Left Brain, Right Brain 歌词
| 歌曲 | Left Brain, Right Brain |
| 歌手 | Bo Burnham |
| 专辑 | what. |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | Okay, we're moving way along here |
| [00:05.26] | (Hello, patient 24602) |
| [00:07.56] | I'm sorry- Hello, how are- |
| [00:08.92] | (How are you feeling?) |
| [00:10.09] | Um, not great |
| [00:11.32] | (Has the treatment been working?) |
| [00:13.20] | Uh, I don't think so, no |
| [00:14.77] | (What are your remaining symptoms?) |
| [00:16.07] | I just, I... I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people, I feel like I jus- |
| [00:21.38] | (So basically, you're still a little shit) |
| [00:23.57] | Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice, way up there |
| [00:26.58] | (I was just joking, nigga) |
| [00:28.72] | Alright you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit |
| [00:31.36] | (I'm not human I can say whatever I want) |
| [00:33.05] | Alright just, just what, get to the point! What's wrong with me? Please. Please! |
| [00:37.29] | (Your emotions and your logic are at war) |
| [00:39.95] | Okay |
| [00:40.34] | (Your creativity and your analysis are at war) |
| [00:45.88] | (And most simply, your left and right brain are at war) |
| [00:48.26] | My left and my- |
| [00:48.47] | (To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other) |
| [00:52.44] | (Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...) |
| [00:56.36] | Well, we book an appointment or something? You don't just start counting down to major medical procedures |
| [01:01.11] | (This may hurt a bit) |
| [01:02.02] | I don't even know what "it" is! |
| [01:02.94] | Just tell me what you're-! |
| [01:13.78] | (Isolation complete) |
| [01:17.85] | (This is Bo's left brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical) |
| [01:23.29] | (Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He's efficient... and a shit) |
| [01:30.29] | (This is Bo's right brain: subjective, creative, sensory) |
| [01:35.07] | (Aware of feelings, aware of people. He's emotional... and an idiot) |
| [01:41.55] | That's your opinion, just careful with opinions |
| [01:43.43] | (Okay boys... Play nice) |
| [01:47.50] | I am the left brain, I am the left brain |
| [01:49.91] | I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain |
| [01:53.15] | You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might |
| [01:59.47] | I like Oreo's and shit, yes! In that order |
| [02:04.09] | And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY! |
| [02:09.42] | I am the right brain, I have feelings, I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love, or put my d**k in |
| [02:21.31] | Here comes a female, here comes a female |
| [02:23.89] | Puff your chest out take your phone and check your email |
| [02:27.05] | Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate |
| [02:29.93] | So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate |
| [02:33.09] | Holy shit I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it |
| [02:43.30] | **** |
| [02:44.40] | I am the earth, she's the glorious sun! |
| [02:48.73] | I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this, sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face! |
| [02:55.34] | Alright now right brain you're being insane |
| [02:58.09] | No left brain, I'm just being alive |
| [03:01.72] | You should try it, you might like it |
| [03:06.76] | I worked hard to give him everything he cared about |
| [03:09.50] | You were worried 'bout the things that he was scared about |
| [03:12.19] | I'm calm and collected when you act wild |
| [03:15.40] | I am the adult you are the child |
| [03:18.41] | You think you're the right one every time |
| [03:22.48] | You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all |
| [03:29.62] | Half of his problems were supposed to be mine |
| [03:33.72] | But you wanted everything I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not |
| [03:41.66] | Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry let me run the numbers again, um, you're a b***h |
| [03:46.36] | Name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling? |
| [03:48.29] | I'm not calling names alright, I'm just stating facts, and the fact is you're a quivering b***h |
| [03:51.53] | I'm the b***h? Well at least I don't play with toys still, oka |
| [03:54.46] | Rubix cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp |
| [03:57.78] | Left brain plays with toys! Look at you, mister... You're a toy player |
| [04:02.82] | Well at least I did my ****ing job, alright? I kept him working, I kept him productive |
| [04:07.31] | You were supposed to look after him |
| [04:08.85] | You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this |
| [04:11.78] | Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling! |
| [04:14.34] | If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him |
| [04:16.79] | You did this to him, he hates you I know he does. He ****ing hates you |
| [04:30.19] | Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay? |
| [04:34.29] | No you're not... |
| [04:45.29] | Look, maybe there's something that we could do together |
| [04:52.35] | Together? |
| [04:54.41] | Take the best parts of both of us, put them together |
| [05:01.91] | I'm listening |
| [05:04.20] | It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze |
| [05:09.14] | So you could man the themes, I'll man the form |
| [05:14.03] | It's something that George Carlin did, it's something that Steve Martin did |
| [05:19.54] | It's something special that we can both perform, do you know what it is? |
| [05:25.02] | Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away! |
| [05:34.06] | It was comedy, we could do comedy together... |
| [05:36.99] | (Initiate reassembly) |
| [05:38.14] | Alright right brain, look we're gonna do comedy together, alright? We gotta do comedy! |
| [05:40.96] | Alright, alright left brain I'll do comedy with you |
| [05:42.68] | Look we can fix him like this, we're gonna make him happy again I promise, alright? |
| [05:46.68] | Left brain...! Left brain I love you! |
| [05:52.14] | I know |
| [05:54.41] | (Experimentation complete) |
| [05:56.24] | Thank you very much |
| [06:07.06] | Thank you guys for coming. It's so nice! |
| [06:08.00] | I wanted to record the CD and massing because this always been one of my favourite plays to play. |
| [06:10.84] | I played here last year enough. |
| [06:11.99] | Some people came to that one. |
| [06:13.66] | That's very nice. |
| [06:14.03] | Thanks for coming again, I appreciate it. |
| [06:16.51] | Um, there's gonna be you know this little silences in the show as I'm moving between pieces. |
| [06:19.65] | Don't feel you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause. |
| [06:22.00] | I don't want you leaving the show saying you know |
| [06:24.43] | My hands hurt from clapping. |
| [06:25.47] | My stomach hurts from laughing. |
| [06:26.60] | l just want you leaving the show thinking |
| [06:28.40] | Oh well |
| [06:32.16] | And we're on our way |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | Okay, we' re moving way along here |
| [00:05.26] | Hello, patient 24602 |
| [00:07.56] | I' m sorry Hello, how are |
| [00:08.92] | How are you feeling? |
| [00:10.09] | Um, not great |
| [00:11.32] | Has the treatment been working? |
| [00:13.20] | Uh, I don' t think so, no |
| [00:14.77] | What are your remaining symptoms? |
| [00:16.07] | I just, I... I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I' m feeling to other people, I feel like I jus |
| [00:21.38] | So basically, you' re still a little shit |
| [00:23.57] | Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice, way up there |
| [00:26.58] | I was just joking, nigga |
| [00:28.72] | Alright you' re not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit |
| [00:31.36] | I' m not human I can say whatever I want |
| [00:33.05] | Alright just, just what, get to the point! What' s wrong with me? Please. Please! |
| [00:37.29] | Your emotions and your logic are at war |
| [00:39.95] | Okay |
| [00:40.34] | Your creativity and your analysis are at war |
| [00:45.88] | And most simply, your left and right brain are at war |
| [00:48.26] | My left and my |
| [00:48.47] | To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other |
| [00:52.44] | Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... |
| [00:56.36] | Well, we book an appointment or something? You don' t just start counting down to major medical procedures |
| [01:01.11] | This may hurt a bit |
| [01:02.02] | I don' t even know what " it" is! |
| [01:02.94] | Just tell me what you' re! |
| [01:13.78] | Isolation complete |
| [01:17.85] | This is Bo' s left brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical |
| [01:23.29] | Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He' s efficient... and a shit |
| [01:30.29] | This is Bo' s right brain: subjective, creative, sensory |
| [01:35.07] | Aware of feelings, aware of people. He' s emotional... and an idiot |
| [01:41.55] | That' s your opinion, just careful with opinions |
| [01:43.43] | Okay boys... Play nice |
| [01:47.50] | I am the left brain, I am the left brain |
| [01:49.91] | I work really hard ' til my inevitable death brain |
| [01:53.15] | You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain' s might |
| [01:59.47] | I like Oreo' s and shit, yes! In that order |
| [02:04.09] | And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY! |
| [02:09.42] | I am the right brain, I have feelings, I' m a little all over the place but I' m lustful, trustful and I' m looking for somebody to love, or put my d k in |
| [02:21.31] | Here comes a female, here comes a female |
| [02:23.89] | Puff your chest out take your phone and check your email |
| [02:27.05] | Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate |
| [02:29.93] | So gather data now and see if she' s a possible mate |
| [02:33.09] | Holy shit I think she might be the one, there' s something about her, I just can' t describe it |
| [02:43.30] | |
| [02:44.40] | I am the earth, she' s the glorious sun! |
| [02:48.73] | I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this, sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face! |
| [02:55.34] | Alright now right brain you' re being insane |
| [02:58.09] | No left brain, I' m just being alive |
| [03:01.72] | You should try it, you might like it |
| [03:06.76] | I worked hard to give him everything he cared about |
| [03:09.50] | You were worried ' bout the things that he was scared about |
| [03:12.19] | I' m calm and collected when you act wild |
| [03:15.40] | I am the adult you are the child |
| [03:18.41] | You think you' re the right one every time |
| [03:22.48] | You think you know everything but you don' t know anything at all |
| [03:29.62] | Half of his problems were supposed to be mine |
| [03:33.72] | But you wanted everything I hope that you' re happy ' cause he' s sure not |
| [03:41.66] | Well according to my calculations, I' m sorry let me run the numbers again, um, you' re a b h |
| [03:46.36] | Name calling? Really? You' re gonna just do name calling? |
| [03:48.29] | I' m not calling names alright, I' m just stating facts, and the fact is you' re a quivering b h |
| [03:51.53] | I' m the b h? Well at least I don' t play with toys still, oka |
| [03:54.46] | Rubix cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp |
| [03:57.78] | Left brain plays with toys! Look at you, mister... You' re a toy player |
| [04:02.82] | Well at least I did my ing job, alright? I kept him working, I kept him productive |
| [04:07.31] | You were supposed to look after him |
| [04:08.85] | You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this |
| [04:11.78] | Now you' re trying to blame me for how he' s feeling, how he' s feeling! |
| [04:14.34] | If he' s feeling unhappy it' s because you failed him |
| [04:16.79] | You did this to him, he hates you I know he does. He ing hates you |
| [04:30.19] | Right brain, look, I' m sorry, okay? |
| [04:34.29] | No you' re not... |
| [04:45.29] | Look, maybe there' s something that we could do together |
| [04:52.35] | Together? |
| [04:54.41] | Take the best parts of both of us, put them together |
| [05:01.91] | I' m listening |
| [05:04.20] | It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze |
| [05:09.14] | So you could man the themes, I' ll man the form |
| [05:14.03] | It' s something that George Carlin did, it' s something that Steve Martin did |
| [05:19.54] | It' s something special that we can both perform, do you know what it is? |
| [05:25.02] | Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away! |
| [05:34.06] | It was comedy, we could do comedy together... |
| [05:36.99] | Initiate reassembly |
| [05:38.14] | Alright right brain, look we' re gonna do comedy together, alright? We gotta do comedy! |
| [05:40.96] | Alright, alright left brain I' ll do comedy with you |
| [05:42.68] | Look we can fix him like this, we' re gonna make him happy again I promise, alright? |
| [05:46.68] | Left brain...! Left brain I love you! |
| [05:52.14] | I know |
| [05:54.41] | Experimentation complete |
| [05:56.24] | Thank you very much |
| [06:07.06] | Thank you guys for coming. It' s so nice! |
| [06:08.00] | I wanted to record the CD and massing because this always been one of my favourite plays to play. |
| [06:10.84] | I played here last year enough. |
| [06:11.99] | Some people came to that one. |
| [06:13.66] | That' s very nice. |
| [06:14.03] | Thanks for coming again, I appreciate it. |
| [06:16.51] | Um, there' s gonna be you know this little silences in the show as I' m moving between pieces. |
| [06:19.65] | Don' t feel you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause. |
| [06:22.00] | I don' t want you leaving the show saying you know |
| [06:24.43] | My hands hurt from clapping. |
| [06:25.47] | My stomach hurts from laughing. |
| [06:26.60] | l just want you leaving the show thinking |
| [06:28.40] | Oh well |
| [06:32.16] | And we' re on our way |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | Okay, we' re moving way along here |
| [00:05.26] | Hello, patient 24602 |
| [00:07.56] | I' m sorry Hello, how are |
| [00:08.92] | How are you feeling? |
| [00:10.09] | Um, not great |
| [00:11.32] | Has the treatment been working? |
| [00:13.20] | Uh, I don' t think so, no |
| [00:14.77] | What are your remaining symptoms? |
| [00:16.07] | I just, I... I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I' m feeling to other people, I feel like I jus |
| [00:21.38] | So basically, you' re still a little shit |
| [00:23.57] | Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice, way up there |
| [00:26.58] | I was just joking, nigga |
| [00:28.72] | Alright you' re not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit |
| [00:31.36] | I' m not human I can say whatever I want |
| [00:33.05] | Alright just, just what, get to the point! What' s wrong with me? Please. Please! |
| [00:37.29] | Your emotions and your logic are at war |
| [00:39.95] | Okay |
| [00:40.34] | Your creativity and your analysis are at war |
| [00:45.88] | And most simply, your left and right brain are at war |
| [00:48.26] | My left and my |
| [00:48.47] | To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other |
| [00:52.44] | Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... |
| [00:56.36] | Well, we book an appointment or something? You don' t just start counting down to major medical procedures |
| [01:01.11] | This may hurt a bit |
| [01:02.02] | I don' t even know what " it" is! |
| [01:02.94] | Just tell me what you' re! |
| [01:13.78] | Isolation complete |
| [01:17.85] | This is Bo' s left brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical |
| [01:23.29] | Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He' s efficient... and a shit |
| [01:30.29] | This is Bo' s right brain: subjective, creative, sensory |
| [01:35.07] | Aware of feelings, aware of people. He' s emotional... and an idiot |
| [01:41.55] | That' s your opinion, just careful with opinions |
| [01:43.43] | Okay boys... Play nice |
| [01:47.50] | I am the left brain, I am the left brain |
| [01:49.91] | I work really hard ' til my inevitable death brain |
| [01:53.15] | You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain' s might |
| [01:59.47] | I like Oreo' s and shit, yes! In that order |
| [02:04.09] | And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY! |
| [02:09.42] | I am the right brain, I have feelings, I' m a little all over the place but I' m lustful, trustful and I' m looking for somebody to love, or put my d k in |
| [02:21.31] | Here comes a female, here comes a female |
| [02:23.89] | Puff your chest out take your phone and check your email |
| [02:27.05] | Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate |
| [02:29.93] | So gather data now and see if she' s a possible mate |
| [02:33.09] | Holy shit I think she might be the one, there' s something about her, I just can' t describe it |
| [02:43.30] | |
| [02:44.40] | I am the earth, she' s the glorious sun! |
| [02:48.73] | I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this, sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face! |
| [02:55.34] | Alright now right brain you' re being insane |
| [02:58.09] | No left brain, I' m just being alive |
| [03:01.72] | You should try it, you might like it |
| [03:06.76] | I worked hard to give him everything he cared about |
| [03:09.50] | You were worried ' bout the things that he was scared about |
| [03:12.19] | I' m calm and collected when you act wild |
| [03:15.40] | I am the adult you are the child |
| [03:18.41] | You think you' re the right one every time |
| [03:22.48] | You think you know everything but you don' t know anything at all |
| [03:29.62] | Half of his problems were supposed to be mine |
| [03:33.72] | But you wanted everything I hope that you' re happy ' cause he' s sure not |
| [03:41.66] | Well according to my calculations, I' m sorry let me run the numbers again, um, you' re a b h |
| [03:46.36] | Name calling? Really? You' re gonna just do name calling? |
| [03:48.29] | I' m not calling names alright, I' m just stating facts, and the fact is you' re a quivering b h |
| [03:51.53] | I' m the b h? Well at least I don' t play with toys still, oka |
| [03:54.46] | Rubix cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp |
| [03:57.78] | Left brain plays with toys! Look at you, mister... You' re a toy player |
| [04:02.82] | Well at least I did my ing job, alright? I kept him working, I kept him productive |
| [04:07.31] | You were supposed to look after him |
| [04:08.85] | You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this |
| [04:11.78] | Now you' re trying to blame me for how he' s feeling, how he' s feeling! |
| [04:14.34] | If he' s feeling unhappy it' s because you failed him |
| [04:16.79] | You did this to him, he hates you I know he does. He ing hates you |
| [04:30.19] | Right brain, look, I' m sorry, okay? |
| [04:34.29] | No you' re not... |
| [04:45.29] | Look, maybe there' s something that we could do together |
| [04:52.35] | Together? |
| [04:54.41] | Take the best parts of both of us, put them together |
| [05:01.91] | I' m listening |
| [05:04.20] | It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze |
| [05:09.14] | So you could man the themes, I' ll man the form |
| [05:14.03] | It' s something that George Carlin did, it' s something that Steve Martin did |
| [05:19.54] | It' s something special that we can both perform, do you know what it is? |
| [05:25.02] | Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away! |
| [05:34.06] | It was comedy, we could do comedy together... |
| [05:36.99] | Initiate reassembly |
| [05:38.14] | Alright right brain, look we' re gonna do comedy together, alright? We gotta do comedy! |
| [05:40.96] | Alright, alright left brain I' ll do comedy with you |
| [05:42.68] | Look we can fix him like this, we' re gonna make him happy again I promise, alright? |
| [05:46.68] | Left brain...! Left brain I love you! |
| [05:52.14] | I know |
| [05:54.41] | Experimentation complete |
| [05:56.24] | Thank you very much |
| [06:07.06] | Thank you guys for coming. It' s so nice! |
| [06:08.00] | I wanted to record the CD and massing because this always been one of my favourite plays to play. |
| [06:10.84] | I played here last year enough. |
| [06:11.99] | Some people came to that one. |
| [06:13.66] | That' s very nice. |
| [06:14.03] | Thanks for coming again, I appreciate it. |
| [06:16.51] | Um, there' s gonna be you know this little silences in the show as I' m moving between pieces. |
| [06:19.65] | Don' t feel you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause. |
| [06:22.00] | I don' t want you leaving the show saying you know |
| [06:24.43] | My hands hurt from clapping. |
| [06:25.47] | My stomach hurts from laughing. |
| [06:26.60] | l just want you leaving the show thinking |
| [06:28.40] | Oh well |
| [06:32.16] | And we' re on our way |
| [00:00.00] | 好吧，这事儿我们就算过去了 |
| [00:05.26] | (你好，24602号病人)（悲惨世界主角当囚犯时编号为24601） |
| [00:07.56] | 抱歉-你好，怎么- |
| [00:08.92] | (你感觉如何了？) |
| [00:10.09] | 呃，不是很好 |
| [00:11.32] | (治疗起作用了吗？) |
| [00:13.20] | 呃，我感觉没有什么用 |
| [00:14.77] | (你现在都有哪些症状？) |
| [00:16.07] | 我只是，我...我总是向内转化自己的情绪，我很难向他人清晰地表达自己的感受，我感觉我- |
| [00:21.38] | (所以归根结底，你依然是个小婊砸) |
| [00:23.57] | 对对对，真成熟啊你，毫无人情味的画外音，就搁那说风凉话 |
| [00:26.58] | (我只是在开玩笑，黑鬼) |
| [00:28.72] | 注意言辞，Wisconsin可没你想象得那么安全 |
| [00:31.36] | (我又不是人类，我想说什么就说什么) |
| [00:33.05] | 好吧就，就，直接说重点！我这是怎么了？拜托，赶紧告诉我！ |
| [00:37.29] | (你的情绪和逻辑正产生冲突) |
| [00:39.95] | 好吧 |
| [00:40.34] | (你的创造力和分析力正产生冲突) |
| [00:45.88] | (说人话就是，你的左右脑正在打仗) |
| [00:48.26] | 我的左脑和我- |
| [00:48.47] | (为了解决这个问题，我们必须把他们分离开来) |
| [00:52.44] | (正在分裂你的神经功能，倒计时5,4,3,2,1...) |
| [00:56.36] | 呃，我们有提前预约了什么的吗？你不能就这样直接倒计时进入主医疗手术了啊 |
| [01:01.11] | (这可能会有点疼) |
| [01:02.02] | 我都还不知道“这”是啥！ |
| [01:02.94] | 就告诉我你到底在-！ |
| [01:13.78] | (分离完成) |
| [01:17.85] | (这是Bo的左脑：客观，富有逻辑，冷酷，具有分析力) |
| [01:23.29] | (了解模式，把握局势。他做事高效...同时也是个混蛋) |
| [01:30.29] | (这是Bo的右脑：主观，富有创造力，感知敏锐) |
| [01:35.07] | (多愁善感，熟知人心。他很情绪化...同时也是个蠢蛋) |
| [01:41.55] | 那只是你的一己之见，要注意你的言辞啦 |
| [01:43.43] | (好了你们俩...要好好相处) |
| [01:47.50] | 我是左脑，我是左脑 |
| [01:49.91] | 我努力地工作直到我不可避免地脑死亡 |
| [01:53.15] | 你有工作在身，那就把它做好，而把事情做好的方法就是借助左脑的力量（用左脑做出右/正确的事情） |
| [01:59.47] | 我喜欢奥利奥和批/小猫咪，耶！还有还有！ |
| [02:04.09] | 我还会在看完《玩具总动员3》的胡迪后至少哭上一小时！ |
| [02:09.42] | 我是右脑，我富有感情，我有点糊涂，但我情欲充沛，无条件信任他人，同时我在寻找能相爱的人，要不然就把我的大公鸡塞进去！ |
| [02:21.31] | 走来一位女性，走来一位女性 |
| [02:23.89] | 快挺起胸膛，拿起手机，检查邮件 |
| [02:27.05] | 我们进化的目的就是繁衍后代 |
| [02:29.93] | 所以快收集数据，看看她是否是位潜在伴侣 |
| [02:33.09] | 我去！我觉得她就是唯一了，她身上好像有某些特质，我就是无以言表！ |
| [02:43.30] | 乃子e_e |
| [02:44.40] | 我要是地球，她就是那耀眼的太阳！ |
| [02:48.73] | 我渴求她信任我，然后我只想让她，这该怎么说呢，坐我脸上？快坐，快坐我脸上！ |
| [02:55.34] | 差不多得了，右脑，你疯过头了 |
| [02:58.09] | 不，左脑，我只是活在当下 |
| [03:01.72] | 你应该试一试，也许你也会喜欢呢 |
| [03:06.76] | 我努力地工作，给了他关心在意的一切 |
| [03:09.50] | 你却只会成天担忧他所恐惧的事情 |
| [03:12.19] | 当你发癫的时候，我镇定自若，运筹在握 |
| [03:15.40] | 我是个成年人，而你就是个巨婴 |
| [03:18.41] | 你每次都觉得自己是对的那一方 |
| [03:22.48] | 你觉得你无所不知，但你其实一无所知 |
| [03:29.62] | 他一半的问题本就应该是我来管的 |
| [03:33.72] | 但你却什么都想管，我希望至少你能开心，因为他到底也不会快乐的 |
| [03:41.66] | 行吧，根据我的计算，抱歉，让我再查一遍数字，呃，你就是个娘炮 |
| [03:46.36] | 人身攻击？你认真的？你就只会起外号侮辱人吗？ |
| [03:48.29] | 我没在人身攻击好吗，我只是在陈述事实，而事实就是：你是个胆小的娘炮 |
| [03:51.53] | 我是娘炮？行，但至少我已经不再玩玩具了，好吧 |
| [03:54.46] | 魔方才不是玩具，它们能让我的空间推理能力保持敏锐 |
| [03:57.78] | 左脑还在玩玩具诶！瞧瞧你，先生...你就是个破玩玩具的 |
| [04:02.82] | 行，但至少我尽职尽力了，好吗？我让他工作，我让他多产！ |
| [04:07.31] | 你本应该照顾他的 |
| [04:08.85] | 你本应该这过程中让他保持情绪稳定的 |
| [04:11.78] | 现在你还想把他的情绪问题怪罪于我，他的感受是吧！ |
| [04:14.34] | 要是他觉得不快乐，那就是因为你让他失望了 |
| [04:16.79] | 是你把他搞成这样的，他讨厌你！我知道他怎么想的。他特么的恨死你了啊！ |
| [04:30.19] | 右脑，听着，我很抱歉，行吗？ |
| [04:34.29] | 不，你都不是真心的... |
| [04:45.29] | 听着，也许有些事是我们还是能一起合作的 |
| [04:52.35] | 一起吗？ |
| [04:54.41] | 取出我们各自的长处，将它们结合在一起 |
| [05:01.91] | 我听着呢 |
| [05:04.20] | 这能让你发泄情绪，也能让我理智分析 |
| [05:09.14] | 这样你就可以把握主题，我也能控制形式 |
| [05:14.03] | 这就像George Carlin做过的那样，就像Steve Martin做过的那样 |
| [05:19.54] | 更是我们能一起呈现的特别的事，你知道是什么吗？ |
| [05:25.02] | 杂耍吗！我们可以玩杂耍，然后把咱们的烦恼都耍走！ |
| [05:34.06] | 我说的是喜剧啊，我们可以一起做喜剧... |
| [05:36.99] | (即将启动重组) |
| [05:38.14] | 好了听着右脑，我们要一起做喜剧，懂了没？我们得做喜剧！ |
| [05:40.96] | 好的，好的，左脑，我要和你做喜剧 |
| [05:42.68] | 听着，我们可以照这样治好他，我保证我们能让他重获快乐，好吗？ |
| [05:46.68] | 左脑...！左脑我爱你！ |
| [05:52.14] | 我知道。（星战2梗） |
| [05:54.41] | (试验完成) |
| [05:56.24] | 非常感谢 |
| [06:07.06] | 感谢你们的到来。这真的很好！ |
| [06:08.00] | 我想录制CD然后做个专辑，因为这场秀一直是我最喜欢表演的节目秀之一 |
| [06:10.84] | 我去年在这儿表演得够多了 |
| [06:11.99] | 你们有些人就去过那次演出 |
| [06:13.66] | 这真的挺好的 |
| [06:14.03] | 再次感谢你们的到来，我非常感激 |
| [06:16.51] | 呃，在演出期间我来回走动时，这里总会有，你懂的，这种沉默的小空隙 |
| [06:19.65] | 你们不必想着用笑声和掌声填补沉默的空余时间 |
| [06:22.00] | 我不希望你演出结束离开后说，你懂的 |
| [06:24.43] | 我的手拍得好痛 |
| [06:25.47] | 我的肚子笑得好疼 |
| [06:26.60] | 我只想让你演出结束后想着 |
| [06:28.40] | 呃，好吧，也就那样吧 |
| [06:32.16] | 而我们现在差不多已经在这样想了 |
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