盘关歌词

歌曲	盘关
歌手	萧盛萱
专辑	百年老唱片:京剧大典(26CD 精装典藏版)
下载	Image LRC TXT

[00:00.20]	盘关【1936年百代唱片2面】
[00:00.40]	萧长华饰皂隶萧盛萱饰门官
[00:00.60]	（头段）
[00:00.80]	门官：啊哈！
[00:04.00]	做官难！
[00:05.64]	【数板】
[00:06.40]	做官怎么都是难
[00:09.11]	吃的是着急饭
[00:10.96]	花的是揪心钱
[00:12.82]	黎民愚玩实在难劝
[00:15.11]	甘做下流甚不堪
[00:17.59]	扎吗啡、吃金丹
[00:19.94]	又抽白面和鸦片烟
[00:22.25]	只闹的身体五脏全都腐烂
[00:25.71]	男男女女还一口同言：
[00:27.83]	他偏说是过瘾真舒坦
[00:30.10]	全不想四肢枯骨髓干
[00:33.49]	断了生育绝了香烟
[00:35.63]	这害处只可除不可缓
[00:39.50]	官府无奈才戒大烟
[00:41.24]	有的说苦海无边回头是岸
[00:44.45]	春雷惊醒梦一般
[00:46.68]	还有那蠢愚民痴呆汉
[00:50.00]	反说是官府管理太严
[00:52.33]	奉劝同胞问心想
[00:54.40]	须知道为官治国难
[01:00.00]	【定场诗】
[01:00.22]	我想那四衙
[01:01.27]	反被二衙辖
[01:03.80]	二衙比他大
[01:04.44]	他比二衙多俩牙
[01:07.59]	（白）下官，侯銮
[01:09.15]	我父侯尚卫，在齐王驾前为臣
[01:13.31]	不幸被人一本参掉
[01:15.94]	多亏我父同年的好友
[01:18.60]	才保举我这么个小差使
[01:20.90]	这且不言
[01:22.26]	只因东宫世子田法章
[01:25.10]	人伦大变
[01:26.81]	子要淫父妃
[01:28.28]	大王大怒
[01:29.84]	赐伊公公宝剑一口
[01:32.20]	三更时分斩杀回奏
[01:34.72]	不知被何人走漏了消息
[01:37.39]	世子连夜逃出皇城
[01:39.58]	伊公公有札子到来
[01:41.75]	命我把守关口
[01:43.52]	不准闲杂人等乱出乱入
[01:46.71]	天不早了该上关了
[01:49.16]	我说来呀！
[01:51.50]	皂隶：哼…
[01:52.52]	门官：来呀！
[01:53.84]	皂隶：哼…
[01:54.78]	门官：嘿！有得！
[01:55.39]	出门就着啊
[01:57.24]	咳！咳！咳！咳！
[01:58.06]	醒醒！
[01:59.80]	皂隶：哼…
[01:59.98]	门官：醒醒！
[02:01.30]	皂隶：哼…
[02:02.32]	门官：吃面啦！
[02:03.69]	皂隶：好咸卤！
[02:05.44]	门官：我说你扣着食了？
[02:07.24]	皂隶：你说吃面了嘛！
[02:08.95]	门官：我这儿叫你呐
[02:10.67]	皂隶：哟，这“来呀、来呀”的是叫我呢吗？
[02:13.86]	门官：啊！
[02:14.55]	皂隶：我小名儿就叫“来呀”吗？
[02:16.86]	门官：可这当兵是你一人吗？
[02:18.86]	皂隶：多着呐！
[02:19.94]	门官：还是啊
[02:21.24]	我准知道你们谁在这儿吗？
[02:23.60]	故此我叫你们就是　“来呀、来呀”
[02:26.80]	谁听见谁搭个茬儿！
[02:27.87]	皂隶：这么说我倒霉呀
[02:29.22]	门官：怎么？
[02:29.84]	皂隶：就是我听见嘛
[02:31.70]	门官：那就是你呀
[02:32.70]	皂隶：我怎么样呐？
[02:33.10]	门官：呀，你不知道啊？
[02:34.11]	皂隶：什么事我知道啊？
[02:35.46]	门官：听我告诉你说：
[02:36.41]	只因东宫世子田法章
[02:38.12]	人伦大变，子要淫父妃
[02:40.58]	大王…
[02:41.32]	皂隶：哼……
[02:42.28]	门官：你瞧，好精神他又着了
[02:44.42]	皂隶：哼…
[02:45.31]	门官：咳咳咳，醒醒
[02:46.35]	皂隶：哼…
[02:47.17]	门官：醒醒
[02:47.83]	皂隶：哼…
[02:48.28]	门官：咳咳咳！我和你说话呐
[02:49.23]	皂隶：说什么来着？
[02:50.43]	门官：呀呵！全没听见呐！
[02:51.69]	皂隶：你说你的
[02:53.19]	门官：那么你呢？
[02:54.30]	皂隶：我睡我的
[02:55.63]	门官：那我跟谁说去呀？
[02:57.20]	（二段）
[02:57.40]	门官：你别睡听我说呀
[02:59.43]	皂隶：嗯，说吧
[03:00.44]	门官：只因东宫世子田法章…
[03:02.60]	皂隶：得了，得了
[03:03.39]	你别说了，我全都知道
[03:05.80]	门官：那么你说
[03:05.89]	皂隶：只因东宫世子田法章
[03:07.88]	人伦大变
[03:09.60]	子要淫父妃
[03:10.45]	大王大怒
[03:11.21]	赐伊公公宝剑一口
[03:13.40]	三更时分斩杀回奏
[03:15.20]	不知何人走漏了消息
[03:16.87]	世子连夜逃出了皇城
[03:18.70]	伊公公有札子到来
[03:20.22]	命你把守关口
[03:21.33]	不准闲杂人等乱出乱入
[03:23.78]	是这么回事不是？
[03:25.80]	门官：啊，是啊！
[03:26.61]	皂隶：你告诉我干什么呢？
[03:28.29]	门官：呀，我不告诉你告诉谁呀？
[03:30.40]	皂隶：告诉我怎么了？
[03:30.94]	门官：天不早了该上关了
[03:32.76]	皂隶：你就说上关得了嘛，走吧
[03:35.25]	门官：走哇
[03:36.24]	皂隶：走哇
[03:37.35]	门官：哎哟！这是你走我好走啊
[03:39.29]	皂隶：你讲理不讲理呀？
[03:40.78]	门官：你瞧老爷么不讲理？
[03:42.54]	皂隶：我是干什么的？
[03:43.79]	门官：你是跟着我的
[03:45.10]	皂隶：还是呀！我要在头里走
[03:47.10]	那不成你跟着我的了吗？
[03:48.50]	门官：哎哟！你混蛋呐！
[03:49.94]	皂隶：少说混蛋加三级
[03:52.24]	门官：你瞧，加三级那儿官俸去？
[03:53.91]	这是我是老爷你是兵！
[03:56.21]	皂隶：哦！你是老爷我是兵
[03:58.27]	你是兔子我是鹰
[04:00.30]	你在高粱地，我在半悬空
[04:01.86]	听我铃当响，吓得你钻窟窿
[04:04.26]	门官：你玩笑啊
[04:05.35]	皂隶：谁跟你玩笑啊？
[04:06.45]	门官：你们这个当兵的应当在头里走
[04:08.92]	轰散闲人喝着道，这我才能走呐
[04:12.10]	皂隶：哦，当兵的在头里走
[04:14.11]	给您喝着道轰散人您才能走呐？
[04:16.96]	门官：啊，这是官事！
[04:18.36]	皂隶：官事官办
[04:19.44]	又他妈官事了
[04:21.30]	门官：哎呦，打了我脑袋啦
[04:22.64]	皂隶：没打破呀
[04:23.62]	门官：打破了你赔得起吗？
[04:25.26]	皂隶：赔鸡蛋呐
[04:26.35]	门官：又赔鸡蛋啦又！
[04:27.64]	你倒是喝着道啊
[04:29.14]	皂隶：总得喝道？
[04:30.14]	门官：轰散闲人
[04:31.33]	皂隶：轰人交我给了
[04:33.60]	噢…屎来了
[04:34.94]	门官：咳咳咳！别说屎呀，那多臭啊！
[04:37.53]	皂隶：越臭越好
[04:38.68]	门官：怎么越臭越好呢？
[04:40.30]	皂隶：你瞧我敢轰谁，我说这个“屎来了”
[04:43.52]	人家都嫌臭就躲开了，您就过去啦
[04:47.25]	门官：嗯！那不成，得说两字儿的
[04:49.96]	皂隶：两字儿的？
[04:50.81]	门官：诶
[04:51.25]	皂隶：屎蛋来喽
[04:52.81]	门官：咳咳咳！
[04:53.96]	怎么又改了“屎蛋”啦？
[04:55.17]	皂隶：风干的
[04:55.98]	门官：那更臭！
[04:57.00]	皂隶：越臭越好啊，你叫说两字儿嘛
[04:59.86]	门官：得说“老爷”
[05:01.99]	皂隶：姥爷？舅舅在哪儿呢？
[05:04.50]	门官：哎哟！你不会呀？
[05:06.29]	皂隶：哎哟！我会还他妈的干这个？
[05:08.85]	门官：这上阵现磨枪，瞧我的！
[05:12.19]	皂隶：嗯！
[05:12.50]	门官：这个板子要这样拿着
[05:13.59]	皂隶：诶
[05:14.11]	门官：还再要这么个架子
[05:15.76]	皂隶：砸歪了
[05:16.51]	门官：拙比这么说
[05:17.18]	我要上东边去：“噢！老爷东边查来喽！”
[05:22.00]	我要上西边去：“噢！老爷西边查来喽！”
[05:25.00]	这才像呐
[05:26.01]	皂隶：喔，板子这么样拿着，得有个架子
[05:29.98]	老爷上东边去：“东边查来喽”
[05:33.55]	老爷西边去：“西边查来喽”
[05:35.18]	是不是？
[05:35.81]	门官：对了
[05:36.38]	皂隶：得了
[05:37.11]	门官：走呀
[05:37.64]	皂隶：哦！
[05:38.19]	门官：怎么啦？
[05:39.55]	皂隶：唉
[05:40.27]	门官：你这不成了孝囊了嘛？
[05:43.24]	皂隶：什么孝囊呵，帮哭还加三子儿
[05:45.96]	门官：得了，别喝道快点走吧！
[05:48.10]	皂隶：这不结了，走哇走哇？
[05:49.30]	门官：回来！回来！回来！
[05:50.53]	皂隶：干什么又回来？
[05:51.79]	门官：你上哪儿呀？
[05:53.70]	皂隶：我知道上哪儿呀？
[05:54.63]	门官：我上东关
[05:55.81]	皂隶：我跑他妈西门来了

[00:00.20]	pan guan 1936 nian bai dai chang pian 2 mian
[00:00.40]	xiao zhang hua shi zao li xiao sheng xuan shi men guan
[00:00.60]	tou duan
[00:00.80]	men guan: a ha!
[00:04.00]	zuo guan nan!
[00:05.64]	shu ban
[00:06.40]	zuo guan zen me dou shi nan
[00:09.11]	chi de shi zhao ji fan
[00:10.96]	hua de shi jiu xin qian
[00:12.82]	li min yu wan shi zai nan quan
[00:15.11]	gan zuo xia liu shen bu kan
[00:17.59]	zha ma fei chi jin dan
[00:19.94]	you chou bai mian he ya pian yan
[00:22.25]	zhi nao de shen ti wu zang quan dou fu lan
[00:25.71]	nan nan nv nv hai yi kou tong yan:
[00:27.83]	ta pian shuo shi guo yin zhen shu tan
[00:30.10]	quan bu xiang si zhi ku gu sui gan
[00:33.49]	duan le sheng yu jue le xiang yan
[00:35.63]	zhe hai chu zhi ke chu bu ke huan
[00:39.50]	guan fu wu nai cai jie da yan
[00:41.24]	you de shuo ku hai wu bian hui tou shi an
[00:44.45]	chun lei jing xing meng yi ban
[00:46.68]	hai you na chun yu min chi dai han
[00:50.00]	fan shuo shi guan fu guan li tai yan
[00:52.33]	feng quan tong bao wen xin xiang
[00:54.40]	xu zhi dao wei guan zhi guo nan
[01:00.00]	ding chang shi
[01:00.22]	wo xiang na si ya
[01:01.27]	fan bei er ya xia
[01:03.80]	er ya bi ta da
[01:04.44]	ta bi er ya duo lia ya
[01:07.59]	bai xia guan, hou luan
[01:09.15]	wo fu hou shang wei, zai qi wang jia qian wei chen
[01:13.31]	bu xing bei ren yi ben can diao
[01:15.94]	duo kui wo fu tong nian de hao you
[01:18.60]	cai bao ju wo zhe me ge xiao chai shi
[01:20.90]	zhe qie bu yan
[01:22.26]	zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[01:25.10]	ren lun da bian
[01:26.81]	zi yao yin fu fei
[01:28.28]	dai wang da nu
[01:29.84]	ci yi gong gong bao jian yi kou
[01:32.20]	san geng shi fen zhan sha hui zou
[01:34.72]	bu zhi bei he ren zou lou le xiao xi
[01:37.39]	shi zi lian ye tao chu huang cheng
[01:39.58]	yi gong gong you zha zi dao lai
[01:41.75]	ming wo ba shou guan kou
[01:43.52]	bu zhun xian za ren deng luan chu luan ru
[01:46.71]	tian bu zao le gai shang guan le
[01:49.16]	wo shuo lai ya!
[01:51.50]	zao li: heng
[01:52.52]	men guan: lai ya!
[01:53.84]	zao li: heng
[01:54.78]	men guan: hei! you de!
[01:55.39]	chu men jiu zhe a
[01:57.24]	hai! hai! hai! hai!
[01:58.06]	xing xing!
[01:59.80]	zao li: heng
[01:59.98]	men guan: xing xing!
[02:01.30]	zao li: heng
[02:02.32]	men guan: chi mian la!
[02:03.69]	zao li: hao xian lu!
[02:05.44]	men guan: wo shuo ni kou zhe shi le?
[02:07.24]	zao li: ni shuo chi mian le ma!
[02:08.95]	men guan: wo zhe er jiao ni na
[02:10.67]	zao li: yo, zhe" lai ya lai ya" de shi jiao wo ne ma?
[02:13.86]	men guan: a!
[02:14.55]	zao li: wo xiao ming r jiu jiao" lai ya" ma?
[02:16.86]	men guan: ke zhe dang bing shi ni yi ren ma?
[02:18.86]	zao li: duo zhe na!
[02:19.94]	men guan: hai shi a
[02:21.24]	wo zhun zhi dao ni men shui zai zhe er ma?
[02:23.60]	gu ci wo jiao ni men jiu shi　" lai ya lai ya"
[02:26.80]	shui ting jian shui da ge cha er!
[02:27.87]	zao li: zhe me shuo wo dao mei ya
[02:29.22]	men guan: zen me?
[02:29.84]	zao li: jiu shi wo ting jian ma
[02:31.70]	men guan: na jiu shi ni ya
[02:32.70]	zao li: wo zen me yang na?
[02:33.10]	men guan: ya, ni bu zhi dao a?
[02:34.11]	zao li: shen me shi wo zhi dao a?
[02:35.46]	men guan: ting wo gao su ni shuo:
[02:36.41]	zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[02:38.12]	ren lun da bian, zi yao yin fu fei
[02:40.58]	dai wang
[02:41.32]	zao li: heng
[02:42.28]	men guan: ni qiao, hao jing shen ta you zhe le
[02:44.42]	zao li: heng
[02:45.31]	men guan: hai hai hai, xing xing
[02:46.35]	zao li: heng
[02:47.17]	men guan: xing xing
[02:47.83]	zao li: heng
[02:48.28]	men guan: hai hai hai! wo he ni shuo hua na
[02:49.23]	zao li: shuo shi mo lai zhe?
[02:50.43]	men guan: ya a! quan mei ting jian na!
[02:51.69]	zao li: ni shuo ni de
[02:53.19]	men guan: na me ni ne?
[02:54.30]	zao li: wo shui wo de
[02:55.63]	men guan: na wo gen shui shuo qu ya?
[02:57.20]	er duan
[02:57.40]	men guan: ni bie shui ting wo shuo ya
[02:59.43]	zao li: , shuo ba
[03:00.44]	men guan: zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[03:02.60]	zao li: de le, de le
[03:03.39]	ni bie shuo le, wo quan dou zhi dao
[03:05.80]	men guan: na me ni shuo
[03:05.89]	zao li: zhi yin dong gong shi zi tian fa zhang
[03:07.88]	ren lun da bian
[03:09.60]	zi yao yin fu fei
[03:10.45]	dai wang da nu
[03:11.21]	ci yi gong gong bao jian yi kou
[03:13.40]	san geng shi fen zhan sha hui zou
[03:15.20]	bu zhi he ren zou lou le xiao xi
[03:16.87]	shi zi lian ye tao chu le huang cheng
[03:18.70]	yi gong gong you zha zi dao lai
[03:20.22]	ming ni ba shou guan kou
[03:21.33]	bu zhun xian za ren deng luan chu luan ru
[03:23.78]	shi zhe me hui shi bu shi?
[03:25.80]	men guan: a, shi a!
[03:26.61]	zao li: ni gao su wo gan shen me ne?
[03:28.29]	men guan: ya, wo bu gao su ni gao su shui ya?
[03:30.40]	zao li: gao su wo zen me le?
[03:30.94]	men guan: tian bu zao le gai shang guan le
[03:32.76]	zao li: ni jiu shuo shang guan de le ma, zou ba
[03:35.25]	men guan: zou wa
[03:36.24]	zao li: zou wa
[03:37.35]	men guan: ai yo! zhe shi ni zou wo hao zou a
[03:39.29]	zao li: ni jiang li bu jiang li ya?
[03:40.78]	men guan: ni qiao lao ye me bu jiang li?
[03:42.54]	zao li: wo shi gan shen me de?
[03:43.79]	men guan: ni shi gen zhe wo de
[03:45.10]	zao li: hai shi ya! wo yao zai tou li zou
[03:47.10]	na bu cheng ni gen zhe wo de le ma?
[03:48.50]	men guan: ai yo! ni hun dan na!
[03:49.94]	zao li: shao shuo hun dan jia san ji
[03:52.24]	men guan: ni qiao, jia san ji na er guan feng qu?
[03:53.91]	zhe shi wo shi lao ye ni shi bing!
[03:56.21]	zao li: o! ni shi lao ye wo shi bing
[03:58.27]	ni shi tu zi wo shi ying
[04:00.30]	ni zai gao liang di, wo zai ban xuan kong
[04:01.86]	ting wo ling dang xiang, xia de ni zuan ku long
[04:04.26]	men guan: ni wan xiao a
[04:05.35]	zao li: shui gen ni wan xiao a?
[04:06.45]	men guan: ni men zhe ge dang bing de ying dang zai tou li zou
[04:08.92]	hong san xian ren he zhe dao, zhe wo cai neng zou na
[04:12.10]	zao li: o, dang bing de zai tou li zou
[04:14.11]	gei nin he zhe dao hong san ren nin cai neng zou na?
[04:16.96]	men guan: a, zhe shi guan shi!
[04:18.36]	zao li: guan shi guan ban
[04:19.44]	you ta ma guan shi le
[04:21.30]	men guan: ai you, da le wo nao dai la
[04:22.64]	zao li: mei da po ya
[04:23.62]	men guan: da po le ni pei de qi ma?
[04:25.26]	zao li: pei ji dan na
[04:26.35]	men guan: you pei ji dan la you!
[04:27.64]	ni dao shi he zhe dao a
[04:29.14]	zao li: zong dei he dao?
[04:30.14]	men guan: hong san xian ren
[04:31.33]	zao li: hong ren jiao wo gei le
[04:33.60]	o shi lai le
[04:34.94]	men guan: hai hai hai! bie shuo shi ya, na duo chou a!
[04:37.53]	zao li: yue chou yue hao
[04:38.68]	men guan: zen me yue chou yue hao ne?
[04:40.30]	zao li: ni qiao wo gan hong shui, wo shuo zhe ge" shi lai le"
[04:43.52]	ren jia dou xian chou jiu duo kai le, nin jiu guo qu la
[04:47.25]	men guan: ! na bu cheng, de shuo liang zi er de
[04:49.96]	zao li: liang zi er de?
[04:50.81]	men guan: ei
[04:51.25]	zao li: shi dan lai lou
[04:52.81]	men guan: hai hai hai!
[04:53.96]	zen me you gai le" shi dan" la?
[04:55.17]	zao li: feng gan de
[04:55.98]	men guan: na geng chou!
[04:57.00]	zao li: yue chou yue hao a, ni jiao shuo liang zi er ma
[04:59.86]	men guan: de shuo" lao ye"
[05:01.99]	zao li: lao ye? jiu jiu zai na er ne?
[05:04.50]	men guan: ai yo! ni bu hui ya?
[05:06.29]	zao li: ai yo! wo hui hai ta ma de gan zhe ge?
[05:08.85]	men guan: zhe shang zhen xian mo qiang, qiao wo de!
[05:12.19]	zao li: !
[05:12.50]	men guan: zhe ge ban zi yao zhe yang na zhe
[05:13.59]	zao li: ei
[05:14.11]	men guan: hai zai yao zhe me ge jia zi
[05:15.76]	zao li: za wai le
[05:16.51]	men guan: zhuo bi zhe me shuo
[05:17.18]	wo yao shang dong bian qu:" o! lao ye dong bian cha lai lou!"
[05:22.00]	wo yao shang xi bian qu:" o! lao ye xi bian cha lai lou!"
[05:25.00]	zhe cai xiang na
[05:26.01]	zao li: o, ban zi zhe me yang na zhe, de you ge jia zi
[05:29.98]	lao ye shang dong bian qu:" dong bian cha lai lou"
[05:33.55]	lao ye xi bian qu:" xi bian cha lai lou"
[05:35.18]	shi bu shi?
[05:35.81]	men guan: dui le
[05:36.38]	zao li: de le
[05:37.11]	men guan: zou ya
[05:37.64]	zao li: o!
[05:38.19]	men guan: zen me la?
[05:39.55]	zao li: ai
[05:40.27]	men guan: ni zhe bu cheng le xiao nang le ma?
[05:43.24]	zao li: shen me xiao nang a, bang ku hai jia san zi r
[05:45.96]	men guan: de le, bie he dao kuai dian zou ba!
[05:48.10]	zao li: zhe bu jie le, zou wa zou wa?
[05:49.30]	men guan: hui lai! hui lai! hui lai!
[05:50.53]	zao li: gan shen me you hui lai?
[05:51.79]	men guan: ni shang na er ya?
[05:53.70]	zao li: wo zhi dao shang na er ya?
[05:54.63]	men guan: wo shang dong guan
[05:55.81]	zao li: wo pao ta ma xi men lai le

[00:00.20]	pán guān 1936 nián bǎi dài chàng piān 2 miàn
[00:00.40]	xiāo zhǎng huá shì zào lì xiāo shèng xuān shì mén guān
[00:00.60]	tóu duàn
[00:00.80]	mén guān: ā hā!
[00:04.00]	zuò guān nán!
[00:05.64]	shù bǎn
[00:06.40]	zuò guān zěn me dōu shì nán
[00:09.11]	chī de shì zháo jí fàn
[00:10.96]	huā de shì jiū xīn qián
[00:12.82]	lí mín yú wán shí zài nán quàn
[00:15.11]	gān zuò xià liú shén bù kān
[00:17.59]	zhā mǎ fēi chī jīn dān
[00:19.94]	yòu chōu bái miàn hé yā piàn yān
[00:22.25]	zhǐ nào de shēn tǐ wǔ zàng quán dōu fǔ làn
[00:25.71]	nán nán nǚ nǚ hái yī kǒu tóng yán:
[00:27.83]	tā piān shuō shì guò yǐn zhēn shū tǎn
[00:30.10]	quán bù xiǎng sì zhī kū gǔ suǐ gàn
[00:33.49]	duàn le shēng yù jué le xiāng yān
[00:35.63]	zhè hài chù zhǐ kě chú bù kě huǎn
[00:39.50]	guān fǔ wú nài cái jiè dà yān
[00:41.24]	yǒu de shuō kǔ hǎi wú biān huí tóu shì àn
[00:44.45]	chūn léi jīng xǐng mèng yì bān
[00:46.68]	hái yǒu nà chǔn yú mín chī dāi hàn
[00:50.00]	fǎn shuō shì guān fǔ guǎn lǐ tài yán
[00:52.33]	fèng quàn tóng bāo wèn xīn xiǎng
[00:54.40]	xū zhī dào wèi guān zhì guó nàn
[01:00.00]	dìng chǎng shī
[01:00.22]	wǒ xiǎng nà sì yá
[01:01.27]	fǎn bèi èr yá xiá
[01:03.80]	èr yá bǐ tā dà
[01:04.44]	tā bǐ èr yá duō liǎ yá
[01:07.59]	bái xià guān, hóu luán
[01:09.15]	wǒ fù hóu shàng wèi, zài qí wáng jià qián wèi chén
[01:13.31]	bù xìng bèi rén yī běn cān diào
[01:15.94]	duō kuī wǒ fù tóng nián de hǎo yǒu
[01:18.60]	cái bǎo jǔ wǒ zhè me gè xiǎo chāi shǐ
[01:20.90]	zhè qiě bù yán
[01:22.26]	zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[01:25.10]	rén lún dà biàn
[01:26.81]	zi yào yín fù fēi
[01:28.28]	dài wáng dà nù
[01:29.84]	cì yī gōng gōng bǎo jiàn yī kǒu
[01:32.20]	sān gēng shí fēn zhǎn shā huí zòu
[01:34.72]	bù zhī bèi hé rén zǒu lòu le xiāo xī
[01:37.39]	shì zǐ lián yè táo chū huáng chéng
[01:39.58]	yī gōng gōng yǒu zhá zi dào lái
[01:41.75]	mìng wǒ bǎ shǒu guān kǒu
[01:43.52]	bù zhǔn xián zá rén děng luàn chū luàn rù
[01:46.71]	tiān bù zǎo le gāi shàng guān le
[01:49.16]	wǒ shuō lái ya!
[01:51.50]	zào lì: hēng
[01:52.52]	mén guān: lái ya!
[01:53.84]	zào lì: hēng
[01:54.78]	mén guān: hēi! yǒu de!
[01:55.39]	chū mén jiù zhe a
[01:57.24]	hāi! hāi! hāi! hāi!
[01:58.06]	xǐng xǐng!
[01:59.80]	zào lì: hēng
[01:59.98]	mén guān: xǐng xǐng!
[02:01.30]	zào lì: hēng
[02:02.32]	mén guān: chī miàn la!
[02:03.69]	zào lì: hǎo xián lǔ!
[02:05.44]	mén guān: wǒ shuō nǐ kòu zhe shí le?
[02:07.24]	zào lì: nǐ shuō chī miàn le ma!
[02:08.95]	mén guān: wǒ zhè ér jiào nǐ nà
[02:10.67]	zào lì: yō, zhè" lái ya lái ya" de shì jiào wǒ ne ma?
[02:13.86]	mén guān: a!
[02:14.55]	zào lì: wǒ xiǎo míng r jiù jiào" lái ya" ma?
[02:16.86]	mén guān: kě zhè dāng bīng shì nǐ yī rén ma?
[02:18.86]	zào lì: duō zhe nà!
[02:19.94]	mén guān: hái shì a
[02:21.24]	wǒ zhǔn zhī dào nǐ men shuí zài zhè ér ma?
[02:23.60]	gù cǐ wǒ jiào nǐ men jiù shì　" lái ya lái ya"
[02:26.80]	shuí tīng jiàn shuí dā gè chá ér!
[02:27.87]	zào lì: zhè me shuō wǒ dǎo méi ya
[02:29.22]	mén guān: zěn me?
[02:29.84]	zào lì: jiù shì wǒ tīng jiàn ma
[02:31.70]	mén guān: nà jiù shì nǐ ya
[02:32.70]	zào lì: wǒ zěn me yàng nà?
[02:33.10]	mén guān: ya, nǐ bù zhī dào a?
[02:34.11]	zào lì: shén me shì wǒ zhī dào a?
[02:35.46]	mén guān: tīng wǒ gào sù nǐ shuō:
[02:36.41]	zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[02:38.12]	rén lún dà biàn, zi yào yín fù fēi
[02:40.58]	dài wáng
[02:41.32]	zào lì: hēng
[02:42.28]	mén guān: nǐ qiáo, hǎo jīng shén tā yòu zhe le
[02:44.42]	zào lì: hēng
[02:45.31]	mén guān: hāi hāi hāi, xǐng xǐng
[02:46.35]	zào lì: hēng
[02:47.17]	mén guān: xǐng xǐng
[02:47.83]	zào lì: hēng
[02:48.28]	mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! wǒ hé nǐ shuō huà nà
[02:49.23]	zào lì: shuō shí mǒ lái zhe?
[02:50.43]	mén guān: ya ā! quán méi tīng jiàn nà!
[02:51.69]	zào lì: nǐ shuō nǐ de
[02:53.19]	mén guān: nà me nǐ ne?
[02:54.30]	zào lì: wǒ shuì wǒ de
[02:55.63]	mén guān: nà wǒ gēn shuí shuō qù ya?
[02:57.20]	èr duàn
[02:57.40]	mén guān: nǐ bié shuì tīng wǒ shuō ya
[02:59.43]	zào lì: , shuō ba
[03:00.44]	mén guān: zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[03:02.60]	zào lì: dé le, dé le
[03:03.39]	nǐ bié shuō le, wǒ quán dōu zhī dào
[03:05.80]	mén guān: nà me nǐ shuō
[03:05.89]	zào lì: zhǐ yīn dōng gōng shì zǐ tián fǎ zhāng
[03:07.88]	rén lún dà biàn
[03:09.60]	zi yào yín fù fēi
[03:10.45]	dài wáng dà nù
[03:11.21]	cì yī gōng gōng bǎo jiàn yī kǒu
[03:13.40]	sān gēng shí fēn zhǎn shā huí zòu
[03:15.20]	bù zhī hé rén zǒu lòu le xiāo xī
[03:16.87]	shì zǐ lián yè táo chū le huáng chéng
[03:18.70]	yī gōng gōng yǒu zhá zi dào lái
[03:20.22]	mìng nǐ bǎ shǒu guān kǒu
[03:21.33]	bù zhǔn xián zá rén děng luàn chū luàn rù
[03:23.78]	shì zhè me huí shì bú shì?
[03:25.80]	mén guān: a, shì a!
[03:26.61]	zào lì: nǐ gào sù wǒ gàn shén me ne?
[03:28.29]	mén guān: ya, wǒ bù gào sù nǐ gào sù shuí ya?
[03:30.40]	zào lì: gào sù wǒ zěn me le?
[03:30.94]	mén guān: tiān bù zǎo le gāi shàng guān le
[03:32.76]	zào lì: nǐ jiù shuō shàng guān dé le ma, zǒu ba
[03:35.25]	mén guān: zǒu wa
[03:36.24]	zào lì: zǒu wa
[03:37.35]	mén guān: āi yō! zhè shì nǐ zǒu wǒ hǎo zǒu a
[03:39.29]	zào lì: nǐ jiǎng lǐ bù jiǎng lǐ ya?
[03:40.78]	mén guān: nǐ qiáo lǎo yé me bù jiǎng lǐ?
[03:42.54]	zào lì: wǒ shì gàn shén me de?
[03:43.79]	mén guān: nǐ shì gēn zhe wǒ de
[03:45.10]	zào lì: hái shì ya! wǒ yào zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[03:47.10]	nà bù chéng nǐ gēn zhe wǒ de le ma?
[03:48.50]	mén guān: āi yō! nǐ hún dàn nà!
[03:49.94]	zào lì: shǎo shuō hún dàn jiā sān jí
[03:52.24]	mén guān: nǐ qiáo, jiā sān jí nà ér guān fèng qù?
[03:53.91]	zhè shì wǒ shì lǎo yé nǐ shì bīng!
[03:56.21]	zào lì: ó! nǐ shì lǎo yé wǒ shì bīng
[03:58.27]	nǐ shì tù zi wǒ shì yīng
[04:00.30]	nǐ zài gāo liáng dì, wǒ zài bàn xuán kōng
[04:01.86]	tīng wǒ líng dāng xiǎng, xià dé nǐ zuān kū lóng
[04:04.26]	mén guān: nǐ wán xiào a
[04:05.35]	zào lì: shuí gēn nǐ wán xiào a?
[04:06.45]	mén guān: nǐ men zhè gè dāng bīng de yìng dāng zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[04:08.92]	hōng sàn xián rén hē zhe dào, zhè wǒ cái néng zǒu nà
[04:12.10]	zào lì: ó, dāng bīng de zài tóu lǐ zǒu
[04:14.11]	gěi nín hē zhe dào hōng sǎn rén nín cái néng zǒu nà?
[04:16.96]	mén guān: a, zhè shì guān shì!
[04:18.36]	zào lì: guān shì guān bàn
[04:19.44]	yòu tā mā guān shì le
[04:21.30]	mén guān: āi yōu, dǎ le wǒ nǎo dài la
[04:22.64]	zào lì: méi dǎ pò ya
[04:23.62]	mén guān: dǎ pò le nǐ péi dé qǐ ma?
[04:25.26]	zào lì: péi jī dàn nà
[04:26.35]	mén guān: yòu péi jī dàn la yòu!
[04:27.64]	nǐ dǎo shì hē zhe dào a
[04:29.14]	zào lì: zǒng děi hè dào?
[04:30.14]	mén guān: hōng sàn xián rén
[04:31.33]	zào lì: hōng rén jiāo wǒ gěi le
[04:33.60]	ō shǐ lái le
[04:34.94]	mén guān: hāi hāi hāi! bié shuō shǐ ya, nà duō chòu a!
[04:37.53]	zào lì: yuè chòu yuè hǎo
[04:38.68]	mén guān: zěn me yuè chòu yuè hǎo ne?
[04:40.30]	zào lì: nǐ qiáo wǒ gǎn hōng shuí, wǒ shuō zhè gè" shǐ lái le"
[04:43.52]	rén jiā dōu xián chòu jiù duǒ kāi le, nín jiù guò qù la
[04:47.25]	mén guān: ! nà bù chéng, dé shuō liǎng zì ér de
[04:49.96]	zào lì: liǎng zì ér de?
[04:50.81]	mén guān: éi
[04:51.25]	zào lì: shǐ dàn lái lóu
[04:52.81]	mén guān: hāi hāi hāi!
[04:53.96]	zěn me yòu gǎi le" shǐ dàn" la?
[04:55.17]	zào lì: fēng gān de
[04:55.98]	mén guān: nà gèng chòu!
[04:57.00]	zào lì: yuè chòu yuè hǎo a, nǐ jiào shuō liǎng zì ér ma
[04:59.86]	mén guān: dé shuō" lǎo yé"
[05:01.99]	zào lì: lǎo ye? jiù jiù zài nǎ ér ne?
[05:04.50]	mén guān: āi yō! nǐ bú huì ya?
[05:06.29]	zào lì: āi yō! wǒ huì hái tā mā de gàn zhè gè?
[05:08.85]	mén guān: zhè shàng zhèn xiàn mó qiāng, qiáo wǒ de!
[05:12.19]	zào lì: !
[05:12.50]	mén guān: zhè gè bǎn zi yào zhè yàng ná zhe
[05:13.59]	zào lì: éi
[05:14.11]	mén guān: hái zài yào zhè me gè jià zi
[05:15.76]	zào lì: zá wāi le
[05:16.51]	mén guān: zhuō bǐ zhè me shuō
[05:17.18]	wǒ yào shàng dōng biān qù:" ō! lǎo yé dōng biān chá lái lóu!"
[05:22.00]	wǒ yào shàng xī biān qù:" ō! lǎo yé xī biān chá lái lóu!"
[05:25.00]	zhè cái xiàng nà
[05:26.01]	zào lì: ō, bǎn zi zhè me yàng ná zhe, dé yǒu gè jià zi
[05:29.98]	lǎo yé shàng dōng biān qù:" dōng biān chá lái lóu"
[05:33.55]	lǎo yé xī biān qù:" xī biān chá lái lóu"
[05:35.18]	shì bú shì?
[05:35.81]	mén guān: duì le
[05:36.38]	zào lì: dé le
[05:37.11]	mén guān: zǒu ya
[05:37.64]	zào lì: ó!
[05:38.19]	mén guān: zěn me la?
[05:39.55]	zào lì: āi
[05:40.27]	mén guān: nǐ zhè bù chéng le xiào náng le ma?
[05:43.24]	zào lì: shén me xiào náng ā, bāng kū hái jiā sān zǐ r
[05:45.96]	mén guān: dé le, bié hè dào kuài diǎn zǒu ba!
[05:48.10]	zào lì: zhè bù jié le, zǒu wa zǒu wa?
[05:49.30]	mén guān: huí lái! huí lái! huí lái!
[05:50.53]	zào lì: gàn shén me yòu huí lái?
[05:51.79]	mén guān: nǐ shàng nǎ ér ya?
[05:53.70]	zào lì: wǒ zhī dào shàng nǎ ér ya?
[05:54.63]	mén guān: wǒ shàng dōng guān
[05:55.81]	zào lì: wǒ pǎo tā mā xī mén lái le

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