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[01:35.450] 上朝
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[01:46.360] 當個屎王 絕對不容易
[01:48.370] 腸胃不好就可以 我不同意
[01:50.650] 當上屎王 也不值得恭喜
[01:53.590] 但會這樣叫你的 都是你homie
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[01:57.280] 這一路不好走
[01:58.370] 白手起家 他職業是顧馬桶
[02:00.770] 家裡務農 不是富豪種
[02:03.190] 他是種芋頭 上課常舉手
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[02:06.000] 從小被同學笑
[02:07.340] 這個稱號從小被同學叫
[02:09.380] 讓他坐旁邊 沒有同學要
[02:11.780] 曾讓他鎖房間 不想去學校
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[02:14.310] 敏感的體質 身體沒打好底子
[02:17.400] 口袋一定有包衛生紙
[02:19.110] 因為除了曾烙賽在褲底外
[02:21.410] 每一次 他一烙就是一禮拜
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[02:24.700] 他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
[02:29.000] 經歷過很多的痛苦 就是沒遇過 便秘
[02:34.110] 拉肚子最久的紀錄 擦屁股最好的技術
[02:38.850] 終於走到這個地步 參見大王
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[02:43.230] 漸漸地 他摸透拉屎的訣竅
[02:45.900] 現在他拉屎不只在學校
[02:48.130] 褲子很垮 不是裝滿了肥料
[02:50.270] 在舞廳 Nah 現在沒那麼...雖小
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[02:53.220] 他現在四處出征
[02:55.170] 外表斯文卻是奪命書生
[02:57.370] 24/7 白天到晚上
[02:59.650] 哪裏有感覺 哪裏就是他的戰場
[03:02.150] 捷運站裏 百貨公司電梯旁 星巴克 誠品 大計畫唱片行
[03:06.380] 他能應付各種情況 都不覺得驚慌
[03:08.740] 處變不驚 就像歌手唱現場
[03:11.670] 所以他不帶部下 儘管他滑倒是沒有人護駕
[03:15.890] 最喜歡當然在自己的住家
[03:18.220] 但也曾經 大在公園的樹下
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[03:21.080] 他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
[03:25.760] 經歷過很多的痛苦 就是沒遇過 便秘
[03:30.490] 拉肚子最久的紀錄 擦屁股最好的技術
[03:35.220] 終於走到這個地步 參見大王
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[03:58.650] 屎王上朝 你不能篡位
[04:00.890] 他會懲罰你用他的臭味
[04:03.450] 屎王的尊嚴很高貴 不讓屁股噴到馬桶水
[04:08.160] 屎王也很 hip hop 門一關上就開始玩 beat box
[04:12.370] 聽過的人都說超級酷 但他不公開演出他說這是腹語術
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[04:17.550] 他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
[04:22.210] 經歷過很多的痛苦 就是沒遇過 便秘
[04:26.920] 拉肚子最久的紀錄 擦屁股最好的技術
[04:31.630] 終於走到這個地步 參見大王
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[04:36.610] 他精通拉屎的功夫 他肚子很少是空腹
[04:41.060] 經歷過很多的痛苦 就是沒遇過 便秘
[04:45.760] 拉肚子最久的紀錄 擦屁股最好的技術
[04:50.490] 終於走到這個地步 參見大王
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[04:55.520] 平身
[01:35.450] shang chao
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[01:46.360] dang ge shi wang jue dui bu rong yi
[01:48.370] chang wei bu hao jiu ke yi wo bu tong yi
[01:50.650] dang shang shi wang ye bu zhi de gong xi
[01:53.590] dan hui zhe yang jiao ni de dou shi ni homie
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[01:57.280] zhe yi lu bu hao zou
[01:58.370] bai shou qi jia ta zhi ye shi gu ma tong
[02:00.770] jia li wu nong bu shi fu hao zhong
[02:03.190] ta shi zhong yu tou shang ke chang ju shou
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[02:06.000] cong xiao bei tong xue xiao
[02:07.340] zhe ge cheng hao cong xiao bei tong xue jiao
[02:09.380] rang ta zuo pang bian mei you tong xue yao
[02:11.780] ceng rang ta suo fang jian bu xiang qu xue xiao
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[02:14.310] min gan de ti zhi shen ti mei da hao di zi
[02:17.400] kou dai yi ding you bao wei sheng zhi
[02:19.110] yin wei chu le ceng lao sai zai ku di wai
[02:21.410] mei yi ci ta yi lao jiu shi yi li bai
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[02:24.700] ta jing tong la shi de gong fu ta du zi hen shao shi kong fu
[02:29.000] jing li guo hen duo de tong ku jiu shi mei yu guo bian mi
[02:34.110] la du zi zui jiu de ji lu ca pi gu zui hao de ji shu
[02:38.850] zhong yu zou dao zhe ge di bu can jian dai wang
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[02:43.230] jian jian di ta mo tou la shi de jue qiao
[02:45.900] xian zai ta la shi bu zhi zai xue xiao
[02:48.130] ku zi hen kua bu shi zhuang man le fei liao
[02:50.270] zai wu ting Nah xian zai mei na me... sui xiao
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[02:53.220] ta xian zai si chu chu zheng
[02:55.170] wai biao si wen que shi duo ming shu sheng
[02:57.370] 24 7 bai tian dao wan shang
[02:59.650] na li you gan jue na li jiu shi ta de zhan chang
[03:02.150] jie yun zhan li bai huo gong si dian ti pang xing ba ke cheng pin da ji hua chang pian xing
[03:06.380] ta neng ying fu ge zhong qing kuang dou bu jue de jing huang
[03:08.740] chu bian bu jing jiu xiang ge shou chang xian chang
[03:11.670] suo yi ta bu dai bu xia jin guan ta hua dao shi mei you ren hu jia
[03:15.890] zui xi huan dang ran zai zi ji de zhu jia
[03:18.220] dan ye zeng jing da zai gong yuan de shu xia
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[03:21.080] ta jing tong la shi de gong fu ta du zi hen shao shi kong fu
[03:25.760] jing li guo hen duo de tong ku jiu shi mei yu guo bian mi
[03:30.490] la du zi zui jiu de ji lu ca pi gu zui hao de ji shu
[03:35.220] zhong yu zou dao zhe ge di bu can jian dai wang
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[03:58.650] shi wang shang chao ni bu neng cuan wei
[04:00.890] ta hui cheng fa ni yong ta de chou wei
[04:03.450] shi wang de zun yan hen gao gui bu rang pi gu pen dao ma tong shui
[04:08.160] shi wang ye hen hip hop men yi guan shang jiu kai shi wan beat box
[04:12.370] ting guo de ren dou shuo chao ji ku dan ta bu gong kai yan chu ta shuo zhe shi fu yu shu
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[04:17.550] ta jing tong la shi de gong fu ta du zi hen shao shi kong fu
[04:22.210] jing li guo hen duo de tong ku jiu shi mei yu guo bian mi
[04:26.920] la du zi zui jiu de ji lu ca pi gu zui hao de ji shu
[04:31.630] zhong yu zou dao zhe ge di bu can jian dai wang
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[04:36.610] ta jing tong la shi de gong fu ta du zi hen shao shi kong fu
[04:41.060] jing li guo hen duo de tong ku jiu shi mei yu guo bian mi
[04:45.760] la du zi zui jiu de ji lu ca pi gu zui hao de ji shu
[04:50.490] zhong yu zou dao zhe ge di bu can jian dai wang
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[04:55.520] ping shen
[01:35.450] shàng cháo
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[01:46.360] dāng gè shǐ wáng jué duì bù róng yì
[01:48.370] cháng wèi bù hǎo jiù kě yǐ wǒ bù tóng yì
[01:50.650] dāng shàng shǐ wáng yě bù zhí de gōng xǐ
[01:53.590] dàn huì zhè yàng jiào nǐ de dōu shì nǐ homie
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[01:57.280] zhè yí lù bù hǎo zǒu
[01:58.370] bái shǒu qǐ jiā tā zhí yè shì gù mǎ tǒng
[02:00.770] jiā lǐ wù nóng bú shì fù háo zhǒng
[02:03.190] tā shì zhǒng yù tóu shàng kè cháng jǔ shǒu
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[02:06.000] cóng xiǎo bèi tóng xué xiào
[02:07.340] zhè gè chēng hào cóng xiǎo bèi tóng xué jiào
[02:09.380] ràng tā zuò páng biān méi yǒu tóng xué yào
[02:11.780] céng ràng tā suǒ fáng jiān bù xiǎng qù xué xiào
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[02:14.310] mǐn gǎn de tǐ zhì shēn tǐ méi dǎ hǎo dǐ zi
[02:17.400] kǒu dài yí dìng yǒu bāo wèi shēng zhǐ
[02:19.110] yīn wèi chú le céng lào sài zài kù dǐ wài
[02:21.410] měi yī cì tā yī lào jiù shì yī lǐ bài
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[02:24.700] tā jīng tōng lā shǐ de gōng fū tā dǔ zi hěn shǎo shì kōng fù
[02:29.000] jīng lì guò hěn duō de tòng kǔ jiù shì méi yù guò biàn mì
[02:34.110] lā dǔ zi zuì jiǔ de jì lù cā pì gǔ zuì hǎo de jì shù
[02:38.850] zhōng yú zǒu dào zhè gè dì bù cān jiàn dài wáng
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[02:43.230] jiàn jiàn dì tā mō tòu lā shǐ de jué qiào
[02:45.900] xiàn zài tā lā shǐ bù zhī zài xué xiào
[02:48.130] kù zi hěn kuǎ bú shì zhuāng mǎn le féi liào
[02:50.270] zài wǔ tīng Nah xiàn zài méi nà me... suī xiǎo
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[02:53.220] tā xiàn zài sì chù chū zhēng
[02:55.170] wài biǎo sī wén què shì duó mìng shū shēng
[02:57.370] 24 7 bái tiān dào wǎn shàng
[02:59.650] nǎ lǐ yǒu gǎn jué nǎ lǐ jiù shì tā de zhàn chǎng
[03:02.150] jié yùn zhàn lǐ bǎi huò gōng sī diàn tī páng xīng bā kè chéng pǐn dà jì huà chàng piān xíng
[03:06.380] tā néng yīng fù gè zhǒng qíng kuàng dōu bù jué dé jīng huāng
[03:08.740] chù biàn bù jīng jiù xiàng gē shǒu chàng xiàn chǎng
[03:11.670] suǒ yǐ tā bù dài bù xià jǐn guǎn tā huá dǎo shì méi yǒu rén hù jià
[03:15.890] zuì xǐ huān dāng rán zài zì jǐ de zhù jiā
[03:18.220] dàn yě zēng jīng dà zài gōng yuán de shù xià
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[03:21.080] tā jīng tōng lā shǐ de gōng fū tā dǔ zi hěn shǎo shì kōng fù
[03:25.760] jīng lì guò hěn duō de tòng kǔ jiù shì méi yù guò biàn mì
[03:30.490] lā dǔ zi zuì jiǔ de jì lù cā pì gǔ zuì hǎo de jì shù
[03:35.220] zhōng yú zǒu dào zhè gè dì bù cān jiàn dài wáng
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[03:58.650] shǐ wáng shàng cháo nǐ bù néng cuàn wèi
[04:00.890] tā huì chéng fá nǐ yòng tā de chòu wèi
[04:03.450] shǐ wáng de zūn yán hěn gāo guì bù ràng pì gǔ pēn dào mǎ tǒng shuǐ
[04:08.160] shǐ wáng yě hěn hip hop mén yī guān shàng jiù kāi shǐ wán beat box
[04:12.370] tīng guò de rén dōu shuō chāo jí kù dàn tā bù gōng kāi yǎn chū tā shuō zhè shì fù yǔ shù
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[04:17.550] tā jīng tōng lā shǐ de gōng fū tā dǔ zi hěn shǎo shì kōng fù
[04:22.210] jīng lì guò hěn duō de tòng kǔ jiù shì méi yù guò biàn mì
[04:26.920] lā dǔ zi zuì jiǔ de jì lù cā pì gǔ zuì hǎo de jì shù
[04:31.630] zhōng yú zǒu dào zhè gè dì bù cān jiàn dài wáng
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[04:36.610] tā jīng tōng lā shǐ de gōng fū tā dǔ zi hěn shǎo shì kōng fù
[04:41.060] jīng lì guò hěn duō de tòng kǔ jiù shì méi yù guò biàn mì
[04:45.760] lā dǔ zi zuì jiǔ de jì lù cā pì gǔ zuì hǎo de jì shù
[04:50.490] zhōng yú zǒu dào zhè gè dì bù cān jiàn dài wáng
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[04:55.520] píng shēn
屎王 歌词
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