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Niko it's your cousin! |
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Why don't you take me bowling... |
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I came into this country |
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To leave a life of trouble |
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But ever since since I got here man |
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My blood pressure has doubled |
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These promises of freedom |
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And mammary attractions |
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Turned out to be a bunch of crap |
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And misleading distractions |
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My cousin is an idiot |
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He's always in a mess |
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And cleaning up his problems |
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Is a constant source of stress |
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And every time I'm on a job |
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He won't leave me alone |
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Every hour every minute man |
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He rings my bloody phone... |
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Niko it's your cousin! |
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Why don't you take me bowling! |
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And afterwards we'll go get drunk |
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And go a rock-n-rolling! |
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Cousin, it's your cousin! |
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Let's get a Bleeder Burger! |
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And wash away the taste of all |
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That carnage, crime & murder |
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Niko it's your cousin |
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Why don't you take me bowling... |
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Roman what the hell! |
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Now is really not the time... |
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I'm kind of in the middle of |
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A quite demanding crime |
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I'm driving like a maniac |
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I'm on a high speed chase |
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And you want me to desist |
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So you can stuff your fatty face? |
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Why don't you phone these cops |
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And tell them to calm down |
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Maybe then I'll have the time |
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To ferry you around |
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I'll phone you when it's over |
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If I don't hit a wall |
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And then I'll show you just where |
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You can stick your bowling balls |
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Niko it's your cousin! |
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Why don't you take me bowling! |
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And afterwards we'll go get drunk |
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And go a rock-n-rolling! |
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Cousin, it's your cousin! |
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Let's get a Bleeder Burger! |
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And wash away the taste of all |
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That carnage, crime & murder |