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[Dead Kennedys cover] |
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Went to a party |
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I danced all night |
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I drank 16 beers |
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And I started up a fight |
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But now I am jaded |
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You're out of luck |
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I'm rolling down the stairs |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk, to ****** |
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I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk |
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To ****** |
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I like your stories |
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I love your gun |
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Shooting out truck tires |
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Sounds like loads and loads of fun |
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But in my room |
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Wish you were dead |
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You ball like the baby |
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In Eraserhead |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk, to ****** |
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It's all I need right now |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk, to ****** |
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I'm sick soft gooey and cold |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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I'm about to drop |
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My head's a mess |
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The only salvation is |
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I'll never see you again |
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You give me head |
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It makes it worse |
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Take out your ******' retainer |
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Put it in your purse |
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I'm too drunk to ****** |
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You're to drunk to ****** |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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It's all I need right now Oh baby |
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I'm melting like an ice cream bar |
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Oh baby |
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And now I got diarrhea |
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Too drunk to ****** |
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Yeah, Yeah |
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Yeah, Yeah |
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Yeah, Yeah |
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Oooohhh |
