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A long, long, long time ago |
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Before the rain before the snow |
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Lived a man, lived a man I know |
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Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho |
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Sir Psycho Sexy that is me |
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Sometimes I find I need to scream |
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He's a freak of nature |
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But we love him so |
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He's a freak of nature |
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But we let him go |
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Deep inside the garden of Eden |
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Standing there with my hard on bleedin' |
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There's a devil in my dick, there's some demon's in my semen |
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Good god no that would be treason |
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Believe me Eve she gave good reason |
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Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin' |
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Creamy beaver hotter than a fever |
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I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever |
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I won't and I don't hang up until I please her |
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Makin' her feel like an over achiever |
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I take it away for a minute just to tease her |
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Then I give it back a little bit deeper |
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Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time |
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Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind |
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Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man |
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He's a freak of nature |
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But we love him so |
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He's a freak of nature |
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But we let him go |
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I got stopped by a lady cop |
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In my automobile |
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She said get out and spread your legs |
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And then she tried to cop a feel |
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That cop she was all dressed in blue |
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Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you |
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She stuck my butt with her big black stick |
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I said 'What's up?' now suck my dick |
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Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb |
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She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand |
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On her crotch so very warm |
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I could feel her getting wet through her uniform |
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Proppin' her up on the black and white |
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Unzipped and slipped 'Ooo that's tight' |
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I swatted her like no swat team can |
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Turned a cherry pie right into jam |
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Hello young woman that I love |
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Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of |
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Hold me naked if you will |
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In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy I'd kill |
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To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you |
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I love you |
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Lay me down... |
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Descending waves of graceful pleasure |
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For your love there is no measure |
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Her curves they bend with subtle splendor |
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Now I lay me down to sleep |
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I pray the funk will make me freak |
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If I should die before I waked |
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Allow me lord to rock out naked |
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Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip |
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Calling up a little girl with a bull whip |
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Lickety split go snap 'Snap' |
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Girl gettin' off all in my lap |
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The tallest tree the sweetest sap |
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Blowin' my ass right off the map |
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Ooo and it's it's nice out here |
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I think I'll stay for a while |