歌曲 | #deep |
歌手 | Bo Burnham |
专辑 | what. |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.69] | It's about halfway through the show |
[00:01.65] | So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am |
[00:07.16] | And I'm pretty fucking deep guys |
[00:17.19] | So deep |
[00:23.17] | That I named this song |
[00:29.75] | #Deep |
[00:43.74] | Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, |
[00:48.10] | And take to the air? |
[00:50.44] | Me neither |
[00:56.77] | Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme |
[01:00.16] | But the right words just weren't there? |
[01:03.39] | Meat cleaver |
[01:09.94] | The people in my life are like grains of sand |
[01:17.01] | Cause they stick together |
[01:19.86] | Yeah.. Often near my butt hole |
[01:22.94] | If life is the ocean |
[01:26.58] | I am a deep and handsome fish |
[01:32.23] | A fish that's drowning |
[01:35.84] | If the artistic process is a birth canal |
[01:39.19] | Then I am a freshly jellied kid |
[01:45.16] | Come witness my crowning |
[01:50.42] | These thoughts of mine |
[01:53.59] | Must be a sign that I'm |
[01:57.16] | #Deep |
[02:00.83] | If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? |
[02:07.13] | Probably not |
[02:09.27] | Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat |
[02:14.57] | Instead of your girlfriends face? |
[02:18.00] | Me neither |
[02:22.19] | ...Me neither! …… |
[02:24.25] | Have you ever wrote a song note for note |
[02:27.37] | And not a single note was out of place? |
[02:30.55] | Duh! |
[02:31.33] | (Plays off key) |
[02:32.33] | Hold on |
[02:34.50] | The people in my life are like blades of grass, how? |
[02:40.53] | Cause they're all so grounded |
[02:43.84] | But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE! |
[02:47.57] | Art is a harlot |
[02:50.85] | And I am her sassy urban friend |
[02:56.03] | Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? |
[03:00.46] | If momma is right and the world is my oyster |
[03:07.26] | Then I must have an allergy to shellfish |
[03:15.21] | You don't know |
[03:18.26] | How could you know |
[03:21.68] | If life makes you wish you were dead |
[03:28.46] | Just put on a good movie |
[03:31.39] | Then promptly put a bullet in your head |
[03:35.73] | Spend forever asleep |
[03:41.42] | Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream |
[03:47.01] | #Deep |
[04:01.01] | Thank you |
[00:00.69] | It' s about halfway through the show |
[00:01.65] | So I think it' s time to talk about how deep I am |
[00:07.16] | And I' m pretty fucking deep guys |
[00:17.19] | So deep |
[00:23.17] | That I named this song |
[00:29.75] | Deep |
[00:43.74] | Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, |
[00:48.10] | And take to the air? |
[00:50.44] | Me neither |
[00:56.77] | Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme |
[01:00.16] | But the right words just weren' t there? |
[01:03.39] | Meat cleaver |
[01:09.94] | The people in my life are like grains of sand |
[01:17.01] | Cause they stick together |
[01:19.86] | Yeah.. Often near my butt hole |
[01:22.94] | If life is the ocean |
[01:26.58] | I am a deep and handsome fish |
[01:32.23] | A fish that' s drowning |
[01:35.84] | If the artistic process is a birth canal |
[01:39.19] | Then I am a freshly jellied kid |
[01:45.16] | Come witness my crowning |
[01:50.42] | These thoughts of mine |
[01:53.59] | Must be a sign that I' m |
[01:57.16] | Deep |
[02:00.83] | If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? |
[02:07.13] | Probably not |
[02:09.27] | Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat |
[02:14.57] | Instead of your girlfriends face? |
[02:18.00] | Me neither |
[02:22.19] | ... Me neither! |
[02:24.25] | Have you ever wrote a song note for note |
[02:27.37] | And not a single note was out of place? |
[02:30.55] | Duh! |
[02:31.33] | Plays off key |
[02:32.33] | Hold on |
[02:34.50] | The people in my life are like blades of grass, how? |
[02:40.53] | Cause they' re all so grounded |
[02:43.84] | But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE! |
[02:47.57] | Art is a harlot |
[02:50.85] | And I am her sassy urban friend |
[02:56.03] | Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? |
[03:00.46] | If momma is right and the world is my oyster |
[03:07.26] | Then I must have an allergy to shellfish |
[03:15.21] | You don' t know |
[03:18.26] | How could you know |
[03:21.68] | If life makes you wish you were dead |
[03:28.46] | Just put on a good movie |
[03:31.39] | Then promptly put a bullet in your head |
[03:35.73] | Spend forever asleep |
[03:41.42] | Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream |
[03:47.01] | Deep |
[04:01.01] | Thank you |
[00:00.69] | It' s about halfway through the show |
[00:01.65] | So I think it' s time to talk about how deep I am |
[00:07.16] | And I' m pretty fucking deep guys |
[00:17.19] | So deep |
[00:23.17] | That I named this song |
[00:29.75] | Deep |
[00:43.74] | Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, |
[00:48.10] | And take to the air? |
[00:50.44] | Me neither |
[00:56.77] | Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme |
[01:00.16] | But the right words just weren' t there? |
[01:03.39] | Meat cleaver |
[01:09.94] | The people in my life are like grains of sand |
[01:17.01] | Cause they stick together |
[01:19.86] | Yeah.. Often near my butt hole |
[01:22.94] | If life is the ocean |
[01:26.58] | I am a deep and handsome fish |
[01:32.23] | A fish that' s drowning |
[01:35.84] | If the artistic process is a birth canal |
[01:39.19] | Then I am a freshly jellied kid |
[01:45.16] | Come witness my crowning |
[01:50.42] | These thoughts of mine |
[01:53.59] | Must be a sign that I' m |
[01:57.16] | Deep |
[02:00.83] | If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? |
[02:07.13] | Probably not |
[02:09.27] | Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat |
[02:14.57] | Instead of your girlfriends face? |
[02:18.00] | Me neither |
[02:22.19] | ... Me neither! |
[02:24.25] | Have you ever wrote a song note for note |
[02:27.37] | And not a single note was out of place? |
[02:30.55] | Duh! |
[02:31.33] | Plays off key |
[02:32.33] | Hold on |
[02:34.50] | The people in my life are like blades of grass, how? |
[02:40.53] | Cause they' re all so grounded |
[02:43.84] | But at least grass stays away from my BUTTHOLE! |
[02:47.57] | Art is a harlot |
[02:50.85] | And I am her sassy urban friend |
[02:56.03] | Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? |
[03:00.46] | If momma is right and the world is my oyster |
[03:07.26] | Then I must have an allergy to shellfish |
[03:15.21] | You don' t know |
[03:18.26] | How could you know |
[03:21.68] | If life makes you wish you were dead |
[03:28.46] | Just put on a good movie |
[03:31.39] | Then promptly put a bullet in your head |
[03:35.73] | Spend forever asleep |
[03:41.42] | Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream |
[03:47.01] | Deep |
[04:01.01] | Thank you |
[00:00.69] | 演出差不多过半了 |
[00:01.65] | 所以我觉得是时候谈谈我有多深刻了 |
[00:07.16] | 我是***的深刻啊朋友们 |
[00:17.19] | 非常深刻 |
[00:23.17] | 以至于我给这首歌取名叫 |
[00:29.75] | #深刻# |
[00:43.74] | 你可曾驻足看过蓝知更鸟从树上跌落 |
[00:48.10] | 却又展翅高飞? |
[00:50.44] | 我没有 |
[00:56.77] | 你可曾花费过大把时间去想押韵的词 |
[01:00.16] | 但就找不到好的? |
[01:03.39] | 窝煤油(原文为了强行押韵是「切肉刀」) |
[01:09.94] | 我生命中的人们就像沙粒一样 |
[01:17.01] | 因为他们总黏在一起 |
[01:19.86] | 耶…… 还经常在我***旁边 |
[01:22.94] | 如果人生是海洋 |
[01:26.58] | 我就是条深潜(深刻)又帅气的鱼 |
[01:32.23] | 一条溺水的鱼 |
[01:35.84] | 如果艺术创作过程是个产道 |
[01:39.19] | 我就是个滑溜溜的新生儿 |
[01:45.16] | 见证我的出生(加冕) |
[01:50.42] | 我的这些想法 |
[01:53.59] | 一定是个迹象表明我—— |
[01:57.16] | #深刻# |
[02:00.83] | 如果耶稣能在水面上行走,他能在陆地上游泳吗? |
[02:07.13] | 大概不行吧 |
[02:09.27] | 你可曾一不小心尿在了马桶座上 |
[02:14.57] | 而不是你女朋友脸上? |
[02:18.00] | 我没有 |
[02:22.19] | 我没有啊喂! |
[02:24.25] | 你可曾写过歌曲笔记的笔记 |
[02:27.37] | 但笔记怎么写都凑不满?(指这一句不知道写啥了) |
[02:30.55] | 哎呀! |
[02:31.33] | (弹走调) |
[02:32.33] | 等一下 |
[02:34.50] | 我生命中的人们就像草儿的凋叶一样,怎么说呢? |
[02:40.53] | 因为他们也总贴在地上 |
[02:43.84] | 但至少草儿自己可离我***远远的啊! |
[02:47.57] | 如果艺术是个*** |
[02:50.85] | 我就是她潇洒的都市朋友 |
[02:56.03] | 嗯……***你为什么这么自私? |
[03:00.46] | 如果妈妈是对的,说这个世界尽在我掌握中(谚语:「这个世界是我的牡蛎」) |
[03:07.26] | 那么我一定对贝类(自私)过敏 |
[03:15.21] | 你不知道 |
[03:18.26] | 你又怎么能知道 |
[03:21.68] | 如果生活让你有死去的念头 |
[03:28.46] | 那就播放一部好电影 |
[03:31.39] | 然后立马朝你脑袋开一枪 |
[03:35.73] | 永世长眠吧 |
[03:41.42] | 因为与活在梦里比,人生相形见绌 |
[03:47.01] | #深刻# |
[04:01.01] | 谢谢 |