| 歌曲 | Friends S01E02 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:48.-3] | We're in the car,fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake. |
| [00:58.-2] | Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone. |
| [02:36.-2] | - No. - Yes,it is. Carol,hi! |
| [03:24.-4] | Well,you know, in here,anyone who.. |
| [06:19.-3] | - and we'll eat ice cream. - Okay. It's a pear-shaped diamond - |
| [09:48.-2] | - Ross,help me with the spaghetti. - Yes. |
| [10:08.-4] | This will sound unbelievably selfish.. |
| [10:11.-3] | but did you plan to bring up the baby/lesbian thing? |
| [12:19.-4] | Carol's a lesbian. |
| [12:55.-4] | They know what they do. |
| [20:04.-4] | A month ago,I wanted to hurt you more than I've ever wanted to. |
| [00:01.81] | You don't understand. |
| [00:03.45] | For us,kissing is as important as any part. |
| [00:06.69] | Yeah,right! |
| [00:10.82] | You serious? |
| [00:13.02] | Oh,yeah. |
| [00:14.26] | - Everything is in that first kiss. - Absolutely. - |
| [00:17.90] | For us,kissing's an opening act.. |
| [00:20.67] | like the comedian you have to sit through.. |
| [00:24.00] | before Pink Floyd comes out. |
| [00:29.31] | And it's not that we don't like the comedian. |
| [00:32.78] | It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket. |
| [00:39.68] | The problem is,no matter how great the show was.. |
| [00:44.19] | you girls are looking for the comedian again. |
| [00:54.83] | Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. |
| [01:07.38] | Are we still talking about sex? |
| [01:11.15] | The One With the Sonogram at the End |
| [02:01.37] | No,it's good. It is good. |
| [02:03.50] | It's just that Doesn't she seem a little angry? |
| [02:07.34] | Well,she has issues. |
| [02:10.54] | Does she? |
| [02:11.81] | Try to live with "Mr. I'm Evolving." |
| [02:15.61] | He's out while she's home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. |
| [02:22.09] | Marsha,see,these are cave people. |
| [02:26.19] | Okay,they have issues like: |
| [02:28.86] | "Gee,that glacier's getting kind of close." Gee， |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? |
| [02:38.07] | Okay. Yes,it is. I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age. |
| [02:42.37] | - Can I stay? - No. |
| [02:58.76] | - Hi. - Hi. |
| [03:08.23] | - Is this a bad time? - No,it's.. |
| [03:11.20] | the Stone Age. |
| [03:15.64] | You look great. I hate that. |
| [03:20.35] | Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. |
| [03:28.35] | stands erect.. |
| [03:33.02] | - What's new? Still a - A lesbian? |
| [03:37.83] | You never know. How's the family? |
| [03:42.00] | - Marty's still totally paranoid. - Carol,why are you here? - |
| [03:48.81] | - I'm pregnant. - Pregnant. |
| [03:59.18] | She didn't leave in such a hurry after all. |
| [04:02.85] | This is the Three's Company episode with a misunderstanding. |
| [04:10.40] | Then I've already seen this one. |
| [04:14.37] | Are you through with that? |
| [04:16.33] | Sorry,the swallowing slowed me down. |
| [04:20.41] | Whose ball of paper is this? |
| [04:22.44] | Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. |
| [04:26.54] | So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. |
| [04:31.12] | She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It's fine. |
| [04:36.62] | I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition. |
| [04:40.49] | Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child's pillow. |
| [04:46.36] | Relax,you do this every time. The place looks great. |
| [04:49.90] | You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.. |
| [04:53.61] | to avoid touching. |
| [04:58.61] | Monica? Hi! |
| [05:01.81] | Monica,you're scaring me. |
| [05:05.62] | I mean,you're all chaotic and twirly,you know? |
| [05:09.45] | Not in a good way. |
| [05:12.49] | Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come. |
| [05:18.56] | That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. |
| [05:22.50] | You see,he's "The Prince." |
| [05:24.60] | They had some big ceremony before I was born. |
| [05:31.71] | - What? - Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. |
| [05:39.42] | - Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - It's beautiful. - |
| [05:47.76] | Oh,God! Oh,God! Oh,God! |
| [05:51.20] | No,don't touch that. |
| [05:55.40] | Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough,having to give it back. |
| [06:00.00] | "Hi,Barry,remember me? I'm the girl that stomped on your heart." “ |
| [06:05.38] | Now I must return the ring without the ring.. |
| [06:08.81] | which makes it so much harder. |
| [06:12.55] | Easy,we'll find it. Won't we? |
| [06:15.72] | Look,it's gonna be okay. You'll give it back.. |
| [06:23.23] | Any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you. |
| [06:28.67] | - When did you have it last? - Doy,right before she lost it. - |
| [06:35.04] | You don't get a lot of "doy" these days. |
| [06:39.51] | I know I had it this morning. |
| [06:42.08] | I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with |
| [06:45.52] | Dinah? |
| [06:49.79] | - Oh,don't be mad. - You didn't. |
| [06:53.46] | - Oh,I'm sorry. - I gave you one job! - |
| [06:59.06] | But look how straight those noodles are. |
| [07:02.53] | That's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. |
| [07:09.54] | I just can't do it. |
| [07:12.38] | Boys? We're going in. |
| [07:24.39] | Hi. |
| [07:27.29] | - That is not a happy "hi." - Carol's pregnant. - |
| [07:30.90] | I found it! |
| [07:34.63] | What? |
| [07:38.17] | Yeah. |
| [07:40.44] | Do that for two hours,you might be where I am about now. |
| [07:46.04] | That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. |
| [07:51.58] | How do you fit into this whole thing? |
| [07:54.35] | Carol and Susan want me to be involved. |
| [07:57.19] | But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. |
| [08:02.09] | - It's totally up to me. - She is so great. I miss her. - |
| [08:11.54] | - What does she mean by "involved"? - Your job is done. - |
| [08:18.01] | And the most enjoyable. |
| [08:21.68] | Phoebe,say something. |
| [08:23.82] | They want me to go down to this sonogram thing.. |
| [08:27.35] | with them tomorrow. |
| [08:29.19] | Remember when life was simpler.. |
| [08:31.52] | and she was just a lesbian? |
| [08:35.13] | Those were the days. |
| [08:38.03] | - What are you gonna do? - I have no idea. |
| [08:41.83] | No matter what I do, I'm still gonna be a father. |
| [08:55.55] | This is still ruined,right? |
| [09:03.69] | Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you. |
| [09:09.89] | - What's that curry taste? - Curry. |
| [09:17.84] | I think they're great. I really do. |
| [09:21.17] | The big Lugwin had a thing for you. |
| [09:24.44] | - They all had a thing for him. - Oh,Mom. - |
| [09:28.21] | Why is this girl going to call me? |
| [09:30.65] | She just graduated,and she wants to be something in cooking or food.. |
| [09:36.75] | I told her you have a restaurant |
| [09:39.36] | - I don't have,I work in a restaurant. - They don't have to know that. - |
| [09:51.77] | Oh,we're having spaghetti. That's easy. |
| [09:56.64] | We were going to have lasagna. |
| [09:58.78] | - I love lasagna. - We're not having it. - |
| [10:02.71] | Then why bring it up? He latches on. |
| [10:14.93] | It might take the heat off of me. |
| [10:20.57] | That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club. |
| [10:24.47] | They were not playing well. |
| [10:26.77] | I won't say what they spent.. |
| [10:29.24] | but $40,000 is a lot for a wedding. |
| [10:34.68] | At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. |
| [10:41.52] | - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. |
| [10:44.86] | - It's an expression. - No,it's not. |
| [10:48.06] | Don't listen to her. You've always been independent. |
| [10:51.66] | Even when you were a chubby kid.. |
| [10:54.20] | and you had no friends, you were just fine. |
| [10:58.84] | You'd read alone in your room. Your puzzles.. |
| [11:05.71] | People like Ross need to shoot for the stars. |
| [11:09.78] | With his museum and his published papers. |
| [11:12.85] | Others are satisfied with staying where they are. |
| [11:16.45] | These people never get cancer. |
| [11:20.02] | They're happy with what they have,content.. |
| [11:23.29] | like cows. |
| [11:27.16] | Cows,Dad? |
| [11:29.13] | She knows how much I love cows. |
| [11:34.41] | I read about women trying to have it all,and I thank God.. |
| [11:38.78] | our "Harmonica" doesn't have that problem. |
| [11:43.31] | - I'm telling you,you'll be fine. - Thank you,Daddy. |
| [11:48.92] | Oh,so this does work. |
| [11:55.16] | So,Ross,what's going on with you? |
| [11:58.90] | Any stories? No news,no little anecdotes to share with the folks? |
| [12:07.24] | Look,I realize you guys have been wondering.. |
| [12:10.88] | what exactly happened between Carol and me. |
| [12:14.15] | And so,well,here's the deal. |
| [12:22.59] | She lives with a woman named Susan. |
| [12:26.79] | She's pregnant with my child. |
| [12:30.49] | She and Susan are going to raise the baby. |
| [12:37.60] | And you knew about this? |
| [12:47.31] | Folks are really that bad? |
| [12:50.15] | Well,you know,these people are pros. |
| [12:56.65] | They take their time. They get the job done. |
| [13:02.29] | They say that you can't change your parents. |
| [13:05.70] | Boy,if you could,I'd want yours. |
| [13:10.63] | Must pee. |
| [13:13.34] | It's worse when you're twins. |
| [13:15.44] | - You're a twin? - We don't speak. |
| [13:17.64] | She's this high-powered, driven,career-type. |
| [13:20.85] | - What does she do? - She's a waitress. - |
| [13:25.02] | - Identical? - People say we look alike. - |
| [13:27.79] | But I don't see it. |
| [13:30.22] | You guys,I kind of gotta clean up now. |
| [13:33.49] | Chandler,as an only child, you don't have this. |
| [13:36.59] | No,although I did have an imaginary friend.. |
| [13:40.20] | who my parents preferred. |
| [13:44.24] | Hit the lights,please. |
| [13:53.54] | How long was I in there? |
| [13:56.41] | - I'm just cleaning up. - Oh,you need any help? |
| [14:02.75] | Okay,sure. Thanks. |
| [14:10.00] | Anyway.. |
| [14:12.13] | So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? |
| [14:15.83] | A little. |
| [14:19.04] | A lot. |
| [14:21.64] | So,got any advice? |
| [14:24.38] | You know,as someone who's recently been dumped. |
| [14:28.71] | You may wanna steer clear of the word "dumped." |
| [14:33.62] | Chances are he's gonna be this broken shell of a man. |
| [14:38.06] | You should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. |
| [14:45.56] | Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. |
| [14:50.17] | And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn. |
| [14:56.67] | You've got Carol tomorrow. |
| [15:00.01] | - When did it get so complicated? - Got me. - |
| [15:04.42] | - Remember being in high school? - Yeah. - |
| [15:07.25] | Didn't you think you'd meet someone.. |
| [15:10.02] | fall in love,and that'd be it? |
| [15:17.46] | - Ross? - Yes. Yes. |
| [15:22.30] | Man,I never thought I'd be here. |
| [15:32.64] | Me neither. |
| [15:51.53] | Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. |
| [15:54.06] | There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway.. |
| [15:58.34] | Hi. |
| [16:00.60] | - You remember Susan. - How could I forget? - |
| [16:05.21] | Hello,Susan. Good shake,good shake. |
| [16:09.91] | So,we're just waiting for? |
| [16:12.92] | - Dr. Oberman. - And is he? - |
| [16:15.45] | - She. - Of course,"she." |
| [16:19.12] | Is she familiar with our special situation? |
| [16:23.39] | - Yes,and she's very supportive. - Okay,that's great. - |
| [16:29.03] | No,I'm Oh. |
| [16:31.67] | Thanks. |
| [16:53.19] | That opens my cervix. |
| [17:01.67] | - Barry? - Come on in. |
| [17:04.54] | - Are you sure? - It's fine. |
| [17:06.74] | Robbie's gonna be here for hours. |
| [17:12.64] | So,how are you doing? |
| [17:15.55] | I'm.. |
| [17:17.85] | I'm okay. |
| [17:20.55] | - You look great. - Yeah,well. |
| [17:23.92] | Dr. Farber,Jason Greenspan's gagging. |
| [17:26.62] | Be right there. Be back in a second. |
| [17:34.73] | I dumped him. |
| [17:54.79] | So,how's this all gonna work? |
| [17:58.19] | The baby grows in a special place inside |
| [18:01.23] | Thank you. |
| [18:02.49] | I mean,how's this gonna work, you know,with us? |
| [18:07.00] | When important decisions have to be made? |
| [18:10.33] | - Give me a "for instance." - Well,I don't know. - |
| [18:13.84] | - How about with the baby's name? - Marlon. - |
| [18:17.47] | If it's a boy. Minnie,if it's a girl. |
| [18:22.18] | As in "Mouse"? |
| [18:25.32] | As in my grandmother. |
| [18:27.52] | Still,you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse." |
| [18:32.66] | How about..? |
| [18:34.86] | How about Julia? |
| [18:37.13] | - Julia. - We agreed on Minnie. - |
| [18:39.90] | We agreed we'd spend our lives together. |
| [18:42.80] | Things change. Roll with the punches. |
| [18:46.20] | I believe Julia's on the table? |
| [18:51.14] | Sorry about that. |
| [18:55.71] | So,what have you been up to? |
| [18:58.48] | Oh,not much. |
| [19:01.55] | - I got a job. - That's great. - |
| [19:05.39] | Why are you so tan? |
| [19:09.89] | I went to Aruba. |
| [19:12.06] | Oh,no. You went on our honeymoon alone? |
| [19:15.10] | No. |
| [19:19.67] | I went with.. |
| [19:22.84] | - Now,this may hurt. - Me? |
| [19:24.78] | No. |
| [19:28.81] | I went with Mindy. |
| [19:30.65] | Mindy? |
| [19:32.85] | My maid of honor,Mindy? |
| [19:34.72] | Yeah,we're kind of a thing now. |
| [19:42.09] | You got plugs! |
| [19:44.13] | Careful. They haven't quite taken yet. |
| [19:47.40] | And you got lenses. |
| [19:50.03] | You hate sticking your finger in your eye. |
| [19:53.17] | Not for her. |
| [19:58.51] | Listen,I really wanted to thank you. |
| [20:01.65] | Okay. |
| [20:09.00] | And I'm an orthodontist. |
| [20:12.89] | You know,you were right. I thought we were happy. |
| [20:16.66] | We weren't happy. |
| [20:19.30] | But with Mindy.. |
| [20:22.00] | now I'm happy. |
| [20:25.07] | - Spit. - What? |
| [20:26.54] | Me. |
| [20:30.51] | Anyway.. |
| [20:33.14] | I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy. |
| [20:38.42] | Like she'd settle for that. |
| [20:45.00] | Yeah,that's true. |
| [20:47.42] | But I think it's a nice ring.. |
| [20:51.33] | and thank you for giving it to me. |
| [20:56.00] | Thank you for giving it back. |
| [21:00.70] | Hello! |
| [21:05.78] | - Please,what's wrong with Helen? - Helen Geller? |
| [21:10.55] | - I don't think so. - It's not gonna be Helen Geller. - |
| [21:14.25] | - Thank you. - No,I mean,it's not Geller. - |
| [21:18.39] | It'll be Helen Willick? |
| [21:20.39] | No,actually,we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. |
| [21:26.90] | Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? |
| [21:29.83] | It's my baby too. |
| [21:31.40] | Really? I don't remember you making any sperm. |
| [21:37.34] | And we all know what a challenge that is. |
| [21:40.74] | - You two,stop it. - She gets a credit. I'm in there too. - |
| [21:44.75] | Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse. |
| [21:50.72] | Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. |
| [21:54.76] | See what he does? He knows no one's gonna say all those names. |
| [21:59.40] | They'll call her Geller. He gets his way. |
| [22:02.13] | My way? You think this is my way? |
| [22:04.50] | Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being.. |
| [22:08.37] | this is not my You know what? This is too hard. |
| [22:12.21] | Knock,knock. How are we? Any nausea? |
| [22:15.11] | - A little. - Just a little. |
| [22:18.75] | I was wondering about the mother-to-be,but thanks for sharing. |
| [22:23.85] | - Lie back. - You know what? I'm gonna go. |
| [22:27.52] | I don't think I can be involved in this family thing. |
| [22:42.74] | - Oh,my God! - Look at that. |
| [22:45.68] | I know. |
| [22:57.55] | Well,isn't that amazing? |
| [23:03.23] | What are we supposed to be seeing here? |
| [23:06.73] | I don't know,but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise. |
| [23:14.67] | If you tilt your head and relax your eyes.. |
| [23:17.81] | it kind of looks like an old potato. |
| [23:21.35] | Then don't do that,all right? |
| [23:25.68] | Monica,what do you think? |
| [23:31.49] | - Are you welling up? - No. |
| [23:33.86] | - You are. You're welling up. - I'm not. |
| [23:37.36] | - You're gonna be an aunt. - Oh,shut up. - |
| [23:41.43] | Hi,Mindy. Hi,it's Rachel. |
| [23:45.50] | Yeah,I'm fine. I saw Barry today. |
| [23:49.47] | Yeah,he told me. No,it's okay. Really,it's okay. |
| [23:54.41] | I hope you two are very happy. I really do. |
| [23:58.25] | And,Min,you know, if everything works out.. |
| [24:02.09] | and you guys get married and have kids.. |
| [24:06.12] | I hope they have his hairline and your nose! |
| [24:14.30] | That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! |
| [00:48.-3] | We' re in the car, fighting traffic, just trying to stay awake. |
| [00:58.-2] | Or next time you' ll find yourself listening to that album alone. |
| [02:36.-2] | No. Yes, it is. Carol, hi! |
| [03:24.-4] | Well, you know, in here, anyone who.. |
| [06:19.-3] | and we' ll eat ice cream. Okay. It' s a pearshaped diamond |
| [09:48.-2] | Ross, help me with the spaghetti. Yes. |
| [10:08.-4] | This will sound unbelievably selfish.. |
| [10:11.-3] | but did you plan to bring up the baby lesbian thing? |
| [12:19.-4] | Carol' s a lesbian. |
| [12:55.-4] | They know what they do. |
| [20:04.-4] | A month ago, I wanted to hurt you more than I' ve ever wanted to. |
| [00:01.81] | You don' t understand. |
| [00:03.45] | For us, kissing is as important as any part. |
| [00:06.69] | Yeah, right! |
| [00:10.82] | You serious? |
| [00:13.02] | Oh, yeah. |
| [00:14.26] | Everything is in that first kiss. Absolutely. |
| [00:17.90] | For us, kissing' s an opening act.. |
| [00:20.67] | like the comedian you have to sit through.. |
| [00:24.00] | before Pink Floyd comes out. |
| [00:29.31] | And it' s not that we don' t like the comedian. |
| [00:32.78] | It' s just that that' s not why we bought the ticket. |
| [00:39.68] | The problem is, no matter how great the show was.. |
| [00:44.19] | you girls are looking for the comedian again. |
| [00:54.83] | Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. |
| [01:07.38] | Are we still talking about sex? |
| [01:11.15] | The One With the Sonogram at the End |
| [02:01.37] | No, it' s good. It is good. |
| [02:03.50] | It' s just that Doesn' t she seem a little angry? |
| [02:07.34] | Well, she has issues. |
| [02:10.54] | Does she? |
| [02:11.81] | Try to live with " Mr. I' m Evolving." |
| [02:15.61] | He' s out while she' s home getting the mastodon smell out of the carpet. |
| [02:22.09] | Marsha, see, these are cave people. |
| [02:26.19] | Okay, they have issues like: |
| [02:28.86] | " Gee, that glacier' s getting kind of close." Gee, |
| [02:32.43] | Speaking of issues, isn' t that your exwife? |
| [02:38.07] | Okay. Yes, it is. I' ll catch up with you in the Ice Age. |
| [02:42.37] | Can I stay? No. |
| [02:58.76] | Hi. Hi. |
| [03:08.23] | Is this a bad time? No, it' s.. |
| [03:11.20] | the Stone Age. |
| [03:15.64] | You look great. I hate that. |
| [03:20.35] | Sorry. Thanks. You look good too. |
| [03:28.35] | stands erect.. |
| [03:33.02] | What' s new? Still a A lesbian? |
| [03:37.83] | You never know. How' s the family? |
| [03:42.00] | Marty' s still totally paranoid. Carol, why are you here? |
| [03:48.81] | I' m pregnant. Pregnant. |
| [03:59.18] | She didn' t leave in such a hurry after all. |
| [04:02.85] | This is the Three' s Company episode with a misunderstanding. |
| [04:10.40] | Then I' ve already seen this one. |
| [04:14.37] | Are you through with that? |
| [04:16.33] | Sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. |
| [04:20.41] | Whose ball of paper is this? |
| [04:22.44] | Mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn' t need it. |
| [04:26.54] | So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead. |
| [04:31.12] | She already fluffed that pillow. You already fluffed It' s fine. |
| [04:36.62] | I just don' t wanna give them any more ammunition. |
| [04:40.49] | Parents can be cruel about the flatness of a child' s pillow. |
| [04:46.36] | Relax, you do this every time. The place looks great. |
| [04:49.90] | You got a lasagna here that looks good enough.. |
| [04:53.61] | to avoid touching. |
| [04:58.61] | Monica? Hi! |
| [05:01.81] | Monica, you' re scaring me. |
| [05:05.62] | I mean, you' re all chaotic and twirly, you know? |
| [05:09.45] | Not in a good way. |
| [05:12.49] | Calm down. You don' t see Ross getting twirly every time they come. |
| [05:18.56] | That' s because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. |
| [05:22.50] | You see, he' s " The Prince." |
| [05:24.60] | They had some big ceremony before I was born. |
| [05:31.71] | What? Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster. |
| [05:39.42] | Has anybody seen my engagement ring? It' s beautiful. |
| [05:47.76] | Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! |
| [05:51.20] | No, don' t touch that. |
| [05:55.40] | Like I wasn' t dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back. |
| [06:00.00] | " Hi, Barry, remember me? I' m the girl that stomped on your heart." " |
| [06:05.38] | Now I must return the ring without the ring.. |
| [06:08.81] | which makes it so much harder. |
| [06:12.55] | Easy, we' ll find it. Won' t we? |
| [06:15.72] | Look, it' s gonna be okay. You' ll give it back.. |
| [06:23.23] | Any diamond ring we find, we' ll run it by you. |
| [06:28.67] | When did you have it last? Doy, right before she lost it. |
| [06:35.04] | You don' t get a lot of " doy" these days. |
| [06:39.51] | I know I had it this morning. |
| [06:42.08] | I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with |
| [06:45.52] | Dinah? |
| [06:49.79] | Oh, don' t be mad. You didn' t. |
| [06:53.46] | Oh, I' m sorry. I gave you one job! |
| [06:59.06] | But look how straight those noodles are. |
| [07:02.53] | That' s not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna. |
| [07:09.54] | I just can' t do it. |
| [07:12.38] | Boys? We' re going in. |
| [07:24.39] | Hi. |
| [07:27.29] | That is not a happy " hi." Carol' s pregnant. |
| [07:30.90] | I found it! |
| [07:34.63] | What? |
| [07:38.17] | Yeah. |
| [07:40.44] | Do that for two hours, you might be where I am about now. |
| [07:46.04] | That puts that whole pillow thing in perspective. |
| [07:51.58] | How do you fit into this whole thing? |
| [07:54.35] | Carol and Susan want me to be involved. |
| [07:57.19] | But if I' m not comfortable with it, I don' t have to be involved. |
| [08:02.09] | It' s totally up to me. She is so great. I miss her. |
| [08:11.54] | What does she mean by " involved"? Your job is done. |
| [08:18.01] | And the most enjoyable. |
| [08:21.68] | Phoebe, say something. |
| [08:23.82] | They want me to go down to this sonogram thing.. |
| [08:27.35] | with them tomorrow. |
| [08:29.19] | Remember when life was simpler.. |
| [08:31.52] | and she was just a lesbian? |
| [08:35.13] | Those were the days. |
| [08:38.03] | What are you gonna do? I have no idea. |
| [08:41.83] | No matter what I do, I' m still gonna be a father. |
| [08:55.55] | This is still ruined, right? |
| [09:03.69] | Martha Lugwin' s daughter is gonna call you. |
| [09:09.89] | What' s that curry taste? Curry. |
| [09:17.84] | I think they' re great. I really do. |
| [09:21.17] | The big Lugwin had a thing for you. |
| [09:24.44] | They all had a thing for him. Oh, Mom. |
| [09:28.21] | Why is this girl going to call me? |
| [09:30.65] | She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food.. |
| [09:36.75] | I told her you have a restaurant |
| [09:39.36] | I don' t have, I work in a restaurant. They don' t have to know that. |
| [09:51.77] | Oh, we' re having spaghetti. That' s easy. |
| [09:56.64] | We were going to have lasagna. |
| [09:58.78] | I love lasagna. We' re not having it. |
| [10:02.71] | Then why bring it up? He latches on. |
| [10:14.93] | It might take the heat off of me. |
| [10:20.57] | That Rachel. We saw her parents at the club. |
| [10:24.47] | They were not playing well. |
| [10:26.77] | I won' t say what they spent.. |
| [10:29.24] | but 40, 000 is a lot for a wedding. |
| [10:34.68] | At least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar. |
| [10:41.52] | What' s that supposed to mean? Nothing. |
| [10:44.86] | It' s an expression. No, it' s not. |
| [10:48.06] | Don' t listen to her. You' ve always been independent. |
| [10:51.66] | Even when you were a chubby kid.. |
| [10:54.20] | and you had no friends, you were just fine. |
| [10:58.84] | You' d read alone in your room. Your puzzles.. |
| [11:05.71] | People like Ross need to shoot for the stars. |
| [11:09.78] | With his museum and his published papers. |
| [11:12.85] | Others are satisfied with staying where they are. |
| [11:16.45] | These people never get cancer. |
| [11:20.02] | They' re happy with what they have, content.. |
| [11:23.29] | like cows. |
| [11:27.16] | Cows, Dad? |
| [11:29.13] | She knows how much I love cows. |
| [11:34.41] | I read about women trying to have it all, and I thank God.. |
| [11:38.78] | our " Harmonica" doesn' t have that problem. |
| [11:43.31] | I' m telling you, you' ll be fine. Thank you, Daddy. |
| [11:48.92] | Oh, so this does work. |
| [11:55.16] | So, Ross, what' s going on with you? |
| [11:58.90] | Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks? |
| [12:07.24] | Look, I realize you guys have been wondering.. |
| [12:10.88] | what exactly happened between Carol and me. |
| [12:14.15] | And so, well, here' s the deal. |
| [12:22.59] | She lives with a woman named Susan. |
| [12:26.79] | She' s pregnant with my child. |
| [12:30.49] | She and Susan are going to raise the baby. |
| [12:37.60] | And you knew about this? |
| [12:47.31] | Folks are really that bad? |
| [12:50.15] | Well, you know, these people are pros. |
| [12:56.65] | They take their time. They get the job done. |
| [13:02.29] | They say that you can' t change your parents. |
| [13:05.70] | Boy, if you could, I' d want yours. |
| [13:10.63] | Must pee. |
| [13:13.34] | It' s worse when you' re twins. |
| [13:15.44] | You' re a twin? We don' t speak. |
| [13:17.64] | She' s this highpowered, driven, careertype. |
| [13:20.85] | What does she do? She' s a waitress. |
| [13:25.02] | Identical? People say we look alike. |
| [13:27.79] | But I don' t see it. |
| [13:30.22] | You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now. |
| [13:33.49] | Chandler, as an only child, you don' t have this. |
| [13:36.59] | No, although I did have an imaginary friend.. |
| [13:40.20] | who my parents preferred. |
| [13:44.24] | Hit the lights, please. |
| [13:53.54] | How long was I in there? |
| [13:56.41] | I' m just cleaning up. Oh, you need any help? |
| [14:02.75] | Okay, sure. Thanks. |
| [14:10.00] | Anyway.. |
| [14:12.13] | So you nervous about Barry tomorrow? |
| [14:15.83] | A little. |
| [14:19.04] | A lot. |
| [14:21.64] | So, got any advice? |
| [14:24.38] | You know, as someone who' s recently been dumped. |
| [14:28.71] | You may wanna steer clear of the word " dumped." |
| [14:33.62] | Chances are he' s gonna be this broken shell of a man. |
| [14:38.06] | You should try not to look too terrific. I know it' ll be hard. |
| [14:45.56] | Or I' ll go down there, and I' ll give Barry back his ring. |
| [14:50.17] | And you can go with Carol and Susan to the obgyn. |
| [14:56.67] | You' ve got Carol tomorrow. |
| [15:00.01] | When did it get so complicated? Got me. |
| [15:04.42] | Remember being in high school? Yeah. |
| [15:07.25] | Didn' t you think you' d meet someone.. |
| [15:10.02] | fall in love, and that' d be it? |
| [15:17.46] | Ross? Yes. Yes. |
| [15:22.30] | Man, I never thought I' d be here. |
| [15:32.64] | Me neither. |
| [15:51.53] | Sorry I' m late. I got stuck at work. |
| [15:54.06] | There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway.. |
| [15:58.34] | Hi. |
| [16:00.60] | You remember Susan. How could I forget? |
| [16:05.21] | Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake. |
| [16:09.91] | So, we' re just waiting for? |
| [16:12.92] | Dr. Oberman. And is he? |
| [16:15.45] | She. Of course," she." |
| [16:19.12] | Is she familiar with our special situation? |
| [16:23.39] | Yes, and she' s very supportive. Okay, that' s great. |
| [16:29.03] | No, I' m Oh. |
| [16:31.67] | Thanks. |
| [16:53.19] | That opens my cervix. |
| [17:01.67] | Barry? Come on in. |
| [17:04.54] | Are you sure? It' s fine. |
| [17:06.74] | Robbie' s gonna be here for hours. |
| [17:12.64] | So, how are you doing? |
| [17:15.55] | I' m.. |
| [17:17.85] | I' m okay. |
| [17:20.55] | You look great. Yeah, well. |
| [17:23.92] | Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan' s gagging. |
| [17:26.62] | Be right there. Be back in a second. |
| [17:34.73] | I dumped him. |
| [17:54.79] | So, how' s this all gonna work? |
| [17:58.19] | The baby grows in a special place inside |
| [18:01.23] | Thank you. |
| [18:02.49] | I mean, how' s this gonna work, you know, with us? |
| [18:07.00] | When important decisions have to be made? |
| [18:10.33] | Give me a " for instance." Well, I don' t know. |
| [18:13.84] | How about with the baby' s name? Marlon. |
| [18:17.47] | If it' s a boy. Minnie, if it' s a girl. |
| [18:22.18] | As in " Mouse"? |
| [18:25.32] | As in my grandmother. |
| [18:27.52] | Still, you say " Minnie," you hear " Mouse." |
| [18:32.66] | How about..? |
| [18:34.86] | How about Julia? |
| [18:37.13] | Julia. We agreed on Minnie. |
| [18:39.90] | We agreed we' d spend our lives together. |
| [18:42.80] | Things change. Roll with the punches. |
| [18:46.20] | I believe Julia' s on the table? |
| [18:51.14] | Sorry about that. |
| [18:55.71] | So, what have you been up to? |
| [18:58.48] | Oh, not much. |
| [19:01.55] | I got a job. That' s great. |
| [19:05.39] | Why are you so tan? |
| [19:09.89] | I went to Aruba. |
| [19:12.06] | Oh, no. You went on our honeymoon alone? |
| [19:15.10] | No. |
| [19:19.67] | I went with.. |
| [19:22.84] | Now, this may hurt. Me? |
| [19:24.78] | No. |
| [19:28.81] | I went with Mindy. |
| [19:30.65] | Mindy? |
| [19:32.85] | My maid of honor, Mindy? |
| [19:34.72] | Yeah, we' re kind of a thing now. |
| [19:42.09] | You got plugs! |
| [19:44.13] | Careful. They haven' t quite taken yet. |
| [19:47.40] | And you got lenses. |
| [19:50.03] | You hate sticking your finger in your eye. |
| [19:53.17] | Not for her. |
| [19:58.51] | Listen, I really wanted to thank you. |
| [20:01.65] | Okay. |
| [20:09.00] | And I' m an orthodontist. |
| [20:12.89] | You know, you were right. I thought we were happy. |
| [20:16.66] | We weren' t happy. |
| [20:19.30] | But with Mindy.. |
| [20:22.00] | now I' m happy. |
| [20:25.07] | Spit. What? |
| [20:26.54] | Me. |
| [20:30.51] | Anyway.. |
| [20:33.14] | I guess this belongs to you. Or maybe some day Mindy. |
| [20:38.42] | Like she' d settle for that. |
| [20:45.00] | Yeah, that' s true. |
| [20:47.42] | But I think it' s a nice ring.. |
| [20:51.33] | and thank you for giving it to me. |
| [20:56.00] | Thank you for giving it back. |
| [21:00.70] | Hello! |
| [21:05.78] | Please, what' s wrong with Helen? Helen Geller? |
| [21:10.55] | I don' t think so. It' s not gonna be Helen Geller. |
| [21:14.25] | Thank you. No, I mean, it' s not Geller. |
| [21:18.39] | It' ll be Helen Willick? |
| [21:20.39] | No, actually, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch. |
| [21:26.90] | Wait a minute. Why is she in the title? |
| [21:29.83] | It' s my baby too. |
| [21:31.40] | Really? I don' t remember you making any sperm. |
| [21:37.34] | And we all know what a challenge that is. |
| [21:40.74] | You two, stop it. She gets a credit. I' m in there too. |
| [21:44.75] | Helen Willick Bunch Geller? I think that borders on child abuse. |
| [21:50.72] | Of course not. I' m suggesting Geller Willick Bunch. |
| [21:54.76] | See what he does? He knows no one' s gonna say all those names. |
| [21:59.40] | They' ll call her Geller. He gets his way. |
| [22:02.13] | My way? You think this is my way? |
| [22:04.50] | Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being.. |
| [22:08.37] | this is not my You know what? This is too hard. |
| [22:12.21] | Knock, knock. How are we? Any nausea? |
| [22:15.11] | A little. Just a little. |
| [22:18.75] | I was wondering about the mothertobe, but thanks for sharing. |
| [22:23.85] | Lie back. You know what? I' m gonna go. |
| [22:27.52] | I don' t think I can be involved in this family thing. |
| [22:42.74] | Oh, my God! Look at that. |
| [22:45.68] | I know. |
| [22:57.55] | Well, isn' t that amazing? |
| [23:03.23] | What are we supposed to be seeing here? |
| [23:06.73] | I don' t know, but I think it' s about to attack the Enterprise. |
| [23:14.67] | If you tilt your head and relax your eyes.. |
| [23:17.81] | it kind of looks like an old potato. |
| [23:21.35] | Then don' t do that, all right? |
| [23:25.68] | Monica, what do you think? |
| [23:31.49] | Are you welling up? No. |
| [23:33.86] | You are. You' re welling up. I' m not. |
| [23:37.36] | You' re gonna be an aunt. Oh, shut up. |
| [23:41.43] | Hi, Mindy. Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [23:45.50] | Yeah, I' m fine. I saw Barry today. |
| [23:49.47] | Yeah, he told me. No, it' s okay. Really, it' s okay. |
| [23:54.41] | I hope you two are very happy. I really do. |
| [23:58.25] | And, Min, you know, if everything works out.. |
| [24:02.09] | and you guys get married and have kids.. |
| [24:06.12] | I hope they have his hairline and your nose! |
| [24:14.30] | That was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now! |
| [00:01.81] | nǐ men nán shēng bù dǒng qīn wěn duì nǚ shēng de zhòng yào xìng |
| [00:03.45] | duì wǒ men ér yán, qīn wěn hé qí tā rèn hé bù fèn yí yàng zhòng yào |
| [00:06.69] | méi cuò |
| [00:10.82] | dàng zhēn? |
| [00:13.02] | dāng rán |
| [00:14.26] | nǐ xiǎng liǎo jiě de yī qiè quán zài chū wěn zhī zhōng méi cuò |
| [00:17.90] | duì wǒ men ér yán qīn wěn jiù xiàng shì kāi chǎng |
| [00:20.67] | jiù xiàng fú luò yī fēi chuán chū chǎng qián |
| [00:24.00] | nǐ dé nài zhe xìng zi xiān kàn wán tuō kǒu xiù |
| [00:29.31] | duì, wǒ men bìng fēi tǎo yàn tuō kǒu xiù |
| [00:32.78] | zhǐ shì nà bú shì wǒ men mǎi piào de yuán yīn |
| [00:39.68] | wèn tí chū zài yú yǎn chàng huì jié shù hòu bù lùn biǎo yǎn yǒu duō jīng cǎi |
| [00:44.19] | nǐ men nǚ shēng zǒng hái xiǎng zài kàn tuō kǒu xiù |
| [00:48.-3] | wǒ men zài chē shàng fèn lì shā chū chē zhèn zhǐ shì pīn mìng ràng zì jǐ bié shuì zháo |
| [00:54.83] | shì ó? gěi nǐ yí gè jiàn yì jiào tuō kǒu xiù zhǔ chí rén zài dù shàng chǎng |
| [00:58.-2] | fǒu zé xià cì, nǐ men zhǐ néng zuò jiā lǐ tīng chàng piān |
| [01:07.38] | wǒ men hái zài tán lùn xìng ma? |
| [01:11.15] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 02 jí cān jiā zhù chǎn xùn liàn bān |
| [02:01.37] | bù, zhè yàng hěn hǎo |
| [02:03.50] | zhǐ shì tā kàn qǐ lái shì bú shì yǒu diǎn shēng qì ma? |
| [02:07.34] | tā yǒu má fán shì |
| [02:10.54] | tā yǒu ma? |
| [02:11.81] | tā cháng shì hé" cān yù zhě xiān shēng" shēng huó zài yì qǐ |
| [02:15.61] | tā zài wài tou luàn gǎo nǚ rén ér tā què dài jiā lǐ shè fǎ qù chú dì tǎn shàng rǔ chǐ xiàng de wèi dào |
| [02:22.09] | mǎ shā, tā men shì xué jū rén |
| [02:26.19] | tā men guān xīn de wèn tí shì |
| [02:28.86] | nà tiáo bīng hé yù lái yù jiē jìn le |
| [02:32.43] | tán dào má fán shì, nà bú shì nǐ qián qī ma? |
| [02:36.-2] | bù, nà bú shì shì de, shì kǎ luó, hāi |
| [02:38.07] | hǎo ba, shì tā wǒ huì dào bīng hé qī qù zhǎo nǐ |
| [02:42.37] | wǒ kě yǐ liú zài zhè ma? yào wǒ shuō, bù |
| [02:58.76] | hāi. hāi |
| [03:08.23] | wǒ lái de shí jiān bú duì? bù, zhè lǐ shì |
| [03:11.20] | shí qì shí dài |
| [03:15.64] | nǐ de qì sè hǎo jí le, wǒ tǎo yàn kàn dào zhè yàng |
| [03:20.35] | bào qiàn, xiè le! nǐ de qì sè yě hěn hǎo |
| [03:24.-4] | hǎo ba, zài zhè ér rèn hé rén |
| [03:28.35] | zhí lì xíng zǒu de rén |
| [03:33.02] | zuì jìn rú hé? hái shì nǚ tóng zhì? |
| [03:37.83] | wèn wèn wú fáng ma, jiā tíng shēng huó rú hé? |
| [03:42.00] | mǎ dì de yí xīn bìng hái shì hěn zhòng kǎ luó, wèi shí me lái zhè ér? |
| [03:48.81] | wǒ huái yùn le huái yùn |
| [03:59.18] | tā sì hū bù jí zhe lí kāi |
| [04:02.85] | zhè shì" sī ruì jiā zú gōng sī", tā men yǒu wù huì de nà jí |
| [04:10.40] | wǒ kàn guò zhè yī jí |
| [04:14.37] | hē wán méi? |
| [04:16.33] | bào qiàn, tūn xià qù de shí jiān tài màn |
| [04:20.41] | zhè shì shuí de xiǎo zhǐ tuán? |
| [04:22.44] | wǒ de, wǒ xiě gěi zì jǐ yī zhāng biàn tiáo hòu lái jué de zì jǐ bù xū yào |
| [04:26.54] | yú shì jiāng tā róu chéng zhǐ tuán xiàn zài wǒ bù xiǎng huó le |
| [04:31.12] | tā yǐ jīng pāi sōng guò nà gè zhěn tou. mó nī kǎ, nǐ yǐ jīng pāi guò le zhěn tou le? |
| [04:36.62] | wǒ zhǐ shì bù xiǎng ràng tā men yǒu jí tí fā huī de jī huì |
| [04:40.49] | wǒ men dōu zhī dào fù mǔ duì zhěn tou píng de hái zi yǒu duō xiōng |
| [04:46.36] | fàng sōng yī xià, nǐ měi cì dōu zhè yàng zhè lǐ kàn qǐ lái yǐ jīng hěn bàng le |
| [04:49.90] | nǐ zhè lǐ yǒu yì dà lì kǎo miàn zhè kàn qǐ lái hǎo jí le |
| [04:53.61] | hái bù xǔ pèng |
| [04:58.61] | mó nī kǎ? hāi! |
| [05:01.81] | mó nī kǎ nǐ xià dào wǒ le |
| [05:05.62] | wǒ shì shuō, nǐ xiàn zài zhè yàng zi huāng huāng zhāng zhāng de |
| [05:09.45] | xiǎn de bú shì hěn hǎo |
| [05:12.49] | ān xīn ba. nǐ men méi kàn guò měi cì tā men lái shí luó sī huāng zhāng de mú yàng |
| [05:18.56] | yīn wèi zài wǒ bà mā xīn mù zhōng luó sī bù kě néng fàn cuò |
| [05:22.50] | tā shì gè wáng zǐ |
| [05:24.60] | xiǎn rán, tā men zài wǒ chū shēng qián yǒu gè dà xíng yí shì |
| [05:31.71] | shén me? chǒu lòu luǒ nán yǒu gè" měi tuǐ qì" |
| [05:39.42] | yǒu rén kàn jiàn wǒ de dìng hūn jiè zhǐ ma? yǒu, hěn piào liàng |
| [05:47.76] | tiān a! tiān a! tiān a! zāo le, |
| [05:51.20] | hēi, bú yào dòng tā men |
| [05:55.40] | míng tiān jiù yào hái tā jiè zhǐ wǒ sì hū hái bù gòu dān xīn |
| [06:00.00] | bā ruì, jì de wǒ ma? wǒ shì nà gè chuān bái shā ràng nǐ zài qīn yǒu miàn qián chū qiǔ de rén" |
| [06:05.38] | tiān a, rú jīn wǒ bì xū hái tā jiè zhǐ piān piān jiè zhǐ bú jiàn le |
| [06:08.81] | jiào wǒ rú hé miàn duì tā |
| [06:12.55] | bié jí, wǒ men huì zhǎo dào de, duì bù? |
| [06:15.72] | yī qiè dōu huì hǎo de, wǒ men huì bǎ tā zhǎo huí lái de |
| [06:19.-3] | ér qiě wǒ men huì chī hěn duō bīng qí lín hǎo ba, shì yí gè zhēn zhū xíng de zuàn shí |
| [06:23.23] | bù guǎn wǒ men zhǎo dào shén me yàng de zuàn shí jiè zhǐ dōu huì gěi nǐ de |
| [06:28.67] | zuì hòu yī cì dài shì zài shén me shí hòu? " hái zi", dà gài shì zài yí shī zhī qián |
| [06:35.04] | zhè nián tou shuō" hái zi" de rén bù duō |
| [06:39.51] | wǒ jīn tiān zǎo shàng hái dài tā |
| [06:42.08] | wǒ zài chú fáng dài zhe zuò |
| [06:45.52] | miàn tiáo? |
| [06:49.79] | bié shēng qì nǐ bú huì |
| [06:53.46] | duì bù qǐ wǒ jiù ràng nǐ zuò le zhè me yī jiàn shì qíng |
| [06:59.06] | nǐ kàn miàn tiáo xiàn zài biàn de duō zhí |
| [07:02.53] | mó nī kǎ, zài qiān céng miàn zhōng zhǎo dìng hūn jiè zhǐ bú shì nà yàng zhǎo de |
| [07:09.54] | wǒ bàn bú dào |
| [07:12.38] | wǒ men hěn gāo xìng zuò |
| [07:24.39] | hāi. gè wèi |
| [07:27.29] | zhè kě bú shì kāi xīn de" hāi" kǎ luó huái yùn le |
| [07:30.90] | wǒ zhǎo dào le |
| [07:34.63] | shén, shén, shén me? |
| [07:38.17] | shì de |
| [07:40.44] | nǐ zài chí xù liǎng xiǎo shí, jiù huì biàn chéng wǒ zhè yàng |
| [07:46.04] | rú cǐ yī lái, zhěn tou de shì jiù kě xiān lǎn zài yī páng? |
| [07:51.58] | nǐ xiàn zài yào zěn me bàn? |
| [07:54.35] | kǎ luó shuō tā hé sū shān xiǎng ràng wǒ jiā rén |
| [07:57.19] | dàn shì duì zhè jiàn shì wǒ bù tài gǎn dào shū fú, wǒ bù xiǎng juǎn jìn qù |
| [08:02.09] | yī qiè yóu wǒ zuò jué dìng tā rén hǎo hǎo, wǒ zhēn xiǎng niàn tā |
| [08:11.54] | tā suǒ wèi de" jiā rù" dài biǎo shén me? nǐ de jiē duàn xìng rèn wù yǐ jīng jié shù le |
| [08:18.01] | yě shì zuì yǒu yì sī de jiē duàn ó |
| [08:21.68] | fēi bǐ, shuō diǎn shén me |
| [08:23.82] | tā men yào wǒ qù zuò chāo yīn bō jiǎn chá |
| [08:27.35] | míng tiān hé tā men liǎng gè yì qǐ |
| [08:29.19] | jì de dāng shēng huó biàn de jiǎn dān le |
| [08:31.52] | tā yě bù guò shì gè nǚ tóng xìng liàn le |
| [08:35.13] | zhè jiù shì shēng huó a |
| [08:38.03] | nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me zuò? wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [08:41.83] | bù guǎn wǒ zěn me zuò, wǒ hái shì hái zi de diē |
| [08:55.55] | miàn hái shì bèi jiǎo luàn le, bú shì ma? |
| [09:03.69] | mǎ shā lù jīn de nǚ ér huì dǎ diàn huà gěi nǐ |
| [09:09.89] | zěn me huì yǒu kā li wèi? yīn wèi yǒu fàng kā li? |
| [09:17.84] | zhè dōng xī hěn hǎo chī, zhēn de |
| [09:21.17] | nǐ hái jì de lù jīn yī jiā rén ba? lǎo lù jīn hěn diàn jì nǐ |
| [09:24.44] | tā men yī jiā dōu hěn diàn jì nǐ. bú yào zhè yàng, mā mā |
| [09:28.21] | bào qiàn, tā wèi hé yào dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ? |
| [09:30.65] | tā gāng bì yè, xiǎng zhǎo fèn pēng rèn de gōng zuò ba |
| [09:36.75] | wǒ gào sù tā nǐ kāi le yī jiā cān guǎn |
| [09:39.36] | bù, mā, wǒ méi kāi cān guǎn, bù guò shì zài cān guǎn gōng zuò tā men bù xū yào zhī dào |
| [09:48.-2] | luó sī, néng bāng wǒ zuò yì dà lì miàn ma? hǎo de |
| [09:51.77] | wǒ men chī yì dà lì miàn ya? tài jiǎn dān le |
| [09:56.64] | wǒ men yào chī yì dà lì miàn le a |
| [09:58.78] | wǒ xǐ huān yì dà lì miàn bù guò wǒ men méi yǒu yì dà lì miàn |
| [10:02.71] | nà wèi shí me yào tí dào zhè gè ne? zhè xià tā jiù lái jìn le a |
| [10:08.-4] | wǒ zhī dào zhè yàng yāo qiú guò yú zì sī |
| [10:11.-3] | nǐ néng bù néng hé tā men shuō yī xià xiǎo hái nǚ tóng xìng liàn zhī lèi de shì? |
| [10:14.93] | yīn wèi zhè yàng kě yǐ ràng wǒ chuǎn kǒu qì |
| [10:20.57] | nà gè ruì qiū wǒ men zài jù lè bù pèng dào le tā fù mǔ |
| [10:24.47] | tā men hěn bù kāi xīn |
| [10:26.77] | wǒ bù xiǎng jiǎng tā men wèi cǐ hūn lǐ huā le xiē shén me |
| [10:29.24] | dàn shì 4 wàn kuài bú shì gè xiǎo shù mù? |
| [10:34.68] | zhì shǎo tā yǒu jī huì bǎ yí gè nán rén liú zài jiào táng lǐ de shèng tán |
| [10:41.52] | shén me yì sī? méi shén me |
| [10:44.86] | suí biàn shuō shuō ér yǐ bù, bú shì de |
| [10:48.06] | bié tīng nǐ mā luàn jiǎng huà, nǐ yī zhí dōu hěn dú lì |
| [10:51.66] | jiù lián nǐ xiǎo shí hòu pàng dū dū de |
| [10:54.20] | yí gè péng yǒu yě méi yǒu de shí hòu, nǐ hái shì huó dé hǎo hǎo de |
| [10:58.84] | nǐ huì dài zài nǐ fáng lǐ kàn shū wán pīn tú |
| [11:05.71] | ér xiàng luó sī zhè zhǒng rén zé zhuī qiú zhuō yuè |
| [11:09.78] | bó wù guǎn, chū bǎn lùn wén |
| [11:12.85] | qí tā rén zé ān yú xiàn zhuàng |
| [11:16.45] | gào sù nǐ, zhè zhǒng rén bú huì dé ái zhèng |
| [11:20.02] | tā men duì yōng yǒu de yī qiè dōu hěn kāi xīn |
| [11:23.29] | jiù xiàng nǎi niú yí yàng |
| [11:27.16] | nǎi niú, bà bà? |
| [11:29.13] | tā zhī dào wǒ yǒu duō xǐ huān nǎi niú |
| [11:34.41] | wǒ hái zhī dào zhèi xiē nǚ rén xiǎng yōng yǒu yī qiè, xìng hǎo |
| [11:38.78] | wǒ men jiā de xiǎo mó nī kǎ méi yǒu zhè zhǒng wèn tí |
| [11:43.31] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, nǐ hěn bù cuò xiè xiè, lǎo bà |
| [11:48.92] | tiān ó, zhè gè jū rán hái néng yòng |
| [11:55.16] | luó sī, zuì jìn nǐ zěn me yàng? |
| [11:58.90] | zuì jìn yǒu shén me xīn wén bā guà zhī lèi kě yǐ hé lǎo bà lǎo mā fēn xiǎng de |
| [12:07.24] | hǎo ba, wǒ zhī dào nǐ men xiǎng liǎo jiě |
| [12:10.88] | wǒ hé kǎ luó zhī jiān dǎo dǐ zěn me le |
| [12:14.15] | shì qíng shì zhè yàng de |
| [12:19.-4] | kǎ luó shì gè nǚ tóng zhì |
| [12:22.59] | tā hé yí gè míng zì sū shān de nǚ rén tóng jū |
| [12:26.79] | tā huái le wǒ de hái zi |
| [12:30.49] | bìng dǎ suàn hé sū shān gòng tóng fú yǎng tā |
| [12:37.60] | zhèi xiē nǐ quán dōu zhī dào? |
| [12:47.31] | nǐ de zhuàng kuàng zhēn de hěn zāo gāo ma? |
| [12:50.15] | nǐ yào zhī dào zhèi xiē rén shí fēn zhuān yè |
| [12:55.-4] | tā men zhī dào tā men yào zuò shí mǒ |
| [12:56.65] | tā men huì duǒ zài nà li, zài lái gè tū rán xí jī |
| [13:02.29] | cháng yán dào: fù mǔ shì wú fǎ jiāo huàn de |
| [13:05.70] | rú guǒ kě yǐ, wǒ yào nǐ de fù mǔ |
| [13:10.63] | wǒ yào qù niào niào le |
| [13:13.34] | rú guǒ nǐ shì shuāng bāo tāi, qíng kuàng huì gèng cǎn |
| [13:15.44] | nǐ shì shuāng bāo tāi? duì, wǒ men bù wǎng lái |
| [13:17.64] | tā shì yī xīn zhuī qiú shì yè de rén |
| [13:20.85] | tā cóng shì shén me gōng zuò? fú wù shēng |
| [13:25.02] | nǐ men liǎ zhǎng de yí yàng ma? dà jiā dōu shuō wǒ liǎ zhǎng de hěn xiàng |
| [13:27.79] | dàn wǒ bù zhè me rèn wéi |
| [13:30.22] | gè wèi, wǒ dé dǎ sǎo le |
| [13:33.49] | qián dé, nǐ shì dú zǐ? nǐ méi yǒu zhèi xiē kùn rǎo? |
| [13:36.59] | méi yǒu, jǐn guǎn wǒ yǒu gè xiǎng xiàng zhōng de péng yǒu |
| [13:40.20] | ér wǒ bà mā bǐ jiào xǐ huān tā |
| [13:44.24] | bāng wǒ guān dēng |
| [13:53.54] | wǒ zài lǐ miàn duō jiǔ le? |
| [13:56.41] | wǒ zhǐ shì zài dǎ sǎo xū yào bāng máng ma? |
| [14:02.75] | hǎo ya, xiè le |
| [14:10.00] | zǒng zhī. |
| [14:12.13] | míng tiān yào jiàn bā ruì, jǐn zhāng ma? |
| [14:15.83] | yǒu yì diǎn |
| [14:19.04] | hěn jǐn zhāng |
| [14:21.64] | yǒu shén me jiàn yì ma? |
| [14:24.38] | jiù yí gè zuì jìn gāng bèi shuǎi de rén ér yán |
| [14:28.71] | nǐ yīng gāi bì miǎn yòng" shuǎi" zhè gè zì yǎn |
| [14:33.62] | gèng bù qiǎo de shì xiàn zài tā kě néng tòng bù yù shēng |
| [14:38.06] | yīn cǐ nǐ bù gāi xiǎn de yàn guāng zhào rén, wǒ zhī dào zhè yì diǎn hěn nán zuò dào |
| [14:45.56] | zhè yàng ba, wǒ ná jiè zhǐ hái bā ruì |
| [14:50.17] | nǐ péi kǎ luó jí sū shān qù zuò jiǎn chá |
| [14:56.67] | nǐ míng tiān de jiàn kǎ luó |
| [15:00.01] | cǐ shì hé shí biàn de zhè me fù zá? nǐ kě wèn dǎo wǒ le |
| [15:04.42] | hái jì de wǒ men zài gāo zhōng shí dài ma? jì de |
| [15:07.25] | nǐ méi xiǎng guò zì jǐ huì yù jiàn xīn shàng rén |
| [15:10.02] | liàn ài, rán hòu sī shǒu zhōng shēng ma? |
| [15:17.46] | luó sī? zài. zài |
| [15:22.30] | méi xiǎng dào zì jǐ huì lún luò dào zhè gè dì bù |
| [15:32.64] | wǒ yě shì |
| [15:51.53] | bào qiàn, wǒ chí dào le, wǒ máng dé wú fǎ tuō shēn yú |
| [15:54.06] | nèi xiē dà de kǒng lóng zhī lèi de shì qíng |
| [15:58.34] | hāi |
| [16:00.60] | luó sī, jì de sū shān ma? wǒ zěn néng wàng dé le? |
| [16:05.21] | nǐ hǎo, sū shān, tā de shǒu hǎo yǒu lì a |
| [16:09.91] | nà me wǒ men zài děng |
| [16:12.92] | ōu bó màn dài fū tā? |
| [16:15.45] | shì" tā" dāng rán shì tā |
| [16:19.12] | tā liǎo jiě wǒ men de tè shū zhuàng kuàng? |
| [16:23.39] | liǎo jiě, ér qiě tā fēi cháng zhī chí zhè tài hǎo le |
| [16:29.03] | bù, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [16:31.67] | xiè le |
| [16:53.19] | luó sī, nà shi yòng lái dǎ kāi wǒ de zǐ gōng jǐng de |
| [17:01.67] | bā ruì jìn lái ba |
| [17:04.54] | jìn lái ba méi wèn tí? |
| [17:06.74] | luó cǐ dé dài zài zhè ér hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
| [17:12.64] | zuì jìn hǎo ma? |
| [17:15.55] | wǒ |
| [17:17.85] | wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [17:20.55] | nǐ de qì sè hǎo jí le shì de |
| [17:23.92] | fǎ dài fū, jié sēn kuài méi qì le |
| [17:26.62] | mǎ shàng dào, wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [17:34.73] | wǒ shuǎi le tā |
| [17:54.79] | wǒ men gāi rú hé chǔ lǐ cǐ shì? |
| [17:58.19] | yīng ér zài mǔ qīn shēn tǐ zhōng yí gè tè shū de bù wèi shēng zhǎng |
| [18:01.23] | xiè xiè |
| [18:02.49] | wǒ shuō, wǒ men gāi rú hé chǔ lǐ cǐ shì?, nǐ zhī dào de |
| [18:07.00] | bǐ fāng shuō mǒu xiē zhòng dà de jué dìng |
| [18:10.33] | jǔ gè lì zi wǒ yě shuō bù shàng lái |
| [18:13.84] | bǐ fāng shuō hái zi de míng zì mǎ lóng |
| [18:17.47] | rú guǒ shì gè nán hái mǎ lóng, rú guǒ shì gè nǚ hái jiù jiào mǐ nī |
| [18:22.18] | hé mǐ lǎo shǔ de nǚ yǒu tóng míng? |
| [18:25.32] | hé wǒ nǎi nǎi tóng míng |
| [18:27.52] | bù guǎn zěn yàng, tīng dào zhè gè hái shì xiǎng dào lǎo shǔ |
| [18:32.66] | zhè gè zěn me yàng? |
| [18:34.86] | zhū lì yà? |
| [18:37.13] | zhū lì yà wǒ men jué dìng yòng mǐ nī |
| [18:39.90] | zhēn yōu mò, wǒ men céng jué dìng gòng tóng shēng huó yī bèi zi |
| [18:42.80] | shì shì nán liào, bīng lái jiāng dǎng |
| [18:46.20] | zhū lì yà, jiù zhè me jué dìng |
| [18:51.14] | bào qiàn |
| [18:55.71] | jìn lái kě hǎo? |
| [18:58.48] | hùn dé guò qù |
| [19:01.55] | wǒ gāng zhǎo dào gōng zuò zhè tài hǎo le |
| [19:05.39] | nǐ wèi hé shài de zhè me hēi? |
| [19:09.89] | wǒ dào a lǔ bā le |
| [19:12.06] | nǐ zì jǐ yí gè qù dù mì yuè? |
| [19:15.10] | bú shì de |
| [19:19.67] | wǒ hé |
| [19:22.84] | nǐ yě xǔ huì hěn bù hǎo shòu wǒ? |
| [19:24.78] | bù |
| [19:28.81] | wǒ hé míng dì qù le |
| [19:30.65] | míng dì? |
| [19:32.85] | wǒ de bàn niáng míng dì? |
| [19:34.72] | duì, wǒ men shì rèn zhēn de |
| [19:42.09] | nǐ qù zuò zhí fā le? |
| [19:44.13] | xiǎo xīn, hái bù gù dìng |
| [19:47.40] | nǐ hái pèi le yǐn xíng yǎn jìng? |
| [19:50.03] | nǐ bú shì tǎo yàn jiāng shǒu zhǐ fàng jìn yǎn jìng ma? |
| [19:53.17] | hái bú shì wèi le tā |
| [19:58.51] | wǒ zhēn de dé gǎn xiè nǐ |
| [20:01.65] | hǎo |
| [20:04.-4] | yí gè yuè qián wǒ xiǎng shāng hài nǐ, wǒ cóng wèi rú cǐ jī dòng guò |
| [20:09.00] | wǒ shì gè zhěng yá yī shī |
| [20:12.89] | nǐ shuō de méi cuò, wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men huì guò de hěn kuài lè |
| [20:16.66] | wǒ men bù kuài lè |
| [20:19.30] | dàn shì hé míng dì zài yì qǐ |
| [20:22.00] | xiàn zài wǒ hěn kuài lè |
| [20:25.07] | tǔ diào shén me? |
| [20:26.54] | shì hé wǒ shuō |
| [20:30.51] | zǒng zhī |
| [20:33.14] | zhè dōng xī shǔ yú nǐ de, huò xǔ yǐ hòu shì míng dì de |
| [20:38.42] | hǎo xiàng tā xiàn zài yǐ jīng kāi shǐ wèi zhè gè zuò zhǔn bèi le |
| [20:45.00] | shì de, kàn lái shì zhēn de |
| [20:47.42] | wǒ jué de zhè shì yí gè bù cuò de jiè zhǐ |
| [20:51.33] | xiè xiè nǐ sòng wǒ |
| [20:56.00] | xiè xiè nǐ sòng huán gěi wǒ |
| [21:00.70] | nǐ hǎo! |
| [21:05.78] | bài tuō, hǎi lún yǒu shén me bù hǎo? hǎi lún gài lēi? |
| [21:10.55] | bù xíng tā bú huì jiào hǎi lún gài lēi de |
| [21:14.25] | xiè xiè bù, wǒ shì shuō tā bù xìng gài lēi |
| [21:18.39] | nán dào tā jiào hǎi lún wēi lì kè |
| [21:20.39] | lǎo shí shuō, wǒ men kǎo lǜ yòng hǎi lún wēi lì kè bān qí |
| [21:26.90] | děng děng, wèi hé yǒu tā de fèn? |
| [21:29.83] | yīn wèi tā yě shì wǒ de bǎo bǎo |
| [21:31.40] | zhēn de? wǒ bù jì de nǚ rén yě huì zhì zào jīng zǐ |
| [21:37.34] | wǒ men dōu zhī dào nà shi gè jí dà de tiǎo zhàn |
| [21:40.74] | gòu le, nǐ men liǎng gè, bié chǎo le bù, gōng láo quán ràng tā qiǎng le, wǒ yě zài chǎng |
| [21:44.75] | nǐ gāi bú huì xiǎng yòng hǎi lún wēi lì kè bān qí gài lēi ba? yīn wèi zhè yǒu nüè dài ér tóng zhī xián |
| [21:50.72] | dāng rán méi yǒu, wǒ xiǎng yòng gài lēi wēi lì kè bān qí |
| [21:54.76] | jué duì bù xíng, nǐ kàn tā, méi rén huì jiào tā quán míng de |
| [21:59.40] | tā zhī dào bié rén zhǐ huì jiào tā gài lēi zhè yàng tā jiù dé chěng le |
| [22:02.13] | wǒ dé chěng? nǐ rèn wéi zhè yàng suàn wǒ dé chěng? |
| [22:04.50] | xiāng xìn wǒ, wǒ méi xiǎng dào zì jǐ huì lún luò dào zhè zhòng dì bù |
| [22:08.37] | wǒ shì bù dé yǐ de zhè hěn xīn kǔ de |
| [22:12.21] | yǒu rén zài ma? jīn tiān rú hé, xiǎng ǒu tù ma? |
| [22:15.11] | yì diǎn diǎn zhǐ shì yì diǎn diǎn |
| [22:18.75] | wǒ zhǐ shì wèn zhǔn mā mā, hěn gǎn xiè nǐ men de fēn xiǎng |
| [22:23.85] | tǎng hǎo zhī dào ma? wǒ bù jiā rù |
| [22:27.52] | wǒ rèn wéi cǐ shí zì jǐ wú fǎ tǎng rù zhè hún shuǐ |
| [22:42.74] | wǒ de tiān yā kuài kàn a |
| [22:45.68] | wǒ zhī dào |
| [22:57.55] | hěn shén qí ba |
| [23:03.23] | wǒ men gāi kàn shén me? |
| [23:06.73] | wǒ bù zhī dào, kě néng shì gōng jī qǐ yè hào xīng jiàn mí háng jì |
| [23:14.67] | rú guǒ nǐ men bǎ tóu shāo wēi xiàng zuǒ piān, liǎng yǎn fàng qīng sōng |
| [23:17.81] | tā yàng zi jiù xiàng shì yí gè kē lǎo mǎ líng shǔ |
| [23:21.35] | nà me jiù bú yào nà me gàn |
| [23:25.68] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ rèn wéi ne? |
| [23:31.49] | nǐ rè lèi yíng kuàng cái méi yǒu |
| [23:33.86] | wǒ zhǐ shì nǐ yǒu, nǐ rè lèi yíng kuàng |
| [23:37.36] | nǐ jiù yào chéng wéi ā yí le bì zuǐ |
| [23:41.43] | míng dì, wǒ shì ruì qiū |
| [23:45.50] | wǒ hěn hǎo, wǒ jīn tiān hé bā ruì jiàn miàn le |
| [23:49.47] | duì, tā gào sù wǒ le bù, méi guān xì, zhēn de |
| [23:54.41] | wǒ zhù fú nǐ men xìng fú kuài lè, zhēn xīn chéng yì de |
| [23:58.25] | rú guǒ yī qiè shùn lì |
| [24:02.09] | nǐ men jié hūn shēng zǐ |
| [24:06.12] | xī wàng tā men yǒu tā de fā xiàn hé nǐ de bí zi |
| [24:14.30] | wǒ zhī dào zhè zhāo hěn jiàn, dàn wǒ gǎn jué hǎo bàng |