歌曲 | Sad |
歌手 | Bo Burnham |
专辑 | what. |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01.10] | This first song is called A World On Fire |
[00:06.89] | AhhhAHhhhhhh |
[00:08.77] | The next song is a little bit longer than that one |
[00:11.78] | And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad |
[00:41.59] | I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn't |
[00:48.79] | Isn't that terrible |
[00:50.23] | I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs |
[00:54.28] | I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating |
[00:59.85] | I saw a giraffe that had a short neck |
[01:02.42] | That was sad, or a... deer |
[01:04.81] | I saw an old man get hit by a train |
[01:11.10] | He didn't see it in the pouring rain |
[01:15.85] | He didn't hear me shout "look out for the train" |
[01:22.55] | Cause i didn't say anything |
[01:29.47] | I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is going to be sad." |
[01:36.90] | And it was |
[01:38.42] | I'm a genius |
[01:47.10] | I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie |
[01:55.42] | I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse |
[02:00.12] | I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself |
[02:04.77] | I saw a kid with red hair |
[02:10.16] | I went to a store looking for something to buy |
[02:15.58] | But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy |
[02:21.57] | No wait, this store sells mirrors |
[02:25.56] | See what I did there? |
[02:27.84] | Let's Rock |
[02:28.86] | No |
[02:34.85] | The world's so sad bros |
[02:39.15] | Pain, genocide, war, racism,sexism |
[02:45.42] | But i gotta remember there's good things about it too |
[02:49.00] | Like the fact that none of that is happening to me |
[02:50.86] | Score |
[02:54.17] | Still though it's hard not to be sad about it |
[02:57.10] | How do y'all do it? |
[02:59.43] | I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven't been sad at all |
[03:02.33] | You’ve been happy |
[03:03.29] | No, you've been laughing |
[03:05.45] | That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything |
[03:07.74] | It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world |
[03:10.66] | I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who’ve gotta fucking deal with ‘em all the time |
[03:16.64] | Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! |
[03:25.24] | The world isn’t sad. The world’s funny! |
[03:26.80] | I'm a sociopath! |
[03:29.69] | I saw an old man slip and fall; hey, what a fucking idiot |
[03:34.13] | I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral |
[03:36.83] | Hahaha! Classic comedy! |
[03:38.89] | Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now |
[03:42.88] | The Holocaust and 9/11? |
[03:46.23] | That shit’s funny 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out |
[04:00.24] | Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes! |
[00:01.10] | This first song is called A World On Fire |
[00:06.89] | AhhhAHhhhhhh |
[00:08.77] | The next song is a little bit longer than that one |
[00:11.78] | And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad |
[00:41.59] | I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn' t |
[00:48.79] | Isn' t that terrible |
[00:50.23] | I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn' t have any legs |
[00:54.28] | I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating |
[00:59.85] | I saw a giraffe that had a short neck |
[01:02.42] | That was sad, or a... deer |
[01:04.81] | I saw an old man get hit by a train |
[01:11.10] | He didn' t see it in the pouring rain |
[01:15.85] | He didn' t hear me shout " look out for the train" |
[01:22.55] | Cause i didn' t say anything |
[01:29.47] | I just thought to myself, " Oh, this is going to be sad." |
[01:36.90] | And it was |
[01:38.42] | I' m a genius |
[01:47.10] | I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie |
[01:55.42] | I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother' s corpse |
[02:00.12] | I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself |
[02:04.77] | I saw a kid with red hair |
[02:10.16] | I went to a store looking for something to buy |
[02:15.58] | But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy |
[02:21.57] | No wait, this store sells mirrors |
[02:25.56] | See what I did there? |
[02:27.84] | Let' s Rock |
[02:28.86] | No |
[02:34.85] | The world' s so sad bros |
[02:39.15] | Pain, genocide, war, racism, sexism |
[02:45.42] | But i gotta remember there' s good things about it too |
[02:49.00] | Like the fact that none of that is happening to me |
[02:50.86] | Score |
[02:54.17] | Still though it' s hard not to be sad about it |
[02:57.10] | How do y' all do it? |
[02:59.43] | I' ve been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven' t been sad at all |
[03:02.33] | You' ve been happy |
[03:03.29] | No, you' ve been laughing |
[03:05.45] | That' s it, laughter, it' s the key to everything |
[03:07.74] | It' s the way to solve all the sadness in the world |
[03:10.66] | I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who' ve gotta fucking deal with ' em all the time |
[03:16.64] | Being a comedian isn' t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it' s being a hero! |
[03:25.24] | The world isn' t sad. The world' s funny! |
[03:26.80] | I' m a sociopath! |
[03:29.69] | I saw an old man slip and fall hey, what a fucking idiot |
[03:34.13] | I saw a woman at her daughter' s funeral |
[03:36.83] | Hahaha! Classic comedy! |
[03:38.89] | Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now |
[03:42.88] | The Holocaust and 9 11? |
[03:46.23] | That shit' s funny 24 7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out |
[04:00.24] | Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes! |
[00:01.10] | This first song is called A World On Fire |
[00:06.89] | AhhhAHhhhhhh |
[00:08.77] | The next song is a little bit longer than that one |
[00:11.78] | And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad |
[00:41.59] | I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn' t |
[00:48.79] | Isn' t that terrible |
[00:50.23] | I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn' t have any legs |
[00:54.28] | I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating |
[00:59.85] | I saw a giraffe that had a short neck |
[01:02.42] | That was sad, or a... deer |
[01:04.81] | I saw an old man get hit by a train |
[01:11.10] | He didn' t see it in the pouring rain |
[01:15.85] | He didn' t hear me shout " look out for the train" |
[01:22.55] | Cause i didn' t say anything |
[01:29.47] | I just thought to myself, " Oh, this is going to be sad." |
[01:36.90] | And it was |
[01:38.42] | I' m a genius |
[01:47.10] | I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie |
[01:55.42] | I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother' s corpse |
[02:00.12] | I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself |
[02:04.77] | I saw a kid with red hair |
[02:10.16] | I went to a store looking for something to buy |
[02:15.58] | But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy |
[02:21.57] | No wait, this store sells mirrors |
[02:25.56] | See what I did there? |
[02:27.84] | Let' s Rock |
[02:28.86] | No |
[02:34.85] | The world' s so sad bros |
[02:39.15] | Pain, genocide, war, racism, sexism |
[02:45.42] | But i gotta remember there' s good things about it too |
[02:49.00] | Like the fact that none of that is happening to me |
[02:50.86] | Score |
[02:54.17] | Still though it' s hard not to be sad about it |
[02:57.10] | How do y' all do it? |
[02:59.43] | I' ve been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven' t been sad at all |
[03:02.33] | You' ve been happy |
[03:03.29] | No, you' ve been laughing |
[03:05.45] | That' s it, laughter, it' s the key to everything |
[03:07.74] | It' s the way to solve all the sadness in the world |
[03:10.66] | I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who' ve gotta fucking deal with ' em all the time |
[03:16.64] | Being a comedian isn' t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it' s being a hero! |
[03:25.24] | The world isn' t sad. The world' s funny! |
[03:26.80] | I' m a sociopath! |
[03:29.69] | I saw an old man slip and fall hey, what a fucking idiot |
[03:34.13] | I saw a woman at her daughter' s funeral |
[03:36.83] | Hahaha! Classic comedy! |
[03:38.89] | Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now |
[03:42.88] | The Holocaust and 9 11? |
[03:46.23] | That shit' s funny 24 7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out |
[04:00.24] | Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes! |
[00:01.10] | 第一首歌的名字叫 全球性火灾 |
[00:06.89] | 啊啊啊 |
[00:08.77] | 下一首要稍微长一些 |
[00:11.78] | 大概就是由这个世界让我觉得难过的事情组成的一首歌 |
[00:41.59] | 我遇到一个叫发财的流浪汉 但却人不如名 |
[00:48.79] | 这不是很惨吗 |
[00:50.23] | 我看到一张寻犬传单上丢了一只没有腿的狗狗 |
[00:54.28] | 我看到一个得了糖尿病的小孩在万圣节讨糖 |
[00:59.85] | 看到一只脖子很短的长颈鹿 |
[01:02.42] | 真让人难过 或者是 一只鹿? |
[01:04.81] | 我看一位老人被火车撞到 |
[01:11.10] | 在瓢泼大雨中他并没有看到奔驰的火车 |
[01:15.85] | 他也没听到我的喊叫:“看着!那有辆火车!” |
[01:22.55] | 因为我啥也没说啊 |
[01:29.47] | 我只是想:“哦,接下来肯定会让人难过的。” |
[01:36.90] | 事情发展确实如此 |
[01:38.42] | 我是个天才 |
[01:47.10] | 我看3D电影时有个独眼男人 |
[01:55.42] | 我看到一个小男孩的冰激凌的蛋筒直直砸在他妈妈的尸体上 |
[02:00.12] | 我看到一只小猫卡在树上 在它尝试跳下来时却把脖子卡住就这样把自己吊死了 |
[02:04.77] | 我看到一个红头发的小孩 |
[02:10.16] | 我到了商店打算买点什么 |
[02:15.58] | 但他们卖的只有画着同一位难过家伙的画作 |
[02:21.57] | 不 等等 这家店卖的是镜子 |
[02:25.56] | 你看懂我的意思了吗 |
[02:27.84] | 来嗨啊 |
[02:28.86] | 不 |
[02:34.85] | 哥们们 这个世界让人难过 |
[02:39.15] | 那些痛苦 种族灭绝 战争 种族歧视 性别歧视又囊括其中 |
[02:45.42] | 但我也得记住这世界不全是坏事 |
[02:49.00] | 像是这些破事从没发生在我身上过 |
[02:50.86] | 得分 |
[02:54.17] | 但是不去难过又太困难了 |
[02:57.10] | 你们怎么做到的 |
[02:59.43] | 这首我唱给你们的歌充满着让人潸然泪下的事情 可你们一点都不难过 |
[03:02.33] | 你们很开心 |
[03:03.29] | 不 准确的说是你们都在大笑 |
[03:05.45] | 就是这个了 笑声 是每件事情的关键 |
[03:07.74] | 这是一种可以解决世界上所有难过事情的途径 |
[03:10.66] | 我是说 不是那些真正难过的人 而是那些总和这点逼事产生关联的人解决的途径 |
[03:16.64] | 做一名喜剧演员最重要的不是将大众最兽性的冲动转化为迟钝的漠不关心 而是成为一名英雄 |
[03:25.24] | 这世界一点都不悲伤 而是让人觉得有趣才对 |
[03:26.80] | 我现在懂了 我是个反社会病人 |
[03:29.69] | 我看到一个老人脚滑了一下摔倒了 真是个傻子 |
[03:34.13] | 我看到一个女人参加她女儿的葬礼 |
[03:36.83] | 哈哈哈 这段子有够经典 |
[03:38.89] | 曾让我难过的事情现在摇身一变让我快乐 |
[03:42.88] | 大屠杀 9/11 |
[03:46.23] | 这些破事全天无休的好笑 这些悲剧总会有天成为笑话是因为我的同情心快炸了 |
[04:00.24] | 悲伤 拜拜了 您嘞 你好啊 笑话 |