| [00:03.057] | 季： 你老这是做嘛的啊？ |
| [00:05.506] | 宝瑞：嚯~啊！这位怎么这么大嗓门啊。我这是说相声的。 |
| [00:11.090] | 季：哦。说相声的。 |
| [00:12.781] | 宝瑞：哎，对了。 |
| [00:13.791] | 季： 你们这个说相声的也经常做个堂会嘛？ |
| [00:20.924] | 宝瑞： 哎，堂会啊。哦，我们常做。 |
| [00:24.024] | 季：常去啊。 |
| [00:24.403] | 宝瑞：哎对了。 |
| [00:25.603] | 季： 我们那里有档子事想找你们个堂会不知你们可曾愿往否哎？ |
| [00:34.333] | 宝瑞：您就别拽了就。还愿往否呢，我们去。 |
| [00:40.252] | 季： 你们愿意去啊？ |
| [00:41.289] | 宝瑞： 嗯您找我我们就去。 |
| [00:42.350] | 季： 我们那里是给小孩子办满月。 |
| [00:45.289] | 宝瑞： 噢，少爷办满月。 |
| [00:46.605] | 季：对对 |
| [00:46.929] | 宝瑞： 好的好的。 |
| [00:47.995] | 季： 找你们说相声的…… |
| [00:49.485] | 宝瑞：说相声的。去多少人？ |
| [00:53.653] | 季：说相声的，还有唱大鼓的，唱河南坠子的哪里找去？ |
| [01:00.642] | 宝瑞： 哪儿找去？嘿嘿，您找我您就全甭管了 |
| [01:05.684] | 季： 哦全办了您！ |
| [01:07.252] | 宝瑞：我就给你找了 |
| [01:08.382] | 季： 那好极了，一共你们去十五个人行不？ |
| [01:11.428] | 宝瑞：十五个人 |
| [01:12.712] | 季：唱一天半宿 |
| [01:13.739] | 宝瑞：好的 |
| [01:15.344] | 季：得多少钱？ |
| [01:17.778] | 宝瑞： 呃,价钱还谈一谈？ |
| [01:22.305] | 季：谈一谈，我们老爷出钱出的不多。钱可是不多，十五个人一天半宿哎。 |
| [01:30.410] | 宝瑞： 十五个人一天半宿 |
| [01:31.497] | 季：钱是不多 |
| [01:32.457] | 宝瑞：钱不多大致他打算花多少钱呢，您跟我说，要是光我们相声倒没关系， |
| [01:39.457] | 我还得给人什么，唱大鼓的，唱河南坠子的，还得给人讲去。 |
| [01:43.540] | 宝瑞：大概他打算破多少钱吧 |
| [01:45.743] | 季： 钱说不出口咧，太少咧。 |
| [01:49.566] | 宝瑞：不是一天半宿十五个人嘛。您说吧，没关系没关系。行咱们就找对不对。 |
| [01:55.592] | 季： 给你们两千块钱行吗 |
| [01:57.550] | 宝瑞：两……这位 |
| [02:01.549] | 季：太少咧 |
| [02:03.149] | 宝瑞：哪里哪里，不少不少，可以可以 |
| [02:06.965] | 季： 我们那里是给小孩子办满月呀，一道喜给你们俩赏钱儿，赏钱可不多， |
| [02:14.965] | 也就一千块钱。 |
| [02:16.684] | 宝瑞： 还有赏钱？嘿，招上了这回 |
| [02:21.579] | 宝瑞： 可以可以，一共是三千块钱 |
| [02:24.490] | 季：你们愿意去啊？ |
| [02:25.369] | 宝瑞：那愿意去，一言为定了啊，你可别再找别人了啊，（那当然是咧）你一跟我 |
| [02:35.369] | 说我就马上（行咧）跟人家唱坠子唱大鼓的，我就找去（行咧行咧） |
| [02:38.982] | 宝瑞：找什么呢？瞧见什么了？ |
| [02:41.420] | 季： 这里有卖汽水的吗？我渴了…… |
| [02:44.927] | 宝瑞：不……这没有汽水，您渴了，茶行不行 |
| [02:48.244] | 季：茶也行，你给我沏壶茶来，我有钱。 |
| [02:52.093] | 宝瑞： 不哪能让您花钱呢。哎！倒杯茶来，人这找堂会呢…… |
| [03:06.532] | 季： 不错这茶，这哪里买的（正兴德）挺香的。这里没手表吧？ |
| [03:15.301] | 宝瑞：没有没有，这里搁个手表干嘛呀 |
| [03:19.579] | 季：不错，到时候你们去就行了 |
| [03:21.681] | 宝瑞： 到时去好好……少爷办满月，两千块钱，额外给老爷道喜给一千块钱赏钱 |
| [03:32.518] | 宝瑞：日子得多咱的日子呢？ |
| [03:35.272] | 季： 日子那什么……不忙吧！ |
| [03:38.021] | 宝瑞： 哎，别不忙啊！怎么？渴啦？别不忙呀，您说好了日子呀， |
| [03:48.021] | 再有别人的堂会我们就不应了 |
| [03:51.565] | 季： 有事情你们先应着，俺这个不忙。 |
| [03:56.310] | 宝瑞： 那不像话呀。我跟您说，我们应了您我们就不能再应别人，您回头这 |
| [04:00.310] | 万一日子要重了怎么算，您还是说准了究竟是多咱的日子 |
| [04:08.569] | 季： 日子那谁说得准，对吧，你知那孩子什么时候养活呀对不对 |
| [04:16.229] | 宝瑞： 别喝了！ |
| [04:18.883] | 季： 您老这是怎么回事？您怎么火了 |
| [04:24.062] | 宝瑞： 这不是拿我们开心吗，孩子还没养活呢你找我们干什么？ |
| [04:33.831] | 季： 这不先定规下嘛！ |
| [04:35.961] | 宝瑞： 您定规得也太早了，（怎么早了）怎么不早， |
| [04:41.961] | 就算今儿要养活，我们还得等一个月呢 |
| [04:47.823] | 季： 今天养活了，明天一天，后天一天就到日子了--办满月了。 |
| [04:55.586] | 宝瑞： 嗐！后天那叫满月呀，今儿养活明儿后儿呀，第三天那叫洗三呐！ |
| [05:04.473] | 季： 对啊！过洗三，我们老爷要我找你老的时候就叫办洗三找您老的堂会。 |
| [05:14.473] | 我是这么想的，洗三找你们的堂会，那过满月一定还得找你们呀。对不 |
| [05:21.788] | 宝瑞： 您说的两堂会就连上了（两档子知道吗）六千块！ |
| [05:28.364] | 季： 我还喝点儿吧！ |
| [05:29.695] | 宝瑞： 对！您喝。（递水）噢，这太好了这个。 |
| [05:49.695] | 您这么想着…… 这一说我们后天去了 |
| [05:57.535] | 季： 别后天去 |
| [06:00.827] | 宝瑞： 后天不是洗三吗 |
| [06:02.622] | 季： 是啊，今天养活了，你们后天去；比如是明天养活，你们得大后天去； |
| [06:12.622] | 比如是后天养活那你们大、大后天去；比如说大、大后天养活…… |
| [06:20.549] | 宝瑞： 行，我懂了，反正养活起再等三天。 |
| [06:27.401] | 季： 对！你们盼着吧。 |
| [06:32.026] | 宝瑞： 对！我们盼着这孩子赶紧养活吧。 |
| [06:35.602] | 季： 先别盼着养活啊！ |
| [06:37.779] | 宝瑞： 洗三不盼着养活盼什么？ |
| [06:39.727] | 季： 是啊！你盼着小孩子他妈妈出了门子那就快啦！ |
| [06:43.282] | 宝瑞： 噢！搁下！！！走走走……太可气了！ |
| [06:56.211] | 宝瑞：你要说渴了喝点水没什么关系 |
| [06:59.587] | 季：我这儿有钱 |
| [07:00.437] | 宝瑞：你有钱是你的，你有钱…… |
| [07:02.267] | 季：我这里十八块九一张的 |
| [07:04.163] | 宝瑞：有那种票子吗？你这不拿我们开心么（什么开心？） |
| [07:10.815] | 宝瑞： 小孩子他妈妈还没出门子哪，这孩子还洗三满月找我们干嘛？ |
| [07:15.815] | 你怎么早找我们干嘛？ |
| [07:18.180] | 季： 这不先定规下嘛！ |
| [07:19.924] | 宝瑞： 你定规得也太早啦，我们知道出了门子她得多咱生孩子？ |
| [07:28.998] | 季： 我问问你吧，是姑娘出门子事情大呀？还是小孩子过满月事情大呀？ |
| [07:38.998] | 哪个事情大呀？ |
| [07:44.007] | 宝瑞： 那当然是闺女出阁这是大事情。 |
| [07:47.027] | 季： 还是的！我们那儿姑娘出阁想找个堂会你们不愿意去吗? |
| [07:53.453] | 宝瑞： 您到底找什么堂会？ |
| [07:55.655] | 季： 我们老爷让我找来的时候说姑娘出门子找你们个堂会。 |
| [08:03.395] | 宝瑞： 那么洗三、满月呢？ |
| [08:05.130] | 季： 还找你们呀 |
| [08:06.807] | 宝瑞： 哦这是后话了…… |
| [08:13.227] | 季： 我还喝点儿。 |
| [08:17.332] | 宝瑞： 哎我说，闺女出阁日子定了吧？ |
| [08:21.605] | 季： 快啦 |
| [08:22.208] | 宝瑞： 快啦 |
| [08:23.709] | 季： 那姑娘老大不小的啦，今年都四岁啦。 |
| [08:26.954] | 宝瑞： 啊这……你还得走！我不去了我！我不去啦！ |
| [08:38.171] | 季： 你看你这又怎么了？ |
| [08:40.121] | 宝瑞：姑娘刚四岁啊，你怎么早找我们干嘛？又先定过去？ |
| [08:46.677] | 季：什么四岁？ |
| [08:47.449] | 宝瑞： 你不是说的四岁，十八岁出阁我们还得等十四年！ |
| [08:51.979] | 季：你没听清楚，什么四岁？ |
| [08:55.529] | 宝瑞： 姑娘才四岁…… |
| [08:56.299] | 季： 玲四岁。 |
| [09:02.034] | 宝瑞： 零……噢，二十四了？ |
| [09:21.701] | 季： 玲四岁。 |
| [09:26.630] | 宝瑞： 三十四了？ |
| [09:27.407] | 季： 玲四岁。 |
| [09:30.158] | 宝瑞：呦！那坏了，十四呀！ |
| [09:31.898] | 季：玲四岁 ！ |
| [09:34.708] | 季：这个姑娘小名叫玲，四岁！ |
| [09:37.563] | 宝瑞： 这……还是四岁呀！行了行了，你走吧，甭瞧了，没给你准备…… |
| [09:56.168] | 季： 给你开个玩笑…… |
| [10:00.953] | …… |
| [10:13.430] | 季： 我真有事情找你们，真找你们堂会，……我们是买卖开张。 |
| [10:38.775] | 宝瑞： 买卖开张找堂会？这买卖找好了地址啦？多咱盖房啊？本钱凑出来了吗？ |
| [10:55.330] | 季： 这买卖就要开张啦！ |
| [10:59.690] | 宝瑞：什么买卖？ |
| [11:03.708] | 季： 大公司 |
| [11:05.358] | 宝瑞： 公司在哪？ |
| [11:07.578] | 季： 知道王府井大街有个百货大楼啊？ |
| [11:12.016] | 宝瑞： 百货大楼里头？ |
| [11:13.267] | 季： 对过…… |
| [11:15.687] | 季： 有个鞋帽店知道不 |
| [11:18.233] | 宝瑞： 凤翔鞋帽店! |
| [11:19.870] | 季： 旁边，有个茶叶铺知道吗 |
| [11:25.163] | 宝瑞：哦就那茶叶铺…… |
| [11:26.691] | 宝瑞，季： 街对过儿！ |
| [11:27.879] | 宝瑞： 我就知道嘛，干嘛呀你带我画地图呀 |
| [11:33.551] | 季： 对过儿有个小胡同，里头开了个大公司 |
| [11:36.623] | 宝瑞：我不管了！干脆你们那里什么公司吧？ |
| [11:43.074] | 季： 豆腐大公司。 |
| [11:50.154] | 宝瑞：就是豆腐坊。 |
| [11:59.458] | 季： 豆腐坊卖豆腐，我们这个豆腐公司不卖豆腐……专卖豆浆！ |
| [12:08.153] | 宝瑞： 那不一样嘛！你爱什么买卖我们不问了，我们就应这堂会。去多少人？ |
| [12:24.364] | 季： 你们去二十个人连说带唱一白天，多少钱？ |
| [12:31.567] | 宝瑞：…… |
| [12:55.974] | 宝瑞： 一百天你给五万块钱吧！ |
| [13:00.123] | 季： 多少钱？ 五万块钱！！ |
| [13:08.216] | 季： 行！你们去吧。 |
| [13:09.616] | 宝瑞： 我们去了。 |
| [13:11.217] | 季： 你们去我们就搬出来， |
| [13:13.258] | 宝瑞： 干吗？我们接收去啦？ |
| [13:15.079] | 季： 你们抄家去了，什么事唱一白天要五万块钱？ |
| [13:20.750] | 宝瑞： 你这日子在这儿呢！ |
| [13:24.028] | 季： 日子怎么啦？ |
| [13:25.423] | 宝瑞： 仨多月。 |
| [13:29.103] | 季： 你论月干吗呀，一白天。 |
| [13:35.036] | 宝瑞： 是啊！一百天，两个五十天。 |
| [13:36.122] | 季： 一白天啊！ |
| [13:37.701] | 宝瑞： 是啊！不是一百天吗？ |
| [13:38.047] | 季： 你这个人，一白天，晚上没有，一个白天。 |
| [13:41.944] | 宝瑞： 一个白天啊？你说这种话说的多别扭，这玩意…… |
| [13:47.752] | 季： 要五万块钱吗？ |
| [13:58.102] | 宝瑞： 干干脆脆，五百块钱。 |
| [14:05.652] | 季： 行了！到时候你们就去了，可车钱我们不管了。 |
| [14:11.467] | 宝瑞：车钱我们不要了，可你们得管饭。 |
| [14:21.279] | 季： 管吃！你们吃席。 |
| [14:27.618] | 宝瑞： 好哇！ |
| [14:29.696] | 季： 你们二十个人分两下落座。 |
| [14:32.022] | 宝瑞： 噢！十个人一桌。 |
| [14:33.560] | 季： 不！十个人一领，不够喂加俩草帘子。 |
| [14:39.240] | 宝瑞： 再不够再加俩枕头，你喂驴哪！吃炕席。我们吃酒席 |
| [14:49.244] | 季： 行吃酒席 |
| [14:52.017] | 宝瑞： 有酒吗？ |
| [14:53.058] | 季： 有！一桌上一壶。 |
| [15:01.141] | 宝瑞： 才一壶。 |
| [15:02.584] | 季： 酒壶大呀 |
| [15:03.611] | 宝瑞： 二斤一壶？ |
| [15:04.450] | 季： 二两！ |
| [15:07.823] | 宝瑞： 二两太少了。 |
| [15:10.477] | 季： 酒是二两还没对水哪！ |
| [15:14.461] | 宝瑞： 是啊！你给我们净能凉水喝好不好！ |
| [15:24.359] | …… |
| [15:30.499] | 宝瑞： 酒有没有没关系，我们还得演出哪！吃什么菜呀？ |
| [15:42.103] | 季： 你们吃过八大碗吧？ |
| [15:46.504] | 宝瑞： 吃过。 |
| [15:50.995] | 季： 九大件呢？ |
| [15:51.304] | 宝瑞： 吃过。 |
| [15:51.692] | 季： 你没吃过咱这十大件！ |
| [15:52.023] | 宝瑞： 十大件？ |
| [15:52.614] | 季： 这么大盘子四盘；这么大碗五碗；还有一个大炝盘！ |
| [16:04.185] | 宝瑞： 好！我先问问这四盘儿头一盘儿是什么菜？ |
| [16:17.894] | 季： 头一盘儿小葱拌豆腐。弄点儿小磨香油，吃到嘴里是香扑扑香扑扑的， |
| [16:28.634] | 季：一清二白呀，是养气通神…… |
| [16:31.965] | 宝瑞： 行，行，行，甭夸了！说了半天小葱拌豆腐 |
| [16:38.162] | 季： 不愿意吃你扒拉开！二盘是韭菜花拌豆腐， |
| [16:52.262] | 宝瑞： 三一盘呢 |
| [16:53.475] | 季： 辣椒糊拌豆腐。 |
| [16:57.511] | 宝瑞： 四一盘怎么样啊？！！ |
| [16:59.254] | 季： 四一盘好了，就酒的凉菜夹一筷子搁到嘴里是咯吱咯吱的！ |
| [17:05.885] | 宝瑞： 拌海蜇！ |
| [17:06.836] | 季：萝卜皮拌豆腐！ |
| [17:09.817] | …… |
| [17:21.106] | 季： 你不愿意吃你扒拉开呀！ |
| [17:24.372] | 宝瑞： 那我们吃什么呀？ |
| [17:25.813] | 季： 你吃那五碗大菜呀。 |
| [17:29.007] | 宝瑞： 大菜许错不了。头一碗什么？ |
| [17:35.383] | 季： 大白菜熬豆腐！大菜呀 |
| [17:48.926] | 季： 小白莱儿炖豆腐。 |
| [17:53.303] | 宝瑞： 三一碗？ |
| [17:55.242] | 季： 端上来你一看，有红的有白的你拿筷子吃不了，得拿勺侩着吃 |
| [18:01.975] | 宝瑞： 烩全丁 |
| [18:02.997] | 季： 猪血烩豆腐！ |
| [18:05.295] | 宝瑞： 就搁点猪血哇！四一碗？ |
| [18:09.782] | 季： 四碗端上来你看吧，上头是一层黄油哇！ |
| [18:15.668] | 宝瑞： 黄焖栗子鸡？ |
| [18:16.991] | 季： 油炸素豆腐！ |
| [18:18.523] | 宝瑞： 噢！这又过了过油这个，五一碗吃什么！！！ |
| [18:22.804] | 季：五碗可好了，未曾端上来先喊一声："借光了借光了， |
| [18:29.804] | 给他们说相声的上了海味了！" |
| [18:33.071] | 宝瑞： 扒海参 |
| [18:34.119] | 季： 小虾米儿咕嘟豆腐，那里边儿还有小螃蟹儿哪！ |
| [18:43.973] | 宝瑞： 我知道，还有小鱼儿呢，不去！，好嘛，吃完了我们回不来了， |
| [18:55.973] | 我们腿都软了 |
| [18:59.283] | 季： 你不愿意吃你扒拉开呀！还有大炝盘 |
| [19:04.921] | 宝瑞： 大炝盘还是豆腐哇？ |
| [19:09.905] | 季： 没有。大炝盘再有豆腐就算你罚我 |
| [19:12.837] | 宝瑞： 再有豆腐你受罚？ |
| [19:13.760] | 季： 我先不说这什么东西了，我先说这个东西的做法，你听一听…… |
| [19:20.929] | 季： 要是吃这种东西你得起早点儿呀，在四更多不到五更天，到市上买， |
| [19:20.929] | 四斤多一块儿或五六斤一块的都有哇，把它买回来，找口大柴锅倒上两挑子水， |
| [19:30.929] | 把它放在锅里边连煮带炖，点锯末拉风箱，那个风箱拉得呼搭搭，呼搭搭； |
| [19:35.929] | 那个水呀，开得是咕嘟嘟，咕嘟嘟！见那么七八个开儿，拿铁钩子把这玩意儿搭出 |
| [19:40.929] | 来，用镊子给它那毛都择干净了；可不能下水捅啊，你们肚份软哪，放到案板上给 |
| [19:45.929] | 它晾凉了。得用刀子切，是切了片，片了切，切了片，片了切……切好拿过大炝盘 |
| [19:50.929] | 来把碎的码到底下，整的码到上头，码个五花三层啊倚仗着咱这作料儿刚着得了， |
| [19:56.929] | 有香菜末儿、韭菜花儿、酱油、辣椒油、糖蒜、料酒、大蒜瓣儿，拌好了作料，你 |
| [20:10.929] | 扒拉着吃呀…… |
| [20:11.903] | 宝瑞： 白煮肉？ |
| [20:13.029] | 季： 豆腐渣呀！ |
| [20:14.473] | 宝瑞： 豆腐渣呀！ |
| [00:03.057] | ji: ni lao zhe shi zuo ma de a? |
| [00:05.506] | bao rui: huo a! zhe wei zen me zhe me da sang men a. wo zhe shi shuo xiang sheng de. |
| [00:11.090] | ji: o. shuo xiang sheng de. |
| [00:12.781] | bao rui: ai, dui le. |
| [00:13.791] | ji: ni men zhe ge shuo xiang sheng de ye jing chang zuo ge tang hui ma? |
| [00:20.924] | bao rui: ai, tang hui a. o, wo men chang zuo. |
| [00:24.024] | ji: chang qu a. |
| [00:24.403] | bao rui: ai dui le. |
| [00:25.603] | ji: wo men na li you dang zi shi xiang zhao ni men ge tang hui bu zhi ni men ke zeng yuan wang fou ai? |
| [00:34.333] | bao rui: nin jiu bie zhuai le jiu. huan yuan wang fou ne, wo men qu. |
| [00:40.252] | ji: ni men yuan yi qu a? |
| [00:41.289] | bao rui: nin zhao wo wo men jiu qu. |
| [00:42.350] | ji: wo men na li shi gei xiao hai zi ban man yue. |
| [00:45.289] | bao rui: o, shao ye ban man yue. |
| [00:46.605] | ji: dui dui |
| [00:46.929] | bao rui: hao de hao de. |
| [00:47.995] | ji: zhao ni men shuo xiang sheng de |
| [00:49.485] | bao rui: shuo xiang sheng de. qu duo shao ren? |
| [00:53.653] | ji: shuo xiang sheng de, hai you chang da gu de, chang he nan zhui zi de na li zhao qu? |
| [01:00.642] | bao rui: na er zhao qu? hei hei, nin zhao wo nin jiu quan beng guan le |
| [01:05.684] | ji: o quan ban le nin! |
| [01:07.252] | bao rui: wo jiu gei ni zhao le |
| [01:08.382] | ji: na hao ji le, yi gong ni men qu shi wu ge ren xing bu? |
| [01:11.428] | bao rui: shi wu ge ren |
| [01:12.712] | ji: chang yi tian ban xiu |
| [01:13.739] | bao rui: hao de |
| [01:15.344] | ji: de duo shao qian? |
| [01:17.778] | bao rui: e, jia qian hai tan yi tan? |
| [01:22.305] | ji: tan yi tan, wo men lao ye chu qian chu de bu duo. qian ke shi bu duo, shi wu ge ren yi tian ban xiu ai. |
| [01:30.410] | bao rui: shi wu ge ren yi tian ban xiu |
| [01:31.497] | ji: qian shi bu duo |
| [01:32.457] | bao rui: qian bu duo da zhi ta da suan hua duo shao qian ne, nin gen wo shuo, yao shi guang wo men xiang sheng dao mei guan xi, |
| [01:39.457] | wo hai de gei ren shen me, chang da gu de, chang he nan zhui zi de, hai de gei ren jiang qu. |
| [01:43.540] | bao rui: da gai ta da suan po duo shao qian ba |
| [01:45.743] | ji: qian shuo bu chu kou lie, tai shao lie. |
| [01:49.566] | bao rui: bu shi yi tian ban xiu shi wu ge ren ma. nin shuo ba, mei guan xi mei guan xi. xing zan men jiu zhao dui bu dui. |
| [01:55.592] | ji: gei ni men liang qian kuai qian xing ma |
| [01:57.550] | bao rui: liang zhe wei |
| [02:01.549] | ji: tai shao lie |
| [02:03.149] | bao rui: na li na li, bu shao bu shao, ke yi ke yi |
| [02:06.965] | ji: wo men na li shi gei xiao hai zi ban man yue ya, yi dao xi gei ni men lia shang qian er, shang qian ke bu duo, |
| [02:14.965] | ye jiu yi qian kuai qian. |
| [02:16.684] | bao rui: hai you shang qian? hei, zhao shang le zhe hui |
| [02:21.579] | bao rui: ke yi ke yi, yi gong shi san qian kuai qian |
| [02:24.490] | ji: ni men yuan yi qu a? |
| [02:25.369] | bao rui: na yuan yi qu, yi yan wei ding le a, ni ke bie zai zhao bie ren le a, na dang ran shi lie ni yi gen wo |
| [02:35.369] | shuo wo jiu ma shang xing lie gen ren jia chang zhui zi chang da gu de, wo jiu zhao qu xing lie xing lie |
| [02:38.982] | bao rui: zhao shen me ne? qiao jian shen me le? |
| [02:41.420] | ji: zhe li you mai qi shui de ma? wo ke le |
| [02:44.927] | bao rui: bu zhe mei you qi shui, nin ke le, cha xing bu xing |
| [02:48.244] | ji: cha ye xing, ni gei wo qi hu cha lai, wo you qian. |
| [02:52.093] | bao rui: bu na neng rang nin hua qian ne. ai! dao bei cha lai, ren zhe zhao tang hui ne |
| [03:06.532] | ji: bu cuo zhe cha, zhe na li mai de zheng xing de ting xiang de. zhe li mei shou biao ba? |
| [03:15.301] | bao rui: mei you mei you, zhe li ge ge shou biao gan ma ya |
| [03:19.579] | ji: bu cuo, dao shi hou ni men qu jiu xing le |
| [03:21.681] | bao rui: dao shi qu hao hao shao ye ban man yue, liang qian kuai qian, e wai gei lao ye dao xi gei yi qian kuai qian shang qian |
| [03:32.518] | bao rui: ri zi de duo za de ri zi ne? |
| [03:35.272] | ji: ri zi na shen me bu mang ba! |
| [03:38.021] | bao rui: ai, bie bu mang a! zen me? ke la? bie bu mang ya, nin shuo hao le ri zi ya, |
| [03:48.021] | zai you bie ren de tang hui wo men jiu bu ying le |
| [03:51.565] | ji: you shi qing ni men xian ying zhe, an zhe ge bu mang. |
| [03:56.310] | bao rui: na bu xiang hua ya. wo gen nin shuo, wo men ying le nin wo men jiu bu neng zai ying bie ren, nin hui tou zhe |
| [04:00.310] | wan yi ri zi yao zhong le zen me suan, nin hai shi shuo zhun le jiu jing shi duo za de ri zi |
| [04:08.569] | ji: ri zi na shui shuo de zhun, dui ba, ni zhi na hai zi shen me shi hou yang huo ya dui bu dui |
| [04:16.229] | bao rui: bie he le! |
| [04:18.883] | ji: nin lao zhe shi zen me hui shi? nin zen me huo le |
| [04:24.062] | bao rui: zhe bu shi na wo men kai xin ma, hai zi hai mei yang huo ne ni zhao wo men gan shen me? |
| [04:33.831] | ji: zhe bu xian ding gui xia ma! |
| [04:35.961] | bao rui: nin ding gui de ye tai zao le, zen me zao le zen me bu zao, |
| [04:41.961] | jiu suan jin er yao yang huo, wo men hai de deng yi ge yue ne |
| [04:47.823] | ji: jin tian yang huo le, ming tian yi tian, hou tian yi tian jiu dao ri zi le ban man yue le. |
| [04:55.586] | bao rui: hai! hou tian na jiao man yue ya, jin er yang huo ming er hou er ya, di san tian na jiao xi san na! |
| [05:04.473] | ji: dui a! guo xi san, wo men lao ye yao wo zhao ni lao de shi hou jiu jiao ban xi san zhao nin lao de tang hui. |
| [05:14.473] | wo shi zhe me xiang de, xi san zhao ni men de tang hui, na guo man yue yi ding hai de zhao ni men ya. dui bu |
| [05:21.788] | bao rui: nin shuo de liang tang hui jiu lian shang le liang dang zi zhi dao ma liu qian kuai! |
| [05:28.364] | ji: wo hai he dian er ba! |
| [05:29.695] | bao rui: dui! nin he. di shui o, zhe tai hao le zhe ge. |
| [05:49.695] | nin zhe me xiang zhe zhe yi shuo wo men hou tian qu le |
| [05:57.535] | ji: bie hou tian qu |
| [06:00.827] | bao rui: hou tian bu shi xi san ma |
| [06:02.622] | ji: shi a, jin tian yang huo le, ni men hou tian qu bi ru shi ming tian yang huo, ni men de da hou tian qu |
| [06:12.622] | bi ru shi hou tian yang huo na ni men da da hou tian qu bi ru shuo da da hou tian yang huo |
| [06:20.549] | bao rui: xing, wo dong le, fan zheng yang huo qi zai deng san tian. |
| [06:27.401] | ji: dui! ni men pan zhe ba. |
| [06:32.026] | bao rui: dui! wo men pan zhe zhe hai zi gan jin yang huo ba. |
| [06:35.602] | ji: xian bie pan zhe yang huo a! |
| [06:37.779] | bao rui: xi san bu pan zhe yang huo pan shen me? |
| [06:39.727] | ji: shi a! ni pan zhe xiao hai zi ta ma ma chu le men zi na jiu kuai la! |
| [06:43.282] | bao rui: o! ge xia!!! zou zou zou tai ke qi le! |
| [06:56.211] | bao rui: ni yao shuo ke le he dian shui mei shen me guan xi |
| [06:59.587] | ji: wo zhe er you qian |
| [07:00.437] | bao rui: ni you qian shi ni de, ni you qian |
| [07:02.267] | ji: wo zhe li shi ba kuai jiu yi zhang de |
| [07:04.163] | bao rui: you na zhong piao zi ma? ni zhe bu na wo men kai xin me shen me kai xin? |
| [07:10.815] | bao rui: xiao hai zi ta ma ma hai mei chu men zi na, zhe hai zi hai xi san man yue zhao wo men gan ma? |
| [07:15.815] | ni zen me zao zhao wo men gan ma? |
| [07:18.180] | ji: zhe bu xian ding gui xia ma! |
| [07:19.924] | bao rui: ni ding gui de ye tai zao la, wo men zhi dao chu le men zi ta de duo za sheng hai zi? |
| [07:28.998] | ji: wo wen wen ni ba, shi gu niang chu men zi shi qing da ya? hai shi xiao hai zi guo man yue shi qing da ya? |
| [07:38.998] | nei ge shi qing da ya? |
| [07:44.007] | bao rui: na dang ran shi gui nv chu ge zhe shi da shi qing. |
| [07:47.027] | ji: hai shi de! wo men na er gu niang chu ge xiang zhao ge tang hui ni men bu yuan yi qu ma? |
| [07:53.453] | bao rui: nin dao di zhao shen me tang hui? |
| [07:55.655] | ji: wo men lao ye rang wo zhao lai de shi hou shuo gu niang chu men zi zhao ni men ge tang hui. |
| [08:03.395] | bao rui: na me xi san man yue ne? |
| [08:05.130] | ji: hai zhao ni men ya |
| [08:06.807] | bao rui: o zhe shi hou hua le |
| [08:13.227] | ji: wo hai he dian er. |
| [08:17.332] | bao rui: ai wo shuo, gui nv chu ge ri zi ding le ba? |
| [08:21.605] | ji: kuai la |
| [08:22.208] | bao rui: kuai la |
| [08:23.709] | ji: na gu niang lao da bu xiao de la, jin nian dou si sui la. |
| [08:26.954] | bao rui: a zhe ni hai de zou! wo bu qu le wo! wo bu qu la! |
| [08:38.171] | ji: ni kan ni zhe you zen me le? |
| [08:40.121] | bao rui: gu niang gang si sui a, ni zen me zao zhao wo men gan ma? you xian ding guo qu? |
| [08:46.677] | ji: shen me si sui? |
| [08:47.449] | bao rui: ni bu shi shuo de si sui, shi ba sui chu ge wo men hai de deng shi si nian! |
| [08:51.979] | ji: ni mei ting qing chu, shen me si sui? |
| [08:55.529] | bao rui: gu niang cai si sui |
| [08:56.299] | ji: ling si sui. |
| [09:02.034] | bao rui: ling o, er shi si le? |
| [09:21.701] | ji: ling si sui. |
| [09:26.630] | bao rui: san shi si le? |
| [09:27.407] | ji: ling si sui. |
| [09:30.158] | bao rui: you! na huai le, shi si ya! |
| [09:31.898] | ji: ling si sui ! |
| [09:34.708] | ji: zhe ge gu niang xiao ming jiao ling, si sui! |
| [09:37.563] | bao rui: zhe hai shi si sui ya! xing le xing le, ni zou ba, beng qiao le, mei gei ni zhun bei |
| [09:56.168] | ji: gei ni kai ge wan xiao |
| [10:00.953] | |
| [10:13.430] | ji: wo zhen you shi qing zhao ni men, zhen zhao ni men tang hui, wo men shi mai mai kai zhang. |
| [10:38.775] | bao rui: mai mai kai zhang zhao tang hui? zhe mai mai zhao hao le di zhi la? duo za gai fang a? ben qian cou chu lai le ma? |
| [10:55.330] | ji: zhe mai mai jiu yao kai zhang la! |
| [10:59.690] | bao rui: shen me mai mai? |
| [11:03.708] | ji: da gong si |
| [11:05.358] | bao rui: gong si zai na? |
| [11:07.578] | ji: zhi dao wang fu jing da jie you ge bai huo da lou a? |
| [11:12.016] | bao rui: bai huo da lou li tou? |
| [11:13.267] | ji: dui guo |
| [11:15.687] | ji: you ge xie mao dian zhi dao bu |
| [11:18.233] | bao rui: feng xiang xie mao dian! |
| [11:19.870] | ji: pang bian, you ge cha ye pu zhi dao ma |
| [11:25.163] | bao rui: o jiu na cha ye pu |
| [11:26.691] | bao rui, ji: jie dui guo er! |
| [11:27.879] | bao rui: wo jiu zhi dao ma, gan ma ya ni dai wo hua di tu ya |
| [11:33.551] | ji: dui guo er you ge xiao hu tong, li tou kai le ge da gong si |
| [11:36.623] | bao rui: wo bu guan le! gan cui ni men na li shen me gong si ba? |
| [11:43.074] | ji: dou fu da gong si. |
| [11:50.154] | bao rui: jiu shi dou fu fang. |
| [11:59.458] | ji: dou fu fang mai dou fu, wo men zhe ge dou fu gong si bu mai dou fu zhuan mai dou jiang! |
| [12:08.153] | bao rui: na bu yi yang ma! ni ai shen me mai mai wo men bu wen le, wo men jiu ying zhe tang hui. qu duo shao ren? |
| [12:24.364] | ji: ni men qu er shi ge ren lian shuo dai chang yi bai tian, duo shao qian? |
| [12:31.567] | bao rui: |
| [12:55.974] | bao rui: yi bai tian ni gei wu wan kuai qian ba! |
| [13:00.123] | ji: duo shao qian? wu wan kuai qian!! |
| [13:08.216] | ji: xing! ni men qu ba. |
| [13:09.616] | bao rui: wo men qu le. |
| [13:11.217] | ji: ni men qu wo men jiu ban chu lai, |
| [13:13.258] | bao rui: gan ma? wo men jie shou qu la? |
| [13:15.079] | ji: ni men chao jia qu le, shen me shi chang yi bai tian yao wu wan kuai qian? |
| [13:20.750] | bao rui: ni zhe ri zi zai zhe er ne! |
| [13:24.028] | ji: ri zi zen me la? |
| [13:25.423] | bao rui: sa duo yue. |
| [13:29.103] | ji: ni lun yue gan ma ya, yi bai tian. |
| [13:35.036] | bao rui: shi a! yi bai tian, liang ge wu shi tian. |
| [13:36.122] | ji: yi bai tian a! |
| [13:37.701] | bao rui: shi a! bu shi yi bai tian ma? |
| [13:38.047] | ji: ni zhe ge ren, yi bai tian, wan shang mei you, yi ge bai tian. |
| [13:41.944] | bao rui: yi ge bai tian a? ni shuo zhe zhong hua shuo de duo bie niu, zhe wan yi |
| [13:47.752] | ji: yao wu wan kuai qian ma? |
| [13:58.102] | bao rui: gan gan cui cui, wu bai kuai qian. |
| [14:05.652] | ji: xing le! dao shi hou ni men jiu qu le, ke che qian wo men bu guan le. |
| [14:11.467] | bao rui: che qian wo men bu yao le, ke ni men de guan fan. |
| [14:21.279] | ji: guan chi! ni men chi xi. |
| [14:27.618] | bao rui: hao wa! |
| [14:29.696] | ji: ni men er shi ge ren fen liang xia luo zuo. |
| [14:32.022] | bao rui: o! shi ge ren yi zhuo. |
| [14:33.560] | ji: bu! shi ge ren yi ling, bu gou wei jia lia cao lian zi. |
| [14:39.240] | bao rui: zai bu gou zai jia lia zhen tou, ni wei lv na! chi kang xi. wo men chi jiu xi |
| [14:49.244] | ji: xing chi jiu xi |
| [14:52.017] | bao rui: you jiu ma? |
| [14:53.058] | ji: you! yi zhuo shang yi hu. |
| [15:01.141] | bao rui: cai yi hu. |
| [15:02.584] | ji: jiu hu da ya |
| [15:03.611] | bao rui: er jin yi hu? |
| [15:04.450] | ji: er liang! |
| [15:07.823] | bao rui: er liang tai shao le. |
| [15:10.477] | ji: jiu shi er liang hai mei dui shui na! |
| [15:14.461] | bao rui: shi a! ni gei wo men jing neng liang shui he hao bu hao! |
| [15:24.359] | |
| [15:30.499] | bao rui: jiu you mei you mei guan xi, wo men hai de yan chu na! chi shen me cai ya? |
| [15:42.103] | ji: ni men chi guo ba da wan ba? |
| [15:46.504] | bao rui: chi guo. |
| [15:50.995] | ji: jiu da jian ne? |
| [15:51.304] | bao rui: chi guo. |
| [15:51.692] | ji: ni mei chi guo zan zhe shi da jian! |
| [15:52.023] | bao rui: shi da jian? |
| [15:52.614] | ji: zhe me da pan zi si pan zhe me da wan wu wan hai you yi ge da qiang pan! |
| [16:04.185] | bao rui: hao! wo xian wen wen zhe si pan er tou yi pan er shi shen me cai? |
| [16:17.894] | ji: tou yi pan er xiao cong ban dou fu. nong dian er xiao mo xiang you, chi dao zui li shi xiang pu pu xiang pu pu de, |
| [16:28.634] | ji: yi qing er bai ya, shi yang qi tong shen |
| [16:31.965] | bao rui: xing, xing, xing, beng kua le! shuo le ban tian xiao cong ban dou fu |
| [16:38.162] | ji: bu yuan yi chi ni ba la kai! er pan shi jiu cai hua ban dou fu, |
| [16:52.262] | bao rui: san yi pan ne |
| [16:53.475] | ji: la jiao hu ban dou fu. |
| [16:57.511] | bao rui: si yi pan zen me yang a?!! |
| [16:59.254] | ji: si yi pan hao le, jiu jiu de liang cai jia yi kuai zi ge dao zui li shi ge zhi ge zhi de! |
| [17:05.885] | bao rui: ban hai zhe! |
| [17:06.836] | ji: luo bo pi ban dou fu! |
| [17:09.817] | |
| [17:21.106] | ji: ni bu yuan yi chi ni ba la kai ya! |
| [17:24.372] | bao rui: na wo men chi shen me ya? |
| [17:25.813] | ji: ni chi na wu wan da cai ya. |
| [17:29.007] | bao rui: da cai xu cuo bu liao. tou yi wan shen me? |
| [17:35.383] | ji: da bai cai ao dou fu! da cai ya |
| [17:48.926] | ji: xiao bai lai er dun dou fu. |
| [17:53.303] | bao rui: san yi wan? |
| [17:55.242] | ji: duan shang lai ni yi kan, you hong de you bai de ni na kuai zi chi bu liao, de na shao kuai zhe chi |
| [18:01.975] | bao rui: hui quan ding |
| [18:02.997] | ji: zhu xue hui dou fu! |
| [18:05.295] | bao rui: jiu ge dian zhu xue wa! si yi wan? |
| [18:09.782] | ji: si wan duan shang lai ni kan ba, shang tou shi yi ceng huang you wa! |
| [18:15.668] | bao rui: huang men li zi ji? |
| [18:16.991] | ji: you zha su dou fu! |
| [18:18.523] | bao rui: o! zhe you guo le guo you zhe ge, wu yi wan chi shen me!!! |
| [18:22.804] | ji: wu wan ke hao le, wei zeng duan shang lai xian han yi sheng:" jie guang le jie guang le, |
| [18:29.804] | gei ta men shuo xiang sheng de shang le hai wei le!" |
| [18:33.071] | bao rui: ba hai shen |
| [18:34.119] | ji: xiao xia mi er gu du dou fu, na li bian r hai you xiao pang xie er na! |
| [18:43.973] | bao rui: wo zhi dao, hai you xiao yu er ne, bu qu!, hao ma, chi wan le wo men hui bu lai le, |
| [18:55.973] | wo men tui dou ruan le |
| [18:59.283] | ji: ni bu yuan yi chi ni ba la kai ya! hai you da qiang pan |
| [19:04.921] | bao rui: da qiang pan hai shi dou fu wa? |
| [19:09.905] | ji: mei you. da qiang pan zai you dou fu jiu suan ni fa wo |
| [19:12.837] | bao rui: zai you dou fu ni shou fa? |
| [19:13.760] | ji: wo xian bu shuo zhe shen me dong xi le, wo xian shuo zhe ge dong xi de zuo fa, ni ting yi ting |
| [19:20.929] | ji: yao shi chi zhe zhong dong xi ni de qi zao dian er ya, zai si geng duo bu dao wu geng tian, dao shi shang mai, |
| [19:20.929] | si jin duo yi kuai er huo wu liu jin yi kuai de dou you wa, ba ta mai hui lai, zhao kou da chai guo dao shang liang tiao zi shui, |
| [19:30.929] | ba ta fang zai guo li bian lian zhu dai dun, dian ju mo la feng xiang, na ge feng xiang la de hu da da, hu da da |
| [19:35.929] | na ge shui ya, kai de shi gu du du, gu du du! jian na me qi ba ge kai er, na tie gou zi ba zhe wan yi er da chu |
| [19:40.929] | lai, yong nie zi gei ta na mao dou ze gan jing le ke bu neng xia shui tong a, ni men du fen ruan na, fang dao an ban shang gei |
| [19:45.929] | ta liang liang le. de yong dao zi qie, shi qie le pian, pian le qie, qie le pian, pian le qie qie hao na guo da qiang pan |
| [19:50.929] | lai ba sui de ma dao di xia, zheng de ma dao shang tou, ma ge wu hua san ceng a yi zhang zhe zan zhe zuo liao er gang zhe de le, |
| [19:56.929] | you xiang cai mo r jiu cai hua er jiang you la jiao you tang suan liao jiu da suan ban er, ban hao le zuo liao, ni |
| [20:10.929] | ba la zhe chi ya |
| [20:11.903] | bao rui: bai zhu rou? |
| [20:13.029] | ji: dou fu zha ya! |
| [20:14.473] | bao rui: dou fu zha ya! |
| [00:03.057] | jì: nǐ lǎo zhè shì zuò ma de a? |
| [00:05.506] | bǎo ruì: huò a! zhè wèi zěn me zhè me dà sǎng mén a. wǒ zhè shì shuō xiàng sheng de. |
| [00:11.090] | jì: ó. shuō xiàng sheng de. |
| [00:12.781] | bǎo ruì: āi, duì le. |
| [00:13.791] | jì: nǐ men zhè gè shuō xiàng sheng de yě jīng cháng zuò gè táng huì ma? |
| [00:20.924] | bǎo ruì: āi, táng huì a. ó, wǒ men cháng zuò. |
| [00:24.024] | jì: cháng qù a. |
| [00:24.403] | bǎo ruì: āi duì le. |
| [00:25.603] | jì: wǒ men nà lǐ yǒu dàng zǐ shì xiǎng zhǎo nǐ men gè táng huì bù zhī nǐ men kě zēng yuàn wǎng fǒu āi? |
| [00:34.333] | bǎo ruì: nín jiù bié zhuāi le jiù. huán yuàn wǎng fǒu ne, wǒ men qù. |
| [00:40.252] | jì: nǐ men yuàn yì qù a? |
| [00:41.289] | bǎo ruì: nín zhǎo wǒ wǒ men jiù qù. |
| [00:42.350] | jì: wǒ men nà lǐ shì gěi xiǎo hái zi bàn mǎn yuè. |
| [00:45.289] | bǎo ruì: ō, shào yé bàn mǎn yuè. |
| [00:46.605] | jì: duì duì |
| [00:46.929] | bǎo ruì: hǎo de hǎo de. |
| [00:47.995] | jì: zhǎo nǐ men shuō xiàng sheng de |
| [00:49.485] | bǎo ruì: shuō xiàng sheng de. qù duō shǎo rén? |
| [00:53.653] | jì: shuō xiàng sheng de, hái yǒu chàng dà gǔ de, chàng hé nán zhuì zǐ de nǎ lǐ zhǎo qù? |
| [01:00.642] | bǎo ruì: nǎ ér zhǎo qù? hēi hēi, nín zhǎo wǒ nín jiù quán béng guǎn le |
| [01:05.684] | jì: ó quán bàn le nín! |
| [01:07.252] | bǎo ruì: wǒ jiù gěi nǐ zhǎo le |
| [01:08.382] | jì: nà hǎo jí le, yī gòng nǐ men qù shí wǔ gè rén xíng bù? |
| [01:11.428] | bǎo ruì: shí wǔ gè rén |
| [01:12.712] | jì: chàng yì tiān bàn xiǔ |
| [01:13.739] | bǎo ruì: hǎo de |
| [01:15.344] | jì: dé duō shǎo qián? |
| [01:17.778] | bǎo ruì: è, jià qián hái tán yī tán? |
| [01:22.305] | jì: tán yī tán, wǒ men lǎo yé chū qián chū de bù duō. qián kě shì bù duō, shí wǔ gè rén yì tiān bàn xiǔ āi. |
| [01:30.410] | bǎo ruì: shí wǔ gè rén yì tiān bàn xiǔ |
| [01:31.497] | jì: qián shì bù duō |
| [01:32.457] | bǎo ruì: qián bù duō dà zhì tā dǎ suàn huā duō shǎo qián ne, nín gēn wǒ shuō, yào shì guāng wǒ men xiàng sheng dào méi guān xì, |
| [01:39.457] | wǒ hái dé gěi rén shén me, chàng dà gǔ de, chàng hé nán zhuì zǐ de, hái dé gěi rén jiǎng qù. |
| [01:43.540] | bǎo ruì: dà gài tā dǎ suàn pò duō shǎo qián ba |
| [01:45.743] | jì: qián shuō bu chū kǒu liě, tài shǎo liě. |
| [01:49.566] | bǎo ruì: bú shì yì tiān bàn xiǔ shí wǔ gè rén ma. nín shuō ba, méi guān xì méi guān xì. xíng zán men jiù zhǎo duì bú duì. |
| [01:55.592] | jì: gěi nǐ men liǎng qiān kuài qián xíng ma |
| [01:57.550] | bǎo ruì: liǎng zhè wèi |
| [02:01.549] | jì: tài shǎo liě |
| [02:03.149] | bǎo ruì: nǎ lǐ nǎ lǐ, bù shǎo bù shǎo, kě yǐ kě yǐ |
| [02:06.965] | jì: wǒ men nà lǐ shì gěi xiǎo hái zi bàn mǎn yuè ya, yī dào xǐ gěi nǐ men liǎ shǎng qián ér, shǎng qián kě bù duō, |
| [02:14.965] | yě jiù yī qiān kuài qián. |
| [02:16.684] | bǎo ruì: hái yǒu shǎng qián? hēi, zhāo shàng le zhè huí |
| [02:21.579] | bǎo ruì: kě yǐ kě yǐ, yī gòng shì sān qiān kuài qián |
| [02:24.490] | jì: nǐ men yuàn yì qù a? |
| [02:25.369] | bǎo ruì: nà yuàn yì qù, yī yán wéi dìng le a, nǐ kě bié zài zhǎo bié rén le a, nà dāng rán shì liě nǐ yī gēn wǒ |
| [02:35.369] | shuō wǒ jiù mǎ shàng xíng liě gēn rén jiā chàng zhuì zǐ chàng dà gǔ de, wǒ jiù zhǎo qù xíng liě xíng liě |
| [02:38.982] | bǎo ruì: zhǎo shén me ne? qiáo jiàn shén me le? |
| [02:41.420] | jì: zhè lǐ yǒu mài qì shuǐ de ma? wǒ kě le |
| [02:44.927] | bǎo ruì: bù zhè méi yǒu qì shuǐ, nín kě le, chá xíng bù xíng |
| [02:48.244] | jì: chá yě xíng, nǐ gěi wǒ qī hú chá lái, wǒ yǒu qián. |
| [02:52.093] | bǎo ruì: bù nǎ néng ràng nín huā qián ne. āi! dào bēi chá lái, rén zhè zhǎo táng huì ne |
| [03:06.532] | jì: bù cuò zhè chá, zhè nǎ lǐ mǎi de zhèng xīng dé tǐng xiāng de. zhè lǐ méi shǒu biǎo ba? |
| [03:15.301] | bǎo ruì: méi yǒu méi yǒu, zhè lǐ gē gè shǒu biǎo gàn ma ya |
| [03:19.579] | jì: bù cuò, dào shí hòu nǐ men qù jiù xíng le |
| [03:21.681] | bǎo ruì: dào shí qù hǎo hǎo shào yé bàn mǎn yuè, liǎng qiān kuài qián, é wài gěi lǎo yé dào xǐ gěi yī qiān kuài qián shǎng qián |
| [03:32.518] | bǎo ruì: rì zi dé duō zá de rì zi ne? |
| [03:35.272] | jì: rì zi nà shén me bù máng ba! |
| [03:38.021] | bǎo ruì: āi, bié bù máng a! zěn me? kě la? bié bù máng ya, nín shuō hǎo le rì zi ya, |
| [03:48.021] | zài yǒu bié rén de táng huì wǒ men jiù bù yīng le |
| [03:51.565] | jì: yǒu shì qíng nǐ men xiān yīng zhe, ǎn zhè gè bù máng. |
| [03:56.310] | bǎo ruì: nà bù xiàng huà ya. wǒ gēn nín shuō, wǒ men yīng le nín wǒ men jiù bù néng zài yīng bié rén, nín huí tóu zhè |
| [04:00.310] | wàn yī rì zi yào zhòng le zěn me suàn, nín hái shì shuō zhǔn le jiū jìng shì duō zá de rì zi |
| [04:08.569] | jì: rì zi nà shuí shuō de zhǔn, duì ba, nǐ zhī nà hái zi shén me shí hòu yǎng huó ya duì bú duì |
| [04:16.229] | bǎo ruì: bié hē le! |
| [04:18.883] | jì: nín lǎo zhè shì zěn me huí shì? nín zěn me huǒ le |
| [04:24.062] | bǎo ruì: zhè bú shì ná wǒ men kāi xīn ma, hái zi hái méi yǎng huó ne nǐ zhǎo wǒ men gàn shén me? |
| [04:33.831] | jì: zhè bù xiān dìng guī xià ma! |
| [04:35.961] | bǎo ruì: nín dìng guī de yě tài zǎo le, zěn me zǎo le zěn me bù zǎo, |
| [04:41.961] | jiù suàn jīn ér yào yǎng huó, wǒ men hái dé děng yí gè yuè ne |
| [04:47.823] | jì: jīn tiān yǎng huó le, míng tiān yì tiān, hòu tiān yì tiān jiù dào rì zi le bàn mǎn yuè le. |
| [04:55.586] | bǎo ruì: hài! hòu tiān nà jiào mǎn yuè ya, jīn ér yǎng huó míng ér hòu ér ya, dì sān tiān nà jiào xǐ sān nà! |
| [05:04.473] | jì: duì a! guò xǐ sān, wǒ men lǎo yé yào wǒ zhǎo nǐ lǎo de shí hòu jiù jiào bàn xǐ sān zhǎo nín lǎo de táng huì. |
| [05:14.473] | wǒ shì zhè me xiǎng de, xǐ sān zhǎo nǐ men de táng huì, nà guò mǎn yuè yí dìng hái dé zhǎo nǐ men ya. duì bù |
| [05:21.788] | bǎo ruì: nín shuō de liǎng táng huì jiù lián shàng le liǎng dàng zǐ zhī dào ma liù qiān kuài! |
| [05:28.364] | jì: wǒ hái hē diǎn ér ba! |
| [05:29.695] | bǎo ruì: duì! nín hē. dì shuǐ ō, zhè tài hǎo le zhè gè. |
| [05:49.695] | nín zhè me xiǎng zhe zhè yī shuō wǒ men hòu tiān qù le |
| [05:57.535] | jì: bié hòu tiān qù |
| [06:00.827] | bǎo ruì: hòu tiān bú shì xǐ sān ma |
| [06:02.622] | jì: shì a, jīn tiān yǎng huó le, nǐ men hòu tiān qù bǐ rú shì míng tiān yǎng huó, nǐ men dé dà hòu tiān qù |
| [06:12.622] | bǐ rú shì hòu tiān yǎng huó nà nǐ men dà dà hòu tiān qù bǐ rú shuō dà dà hòu tiān yǎng huó |
| [06:20.549] | bǎo ruì: xíng, wǒ dǒng le, fǎn zhèng yǎng huó qǐ zài děng sān tiān. |
| [06:27.401] | jì: duì! nǐ men pàn zhe ba. |
| [06:32.026] | bǎo ruì: duì! wǒ men pàn zhe zhè hái zi gǎn jǐn yǎng huó ba. |
| [06:35.602] | jì: xiān bié pàn zhe yǎng huó a! |
| [06:37.779] | bǎo ruì: xǐ sān bù pàn zhe yǎng huó pàn shén me? |
| [06:39.727] | jì: shì a! nǐ pàn zhe xiǎo hái zi tā mā mā chū le mén zǐ nà jiù kuài la! |
| [06:43.282] | bǎo ruì: ō! gē xià!!! zǒu zǒu zǒu tài kě qì le! |
| [06:56.211] | bǎo ruì: nǐ yào shuō kě le hē diǎn shuǐ méi shén me guān xì |
| [06:59.587] | jì: wǒ zhè ér yǒu qián |
| [07:00.437] | bǎo ruì: nǐ yǒu qián shì nǐ de, nǐ yǒu qián |
| [07:02.267] | jì: wǒ zhè lǐ shí bā kuài jiǔ yī zhāng de |
| [07:04.163] | bǎo ruì: yǒu nà zhǒng piào zi ma? nǐ zhè bù ná wǒ men kāi xīn me shén me kāi xīn? |
| [07:10.815] | bǎo ruì: xiǎo hái zi tā mā mā hái méi chū mén zǐ nǎ, zhè hái zi hái xǐ sān mǎn yuè zhǎo wǒ men gàn ma? |
| [07:15.815] | nǐ zěn me zǎo zhǎo wǒ men gàn ma? |
| [07:18.180] | jì: zhè bù xiān dìng guī xià ma! |
| [07:19.924] | bǎo ruì: nǐ dìng guī de yě tài zǎo la, wǒ men zhī dào chū le mén zǐ tā dé duō zá shēng hái zi? |
| [07:28.998] | jì: wǒ wèn wèn nǐ ba, shì gū niáng chū mén zǐ shì qíng dà ya? hái shì xiǎo hái zi guò mǎn yuè shì qíng dà ya? |
| [07:38.998] | něi gè shì qíng dà ya? |
| [07:44.007] | bǎo ruì: nà dāng rán shì guī nǚ chū gé zhè shì dà shì qíng. |
| [07:47.027] | jì: hái shì de! wǒ men nà ér gū niáng chū gé xiǎng zhǎo gè táng huì nǐ men bù yuàn yì qù ma? |
| [07:53.453] | bǎo ruì: nín dào dǐ zhǎo shén me táng huì? |
| [07:55.655] | jì: wǒ men lǎo yé ràng wǒ zhǎo lái de shí hòu shuō gū niáng chū mén zǐ zhǎo nǐ men gè táng huì. |
| [08:03.395] | bǎo ruì: nà me xǐ sān mǎn yuè ne? |
| [08:05.130] | jì: hái zhǎo nǐ men ya |
| [08:06.807] | bǎo ruì: ó zhè shì hòu huà le |
| [08:13.227] | jì: wǒ hái hē diǎn ér. |
| [08:17.332] | bǎo ruì: āi wǒ shuō, guī nǚ chū gé rì zi dìng le ba? |
| [08:21.605] | jì: kuài la |
| [08:22.208] | bǎo ruì: kuài la |
| [08:23.709] | jì: nà gū niáng lǎo dà bù xiǎo de la, jīn nián dōu sì suì la. |
| [08:26.954] | bǎo ruì: a zhè nǐ hái dé zǒu! wǒ bù qù le wǒ! wǒ bù qù la! |
| [08:38.171] | jì: nǐ kàn nǐ zhè yòu zěn me le? |
| [08:40.121] | bǎo ruì: gū niáng gāng sì suì a, nǐ zěn me zǎo zhǎo wǒ men gàn ma? yòu xiān dìng guò qù? |
| [08:46.677] | jì: shén me sì suì? |
| [08:47.449] | bǎo ruì: nǐ bú shì shuō de sì suì, shí bā suì chū gé wǒ men hái dé děng shí sì nián! |
| [08:51.979] | jì: nǐ méi tīng qīng chǔ, shén me sì suì? |
| [08:55.529] | bǎo ruì: gū niáng cái sì suì |
| [08:56.299] | jì: líng sì suì. |
| [09:02.034] | bǎo ruì: líng ō, èr shí sì le? |
| [09:21.701] | jì: líng sì suì. |
| [09:26.630] | bǎo ruì: sān shí sì le? |
| [09:27.407] | jì: líng sì suì. |
| [09:30.158] | bǎo ruì: yōu! nà huài le, shí sì ya! |
| [09:31.898] | jì: líng sì suì ! |
| [09:34.708] | jì: zhè gè gū niáng xiǎo míng jiào líng, sì suì! |
| [09:37.563] | bǎo ruì: zhè hái shì sì suì ya! xíng le xíng le, nǐ zǒu ba, béng qiáo le, méi gěi nǐ zhǔn bèi |
| [09:56.168] | jì: gěi nǐ kāi gè wán xiào |
| [10:00.953] | |
| [10:13.430] | jì: wǒ zhēn yǒu shì qíng zhǎo nǐ men, zhēn zhǎo nǐ men táng huì, wǒ men shì mǎi mài kāi zhāng. |
| [10:38.775] | bǎo ruì: mǎi mài kāi zhāng zhǎo táng huì? zhè mǎi mài zhǎo hǎo le dì zhǐ la? duō zá gài fáng a? běn qián còu chū lái le ma? |
| [10:55.330] | jì: zhè mǎi mài jiù yào kāi zhāng la! |
| [10:59.690] | bǎo ruì: shén me mǎi mài? |
| [11:03.708] | jì: dà gōng sī |
| [11:05.358] | bǎo ruì: gōng sī zài nǎ? |
| [11:07.578] | jì: zhī dào wáng fǔ jǐng dà jiē yǒu gè bǎi huò dà lóu a? |
| [11:12.016] | bǎo ruì: bǎi huò dà lóu lǐ tou? |
| [11:13.267] | jì: duì guò |
| [11:15.687] | jì: yǒu gè xié mào diàn zhī dào bù |
| [11:18.233] | bǎo ruì: fèng xiáng xié mào diàn! |
| [11:19.870] | jì: páng biān, yǒu gè chá yè pù zhī dào ma |
| [11:25.163] | bǎo ruì: ó jiù nà chá yè pù |
| [11:26.691] | bǎo ruì, jì: jiē duì guò ér! |
| [11:27.879] | bǎo ruì: wǒ jiù zhī dào ma, gàn ma ya nǐ dài wǒ huà dì tú ya |
| [11:33.551] | jì: duì guò ér yǒu gè xiǎo hú tòng, lǐ tou kāi le gè dà gōng sī |
| [11:36.623] | bǎo ruì: wǒ bù guǎn le! gān cuì nǐ men nà lǐ shén me gōng sī ba? |
| [11:43.074] | jì: dòu fǔ dà gōng sī. |
| [11:50.154] | bǎo ruì: jiù shì dòu fǔ fāng. |
| [11:59.458] | jì: dòu fǔ fāng mài dòu fǔ, wǒ men zhè gè dòu fǔ gōng sī bù mài dòu fǔ zhuān mài dòu jiāng! |
| [12:08.153] | bǎo ruì: nà bù yí yàng ma! nǐ ài shén me mǎi mài wǒ men bù wèn le, wǒ men jiù yīng zhè táng huì. qù duō shǎo rén? |
| [12:24.364] | jì: nǐ men qù èr shí gè rén lián shuō dài chàng yī bái tiān, duō shǎo qián? |
| [12:31.567] | bǎo ruì: |
| [12:55.974] | bǎo ruì: yī bǎi tiān nǐ gěi wǔ wàn kuài qián ba! |
| [13:00.123] | jì: duō shǎo qián? wǔ wàn kuài qián!! |
| [13:08.216] | jì: xíng! nǐ men qù ba. |
| [13:09.616] | bǎo ruì: wǒ men qù le. |
| [13:11.217] | jì: nǐ men qù wǒ men jiù bān chū lái, |
| [13:13.258] | bǎo ruì: gàn má? wǒ men jiē shōu qù la? |
| [13:15.079] | jì: nǐ men chāo jiā qù le, shén me shì chàng yī bái tiān yào wǔ wàn kuài qián? |
| [13:20.750] | bǎo ruì: nǐ zhè rì zi zài zhè ér ne! |
| [13:24.028] | jì: rì zi zěn me la? |
| [13:25.423] | bǎo ruì: sā duō yuè. |
| [13:29.103] | jì: nǐ lùn yuè gàn má ya, yī bái tiān. |
| [13:35.036] | bǎo ruì: shì a! yī bǎi tiān, liǎng gè wǔ shí tiān. |
| [13:36.122] | jì: yī bái tiān a! |
| [13:37.701] | bǎo ruì: shì a! bú shì yī bǎi tiān ma? |
| [13:38.047] | jì: nǐ zhè gè rén, yī bái tiān, wǎn shàng méi yǒu, yí gè bái tiān. |
| [13:41.944] | bǎo ruì: yí gè bái tiān a? nǐ shuō zhè zhǒng huà shuō de duō biè niǔ, zhè wán yì |
| [13:47.752] | jì: yào wǔ wàn kuài qián ma? |
| [13:58.102] | bǎo ruì: gàn gān cuì cuì, wǔ bǎi kuài qián. |
| [14:05.652] | jì: xíng le! dào shí hòu nǐ men jiù qù le, kě chē qián wǒ men bù guǎn le. |
| [14:11.467] | bǎo ruì: chē qián wǒ men bú yào le, kě nǐ men dé guǎn fàn. |
| [14:21.279] | jì: guǎn chī! nǐ men chī xí. |
| [14:27.618] | bǎo ruì: hǎo wā! |
| [14:29.696] | jì: nǐ men èr shí gè rén fēn liǎng xià luò zuò. |
| [14:32.022] | bǎo ruì: ō! shí gè rén yī zhuō. |
| [14:33.560] | jì: bù! shí gè rén yī lǐng, bù gòu wèi jiā liǎ cǎo lián zi. |
| [14:39.240] | bǎo ruì: zài bù gòu zài jiā liǎ zhěn tou, nǐ wèi lǘ nǎ! chī kàng xí. wǒ men chī jiǔ xí |
| [14:49.244] | jì: xíng chī jiǔ xí |
| [14:52.017] | bǎo ruì: yǒu jiǔ ma? |
| [14:53.058] | jì: yǒu! yī zhuō shàng yī hú. |
| [15:01.141] | bǎo ruì: cái yī hú. |
| [15:02.584] | jì: jiǔ hú dà ya |
| [15:03.611] | bǎo ruì: èr jīn yī hú? |
| [15:04.450] | jì: èr liǎng! |
| [15:07.823] | bǎo ruì: èr liǎng tài shǎo le. |
| [15:10.477] | jì: jiǔ shì èr liǎng hái méi duì shuǐ nǎ! |
| [15:14.461] | bǎo ruì: shì a! nǐ gěi wǒ men jìng néng liáng shuǐ hē hǎo bù hǎo! |
| [15:24.359] | |
| [15:30.499] | bǎo ruì: jiǔ yǒu méi yǒu méi guān xì, wǒ men hái dé yǎn chū nǎ! chī shén me cài ya? |
| [15:42.103] | jì: nǐ men chī guò bā dà wǎn ba? |
| [15:46.504] | bǎo ruì: chī guò. |
| [15:50.995] | jì: jiǔ dà jiàn ne? |
| [15:51.304] | bǎo ruì: chī guò. |
| [15:51.692] | jì: nǐ méi chī guò zán zhè shí dà jiàn! |
| [15:52.023] | bǎo ruì: shí dà jiàn? |
| [15:52.614] | jì: zhè me dà pán zi sì pán zhè me dà wǎn wǔ wǎn hái yǒu yí gè dà qiàng pán! |
| [16:04.185] | bǎo ruì: hǎo! wǒ xiān wèn wèn zhè sì pán ér tóu yī pán ér shì shén me cài? |
| [16:17.894] | jì: tóu yī pán ér xiǎo cōng bàn dòu fǔ. nòng diǎn ér xiǎo mó xiāng yóu, chī dào zuǐ lǐ shì xiāng pū pū xiāng pū pū de, |
| [16:28.634] | jì: yī qīng èr bái ya, shì yǎng qì tōng shén |
| [16:31.965] | bǎo ruì: xíng, xíng, xíng, béng kuā le! shuō le bàn tiān xiǎo cōng bàn dòu fǔ |
| [16:38.162] | jì: bù yuàn yì chī nǐ bā lā kāi! èr pán shì jiǔ cài huā bàn dòu fǔ, |
| [16:52.262] | bǎo ruì: sān yī pán ne |
| [16:53.475] | jì: là jiāo hú bàn dòu fǔ. |
| [16:57.511] | bǎo ruì: sì yī pán zěn me yàng a?!! |
| [16:59.254] | jì: sì yī pán hǎo le, jiù jiǔ de liáng cài jiā yī kuài zi gē dào zuǐ lǐ shì gē zhī gē zhī de! |
| [17:05.885] | bǎo ruì: bàn hǎi zhé! |
| [17:06.836] | jì: luó bo pí bàn dòu fǔ! |
| [17:09.817] | |
| [17:21.106] | jì: nǐ bù yuàn yì chī nǐ bā lā kāi ya! |
| [17:24.372] | bǎo ruì: nà wǒ men chī shén me ya? |
| [17:25.813] | jì: nǐ chī nà wǔ wǎn dà cài ya. |
| [17:29.007] | bǎo ruì: dà cài xǔ cuò bù liǎo. tóu yī wǎn shén me? |
| [17:35.383] | jì: dà bái cài áo dòu fǔ! dà cài ya |
| [17:48.926] | jì: xiǎo bái lái ér dùn dòu fǔ. |
| [17:53.303] | bǎo ruì: sān yī wǎn? |
| [17:55.242] | jì: duān shàng lái nǐ yī kàn, yǒu hóng de yǒu bái de nǐ ná kuài zi chī bù liǎo, dé ná sháo kuài zhe chī |
| [18:01.975] | bǎo ruì: huì quán dīng |
| [18:02.997] | jì: zhū xuè huì dòu fǔ! |
| [18:05.295] | bǎo ruì: jiù gē diǎn zhū xuè wa! sì yī wǎn? |
| [18:09.782] | jì: sì wǎn duān shàng lái nǐ kàn ba, shàng tou shì yī céng huáng yóu wa! |
| [18:15.668] | bǎo ruì: huáng mèn lì zǐ jī? |
| [18:16.991] | jì: yóu zhá sù dòu fǔ! |
| [18:18.523] | bǎo ruì: ō! zhè yòu guò le guò yóu zhè gè, wǔ yī wǎn chī shén me!!! |
| [18:22.804] | jì: wǔ wǎn kě hǎo le, wèi zēng duān shàng lái xiān hǎn yī shēng:" jiè guāng le jiè guāng le, |
| [18:29.804] | gěi tā men shuō xiàng sheng de shàng le hǎi wèi le!" |
| [18:33.071] | bǎo ruì: bā hǎi shēn |
| [18:34.119] | jì: xiǎo xiā mǐ ér gū dū dòu fǔ, nà lǐ bian r hái yǒu xiǎo páng xiè ér nǎ! |
| [18:43.973] | bǎo ruì: wǒ zhī dào, hái yǒu xiǎo yú ér ne, bù qù!, hǎo ma, chī wán le wǒ men huí bù lái le, |
| [18:55.973] | wǒ men tuǐ dōu ruǎn le |
| [18:59.283] | jì: nǐ bù yuàn yì chī nǐ bā lā kāi ya! hái yǒu dà qiàng pán |
| [19:04.921] | bǎo ruì: dà qiàng pán hái shì dòu fǔ wa? |
| [19:09.905] | jì: méi yǒu. dà qiàng pán zài yǒu dòu fǔ jiù suàn nǐ fá wǒ |
| [19:12.837] | bǎo ruì: zài yǒu dòu fǔ nǐ shòu fá? |
| [19:13.760] | jì: wǒ xiān bù shuō zhè shén me dōng xī le, wǒ xiān shuō zhè gè dōng xī de zuò fǎ, nǐ tīng yī tīng |
| [19:20.929] | jì: yào shì chī zhè zhǒng dōng xī nǐ dé qǐ zǎo diǎn ér ya, zài sì gēng duō bú dào wǔ gēng tiān, dào shì shàng mǎi, |
| [19:20.929] | sì jīn duō yí kuài ér huò wǔ liù jīn yí kuài de dōu yǒu wa, bǎ tā mǎi huí lái, zhǎo kǒu dà chái guō dào shàng liǎng tiāo zi shuǐ, |
| [19:30.929] | bǎ tā fàng zài guō lǐ biān lián zhǔ dài dùn, diǎn jù mò lā fēng xiāng, nà gè fēng xiāng lā dé hū dā dā, hū dā dā |
| [19:35.929] | nà gè shuǐ ya, kāi dé shì gū dū dū, gū dū dū! jiàn nà me qī bā gè kāi ér, ná tiě gōu zi bǎ zhè wán yì ér dā chū |
| [19:40.929] | lái, yòng niè zi gěi tā nà máo dōu zé gān jìng le kě bù néng xià shuǐ tǒng a, nǐ men dù fèn ruǎn nǎ, fàng dào àn bǎn shàng gěi |
| [19:45.929] | tā liàng liáng le. de yòng dāo zi qiè, shì qiè le piàn, piàn le qiè, qiè le piàn, piàn le qiè qiè hǎo ná guò dà qiàng pán |
| [19:50.929] | lái bǎ suì de mǎ dào dǐ xià, zhěng de mǎ dào shàng tou, mǎ gè wǔ huā sān céng a yǐ zhàng zhe zán zhè zuó liào ér gāng zhe dé le, |
| [19:56.929] | yǒu xiāng cài mò r jiǔ cài huā ér jiàng yóu là jiāo yóu táng suàn liào jiǔ dà suàn bàn ér, bàn hǎo le zuó liào, nǐ |
| [20:10.929] | bā lā zhe chī ya |
| [20:11.903] | bǎo ruì: bái zhǔ ròu? |
| [20:13.029] | jì: dòu fǔ zhā ya! |
| [20:14.473] | bǎo ruì: dòu fǔ zhā ya! |
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