第二集

第二集 歌词

歌曲 第二集
歌手 郭德纲
专辑 丑娘娘
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[00:03.58] 道德三皇五帝
[00:05.08] 功名夏侯商周
[00:06.78] 五霸七雄闹春秋
[00:08.20] 顷刻兴亡过手
[00:10.46] 青史几行名姓
[00:12.43] 北邙无数荒丘
[00:14.42] 前人播种后人收
[00:16.82] 说什么龙争虎斗
[00:20.88] 接演长篇单口相声 《丑娘娘》
[00:25.35] 这个 人要是一丑啊
[00:29.84] 比这个俊啊 还受人注意
[00:33.15] 不光受人注意
[00:35.76] 连妖精都怕她
[00:37.76] 深宫内院夜半子时
[00:41.91] “噌愣愣”一声
[00:43.44] 烟雾缭绕蹦出一妖精来
[00:46.40] 长得这个寒碜哪 狰狞恐怖 难看
[00:51.88] 没想到这妖精敲着这位无盐娘娘当时就愣了
[00:57.97] 这个妖精的内心起了一种悔过的心态——要学好!
[01:09.61] 转身就跑啊
[01:12.77] 娘娘不干哪
[01:15.99] 啊口口声声你是妖精长这么好看
[01:21.72] 不许你打着妖精的旗号再骗人!
[01:27.96] 前边跑后边就追把这妖精吓得呀
[01:33.99] “救命啊!有鬼啊!”
[01:39.36] 一前一后这两位在深宫内院可就跑开了
[01:44.78] 皇宫内院这房子是不计其数
[01:48.60] 单说昭阳正院也得百十来间房子
[01:52.27] 好,出了这屋进那屋
[01:55.57] 打这门出去奔那窗户两道火光
[01:59.41] 整个昭阳正院俩妖精打起来了
[02:04.20] 这通乱哪,整整追了大半宿
[02:10.45] 天都快亮了 蒙蒙亮了
[02:13.58] 这妖精实在没劲了
[02:16.26] “咕咚”就跪下了
[02:18.95] “我错啦!
[02:21.17] 给我一个机会行不行?
[02:30.29] 我改了!
[02:33.24] 我明天蹲在皇宫门口当上马石都行。”
[02:37.68] 娘娘不干哪
[02:39.36] 娘娘很有正义感哪
[02:41.11] “非打死你不可!”
[02:42.62] 妖精站起来就跑啊
[02:45.98] 跑来跑去宫门以外有一个八宝琉璃井
[02:50.11] 来到这儿了一道火光“刺溜”一下子
[02:53.72] 这妖精就钻进去了
[02:56.41] 娘娘站的这一瞧“呀,它可跑了。”
[03:00.26] 这可不行
[03:01.88] 上天追你凌霄店入海追你水晶宫
[03:05.46] 佛爷头上金翅鸟拔你顶门三根翎!
[03:10.14] 咱俩这仗没完!
[03:13.36] 正准备下去了
[03:16.42] 耳边厢“噔噔噔噔”脚步声音来了一大帮宫娥太监殿前的武士都来了
[03:23.88] 怎么呢
[03:24.96] 天亮了
[03:26.02] 其实头天亮好些人就知道没人敢过来
[03:29.92] 这会一瞧天也亮了而且来说影影绰绰觉着这个妖精呀跳了井了
[03:37.22] 娘娘站在井边这儿掳胳膊挽袖子正打算往下走呢
[03:41.29] 呼啦超全过来了
[03:42.59] 拦着点:“娘娘,娘娘,穷妖精末追呀。”
[03:48.85] “你怎么知道它没钱?”
[03:53.06] “不是,不是那个词儿啊
[03:54.55] 原来这个词儿叫穷寇莫追现如今换了妖精了
[03:59.12] 杀妖精不过头点地雨过地皮湿
[04:03.96] 娘娘您给它留一个机会吧啊?”
[04:06.69] “不成!
[04:07.50] 我得下去
[04:08.51] 我要瞧瞧它到底呀它是什么变的
[04:11.56] 看看它有家大人没有!
[04:13.21] 我得找它去!”
[04:15.68] 这儿说着呢
[04:16.93] 耳边厢听得脚步声音
[04:18.85] 文武群臣簇拥着这位齐宣王来了
[04:23.19] 齐宣王啊
[04:24.69] 刚刚睁眼
[04:25.90] 有太监来报,说
[04:27.49] “启禀大王千岁
[04:29.04] 昭阳正院出了事儿了国母预见妖精了。”
[04:35.00] 齐宣王“噌”就起来了
[04:35.65] “太好了,这话是真的么?别骗我啊。”
[04:39.65] “真碰见了。”
[04:41.76] “妖精把他吃了么?”
[04:43.54] “够呛,看这意思她能把妖精吃了。”
[04:48.06] “哎呀我的娘
[04:48.67] 走啊咱们赶紧去看看给妖精加把劲儿去。”
[04:57.46] 来到这儿一瞧啊
[04:58.96] 娘娘正准备下井呢
[05:02.18] 齐宣王很高兴啊
[05:03.80] “让她下
[05:04.45] 快……快……快……你你……下井
[05:07.83] 你不是要抓妖精么?”
[05:09.31] “对啊,大王千岁,啊我打算下井。”
[05:12.57] “好啊,你下啊,快点下啊。”
[05:15.41] “下不去啊。你看这井口还没我腰粗呢。”
[05:19.73] “这不要了亲命么,我往里推你行么?”
[05:23.39] “大王,你这什么意思?”
[05:24.84] “我这是帮你,我帮你做好事
[05:27.90] 你下去看看妖精是怎么一回事啊。”
[05:29.97] “好,我下去可以
[05:32.59] 我探一探妖精到底是什么变的
[05:35.48] 为了我大齐国江山社稷我今天下井捉妖
[05:40.99] 可有一节
[05:41.44] 大王千岁
[05:42.53] 你要应允我这三件事。”
[05:45.54] “好,你说
[05:46.49] 只要你下去一万件都行
[05:48.10] 你说吧。”
[05:49.88] “第一,我要你肋下的龙泉宝剑,我要它来护身。”
[05:56.02] “好,给你。舍了,不要了
[06:02.73] 第二件事呢?”
[06:05.29] “第二件事情,我要你在井口这儿等着我,
[06:09.09] 你等我三天可以吗?”
[06:12.93] “没问题!
[06:14.19] 五十天、一年我都能等。你下去吧。”
[06:19.24] “这第三件事情我如果三天后要是不回来
[06:24.62] 你把井口填死免得妖精出来害人。”
[06:29.60] “太好了!太好了!我一定填死省得你出来害人。”
[06:34.64] “啊?”
[06:35.43] “不……说错了说错了,省得妖精害人。”
[06:38.92] “好,列位文武大人,
[06:42.32] 倘若说有个一差二错回不来,
[06:45.13] 没别的,
[06:46.03] 望你等大家赤胆忠心辅保我大齐社稷。
[06:50.46] 文武群臣真有这眼窝浅的,
[06:53.09] 眼泪都下来了:“娘娘啊,您多保重啊。”
[06:56.76] 宣王直摆手
[06:57.62] “你说这个干什么,
[06:57.96] 说这个……给你吧,
[07:00.40] 天不早了,快去吧。
[07:02.32] 祝你成功,快点吧。”
[07:05.94] 娘娘站起身来来到井口这儿,
[07:08.40] 使劲的往下蹭。
[07:09.72] 娘娘太胖了比井口都胖,
[07:11.65] 蹭了半天“咕噜”一下子人就下去了。
[07:14.70] 把宣王乐的“哎呦我的娘哎,
[07:17.52] 把井口盖上快点!
[07:20.22] 再等她回来快点!”
[07:21.97] 文武群臣说“这哪行啊,大王千岁不说好了三天……”
[07:25.31] “我等不了了我这。赶紧!赶紧!”
[07:28.28] 有人过来弄过几块青石板嘁哧咔嚓把井口盖上,
[07:32.09] 又弄了很多土把这块堆好了上边又种了几棵花椒树,
[07:36.89] 据说花椒是辟邪的,
[07:39.21] 都弄好了宣王踏实了。
[07:41.04] “哎呀呵,俺的娘,
[07:42.91] 两世为人啊。
[07:45.40] 我是又活上来了,
[07:46.47] 走吧,
[07:47.77] 中午跟厨子说弄点面条咱们庆祝一下吧。”
[07:51.73] 齐宣王走了。
[07:53.19] 再说这位无盐娘娘,
[07:54.97] 顺着井口往下走开始啊这个道儿很窄,
[07:58.53] 走着走着是越走越宽越走越宽,
[08:02.30] 再往前是平坦大道。
[08:04.83] “嚯,这是什么地方呢?”
[08:07.40] 猛然间瞧见前边有一团火光娘娘乐了,
[08:12.12] 甭问哪,
[08:13.28] 这就是那妖精哪。
[08:14.97] “嗨!大胆妖孽,哪里走!”
[08:19.49] 往前追。
[08:21.24] 前边这火光啊,
[08:22.51] 真是这妖精,
[08:23.89] 这妖精一回头
[08:24.87] “呵,你有完没完哪你!”
[08:28.68] “喏喏喏”往前就跑啊
[08:31.03] 就瞧一团火光都瞧不见身影了,
[08:34.24] 火光里边隐隐约约传出来抽泣的声音。
[08:38.38] 妖精一边哭一边跑啊“哪有天理呀?!”
[08:44.16] 往前走娘娘后边追,
[08:47.51] 按现在钟点说跑了有半个来小时吧猛然间前边,
[08:51.55] 嚯,越来越宽敞
[08:54.98] 有一块平坦之地两旁边哪种的各种的树,
[08:59.32] 什么都有,
[09:00.17] 槡柳榆槐啊,
[09:01.19] 呵!而且前边有一所大宅院,
[09:03.89] 门分左右,
[09:06.20] 这股子红光“呜”进去了。
[09:09.23] 娘娘一瞧,
[09:10.34] 嘿甭问了,
[09:11.14] 这个妖精哪这是它们家,
[09:13.84] 我得进去,
[09:14.81] 不管是大妖精、小妖精、花妖精、麻子妖精各式各样的
[09:18.89] 今天到我手里谁也好不了,
[09:20.73] 把你们都掏出来!
[09:22.85] 迈步刚要进去,
[09:24.54] 由打里边金光护体出来一帮人。
[09:28.14] 为首有一位老道姑,
[09:29.98] 脸上皱纹堆垒,
[09:32.39] 头发雪白一根不乱梳得整整齐齐,
[09:35.78] 脸上很慈祥,
[09:37.68] 穿着一身道装手里拿着一根拂尘。
[09:39.19] 拿手一指她:“孩子,你来啦?”
[09:44.00] “啊,你是妖精什么人?”
[09:48.57] “咳,姑娘,
[09:50.29] 你不认识我啊?
[09:52.07] 哈哈哈哈,
[09:53.94] 来来来进来进来。”
[09:55.74] 一伸手“嘭”把娘娘手抓住了。
[09:58.95] 按照娘娘这脾气就该一拨愣她,
[10:01.86] 没想到一抬手没抬动,
[10:04.25] 一琢磨没有人家劲大,
[10:06.15] 跟着进去吧。
[10:06.96] 迈步来到里边,
[10:07.97] 一瞧里边啊,
[10:08.90] 嚯,好几个姑娘两边站的。
[10:14.67] 有沏茶的、倒水的、削水果的、包桔子的干嘛的都有。
[10:15.87] “坐这儿坐这儿坐这儿。”
[10:17.05] 老太太坐在这边无盐娘娘坐在那边。
[10:19.37] “嗨,干嘛的你是,你妖精什么人哪?”
[10:22.53] “唉,傻孩子,你不认识我啊?
[10:25.43] 我跟你说啊,我是梨山老母,我是神仙。”、
[10:32.46] “啊,神仙?没瞧出来呀,怎么住这么隐蔽的地方?
[10:40.54] 你这神仙不能见人是怎么着。”
[10:41.92] “傻孩子,你呀不是钟离春哪。
[10:46.33] 你把上辈子事儿你全忘了。
[10:48.65] 你是玉皇大帝的六姑娘啊,
[10:51.71] 想当初是如此这么般这么般如此……
[10:54.57] 你才打下凡尘要拯救黎民百姓啊。”
[10:58.75] “是啊,我怎么想不起来了?”
[11:01.88] “对啊,你这一下凡这脑子就凝住了,
[11:05.35] 不要紧的以后慢慢慢慢你全能明白。
[11:08.69] 你刚才不是找一妖精么?我跟你说啊,
[11:11.03] 那个不是妖精,那是瀚海麒麟。
[11:14.04] 因为犯了错了打在这儿,
[11:16.56] 实际上是等着你,
[11:18.41] 你以后要保大齐的天下没有坐骑不行,
[11:20.76] 瀚海麒麟变成一匹马让你骑着。
[11:24.15] 来呀,把它牵进来。”
[11:25.81] 有姑娘出去把这马牵进来。
[11:29.08] 一瞧这马,
[11:29.67] 头至尾够长二,
[11:30.73] 蹄至背八尺五,
[11:32.24] 脑瓜顶有一撮毛这毛拧着往上长这叫头上长角,
[11:36.48] 肚子底下这毛啊
[11:37.91] 拧着成一片一片的跟鳞似的这叫肋下生鳞,
[11:42.65] 而且这脚底下这蹄子跟牛一样四个蹄子分八瓣,
[11:46.73] 不像马似的,
[11:48.40] 这嘴啊咧开了长里边上下交错四个大獠牙——宝马良驹。
[11:53.88] “以后你就骑着它,
[11:55.73] 它驮着你转战南北辅保大齐的天下。
[11:59.67] 这还有一套黄金的铠甲也是给你预备的,
[12:02.70] 来呀,抬过这口三齐定齐刀。”
[12:07.20] 有人把刀抬出来了,
[12:09.07] “这口大刀以后就是你的衬手的兵刃。
[12:11.41] 胯下马、掌中刀穿好这身黄金铠甲辅保大齐,
[12:15.56] 听见了吗?”
[12:16.87] “听见了,那我谢谢您吧。”
[12:18.81] “别客气,你要回去从这儿可走不了了。”
[12:21.81] “为什么呢?”
[12:23.55] “你下来齐宣王把井口填上了,
[12:27.46] 你呀得从这边走。
[12:29.25] 咱们这还有一趟道,
[12:31.04] 从这出去转过俩弯,
[12:32.81] 瀚海麒麟认识道,
[12:34.50] 它能带着你去到皇宫内院找齐宣王。”
[12:38.40] “好嘞!”
[12:40.30] 一伸手先把那黄金铠甲拿过来从头到下穿好了。
[12:44.04] 嚯,越发的精神,就是这脸上好看不了。
[12:48.80] 手里攥着这口定齐刀翻身上了瀚海麒麟,
[12:52.50] 有仙童引路顺着里边出来一瞧啊,
[12:56.14] 皇宫内院的外墙。
[12:58.25] 转了两圈转回来还真跑到八宝琉璃井看,
[13:01.98] 一瞧啊,当时气坏了。
[13:03.86] 怎么呢
[13:05.13] 井口上边有石头有土有花椒树
[13:08.20] 不由得叁失神暴跳不灵豪气腾空两太阳冒火七窍生烟,
[13:13.33] 娘娘改了拔火罐了。
[13:15.60] “啊!我刚下去你就把井口填死!
[13:18.07] 真真欺人太甚!
[13:19.77] 喳喳喳喳……哇呀呀呀!”
[13:22.04] 两腿一使劲瀚海麒麟说:
[13:23.93] “您得轻点,这受不了。
[13:27.05] 两军阵前还行,您这没事就这样我可受不了。”
[13:30.07] “别说话让人听见啊我告诉你。
[13:32.38] 我要说你是原来那妖精他们大伙得剁了你知道嘛,
[13:34.61] 别说话。”
[13:35.77] 骑着瀚海麒麟赶奔午朝门。
[13:39.38] 银安殿上齐宣王正高兴呢:
[13:42.12] “哎呀你看,今天是一个普天同庆的日子,
[13:45.64] 是一个好日子,
[13:47.34] 从明年开始啊今天就算国庆节了,
[13:51.89] 而且从明年开始今天就算寡人我的生日了,
[13:55.56] 我又活了一次,我真是很高兴啊。”
[13:59.17] 正说着由打底下“噔噔噔噔噔”黄门关来了“万岁,大事不好。”
[14:04.90] “什么事啊?什么事都压不倒我,
[14:07.30] 现如今我这个心腹大患去掉了,
[14:10.21] 孤王我现在是又恢复了自由身,
[14:13.29] 什么事我也不害怕知道不?
[14:16.78] 你告诉我什么事吧?”
[14:17.85] “娘娘来了。”
[14:19.01] “哎呀我的娘啊,你看错了吧,你看错了。”
[14:24.41] “没错,就是她。
[14:25.94] 这回来还不一样了,
[14:27.36] 从上到下金盔金甲手拿的三平定齐刀,
[14:30.89] 您瞧瞧怎么办哪?”
[14:33.31] “呀,怎么着全副武装了?
[14:36.13] 哎呀我的娘呀,
[14:37.08] 她空着手我都打不过她,
[14:38.94] 她拿了刀怎么办啊这个事闹得。”
[14:41.19] “这怎么办呢?
[14:42.40] 哎大王您不如找晏婴晏丞相给您出一主意。”
[14:46.30] “嗯,好。”
[14:47.92] 文班中晏丞相出来了,“大王这个事我管不了。”
[14:51.78] “你怎么管不了呢?”
[14:54.10] “您填井口的时候我可不在,
[14:57.11] 我要在我得拦着您,
[14:58.22] 没有这么办事的,言而无信呢!
[15:00.99] 现如今娘娘来了,天塌地陷多大事得您自己扛。”
[15:05.55] “对!我自己扛,你还别向着我,知道不?
[15:11.09] 天塌地陷我自己扛!
[15:13.40] 我不怕这个,我要做泰山顶上一青松你知道不?
[15:17.96] 我是想扛,我他娘的扛得住么?
[15:22.33] 你说吧你提条件吧,怎么着你能帮着我。”
[15:25.39] “大王千岁,您是君王我是臣子,臣子岂能要挟君王?
[15:30.26] 不过此事要成……”
[15:35.38] “三条?
[15:36.72] 我知道了,她下井的时候跟我说了三条,
[15:39.85] 哦我明白了,你有三条计策能对她这三条是不是?”
[15:45.90] “我要三千两黄金。”
[15:47.30] “呀……哎呀你太万恶了你呀!寡人有难你不帮助我。”
[15:55.33] “没办法,大王千岁您这事得三千两黄金才能了。”
[16:00.08] “你这……你这不是难为我么。”
[16:02.43] 齐宣王最财迷知道嘛,
[16:04.43] 平时自己日常生活给自己都订好了,
[16:07.10] 每天吃饭不许超过多少菜米饭不许超过多少粒,
[16:10.58] 那厨子都快累死了。“要三千两?”
[16:13.81] “要不然管不了。”
[16:15.12] “行,寡人我答应你,你说吧。”
[16:16.91] “那好,您把娘娘请上殿来一切都有我呢。”
[16:21.38] “好!有请娘娘。”
[16:23.27] 话音刚落,
[16:24.29] 再瞧娘娘骑着瀚海麒麟
[16:26.86] 由打底下“哗啦哗啦哗啦”直上银安殿,
[16:29.59] 宣王一瞧
[16:30.98] “完了完了,她拿这里当了跑马场了这是,
[16:33.78] 一点都不尊敬我啊哎呀。
[16:36.99] 我说娘娘你回来了?你怎么这会儿才回来?”
[16:42.71] “呔!昏王啊,言而无信你哪里还有这夫妻的情分哪?”
[16:48.82] “你别冤枉我,晏丞相……嗯……这个……嗯。”
[16:54.56] “啊?”
[16:55.37] “嗯。”怎么呢,我花钱了,你说吧。
[16:57.52] 丞相过来了
[16:58.45] “娘娘啊,是这么回事,你呢也别埋怨大王千岁,
[17:03.79] 您入井之后能大王千岁呢
[17:06.29] 确实是趴在井边是连声的痛哭,
[17:08.75] 后来呀这个洞口呀往上直冒黑烟。
[17:12.07] 我们恐怕妖怪出来伤到大王千岁
[17:15.16] 没办法才把井口掩上的,
[17:17.64] 到现在大王心里边还不是滋味呢。
[17:20.30] 瞧,大王还哭着呢。”
[17:22.15] “啊,对!哭着呢。唉呀我这心里不少滋味啊!”
[17:25.47] “哦,是真的么?”
[17:28.99] 丞相冲她挤了挤眼
[17:31.21] “哦行!你要冲我挤眼我就听见了。”
[17:35.50] 这怎么说出来了这个。
[17:37.47] “既然如此这个事既往不咎,
[17:41.46] 我说大王千岁啊,
[17:43.34] 现如今你我二人已然成亲,
[17:46.18] 昨晚,你可没去昭阳正院。
[17:48.95] 小妃我一会儿回去卸下我黄金铠甲梳妆打扮,
[17:54.21] 我要化一化妆抹一抹眼描一描嘴,
[17:57.26] 我就在昭阳正院等着您来咱们要龙凤呈祥。”
[18:03.68] 转身就走,“噔噔噔噔噔”下了银安殿。
[18:08.15] 文武群臣过来:“大王!大王!大王……大王……”
[18:15.41] 半天的工夫:
[18:18.02] “唉呀我的亲娘呀,唉呀,你们谁宰了我呀,
[18:22.92] 你们救了我就得了。
[18:25.18] 还有别的办法吗?晏丞相……晏丞相?”
[18:28.97] “大王千岁啊。”
[18:30.21] “我问你,这个事儿怎么办?”
[18:31.74] “这事……”
[18:33.01] “呀这么些个!不是给了一个这个了吗?”
[18:39.10] “这个是刚才那事,这个是这回这事。”
[18:42.35] “太贵了这个。你……”
[18:44.33] “那没办法了。”
[18:46.16] “你……你……行!一会儿一块领吧!
[18:49.63] 一共就是七个了是吧?
[18:51.59] 寡人我言而有信
[18:53.04] 晏丞相你说吧这个事儿怎么办呢。”
[18:55.79] “哦,这事这样,您哪 散朝之后别去昭阳正院,
[19:01.92] 去西宫夏院,西宫高娘娘有好主意给您出。”
[19:08.44] “呀,你怎么知道的?”
[19:11.48] “为臣我能掐会算哪。”
[19:13.58] “哦,高娘娘能给我出主意,好!
[19:17.21] 那你看你这个四千是不是就给她了?”
[19:19.53] “不这不成,这是我告诉您的。
[19:22.16] 要不然以后您有事我可不管您。”
[19:24.83] “别介,以后我有事还得求着你呢。
[19:27.66] 行,来啊摆驾。”
[19:30.31] 大小太监围着来在了西宫,
[19:33.93] 一瞧西宫娘娘高金锭这儿等着呢。
[19:37.19] 呵捣哧的这漂亮呀,
[19:39.70] 今年刚刚十九岁,
[19:41.43] 长得没有这么好看的,脸这白呀太白了!
[19:44.66] 一瞧娘娘这好看——眉梢眼角说不尽这万种的风情;
[19:50.93] 一走起来那这两步——风摆荷叶雨润芭蕉!
[19:55.03] 袅袅婷婷来在外边迎接大王千岁
[19:58.63] 齐宣王看着就乐:
[20:00.44] “长得多好看呢,
[20:02.28] 那小脸蛋长得跟烩豆腐似的,
[20:05.54] 你看那嘴巴子跟溜豆腐似的,
[20:07.65] 那个脑门跟冻豆腐似的。”
[20:09.60] 皇上也没吃过别的,就认豆腐。
[20:12.77] 来的里边往这一坐酒菜齐备了,
[20:16.18] 娘娘高金锭拿过杯来倒好了酒:
[20:18.95] “大王千岁,您喝一杯吧。”
[20:21.44] “唉,我喝什么喝。
[20:22.98] 我这个心里不是滋味。
[20:25.03] 我说爱妃呀,又没有好主意给我出出?”
[20:28.71] “哦,您怎么了?”
[20:30.69] “怎么了,你还不知道么?
[20:32.40] 我这不是又给你娶了一个皇姐么,
[20:35.83] 正宫娘娘长得跟妖精似的。
[20:38.10] 现如今她在昭阳正院等着我呢,
[20:40.95] 让我跟她入洞房去,你有办法没有啊?”
[20:44.85] “呦,大王千岁您喜欢她不喜欢她?”
[20:49.48] “我能喜欢她么我!多寒碜,我不能要她啊。”
[20:53.34] “您要不要她就把她去了吧。”
[20:57.03] “去了?怎么去?”
[20:59.78] “您舍得舍不得?”
[21:02.18] “我舍得!那有什么舍不得!
[21:04.55] 我求之不得呀!你有这个办法么?”
[21:08.23] “我跟您说啊,我有一把九曲歪把转心壶,
[21:14.27] 这把壶里边能同时装两种酒,
[21:17.93] 壶把上有一开关,
[21:19.45] 一按开关这边倒的就是好酒,
[21:22.83] 再一按这边倒的就是毒酒。”
[21:24.43] “呵,你还有这个高科技的东西呢?
[21:28.72] 哎这好啊这个,你打算怎么着呢?”
[21:31.98] “我上那儿去见见她去,
[21:33.74] 不管怎么说娘娘来了我还没瞧见她呢。
[21:36.74] 我跟她一块喝酒拿毒酒把她药死,
[21:39.67] 这事不就完了么。”
[21:42.11] “这个主意实在是太好了,
[21:44.36] 我顺便问一句你把这个壶带进宫来这是干什么用的这是?”
[21:49.72] “哦,这也没别的,这是我爸爸给我的陪嫁。”
[21:52.49] “我的亲娘呀,人人都得防啊,太危险了!
[21:57.34] 那你去吧,
[21:58.44] 你要是能把她灭了没有别的,
[22:00.35] 正宫国母就事你的了。”
[22:02.77] “我遵旨。”
[22:04.34] 站起身来吩咐宫娥太监准备了一桌上等的酒席
[22:08.42] 又在这把转心壶里边准备好两种酒辞别了齐宣王赶奔昭阳正院。
[22:16.11] 昭阳正院里边啊,
[22:19.05] 这位无盐娘娘已经化好妆了,
[22:20.47] 脸上抹了四斤粉跟攒腻子似的,
[22:24.41] 抹完连鼻子都看不见了这就俩黑窟窿,
[22:27.88] 描眉、打鬓、抹的腮红、化的口红,
[22:35.33] 都化完了自个儿拿过镜子来:
[22:37.02] “也别怪他害怕,我自个儿都慎得慌。”
[22:42.31] 洗了吧,打水又都洗了。
[22:44.78] 洗完坐这儿等着“怎么还不来,怎么会事?我这儿等着还不来。”
[22:50.82] 正说着,
[22:51.90] 大太监近来了:
[22:52.79] “西宫娘娘高金锭给您这儿献酒来了。”
[22:55.94] “好让她进来吧。”
[22:57.50] 由打外边进来就这两步走,
[22:59.35] 呵!娘娘叹了口气,
[23:03.10] “你瞧人家这两步走袅袅婷婷的,
[23:06.66] 那小腰随腰摆胯,
[23:08.86] 你看我这两步走跟狗熊似的,进来吧。”
[23:11.00] 来到这儿
[23:13.15] “扑通”跪下了:“我这儿参见皇姐。”
[23:15.80] “哦,你叫什么呀?”
[23:17.30] “我叫金锭。”
[23:18.92] “你看人家多会起名字,
[23:20.71] 要不皇上喜欢你呢,叫金腚。
[23:23.14] 我要叫个铁屁股也行啊
[23:25.57] 起来吧,你干嘛来了?”
[23:28.01] “呦,我这儿跟您喝酒来了,还没瞧见您了。”
[23:30.69] “坐下吧”分宾主落了座,酒菜摆上把这壶搁好了:
[23:34.93] “我跟您喝一杯吧。”
[23:38.52] “好!你跟我喝一杯?好!倒酒来!”
[23:43.87] 说一声这个,
[23:45.03] 再瞧西宫娘娘脸上汗“哗”就下来了。
[23:47.92] 太危险了,心说她咬人不咬人啊?
[23:52.41] 太慎得慌。
[23:53.80] 手里一哆嗦脸上变颜变色。
[23:57.49] 别看钟离春长得寒碜心眼儿她明白
[24:00.70] “哎,她怎么直哆嗦呀?”
[24:02.92] “嗨!怎么回事你!”
[24:04.91] “唉呀……呀,没事。”
[24:06.43] “没事你哆嗦什么!”
[24:08.10] “没……没哆嗦什么……”
[24:10.12] “手里拿的什么?”
[24:11.32] “拿的……拿的酒啊。”
[24:12.60] “是毒酒吗?”
[24:13.76] “是。”唉,说出来了。
[24:16.60] 一说出是毒酒,
[24:18.52] 无盐娘娘可就火了,
[24:19.82] 站身抡着巴掌“啪!”
[24:23.93] “哎?脑袋呢?”
[24:26.70] 一瞧跟上边了“嚯?力气太大点了,
[24:30.67] 死了?死了也不饶你!”
[24:33.25] 一脚踩的这边拿这手啊
[24:35.50] 一拉脚脖子,
[24:36.51] 搁的肩膀一长劲
[24:37.47] “咔嚓”一下子把人愣撕了。
[24:40.56] 踩住大胯拧脚脖子
[24:41.95] “咔嚓”把她大胯卸下来了,
[24:44.49] 扛着大腿往外就走,
[24:46.98] 找齐宣王算账去。
[24:48.92] 扛着腿一出宫门,
[24:49.86] 文武太监还问呢,
[24:51.66] “娘娘买肉去了?”怎么呢,跟扛着半扇猪似的。
[24:56.86] “噔噔噔噔噔”来到后宫找齐宣王。
[25:00.26] 宣王自个儿这正坐着呢,
[25:02.25] 心说我得听个信儿啊,
[25:03.57] 西宫娘娘到底是有谱没谱啊,
[25:05.66] 这事到底成得了成不了啊?
[25:07.84] 正琢磨着呢,
[25:08.77] 由打外面“噔噔噔噔噔噔”无盐娘娘来了
[25:11.65] “啪!”手里这条腿往这一搁,
[25:14.74] 齐宣王一瞧:
[25:16.06] “这是什么玩意啊?你买肉了?你打算干什么呀?”
[25:22.40] “干什么?嗨!齐宣王!田屁!”
[25:26.77] “我叫田辟疆。”
[25:28.66] “我懒得说那字,我问你你安的什么心?”
[25:32.92] “啊?我安的什么心?怎么的了?”
[25:35.30] “怎么的了,你打发西宫夏院 高金锭
[25:38.83] 说着是给我敬酒实际上里边是毒酒!我把她宰了!”
[25:43.09] “唉呀我的娘呀!你说宰就宰一个!”
[25:46.99] “漫说是这个,妖精又怎么样,我告诉你今天这事咱俩没完!”
[25:51.68] “呵,你没完我还没完呢!
[25:55.44] 啊你说宰就宰啊?
[25:58.17] 这是寡人我的娘娘,来啊,把她绑上!
[26:02.15] 推出去杀了!”
[26:04.46] 两旁边殿前武士“哗楞楞”往前走站的这儿冲娘娘乐。
[26:14.02] 无盐娘娘叹了口气,
[26:16.36] 自己呀是一个粗人不会说什么话,
[26:19.50] 可到这会儿这心里不是滋味,
[26:21.99] 一而再再而三做事实在是太过分了,
[26:26.06] 跟这样的人过日子也不会有什么幸福,
[26:29.50] 可叹自己贵为一国的皇娘啊,
[26:32.45] 现如今落了一个这个下场。
[26:34.45] 要说现如今打着打出去谁也拦不住自己,
[26:38.01] 可是回家之后啊觉着更没意思,
[26:41.51] 得了,死了就死了吧。
[26:43.76] 拿手一指殿前武士:“你们拿着铁链子是打算干嘛呀?”
[26:49.78] “没事。”
[26:57.21] “别害怕,捡起来。”
[26:59.59] “不不不不不……不不不不不……”
[27:02.84] “拿过来,把我捆上。”
[27:05.27] “娘娘您净闹着玩儿您。”
[27:10.21] “别怕,此乃国家的王法我认头了,来吧!”
[27:14.72] “娘娘您说这真的?您等着啊。”
[27:17.75] 捡起来了递给旁边这个“来你来,上,走走!”
[27:23.04] “怎么我去?”
[27:24.15] “废话,我是头儿!快去。娘娘您记着点,他弄的。”
[27:29.27] 武士过来“哗楞嘎嘣”把娘娘锁上
[27:32.33] “娘娘,您高升一步吧,咱有事外边说吧。”
[27:36.42] 娘娘叹了口气:
[27:37.88] “唉!”自己进宫跟皇上打算过日子无非是一场梦,
[27:43.15] 今天到这儿也没意思了
[27:45.37] “罢了,死了就死了吧!嗨!”
[27:48.34] 一跺脚又碎一块砖。转身出去直奔午朝门以外。
[27:52.89] 齐宣王这心里还不喧愤呢
[27:55.24] “太不像话了啊太不像话了,你说宰就宰了!你看看这事闹得。”
[28:01.09] 坐的这儿心里正琢磨这事呢,
[28:03.56] 由打外边“噔噔噔噔噔噔”皇门官进来了
[28:07.00] “大王千岁,晏婴晏丞相来了,要为娘娘保本。”
[28:12.77] “怎么这么烦呢他是,让他进来。”
[28:16.02] “哎。”
[28:16.66] 晏丞相进来了:“哎,我说大王千岁……”
[28:21.45] “你别说了,你赶紧回去把那个‘七’给我拿回来咱俩就算了了。”
[28:27.23] “那不我的了么。”
[28:28.28] “别废话了,现如今娘娘可惹了祸了,
[28:32.60] 我把她推出去开刀问斩这些个事儿今后谁也不许再提!”
[28:37.87] “大王千岁,盘古至今哪有开刀杀娘娘的道理呢?”
[28:43.25] “嗯?是啊,是啊,是没有啊。
[28:46.83] 可也没有娘娘杀娘娘的道理呀啊!我要杀她怎么着?”
[28:51.76] “大王千岁,倘若说这个消息传将出去天下人要耻笑我大齐。
[28:58.93] 这个事儿啊,我是另有好的主意。”
[29:02.92] “哦?你有好的主意啊?
[29:04.64] 哈哈哈哈,得这个吧?啊得这个吧?”
[29:09.63] “大王千岁,这免费啊这个。”
[29:11.44] “哦,你还有不要钱的时候?你说说我听听吧。”
[29:14.88] “现在这个事是这样的,
[29:17.10] 您哪把她打入在寒宫内院,
[29:21.24] 在那儿呢每天呢难为她,
[29:23.60] 给她五十斤棉花让她纺成细线,
[29:26.40] 一天让她喝四桶凉水吃八升小米,
[29:30.22] 吃不完打四十板子纺不出线打四十板子喝不完打四十板子,
[29:35.90] 有这样啊三、五天我估计把这人就折磨死了。”
[29:40.83] “呵,你这个主意真是高啊!
[29:44.07] 行,有一天你要是犯了错也这么对待你。
[29:48.10] 这主意不错,行传旨出去就照你说的办吧。”
[29:51.46] “是!”传旨出去,有人过来把链子摘了
[29:55.50] “娘娘啊,这回您不用死了。
[29:57.60] 啊这个大王千岁传旨下来把您打入寒宫冷院,
[30:01.74] 每天让您哪搓线而且让您哪喝凉水吃生小米,
[30:06.23] 哪样完不成打四十板子。”
[30:08.32] 娘娘叹了口气:“那还不如宰了我呢!”
[30:11.01] “不成,这是圣旨这么定的,
[30:13.95] 我们不能不答应。
[30:15.15] 来吧娘娘把娘娘送到寒宫冷院。”
[30:18.79] 国母皇娘钟离无盐被困在了寒宫以内不让出来。
[30:24.80] 齐宣王气不份儿啊,
[30:27.09] “你说说这个事儿啊,太不像话了,
[30:30.77] 我这个多好看的个娘娘西宫下院高金锭,
[30:34.90] 我哪找去多漂亮啊,长得那么好看那么白,
[30:39.44] 她说弄死就弄死了,太不像话了。”
[30:43.53] 正着急呢,皇门官进来了::
[30:45.87] “启禀大王千岁,出了事儿了。”
[30:48.37] “什么事儿啊?”
[30:49.68] “现有燕国使臣魏金英前来献宝。”
[30:54.35] “哦,他来了,让他进来吧。”
[30:57.41] 工夫不大由皇门官带领着燕国的使臣叫魏金英由打底下来了。
[31:03.75] 就这主啊,
[31:04.61] 头戴九梁冠 身穿绛紫色的蟒袍上绣蟒翻身龙探爪海水江崖,
[31:10.52] 腰塑八宝攒珠玉带,
[31:12.52] 脚底下是粉底的朝靴,
[31:14.51] 身背后背着这么大一个盒子,
[31:17.41] 不知装的是什么搁的身后边,
[31:18.31] 前边拿锦带系着,
[31:21.27] 往脸上一瞧这人长得就是奸相——这个眉毛耷拉着,
[31:25.65] 俩眼睛往里扣,
[31:27.67] 鹰勾鼻子撇着嘴,
[31:29.68] 这嘴撇的跟尿盆似的。
[31:32.03] 由打底下走上来堆金山倒玉柱纳头便拜,
[31:36.42] “臣燕国使臣魏金英参见齐王千岁千千岁!”
[31:43.24] “啊,你起来吧,别这么客气了。
[31:46.60] 给他搬个凳子。”
[31:48.31] 有人过来,这叫赐绣墩,
[31:52.68] 往这一坐一伸手把后边这盒子解下来,
[31:56.01] 放的地边上,齐宣王瞧着他:
[31:59.49] “这个,你叫什么名字呀?”
[32:01.65] “臣 魏金英。”
[32:04.41] “哦,那你姓什么来着?”
[32:06.86] “魏。”
[32:09.70] “你叫什么来着?”齐宣王这耳朵还不好使。
[32:13.85] “臣 魏金英。”
[32:15.61] “哦,魏金英啊,你来干什么来了?”
[32:18.57] “啊,奉了燕王一道赤旨前来进宝。”
[32:22.69] “嚯!有好玩的东西呀,
[32:25.69] 打开让我瞧瞧。
[32:27.23] 孤王我就爱看这个东西。”
[32:29.57] 有人接过来把这盒打开了,
[32:31.87] 一瞧这盒子里边有一架古琴,
[32:37.45] 晶莹剔透做工非常的精细。
[32:41.17] 魏金英双手接过来了,
[32:43.27] “大王千岁,这个琴乃是我国传国之宝,
[32:47.64] 名叫藕丝琴。
[32:51.25] 为什么叫藕丝琴哪,
[32:52.61] 那个琴弦哪是拿藕丝做的,
[32:56.32] 一吹就断 藕丝琴。
[33:00.16] 此番前来进宝,
[33:02.76] 倘若大齐国有人能够抚动琴弦我燕国年年进贡岁岁称臣。
[33:10.27] 倘若说无人抚得此琴那时节
[33:13.11] 我们回得国去发动兵马要夺取大齐江山社稷!”
[33:18.47] “哎呀我的娘呀,藕丝琴还得弄响了?
[33:24.01] 这个挺麻烦呢,啊,多长时间为限呢?”
[33:28.32] “大王千岁,三日为限。
[33:31.47] 三日之内如果有人抚响藕丝琴我们递降书纳献表。”
[33:37.26] “哦,行,来人哪,先把他带下去吧,
[33:41.35] 金庭馆驿让他歇着我们商量商量看怎么办这事。”
[33:45.49] 有人过来带魏金英下去了。
[33:48.75] 整个这后宫齐宣王唉声叹气带嘬牙花子:
[33:53.57] “怎么弄这个事啊?
[33:56.38] 现如今我倒有个好主意——把这个琴烧了,
[33:59.74] 派人去把使臣杀了,燕国要问我不承认!
[34:03.88] 这是一个好办法。”
[34:07.57] 皇门官说了
[34:08.73] “大王您别看我是太监我都认为这法挺下贱的。
[34:12.41] 知道嘛。
[34:15.34] 传将出去让外国笑话。
[34:21.28] 他帮一听咱们大齐国干这事儿,丢人哪!”
[34:24.11] “你那不废话嘛,
[34:25.90] 我但凡有辙我能干这事么?
[34:28.50] 你怕什么?”
[34:29.75] “不,这传扬出去这外国番邦不就知道了么。”
[34:33.55] “不要紧的,把你也宰了不就完了么,
[34:36.15] 斩草除根,
[34:39.24] 你跟魏金英你们俩一并股这个事儿算了了。”
[34:42.19] “啊?我跟他并股?”
[34:44.08] “你男不男女不女的你们俩算两口子不完了不。”
[34:47.23] “大王千岁这不像话这个。”
[34:49.22] “我就是这么一说你这个人怎么的了这个事儿啊。
[34:52.61] 去,把那个晏丞相给我叫来让他出个主意。”
[34:58.59] “遵旨。”转身出去。
[00:03.58] dao de san huang wu di
[00:05.08] gong ming xia hou shang zhou
[00:06.78] wu ba qi xiong nao chun qiu
[00:08.20] qing ke xing wang guo shou
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[00:25.35] zhe ge ren yao shi yi chou a
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[00:33.15] bu guang shou ren zhu yi
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[00:46.40] zhang de zhe ge han chen na zheng ning kong bu nan kan
[00:51.88] mei xiang dao zhe yao jing qiao zhe zhe wei wu yan niang niang dang shi jiu leng le
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[01:09.61] zhuan shen jiu pao a
[01:12.77] niang niang bu gan na
[01:15.99] a kou kou sheng sheng ni shi yao jing zhang zhe me hao kan
[01:21.72] bu xu ni da zhe yao jing de qi hao zai pian ren!
[01:27.96] qian bian pao hou bian jiu zhui ba zhe yao jing xia de ya
[01:33.99] " jiu ming a! you gui a!"
[01:39.36] yi qian yi hou zhe liang wei zai shen gong nei yuan ke jiu pao kai le
[01:44.78] huang gong nei yuan zhe fang zi shi bu ji qi shu
[01:48.60] dan shuo zhao yang zheng yuan ye de bai shi lai jian fang zi
[01:52.27] hao, chu le zhe wu jin na wu
[01:55.57] da zhe men chu qu ben na chuang hu liang dao huo guang
[01:59.41] zheng ge zhao yang zheng yuan lia yao jing da qi lai le
[02:04.20] zhe tong luan na, zheng zheng zhui le da ban xiu
[02:10.45] tian du kuai liang le meng meng liang le
[02:13.58] zhe yao jing shi zai mei jin le
[02:16.26] " gu dong" jiu gui xia le
[02:18.95] " wo cuo la!
[02:21.17] gei wo yi ge ji hui xing bu xing?
[02:30.29] wo gai le!
[02:33.24] wo ming tian dun zai huang gong men kou dang shang ma shi dou xing."
[02:37.68] niang niang bu gan na
[02:39.36] niang niang hen you zheng yi gan na
[02:41.11] " fei da si ni bu ke!"
[02:42.62] yao jing zhan qi lai jiu pao a
[02:45.98] pao lai pao qu gong men yi wai you yi ge ba bao liu li jing
[02:50.11] lai dao zhe er le yi dao huo guang" ci liu" yi xia zi
[02:53.72] zhe yao jing jiu zuan jin qu le
[02:56.41] niang niang zhan de zhe yi qiao" ya, ta ke pao le."
[03:00.26] zhe ke bu xing
[03:01.88] shang tian zhui ni ling xiao dian ru hai zhui ni shui jing gong
[03:05.46] fo ye tou shang jin chi niao ba ni ding men san gen ling!
[03:10.14] zan lia zhe zhang mei wan!
[03:13.36] zheng zhun bei xia qu le
[03:16.42] er bian xiang" deng deng deng deng" jiao bu sheng yin lai le yi da bang gong e tai jian dian qian de wu shi dou lai le
[03:23.88] zen me ne
[03:24.96] tian liang le
[03:26.02] qi shi tou tian liang hao xie ren jiu zhi dao mei ren gan guo lai
[03:29.92] zhe hui yi qiao tian ye liang le er qie lai shuo ying ying chuo chuo jue zhe zhe ge yao jing ya tiao le jing le
[03:37.22] niang niang zhan zai jing bian zhe er lu ge bo wan xiu zi zheng da suan wang xia zou ne
[03:41.29] hu la chao quan guo lai le
[03:42.59] lan zhe dian:" niang niang, niang niang, qiong yao jing mo zhui ya."
[03:48.85] " ni zen me zhi dao ta mei qian?"
[03:53.06] " bu shi, bu shi na ge ci er a
[03:54.55] yuan lai zhe ge ci er jiao qiong kou mo zhui xian ru jin huan le yao jing le
[03:59.12] sha yao jing bu guo tou dian di yu guo di pi shi
[04:03.96] niang niang nin gei ta liu yi ge ji hui ba a?"
[04:06.69] " bu cheng!
[04:07.50] wo de xia qu
[04:08.51] wo yao qiao qiao ta dao di ya ta shi shen me bian de
[04:11.56] kan kan ta you jia da ren mei you!
[04:13.21] wo de zhao ta qu!"
[04:15.68] zhe er shuo zhe ne
[04:16.93] er bian xiang ting de jiao bu sheng yin
[04:18.85] wen wu qun chen cu yong zhe zhe wei qi xuan wang lai le
[04:23.19] qi xuan wang a
[04:24.69] gang gang zheng yan
[04:25.90] you tai jian lai bao, shuo
[04:27.49] " qi bing dai wang qian sui
[04:29.04] zhao yang zheng yuan chu liao shi er le guo mu yu jian yao jing le."
[04:35.00] qi xuan wang" ceng" jiu qi lai le
[04:35.65] " tai hao le, zhe hua shi zhen de me? bie pian wo a."
[04:39.65] " zhen peng jian le."
[04:41.76] " yao jing ba ta chi le me?"
[04:43.54] " gou qiang, kan zhe yi si ta neng ba yao jing chi le."
[04:48.06] " ai ya wo de niang
[04:48.67] zou a zan men gan jin qu kan kan gei yao jing jia ba jin r qu."
[04:57.46] lai dao zhe er yi qiao a
[04:58.96] niang niang zheng zhun bei xia jing ne
[05:02.18] qi xuan wang hen gao xing a
[05:03.80] " rang ta xia
[05:04.45] kuai kuai kuai ni ni xia jing
[05:07.83] ni bu shi yao zhua yao jing me?"
[05:09.31] " dui a, dai wang qian sui, a wo da suan xia jing."
[05:12.57] " hao a, ni xia a, kuai dian xia a."
[05:15.41] " xia bu qu a. ni kan zhe jing kou hai mei wo yao cu ni."
[05:19.73] " zhe bu yao le qin ming me, wo wang li tui ni xing me?"
[05:23.39] " dai wang, ni zhe shen me yi si?"
[05:24.84] " wo zhe shi bang ni, wo bang ni zuo hao shi
[05:27.90] ni xia qu kan kan yao jing shi zen me yi hui shi a."
[05:29.97] " hao, wo xia qu ke yi
[05:32.59] wo tan yi tan yao jing dao di shi shen me bian de
[05:35.48] wei le wo da qi guo jiang shan she ji wo jin tian xia jing zhuo yao
[05:40.99] ke you yi jie
[05:41.44] dai wang qian sui
[05:42.53] ni yao ying yun wo zhe san jian shi."
[05:45.54] " hao, ni shuo
[05:46.49] zhi yao ni xia qu yi wan jian dou xing
[05:48.10] ni shuo ba."
[05:49.88] " di yi, wo yao ni le xia de long quan bao jian, wo yao ta lai hu shen."
[05:56.02] " hao, gei ni. she le, bu yao le
[06:02.73] di er jian shi ne?"
[06:05.29] " di er jian shi qing, wo yao ni zai jing kou zhe er deng zhe wo,
[06:09.09] ni deng wo san tian ke yi ma?"
[06:12.93] " mei wen ti!
[06:14.19] wu shi tian yi nian wo dou neng deng. ni xia qu ba."
[06:19.24] " zhe di san jian shi qing wo ru guo san tian hou yao shi bu hui lai
[06:24.62] ni ba jing kou tian si mian de yao jing chu lai hai ren."
[06:29.60] " tai hao le! tai hao le! wo yi ding tian si sheng de ni chu lai hai ren."
[06:34.64] " a?"
[06:35.43] " bu shuo cuo le shuo cuo le, sheng de yao jing hai ren."
[06:38.92] " hao, lie wei wen wu da ren,
[06:42.32] tang ruo shuo you ge yi cha er cuo hui bu lai,
[06:45.13] mei bie de,
[06:46.03] wang ni deng da jia chi dan zhong xin fu bao wo da qi she ji.
[06:50.46] wen wu qun chen zhen you zhe yan wo qian de,
[06:53.09] yan lei du xia lai le:" niang niang a, nin duo bao zhong a."
[06:56.76] xuan wang zhi bai shou
[06:57.62] " ni shuo zhe ge gan shen me,
[06:57.96] shuo zhe ge gei ni ba,
[07:00.40] tian bu zao le, kuai qu ba.
[07:02.32] zhu ni cheng gong, kuai dian ba."
[07:05.94] niang niang zhan qi shen lai lai dao jing kou zhe er,
[07:08.40] shi jin de wang xia ceng.
[07:09.72] niang niang tai pang le bi jing kou dou pang,
[07:11.65] ceng le ban tian" gu lu" yi xia zi ren jiu xia qu le.
[07:14.70] ba xuan wang le de" ai you wo de niang ai,
[07:17.52] ba jing kou gai shang kuai dian!
[07:20.22] zai deng ta hui lai kuai dian!"
[07:21.97] wen wu qun chen shuo" zhe na xing a, dai wang qian sui bu shuo hao le san tian"
[07:25.31] " wo deng bu liao le wo zhe. gan jin! gan jin!"
[07:28.28] you ren guo lai nong guo ji kuai qing shi ban qi chi ka cha ba jing kou gai shang,
[07:32.09] you nong le hen duo tu ba zhe kuai dui hao le shang bian you zhong le ji ke hua jiao shu,
[07:36.89] ju shuo hua jiao shi bi xie de,
[07:39.21] dou nong hao le xuan wang ta shi le.
[07:41.04] " ai ya a, an de niang,
[07:42.91] liang shi wei ren a.
[07:45.40] wo shi you huo shang lai le,
[07:46.47] zou ba,
[07:47.77] zhong wu gen chu zi shuo nong dian mian tiao zan men qing zhu yi xia ba."
[07:51.73] qi xuan wang zou le.
[07:53.19] zai shuo zhe wei wu yan niang niang,
[07:54.97] shun zhe jing kou wang xia zou kai shi a zhe ge dao er hen zhai,
[07:58.53] zou zhe zou zhe shi yue zou yue kuan yue zou yue kuan,
[08:02.30] zai wang qian shi ping tan da dao.
[08:04.83] " huo, zhe shi shen me di fang ne?"
[08:07.40] meng ran jian qiao jian qian bian you yi tuan huo guang niang niang le le,
[08:12.12] beng wen na,
[08:13.28] zhe jiu shi na yao jing na.
[08:14.97] " hai! da dan yao nie, na li zou!"
[08:19.49] wang qian zhui.
[08:21.24] qian bian zhe huo guang a,
[08:22.51] zhen shi zhe yao jing,
[08:23.89] zhe yao jing yi hui tou
[08:24.87] " a, ni you wan mei wan na ni!"
[08:28.68] " nuo nuo nuo" wang qian jiu pao a
[08:31.03] jiu qiao yi tuan huo guang dou qiao bu jian shen ying le,
[08:34.24] huo guang li bian yin yin yue yue chuan chu lai chou qi de sheng yin.
[08:38.38] yao jing yi bian ku yi bian pao a" na you tian li ya?!"
[08:44.16] wang qian zou niang niang hou bian zhui,
[08:47.51] an xian zai zhong dian shuo pao le you ban ge lai xiao shi ba meng ran jian qian bian,
[08:51.55] huo, yue lai yue kuan chang
[08:54.98] you yi kuai ping tan zhi di liang pang bian na zhong de ge zhong de shu,
[08:59.32] shen me dou you,
[09:00.17] sang liu yu huai a,
[09:01.19] a! er qie qian bian you yi suo da zhai yuan,
[09:03.89] men fen zuo you,
[09:06.20] zhe gu zi hong guang" wu" jin qu le.
[09:09.23] niang niang yi qiao,
[09:10.34] hei beng wen le,
[09:11.14] zhe ge yao jing na zhe shi ta men jia,
[09:13.84] wo de jin qu,
[09:14.81] bu guan shi da yao jing xiao yao jing hua yao jing ma zi yao jing ge shi ge yang de
[09:18.89] jin tian dao wo shou li shui ye hao bu liao,
[09:20.73] ba ni men dou tao chu lai!
[09:22.85] mai bu gang yao jin qu,
[09:24.54] you da li bian jin guang hu ti chu lai yi bang ren.
[09:28.14] wei shou you yi wei lao dao gu,
[09:29.98] lian shang zhou wen dui lei,
[09:32.39] tou fa xue bai yi gen bu luan shu de zheng zheng qi qi,
[09:35.78] lian shang hen ci xiang,
[09:37.68] chuan zhe yi shen dao zhuang shou li na zhe yi gen fu chen.
[09:39.19] na shou yi zhi ta:" hai zi, ni lai la?"
[09:44.00] " a, ni shi yao jing shen me ren?"
[09:48.57] " hai, gu niang,
[09:50.29] ni bu ren shi wo a?
[09:52.07] ha ha ha ha,
[09:53.94] lai lai lai jin lai jin lai."
[09:55.74] yi shen shou" peng" ba niang niang shou zhua zhu le.
[09:58.95] an zhao niang niang zhe pi qi jiu gai yi bo leng ta,
[10:01.86] mei xiang dao yi tai shou mei tai dong,
[10:04.25] yi zuo mo mei you ren jia jin da,
[10:06.15] gen zhe jin qu ba.
[10:06.96] mai bu lai dao li bian,
[10:07.97] yi qiao li bian a,
[10:08.90] huo, hao ji ge gu niang liang bian zhan de.
[10:14.67] you qi cha de dao shui de xue shui guo de bao ju zi de gan ma de dou you.
[10:15.87] " zuo zhe er zuo zhe er zuo zhe er."
[10:17.05] lao tai tai zuo zai zhe bian wu yan niang niang zuo zai na bian.
[10:19.37] " hai, gan ma de ni shi, ni yao jing shen me ren na?"
[10:22.53] " ai, sha hai zi, ni bu ren shi wo a?
[10:25.43] wo gen ni shuo a, wo shi li shan lao mu, wo shi shen xian."
[10:32.46] " a, shen xian? mei qiao chu lai ya, zen me zhu zhe me yin bi de di fang?
[10:40.54] ni zhe shen xian bu neng jian ren shi zen me zhao."
[10:41.92] " sha hai zi, ni ya bu shi zhong li chun na.
[10:46.33] ni ba shang bei zi shi er ni quan wang le.
[10:48.65] ni shi yu huang da di de liu gu niang a,
[10:51.71] xiang dang chu shi ru ci zhe me ban zhe me ban ru ci
[10:54.57] ni cai da xia fan chen yao zheng jiu li min bai xing a."
[10:58.75] " shi a, wo zen me xiang bu qi lai le?"
[11:01.88] " dui a, ni zhe yi xia fan zhe nao zi jiu ning zhu le,
[11:05.35] bu yao jin de yi hou man man man man ni quan neng ming bai.
[11:08.69] ni gang cai bu shi zhao yi yao jing me? wo gen ni shuo a,
[11:11.03] na ge bu shi yao jing, na shi han hai qi lin.
[11:14.04] yin wei fan le cuo le da zai zhe er,
[11:16.56] shi ji shang shi deng zhe ni,
[11:18.41] ni yi hou yao bao da qi de tian xia mei you zuo qi bu xing,
[11:20.76] han hai qi lin bian cheng yi pi ma rang ni qi zhe.
[11:24.15] lai ya, ba ta qian jin lai."
[11:25.81] you gu niang chu qu ba zhe ma qian jin lai.
[11:29.08] yi qiao zhe ma,
[11:29.67] tou zhi wei gou zhang er,
[11:30.73] ti zhi bei ba chi wu,
[11:32.24] nao gua ding you yi zuo mao zhe mao ning zhe wang shang zhang zhe jiao tou shang zhang jiao,
[11:36.48] du zi di xia zhe mao a
[11:37.91] ning zhe cheng yi pian yi pian de gen lin shi de zhe jiao le xia sheng lin,
[11:42.65] er qie zhe jiao di xia zhe ti zi gen niu yi yang si ge ti zi fen ba ban,
[11:46.73] bu xiang ma shi de,
[11:48.40] zhe zui a lie kai le zhang li bian shang xia jiao cuo si ge da liao ya bao ma liang ju.
[11:53.88] " yi hou ni jiu qi zhe ta,
[11:55.73] ta tuo zhe ni zhuan zhan nan bei fu bao da qi de tian xia.
[11:59.67] zhe hai you yi tao huang jin de kai jia ye shi gei ni yu bei de,
[12:02.70] lai ya, tai guo zhe kou san qi ding qi dao."
[12:07.20] you ren ba dao tai chu lai le,
[12:09.07] " zhe kou da dao yi hou jiu shi ni de chen shou de bing ren.
[12:11.41] kua xia ma zhang zhong dao chuan hao zhe shen huang jin kai jia fu bao da qi,
[12:15.56] ting jian le ma?"
[12:16.87] " ting jian le, na wo xie xie nin ba."
[12:18.81] " bie ke qi, ni yao hui qu cong zhe er ke zou bu liao le."
[12:21.81] " wei shi me ne?"
[12:23.55] " ni xia lai qi xuan wang ba jing kou tian shang le,
[12:27.46] ni ya de cong zhe bian zou.
[12:29.25] zan men zhe hai you yi tang dao,
[12:31.04] cong zhe chu qu zhuan guo lia wan,
[12:32.81] han hai qi lin ren shi dao,
[12:34.50] ta neng dai zhe ni qu dao huang gong nei yuan zhao qi xuan wang."
[12:38.40] " hao lei!"
[12:40.30] yi shen shou xian ba na huang jin kai jia na guo lai cong tou dao xia chuan hao le.
[12:44.04] huo, yue fa de jing shen, jiu shi zhe lian shang hao kan bu liao.
[12:48.80] shou li zuan zhe zhe kou ding qi dao fan shen shang le han hai qi lin,
[12:52.50] you xian tong yin lu shun zhe li bian chu lai yi qiao a,
[12:56.14] huang gong nei yuan de wai qiang.
[12:58.25] zhuan le liang quan zhuan hui lai huan zhen pao dao ba bao liu li jing kan,
[13:01.98] yi qiao a, dang shi qi huai le.
[13:03.86] zen me ne
[13:05.13] jing kou shang bian you shi tou you tu you hua jiao shu
[13:08.20] bu you de san shi shen bao tiao bu ling hao qi teng kong liang tai yang mao huo qi qiao sheng yan,
[13:13.33] niang niang gai le ba huo guan le.
[13:15.60] " a! wo gang xia qu ni jiu ba jing kou tian si!
[13:18.07] zhen zhen qi ren tai shen!
[13:19.77] zha zha zha zha wa ya ya ya!"
[13:22.04] liang tui yi shi jin han hai qi lin shuo:
[13:23.93] " nin de qing dian, zhe shou bu liao.
[13:27.05] liang jun zhen qian hai xing, nin zhe mei shi jiu zhe yang wo ke shou bu liao."
[13:30.07] " bie shuo hua rang ren ting jian a wo gao su ni.
[13:32.38] wo yao shuo ni shi yuan lai na yao jing ta men da huo de duo le ni zhi dao ma,
[13:34.61] bie shuo hua."
[13:35.77] qi zhe han hai qi lin gan ben wu chao men.
[13:39.38] yin an dian shang ji xuan wang zheng gao xing ne:
[13:42.12] " ai ya ni kan, jin tian shi yi ge pu tian tong qing de ri zi,
[13:45.64] shi yi ge hao ri zi,
[13:47.34] cong ming nian kai shi a jin tian jiu suan guo qing jie le,
[13:51.89] er qie cong ming nian kai shi jin tian jiu suan gua ren wo de sheng ri le,
[13:55.56] wo you huo le yi ci, wo zhen shi hen gao xing a."
[13:59.17] zheng shuo zhe you da di xia" deng deng deng deng deng" huang men guan lai le" wan sui, da shi bu hao."
[14:04.90] " shen me shi a? shen me shi dou ya bu dao wo,
[14:07.30] xian ru jin wo zhe ge xin fu da huan qu diao le,
[14:10.21] gu wang wo xian zai shi you hui fu le zi you shen,
[14:13.29] shen me shi wo ye bu hai pa zhi dao bu?
[14:16.78] ni gao su wo shen me shi ba?"
[14:17.85] " niang niang lai le."
[14:19.01] " ai ya wo de niang a, ni kan cuo le ba, ni kan cuo le."
[14:24.41] " mei cuo, jiu shi ta.
[14:25.94] zhe hui lai huan bu yi yang le,
[14:27.36] cong shang dao xia jin kui jin jia shou na de san ping ding qi dao,
[14:30.89] nin qiao qiao zen me ban na?"
[14:33.31] " ya, zen me zhao quan fu wu zhuang le?
[14:36.13] ai ya wo de niang ya,
[14:37.08] ta kong zhuo shou wo dou da bu guo ta,
[14:38.94] ta na le dao zen me ban a zhe ge shi nao de."
[14:41.19] " zhe zen me ban ne?
[14:42.40] ai dai wang nin bu ru zhao yan ying yan cheng xiang gei nin chu yi zhu yi."
[14:46.30] " , hao."
[14:47.92] wen ban zhong yan cheng xiang chu lai le," dai wang zhe ge shi wo guan bu liao."
[14:51.78] " ni zen me guan bu liao ne?"
[14:54.10] " nin tian jing kou de shi hou wo ke bu zai,
[14:57.11] wo yao zai wo de lan zhe nin,
[14:58.22] mei you zhe me ban shi de, yan er wu xin ne!
[15:00.99] xian ru jin niang niang lai le, tian ta di xian duo da shi de nin zi ji kang."
[15:05.55] " dui! wo zi ji kang, ni hai bie xiang zhe wo, zhi dao bu?
[15:11.09] tian ta di xian wo zi ji kang!
[15:13.40] wo bu pa zhe ge, wo yao zuo tai shan ding shang yi qing song ni zhi dao bu?
[15:17.96] wo shi xiang kang, wo ta niang de kang de zhu me?
[15:22.33] ni shuo ba ni ti tiao jian ba, zen me zhao ni neng bang zhe wo."
[15:25.39] " dai wang qian sui, nin shi jun wang wo shi chen zi, chen zi qi neng yao xie jun wang?
[15:30.26] bu guo ci shi yao cheng"
[15:35.38] " san tiao?
[15:36.72] wo zhi dao le, ta xia jing de shi hou gen wo shuo le san tiao,
[15:39.85] o wo ming bai le, ni you san tiao ji ce neng dui ta zhe san tiao shi bu shi?"
[15:45.90] " wo yao san qian liang huang jin."
[15:47.30] " ya ai ya ni tai wan e le ni ya! gua ren you nan ni bu bang zhu wo."
[15:55.33] " mei ban fa, dai wang qian sui nin zhe shi de san qian liang huang jin cai neng le."
[16:00.08] " ni zhe ni zhe bu shi nan wei wo me."
[16:02.43] qi xuan wang zui cai mi zhi dao ma,
[16:04.43] ping shi zi ji ri chang sheng huo gei zi ji dou ding hao le,
[16:07.10] mei tian chi fan bu xu chao guo duo shao cai mi fan bu xu chao guo duo shao li,
[16:10.58] na chu zi dou kuai lei si le." yao san qian liang?"
[16:13.81] " yao bu ran guan bu liao."
[16:15.12] " xing, gua ren wo da ying ni, ni shuo ba."
[16:16.91] " na hao, nin ba niang niang qing shang dian lai yi qie dou you wo ne."
[16:21.38] " hao! you qing niang niang."
[16:23.27] hua yin gang luo,
[16:24.29] zai qiao niang niang qi zhe han hai qi lin
[16:26.86] you da di xia" hua la hua la hua la" zhi shang yin an dian,
[16:29.59] xuan wang yi qiao
[16:30.98] " wan le wan le, ta na zhe li dang le pao ma chang le zhe shi,
[16:33.78] yi dian dou bu zun jing wo a ai ya.
[16:36.99] wo shuo niang niang ni hui lai le? ni zen me zhe hui er cai hui lai?"
[16:42.71] " dai! hun wang a, yan er wu xin ni na li hai you zhe fu qi de qing fen na?"
[16:48.82] " ni bie yuan wang wo, yan cheng xiang zhe ge ."
[16:54.56] " a?"
[16:55.37] " ." zen me ne, wo hua qian le, ni shuo ba.
[16:57.52] cheng xiang guo lai le
[16:58.45] " niang niang a, shi zhe me hui shi, ni ne ye bie man yuan dai wang qian sui,
[17:03.79] nin ru jing zhi hou neng dai wang qian sui ne
[17:06.29] que shi shi pa zai jing bian shi lian sheng de tong ku,
[17:08.75] hou lai ya zhe ge dong kou ya wang shang zhi mao hei yan.
[17:12.07] wo men kong pa yao guai chu lai shang dao dai wang qian sui
[17:15.16] mei ban fa cai ba jing kou yan shang de,
[17:17.64] dao xian zai dai wang xin li bian hai bu shi zi wei ne.
[17:20.30] qiao, dai wang hai ku zhe ne."
[17:22.15] " a, dui! ku zhe ne. ai ya wo zhe xin li bu shao zi wei a!"
[17:25.47] " o, shi zhen de me?"
[17:28.99] cheng xiang chong ta ji le ji yan
[17:31.21] " o xing! ni yao chong wo ji yan wo jiu ting jian le."
[17:35.50] zhe zen me shuo chu lai le zhe ge.
[17:37.47] " ji ran ru ci zhe ge shi ji wang bu jiu,
[17:41.46] wo shuo dai wang qian sui a,
[17:43.34] xian ru jin ni wo er ren yi ran cheng qin,
[17:46.18] zuo wan, ni ke mei qu zhao yang zheng yuan.
[17:48.95] xiao fei wo yi hui er hui qu xie xia wo huang jin kai jia shu zhuang da ban,
[17:54.21] wo yao hua yi hua zhuang mo yi mo yan miao yi miao zui,
[17:57.26] wo jiu zai zhao yang zheng yuan deng zhe nin lai zan men yao long feng cheng xiang."
[18:03.68] zhuan shen jiu zou," deng deng deng deng deng" xia le yin an dian.
[18:08.15] wen wu qun chen guo lai:" dai wang! dai wang! dai wang dai wang"
[18:15.41] ban tian de gong fu:
[18:18.02] " ai ya wo de qin niang ya, ai ya, ni men shui zai le wo ya,
[18:22.92] ni men jiu le wo jiu de le.
[18:25.18] hai you bie de ban fa ma? yan cheng xiang yan cheng xiang?"
[18:28.97] " dai wang qian sui a."
[18:30.21] " wo wen ni, zhe ge shi er zen me ban?"
[18:31.74] " zhe shi"
[18:33.01] " ya zhe me xie ge! bu shi gei le yi ge zhe ge le ma?"
[18:39.10] " zhe ge shi gang cai na shi, zhe ge shi zhe hui zhe shi."
[18:42.35] " tai gui le zhe ge. ni"
[18:44.33] " na mei ban fa le."
[18:46.16] " ni ni xing! yi hui er yi kuai ling ba!
[18:49.63] yi gong jiu shi qi ge le shi ba?
[18:51.59] gua ren wo yan er you xin
[18:53.04] yan cheng xiang ni shuo ba zhe ge shi er zen me ban ne."
[18:55.79] " o, zhe shi zhe yang, nin na san chao zhi hou bie qu zhao yang zheng yuan,
[19:01.92] qu xi gong xia yuan, xi gong gao niang niang you hao zhu yi gei nin chu."
[19:08.44] " ya, ni zen me zhi dao de?"
[19:11.48] " wei chen wo neng qia hui suan na."
[19:13.58] " o, gao niang niang neng gei wo chu zhu yi, hao!
[19:17.21] na ni kan ni zhe ge si qian shi bu shi jiu gei ta le?"
[19:19.53] " bu zhe bu cheng, zhe shi wo gao su nin de.
[19:22.16] yao bu ran yi hou nin you shi wo ke bu guan nin."
[19:24.83] " bie jie, yi hou wo you shi hai de qiu zhe ni ne.
[19:27.66] xing, lai a bai jia."
[19:30.31] da xiao tai jian wei zhe lai zai le xi gong,
[19:33.93] yi qiao xi gong niang niang gao jin ding zhe er deng zhe ne.
[19:37.19] a dao chi de zhe piao liang ya,
[19:39.70] jin nian gang gang shi jiu sui,
[19:41.43] zhang de mei you zhe me hao kan de, lian zhe bai ya tai bai le!
[19:44.66] yi qiao niang niang zhe hao kan mei shao yan jiao shuo bu jin zhe wan zhong de feng qing
[19:50.93] yi zou qi lai na zhe liang bu feng bai he ye yu run ba jiao!
[19:55.03] niao niao ting ting lai zai wai bian ying jie dai wang qian sui
[19:58.63] qi xuan wang kan zhe jiu le:
[20:00.44] " zhang de duo hao kan ne,
[20:02.28] na xiao lian dan zhang de gen hui dou fu shi de,
[20:05.54] ni kan na zui ba zi gen liu dou fu shi de,
[20:07.65] na ge nao men gen dong dou fu shi de."
[20:09.60] huang shang ye mei chi guo bie de, jiu ren dou fu.
[20:12.77] lai de li bian wang zhe yi zuo jiu cai qi bei le,
[20:16.18] niang niang gao jin ding na guo bei lai dao hao le jiu:
[20:18.95] " dai wang qian sui, nin he yi bei ba."
[20:21.44] " ai, wo he shen me he.
[20:22.98] wo zhe ge xin li bu shi zi wei.
[20:25.03] wo shuo ai fei ya, you mei you hao zhu yi gei wo chu chu?"
[20:28.71] " o, nin zen me le?"
[20:30.69] " zen me le, ni hai bu zhi dao me?
[20:32.40] wo zhe bu shi you gei ni qu le yi ge huang jie me,
[20:35.83] zheng gong niang niang zhang de gen yao jing shi de.
[20:38.10] xian ru jin ta zai zhao yang zheng yuan deng zhe wo ne,
[20:40.95] rang wo gen ta ru dong fang qu, ni you ban fa mei you a?"
[20:44.85] " you, dai wang qian sui nin xi huan ta bu xi huan ta?"
[20:49.48] " wo neng xi huan ta me wo! duo han chen, wo bu neng yao ta a."
[20:53.34] " nin yao bu yao ta jiu ba ta qu le ba."
[20:57.03] " qu le? zen me qu?"
[20:59.78] " nin she de she bu de?"
[21:02.18] " wo she de! na you shen me she bu de!
[21:04.55] wo qiu zhi bu de ya! ni you zhe ge ban fa me?"
[21:08.23] " wo gen nin shuo a, wo you yi ba jiu qu wai ba zhuan xin hu,
[21:14.27] zhe ba hu li bian neng tong shi zhuang liang zhong jiu,
[21:17.93] hu ba shang you yi kai guan,
[21:19.45] yi an kai guan zhe bian dao de jiu shi hao jiu,
[21:22.83] zai yi an zhe bian dao de jiu shi du jiu."
[21:24.43] " a, ni hai you zhe ge gao ke ji de dong xi ne?
[21:28.72] ai zhe hao a zhe ge, ni da suan zen me zhao ne?"
[21:31.98] " wo shang na er qu jian jian ta qu,
[21:33.74] bu guan zen me shuo niang niang lai le wo hai mei qiao jian ta ne.
[21:36.74] wo gen ta yi kuai he jiu na du jiu ba ta yao si,
[21:39.67] zhe shi bu jiu wan le me."
[21:42.11] " zhe ge zhu yi shi zai shi tai hao le,
[21:44.36] wo shun bian wen yi ju ni ba zhe ge hu dai jin gong lai zhe shi gan shen me yong de zhe shi?"
[21:49.72] " o, zhe ye mei bie de, zhe shi wo ba ba gei wo de pei jia."
[21:52.49] " wo de qin niang ya, ren ren dou de fang a, tai wei xian le!
[21:57.34] na ni qu ba,
[21:58.44] ni yao shi neng ba ta mie le mei you bie de,
[22:00.35] zheng gong guo mu jiu shi ni de le."
[22:02.77] " wo zun zhi."
[22:04.34] zhan qi shen lai fen fu gong e tai jian zhun bei le yi zhuo shang deng de jiu xi
[22:08.42] you zai zhe ba zhuan xin hu li bian zhun bei hao liang zhong jiu ci bie le qi xuan wang gan ben zhao yang zheng yuan.
[22:16.11] zhao yang zheng yuan li bian a,
[22:19.05] zhe wei wu yan niang niang yi jing hua hao zhuang le,
[22:20.47] lian shang mo le si jin fen gen zan ni zi shi de,
[22:24.41] mo wan lian bi zi dou kan bu jian le zhe jiu lia hei ku long,
[22:27.88] miao mei da bin mo de sai hong hua de kou hong,
[22:35.33] dou hua wan le zi ge er na guo jing zi lai:
[22:37.02] " ye bie guai ta hai pa, wo zi ge er dou shen de huang."
[22:42.31] xi le ba, da shui you dou xi le.
[22:44.78] xi wan zuo zhe er deng zhe" zen me hai bu lai, zen me hui shi? wo zhe er deng zhe hai bu lai."
[22:50.82] zheng shuo zhe,
[22:51.90] da tai jian jin lai le:
[22:52.79] " xi gong niang niang gao jin ding gei nin zhe er xian jiu lai le."
[22:55.94] " hao rang ta jin lai ba."
[22:57.50] you da wai bian jin lai jiu zhe liang bu zou,
[22:59.35] a! niang niang tan le kou qi,
[23:03.10] " ni qiao ren jia zhe liang bu zou niao niao ting ting de,
[23:06.66] na xiao yao sui yao bai kua,
[23:08.86] ni kan wo zhe liang bu zou gen gou xiong shi de, jin lai ba."
[23:11.00] lai dao zhe er
[23:13.15] " pu tong" gui xia le:" wo zhe er can jian huang jie."
[23:15.80] " o, ni jiao shen me ya?"
[23:17.30] " wo jiao jin ding."
[23:18.92] " ni kan ren jia duo hui qi ming zi,
[23:20.71] yao bu huang shang xi huan ni ne, jiao jin ding.
[23:23.14] wo yao jiao ge tie pi gu ye xing a
[23:25.57] qi lai ba, ni gan ma lai le?"
[23:28.01] " you, wo zhe er gen nin he jiu lai le, hai mei qiao jian nin le."
[23:30.69] " zuo xia ba" fen bin zhu luo le zuo, jiu cai bai shang ba zhe hu ge hao le:
[23:34.93] " wo gen nin he yi bei ba."
[23:38.52] " hao! ni gen wo he yi bei? hao! dao jiu lai!"
[23:43.87] shuo yi sheng zhe ge,
[23:45.03] zai qiao xi gong niang niang lian shang han" hua" jiu xia lai le.
[23:47.92] tai wei xian le, xin shuo ta yao ren bu yao ren a?
[23:52.41] tai shen de huang.
[23:53.80] shou li yi duo suo lian shang bian yan bian se.
[23:57.49] bie kan zhong li chun zhang de han chen xin yan er ta ming bai
[24:00.70] " ai, ta zen me zhi duo suo ya?"
[24:02.92] " hai! zen me hui shi ni!"
[24:04.91] " ai ya ya, mei shi."
[24:06.43] " mei shi ni duo suo shen me!"
[24:08.10] " mei mei duo suo shen me"
[24:10.12] " shou li na de shen me?"
[24:11.32] " na de na de jiu a."
[24:12.60] " shi du jiu ma?"
[24:13.76] " shi." ai, shuo chu lai le.
[24:16.60] yi shuo chu shi du jiu,
[24:18.52] wu yan niang niang ke jiu huo le,
[24:19.82] zhan shen lun zhe ba zhang" pa!"
[24:23.93] " ai? nao dai ne?"
[24:26.70] yi qiao gen shang bian le" huo? li qi tai da dian le,
[24:30.67] si le? si le ye bu rao ni!"
[24:33.25] yi jiao cai de zhe bian na zhe shou a
[24:35.50] yi la jiao bo zi,
[24:36.51] ge de jian bang yi chang jin
[24:37.47] " ka cha" yi xia zi ba ren leng si le.
[24:40.56] cai zhu da kua ning jiao bo zi
[24:41.95] " ka cha" ba ta da kua xie xia lai le,
[24:44.49] kang zhe da tui wang wai jiu zou,
[24:46.98] zhao qi xuan wang suan zhang qu.
[24:48.92] kang zhe tui yi chu gong men,
[24:49.86] wen wu tai jian hai wen ne,
[24:51.66] " niang niang mai rou qu le?" zen me ne, gen kang zhe ban shan zhu shi de.
[24:56.86] " deng deng deng deng deng" lai dao hou gong zhao qi xuan wang.
[25:00.26] xuan wang zi ge er zhe zheng zuo zhe ne,
[25:02.25] xin shuo wo de ting ge xin er a,
[25:03.57] xi gong niang niang dao di shi you pu mei pu a,
[25:05.66] zhe shi dao di cheng de le cheng bu liao a?
[25:07.84] zheng zuo mo zhe ne,
[25:08.77] you da wai mian" deng deng deng deng deng deng" wu yan niang niang lai le
[25:11.65] " pa!" shou li zhe tiao tui wang zhe yi ge,
[25:14.74] qi xuan wang yi qiao:
[25:16.06] " zhe shi shen me wan yi a? ni mai rou le? ni da suan gan shen me ya?"
[25:22.40] " gan shen me? hai! qi xuan wang! tian pi!"
[25:26.77] " wo jiao tian pi jiang."
[25:28.66] " wo lan de shuo na zi, wo wen ni ni an de shen me xin?"
[25:32.92] " a? wo an de shen me xin? zen me de le?"
[25:35.30] " zen me de le, ni da fa xi gong xia yuan gao jin ding
[25:38.83] shuo zhe shi gei wo jing jiu shi ji shang li bian shi du jiu! wo ba ta zai le!"
[25:43.09] " ai ya wo de niang ya! ni shuo zai jiu zai yi ge!"
[25:46.99] " man shuo shi zhe ge, yao jing you zen me yang, wo gao su ni jin tian zhe shi zan lia mei wan!"
[25:51.68] " a, ni mei wan wo hai mei wan ne!
[25:55.44] a ni shuo zai jiu zai a?
[25:58.17] zhe shi gua ren wo de niang niang, lai a, ba ta bang shang!
[26:02.15] tui chu qu sha le!"
[26:04.46] liang pang bian dian qian wu shi" hua leng leng" wang qian zou zhan de zhe er chong niang niang le.
[26:14.02] wu yan niang niang tan le kou qi,
[26:16.36] zi ji ya shi yi ge cu ren bu hui shuo shi mo hua,
[26:19.50] ke dao zhe hui er zhe xin li bu shi zi wei,
[26:21.99] yi er zai zai er san zuo shi shi zai shi tai guo fen le,
[26:26.06] gen zhe yang de ren guo ri zi ye bu hui you shen me xing fu,
[26:29.50] ke tan zi ji gui wei yi guo de huang niang a,
[26:32.45] xian ru jin luo le yi ge zhe ge xia chang.
[26:34.45] yao shuo xian ru jin da zhe da chu qu shui ye lan bu zhu zi ji,
[26:38.01] ke shi hui jia zhi hou a jue zhe geng mei yi si,
[26:41.51] de le, si le jiu si le ba.
[26:43.76] na shou yi zhi dian qian wu shi:" ni men na zhe tie lian zi shi da suan gan ma ya?"
[26:49.78] " mei shi."
[26:57.21] " bie hai pa, jian qi lai."
[26:59.59] " bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu"
[27:02.84] " na guo lai, ba wo kun shang."
[27:05.27] " niang niang nin jing nao zhe wan er nin."
[27:10.21] " bie pa, ci nai guo jia de wang fa wo ren tou le, lai ba!"
[27:14.72] " niang niang nin shuo zhe zhen de? nin deng zhe a."
[27:17.75] jian qi lai le di gei pang bian zhe ge" lai ni lai, shang, zou zou!"
[27:23.04] " zen me wo qu?"
[27:24.15] " fei hua, wo shi tou er! kuai qu. niang niang nin ji zhe dian, ta nong de."
[27:29.27] wu shi guo lai" hua leng ga beng" ba niang niang suo shang
[27:32.33] " niang niang, nin gao sheng yi bu ba, zan you shi wai bian shuo ba."
[27:36.42] niang niang tan le kou qi:
[27:37.88] " ai!" zi ji jin gong gen huang shang da suan guo ri zi wu fei shi yi chang meng,
[27:43.15] jin tian dao zhe er ye mei yi si le
[27:45.37] " ba le, si le jiu si le ba! hai!"
[27:48.34] yi duo jiao you sui yi kuai zhuan. zhuan shen chu qu zhi ben wu chao men yi wai.
[27:52.89] qi xuan wang zhe xin li hai bu xuan fen ne
[27:55.24] " tai bu xiang hua le a tai bu xiang hua le, ni shuo zai jiu zai le! ni kan kan zhe shi nao de."
[28:01.09] zuo de zhe er xin li zheng zuo mo zhe shi ne,
[28:03.56] you da wai bian" deng deng deng deng deng deng" huang men guan jin lai le
[28:07.00] " dai wang qian sui, yan ying yan cheng xiang lai le, yao wei niang niang bao ben."
[28:12.77] " zen me zhe me fan ne ta shi, rang ta jin lai."
[28:16.02] " ai."
[28:16.66] yan cheng xiang jin lai le:" ai, wo shuo dai wang qian sui"
[28:21.45] " ni bie shuo le, ni gan jin hui qu ba na ge' qi' gei wo na hui lai zan lia jiu suan liao liao."
[28:27.23] " na bu wo de le me."
[28:28.28] " bie fei hua le, xian ru jin niang niang ke re le huo le,
[28:32.60] wo ba ta tui chu qu kai dao wen zhan zhei xie ge shi er jin hou shui ye bu xu zai ti!"
[28:37.87] " dai wang qian sui, pan gu zhi jin na you kai dao sha niang niang de dao li ne?"
[28:43.25] " ? shi a, shi a, shi mei you a.
[28:46.83] ke ye mei you niang niang sha niang niang de dao li ya a! wo yao sha ta zen me zhao?"
[28:51.76] " dai wang qian sui, tang ruo shuo zhe ge xiao xi chuan jiang chu qu tian xia ren yao chi xiao wo da qi.
[28:58.93] zhe ge shi er a, wo shi ling you hao de zhu yi."
[29:02.92] " o? ni you hao de zhu yi a?
[29:04.64] ha ha ha ha, de zhe ge ba? a de zhe ge ba?"
[29:09.63] " dai wang qian sui, zhe mian fei a zhe ge."
[29:11.44] " o, ni hai you bu yao qian de shi hou? ni shuo shuo wo ting ting ba."
[29:14.88] " xian zai zhe ge shi shi zhe yang de,
[29:17.10] nin na ba ta da ru zai han gong nei yuan,
[29:21.24] zai na r ne mei tian ne nan wei ta,
[29:23.60] gei ta wu shi jin mian hua rang ta fang cheng xi xian,
[29:26.40] yi tian rang ta he si tong liang shui chi ba sheng xiao mi,
[29:30.22] chi bu wan da si shi ban zi fang bu chu xian da si shi ban zi he bu wan da si shi ban zi,
[29:35.90] you zhe yang a san wu tian wo gu ji ba zhe ren jiu zhe mo si le."
[29:40.83] " a, ni zhe ge zhu yi zhen shi gao a!
[29:44.07] xing, you yi tian ni yao shi fan le cuo ye zhe me dui dai ni.
[29:48.10] zhe zhu yi bu cuo, xing chuan zhi chu qu jiu zhao ni shuo de ban ba."
[29:51.46] " shi!" chuan zhi chu qu, you ren guo lai ba lian zi zhai le
[29:55.50] " niang niang a, zhe hui nin bu yong si le.
[29:57.60] a zhe ge dai wang qian sui chuan zhi xia lai ba nin da ru han gong leng yuan,
[30:01.74] mei tian rang nin na cuo xian er qie rang nin na he liang shui chi sheng xiao mi,
[30:06.23] na yang wan bu cheng da si shi ban zi."
[30:08.32] niang niang tan le kou qi:" na hai bu ru zai le wo ne!"
[30:11.01] " bu cheng, zhe shi sheng zhi zhe me ding de,
[30:13.95] wo men bu neng bu da ying.
[30:15.15] lai ba niang niang ba niang niang song dao han gong leng yuan."
[30:18.79] guo mu huang niang zhong li wu yan bei kun zai le han gong yi nei bu rang chu lai.
[30:24.80] qi xuan wang qi bu fen er a,
[30:27.09] " ni shuo shuo zhe ge shi er a, tai bu xiang hua le,
[30:30.77] wo zhe ge duo hao kan de ge niang niang xi gong xia yuan gao jin ding,
[30:34.90] wo na zhao qu duo piao liang a, zhang de na me hao kan na me bai,
[30:39.44] ta shuo nong si jiu nong si le, tai bu xiang hua le."
[30:43.53] zheng zhao ji ne, huang men guan jin lai le::
[30:45.87] " qi bing dai wang qian sui, chu liao shi er le."
[30:48.37] " shen me shi er a?"
[30:49.68] " xian you yan guo shi chen wei jin ying qian lai xian bao."
[30:54.35] " o, ta lai le, rang ta jin lai ba."
[30:57.41] gong fu bu da you huang men guan dai ling zhe yan guo de shi chen jiao wei jin ying you da di xia lai le.
[31:03.75] jiu zhe zhu a,
[31:04.61] tou dai jiu liang guan shen chuan jiang zi se de mang pao shang xiu mang fan shen long tan zhao hai shui jiang ya,
[31:10.52] yao su ba bao zan zhu yu dai,
[31:12.52] jiao di xia shi fen di de chao xue,
[31:14.51] shen bei hou bei zhe zhe me da yi ge he zi,
[31:17.41] bu zhi zhuang de shi shen me ge de shen hou bian,
[31:18.31] qian bian na jin dai xi zhe,
[31:21.27] wang lian shang yi qiao zhe ren zhang de jiu shi jian xiang zhe ge mei mao da la zhe,
[31:25.65] lia yan jing wang li kou,
[31:27.67] ying gou bi zi pie zhe zui,
[31:29.68] zhe zui pie de gen niao pen shi de.
[31:32.03] you da di xia zou shang lai dui jin shan dao yu zhu na tou bian bai,
[31:36.42] " chen yan guo shi chen wei jin ying can jian qi wang qian sui qian qian sui!"
[31:43.24] " a, ni qi lai ba, bie zhe me ke qi le.
[31:46.60] gei ta ban ge deng zi."
[31:48.31] you ren guo lai, zhe jiao ci xiu dun,
[31:52.68] wang zhe yi zuo yi shen shou ba hou bian zhe he zi jie xia lai,
[31:56.01] fang de di bian shang, qi xuan wang qiao zhe ta:
[31:59.49] " zhe ge, ni jiao shen me ming zi ya?"
[32:01.65] " chen wei jin ying."
[32:04.41] " o, na ni xing shen me lai zhe?"
[32:06.86] " wei."
[32:09.70] " ni jiao shen me lai zhe?" qi xuan wang zhe er duo hai bu hao shi.
[32:13.85] " chen wei jin ying."
[32:15.61] " o, wei jin ying a, ni lai gan shen me lai le?"
[32:18.57] " a, feng le yan wang yi dao chi zhi qian lai jin bao."
[32:22.69] " huo! you hao wan de dong xi ya,
[32:25.69] da kai rang wo qiao qiao.
[32:27.23] gu wang wo jiu ai kan zhe ge dong xi."
[32:29.57] you ren jie guo lai ba zhe he da kai le,
[32:31.87] yi qiao zhe he zi li bian you yi jia gu qin,
[32:37.45] jing ying ti tou zuo gong fei chang de jing xi.
[32:41.17] wei jin ying shuang shou jie guo lai le,
[32:43.27] " dai wang qian sui, zhe ge qin nai shi wo guo chuan guo zhi bao,
[32:47.64] ming jiao ou si qin.
[32:51.25] wei shi me jiao ou si qin na,
[32:52.61] na ge qin xian na shi na ou si zuo de,
[32:56.32] yi chui jiu duan ou si qin.
[33:00.16] ci fan qian lai jin bao,
[33:02.76] tang ruo da qi guo you ren neng gou fu dong qin xian wo yan guo nian nian jin gong sui sui cheng chen.
[33:10.27] tang ruo shuo wu ren fu de ci qin na shi jie
[33:13.11] wo men hui de guo qu fa dong bing ma yao duo qu da qi jiang shan she ji!"
[33:18.47] " ai ya wo de niang ya, ou si qin hai de nong xiang le?
[33:24.01] zhe ge ting ma fan ne, a, duo zhang shi jian wei xian ne?"
[33:28.32] " dai wang qian sui, san ri wei xian.
[33:31.47] san ri zhi nei ru guo you ren fu xiang ou si qin wo men di jiang shu na xian biao."
[33:37.26] " o, xing, lai ren na, xian ba ta dai xia qu ba,
[33:41.35] jin ting guan yi rang ta xie zhe wo men shang liang shang liang kan zen me ban zhe shi."
[33:45.49] you ren guo lai dai wei jin ying xia qu le.
[33:48.75] zheng ge zhe hou gong qi xuan wang ai sheng tan qi dai chuai ya hua zi:
[33:53.57] " zen me nong zhe ge shi a?
[33:56.38] xian ru jin wo dao you ge hao zhu yi ba zhe ge qin shao le,
[33:59.74] pai ren qu ba shi chen sha le, yan guo yao wen wo bu cheng ren!
[34:03.88] zhe shi yi ge hao ban fa."
[34:07.57] huang men guan shuo le
[34:08.73] " dai wang nin bie kan wo shi tai jian wo dou ren wei zhe fa ting xia jian de.
[34:12.41] zhi dao ma.
[34:15.34] chuan jiang chu qu rang wai guo xiao hua.
[34:21.28] ta bang yi ting zan men da qi guo gan zhe shi er, diu ren na!"
[34:24.11] " ni na bu fei hua ma,
[34:25.90] wo dan fan you zhe wo neng gan zhe shi me?
[34:28.50] ni pa shen me?"
[34:29.75] " bu, zhe chuan yang chu qu zhe wai guo fan bang bu jiu zhi dao le me."
[34:33.55] " bu yao jin de, ba ni ye zai liao bu jiu wan le me,
[34:36.15] zhan cao chu gen,
[34:39.24] ni gen wei jin ying ni men lia yi bing gu zhe ge shi er suan liao liao."
[34:42.19] " a? wo gen ta bing gu?"
[34:44.08] " ni nan bu nan nv bu nv de ni men lia suan liang kou zi bu wan liao bu."
[34:47.23] " dai wang qian sui zhe bu xiang hua zhe ge."
[34:49.22] " wo jiu shi zhe me yi shuo ni zhe ge ren zen me de le zhe ge shi er a.
[34:52.61] qu, ba na ge yan cheng xiang gei wo jiao lai rang ta chu ge zhu yi."
[34:58.59] " zun zhi." zhuan shen chu qu.
[00:03.58] dào dé sān huáng wǔ dì
[00:05.08] gōng míng xià hóu shāng zhōu
[00:06.78] wǔ bà qī xióng nào chūn qiū
[00:08.20] qǐng kè xīng wáng guò shǒu
[00:10.46] qīng shǐ jǐ xíng míng xìng
[00:12.43] běi máng wú shù huāng qiū
[00:14.42] qián rén bō zhǒng hòu rén shōu
[00:16.82] shuō shí mǒ lóng zhēng hǔ dòu
[00:20.88] jiē yǎn cháng piān dān kǒu xiàng sheng chǒu niáng niáng
[00:25.35] zhè gè rén yào shì yī chǒu a
[00:29.84] bǐ zhè gè jùn a hái shòu rén zhù yì
[00:33.15] bù guāng shòu rén zhù yì
[00:35.76] lián yāo jīng dōu pà tā
[00:37.76] shēn gōng nèi yuàn yè bàn zǐ shí
[00:41.91] " cēng lèng lèng" yī shēng
[00:43.44] yān wù liáo rào bèng chū yī yāo jīng lái
[00:46.40] zhǎng de zhè gè hán chěn nǎ zhēng níng kǒng bù nán kàn
[00:51.88] méi xiǎng dào zhè yāo jīng qiāo zhe zhè wèi wú yán niáng niáng dāng shí jiù lèng le
[00:57.97] zhè gè yāo jīng de nèi xīn qǐ le yī zhǒng huǐ guò de xīn tài yào xué hǎo!
[01:09.61] zhuǎn shēn jiù pǎo a
[01:12.77] niáng niáng bù gàn nǎ
[01:15.99] a kǒu kǒu shēng shēng nǐ shì yāo jīng zhǎng zhè me hǎo kàn
[01:21.72] bù xǔ nǐ dǎ zhe yāo jīng de qí hào zài piàn rén!
[01:27.96] qián biān pǎo hòu biān jiù zhuī bǎ zhè yāo jīng xià dé ya
[01:33.99] " jiù mìng a! yǒu guǐ a!"
[01:39.36] yī qián yī hòu zhè liǎng wèi zài shēn gōng nèi yuàn kě jiù pǎo kāi le
[01:44.78] huáng gōng nèi yuàn zhè fáng zi shì bù jì qí shù
[01:48.60] dān shuō zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn yě de bǎi shí lái jiān fáng zi
[01:52.27] hǎo, chū le zhè wū jìn nà wū
[01:55.57] dǎ zhè mén chū qù bēn nà chuāng hù liǎng dào huǒ guāng
[01:59.41] zhěng gè zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn liǎ yāo jīng dǎ qǐ lái le
[02:04.20] zhè tōng luàn nǎ, zhěng zhěng zhuī le dà bàn xiǔ
[02:10.45] tiān dū kuài liàng le méng mēng liàng le
[02:13.58] zhè yāo jīng shí zài méi jìn le
[02:16.26] " gū dōng" jiù guì xià le
[02:18.95] " wǒ cuò la!
[02:21.17] gěi wǒ yí gè jī huì xíng bù xíng?
[02:30.29] wǒ gǎi le!
[02:33.24] wǒ míng tiān dūn zài huáng gōng mén kǒu dāng shàng mǎ shí dōu xíng."
[02:37.68] niáng niáng bù gàn nǎ
[02:39.36] niáng niáng hěn yǒu zhèng yì gǎn nǎ
[02:41.11] " fēi dǎ sǐ nǐ bù kě!"
[02:42.62] yāo jīng zhàn qǐ lái jiù pǎo a
[02:45.98] pǎo lái pǎo qù gōng mén yǐ wài yǒu yí gè bā bǎo liú lí jǐng
[02:50.11] lái dào zhè ér le yī dào huǒ guāng" cī liū" yī xià zǐ
[02:53.72] zhè yāo jīng jiù zuān jìn qù le
[02:56.41] niáng niáng zhàn de zhè yī qiáo" ya, tā kě pǎo le."
[03:00.26] zhè kě bù xíng
[03:01.88] shàng tiān zhuī nǐ líng xiāo diàn rù hǎi zhuī nǐ shuǐ jīng gōng
[03:05.46] fó yé tóu shàng jīn chì niǎo bá nǐ dǐng mén sān gēn líng!
[03:10.14] zán liǎ zhè zhàng méi wán!
[03:13.36] zhèng zhǔn bèi xià qù le
[03:16.42] ěr biān xiāng" dēng dēng dēng dēng" jiǎo bù shēng yīn lái le yī dà bāng gōng é tài jiàn diàn qián de wǔ shì dōu lái le
[03:23.88] zěn me ne
[03:24.96] tiān liàng le
[03:26.02] qí shí tóu tiān liàng hǎo xiē rén jiù zhī dào méi rén gǎn guò lái
[03:29.92] zhè huì yī qiáo tiān yě liàng le ér qiě lái shuō yǐng yǐng chuò chuò jué zhe zhè gè yāo jīng ya tiào le jǐng le
[03:37.22] niáng niáng zhàn zài jǐng biān zhè ér lǔ gē bó wǎn xiù zi zhèng dǎ suàn wǎng xià zǒu ne
[03:41.29] hū lā chāo quán guò lái le
[03:42.59] lán zhe diǎn:" niáng niáng, niáng niáng, qióng yāo jīng mò zhuī ya."
[03:48.85] " nǐ zěn me zhī dào tā méi qián?"
[03:53.06] " bú shì, bú shì nà gè cí ér a
[03:54.55] yuán lái zhè gè cí ér jiào qióng kòu mò zhuī xiàn rú jīn huàn le yāo jīng le
[03:59.12] shā yāo jīng bù guò tóu diǎn dì yǔ guò dì pí shī
[04:03.96] niáng niáng nín gěi tā liú yí gè jī huì ba a?"
[04:06.69] " bù chéng!
[04:07.50] wǒ dé xià qù
[04:08.51] wǒ yào qiáo qiáo tā dào dǐ ya tā shì shén me biàn de
[04:11.56] kàn kàn tā yǒu jiā dà rén méi yǒu!
[04:13.21] wǒ dé zhǎo tā qù!"
[04:15.68] zhè ér shuō zhe ne
[04:16.93] ěr biān xiāng tīng dé jiǎo bù shēng yīn
[04:18.85] wén wǔ qún chén cù yōng zhe zhè wèi qí xuān wáng lái le
[04:23.19] qí xuān wáng a
[04:24.69] gāng gāng zhēng yǎn
[04:25.90] yǒu tài jiàn lái bào, shuō
[04:27.49] " qǐ bǐng dài wáng qiān suì
[04:29.04] zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn chū liǎo shì ér le guó mǔ yù jiàn yāo jīng le."
[04:35.00] qí xuān wáng" cēng" jiù qǐ lái le
[04:35.65] " tài hǎo le, zhè huà shì zhēn de me? bié piàn wǒ a."
[04:39.65] " zhēn pèng jiàn le."
[04:41.76] " yāo jīng bǎ tā chī le me?"
[04:43.54] " gòu qiāng, kàn zhè yì sī tā néng bǎ yāo jīng chī le."
[04:48.06] " āi yā wǒ de niáng
[04:48.67] zǒu a zán men gǎn jǐn qù kàn kàn gěi yāo jīng jiā bǎ jìn r qù."
[04:57.46] lái dào zhè ér yī qiáo a
[04:58.96] niáng niáng zhèng zhǔn bèi xià jǐng ne
[05:02.18] qí xuān wáng hěn gāo xìng a
[05:03.80] " ràng tā xià
[05:04.45] kuài kuài kuài nǐ nǐ xià jǐng
[05:07.83] nǐ bú shì yào zhuā yāo jīng me?"
[05:09.31] " duì a, dài wáng qiān suì, a wǒ dǎ suàn xià jǐng."
[05:12.57] " hǎo a, nǐ xià a, kuài diǎn xià a."
[05:15.41] " xià bù qù a. nǐ kàn zhè jǐng kǒu hái méi wǒ yāo cū ní."
[05:19.73] " zhè bú yào le qīn mìng me, wǒ wǎng lǐ tuī nǐ xíng me?"
[05:23.39] " dài wáng, nǐ zhè shén me yì sī?"
[05:24.84] " wǒ zhè shì bāng nǐ, wǒ bāng nǐ zuò hǎo shì
[05:27.90] nǐ xià qù kàn kàn yāo jīng shì zěn me yī huí shì a."
[05:29.97] " hǎo, wǒ xià qù kě yǐ
[05:32.59] wǒ tàn yī tàn yāo jīng dào dǐ shì shén me biàn de
[05:35.48] wèi le wǒ dà qí guó jiāng shān shè jì wǒ jīn tiān xià jǐng zhuō yāo
[05:40.99] kě yǒu yī jié
[05:41.44] dài wáng qiān suì
[05:42.53] nǐ yào yīng yǔn wǒ zhè sān jiàn shì."
[05:45.54] " hǎo, nǐ shuō
[05:46.49] zhǐ yào nǐ xià qù yī wàn jiàn dōu xíng
[05:48.10] nǐ shuō ba."
[05:49.88] " dì yī, wǒ yào nǐ lē xià de lóng quán bǎo jiàn, wǒ yào tā lái hù shēn."
[05:56.02] " hǎo, gěi nǐ. shě le, bú yào le
[06:02.73] dì èr jiàn shì ne?"
[06:05.29] " dì èr jiàn shì qíng, wǒ yào nǐ zài jǐng kǒu zhè ér děng zhe wǒ,
[06:09.09] nǐ děng wǒ sān tiān kě yǐ ma?"
[06:12.93] " méi wèn tí!
[06:14.19] wǔ shí tiān yī nián wǒ dōu néng děng. nǐ xià qù ba."
[06:19.24] " zhè dì sān jiàn shì qíng wǒ rú guǒ sān tiān hòu yào shì bù huí lái
[06:24.62] nǐ bǎ jǐng kǒu tián sǐ miǎn de yāo jīng chū lái hài rén."
[06:29.60] " tài hǎo le! tài hǎo le! wǒ yí dìng tián sǐ shěng de nǐ chū lái hài rén."
[06:34.64] " a?"
[06:35.43] " bù shuō cuò le shuō cuò le, shěng de yāo jīng hài rén."
[06:38.92] " hǎo, liè wèi wén wǔ dà rén,
[06:42.32] tǎng ruò shuō yǒu gè yī chà èr cuò huí bù lái,
[06:45.13] méi bié de,
[06:46.03] wàng nǐ děng dà jiā chì dǎn zhōng xīn fǔ bǎo wǒ dà qí shè jì.
[06:50.46] wén wǔ qún chén zhēn yǒu zhè yǎn wō qiǎn de,
[06:53.09] yǎn lèi dū xià lái le:" niáng niáng a, nín duō bǎo zhòng a."
[06:56.76] xuān wáng zhí bǎi shǒu
[06:57.62] " nǐ shuō zhè gè gàn shén me,
[06:57.96] shuō zhè gè gěi nǐ ba,
[07:00.40] tiān bù zǎo le, kuài qù ba.
[07:02.32] zhù nǐ chéng gōng, kuài diǎn ba."
[07:05.94] niáng niáng zhàn qǐ shēn lái lái dào jǐng kǒu zhè ér,
[07:08.40] shǐ jìn de wǎng xià cèng.
[07:09.72] niáng niáng tài pàng le bǐ jǐng kǒu dōu pàng,
[07:11.65] cèng le bàn tiān" gū lū" yī xià zǐ rén jiù xià qù le.
[07:14.70] bǎ xuān wáng lè de" āi yōu wǒ de niáng āi,
[07:17.52] bǎ jǐng kǒu gài shang kuài diǎn!
[07:20.22] zài děng tā huí lái kuài diǎn!"
[07:21.97] wén wǔ qún chén shuō" zhè nǎ xíng a, dài wáng qiān suì bù shuō hǎo le sān tiān"
[07:25.31] " wǒ děng bù liǎo le wǒ zhè. gǎn jǐn! gǎn jǐn!"
[07:28.28] yǒu rén guò lái nòng guò jǐ kuài qīng shí bǎn qī chī kā chā bǎ jǐng kǒu gài shang,
[07:32.09] yòu nòng le hěn duō tǔ bǎ zhè kuài duī hǎo le shàng biān yòu zhǒng le jǐ kē huā jiāo shù,
[07:36.89] jù shuō huā jiāo shì bì xié de,
[07:39.21] dōu nòng hǎo le xuān wáng tā shi le.
[07:41.04] " āi yā ā, ǎn de niáng,
[07:42.91] liǎng shì wéi rén a.
[07:45.40] wǒ shì yòu huó shàng lái le,
[07:46.47] zǒu ba,
[07:47.77] zhōng wǔ gēn chú zǐ shuō nòng diǎn miàn tiáo zán men qìng zhù yī xià ba."
[07:51.73] qí xuān wáng zǒu le.
[07:53.19] zài shuō zhè wèi wú yán niáng niáng,
[07:54.97] shùn zhe jǐng kǒu wǎng xià zǒu kāi shǐ a zhè gè dào ér hěn zhǎi,
[07:58.53] zǒu zhe zǒu zhe shì yuè zǒu yuè kuān yuè zǒu yuè kuān,
[08:02.30] zài wǎng qián shì píng tǎn dà dào.
[08:04.83] " huò, zhè shì shén me dì fang ne?"
[08:07.40] měng rán jiān qiáo jiàn qián biān yǒu yī tuán huǒ guāng niáng niáng lè le,
[08:12.12] béng wèn nǎ,
[08:13.28] zhè jiù shì nà yāo jīng nǎ.
[08:14.97] " hāi! dà dǎn yāo niè, nǎ lǐ zǒu!"
[08:19.49] wǎng qián zhuī.
[08:21.24] qián biān zhè huǒ guāng a,
[08:22.51] zhēn shì zhè yāo jīng,
[08:23.89] zhè yāo jīng yī huí tóu
[08:24.87] " ā, nǐ yǒu wán méi wán nǎ nǐ!"
[08:28.68] " nuò nuò nuò" wǎng qián jiù pǎo a
[08:31.03] jiù qiáo yī tuán huǒ guāng dōu qiáo bú jiàn shēn yǐng le,
[08:34.24] huǒ guāng lǐ biān yǐn yǐn yuē yuē chuán chū lái chōu qì de shēng yīn.
[08:38.38] yāo jīng yī biān kū yī biān pǎo a" nǎ yǒu tiān lǐ ya?!"
[08:44.16] wǎng qián zǒu niáng niáng hòu biān zhuī,
[08:47.51] àn xiàn zài zhōng diǎn shuō pǎo le yǒu bàn gè lái xiǎo shí ba měng rán jiān qián biān,
[08:51.55] huò, yuè lái yuè kuān chǎng
[08:54.98] yǒu yí kuài píng tǎn zhī dì liǎng páng biān nǎ zhǒng de gè zhǒng de shù,
[08:59.32] shén me dōu yǒu,
[09:00.17] sang liǔ yú huái a,
[09:01.19] ā! ér qiě qián biān yǒu yī suǒ dà zhái yuàn,
[09:03.89] mén fēn zuǒ yòu,
[09:06.20] zhè gǔ zǐ hóng guāng" wū" jìn qù le.
[09:09.23] niáng niáng yī qiáo,
[09:10.34] hēi béng wèn le,
[09:11.14] zhè gè yāo jīng nǎ zhè shì tā men jiā,
[09:13.84] wǒ dé jìn qù,
[09:14.81] bù guǎn shì dà yāo jīng xiǎo yāo jīng huā yāo jīng má zi yāo jīng gè shì gè yàng de
[09:18.89] jīn tiān dào wǒ shǒu lǐ shuí yě hǎo bù liǎo,
[09:20.73] bǎ nǐ men dōu tāo chū lái!
[09:22.85] mài bù gāng yào jìn qù,
[09:24.54] yóu dǎ lǐ biān jīn guāng hù tǐ chū lái yī bāng rén.
[09:28.14] wéi shǒu yǒu yī wèi lǎo dào gū,
[09:29.98] liǎn shàng zhòu wén duī lěi,
[09:32.39] tóu fà xuě bái yī gēn bù luàn shū dé zhěng zhěng qí qí,
[09:35.78] liǎn shàng hěn cí xiáng,
[09:37.68] chuān zhe yī shēn dào zhuāng shǒu lǐ ná zhe yī gēn fú chén.
[09:39.19] ná shǒu yī zhǐ tā:" hái zi, nǐ lái la?"
[09:44.00] " a, nǐ shì yāo jīng shén me rén?"
[09:48.57] " hāi, gū niáng,
[09:50.29] nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ a?
[09:52.07] hā hā hā hā,
[09:53.94] lái lái lái jìn lái jìn lái."
[09:55.74] yī shēn shǒu" pēng" bǎ niáng niáng shǒu zhuā zhù le.
[09:58.95] àn zhào niáng niáng zhè pí qì jiù gāi yī bō lèng tā,
[10:01.86] méi xiǎng dào yī tái shǒu méi tái dòng,
[10:04.25] yī zuó mo méi yǒu rén jiā jìn dà,
[10:06.15] gēn zhe jìn qù ba.
[10:06.96] mài bù lái dào lǐ biān,
[10:07.97] yī qiáo lǐ biān a,
[10:08.90] huò, hǎo jǐ gè gū niáng liǎng biān zhàn de.
[10:14.67] yǒu qī chá de dào shuǐ de xuē shuǐ guǒ de bāo jú zi de gàn ma de dōu yǒu.
[10:15.87] " zuò zhè ér zuò zhè ér zuò zhè ér."
[10:17.05] lǎo tài tài zuò zài zhè biān wú yán niáng niáng zuò zài nà biān.
[10:19.37] " hāi, gàn ma de nǐ shì, nǐ yāo jīng shén me rén nǎ?"
[10:22.53] " āi, shǎ hái zi, nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ a?
[10:25.43] wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a, wǒ shì lí shān lǎo mǔ, wǒ shì shén xiān."
[10:32.46] " a, shén xiān? méi qiáo chū lái ya, zěn me zhù zhè me yǐn bì de dì fāng?
[10:40.54] nǐ zhè shén xiān bù néng jiàn rén shì zěn me zhāo."
[10:41.92] " shǎ hái zi, nǐ ya bú shì zhōng lí chūn nǎ.
[10:46.33] nǐ bǎ shàng bèi zi shì ér nǐ quán wàng le.
[10:48.65] nǐ shì yù huáng dà dì de liù gū niáng a,
[10:51.71] xiǎng dāng chū shì rú cǐ zhè me bān zhè me bān rú cǐ
[10:54.57] nǐ cái dǎ xià fán chén yào zhěng jiù lí mín bǎi xìng a."
[10:58.75] " shì a, wǒ zěn me xiǎng bù qǐ lái le?"
[11:01.88] " duì a, nǐ zhè yī xià fán zhè nǎo zi jiù níng zhù le,
[11:05.35] bú yào jǐn de yǐ hòu màn màn màn màn nǐ quán néng míng bái.
[11:08.69] nǐ gāng cái bú shì zhǎo yī yāo jīng me? wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a,
[11:11.03] nà gè bú shì yāo jīng, nà shi hàn hǎi qí lín.
[11:14.04] yīn wèi fàn le cuò le dǎ zài zhè ér,
[11:16.56] shí jì shang shì děng zhe nǐ,
[11:18.41] nǐ yǐ hòu yào bǎo dà qí de tiān xià méi yǒu zuò qí bù xíng,
[11:20.76] hàn hǎi qí lín biàn chéng yī pǐ mǎ ràng nǐ qí zhe.
[11:24.15] lái ya, bǎ tā qiān jìn lái."
[11:25.81] yǒu gū niáng chū qù bǎ zhè mǎ qiān jìn lái.
[11:29.08] yī qiáo zhè mǎ,
[11:29.67] tóu zhì wěi gòu zhǎng èr,
[11:30.73] tí zhì bèi bā chǐ wǔ,
[11:32.24] nǎo guā dǐng yǒu yī zuǒ máo zhè máo níng zhe wǎng shàng zhǎng zhè jiào tóu shàng zhǎng jiǎo,
[11:36.48] dǔ zi dǐ xià zhè máo a
[11:37.91] níng zhe chéng yī piàn yī piàn de gēn lín shì de zhè jiào lē xià shēng lín,
[11:42.65] ér qiě zhè jiǎo dǐ xià zhè tí zi gēn niú yí yàng sì gè tí zi fēn bā bàn,
[11:46.73] bù xiàng mǎ shì de,
[11:48.40] zhè zuǐ a liě kāi le zhǎng lǐ biān shàng xià jiāo cuò sì gè dà liáo yá bǎo mǎ liáng jū.
[11:53.88] " yǐ hòu nǐ jiù qí zhe tā,
[11:55.73] tā tuó zhe nǐ zhuǎn zhàn nán běi fǔ bǎo dà qí de tiān xià.
[11:59.67] zhè hái yǒu yī tào huáng jīn de kǎi jiǎ yě shì gěi nǐ yù bèi de,
[12:02.70] lái ya, tái guò zhè kǒu sān qí dìng qí dāo."
[12:07.20] yǒu rén bǎ dāo tái chū lái le,
[12:09.07] " zhè kǒu dà dāo yǐ hòu jiù shì nǐ de chèn shǒu de bīng rèn.
[12:11.41] kuà xià mǎ zhǎng zhōng dāo chuān hǎo zhè shēn huáng jīn kǎi jiǎ fǔ bǎo dà qí,
[12:15.56] tīng jiàn le ma?"
[12:16.87] " tīng jiàn le, nà wǒ xiè xiè nín ba."
[12:18.81] " bié kè qi, nǐ yào huí qù cóng zhè ér kě zǒu bù liǎo le."
[12:21.81] " wèi shí me ne?"
[12:23.55] " nǐ xià lái qí xuān wáng bǎ jǐng kǒu tián shàng le,
[12:27.46] nǐ ya dé cóng zhè biān zǒu.
[12:29.25] zán men zhè hái yǒu yī tàng dào,
[12:31.04] cóng zhè chū qù zhuǎn guò liǎ wān,
[12:32.81] hàn hǎi qí lín rèn shi dào,
[12:34.50] tā néng dài zhe nǐ qù dào huáng gōng nèi yuàn zhǎo qí xuān wáng."
[12:38.40] " hǎo lei!"
[12:40.30] yī shēn shǒu xiān bǎ nà huáng jīn kǎi jiǎ ná guò lái cóng tóu dào xià chuān hǎo le.
[12:44.04] huò, yuè fā de jīng shén, jiù shì zhè liǎn shàng hǎo kàn bù liǎo.
[12:48.80] shǒu lǐ zuàn zhe zhè kǒu dìng qí dāo fān shēn shàng le hàn hǎi qí lín,
[12:52.50] yǒu xiān tóng yǐn lù shùn zhe lǐ biān chū lái yī qiáo a,
[12:56.14] huáng gōng nèi yuàn de wài qiáng.
[12:58.25] zhuǎn le liǎng quān zhuǎn huí lái huán zhēn pǎo dào bā bǎo liú lí jǐng kàn,
[13:01.98] yī qiáo a, dāng shí qì huài le.
[13:03.86] zěn me ne
[13:05.13] jǐng kǒu shàng biān yǒu shí tou yǒu tǔ yǒu huā jiāo shù
[13:08.20] bù yóu de sān shī shén bào tiào bù líng háo qì téng kōng liǎng tài yáng mào huǒ qī qiào shēng yān,
[13:13.33] niáng niáng gǎi le bá huǒ guàn le.
[13:15.60] " a! wǒ gāng xià qù nǐ jiù bǎ jǐng kǒu tián sǐ!
[13:18.07] zhēn zhēn qī rén tài shèn!
[13:19.77] zhā zhā zhā zhā wa yā yā ya!"
[13:22.04] liǎng tuǐ yī shǐ jìn hàn hǎi qí lín shuō:
[13:23.93] " nín dé qīng diǎn, zhè shòu bù liǎo.
[13:27.05] liǎng jūn zhèn qián hái xíng, nín zhè méi shì jiù zhè yàng wǒ kě shòu bù liǎo."
[13:30.07] " bié shuō huà ràng rén tīng jiàn a wǒ gào sù nǐ.
[13:32.38] wǒ yào shuō nǐ shì yuán lái nà yāo jīng tā men dà huǒ dé duò le nǐ zhī dào ma,
[13:34.61] bié shuō huà."
[13:35.77] qí zhe hàn hǎi qí lín gǎn bēn wǔ cháo mén.
[13:39.38] yín ān diàn shàng jì xuān wáng zhèng gāo xìng ne:
[13:42.12] " āi yā nǐ kàn, jīn tiān shì yí gè pǔ tiān tóng qìng de rì zi,
[13:45.64] shì yí gè hǎo rì zi,
[13:47.34] cóng míng nián kāi shǐ a jīn tiān jiù suàn guó qìng jié le,
[13:51.89] ér qiě cóng míng nián kāi shǐ jīn tiān jiù suàn guǎ rén wǒ de shēng rì le,
[13:55.56] wǒ yòu huó le yī cì, wǒ zhēn shì hěn gāo xìng a."
[13:59.17] zhèng shuō zhe yóu dǎ dǐ xià" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" huáng mén guān lái le" wàn suì, dà shì bù hǎo."
[14:04.90] " shén me shì a? shén me shì dōu yā bù dǎo wǒ,
[14:07.30] xiàn rú jīn wǒ zhè gè xīn fù dà huàn qù diào le,
[14:10.21] gū wáng wǒ xiàn zài shì yòu huī fù le zì yóu shēn,
[14:13.29] shén me shì wǒ yě bù hài pà zhī dào bù?
[14:16.78] nǐ gào sù wǒ shén me shì ba?"
[14:17.85] " niáng niáng lái le."
[14:19.01] " āi yā wǒ de niáng a, nǐ kàn cuò le ba, nǐ kàn cuò le."
[14:24.41] " méi cuò, jiù shì tā.
[14:25.94] zhè huí lái huán bù yí yàng le,
[14:27.36] cóng shàng dào xià jīn kuī jīn jiǎ shǒu ná de sān píng dìng qí dāo,
[14:30.89] nín qiáo qiáo zěn me bàn nǎ?"
[14:33.31] " ya, zěn me zhāo quán fù wǔ zhuāng le?
[14:36.13] āi yā wǒ de niáng ya,
[14:37.08] tā kōng zhuó shǒu wǒ dōu dǎ bu guò tā,
[14:38.94] tā ná le dāo zěn me bàn a zhè gè shì nào dé."
[14:41.19] " zhè zěn me bàn ne?
[14:42.40] āi dài wáng nín bù rú zhǎo yàn yīng yàn chéng xiàng gěi nín chū yī zhǔ yì."
[14:46.30] " , hǎo."
[14:47.92] wén bān zhōng yàn chéng xiàng chū lái le," dài wáng zhè gè shì wǒ guǎn bù liǎo."
[14:51.78] " nǐ zěn me guǎn bù liǎo ne?"
[14:54.10] " nín tián jǐng kǒu de shí hòu wǒ kě bù zài,
[14:57.11] wǒ yào zài wǒ dé lán zhe nín,
[14:58.22] méi yǒu zhè me bàn shì de, yán ér wú xìn ne!
[15:00.99] xiàn rú jīn niáng niáng lái le, tiān tā dì xiàn duō dà shì dé nín zì jǐ káng."
[15:05.55] " duì! wǒ zì jǐ káng, nǐ hái bié xiàng zhe wǒ, zhī dào bù?
[15:11.09] tiān tā dì xiàn wǒ zì jǐ káng!
[15:13.40] wǒ bù pà zhè gè, wǒ yào zuò tài shān dǐng shàng yī qīng sōng nǐ zhī dào bù?
[15:17.96] wǒ shì xiǎng káng, wǒ tā niáng de káng dé zhù me?
[15:22.33] nǐ shuō ba nǐ tí tiáo jiàn ba, zěn me zhāo nǐ néng bāng zhe wǒ."
[15:25.39] " dài wáng qiān suì, nín shì jūn wáng wǒ shì chén zǐ, chén zǐ qǐ néng yāo xié jūn wáng?
[15:30.26] bù guò cǐ shì yào chéng"
[15:35.38] " sān tiáo?
[15:36.72] wǒ zhī dào le, tā xià jǐng de shí hòu gēn wǒ shuō le sān tiáo,
[15:39.85] ó wǒ míng bái le, nǐ yǒu sān tiáo jì cè néng duì tā zhè sān tiáo shì bú shì?"
[15:45.90] " wǒ yào sān qiān liǎng huáng jīn."
[15:47.30] " ya āi yā nǐ tài wàn è le nǐ ya! guǎ rén yǒu nán nǐ bù bāng zhù wǒ."
[15:55.33] " méi bàn fǎ, dài wáng qiān suì nín zhè shì dé sān qiān liǎng huáng jīn cái néng le."
[16:00.08] " nǐ zhè nǐ zhè bú shì nán wéi wǒ me."
[16:02.43] qí xuān wáng zuì cái mí zhī dào ma,
[16:04.43] píng shí zì jǐ rì cháng shēng huó gěi zì jǐ dōu dìng hǎo le,
[16:07.10] měi tiān chī fàn bù xǔ chāo guò duō shǎo cài mǐ fàn bù xǔ chāo guò duō shǎo lì,
[16:10.58] nà chú zǐ dōu kuài lèi sǐ le." yào sān qiān liǎng?"
[16:13.81] " yào bù rán guǎn bù liǎo."
[16:15.12] " xíng, guǎ rén wǒ dā yìng nǐ, nǐ shuō ba."
[16:16.91] " nà hǎo, nín bǎ niáng niáng qǐng shàng diàn lái yī qiè dōu yǒu wǒ ne."
[16:21.38] " hǎo! yǒu qǐng niáng niáng."
[16:23.27] huà yīn gāng luò,
[16:24.29] zài qiáo niáng niáng qí zhe hàn hǎi qí lín
[16:26.86] yóu dǎ dǐ xià" huā lā huā lā huā lā" zhí shàng yín ān diàn,
[16:29.59] xuān wáng yī qiáo
[16:30.98] " wán le wán le, tā ná zhè lǐ dāng le pǎo mǎ chǎng le zhè shì,
[16:33.78] yì diǎn dōu bù zūn jìng wǒ a āi yā.
[16:36.99] wǒ shuō niáng niáng nǐ huí lái le? nǐ zěn me zhè huì ér cái huí lái?"
[16:42.71] " dāi! hūn wáng a, yán ér wú xìn nǐ nǎ lǐ hái yǒu zhè fū qī de qíng fèn nǎ?"
[16:48.82] " nǐ bié yuān wǎng wǒ, yàn chéng xiàng zhè gè ."
[16:54.56] " a?"
[16:55.37] " ." zěn me ne, wǒ huā qián le, nǐ shuō ba.
[16:57.52] chéng xiàng guò lái le
[16:58.45] " niáng niáng a, shì zhè me huí shì, nǐ ne yě bié mán yuàn dài wáng qiān suì,
[17:03.79] nín rù jǐng zhī hòu néng dài wáng qiān suì ne
[17:06.29] què shí shì pā zài jǐng biān shì lián shēng de tòng kū,
[17:08.75] hòu lái ya zhè gè dòng kǒu ya wǎng shàng zhí mào hēi yān.
[17:12.07] wǒ men kǒng pà yāo guài chū lái shāng dào dài wáng qiān suì
[17:15.16] méi bàn fǎ cái bǎ jǐng kǒu yǎn shàng de,
[17:17.64] dào xiàn zài dài wáng xīn lǐ biān hái bú shì zī wèi ne.
[17:20.30] qiáo, dài wáng hái kū zhe ne."
[17:22.15] " a, duì! kū zhe ne. āi ya wǒ zhè xīn lǐ bù shǎo zī wèi a!"
[17:25.47] " ó, shì zhēn de me?"
[17:28.99] chéng xiàng chōng tā jǐ le jǐ yǎn
[17:31.21] " ó xíng! nǐ yào chōng wǒ jǐ yǎn wǒ jiù tīng jiàn le."
[17:35.50] zhè zěn me shuō chū lái le zhè gè.
[17:37.47] " jì rán rú cǐ zhè gè shì jì wǎng bù jiù,
[17:41.46] wǒ shuō dài wáng qiān suì a,
[17:43.34] xiàn rú jīn nǐ wǒ èr rén yǐ rán chéng qīn,
[17:46.18] zuó wǎn, nǐ kě méi qù zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn.
[17:48.95] xiǎo fēi wǒ yī huì ér huí qù xiè xià wǒ huáng jīn kǎi jiǎ shū zhuāng dǎ bàn,
[17:54.21] wǒ yào huà yī huā zhuāng mǒ yī mǒ yǎn miáo yī miáo zuǐ,
[17:57.26] wǒ jiù zài zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn děng zhe nín lái zán men yào lóng fèng chéng xiáng."
[18:03.68] zhuǎn shēn jiù zǒu," dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" xià le yín ān diàn.
[18:08.15] wén wǔ qún chén guò lái:" dài wáng! dài wáng! dài wáng dài wáng"
[18:15.41] bàn tiān de gōng fū:
[18:18.02] " āi ya wǒ de qīn niáng ya, āi ya, nǐ men shuí zǎi le wǒ ya,
[18:22.92] nǐ men jiù le wǒ jiù dé le.
[18:25.18] hái yǒu bié de bàn fǎ ma? yàn chéng xiàng yàn chéng xiàng?"
[18:28.97] " dài wáng qiān suì a."
[18:30.21] " wǒ wèn nǐ, zhè gè shì ér zěn me bàn?"
[18:31.74] " zhè shì"
[18:33.01] " ya zhè me xiē gè! bú shì gěi le yí gè zhè gè le ma?"
[18:39.10] " zhè gè shì gāng cái nà shì, zhè gè shì zhè huí zhè shì."
[18:42.35] " tài guì le zhè gè. nǐ"
[18:44.33] " nà méi bàn fǎ le."
[18:46.16] " nǐ nǐ xíng! yī huì ér yí kuài lǐng ba!
[18:49.63] yī gòng jiù shì qī ge le shì ba?
[18:51.59] guǎ rén wǒ yán ér yǒu xìn
[18:53.04] yàn chéng xiàng nǐ shuō ba zhè gè shì ér zěn me bàn ne."
[18:55.79] " ó, zhè shì zhè yàng, nín nǎ sàn cháo zhī hòu bié qù zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn,
[19:01.92] qù xī gōng xià yuàn, xī gōng gāo niáng niáng yǒu hǎo zhǔ yì gěi nín chū."
[19:08.44] " ya, nǐ zěn me zhī dào de?"
[19:11.48] " wèi chén wǒ néng qiā huì suàn nǎ."
[19:13.58] " ó, gāo niáng niáng néng gěi wǒ chū zhǔ yi, hǎo!
[19:17.21] nà nǐ kàn nǐ zhè gè sì qiān shì bú shì jiù gěi tā le?"
[19:19.53] " bù zhè bù chéng, zhè shì wǒ gào sù nín de.
[19:22.16] yào bù rán yǐ hòu nín yǒu shì wǒ kě bù guǎn nín."
[19:24.83] " bié jiè, yǐ hòu wǒ yǒu shì hái dé qiú zhe nǐ ne.
[19:27.66] xíng, lái a bǎi jià."
[19:30.31] dà xiǎo tài jiàn wéi zhe lái zài le xī gōng,
[19:33.93] yī qiáo xī gōng niáng niáng gāo jīn dìng zhè ér děng zhe ne.
[19:37.19] ā dǎo chī de zhè piào liàng ya,
[19:39.70] jīn nián gāng gāng shí jiǔ suì,
[19:41.43] zhǎng de méi yǒu zhè me hǎo kàn de, liǎn zhè bái ya tài bái le!
[19:44.66] yī qiáo niáng niáng zhè hǎo kàn méi shāo yǎn jiǎo shuō bù jìn zhè wàn zhǒng de fēng qíng
[19:50.93] yī zǒu qǐ lái nà zhè liǎng bù fēng bǎi hé yè yǔ rùn bā jiāo!
[19:55.03] niǎo niǎo tíng tíng lái zài wài biān yíng jiē dài wáng qiān suì
[19:58.63] qí xuān wáng kàn zhe jiù lè:
[20:00.44] " zhǎng de duō hǎo kàn ne,
[20:02.28] nà xiǎo liǎn dàn zhǎng de gēn huì dòu fǔ shì de,
[20:05.54] nǐ kàn nà zuǐ ba zi gēn liū dòu fǔ shì de,
[20:07.65] nà gè nǎo mén gēn dòng dòu fǔ shì de."
[20:09.60] huáng shàng yě méi chī guò bié de, jiù rèn dòu fǔ.
[20:12.77] lái de lǐ biān wǎng zhè yī zuò jiǔ cài qí bèi le,
[20:16.18] niáng niáng gāo jīn dìng ná guò bēi lái dǎo hǎo le jiǔ:
[20:18.95] " dài wáng qiān suì, nín hē yī bēi ba."
[20:21.44] " āi, wǒ hē shén me hē.
[20:22.98] wǒ zhè gè xīn lǐ bú shì zī wèi.
[20:25.03] wǒ shuō ài fēi ya, yòu méi yǒu hǎo zhǔ yì gěi wǒ chū chū?"
[20:28.71] " ó, nín zěn me le?"
[20:30.69] " zěn me le, nǐ hái bù zhī dào me?
[20:32.40] wǒ zhè bú shì yòu gěi nǐ qǔ le yí gè huáng jiě me,
[20:35.83] zhēng gōng niáng niáng zhǎng de gēn yāo jīng shì de.
[20:38.10] xiàn rú jīn tā zài zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn děng zhe wǒ ne,
[20:40.95] ràng wǒ gēn tā rù dòng fáng qù, nǐ yǒu bàn fǎ méi yǒu a?"
[20:44.85] " yōu, dài wáng qiān suì nín xǐ huān tā bù xǐ huān tā?"
[20:49.48] " wǒ néng xǐ huān tā me wǒ! duō hán chěn, wǒ bù néng yào tā a."
[20:53.34] " nín yào bú yào tā jiù bǎ tā qù le ba."
[20:57.03] " qù le? zěn me qù?"
[20:59.78] " nín shè de shě bù dé?"
[21:02.18] " wǒ shè de! nà yǒu shén me shě bù dé!
[21:04.55] wǒ qiú zhī bù dé ya! nǐ yǒu zhè gè bàn fǎ me?"
[21:08.23] " wǒ gēn nín shuō a, wǒ yǒu yī bǎ jiǔ qǔ wāi bǎ zhuǎn xīn hú,
[21:14.27] zhè bǎ hú lǐ biān néng tóng shí zhuāng liǎng zhǒng jiǔ,
[21:17.93] hú bǎ shàng yǒu yī kāi guān,
[21:19.45] yī àn kāi guān zhè biān dào de jiù shì hǎo jiǔ,
[21:22.83] zài yī àn zhè biān dào de jiù shì dú jiǔ."
[21:24.43] " ā, nǐ hái yǒu zhè gè gāo kē jì de dōng xī ne?
[21:28.72] āi zhè hǎo a zhè gè, nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me zhāo ne?"
[21:31.98] " wǒ shàng nà ér qù jiàn jiàn tā qù,
[21:33.74] bù guǎn zěn me shuō niáng niáng lái le wǒ hái méi qiáo jiàn tā ne.
[21:36.74] wǒ gēn tā yí kuài hē jiǔ ná dú jiǔ bǎ tā yào sǐ,
[21:39.67] zhè shì bù jiù wán le me."
[21:42.11] " zhè gè zhǔ yì shí zài shì tài hǎo le,
[21:44.36] wǒ shùn biàn wèn yī jù nǐ bǎ zhè gè hú dài jìn gōng lái zhè shì gàn shén me yòng de zhè shì?"
[21:49.72] " ó, zhè yě méi bié de, zhè shì wǒ bà bà gěi wǒ de péi jià."
[21:52.49] " wǒ de qīn niáng ya, rén rén dōu dé fáng a, tài wēi xiǎn le!
[21:57.34] nà nǐ qù ba,
[21:58.44] nǐ yào shì néng bǎ tā miè le méi yǒu bié de,
[22:00.35] zhèng gōng guó mǔ jiù shì nǐ de le."
[22:02.77] " wǒ zūn zhǐ."
[22:04.34] zhàn qǐ shēn lái fēn fù gōng é tài jiàn zhǔn bèi le yī zhuō shàng děng de jiǔ xí
[22:08.42] yòu zài zhè bǎ zhuǎn xīn hú lǐ biān zhǔn bèi hǎo liǎng zhǒng jiǔ cí bié le qí xuān wáng gǎn bēn zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn.
[22:16.11] zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn lǐ biān a,
[22:19.05] zhè wèi wú yán niáng niáng yǐ jīng huà hǎo zhuāng le,
[22:20.47] liǎn shàng mǒ le sì jīn fěn gēn zǎn nì zǐ shì de,
[22:24.41] mǒ wán lián bí zǐ dōu kàn bú jiàn le zhè jiù liǎ hēi kū lóng,
[22:27.88] miáo méi dǎ bìn mǒ de sāi hóng huà de kǒu hóng,
[22:35.33] dōu huà wán le zì gě ér ná guò jìng zi lái:
[22:37.02] " yě bié guài tā hài pà, wǒ zì gě ér dōu shèn dé huāng."
[22:42.31] xǐ le ba, dǎ shuǐ yòu dōu xǐ le.
[22:44.78] xǐ wán zuò zhè ér děng zhe" zěn me hái bù lái, zěn me huì shì? wǒ zhè ér děng zhe hái bù lái."
[22:50.82] zhèng shuō zhe,
[22:51.90] dà tài jiàn jìn lái le:
[22:52.79] " xī gōng niáng niáng gāo jīn dìng gěi nín zhè ér xiàn jiǔ lái le."
[22:55.94] " hǎo ràng tā jìn lái ba."
[22:57.50] yóu dǎ wài biān jìn lái jiù zhè liǎng bù zǒu,
[22:59.35] ā! niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì,
[23:03.10] " nǐ qiáo rén jiā zhè liǎng bù zǒu niǎo niǎo tíng tíng de,
[23:06.66] nà xiǎo yāo suí yāo bǎi kuà,
[23:08.86] nǐ kàn wǒ zhè liǎng bù zǒu gēn gǒu xióng shì de, jìn lái ba."
[23:11.00] lái dào zhè ér
[23:13.15] " pū tōng" guì xià le:" wǒ zhè ér cān jiàn huáng jiě."
[23:15.80] " ó, nǐ jiào shén me ya?"
[23:17.30] " wǒ jiào jīn dìng."
[23:18.92] " nǐ kàn rén jiā duō huì qǐ míng zì,
[23:20.71] yào bù huáng shàng xǐ huān nǐ ne, jiào jīn dìng.
[23:23.14] wǒ yào jiào gè tiě pì gǔ yě xíng a
[23:25.57] qǐ lái ba, nǐ gàn ma lái le?"
[23:28.01] " yōu, wǒ zhè ér gēn nín hē jiǔ lái le, hái méi qiáo jiàn nín le."
[23:30.69] " zuò xià ba" fēn bīn zhǔ luò le zuò, jiǔ cài bǎi shàng bǎ zhè hú gē hǎo le:
[23:34.93] " wǒ gēn nín hē yī bēi ba."
[23:38.52] " hǎo! nǐ gēn wǒ hē yī bēi? hǎo! dào jiǔ lái!"
[23:43.87] shuō yī shēng zhè gè,
[23:45.03] zài qiáo xī gōng niáng niáng liǎn shàng hàn" huā" jiù xià lái le.
[23:47.92] tài wēi xiǎn le, xīn shuō tā yǎo rén bù yǎo rén a?
[23:52.41] tài shèn dé huāng.
[23:53.80] shǒu lǐ yī duō suo liǎn shàng biàn yán biàn sè.
[23:57.49] bié kàn zhōng lí chūn zhǎng de hán chěn xīn yǎn ér tā míng bái
[24:00.70] " āi, tā zěn me zhí duō suo ya?"
[24:02.92] " hāi! zěn me huí shì nǐ!"
[24:04.91] " āi ya ya, méi shì."
[24:06.43] " méi shì nǐ duō suo shén me!"
[24:08.10] " méi méi duō suo shén me"
[24:10.12] " shǒu lǐ ná de shén me?"
[24:11.32] " ná de ná de jiǔ a."
[24:12.60] " shì dú jiǔ ma?"
[24:13.76] " shì." āi, shuō chū lái le.
[24:16.60] yī shuō chū shì dú jiǔ,
[24:18.52] wú yán niáng niáng kě jiù huǒ le,
[24:19.82] zhàn shēn lūn zhe bā zhǎng" pā!"
[24:23.93] " āi? nǎo dài ne?"
[24:26.70] yī qiáo gēn shàng biān le" huò? lì qì tài dà diǎn le,
[24:30.67] sǐ le? sǐ le yě bù ráo nǐ!"
[24:33.25] yī jiǎo cǎi de zhè biān ná zhè shǒu a
[24:35.50] yī lā jiǎo bó zi,
[24:36.51] gē de jiān bǎng yī cháng jìn
[24:37.47] " kā chā" yī xià zǐ bǎ rén lèng sī le.
[24:40.56] cǎi zhù dà kuà níng jiǎo bó zi
[24:41.95] " kā chā" bǎ tā dà kuà xiè xià lái le,
[24:44.49] káng zhe dà tuǐ wǎng wài jiù zǒu,
[24:46.98] zhǎo qí xuān wáng suàn zhàng qù.
[24:48.92] káng zhe tuǐ yī chū gōng mén,
[24:49.86] wén wǔ tài jiàn hái wèn ne,
[24:51.66] " niáng niáng mǎi ròu qù le?" zěn me ne, gēn káng zhe bàn shàn zhū shì de.
[24:56.86] " dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" lái dào hòu gōng zhǎo qí xuān wáng.
[25:00.26] xuān wáng zì gě ér zhè zhèng zuò zhe ne,
[25:02.25] xīn shuō wǒ dé tīng gè xìn ér a,
[25:03.57] xī gōng niáng niáng dào dǐ shì yǒu pǔ méi pǔ a,
[25:05.66] zhè shì dào dǐ chéng dé le chéng bù liǎo a?
[25:07.84] zhèng zuó mo zhe ne,
[25:08.77] yóu dǎ wài miàn" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" wú yán niáng niáng lái le
[25:11.65] " pā!" shǒu lǐ zhè tiáo tuǐ wǎng zhè yī gē,
[25:14.74] qí xuān wáng yī qiáo:
[25:16.06] " zhè shì shén me wán yì a? nǐ mǎi ròu le? nǐ dǎ suàn gàn shén me ya?"
[25:22.40] " gàn shén me? hāi! qí xuān wáng! tián pì!"
[25:26.77] " wǒ jiào tián pì jiāng."
[25:28.66] " wǒ lǎn de shuō nà zì, wǒ wèn nǐ nǐ ān de shén me xīn?"
[25:32.92] " a? wǒ ān de shén me xīn? zěn me de le?"
[25:35.30] " zěn me de le, nǐ dǎ fā xī gōng xià yuàn gāo jīn dìng
[25:38.83] shuō zhe shì gěi wǒ jìng jiǔ shí jì shang lǐ biān shì dú jiǔ! wǒ bǎ tā zǎi le!"
[25:43.09] " āi ya wǒ de niáng ya! nǐ shuō zǎi jiù zǎi yí gè!"
[25:46.99] " màn shuō shì zhè gè, yāo jīng yòu zěn me yàng, wǒ gào sù nǐ jīn tiān zhè shì zán liǎ méi wán!"
[25:51.68] " ā, nǐ méi wán wǒ hái méi wán ne!
[25:55.44] a nǐ shuō zǎi jiù zǎi a?
[25:58.17] zhè shì guǎ rén wǒ de niáng niáng, lái a, bǎ tā bǎng shàng!
[26:02.15] tuī chū qù shā le!"
[26:04.46] liǎng páng biān diàn qián wǔ shì" huā lèng lèng" wǎng qián zǒu zhàn de zhè ér chōng niáng niáng lè.
[26:14.02] wú yán niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì,
[26:16.36] zì jǐ ya shì yí gè cū rén bú huì shuō shí mǒ huà,
[26:19.50] kě dào zhè huì ér zhè xīn lǐ bú shì zī wèi,
[26:21.99] yī ér zài zài ér sān zuò shì shí zài shì tài guò fèn le,
[26:26.06] gēn zhè yàng de rén guò rì zi yě bú huì yǒu shén me xìng fú,
[26:29.50] kě tàn zì jǐ guì wèi yī guó de huáng niáng a,
[26:32.45] xiàn rú jīn luò le yí gè zhè gè xià chǎng.
[26:34.45] yào shuō xiàn rú jīn dǎ zhe dǎ chū qù shuí yě lán bú zhù zì jǐ,
[26:38.01] kě shì huí jiā zhī hòu a jué zhe gèng méi yì sī,
[26:41.51] dé le, sǐ le jiù sǐ le ba.
[26:43.76] ná shǒu yī zhǐ diàn qián wǔ shì:" nǐ men ná zhe tiě liàn zǐ shì dǎ suàn gàn ma ya?"
[26:49.78] " méi shì."
[26:57.21] " bié hài pà, jiǎn qǐ lái."
[26:59.59] " bù bù bù bù bù bù bù bù bù bù"
[27:02.84] " ná guò lái, bǎ wǒ kǔn shàng."
[27:05.27] " niáng niáng nín jìng nào zhe wán ér nín."
[27:10.21] " bié pà, cǐ nǎi guó jiā de wáng fǎ wǒ rèn tóu le, lái ba!"
[27:14.72] " niáng niáng nín shuō zhè zhēn de? nín děng zhe a."
[27:17.75] jiǎn qǐ lái le dì gěi páng biān zhè gè" lái nǐ lái, shàng, zǒu zǒu!"
[27:23.04] " zěn me wǒ qù?"
[27:24.15] " fèi huà, wǒ shì tou er! kuài qù. niáng niáng nín jì zhe diǎn, tā nòng de."
[27:29.27] wǔ shì guò lái" huā léng gā bēng" bǎ niáng niáng suǒ shàng
[27:32.33] " niáng niáng, nín gāo shēng yī bù ba, zán yǒu shì wài biān shuō ba."
[27:36.42] niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì:
[27:37.88] " āi!" zì jǐ jìn gōng gēn huáng shàng dǎ suàn guò rì zi wú fēi shì yī chǎng mèng,
[27:43.15] jīn tiān dào zhè ér yě méi yì sī le
[27:45.37] " bà le, sǐ le jiù sǐ le ba! hāi!"
[27:48.34] yī duò jiǎo yòu suì yí kuài zhuān. zhuǎn shēn chū qù zhí bèn wǔ cháo mén yǐ wài.
[27:52.89] qí xuān wáng zhè xīn lǐ hái bù xuān fèn ne
[27:55.24] " tài bù xiàng huà le a tài bù xiàng huà le, nǐ shuō zǎi jiù zǎi le! nǐ kàn kàn zhè shì nào dé."
[28:01.09] zuò de zhè ér xīn lǐ zhèng zuó mo zhè shì ne,
[28:03.56] yóu dǎ wài biān" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" huáng mén guān jìn lái le
[28:07.00] " dài wáng qiān suì, yàn yīng yàn chéng xiàng lái le, yào wèi niáng niáng bǎo běn."
[28:12.77] " zěn me zhè me fán ne tā shì, ràng tā jìn lái."
[28:16.02] " āi."
[28:16.66] yàn chéng xiàng jìn lái le:" āi, wǒ shuō dài wáng qiān suì"
[28:21.45] " nǐ bié shuō le, nǐ gǎn jǐn huí qù bǎ nà gè' qī' gěi wǒ ná huí lái zán liǎ jiù suàn liǎo liǎo."
[28:27.23] " nà bù wǒ de le me."
[28:28.28] " bié fèi huà le, xiàn rú jīn niáng niáng kě rě le huò le,
[28:32.60] wǒ bǎ tā tuī chū qù kāi dāo wèn zhǎn zhèi xiē gè shì ér jīn hòu shuí yě bù xǔ zài tí!"
[28:37.87] " dài wáng qiān suì, pán gǔ zhì jīn nǎ yǒu kāi dāo shā niáng niáng de dào lǐ ne?"
[28:43.25] " ? shì a, shì a, shì méi yǒu a.
[28:46.83] kě yě méi yǒu niáng niáng shā niáng niáng de dào lǐ ya a! wǒ yào shā tā zěn me zhāo?"
[28:51.76] " dài wáng qiān suì, tǎng ruò shuō zhè gè xiāo xī chuán jiāng chū qù tiān xià rén yào chǐ xiào wǒ dà qí.
[28:58.93] zhè gè shì ér a, wǒ shì lìng yǒu hǎo de zhǔ yì."
[29:02.92] " ó? nǐ yǒu hǎo de zhǔ yì a?
[29:04.64] hā hā hā hā, de zhè gè ba? a de zhè gè ba?"
[29:09.63] " dài wáng qiān suì, zhè miǎn fèi a zhè gè."
[29:11.44] " ó, nǐ hái yǒu bú yào qián de shí hòu? nǐ shuō shuō wǒ tīng tīng ba."
[29:14.88] " xiàn zài zhè gè shì shì zhè yàng de,
[29:17.10] nín nǎ bǎ tā dǎ rù zài hán gōng nèi yuàn,
[29:21.24] zài na r ne měi tiān ne nán wéi tā,
[29:23.60] gěi tā wǔ shí jīn mián huā ràng tā fǎng chéng xì xiàn,
[29:26.40] yì tiān ràng tā hē sì tǒng liáng shuǐ chī bā shēng xiǎo mǐ,
[29:30.22] chī bù wán dǎ sì shí bǎn zi fǎng bù chū xiàn dǎ sì shí bǎn zi hē bù wán dǎ sì shí bǎn zi,
[29:35.90] yǒu zhè yàng a sān wǔ tiān wǒ gū jì bǎ zhè rén jiù zhé mó sǐ le."
[29:40.83] " ā, nǐ zhè gè zhǔ yì zhēn shì gāo a!
[29:44.07] xíng, yǒu yì tiān nǐ yào shì fàn le cuò yě zhè me duì dài nǐ.
[29:48.10] zhè zhǔ yì bù cuò, xíng chuán zhǐ chū qù jiù zhào nǐ shuō de bàn ba."
[29:51.46] " shì!" chuán zhǐ chū qù, yǒu rén guò lái bǎ liàn zǐ zhāi le
[29:55.50] " niáng niáng a, zhè huí nín bù yòng sǐ le.
[29:57.60] a zhè gè dài wáng qiān suì chuán zhǐ xià lái bǎ nín dǎ rù hán gōng lěng yuàn,
[30:01.74] měi tiān ràng nín nǎ cuō xiàn ér qiě ràng nín nǎ hē liáng shuǐ chī shēng xiǎo mǐ,
[30:06.23] nǎ yàng wán bù chéng dǎ sì shí bǎn zi."
[30:08.32] niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì:" nà hái bù rú zǎi le wǒ ne!"
[30:11.01] " bù chéng, zhè shì shèng zhǐ zhè me dìng de,
[30:13.95] wǒ men bù néng bù dā yìng.
[30:15.15] lái ba niáng niáng bǎ niáng niáng sòng dào hán gōng lěng yuàn."
[30:18.79] guó mǔ huáng niáng zhōng lí wú yán bèi kùn zài le hán gōng yǐ nèi bù ràng chū lái.
[30:24.80] qí xuān wáng qì bù fèn ér a,
[30:27.09] " nǐ shuō shuō zhè gè shì ér a, tài bù xiàng huà le,
[30:30.77] wǒ zhè gè duō hǎo kàn de gè niáng niáng xī gōng xià yuàn gāo jīn dìng,
[30:34.90] wǒ nǎ zhǎo qù duō piào liàng a, zhǎng de nà me hǎo kàn nà me bái,
[30:39.44] tā shuō nòng sǐ jiù nòng sǐ le, tài bù xiàng huà le."
[30:43.53] zhèng zháo jí ne, huáng mén guān jìn lái le::
[30:45.87] " qǐ bǐng dài wáng qiān suì, chū liǎo shì ér le."
[30:48.37] " shén me shì ér a?"
[30:49.68] " xiàn yǒu yān guó shǐ chén wèi jīn yīng qián lái xiàn bǎo."
[30:54.35] " ó, tā lái le, ràng tā jìn lái ba."
[30:57.41] gōng fū bù dà yóu huáng mén guān dài lǐng zhe yān guó de shǐ chén jiào wèi jīn yīng yóu dǎ dǐ xià lái le.
[31:03.75] jiù zhè zhǔ a,
[31:04.61] tóu dài jiǔ liáng guān shēn chuān jiàng zǐ sè de mǎng páo shàng xiù mǎng fān shēn lóng tàn zhǎo hǎi shuǐ jiāng yá,
[31:10.52] yāo sù bā bǎo zǎn zhū yù dài,
[31:12.52] jiǎo dǐ xià shì fěn dǐ de cháo xuē,
[31:14.51] shēn bèi hòu bēi zhe zhè me dà yí gè hé zi,
[31:17.41] bù zhī zhuāng de shì shén me gē de shēn hòu biān,
[31:18.31] qián biān ná jǐn dài xì zhe,
[31:21.27] wǎng liǎn shàng yī qiáo zhè rén zhǎng de jiù shì jiān xiāng zhè gè méi máo dā lā zhe,
[31:25.65] liǎ yǎn jīng wǎng lǐ kòu,
[31:27.67] yīng gōu bí zi piē zhe zuǐ,
[31:29.68] zhè zuǐ piē de gēn niào pén shì de.
[31:32.03] yóu dǎ dǐ xià zǒu shàng lái duī jīn shān dào yù zhù nà tóu biàn bài,
[31:36.42] " chén yān guó shǐ chén wèi jīn yīng cān jiàn qí wáng qiān suì qiān qiān suì!"
[31:43.24] " a, nǐ qǐ lái ba, bié zhè me kè qì le.
[31:46.60] gěi tā bān gè dèng zǐ."
[31:48.31] yǒu rén guò lái, zhè jiào cì xiù dūn,
[31:52.68] wǎng zhè yī zuò yī shēn shǒu bà hòu biān zhè hé zi jiě xià lái,
[31:56.01] fàng de dì biān shàng, qí xuān wáng qiáo zhe tā:
[31:59.49] " zhè gè, nǐ jiào shén me míng zì ya?"
[32:01.65] " chén wèi jīn yīng."
[32:04.41] " ó, nà nǐ xìng shén me lái zhe?"
[32:06.86] " wèi."
[32:09.70] " nǐ jiào shén me lái zhe?" qí xuān wáng zhè ěr duǒ hái bù hǎo shǐ.
[32:13.85] " chén wèi jīn yīng."
[32:15.61] " ó, wèi jīn yīng a, nǐ lái gàn shén me lái le?"
[32:18.57] " a, fèng le yàn wáng yī dào chì zhǐ qián lái jìn bǎo."
[32:22.69] " huò! yǒu hǎo wán de dōng xī ya,
[32:25.69] dǎ kāi ràng wǒ qiáo qiáo.
[32:27.23] gū wáng wǒ jiù ài kàn zhè gè dōng xī."
[32:29.57] yǒu rén jiē guò lái bǎ zhè hé dǎ kāi le,
[32:31.87] yī qiáo zhè hé zi lǐ biān yǒu yī jià gǔ qín,
[32:37.45] jīng yíng tī tòu zuò gōng fēi cháng de jīng xì.
[32:41.17] wèi jīn yīng shuāng shǒu jiē guò lái le,
[32:43.27] " dài wáng qiān suì, zhè gè qín nǎi shì wǒ guó chuán guó zhī bǎo,
[32:47.64] míng jiào ǒu sī qín.
[32:51.25] wèi shí me jiào ǒu sī qín nǎ,
[32:52.61] nà gè qín xián nǎ shì ná ǒu sī zuò de,
[32:56.32] yī chuī jiù duàn ǒu sī qín.
[33:00.16] cǐ fān qián lái jìn bǎo,
[33:02.76] tǎng ruò dà qí guó yǒu rén néng gòu fǔ dòng qín xián wǒ yān guó nián nián jìn gòng suì suì chēng chén.
[33:10.27] tǎng ruò shuō wú rén fǔ dé cǐ qín nà shí jié
[33:13.11] wǒ men huí dé guó qù fā dòng bīng mǎ yào duó qǔ dà qí jiāng shān shè jì!"
[33:18.47] " āi yā wǒ de niáng ya, ǒu sī qín hái dé nòng xiǎng le?
[33:24.01] zhè gè tǐng má fán ne, a, duō zhǎng shí jiān wéi xiàn ne?"
[33:28.32] " dài wáng qiān suì, sān rì wéi xiàn.
[33:31.47] sān rì zhī nèi rú guǒ yǒu rén fǔ xiǎng ǒu sī qín wǒ men dì jiàng shū nà xiàn biǎo."
[33:37.26] " ó, xíng, lái rén nǎ, xiān bǎ tā dài xià qù ba,
[33:41.35] jīn tíng guǎn yì ràng tā xiē zhe wǒ men shāng liáng shāng liáng kàn zěn me bàn zhè shì."
[33:45.49] yǒu rén guò lái dài wèi jīn yīng xià qù le.
[33:48.75] zhěng gè zhè hòu gōng qí xuān wáng āi shēng tàn qì dài chuài yá huā zǐ:
[33:53.57] " zěn me nòng zhè gè shì a?
[33:56.38] xiàn rú jīn wǒ dào yǒu gè hǎo zhǔ yì bǎ zhè gè qín shāo le,
[33:59.74] pài rén qù bǎ shǐ chén shā le, yān guó yào wèn wǒ bù chéng rèn!
[34:03.88] zhè shì yí gè hǎo bàn fǎ."
[34:07.57] huáng mén guān shuō le
[34:08.73] " dài wáng nín bié kàn wǒ shì tài jiàn wǒ dōu rèn wéi zhè fǎ tǐng xià jiàn de.
[34:12.41] zhī dào ma.
[34:15.34] chuán jiāng chū qù ràng wài guó xiào huà.
[34:21.28] tā bāng yī tīng zán men dà qí guó gàn zhè shì ér, diū rén nǎ!"
[34:24.11] " nǐ nà bù fèi huà ma,
[34:25.90] wǒ dàn fán yǒu zhé wǒ néng gàn zhè shì me?
[34:28.50] nǐ pà shén me?"
[34:29.75] " bù, zhè chuán yáng chū qù zhè wài guó fān bāng bù jiù zhī dào le me."
[34:33.55] " bú yào jǐn de, bǎ nǐ yě zǎi liǎo bù jiù wán le me,
[34:36.15] zhǎn cǎo chú gēn,
[34:39.24] nǐ gēn wèi jīn yīng nǐ men liǎ yī bìng gǔ zhè gè shì ér suàn liǎo liǎo."
[34:42.19] " a? wǒ gēn tā bìng gǔ?"
[34:44.08] " nǐ nán bù nán nǚ bù nǚ de nǐ men liǎ suàn liǎng kǒu zi bù wán liǎo bù."
[34:47.23] " dài wáng qiān suì zhè bù xiàng huà zhè gè."
[34:49.22] " wǒ jiù shì zhè me yī shuō nǐ zhè gè rén zěn me de le zhè gè shì ér a.
[34:52.61] qù, bǎ nà gè yàn chéng xiàng gěi wǒ jiào lái ràng tā chū gè zhǔ yì."
[34:58.59] " zūn zhǐ." zhuǎn shēn chū qù.
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