Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue - 歌词

[00:01.080]	--- Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue
[00:07.560]	--- First listen and then answer the question.
[00:13.720]	--- Who made the only funny joke that evening and why?
[00:20.520]	People will do anything to see a free show -- even if it is a bad one.
[00:27.160]	When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company,
[00:37.080]	we all rushed to see it.
[00:40.080]	We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began.
[00:49.960]	Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen.
[00:55.480]	Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come.
[01:05.280]	The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme.
[01:12.840]	He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone.
[01:21.000]	As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing.
[01:27.320]	We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was:
[01:34.520]	'This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!'^“
[01:43.680]	--- end

[00:01.080]	Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue
[00:07.560]	First listen and then answer the question.
[00:13.720]	Who made the only funny joke that evening and why?
[00:20.520]	People will do anything to see a free show even if it is a bad one.
[00:27.160]	When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company,
[00:37.080]	we all rushed to see it.
[00:40.080]	We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began.
[00:49.960]	Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen.
[00:55.480]	Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come.
[01:05.280]	The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme.
[01:12.840]	He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone.
[01:21.000]	As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing.
[01:27.320]	We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was:
[01:34.520]	' This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!'"
[01:43.680]	end

[00:01.080]	kǒu wù
[00:07.560]	tīng lù yīn, rán hòu huí dá yǐ xià wèn tí.
[00:13.720]
[00:20.520]	rén men zǒng yào xiǎng jǐn bàn fǎ kàn bù huā qián de yǎn chū nǎ pà shì zhuō liè de yǎn chū.
[00:27.160]	dāng" pí yóu" niǎo shí gōng sī jiāng zài wǒ men dāng dì yǐng yuàn yǎn chū xǐ jù jié mù dì xiāo xī chuán kāi hòu,
[00:37.080]	wǒ men dōu gǎn jǐn pǎo qù guān kàn.
[00:40.080]	wǒ men bù dé bù pái le hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí cái jìn dé chǎng qù. zài yǎn chū kāi shǐ qián chǎng nèi kěn dìng yǐ yǒu hǎo jǐ bǎi rén le.
[00:49.960]	bù xìng de shì, zhè cì yǎn chū shì wǒ men kàn guò de zuì fá wèi de yǎn chū le.
[00:55.480]	nèi xiē méi néng jìn dào chǎng nèi de rén méi yǒu bì yào gǎn dào shī wàng, yīn wèi hěn duō yīng gāi chū chǎng de zhuān yè yǎn yuán dōu méi yǒu lái.
[01:05.280]	nà tiān wǎn shàng wéi yī yǒu qù de shì qíng shì jié mù kāi shǐ shí nà gè bào mù yuán de kāi chǎng bái.
[01:12.840]	tā xiǎn rán fēi cháng jǐn zhāng, jú cù bù ān dì zài mài kè fēng qián zhàn le hǎo jǐ fēn zhōng.
[01:21.000]	dàn tā gāng yī kāi kǒu shuō huà, rén men biàn hōng táng dà xiào qǐ lái.
[01:27.320]	wǒ men dōu míng bái nà gè kě lián de rén yīng gāi shuō xiē shén me, ér tā shí jì shuō de què shì:
[01:34.520]	zhè shì' pǔ yī' niǎo shí gōng sī, hǎo nǚ shì men, wǎn shàng hé xiān shēng men!"
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