| [00:48.-3] | We're in the car,fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake. |
| [00:58.-2] | Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone. |
| [02:36.-2] | - No. - Yes,it is. Carol,hi! |
| [03:24.-4] | Well,you know, in here,anyone who.. |
| [06:19.-3] | - and we'll eat ice cream. - Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond - |
| [09:48.-2] | - Ross,help me with the spaghetti. - Yes. |
| [10:08.-4] | This will sound unbelievably selfish.. |
| [10:11.-3] | but did you plan to bring up the baby/lesbian thing? |
| [12:19.-4] | Carol's a lesbian. |
| [12:55.-4] | They know what they do. |
| [20:04.-4] | A month ago,I wanted to hurt you more than I've ever wanted to. |
| [00:01.81] | You don't understand. |
| [00:03.45] | For us,kissing is as important as any part. |
| [00:06.69] | Yeah,right! |
| [00:10.82] | You serious? |
| [00:13.02] | Oh,yeah. |
| [00:14.26] | - Everything is in that first kiss. - Absolutely. - |
| [00:17.90] | For us,kissing's an opening act.. |
| [00:20.67] | like the comedian you have to sit through.. |
| [00:24.00] | before Pink Floyd comes out. |
| [00:29.31] | And it's not that we don't like the comedian. |
| [00:32.78] | It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket. |
| [00:39.68] | The problem is,no matter how great the show was.. |
| [00:44.19] | you girls are looking for the comedian again. |
| [00:54.83] | Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. |
| [01:07.38] | Are we still talking about sex? |
| [01:11.15] | The One With the Sonogram at the End |
| [02:01.37] | No,it's good. It is good. |
| [02:03.50] | It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry? |
| [02:07.34] | Well,she has issues. |
| [02:10.54] | Does she? |
| [02:11.81] | Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving." |
| [02:15.61] | He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. |
| [02:22.09] | Marsha,see,these are cave people. |
| [02:26.19] | Okay,they have issues like: |
| [02:28.86] | "Gee,that glacier's getting kind of close." Gee， |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? |
| [02:38.07] | Okay. Yes,it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age. |
| [02:42.37] | - Can I stay? - No. |
| [02:58.76] | - Hi. - Hi. |
| [03:08.23] | - Is this a bad time? - No,it's.. |
| [03:11.20] | the Stone Age. |
| [03:15.64] | You look great. I hate that. |
| [03:20.35] | Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. |
| [03:28.35] | stands erect.. |
| [03:33.02] | - What's new? Still a - A lesbian? |
| [03:37.83] | You never know. How's the family? |
| [03:42.00] | - Marty's still totally paranoid. - Carol,why are you here? - |
| [03:48.81] | - I'm pregnant. - Pregnant. |
| [03:59.18] | She didn't leave in such a hurry after all. |
| [04:02.85] | This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding. |
| [04:10.40] | Then I've already seen this one. |
| [04:14.37] | Are you through with that? |
| [04:16.33] | Sorry,the swallowing slowed me down. |
| [04:20.41] | Whose ball of paper is this? |
| [04:22.44] | Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. |
| [04:26.54] | So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. |
| [04:31.12] | She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It's fine. |
| [04:36.62] | I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition. |
| [04:40.49] | Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow. |
| [04:46.36] | Relax,you do this every time. The place looks great. |
| [04:49.90] | You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.. |
| [04:53.61] | to avoid touching. |
| [04:58.61] | Monica? Hi! |
| [05:01.81] | Monica,you're scaring me. |
| [05:05.62] | I mean,you're all chaotic and twirly,you know? |
| [05:09.45] | Not in a good way. |
| [05:12.49] | Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come. |
| [05:18.56] | That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. |
| [05:22.50] | You see,he's "The Prince." |
| [05:24.60] | They had some big ceremony before I was born. |
| [05:31.71] | - What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. |
| [05:39.42] | - Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful. - |
| [05:47.76] | Oh,God! Oh,God! Oh,God! |
| [05:51.20] | No,don't touch that. |
| [05:55.40] | Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough,having to give it back. |
| [06:00.00] | "Hi,Barry,remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart." “ |
| [06:05.38] | Now I must return the ring without the ring.. |
| [06:08.81] | which makes it so much harder. |
| [06:12.55] | Easy,we'll find it. Won't we? |
| [06:15.72] | Look,it's gonna be okay. You'll give it back.. |
| [06:23.23] | Any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you. |
| [06:28.67] | - When did you have it last? - Doy,right before she lost it. - |
| [06:35.04] | You don't get a lot of "doy" these days. |
| [06:39.51] | I know I had it this morning. |
| [06:42.08] | I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with |
| [06:45.52] | Dinah? |
| [06:49.79] | - Oh,don't be mad. - You didn't. |
| [06:53.46] | - Oh,I'm sorry. - I gave you one job! - |
| [06:59.06] | But look how straight those noodles are. |
| [07:02.53] | That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. |
| [07:09.54] | I just can't do it. |
| [07:12.38] | Boys? We're going in. |
| [07:24.39] | Hi. |
| [07:27.29] | - That is not a happy "hi." - Carol's pregnant. - |
| [07:30.90] | I found it! |
| [07:34.63] | What? |
| [07:38.17] | Yeah. |
| [07:40.44] | Do that for two hours,you might be where I am about now. |
| [07:46.04] | That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. |
| [07:51.58] | How do you fit into this whole thing? |
| [07:54.35] | Carol and Susan want me to be involved. |
| [07:57.19] | But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. |
| [08:02.09] | - It's totally up to me. - She is so great. I miss her. - |
| [08:11.54] | - What does she mean by "involved"? - Your job is done. - |
| [08:18.01] | And the most enjoyable. |
| [08:21.68] | Phoebe,say something. |
| [08:23.82] | They want me to go down to this sonogram thing.. |
| [08:27.35] | with them tomorrow. |
| [08:29.19] | Remember when life was simpler.. |
| [08:31.52] | and she was just a lesbian? |
| [08:35.13] | Those were the days. |
| [08:38.03] | - What are you gonna do? - I have no idea. |
| [08:41.83] | No matter what I do, I'm still gonna be a father. |
| [08:55.55] | This is still ruined,right? |
| [09:03.69] | Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you. |
| [09:09.89] | - What's that curry taste? - Curry. |
| [09:17.84] | I think they're great. I really do. |
| [09:21.17] | The big Lugwin had a thing for you. |
| [09:24.44] | - They all had a thing for him. - Oh,Mom. - |
| [09:28.21] | Why is this girl going to call me? |
| [09:30.65] | She just graduated,and she wants to be something in cooking or food.. |
| [09:36.75] | I told her you have a restaurant |
| [09:39.36] | - I don't have,I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that. - |
| [09:51.77] | Oh,we're having spaghetti. That's easy. |
| [09:56.64] | We were going to have lasagna. |
| [09:58.78] | - I love lasagna. - We're not having it. - |
| [10:02.71] | Then why bring it up? He latches on. |
| [10:14.93] | It might take the heat off of me. |
| [10:20.57] | That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club. |
| [10:24.47] | They were not playing well. |
| [10:26.77] | I won't say what they spent.. |
| [10:29.24] | but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding. |
| [10:34.68] | At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. |
| [10:41.52] | - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. |
| [10:44.86] | - It's an expression. - No,it's not. |
| [10:48.06] | Don't listen to her. You've always been independent. |
| [10:51.66] | Even when you were a chubby kid.. |
| [10:54.20] | and you had no friends, you were just fine. |
| [10:58.84] | You'd read alone in your room. Your puzzles.. |
| [11:05.71] | People like Ross need to shoot for the stars. |
| [11:09.78] | With his museum and his published papers. |
| [11:12.85] | Others are satisfied with staying where they are. |
| [11:16.45] | These people never get cancer. |
| [11:20.02] | They're happy with what they have,content.. |
| [11:23.29] | like cows. |
| [11:27.16] | Cows,Dad? |
| [11:29.13] | She knows how much I love cows. |
| [11:34.41] | I read about women trying to have it all,and I thank God.. |
| [11:38.78] | our "Harmonica" doesn't have that problem. |
| [11:43.31] | - I'm telling you,you'll be fine. - Thank you,Daddy. |
| [11:48.92] | Oh,so this does work. |
| [11:55.16] | So,Ross,what's going on with you? |
| [11:58.90] | Any stories? No news,no little anecdotes to share with the folks? |
| [12:07.24] | Look,I realize you guys have been wondering.. |
| [12:10.88] | what exactly happened between Carol and me. |
| [12:14.15] | And so,well,here's the deal. |
| [12:22.59] | She lives with a woman named Susan. |
| [12:26.79] | She's pregnant with my child. |
| [12:30.49] | She and Susan are going to raise the baby. |
| [12:37.60] | And you knew about this? |
| [12:47.31] | Folks are really that bad? |
| [12:50.15] | Well,you know,these people are pros. |
| [12:56.65] | They take their time. They get the job done. |
| [13:02.29] | They say that you can't change your parents. |
| [13:05.70] | Boy,if you could,I'd want yours. |
| [13:10.63] | Must pee. |
| [13:13.34] | It's worse when you're twins. |
| [13:15.44] | - You're a twin? - We don't speak. |
| [13:17.64] | She's this high-powered, driven,career-type. |
| [13:20.85] | - What does she do? - She's a waitress. - |
| [13:25.02] | - Identical? - People say we look alike. - |
| [13:27.79] | But I don't see it. |
| [13:30.22] | You guys,I kind of gotta clean up now. |
| [13:33.49] | Chandler,as an only child, you don't have this. |
| [13:36.59] | No,although I did have an imaginary friend.. |
| [13:40.20] | who my parents preferred. |
| [13:44.24] | Hit the lights,please. |
| [13:53.54] | How long was I in there? |
| [13:56.41] | - I'm just cleaning up. - Oh,you need any help? |
| [14:02.75] | Okay,sure. Thanks. |
| [14:10.00] | Anyway.. |
| [14:12.13] | So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? |
| [14:15.83] | A little. |
| [14:19.04] | A lot. |
| [14:21.64] | So,got any advice? |
| [14:24.38] | You know,as someone who's recently been dumped. |
| [14:28.71] | You may wanna steer clear of the word "dumped." |
| [14:33.62] | Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man. |
| [14:38.06] | You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. |
| [14:45.56] | Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. |
| [14:50.17] | And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn. |
| [14:56.67] | You've got Carol tomorrow. |
| [15:00.01] | - When did it get so complicated? - Got me. - |
| [15:04.42] | - Remember being in high school? - Yeah. - |
| [15:07.25] | Didn't you think you'd meet someone.. |
| [15:10.02] | fall in love,and that'd be it? |
| [15:17.46] | - Ross? - Yes. Yes. |
| [15:22.30] | Man,I never thought I'd be here. |
| [15:32.64] | Me neither. |
| [15:51.53] | Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. |
| [15:54.06] | There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway.. |
| [15:58.34] | Hi. |
| [16:00.60] | - You remember Susan. - How could I forget? - |
| [16:05.21] | Hello,Susan. Good shake,good shake. |
| [16:09.91] | So,we're just waiting for? |
| [16:12.92] | - Dr. Oberman. - And is he? - |
| [16:15.45] | - She. - Of course,"she." |
| [16:19.12] | Is she familiar with our special situation? |
| [16:23.39] | - Yes,and she's very supportive. - Okay,that's great. - |
| [16:29.03] | No,I'm Oh. |
| [16:31.67] | Thanks. |
| [16:53.19] | That opens my cervix. |
| [17:01.67] | - Barry? - Come on in. |
| [17:04.54] | - Are you sure? - It's fine. |
| [17:06.74] | Robbie's gonna be here for hours. |
| [17:12.64] | So,how are you doing? |
| [17:15.55] | I'm.. |
| [17:17.85] | I'm okay. |
| [17:20.55] | - You look great. - Yeah,well. |
| [17:23.92] | Dr. Farber,Jason Greenspan's gagging. |
| [17:26.62] | Be right there. Be back in a second. |
| [17:34.73] | I dumped him. |
| [17:54.79] | So,how's this all gonna work? |
| [17:58.19] | The baby grows in a special place inside |
| [18:01.23] | Thank you. |
| [18:02.49] | I mean,how's this gonna work, you know,with us? |
| [18:07.00] | When important decisions have to be made? |
| [18:10.33] | - Give me a "for instance." - Well,I don't know. - |
| [18:13.84] | - How about with the baby's name? - Marlon. - |
| [18:17.47] | If it's a boy. Minnie,if it's a girl. |
| [18:22.18] | As in "Mouse"? |
| [18:25.32] | As in my grandmother. |
| [18:27.52] | Still,you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse." |
| [18:32.66] | How about..? |
| [18:34.86] | How about Julia? |
| [18:37.13] | - Julia. - We agreed on Minnie. - |
| [18:39.90] | We agreed we'd spend our lives together. |
| [18:42.80] | Things change. Roll with the punches. |
| [18:46.20] | I believe Julia's on the table? |
| [18:51.14] | Sorry about that. |
| [18:55.71] | So,what have you been up to? |
| [18:58.48] | Oh,not much. |
| [19:01.55] | - I got a job. - That's great. - |
| [19:05.39] | Why are you so tan? |
| [19:09.89] | I went to Aruba. |
| [19:12.06] | Oh,no. You went on our honeymoon alone? |
| [19:15.10] | No. |
| [19:19.67] | I went with.. |
| [19:22.84] | - Now,this may hurt. - Me? |
| [19:24.78] | No. |
| [19:28.81] | I went with Mindy. |
| [19:30.65] | Mindy? |
| [19:32.85] | My maid of honor,Mindy? |
| [19:34.72] | Yeah,we're kind of a thing now. |
| [19:42.09] | You got plugs! |
| [19:44.13] | Careful. They haven't quite taken yet. |
| [19:47.40] | And you got lenses. |
| [19:50.03] | You hate sticking your finger in your eye. |
| [19:53.17] | Not for her. |
| [19:58.51] | Listen,I really wanted to thank you. |
| [20:01.65] | Okay. |
| [20:09.00] | And I'm an orthodontist. |
| [20:12.89] | You know,you were right. I thought we were happy. |
| [20:16.66] | We weren't happy. |
| [20:19.30] | But with Mindy.. |
| [20:22.00] | now I'm happy. |
| [20:25.07] | - Spit. - What? |
| [20:26.54] | Me. |
| [20:30.51] | Anyway.. |
| [20:33.14] | I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy. |
| [20:38.42] | Like she'd settle for that. |
| [20:45.00] | Yeah,that's true. |
| [20:47.42] | But I think it's a nice ring.. |
| [20:51.33] | and thank you for giving it to me. |
| [20:56.00] | Thank you for giving it back. |
| [21:00.70] | Hello! |
| [21:05.78] | - Please,what's wrong with Helen? - Helen Geller? |
| [21:10.55] | - I don't think so. - It's not gonna be Helen Geller. - |
| [21:14.25] | - Thank you. - No,I mean,it's not Geller. - |
| [21:18.39] | It'll be Helen Willick? |
| [21:20.39] | No,actually,we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. |
| [21:26.90] | Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? |
| [21:29.83] | It's my baby too. |
| [21:31.40] | Really? I don't remember you making any sperm. |
| [21:37.34] | And we all know what a challenge that is. |
| [21:40.74] | - You two,stop it. - She gets a credit. I'm in there too. - |
| [21:44.75] | Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse. |
| [21:50.72] | Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. |
| [21:54.76] | See what he does? He knows no one's gonna say all those names. |
| [21:59.40] | They'll call her Geller. He gets his way. |
| [22:02.13] | My way? You think this is my way? |
| [22:04.50] | Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being.. |
| [22:08.37] | this is not my You know what? This is too hard. |
| [22:12.21] | Knock,knock. How are we? Any nausea? |
| [22:15.11] | - A little. - Just a little. |
| [22:18.75] | I was wondering about the mother-to-be,but thanks for sharing. |
| [22:23.85] | - Lie back. - You know what? I'm gonna go. |
| [22:27.52] | I don't think I can be involved in this family thing. |
| [22:42.74] | - Oh,my God! - Look at that. |
| [22:45.68] | I know. |
| [22:57.55] | Well,isn't that amazing? |
| [23:03.23] | What are we supposed to be seeing here? |
| [23:06.73] | I don't know,but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. |
| [23:14.67] | If you tilt your head and relax your eyes.. |
| [23:17.81] | it kind of looks like an old potato. |
| [23:21.35] | Then don't do that,all right? |
| [23:25.68] | Monica,what do you think? |
| [23:31.49] | - Are you welling up? - No. |
| [23:33.86] | - You are. You're welling up. - I'm not. |
| [23:37.36] | - You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh,shut up. - |
| [23:41.43] | Hi,Mindy. Hi,it's Rachel. |
| [23:45.50] | Yeah,I'm fine. I saw Barry today. |
| [23:49.47] | Yeah,he told me. No,it's okay. Really,it's okay. |
| [23:54.41] | I hope you two are very happy. I really do. |
| [23:58.25] | And,Min,you know, if everything works out.. |
| [24:02.09] | and you guys get married and have kids.. |
| [24:06.12] | I hope they have his hairline and your nose! |
| [24:14.30] | That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! |
| [00:48.-3] | We' re in the car, fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake. |
| [00:58.-2] | Or next time you' ll find yourself listening to that album alone. |
| [02:36.-2] | No. Yes, it is. Carol, hi! |
| [03:24.-4] | Well, you know, in here, anyone who.. |
| [06:19.-3] | and we' ll eat ice cream. Okay. It' s a pearshaped diamond |
| [09:48.-2] | Ross, help me with the spaghetti. Yes. |
| [10:08.-4] | This will sound unbelievably selfish.. |
| [10:11.-3] | but did you plan to bring up the baby lesbian thing? |
| [12:19.-4] | Carol' s a lesbian. |
| [12:55.-4] | They know what they do. |
| [20:04.-4] | A month ago, I wanted to hurt you more than I' ve ever wanted to. |
| [00:01.81] | You don' t understand. |
| [00:03.45] | For us, kissing is as important as any part. |
| [00:06.69] | Yeah, right! |
| [00:10.82] | You serious? |
| [00:13.02] | Oh, yeah. |
| [00:14.26] | Everything is in that first kiss. Absolutely. |
| [00:17.90] | For us, kissing' s an opening act.. |
| [00:20.67] | like the comedian you have to sit through.. |
| [00:24.00] | before Pink Floyd comes out. |
| [00:29.31] | And it' s not that we don' t like the comedian. |
| [00:32.78] | It' s just that that' s not why we bought the ticket. |
| [00:39.68] | The problem is, no matter how great the show was.. |
| [00:44.19] | you girls are looking for the comedian again. |
| [00:54.83] | Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. |
| [01:07.38] | Are we still talking about sex? |
| [01:11.15] | The One With the Sonogram at the End |
| [02:01.37] | No, it' s good. It is good. |
| [02:03.50] | It' s just that Doesn' t she seem a little angry? |
| [02:07.34] | Well, she has issues. |
| [02:10.54] | Does she? |
| [02:11.81] | Try to live with " Mr. I' m Evolving." |
| [02:15.61] | He' s out while she' s home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. |
| [02:22.09] | Marsha, see, these are cave people. |
| [02:26.19] | Okay, they have issues like: |
| [02:28.86] | " Gee, that glacier' s getting kind of close." Gee, |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of issues, isn' t that your exwife? |
| [02:38.07] | Okay. Yes, it is. I' ll catch up with you in the Ice Age. |
| [02:42.37] | Can I stay? No. |
| [02:58.76] | Hi. Hi. |
| [03:08.23] | Is this a bad time? No, it' s.. |
| [03:11.20] | the Stone Age. |
| [03:15.64] | You look great. I hate that. |
| [03:20.35] | Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. |
| [03:28.35] | stands erect.. |
| [03:33.02] | What' s new? Still a A lesbian? |
| [03:37.83] | You never know. How' s the family? |
| [03:42.00] | Marty' s still totally paranoid. Carol, why are you here? |
| [03:48.81] | I' m pregnant. Pregnant. |
| [03:59.18] | She didn' t leave in such a hurry after all. |
| [04:02.85] | This is the Three' s Company episode with a misunderstanding. |
| [04:10.40] | Then I' ve already seen this one. |
| [04:14.37] | Are you through with that? |
| [04:16.33] | Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. |
| [04:20.41] | Whose ball of paper is this? |
| [04:22.44] | Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn' t need it. |
| [04:26.54] | So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. |
| [04:31.12] | She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It' s fine. |
| [04:36.62] | I just don' t wanna give them any more ammunition. |
| [04:40.49] | Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child' s pillow. |
| [04:46.36] | Relax, you do this every time. The place looks great. |
| [04:49.90] | You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.. |
| [04:53.61] | to avoid touching. |
| [04:58.61] | Monica? Hi! |
| [05:01.81] | Monica, you' re scaring me. |
| [05:05.62] | I mean, you' re all chaotic and twirly, you know? |
| [05:09.45] | Not in a good way. |
| [05:12.49] | Calm down. You don' t see Ross getting twirly every time they come. |
| [05:18.56] | That' s because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. |
| [05:22.50] | You see, he' s " The Prince." |
| [05:24.60] | They had some big ceremony before I was born. |
| [05:31.71] | What? Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. |
| [05:39.42] | Has anybody seen my engagement ring? It' s beautiful. |
| [05:47.76] | Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! |
| [05:51.20] | No, don' t touch that. |
| [05:55.40] | Like I wasn' t dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back. |
| [06:00.00] | " Hi, Barry, remember me? I' m the girl that stomped on your heart." " |
| [06:05.38] | Now I must return the ring without the ring.. |
| [06:08.81] | which makes it so much harder. |
| [06:12.55] | Easy, we' ll find it. Won' t we? |
| [06:15.72] | Look, it' s gonna be okay. You' ll give it back.. |
| [06:23.23] | Any diamond ring we find, we' ll run it by you. |
| [06:28.67] | When did you have it last? Doy, right before she lost it. |
| [06:35.04] | You don' t get a lot of " doy" these days. |
| [06:39.51] | I know I had it this morning. |
| [06:42.08] | I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with |
| [06:45.52] | Dinah? |
| [06:49.79] | Oh, don' t be mad. You didn' t. |
| [06:53.46] | Oh, I' m sorry. I gave you one job! |
| [06:59.06] | But look how straight those noodles are. |
| [07:02.53] | That' s not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. |
| [07:09.54] | I just can' t do it. |
| [07:12.38] | Boys? We' re going in. |
| [07:24.39] | Hi. |
| [07:27.29] | That is not a happy " hi." Carol' s pregnant. |
| [07:30.90] | I found it! |
| [07:34.63] | What? |
| [07:38.17] | Yeah. |
| [07:40.44] | Do that for two hours, you might be where I am about now. |
| [07:46.04] | That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. |
| [07:51.58] | How do you fit into this whole thing? |
| [07:54.35] | Carol and Susan want me to be involved. |
| [07:57.19] | But if I' m not comfortable with it, I don' t have to be involved. |
| [08:02.09] | It' s totally up to me. She is so great. I miss her. |
| [08:11.54] | What does she mean by " involved"? Your job is done. |
| [08:18.01] | And the most enjoyable. |
| [08:21.68] | Phoebe, say something. |
| [08:23.82] | They want me to go down to this sonogram thing.. |
| [08:27.35] | with them tomorrow. |
| [08:29.19] | Remember when life was simpler.. |
| [08:31.52] | and she was just a lesbian? |
| [08:35.13] | Those were the days. |
| [08:38.03] | What are you gonna do? I have no idea. |
| [08:41.83] | No matter what I do, I' m still gonna be a father. |
| [08:55.55] | This is still ruined, right? |
| [09:03.69] | Martha Lugwin' s daughter is gonna call you. |
| [09:09.89] | What' s that curry taste? Curry. |
| [09:17.84] | I think they' re great. I really do. |
| [09:21.17] | The big Lugwin had a thing for you. |
| [09:24.44] | They all had a thing for him. Oh, Mom. |
| [09:28.21] | Why is this girl going to call me? |
| [09:30.65] | She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food.. |
| [09:36.75] | I told her you have a restaurant |
| [09:39.36] | I don' t have, I work in a restaurant. They don' t have to know that. |
| [09:51.77] | Oh, we' re having spaghetti. That' s easy. |
| [09:56.64] | We were going to have lasagna. |
| [09:58.78] | I love lasagna. We' re not having it. |
| [10:02.71] | Then why bring it up? He latches on. |
| [10:14.93] | It might take the heat off of me. |
| [10:20.57] | That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club. |
| [10:24.47] | They were not playing well. |
| [10:26.77] | I won' t say what they spent.. |
| [10:29.24] | but 40, 000 is a lot for a wedding. |
| [10:34.68] | At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. |
| [10:41.52] | What' s that supposed to mean? Nothing. |
| [10:44.86] | It' s an expression. No, it' s not. |
| [10:48.06] | Don' t listen to her. You' ve always been independent. |
| [10:51.66] | Even when you were a chubby kid.. |
| [10:54.20] | and you had no friends, you were just fine. |
| [10:58.84] | You' d read alone in your room. Your puzzles.. |
| [11:05.71] | People like Ross need to shoot for the stars. |
| [11:09.78] | With his museum and his published papers. |
| [11:12.85] | Others are satisfied with staying where they are. |
| [11:16.45] | These people never get cancer. |
| [11:20.02] | They' re happy with what they have, content.. |
| [11:23.29] | like cows. |
| [11:27.16] | Cows, Dad? |
| [11:29.13] | She knows how much I love cows. |
| [11:34.41] | I read about women trying to have it all, and I thank God.. |
| [11:38.78] | our " Harmonica" doesn' t have that problem. |
| [11:43.31] | I' m telling you, you' ll be fine. Thank you, Daddy. |
| [11:48.92] | Oh, so this does work. |
| [11:55.16] | So, Ross, what' s going on with you? |
| [11:58.90] | Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? |
| [12:07.24] | Look, I realize you guys have been wondering.. |
| [12:10.88] | what exactly happened between Carol and me. |
| [12:14.15] | And so, well, here' s the deal. |
| [12:22.59] | She lives with a woman named Susan. |
| [12:26.79] | She' s pregnant with my child. |
| [12:30.49] | She and Susan are going to raise the baby. |
| [12:37.60] | And you knew about this? |
| [12:47.31] | Folks are really that bad? |
| [12:50.15] | Well, you know, these people are pros. |
| [12:56.65] | They take their time. They get the job done. |
| [13:02.29] | They say that you can' t change your parents. |
| [13:05.70] | Boy, if you could, I' d want yours. |
| [13:10.63] | Must pee. |
| [13:13.34] | It' s worse when you' re twins. |
| [13:15.44] | You' re a twin? We don' t speak. |
| [13:17.64] | She' s this highpowered, driven, careertype. |
| [13:20.85] | What does she do? She' s a waitress. |
| [13:25.02] | Identical? People say we look alike. |
| [13:27.79] | But I don' t see it. |
| [13:30.22] | You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now. |
| [13:33.49] | Chandler, as an only child, you don' t have this. |
| [13:36.59] | No, although I did have an imaginary friend.. |
| [13:40.20] | who my parents preferred. |
| [13:44.24] | Hit the lights, please. |
| [13:53.54] | How long was I in there? |
| [13:56.41] | I' m just cleaning up. Oh, you need any help? |
| [14:02.75] | Okay, sure. Thanks. |
| [14:10.00] | Anyway.. |
| [14:12.13] | So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? |
| [14:15.83] | A little. |
| [14:19.04] | A lot. |
| [14:21.64] | So, got any advice? |
| [14:24.38] | You know, as someone who' s recently been dumped. |
| [14:28.71] | You may wanna steer clear of the word " dumped." |
| [14:33.62] | Chances are he' s gonna be this broken shell of a man. |
| [14:38.06] | You should try not to look too terrific. I know it' ll be hard. |
| [14:45.56] | Or I' ll go down there, and I' ll give Barry back his ring. |
| [14:50.17] | And you can go with Carol and Susan to the obgyn. |
| [14:56.67] | You' ve got Carol tomorrow. |
| [15:00.01] | When did it get so complicated? Got me. |
| [15:04.42] | Remember being in high school? Yeah. |
| [15:07.25] | Didn' t you think you' d meet someone.. |
| [15:10.02] | fall in love, and that' d be it? |
| [15:17.46] | Ross? Yes. Yes. |
| [15:22.30] | Man, I never thought I' d be here. |
| [15:32.64] | Me neither. |
| [15:51.53] | Sorry I' m late. I got stuck at work. |
| [15:54.06] | There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway.. |
| [15:58.34] | Hi. |
| [16:00.60] | You remember Susan. How could I forget? |
| [16:05.21] | Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake. |
| [16:09.91] | So, we' re just waiting for? |
| [16:12.92] | Dr. Oberman. And is he? |
| [16:15.45] | She. Of course," she." |
| [16:19.12] | Is she familiar with our special situation? |
| [16:23.39] | Yes, and she' s very supportive. Okay, that' s great. |
| [16:29.03] | No, I' m Oh. |
| [16:31.67] | Thanks. |
| [16:53.19] | That opens my cervix. |
| [17:01.67] | Barry? Come on in. |
| [17:04.54] | Are you sure? It' s fine. |
| [17:06.74] | Robbie' s gonna be here for hours. |
| [17:12.64] | So, how are you doing? |
| [17:15.55] | I' m.. |
| [17:17.85] | I' m okay. |
| [17:20.55] | You look great. Yeah, well. |
| [17:23.92] | Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan' s gagging. |
| [17:26.62] | Be right there. Be back in a second. |
| [17:34.73] | I dumped him. |
| [17:54.79] | So, how' s this all gonna work? |
| [17:58.19] | The baby grows in a special place inside |
| [18:01.23] | Thank you. |
| [18:02.49] | I mean, how' s this gonna work, you know, with us? |
| [18:07.00] | When important decisions have to be made? |
| [18:10.33] | Give me a " for instance." Well, I don' t know. |
| [18:13.84] | How about with the baby' s name? Marlon. |
| [18:17.47] | If it' s a boy. Minnie, if it' s a girl. |
| [18:22.18] | As in " Mouse"? |
| [18:25.32] | As in my grandmother. |
| [18:27.52] | Still, you say " Minnie," you hear " Mouse." |
| [18:32.66] | How about..? |
| [18:34.86] | How about Julia? |
| [18:37.13] | Julia. We agreed on Minnie. |
| [18:39.90] | We agreed we' d spend our lives together. |
| [18:42.80] | Things change. Roll with the punches. |
| [18:46.20] | I believe Julia' s on the table? |
| [18:51.14] | Sorry about that. |
| [18:55.71] | So, what have you been up to? |
| [18:58.48] | Oh, not much. |
| [19:01.55] | I got a job. That' s great. |
| [19:05.39] | Why are you so tan? |
| [19:09.89] | I went to Aruba. |
| [19:12.06] | Oh, no. You went on our honeymoon alone? |
| [19:15.10] | No. |
| [19:19.67] | I went with.. |
| [19:22.84] | Now, this may hurt. Me? |
| [19:24.78] | No. |
| [19:28.81] | I went with Mindy. |
| [19:30.65] | Mindy? |
| [19:32.85] | My maid of honor, Mindy? |
| [19:34.72] | Yeah, we' re kind of a thing now. |
| [19:42.09] | You got plugs! |
| [19:44.13] | Careful. They haven' t quite taken yet. |
| [19:47.40] | And you got lenses. |
| [19:50.03] | You hate sticking your finger in your eye. |
| [19:53.17] | Not for her. |
| [19:58.51] | Listen, I really wanted to thank you. |
| [20:01.65] | Okay. |
| [20:09.00] | And I' m an orthodontist. |
| [20:12.89] | You know, you were right. I thought we were happy. |
| [20:16.66] | We weren' t happy. |
| [20:19.30] | But with Mindy.. |
| [20:22.00] | now I' m happy. |
| [20:25.07] | Spit. What? |
| [20:26.54] | Me. |
| [20:30.51] | Anyway.. |
| [20:33.14] | I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy. |
| [20:38.42] | Like she' d settle for that. |
| [20:45.00] | Yeah, that' s true. |
| [20:47.42] | But I think it' s a nice ring.. |
| [20:51.33] | and thank you for giving it to me. |
| [20:56.00] | Thank you for giving it back. |
| [21:00.70] | Hello! |
| [21:05.78] | Please, what' s wrong with Helen? Helen Geller? |
| [21:10.55] | I don' t think so. It' s not gonna be Helen Geller. |
| [21:14.25] | Thank you. No, I mean, it' s not Geller. |
| [21:18.39] | It' ll be Helen Willick? |
| [21:20.39] | No, actually, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. |
| [21:26.90] | Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? |
| [21:29.83] | It' s my baby too. |
| [21:31.40] | Really? I don' t remember you making any sperm. |
| [21:37.34] | And we all know what a challenge that is. |
| [21:40.74] | You two, stop it. She gets a credit. I' m in there too. |
| [21:44.75] | Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse. |
| [21:50.72] | Of course not. I' m suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. |
| [21:54.76] | See what he does? He knows no one' s gonna say all those names. |
| [21:59.40] | They' ll call her Geller. He gets his way. |
| [22:02.13] | My way? You think this is my way? |
| [22:04.50] | Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being.. |
| [22:08.37] | this is not my You know what? This is too hard. |
| [22:12.21] | Knock, knock. How are we? Any nausea? |
| [22:15.11] | A little. Just a little. |
| [22:18.75] | I was wondering about the mothertobe, but thanks for sharing. |
| [22:23.85] | Lie back. You know what? I' m gonna go. |
| [22:27.52] | I don' t think I can be involved in this family thing. |
| [22:42.74] | Oh, my God! Look at that. |
| [22:45.68] | I know. |
| [22:57.55] | Well, isn' t that amazing? |
| [23:03.23] | What are we supposed to be seeing here? |
| [23:06.73] | I don' t know, but I think it' s about to attack the Enterprise. |
| [23:14.67] | If you tilt your head and relax your eyes.. |
| [23:17.81] | it kind of looks like an old potato. |
| [23:21.35] | Then don' t do that, all right? |
| [23:25.68] | Monica, what do you think? |
| [23:31.49] | Are you welling up? No. |
| [23:33.86] | You are. You' re welling up. I' m not. |
| [23:37.36] | You' re gonna be an aunt. Oh, shut up. |
| [23:41.43] | Hi, Mindy. Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [23:45.50] | Yeah, I' m fine. I saw Barry today. |
| [23:49.47] | Yeah, he told me. No, it' s okay. Really, it' s okay. |
| [23:54.41] | I hope you two are very happy. I really do. |
| [23:58.25] | And, Min, you know, if everything works out.. |
| [24:02.09] | and you guys get married and have kids.. |
| [24:06.12] | I hope they have his hairline and your nose! |
| [24:14.30] | That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! |
| [00:48.-3] | We' re in the car, fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake. |
| [00:58.-2] | Or next time you' ll find yourself listening to that album alone. |
| [02:36.-2] | No. Yes, it is. Carol, hi! |
| [03:24.-4] | Well, you know, in here, anyone who.. |
| [06:19.-3] | and we' ll eat ice cream. Okay. It' s a pearshaped diamond |
| [09:48.-2] | Ross, help me with the spaghetti. Yes. |
| [10:08.-4] | This will sound unbelievably selfish.. |
| [10:11.-3] | but did you plan to bring up the baby lesbian thing? |
| [12:19.-4] | Carol' s a lesbian. |
| [12:55.-4] | They know what they do. |
| [20:04.-4] | A month ago, I wanted to hurt you more than I' ve ever wanted to. |
| [00:01.81] | You don' t understand. |
| [00:03.45] | For us, kissing is as important as any part. |
| [00:06.69] | Yeah, right! |
| [00:10.82] | You serious? |
| [00:13.02] | Oh, yeah. |
| [00:14.26] | Everything is in that first kiss. Absolutely. |
| [00:17.90] | For us, kissing' s an opening act.. |
| [00:20.67] | like the comedian you have to sit through.. |
| [00:24.00] | before Pink Floyd comes out. |
| [00:29.31] | And it' s not that we don' t like the comedian. |
| [00:32.78] | It' s just that that' s not why we bought the ticket. |
| [00:39.68] | The problem is, no matter how great the show was.. |
| [00:44.19] | you girls are looking for the comedian again. |
| [00:54.83] | Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. |
| [01:07.38] | Are we still talking about sex? |
| [01:11.15] | The One With the Sonogram at the End |
| [02:01.37] | No, it' s good. It is good. |
| [02:03.50] | It' s just that Doesn' t she seem a little angry? |
| [02:07.34] | Well, she has issues. |
| [02:10.54] | Does she? |
| [02:11.81] | Try to live with " Mr. I' m Evolving." |
| [02:15.61] | He' s out while she' s home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. |
| [02:22.09] | Marsha, see, these are cave people. |
| [02:26.19] | Okay, they have issues like: |
| [02:28.86] | " Gee, that glacier' s getting kind of close." Gee, |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of issues, isn' t that your exwife? |
| [02:38.07] | Okay. Yes, it is. I' ll catch up with you in the Ice Age. |
| [02:42.37] | Can I stay? No. |
| [02:58.76] | Hi. Hi. |
| [03:08.23] | Is this a bad time? No, it' s.. |
| [03:11.20] | the Stone Age. |
| [03:15.64] | You look great. I hate that. |
| [03:20.35] | Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. |
| [03:28.35] | stands erect.. |
| [03:33.02] | What' s new? Still a A lesbian? |
| [03:37.83] | You never know. How' s the family? |
| [03:42.00] | Marty' s still totally paranoid. Carol, why are you here? |
| [03:48.81] | I' m pregnant. Pregnant. |
| [03:59.18] | She didn' t leave in such a hurry after all. |
| [04:02.85] | This is the Three' s Company episode with a misunderstanding. |
| [04:10.40] | Then I' ve already seen this one. |
| [04:14.37] | Are you through with that? |
| [04:16.33] | Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. |
| [04:20.41] | Whose ball of paper is this? |
| [04:22.44] | Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn' t need it. |
| [04:26.54] | So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. |
| [04:31.12] | She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It' s fine. |
| [04:36.62] | I just don' t wanna give them any more ammunition. |
| [04:40.49] | Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child' s pillow. |
| [04:46.36] | Relax, you do this every time. The place looks great. |
| [04:49.90] | You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.. |
| [04:53.61] | to avoid touching. |
| [04:58.61] | Monica? Hi! |
| [05:01.81] | Monica, you' re scaring me. |
| [05:05.62] | I mean, you' re all chaotic and twirly, you know? |
| [05:09.45] | Not in a good way. |
| [05:12.49] | Calm down. You don' t see Ross getting twirly every time they come. |
| [05:18.56] | That' s because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. |
| [05:22.50] | You see, he' s " The Prince." |
| [05:24.60] | They had some big ceremony before I was born. |
| [05:31.71] | What? Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. |
| [05:39.42] | Has anybody seen my engagement ring? It' s beautiful. |
| [05:47.76] | Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! |
| [05:51.20] | No, don' t touch that. |
| [05:55.40] | Like I wasn' t dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back. |
| [06:00.00] | " Hi, Barry, remember me? I' m the girl that stomped on your heart." " |
| [06:05.38] | Now I must return the ring without the ring.. |
| [06:08.81] | which makes it so much harder. |
| [06:12.55] | Easy, we' ll find it. Won' t we? |
| [06:15.72] | Look, it' s gonna be okay. You' ll give it back.. |
| [06:23.23] | Any diamond ring we find, we' ll run it by you. |
| [06:28.67] | When did you have it last? Doy, right before she lost it. |
| [06:35.04] | You don' t get a lot of " doy" these days. |
| [06:39.51] | I know I had it this morning. |
| [06:42.08] | I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with |
| [06:45.52] | Dinah? |
| [06:49.79] | Oh, don' t be mad. You didn' t. |
| [06:53.46] | Oh, I' m sorry. I gave you one job! |
| [06:59.06] | But look how straight those noodles are. |
| [07:02.53] | That' s not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. |
| [07:09.54] | I just can' t do it. |
| [07:12.38] | Boys? We' re going in. |
| [07:24.39] | Hi. |
| [07:27.29] | That is not a happy " hi." Carol' s pregnant. |
| [07:30.90] | I found it! |
| [07:34.63] | What? |
| [07:38.17] | Yeah. |
| [07:40.44] | Do that for two hours, you might be where I am about now. |
| [07:46.04] | That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. |
| [07:51.58] | How do you fit into this whole thing? |
| [07:54.35] | Carol and Susan want me to be involved. |
| [07:57.19] | But if I' m not comfortable with it, I don' t have to be involved. |
| [08:02.09] | It' s totally up to me. She is so great. I miss her. |
| [08:11.54] | What does she mean by " involved"? Your job is done. |
| [08:18.01] | And the most enjoyable. |
| [08:21.68] | Phoebe, say something. |
| [08:23.82] | They want me to go down to this sonogram thing.. |
| [08:27.35] | with them tomorrow. |
| [08:29.19] | Remember when life was simpler.. |
| [08:31.52] | and she was just a lesbian? |
| [08:35.13] | Those were the days. |
| [08:38.03] | What are you gonna do? I have no idea. |
| [08:41.83] | No matter what I do, I' m still gonna be a father. |
| [08:55.55] | This is still ruined, right? |
| [09:03.69] | Martha Lugwin' s daughter is gonna call you. |
| [09:09.89] | What' s that curry taste? Curry. |
| [09:17.84] | I think they' re great. I really do. |
| [09:21.17] | The big Lugwin had a thing for you. |
| [09:24.44] | They all had a thing for him. Oh, Mom. |
| [09:28.21] | Why is this girl going to call me? |
| [09:30.65] | She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food.. |
| [09:36.75] | I told her you have a restaurant |
| [09:39.36] | I don' t have, I work in a restaurant. They don' t have to know that. |
| [09:51.77] | Oh, we' re having spaghetti. That' s easy. |
| [09:56.64] | We were going to have lasagna. |
| [09:58.78] | I love lasagna. We' re not having it. |
| [10:02.71] | Then why bring it up? He latches on. |
| [10:14.93] | It might take the heat off of me. |
| [10:20.57] | That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club. |
| [10:24.47] | They were not playing well. |
| [10:26.77] | I won' t say what they spent.. |
| [10:29.24] | but 40, 000 is a lot for a wedding. |
| [10:34.68] | At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. |
| [10:41.52] | What' s that supposed to mean? Nothing. |
| [10:44.86] | It' s an expression. No, it' s not. |
| [10:48.06] | Don' t listen to her. You' ve always been independent. |
| [10:51.66] | Even when you were a chubby kid.. |
| [10:54.20] | and you had no friends, you were just fine. |
| [10:58.84] | You' d read alone in your room. Your puzzles.. |
| [11:05.71] | People like Ross need to shoot for the stars. |
| [11:09.78] | With his museum and his published papers. |
| [11:12.85] | Others are satisfied with staying where they are. |
| [11:16.45] | These people never get cancer. |
| [11:20.02] | They' re happy with what they have, content.. |
| [11:23.29] | like cows. |
| [11:27.16] | Cows, Dad? |
| [11:29.13] | She knows how much I love cows. |
| [11:34.41] | I read about women trying to have it all, and I thank God.. |
| [11:38.78] | our " Harmonica" doesn' t have that problem. |
| [11:43.31] | I' m telling you, you' ll be fine. Thank you, Daddy. |
| [11:48.92] | Oh, so this does work. |
| [11:55.16] | So, Ross, what' s going on with you? |
| [11:58.90] | Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? |
| [12:07.24] | Look, I realize you guys have been wondering.. |
| [12:10.88] | what exactly happened between Carol and me. |
| [12:14.15] | And so, well, here' s the deal. |
| [12:22.59] | She lives with a woman named Susan. |
| [12:26.79] | She' s pregnant with my child. |
| [12:30.49] | She and Susan are going to raise the baby. |
| [12:37.60] | And you knew about this? |
| [12:47.31] | Folks are really that bad? |
| [12:50.15] | Well, you know, these people are pros. |
| [12:56.65] | They take their time. They get the job done. |
| [13:02.29] | They say that you can' t change your parents. |
| [13:05.70] | Boy, if you could, I' d want yours. |
| [13:10.63] | Must pee. |
| [13:13.34] | It' s worse when you' re twins. |
| [13:15.44] | You' re a twin? We don' t speak. |
| [13:17.64] | She' s this highpowered, driven, careertype. |
| [13:20.85] | What does she do? She' s a waitress. |
| [13:25.02] | Identical? People say we look alike. |
| [13:27.79] | But I don' t see it. |
| [13:30.22] | You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now. |
| [13:33.49] | Chandler, as an only child, you don' t have this. |
| [13:36.59] | No, although I did have an imaginary friend.. |
| [13:40.20] | who my parents preferred. |
| [13:44.24] | Hit the lights, please. |
| [13:53.54] | How long was I in there? |
| [13:56.41] | I' m just cleaning up. Oh, you need any help? |
| [14:02.75] | Okay, sure. Thanks. |
| [14:10.00] | Anyway.. |
| [14:12.13] | So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? |
| [14:15.83] | A little. |
| [14:19.04] | A lot. |
| [14:21.64] | So, got any advice? |
| [14:24.38] | You know, as someone who' s recently been dumped. |
| [14:28.71] | You may wanna steer clear of the word " dumped." |
| [14:33.62] | Chances are he' s gonna be this broken shell of a man. |
| [14:38.06] | You should try not to look too terrific. I know it' ll be hard. |
| [14:45.56] | Or I' ll go down there, and I' ll give Barry back his ring. |
| [14:50.17] | And you can go with Carol and Susan to the obgyn. |
| [14:56.67] | You' ve got Carol tomorrow. |
| [15:00.01] | When did it get so complicated? Got me. |
| [15:04.42] | Remember being in high school? Yeah. |
| [15:07.25] | Didn' t you think you' d meet someone.. |
| [15:10.02] | fall in love, and that' d be it? |
| [15:17.46] | Ross? Yes. Yes. |
| [15:22.30] | Man, I never thought I' d be here. |
| [15:32.64] | Me neither. |
| [15:51.53] | Sorry I' m late. I got stuck at work. |
| [15:54.06] | There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway.. |
| [15:58.34] | Hi. |
| [16:00.60] | You remember Susan. How could I forget? |
| [16:05.21] | Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake. |
| [16:09.91] | So, we' re just waiting for? |
| [16:12.92] | Dr. Oberman. And is he? |
| [16:15.45] | She. Of course," she." |
| [16:19.12] | Is she familiar with our special situation? |
| [16:23.39] | Yes, and she' s very supportive. Okay, that' s great. |
| [16:29.03] | No, I' m Oh. |
| [16:31.67] | Thanks. |
| [16:53.19] | That opens my cervix. |
| [17:01.67] | Barry? Come on in. |
| [17:04.54] | Are you sure? It' s fine. |
| [17:06.74] | Robbie' s gonna be here for hours. |
| [17:12.64] | So, how are you doing? |
| [17:15.55] | I' m.. |
| [17:17.85] | I' m okay. |
| [17:20.55] | You look great. Yeah, well. |
| [17:23.92] | Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan' s gagging. |
| [17:26.62] | Be right there. Be back in a second. |
| [17:34.73] | I dumped him. |
| [17:54.79] | So, how' s this all gonna work? |
| [17:58.19] | The baby grows in a special place inside |
| [18:01.23] | Thank you. |
| [18:02.49] | I mean, how' s this gonna work, you know, with us? |
| [18:07.00] | When important decisions have to be made? |
| [18:10.33] | Give me a " for instance." Well, I don' t know. |
| [18:13.84] | How about with the baby' s name? Marlon. |
| [18:17.47] | If it' s a boy. Minnie, if it' s a girl. |
| [18:22.18] | As in " Mouse"? |
| [18:25.32] | As in my grandmother. |
| [18:27.52] | Still, you say " Minnie," you hear " Mouse." |
| [18:32.66] | How about..? |
| [18:34.86] | How about Julia? |
| [18:37.13] | Julia. We agreed on Minnie. |
| [18:39.90] | We agreed we' d spend our lives together. |
| [18:42.80] | Things change. Roll with the punches. |
| [18:46.20] | I believe Julia' s on the table? |
| [18:51.14] | Sorry about that. |
| [18:55.71] | So, what have you been up to? |
| [18:58.48] | Oh, not much. |
| [19:01.55] | I got a job. That' s great. |
| [19:05.39] | Why are you so tan? |
| [19:09.89] | I went to Aruba. |
| [19:12.06] | Oh, no. You went on our honeymoon alone? |
| [19:15.10] | No. |
| [19:19.67] | I went with.. |
| [19:22.84] | Now, this may hurt. Me? |
| [19:24.78] | No. |
| [19:28.81] | I went with Mindy. |
| [19:30.65] | Mindy? |
| [19:32.85] | My maid of honor, Mindy? |
| [19:34.72] | Yeah, we' re kind of a thing now. |
| [19:42.09] | You got plugs! |
| [19:44.13] | Careful. They haven' t quite taken yet. |
| [19:47.40] | And you got lenses. |
| [19:50.03] | You hate sticking your finger in your eye. |
| [19:53.17] | Not for her. |
| [19:58.51] | Listen, I really wanted to thank you. |
| [20:01.65] | Okay. |
| [20:09.00] | And I' m an orthodontist. |
| [20:12.89] | You know, you were right. I thought we were happy. |
| [20:16.66] | We weren' t happy. |
| [20:19.30] | But with Mindy.. |
| [20:22.00] | now I' m happy. |
| [20:25.07] | Spit. What? |
| [20:26.54] | Me. |
| [20:30.51] | Anyway.. |
| [20:33.14] | I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy. |
| [20:38.42] | Like she' d settle for that. |
| [20:45.00] | Yeah, that' s true. |
| [20:47.42] | But I think it' s a nice ring.. |
| [20:51.33] | and thank you for giving it to me. |
| [20:56.00] | Thank you for giving it back. |
| [21:00.70] | Hello! |
| [21:05.78] | Please, what' s wrong with Helen? Helen Geller? |
| [21:10.55] | I don' t think so. It' s not gonna be Helen Geller. |
| [21:14.25] | Thank you. No, I mean, it' s not Geller. |
| [21:18.39] | It' ll be Helen Willick? |
| [21:20.39] | No, actually, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. |
| [21:26.90] | Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? |
| [21:29.83] | It' s my baby too. |
| [21:31.40] | Really? I don' t remember you making any sperm. |
| [21:37.34] | And we all know what a challenge that is. |
| [21:40.74] | You two, stop it. She gets a credit. I' m in there too. |
| [21:44.75] | Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse. |
| [21:50.72] | Of course not. I' m suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. |
| [21:54.76] | See what he does? He knows no one' s gonna say all those names. |
| [21:59.40] | They' ll call her Geller. He gets his way. |
| [22:02.13] | My way? You think this is my way? |
| [22:04.50] | Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being.. |
| [22:08.37] | this is not my You know what? This is too hard. |
| [22:12.21] | Knock, knock. How are we? Any nausea? |
| [22:15.11] | A little. Just a little. |
| [22:18.75] | I was wondering about the mothertobe, but thanks for sharing. |
| [22:23.85] | Lie back. You know what? I' m gonna go. |
| [22:27.52] | I don' t think I can be involved in this family thing. |
| [22:42.74] | Oh, my God! Look at that. |
| [22:45.68] | I know. |
| [22:57.55] | Well, isn' t that amazing? |
| [23:03.23] | What are we supposed to be seeing here? |
| [23:06.73] | I don' t know, but I think it' s about to attack the Enterprise. |
| [23:14.67] | If you tilt your head and relax your eyes.. |
| [23:17.81] | it kind of looks like an old potato. |
| [23:21.35] | Then don' t do that, all right? |
| [23:25.68] | Monica, what do you think? |
| [23:31.49] | Are you welling up? No. |
| [23:33.86] | You are. You' re welling up. I' m not. |
| [23:37.36] | You' re gonna be an aunt. Oh, shut up. |
| [23:41.43] | Hi, Mindy. Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [23:45.50] | Yeah, I' m fine. I saw Barry today. |
| [23:49.47] | Yeah, he told me. No, it' s okay. Really, it' s okay. |
| [23:54.41] | I hope you two are very happy. I really do. |
| [23:58.25] | And, Min, you know, if everything works out.. |
| [24:02.09] | and you guys get married and have kids.. |
| [24:06.12] | I hope they have his hairline and your nose! |
| [24:14.30] | That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! |
| [00:01.81] | 你们男生不懂亲吻对女生的重要性 |
| [00:03.45] | 对我们而言，亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要 |
| [00:06.69] | 没错 |
| [00:10.82] | 当真? |
| [00:13.02] | 当然 |
| [00:14.26] | 你想了解的一切全在初吻之中 - 没错 |
| [00:17.90] | 对我们而言亲吻就像是开场 |
| [00:20.67] | 就像佛洛伊飞船出场前 |
| [00:24.00] | 你得耐着性子先看完脱口秀 |
| [00:29.31] | 对，我们并非讨厌脱口秀 |
| [00:32.78] | 只是那不是我们买票的原因 |
| [00:39.68] | 问题出在于演唱会结束后 不论表演有多精采 |
| [00:44.19] | 你们女生总还想再看脱口秀 |
| [00:48.-3] | 我们在车上奋力杀出车阵 只是拼命让自己别睡着 |
| [00:54.83] | 是哦?给你一个建议 叫脱口秀主持人再度上场 |
| [00:58.-2] | 否则下次，你们只能坐家里听唱片 |
| [01:07.38] | 我们还在谈论性吗? |
| [01:11.15] | 六人行 第1季 第02集 参加助产训练班 |
| [02:01.37] | 不，这样很好 |
| [02:03.50] | 只是她看起来是不是有点生气吗? |
| [02:07.34] | 她有麻烦事 |
| [02:10.54] | 她有吗? |
| [02:11.81] | 他尝试和“参与者先生”生活在一起 |
| [02:15.61] | 他在外头乱搞女人 而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的味道 |
| [02:22.09] | 玛莎，他们是穴居人 |
| [02:26.19] | 他们关心的问题是 |
| [02:28.86] | 那条冰河愈来愈接近了 |
| [02:32.43] | 谈到麻烦事，那不是你前妻吗? |
| [02:36.-2] | 不，那不是 - 是的，是卡箩，嗨 |
| [02:38.07] | 好吧，是她 我会到冰河期去找你 |
| [02:42.37] | 我可以留在这吗？ - 要我说，不 |
| [02:58.76] | 嗨. - 嗨 |
| [03:08.23] | 我来的时间不对？ - 不，这里是… |
| [03:11.20] | 石器时代 |
| [03:15.64] | 你的气色好极了，我讨厌看到这样 |
| [03:20.35] | 抱歉，谢了！你的气色也很好 |
| [03:24.-4] | 好吧，在这儿任何人 |
| [03:28.35] | 直立行走的人… |
| [03:33.02] | 最近如何? 还是… - 女同志? |
| [03:37.83] | 问问无妨嘛，家庭生活如何? |
| [03:42.00] | 玛蒂的疑心病还是很重 - 卡萝，为什么来这儿? |
| [03:48.81] | 我怀孕了 - 怀孕 |
| [03:59.18] | 她似乎不急着离开 |
| [04:02.85] | 这是“斯瑞家族公司”，他们有误会的那集 |
| [04:10.40] | 我看过这一集 |
| [04:14.37] | 喝完没? |
| [04:16.33] | 抱歉，吞下去的时间太慢 |
| [04:20.41] | 这是谁的小纸团? |
| [04:22.44] | 我的，我写给自己一张便条 后来觉得自己不需要 |
| [04:26.54] | 于是将它揉成纸团 现在我不想活了 |
| [04:31.12] | 她已经拍松过那个枕头. 摩妮卡，你已经拍过了枕头了? |
| [04:36.62] | 我只是不想让他们有藉题发挥的机会 |
| [04:40.49] | 我们都知道父母对枕头平的孩子有多凶 |
| [04:46.36] | 放松一下，你每次都这样 这里看起来已经很棒了 |
| [04:49.90] | 你这里有意大利烤面 这看起来好极了 |
| [04:53.61] | 还不许碰 |
| [04:58.61] | 摩妮卡？嗨！ |
| [05:01.81] | 摩妮卡…你吓到我了 |
| [05:05.62] | 我是说，你现在这样子慌慌张张的 |
| [05:09.45] | 显得不是很好 |
| [05:12.49] | 安心吧.你们没看过每次他们来时 罗斯慌张的模样 |
| [05:18.56] | 因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错 |
| [05:22.50] | 他是个王子 |
| [05:24.60] | 显然,他们在我出生前有个大型仪式 |
| [05:31.71] | 什么? - 丑陋裸男有个“美腿器” |
| [05:39.42] | 有人看见我的订婚戒指吗? - 有，很漂亮 |
| [05:47.76] | 天啊! 天啊! 天啊! 糟了·，． |
| [05:51.20] | 嘿,不要动它们 |
| [05:55.40] | 明天就要还他戒指 我似乎还不够担心 |
| [06:00.00] | 巴瑞，记得我吗?我是那个穿白纱 让你在亲友面前出糗的人” |
| [06:05.38] | 天啊，如今我必须还他戒指 偏偏戒指不见了 |
| [06:08.81] | 叫我如何面对他 |
| [06:12.55] | 别急，我们会找到的，对不? |
| [06:15.72] | 一切都会好的，我们会把它找回来的 |
| [06:19.-3] | 而且我们会吃很多冰淇淋 - 好吧，是一个珍珠型的钻石 |
| [06:23.23] | 不管我们找到什么样的钻石戒指都会给你的 |
| [06:28.67] | 最後一次戴是在什么时候? - “孩子”，大概是在遗失之前 |
| [06:35.04] | 这年头说“孩子”的人不多 |
| [06:39.51] | 我今天早上还戴它 |
| [06:42.08] | 我在厨房戴着做… |
| [06:45.52] | 面条? |
| [06:49.79] | 别生气 - 你不会 |
| [06:53.46] | 对不起 - 我就让你做了这么一件事情 |
| [06:59.06] | 你看面条现在变得多直 |
| [07:02.53] | 摩妮卡，在千层面中找订婚戒指不是那样找的 |
| [07:09.54] | 我办不到 |
| [07:12.38] | 我们很高兴做 |
| [07:24.39] | 嗨. 各位 |
| [07:27.29] | 这可不是开心的“嗨” - 卡萝怀孕了 |
| [07:30.90] | 我找到了 |
| [07:34.63] | 什,什,什么? |
| [07:38.17] | 是的 |
| [07:40.44] | 你再持续两小时,就会变成我这样 |
| [07:46.04] | 如此一来,枕头的事就可先揽在一旁? |
| [07:51.58] | 你现在要怎么办? |
| [07:54.35] | 卡萝说她和苏珊想让我加人 |
| [07:57.19] | 但是对这件事我不太感到舒服, 我不想卷进去 |
| [08:02.09] | 一切由我做决定 - 她人好好，我真想念她 |
| [08:11.54] | 她所谓的“加入”代表什么? - 你的阶段性任务已经结束了 |
| [08:18.01] | 也是最有意思的阶段哦 |
| [08:21.68] | 菲比，说点什么 |
| [08:23.82] | 她们要我去做超音波检查 |
| [08:27.35] | 明天和她们两个一起 |
| [08:29.19] | 记得当生活变得简单了… |
| [08:31.52] | 她也不过是个女同性恋了 |
| [08:35.13] | 这就是生活啊 |
| [08:38.03] | 你打算怎么做? - 我也不知道 |
| [08:41.83] | 不管我怎么做,我还是孩子的爹 |
| [08:55.55] | 面还是被搅乱了，不是吗? |
| [09:03.69] | 玛莎路金的女儿会打电话给你 |
| [09:09.89] | 怎么会有咖哩味? - 因为有放咖哩? |
| [09:17.84] | 这东西很好吃，真的 |
| [09:21.17] | 你还记得路金一家人吧? 老路金很惦记你 |
| [09:24.44] | 他们一家都很惦记你. - 不要这样,妈妈 |
| [09:28.21] | 抱歉，她为何要打电话给我? |
| [09:30.65] | 她刚毕业,想找份烹饪的工作吧 |
| [09:36.75] | 我告诉她你开了一家餐馆 |
| [09:39.36] | 不，妈，我没开餐馆,不过是在餐馆工作 - 他们不需要知道 |
| [09:48.-2] | 罗斯，能帮我做意大利面吗? - 好的 |
| [09:51.77] | 我们吃意大利面呀?太简单了 |
| [09:56.64] | 我们要吃意大利面了啊 |
| [09:58.78] | 我喜欢意大利面 - 不过我们没有意大利面 |
| [10:02.71] | 那为什么要提到这个呢？这下他就来劲了啊 |
| [10:08.-4] | 我知道这样要求过于自私 |
| [10:11.-3] | 你能不能和他们说一下 小孩/女同性恋之类的事? |
| [10:14.93] | 因为这样可以让我喘口气 |
| [10:20.57] | 那个瑞秋…我们在俱乐部碰到了她父母 |
| [10:24.47] | 他们很不开心 |
| [10:26.77] | 我不想讲他们为此婚礼花了些什么 |
| [10:29.24] | 但是4万块不是个小数目? |
| [10:34.68] | 至少她有机会把一个男人留在教堂里的圣坛 |
| [10:41.52] | 什么意思? - 没什么 |
| [10:44.86] | 随便说说而已 - 不，不是的 |
| [10:48.06] | 别听你妈乱讲话,你一直都很独立 |
| [10:51.66] | 就连你小时候胖嘟嘟的 |
| [10:54.20] | 一个朋友也没有的时候，你还是活得好好的 |
| [10:58.84] | 你会待在你房里看书…玩拼图 |
| [11:05.71] | 而像罗斯这种人则追求卓越 |
| [11:09.78] | 博物馆，出版论文… |
| [11:12.85] | 其他人则安於现状 |
| [11:16.45] | 告诉你，这种人不会得癌症 |
| [11:20.02] | 他们对拥有的一切都很开心 |
| [11:23.29] | 就像奶牛一样 |
| [11:27.16] | 奶牛，爸爸？ |
| [11:29.13] | 她知道我有多喜欢奶牛 |
| [11:34.41] | 我还知道这些女人想拥有一切，幸好 |
| [11:38.78] | 我们家的小摩妮卡…没有这种问题 |
| [11:43.31] | 我跟你说，你很不错 - 谢谢，老爸 |
| [11:48.92] | 天哦，这个居然还能用 |
| [11:55.16] | 罗斯，最近你怎么样？ |
| [11:58.90] | 最近有什么新闻八卦之类可以和老爸老妈分享的 |
| [12:07.24] | 好吧,我知道你们想了解 |
| [12:10.88] | 我和卡萝之间倒底怎么了 |
| [12:14.15] | 事情是这样的 |
| [12:19.-4] | 卡萝是个女同志 |
| [12:22.59] | 她和一个名字苏珊的女人同居 |
| [12:26.79] | 她怀了我的孩子 |
| [12:30.49] | 并打算和苏珊共同扶养他 |
| [12:37.60] | 这些你全都知道? |
| [12:47.31] | 你的状况真的很糟糕吗? |
| [12:50.15] | 你要知道这些人十分专业 |
| [12:55.-4] | 他们知道他们要做什么 |
| [12:56.65] | 他们会躲在那里,再来个突然袭击 |
| [13:02.29] | 常言道：父母是无法交换的 |
| [13:05.70] | 如果可以，我要你…的父母 |
| [13:10.63] | 我要去尿尿了 |
| [13:13.34] | 如果你是双胞胎，情况会更惨 |
| [13:15.44] | 你是双胞胎? -对，我们不往来 |
| [13:17.64] | 她是一心追求事业的人 |
| [13:20.85] | 她从事什么工作? -服务生 |
| [13:25.02] | 你们俩长的一样吗？ - 大家都说我俩长的很像 |
| [13:27.79] | 但我不这么认为 |
| [13:30.22] | 各位，我得打扫了 |
| [13:33.49] | 钱德，你是独子?你没有这些困扰? |
| [13:36.59] | 没有，尽管我有个想像中的朋友 |
| [13:40.20] | 而我爸妈比较喜欢他 |
| [13:44.24] | 帮我关灯 |
| [13:53.54] | 我在里面多久了? |
| [13:56.41] | 我只是在打扫 - 需要帮忙吗? |
| [14:02.75] | 好呀，谢了 |
| [14:10.00] | 总之. |
| [14:12.13] | 明天要见巴瑞，紧张吗? |
| [14:15.83] | 有一点 |
| [14:19.04] | 很紧张 |
| [14:21.64] | 有什么建议吗? |
| [14:24.38] | 就一个最近刚被甩的人而言 |
| [14:28.71] | 你应该避免用“甩”这个字眼 |
| [14:33.62] | 更不巧的是现在他可能痛不欲生 |
| [14:38.06] | 因此你不该显得艳光照人,我知道这一点很难做到 |
| [14:45.56] | 这样吧，我拿戒指还巴瑞 |
| [14:50.17] | 你陪卡萝及苏珊去做检查 |
| [14:56.67] | 你明天得见卡萝 |
| [15:00.01] | 此事何时变得这么复杂? - 你可问倒我了 |
| [15:04.42] | 还记得我们在高中时代吗? -记得 |
| [15:07.25] | 你没想过自己会遇见心上人 |
| [15:10.02] | 恋爱,然後厮守终生吗? |
| [15:17.46] | 罗斯? - 在.在 |
| [15:22.30] | 没想到自己会沦落到这个地步 |
| [15:32.64] | 我也是 |
| [15:51.53] | 抱歉，我迟到了,我忙得无法脱身于 |
| [15:54.06] | 那些大的恐龙之类的事情 |
| [15:58.34] | 嗨 |
| [16:00.60] | 罗斯，记得苏珊吗? - 我怎能忘得了? |
| [16:05.21] | 你好，苏珊，她的手好有力啊… |
| [16:09.91] | 那么我们在等… |
| [16:12.92] | 欧伯曼大夫 - 他…？ |
| [16:15.45] | 是“她” - 当然是…她 |
| [16:19.12] | 她了解我们的特殊状况? |
| [16:23.39] | 了解，而且她非常支持 - 这太好了 |
| [16:29.03] | 不,我只是 |
| [16:31.67] | 谢了 |
| [16:53.19] | 罗斯，那是用来打开我的子宫颈的 |
| [17:01.67] | 巴瑞 - 进来吧 |
| [17:04.54] | 进来吧 - 没问题? |
| [17:06.74] | 罗此得待在这儿好几个小时 |
| [17:12.64] | 最近好吗? |
| [17:15.55] | 我… |
| [17:17.85] | 我很好 |
| [17:20.55] | 你的气色好极了 - 是的 |
| [17:23.92] | 法大夫，杰森快没气了 |
| [17:26.62] | 马上到,我马上回来 |
| [17:34.73] | 我甩了他 |
| [17:54.79] | 我们该如何处理此事? |
| [17:58.19] | 婴儿在母亲身体中一个特殊的部位生长 |
| [18:01.23] | 谢谢 |
| [18:02.49] | 我说，我们该如何处理此事?,你知道的… |
| [18:07.00] | 比方说某些重大的决定 |
| [18:10.33] | 举个例子 - 我也说不上来 |
| [18:13.84] | 比方说孩子的名字 - 马龙 |
| [18:17.47] | 如果是个男孩马龙,如果是个女孩就叫米妮 |
| [18:22.18] | 和米老鼠的女友同名? |
| [18:25.32] | 和我奶奶同名 |
| [18:27.52] | 不管怎样,听到这个还是想到老鼠 |
| [18:32.66] | 这个怎么样…？ |
| [18:34.86] | 朱莉亚？ |
| [18:37.13] | 朱莉亚 - 我们决定用米妮 |
| [18:39.90] | 真幽默，我们曾决定共同生活一辈子 |
| [18:42.80] | 世事难料，兵来将挡 |
| [18:46.20] | 朱莉亚，就这么决定 |
| [18:51.14] | 抱歉 |
| [18:55.71] | 近来可好? |
| [18:58.48] | 混得过去 |
| [19:01.55] | 我刚找到工作 - 这太好了 |
| [19:05.39] | 你为何晒得这么黑? |
| [19:09.89] | 我到阿鲁巴了 |
| [19:12.06] | 你自己一个去渡蜜月? |
| [19:15.10] | 不是的 |
| [19:19.67] | 我和… |
| [19:22.84] | 你也许会很不好受 - 我? |
| [19:24.78] | 不 |
| [19:28.81] | 我和明蒂去了 |
| [19:30.65] | 明蒂? |
| [19:32.85] | 我的伴娘明蒂? |
| [19:34.72] | 对，我们是认真的 |
| [19:42.09] | 你去做植发了? |
| [19:44.13] | 小心，还不固定 |
| [19:47.40] | 你还配了隐形眼镜? |
| [19:50.03] | 你不是讨厌将手指放进眼镜吗? |
| [19:53.17] | 还不是为了她 |
| [19:58.51] | 我真的得感谢你 |
| [20:01.65] | 好 |
| [20:04.-4] | 一个月前我想伤害你,我从未如此激动过 |
| [20:09.00] | 我是个整牙医师 |
| [20:12.89] | 你说得没错,我以为我们会过得很快乐 |
| [20:16.66] | 我们不快乐 |
| [20:19.30] | 但是和明蒂在一起 |
| [20:22.00] | 现在我很快乐 |
| [20:25.07] | 吐掉 -什么? |
| [20:26.54] | 是和我说 |
| [20:30.51] | 总之 |
| [20:33.14] | 这东西属於你的,或许以后是明蒂的 |
| [20:38.42] | 好像她现在已经开始为这个做准备了 |
| [20:45.00] | 是的，看来是真的 |
| [20:47.42] | 我觉得这是一个不错的戒指 |
| [20:51.33] | 谢谢你送我 |
| [20:56.00] | 谢谢你送还给我 |
| [21:00.70] | 你好! |
| [21:05.78] | 拜托，海伦有什么不好? - 海伦盖勒? |
| [21:10.55] | 不行 - 她不会叫海伦盖勒的 |
| [21:14.25] | 谢谢 - 不，我是说她不姓盖勒 |
| [21:18.39] | 难道她叫海伦威利克 |
| [21:20.39] | 老实说,我们考虑用海伦威利克班奇 |
| [21:26.90] | 等等，为何有她的份? |
| [21:29.83] | 因为她也是我的宝宝 |
| [21:31.40] | 真的?我不记得女人也会制造精子 |
| [21:37.34] | 我们都知道那是个极大的挑战 |
| [21:40.74] | 够了，你们两个，别吵了 - 不，功劳全让她抢了,我也在场 |
| [21:44.75] | 你该不会想用海伦威利克班奇盖勒吧? 因为这有虐待儿童之嫌 |
| [21:50.72] | 当然没有,我想用盖勒威利克班奇 |
| [21:54.76] | 绝对不行,你看他,没人会叫她全名的 |
| [21:59.40] | 他知道别人只会叫她盖勒 这样他就得逞了 |
| [22:02.13] | 我得逞?你认为这样算我得逞? |
| [22:04.50] | 相信我，我没想到自己会沦落到这种地步 |
| [22:08.37] | 我是不得已的…这很辛苦的 |
| [22:12.21] | 有人在吗? 今天如何，想呕吐吗? |
| [22:15.11] | 一点点 - 只是一点点 |
| [22:18.75] | 我只是问准妈妈,很感谢你们的分享 |
| [22:23.85] | 躺好 - 知道吗?我不加入 |
| [22:27.52] | 我认为此时自己无法淌入这浑水 |
| [22:42.74] | 我的天呀 - 快看啊 |
| [22:45.68] | 我知道 |
| [22:57.55] | 很神奇吧 |
| [23:03.23] | 我们该看什么? |
| [23:06.73] | 我不知道，可能是攻击企业号(星舰迷航记) |
| [23:14.67] | 如果你们把头稍微向左偏，两眼放轻松 |
| [23:17.81] | 它样子就像是一个颗老马铃薯 |
| [23:21.35] | 那么就不要那么干 |
| [23:25.68] | 摩妮卡，你认为呢? |
| [23:31.49] | 你热泪盈眶 - 才没有 |
| [23:33.86] | 我只是… - 你有，你热泪盈眶 |
| [23:37.36] | 你就要成为阿姨了 - 闭嘴 |
| [23:41.43] | 明蒂，我是瑞秋 |
| [23:45.50] | 我很好，我今天和巴瑞见面了 |
| [23:49.47] | 对，他告诉我了 不，没关系，真的 |
| [23:54.41] | 我祝福你们幸福快乐,真心诚意的 |
| [23:58.25] | 如果一切顺利 |
| [24:02.09] | 你们结婚生子 |
| [24:06.12] | 希望他们有他的发线和你的鼻子 |
| [24:14.30] | 我知道这招很贱，但我感觉好棒 |
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