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I can't recommend that you spend |
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Christmas in prison! |
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No jingle bells, just prison cells |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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For a Christmas prank, you get Christmas shanked |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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You don't get the kind of present you hoped for if you drop the soap on the floor |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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Forget about that sleigh ride, 'cause you're sure to get parole denied |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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You'll get no Christmas cards, instead you got your sadistic prison guards |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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Instead of celebrating Jesus' birth, you get a cavity search |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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None of those Christmas carols you sang, but you're sure to get beat up by a rival gang |
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It's Christmas in prison, Christmas in prison! |
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Instead of a nativity scene, you get shank in your spleen |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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Instead of steaming hot mince pies, you get bleach poured in your eyes |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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There's absolutely no celebration if you're locked in isolation |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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I can't stand another minute here - I've gotta get out of here |
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It's Christmas in prison! |
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It's Christmas, Christmas in prison! |