| 歌曲 | Valentine's Day |
| 歌手 | Mal Blum |
| 专辑 | Tempest In A Teacup |
| I’m hungover | |
| It’s valentine’s day morning | |
| What a perfect day to continue my courting of you | |
| We’ve been dating for so long | |
| I love you | |
| And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses | |
| Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses | |
| If I’d only known what you were up to or who | |
| Cause I got you the paper, I got you the news | |
| I got you some of that odwalla green juice | |
| That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you | |
| But haven’t you seen the paper haven’t you seen the news | |
| Now there’s something I’ve got to say and I’ve got to | |
| Say it to you | |
| What do you send when flowers just won’t do? | |
| Let’s stop cheating on each other | |
| This valentine’s day | |
| I came over to borrow a loofah | |
| How was I to know you would be schtupping her? | |
| I guess it’s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya | |
| I know | |
| Don’t get me wrong I mean I know you’re an aries | |
| And you’ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds | |
| I think I like it but I like it because | |
| on some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from Dealing with my real issues | |
| Let’s stop cheating on each other | |
| ‘cause the community | |
| isn’t that big | |
| And they will always find out | |
| Let’s stop cheating on each other | |
| And just break up right now | |
| I mean, I’m not even thirty yet | |
| I’m not even 25, or 24 or 23 | |
| But I’ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me | |
| Don’t get me wrong I’m not opposed to being poly | |
| But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else! | |
| Stop cheating on me! | |
| Let’s stop cheating on each other | |
| Let’s stop cheating on each other | |
| Let’s stop cheating on each other | |
| And happy valentine’s day |
| I' m hungover | |
| It' s valentine' s day morning | |
| What a perfect day to continue my courting of you | |
| We' ve been dating for so long | |
| I love you | |
| And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses | |
| Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses | |
| If I' d only known what you were up to or who | |
| Cause I got you the paper, I got you the news | |
| I got you some of that odwalla green juice | |
| That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you | |
| But haven' t you seen the paper haven' t you seen the news | |
| Now there' s something I' ve got to say and I' ve got to | |
| Say it to you | |
| What do you send when flowers just won' t do? | |
| Let' s stop cheating on each other | |
| This valentine' s day | |
| I came over to borrow a loofah | |
| How was I to know you would be schtupping her? | |
| I guess it' s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya | |
| I know | |
| Don' t get me wrong I mean I know you' re an aries | |
| And you' ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds | |
| I think I like it but I like it because | |
| on some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from Dealing with my real issues | |
| Let' s stop cheating on each other | |
| ' cause the community | |
| isn' t that big | |
| And they will always find out | |
| Let' s stop cheating on each other | |
| And just break up right now | |
| I mean, I' m not even thirty yet | |
| I' m not even 25, or 24 or 23 | |
| But I' ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me | |
| Don' t get me wrong I' m not opposed to being poly | |
| But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else! | |
| Stop cheating on me! | |
| Let' s stop cheating on each other | |
| Let' s stop cheating on each other | |
| Let' s stop cheating on each other | |
| And happy valentine' s day |