[00:00.300] | 客宁:朋友,到浦东7折上伐啦 |
[00:07.175] | 司机:个不好开的,保本啊保不着哦 |
[00:11.870] | 客宁:朋友侬不要装了,涨价涨了两块了,那心才太黑来 |
[00:21.084] | 司机:个钞票又不是我拿的,才被公司拿特了,哦,算了,算了,上来伐 |
[00:39.524] | 从鸡叫开到鬼叫,刚刚做到 这点指标 |
[00:42.469] | KAN手里这几张钞票大部分只好调几卷** |
[00:45.773] | 还好哪能 我只好苦笑 虽然感觉非常苦恼 |
[00:49.245] | 么啥办法为了生活我也只好继续操劳 |
[00:52.348] | 才刚疲劳驾驶不好 |
[00:54.751] | 才刚安全第一重要 |
[00:55.781] | 但是刚个哦闲话的瘪三现在了还窝里抱老钞票困搞 |
[00:59.067] | 宁闲话讲了是不少 操作起来基本才嘎老 |
[01:02.472] | 阿拉拼命赚钞票交税就养了个帮乌龟赤佬 |
[01:05.734] | 油价拼命哦了海涨。指标一份啊不好降 |
[01:08.872] | 起步费涨了又涨 客宁才那阿拉当成狼 |
[01:11.945] | 谈价钱越来越不像腔 口气一天比一天嚣张 |
[01:15.282] | 阿拉就像小娘养 受了气只好藏了肚皮里巷 |
[01:18.755] | 乘客:喂师傅当心!!!!(刹车声) |
[01:20.944] | 侬哪能开车子可以比老眼睛开啊啦,吓色无了 |
[01:23.781] | 司机:我无的哈办法呀,从老早开到现在半夜里,真是切力来老哦去话一的, |
[01:28.276] | 师傅帮帮忙,陪我嘎嘎三胡,否则我真的要困起来 |
[01:30.708] | 那才拼命哦开 嘿 拼命哦开 |
[01:33.768] | 第二天到公司就准备被阿拉拼命的斩 |
[01:37.047] | 修理费 自嘎来 生毛病呢 继续开 |
[01:40.161] | 只要那不死 指标一分啊不好少哦交上来 |
[01:43.425] | 那才拼命哦开 嘿 拼命哦开 |
[01:46.671] | 不好疲劳驾驶但指标一分啊不好减 |
[01:49.689] | 油价涨 客人埋单 |
[01:51.650] | 车子碰 由侬埋单 |
[01:53.436] | 侬想逃夭 不要紧 押金扣光 我不管 |
[01:56.451] | 公司领导加车队队长基本好拼满一个团 |
[01:59.566] | 每次过节大包小包还好到国外逗一圈 |
[02:02.985] | 阿拉车子开进医院 伊拉看啊不来一看 |
[02:06.114] | 到了交荡帐哦辰光 停的一天也要跟侬算 |
[02:09.344] | 哦,个帮畜生 只会为了钞票紧张 |
[02:12.535] | 车子撞坏特了 有保险公司还有阿拉赔偿 |
[02:15.782] | 车子有故障 修理费才是阿拉挺帐 |
[02:19.059] | 修理保养大修全部用哦CAI是阿拉哦辰光 |
[02:22.552] | 阿拉是万体馆 一万哦宁才好管 |
[02:25.322] | 不管是交警 客人 公司 GAO短MIN客管 |
[02:28.722] | 偷偷摸摸 扮成客人 |
[02:29.800] | 放倒钩 让阿拉吃近 |
[02:31.945] | 碰到个帮中生么几千块洋DINONG A表想太平 |
[02:35.008] | 其实我真哦老撒度 老想回去PEIPEI老婆 |
[02:38.355] | 老想跟LAO朋友兄弟出去切切老酒白相嘎三胡 |
[02:41.431] | 但是背老嘎度只包袱 像旧社会黄包车夫 |
[02:44.523] | 啥辰光才好让阿拉差头司机不要再SHOU苦 |
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[00:00.300] | ke ning: peng you, dao pu dong 7 zhe shang fa la |
[00:07.175] | si ji: ge bu hao kai de, bao ben a bao bu zhao o |
[00:11.870] | ke ning: peng you nong bu yao zhuang le, zhang jia zhang le liang kuai le, na xin cai tai hei lai |
[00:21.084] | si ji: ge chao piao you bu shi wo na de, cai bei gong si na te le, o, suan le, suan le, shang lai fa |
[00:39.524] | cong ji jiao kai dao gui jiao, gang gang zuo dao zhe dian zhi biao |
[00:42.469] | KAN shou li zhe ji zhang chao piao da bu fen zhi hao diao ji juan |
[00:45.773] | hai hao na neng wo zhi hao ku xiao sui ran gan jue fei chang ku nao |
[00:49.245] | me sha ban fa wei le sheng huo wo ye zhi hao ji xu cao lao |
[00:52.348] | cai gang pi lao jia shi bu hao |
[00:54.751] | cai gang an quan di yi zhong yao |
[00:55.781] | dan shi gang ge o xian hua de bie san xian zai le hai wo li bao lao chao piao kun gao |
[00:59.067] | ning xian hua jiang le shi bu shao cao zuo qi lai ji ben cai ga lao |
[01:02.472] | a la pin ming zhuan chao piao jiao shui jiu yang le ge bang wu gui chi lao |
[01:05.734] | you jia pin ming o le hai zhang. zhi biao yi fen a bu hao jiang |
[01:08.872] | qi bu fei zhang le you zhang ke ning cai na a la dang cheng lang |
[01:11.945] | tan jia qian yue lai yue bu xiang qiang kou qi yi tian bi yi tian xiao zhang |
[01:15.282] | a la jiu xiang xiao niang yang shou le qi zhi hao cang le du pi li xiang |
[01:18.755] | cheng ke: wei shi fu dang xin!!!! sha che sheng |
[01:20.944] | nong na neng kai che zi ke yi bi lao yan jing kai a la, xia se wu le |
[01:23.781] | si ji: wo wu de ha ban fa ya, cong lao zao kai dao xian zai ban ye li, zhen shi qie li lai lao o qu hua yi de, |
[01:28.276] | shi fu bang bang mang, pei wo ga ga san hu, fou ze wo zhen de yao kun qi lai |
[01:30.708] | na cai pin ming o kai hei pin ming o kai |
[01:33.768] | di er tian dao gong si jiu zhun bei bei a la pin ming de zhan |
[01:37.047] | xiu li fei zi ga lai sheng mao bing ne ji xu kai |
[01:40.161] | zhi yao na bu si zhi biao yi fen a bu hao shao o jiao shang lai |
[01:43.425] | na cai pin ming o kai hei pin ming o kai |
[01:46.671] | bu hao pi lao jia shi dan zhi biao yi fen a bu hao jian |
[01:49.689] | you jia zhang ke ren mai dan |
[01:51.650] | che zi peng you nong mai dan |
[01:53.436] | nong xiang tao yao bu yao jin ya jin kou guang wo bu guan |
[01:56.451] | gong si ling dao jia che dui dui zhang ji ben hao pin man yi ge tuan |
[01:59.566] | mei ci guo jie da bao xiao bao hai hao dao guo wai dou yi quan |
[02:02.985] | a la che zi kai jin yi yuan yi la kan a bu lai yi kan |
[02:06.114] | dao le jiao dang zhang o chen guang ting de yi tian ye yao gen nong suan |
[02:09.344] | o, ge bang chu sheng zhi hui wei le chao piao jin zhang |
[02:12.535] | che zi zhuang huai te le you bao xian gong si hai you a la pei chang |
[02:15.782] | che zi you gu zhang xiu li fei cai shi a la ting zhang |
[02:19.059] | xiu li bao yang da xiu quan bu yong o CAI shi a la o chen guang |
[02:22.552] | a la shi wan ti guan yi wan o ning cai hao guan |
[02:25.322] | bu guan shi jiao jing ke ren gong si GAO duan MIN ke guan |
[02:28.722] | tou tou mo mo ban cheng ke ren |
[02:29.800] | fang dao gou rang a la chi jin |
[02:31.945] | peng dao ge bang zhong sheng me ji qian kuai yang DINONG A biao xiang tai ping |
[02:35.008] | qi shi wo zhen o lao sa du lao xiang hui qu PEIPEI lao po |
[02:38.355] | lao xiang gen LAO peng you xiong di chu qu qie qie lao jiu bai xiang ga san hu |
[02:41.431] | dan shi bei lao ga du zhi bao fu xiang jiu she hui huang bao che fu |
[02:44.523] | sha chen guang cai hao rang a la cha tou si ji bu yao zai SHOU ku |
[02:48.705] |
[00:00.300] | kè níng: péng yǒu, dào pǔ dōng 7 zhé shàng fá la |
[00:07.175] | sī jī: gè bù hǎo kāi de, bǎo běn a bǎo bù zháo ó |
[00:11.870] | kè níng: péng yǒu nóng bú yào zhuāng le, zhǎng jià zhǎng le liǎng kuài le, nà xīn cái tài hēi lái |
[00:21.084] | sī jī: gè chāo piào yòu bú shì wǒ ná de, cái bèi gōng sī ná tè le, ó, suàn le, suàn le, shàng lái fá |
[00:39.524] | cóng jī jiào kāi dào guǐ jiào, gāng gāng zuò dào zhè diǎn zhǐ biāo |
[00:42.469] | KAN shǒu lǐ zhè jǐ zhāng chāo piào dà bù fèn zhǐ hǎo diào jǐ juǎn |
[00:45.773] | hái hǎo nǎ néng wǒ zhǐ hǎo kǔ xiào suī rán gǎn jué fēi cháng kǔ nǎo |
[00:49.245] | me shà bàn fǎ wèi le shēng huó wǒ yě zhǐ hǎo jì xù cāo láo |
[00:52.348] | cái gāng pí láo jià shǐ bù hǎo |
[00:54.751] | cái gāng ān quán dì yī zhòng yào |
[00:55.781] | dàn shì gāng gè ó xián huà de biē sān xiàn zài le hái wō lǐ bào lǎo chāo piào kùn gǎo |
[00:59.067] | níng xián huà jiǎng le shì bù shǎo cāo zuò qǐ lái jī běn cái gā lǎo |
[01:02.472] | ā lā pīn mìng zhuàn chāo piào jiāo shuì jiù yǎng le gè bāng wū guī chì lǎo |
[01:05.734] | yóu jià pīn mìng ó le hǎi zhǎng. zhǐ biāo yī fèn a bù hǎo jiàng |
[01:08.872] | qǐ bù fèi zhǎng le yòu zhǎng kè níng cái nà ā lā dàng chéng láng |
[01:11.945] | tán jià qián yuè lái yuè bù xiàng qiāng kǒu qì yì tiān bǐ yì tiān xiāo zhāng |
[01:15.282] | ā lā jiù xiàng xiǎo niáng yǎng shòu le qì zhǐ hǎo cáng le dù pí lǐ xiàng |
[01:18.755] | chéng kè: wèi shī fū dāng xīn!!!! shā chē shēng |
[01:20.944] | nóng nǎ néng kāi chē zi kě yǐ bǐ lǎo yǎn jīng kāi a la, xià sè wú le |
[01:23.781] | sī jī: wǒ wú de hā bàn fǎ ya, cóng lǎo zǎo kāi dào xiàn zài bàn yè lǐ, zhēn shì qiè lì lái lǎo ó qù huà yī de, |
[01:28.276] | shī fū bāng bāng máng, péi wǒ gā gā sān hú, fǒu zé wǒ zhēn de yào kùn qǐ lái |
[01:30.708] | nà cái pīn mìng ó kāi hēi pīn mìng ó kāi |
[01:33.768] | dì èr tiān dào gōng sī jiù zhǔn bèi bèi ā lā pīn mìng de zhǎn |
[01:37.047] | xiū lǐ fèi zì gā lái shēng máo bìng ne jì xù kāi |
[01:40.161] | zhǐ yào nà bù sǐ zhǐ biāo yī fēn a bù hǎo shǎo ó jiāo shàng lái |
[01:43.425] | nà cái pīn mìng ó kāi hēi pīn mìng ó kāi |
[01:46.671] | bù hǎo pí láo jià shǐ dàn zhǐ biāo yī fēn a bù hǎo jiǎn |
[01:49.689] | yóu jià zhǎng kè rén mái dān |
[01:51.650] | chē zi pèng yóu nóng mái dān |
[01:53.436] | nóng xiǎng táo yāo bú yào jǐn yā jīn kòu guāng wǒ bù guǎn |
[01:56.451] | gōng sī lǐng dǎo jiā chē duì duì zhǎng jī běn hǎo pīn mǎn yí gè tuán |
[01:59.566] | měi cì guò jié dà bāo xiǎo bāo hái hǎo dào guó wài dòu yī quān |
[02:02.985] | ā lā chē zi kāi jìn yī yuàn yī lā kàn a bù lái yī kàn |
[02:06.114] | dào le jiāo dàng zhàng ó chén guāng tíng de yì tiān yě yào gēn nóng suàn |
[02:09.344] | ó, gè bāng chù shēng zhǐ huì wèi le chāo piào jǐn zhāng |
[02:12.535] | chē zi zhuàng huài tè le yǒu bǎo xiǎn gōng sī hái yǒu ā lā péi cháng |
[02:15.782] | chē zi yǒu gù zhàng xiū lǐ fèi cái shì ā lā tǐng zhàng |
[02:19.059] | xiū lǐ bǎo yǎng dà xiū quán bù yòng ó CAI shì ā lā ó chén guāng |
[02:22.552] | ā lā shì wàn tǐ guǎn yī wàn ó níng cái hǎo guǎn |
[02:25.322] | bù guǎn shì jiāo jǐng kè rén gōng sī GAO duǎn MIN kè guǎn |
[02:28.722] | tōu tōu mō mō bàn chéng kè rén |
[02:29.800] | fàng dǎo gōu ràng ā lā chī jìn |
[02:31.945] | pèng dào gè bāng zhōng shēng me jǐ qiān kuài yáng DINONG A biǎo xiǎng tài píng |
[02:35.008] | qí shí wǒ zhēn ó lǎo sā dù lǎo xiǎng huí qù PEIPEI lǎo pó |
[02:38.355] | lǎo xiǎng gēn LAO péng yǒu xiōng dì chū qù qiē qiē lǎo jiǔ bái xiàng gā sān hú |
[02:41.431] | dàn shì bèi lǎo gā dù zhǐ bāo fú xiàng jiù shè huì huáng bāo chē fū |
[02:44.523] | shà chén guāng cái hǎo ràng ā lā chà tóu sī jī bú yào zài SHOU kǔ |
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