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来了不少人啊，刚才呢一小姑娘：李桂娟，又能说相声又能唱快板儿，好事儿啊，北京相声大会填人进口，村里来新人了啊。打这儿起呢她跟咱们一起演出，啊，相声说的也不错，当然了，开始的时候呢未必能让每位观众都满意，给一个成长的过程，啊，万一演出的时候有个撒汤漏水的呢，大伙瞧我了，演员都得这样，没有说一上来说我就是艺术家了，今天学了今天就成功了，不可能的，包括今天开场时那大胖子。
是吧？我没赶上，别人告诉我的，哈哈！大胖子开始小的时候学的也不是很瓷实，后来逐渐的发展，现在台上多好，很完整的说点儿人话了吗！但是说良心话技巧上很不错，但身体上稍微差一点，大伙您也瞧见了太胖太胖了，没人样儿了都，他个儿也高啊，比我就高一个夜壶吧，能吃能喝，大饼卷馒头就着米饭吃，在后台提着十二斤切糕说饮场用，吃东西吃到这份儿上古今第一人了。
一天到晚没别的爱好就是吃，有时因为这个也出笑话，那天出去演出去了，他们团有一个安排，啊，明天早晨起来八点钟集合，咱们坐火车，啊，你们不是总闹着出去旅游去吗？明天满足你们一个愿望，啊，咱们奔香河，好好看看塞外风光，啊，道上自己多带上点儿吃的，咱们这次演出很艰苦，也不管吃也不管住也不管水啊，五块钱一场。别人都不去就他去，就他去就他去，准备好些个吃的，馒头啊花卷啊豆包啊大饼啊，反正都是干粮呗，带了一大堆，抗着上了火车了。上车没别的事儿就是吃，打开这包袱，饼卷着饼馒头就着馒头，二十分钟二十分钟啊，这七十斤粮食都吃完了，从动物学的角度说啊，你这样喂狗都不行，你知道吗？一会儿的工夫闹肚子，肚子疼啊，肚子拧的呀难受啊，咕噜咕噜咕噜，怎么办呢？你吐出来舍不得，使劲的擂着嗓子不让吐出来，这个玩意儿它脾气大呀，不让走上边它得想地儿呀！这怎么弄啊这个，尤其身体的中后偏下部不舒服，上厕所吧，在车上到厕所一推门关着呢，有人！来来回回，一会儿去一趟一会儿去一趟，关门。唯独这闹肚子，你要坐那儿不动能坚持一小时，你要站起来一溜达，这就瞧见厕所了这这算完了，这来一刻不容缓啊，当时这就算拉出来了，怎么办呢？真没办法，最后想一个想一个非常绝妙的主意，啊，掏出一杆笔来，也顾不了多少了，把裤子囤下来拿笔在屁股上面画上眉毛画上眼睛，坐车上窗户那儿，把屁股探在外面“霹雳啪啦！霹雳啪啦！”雷鸣闪电一般，尤其是车底下铁轨旁边，啊，那行人看着还纳闷儿呢：“快看唉！大胖子吐了！”
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感谢大家的光临，给您说一段长篇的单口相声：《桃花女破周公》！相声的魅力太大了，刚说一名字，大伙儿就乐成这样。
过去吧，有这个好多人啊，对相声演员啊有误会，认为说相声的身份低。你瞧，到哪儿去，到饭店也好啊，到过去那歌舞厅啊，别人去了，门口的伙计们远接高迎，王老爷来啦！啊，李老板来啦！赵东郡来啦！都这个，唯独对说相声的不行，没见过说相声的一到那儿去，人就喊：郭老爷来啦！啊，怕没地儿找姥姥去，也没有说：郭说相声的来啦！王唱快板儿的来啦！也没有。
在过去来说，对演员很看低，有人说了，你这说相声的这个是生意，嗯！这种看法很普遍，但是呢，不对，我们这不叫生意，我们这叫熟意。什么叫生意呢？有买有卖有出有进，这是生意，啊，说相声的脸熟是一宝，今儿您不认识我，这场可能就二十块钱，明天我全世界有碗儿，八千一场五万一场十二万一场，我还未必有时间去，倒霉倒到哪儿了就是这脸熟上了，啊！而且相声演员还不能干坏事儿，呵，旁边这商场着火了，一万多人都上那儿抢东西去了，里边有一个说相声的，明天你们这九千多位没事儿，就把这一个说相声的逮着了，就认识他，说相声想偷东西都偷不了，哈哈！所以说我们是熟意。
生意是有买有卖，但是生意里边呢也分三六九等，有一种生意是骗人的，什么呢？算卦相面，这骗人。我今天来的时候，我遇见一位，啊，胡同这儿进不来车，把车搁的外头，搁的路口那儿。我一下车，对过来一中年妇女四十来岁，一脸的渍泥，头发都立着，啊！怀里抱一狗，走近了还瞧出来抱一孩子，我说你给那孩子梳梳那头发，看着跟京叭儿似的，她冲我乐：“啊哈啊哈！啊哈啊哈！”我说你再乐我报警了啊！我是正经人你知道吗？你打算干吗呀？
：“这位大哥，我看你面相不错，我指你条明道儿吧！”
我差点儿拿板儿砖排她，你指我一条明道儿，你好几天没吃饭了吧？瞧谁都像烙饼是吧？
啊！骗人，啊，相面算卦是骗人。那么说有的人还相信是为什么呢？唉，这个从心理学上来说啊，人们也是为了得到一个寄托。哎呀！你说怎么回事啊？为什么吃东西吃这么些个呀？这两天怎么总闹肚子呀？找一算卦给算算吧，你这没事儿，你这就是吃饱了撑得你这个！他就踏实了你知道吗？心里就踏实了，找一寄托。你想去吧，真正神仙绝不能坐的天桥那儿五块钱十块钱给您看一卦，有人说不对，我认识一算卦的得上家求人家去，啊，他不要钱！不能，不能不要钱，啊，他有时候他也找这幌子，聊几句呢知道你嘴呀快不快，一瞧你嘴快他不要钱，他让你回去给他喊去，啊，那儿那有这么一个不要钱的算卦的大师，啊，您就是那广告。
这个在过去来说呢，在江湖上，算卦相面的叫金买，有这么句话金皮彩挂，金就是算卦相面，分多少种，有水座有火座。水座呢就是刚才咱们说这个，穿得挺破，衣裳上面补丁落补丁补丁落补丁，后来呢补丁都挂不住线了，把以上抻（den）起来来一揪儿，满身的烧麦，头发都立着，啊，伸出那手来呀，三十多岁人那手跟齐白石似的，还不洗手，攥着杆笔跟街边儿站着，你过去他叫你给你算卦，这叫水座；有火座，啊！雇着四十来人，给他当佣人，什么酒店高就住那儿去，包的套房，呵！出来进去的除了车就是车，脑袋上带这帽子值三十四万，六月三伏也狐腿大衣，看着很有钱，算一卦这没个三千五千的下不来，这叫火座。那么说呢也分得很细致，有梆保金，拿两块小竹片儿“邦邦邦”这么敲打，这叫方保金；坐的地上不说话，拿手蘸着墨跟那儿画，这叫哑金，啊；还有这个你在街那边他在街这边，他跑到那给你揪过来，这叫揪筋，揪筋之后就是扒骨，一到屯皮呀你就活不了了。
很多种，有的很高明，啊，揣摩你的来意通过你的说话，他知道你怎么回事，这是高明的。也有那个笨的，当然笨的收费也低，为什么呢？我认识一位，家旁边姓管管先生，外号呢叫管半年，就管半年多一天都不管，往那儿一坐，弄好些个签儿，来算卦的一般婶子大娘居多，管先生你给算算吧！抽根儿签儿吧，让你抽签儿，一晃悠签筒子蹦出一根来，他拿起来一看，张嘴唱，也不谁教给他的：“你今年，你多大岁数？多大岁数？”
：“我五十四。”
：“属什么的？”
：“属猴。”
：“唉，你今年……”他现问你知道吗！“你今年五十四，属猴的，往南走有财运，往北走运不佳！给一毛钱，快快！”
：“您这准吗？”
：“什么准不准的，一毛钱求踏实知道吗？”
前两天前两天，管先生出事儿了，哈，出事儿了，跟街上刚摆好他这卦摊儿，地上铺张纸，旁边来一卖西瓜的，把他挤得往边上挪，心里不痛快，可是呢他也不敢闹，卖西瓜的是六个大小伙子，他怕挨打往这边挪了挪，心里窝着火儿呢。
正窝着火儿来一算卦的，也是五大三粗，“嗨！嗨！嗨！”连句先生都不喊，你说“劳驾，给算一卦！”没有，“嗨！嗨！嗨！”
这么一来他心里也别扭，斜着眼儿：“干吗？干吗？”
：“你算算你算算，你算算我怎么样！”
：“你怎么样，你爱怎么样怎么样，你哪来的回哪去，啊！”
：“啊？哪来的回哪去！我刚放出来，啊！我还得回去，呵！”
“啪—”一大嘴巴，管先生吐血了，来四个警察把大个儿弄回去，又判半年，管先生就算灵了这么一回，哪来的回哪去，啊，现在行了，现在不出来了，现在天天自个儿坐着车出来，一直很羡慕坐轮椅的，啊，这回如愿以偿了。
这个很多是骗人的，但是今天这个故事呢还是从这个算卦引出来，而且今天故事里的主人公算卦太灵了，为什么呢？这主儿不是人，大伙儿别乐啊！这是夸，他是个神仙，你瞧这很很深了吧？是吧！现在这个神仙这行也不是很好混，因为大伙儿对神仙不是很了解。
要说起来这事儿呢离大伙儿时间不长，家里有老人的您回去问一问，啊，商朝，那年啊姜子牙四岁，你们都回家问问去，啊！别问，估计没有赶上的。
商朝的时候呢，在这个首都，曹戈城里边，嗯！有这么一位摆卦摊儿的，此人姓周叫周乾，哪个“乾”啊？乾坤的“乾”。当初他的父亲在朝里边是上大夫之之。
有一天，两口子做了一个梦，梦见屋里边火光冲天，媳妇儿呢一害怕一睁眼醒了，没多大工夫生一小小子，四方大脸，脸啊黑灿灿的，两道剑眉，漂亮！跟我差不多，啊，大伙儿都瞧出来了，哈！
后来呢，慢慢的读书长大，到后来父亲母亲都去世了。他呢也在朝居官，为官非常的刚正，朝里边瞧见谁要是贪赃枉法了，他跟皇上说，啊！一天到晚的，皇上其实挺烦他的，为什么呀？皇上打算修一花园，他去了：“这不行啊，这个啊，皇上，民脂民膏，咱们怎么能动用国库的钱修改御花园呢？没必要啊，您坐车出去四千里地，啊，在大草原上一样能玩儿，啊！”
皇上点点头：“你说的有道理，啊！有道理，那个你今年多大岁数了？”
：“臣今年三十七了。”
：“哎呀！岁数不小了，你告老还乡吧！”
：“臣还想多干几年。”
：“不用了，不用了，就这么着吧，就这么着吧！”
三十来岁就退休了，啊，回家之后心里也别扭：“这什么事儿这是？我一片忠心，为国为民，啊！哪成想，皇上不待见我。那我干点儿什么有利于人民的事情呢？”想了想：“我摆摊儿算卦吧。”
因为什么呢？这位周大人啊，小的时候三四岁的时候在家里后院儿玩儿，突然间由打天上踩着云彩飞来一位神仙，落他跟前儿了，他很纳闷：“这是，这是什么鸟啊？这是，啊！”
神仙很不高兴：“别瞎闹啊！这孩子啊，对神仙要很尊敬，知道吗？要不然我抽你知道吗？”
小孩儿吓坏了：“街上流氓竟这么吓唬我，您说您有什么吩咐？你要什么我给你偷我爸爸钱去。”
神仙说：“你瞎说啊！这次有别的事儿，有别的事儿。”
《天书卷》“啪—”一本书。
：“你瞧瞧吧！”
小孩儿接过去，上一眼下一眼看完了。
：“啊，怎么样啊？”
：“我不认识字儿啊！”
：“忘这茬儿了，忘这茬儿了。你看着啊，我给你念念啊，一卷天书，这里边是无穷的变化，什么都有，你看懂了你就能半仙知体，啊！我给你念，从这儿开始：bpmfdtnlgkhjqx。”
都念一遍，他打拼音先学啊！天天这孩子学这个。每天呢，这神仙呢到点就来到点就来，教完了就飞走，啊，学了有一个多月，呵！太聪明了，全学会了。先天八卦没有不明白的，没事儿自己呢弄几块儿小竹板，弄几个铜钱跟这儿算卦，百试百灵。所以说呢，在刚当官的时候就有一个愿望，有朝一日我要是告老还乡了，我摆个摊儿为民造福，啊，给大伙儿算卦，唉！机会来了。
在自己府门之外弄一小亭子跟这儿算卦。家里有一老家人，姓彭叫彭简，四十来岁，小的时候呢在府里当佣人，后来呢老太爷都去世了，他就留下来服侍这位周乾周大人，周围的人呢很尊敬周大人，尊称叫什么呢，周公，后来咱们现在出去买那书有那种《周公解梦》，说得这周公就是这位周大人周乾。
门脸儿都装修好了，一切事儿都办完了，准备开张要给大伙儿算卦。
彭简说：“老爷，这算卦咱们多少钱一卦啊？”
周公乐了：“哈哈哈，你要记住，啊，我算卦一不为名二不为利，我为的是曹戈城这些个老百姓，给大伙济困扶危，有什么事儿上我这儿问来，我呢不能以挣钱为主，咱们是种乐趣，这样吧十两银子一卦。”
彭简差点儿坐地下：“老爷，你说实话，咱歉人家多少钱？您要指着这个发家致富这损点儿这个啊，决不告诉您，盖您这小亭子花了三两银子，您这一卦就回本儿您知道吗？”
：“别废话，我这个卦跟别人不一样，我是百试百灵！而且还告诉你，每天就算十卦，啊，早晨起来来，啊，跟你这儿挂号知道吗，凑够十个就是一天的，十一个明天再来。”
：“嚯！您说这个有人来吗？”
：“没问题呀，没问题，我还告诉你这里有你的好处。”
：“哦！这里有我的好处？”
：“那当然了。”
：“这这咱们爷俩怎么下帐啊？啊？”
：“什么叫怎么下帐？这十两都是我的。”
：“不是您先别瞪眼，咱有事儿说事儿，啊，您说有我的好处这怎么回事？”
：“来一个算卦的，加三钱银子带步费，啊，你在门口等着，他来了给完你钱，你把他领进来不白领，给你三钱银子。”
：“三钱银子是您这里边出？”
：“不，他出他出！我这干捞十两，干捞十两。”
：“哦，大人，您这帐头还挺清楚，行行行！那就是您挣十两我挣三钱？”
：“对对对，你挣三钱。”
：“哦，您真有把握百试百灵吗？”
：“放心吧，你还跟大伙儿这么说，如果说我算卦不灵，这卦钱到赔四十倍。”
：“这玩意儿，您赔得起我这可赔不起，您有钱我这不行啊，我得炼多少日子够赔一个的！”
：“您甭管了，你那个也算我的。”
：“行，要这么说这买卖干的过，干的过。”
出去挑幌子，周围全告诉到了，谁想算卦谁有不明白的事儿，问前程的问财运的都上这儿来吧！
一时间整个城里边全嚷嚷动了，怎么呢？周大人现如今弃官不做，啊，给大伙儿算卦干卜为生，咱们去算算去吧，大伙儿都上这儿来，而且来呢都很必恭必敬，因为什么呢？这是下野的官员，你说上这儿捣乱来不敢。而且周公算的卦没有不灵的，你一进门甭说他那就告诉你了，怎么回事怎么回事，“啊，你呀去求财吧，你现在奔东北那边有一买卖等着你，你去挣钱去吧！你这个啊，你这要倒霉，这两天别出门！啊，你这吃多了知道吗？”说清楚了啊，算的卦没有不灵的！
这天，来三捣乱的，有这么句话说得好：“久在江边站没有不失鞋的。”哪都有这个坏人，啊！来了哥仨，呵，在当地来说称得起是一霸，到了东北这种人叫地赖，到了天津这种人叫狗赖，名词就是地痞，来三流氓，这哥仨呢还亲哥仨，哈！姓王，王大、王二、王三，一边高，都大高个儿，大胖子，横霸街里，啊，一天到晚的多缺德的事儿都干得出来，简直这三就不是人啊！
这天听人说了，曹戈城里现如今，周公周老爷排下卦棚给大家占卜，“咱们去吧，啊，咱们算算灵不灵，嗯！而且听说了啊，他算卦这个银子他还能倒赔，如果说不准倒赔四十倍，这是个好买卖，嗯！咱去吧，灵了咱也说不灵。”
王大、王二、王三这仨人就来了，啊，一进门往这儿一站，斜着眉挑着眼，周公拿眼一瞧就知道，怎么呢？这仨人啊，气质上透着一股子邪气，微微一笑：“你们哥仨问卜啊？”
：“啊！周大人，听说现如今您有了第二职业了，算卦来啦！我们哥仨算卦，您给算算吧！”
：“好啊！那你们谁是老大呀？”
：“我是！”
：“你过来吧！写个字儿吧！”
：“唉！好！”
有石板有石笔，啊，这儿搁着呢，旁边呢什么这个动物的皮毛啊，什么这个乌龟的壳啊，什么小竹片子啊，这都有摆满了，写字用，啊，那阵还没笔呢。
：“你过来吧，写个字儿吧！”
：“好嘞！”
拿起笔来，在哪写呢？他一瞧啊，周公这桌子上有两块竹片这么长这么宽，闲的没事儿呢周公搁的手里边练练腕子呀算算卦呀什么的，算卦的时候有咒语：“杭州美景盖世无双，西湖岸……”唱这个啊，今天没唱跟这儿搁着呢。
王老大过来拿起笔来在竹板上写：“写一什么呢，我来的意思我这希望他倒霉，把他这弄散了，我好挣他钱，得了，写个快吧，希望你快倒霉。”
写个“快”写上了：“你看这个，这个怎么样？”
周公一瞧乐了：“好！你这写的好，字儿写的不错啊，有人请你吃饭，走吧，去吧！”
：“嚯！你这个？你说有人请我吃饭？啊？”
：“有人请你吃饭。”
：“什么时候？”
：“出门就有。”
：“要没人请呢？”
：“没人请回来你砸了卦摊儿倒赔纹银四十倍。”
：“你瞧！甭管了。”
转身出去了，老二过来了：“你瞧我呢？我怎么办呢？啊，你算算我。”
：“哦，你呀，恕我直言，哈哈哈哈，你出门得掉沟里，去，走吧！”
：“唉？你怎么知道的？”
：“我算的，去，走吧，不掉沟里回来你我找我来，啊！”
：“找你怎么着？”
：“我把你踢沟里去。你也倒赔纹银四十倍，没问题，你走吧！”
二的走了，三的过来：“我怎么办，快说，我是有人请吃饭啊？我是掉沟里边？”
：“你没有，你留神吧，啊，明天我估计今天就差不多，啊，衙门口得逮你，让你蹲一宿，也就蹲一宿，今天逮了明天一早上放出来了，去吧，走吧！”
哥仨出来了。灵了吗？真准，老大一出门碰见一把兄弟磕头的哥们，家里刚搬完家吃饭去吧，请走了吃饭去了，二的三的也跟着去了，啊吃完饭一回来，住的地儿不一样，各自都走了。大的回家了，二的呢喝高了，修道没瞧见真掉沟里边了，爬着回家了还挺相信。三的呢喝高了，干吗去呢找人打牌玩儿去，赌博，啊，一赌博呢衙门口抓赌的来了，都跑了就他喝多了，捆上弄走了，弄到衙门口，啊关了一宿，早晨天亮，酒也醒了，骂了一顿：“滚滚滚！”轰出去了。
哥仨一碰头，太佩服了：“周公了不得这是活神仙啊！啊！怎么这么灵啊？咱们问问去吧。”
哥仨又来了，一进门周公这儿等着了：“怎么样？灵吗？”：“太灵了，我们佩服您，您能解释一下为什么吗？”
：“为什么呀，你写的′快′字儿写的我这竹片上了，知道吗？我这竹片有仙气知道吗？它告诉我上边一竹子代表那个竹片底下写你那个′快′字儿是吃饭的筷子，代表筷子。”
：“哦！那我这我这筷子怎么讲？”
：“筷子得有吃饭的时候才用呢，你想啊所以你出门有人请你吃饭。”
：“唉！对对对，太灵了。”
二的过来了：“那不对啊，那他吃饭我怎么掉沟里呢？”
：“吃完饭这筷子得刷刷啊，你掉水沟里边了，明白了吗？”
：“哦！”
老三过来了：“那我这个怎么蹲一宿？”
：“你看，刷完了不得搁的筷子炉里边蹲起来吗！”
：“为什么蹲一宿？”
：“转天吃早点不就拿出来了吗！”
哥仨一听太灵了，啊！了不起了，出去之后满处去喊去：“啊，有冤枉上那问去，有不明白的事儿上那请问周公给解释一下。”整个曹戈城都嚷嚷动了。
这天，早晨起来，这儿刚开门，门口啊来一老太太，这老太太呢也在曹戈城里边住，姓石，老伴儿去世了，啊，都管她喊石老太，是个上岁数的人，啊，五十来岁。家里边呢就有这么一个儿子，叫石棕朴，娘俩过日子，儿子呢出去作生意去了，说好了三月回来，可是呢走了将近四个月踪影皆无，也没听见心信，老太太心里就慌了：“怎么还不回来呢？”天天心里啊老揪着，怕孩子有个三长两短。
唉，这天听人说了：“曹戈城里边周公那算卦解梦相面测字，你上那问问去吧，问问你儿子什么时候回来。”
老太太说：“行。”
找这个左邻右舍的借钱吧，借够这钱，拿着来在了卦棚这儿，到门口正好瞧见彭简还认识，“唉！那谁老彭啊！”
：“哎呦呵！怎么您在这儿啊？有事儿啊？”
：“我跟你说点事儿，棕朴啊走了好几个月了，一直没回来，我心里不放心，我说上周老爷这儿来问问卦。”
：“哦！你进来吧进来吧！”
领着老太太就进来了，一进门一瞧啊，周公坐的书案之后双眉紧锁，怎么呢？早晨起来，他自个儿啊先给自己算了一卦，一看这卦不好，有阴人冲撞，什么叫阴人呢？就是有女人冲撞，看了看心里挺别扭。
一抬头进来个老太太，心里嘎登一下子：“彭简啊！啊，这没我的话怎么随便带人进来呢？我这刚想告诉你今天这一天不许女人上这儿来问卦。”
：“哎！跟您说，不是外人，啊，我认识，石老太，也是啊孩子出门在外一直没回来，不放心，没别的，您给算算，算您作点好事。”
老太太说：“是啊，我这次来特不容易，我钱都带来了。”搁的桌子上，“您给我算算吧，我们就娘俩过日子，这孩子到底怎么着了！”
：“你甭管了。”
推开这些东西，啊什么叫竹片啊那个叫铜钱啊，乱七八糟弄一大桌子，嘁哧喀碴嘁哧喀碴铃呱铃呱铃铃呱，算完之后面沉似水：“老太太，你别等了。”
：“怎么呢？”
：“你儿子没指望了！”
：“啊？！怎么没指望呢？”
：“今天夜里他死！”
：“不是，周老爷，我儿子怎么怎么今天夜里死？”
：“他现在正往回来呢，可有一样命中注定，谁也救不了他，你知道吗？今天夜至三经的时候他死在破瓦寒窑，救不了，这是命中注定的。”
：“哎呦！”话一说完啊，老太太“哇！”就哭了：“周老爷，我求求您啊！您说吧，有什么办法能救了我儿子呀？”
：“我跟你说，谁也救不了，大锣金仙都救不了他，啊！你回去吧。”
：“哎呦！”老太太往外走，眼泪哗哗的：“怎么办啊？”
回到家坐的屋子里边是放声痛哭，街坊邻居全听见了过来劝吧：“怎么了？怎么了？”
：“你不知道，今算卦去啦，周老爷说了，我儿子石棕朴今天夜里三更他就死了，你说我怎么办啊？剩下我一人我活什么劲啊！哎呀！”
这通儿哭啊。哭着哭着呀，旁边有一家姓任的，啊任员外，老两口子在这一块儿来说算的上是好人，为人很和善，听见哭也出来了：“怎么啦？”一问这事儿：“来来来，上我们家来上我们家来。”
把这位石老太呢就请到任府，有丫鬟给沏上茶，啊，都弄好了，老两口子跟这儿劝，“怎么回事啊？”一五一十一说，“嗨！你瞧这事儿闹的，有办法吗？”
：“没有办法啊！”
：“得了得了得了，那个您啊想开点，算卦这事儿未必是真的，啊，也保不齐呢明天棕朴就回来了，是不是，算卦哪有准的。”
：“人家都说啊，周老爷算卦灵着呢，我就这一个儿子，哎呀，我怎么办啊？”老太太哭。
正哭着呢，门帘一挑，由打外边，任家这姑娘来了，啊，任员外两口子一辈子无儿就生了一个姑娘，起名叫桃花，啊任桃花，周围都知道桃花小姐。这会儿呢听见哭赶紧进来了：“怎么回事啊？”
她妈赶紧说：“瞧见了吗，这不吗，石大妈刚才算卦去了，怎么怎么回事怎么怎么回事，啊，你劝劝吧！”
姑娘过来了：“老太太怎么啦，啊，棕朴哥哥怎么啦？”
：“你不知道啊，周公说了他活不了啦，你瞧瞧我就这一个儿子，我这命啊也算交代了。”
：“您别着急您别着急，嗯，他是哪年的生日啊？”
老太太说是那年那年，啊什么月什么时辰全说到了，姑娘听了听啊，两个手一揣在袖子里不知道干什么，抬头想了想噗嗤乐了：“没事儿，没事儿，还有救！”
：“啊？！还有救？”
：“还有救，有办法救，但是稍微麻烦一点。”
：“哎呀，没事儿啊，能救就行啊！桃花啊，你你帮帮忙吧，你快救救我吧，这事儿怎么办啊？”
旁边任员外站起来了：“桃花啊，别闹别闹，人命关天的事儿别捣乱啊！你还信她，你真糊涂了，她十六岁一姑娘，她见过什么呀，她不懂这个，你甭听她的。”
姑娘乐了：“爹，妈，您别拦着，大妈我跟您这么说，您要信得过我，我帮您，可您要不信我，这事儿就两拉倒，我要帮着还能有救，我要不帮着棕朴是必死无疑。这样，我这样说您也不信，您现在回家去，哈哈，今天正午的时候天降大雨，您看我说得准不准，要是下雨了您就找我来，不下雨这事儿就拉倒。”
大伙儿都往外看，好大太阳正当中挂着呢，心说姑娘这是胡说八道啊。
老太太说：“那我先回去吧，啊，有法是更好。”
回到家去，一直瞧这天风和日丽万里无云，正当中大太阳晒的人睁不开眼，哪有雨啊？老太太眼泪止不住了，坐的屋里等着等着猛然间觉得“唉，可能到正午十二点了！”一抬头乌云密布是雨如倾盆。
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wo cha dian er na ban er zhuan pai ta, ni zhi wo yi tiao ming dao er, ni hao ji tian mei chi fan le ba? qiao shui dou xiang lao bing shi ba?
a! pian ren, a, xiang mian suan gua shi pian ren. na me shuo you de ren hai xiang xin shi wei shi me ne? ai, zhe ge cong xin li xue shang lai shuo a, ren men ye shi wei liao de dao yi ge ji tuo. ai ya! ni shuo zen me hui shi a? wei shi me chi dong xi chi zhe me xie ge ya? zhe liang tian zen me zong nao du zi ya? zhao yi suan gua gei suan suan ba, ni zhe mei shi er, ni zhe jiu shi chi bao le cheng de ni zhe ge! ta jiu ta shi le ni zhi dao ma? xin li jiu ta shi le, zhao yi ji tuo. ni xiang qu ba, zhen zheng shen xian jue bu neng zuo de tian qiao na er wu kuai qian shi kuai qian gei nin kan yi gua, you ren shuo bu dui, wo ren shi yi suan gua de de shang jia qiu ren jia qu, a, ta bu yao qian! bu neng, bu neng bu yao qian, a, ta you shi hou ta ye zhao zhe huang zi, liao ji ju ne zhi dao ni zui ya kuai bu kuai, yi qiao ni zui kuai ta bu yao qian, ta rang ni hui qu gei ta han qu, a, na er na you zhe me yi ge bu yao qian de suan gua de da shi, a, nin jiu shi na guang gao.
zhe ge zai guo qu lai shuo ne, zai jiang hu shang, suan gua xiang mian de jiao jin mai, you zhe me ju hua jin pi cai gua, jin jiu shi suan gua xiang mian, fen duo shao zhong, you shui zuo you huo zuo. shui zuo ne jiu shi gang cai zan men shuo zhe ge, chuan de ting po, yi shang shang mian bu ding luo bu ding bu ding luo bu ding, hou lai ne bu ding dou gua bu zhu xian le, ba yi shang chen den qi lai lai yi jiu er, man shen de shao mai, tou fa dou li zhe, a, shen chu na shou lai ya, san shi duo sui ren na shou gen qi bai shi shi de, hai bu xi shou, zuan zhe gan bi gen jie bian er zhan zhe, ni guo qu ta jiao ni gei ni suan gua, zhe jiao shui zuo you huo zuo, a! gu zhe si shi lai ren, gei ta dang yong ren, shen me jiu dian gao jiu zhu na er qu, bao de tao fang, a! chu lai jin qu de chu le che jiu shi che, nao dai shang dai zhe mao zi zhi san shi si wan, liu yue san fu ye hu tui da yi, kan zhe hen you qian, suan yi gua zhe mei ge san qian wu qian de xia bu lai, zhe jiao huo zuo. na me shuo ne ye fen de hen xi zhi, you bang bao jin, na liang kuai xiao zhu pian er" bang bang bang" zhe me qiao da, zhe jiao fang bao jin zuo de di shang bu shuo hua, na shou zhan zhuo mo gen na er hua, zhe jiao ya jin, a hai you zhe ge ni zai jie na bian ta zai jie zhe bian, ta pao dao na gei ni jiu guo lai, zhe jiao jiu jin, jiu jin zhi hou jiu shi ba gu, yi dao tun pi ya ni jiu huo bu liao le.
hen duo zhong, you de hen gao ming, a, chuai mo ni de lai yi tong guo ni de shuo hua, ta zhi dao ni zen me hui shi, zhe shi gao ming de. ye you na ge ben de, dang ran ben de shou fei ye di, wei shi me ne? wo ren shi yi wei, jia pang bian xing guan guan xian sheng, wai hao ne jiao guan ban nian, jiu guan ban nian duo yi tian dou bu guan, wang na er yi zuo, nong hao xie ge qian er, lai suan gua de yi ban shen zi da niang ju duo, guan xian sheng ni gei suan suan ba! chou gen er qian er ba, rang ni chou qian er, yi huang you qian tong zi beng chu yi gen lai, ta na qi lai yi kan, zhang zui chang, ye bu shui jiao gei ta de:" ni jin nian, ni duo da sui shu? duo da sui shu?"
:" wo wu shi si."
:" shu shen me de?"
:" shu hou."
:" ai, ni jin nian" ta xian wen ni zhi dao ma!" ni jin nian wu shi si, shu hou de, wang nan zou you cai yun, wang bei zou yun bu jia! gei yi mao qian, kuai kuai!"
:" nin zhe zhun ma?"
:" shen me zhun bu zhun di, yi mao qian qiu ta shi zhi dao ma?"
qian liang tian qian liang tian, guan xian sheng chu shi er le, ha, chu shi er le, gen jie shang gang bai hao ta zhe gua tan r, di shang pu zhang zhi, pang bian lai yi mai xi gua de, ba ta ji de wang bian shang nuo, xin li bu tong kuai, ke shi ne ta ye bu gan nao, mai xi gua de shi liu ge da xiao huo zi, ta pa ai da wang zhe bian nuo le nuo, xin li wo zhao huo er ne.
zheng wo zhao huo er lai yi suan gua de, ye shi wu da san cu," hai! hai! hai!" lian ju xian sheng dou bu han, ni shuo" lao jia, gei suan yi gua!" mei you," hai! hai! hai!"
zhe me yi lai ta xin li ye bie niu, xie zhuo yan er:" gan ma? gan ma?"
:" ni suan suan ni suan suan, ni suan suan wo zen me yang!"
:" ni zen me yang, ni ai zen me yang zen me yang, ni na lai de hui na qu, a!"
:" a? na lai de hui na qu! wo gang fang chu lai, a! wo hai de hui qu, a!"
" pa" yi da zui ba, guan xian sheng tu xie le, lai si ge jing cha ba da ge er nong hui qu, you pan ban nian, guan xian sheng jiu suan ling le zhe me yi hui, na lai de hui na qu, a, xian zai hang le, xian zai bu chu lai le, xian zai tian tian zi ge er zuo zhe che chu lai, yi zhi hen xian mu zuo lun yi de, a, zhe hui ru yuan yi chang le.
zhe ge hen duo shi pian ren de, dan shi jin tian zhe ge gu shi ne hai shi cong zhe ge suan gua yin chu lai, er qie jin tian gu shi li de zhu ren gong suan gua tai ling le, wei shi me ne? zhe zhu er bu shi ren, da huo er bie le a! zhe shi kua, ta shi ge shen xian, ni qiao zhe hen hen shen le ba? shi ba! xian zai zhe ge shen xian zhe xing ye bu shi hen hao hun, yin wei da huo er dui shen xian bu shi hen liao jie.
yao shuo qi lai zhe shi er ne li da huo er shi jian bu zhang, jia li you lao ren de nin hui qu wen yi wen, a, shang chao, na nian a jiang zi ya si sui, ni men dou hui jia wen wen qu, a! bie wen, gu ji mei you gan shang de.
shang chao de shi hou ne, zai zhe ge shou du, cao ge cheng li bian, ! you zhe me yi wei bai gua tan r de, ci ren xing zhou jiao zhou gan, nei ge" gan" a? qian kun de" gan". dang chu ta de fu qin zai chao li bian shi shang dai fu zhi zhi.
you yi tian, liang kou zi zuo le yi ge meng, meng jian wu li bian huo guang chong tian, xi fu er ne yi hai pa yi zheng yan xing le, mei duo da gong fu sheng yi xiao xiao zi, si fang da lian, lian a hei can can de, liang dao jian mei, piao liang! gen wo cha bu duo, a, da huo er dou qiao chu lai le, ha!
hou lai ne, man man de du shu zhang da, dao hou lai fu qin mu qin dou qu shi le. ta ne ye zai chao ju guan, wei guan fei chang de gang zheng, chao li bian qiao jian shui yao shi tan zang wang fa le, ta gen huang shang shuo, a! yi tian dao wan de, huang shang qi shi ting fan ta de, wei shi me ya? huang shang da suan xiu yi hua yuan, ta qu le:" zhe bu xing a, zhe ge a, huang shang, min zhi min gao, zan men zen me neng dong yong guo ku de qian xiu gai yu hua yuan ne? mei bi yao a, nin zuo che chu qu si qian li di, a, zai da cao yuan shang yi yang neng wan er, a!"
huang shang dian dian tou:" ni shuo de you dao li, a! you dao li, na ge ni jin nian duo da sui shu le?"
:" chen jin nian san shi qi le."
:" ai ya! sui shu bu xiao le, ni gao lao huan xiang ba!"
:" chen hai xiang duo gan ji nian."
:" bu yong le, bu yong le, jiu zhe me zhao ba, jiu zhe me zhao ba!"
san shi lai sui jiu tui xiu le, a, hui jia zhi hou xin li ye bie niu:" zhe shen me shi er zhe shi? wo yi pian zhong xin, wei guo wei min, a! na cheng xiang, huang shang bu dai jian wo. na wo gan dian er shen me you li yu ren min de shi qing ne?" xiang le xiang:" wo bai tan r suan gua ba."
yin wei shi me ne? zhe wei zhou da ren a, xiao de shi hou san si sui de shi hou zai jia li hou yuan er wan er, tu ran jian you da tian shang cai zhe yun cai fei lai yi wei shen xian, luo ta gen qian er le, ta hen na men:" zhe shi, zhe shi shen me niao a? zhe shi, a!"
shen xian hen bu gao xing:" bie xia nao a! zhe hai zi a, dui shen xian yao hen zun jing, zhi dao ma? yao bu ran wo chou ni zhi dao ma?"
xiao hai er xia huai le:" jie shang liu mang jing zhe me xia hu wo, nin shuo nin you shen me fen fu? ni yao shen me wo gei ni tou wo ba ba qian qu."
shen xian shuo:" ni xia shuo a! zhe ci you bie de shi er, you bie de shi er."
tian shu juan" pa" yi ben shu.
:" ni qiao qiao ba!"
xiao hai er jie guo qu, shang yi yan xia yi yan kan wan le.
:" a, zen me yang a?"
:" wo bu ren shi zi er a!"
:" wang zhe cha er le, wang zhe cha er le. ni kan zhe a, wo gei ni nian nian a, yi juan tian shu, zhe li bian shi wu qiong de bian hua, shen me dou you, ni kan dong le ni jiu neng ban xian zhi ti, a! wo gei ni nian, cong zhe er kai shi: bpmfdtnlgkhjqx."
dou nian yi bian, ta da pin yin xian xue a! tian tian zhe hai zi xue zhe ge. mei tian ne, zhe shen xian ne dao dian jiu lai dao dian jiu lai, jiao wan le jiu fei zou, a, xue le you yi ge duo yue, a! tai cong ming liao, quan xue hui le. xian tian ba gua mei you bu ming bai de, mei shi er zi ji ne nong ji kuai er xiao zhu ban, nong ji ge tong qian gen zhe er suan gua, bai shi bai ling. suo yi shuo ne, zai gang dang guan de shi hou jiu you yi ge yuan wang, you zhao yi ri wo yao shi gao lao huan xiang le, wo bai ge tan r wei min zao fu, a, gei da huo er suan gua, ai! ji hui lai le.
zai zi ji fu men zhi wai nong yi xiao ting zi gen zhe er suan gua. jia li you yi lao jia ren, xing peng jiao peng jian, si shi lai sui, xiao de shi hou ne zai fu li dang yong ren, hou lai ne lao tai ye dou qu shi le, ta jiu liu xia lai fu shi zhe wei zhou gan zhou da ren, zhou wei de ren ne hen zun jing zhou da ren, zun cheng jiao shen me ne, zhou gong, hou lai zan men xian zai chu qu mai na shu you na zhong zhou gong jie meng, shuo de zhe zhou gong jiu shi zhe wei zhou da ren zhou gan.
men lian er dou zhuang xiu hao le, yi qie shi er dou ban wan le, zhun bei kai zhang yao gei da huo er suan gua.
peng jian shuo:" lao ye, zhe suan gua zan men duo shao qian yi gua a?"
zhou gong le le:" ha ha ha, ni yao ji zhu, a, wo suan gua yi bu wei ming er bu wei li, wo wei de shi cao ge cheng zhei xie ge lao bai xing, gei da huo ji kun fu wei, you shen me shi er shang wo zhe er wen lai, wo ne bu neng yi zheng qian wei zhu, zan men shi zhong le qu, zhe yang ba shi liang yin zi yi gua."
peng jian cha dian er zuo di xia:" lao ye, ni shuo shi hua, zan qian ren jia duo shao qian? nin yao zhi zhe zhe ge fa jia zhi fu zhe sun dian er zhe ge a, jue bu gao su nin, gai nin zhe xiao ting zi hua le san liang yin zi, nin zhe yi gua jiu hui ben er nin zhi dao ma?"
:" bie fei hua, wo zhe ge gua gen bie ren bu yi yang, wo shi bai shi bai ling! er qie hai gao su ni, mei tian jiu suan shi gua, a, zao chen qi lai lai, a, gen ni zhe er gua hao zhi dao ma, cou gou shi ge jiu shi yi tian de, shi yi ge ming tian zai lai."
:" huo! nin shuo zhe ge you ren lai ma?"
:" mei wen ti ya, mei wen ti, wo hai gao su ni zhe li you ni de hao chu."
:" o! zhe li you wo de hao chu?"
:" na dang ran le."
:" zhe zhe zan men ye lia zen me xia zhang a? a?"
:" shen me jiao zen me xia zhang? zhe shi liang du shi wo de."
:" bu shi nin xian bie deng yan, zan you shi er shuo shi er, a, nin shuo you wo de hao chu zhe zen me hui shi?"
:" lai yi ge suan gua de, jia san qian yin zi dai bu fei, a, ni zai men kou deng zhe, ta lai le gei wan ni qian, ni ba ta ling jin lai bu bai ling, gei ni san qian yin zi."
:" san qian yin zi shi nin zhe li bian chu?"
:" bu, ta chu ta chu! wo zhe gan lao shi liang, gan lao shi liang."
:" o, da ren, nin zhe zhang tou hai ting qing chu, xing xing xing! na jiu shi nin zheng shi liang wo zheng san qian?"
:" dui dui dui, ni zheng san qian."
:" o, nin zhen you ba wo bai shi bai ling ma?"
:" fang xin ba, ni hai gen da huo er zhe me shuo, ru guo shuo wo suan gua bu ling, zhe gua qian dao pei si shi bei."
:" zhe wan yi er, nin pei de qi wo zhe ke pei bu qi, nin you qian wo zhe bu xing a, wo de lian duo shao ri zi gou pei yi ge de!"
:" nin beng guan le, ni na ge ye suan wo de."
:" xing, yao zhe me shuo zhe mai mai gan de guo, gan de guo."
chu qu tiao huang zi, zhou wei quan gao su dao le, shui xiang suan gua shui you bu ming bai de shi er, wen qian cheng de wen cai yun de dou shang zhe er lai ba!
yi shi jian zheng ge cheng li bian quan rang rng dong le, zen me ne? zhou da ren xian ru jin qi guan bu zuo, a, gei da huo er suan gua gan bo wei sheng, zan men qu suan suan qu ba, da huo er dou shang zhe er lai, er qie lai ne dou hen bi gong bi jing, yin wei shi me ne? zhe shi xia ye de guan yuan, ni shuo shang zhe er dao luan lai bu gan. er qie zhou gong suan de gua mei you bu ling de, ni yi jin men beng shuo ta na jiu gao su ni le, zen me hui shi zen me hui shi," a, ni ya qu qiu cai ba, ni xian zai ben dong bei na bian you yi mai mai deng zhe ni, ni qu zheng qian qu ba! ni zhe ge a, ni zhe yao dao mei, zhe liang tian bie chu men! a, ni zhe chi duo le zhi dao ma?" shuo qing chu le a, suan de gua mei you bu ling de!
zhe tian, lai san dao luan de, you zhe me ju hua shuo de hao:" jiu zai jiang bian zhan mei you bu shi xie de." na dou you zhe ge huai ren, a! lai le ge sa, a, zai dang di lai shuo cheng de qi shi yi ba, dao le dong bei zhe zhong ren jiao di lai, dao le tian jin zhe zhong ren jiao gou lai, ming ci jiu shi di pi, lai san liu mang, zhe ge sa ne hai qin ge sa, ha! xing wang, wang da wang er wang san, yi bian gao, dou da gao ge er, da pang zi, heng ba jie li, a, yi tian dao wan de duo que de de shi er dou gan de chu lai, jian zhi zhe san jiu bu shi ren a!
zhe tian ting ren shuo le, cao ge cheng li xian ru jin, zhou gong zhou lao ye pai xia gua peng gei da jia zhan bu," zan men qu ba, a, zan men suan suan ling bu ling, ! er qie ting shuo le a, ta suan gua zhe ge yin zi ta hai neng dao pei, ru guo shuo bu zhun dao pei si shi bei, zhe shi ge hao mai mai, ! zan qu ba, ling le zan ye shuo bu ling."
wang da wang er wang san zhe sa ren jiu lai le, a, yi jin men wang zhe er yi zhan, xie zhe mei tiao zhuo yan, zhou gong na yan yi qiao jiu zhi dao, zen me ne? zhe sa ren a, qi zhi shang tou zhe yi gu zi xie qi, wei wei yi xiao:" ni men ge sa wen bu a?"
:" a! zhou da ren, ting shuo xian ru jin nin you le di er zhi ye le, suan gua lai la! wo men ge sa suan gua, nin gei suan suan ba!"
:" hao a! na ni men shui shi lao da ya?"
:" wo shi!"
:" ni guo lai ba! xie ge zi er ba!"
:" ai! hao!"
you shi ban you shi bi, a, zhe er ge zhe ne, pang bian ne shen me zhe ge dong wu de pi mao a, shen me zhe ge wu gui de ke a, shen me xiao zhu pian zi a, zhe dou you bai man le, xie zi yong, a, na zhen hai mei bi ne.
:" ni guo lai ba, xie ge zi er ba!"
:" hao lei!"
na qi bi lai, zai na xie ne? ta yi qiao a, zhou gong zhe zhuo zi shang you liang kuai zhu pian zhe me zhang zhe me kuan, xian de mei shi er ne zhou gong ge de shou li bian lian lian wan zi ya suan suan gua ya shen me de, suan gua de shi hou you zhou yu:" hang zhou mei jing gai shi wu shuang, xi hu an" chang zhe ge a, jin tian mei chang gen zhe er ge zhe ne.
wang lao da guo lai na qi bi lai zai zhu ban shang xie:" xie yi shen me ne, wo lai de yi si wo zhe xi wang ta dao mei, ba ta zhe nong san le, wo hao zheng ta qian, de le, xie ge kuai ba, xi wang ni kuai dao mei."
xie ge" kuai" xie shang le:" ni kan zhe ge, zhe ge zen me yang?"
zhou gong yi qiao le le:" hao! ni zhe xie de hao, zi er xie de bu cuo a, you ren qing ni chi fan, zou ba, qu ba!"
:" huo! ni zhe ge? ni shuo you ren qing wo chi fan? a?"
:" you ren qing ni chi fan."
:" shen me shi hou?"
:" chu men jiu you."
:" yao mei ren qing ne?"
:" mei ren qing hui lai ni za le gua tan r dao pei wen yin si shi bei."
:" ni qiao! beng guan le."
zhuan shen chu qu le, lao er guo lai le:" ni qiao wo ne? wo zen me ban ne? a, ni suan suan wo."
:" o, ni ya, shu wo zhi yan, ha ha ha ha, ni chu men de diao gou li, qu, zou ba!"
:" ai? ni zen me zhi dao de?"
:" wo suan de, qu, zou ba, bu diao gou li hui lai ni wo zhao wo lai, a!"
:" zhao ni zen me zhao?"
:" wo ba ni ti gou li qu. ni ye dao pei wen yin si shi bei, mei wen ti, ni zou ba!"
er de zou le, san de guo lai:" wo zen me ban, kuai shuo, wo shi you ren qing chi fan a? wo shi diao gou li bian?"
:" ni mei you, ni liu shen ba, a, ming tian wo gu ji jin tian jiu cha bu duo, a, ya men kou de dai ni, rang ni dun yi xiu, ye jiu dun yi xiu, jin tian dai le ming tian yi zao shang fang chu lai le, qu ba, zou ba!"
ge sa chu lai le. ling le ma? zhen zhun, lao da yi chu men peng jian yi ba xiong di ke tou de ge men, jia li gang ban wan jia chi fan qu ba, qing zou le chi fan qu le, er de san de ye gen zhe qu le, a chi wan fan yi hui lai, zhu de di r bu yi yang, ge zi dou zou le. da de hui jia le, er de ne he gao le, xiu dao mei qiao jian zhen diao gou li bian le, pa zhe hui jia le hai ting xiang xin. san de ne he gao le, gan ma qu ne zhao ren da pai wan er qu, du bo, a, yi du bo ne ya men kou zhua du de lai le, dou pao le jiu ta he duo le, kun shang nong zou le, nong dao ya men kou, a guan le yi xiu, zao chen tian liang, jiu ye xing le, ma le yi dun:" gun gun gun!" hong chu qu le.
ge sa yi peng tou, tai pei fu le:" zhou gong liao bu de zhe shi huo shen xian a! a! zen me zhe me ling a? zan men wen wen qu ba."
ge sa you lai le, yi jin men zhou gong zhe er deng zhe le:" zen me yang? ling ma?":" tai ling le, wo men pei fu nin, nin neng jie shi yi xia wei shi me ma?"
:" wei shi me ya, ni xie de kuai zi er xie de wo zhe zhu pian shang le, zhi dao ma? wo zhe zhu pian you xian qi zhi dao ma? ta gao su wo shang bian yi zhu zi dai biao na ge zhu pian di xia xie ni na ge kuai zi er shi chi fan de kuai zi, dai biao kuai zi."
:" o! na wo zhe wo zhe kuai zi zen me jiang?"
:" kuai zi de you chi fan de shi hou cai yong ne, ni xiang a suo yi ni chu men you ren qing ni chi fan."
:" ai! dui dui dui, tai ling le."
er de guo lai le:" na bu dui a, na ta chi fan wo zen me diao gou li ne?"
:" chi wan fan zhe kuai zi de shua shua a, ni diao shui gou li bian le, ming bai le ma?"
:" o!"
lao san guo lai le:" na wo zhe ge zen me dun yi xiu?"
:" ni kan, shua wan liao bu de ge de kuai zi lu li bian dun qi lai ma!"
:" wei shi me dun yi xiu?"
:" zhuan tian chi zao dian bu jiu na chu lai le ma!"
ge sa yi ting tai ling le, a! liao bu qi le, chu qu zhi hou man chu qu han qu:" a, you yuan wang shang na wen qu, you bu ming bai de shi er shang na qing wen zhou gong gei jie shi yi xia." zheng ge cao ge cheng dou rang rng dong le.
zhe tian, zao chen qi lai, zhe er gang kai men, men kou a lai yi lao tai tai, zhe lao tai tai ne ye zai cao ge cheng li bian zhu, xing shi, lao ban er qu shi le, a, dou guan ta han shi lao tai, shi ge shang sui shu de ren, a, wu shi lai sui. jia li bian ne jiu you zhe me yi ge er zi, jiao shi zong pu, niang lia guo ri zi, er zi ne chu qu zuo sheng yi qu le, shuo hao le san yue hui lai, ke shi ne zou le jiang jin si ge yue zong ying jie wu, ye mei ting jian xin xin, lao tai tai xin li jiu huang le:" zen me hai bu hui lai ne?" tian tian xin li a lao jiu zhe, pa hai zi you ge san chang liang duan.
ai, zhe tian ting ren shuo le:" cao ge cheng li bian zhou gong na suan gua jie meng xiang mian ce zi, ni shang na wen wen qu ba, wen wen ni er zi shen me shi hou hui lai."
lao tai tai shuo:" xing."
zhao zhe ge zuo lin you she de jie qian ba, jie gou zhe qian, na zhe lai zai le gua peng zhe er, dao men kou zheng hao qiao jian peng jian hai ren shi," ai! na shui lao peng a!"
:" ai you a! zen me nin zai zhe er a? you shi er a?"
:" wo gen ni shuo dian shi er, zong pu a zou le hao ji ge yue le, yi zhi mei hui lai, wo xin li bu fang xin, wo shuo shang zhou lao ye zhe er lai wen wen gua."
:" o! ni jin lai ba jin lai ba!"
ling zhe lao tai tai jiu jin lai le, yi jin men yi qiao a, zhou gong zuo de shu an zhi hou shuang mei jin suo, zen me ne? zao chen qi lai, ta zi ge er a xian gei zi ji suan le yi gua, yi kan zhe gua bu hao, you yin ren chong zhuang, shen me jiao yin ren ne? jiu shi you nv ren chong zhuang, kan le kan xin li ting bie niu.
yi tai tou jin lai ge lao tai tai, xin li ga deng yi xia zi:" peng jian a! a, zhe mei wo de hua zen me sui bian dai ren jin lai ne? wo zhe gang xiang gao su ni jin tian zhe yi tian bu xu nv ren shang zhe er lai wen gua."
:" ai! gen nin shuo, bu shi wai ren, a, wo ren shi, shi lao tai, ye shi a hai zi chu men zai wai yi zhi mei hui lai, bu fang xin, mei bie de, nin gei suan suan, suan nin zuo dian hao shi."
lao tai tai shuo:" shi a, wo zhe ci lai te bu rong yi, wo qian dou dai lai le." ge de zhuo zi shang," nin gei wo suan suan ba, wo men jiu niang lia guo ri zi, zhe hai zi dao di zen me zhao le!"
:" ni beng guan le."
tui kai zhei xie dong xi, a shen me jiao zhu pian a na ge jiao tong qian a, luan qi ba zao nong yi da zhuo zi, qi chi ka cha qi chi ka cha ling gu ling gu ling ling gu, suan wan zhi hou mian chen shi shui:" lao tai tai, ni bie deng le."
:" zen me ne?"
:" ni er zi mei zhi wang le!"
:" a?! zen me mei zhi wang ne?"
:" jin tian ye li ta si!"
:" bu shi, zhou lao ye, wo er zi zen me zen me jin tian ye li si?"
:" ta xian zai zheng wang hui lai ne, ke you yi yang ming zhong zhu ding, shui ye jiu bu liao ta, ni zhi dao ma? jin tian ye zhi san jing de shi hou ta si zai po wa han yao, jiu bu liao, zhe shi ming zhong zhu ding de."
:" ai you!" hua yi shuo wan a, lao tai tai" wa!" jiu ku le:" zhou lao ye, wo qiu qiu nin a! nin shuo ba, you shen me ban fa neng jiu le wo er zi ya?"
:" wo gen ni shuo, shui ye jiu bu liao, da luo jin xian dou jiu bu liao ta, a! ni hui qu ba."
:" ai you!" lao tai tai wang wai zou, yan lei hua hua de:" zen me ban a?"
hui dao jia zuo de wu zi li bian shi fang sheng tong ku, jie fang lin ju quan ting jian le guo lai quan ba:" zen me le? zen me le?"
:" ni bu zhi dao, jin suan gua qu la, zhou lao ye shuo le, wo er zi shi zong pu jin tian ye li san geng ta jiu si le, ni shuo wo zen me ban a? sheng xia wo yi ren wo huo shen me jin a! ai ya!"
zhe tong er ku a. ku zhe ku zhe ya, pang bian you yi jia xing ren de, a ren yuan wai, lao liang kou zi zai zhe yi kuai er lai shuo suan de shang shi hao ren, wei ren hen he shan, ting jian ku ye chu lai le:" zen me la?" yi wen zhe shi er:" lai lai lai, shang wo men jia lai shang wo men jia lai."
ba zhe wei shi lao tai ne jiu qing dao ren fu, you ya huan gei qi shang cha, a, dou nong hao le, lao liang kou zi gen zhe er quan," zen me hui shi a?" yi wu yi shi yi shuo," hai! ni qiao zhe shi er nao de, you ban fa ma?"
:" mei you ban fa a!"
:" de liao de liao de le, na ge nin a xiang kai dian, suan gua zhe shi er wei bi shi zhen de, a, ye bao bu qi ne ming tian zong pu jiu hui lai le, shi bu shi, suan gua na you zhun di."
:" ren jia dou shuo a, zhou lao ye suan gua ling zhe ne, wo jiu zhe yi ge er zi, ai ya, wo zen me ban a?" lao tai tai ku.
zheng ku zhe ne, men lian yi tiao, you da wai bian, ren jia zhe gu niang lai le, a, ren yuan wai liang kou zi yi bei zi wu er jiu sheng le yi ge gu niang, qi ming jiao tao hua, a ren tao hua, zhou wei dou zhi dao tao hua xiao jie. zhe hui er ne ting jian ku gan jin jin lai le:" zen me hui shi a?"
ta ma gan jin shuo:" qiao jian le ma, zhe bu ma, shi da ma gang cai suan gua qu le, zen me zen me hui shi zen me zen me hui shi, a, ni quan quan ba!"
gu niang guo lai le:" lao tai tai zen me la, a, zong pu ge ge zen me la?"
:" ni bu zhi dao a, zhou gong shuo le ta huo bu liao la, ni qiao qiao wo jiu zhe yi ge er zi, wo zhe ming a ye suan jiao dai le."
:" nin bie zhao ji nin bie zhao ji, , ta shi na nian de sheng ri a?"
lao tai tai shuo shi na nian na nian, a shen me yue shen me shi chen quan shuo dao le, gu niang ting le ting a, liang ge shou yi chuai zai xiu zi li bu zhi dao gan shen me, tai tou xiang le xiang pu chi le le:" mei shi er, mei shi er, hai you jiu!"
:" a?! hai you jiu?"
:" hai you jiu, you ban fa jiu, dan shi shao wei ma fan yi dian."
:" ai ya, mei shi er a, neng jiu jiu xing a! tao hua a, ni ni bang bang mang ba, ni kuai jiu jiu wo ba, zhe shi er zen me ban a?"
pang bian ren yuan wai zhan qi lai le:" tao hua a, bie nao bie nao, ren ming guan tian de shi er bie dao luan a! ni hai xin ta, ni zhen hu tu le, ta shi liu sui yi gu niang, ta jian guo shen me ya, ta bu dong zhe ge, ni beng ting ta de."
gu niang le le:" die, ma, nin bie lan zhe, da ma wo gen nin zhe me shuo, nin yao xin de guo wo, wo bang nin, ke nin yao bu xin wo, zhe shi er jiu liang la dao, wo yao bang zhe hai neng you jiu, wo yao bu bang zhe zong pu shi bi si wu yi. zhe yang, wo zhe yang shuo nin ye bu xin, nin xian zai hui jia qu, ha ha, jin tian zheng wu de shi hou tian jiang da yu, nin kan wo shuo de zhun bu zhun, yao shi xia yu le nin jiu zhao wo lai, bu xia yu zhe shi er jiu la dao."
da huo er dou wang wai kan, hao da tai yang zheng dang zhong gua zhe ne, xin shuo gu niang zhe shi hu shuo ba dao a.
lao tai tai shuo:" na wo xian hui qu ba, a, you fa shi geng hao."
hui dao jia qu, yi zhi qiao zhe tian feng he ri li wan li wu yun, zheng dang zhong da tai yang shai de ren zheng bu kai yan, na you yu a? lao tai tai yan lei zhi bu zhu le, zuo de wu li deng zhe deng zhe meng ran jian jue de" ai, ke neng dao zheng wu shi er dian le!" yi tai tou wu yun mi bu shi yu ru qing pen.
lái liǎo bù shǎo rén a, gāng cái ne yī xiǎo gū niáng: lǐ guì juān, yòu néng shuō xiàng sheng yòu néng chàng kuài bǎn r, hǎo shì ér a, běi jīng xiàng sheng dà huì tián rén jìn kǒu, cūn lǐ lái xīn rén le a. dǎ zhè ér qǐ ne tā gēn zán men yì qǐ yǎn chū, a, xiàng sheng shuō de yě bù cuò, dāng rán le, kāi shǐ de shí hòu ne wèi bì néng ràng měi wèi guān zhòng dōu mǎn yì, gěi yí gè chéng zhǎng de guò chéng, a, wàn yī yǎn chū de shí hòu yǒu gè sā tāng lòu shuǐ de ne, dà huǒ qiáo wǒ le, yǎn yuán dōu de zhè yàng, méi yǒu shuō yī shàng lái shuō wǒ jiù shì yì shù jiā le, jīn tiān xué le jīn tiān jiù chéng gōng le, bù kě néng de, bāo kuò jīn tiān kāi chǎng shí nà dà pàng zi.
shì ba? wǒ méi gǎn shàng, bié rén gào sù wǒ de, hā hā! dà pàng zi kāi shǐ xiǎo de shí hòu xué de yě bú shì hěn cí shí, hòu lái zhú jiàn de fā zhǎn, xiàn zài tái shàng duō hǎo, hěn wán zhěng de shuō diǎn ér rén huà le ma! dàn shì shuō liáng xīn huà jì qiǎo shàng hěn bù cuò, dàn shēn tǐ shàng shāo wēi chà yì diǎn, dà huǒ nín yě qiáo jiàn le tài pàng tài pàng le, méi rén yàng ér le dōu, tā gè ér yě gāo a, bǐ wǒ jiù gāo yí gè yè hú ba, néng chī néng hē, dà bǐng juǎn mán tou jiù zhe mǐ fàn chī, zài hòu tái tí zhe shí èr jīn qiē gāo shuō yìn chǎng yòng, chī dōng xī chī dào zhè fèn ér shàng gǔ jīn dì yī rén le.
yì tiān dào wǎn méi bié de ài hào jiù shì chī, yǒu shí yīn wèi zhè gè yě chū xiào huà, nà tiān chū qù yǎn chū qù le, tā men tuán yǒu yí gè ān pái, a, míng tiān zǎo chén qǐ lái bā diǎn zhōng jí hé, zán men zuò huǒ chē, a, nǐ men bú shì zǒng nào zhe chū qù lǚ yóu qù ma? míng tiān mǎn zú nǐ men yí gè yuàn wàng, a, zán men bēn xiāng hé, hǎo hǎo kàn kàn sài wài fēng guāng, a, dào shàng zì jǐ duō dài shàng diǎn ér chī de, zán men zhè cì yǎn chū hěn jiān kǔ, yě bù guǎn chī yě bù guǎn zhù yě bù guǎn shuǐ a, wǔ kuài qián yī chǎng. bié rén dōu bù qù jiù tā qù, jiù tā qù jiù tā qù, zhǔn bèi hǎo xiē gè chī de, mán tou a huā juǎn a dòu bāo a dà bǐng a, fǎn zhèng dōu shì gān liáng bei, dài le yī dà duī, kàng zhe shàng le huǒ chē le. shàng chē méi bié de shì ér jiù shì chī, dǎ kāi zhè bāo fú, bǐng juǎn zhe bǐng mán tou jiù zhe mán tou, èr shí fēn zhōng èr shí fēn zhōng a, zhè qī shí jīn liáng shí dōu chī wán le, cóng dòng wù xué de jiǎo dù shuō a, nǐ zhè yàng wèi gǒu dōu bù xíng, nǐ zhī dào ma? yī huì ér de gōng fū nào dǔ zi, dǔ zi téng a, dǔ zi níng de ya nán shòu a, gū lū gū lū gū lū, zěn me bàn ne? nǐ tǔ chū lái shě bù dé, shǐ jìn de léi zhe sǎng zi bù ràng tǔ chū lái, zhè gè wán yì ér tā pí qì dà ya, bù ràng zǒu shàng biān tā dé xiǎng dì r ya! zhè zěn me nòng a zhè gè, yóu qí shēn tǐ de zhōng hòu piān xià bù bù shū fu, shàng cè suǒ ba, zài chē shàng dào cè suǒ yī tuī mén guān zhe ne, yǒu rén! lái lái huí huí, yī huì ér qù yī tàng yī huì ér qù yī tàng, guān mén. wéi dú zhè nào dǔ zi, nǐ yào zuò nà ér bù dòng néng jiān chí yī xiǎo shí, nǐ yào zhàn qǐ lái yī liū dá, zhè jiù qiáo jiàn cè suǒ le zhè zhè suàn wán le, zhè lái yī kè bù róng huǎn a, dāng shí zhè jiù suàn lā chū lái le, zěn me bàn ne? zhēn méi bàn fǎ, zuì hòu xiǎng yí gè xiǎng yí gè fēi cháng jué miào de zhǔ yì, a, tāo chū yī gān bǐ lái, yě gù bù liǎo duō shǎo le, bǎ kù zi dùn xià lái ná bǐ zài pì gǔ shàng miàn huà shàng méi máo huà shàng yǎn jīng, zuò chē shàng chuāng hù nà ér, bǎ pì gǔ tàn zài wài miàn" pī lì pā lā! pī lì pā lā!" léi míng shǎn diàn yì bān, yóu qí shì chē dǐ xià tiě guǐ páng biān, a, nà xíng rén kàn zhe hái nà mèn ér ne:" kuài kàn āi! dà pàng zi tǔ le!"
nán nán dào dé xuán, bú duì zhī yīn bù kě tán, duì le zhī yīn tán jǐ jù, bú duì zhī yīn wǎng fèi shé jiān.
gǎn xiè dà jiā de guāng lín, gěi nín shuō yī duàn cháng piān de dān kǒu xiàng sheng: táo huā nǚ pò zhōu gōng! xiàng sheng de mèi lì tài dà le, gāng shuō yī míng zì, dà huǒ ér jiù lè chéng zhè yàng.
guò qù ba, yǒu zhè gè hǎo duō rén a, duì xiàng sheng yǎn yuán a yǒu wù huì, rèn wéi shuō xiàng sheng de shēn fèn dī. nǐ qiáo, dào nǎ ér qù, dào fàn diàn yě hǎo a, dào guò qù nà gē wǔ tīng a, bié rén qù le, mén kǒu de huǒ jì men yuǎn jiē gāo yíng, wáng lǎo yé lái la! a, lǐ lǎo bǎn lái la! zhào dōng jùn lái la! dōu zhè gè, wéi dú duì shuō xiàng sheng de bù xíng, méi jiàn guò shuō xiàng sheng de yí dào nà ér qù, rén jiù hǎn: guō lǎo yé lái la! a, pà mò dì ér zhǎo lǎo lǎo qù, yě méi yǒu shuō: guō shuō xiàng sheng de lái la! wáng chàng kuài bǎn r de lái la! yě méi yǒu.
zài guò qù lái shuō, duì yǎn yuán hěn kàn dī, yǒu rén shuō le, nǐ zhè shuō xiàng sheng de zhè gè shì shēng yì, ! zhè zhǒng kàn fǎ hěn pǔ biàn, dàn shì ne, bú duì, wǒ men zhè bù jiào shēng yì, wǒ men zhè jiào shú yì. shén me jiào shēng yì ne? yǒu mǎi yǒu mài yǒu chū yǒu jìn, zhè shì shēng yì, a, shuō xiàng sheng de liǎn shú shì yī bǎo, jīn ér nín bù rèn shi wǒ, zhè chǎng kě néng jiù èr shí kuài qián, míng tiān wǒ quán shì jiè yǒu wǎn ér, bā qiān yī chǎng wǔ wàn yī chǎng shí èr wàn yī chǎng, wǒ hái wèi bì yǒu shí jiān qù, dǎo méi dào dào nǎ ér le jiù shì zhè liǎn shú shàng le, a! ér qiě xiàng sheng yǎn yuán hái bù néng gàn huài shì ér, ā, páng biān zhè shāng chǎng zháo huǒ le, yī wàn duō rén dōu shàng nà ér qiǎng dōng xī qù le, lǐ biān yǒu yí gè shuō xiàng sheng de, míng tiān nǐ men zhè jiǔ qiān duō wèi méi shì ér, jiù bǎ zhè yí gè shuō xiàng sheng de dǎi zhe le, jiù rèn shi tā, shuō xiàng sheng xiǎng tōu dōng xī dōu tōu bù liǎo, hā hā! suǒ yǐ shuō wǒ men shì shú yì.
shēng yì shì yǒu mǎi yǒu mài, dàn shì shēng yì lǐ biān ne yě fēn sān liù jiǔ děng, yǒu yī zhǒng shēng yì shì piàn rén de, shén me ne? suàn guà xiàng miàn, zhè piàn rén. wǒ jīn tiān lái de shí hòu, wǒ yù jiàn yī wèi, a, hú tòng zhè ér jìn bù lái chē, bǎ chē gē de wài tou, gē de lù kǒu nà ér. wǒ yī xià chē, duì guò lái yī zhōng nián fù nǚ sì shí lái suì, yī liǎn de zì ní, tóu fà dōu lì zhe, a! huái lǐ bào yī gǒu, zǒu jìn le hái qiáo chū lái bào yī hái zi, wǒ shuō nǐ gěi nà hái zi shū shū nà tóu fà, kàn zhe gēn jīng bā ér shì de, tā chōng wǒ lè:" ā hā ā hā! ā hā ā hā!" wǒ shuō nǐ zài lè wǒ bào jǐng le a! wǒ shì zhèng jīng rén nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ dǎ suàn gàn má ya?
:" zhè wèi dà gē, wǒ kàn nǐ miàn xiāng bù cuò, wǒ zhǐ nǐ tiáo míng dào ér ba!"
wǒ chà diǎn ér ná bǎn ér zhuān pái tā, nǐ zhǐ wǒ yī tiáo míng dào ér, nǐ hǎo jǐ tiān méi chī fàn le ba? qiáo shuí dōu xiàng lào bǐng shì ba?
a! piàn rén, a, xiàng miàn suàn guà shì piàn rén. nà me shuō yǒu de rén hái xiāng xìn shì wèi shí me ne? āi, zhè gè cóng xīn lǐ xué shàng lái shuō a, rén men yě shì wèi liǎo de dào yí gè jì tuō. āi yā! nǐ shuō zěn me huí shì a? wèi shí me chī dōng xī chī zhè me xiē gè ya? zhè liǎng tiān zěn me zǒng nào dǔ zi ya? zhǎo yī suàn guà gěi suàn suàn ba, nǐ zhè méi shì ér, nǐ zhè jiù shì chī bǎo le chēng dé nǐ zhè gè! tā jiù tā shi le nǐ zhī dào ma? xīn lǐ jiù tā shi le, zhǎo yī jì tuō. nǐ xiǎng qù ba, zhēn zhèng shén xiān jué bù néng zuò de tiān qiáo nà ér wǔ kuài qián shí kuài qián gěi nín kàn yī guà, yǒu rén shuō bú duì, wǒ rèn shi yī suàn guà de dé shàng jiā qiú rén jiā qù, a, tā bú yào qián! bù néng, bù néng bú yào qián, a, tā yǒu shí hou tā yě zhǎo zhè huǎng zi, liáo jǐ jù ne zhī dào nǐ zuǐ ya kuài bù kuài, yī qiáo nǐ zuǐ kuài tā bú yào qián, tā ràng nǐ huí qù gěi tā hǎn qù, a, nà ér nà yǒu zhè me yí gè bú yào qián de suàn guà de dà shī, a, nín jiù shì nà guǎng gào.
zhè gè zài guò qù lái shuō ne, zài jiāng hú shàng, suàn guà xiàng miàn de jiào jīn mǎi, yǒu zhè me jù huà jīn pí cǎi guà, jīn jiù shì suàn guà xiàng miàn, fēn duō shǎo zhǒng, yǒu shuǐ zuò yǒu huǒ zuò. shuǐ zuò ne jiù shì gāng cái zán men shuō zhè gè, chuān dé tǐng pò, yī shang shàng miàn bǔ dīng luò bǔ dīng bǔ dīng luò bǔ dīng, hòu lái ne bǔ dīng dōu guà bú zhù xiàn le, bǎ yǐ shàng chēn den qǐ lái lái yī jiū ér, mǎn shēn de shāo mài, tóu fà dōu lì zhe, a, shēn chū nà shǒu lái ya, sān shí duō suì rén nà shǒu gēn qí bái shí shì de, hái bù xǐ shǒu, zuàn zhe gān bǐ gēn jiē biān ér zhàn zhe, nǐ guò qù tā jiào nǐ gěi nǐ suàn guà, zhè jiào shuǐ zuò yǒu huǒ zuò, a! gù zhe sì shí lái rén, gěi tā dāng yōng rén, shén me jiǔ diàn gāo jiù zhù nà ér qù, bāo de tào fáng, ā! chū lái jìn qù de chú le chē jiù shì chē, nǎo dài shàng dài zhè mào zi zhí sān shí sì wàn, liù yuè sān fú yě hú tuǐ dà yī, kàn zhe hěn yǒu qián, suàn yī guà zhè méi gè sān qiān wǔ qiān de xià bù lái, zhè jiào huǒ zuò. nà me shuō ne yě fēn de hěn xì zhì, yǒu bāng bǎo jīn, ná liǎng kuài xiǎo zhú piān er" bāng bāng bāng" zhè me qiāo dǎ, zhè jiào fāng bǎo jīn zuò de dì shàng bù shuō huà, ná shǒu zhàn zhuó mò gēn nà ér huà, zhè jiào yǎ jīn, a hái yǒu zhè gè nǐ zài jiē nà biān tā zài jiē zhè biān, tā pǎo dào nà gěi nǐ jiū guò lái, zhè jiào jiū jīn, jiū jīn zhī hòu jiù shì bā gǔ, yí dào tún pí ya nǐ jiù huó bù liǎo le.
hěn duō zhǒng, yǒu de hěn gāo míng, a, chuǎi mó nǐ de lái yì tōng guò nǐ de shuō huà, tā zhī dào nǐ zěn me huí shì, zhè shì gāo míng de. yě yǒu nà gè bèn de, dāng rán bèn de shōu fèi yě dī, wèi shí me ne? wǒ rèn shi yī wèi, jiā páng biān xìng guǎn guǎn xiān shēng, wài hào ne jiào guǎn bàn nián, jiù guǎn bàn nián duō yì tiān dōu bù guǎn, wǎng nà ér yī zuò, nòng hǎo xiē gè qiān ér, lái suàn guà de yì bān shěn zi dà niáng jū duō, guǎn xiān shēng nǐ gěi suàn suàn ba! chōu gēn ér qiān ér ba, ràng nǐ chōu qiān ér, yī huàng yōu qiān tǒng zǐ bèng chū yī gēn lái, tā ná qǐ lái yī kàn, zhāng zuǐ chàng, yě bù shuí jiāo gěi tā de:" nǐ jīn nián, nǐ duō dà suì shù? duō dà suì shù?"
:" wǒ wǔ shí sì."
:" shǔ shén me de?"
:" shǔ hóu."
:" āi, nǐ jīn nián" tā xiàn wèn nǐ zhī dào ma!" nǐ jīn nián wǔ shí sì, shǔ hóu de, wǎng nán zǒu yǒu cái yùn, wǎng běi zǒu yùn bù jiā! gěi yī máo qián, kuài kuài!"
:" nín zhè zhǔn ma?"
:" shén me zhǔn bù zhǔn dì, yī máo qián qiú tā shi zhī dào ma?"
qián liǎng tiān qián liǎng tiān, guǎn xiān shēng chū shì ér le, hā, chū shì ér le, gēn jiē shàng gāng bǎi hǎo tā zhè guà tān r, dì shàng pū zhāng zhǐ, páng biān lái yī mài xī guā de, bǎ tā jǐ dé wǎng biān shàng nuó, xīn lǐ bù tòng kuài, kě shì ne tā yě bù gǎn nào, mài xī guā de shì liù ge dà xiǎo huǒ zi, tā pà ái dǎ wǎng zhè biān nuó le nuó, xīn lǐ wō zháo huǒ ér ne.
zhèng wō zháo huǒ ér lái yī suàn guà de, yě shì wǔ dà sān cū," hāi! hāi! hāi!" lián jù xiān shēng dōu bù hǎn, nǐ shuō" láo jià, gěi suàn yī guà!" méi yǒu," hāi! hāi! hāi!"
zhè me yī lái tā xīn lǐ yě biè niǔ, xié zhuó yǎn ér:" gàn má? gàn má?"
:" nǐ suàn suàn nǐ suàn suàn, nǐ suàn suàn wǒ zěn me yàng!"
:" nǐ zěn me yàng, nǐ ài zěn me yàng zěn me yàng, nǐ nǎ lái de huí nǎ qù, a!"
:" a? nǎ lái de huí nǎ qù! wǒ gāng fàng chū lái, a! wǒ hái dé huí qù, ā!"
" pā" yī dà zuǐ bā, guǎn xiān shēng tù xiě le, lái sì gè jǐng chá bǎ dà gè ér nòng huí qù, yòu pàn bàn nián, guǎn xiān shēng jiù suàn líng le zhè me yī huí, nǎ lái de huí nǎ qù, a, xiàn zài háng le, xiàn zài bù chū lái le, xiàn zài tiān tiān zì gě ér zuò zhe chē chū lái, yī zhí hěn xiàn mù zuò lún yǐ de, a, zhè huí rú yuàn yǐ cháng le.
zhè gè hěn duō shì piàn rén de, dàn shì jīn tiān zhè gè gù shì ne hái shì cóng zhè gè suàn guà yǐn chū lái, ér qiě jīn tiān gù shì lǐ de zhǔ rén gōng suàn guà tài líng le, wèi shí me ne? zhè zhǔ ér bú shì rén, dà huǒ ér bié lè a! zhè shì kuā, tā shì gè shén xiān, nǐ qiáo zhè hěn hěn shēn le ba? shì ba! xiàn zài zhè gè shén xiān zhè xíng yě bú shì hěn hǎo hùn, yīn wèi dà huǒ ér duì shén xiān bú shì hěn liǎo jiě.
yào shuō qǐ lái zhè shì ér ne lí dà huǒ ér shí jiān bù zhǎng, jiā lǐ yǒu lǎo rén de nín huí qù wèn yī wèn, a, shāng cháo, nà nián a jiāng zǐ yá sì suì, nǐ men dōu huí jiā wèn wèn qù, a! bié wèn, gū jì méi yǒu gǎn shàng de.
shāng cháo de shí hòu ne, zài zhè gè shǒu dū, cáo gē chéng lǐ biān, ! yǒu zhè me yī wèi bǎi guà tān r de, cǐ rén xìng zhōu jiào zhōu gān, něi gè" gān" a? qián kūn de" gān". dāng chū tā de fù qīn zài cháo lǐ biān shì shàng dài fū zhī zhī.
yǒu yì tiān, liǎng kǒu zi zuò le yí gè mèng, mèng jiàn wū lǐ biān huǒ guāng chōng tiān, xí fù ér ne yī hài pà yī zhēng yǎn xǐng le, méi duō dà gōng fū shēng yī xiǎo xiǎo zi, sì fāng dà liǎn, liǎn a hēi càn càn de, liǎng dào jiàn méi, piào liàng! gēn wǒ chà bù duō, a, dà huǒ ér dōu qiáo chū lái le, hā!
hòu lái ne, màn màn de dú shū zhǎng dà, dào hòu lái fù qīn mǔ qīn dōu qù shì le. tā ne yě zài cháo jū guān, wèi guān fēi cháng de gāng zhèng, cháo lǐ biān qiáo jiàn shuí yào shì tān zāng wǎng fǎ le, tā gēn huáng shàng shuō, a! yì tiān dào wǎn de, huáng shàng qí shí tǐng fán tā de, wèi shí me ya? huáng shàng dǎ suàn xiū yī huā yuán, tā qù le:" zhè bù xíng a, zhè gè a, huáng shàng, mín zhī mín gāo, zán men zěn me néng dòng yòng guó kù de qián xiū gǎi yù huā yuán ne? méi bì yào a, nín zuò chē chū qù sì qiān lǐ dì, a, zài dà cǎo yuán shàng yí yàng néng wán ér, a!"
huáng shàng diǎn diǎn tóu:" nǐ shuō de yǒu dào li, a! yǒu dào li, nà gè nǐ jīn nián duō dà suì shù le?"
:" chén jīn nián sān shí qī le."
:" āi yā! suì shù bù xiǎo le, nǐ gào lǎo huán xiāng ba!"
:" chén hái xiǎng duō gàn jǐ nián."
:" bù yòng le, bù yòng le, jiù zhè me zhāo ba, jiù zhè me zhāo ba!"
sān shí lái suì jiù tuì xiū le, a, huí jiā zhī hòu xīn lǐ yě biè niǔ:" zhè shén me shì ér zhè shì? wǒ yī piàn zhōng xīn, wéi guó wéi mín, a! nǎ chéng xiǎng, huáng shàng bù dài jiàn wǒ. nà wǒ gàn diǎn ér shén me yǒu lì yú rén mín de shì qíng ne?" xiǎng le xiǎng:" wǒ bǎi tān r suàn guà ba."
yīn wèi shí me ne? zhè wèi zhōu dà rén a, xiǎo de shí hòu sān sì suì de shí hòu zài jiā lǐ hòu yuàn ér wán ér, tū rán jiān yóu dǎ tiān shàng cǎi zhe yún cǎi fēi lái yī wèi shén xiān, luò tā gēn qián ér le, tā hěn nà mèn:" zhè shì, zhè shì shén me niǎo a? zhè shì, a!"
shén xiān hěn bù gāo xìng:" bié xiā nào a! zhè hái zi a, duì shén xiān yào hěn zūn jìng, zhī dào ma? yào bù rán wǒ chōu nǐ zhī dào ma?"
xiǎo hái ér xià huài le:" jiē shàng liú máng jìng zhè me xià hu wǒ, nín shuō nín yǒu shén me fēn fù? nǐ yào shén me wǒ gěi nǐ tōu wǒ bà bà qián qù."
shén xiān shuō:" nǐ xiā shuō a! zhè cì yǒu bié de shì ér, yǒu bié de shì ér."
tiān shū juàn" pā" yī běn shū.
:" nǐ qiáo qiáo ba!"
xiǎo hái ér jiē guò qù, shàng yī yǎn xià yī yǎn kàn wán le.
:" a, zěn me yàng a?"
:" wǒ bù rèn shi zì ér a!"
:" wàng zhè chá ér le, wàng zhè chá ér le. nǐ kàn zhe a, wǒ gěi nǐ niàn niàn a, yī juàn tiān shū, zhè lǐ biān shì wú qióng de biàn huà, shén me dōu yǒu, nǐ kàn dǒng le nǐ jiù néng bàn xiān zhī tǐ, a! wǒ gěi nǐ niàn, cóng zhè ér kāi shǐ: bpmfdtnlgkhjqx."
dōu niàn yī biàn, tā dǎ pīn yīn xiān xué a! tiān tiān zhè hái zi xué zhè gè. měi tiān ne, zhè shén xiān ne dào diǎn jiù lái dào diǎn jiù lái, jiào wán le jiù fēi zǒu, a, xué le yǒu yí gè duō yuè, ā! tài cōng míng liǎo, quán xué huì le. xiān tiān bā guà méi yǒu bù míng bái de, méi shì ér zì jǐ ne nòng jǐ kuài ér xiǎo zhú bǎn, nòng jǐ gè tóng qián gēn zhè ér suàn guà, bǎi shì bǎi líng. suǒ yǐ shuō ne, zài gāng dāng guān de shí hòu jiù yǒu yí gè yuàn wàng, yǒu zhāo yī rì wǒ yào shì gào lǎo huán xiāng le, wǒ bǎi gè tān r wèi mín zào fú, a, gěi dà huǒ ér suàn guà, āi! jī huì lái le.
zài zì jǐ fǔ mén zhī wài nòng yī xiǎo tíng zi gēn zhè ér suàn guà. jiā lǐ yǒu yī lǎo jiā rén, xìng péng jiào péng jiǎn, sì shí lái suì, xiǎo de shí hòu ne zài fǔ lǐ dāng yōng rén, hòu lái ne lǎo tài yé dōu qù shì le, tā jiù liú xià lái fú shì zhè wèi zhōu gān zhōu dà rén, zhōu wéi de rén ne hěn zūn jìng zhōu dà rén, zūn chēng jiào shén me ne, zhōu gōng, hòu lái zán men xiàn zài chū qù mǎi nà shū yǒu nà zhǒng zhōu gōng jiě mèng, shuō de zhè zhōu gōng jiù shì zhè wèi zhōu dà rén zhōu gān.
mén liǎn ér dōu zhuāng xiū hǎo le, yī qiè shì ér dōu bàn wán le, zhǔn bèi kāi zhāng yào gěi dà huǒ ér suàn guà.
péng jiǎn shuō:" lǎo yé, zhè suàn guà zán men duō shǎo qián yī guà a?"
zhōu gōng lè le:" hā hā hā, nǐ yào jì zhù, a, wǒ suàn guà yī bù wéi míng èr bù wéi lì, wǒ wèi de shì cáo gē chéng zhèi xiē gè lǎo bǎi xìng, gěi dà huǒ jì kùn fú wēi, yǒu shén me shì ér shàng wǒ zhè ér wèn lái, wǒ ne bù néng yǐ zhèng qián wéi zhǔ, zán men shì zhǒng lè qù, zhè yàng ba shí liǎng yín zi yī guà."
péng jiǎn chà diǎn ér zuò dì xià:" lǎo yé, nǐ shuō shí huà, zán qiàn rén jiā duō shǎo qián? nín yào zhǐ zhe zhè gè fā jiā zhì fù zhè sǔn diǎn ér zhè gè a, jué bù gào sù nín, gài nín zhè xiǎo tíng zi huā le sān liǎng yín zi, nín zhè yī guà jiù huí běn ér nín zhī dào ma?"
:" bié fèi huà, wǒ zhè gè guà gēn bié rén bù yí yàng, wǒ shì bǎi shì bǎi líng! ér qiě hái gào sù nǐ, měi tiān jiù suàn shí guà, a, zǎo chén qǐ lái lái, a, gēn nǐ zhè ér guà hào zhī dào ma, còu gòu shí gè jiù shì yì tiān de, shí yí gè míng tiān zài lái."
:" huò! nín shuō zhè gè yǒu rén lái ma?"
:" méi wèn tí ya, méi wèn tí, wǒ hái gào sù nǐ zhè lǐ yǒu nǐ de hǎo chù."
:" ó! zhè lǐ yǒu wǒ de hǎo chù?"
:" nà dāng rán le."
:" zhè zhè zán men yé liǎ zěn me xià zhàng a? a?"
:" shén me jiào zěn me xià zhàng? zhè shí liǎng dū shì wǒ de."
:" bú shì nín xiān bié dèng yǎn, zán yǒu shì ér shuō shì ér, a, nín shuō yǒu wǒ de hǎo chù zhè zěn me huí shì?"
:" lái yí gè suàn guà de, jiā sān qián yín zi dài bù fèi, a, nǐ zài mén kǒu děng zhe, tā lái le gěi wán nǐ qián, nǐ bǎ tā lǐng jìn lái bù bái lǐng, gěi nǐ sān qián yín zi."
:" sān qián yín zi shì nín zhè lǐ biān chū?"
:" bù, tā chū tā chū! wǒ zhè gàn lāo shí liǎng, gàn lāo shí liǎng."
:" ó, dà rén, nín zhè zhàng tóu hái tǐng qīng chǔ, xíng xíng xíng! nà jiù shì nín zhēng shí liǎng wǒ zhēng sān qián?"
:" duì duì duì, nǐ zhēng sān qián."
:" ó, nín zhēn yǒu bǎ wò bǎi shì bǎi líng ma?"
:" fàng xīn ba, nǐ hái gēn dà huǒ ér zhè me shuō, rú guǒ shuō wǒ suàn guà bù líng, zhè guà qián dào péi sì shí bèi."
:" zhè wán yì ér, nín péi dé qǐ wǒ zhè kě péi bù qǐ, nín yǒu qián wǒ zhè bù xíng a, wǒ dé liàn duō shǎo rì zi gòu péi yí gè de!"
:" nín béng guǎn le, nǐ nà gè yě suàn wǒ de."
:" xíng, yào zhè me shuō zhè mǎi mài gàn de guò, gàn de guò."
chū qù tiāo huǎng zi, zhōu wéi quán gào sù dào le, shuí xiǎng suàn guà shuí yǒu bù míng bái de shì ér, wèn qián chéng de wèn cái yùn de dōu shàng zhè ér lái ba!
yī shí jiān zhěng gè chéng lǐ biān quán rāng rng dòng le, zěn me ne? zhōu dà rén xiàn rú jīn qì guān bù zuò, a, gěi dà huǒ ér suàn guà gàn bo wéi shēng, zán men qù suàn suàn qù ba, dà huǒ ér dōu shàng zhè ér lái, ér qiě lái ne dōu hěn bì gōng bì jìng, yīn wèi shí me ne? zhè shì xià yě de guān yuán, nǐ shuō shàng zhè ér dǎo luàn lái bù gǎn. ér qiě zhōu gōng suàn de guà méi yǒu bù líng de, nǐ yī jìn mén béng shuō tā nà jiù gào sù nǐ le, zěn me huí shì zěn me huí shì," a, nǐ ya qù qiú cái ba, nǐ xiàn zài bēn dōng běi nà biān yǒu yī mǎi mài děng zhe nǐ, nǐ qù zhèng qián qù ba! nǐ zhè gè a, nǐ zhè yào dǎo méi, zhè liǎng tiān bié chū mén! a, nǐ zhè chī duō le zhī dào ma?" shuō qīng chǔ le a, suàn de guà méi yǒu bù líng de!
zhè tiān, lái sān dǎo luàn de, yǒu zhè me jù huà shuō de hǎo:" jiǔ zài jiāng biān zhàn méi yǒu bù shī xié de." nǎ dōu yǒu zhè gè huài rén, a! lái le gē sā, ā, zài dāng dì lái shuō chēng de qǐ shì yī bà, dào le dōng běi zhè zhǒng rén jiào dì lài, dào le tiān jīn zhè zhǒng rén jiào gǒu lài, míng cí jiù shì dì pǐ, lái sān liú máng, zhè gē sā ne hái qīn gē sā, hā! xìng wáng, wáng dà wáng èr wáng sān, yī biān gāo, dōu dà gāo gè ér, dà pàng zi, héng bà jiē lǐ, a, yì tiān dào wǎn de duō quē dé de shì ér dōu gàn dé chū lái, jiǎn zhí zhè sān jiù bú shì rén a!
zhè tiān tīng rén shuō le, cáo gē chéng lǐ xiàn rú jīn, zhōu gōng zhōu lǎo yé pái xià guà péng gěi dà jiā zhān bǔ," zán men qù ba, a, zán men suàn suàn líng bù líng, ! ér qiě tīng shuō le a, tā suàn guà zhè gè yín zi tā hái néng dào péi, rú guǒ shuō bù zhǔn dào péi sì shí bèi, zhè shì gè hǎo mǎi mài, ! zán qù ba, líng le zán yě shuō bù líng."
wáng dà wáng èr wáng sān zhè sā rén jiù lái le, a, yī jìn mén wǎng zhè ér yī zhàn, xié zhe méi tiāo zhuó yǎn, zhōu gōng ná yǎn yī qiáo jiù zhī dào, zěn me ne? zhè sā rén a, qì zhì shàng tòu zhe yī gǔ zǐ xié qì, wēi wēi yī xiào:" nǐ men gē sā wèn bǔ a?"
:" a! zhōu dà rén, tīng shuō xiàn rú jīn nín yǒu le dì èr zhí yè le, suàn guà lái la! wǒ men gē sā suàn guà, nín gěi suàn suàn ba!"
:" hǎo a! nà nǐ men shuí shì lǎo dà ya?"
:" wǒ shì!"
:" nǐ guò lái ba! xiě gè zì ér ba!"
:" āi! hǎo!"
yǒu shí bǎn yǒu shí bǐ, a, zhè ér gē zhe ne, páng biān ne shén me zhè gè dòng wù de pí máo a, shén me zhè gè wū guī de ké a, shén me xiǎo zhú piān zi a, zhè dōu yǒu bǎi mǎn le, xiě zì yòng, a, nà zhèn hái méi bǐ ne.
:" nǐ guò lái ba, xiě gè zì ér ba!"
:" hǎo lei!"
ná qǐ bǐ lái, zài nǎ xiě ne? tā yī qiáo a, zhōu gōng zhè zhuō zi shàng yǒu liǎng kuài zhú piàn zhè me zhǎng zhè me kuān, xián de méi shì ér ne zhōu gōng gē de shǒu lǐ biān liàn liàn wàn zǐ ya suàn suàn guà ya shén me de, suàn guà de shí hòu yǒu zhòu yǔ:" háng zhōu měi jǐng gài shì wú shuāng, xī hú àn" chàng zhè gè a, jīn tiān méi chàng gēn zhè ér gē zhe ne.
wáng lǎo dà guò lái ná qǐ bǐ lái zài zhú bǎn shàng xiě:" xiě yī shén me ne, wǒ lái de yì sī wǒ zhè xī wàng tā dǎo méi, bǎ tā zhè nòng sàn le, wǒ hǎo zhēng tā qián, dé le, xiě gè kuài ba, xī wàng nǐ kuài dǎo méi."
xiě gè" kuài" xiě shàng le:" nǐ kàn zhè gè, zhè gè zěn me yàng?"
zhōu gōng yī qiáo lè le:" hǎo! nǐ zhè xiě de hǎo, zì ér xiě de bù cuò a, yǒu rén qǐng nǐ chī fàn, zǒu ba, qù ba!"
:" huò! nǐ zhè gè? nǐ shuō yǒu rén qǐng wǒ chī fàn? a?"
:" yǒu rén qǐng nǐ chī fàn."
:" shén me shí hòu?"
:" chū mén jiù yǒu."
:" yào méi rén qǐng ne?"
:" méi rén qǐng huí lái nǐ zá le guà tān r dào péi wén yín sì shí bèi."
:" nǐ qiáo! béng guǎn le."
zhuǎn shēn chū qù le, lǎo èr guò lái le:" nǐ qiáo wǒ ne? wǒ zěn me bàn ne? a, nǐ suàn suàn wǒ."
:" ó, nǐ ya, shù wǒ zhí yán, hā hā hā hā, nǐ chū mén dé diào gōu lǐ, qù, zǒu ba!"
:" āi? nǐ zěn me zhī dào de?"
:" wǒ suàn de, qù, zǒu ba, bù diào gōu lǐ huí lái nǐ wǒ zhǎo wǒ lái, a!"
:" zhǎo nǐ zěn me zhāo?"
:" wǒ bǎ nǐ tī gōu lǐ qù. nǐ yě dào péi wén yín sì shí bèi, méi wèn tí, nǐ zǒu ba!"
èr de zǒu le, sān de guò lái:" wǒ zěn me bàn, kuài shuō, wǒ shì yǒu rén qǐng chī fàn a? wǒ shì diào gōu lǐ biān?"
:" nǐ méi yǒu, nǐ liú shén ba, a, míng tiān wǒ gū jì jīn tiān jiù chà bù duō, a, yá mén kǒu dé dǎi nǐ, ràng nǐ dūn yī xiǔ, yě jiù dūn yī xiǔ, jīn tiān dǎi le míng tiān yī zǎo shàng fàng chū lái le, qù ba, zǒu ba!"
gē sā chū lái le. líng le ma? zhēn zhǔn, lǎo dà yī chū mén pèng jiàn yī bǎ xiōng dì kē tóu de gē men, jiā lǐ gāng bān wán jiā chī fàn qù ba, qǐng zǒu le chī fàn qù le, èr de sān de yě gēn zhe qù le, a chī wán fàn yī huí lái, zhù de dì r bù yí yàng, gè zì dōu zǒu le. dà de huí jiā le, èr de ne hē gāo le, xiū dào méi qiáo jiàn zhēn diào gōu lǐ biān le, pá zhe huí jiā le hái tǐng xiāng xìn. sān de ne hē gāo le, gàn má qù ne zhǎo rén dǎ pái wán ér qù, dǔ bó, a, yī dǔ bó ne yá mén kǒu zhuā dǔ de lái le, dōu pǎo le jiù tā hē duō le, kǔn shàng nòng zǒu le, nòng dào yá mén kǒu, a guān le yī xiǔ, zǎo chén tiān liàng, jiǔ yě xǐng le, mà le yī dùn:" gǔn gǔn gǔn!" hōng chū qù le.
gē sā yī pèng tóu, tài pèi fú le:" zhōu gōng liǎo bù dé zhè shì huó shén xiān a! a! zěn me zhè me líng a? zán men wèn wèn qù ba."
gē sā yòu lái le, yī jìn mén zhōu gōng zhè ér děng zhe le:" zěn me yàng? líng ma?":" tài líng le, wǒ men pèi fú nín, nín néng jiě shì yī xià wèi shí me ma?"
:" wèi shí me ya, nǐ xiě de kuài zì ér xiě de wǒ zhè zhú piàn shàng le, zhī dào ma? wǒ zhè zhú piàn yǒu xiān qì zhī dào ma? tā gào sù wǒ shàng biān yī zhú zǐ dài biǎo nà gè zhú piàn dǐ xià xiě nǐ nà gè kuài zì ér shì chī fàn de kuài zi, dài biǎo kuài zi."
:" ó! nà wǒ zhè wǒ zhè kuài zi zěn me jiǎng?"
:" kuài zi dé yǒu chī fàn de shí hòu cái yòng ne, nǐ xiǎng a suǒ yǐ nǐ chū mén yǒu rén qǐng nǐ chī fàn."
:" āi! duì duì duì, tài líng le."
èr de guò lái le:" nà bú duì a, nà tā chī fàn wǒ zěn me diào gōu lǐ ne?"
:" chī wán fàn zhè kuài zi dé shuā shuā a, nǐ diào shuǐ gōu lǐ biān le, míng bái le ma?"
:" ó!"
lǎo sān guò lái le:" nà wǒ zhè gè zěn me dūn yī xiǔ?"
:" nǐ kàn, shuā wán liǎo bù dé gē de kuài zi lú lǐ biān dūn qǐ lái ma!"
:" wèi shí me dūn yī xiǔ?"
:" zhuǎn tiān chī zǎo diǎn bù jiù ná chū lái le ma!"
gē sā yī tīng tài líng le, a! liǎo bù qǐ le, chū qù zhī hòu mǎn chǔ qù hǎn qù:" a, yǒu yuān wǎng shàng nà wèn qù, yǒu bù míng bái de shì ér shàng nà qǐng wèn zhōu gōng gěi jiě shì yī xià." zhěng gè cáo gē chéng dōu rāng rng dòng le.
zhè tiān, zǎo chén qǐ lái, zhè ér gāng kāi mén, mén kǒu a lái yī lǎo tài tài, zhè lǎo tài tài ne yě zài cáo gē chéng lǐ biān zhù, xìng shí, lǎo bàn ér qù shì le, a, dōu guǎn tā hǎn shí lǎo tài, shì gè shàng suì shù de rén, a, wǔ shí lái suì. jiā lǐ biān ne jiù yǒu zhè me yí gè ér zi, jiào shí zōng pǔ, niáng liǎ guò rì zi, ér zi ne chū qù zuò shēng yì qù le, shuō hǎo le sān yuè huí lái, kě shì ne zǒu le jiāng jìn sì gè yuè zōng yǐng jiē wú, yě méi tīng jiàn xīn xìn, lǎo tài tài xīn lǐ jiù huāng le:" zěn me hái bù huí lái ne?" tiān tiān xīn lǐ a lǎo jiū zhe, pà hái zi yǒu gè sān cháng liǎng duǎn.
āi, zhè tiān tīng rén shuō le:" cáo gē chéng lǐ biān zhōu gōng nà suàn guà jiě mèng xiàng miàn cè zì, nǐ shàng nà wèn wèn qù ba, wèn wèn nǐ ér zi shén me shí hòu huí lái."
lǎo tài tài shuō:" xíng."
zhǎo zhè gè zuǒ lín yòu shè de jiè qián ba, jiè gòu zhè qián, ná zhe lái zài le guà péng zhè ér, dào mén kǒu zhèng hǎo qiáo jiàn péng jiǎn hái rèn shi," āi! nà shuí lǎo péng a!"
:" āi yōu ā! zěn me nín zài zhè ér a? yǒu shì ér a?"
:" wǒ gēn nǐ shuō diǎn shì ér, zōng pǔ a zǒu le hǎo jǐ gè yuè le, yī zhí méi huí lái, wǒ xīn lǐ bù fàng xīn, wǒ shuō shàng zhōu lǎo yé zhè ér lái wèn wèn guà."
:" ó! nǐ jìn lái ba jìn lái ba!"
lǐng zhe lǎo tài tài jiù jìn lái le, yī jìn mén yī qiáo a, zhōu gōng zuò de shū àn zhī hòu shuāng méi jǐn suǒ, zěn me ne? zǎo chén qǐ lái, tā zì gě ér a xiān gěi zì jǐ suàn le yī guà, yī kàn zhè guà bù hǎo, yǒu yīn rén chōng zhuàng, shén me jiào yīn rén ne? jiù shì yǒu nǚ rén chōng zhuàng, kàn le kàn xīn lǐ tǐng biè niǔ.
yī tái tóu jìn lái gè lǎo tài tài, xīn lǐ gā dēng yī xià zǐ:" péng jiǎn a! a, zhè méi wǒ de huà zěn me suí biàn dài rén jìn lái ne? wǒ zhè gāng xiǎng gào sù nǐ jīn tiān zhè yì tiān bù xǔ nǚ rén shàng zhè ér lái wèn guà."
:" āi! gēn nín shuō, bú shì wài rén, a, wǒ rèn shi, shí lǎo tài, yě shì a hái zi chū mén zài wài yī zhí méi huí lái, bù fàng xīn, méi bié de, nín gěi suàn suàn, suàn nín zuò diǎn hǎo shì."
lǎo tài tài shuō:" shì a, wǒ zhè cì lái tè bù róng yì, wǒ qián dōu dài lái le." gē de zhuō zi shàng," nín gěi wǒ suàn suàn ba, wǒ men jiù niáng liǎ guò rì zi, zhè hái zi dào dǐ zěn me zhāo le!"
:" nǐ béng guǎn le."
tuī kāi zhèi xiē dōng xī, a shén me jiào zhú piàn a nà gè jiào tóng qián a, luàn qī bā zāo nòng yī dà zhuō zi, qī chī kā chá qī chī kā chá líng gū líng gū líng líng gū, suàn wán zhī hòu miàn chén shì shuǐ:" lǎo tài tài, nǐ bié děng le."
:" zěn me ne?"
:" nǐ ér zi méi zhǐ wàng le!"
:" a?! zěn me méi zhǐ wàng ne?"
:" jīn tiān yè lǐ tā sǐ!"
:" bú shì, zhōu lǎo yé, wǒ ér zi zěn me zěn me jīn tiān yè lǐ sǐ?"
:" tā xiàn zài zhèng wǎng huí lái ne, kě yǒu yí yàng mìng zhòng zhù dìng, shuí yě jiù bù liǎo tā, nǐ zhī dào ma? jīn tiān yè zhì sān jīng de shí hòu tā sǐ zài pò wǎ hán yáo, jiù bù liǎo, zhè shì mìng zhòng zhù dìng de."
:" āi yōu!" huà yī shuō wán a, lǎo tài tài" wa!" jiù kū le:" zhōu lǎo yé, wǒ qiú qiú nín a! nín shuō ba, yǒu shén me bàn fǎ néng jiù le wǒ ér zi ya?"
:" wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, shuí yě jiù bù liǎo, dà luó jīn xiān dōu jiù bù liǎo tā, a! nǐ huí qù ba."
:" āi yōu!" lǎo tài tài wǎng wài zǒu, yǎn lèi huā huā de:" zěn me bàn a?"
huí dào jiā zuò de wū zi lǐ biān shì fàng shēng tòng kū, jiē fāng lín jū quán tīng jiàn le guò lái quàn ba:" zěn me le? zěn me le?"
:" nǐ bù zhī dào, jīn suàn guà qù la, zhōu lǎo yé shuō le, wǒ ér zi shí zōng pǔ jīn tiān yè lǐ sān gēng tā jiù sǐ le, nǐ shuō wǒ zěn me bàn a? shèng xià wǒ yī rén wǒ huó shén me jìn a! āi yā!"
zhè tōng ér kū a. kū zhe kū zhe ya, páng biān yǒu yī jiā xìng rèn de, a rèn yuán wài, lǎo liǎng kǒu zi zài zhè yí kuài ér lái shuō suàn de shàng shì hǎo rén, wéi rén hěn hé shàn, tīng jiàn kū yě chū lái le:" zěn me la?" yī wèn zhè shì ér:" lái lái lái, shàng wǒ men jiā lái shàng wǒ men jiā lái."
bǎ zhè wèi shí lǎo tài ne jiù qǐng dào rèn fǔ, yǒu yā huán gěi qī shàng chá, a, dōu nòng hǎo le, lǎo liǎng kǒu zi gēn zhè ér quàn," zěn me huí shì a?" yī wǔ yī shí yī shuō," hāi! nǐ qiáo zhè shì ér nào de, yǒu bàn fǎ ma?"
:" méi yǒu bàn fǎ a!"
:" dé liǎo de liǎo de le, nà gè nín a xiǎng kāi diǎn, suàn guà zhè shì ér wèi bì shì zhēn de, a, yě bǎo bù qí ne míng tiān zōng pǔ jiù huí lái le, shì bú shì, suàn guà nǎ yǒu zhǔn dì."
:" rén jiā dōu shuō a, zhōu lǎo yé suàn guà líng zhe ne, wǒ jiù zhè yí gè ér zi, āi yā, wǒ zěn me bàn a?" lǎo tài tài kū.
zhèng kū zhe ne, mén lián yī tiāo, yóu dǎ wài biān, rèn jiā zhè gū niáng lái le, a, rèn yuán wài liǎng kǒu zi yī bèi zi wú ér jiù shēng le yí gè gū niáng, qǐ míng jiào táo huā, a rèn táo huā, zhōu wéi dōu zhī dào táo huā xiǎo jiě. zhè huì ér ne tīng jiàn kū gǎn jǐn jìn lái le:" zěn me huí shì a?"
tā mā gǎn jǐn shuō:" qiáo jiàn le ma, zhè bù ma, shí dà mā gāng cái suàn guà qù le, zěn me zěn me huí shì zěn me zěn me huí shì, a, nǐ quàn quàn ba!"
gū niáng guò lái le:" lǎo tài tài zěn me la, a, zōng pǔ gē ge zěn me la?"
:" nǐ bù zhī dào a, zhōu gōng shuō le tā huó bù liǎo la, nǐ qiáo qiáo wǒ jiù zhè yí gè ér zi, wǒ zhè mìng a yě suàn jiāo dài le."
:" nín bié zháo jí nín bié zháo jí, , tā shì nǎ nián de shēng rì a?"
lǎo tài tài shuō shì nà nián nà nián, a shén me yuè shén me shí chén quán shuō dào le, gū niáng tīng le tīng a, liǎng gè shǒu yī chuāi zài xiù zi lǐ bù zhī dào gàn shén me, tái tóu xiǎng le xiǎng pū chī lè le:" méi shì ér, méi shì ér, hái yǒu jiù!"
:" a?! hái yǒu jiù?"
:" hái yǒu jiù, yǒu bàn fǎ jiù, dàn shì shāo wēi má fán yì diǎn."
:" āi yā, méi shì ér a, néng jiù jiù xíng a! táo huā a, nǐ nǐ bāng bāng máng ba, nǐ kuài jiù jiù wǒ ba, zhè shì ér zěn me bàn a?"
páng biān rèn yuán wài zhàn qǐ lái le:" táo huā a, bié nào bié nào, rén mìng guān tiān de shì ér bié dǎo luàn a! nǐ hái xìn tā, nǐ zhēn hú tú le, tā shí liù suì yī gū niáng, tā jiàn guò shén me ya, tā bù dǒng zhè gè, nǐ béng tīng tā de."
gū niáng lè le:" diē, mā, nín bié lán zhe, dà mā wǒ gēn nín zhè me shuō, nín yào xìn dé guò wǒ, wǒ bāng nín, kě nín yào bù xìn wǒ, zhè shì ér jiù liǎng lā dǎo, wǒ yào bāng zhe hái néng yǒu jiù, wǒ yào bù bāng zhe zōng pǔ shì bì sǐ wú yí. zhè yàng, wǒ zhè yàng shuō nín yě bù xìn, nín xiàn zài huí jiā qù, hā hā, jīn tiān zhèng wǔ de shí hòu tiān jiàng dà yǔ, nín kàn wǒ shuō de zhǔn bù zhǔn, yào shì xià yǔ le nín jiù zhǎo wǒ lái, bù xià yǔ zhè shì ér jiù lā dǎo."
dà huǒ ér dōu wǎng wài kàn, hǎo dà tài yáng zhèng dāng zhōng guà zhe ne, xīn shuō gū niáng zhè shì hú shuō bā dào a.
lǎo tài tài shuō:" nà wǒ xiān huí qù ba, a, yǒu fǎ shì gèng hǎo."
huí dào jiā qù, yī zhí qiáo zhè tiān fēng hé rì lì wàn lǐ wú yún, zhèng dāng zhōng dà tài yáng shài de rén zhēng bù kāi yǎn, nǎ yǒu yǔ a? lǎo tài tài yǎn lèi zhǐ bú zhù le, zuò de wū lǐ děng zhe děng zhe měng rán jiān jué de" āi, kě néng dào zhèng wǔ shí èr diǎn le!" yī tái tóu wū yún mì bù shì yǔ rú qīng pén.
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