Poems 歌词
| 歌曲 | Poems |
| 歌手 | Bo Burnham |
| 专辑 | what. |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.000] | I believe there is nothing more manly one can do than take a shower with five other guys. It's true, it's not a joke, it's early cavemen, you know. |
| [00:06.046] | Cro-Magnon wandering through the fog, you know, scrubbing five other sapiens, no homo |
| [00:11.243] | I wanna do a poem for you, some poems for you, right now. I've got the chimes: |
| [00:16.953] | Ooh, a genie just came! Alright, um... |
| [00:23.581] | Now that we're a little halfway through the show, I'd sorta like to take the pressure off you, the audience, and just read some serious poetry, then we'll kinda go back to the giggles. |
| [00:32.457] | This is from my book, "Egghead", that some of you may already have, or, something, so I won't keep it too long, in case, you know, some of you have heard this stuff, but, uh... |
| [00:40.343] | Just sit back and enjoy, uh, this, uh, poetry |
| [00:43.306] | "Roses are gray |
| [00:44.250] | Violets are a different shade of gray |
| [00:45.773] | Let's go chase cars." |
| [00:46.846] | That's by a dog |
| [00:53.435] | This is a poem about women's bodies, and the ability to transform your body issues, and transcend them: |
| [00:59.742] | "Martha was ugly, like a shaven baboon |
| [01:02.140] | So she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon |
| [01:04.546] | And after a week, she finally emerged |
| [01:06.592] | She smelled like shit. What a psycho." |
| [01:10.439] | You can't transcend them, I guess that's the moral |
| [01:14.026] | "Me, with my strange choice of adjectives |
| [01:17.531] | You, with your muscular teeth |
| [01:19.832] | And clockwise v****a." |
| [01:28.461] | "You're incomparable, like a... |
| [01:30.870] | Yeah, that's the word" |
| [01:36.524] | "I wanna beat you to death with a blunt object |
| [01:39.596] | I wanna grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in |
| [01:44.789] | I wanna sharpen 50 pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead end in your mouth and punch the erasers |
| [01:51.723] | I wanna strap you to a bed of nails, then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake |
| [02:00.554] | I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and somehow not survive a small fender-bender on the way back from the hospital." |
| [02:07.080] | That's called "Dad" |
| [02:13.182] | "If I had a million dollars, I'd pay your mother to have sex with me |
| [02:16.494] | Afterwards, probably I'd invest in the remaining $999,990" |
| [02:20.649] | $10 for sex with your mother! Comedy! |
| [02:25.409] | I can see the light in your face, b***h! Stop texting! |
| [02:28.058] | Um, it's just a comment for someone in the crowd... It's your time, do what you want. And the texting won't show on the CD, so, that's okay. |
| [02:36.261] | Now look what I've done |
| [02:40.110] | And finally... |
| [02:41.657] | "Mid-October, with leaves spilled like colored pencil shavings |
| [02:45.744] | The streets dicing our town into neat, unfair portions |
| [02:50.620] | And me, eatin' that p***y, baby |
| [02:53.571] | Thank you so mu— |
| [03:01.590] | Oh, man, thank you guys so much, thank you for being a part of this, coming to the show, uh... |
| [03:08.450] | I just need one person's enthusiasm, that's all I need to carry me |
| [03:11.467] | "Oh, ow! I'm turned on and hurt!" |
| [03:13.764] | Um, I, so, I am so grateful to you coming here, I know I keep saying that, it sounds redundant, but, uh, my gratefulness is redundant, so, um, but, uh... |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.000] | I believe there is nothing more manly one can do than take a shower with five other guys. It' s true, it' s not a joke, it' s early cavemen, you know. |
| [00:06.046] | CroMagnon wandering through the fog, you know, scrubbing five other sapiens, no homo |
| [00:11.243] | I wanna do a poem for you, some poems for you, right now. I' ve got the chimes: |
| [00:16.953] | Ooh, a genie just came! Alright, um... |
| [00:23.581] | Now that we' re a little halfway through the show, I' d sorta like to take the pressure off you, the audience, and just read some serious poetry, then we' ll kinda go back to the giggles. |
| [00:32.457] | This is from my book, " Egghead", that some of you may already have, or, something, so I won' t keep it too long, in case, you know, some of you have heard this stuff, but, uh... |
| [00:40.343] | Just sit back and enjoy, uh, this, uh, poetry |
| [00:43.306] | " Roses are gray |
| [00:44.250] | Violets are a different shade of gray |
| [00:45.773] | Let' s go chase cars." |
| [00:46.846] | That' s by a dog |
| [00:53.435] | This is a poem about women' s bodies, and the ability to transform your body issues, and transcend them: |
| [00:59.742] | " Martha was ugly, like a shaven baboon |
| [01:02.140] | So she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon |
| [01:04.546] | And after a week, she finally emerged |
| [01:06.592] | She smelled like shit. What a psycho." |
| [01:10.439] | You can' t transcend them, I guess that' s the moral |
| [01:14.026] | " Me, with my strange choice of adjectives |
| [01:17.531] | You, with your muscular teeth |
| [01:19.832] | And clockwise v a." |
| [01:28.461] | " You' re incomparable, like a... |
| [01:30.870] | Yeah, that' s the word" |
| [01:36.524] | " I wanna beat you to death with a blunt object |
| [01:39.596] | I wanna grab one of those highend fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in |
| [01:44.789] | I wanna sharpen 50 pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead end in your mouth and punch the erasers |
| [01:51.723] | I wanna strap you to a bed of nails, then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake |
| [02:00.554] | I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and somehow not survive a small fenderbender on the way back from the hospital." |
| [02:07.080] | That' s called " Dad" |
| [02:13.182] | " If I had a million dollars, I' d pay your mother to have sex with me |
| [02:16.494] | Afterwards, probably I' d invest in the remaining 999, 990" |
| [02:20.649] | 10 for sex with your mother! Comedy! |
| [02:25.409] | I can see the light in your face, b h! Stop texting! |
| [02:28.058] | Um, it' s just a comment for someone in the crowd... It' s your time, do what you want. And the texting won' t show on the CD, so, that' s okay. |
| [02:36.261] | Now look what I' ve done |
| [02:40.110] | And finally... |
| [02:41.657] | " MidOctober, with leaves spilled like colored pencil shavings |
| [02:45.744] | The streets dicing our town into neat, unfair portions |
| [02:50.620] | And me, eatin' that p y, baby |
| [02:53.571] | Thank you so mu |
| [03:01.590] | Oh, man, thank you guys so much, thank you for being a part of this, coming to the show, uh... |
| [03:08.450] | I just need one person' s enthusiasm, that' s all I need to carry me |
| [03:11.467] | " Oh, ow! I' m turned on and hurt!" |
| [03:13.764] | Um, I, so, I am so grateful to you coming here, I know I keep saying that, it sounds redundant, but, uh, my gratefulness is redundant, so, um, but, uh... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.000] | I believe there is nothing more manly one can do than take a shower with five other guys. It' s true, it' s not a joke, it' s early cavemen, you know. |
| [00:06.046] | CroMagnon wandering through the fog, you know, scrubbing five other sapiens, no homo |
| [00:11.243] | I wanna do a poem for you, some poems for you, right now. I' ve got the chimes: |
| [00:16.953] | Ooh, a genie just came! Alright, um... |
| [00:23.581] | Now that we' re a little halfway through the show, I' d sorta like to take the pressure off you, the audience, and just read some serious poetry, then we' ll kinda go back to the giggles. |
| [00:32.457] | This is from my book, " Egghead", that some of you may already have, or, something, so I won' t keep it too long, in case, you know, some of you have heard this stuff, but, uh... |
| [00:40.343] | Just sit back and enjoy, uh, this, uh, poetry |
| [00:43.306] | " Roses are gray |
| [00:44.250] | Violets are a different shade of gray |
| [00:45.773] | Let' s go chase cars." |
| [00:46.846] | That' s by a dog |
| [00:53.435] | This is a poem about women' s bodies, and the ability to transform your body issues, and transcend them: |
| [00:59.742] | " Martha was ugly, like a shaven baboon |
| [01:02.140] | So she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon |
| [01:04.546] | And after a week, she finally emerged |
| [01:06.592] | She smelled like shit. What a psycho." |
| [01:10.439] | You can' t transcend them, I guess that' s the moral |
| [01:14.026] | " Me, with my strange choice of adjectives |
| [01:17.531] | You, with your muscular teeth |
| [01:19.832] | And clockwise v a." |
| [01:28.461] | " You' re incomparable, like a... |
| [01:30.870] | Yeah, that' s the word" |
| [01:36.524] | " I wanna beat you to death with a blunt object |
| [01:39.596] | I wanna grab one of those highend fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in |
| [01:44.789] | I wanna sharpen 50 pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead end in your mouth and punch the erasers |
| [01:51.723] | I wanna strap you to a bed of nails, then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake |
| [02:00.554] | I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and somehow not survive a small fenderbender on the way back from the hospital." |
| [02:07.080] | That' s called " Dad" |
| [02:13.182] | " If I had a million dollars, I' d pay your mother to have sex with me |
| [02:16.494] | Afterwards, probably I' d invest in the remaining 999, 990" |
| [02:20.649] | 10 for sex with your mother! Comedy! |
| [02:25.409] | I can see the light in your face, b h! Stop texting! |
| [02:28.058] | Um, it' s just a comment for someone in the crowd... It' s your time, do what you want. And the texting won' t show on the CD, so, that' s okay. |
| [02:36.261] | Now look what I' ve done |
| [02:40.110] | And finally... |
| [02:41.657] | " MidOctober, with leaves spilled like colored pencil shavings |
| [02:45.744] | The streets dicing our town into neat, unfair portions |
| [02:50.620] | And me, eatin' that p y, baby |
| [02:53.571] | Thank you so mu |
| [03:01.590] | Oh, man, thank you guys so much, thank you for being a part of this, coming to the show, uh... |
| [03:08.450] | I just need one person' s enthusiasm, that' s all I need to carry me |
| [03:11.467] | " Oh, ow! I' m turned on and hurt!" |
| [03:13.764] | Um, I, so, I am so grateful to you coming here, I know I keep saying that, it sounds redundant, but, uh, my gratefulness is redundant, so, um, but, uh... |
| [00:00.000] | 我相信没有什么比和五个哥们一起洗澡更爷们的事了。真的，不是玩笑，这是早期穴居人的传统，你懂的。 |
| [00:06.046] | 克罗马农人在雾中漫步，你懂的，搓洗着五个智人同伴，绝非基情 |
| [00:11.243] | 我想为你朗诵首诗，就现在。我已备好风铃： |
| [00:16.953] | 噢，精灵刚显灵！好吧，嗯... |
| [00:23.581] | 既然演出已过半，我想替观众们放松下压力，先念些严肃诗歌，待会再继续搞笑。 |
| [00:32.457] | 这首出自我那本《蛋头》诗集，可能有人已经买了，所以不会念太久，毕竟有人可能听过... |
| [00:40.343] | 请放松欣赏这段，呃，诗歌 |
| [00:43.306] | "玫瑰是灰的 |
| [00:44.250] | 紫罗兰是另一种灰 |
| [00:45.773] | 我们去追车吧" |
| [00:46.846] | 这是狗写的诗 |
| [00:53.435] | 这是首关于女性身体，以及超越身体焦虑的诗： |
| [00:59.742] | "玛莎丑得像剃毛狒狒 |
| [01:02.140] | 就把自己裹成窗帘茧 |
| [01:04.546] | 一周后破茧而出 |
| [01:06.592] | 浑身恶臭。真是个疯子" |
| [01:10.439] | 看来无法超越，这就是寓意 |
| [01:14.026] | "我，用着诡异的形容词 |
| [01:17.531] | 你，长着肌肉发达的牙齿 |
| [01:19.832] | 和顺时针的**" |
| [01:28.461] | "你举世无双，就像... |
| [01:30.870] | 对，就是这个形容" |
| [01:36.524] | "我想用钝器把你打死 |
| [01:39.596] | 想抓着高档模特假人的脚踝砸碎你的肋骨 |
| [01:44.789] | 想把五十支铅笔削尖捆好，铅芯插进你嘴里然后猛戳橡皮端 |
| [01:51.723] | 想把你钉在钉床上，再把钉床绑在车头，好看着你在商场停车场地震时的减速带上受苦 |
| [02:00.554] | 盼你从严重车祸中生还，却在医院返程的小追尾中丧命" |
| [02:07.080] | 这首诗叫《父亲》 |
| [02:13.182] | "若我有一百万美元，会付钱让你母亲陪我睡 |
| [02:16.494] | 事后大概会把剩下的999,990美元拿去投资" |
| [02:20.649] | 花10美元睡你妈！喜剧！ |
| [02:25.409] | 我看得见你脸上的光，贱人！别玩手机了！ |
| [02:28.058] | 只是提醒下某位观众...这是你的时间，请自便。反正CD里不会显示短信记录。 |
| [02:36.261] | 现在看看我干了什么 |
| [02:40.110] | 最后... |
| [02:41.657] | "十月中旬，落叶像彩色铅笔屑铺满地 |
| [02:45.744] | 街道将城镇分割成整齐而不公的区块 |
| [02:50.620] | 而我，正吃着宝贝你的蜜桃 |
| [02:53.571] | 非常感谢—— |
| [03:01.590] | 天啊，太感谢各位了，谢谢参与这场演出... |
| [03:08.450] | 只需要一个人的热情就能支撑我继续 |
| [03:11.467] | "噢，痛！我又痛又兴奋！" |
| [03:13.764] | 我真的很感激你们到来，虽然这话很重复，但我的感激本就是重复的... |
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