| 们，我们拿您就当朋友。 | |
| [00:00.92] | 郭：给大家隆重介绍一下，著名相声演员于谦 |
| [00:05.58] | 于：不敢 |
| [00:07.10] | 郭：好啊 |
| [00:08.04] | 于：是吗 |
| [00:09.09] | 郭：哪儿都好，台上，好，台下，人性，呸－－－真好啊 |
| [00:21.36] | 于：我这是好吗这是 |
| [00:23.64] | 郭：怎么了 |
| [00:24.49] | 于：您这都啐上了 |
| [00:25.52] | 郭：没有，刚才飞进来一蜻蜓－－你信吗 |
| [00:31.51] | 于：飞进来一蜻蜓？飞进来一飞机也撞死你 |
| [00:35.32] | 郭：为什么跟他这么逗呢？哥俩交情好 |
| [00:39.71] | 于：有交情 |
| [00:41.20] | 郭：就这一后台啊，都算上，连老带少啊，我们俩人关系最好 |
| [00:44.77] | 于：对 |
| [00:46.21] | 郭：是吗 |
| [00:46.79] | 于：有交情吗 |
| [00:47.73] | 郭：既是师兄弟，也是好朋友 |
| [00:50.71] | 于：还是好朋友，对 |
| [00:52.50] | 郭：跟别人可能就是周六周日剧场见面，跟他，一个礼拜不见不见的三四回 |
| [01:00.29] | 于：哎，老得见 |
| [01:02.04] | 郭：说打电话：喝酒去－你不去行吗 |
| [01:05.17] | 于：聊天么 |
| [01:05.99] | 郭：跟他去了，坐那喝，一喝就多。实话实说，一喝就多。 |
| [01:13.35] | 于：我酒量不大 |
| [01:14.35] | 郭：好！好！！ |
| [01:16.43] | 于：喝多了还好？ |
| [01:17.68] | 郭：宁学喝酒醉，不学下棋心 |
| [01:20.86] | 于：这怎么讲？ |
| [01:21.81] | 郭：喝酒都劝对方多喝，下棋，都憋着把对方赢了，对吗 |
| [01:28.68] | 于：得动心眼 |
| [01:30.42] | 郭：心歹 |
| [01:31.11] | 于：对 |
| [01:31.82] | 郭：这个，每次喝酒，基本上来说，都得喝多。他自己灌自己 |
| [01:38.98] | 于：实诚人么 |
| [01:40.10] | 郭：来。。喝一个。。来。。喝一个，净这个 |
| [01:44.42] | 于：实诚 |
| [01:44.96] | 郭：今年春天，那乐子都大了。我们俩出去喝酒去，北四环边上，有一个羊蝎子，都说那好啊。去了，喝吧，一会喝多了，完了呢－－－能说吗 |
| [01:58.47] | 于：您没关系 |
| [02:00.28] | 郭：漏酒 |
| [02:03.09] | 于：怎么叫漏酒 |
| [02:04.04] | 郭：喝完了他得出去方便一下 |
| [02:07.46] | 于：那叫走肾 |
| [02:09.58] | 郭：洗手间都满了，上外边吧，天也黑，外边都大雪地，都没人，他出去站在草地上，把夹克这拉锁一拉，哗－－－－尿完了，兹啦（拉锁声）回来了。回来还说呢：外边冷啊，我这腿嗖得慌－－ |
| [02:33.06] | 于：不象话 |
| [02:36.36] | 郭：当然我也喝多了 |
| [02:38.63] | 于：啊？ |
| [02:39.65] | 郭：他要送我我答应了，开车送我去。我要没喝多我敢让他送我吗。 |
| [02:43.87] | 于：你喝得也不少 |
| [02:45.83] | 郭：我坐在这边他开着车，开了70米自己纳闷，我这大灯怎么不亮呢？下车一看那，机器盖子掀着呢。 |
| [02:54.37] | 于：嗨，全挡上了那个 |
| [02:57.09] | 郭：我也劝他，这散热快 |
| [02:59.47] | 于：有那么散热得么 |
| [03:00.45] | 郭：哥俩好啊。为什么说哥俩好呢，人与人得交情，这个很主要。 |
| [03:07.39]] | 于：对！ |
| [03:08.01] | 郭：今天的观众，好多都是朋友之间，有恋人之间，男朋友女朋友，也有的是普通朋友，有要好的哥 |
| [03:21.12] | 于：都是朋友么 |
| [03:22.31] | 郭：别看我们在台上站着，跟您咱们身份一样。不管谁高谁低，没有。进了这屋，不管您是大企业家，银行家，哪个大老板，什么大画家大诗人，武术家，非洲哪个国家的娘娘，哪个部落的酋长 |
| [03:43.39] | 于：人家不上这来 |
| [03:44.19] | 郭：别管您是哪的，到这来咱们一概平等。 |
| [03:46.99] | 于：对 |
| [03:47.73] | 郭：台上也是，漫说我们不是著名演员，不是艺术家，不是角不是腕，就是个普通演员。就算我们是个著名演员吧，也该和您平起平坐。 |
| [03:57.49] | 于：那是 |
| [03:58.38] | 郭：谁不高谁，谁不低谁 |
| [03:59.49] | 于：衣食父母 |
| [04:00.61] | 郭：人活在世可以没有亲戚，不能没有朋友 |
| [04:03.78] | 于：您这话对 |
| [04:07.20] | 郭：当然了，朋友和朋友也不一样， |
| [04:10.44] | 于：这还有区别吗 |
| [04:11.49] | 郭：有的朋友之间是钩心斗角，互相利用 |
| [04:14.90] | 于：那不好 |
| [04:16.94] | 郭：还有的是狐朋狗友，吃吃喝喝都行，一叫“喝酒去”，都成 |
| [04:23.00] | 于：酒肉朋友 |
| [04:24.27] | 郭：一到有事了，于谦出事了，于谦打死人了，都跑 |
| [04:29.16] | 于：我怎么了我就打死人了 |
| [04:31.01] | 郭：就说这意思。这个朋友不能交 |
| [04:34.35] | 于：出事就没他了 |
| [04:36.04] | 郭：就过去来说，叫朋友得上谱 |
| [04:39.22] | 于：这还有谱？ |
| [04:40.51] | 郭：哎，一贵一贱交情乃现，一死一生乃见交情，穿房过屋妻子不避，得有托妻献子的交情 |
| [04:49.83] | 于：您这还一套一套的 |
| [04:51.53] | 郭：这是学问 |
| [04:52.24] | 于：怎么讲呢 |
| [04:53.12] | 郭：我跟您好好说说这个啊， |
| [04:54.06] | 于：您给讲讲 |
| [04:55.08] | 郭：我原来是搞科学的，我专门研究这个 |
| [04:58.78] | 于：您这科研项目还老变 |
| [05:00.25] | 郭：科学是很严谨的，你知道吗 |
| [05:02.21] | 于：啊，您再讲讲这个 |
| [05:04.03] | 郭：一贵一贱交情乃现 |
| [05:05.93] | 于：这怎么说？ |
| [05:07.78] | 郭：有这么两句话：鸟随鸾凤飞腾远，人伴贤良品自高 |
| [05:12.82] | 于：怎么回事 |
| [05:15.75] | 郭：鸟随鸾凤，我就是一只小麻雀，就这么大 |
| [05:18.51] | 于：小鸟 |
| [05:19.28] | 郭：您不一样啊 |
| [05:20.20] | 于：我是 |
| [05:20.67] | 郭：您是个大鸟，鸾凤 |
| [05:23.23] | 于：凤凰 |
| [05:24.47] | 郭：大凤凰。比如说这个凡鸟都要到西天朝拜如来佛去，我要是去麻烦大了，翅膀大开了这么大，扑拉扑拉。。 |
| [05:35.96] | 于：且扇呢 |
| [05:36.73] | 郭：你不一样，大凤凰那翅膀打开了，跨查跨查三五下你到了，你很轻松你就上西天了 |
| [05:48.43] | 于：我就是死的比较脆 |
| [05:54.28] | 郭：我要是想去怎么办呢，我就是叼着您尾巴的一根翎毛，借你的劲儿跟着一块去了 |
| [06:00.59] | 于：跟着到了 |
| [06:05.31] | 郭：（看于谦后面）今没带着啊 |
| [06:06.40] | 于：没有。这不比喻么 |
| [06:08.55] | 郭：鸟随鸾凤飞腾远，人伴贤良品自高。人，要和贤良的人再一起 |
| [06:15.48] | 于：和好人在一起 |
| [06:16.96] | 郭：我为什么和你在一块。 |
| [06:17.61] | 于：这是？ |
| [06:18.14] | 郭：你是贤良 |
| [06:19.12] | 于：您这太客气 |
| [06:20.27] | 郭：你就是贤妻良母 |
| [06:23.58] | 于：哪来的贤妻良母啊 |
| [06:24.29] | 郭：这是最基本的，所以才有了一贵一贱交情乃现。哎呀，这个一贵一贱，举个例子吧 |
| [06:31.40] | 于：您说 |
| men, wo men na nin jiu dang peng you. | |
| [00:00.92] | guo: gei da jia long zhong jie shao yi xia, zhu ming xiang sheng yan yuan yu qian |
| [00:05.58] | yu: bu gan |
| [00:07.10] | guo: hao a |
| [00:08.04] | yu: shi ma |
| [00:09.09] | guo: na er dou hao, tai shang, hao, tai xia, ren xing, pei zhen hao a |
| [00:21.36] | yu: wo zhe shi hao ma zhe shi |
| [00:23.64] | guo: zen me le |
| [00:24.49] | yu: nin zhe dou cui shang le |
| [00:25.52] | guo: mei you, gang cai fei jin lai yi qing ting ni xin ma |
| [00:31.51] | yu: fei jin lai yi qing ting? fei jin lai yi fei ji ye zhuang si ni |
| [00:35.32] | guo: wei shi me gen ta zhe me dou ne? ge lia jiao qing hao |
| [00:39.71] | yu: you jiao qing |
| [00:41.20] | guo: jiu zhe yi hou tai a, dou suan shang, lian lao dai shao a, wo men lia ren guan xi zui hao |
| [00:44.77] | yu: dui |
| [00:46.21] | guo: shi ma |
| [00:46.79] | yu: you jiao qing ma |
| [00:47.73] | guo: ji shi shi xiong di, ye shi hao peng you |
| [00:50.71] | yu: hai shi hao peng you, dui |
| [00:52.50] | guo: gen bie ren ke neng jiu shi zhou liu zhou ri ju chang jian mian, gen ta, yi ge li bai bu jian bu jian de san si hui |
| [01:00.29] | yu: ai, lao de jian |
| [01:02.04] | guo: shuo da dian hua: he jiu qu ni bu qu xing ma |
| [01:05.17] | yu: liao tian me |
| [01:05.99] | guo: gen ta qu le, zuo na he, yi he jiu duo. shi hua shi shuo, yi he jiu duo. |
| [01:13.35] | yu: wo jiu liang bu da |
| [01:14.35] | guo: hao! hao!! |
| [01:16.43] | yu: he duo le hai hao? |
| [01:17.68] | guo: ning xue he jiu zui, bu xue xia qi xin |
| [01:20.86] | yu: zhe zen me jiang? |
| [01:21.81] | guo: he jiu dou quan dui fang duo he, xia qi, dou bie zhe ba dui fang ying le, dui ma |
| [01:28.68] | yu: de dong xin yan |
| [01:30.42] | guo: xin dai |
| [01:31.11] | yu: dui |
| [01:31.82] | guo: zhe ge, mei ci he jiu, ji ben shang lai shuo, dou de he duo. ta zi ji guan zi ji |
| [01:38.98] | yu: shi cheng ren me |
| [01:40.10] | guo: lai.. he yi ge.. lai.. he yi ge, jing zhe ge |
| [01:44.42] | yu: shi cheng |
| [01:44.96] | guo: jin nian chun tian, na le zi dou da le. wo men lia chu qu he jiu qu, bei si huan bian shang, you yi ge yang xie zi, dou shuo na hao a. qu le, he ba, yi hui he duo le, wan le ne neng shuo ma |
| [01:58.47] | yu: nin mei guan xi |
| [02:00.28] | guo: lou jiu |
| [02:03.09] | yu: zen me jiao lou jiu |
| [02:04.04] | guo: he wan le ta de chu qu fang bian yi xia |
| [02:07.46] | yu: na jiao zou shen |
| [02:09.58] | guo: xi shou jian dou man le, shang wai bian ba, tian ye hei, wai bian dou da xue di, dou mei ren, ta chu qu zhan zai cao di shang, ba jia ke zhe la suo yi la, hua niao wan le, zi la la suo sheng hui lai le. hui lai huan shuo ne: wai bian leng a, wo zhe tui sou de huang |
| [02:33.06] | yu: bu xiang hua |
| [02:36.36] | guo: dang ran wo ye he duo le |
| [02:38.63] | yu: a? |
| [02:39.65] | guo: ta yao song wo wo da ying le, kai che song wo qu. wo yao mei he duo wo gan rang ta song wo ma. |
| [02:43.87] | yu: ni he de ye bu shao |
| [02:45.83] | guo: wo zuo zai zhe bian ta kai zhe che, kai le 70 mi zi ji na men, wo zhe da deng zen me bu liang ne? xia che yi kan na, ji qi gai zi xian zhe ne. |
| [02:54.37] | yu: hai, quan dang shang le na ge |
| [02:57.09] | guo: wo ye quan ta, zhe san re kuai |
| [02:59.47] | yu: you na me san re de me |
| [03:00.45] | guo: ge lia hao a. wei shi me shuo ge lia hao ne, ren yu ren de jiao qing, zhe ge hen zhu yao. |
| [03:07.39]] | yu: dui! |
| [03:08.01] | guo: jin tian de guan zhong, hao duo dou shi peng you zhi jian, you lian ren zhi jian, nan peng you nv peng you, ye you de shi pu tong peng you, you yao hao de ge |
| [03:21.12] | yu: dou shi peng you me |
| [03:22.31] | guo: bie kan wo men zai tai shang zhan zhe, gen nin zan men shen fen yi yang. bu guan shui gao shui di, mei you. jin le zhe wu, bu guan nin shi da qi ye jia, yin hang jia, nei ge da lao ban, shen me da hua jia da shi ren, wu shu jia, fei zhou nei ge guo jia de niang niang, nei ge bu luo de qiu zhang |
| [03:43.39] | yu: ren jia bu shang zhe lai |
| [03:44.19] | guo: bie guan nin shi na de, dao zhe lai zan men yi gai ping deng. |
| [03:46.99] | yu: dui |
| [03:47.73] | guo: tai shang ye shi, man shuo wo men bu shi zhu ming yan yuan, bu shi yi shu jia, bu shi jiao bu shi wan, jiu shi ge pu tong yan yuan. jiu suan wo men shi ge zhu ming yan yuan ba, ye gai he nin ping qi ping zuo. |
| [03:57.49] | yu: na shi |
| [03:58.38] | guo: shui bu gao shui, shui bu di shui |
| [03:59.49] | yu: yi shi fu mu |
| [04:00.61] | guo: ren huo zai shi ke yi mei you qin qi, bu neng mei you peng you |
| [04:03.78] | yu: nin zhe hua dui |
| [04:07.20] | guo: dang ran le, peng you he peng you ye bu yi yang, |
| [04:10.44] | yu: zhe hai you qu bie ma |
| [04:11.49] | guo: you de peng you zhi jian shi gou xin dou jiao, hu xiang li yong |
| [04:14.90] | yu: na bu hao |
| [04:16.94] | guo: hai you de shi hu peng gou you, chi chi he he dou xing, yi jiao" he jiu qu", dou cheng |
| [04:23.00] | yu: jiu rou peng you |
| [04:24.27] | guo: yi dao you shi le, yu qian chu shi le, yu qian da si ren le, dou pao |
| [04:29.16] | yu: wo zen me le wo jiu da si ren le |
| [04:31.01] | guo: jiu shuo zhe yi si. zhe ge peng you bu neng jiao |
| [04:34.35] | yu: chu shi jiu mei ta le |
| [04:36.04] | guo: jiu guo qu lai shuo, jiao peng you de shang pu |
| [04:39.22] | yu: zhe hai you pu? |
| [04:40.51] | guo: ai, yi gui yi jian jiao qing nai xian, yi si yi sheng nai jian jiao qing, chuan fang guo wu qi zi bu bi, de you tuo qi xian zi de jiao qing |
| [04:49.83] | yu: nin zhe hai yi tao yi tao de |
| [04:51.53] | guo: zhe shi xue wen |
| [04:52.24] | yu: zen me jiang ne |
| [04:53.12] | guo: wo gen nin hao hao shuo shuo zhe ge a, |
| [04:54.06] | yu: nin gei jiang jiang |
| [04:55.08] | guo: wo yuan lai shi gao ke xue de, wo zhuan men yan jiu zhe ge |
| [04:58.78] | yu: nin zhe ke yan xiang mu hai lao bian |
| [05:00.25] | guo: ke xue shi hen yan jin de, ni zhi dao ma |
| [05:02.21] | yu: a, nin zai jiang jiang zhe ge |
| [05:04.03] | guo: yi gui yi jian jiao qing nai xian |
| [05:05.93] | yu: zhe zen me shuo? |
| [05:07.78] | guo: you zhe me liang ju hua: niao sui luan feng fei teng yuan, ren ban xian liang pin zi gao |
| [05:12.82] | yu: zen me hui shi |
| [05:15.75] | guo: niao sui luan feng, wo jiu shi yi zhi xiao ma que, jiu zhe me da |
| [05:18.51] | yu: xiao niao |
| [05:19.28] | guo: nin bu yi yang a |
| [05:20.20] | yu: wo shi |
| [05:20.67] | guo: nin shi ge da niao, luan feng |
| [05:23.23] | yu: feng huang |
| [05:24.47] | guo: da feng huang. bi ru shuo zhe ge fan niao dou yao dao xi tian chao bai ru lai fo qu, wo yao shi qu ma fan da le, chi bang da kai le zhe me da, pu la pu la.. |
| [05:35.96] | yu: qie shan ne |
| [05:36.73] | guo: ni bu yi yang, da feng huang na chi bang da kai le, kua cha kua cha san wu xia ni dao le, ni hen qing song ni jiu shang xi tian le |
| [05:48.43] | yu: wo jiu shi si de bi jiao cui |
| [05:54.28] | guo: wo yao shi xiang qu zen me ban ne, wo jiu shi diao zhe nin wei ba de yi gen ling mao, jie ni de jin r gen zhe yi kuai qu le |
| [06:00.59] | yu: gen zhe dao le |
| [06:05.31] | guo: kan yu qian hou mian jin mei dai zhe a |
| [06:06.40] | yu: mei you. zhe bu bi yu me |
| [06:08.55] | guo: niao sui luan feng fei teng yuan, ren ban xian liang pin zi gao. ren, yao he xian liang de ren zai yi qi |
| [06:15.48] | yu: he hao ren zai yi qi |
| [06:16.96] | guo: wo wei shi me he ni zai yi kuai. |
| [06:17.61] | yu: zhe shi? |
| [06:18.14] | guo: ni shi xian liang |
| [06:19.12] | yu: nin zhe tai ke qi |
| [06:20.27] | guo: ni jiu shi xian qi liang mu |
| [06:23.58] | yu: na lai de xian qi liang mu a |
| [06:24.29] | guo: zhe shi zui ji ben de, suo yi cai you le yi gui yi jian jiao qing nai xian. ai ya, zhe ge yi gui yi jian, ju ge li zi ba |
| [06:31.40] | yu: nin shuo |
| men, wǒ men ná nín jiù dāng péng yǒu. | |
| [00:00.92] | guō: gěi dà jiā lóng zhòng jiè shào yī xià, zhù míng xiàng sheng yǎn yuán yú qiān |
| [00:05.58] | yú: bù gǎn |
| [00:07.10] | guō: hǎo a |
| [00:08.04] | yú: shì ma |
| [00:09.09] | guō: nǎ ér dōu hǎo, tái shàng, hǎo, tái xià, rén xìng, pēi zhēn hǎo a |
| [00:21.36] | yú: wǒ zhè shì hǎo ma zhè shì |
| [00:23.64] | guō: zěn me le |
| [00:24.49] | yú: nín zhè dōu cuì shàng le |
| [00:25.52] | guō: méi yǒu, gāng cái fēi jìn lái yī qīng tíng nǐ xìn ma |
| [00:31.51] | yú: fēi jìn lái yī qīng tíng? fēi jìn lái yī fēi jī yě zhuàng sǐ nǐ |
| [00:35.32] | guō: wèi shí me gēn tā zhè me dòu ne? gē liǎ jiāo qíng hǎo |
| [00:39.71] | yú: yǒu jiāo qíng |
| [00:41.20] | guō: jiù zhè yī hòu tái a, dōu suàn shàng, lián lǎo dài shǎo a, wǒ men liǎ rén guān xì zuì hǎo |
| [00:44.77] | yú: duì |
| [00:46.21] | guō: shì ma |
| [00:46.79] | yú: yǒu jiāo qíng ma |
| [00:47.73] | guō: jì shì shī xiōng dì, yě shì hǎo péng you |
| [00:50.71] | yú: hái shì hǎo péng you, duì |
| [00:52.50] | guō: gēn bié rén kě néng jiù shì zhōu liù zhōu rì jù chǎng jiàn miàn, gēn tā, yí gè lǐ bài bú jiàn bú jiàn de sān sì huí |
| [01:00.29] | yú: āi, lǎo dé jiàn |
| [01:02.04] | guō: shuō dǎ diàn huà: hē jiǔ qù nǐ bù qù xíng ma |
| [01:05.17] | yú: liáo tiān me |
| [01:05.99] | guō: gēn tā qù le, zuò nà hē, yī hē jiù duō. shí huà shí shuō, yī hē jiù duō. |
| [01:13.35] | yú: wǒ jiǔ liàng bù dà |
| [01:14.35] | guō: hǎo! hǎo!! |
| [01:16.43] | yú: hē duō le hái hǎo? |
| [01:17.68] | guō: níng xué hē jiǔ zuì, bù xué xià qí xīn |
| [01:20.86] | yú: zhè zěn me jiǎng? |
| [01:21.81] | guō: hē jiǔ dōu quàn duì fāng duō hē, xià qí, dōu biē zhe bǎ duì fāng yíng le, duì ma |
| [01:28.68] | yú: dé dòng xīn yǎn |
| [01:30.42] | guō: xīn dǎi |
| [01:31.11] | yú: duì |
| [01:31.82] | guō: zhè gè, měi cì hē jiǔ, jī běn shàng lái shuō, dōu dé hē duō. tā zì jǐ guàn zì jǐ |
| [01:38.98] | yú: shí chéng rén me |
| [01:40.10] | guō: lái.. hē yí gè.. lái.. hē yí gè, jìng zhè gè |
| [01:44.42] | yú: shí chéng |
| [01:44.96] | guō: jīn nián chūn tiān, nà lè zǐ dōu dà le. wǒ men liǎ chū qù hē jiǔ qù, běi sì huán biān shàng, yǒu yí gè yáng xiē zǐ, dōu shuō nà hǎo a. qù le, hē ba, yī huì hē duō le, wán le ne néng shuō ma |
| [01:58.47] | yú: nín méi guān xì |
| [02:00.28] | guō: lòu jiǔ |
| [02:03.09] | yú: zěn me jiào lòu jiǔ |
| [02:04.04] | guō: hē wán le tā dé chū qù fāng biàn yī xià |
| [02:07.46] | yú: nà jiào zǒu shèn |
| [02:09.58] | guō: xǐ shǒu jiān dōu mǎn le, shàng wài biān ba, tiān yě hēi, wài biān dōu dà xuě dì, dōu méi rén, tā chū qù zhàn zài cǎo dì shàng, bǎ jiá kè zhè lā suǒ yī lā, huā niào wán le, zī la lā suǒ shēng huí lái le. huí lái huán shuō ne: wài biān lěng a, wǒ zhè tuǐ sōu dé huāng |
| [02:33.06] | yú: bù xiàng huà |
| [02:36.36] | guō: dāng rán wǒ yě hē duō le |
| [02:38.63] | yú: a? |
| [02:39.65] | guō: tā yào sòng wǒ wǒ dā yìng le, kāi chē sòng wǒ qù. wǒ yào méi hē duō wǒ gǎn ràng tā sòng wǒ ma. |
| [02:43.87] | yú: nǐ hē de yě bù shǎo |
| [02:45.83] | guō: wǒ zuò zài zhè biān tā kāi zhe chē, kāi le 70 mǐ zì jǐ nà mèn, wǒ zhè dà dēng zěn me bù liàng ne? xià chē yī kàn nà, jī qì gài zi xiān zhe ne. |
| [02:54.37] | yú: hāi, quán dǎng shàng le nà gè |
| [02:57.09] | guō: wǒ yě quàn tā, zhè sàn rè kuài |
| [02:59.47] | yú: yǒu nà me sàn rè dé me |
| [03:00.45] | guō: gē liǎ hǎo a. wèi shí me shuō gē liǎ hǎo ne, rén yú rén dé jiāo qíng, zhè gè hěn zhǔ yào. |
| [03:07.39]] | yú: duì! |
| [03:08.01] | guō: jīn tiān de guān zhòng, hǎo duō dōu shì péng yǒu zhī jiān, yǒu liàn rén zhī jiān, nán péng yǒu nǚ péng yǒu, yě yǒu de shì pǔ tōng péng yǒu, yǒu yāo hǎo de gē |
| [03:21.12] | yú: dōu shì péng yǒu me |
| [03:22.31] | guō: bié kàn wǒ men zài tái shàng zhàn zhe, gēn nín zán men shēn fèn yí yàng. bù guǎn shuí gāo shuí dī, méi yǒu. jìn le zhè wū, bù guǎn nín shì dà qǐ yè jiā, yín háng jiā, něi gè dà lǎo bǎn, shén me dà huà jiā dà shī rén, wǔ shù jiā, fēi zhōu něi gè guó jiā de niáng niáng, něi gè bù luò de qiú zhǎng |
| [03:43.39] | yú: rén jiā bù shàng zhè lái |
| [03:44.19] | guō: bié guǎn nín shì nǎ de, dào zhè lái zán men yī gài píng děng. |
| [03:46.99] | yú: duì |
| [03:47.73] | guō: tái shàng yě shì, màn shuō wǒ men bú shì zhù míng yǎn yuán, bú shì yì shù jiā, bú shì jiǎo bú shì wàn, jiù shì gè pǔ tōng yǎn yuán. jiù suàn wǒ men shì gè zhù míng yǎn yuán ba, yě gāi hé nín píng qǐ píng zuò. |
| [03:57.49] | yú: nà shi |
| [03:58.38] | guō: shuí bù gāo shuí, shuí bù dī shuí |
| [03:59.49] | yú: yī shí fù mǔ |
| [04:00.61] | guō: rén huó zài shì kě yǐ méi yǒu qīn qī, bù néng méi yǒu péng yǒu |
| [04:03.78] | yú: nín zhè huà duì |
| [04:07.20] | guō: dāng rán le, péng yǒu hé péng yǒu yě bù yí yàng, |
| [04:10.44] | yú: zhè hái yǒu qū bié ma |
| [04:11.49] | guō: yǒu de péng yǒu zhī jiān shì gōu xīn dòu jiǎo, hù xiāng lì yòng |
| [04:14.90] | yú: nà bù hǎo |
| [04:16.94] | guō: hái yǒu de shì hú péng gǒu yǒu, chī chī hē hē dōu xíng, yī jiào" hē jiǔ qù", dōu chéng |
| [04:23.00] | yú: jiǔ ròu péng yǒu |
| [04:24.27] | guō: yí dào yǒu shì le, yú qiān chū shì le, yú qiān dǎ sǐ rén le, dōu pǎo |
| [04:29.16] | yú: wǒ zěn me le wǒ jiù dǎ sǐ rén le |
| [04:31.01] | guō: jiù shuō zhè yì sī. zhè gè péng yǒu bù néng jiāo |
| [04:34.35] | yú: chū shì jiù méi tā le |
| [04:36.04] | guō: jiù guò qù lái shuō, jiào péng yǒu dé shàng pǔ |
| [04:39.22] | yú: zhè hái yǒu pǔ? |
| [04:40.51] | guō: āi, yī guì yī jiàn jiāo qíng nǎi xiàn, yī sǐ yī shēng nǎi jiàn jiāo qíng, chuān fáng guò wū qī zǐ bù bì, dé yǒu tuō qī xiàn zi de jiāo qíng |
| [04:49.83] | yú: nín zhè hái yī tào yī tào de |
| [04:51.53] | guō: zhè shì xué wèn |
| [04:52.24] | yú: zěn me jiǎng ne |
| [04:53.12] | guō: wǒ gēn nín hǎo hǎo shuō shuō zhè gè a, |
| [04:54.06] | yú: nín gěi jiǎng jiǎng |
| [04:55.08] | guō: wǒ yuán lái shì gǎo kē xué de, wǒ zhuān mén yán jiū zhè gè |
| [04:58.78] | yú: nín zhè kē yán xiàng mù hái lǎo biàn |
| [05:00.25] | guō: kē xué shì hěn yán jǐn de, nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [05:02.21] | yú: a, nín zài jiǎng jiǎng zhè gè |
| [05:04.03] | guō: yī guì yī jiàn jiāo qíng nǎi xiàn |
| [05:05.93] | yú: zhè zěn me shuō? |
| [05:07.78] | guō: yǒu zhè me liǎng jù huà: niǎo suí luán fèng fēi téng yuǎn, rén bàn xián liáng pǐn zì gāo |
| [05:12.82] | yú: zěn me huí shì |
| [05:15.75] | guō: niǎo suí luán fèng, wǒ jiù shì yì zhī xiǎo má què, jiù zhè me dà |
| [05:18.51] | yú: xiǎo niǎo |
| [05:19.28] | guō: nín bù yí yàng a |
| [05:20.20] | yú: wǒ shì |
| [05:20.67] | guō: nín shì gè dà niǎo, luán fèng |
| [05:23.23] | yú: fèng huáng |
| [05:24.47] | guō: dà fèng huáng. bǐ rú shuō zhè gè fán niǎo dōu yào dào xī tiān cháo bài rú lái fó qù, wǒ yào shì qù má fán dà le, chì bǎng dà kāi le zhè me dà, pū lā pū lā.. |
| [05:35.96] | yú: qiě shàn ne |
| [05:36.73] | guō: nǐ bù yí yàng, dà fèng huáng nà chì bǎng dǎ kāi le, kuà chá kuà chá sān wǔ xià nǐ dào le, nǐ hěn qīng sōng nǐ jiù shàng xī tiān le |
| [05:48.43] | yú: wǒ jiù shì sǐ de bǐ jiào cuì |
| [05:54.28] | guō: wǒ yào shì xiǎng qù zěn me bàn ne, wǒ jiù shì diāo zhe nín wěi bā de yī gēn líng máo, jiè nǐ de jìn r gēn zhe yí kuài qù le |
| [06:00.59] | yú: gēn zhe dào le |
| [06:05.31] | guō: kàn yú qiān hòu miàn jīn méi dài zhe a |
| [06:06.40] | yú: méi yǒu. zhè bù bǐ yù me |
| [06:08.55] | guō: niǎo suí luán fèng fēi téng yuǎn, rén bàn xián liáng pǐn zì gāo. rén, yào hé xián liáng de rén zài yì qǐ |
| [06:15.48] | yú: hé hǎo rén zài yì qǐ |
| [06:16.96] | guō: wǒ wèi shí me hé nǐ zài yí kuài. |
| [06:17.61] | yú: zhè shì? |
| [06:18.14] | guō: nǐ shì xián liáng |
| [06:19.12] | yú: nín zhè tài kè qì |
| [06:20.27] | guō: nǐ jiù shì xián qī liáng mǔ |
| [06:23.58] | yú: nǎ lái de xián qī liáng mǔ a |
| [06:24.29] | guō: zhè shì zuì jī běn de, suǒ yǐ cái yǒu le yī guì yī jiàn jiāo qíng nǎi xiàn. āi yā, zhè gè yī guì yī jiàn, jǔ gè lì zi ba |
| [06:31.40] | yú: nín shuō |
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