Lesson 89  A slip of the tongue

Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue 歌词

歌曲 Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue
歌手 英语听力
专辑 新概念英语(第二册)
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[00:01.080] --- Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue
[00:07.560] --- First listen and then answer the question.
[00:13.720] --- Who made the only funny joke that evening and why?
[00:20.520] People will do anything to see a free show -- even if it is a bad one.
[00:27.160] When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company,
[00:37.080] we all rushed to see it.
[00:40.080] We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began.
[00:49.960] Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen.
[00:55.480] Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come.
[01:05.280] The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme.
[01:12.840] He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone.
[01:21.000] As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing.
[01:27.320] We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was:
[01:34.520] 'This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!'^“
[01:43.680] --- end
[00:01.080] Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue
[00:07.560] First listen and then answer the question.
[00:13.720] Who made the only funny joke that evening and why?
[00:20.520] People will do anything to see a free show even if it is a bad one.
[00:27.160] When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company,
[00:37.080] we all rushed to see it.
[00:40.080] We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began.
[00:49.960] Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen.
[00:55.480] Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come.
[01:05.280] The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme.
[01:12.840] He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone.
[01:21.000] As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing.
[01:27.320] We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was:
[01:34.520] ' This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!'"
[01:43.680] end
[00:01.080] Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue
[00:07.560] First listen and then answer the question.
[00:13.720] Who made the only funny joke that evening and why?
[00:20.520] People will do anything to see a free show even if it is a bad one.
[00:27.160] When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company,
[00:37.080] we all rushed to see it.
[00:40.080] We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began.
[00:49.960] Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen.
[00:55.480] Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come.
[01:05.280] The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme.
[01:12.840] He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone.
[01:21.000] As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing.
[01:27.320] We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was:
[01:34.520] ' This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!'"
[01:43.680] end
[00:01.080] 口误
[00:07.560] ^听录音,然后回答以下问题。
[00:13.720]
[00:20.520] ^人们总要想尽办法看不花钱的演出--哪怕是拙劣的演出。
[00:27.160] ^当“皮尤”鸟食公司将在我们当地影院演出喜剧节目的消息传开后,
[00:37.080] ^我们都赶紧跑去观看。
[00:40.080] ^我们不得不排了好几个小时才进得场去。在演出开始前场内肯定已有好几百人了。
[00:49.960] ^不幸的是,这次演出是我们看过的最乏味的演出了。
[00:55.480] ^那些没能进到场内的人没有必要感到失望,因为很多应该出场的专业演员都没有来。
[01:05.280] ^那天晚上唯一有趣的事情是节目开始时那个报幕员的开场白。
[01:12.840] ^他显然非常紧张,局促不安地在麦克风前站了好几分钟。
[01:21.000] ^但他刚一开口说话,人们便哄堂大笑起来。
[01:27.320] ^我们都明白那个可怜的人应该说些什么,而他实际说的却是:
[01:34.520] 这是‘浦伊’鸟食公司,好女士们,晚上和先生们!”
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Lesson 89  A slip of the tongue 歌词
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