The Illinois Enema Bandit 歌词
| 歌曲 | The Illinois Enema Bandit |
| 歌手 | Frank Zappa |
| 专辑 | Joe's Camouflage |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| Frank Zappa （lead guitar, vocals） | |
| Ray White （rhythm guitar, vocals） | |
| Eddie Jobson （keyboards, violin, vocals） | |
| Patrick O'Hearn （bass, vocals） | |
| Terry Bozzio （drums, vocals） | |
| Ruth Underwood （percussion, synthesizer） | |
| Don Pardo （vocals） | |
| David Samuels （vibes） | |
| Randy Brecker （trumpet） | |
| Mike Brecker （tenor saxophone, flute） | |
| Lou Marini （alto saxophone, flute） | |
| Ronnie Cuber （baritone saxophone, clarinet） | |
| Tom Malone （trombone, trumpet, piccolo） | |
| John Bergamo （percussion over-dub） | |
| Ed Mann （percussion over-dub） | |
| Louanne Neil （osmotic harp over-dub） | |
| And now folks it's time for Don Pardo To deliver our special Illinois Enema Bandit-type announcement Take it away, Don | |
| "This is a true story | |
| About a famous criminal | |
| From right around Chicago | |
| This is the story of Michael Kenyon | |
| A man who's serving time at this very moment | |
| For the crime of armed robbery | |
| It so happened, that at the time of the robbery | |
| Michael, decided to give his female victims | |
| A little enema | |
| Apparently, there was no law against that | |
| But his name lives on | |
| Michael Kenyon | |
| THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!" | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| I heard he's on the loose | |
| I heard he's on the loose | |
| Lord, the pitiful screams | |
| Of all them college-educated women... | |
| Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up | |
| （They'd be all bound down!） | |
| Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| I heard it on the news | |
| I heard it on the news | |
| Bloomington Illinois...he has caused some alarm | |
| Just sneakin' around there | |
| From farm to farm | |
| Got a rubberized bag | |
| And a hose on his arm | |
| Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| One day he'll have to pay | |
| One day he'll have to pay | |
| The police will say, "You're under arrest!" | |
| And the judge would have him for a special guest | |
| The D.A. will order a secret test | |
| And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest | |
| Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks | |
| And the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!" | |
| Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see, | |
| Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy... | |
| HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!" | |
| And then the bandit might say, "Why is everybody looking' at me?" | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY? | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? | |
| Now, one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!" | |
| BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? | |
| BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT'S | |
| YOUR PLEA? | |
| Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!" | |
| ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? | |
| The Bandit say, "It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| "It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| "It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| "It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| "It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| "It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| etc. repeat | |
| Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema | |
| Enema | |
| repeat... |
| Frank Zappa lead guitar, vocals | |
| Ray White rhythm guitar, vocals | |
| Eddie Jobson keyboards, violin, vocals | |
| Patrick O' Hearn bass, vocals | |
| Terry Bozzio drums, vocals | |
| Ruth Underwood percussion, synthesizer | |
| Don Pardo vocals | |
| David Samuels vibes | |
| Randy Brecker trumpet | |
| Mike Brecker tenor saxophone, flute | |
| Lou Marini alto saxophone, flute | |
| Ronnie Cuber baritone saxophone, clarinet | |
| Tom Malone trombone, trumpet, piccolo | |
| John Bergamo percussion overdub | |
| Ed Mann percussion overdub | |
| Louanne Neil osmotic harp overdub | |
| And now folks it' s time for Don Pardo To deliver our special Illinois Enema Bandittype announcement Take it away, Don | |
| " This is a true story | |
| About a famous criminal | |
| From right around Chicago | |
| This is the story of Michael Kenyon | |
| A man who' s serving time at this very moment | |
| For the crime of armed robbery | |
| It so happened, that at the time of the robbery | |
| Michael, decided to give his female victims | |
| A little enema | |
| Apparently, there was no law against that | |
| But his name lives on | |
| Michael Kenyon | |
| THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!" | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| I heard he' s on the loose | |
| I heard he' s on the loose | |
| Lord, the pitiful screams | |
| Of all them collegeeducated women... | |
| Boy, he' d just be tyin' ' em up | |
| They' d be all bound down! | |
| Just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag fulla | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| I heard it on the news | |
| I heard it on the news | |
| Bloomington Illinois... he has caused some alarm | |
| Just sneakin' around there | |
| From farm to farm | |
| Got a rubberized bag | |
| And a hose on his arm | |
| Lookin' for some rustic coed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| Lookin' for some rustic coed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| Lookin' for some rustic coed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| One day he' ll have to pay | |
| One day he' ll have to pay | |
| The police will say, " You' re under arrest!" | |
| And the judge would have him for a special guest | |
| The D. A. will order a secret test | |
| And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest | |
| Then they' ll put out a call for the jury folks | |
| And the judge would say, " No poopoo jokes!" | |
| Then they' ll drag in the bandit for all to see, | |
| Sayin' " Don' t nobody have no sympathy... | |
| HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!" | |
| And then the bandit might say, " Why is everybody looking' at me?" | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY? | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? | |
| Now, one girl shout: " Let the Bandit be!" | |
| BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? | |
| BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT' S | |
| YOUR PLEA? | |
| Another girl shout: " Let the fiend go free!" | |
| ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? | |
| The Bandit say, " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| etc. repeat | |
| Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema | |
| Enema | |
| repeat... |
| Frank Zappa lead guitar, vocals | |
| Ray White rhythm guitar, vocals | |
| Eddie Jobson keyboards, violin, vocals | |
| Patrick O' Hearn bass, vocals | |
| Terry Bozzio drums, vocals | |
| Ruth Underwood percussion, synthesizer | |
| Don Pardo vocals | |
| David Samuels vibes | |
| Randy Brecker trumpet | |
| Mike Brecker tenor saxophone, flute | |
| Lou Marini alto saxophone, flute | |
| Ronnie Cuber baritone saxophone, clarinet | |
| Tom Malone trombone, trumpet, piccolo | |
| John Bergamo percussion overdub | |
| Ed Mann percussion overdub | |
| Louanne Neil osmotic harp overdub | |
| And now folks it' s time for Don Pardo To deliver our special Illinois Enema Bandittype announcement Take it away, Don | |
| " This is a true story | |
| About a famous criminal | |
| From right around Chicago | |
| This is the story of Michael Kenyon | |
| A man who' s serving time at this very moment | |
| For the crime of armed robbery | |
| It so happened, that at the time of the robbery | |
| Michael, decided to give his female victims | |
| A little enema | |
| Apparently, there was no law against that | |
| But his name lives on | |
| Michael Kenyon | |
| THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!" | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| I heard he' s on the loose | |
| I heard he' s on the loose | |
| Lord, the pitiful screams | |
| Of all them collegeeducated women... | |
| Boy, he' d just be tyin' ' em up | |
| They' d be all bound down! | |
| Just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag fulla | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| He just be pumpin' every one of ' em up with all the bag | |
| fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| I heard it on the news | |
| I heard it on the news | |
| Bloomington Illinois... he has caused some alarm | |
| Just sneakin' around there | |
| From farm to farm | |
| Got a rubberized bag | |
| And a hose on his arm | |
| Lookin' for some rustic coed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| Lookin' for some rustic coed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| Lookin' for some rustic coed rump | |
| That he just might wanna pump | |
| The Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| One day he' ll have to pay | |
| One day he' ll have to pay | |
| The police will say, " You' re under arrest!" | |
| And the judge would have him for a special guest | |
| The D. A. will order a secret test | |
| And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest | |
| Then they' ll put out a call for the jury folks | |
| And the judge would say, " No poopoo jokes!" | |
| Then they' ll drag in the bandit for all to see, | |
| Sayin' " Don' t nobody have no sympathy... | |
| HOT SOAP WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!" | |
| And then the bandit might say, " Why is everybody looking' at me?" | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS KINDA MISERY? | |
| WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? | |
| Now, one girl shout: " Let the Bandit be!" | |
| BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? | |
| BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME NOW, WHAT' S | |
| YOUR PLEA? | |
| Another girl shout: " Let the fiend go free!" | |
| ARE YOU GUILTY? BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? | |
| The Bandit say, " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| " It must be just what they all needs..." | |
| etc. repeat | |
| Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema | |
| Enema | |
| repeat... |
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