返场小段

歌曲 返场小段
歌手 郭德纲
专辑 相声精品集

歌词

[ti:铁片大鼓]
[ar:郭德纲]
[00:02.882] 高亮赶水
[02:33.728] 大明朝一统啊
[02:38.502] 锦绣的疆闳
[02:43.275] 洪武爷驾坐呀
[02:47.546] 在南京
[02:52.774] 有大爷武殿章
[02:57.196] 人称好汉
[03:01.717] 常遇春胡大海
[03:05.168] 还有李文忠
[03:10.805] 康茂才火烧
[03:13.461] 放走陈友谅
[03:19.497] 刘伯温神机妙算
[03:23.257] 亚赛过卧龙
[03:27.976] 有一位燕王爷
[03:31.327] 本是这个四殿下
[03:35.948] 他本是北海中
[03:39.502] 五爪的金龙
[03:43.920] 只皆因闹花灯
[03:47.830] 闯下了大祸
[03:51.639] 日封十王呐
[03:55.248] 就往外边轰
[04:21.868] 也有封在了吴广地
[04:29.590] 也有封在了襄阳城
[04:37.106] 将燕王封在了
[04:40.308] 幽州北平府
[04:44.528] 赐予他三军呐
[04:47.676] 一个劲儿的往北行
[04:51.890] 挑兵马正遇着
[04:55.206] 大脚马皇后
[04:59.319] 赐了他老少啊
[05:02.518] 整整这三千兵
[05:06.534] 老的又上不去
[05:09.124] 这个能行战马
[05:13.441] 少的拉不开宝雕弓
[05:20.412] 塞北沙滩呐
[05:23.816] 一片苦海
[05:27.318] 燕王爷坐马上
[05:30.313] 不住的叹连声
[05:34.73] 姚广孝搭躬施礼
[05:37.677] 口尊千岁
[05:41.27] 臣自有妙法啊
[05:43.872] 建奇功
[05:47.847] 选出来十大豪户
[05:50.188] 把金银来帮凑啊
[05:54.505] 沈万三指地有银
[05:57.119] 他数也数不清
[06:01.135] 就按照伯温的图纸
[06:04.543] 制工修造
[06:07.589] 修造了三头八臂
[06:10.338] 那叫一个哪吒城
[06:14.93] 内有九门呐
[06:16.987] 分出了文武
[06:20.288] 皇城四门
[06:23.386] 内院三宫
[06:26.588] 左有青龙啊
[06:29.743] 右有白虎
[06:32.947] 三街六市啊
[06:35.588] 一样儿一样儿修造清
[06:39.248] 若问这外七门何日修造
[06:45.748] 燕王爷吊孝
[06:49.99] 二到金陵
[08:53.48] 小高亮领圣旨
[08:57.161] 走下了银安厅
[09:01.782] 跨马提枪啊
[09:05.235] 好威风
[09:09.759] 姚广孝搭躬
[09:14.31] 口尊千岁
[09:17.788] 西直门城楼上咱们
[09:21.142] 看看英雄
[09:25.414] 燕王爷宝座之上忙传口旨
[09:32.965] 率领着文和武
[09:35.758] 咱们离了皇城
[09:40.281] 鞭鞭打马
[09:43.941] 来的好快
[09:47.445] 西直门不远呐
[09:50.644] 就在我的面前迎
[09:54.756] 甩镫离鞍呐
[09:58.466] 忙把马下
[10:01.768] 站城楼扶垛口
[10:04.510] 咱们打量英雄
[10:08.876] 素银盔一闪
[10:12.62] 就在他的头上戴
[10:15.820] 护心的宝镜
[10:18.915] 一个劲儿的放光明
[10:22.570] 两扇征裙那啊
[10:25.870] 遮住马面
[10:29.170] 密密匝匝
[10:32.119] 钉满银钉
[10:35.678] 都说是这燕营出好汉
[10:42.294] 气宇轩昂啊
[10:45.142] 果然那净英雄
[10:48.853] 咱不言文和武
[10:51.240] 他们城上夸高亮啊
[10:55.357] 再表表赶水的
[10:58.100] 那位小英雄
[11:01.857] 挥枪这个拨马啊
[11:05.107] 朝前就跑
[11:08.410] 瞧见了白发苍苍
[11:11.160] 老妇啊与老翁
[11:14.669] 手推车儿一边儿一个
[11:17.918] 大水篓
[11:21.67] 耳听得哗的儿愣
[11:23.659] 水的音声
[11:27.62] 小将军一见
[11:29.450] 红了他的眼诺
[11:33.195] 手中的银錾杆
[11:35.524] 拧了又拧
[11:38.824] 对准这个水蒌
[11:41.869] 用力刺去
[11:44.760] 耳听得哗愣愣愣
[11:47.199] 水的音声
[11:50.491] 小将军抽枪驳马
[11:52.980] 就往这个回下跑
[11:56.179] 怒恼了白发苍苍
[11:58.669] 老妇啊与老翁
[12:02.22] 哗啦啦打开了
[12:04.315] 两个大水篓哦
[12:07.530] 放出来
[12:08.342] 龙子龙孙与龙兵
[12:12.867] 大喊一声啊
[12:15.50] 你们朝下追赶
[12:18.152] 别放走赶水的
[12:20.298] 白马小英雄
[12:23.300] 咱不言龙宫龙母
[12:25.941] 追赶高亮
[12:28.787] 再表高亮
[12:30.918] 小英雄
[12:33.920] 西直这个门外呀啊
[12:36.612] 抬头观看
[12:39.326] 瞧见了我主
[12:41.604] 那旁是姚圣僧
[12:44.659] 翻身我这下马
[12:47.148] 刚要说话
[12:49.940] 耳听得身背后面水的音声
[12:54.851] 着得慌将军
[12:57.640] 回头观看
[13:00.82] 水过顶梁
[13:02.265] 丧了残生
[13:05.11] 燕王爷顿足捶胸疼煞了我呀
[13:10.190] 可惜了儿赶水的
[13:12.69] 白袍的小英雄
[13:13.940] 你为孤赶水丧了我的命啊
[13:18.770] 你听孤王把你封
[13:23.134] 我封你
[13:25.62] 高亮桥来
[13:27.198] 高亮庙啊
[13:29.586] 高亮这个庙里呀啊
[13:31.869] 塑你的神灵
[13:34.461] 若问这高亮桥是何日修建呐
[13:39.335] 燕王爷吊孝二到金陵
[13:43.859] 咱不言燕王爷他封高亮
[13:48.730] 再表军师姚圣僧
[13:53.327] 急忙掐诀
[13:55.914] 口念咒
[13:58.453] 治住了北海的两条龙
[14:03.225] 一条这个压在了
[14:05.512] 潭柘寺啊
[14:08.254] 一条这个压在了
[14:10.31] 北京城
[14:13.76] 若问这龙公龙母何日相见
[14:19.221] 火烧了潭柘寺可水漫了北京城

拼音

ti: tiě piàn dà gǔ
ar: guō dé gāng
[00:02.882] gāo liàng gǎn shuǐ
[02:33.728] dà míng cháo yī tǒng a
[02:38.502] jǐn xiù de jiāng hóng
[02:43.275] hóng wǔ yé jià zuò ya
[02:47.546] zài nán jīng
[02:52.774] yǒu dà yé wǔ diàn zhāng
[02:57.196] rén chēng hǎo hàn
[03:01.717] cháng yù chūn hú dà hǎi
[03:05.168] hái yǒu lǐ wén zhōng
[03:10.805] kāng mào cái huǒ shāo
[03:13.461] fàng zǒu chén yǒu liàng
[03:19.497] liú bó wēn shén jī miào suàn
[03:23.257] yà sài guò wò lóng
[03:27.976] yǒu yī wèi yàn wáng yé
[03:31.327] běn shì zhè gè sì diàn xià
[03:35.948] tā běn shì běi hǎi zhōng
[03:39.502] wǔ zhǎo de jīn lóng
[03:43.920] zhǐ jiē yīn nào huā dēng
[03:47.830] chuǎng xià le dà huò
[03:51.639] rì fēng shí wáng nà
[03:55.248] jiù wǎng wài biān hōng
[04:21.868] yě yǒu fēng zài le wú guǎng dì
[04:29.590] yě yǒu fēng zài le xiāng yáng chéng
[04:37.106] jiāng yàn wáng fēng zài le
[04:40.308] yōu zhōu běi píng fǔ
[04:44.528] cì yǔ tā sān jūn nà
[04:47.676] yí gè jìn ér de wǎng běi xíng
[04:51.890] tiāo bīng mǎ zhèng yù zhe
[04:55.206] dà jiǎo mǎ huáng hòu
[04:59.319] cì le tā lǎo shào a
[05:02.518] zhěng zhěng zhè sān qiān bīng
[05:06.534] lǎo de yòu shàng bù qù
[05:09.124] zhè gè néng xíng zhàn mǎ
[05:13.441] shǎo de lā bù kāi bǎo diāo gōng
[05:20.412] sài běi shā tān nà
[05:23.816] yī piàn kǔ hǎi
[05:27.318] yàn wáng yé zuò mǎ shàng
[05:30.313] bú zhù de tàn lián shēng
[05:34.73] yáo guǎng xiào dā gōng shī lǐ
[05:37.677] kǒu zūn qiān suì
[05:41.27] chén zì yǒu miào fǎ a
[05:43.872] jiàn qí gōng
[05:47.847] xuǎn chū lái shí dà háo hù
[05:50.188] bǎ jīn yín lái bāng còu a
[05:54.505] shěn wàn sān zhǐ dì yǒu yín
[05:57.119] tā shù yě shǔ bù qīng
[06:01.135] jiù àn zhào bó wēn de tú zhǐ
[06:04.543] zhì gōng xiū zào
[06:07.589] xiū zào le sān tóu bā bì
[06:10.338] nà jiào yí gè né zhā chéng
[06:14.93] nèi yǒu jiǔ mén nà
[06:16.987] fèn chū le wén wǔ
[06:20.288] huáng chéng sì mén
[06:23.386] nèi yuàn sān gōng
[06:26.588] zuǒ yǒu qīng lóng a
[06:29.743] yòu yǒu bái hǔ
[06:32.947] sān jiē liù shì a
[06:35.588] yí yàng ér yí yàng ér xiū zào qīng
[06:39.248] ruò wèn zhè wài qī mén hé rì xiū zào
[06:45.748] yàn wáng yé diào xiào
[06:49.99] èr dào jīn líng
[08:53.48] xiǎo gāo liàng lǐng shèng zhǐ
[08:57.161] zǒu xià le yín ān tīng
[09:01.782] kuà mǎ tí qiāng a
[09:05.235] hǎo wēi fēng
[09:09.759] yáo guǎng xiào dā gōng
[09:14.31] kǒu zūn qiān suì
[09:17.788] xī zhí mén chéng lóu shàng zán men
[09:21.142] kàn kàn yīng xióng
[09:25.414] yàn wáng yé bǎo zuò zhī shàng máng chuán kǒu zhǐ
[09:32.965] shuài lǐng zhe wén hé wǔ
[09:35.758] zán men lí le huáng chéng
[09:40.281] biān biān dǎ mǎ
[09:43.941] lái de hǎo kuài
[09:47.445] xī zhí mén bù yuǎn nà
[09:50.644] jiù zài wǒ de miàn qián yíng
[09:54.756] shuǎi dèng lí ān nà
[09:58.466] máng bǎ mǎ xià
[10:01.768] zhàn chéng lóu fú duǒ kǒu
[10:04.510] zán men dǎ liang yīng xióng
[10:08.876] sù yín kuī yī shǎn
[10:12.62] jiù zài tā de tóu shàng dài
[10:15.820] hù xīn de bǎo jìng
[10:18.915] yí gè jìn ér de fàng guāng míng
[10:22.570] liǎng shàn zhēng qún nà a
[10:25.870] zhē zhù mǎ miàn
[10:29.170] mì mì zā zā
[10:32.119] dīng mǎn yín dīng
[10:35.678] dōu shuō shì zhè yàn yíng chū hǎo hàn
[10:42.294] qì yǔ xuān áng a
[10:45.142] guǒ rán nà jìng yīng xióng
[10:48.853] zán bù yán wén hé wǔ
[10:51.240] tā men chéng shàng kuā gāo liàng a
[10:55.357] zài biǎo biǎo gǎn shuǐ de
[10:58.100] nà wèi xiǎo yīng xióng
[11:01.857] huī qiāng zhè gè bō mǎ a
[11:05.107] cháo qián jiù pǎo
[11:08.410] qiáo jiàn le bái fà cāng cāng
[11:11.160] lǎo fù a yǔ lǎo wēng
[11:14.669] shǒu tuī chē ér yī biān ér yí gè
[11:17.918] dà shuǐ lǒu
[11:21.67] ěr tīng dé huā de ér lèng
[11:23.659] shuǐ de yīn shēng
[11:27.62] xiǎo jiàng jūn yī jiàn
[11:29.450] hóng le tā de yǎn nuò
[11:33.195] shǒu zhōng de yín zàn gān
[11:35.524] níng le yòu níng
[11:38.824] duì zhǔn zhè gè shuǐ lóu
[11:41.869] yòng lì cì qù
[11:44.760] ěr tīng dé huā lèng lèng lèng
[11:47.199] shuǐ de yīn shēng
[11:50.491] xiǎo jiàng jūn chōu qiāng bó mǎ
[11:52.980] jiù wǎng zhè gè huí xià pǎo
[11:56.179] nù nǎo le bái fà cāng cāng
[11:58.669] lǎo fù a yǔ lǎo wēng
[12:02.22] huā lā lā dǎ kāi le
[12:04.315] liǎng gè dà shuǐ lǒu ó
[12:07.530] fàng chū lái
[12:08.342] lóng zǐ lóng sūn yǔ lóng bīng
[12:12.867] dà hǎn yī shēng a
[12:15.50] nǐ men cháo xià zhuī gǎn
[12:18.152] bié fàng zǒu gǎn shuǐ de
[12:20.298] bái mǎ xiǎo yīng xióng
[12:23.300] zán bù yán lóng gōng lóng mǔ
[12:25.941] zhuī gǎn gāo liàng
[12:28.787] zài biǎo gāo liàng
[12:30.918] xiǎo yīng xióng
[12:33.920] xī zhí zhè gè mén wài ya a
[12:36.612] tái tóu guān kàn
[12:39.326] qiáo jiàn le wǒ zhǔ
[12:41.604] nà páng shì yáo shèng sēng
[12:44.659] fān shēn wǒ zhè xià mǎ
[12:47.148] gāng yào shuō huà
[12:49.940] ěr tīng dé shēn bèi hòu miàn shuǐ de yīn shēng
[12:54.851] zhe dé huāng jiāng jūn
[12:57.640] huí tóu guān kàn
[13:00.82] shuǐ guò dǐng liáng
[13:02.265] sàng le cán shēng
[13:05.11] yàn wáng yé dùn zú chuí xiōng téng shā le wǒ ya
[13:10.190] kě xī le ér gǎn shuǐ de
[13:12.69] bái páo de xiǎo yīng xióng
[13:13.940] nǐ wèi gū gǎn shuǐ sàng le wǒ de mìng a
[13:18.770] nǐ tīng gū wáng bǎ nǐ fēng
[13:23.134] wǒ fēng nǐ
[13:25.62] gāo liàng qiáo lái
[13:27.198] gāo liàng miào a
[13:29.586] gāo liàng zhè gè miào lǐ ya a
[13:31.869] sù nǐ de shén líng
[13:34.461] ruò wèn zhè gāo liàng qiáo shì hé rì xiū jiàn nà
[13:39.335] yàn wáng yé diào xiào èr dào jīn líng
[13:43.859] zán bù yán yàn wáng yé tā fēng gāo liàng
[13:48.730] zài biǎo jūn shī yáo shèng sēng
[13:53.327] jí máng qiā jué
[13:55.914] kǒu niàn zhòu
[13:58.453] zhì zhù le běi hǎi de liǎng tiáo lóng
[14:03.225] yī tiáo zhè gè yā zài le
[14:05.512] tán zhè sì a
[14:08.254] yī tiáo zhè gè yā zài le
[14:10.31] běi jīng chéng
[14:13.76] ruò wèn zhè lóng gōng lóng mǔ hé rì xiāng jiàn
[14:19.221] huǒ shāo le tán zhè sì kě shuǐ màn le běi jīng chéng