| 歌曲 | Sad |
| 歌手 | Bo Burnham |
| 专辑 | what. |
| [00:01.10] | This first song is called A World On Fire |
| [00:06.89] | AhhhAHhhhhhh |
| [00:08.77] | The next song is a little bit longer than that one |
| [00:11.78] | And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad |
| [00:41.59] | I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn't |
| [00:48.79] | Isn't that terrible |
| [00:50.23] | I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs |
| [00:54.28] | I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating |
| [00:59.85] | I saw a giraffe that had a short neck |
| [01:02.42] | That was sad, or a... deer |
| [01:04.81] | I saw an old man get hit by a train |
| [01:11.10] | He didn't see it in the pouring rain |
| [01:15.85] | He didn't hear me shout "look out for the train" |
| [01:22.55] | Cause i didn't say anything |
| [01:29.47] | I just thought to myself, "Oh, this is going to be sad." |
| [01:36.90] | And it was |
| [01:38.42] | I'm a genius |
| [01:47.10] | I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie |
| [01:55.42] | I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse |
| [02:00.12] | I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself |
| [02:04.77] | I saw a kid with red hair |
| [02:10.16] | I went to a store looking for something to buy |
| [02:15.58] | But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy |
| [02:21.57] | No wait, this store sells mirrors |
| [02:25.56] | See what I did there? |
| [02:27.84] | Let's Rock |
| [02:28.86] | No |
| [02:34.85] | The world's so sad bros |
| [02:39.15] | Pain, genocide, war, racism,sexism |
| [02:45.42] | But i gotta remember there's good things about it too |
| [02:49.00] | Like the fact that none of that is happening to me |
| [02:50.86] | Score |
| [02:54.17] | Still though it's hard not to be sad about it |
| [02:57.10] | How do y'all do it? |
| [02:59.43] | I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven't been sad at all |
| [03:02.33] | You’ve been happy |
| [03:03.29] | No, you've been laughing |
| [03:05.45] | That’s it, laughter, it’s the key to everything |
| [03:07.74] | It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world |
| [03:10.66] | I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who’ve gotta fucking deal with ‘em all the time |
| [03:16.64] | Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it’s being a hero! |
| [03:25.24] | The world isn’t sad. The world’s funny! |
| [03:26.80] | I'm a sociopath! |
| [03:29.69] | I saw an old man slip and fall; hey, what a fucking idiot |
| [03:34.13] | I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral |
| [03:36.83] | Hahaha! Classic comedy! |
| [03:38.89] | Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now |
| [03:42.88] | The Holocaust and 9/11? |
| [03:46.23] | That shit’s funny 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out |
| [04:00.24] | Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes! |
| [00:01.10] | This first song is called A World On Fire |
| [00:06.89] | AhhhAHhhhhhh |
| [00:08.77] | The next song is a little bit longer than that one |
| [00:11.78] | And uhh spell of the sad stuff I see in the world I see a lot of sad stuff its called sad |
| [00:41.59] | I met a homeless man named Rich He wasn' t |
| [00:48.79] | Isn' t that terrible |
| [00:50.23] | I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn' t have any legs |
| [00:54.28] | I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating |
| [00:59.85] | I saw a giraffe that had a short neck |
| [01:02.42] | That was sad, or a... deer |
| [01:04.81] | I saw an old man get hit by a train |
| [01:11.10] | He didn' t see it in the pouring rain |
| [01:15.85] | He didn' t hear me shout " look out for the train" |
| [01:22.55] | Cause i didn' t say anything |
| [01:29.47] | I just thought to myself, " Oh, this is going to be sad." |
| [01:36.90] | And it was |
| [01:38.42] | I' m a genius |
| [01:47.10] | I saw a man with only one eye in a 3d movie |
| [01:55.42] | I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother' s corpse |
| [02:00.12] | I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and it hung itself |
| [02:04.77] | I saw a kid with red hair |
| [02:10.16] | I went to a store looking for something to buy |
| [02:15.58] | But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy |
| [02:21.57] | No wait, this store sells mirrors |
| [02:25.56] | See what I did there? |
| [02:27.84] | Let' s Rock |
| [02:28.86] | No |
| [02:34.85] | The world' s so sad bros |
| [02:39.15] | Pain, genocide, war, racism, sexism |
| [02:45.42] | But i gotta remember there' s good things about it too |
| [02:49.00] | Like the fact that none of that is happening to me |
| [02:50.86] | Score |
| [02:54.17] | Still though it' s hard not to be sad about it |
| [02:57.10] | How do y' all do it? |
| [02:59.43] | I' ve been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song you haven' t been sad at all |
| [03:02.33] | You' ve been happy |
| [03:03.29] | No, you' ve been laughing |
| [03:05.45] | That' s it, laughter, it' s the key to everything |
| [03:07.74] | It' s the way to solve all the sadness in the world |
| [03:10.66] | I mean, not for people who are actually said, but for the people like us who' ve gotta fucking deal with ' em all the time |
| [03:16.64] | Being a comedian isn' t being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it' s being a hero! |
| [03:25.24] | The world isn' t sad. The world' s funny! |
| [03:26.80] | I' m a sociopath! |
| [03:29.69] | I saw an old man slip and fall hey, what a fucking idiot |
| [03:34.13] | I saw a woman at her daughter' s funeral |
| [03:36.83] | Hahaha! Classic comedy! |
| [03:38.89] | Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now |
| [03:42.88] | The Holocaust and 9 11? |
| [03:46.23] | That shit' s funny 24 7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, because my empathy is bumming me out |
| [04:00.24] | Goodbye sadness! Hello jokes! |
| [00:01.10] | dì yī shǒu gē de míng zì jiào quán qiú xìng huǒ zāi |
| [00:06.89] | a a a |
| [00:08.77] | xià yī shǒu yào shāo wēi zhǎng yī xiē |
| [00:11.78] | dà gài jiù shì yóu zhè gè shì jiè ràng wǒ jué de nán guò de shì qíng zǔ chéng de yī shǒu gē |
| [00:41.59] | wǒ yù dào yí gè jiào fā cái de liú làng hàn dàn què rén bù rú míng |
| [00:48.79] | zhè bú shì hěn cǎn ma |
| [00:50.23] | wǒ kàn dào yī zhāng xún quǎn chuán dān shàng diū le yì zhī méi yǒu tuǐ de gǒu gǒu |
| [00:54.28] | wǒ kàn dào yí gè dé le táng niào bìng de xiǎo hái zài wàn shèng jiē tǎo táng |
| [00:59.85] | kàn dào yì zhī bó zi hěn duǎn de cháng jǐng lù |
| [01:02.42] | zhēn ràng rén nán guò huò zhě shì yì zhī lù? |
| [01:04.81] | wǒ kàn yī wèi lǎo rén bèi huǒ chē zhuàng dào |
| [01:11.10] | zài piáo pō dà yǔ zhōng tā bìng méi yǒu kàn dào bēn chí de huǒ chē |
| [01:15.85] | tā yě méi tīng dào wǒ de hǎn jiào:" kàn zhe! nà yǒu liàng huǒ chē!" |
| [01:22.55] | yīn wèi wǒ shà yě méi shuō a |
| [01:29.47] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng:" ó, jiē xià lái kěn dìng huì ràng rén nán guò de." |
| [01:36.90] | shì qíng fā zhǎn què shí rú cǐ |
| [01:38.42] | wǒ shì gè tiān cái |
| [01:47.10] | wǒ kàn 3D diàn yǐng shí yǒu gè dú yǎn nán rén |
| [01:55.42] | wǒ kàn dào yí gè xiǎo nán hái de bīng jī líng de dàn tǒng zhí zhí zá zài tā mā mā de shī tǐ shàng |
| [02:00.12] | wǒ kàn dào yì zhī xiǎo māo kǎ zài shù shàng zài tā cháng shì tiào xià lái shí què bǎ bó zi kǎ zhù jiù zhè yàng bǎ zì jǐ diào sǐ le |
| [02:04.77] | wǒ kàn dào yí gè hóng tóu fà de xiǎo hái |
| [02:10.16] | wǒ dào le shāng diàn dǎ suàn mǎi diǎn shén me |
| [02:15.58] | dàn tā men mài de zhǐ yǒu huà zhe tóng yī wèi nán guō jiā huo de huà zuò |
| [02:21.57] | bù děng děng zhè jiā diàn mài de shì jìng zi |
| [02:25.56] | nǐ kàn dǒng wǒ de yì sī le ma |
| [02:27.84] | lái hāi a |
| [02:28.86] | bù |
| [02:34.85] | gē men men zhè gè shì jiè ràng rén nán guò |
| [02:39.15] | nèi xiē tòng kǔ zhǒng zú miè jué zhàn zhēng zhǒng zú qí shì xìng bié qí shì yòu náng kuò qí zhōng |
| [02:45.42] | dàn wǒ yě de jì zhù zhè shì jiè bù quán shì huài shì |
| [02:49.00] | xiàng shì zhèi xiē pò shì cóng méi fā shēng zài wǒ shēn shàng guò |
| [02:50.86] | dé fēn |
| [02:54.17] | dàn shì bù qù nán guò yòu tài kùn nán le |
| [02:57.10] | nǐ men zěn me zuò dào de |
| [02:59.43] | zhè shǒu wǒ chàng gěi nǐ men de gē chōng mǎn zhe ràng rén shān rán lèi xià de shì qíng kě nǐ men yì diǎn dōu bù nán guò |
| [03:02.33] | nǐ men hěn kāi xīn |
| [03:03.29] | bù zhǔn què de shuō shì nǐ men dōu zài dà xiào |
| [03:05.45] | jiù shì zhè gè le xiào shēng shì měi jiàn shì qíng de guān jiàn |
| [03:07.74] | zhè shì yī zhǒng kě yǐ jiě jué shì jiè shang suǒ yǒu nán guò shì qíng de tú jìng |
| [03:10.66] | wǒ shì shuō bú shì nèi xiē zhēn zhèng nán guò de rén ér shì nèi xiē zǒng hé zhè diǎn bī shì chǎn shēng guān lián de rén jiě jué de tú jìng |
| [03:16.64] | zuò yī míng xǐ jù yǎn yuán zuì zhòng yào de bú shì jiāng dà zhòng zuì shòu xìng de chōng dòng zhuǎn huà wéi chí dùn de mò bù guān xīn ér shì chéng wéi yī míng yīng xióng |
| [03:25.24] | zhè shì jiè yì diǎn dōu bù bēi shāng ér shì ràng rén jué de yǒu qù cái duì |
| [03:26.80] | wǒ xiàn zài dǒng le wǒ shì gè fǎn shè huì bìng rén |
| [03:29.69] | wǒ kàn dào yí gè lǎo rén jiǎo huá le yī xià shuāi dǎo le zhēn shì gè shǎ zi |
| [03:34.13] | wǒ kàn dào yí gè nǚ rén shēn jiā tā nǚ ér de zàng lǐ |
| [03:36.83] | hā hā hā zhè duàn zǐ yǒu gòu jīng diǎn |
| [03:38.89] | céng ràng wǒ nán guò de shì qíng xiàn zài yáo shēn yī biàn ràng wǒ kuài lè |
| [03:42.88] | dà tú shā 9 11 |
| [03:46.23] | zhèi xiē pò shì quán tiān wú xiū de hǎo xiào zhèi xiē bēi jù zǒng huì yǒu tiān chéng wéi xiào huà shì yīn wèi wǒ de tóng qíng xīn kuài zhà le |
| [04:00.24] | bēi shāng bài bài le nín lei nǐ hǎo a xiào huà |