| [02:41.-2] | She'd feel like we're ganging up on her. |
| [05:45.-3] | And not just at the fun stuff, but,like,talking too. |
| [10:02.-4] | I'm looking. I'm looking. |
| [10:21.-2] | -That's sweet. -I knew you had Rockys. - |
| [14:06.-3] | ...and your underpanty things. … |
| [15:46.-3] | You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed! |
| [17:25.-3] | The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me |
| [19:43.-3] | -l' m out of here! -Wait! - |
| [22:34.-3] | Thank you. I could not have done this without you. |
| [22:58.-4] | -Does it still hurt? -Yeah. |
| [00:01.51] | Let it go. It's not a big deal. |
| [00:04.05] | Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in,there's one maneuver and bam! |
| [00:09.19] | A bra. Right out the sleeve. |
| [00:11.82] | As far as I know,guys don't do anything that comes close. Right? |
| [00:16.80] | Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| [00:20.10] | We can? Okay,I'm trying that. |
| [00:24.00] | Know what blows my mind? |
| [00:25.87] | Women can see breasts anytime they want. |
| [00:31.21] | You look down, and there they are. |
| [00:33.71] | How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| [00:37.65] | I don't get how guys can do so many mean things... |
| [00:41.45] | ...and not even care. … |
| [00:49.63] | -Multiple orgasms! -There you go. |
| [00:57.44] | The One With the East German Laundry Detergent |
| [01:45.52] | Saturday night. The big night! |
| [01:47.59] | Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night! |
| [01:52.92] | -No plans,huh? -Not a one! - |
| [01:56.03] | Not even breaking up with Janice? |
| [01:58.33] | Right,right. Shut up. |
| [02:02.53] | Chandler,nobody likes breaking up with someone. |
| [02:05.74] | Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell. |
| [02:09.87] | -You just gotta do it. -I know. But it's just so hard. - |
| [02:13.78] | You're sitting there with her. She has no idea. |
| [02:16.92] | You finally get up the courage to do it. |
| [02:19.65] | There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note. |
| [02:26.12] | You try to run out of the restaurant before she's finished the note. |
| [02:31.23] | Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. |
| [02:38.57] | If you want,I'll do it with you. |
| [02:44.64] | You dump Janice, I'll dump T ony. |
| [02:47.65] | -You're breaking up with T ony? -He's sweet,but it's not fun anymore. - |
| [02:52.25] | I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike,I don't know. |
| [02:57.79] | Do you want anything else? |
| [02:59.62] | You had a nutty,chocolate-y, kind of cake-y,pie thing that |
| [03:05.56] | Nothing. I' m fine. |
| [03:09.90] | What's wrong? Why so scrunchie? |
| [03:12.54] | My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. |
| [03:16.67] | That guy,he burns me up. |
| [03:20.15] | Yeah,it's a Mercedes if I move back home. |
| [03:23.55] | It was horrible! He called me "young lady. " |
| [03:26.65] | I hate when my father calls me that. |
| [03:30.19] | Did he say "You' re not up to this" again? |
| [03:33.66] | I got the extended version with choruses of... |
| [03:36.86] | ... "You'll Never Make it on Your Own. " …“ |
| [03:43.84] | Hi,Joey. |
| [03:46.40] | Oh,my God! Angela! |
| [03:47.94] | Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her. |
| [03:51.34] | -Are you gonna go over there? -No. Yeah. No. |
| [03:56.75] | Okay,but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. |
| [04:02.65] | One Mississippi,two Mississippi... |
| [04:05.69] | ...three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. … |
| [04:12.06] | -Hey,Angela. -Joey. - |
| [04:14.87] | You look good. |
| [04:16.57] | That's because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. |
| [04:27.15] | You don't say. |
| [04:30.22] | So,Rachel,what are you doing tonight? |
| [04:33.12] | Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. |
| [04:38.12] | You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too? |
| [04:44.30] | -Who? -Me! |
| [04:46.50] | Was that not clear? |
| [04:51.74] | Why don't...? |
| [04:53.27] | Why don't I just join you both there? |
| [04:56.61] | Don't you have a laundry room in your building? |
| [05:00.78] | Yes. |
| [05:03.08] | I do have a laundry room in my building. |
| [05:08.09] | But there's a rat problem. |
| [05:10.79] | Apparently,they're attracted to dryer sheets. |
| [05:14.26] | They're going in fine, but they're coming out all fluffy. |
| [05:21.93] | -Anyway,7-ish? -Sure. |
| [05:27.61] | -Forget it. I' m with Bob now. -Bob? Who the hell's Bob? - |
| [05:32.58] | Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated,and he has a real job. |
| [05:37.55] | You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob |
| [05:41.55] | Come on! We were great together. |
| [05:52.73] | Sorry,Joey. You said, " Let's be friends. " So guess what? |
| [05:57.44] | -What? -We' re just friends. - |
| [06:00.07] | Fine. Fine. |
| [06:01.74] | Why don't the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends. |
| [06:05.74] | What "four of us"? |
| [06:07.31] | You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend... |
| [06:12.68] | ... Monica. … |
| [06:13.89] | I' m telling you, this guy's perfect for you. |
| [06:16.85] | Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| [06:21.56] | Come on,this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... |
| [06:25.66] | ... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated... … |
| [06:29.33] | ...and he has a real job. … |
| [06:31.34] | I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor,but he's |
| [06:35.57] | -God help us. -What? - |
| [06:37.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. |
| [06:43.61] | Look,l' m asking a favor here. |
| [06:46.22] | If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. |
| [06:51.09] | What's going on? You go out with tons of girls. |
| [06:54.56] | I know,but Angela's different. |
| [06:57.90] | She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.... |
| [07:05.00] | -Something else like a snowflake? -Yeah,yeah. - |
| [07:08.81] | Look,I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her. |
| [07:13.58] | Will you help me? Please? |
| [07:23.62] | Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those. |
| [07:28.49] | Okay,bye. |
| [07:30.73] | Monica's not coming. It's just gonna be me and Rachel. |
| [07:36.57] | Hold on,camper. You've thought this through? |
| [07:39.90] | It's laundry. The thinking-through is minimal. |
| [07:44.21] | Just you and Rachel? Just you two? |
| [07:46.54] | This is a date. You're going on a date. |
| [07:50.65] | -Uh-uh. -Uh-huh. |
| [07:56.39] | -I haven't done that in a while. -ls it a date if she doesn't know? - |
| [08:01.69] | Yes,absolutely. Saturday night,all rules apply. |
| [08:06.80] | What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? |
| [08:10.77] | Well,you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. |
| [08:15.47] | It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it dirty? |
| [08:23.88] | No. |
| [08:26.72] | And the fabric softener? |
| [08:29.09] | Okay,now what is wrong with my Snuggles? |
| [08:33.49] | What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy. |
| [08:37.23] | You know,like a little fuzzy bear. |
| [08:41.90] | -I'll pick something else up. -There you go. - |
| [08:49.07] | Thank you. |
| [08:50.27] | What does Bob look like? Is he tall,short? |
| [08:54.15] | Yep. |
| [08:56.75] | -Which? -Which what? |
| [09:00.69] | -You've never met Bob,have you? -No,but |
| [09:04.32] | -For all we know,he's horribly -Hey,Joey! - |
| [09:08.83] | Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now. |
| [09:17.17] | Where are they? Where are they? |
| [09:19.67] | This is nice. We never do anything,just the two of us. |
| [09:23.57] | Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car,run over some puppies. |
| [09:28.31] | I don't wanna do that. |
| [09:32.32] | -Here we go. -Have a good breakup. - |
| [09:36.69] | -Hey,Janice. -My God,I am so glad you called me. - |
| [09:40.63] | I had the most supremely awful day. |
| [09:45.10] | That's not good. |
| [09:47.87] | Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? |
| [09:51.14] | We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked. |
| [09:55.51] | I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping. |
| [09:58.78] | And I got you.... |
| [10:05.32] | I' m looking. |
| [10:08.15] | -I got you -What? |
| [10:09.69] | -What? -What did you get me there? |
| [10:13.66] | I got you... |
| [10:16.56] | ...these. … |
| [10:18.80] | Bullwinkle socks. |
| [10:23.63] | You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky,or you can mix. |
| [10:29.27] | Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want. |
| [10:37.21] | I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte? |
| [10:43.05] | No,l' m still working on mine. |
| [10:50.93] | -That's it? -Yeah,it was really hard. - |
| [10:53.90] | -Yeah,the hug looked pretty brutal. -You weren't there. - |
| [11:01.84] | -Sorry. -How are things going? - |
| [11:04.61] | Going? Things are not going. She got me socks. |
| [11:08.08] | These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry. |
| [11:26.30] | Coming through. Move. Move! |
| [11:33.84] | Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. |
| [11:37.51] | Yeah,well,now you' re kind of not. |
| [11:41.08] | But I saved it. I put my basket on top. |
| [11:44.22] | I'm sorry. Is that your basket? |
| [11:46.92] | It's pretty. Unfortunately,I don't see suds! |
| [11:52.42] | What? 什么? |
| [11:54.63] | No suds,no save,okay? |
| [12:00.67] | What's going on? |
| [12:02.33] | Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. |
| [12:06.37] | Was your basket on top? |
| [12:08.11] | -Yeah,but there were no suds. -So? |
| [12:10.61] | -You know,no suds,no save. -No suds,no Excuse me. - |
| [12:14.55] | Hold on a second! This is my friend's machine. |
| [12:18.75] | Hey,hey,hey! Her stuff wasn't in it! |
| [12:21.19] | Hey,hey,hey! That's not the rule,and you know it! |
| [12:35.67] | All right. Show's over. |
| [12:40.34] | Nothing to see here. |
| [12:44.88] | Okay. Let's do laundry. |
| [12:47.21] | That was amazing! I can't even send back soup. |
| [12:51.25] | Well,that's because you' re such a sweet,gentle.... |
| [12:58.02] | Do you? Do you? Oh,hey. You must need detergent. |
| [13:05.86] | -What's that? -Uberweiss. - |
| [13:08.77] | It's new. It's German. It's extra tough! |
| [13:14.17] | Rach,are you gonna separate those? |
| [13:17.78] | Oh,God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? |
| [13:22.68] | Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? |
| [13:30.22] | Have you never done this before? |
| [13:33.46] | Well,not myself. But I know other people that have. |
| [13:38.46] | Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. |
| [13:43.00] | Don't worry. I'll use the gentle cycle. |
| [13:50.84] | Basically,you wanna use one machine for all your whites. |
| [13:55.75] | A whole other machine for your colors. |
| [13:58.42] | And a third for your... |
| [14:03.12] | ...delicates. That would be your bras... … |
| [14:11.60] | These are white cotton panties. |
| [14:14.83] | Would they go with whites or with delicates? |
| [14:17.94] | That would be a judgment call. |
| [14:25.21] | He's so cute! |
| [14:28.88] | Where did you grow up? |
| [14:30.85] | -Brooklyn Heights. -Cleveland. - |
| [14:34.55] | -How'd that happen? -My God! |
| [14:36.79] | What? |
| [14:38.69] | I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. |
| [14:44.16] | But I'm not. |
| [14:53.67] | So,you and Angela,huh? |
| [14:56.11] | -Yep. Pretty much. -You' re a lucky man. - |
| [15:01.15] | Know what I miss most about her? |
| [15:03.61] | That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. |
| [15:07.72] | Like a happy little squirrel... |
| [15:10.69] | ...or a weasel. … |
| [15:13.92] | -I never really noticed. -Oh,yeah,yeah. Listen for it. - |
| [15:18.66] | Monica. Monica is great. |
| [15:20.93] | Yeah,she is. |
| [15:23.40] | But it's not gonna last. |
| [15:27.30] | She's too much for me in bed. |
| [15:30.91] | Sexually. |
| [15:35.58] | I've gotta tell you,Bob is terrific. |
| [15:38.45] | Yeah,isn't he? |
| [15:40.12] | It's great to meet a smart,funny guy who's emotionally older than 8. |
| [15:53.56] | My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. |
| [15:59.90] | That's nice. |
| [16:06.34] | You can. It's like pulling off a Band-Aid. |
| [16:09.55] | Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. |
| [16:13.82] | Go! Go! |
| [16:28.23] | Hi,Janice. |
| [16:30.83] | Here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. |
| [16:41.81] | All right. |
| [16:48.15] | Well,there you go. |
| [16:50.39] | Stop it,stop it,stop it. |
| [16:55.76] | This isn't about you. |
| [16:57.56] | I know! It's about your fear of commitment. |
| [17:01.13] | I' m not afraid. |
| [17:03.10] | -Please. -I don't! |
| [17:04.64] | -I don't! I' m ready to commit anytime. -Really? - |
| [17:09.51] | I know this is gonna sound stupid... |
| [17:12.04] | ... but I feel that if I can do this... … |
| [17:14.85] | ...if I can actually do my own laundry... … |
| [17:18.38] | ...there isn't anything I can't do. … |
| [17:21.35] | That does not sound stupid to me. |
| [17:29.33] | I'm sorry,that's all the time we have. Next on Ross.... |
| [17:34.87] | -Uh-oh. -What? |
| [17:36.43] | Uh-oh.... Uh-oh, |
| [17:37.84] | Uh-oh,the laundry's done. |
| [17:41.27] | It's a song. |
| [17:44.14] | The laundry song we sing. |
| [17:47.04] | Uh-oh! The laundry's done Uh-oh! |
| [17:51.28] | -What's the matter? -Nothing. - |
| [17:53.88] | The laundry's done |
| [17:55.45] | Come on,show me. |
| [17:56.82] | It's just that you left a red sock with your whites,and now... |
| [18:03.53] | ...everything's kind of pink. … |
| [18:07.06] | Everything's pink? |
| [18:08.83] | Except for the red sock, which is still red. |
| [18:11.80] | Don't be upset. It can happen to anyone. |
| [18:14.84] | But it happened to me. |
| [18:16.94] | God,I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! |
| [18:20.74] | What am I doing? |
| [18:22.85] | My father's right! I can't live on my own. |
| [18:26.22] | I can't even do laundry! |
| [18:40.20] | Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn't inflate his head. |
| [18:45.87] | So anyway... |
| [18:48.71] | ...his head is flopping down Broadway,right? … |
| [18:52.61] | And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is. |
| [18:58.05] | Something's in my eye. Could we check it in the light,please? |
| [19:05.32] | -Oh,my God! -What? |
| [19:07.02] | Were we at the same table? It's like... |
| [19:10.13] | ...cocktails in Appalachia. … |
| [19:16.77] | -They' re close. -Close? Her tongue's in his ear. - |
| [19:21.67] | Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross. |
| [19:26.88] | Joey,this is sick. It's disgusting. It's... |
| [19:31.42] | ... not really true' is it? |
| [19:33.35] | Who's to say what's true? |
| [19:35.32] | -What were you thinking? -l' m not proud of this,okay? - |
| [19:39.46] | Well,maybe I am a little. |
| [19:45.03] | You like him. I want her. He likes you. |
| [19:49.37] | -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah. |
| [19:51.54] | If we put our heads together, between the two of us... |
| [19:55.44] | ...we can break them up. |
| [20:00.34] | I' m sorry. I can't believe I did this. |
| [20:03.01] | I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. |
| [20:12.76] | Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. |
| [20:22.40] | Here's the thing. We're different. |
| [20:24.84] | I'm bing,bing,bing. You' re boom,boom,boom. |
| [20:28.44] | Oh,my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [20:31.44] | Are you okay? |
| [20:34.01] | It's just my lens. It's my lens. |
| [20:36.85] | I'll be right back. |
| [20:40.75] | I hit her in the eye! In the eye! |
| [20:43.35] | This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| [20:47.09] | Oh,my God! |
| [20:51.03] | -How many have you had? -I don't know. A million! - |
| [20:55.73] | Chandler,easy,easy. Go to your happy place. |
| [21:02.57] | -l' m fine,l' m fine. -All right. |
| [21:05.11] | -l' m not fine. Here she is. -Wait here,okay? Breathe. - |
| [21:28.03] | -How do you do that? -It's like a gift. - |
| [21:34.27] | We should always break up together. |
| [21:36.87] | I'd like that! |
| [21:40.11] | The clothes are clean. That's the important part. |
| [21:43.38] | I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. |
| [21:52.92] | I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. |
| [21:57.39] | I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. |
| [22:00.30] | Now,come on. Get out of my way. |
| [22:02.83] | I' m sorry. Maybe I wasn't being clear. This was our cart. |
| [22:06.74] | There weren't clothes in it! |
| [22:08.94] | Hey,hey,hey,hey! Quit making up rules! |
| [22:11.78] | Let go! Come on,it's my cart. |
| [22:15.38] | Listen,Mitzi,if you want it... |
| [22:17.78] | ...you' re gonna have to take me with it! |
| [22:27.62] | -Yes! Did you see that? -You were incredible. - |
| [22:31.23] | A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen. |
| [22:45.21] | More clothes in the dryer? |
| [22:49.25] | -I'm fine. I'm fine. -Are you sure? - |
| [22:55.32] | -Are you sure you' re okay? -Yeah. - |
| [23:02.56] | What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this. |
| [23:09.33] | -How'd it go? -Excellent! |
| [23:11.94] | We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. |
| [23:17.17] | What a beautiful story. |
| [23:21.38] | -I'm fine,by the way. -I'm sorry. - |
| [23:24.61] | -Where's Chandler? -He needed time to grieve. - |
| [23:27.82] | I' m free! I' m free! |
| [23:32.12] | That ought to do it. |
| [02:41.-2] | She' d feel like we' re ganging up on her. |
| [05:45.-3] | And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too. |
| [10:02.-4] | I' m looking. I' m looking. |
| [10:21.-2] | That' s sweet. I knew you had Rockys. |
| [14:06.-3] | ... and your underpanty things. |
| [15:46.-3] | You know what else? He' s unbelievable in bed! |
| [17:25.-3] | The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me |
| [19:43.-3] | l' m out of here! Wait! |
| [22:34.-3] | Thank you. I could not have done this without you. |
| [22:58.-4] | Does it still hurt? Yeah. |
| [00:01.51] | Let it go. It' s not a big deal. |
| [00:04.05] | Not a big deal? It' s amazing. You reach in, there' s one maneuver and bam! |
| [00:09.19] | A bra. Right out the sleeve. |
| [00:11.82] | As far as I know, guys don' t do anything that comes close. Right? |
| [00:16.80] | Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| [00:20.10] | We can? Okay, I' m trying that. |
| [00:24.00] | Know what blows my mind? |
| [00:25.87] | Women can see breasts anytime they want. |
| [00:31.21] | You look down, and there they are. |
| [00:33.71] | How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| [00:37.65] | I don' t get how guys can do so many mean things... |
| [00:41.45] | ... and not even care. |
| [00:49.63] | Multiple orgasms! There you go. |
| [00:57.44] | The One With the East German Laundry Detergent |
| [01:45.52] | Saturday night. The big night! |
| [01:47.59] | Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night! |
| [01:52.92] | No plans, huh? Not a one! |
| [01:56.03] | Not even breaking up with Janice? |
| [01:58.33] | Right, right. Shut up. |
| [02:02.53] | Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. |
| [02:05.74] | Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell. |
| [02:09.87] | You just gotta do it. I know. But it' s just so hard. |
| [02:13.78] | You' re sitting there with her. She has no idea. |
| [02:16.92] | You finally get up the courage to do it. |
| [02:19.65] | There' s that awkward moment when you' ve handed her the note. |
| [02:26.12] | You try to run out of the restaurant before she' s finished the note. |
| [02:31.23] | Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. |
| [02:38.57] | If you want, I' ll do it with you. |
| [02:44.64] | You dump Janice, I' ll dump T ony. |
| [02:47.65] | You' re breaking up with T ony? He' s sweet, but it' s not fun anymore. |
| [02:52.25] | I don' t know if it' s me or his hunger strike, I don' t know. |
| [02:57.79] | Do you want anything else? |
| [02:59.62] | You had a nutty, chocolatey, kind of cakey, pie thing that |
| [03:05.56] | Nothing. I' m fine. |
| [03:09.90] | What' s wrong? Why so scrunchie? |
| [03:12.54] | My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. |
| [03:16.67] | That guy, he burns me up. |
| [03:20.15] | Yeah, it' s a Mercedes if I move back home. |
| [03:23.55] | It was horrible! He called me " young lady. " |
| [03:26.65] | I hate when my father calls me that. |
| [03:30.19] | Did he say " You' re not up to this" again? |
| [03:33.66] | I got the extended version with choruses of... |
| [03:36.86] | ... " You' ll Never Make it on Your Own. " " |
| [03:43.84] | Hi, Joey. |
| [03:46.40] | Oh, my God! Angela! |
| [03:47.94] | Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her. |
| [03:51.34] | Are you gonna go over there? No. Yeah. No. |
| [03:56.75] | Okay, but not yet. I don' t wanna seem too eager. |
| [04:02.65] | One Mississippi, two Mississippi... |
| [04:05.69] | ... three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. |
| [04:12.06] | Hey, Angela. Joey. |
| [04:14.87] | You look good. |
| [04:16.57] | That' s because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. |
| [04:27.15] | You don' t say. |
| [04:30.22] | So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight? |
| [04:33.12] | Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. |
| [04:38.12] | You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who' s doing laundry there too? |
| [04:44.30] | Who? Me! |
| [04:46.50] | Was that not clear? |
| [04:51.74] | Why don' t...? |
| [04:53.27] | Why don' t I just join you both there? |
| [04:56.61] | Don' t you have a laundry room in your building? |
| [05:00.78] | Yes. |
| [05:03.08] | I do have a laundry room in my building. |
| [05:08.09] | But there' s a rat problem. |
| [05:10.79] | Apparently, they' re attracted to dryer sheets. |
| [05:14.26] | They' re going in fine, but they' re coming out all fluffy. |
| [05:21.93] | Anyway, 7ish? Sure. |
| [05:27.61] | Forget it. I' m with Bob now. Bob? Who the hell' s Bob? |
| [05:32.58] | Bob is great. He' s smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job. |
| [05:37.55] | You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob |
| [05:41.55] | Come on! We were great together. |
| [05:52.73] | Sorry, Joey. You said, " Let' s be friends. " So guess what? |
| [05:57.44] | What? We' re just friends. |
| [06:00.07] | Fine. Fine. |
| [06:01.74] | Why don' t the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends. |
| [06:05.74] | What " four of us"? |
| [06:07.31] | You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend... |
| [06:12.68] | ... Monica. |
| [06:13.89] | I' m telling you, this guy' s perfect for you. |
| [06:16.85] | Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| [06:21.56] | Come on, this guy' s great. His name' s Bob. He' s Angela' s... |
| [06:25.66] | ... brother. He' s smart, he' s sophisticated... |
| [06:29.33] | ... and he has a real job. |
| [06:31.34] | I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor, but he' s |
| [06:35.57] | God help us. What? |
| [06:37.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. |
| [06:43.61] | Look, l' m asking a favor here. |
| [06:46.22] | If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. |
| [06:51.09] | What' s going on? You go out with tons of girls. |
| [06:54.56] | I know, but Angela' s different. |
| [06:57.90] | She' s like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.... |
| [07:05.00] | Something else like a snowflake? Yeah, yeah. |
| [07:08.81] | Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should' ve broke up with her. |
| [07:13.58] | Will you help me? Please? |
| [07:23.62] | Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those. |
| [07:28.49] | Okay, bye. |
| [07:30.73] | Monica' s not coming. It' s just gonna be me and Rachel. |
| [07:36.57] | Hold on, camper. You' ve thought this through? |
| [07:39.90] | It' s laundry. The thinkingthrough is minimal. |
| [07:44.21] | Just you and Rachel? Just you two? |
| [07:46.54] | This is a date. You' re going on a date. |
| [07:50.65] | Uhuh. Uhhuh. |
| [07:56.39] | I haven' t done that in a while. ls it a date if she doesn' t know? |
| [08:01.69] | Yes, absolutely. Saturday night, all rules apply. |
| [08:06.80] | What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? |
| [08:10.77] | Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. |
| [08:15.47] | It' s the first time she' ll see your underwear. You want it dirty? |
| [08:23.88] | No. |
| [08:26.72] | And the fabric softener? |
| [08:29.09] | Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? |
| [08:33.49] | What? It says I' m a sensitive, warm kind of guy. |
| [08:37.23] | You know, like a little fuzzy bear. |
| [08:41.90] | I' ll pick something else up. There you go. |
| [08:49.07] | Thank you. |
| [08:50.27] | What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short? |
| [08:54.15] | Yep. |
| [08:56.75] | Which? Which what? |
| [09:00.69] | You' ve never met Bob, have you? No, but |
| [09:04.32] | For all we know, he' s horribly Hey, Joey! |
| [09:08.83] | Horribly attractive. I' ll be shutting up now. |
| [09:17.17] | Where are they? Where are they? |
| [09:19.67] | This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us. |
| [09:23.57] | Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies. |
| [09:28.31] | I don' t wanna do that. |
| [09:32.32] | Here we go. Have a good breakup. |
| [09:36.69] | Hey, Janice. My God, I am so glad you called me. |
| [09:40.63] | I had the most supremely awful day. |
| [09:45.10] | That' s not good. |
| [09:47.87] | Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? |
| [09:51.14] | We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked. |
| [09:55.51] | I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping. |
| [09:58.78] | And I got you.... |
| [10:05.32] | I' m looking. |
| [10:08.15] | I got you What? |
| [10:09.69] | What? What did you get me there? |
| [10:13.66] | I got you... |
| [10:16.56] | ... these. |
| [10:18.80] | Bullwinkle socks. |
| [10:23.63] | You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix. |
| [10:29.27] | Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want. |
| [10:37.21] | I' m gonna get another espresso. More latte? |
| [10:43.05] | No, l' m still working on mine. |
| [10:50.93] | That' s it? Yeah, it was really hard. |
| [10:53.90] | Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. You weren' t there. |
| [11:01.84] | Sorry. How are things going? |
| [11:04.61] | Going? Things are not going. She got me socks. |
| [11:08.08] | These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry. |
| [11:26.30] | Coming through. Move. Move! |
| [11:33.84] | Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. |
| [11:37.51] | Yeah, well, now you' re kind of not. |
| [11:41.08] | But I saved it. I put my basket on top. |
| [11:44.22] | I' m sorry. Is that your basket? |
| [11:46.92] | It' s pretty. Unfortunately, I don' t see suds! |
| [11:52.42] | What? shen me? |
| [11:54.63] | No suds, no save, okay? |
| [12:00.67] | What' s going on? |
| [12:02.33] | Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. |
| [12:06.37] | Was your basket on top? |
| [12:08.11] | Yeah, but there were no suds. So? |
| [12:10.61] | You know, no suds, no save. No suds, no Excuse me. |
| [12:14.55] | Hold on a second! This is my friend' s machine. |
| [12:18.75] | Hey, hey, hey! Her stuff wasn' t in it! |
| [12:21.19] | Hey, hey, hey! That' s not the rule, and you know it! |
| [12:35.67] | All right. Show' s over. |
| [12:40.34] | Nothing to see here. |
| [12:44.88] | Okay. Let' s do laundry. |
| [12:47.21] | That was amazing! I can' t even send back soup. |
| [12:51.25] | Well, that' s because you' re such a sweet, gentle.... |
| [12:58.02] | Do you? Do you? Oh, hey. You must need detergent. |
| [13:05.86] | What' s that? Uberweiss. |
| [13:08.77] | It' s new. It' s German. It' s extra tough! |
| [13:14.17] | Rach, are you gonna separate those? |
| [13:17.78] | Oh, God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? |
| [13:22.68] | Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? |
| [13:30.22] | Have you never done this before? |
| [13:33.46] | Well, not myself. But I know other people that have. |
| [13:38.46] | Okay. You caught me. I' m a laundry virgin. |
| [13:43.00] | Don' t worry. I' ll use the gentle cycle. |
| [13:50.84] | Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites. |
| [13:55.75] | A whole other machine for your colors. |
| [13:58.42] | And a third for your... |
| [14:03.12] | ... delicates. That would be your bras... |
| [14:11.60] | These are white cotton panties. |
| [14:14.83] | Would they go with whites or with delicates? |
| [14:17.94] | That would be a judgment call. |
| [14:25.21] | He' s so cute! |
| [14:28.88] | Where did you grow up? |
| [14:30.85] | Brooklyn Heights. Cleveland. |
| [14:34.55] | How' d that happen? My God! |
| [14:36.79] | What? |
| [14:38.69] | I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. |
| [14:44.16] | But I' m not. |
| [14:53.67] | So, you and Angela, huh? |
| [14:56.11] | Yep. Pretty much. You' re a lucky man. |
| [15:01.15] | Know what I miss most about her? |
| [15:03.61] | That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. |
| [15:07.72] | Like a happy little squirrel... |
| [15:10.69] | ... or a weasel. |
| [15:13.92] | I never really noticed. Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen for it. |
| [15:18.66] | Monica. Monica is great. |
| [15:20.93] | Yeah, she is. |
| [15:23.40] | But it' s not gonna last. |
| [15:27.30] | She' s too much for me in bed. |
| [15:30.91] | Sexually. |
| [15:35.58] | I' ve gotta tell you, Bob is terrific. |
| [15:38.45] | Yeah, isn' t he? |
| [15:40.12] | It' s great to meet a smart, funny guy who' s emotionally older than 8. |
| [15:53.56] | My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. |
| [15:59.90] | That' s nice. |
| [16:06.34] | You can. It' s like pulling off a BandAid. |
| [16:09.55] | Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. |
| [16:13.82] | Go! Go! |
| [16:28.23] | Hi, Janice. |
| [16:30.83] | Here we go. I don' t think we should go out anymore. |
| [16:41.81] | All right. |
| [16:48.15] | Well, there you go. |
| [16:50.39] | Stop it, stop it, stop it. |
| [16:55.76] | This isn' t about you. |
| [16:57.56] | I know! It' s about your fear of commitment. |
| [17:01.13] | I' m not afraid. |
| [17:03.10] | Please. I don' t! |
| [17:04.64] | I don' t! I' m ready to commit anytime. Really? |
| [17:09.51] | I know this is gonna sound stupid... |
| [17:12.04] | ... but I feel that if I can do this... |
| [17:14.85] | ... if I can actually do my own laundry... |
| [17:18.38] | ... there isn' t anything I can' t do. |
| [17:21.35] | That does not sound stupid to me. |
| [17:29.33] | I' m sorry, that' s all the time we have. Next on Ross.... |
| [17:34.87] | Uhoh. What? |
| [17:36.43] | Uhoh.... Uhoh, |
| [17:37.84] | Uhoh, the laundry' s done. |
| [17:41.27] | It' s a song. |
| [17:44.14] | The laundry song we sing. |
| [17:47.04] | Uhoh! The laundry' s done Uhoh! |
| [17:51.28] | What' s the matter? Nothing. |
| [17:53.88] | The laundry' s done |
| [17:55.45] | Come on, show me. |
| [17:56.82] | It' s just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now... |
| [18:03.53] | ... everything' s kind of pink. |
| [18:07.06] | Everything' s pink? |
| [18:08.83] | Except for the red sock, which is still red. |
| [18:11.80] | Don' t be upset. It can happen to anyone. |
| [18:14.84] | But it happened to me. |
| [18:16.94] | God, I' m gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! |
| [18:20.74] | What am I doing? |
| [18:22.85] | My father' s right! I can' t live on my own. |
| [18:26.22] | I can' t even do laundry! |
| [18:40.20] | Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn' t inflate his head. |
| [18:45.87] | So anyway... |
| [18:48.71] | ... his head is flopping down Broadway, right? |
| [18:52.61] | And I' m thinking how inappropriate this is. |
| [18:58.05] | Something' s in my eye. Could we check it in the light, please? |
| [19:05.32] | Oh, my God! What? |
| [19:07.02] | Were we at the same table? It' s like... |
| [19:10.13] | ... cocktails in Appalachia. |
| [19:16.77] | They' re close. Close? Her tongue' s in his ear. |
| [19:21.67] | Like you' ve never got a little rambunctious with Ross. |
| [19:26.88] | Joey, this is sick. It' s disgusting. It' s... |
| [19:31.42] | ... not really true' is it? |
| [19:33.35] | Who' s to say what' s true? |
| [19:35.32] | What were you thinking? l' m not proud of this, okay? |
| [19:39.46] | Well, maybe I am a little. |
| [19:45.03] | You like him. I want her. He likes you. |
| [19:49.37] | Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. |
| [19:51.54] | If we put our heads together, between the two of us... |
| [19:55.44] | ... we can break them up. |
| [20:00.34] | I' m sorry. I can' t believe I did this. |
| [20:03.01] | I couldn' t stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. |
| [20:12.76] | Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. |
| [20:22.40] | Here' s the thing. We' re different. |
| [20:24.84] | I' m bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom. |
| [20:28.44] | Oh, my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [20:31.44] | Are you okay? |
| [20:34.01] | It' s just my lens. It' s my lens. |
| [20:36.85] | I' ll be right back. |
| [20:40.75] | I hit her in the eye! In the eye! |
| [20:43.35] | This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| [20:47.09] | Oh, my God! |
| [20:51.03] | How many have you had? I don' t know. A million! |
| [20:55.73] | Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. |
| [21:02.57] | l' m fine, l' m fine. All right. |
| [21:05.11] | l' m not fine. Here she is. Wait here, okay? Breathe. |
| [21:28.03] | How do you do that? It' s like a gift. |
| [21:34.27] | We should always break up together. |
| [21:36.87] | I' d like that! |
| [21:40.11] | The clothes are clean. That' s the important part. |
| [21:43.38] | I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. |
| [21:52.92] | I' m sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. |
| [21:57.39] | I had a 24inch waist. You lose things. |
| [22:00.30] | Now, come on. Get out of my way. |
| [22:02.83] | I' m sorry. Maybe I wasn' t being clear. This was our cart. |
| [22:06.74] | There weren' t clothes in it! |
| [22:08.94] | Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quit making up rules! |
| [22:11.78] | Let go! Come on, it' s my cart. |
| [22:15.38] | Listen, Mitzi, if you want it... |
| [22:17.78] | ... you' re gonna have to take me with it! |
| [22:27.62] | Yes! Did you see that? You were incredible. |
| [22:31.23] | A brandnew woman, ladies and gentlemen. |
| [22:45.21] | More clothes in the dryer? |
| [22:49.25] | I' m fine. I' m fine. Are you sure? |
| [22:55.32] | Are you sure you' re okay? Yeah. |
| [23:02.56] | What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this. |
| [23:09.33] | How' d it go? Excellent! |
| [23:11.94] | We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. |
| [23:17.17] | What a beautiful story. |
| [23:21.38] | I' m fine, by the way. I' m sorry. |
| [23:24.61] | Where' s Chandler? He needed time to grieve. |
| [23:27.82] | I' m free! I' m free! |
| [23:32.12] | That ought to do it. |
| [02:41.-2] | She' d feel like we' re ganging up on her. |
| [05:45.-3] | And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too. |
| [10:02.-4] | I' m looking. I' m looking. |
| [10:21.-2] | That' s sweet. I knew you had Rockys. |
| [14:06.-3] | ... and your underpanty things. |
| [15:46.-3] | You know what else? He' s unbelievable in bed! |
| [17:25.-3] | The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me |
| [19:43.-3] | l' m out of here! Wait! |
| [22:34.-3] | Thank you. I could not have done this without you. |
| [22:58.-4] | Does it still hurt? Yeah. |
| [00:01.51] | Let it go. It' s not a big deal. |
| [00:04.05] | Not a big deal? It' s amazing. You reach in, there' s one maneuver and bam! |
| [00:09.19] | A bra. Right out the sleeve. |
| [00:11.82] | As far as I know, guys don' t do anything that comes close. Right? |
| [00:16.80] | Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| [00:20.10] | We can? Okay, I' m trying that. |
| [00:24.00] | Know what blows my mind? |
| [00:25.87] | Women can see breasts anytime they want. |
| [00:31.21] | You look down, and there they are. |
| [00:33.71] | How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| [00:37.65] | I don' t get how guys can do so many mean things... |
| [00:41.45] | ... and not even care. |
| [00:49.63] | Multiple orgasms! There you go. |
| [00:57.44] | The One With the East German Laundry Detergent |
| [01:45.52] | Saturday night. The big night! |
| [01:47.59] | Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night! |
| [01:52.92] | No plans, huh? Not a one! |
| [01:56.03] | Not even breaking up with Janice? |
| [01:58.33] | Right, right. Shut up. |
| [02:02.53] | Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. |
| [02:05.74] | Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell. |
| [02:09.87] | You just gotta do it. I know. But it' s just so hard. |
| [02:13.78] | You' re sitting there with her. She has no idea. |
| [02:16.92] | You finally get up the courage to do it. |
| [02:19.65] | There' s that awkward moment when you' ve handed her the note. |
| [02:26.12] | You try to run out of the restaurant before she' s finished the note. |
| [02:31.23] | Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. |
| [02:38.57] | If you want, I' ll do it with you. |
| [02:44.64] | You dump Janice, I' ll dump T ony. |
| [02:47.65] | You' re breaking up with T ony? He' s sweet, but it' s not fun anymore. |
| [02:52.25] | I don' t know if it' s me or his hunger strike, I don' t know. |
| [02:57.79] | Do you want anything else? |
| [02:59.62] | You had a nutty, chocolatey, kind of cakey, pie thing that |
| [03:05.56] | Nothing. I' m fine. |
| [03:09.90] | What' s wrong? Why so scrunchie? |
| [03:12.54] | My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. |
| [03:16.67] | That guy, he burns me up. |
| [03:20.15] | Yeah, it' s a Mercedes if I move back home. |
| [03:23.55] | It was horrible! He called me " young lady. " |
| [03:26.65] | I hate when my father calls me that. |
| [03:30.19] | Did he say " You' re not up to this" again? |
| [03:33.66] | I got the extended version with choruses of... |
| [03:36.86] | ... " You' ll Never Make it on Your Own. " " |
| [03:43.84] | Hi, Joey. |
| [03:46.40] | Oh, my God! Angela! |
| [03:47.94] | Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her. |
| [03:51.34] | Are you gonna go over there? No. Yeah. No. |
| [03:56.75] | Okay, but not yet. I don' t wanna seem too eager. |
| [04:02.65] | One Mississippi, two Mississippi... |
| [04:05.69] | ... three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. |
| [04:12.06] | Hey, Angela. Joey. |
| [04:14.87] | You look good. |
| [04:16.57] | That' s because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. |
| [04:27.15] | You don' t say. |
| [04:30.22] | So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight? |
| [04:33.12] | Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. |
| [04:38.12] | You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who' s doing laundry there too? |
| [04:44.30] | Who? Me! |
| [04:46.50] | Was that not clear? |
| [04:51.74] | Why don' t...? |
| [04:53.27] | Why don' t I just join you both there? |
| [04:56.61] | Don' t you have a laundry room in your building? |
| [05:00.78] | Yes. |
| [05:03.08] | I do have a laundry room in my building. |
| [05:08.09] | But there' s a rat problem. |
| [05:10.79] | Apparently, they' re attracted to dryer sheets. |
| [05:14.26] | They' re going in fine, but they' re coming out all fluffy. |
| [05:21.93] | Anyway, 7ish? Sure. |
| [05:27.61] | Forget it. I' m with Bob now. Bob? Who the hell' s Bob? |
| [05:32.58] | Bob is great. He' s smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job. |
| [05:37.55] | You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob |
| [05:41.55] | Come on! We were great together. |
| [05:52.73] | Sorry, Joey. You said, " Let' s be friends. " So guess what? |
| [05:57.44] | What? We' re just friends. |
| [06:00.07] | Fine. Fine. |
| [06:01.74] | Why don' t the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends. |
| [06:05.74] | What " four of us"? |
| [06:07.31] | You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend... |
| [06:12.68] | ... Monica. |
| [06:13.89] | I' m telling you, this guy' s perfect for you. |
| [06:16.85] | Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| [06:21.56] | Come on, this guy' s great. His name' s Bob. He' s Angela' s... |
| [06:25.66] | ... brother. He' s smart, he' s sophisticated... |
| [06:29.33] | ... and he has a real job. |
| [06:31.34] | I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor, but he' s |
| [06:35.57] | God help us. What? |
| [06:37.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. |
| [06:43.61] | Look, l' m asking a favor here. |
| [06:46.22] | If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. |
| [06:51.09] | What' s going on? You go out with tons of girls. |
| [06:54.56] | I know, but Angela' s different. |
| [06:57.90] | She' s like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.... |
| [07:05.00] | Something else like a snowflake? Yeah, yeah. |
| [07:08.81] | Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should' ve broke up with her. |
| [07:13.58] | Will you help me? Please? |
| [07:23.62] | Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those. |
| [07:28.49] | Okay, bye. |
| [07:30.73] | Monica' s not coming. It' s just gonna be me and Rachel. |
| [07:36.57] | Hold on, camper. You' ve thought this through? |
| [07:39.90] | It' s laundry. The thinkingthrough is minimal. |
| [07:44.21] | Just you and Rachel? Just you two? |
| [07:46.54] | This is a date. You' re going on a date. |
| [07:50.65] | Uhuh. Uhhuh. |
| [07:56.39] | I haven' t done that in a while. ls it a date if she doesn' t know? |
| [08:01.69] | Yes, absolutely. Saturday night, all rules apply. |
| [08:06.80] | What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? |
| [08:10.77] | Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. |
| [08:15.47] | It' s the first time she' ll see your underwear. You want it dirty? |
| [08:23.88] | No. |
| [08:26.72] | And the fabric softener? |
| [08:29.09] | Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? |
| [08:33.49] | What? It says I' m a sensitive, warm kind of guy. |
| [08:37.23] | You know, like a little fuzzy bear. |
| [08:41.90] | I' ll pick something else up. There you go. |
| [08:49.07] | Thank you. |
| [08:50.27] | What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short? |
| [08:54.15] | Yep. |
| [08:56.75] | Which? Which what? |
| [09:00.69] | You' ve never met Bob, have you? No, but |
| [09:04.32] | For all we know, he' s horribly Hey, Joey! |
| [09:08.83] | Horribly attractive. I' ll be shutting up now. |
| [09:17.17] | Where are they? Where are they? |
| [09:19.67] | This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us. |
| [09:23.57] | Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies. |
| [09:28.31] | I don' t wanna do that. |
| [09:32.32] | Here we go. Have a good breakup. |
| [09:36.69] | Hey, Janice. My God, I am so glad you called me. |
| [09:40.63] | I had the most supremely awful day. |
| [09:45.10] | That' s not good. |
| [09:47.87] | Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? |
| [09:51.14] | We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked. |
| [09:55.51] | I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping. |
| [09:58.78] | And I got you.... |
| [10:05.32] | I' m looking. |
| [10:08.15] | I got you What? |
| [10:09.69] | What? What did you get me there? |
| [10:13.66] | I got you... |
| [10:16.56] | ... these. |
| [10:18.80] | Bullwinkle socks. |
| [10:23.63] | You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix. |
| [10:29.27] | Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want. |
| [10:37.21] | I' m gonna get another espresso. More latte? |
| [10:43.05] | No, l' m still working on mine. |
| [10:50.93] | That' s it? Yeah, it was really hard. |
| [10:53.90] | Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. You weren' t there. |
| [11:01.84] | Sorry. How are things going? |
| [11:04.61] | Going? Things are not going. She got me socks. |
| [11:08.08] | These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry. |
| [11:26.30] | Coming through. Move. Move! |
| [11:33.84] | Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. |
| [11:37.51] | Yeah, well, now you' re kind of not. |
| [11:41.08] | But I saved it. I put my basket on top. |
| [11:44.22] | I' m sorry. Is that your basket? |
| [11:46.92] | It' s pretty. Unfortunately, I don' t see suds! |
| [11:52.42] | What? shén me? |
| [11:54.63] | No suds, no save, okay? |
| [12:00.67] | What' s going on? |
| [12:02.33] | Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. |
| [12:06.37] | Was your basket on top? |
| [12:08.11] | Yeah, but there were no suds. So? |
| [12:10.61] | You know, no suds, no save. No suds, no Excuse me. |
| [12:14.55] | Hold on a second! This is my friend' s machine. |
| [12:18.75] | Hey, hey, hey! Her stuff wasn' t in it! |
| [12:21.19] | Hey, hey, hey! That' s not the rule, and you know it! |
| [12:35.67] | All right. Show' s over. |
| [12:40.34] | Nothing to see here. |
| [12:44.88] | Okay. Let' s do laundry. |
| [12:47.21] | That was amazing! I can' t even send back soup. |
| [12:51.25] | Well, that' s because you' re such a sweet, gentle.... |
| [12:58.02] | Do you? Do you? Oh, hey. You must need detergent. |
| [13:05.86] | What' s that? Uberweiss. |
| [13:08.77] | It' s new. It' s German. It' s extra tough! |
| [13:14.17] | Rach, are you gonna separate those? |
| [13:17.78] | Oh, God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? |
| [13:22.68] | Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? |
| [13:30.22] | Have you never done this before? |
| [13:33.46] | Well, not myself. But I know other people that have. |
| [13:38.46] | Okay. You caught me. I' m a laundry virgin. |
| [13:43.00] | Don' t worry. I' ll use the gentle cycle. |
| [13:50.84] | Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites. |
| [13:55.75] | A whole other machine for your colors. |
| [13:58.42] | And a third for your... |
| [14:03.12] | ... delicates. That would be your bras... |
| [14:11.60] | These are white cotton panties. |
| [14:14.83] | Would they go with whites or with delicates? |
| [14:17.94] | That would be a judgment call. |
| [14:25.21] | He' s so cute! |
| [14:28.88] | Where did you grow up? |
| [14:30.85] | Brooklyn Heights. Cleveland. |
| [14:34.55] | How' d that happen? My God! |
| [14:36.79] | What? |
| [14:38.69] | I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. |
| [14:44.16] | But I' m not. |
| [14:53.67] | So, you and Angela, huh? |
| [14:56.11] | Yep. Pretty much. You' re a lucky man. |
| [15:01.15] | Know what I miss most about her? |
| [15:03.61] | That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. |
| [15:07.72] | Like a happy little squirrel... |
| [15:10.69] | ... or a weasel. |
| [15:13.92] | I never really noticed. Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen for it. |
| [15:18.66] | Monica. Monica is great. |
| [15:20.93] | Yeah, she is. |
| [15:23.40] | But it' s not gonna last. |
| [15:27.30] | She' s too much for me in bed. |
| [15:30.91] | Sexually. |
| [15:35.58] | I' ve gotta tell you, Bob is terrific. |
| [15:38.45] | Yeah, isn' t he? |
| [15:40.12] | It' s great to meet a smart, funny guy who' s emotionally older than 8. |
| [15:53.56] | My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. |
| [15:59.90] | That' s nice. |
| [16:06.34] | You can. It' s like pulling off a BandAid. |
| [16:09.55] | Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. |
| [16:13.82] | Go! Go! |
| [16:28.23] | Hi, Janice. |
| [16:30.83] | Here we go. I don' t think we should go out anymore. |
| [16:41.81] | All right. |
| [16:48.15] | Well, there you go. |
| [16:50.39] | Stop it, stop it, stop it. |
| [16:55.76] | This isn' t about you. |
| [16:57.56] | I know! It' s about your fear of commitment. |
| [17:01.13] | I' m not afraid. |
| [17:03.10] | Please. I don' t! |
| [17:04.64] | I don' t! I' m ready to commit anytime. Really? |
| [17:09.51] | I know this is gonna sound stupid... |
| [17:12.04] | ... but I feel that if I can do this... |
| [17:14.85] | ... if I can actually do my own laundry... |
| [17:18.38] | ... there isn' t anything I can' t do. |
| [17:21.35] | That does not sound stupid to me. |
| [17:29.33] | I' m sorry, that' s all the time we have. Next on Ross.... |
| [17:34.87] | Uhoh. What? |
| [17:36.43] | Uhoh.... Uhoh, |
| [17:37.84] | Uhoh, the laundry' s done. |
| [17:41.27] | It' s a song. |
| [17:44.14] | The laundry song we sing. |
| [17:47.04] | Uhoh! The laundry' s done Uhoh! |
| [17:51.28] | What' s the matter? Nothing. |
| [17:53.88] | The laundry' s done |
| [17:55.45] | Come on, show me. |
| [17:56.82] | It' s just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now... |
| [18:03.53] | ... everything' s kind of pink. |
| [18:07.06] | Everything' s pink? |
| [18:08.83] | Except for the red sock, which is still red. |
| [18:11.80] | Don' t be upset. It can happen to anyone. |
| [18:14.84] | But it happened to me. |
| [18:16.94] | God, I' m gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! |
| [18:20.74] | What am I doing? |
| [18:22.85] | My father' s right! I can' t live on my own. |
| [18:26.22] | I can' t even do laundry! |
| [18:40.20] | Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn' t inflate his head. |
| [18:45.87] | So anyway... |
| [18:48.71] | ... his head is flopping down Broadway, right? |
| [18:52.61] | And I' m thinking how inappropriate this is. |
| [18:58.05] | Something' s in my eye. Could we check it in the light, please? |
| [19:05.32] | Oh, my God! What? |
| [19:07.02] | Were we at the same table? It' s like... |
| [19:10.13] | ... cocktails in Appalachia. |
| [19:16.77] | They' re close. Close? Her tongue' s in his ear. |
| [19:21.67] | Like you' ve never got a little rambunctious with Ross. |
| [19:26.88] | Joey, this is sick. It' s disgusting. It' s... |
| [19:31.42] | ... not really true' is it? |
| [19:33.35] | Who' s to say what' s true? |
| [19:35.32] | What were you thinking? l' m not proud of this, okay? |
| [19:39.46] | Well, maybe I am a little. |
| [19:45.03] | You like him. I want her. He likes you. |
| [19:49.37] | Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. |
| [19:51.54] | If we put our heads together, between the two of us... |
| [19:55.44] | ... we can break them up. |
| [20:00.34] | I' m sorry. I can' t believe I did this. |
| [20:03.01] | I couldn' t stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. |
| [20:12.76] | Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. |
| [20:22.40] | Here' s the thing. We' re different. |
| [20:24.84] | I' m bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom. |
| [20:28.44] | Oh, my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [20:31.44] | Are you okay? |
| [20:34.01] | It' s just my lens. It' s my lens. |
| [20:36.85] | I' ll be right back. |
| [20:40.75] | I hit her in the eye! In the eye! |
| [20:43.35] | This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| [20:47.09] | Oh, my God! |
| [20:51.03] | How many have you had? I don' t know. A million! |
| [20:55.73] | Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. |
| [21:02.57] | l' m fine, l' m fine. All right. |
| [21:05.11] | l' m not fine. Here she is. Wait here, okay? Breathe. |
| [21:28.03] | How do you do that? It' s like a gift. |
| [21:34.27] | We should always break up together. |
| [21:36.87] | I' d like that! |
| [21:40.11] | The clothes are clean. That' s the important part. |
| [21:43.38] | I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. |
| [21:52.92] | I' m sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. |
| [21:57.39] | I had a 24inch waist. You lose things. |
| [22:00.30] | Now, come on. Get out of my way. |
| [22:02.83] | I' m sorry. Maybe I wasn' t being clear. This was our cart. |
| [22:06.74] | There weren' t clothes in it! |
| [22:08.94] | Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quit making up rules! |
| [22:11.78] | Let go! Come on, it' s my cart. |
| [22:15.38] | Listen, Mitzi, if you want it... |
| [22:17.78] | ... you' re gonna have to take me with it! |
| [22:27.62] | Yes! Did you see that? You were incredible. |
| [22:31.23] | A brandnew woman, ladies and gentlemen. |
| [22:45.21] | More clothes in the dryer? |
| [22:49.25] | I' m fine. I' m fine. Are you sure? |
| [22:55.32] | Are you sure you' re okay? Yeah. |
| [23:02.56] | What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this. |
| [23:09.33] | How' d it go? Excellent! |
| [23:11.94] | We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. |
| [23:17.17] | What a beautiful story. |
| [23:21.38] | I' m fine, by the way. I' m sorry. |
| [23:24.61] | Where' s Chandler? He needed time to grieve. |
| [23:27.82] | I' m free! I' m free! |
| [23:32.12] | That ought to do it. |
| [00:01.51] | 别再争好吗? 这又没什么大不了的 |
| [00:04.05] | 没什么大不了?这简直是太神奇了 你太妄下断语了,用点小技巧 |
| [00:09.19] | 钮盖胸罩从袖子出来 |
| [00:11.82] | 就我而言男生简单没得比 我说得对不对? |
| [00:16.80] | 拜托，男生可以站着尿 |
| [00:20.10] | 我们行吗?我倒要试试看 |
| [00:24.00] | 知道什么最令我嫉妒? |
| [00:25.87] | 女人随时都可以看自己的胸部 |
| [00:31.21] | 低头一看…它就在那里 |
| [00:33.71] | 真搞不懂你们怎么会有心工作 |
| [00:37.65] | 知道我搞不懂什么吗? 男人可以做许多下流的事… |
| [00:41.45] | 却能毫不在乎 |
| [00:49.63] | 多重高潮 |
| [00:57.44] | 六人行 第1季 第05集 洗衣服 |
| [01:45.52] | 了不起,周末夜,重要的夜晚 |
| [01:47.59] | 约会的夜晚…周末夜… |
| [01:52.92] | 没有计划是吗? - 一个都没有 |
| [01:56.03] | 连和珍妮丝分手的打算都没有? |
| [01:58.33] | 对…闭嘴 |
| [02:02.53] | 钱德，没有人喜欢分手 |
| [02:05.74] | 凯文.米勒除外，愿他在地狱里烂掉 |
| [02:09.87] | 你明白的 -我知道,但是这确实太难了 |
| [02:13.78] | 你坐在她身旁…而她却一无所知 |
| [02:16.92] | 最后你鼓起勇气 |
| [02:19.65] | 在这实在尴尬的时刻 当你将纸条拿给她· |
| [02:26.12] | 在她看完纸条之前,你尝试着跑出饭店 |
| [02:31.23] | 干嘛分手?…争气点，不再打电话就行了 |
| [02:38.57] | 如果愿意，我和你一起做 |
| [02:41.-2] | 谢了，但这样她会认为 我们是联手来对付她 |
| [02:44.64] | 你和珍妮丝分手 我和东尼分手 |
| [02:47.65] | 东尼?你要和东尼分手? -他人很好.但是我对他再没新鲜感了 |
| [02:52.25] | 我不知道问题是在于我 还是他的绝食抗议 |
| [02:57.79] | 还有人需要什么吗? |
| [02:59.62] | 你做了有核果，巧克力之类的派… |
| [03:05.56] | 没事，我还好 |
| [03:09.90] | 怎么啦,怪怪的 |
| [03:12.54] | 是我爸…他要买奔驰敞篷车给我 |
| [03:16.67] | 那家伙真叫我生气 |
| [03:20.15] | 如果想要奔驰我就得搬回家了 |
| [03:23.55] | 太可恶了…他称我为“年轻的女士” |
| [03:26.65] | 我最受不了我爸这样叫我 |
| [03:30.19] | 他是不是又说你年纪太轻之类 |
| [03:33.66] | 对,他在这次加长版中说了三次… |
| [03:36.86] | 你不可能独立” |
| [03:43.84] | 嘿,乔伊 |
| [03:46.40] | 天呀,安吉拉 |
| [03:47.94] | 被你甩掉对她大有好处 |
| [03:51.34] | 你想过去吗? -不,我不 |
| [03:56.75] | 不,我不.我不想显得太想过去了 |
| [04:02.65] | 一个密西西比,两个密西西比 |
| [04:05.69] | 三个密西西比.那看起来真酷 |
| [04:12.06] | 安吉拉 -乔伊 |
| [04:14.87] | 你看起来不错 |
| [04:16.57] | 因为我的衣服突显出我的胸部 |
| [04:27.15] | 看得出来 |
| [04:30.22] | 瑞秋，你今晚有何节目? |
| [04:33.12] | 精彩丰富，我要和摩妮卡去洗衣店 |
| [04:38.12] | 想知道有个巧合吗? 猜猜谁也要去洗衣店? |
| [04:44.30] | 谁? -我 |
| [04:46.50] | 难道还不够清楚? |
| [04:51.74] | 何不… |
| [04:53.27] | 何不让我加入你们? |
| [04:56.61] | 你的公寓没有洗衣间吗? |
| [05:00.78] | 是的 |
| [05:03.08] | 有，我的公寓有洗衣间 |
| [05:08.09] | 但是现在有老鼠了 |
| [05:10.79] | 它们显然对烘干机里的香香纸感兴趣 |
| [05:14.26] | 进入时还好 出来是却毛绒绒的 |
| [05:21.93] | 5点左右见? -好的 |
| [05:27.61] | 免了,我现在和鲍伯交往 -鲍伯?谁是鲍伯? |
| [05:32.58] | 鲍伯简直是棒透了 聪明，成熟，又有真正的工作 |
| [05:37.55] | 你每个月面试三次就称自己是演员 但是鲍伯 |
| [05:41.55] | 我们在一起时很开心 |
| [05:45.-3] | 不只是寻欢作乐我们也聊得来 |
| [05:52.73] | 抱歉,乔伊 你曾说我们当朋友就好,那么 |
| [05:57.44] | 什么? -我们只是朋友 |
| [06:00.07] | 行 |
| [06:01.74] | 我们四个何不一起出去吃晚饭? 就像朋友一样 |
| [06:05.74] | 哪四个? |
| [06:07.31] | 你和鲍伯,我和我的女友… |
| [06:12.68] | 摩妮卡 |
| [06:13.89] | 要我说,这小伙绝对适合你 |
| [06:16.85] | 算了吧,从你那会啧出字母块的表兄后 我再也不敢领教了 |
| [06:21.56] | 没骗你，他真的很棒 他叫鲍伯，安琪拉的… |
| [06:25.66] | 哥哥.鲍伯简直是太棒了 聪明，成熟 |
| [06:29.33] | 又有真正的工作 |
| [06:31.34] | 我呢?我每个月面试三次就称自己是演员 |
| [06:35.57] | 愿神帮助我们 -什么? |
| [06:37.24] | 丑陋的裸男在铺厨房磁砖 |
| [06:43.61] | 我在求你帮忙 |
| [06:46.22] | 如果我能为她哥哥做点事 或许她会回到我身旁 |
| [06:51.09] | 你是怎么了? 你和千百个女人约会 |
| [06:54.56] | 我知道,但是安吉拉很不一样 |
| [06:57.90] | 她就像那一种…那种雪花 |
| [07:05.00] | 其他像雪花的东西 -是的,是的 |
| [07:08.81] | 我犯了天大的错误 我不该和她分手 |
| [07:13.58] | 愿意帮我吗?求求你 |
| [07:23.62] | 等等…你能不能不要碰其他的东西 |
| [07:28.49] | 没问题，再见 |
| [07:30.73] | 摩妮卡不能去了 现在只剩我和瑞秋 |
| [07:36.57] | 等等，老兄你确定自己仔细想过 |
| [07:39.90] | 只是去洗店没仔细想过 |
| [07:44.21] | 你是说只有你和瑞秋? 只有你们两个? |
| [07:46.54] | 这叫约会 你们要去约会 |
| [07:50.65] | |
| [07:56.39] | 我有一阵子没干这个了啊 -她都不知道能算是约会吗? |
| [08:01.69] | 当然是的 星期六晚上，什么规则都可以用 |
| [08:06.80] | 你在说些什么呢? 该再刮刮胡子或挑瓶美酒? |
| [08:10.77] | 或许你该再考虑你那肮脏的内衣裤 |
| [08:15.47] | 因为将她首度见到你的内衣裤 想让她看见你那肮脏的内衣裤吗? |
| [08:23.88] | 不想 |
| [08:26.72] | 还有衣物柔顺剂 |
| [08:29.09] | 我的熊宝贝又怎么了? |
| [08:33.49] | 这代表我敏感贴心 |
| [08:37.23] | 就像一只毛绒绒的熊宝贝 |
| [08:41.90] | 好吧，我在路上买就是了 -这才上道 |
| [08:49.07] | 谢谢 |
| [08:50.27] | 鲍伯长什么样? 到底是高还是矮? |
| [08:54.15] | |
| [08:56.75] | 什么? -什么? |
| [09:00.69] | 你没和鲍伯见过面，对不? -对，可是… |
| [09:04.32] | 拜托，这家伙可能相当… 嘿,乔伊 |
| [09:08.83] | 非常的吸引人. 我闭嘴就是了 |
| [09:17.17] | 他们在哪儿?他们在哪儿? |
| [09:19.67] | 感觉真好，我们俩从未独处过 |
| [09:23.57] | 对，或许明天 我们可以租辆车撞几只小狗 |
| [09:28.31] | 我不想那样 |
| [09:32.32] | 她来了 -祝你有个愉快的分手 |
| [09:36.69] | 珍妮丝 -真高兴你打电话给我 |
| [09:40.63] | 我从来没这么悲惨的一天 |
| [09:45.10] | 不妙 |
| [09:47.87] | 能端杯浓缩咖啡和拿铁来吗? |
| [09:51.14] | 我们刚在有蔬菜的那个摄影小站拍了照 但那些蔬菜烂透了 |
| [09:55.51] | 我的整个下午就这样毁了 我去逛街购物 |
| [09:58.78] | 然后就为你买… |
| [10:02.-4] | 我在找…我在找… |
| [10:05.32] | 我为你… |
| [10:08.15] | 我为你… -什么? |
| [10:09.69] | 什么? -你帮我买什么? |
| [10:13.66] | 我帮你买… |
| [10:16.56] | 这个 |
| [10:18.80] | 布文哥袜 |
| [10:21.-2] | 真可爱 -我知道你已有洛基 |
| [10:23.63] | 所以我想你可以穿一双布文哥 或穿一双洛基,或混着穿 |
| [10:29.27] | 随你高兴 |
| [10:37.21] | 我再去叫一杯浓缩咖啡 想再来一杯拿铁吗? |
| [10:43.05] | 不用了，我的还没喝完 |
| [10:50.93] | 这样就搞定了 -是的，你知道这样做很难 |
| [10:53.90] | 没错，那个拥抱真惨烈 -你不在场 |
| [11:01.84] | 对不起 -事情处理的怎样? |
| [11:04.61] | 这样?分手的事情就这样了. 她给我买了袜子 |
| [11:08.08] | 现在你有洛基袜子了啊! 她真的很关心你,对不起 |
| [11:26.30] | 借过，让开… |
| [11:33.84] | 抱歉，我用这台洗衣机 |
| [11:37.51] | 是吗?不过现在不是了 |
| [11:41.08] | 但是我占位置了, 我放了篮子在上面 |
| [11:44.22] | 抱歉，这是你的篮子吗? |
| [11:46.92] | 真漂亮， 但是我没看到洗衣水 |
| [11:52.42] | 什么? |
| [11:54.63] | 没肥皂水就不算保留，行吗? |
| [12:00.67] | 怎么了? |
| [12:02.33] | 没什么 这位凶婆娘抢了我的洗衣机 |
| [12:06.37] | 你有把篮子放上面吗? |
| [12:08.11] | 有，但是没有肥皂水? -然后呢? |
| [12:10.61] | 没肥皂水就不算保留 -没肥皂水,抱歉 |
| [12:14.55] | 等等 这是我朋友用的机器 |
| [12:18.75] | 她的东西没在里面 |
| [12:21.19] | 你明知规矩不是这样的 |
| [12:35.67] | 表演结束 |
| [12:40.34] | 没什么好看的 |
| [12:44.88] | 洗衣服吧 |
| [12:47.21] | 这简直是太神奇了 我连汤都不敢退 |
| [12:51.25] | 因为你是个温柔可爱的 |
| [12:58.02] | 你?你? 你得用洗衣粉 |
| [13:05.86] | 那是什么? 乌伯怀斯 |
| [13:08.77] | 来自德国的新产品 洗净力超强 |
| [13:14.17] | 瑞秋，你准备分开洗吗? |
| [13:17.78] | 天哪,我像个洗衣大白痴 |
| [13:22.68] | 我得用一台洗衬衣 用另一台洗裤子吗? |
| [13:30.22] | 你没洗过衣服? |
| [13:33.46] | 没有，但我认识这样洗过的人 |
| [13:38.46] | 好吧，被你逮到了 我没洗过衣服 |
| [13:43.00] | 别担心，我会用慢水循环 |
| [13:50.84] | 你得用一台洗你全部的白衣白衣 |
| [13:55.75] | 另一台洗其他颜色的衣服 |
| [13:58.42] | 第三台洗… |
| [14:03.12] | 贴身.胸罩和… |
| [14:06.-3] | 内裤之类的 |
| [14:11.60] | 这些棉质的白色内裤呢? |
| [14:14.83] | 与白衣还是贴身衣物一起洗? |
| [14:17.94] | 随便你罗 |
| [14:25.21] | 他好帅 |
| [14:28.88] | 你们在哪儿长大? |
| [14:30.85] | 布鲁克林 -克里佛兰 |
| [14:34.55] | 怎么会这样? -天哪! |
| [14:36.79] | 哎哟 |
| [14:38.69] | 我突然感到一阵晕眩 |
| [14:44.16] | 但是没有 |
| [14:53.67] | 你和安琪拉在一起? |
| [14:56.11] | 差不多 -你真幸运 |
| [15:01.15] | 知道我最想念她什么? |
| [15:03.61] | 她轻啃东西的声音 |
| [15:07.72] | 好像是快乐的小松鼠… |
| [15:10.69] | 或是鼬 |
| [15:13.92] | 我倒是没注意过 -以后注意听 |
| [15:18.66] | 摩妮卡，摩妮卡很好 |
| [15:20.93] | 没错 |
| [15:23.40] | 不过不会维持很久 |
| [15:27.30] | 我心有余而力不足…在床上 |
| [15:30.91] | 两性之间地 |
| [15:35.58] | 我得告诉你,鲍伯简直是太棒了 |
| [15:38.45] | 可不是吗 |
| [15:40.12] | 能遇上聪明幽默 心智年龄超过八岁的人真棒 |
| [15:46.-3] | 知道吗?他在床上更是一流 |
| [15:53.56] | 我哥从未告诉我 他何时失去童贞 |
| [15:59.90] | 真好 |
| [16:06.34] | 你能办到的 这就像是拔绷带一样 |
| [16:09.55] | 快速拔起…露出伤口 |
| [16:13.82] | 快走 |
| [16:28.23] | 珍妮丝… |
| [16:30.83] | 管他的,我想我们不该再交往下去了 |
| [16:41.81] | |
| [16:48.15] | 我知道了… |
| [16:50.39] | 停下来,停下来…. |
| [16:55.76] | 这和你无关 |
| [16:57.56] | 我知道,只是你害怕承诺 |
| [17:01.13] | 我一点也不怕 |
| [17:03.10] | 拜托. -我不怕 |
| [17:04.64] | 我不怕!我准备好了随时都可以 -真的吗? |
| [17:09.51] | 我知道这听起来很傻… |
| [17:12.04] | 但是我觉得如果我可以做这些 |
| [17:14.85] | 我想如果我可以自己洗衣服的话 |
| [17:18.38] | 我就没有办不到的事 |
| [17:21.35] | 我一点都不觉得可笑 |
| [17:25.-3] | 就像卡箩离开后,我第一次动手做晚饭 |
| [17:29.33] | 抱歉，时间到 接下来到我了 |
| [17:34.87] | 怎么了? |
| [17:36.43] | 衣服洗好了 |
| [17:37.84] | |
| [17:41.27] | 这是一首歌 |
| [17:44.14] | 我们唱的一首洗衣歌 |
| [17:47.04] | 衣服洗好了 |
| [17:51.28] | 到底怎么了? -没事 |
| [17:53.88] | 衣服洗好了… |
| [17:55.45] | 罗斯，快给我看… |
| [17:56.82] | 好吧，白衣中有一只红袜 所以白衣全变成… |
| [18:03.53] | 全变成粉红色 |
| [18:07.06] | 全变成粉红色? |
| [18:08.83] | 对，但红袜还是红袜 |
| [18:11.80] | 抱歉，千万别伤心 |
| [18:14.84] | 任何人都可能发生这种事 |
| [18:16.94] | 我穿这些看来会像一只粉红猪 |
| [18:20.74] | 我到底是怎么哪? |
| [18:22.85] | 我爸说得对，我无法独立生活 |
| [18:26.22] | 我连洗衣服都不会 |
| [18:40.20] | 狗气球出了意外 他的头无法膨胀 |
| [18:45.87] | 于是… |
| [18:48.71] | 于是他的头就落在百老汇 |
| [18:52.61] | 我心想这实在太不像话了 |
| [18:58.05] | 有东西跑进我眼睛 能到灯下帮我看看吗? |
| [19:05.32] | 我的天呀! -怎么啦? |
| [19:07.02] | 我们是坐在同一桌吗? 这就像是… |
| [19:10.13] | 阿巴拉契亚的鸡尾酒（太离谱了） |
| [19:16.77] | 他们感情很好 -感情很好?她舌头都伸进了他的耳朵 |
| [19:21.67] | 你和罗斯就不会有小动作? |
| [19:26.88] | 乔伊，这令人难受了，让人恶心 |
| [19:31.42] | 这不是真的，对不? |
| [19:33.35] | 谁说是真的? |
| [19:35.32] | 你到底在想什么? -好吧，我也不喜欢这样 |
| [19:39.46] | 或许有一点 |
| [19:43.-3] | 我要走了 -等等 |
| [19:45.03] | 你喜欢他,我要她,他喜欢你 |
| [19:49.37] | 真的? -没错 |
| [19:51.54] | 我想只要我们一起想办法 |
| [19:55.44] | 就能让他们分开 |
| [20:00.34] | 真是抱歉没想到我会这样 |
| [20:03.01] | 你的故事让我笑得嘴巴合不拢 |
| [20:12.76] | 服务生，再来一盘鸡翅 |
| [20:22.40] | 我们是不同类型的人 |
| [20:24.84] | 我就好像丁丁丁 你就好像梆梆梆 |
| [20:28.44] | 糟了，抱歉 |
| [20:31.44] | 你没事吧 |
| [20:34.01] | 没事，只是我的隐形眼镜 |
| [20:36.85] | 我马上回来 |
| [20:40.75] | 我打中她的眼睛,眼睛 |
| [20:43.35] | 这是有史以来世上最糟糕的分手 |
| [20:47.09] | 我的天 |
| [20:51.03] | 你到底喝了几杯? -我也不知道,一百万杯? |
| [20:55.73] | 钱德，放轻松 快回到你的快乐天堂 |
| [21:02.57] | 我没事的… -好吧 |
| [21:05.11] | 不妙，她回来了 -在这儿等着，深呼吸 |
| [21:28.03] | 你是怎么办到的? -我有天赋 |
| [21:34.27] | 我每次分手都该找你 |
| [21:36.87] | 我乐意之至 |
| [21:40.11] | 你已把衣服洗净 现在是重要部份 |
| [21:43.38] | 大概吧…只是衣服都成了睡衣 |
| [21:52.92] | 抱歉，推车是我们的 |
| [21:57.39] | 我的腰围也曾是24寸 你丢东西了吗 |
| [22:00.30] | 让开，别挡道 |
| [22:02.83] | 抱歉，或许我没说清楚 这车是我的 |
| [22:06.74] | 这上面没有衣服 |
| [22:08.94] | 你又再乱编规定了 |
| [22:11.78] | 放手,车是我的 |
| [22:15.38] | 好吧，想用这辆车 |
| [22:17.78] | 你就得推着我一起走 |
| [22:27.62] | 我赢了，看见没? -你真是太神奇了 |
| [22:31.23] | 各位，一位脱胎换骨的新女性 |
| [22:34.-3] | 多亏了你我才能办到 |
| [22:45.21] | 烘乾机里还有衣服? |
| [22:49.25] | 我没事,我没事 -你确定 |
| [22:55.32] | 你确定你没事 -是的 |
| [22:58.-4] | 还疼吗? -是的 |
| [23:02.56] | 真是聪明，衣服颜色都一样 我也要这么做 |
| [23:09.33] | 嘿,怎么样啦? -很好！ |
| [23:11.94] | 我们拆散那一对 并将他们占为已有 |
| [23:17.17] | 真是美丽动人的故事 |
| [23:21.38] | 我已经没事了. -对不起 |
| [23:24.61] | 钱德在哪儿? -他需要一点时间疗伤 |
| [23:27.82] | 我自由了…我自由了… |
| [23:32.12] | 他应该复原了 |
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