| 歌曲 | Friends S01E05 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [02:41.-2] | She'd feel like we're ganging up on her. |
| [05:45.-3] | And not just at the fun stuff, but,like,talking too. |
| [10:02.-4] | I'm looking. I'm looking. |
| [10:21.-2] | -That's sweet. -I knew you had Rockys. - |
| [14:06.-3] | ...and your underpanty things. … |
| [15:46.-3] | You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed! |
| [17:25.-3] | The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me |
| [19:43.-3] | -l' m out of here! -Wait! - |
| [22:34.-3] | Thank you. I could not have done this without you. |
| [22:58.-4] | -Does it still hurt? -Yeah. |
| [00:01.51] | Let it go. It's not a big deal. |
| [00:04.05] | Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in,there's one maneuver and bam! |
| [00:09.19] | A bra. Right out the sleeve. |
| [00:11.82] | As far as I know,guys don't do anything that comes close. Right? |
| [00:16.80] | Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| [00:20.10] | We can? Okay,I'm trying that. |
| [00:24.00] | Know what blows my mind? |
| [00:25.87] | Women can see breasts anytime they want. |
| [00:31.21] | You look down, and there they are. |
| [00:33.71] | How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| [00:37.65] | I don't get how guys can do so many mean things... |
| [00:41.45] | ...and not even care. … |
| [00:49.63] | -Multiple orgasms! -There you go. |
| [00:57.44] | The One With the East German Laundry Detergent |
| [01:45.52] | Saturday night. The big night! |
| [01:47.59] | Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night! |
| [01:52.92] | -No plans,huh? -Not a one! - |
| [01:56.03] | Not even breaking up with Janice? |
| [01:58.33] | Right,right. Shut up. |
| [02:02.53] | Chandler,nobody likes breaking up with someone. |
| [02:05.74] | Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell. |
| [02:09.87] | -You just gotta do it. -I know. But it's just so hard. - |
| [02:13.78] | You're sitting there with her. She has no idea. |
| [02:16.92] | You finally get up the courage to do it. |
| [02:19.65] | There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note. |
| [02:26.12] | You try to run out of the restaurant before she's finished the note. |
| [02:31.23] | Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. |
| [02:38.57] | If you want,I'll do it with you. |
| [02:44.64] | You dump Janice, I'll dump T ony. |
| [02:47.65] | -You're breaking up with T ony? -He's sweet,but it's not fun anymore. - |
| [02:52.25] | I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike,I don't know. |
| [02:57.79] | Do you want anything else? |
| [02:59.62] | You had a nutty,chocolate-y, kind of cake-y,pie thing that |
| [03:05.56] | Nothing. I' m fine. |
| [03:09.90] | What's wrong? Why so scrunchie? |
| [03:12.54] | My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. |
| [03:16.67] | That guy,he burns me up. |
| [03:20.15] | Yeah,it's a Mercedes if I move back home. |
| [03:23.55] | It was horrible! He called me "young lady. " |
| [03:26.65] | I hate when my father calls me that. |
| [03:30.19] | Did he say "You' re not up to this" again? |
| [03:33.66] | I got the extended version with choruses of... |
| [03:36.86] | ... "You'll Never Make it on Your Own. " …“ |
| [03:43.84] | Hi,Joey. |
| [03:46.40] | Oh,my God! Angela! |
| [03:47.94] | Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her. |
| [03:51.34] | -Are you gonna go over there? -No. Yeah. No. |
| [03:56.75] | Okay,but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. |
| [04:02.65] | One Mississippi,two Mississippi... |
| [04:05.69] | ...three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. … |
| [04:12.06] | -Hey,Angela. -Joey. - |
| [04:14.87] | You look good. |
| [04:16.57] | That's because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. |
| [04:27.15] | You don't say. |
| [04:30.22] | So,Rachel,what are you doing tonight? |
| [04:33.12] | Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. |
| [04:38.12] | You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too? |
| [04:44.30] | -Who? -Me! |
| [04:46.50] | Was that not clear? |
| [04:51.74] | Why don't...? |
| [04:53.27] | Why don't I just join you both there? |
| [04:56.61] | Don't you have a laundry room in your building? |
| [05:00.78] | Yes. |
| [05:03.08] | I do have a laundry room in my building. |
| [05:08.09] | But there's a rat problem. |
| [05:10.79] | Apparently,they're attracted to dryer sheets. |
| [05:14.26] | They're going in fine, but they're coming out all fluffy. |
| [05:21.93] | -Anyway,7-ish? -Sure. |
| [05:27.61] | -Forget it. I' m with Bob now. -Bob? Who the hell's Bob? - |
| [05:32.58] | Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated,and he has a real job. |
| [05:37.55] | You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob |
| [05:41.55] | Come on! We were great together. |
| [05:52.73] | Sorry,Joey. You said, " Let's be friends. " So guess what? |
| [05:57.44] | -What? -We' re just friends. - |
| [06:00.07] | Fine. Fine. |
| [06:01.74] | Why don't the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends. |
| [06:05.74] | What "four of us"? |
| [06:07.31] | You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend... |
| [06:12.68] | ... Monica. … |
| [06:13.89] | I' m telling you, this guy's perfect for you. |
| [06:16.85] | Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| [06:21.56] | Come on,this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... |
| [06:25.66] | ... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated... … |
| [06:29.33] | ...and he has a real job. … |
| [06:31.34] | I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor,but he's |
| [06:35.57] | -God help us. -What? - |
| [06:37.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. |
| [06:43.61] | Look,l' m asking a favor here. |
| [06:46.22] | If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. |
| [06:51.09] | What's going on? You go out with tons of girls. |
| [06:54.56] | I know,but Angela's different. |
| [06:57.90] | She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.... |
| [07:05.00] | -Something else like a snowflake? -Yeah,yeah. - |
| [07:08.81] | Look,I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her. |
| [07:13.58] | Will you help me? Please? |
| [07:23.62] | Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those. |
| [07:28.49] | Okay,bye. |
| [07:30.73] | Monica's not coming. It's just gonna be me and Rachel. |
| [07:36.57] | Hold on,camper. You've thought this through? |
| [07:39.90] | It's laundry. The thinking-through is minimal. |
| [07:44.21] | Just you and Rachel? Just you two? |
| [07:46.54] | This is a date. You're going on a date. |
| [07:50.65] | -Uh-uh. -Uh-huh. |
| [07:56.39] | -I haven't done that in a while. -ls it a date if she doesn't know? - |
| [08:01.69] | Yes,absolutely. Saturday night,all rules apply. |
| [08:06.80] | What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? |
| [08:10.77] | Well,you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. |
| [08:15.47] | It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it dirty? |
| [08:23.88] | No. |
| [08:26.72] | And the fabric softener? |
| [08:29.09] | Okay,now what is wrong with my Snuggles? |
| [08:33.49] | What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy. |
| [08:37.23] | You know,like a little fuzzy bear. |
| [08:41.90] | -I'll pick something else up. -There you go. - |
| [08:49.07] | Thank you. |
| [08:50.27] | What does Bob look like? Is he tall,short? |
| [08:54.15] | Yep. |
| [08:56.75] | -Which? -Which what? |
| [09:00.69] | -You've never met Bob,have you? -No,but |
| [09:04.32] | -For all we know,he's horribly -Hey,Joey! - |
| [09:08.83] | Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now. |
| [09:17.17] | Where are they? Where are they? |
| [09:19.67] | This is nice. We never do anything,just the two of us. |
| [09:23.57] | Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car,run over some puppies. |
| [09:28.31] | I don't wanna do that. |
| [09:32.32] | -Here we go. -Have a good breakup. - |
| [09:36.69] | -Hey,Janice. -My God,I am so glad you called me. - |
| [09:40.63] | I had the most supremely awful day. |
| [09:45.10] | That's not good. |
| [09:47.87] | Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? |
| [09:51.14] | We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked. |
| [09:55.51] | I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping. |
| [09:58.78] | And I got you.... |
| [10:05.32] | I' m looking. |
| [10:08.15] | -I got you -What? |
| [10:09.69] | -What? -What did you get me there? |
| [10:13.66] | I got you... |
| [10:16.56] | ...these. … |
| [10:18.80] | Bullwinkle socks. |
| [10:23.63] | You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky,or you can mix. |
| [10:29.27] | Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want. |
| [10:37.21] | I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte? |
| [10:43.05] | No,l' m still working on mine. |
| [10:50.93] | -That's it? -Yeah,it was really hard. - |
| [10:53.90] | -Yeah,the hug looked pretty brutal. -You weren't there. - |
| [11:01.84] | -Sorry. -How are things going? - |
| [11:04.61] | Going? Things are not going. She got me socks. |
| [11:08.08] | These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry. |
| [11:26.30] | Coming through. Move. Move! |
| [11:33.84] | Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. |
| [11:37.51] | Yeah,well,now you' re kind of not. |
| [11:41.08] | But I saved it. I put my basket on top. |
| [11:44.22] | I'm sorry. Is that your basket? |
| [11:46.92] | It's pretty. Unfortunately,I don't see suds! |
| [11:52.42] | What? 什么? |
| [11:54.63] | No suds,no save,okay? |
| [12:00.67] | What's going on? |
| [12:02.33] | Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. |
| [12:06.37] | Was your basket on top? |
| [12:08.11] | -Yeah,but there were no suds. -So? |
| [12:10.61] | -You know,no suds,no save. -No suds,no Excuse me. - |
| [12:14.55] | Hold on a second! This is my friend's machine. |
| [12:18.75] | Hey,hey,hey! Her stuff wasn't in it! |
| [12:21.19] | Hey,hey,hey! That's not the rule,and you know it! |
| [12:35.67] | All right. Show's over. |
| [12:40.34] | Nothing to see here. |
| [12:44.88] | Okay. Let's do laundry. |
| [12:47.21] | That was amazing! I can't even send back soup. |
| [12:51.25] | Well,that's because you' re such a sweet,gentle.... |
| [12:58.02] | Do you? Do you? Oh,hey. You must need detergent. |
| [13:05.86] | -What's that? -Uberweiss. - |
| [13:08.77] | It's new. It's German. It's extra tough! |
| [13:14.17] | Rach,are you gonna separate those? |
| [13:17.78] | Oh,God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? |
| [13:22.68] | Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? |
| [13:30.22] | Have you never done this before? |
| [13:33.46] | Well,not myself. But I know other people that have. |
| [13:38.46] | Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. |
| [13:43.00] | Don't worry. I'll use the gentle cycle. |
| [13:50.84] | Basically,you wanna use one machine for all your whites. |
| [13:55.75] | A whole other machine for your colors. |
| [13:58.42] | And a third for your... |
| [14:03.12] | ...delicates. That would be your bras... … |
| [14:11.60] | These are white cotton panties. |
| [14:14.83] | Would they go with whites or with delicates? |
| [14:17.94] | That would be a judgment call. |
| [14:25.21] | He's so cute! |
| [14:28.88] | Where did you grow up? |
| [14:30.85] | -Brooklyn Heights. -Cleveland. - |
| [14:34.55] | -How'd that happen? -My God! |
| [14:36.79] | What? |
| [14:38.69] | I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. |
| [14:44.16] | But I'm not. |
| [14:53.67] | So,you and Angela,huh? |
| [14:56.11] | -Yep. Pretty much. -You' re a lucky man. - |
| [15:01.15] | Know what I miss most about her? |
| [15:03.61] | That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. |
| [15:07.72] | Like a happy little squirrel... |
| [15:10.69] | ...or a weasel. … |
| [15:13.92] | -I never really noticed. -Oh,yeah,yeah. Listen for it. - |
| [15:18.66] | Monica. Monica is great. |
| [15:20.93] | Yeah,she is. |
| [15:23.40] | But it's not gonna last. |
| [15:27.30] | She's too much for me in bed. |
| [15:30.91] | Sexually. |
| [15:35.58] | I've gotta tell you,Bob is terrific. |
| [15:38.45] | Yeah,isn't he? |
| [15:40.12] | It's great to meet a smart,funny guy who's emotionally older than 8. |
| [15:53.56] | My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. |
| [15:59.90] | That's nice. |
| [16:06.34] | You can. It's like pulling off a Band-Aid. |
| [16:09.55] | Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. |
| [16:13.82] | Go! Go! |
| [16:28.23] | Hi,Janice. |
| [16:30.83] | Here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. |
| [16:41.81] | All right. |
| [16:48.15] | Well,there you go. |
| [16:50.39] | Stop it,stop it,stop it. |
| [16:55.76] | This isn't about you. |
| [16:57.56] | I know! It's about your fear of commitment. |
| [17:01.13] | I' m not afraid. |
| [17:03.10] | -Please. -I don't! |
| [17:04.64] | -I don't! I' m ready to commit anytime. -Really? - |
| [17:09.51] | I know this is gonna sound stupid... |
| [17:12.04] | ... but I feel that if I can do this... … |
| [17:14.85] | ...if I can actually do my own laundry... … |
| [17:18.38] | ...there isn't anything I can't do. … |
| [17:21.35] | That does not sound stupid to me. |
| [17:29.33] | I'm sorry,that's all the time we have. Next on Ross.... |
| [17:34.87] | -Uh-oh. -What? |
| [17:36.43] | Uh-oh.... Uh-oh, |
| [17:37.84] | Uh-oh,the laundry's done. |
| [17:41.27] | It's a song. |
| [17:44.14] | The laundry song we sing. |
| [17:47.04] | Uh-oh! The laundry's done Uh-oh! |
| [17:51.28] | -What's the matter? -Nothing. - |
| [17:53.88] | The laundry's done |
| [17:55.45] | Come on,show me. |
| [17:56.82] | It's just that you left a red sock with your whites,and now... |
| [18:03.53] | ...everything's kind of pink. … |
| [18:07.06] | Everything's pink? |
| [18:08.83] | Except for the red sock, which is still red. |
| [18:11.80] | Don't be upset. It can happen to anyone. |
| [18:14.84] | But it happened to me. |
| [18:16.94] | God,I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! |
| [18:20.74] | What am I doing? |
| [18:22.85] | My father's right! I can't live on my own. |
| [18:26.22] | I can't even do laundry! |
| [18:40.20] | Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn't inflate his head. |
| [18:45.87] | So anyway... |
| [18:48.71] | ...his head is flopping down Broadway,right? … |
| [18:52.61] | And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is. |
| [18:58.05] | Something's in my eye. Could we check it in the light,please? |
| [19:05.32] | -Oh,my God! -What? |
| [19:07.02] | Were we at the same table? It's like... |
| [19:10.13] | ...cocktails in Appalachia. … |
| [19:16.77] | -They' re close. -Close? Her tongue's in his ear. - |
| [19:21.67] | Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross. |
| [19:26.88] | Joey,this is sick. It's disgusting. It's... |
| [19:31.42] | ... not really true' is it? |
| [19:33.35] | Who's to say what's true? |
| [19:35.32] | -What were you thinking? -l' m not proud of this,okay? - |
| [19:39.46] | Well,maybe I am a little. |
| [19:45.03] | You like him. I want her. He likes you. |
| [19:49.37] | -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah. |
| [19:51.54] | If we put our heads together, between the two of us... |
| [19:55.44] | ...we can break them up. |
| [20:00.34] | I' m sorry. I can't believe I did this. |
| [20:03.01] | I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. |
| [20:12.76] | Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. |
| [20:22.40] | Here's the thing. We're different. |
| [20:24.84] | I'm bing,bing,bing. You' re boom,boom,boom. |
| [20:28.44] | Oh,my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [20:31.44] | Are you okay? |
| [20:34.01] | It's just my lens. It's my lens. |
| [20:36.85] | I'll be right back. |
| [20:40.75] | I hit her in the eye! In the eye! |
| [20:43.35] | This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| [20:47.09] | Oh,my God! |
| [20:51.03] | -How many have you had? -I don't know. A million! - |
| [20:55.73] | Chandler,easy,easy. Go to your happy place. |
| [21:02.57] | -l' m fine,l' m fine. -All right. |
| [21:05.11] | -l' m not fine. Here she is. -Wait here,okay? Breathe. - |
| [21:28.03] | -How do you do that? -It's like a gift. - |
| [21:34.27] | We should always break up together. |
| [21:36.87] | I'd like that! |
| [21:40.11] | The clothes are clean. That's the important part. |
| [21:43.38] | I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. |
| [21:52.92] | I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. |
| [21:57.39] | I had a 24-inch waist. You lose things. |
| [22:00.30] | Now,come on. Get out of my way. |
| [22:02.83] | I' m sorry. Maybe I wasn't being clear. This was our cart. |
| [22:06.74] | There weren't clothes in it! |
| [22:08.94] | Hey,hey,hey,hey! Quit making up rules! |
| [22:11.78] | Let go! Come on,it's my cart. |
| [22:15.38] | Listen,Mitzi,if you want it... |
| [22:17.78] | ...you' re gonna have to take me with it! |
| [22:27.62] | -Yes! Did you see that? -You were incredible. - |
| [22:31.23] | A brand-new woman, ladies and gentlemen. |
| [22:45.21] | More clothes in the dryer? |
| [22:49.25] | -I'm fine. I'm fine. -Are you sure? - |
| [22:55.32] | -Are you sure you' re okay? -Yeah. - |
| [23:02.56] | What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this. |
| [23:09.33] | -How'd it go? -Excellent! |
| [23:11.94] | We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. |
| [23:17.17] | What a beautiful story. |
| [23:21.38] | -I'm fine,by the way. -I'm sorry. - |
| [23:24.61] | -Where's Chandler? -He needed time to grieve. - |
| [23:27.82] | I' m free! I' m free! |
| [23:32.12] | That ought to do it. |
| [02:41.-2] | She' d feel like we' re ganging up on her. |
| [05:45.-3] | And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too. |
| [10:02.-4] | I' m looking. I' m looking. |
| [10:21.-2] | That' s sweet. I knew you had Rockys. |
| [14:06.-3] | ... and your underpanty things. |
| [15:46.-3] | You know what else? He' s unbelievable in bed! |
| [17:25.-3] | The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me |
| [19:43.-3] | l' m out of here! Wait! |
| [22:34.-3] | Thank you. I could not have done this without you. |
| [22:58.-4] | Does it still hurt? Yeah. |
| [00:01.51] | Let it go. It' s not a big deal. |
| [00:04.05] | Not a big deal? It' s amazing. You reach in, there' s one maneuver and bam! |
| [00:09.19] | A bra. Right out the sleeve. |
| [00:11.82] | As far as I know, guys don' t do anything that comes close. Right? |
| [00:16.80] | Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| [00:20.10] | We can? Okay, I' m trying that. |
| [00:24.00] | Know what blows my mind? |
| [00:25.87] | Women can see breasts anytime they want. |
| [00:31.21] | You look down, and there they are. |
| [00:33.71] | How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| [00:37.65] | I don' t get how guys can do so many mean things... |
| [00:41.45] | ... and not even care. |
| [00:49.63] | Multiple orgasms! There you go. |
| [00:57.44] | The One With the East German Laundry Detergent |
| [01:45.52] | Saturday night. The big night! |
| [01:47.59] | Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night! |
| [01:52.92] | No plans, huh? Not a one! |
| [01:56.03] | Not even breaking up with Janice? |
| [01:58.33] | Right, right. Shut up. |
| [02:02.53] | Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. |
| [02:05.74] | Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell. |
| [02:09.87] | You just gotta do it. I know. But it' s just so hard. |
| [02:13.78] | You' re sitting there with her. She has no idea. |
| [02:16.92] | You finally get up the courage to do it. |
| [02:19.65] | There' s that awkward moment when you' ve handed her the note. |
| [02:26.12] | You try to run out of the restaurant before she' s finished the note. |
| [02:31.23] | Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. |
| [02:38.57] | If you want, I' ll do it with you. |
| [02:44.64] | You dump Janice, I' ll dump T ony. |
| [02:47.65] | You' re breaking up with T ony? He' s sweet, but it' s not fun anymore. |
| [02:52.25] | I don' t know if it' s me or his hunger strike, I don' t know. |
| [02:57.79] | Do you want anything else? |
| [02:59.62] | You had a nutty, chocolatey, kind of cakey, pie thing that |
| [03:05.56] | Nothing. I' m fine. |
| [03:09.90] | What' s wrong? Why so scrunchie? |
| [03:12.54] | My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible. |
| [03:16.67] | That guy, he burns me up. |
| [03:20.15] | Yeah, it' s a Mercedes if I move back home. |
| [03:23.55] | It was horrible! He called me " young lady. " |
| [03:26.65] | I hate when my father calls me that. |
| [03:30.19] | Did he say " You' re not up to this" again? |
| [03:33.66] | I got the extended version with choruses of... |
| [03:36.86] | ... " You' ll Never Make it on Your Own. " " |
| [03:43.84] | Hi, Joey. |
| [03:46.40] | Oh, my God! Angela! |
| [03:47.94] | Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her. |
| [03:51.34] | Are you gonna go over there? No. Yeah. No. |
| [03:56.75] | Okay, but not yet. I don' t wanna seem too eager. |
| [04:02.65] | One Mississippi, two Mississippi... |
| [04:05.69] | ... three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool. |
| [04:12.06] | Hey, Angela. Joey. |
| [04:14.87] | You look good. |
| [04:16.57] | That' s because l' m wearing a dress that accents my boobs. |
| [04:27.15] | You don' t say. |
| [04:30.22] | So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight? |
| [04:33.12] | Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama. |
| [04:38.12] | You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who' s doing laundry there too? |
| [04:44.30] | Who? Me! |
| [04:46.50] | Was that not clear? |
| [04:51.74] | Why don' t...? |
| [04:53.27] | Why don' t I just join you both there? |
| [04:56.61] | Don' t you have a laundry room in your building? |
| [05:00.78] | Yes. |
| [05:03.08] | I do have a laundry room in my building. |
| [05:08.09] | But there' s a rat problem. |
| [05:10.79] | Apparently, they' re attracted to dryer sheets. |
| [05:14.26] | They' re going in fine, but they' re coming out all fluffy. |
| [05:21.93] | Anyway, 7ish? Sure. |
| [05:27.61] | Forget it. I' m with Bob now. Bob? Who the hell' s Bob? |
| [05:32.58] | Bob is great. He' s smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job. |
| [05:37.55] | You go on three auditions a month and you' re an actor. Bob |
| [05:41.55] | Come on! We were great together. |
| [05:52.73] | Sorry, Joey. You said, " Let' s be friends. " So guess what? |
| [05:57.44] | What? We' re just friends. |
| [06:00.07] | Fine. Fine. |
| [06:01.74] | Why don' t the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends. |
| [06:05.74] | What " four of us"? |
| [06:07.31] | You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend... |
| [06:12.68] | ... Monica. |
| [06:13.89] | I' m telling you, this guy' s perfect for you. |
| [06:16.85] | Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| [06:21.56] | Come on, this guy' s great. His name' s Bob. He' s Angela' s... |
| [06:25.66] | ... brother. He' s smart, he' s sophisticated... |
| [06:29.33] | ... and he has a real job. |
| [06:31.34] | I go on three auditions a month and say l' m an actor, but he' s |
| [06:35.57] | God help us. What? |
| [06:37.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile. |
| [06:43.61] | Look, l' m asking a favor here. |
| [06:46.22] | If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me. |
| [06:51.09] | What' s going on? You go out with tons of girls. |
| [06:54.56] | I know, but Angela' s different. |
| [06:57.90] | She' s like one of a kind, like a snowflake or.... |
| [07:05.00] | Something else like a snowflake? Yeah, yeah. |
| [07:08.81] | Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should' ve broke up with her. |
| [07:13.58] | Will you help me? Please? |
| [07:23.62] | Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those. |
| [07:28.49] | Okay, bye. |
| [07:30.73] | Monica' s not coming. It' s just gonna be me and Rachel. |
| [07:36.57] | Hold on, camper. You' ve thought this through? |
| [07:39.90] | It' s laundry. The thinkingthrough is minimal. |
| [07:44.21] | Just you and Rachel? Just you two? |
| [07:46.54] | This is a date. You' re going on a date. |
| [07:50.65] | Uhuh. Uhhuh. |
| [07:56.39] | I haven' t done that in a while. ls it a date if she doesn' t know? |
| [08:01.69] | Yes, absolutely. Saturday night, all rules apply. |
| [08:06.80] | What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine? |
| [08:10.77] | Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. |
| [08:15.47] | It' s the first time she' ll see your underwear. You want it dirty? |
| [08:23.88] | No. |
| [08:26.72] | And the fabric softener? |
| [08:29.09] | Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? |
| [08:33.49] | What? It says I' m a sensitive, warm kind of guy. |
| [08:37.23] | You know, like a little fuzzy bear. |
| [08:41.90] | I' ll pick something else up. There you go. |
| [08:49.07] | Thank you. |
| [08:50.27] | What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short? |
| [08:54.15] | Yep. |
| [08:56.75] | Which? Which what? |
| [09:00.69] | You' ve never met Bob, have you? No, but |
| [09:04.32] | For all we know, he' s horribly Hey, Joey! |
| [09:08.83] | Horribly attractive. I' ll be shutting up now. |
| [09:17.17] | Where are they? Where are they? |
| [09:19.67] | This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us. |
| [09:23.57] | Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies. |
| [09:28.31] | I don' t wanna do that. |
| [09:32.32] | Here we go. Have a good breakup. |
| [09:36.69] | Hey, Janice. My God, I am so glad you called me. |
| [09:40.63] | I had the most supremely awful day. |
| [09:45.10] | That' s not good. |
| [09:47.87] | Can I get an espresso and a latte over here? |
| [09:51.14] | We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked. |
| [09:55.51] | I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping. |
| [09:58.78] | And I got you.... |
| [10:05.32] | I' m looking. |
| [10:08.15] | I got you What? |
| [10:09.69] | What? What did you get me there? |
| [10:13.66] | I got you... |
| [10:16.56] | ... these. |
| [10:18.80] | Bullwinkle socks. |
| [10:23.63] | You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix. |
| [10:29.27] | Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want. |
| [10:37.21] | I' m gonna get another espresso. More latte? |
| [10:43.05] | No, l' m still working on mine. |
| [10:50.93] | That' s it? Yeah, it was really hard. |
| [10:53.90] | Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. You weren' t there. |
| [11:01.84] | Sorry. How are things going? |
| [11:04.61] | Going? Things are not going. She got me socks. |
| [11:08.08] | These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you l' m sorry. |
| [11:26.30] | Coming through. Move. Move! |
| [11:33.84] | Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine. |
| [11:37.51] | Yeah, well, now you' re kind of not. |
| [11:41.08] | But I saved it. I put my basket on top. |
| [11:44.22] | I' m sorry. Is that your basket? |
| [11:46.92] | It' s pretty. Unfortunately, I don' t see suds! |
| [11:52.42] | What? shén me? |
| [11:54.63] | No suds, no save, okay? |
| [12:00.67] | What' s going on? |
| [12:02.33] | Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine. |
| [12:06.37] | Was your basket on top? |
| [12:08.11] | Yeah, but there were no suds. So? |
| [12:10.61] | You know, no suds, no save. No suds, no Excuse me. |
| [12:14.55] | Hold on a second! This is my friend' s machine. |
| [12:18.75] | Hey, hey, hey! Her stuff wasn' t in it! |
| [12:21.19] | Hey, hey, hey! That' s not the rule, and you know it! |
| [12:35.67] | All right. Show' s over. |
| [12:40.34] | Nothing to see here. |
| [12:44.88] | Okay. Let' s do laundry. |
| [12:47.21] | That was amazing! I can' t even send back soup. |
| [12:51.25] | Well, that' s because you' re such a sweet, gentle.... |
| [12:58.02] | Do you? Do you? Oh, hey. You must need detergent. |
| [13:05.86] | What' s that? Uberweiss. |
| [13:08.77] | It' s new. It' s German. It' s extra tough! |
| [13:14.17] | Rach, are you gonna separate those? |
| [13:17.78] | Oh, God. Am I being a total laundry spaz? |
| [13:22.68] | Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants? |
| [13:30.22] | Have you never done this before? |
| [13:33.46] | Well, not myself. But I know other people that have. |
| [13:38.46] | Okay. You caught me. I' m a laundry virgin. |
| [13:43.00] | Don' t worry. I' ll use the gentle cycle. |
| [13:50.84] | Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites. |
| [13:55.75] | A whole other machine for your colors. |
| [13:58.42] | And a third for your... |
| [14:03.12] | ... delicates. That would be your bras... |
| [14:11.60] | These are white cotton panties. |
| [14:14.83] | Would they go with whites or with delicates? |
| [14:17.94] | That would be a judgment call. |
| [14:25.21] | He' s so cute! |
| [14:28.88] | Where did you grow up? |
| [14:30.85] | Brooklyn Heights. Cleveland. |
| [14:34.55] | How' d that happen? My God! |
| [14:36.79] | What? |
| [14:38.69] | I suddenly had the feeling I was falling. |
| [14:44.16] | But I' m not. |
| [14:53.67] | So, you and Angela, huh? |
| [14:56.11] | Yep. Pretty much. You' re a lucky man. |
| [15:01.15] | Know what I miss most about her? |
| [15:03.61] | That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. |
| [15:07.72] | Like a happy little squirrel... |
| [15:10.69] | ... or a weasel. |
| [15:13.92] | I never really noticed. Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen for it. |
| [15:18.66] | Monica. Monica is great. |
| [15:20.93] | Yeah, she is. |
| [15:23.40] | But it' s not gonna last. |
| [15:27.30] | She' s too much for me in bed. |
| [15:30.91] | Sexually. |
| [15:35.58] | I' ve gotta tell you, Bob is terrific. |
| [15:38.45] | Yeah, isn' t he? |
| [15:40.12] | It' s great to meet a smart, funny guy who' s emotionally older than 8. |
| [15:53.56] | My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity. |
| [15:59.90] | That' s nice. |
| [16:06.34] | You can. It' s like pulling off a BandAid. |
| [16:09.55] | Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed. |
| [16:13.82] | Go! Go! |
| [16:28.23] | Hi, Janice. |
| [16:30.83] | Here we go. I don' t think we should go out anymore. |
| [16:41.81] | All right. |
| [16:48.15] | Well, there you go. |
| [16:50.39] | Stop it, stop it, stop it. |
| [16:55.76] | This isn' t about you. |
| [16:57.56] | I know! It' s about your fear of commitment. |
| [17:01.13] | I' m not afraid. |
| [17:03.10] | Please. I don' t! |
| [17:04.64] | I don' t! I' m ready to commit anytime. Really? |
| [17:09.51] | I know this is gonna sound stupid... |
| [17:12.04] | ... but I feel that if I can do this... |
| [17:14.85] | ... if I can actually do my own laundry... |
| [17:18.38] | ... there isn' t anything I can' t do. |
| [17:21.35] | That does not sound stupid to me. |
| [17:29.33] | I' m sorry, that' s all the time we have. Next on Ross.... |
| [17:34.87] | Uhoh. What? |
| [17:36.43] | Uhoh.... Uhoh, |
| [17:37.84] | Uhoh, the laundry' s done. |
| [17:41.27] | It' s a song. |
| [17:44.14] | The laundry song we sing. |
| [17:47.04] | Uhoh! The laundry' s done Uhoh! |
| [17:51.28] | What' s the matter? Nothing. |
| [17:53.88] | The laundry' s done |
| [17:55.45] | Come on, show me. |
| [17:56.82] | It' s just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now... |
| [18:03.53] | ... everything' s kind of pink. |
| [18:07.06] | Everything' s pink? |
| [18:08.83] | Except for the red sock, which is still red. |
| [18:11.80] | Don' t be upset. It can happen to anyone. |
| [18:14.84] | But it happened to me. |
| [18:16.94] | God, I' m gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep! |
| [18:20.74] | What am I doing? |
| [18:22.85] | My father' s right! I can' t live on my own. |
| [18:26.22] | I can' t even do laundry! |
| [18:40.20] | Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn' t inflate his head. |
| [18:45.87] | So anyway... |
| [18:48.71] | ... his head is flopping down Broadway, right? |
| [18:52.61] | And I' m thinking how inappropriate this is. |
| [18:58.05] | Something' s in my eye. Could we check it in the light, please? |
| [19:05.32] | Oh, my God! What? |
| [19:07.02] | Were we at the same table? It' s like... |
| [19:10.13] | ... cocktails in Appalachia. |
| [19:16.77] | They' re close. Close? Her tongue' s in his ear. |
| [19:21.67] | Like you' ve never got a little rambunctious with Ross. |
| [19:26.88] | Joey, this is sick. It' s disgusting. It' s... |
| [19:31.42] | ... not really true' is it? |
| [19:33.35] | Who' s to say what' s true? |
| [19:35.32] | What were you thinking? l' m not proud of this, okay? |
| [19:39.46] | Well, maybe I am a little. |
| [19:45.03] | You like him. I want her. He likes you. |
| [19:49.37] | Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. |
| [19:51.54] | If we put our heads together, between the two of us... |
| [19:55.44] | ... we can break them up. |
| [20:00.34] | I' m sorry. I can' t believe I did this. |
| [20:03.01] | I couldn' t stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story. |
| [20:12.76] | Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here. |
| [20:22.40] | Here' s the thing. We' re different. |
| [20:24.84] | I' m bing, bing, bing. You' re boom, boom, boom. |
| [20:28.44] | Oh, my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [20:31.44] | Are you okay? |
| [20:34.01] | It' s just my lens. It' s my lens. |
| [20:36.85] | I' ll be right back. |
| [20:40.75] | I hit her in the eye! In the eye! |
| [20:43.35] | This is the worst breakup in the history of the world! |
| [20:47.09] | Oh, my God! |
| [20:51.03] | How many have you had? I don' t know. A million! |
| [20:55.73] | Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. |
| [21:02.57] | l' m fine, l' m fine. All right. |
| [21:05.11] | l' m not fine. Here she is. Wait here, okay? Breathe. |
| [21:28.03] | How do you do that? It' s like a gift. |
| [21:34.27] | We should always break up together. |
| [21:36.87] | I' d like that! |
| [21:40.11] | The clothes are clean. That' s the important part. |
| [21:43.38] | I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now. |
| [21:52.92] | I' m sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. |
| [21:57.39] | I had a 24inch waist. You lose things. |
| [22:00.30] | Now, come on. Get out of my way. |
| [22:02.83] | I' m sorry. Maybe I wasn' t being clear. This was our cart. |
| [22:06.74] | There weren' t clothes in it! |
| [22:08.94] | Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quit making up rules! |
| [22:11.78] | Let go! Come on, it' s my cart. |
| [22:15.38] | Listen, Mitzi, if you want it... |
| [22:17.78] | ... you' re gonna have to take me with it! |
| [22:27.62] | Yes! Did you see that? You were incredible. |
| [22:31.23] | A brandnew woman, ladies and gentlemen. |
| [22:45.21] | More clothes in the dryer? |
| [22:49.25] | I' m fine. I' m fine. Are you sure? |
| [22:55.32] | Are you sure you' re okay? Yeah. |
| [23:02.56] | What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I' m gonna do this. |
| [23:09.33] | How' d it go? Excellent! |
| [23:11.94] | We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves. |
| [23:17.17] | What a beautiful story. |
| [23:21.38] | I' m fine, by the way. I' m sorry. |
| [23:24.61] | Where' s Chandler? He needed time to grieve. |
| [23:27.82] | I' m free! I' m free! |
| [23:32.12] | That ought to do it. |
| [00:01.51] | bié zài zhēng hǎo ma? zhè yòu méi shén me dà bù liǎo de |
| [00:04.05] | méi shén me dà bù liǎo? zhè jiǎn zhí shì tài shén qí le nǐ tài wàng xià duàn yǔ le, yòng diǎn xiǎo jì qiǎo |
| [00:09.19] | niǔ gài xiōng zhào cóng xiù zi chū lái |
| [00:11.82] | jiù wǒ ér yán nán shēng jiǎn dān méi de bǐ wǒ shuō de duì bú duì? |
| [00:16.80] | bài tuō, nán shēng kě yǐ zhàn zhe niào |
| [00:20.10] | wǒ men xíng ma? wǒ dào yào shì shì kàn |
| [00:24.00] | zhī dào shén me zuì lìng wǒ jí dù? |
| [00:25.87] | nǚ rén suí shí dōu kě yǐ kàn zì jǐ de xiōng bù |
| [00:31.21] | dī tóu yī kàn tā jiù zài nà li |
| [00:33.71] | zhēn gǎo bu dǒng nǐ men zěn me huì yǒu xīn gōng zuò |
| [00:37.65] | zhī dào wǒ gǎo bu dǒng shén me ma? nán rén kě yǐ zuò xǔ duō xià liú de shì |
| [00:41.45] | què néng háo bù zài hu |
| [00:49.63] | duō chóng gāo cháo |
| [00:57.44] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 05 jí xǐ yī fú |
| [01:45.52] | liǎo bù qǐ, zhōu mò yè, zhòng yào de yè wǎn |
| [01:47.59] | yuē huì de yè wǎn zhōu mò yè |
| [01:52.92] | méi yǒu jì huà shì ma? yí gè dōu méi yǒu |
| [01:56.03] | lián hé zhēn nī sī fēn shǒu de dǎ suàn dōu méi yǒu? |
| [01:58.33] | duì bì zuǐ |
| [02:02.53] | qián dé, méi yǒu rén xǐ huān fēn shǒu |
| [02:05.74] | kǎi wén. mǐ lēi chú wài, yuàn tā zài dì yù lǐ làn diào |
| [02:09.87] | nǐ míng bái de wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì zhè què shí tài nán le |
| [02:13.78] | nǐ zuò zài tā shēn páng ér tā què yī wú suǒ zhī |
| [02:16.92] | zuì hòu nǐ gǔ qǐ yǒng qì |
| [02:19.65] | zài zhè shí zài gān gà de shí kè dāng nǐ jiāng zhǐ tiáo ná gěi tā |
| [02:26.12] | zài tā kàn wán zhǐ tiáo zhī qián, nǐ cháng shì zhe pǎo chū fàn diàn |
| [02:31.23] | gàn ma fēn shǒu? zhēng qì diǎn, bù zài dǎ diàn huà jiù xíng le |
| [02:38.57] | rú guǒ yuàn yì, wǒ hé nǐ yì qǐ zuò |
| [02:41.-2] | xiè le, dàn zhè yàng tā huì rèn wéi wǒ men shì lián shǒu lái duì fù tā |
| [02:44.64] | nǐ hé zhēn nī sī fēn shǒu wǒ hé dōng ní fēn shǒu |
| [02:47.65] | dōng ní? nǐ yào hé dōng ní fēn shǒu? tā rén hěn hǎo. dàn shì wǒ duì tā zài méi xīn xiān gǎn le |
| [02:52.25] | wǒ bù zhī dào wèn tí shì zài yú wǒ hái shì tā de jué shí kàng yì |
| [02:57.79] | hái yǒu rén xū yào shén me ma? |
| [02:59.62] | nǐ zuò le yǒu hé guǒ, qiǎo kè lì zhī lèi de pài |
| [03:05.56] | méi shì, wǒ hái hǎo |
| [03:09.90] | zěn me la, guài guài de |
| [03:12.54] | shì wǒ bà tā yào mǎi bēn chí chǎng péng chē gěi wǒ |
| [03:16.67] | nà jiā huo zhēn jiào wǒ shēng qì |
| [03:20.15] | rú guǒ xiǎng yào bēn chí wǒ jiù dé bān huí jiā le |
| [03:23.55] | tài kě wù le tā chēng wǒ wèi" nián qīng de nǚ shì" |
| [03:26.65] | wǒ zuì shòu bù liǎo wǒ bà zhè yàng jiào wǒ |
| [03:30.19] | tā shì bú shì yòu shuō nǐ nián jì tài qīng zhī lèi |
| [03:33.66] | duì, tā zài zhè cì jiā cháng bǎn zhōng shuō le sān cì |
| [03:36.86] | nǐ bù kě néng dú lì" |
| [03:43.84] | hēi, qiáo yī |
| [03:46.40] | tiān yā, ān jí lā |
| [03:47.94] | bèi nǐ shuǎi diào duì tā dà yǒu hǎo chù |
| [03:51.34] | nǐ xiǎng guò qù ma? bù, wǒ bù |
| [03:56.75] | bù, wǒ bù. wǒ bù xiǎng xiǎn de tài xiǎng guò qù le |
| [04:02.65] | yí gè mì xī xī bǐ, liǎng gè mì xī xī bǐ |
| [04:05.69] | sān ge mì xī xī bǐ. nà kàn qǐ lái zhēn kù |
| [04:12.06] | ān jí lā qiáo yī |
| [04:14.87] | nǐ kàn qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [04:16.57] | yīn wèi wǒ de yī fú tū xiǎn chū wǒ de xiōng bù |
| [04:27.15] | kàn de chū lái |
| [04:30.22] | ruì qiū, nǐ jīn wǎn yǒu hé jié mù? |
| [04:33.12] | jīng cǎi fēng fù, wǒ yào hé mó nī kǎ qù xǐ yī diàn |
| [04:38.12] | xiǎng zhī dào yǒu gè qiǎo hé ma? cāi cāi shuí yě yào qù xǐ yī diàn? |
| [04:44.30] | shuí? wǒ |
| [04:46.50] | nán dào hái bù gòu qīng chǔ? |
| [04:51.74] | hé bù |
| [04:53.27] | hé bù ràng wǒ jiā rù nǐ men? |
| [04:56.61] | nǐ de gōng yù méi yǒu xǐ yī jiān ma? |
| [05:00.78] | shì de |
| [05:03.08] | yǒu, wǒ de gōng yù yǒu xǐ yī jiān |
| [05:08.09] | dàn shì xiàn zài yǒu lǎo shǔ le |
| [05:10.79] | tā men xiǎn rán duì hōng gān jī lǐ de xiāng xiāng zhǐ gǎn xīng qù |
| [05:14.26] | jìn rù shí hái hǎo chū lái shì què máo róng róng de |
| [05:21.93] | 5 diǎn zuǒ yòu jiàn? hǎo de |
| [05:27.61] | miǎn le, wǒ xiàn zài hé bào bó jiāo wǎng bào bó? shuí shì bào bó? |
| [05:32.58] | bào bó jiǎn zhí shì bàng tòu le cōng míng, chéng shú, yòu yǒu zhēn zhèng de gōng zuò |
| [05:37.55] | nǐ měi gè yuè miàn shì sān cì jiù chēng zì jǐ shì yǎn yuán dàn shì bào bó |
| [05:41.55] | wǒ men zài yì qǐ shí hěn kāi xīn |
| [05:45.-3] | bù zhǐ shì xún huān zuò yuè wǒ men yě liáo de lái |
| [05:52.73] | bào qiàn, qiáo yī nǐ céng shuō wǒ men dāng péng yǒu jiù hǎo, nà me |
| [05:57.44] | shén me? wǒ men zhǐ shì péng yǒu |
| [06:00.07] | xíng |
| [06:01.74] | wǒ men sì gè hé bù yì qǐ chū qù chī wǎn fàn? jiù xiàng péng yǒu yí yàng |
| [06:05.74] | nǎ sì gè? |
| [06:07.31] | nǐ hé bào bó, wǒ hé wǒ de nǚ yǒu |
| [06:12.68] | mó nī kǎ |
| [06:13.89] | yào wǒ shuō, zhè xiǎo huǒ jué duì shì hé nǐ |
| [06:16.85] | suàn le ba, cóng nǐ nà huì zé chū zì mǔ kuài de biǎo xiōng hòu wǒ zài yě bù gǎn lǐng jiào le |
| [06:21.56] | méi piàn nǐ, tā zhēn de hěn bàng tā jiào bào bó, ān qí lā de |
| [06:25.66] | gē ge. bào bó jiǎn zhí shì tài bàng le cōng míng, chéng shú |
| [06:29.33] | yòu yǒu zhēn zhèng de gōng zuò |
| [06:31.34] | wǒ ne? wǒ měi gè yuè miàn shì sān cì jiù chēng zì jǐ shì yǎn yuán |
| [06:35.57] | yuàn shén bāng zhù wǒ men shén me? |
| [06:37.24] | chǒu lòu de luǒ nán zài pù chú fáng cí zhuān |
| [06:43.61] | wǒ zài qiú nǐ bāng máng |
| [06:46.22] | rú guǒ wǒ néng wéi tā gē ge zuò diǎn shì huò xǔ tā huì huí dào wǒ shēn páng |
| [06:51.09] | nǐ shì zěn me le? nǐ hé qiān bǎi gè nǚ rén yuē huì |
| [06:54.56] | wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì ān jí lā hěn bù yí yàng |
| [06:57.90] | tā jiù xiàng nà yī zhǒng nà zhǒng xuě huā |
| [07:05.00] | qí tā xiàng xuě huā de dōng xī shì de, shì de |
| [07:08.81] | wǒ fàn le tiān dà de cuò wù wǒ bù gāi hé tā fēn shǒu |
| [07:13.58] | yuàn yì bāng wǒ ma? qiú qiú nǐ |
| [07:23.62] | děng děng nǐ néng bù néng bú yào pèng qí tā de dōng xī |
| [07:28.49] | méi wèn tí, zài jiàn |
| [07:30.73] | mó nī kǎ bù néng qù le xiàn zài zhǐ shèng wǒ hé ruì qiū |
| [07:36.57] | děng děng, lǎo xiōng nǐ què dìng zì jǐ zǐ xì xiǎng guò |
| [07:39.90] | zhǐ shì qù xǐ diàn méi zǐ xì xiǎng guò |
| [07:44.21] | nǐ shì shuō zhǐ yǒu nǐ hé ruì qiū? zhǐ yǒu nǐ men liǎng gè? |
| [07:46.54] | zhè jiào yuē huì nǐ men yào qù yuē huì |
| [07:50.65] | |
| [07:56.39] | wǒ yǒu yī zhèn zi méi gàn zhè gè le a tā dōu bù zhī dào néng suàn shì yuē huì ma? |
| [08:01.69] | dāng rán shì de xīng qī liù wǎn shàng, shén me guī zé dōu kě yǐ yòng |
| [08:06.80] | nǐ zài shuō xiē shén me ne? gāi zài guā guā hú zǐ huò tiāo píng měi jiǔ? |
| [08:10.77] | huò xǔ nǐ gāi zài kǎo lǜ nǐ nà āng zāng de nèi yī kù |
| [08:15.47] | yīn wèi jiāng tā shǒu dù jiàn dào nǐ de nèi yī kù xiǎng ràng tā kàn jiàn nǐ nà āng zāng de nèi yī kù ma? |
| [08:23.88] | bù xiǎng |
| [08:26.72] | hái yǒu yī wù róu shùn jì |
| [08:29.09] | wǒ de xióng bǎo bèi yòu zěn me le? |
| [08:33.49] | zhè dài biǎo wǒ mǐn gǎn tiē xīn |
| [08:37.23] | jiù xiàng yì zhī máo róng róng de xióng bǎo bèi |
| [08:41.90] | hǎo ba, wǒ zài lù shàng mǎi jiù shì le zhè cái shàng dào |
| [08:49.07] | xiè xiè |
| [08:50.27] | bào bó zhǎng shén me yàng? dào dǐ shì gāo hái shì ǎi? |
| [08:54.15] | |
| [08:56.75] | shén me? shén me? |
| [09:00.69] | nǐ méi hé bào bó jiàn guò miàn, duì bù? duì, kě shì |
| [09:04.32] | bài tuō, zhè jiā huo kě néng xiāng dāng hēi, qiáo yī |
| [09:08.83] | fēi cháng de xī yǐn rén. wǒ bì zuǐ jiù shì le |
| [09:17.17] | tā men zài nǎ ér? tā men zài nǎ ér? |
| [09:19.67] | gǎn jué zhēn hǎo, wǒ men liǎ cóng wèi dú chǔ guò |
| [09:23.57] | duì, huò xǔ míng tiān wǒ men kě yǐ zū liàng chē zhuàng jǐ zhǐ xiǎo gǒu |
| [09:28.31] | wǒ bù xiǎng nà yàng |
| [09:32.32] | tā lái le zhù nǐ yǒu gè yú kuài de fēn shǒu |
| [09:36.69] | zhēn nī sī zhēn gāo xìng nǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [09:40.63] | wǒ cóng lái méi zhè me bēi cǎn de yì tiān |
| [09:45.10] | bù miào |
| [09:47.87] | néng duān bēi nóng suō kā fēi hé ná tiě lái ma? |
| [09:51.14] | wǒ men gāng zài yǒu shū cài de nà gè shè yǐng xiǎo zhàn pāi le zhào dàn nèi xiē shū cài làn tòu le |
| [09:55.51] | wǒ de zhěng gè xià wǔ jiù zhè yàng huǐ le wǒ qù guàng jiē gòu wù |
| [09:58.78] | rán hòu jiù wèi nǐ mǎi |
| [10:02.-4] | wǒ zài zhǎo wǒ zài zhǎo |
| [10:05.32] | wǒ wèi nǐ |
| [10:08.15] | wǒ wèi nǐ shén me? |
| [10:09.69] | shén me? nǐ bāng wǒ mǎi shén me? |
| [10:13.66] | wǒ bāng nǐ mǎi |
| [10:16.56] | zhè gè |
| [10:18.80] | bù wén gē wà |
| [10:21.-2] | zhēn kě ài wǒ zhī dào nǐ yǐ yǒu luò jī |
| [10:23.63] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiǎng nǐ kě yǐ chuān yī shuāng bù wén gē huò chuān yī shuāng luò jī, huò hùn zhe chuān |
| [10:29.27] | suí nǐ gāo xìng |
| [10:37.21] | wǒ zài qù jiào yī bēi nóng suō kā fēi xiǎng zài lái yī bēi ná tiě ma? |
| [10:43.05] | bù yòng le, wǒ de hái méi hē wán |
| [10:50.93] | zhè yàng jiù gǎo dìng le shì de, nǐ zhī dào zhè yàng zuò hěn nán |
| [10:53.90] | méi cuò, nà gè yōng bào zhēn cǎn liè nǐ bù zài chǎng |
| [11:01.84] | duì bù qǐ shì qíng chǔ lǐ de zěn yàng? |
| [11:04.61] | zhè yàng? fēn shǒu de shì qíng jiù zhè yàng le. tā gěi wǒ mǎi le wà zi |
| [11:08.08] | xiàn zài nǐ yǒu luò jī wà zi le a! tā zhēn de hěn guān xīn nǐ, duì bù qǐ |
| [11:26.30] | jiè guò, ràng kāi |
| [11:33.84] | bào qiàn, wǒ yòng zhè tái xǐ yī jī |
| [11:37.51] | shì ma? bù guò xiàn zài bú shì le |
| [11:41.08] | dàn shì wǒ zhàn wèi zhì le, wǒ fàng le lán zi zài shàng miàn |
| [11:44.22] | bào qiàn, zhè shì nǐ de lán zi ma? |
| [11:46.92] | zhēn piào liàng, dàn shì wǒ méi kàn dào xǐ yī shuǐ |
| [11:52.42] | shén me? |
| [11:54.63] | méi féi zào shuǐ jiù bù suàn bǎo liú, xíng ma? |
| [12:00.67] | zěn me le? |
| [12:02.33] | méi shén me zhè wèi xiōng pó niáng qiǎng le wǒ de xǐ yī jī |
| [12:06.37] | nǐ yǒu bǎ lán zi fàng shàng miàn ma? |
| [12:08.11] | yǒu, dàn shì méi yǒu féi zào shuǐ? rán hòu ne? |
| [12:10.61] | méi féi zào shuǐ jiù bù suàn bǎo liú méi féi zào shuǐ, bào qiàn |
| [12:14.55] | děng děng zhè shì wǒ péng yǒu yòng de jī qì |
| [12:18.75] | tā de dōng xī méi zài lǐ miàn |
| [12:21.19] | nǐ míng zhī guī jǔ bú shì zhè yàng de |
| [12:35.67] | biǎo yǎn jié shù |
| [12:40.34] | méi shén me hǎo kàn de |
| [12:44.88] | xǐ yī fú ba |
| [12:47.21] | zhè jiǎn zhí shì tài shén qí le wǒ lián tāng dōu bù gǎn tuì |
| [12:51.25] | yīn wèi nǐ shì gè wēn róu kě ài de |
| [12:58.02] | nǐ? nǐ? nǐ de yòng xǐ yī fěn |
| [13:05.86] | nà shi shén me? wū bó huái sī |
| [13:08.77] | lái zì dé guó de xīn chǎn pǐn xǐ jìng lì chāo qiáng |
| [13:14.17] | ruì qiū, nǐ zhǔn bèi fēn kāi xǐ ma? |
| [13:17.78] | tiān na, wǒ xiàng gè xǐ yī dà bái chī |
| [13:22.68] | wǒ de yòng yī tái xǐ chèn yī yòng lìng yī tái xǐ kù zi ma? |
| [13:30.22] | nǐ méi xǐ guò yī fú? |
| [13:33.46] | méi yǒu, dàn wǒ rèn shi zhè yàng xǐ guò de rén |
| [13:38.46] | hǎo ba, bèi nǐ dǎi dào le wǒ méi xǐ guò yī fú |
| [13:43.00] | bié dān xīn, wǒ huì yòng màn shuǐ xún huán |
| [13:50.84] | nǐ de yòng yī tái xǐ nǐ quán bù de bái yī bái yī |
| [13:55.75] | lìng yī tái xǐ qí tā yán sè de yī fú |
| [13:58.42] | dì sān tái xǐ |
| [14:03.12] | tiē shēn. xiōng zhào hé |
| [14:06.-3] | nèi kù zhī lèi de |
| [14:11.60] | zhèi xiē mián zhì dì bái sè nèi kù ne? |
| [14:14.83] | yǔ bái yī hái shì tiē shēn yī wù yì qǐ xǐ? |
| [14:17.94] | suí biàn nǐ luó |
| [14:25.21] | tā hǎo shuài |
| [14:28.88] | nǐ men zài nǎ ér zhǎng dà? |
| [14:30.85] | bù lǔ kè lín kè lǐ fú lán |
| [14:34.55] | zěn me huì zhè yàng? tiān na! |
| [14:36.79] | āi yō |
| [14:38.69] | wǒ tū rán gǎn dào yī zhèn yūn xuàn |
| [14:44.16] | dàn shì méi yǒu |
| [14:53.67] | nǐ hé ān qí lā zài yì qǐ? |
| [14:56.11] | chà bù duō nǐ zhēn xìng yùn |
| [15:01.15] | zhī dào wǒ zuì xiǎng niàn tā shén me? |
| [15:03.61] | tā qīng kěn dōng xī de shēng yīn |
| [15:07.72] | hǎo xiàng shì kuài lè de xiǎo sōng shǔ |
| [15:10.69] | huò shì yòu |
| [15:13.92] | wǒ dǎo shì méi zhù yì guò yǐ hòu zhù yì tīng |
| [15:18.66] | mó nī kǎ, mó nī kǎ hěn hǎo |
| [15:20.93] | méi cuò |
| [15:23.40] | bù guò bú huì wéi chí hěn jiǔ |
| [15:27.30] | wǒ xīn yǒu yú ér lì bù zú zài chuáng shàng |
| [15:30.91] | liǎng xìng zhī jiān dì |
| [15:35.58] | wǒ dé gào sù nǐ, bào bó jiǎn zhí shì tài bàng le |
| [15:38.45] | kě bú shì ma |
| [15:40.12] | néng yù shàng cōng míng yōu mò xīn zhì nián líng chāo guò bā suì de rén zhēn bàng |
| [15:46.-3] | zhī dào ma? tā zài chuáng shàng gèng shì yī liú |
| [15:53.56] | wǒ gē cóng wèi gào sù wǒ tā hé shí shī qù tóng zhēn |
| [15:59.90] | zhēn hǎo |
| [16:06.34] | nǐ néng bàn dào de zhè jiù xiàng shì bá bēng dài yí yàng |
| [16:09.55] | kuài sù bá qǐ lòu chū shāng kǒu |
| [16:13.82] | kuài zǒu |
| [16:28.23] | zhēn nī sī |
| [16:30.83] | guǎn tā de, wǒ xiǎng wǒ men bù gāi zài jiāo wǎng xià qù le |
| [16:41.81] | |
| [16:48.15] | wǒ zhī dào le |
| [16:50.39] | tíng xià lái, tíng xià lái. |
| [16:55.76] | zhè hé nǐ wú guān |
| [16:57.56] | wǒ zhī dào, zhǐ shì nǐ hài pà chéng nuò |
| [17:01.13] | wǒ yì diǎn yě bù pà |
| [17:03.10] | bài tuō. wǒ bù pà |
| [17:04.64] | wǒ bù pà! wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo le suí shí dōu kě yǐ zhēn de ma? |
| [17:09.51] | wǒ zhī dào zhè tīng qǐ lái hěn shǎ |
| [17:12.04] | dàn shì wǒ jué de rú guǒ wǒ kě yǐ zuò zhèi xiē |
| [17:14.85] | wǒ xiǎng rú guǒ wǒ kě yǐ zì jǐ xǐ yī fú de huà |
| [17:18.38] | wǒ jiù méi yǒu bàn bú dào de shì |
| [17:21.35] | wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù jué de kě xiào |
| [17:25.-3] | jiù xiàng kǎ luó lí kāi hòu, wǒ dì yī cì dòng shǒu zuò wǎn fàn |
| [17:29.33] | bào qiàn, shí jiān dào jiē xià lái dào wǒ le |
| [17:34.87] | zěn me le? |
| [17:36.43] | yī fú xǐ hǎo le |
| [17:37.84] | |
| [17:41.27] | zhè shì yī shǒu gē |
| [17:44.14] | wǒ men chàng de yī shǒu xǐ yī gē |
| [17:47.04] | yī fú xǐ hǎo le |
| [17:51.28] | dào dǐ zěn me le? méi shì |
| [17:53.88] | yī fú xǐ hǎo le |
| [17:55.45] | luó sī, kuài gěi wǒ kàn |
| [17:56.82] | hǎo ba, bái yī zhōng yǒu yì zhī hóng wà suǒ yǐ bái yī quán biàn chéng |
| [18:03.53] | quán biàn chéng fěn hóng sè |
| [18:07.06] | quán biàn chéng fěn hóng sè? |
| [18:08.83] | duì, dàn hóng wà hái shì hóng wà |
| [18:11.80] | bào qiàn, qiān wàn bié shāng xīn |
| [18:14.84] | rèn hé rén dōu kě néng fā shēng zhè zhǒng shì |
| [18:16.94] | wǒ chuān zhèi xiē kàn lái huì xiàng yì zhī fěn hóng zhū |
| [18:20.74] | wǒ dào dǐ shì zěn me nǎ? |
| [18:22.85] | wǒ bà shuō de duì, wǒ wú fǎ dú lì shēng huó |
| [18:26.22] | wǒ lián xǐ yī fú dōu bú huì |
| [18:40.20] | gǒu qì qiú chū le yì wài tā de tóu wú fǎ péng zhàng |
| [18:45.87] | yú shì |
| [18:48.71] | yú shì tā de tóu jiù luò zài bǎi lǎo huì |
| [18:52.61] | wǒ xīn xiǎng zhè shí zài tài bù xiàng huà le |
| [18:58.05] | yǒu dōng xī pǎo jìn wǒ yǎn jīng néng dào dēng xià bāng wǒ kàn kàn ma? |
| [19:05.32] | wǒ de tiān yā! zěn me la? |
| [19:07.02] | wǒ men shì zuò zài tóng yī zhuō ma? zhè jiù xiàng shì |
| [19:10.13] | a bā lā qì yà de jī wěi jiǔ tài lí pǔ le |
| [19:16.77] | tā men gǎn qíng hěn hǎo gǎn qíng hěn hǎo? tā shé tou dōu shēn jìn le tā de ěr duǒ |
| [19:21.67] | nǐ hé luó sī jiù bú huì yǒu xiǎo dòng zuò? |
| [19:26.88] | qiáo yī, zhè lìng rén nán shòu le, ràng rén ě xīn |
| [19:31.42] | zhè bú shì zhēn de, duì bù? |
| [19:33.35] | shuí shuō shì zhēn de? |
| [19:35.32] | nǐ dào dǐ zài xiǎng shén me? hǎo ba, wǒ yě bù xǐ huān zhè yàng |
| [19:39.46] | huò xǔ yǒu yì diǎn |
| [19:43.-3] | wǒ yào zǒu le děng děng |
| [19:45.03] | nǐ xǐ huān tā, wǒ yào tā, tā xǐ huān nǐ |
| [19:49.37] | zhēn de? méi cuò |
| [19:51.54] | wǒ xiǎng zhǐ yào wǒ men yì qǐ xiǎng bàn fǎ |
| [19:55.44] | jiù néng ràng tā men fēn kāi |
| [20:00.34] | zhēn shì bào qiàn méi xiǎng dào wǒ huì zhè yàng |
| [20:03.01] | nǐ de gù shì ràng wǒ xiào dé zuǐ bā hé bù lǒng |
| [20:12.76] | fú wù shēng, zài lái yī pán jī chì |
| [20:22.40] | wǒ men shì bù tóng lèi xíng de rén |
| [20:24.84] | wǒ jiù hǎo xiàng dīng dīng dīng nǐ jiù hǎo xiàng bāng bāng bāng |
| [20:28.44] | zāo le, bào qiàn |
| [20:31.44] | nǐ méi shì ba |
| [20:34.01] | méi shì, zhǐ shì wǒ de yǐn xíng yǎn jìng |
| [20:36.85] | wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [20:40.75] | wǒ dǎ zhòng tā de yǎn jīng, yǎn jīng |
| [20:43.35] | zhè shì yǒu shǐ yǐ lái shì shàng zuì zāo gāo de fēn shǒu |
| [20:47.09] | wǒ de tiān |
| [20:51.03] | nǐ dào dǐ hē le jǐ bēi? wǒ yě bù zhī dào, yī bǎi wàn bēi? |
| [20:55.73] | qián dé, fàng qīng sōng kuài huí dào nǐ de kuài lè tiān táng |
| [21:02.57] | wǒ méi shì de hǎo ba |
| [21:05.11] | bù miào, tā huí lái le zài zhè ér děng zhe, shēn hū xī |
| [21:28.03] | nǐ shì zěn me bàn dào de? wǒ yǒu tiān fù |
| [21:34.27] | wǒ měi cì fēn shǒu dōu gāi zhǎo nǐ |
| [21:36.87] | wǒ lè yì zhī zhì |
| [21:40.11] | nǐ yǐ bǎ yī fú xǐ jìng xiàn zài shì zhòng yào bù fèn |
| [21:43.38] | dà gài ba zhǐ shì yī fú dōu chéng le shuì yī |
| [21:52.92] | bào qiàn, tuī chē shì wǒ men de |
| [21:57.39] | wǒ de yāo wéi yě zēng shì 24 cùn nǐ diū dōng xī le ma |
| [22:00.30] | ràng kāi, bié dǎng dào |
| [22:02.83] | bào qiàn, huò xǔ wǒ méi shuō qīng chǔ zhè chē shì wǒ de |
| [22:06.74] | zhè shàng miàn méi yǒu yī fú |
| [22:08.94] | nǐ yòu zài luàn biān guī dìng le |
| [22:11.78] | fàng shǒu, chē shì wǒ de |
| [22:15.38] | hǎo ba, xiǎng yòng zhè liàng chē |
| [22:17.78] | nǐ jiù dé tuī zhe wǒ yì qǐ zǒu |
| [22:27.62] | wǒ yíng le, kàn jiàn méi? nǐ zhēn shì tài shén qí le |
| [22:31.23] | gè wèi, yī wèi tuō tāi huàn gǔ de xīn nǚ xìng |
| [22:34.-3] | duō kuī le nǐ wǒ cái néng bàn dào |
| [22:45.21] | hōng gān jī lǐ hái yǒu yī fú? |
| [22:49.25] | wǒ méi shì, wǒ méi shì nǐ què dìng |
| [22:55.32] | nǐ què dìng nǐ méi shì shì de |
| [22:58.-4] | hái téng ma? shì de |
| [23:02.56] | zhēn shì cōng míng, yī fú yán sè dōu yí yàng wǒ yě yào zhè me zuò |
| [23:09.33] | hēi, zěn me yàng la? hěn hǎo! |
| [23:11.94] | wǒ men chāi sàn nà yī duì bìng jiāng tā men zhàn wèi yǐ yǒu |
| [23:17.17] | zhēn shì měi lì dòng rén de gù shì |
| [23:21.38] | wǒ yǐ jīng méi shì le. duì bù qǐ |
| [23:24.61] | qián dé zài nǎ ér? tā xū yào yì diǎn shí jiān liáo shāng |
| [23:27.82] | wǒ zì yóu le wǒ zì yóu le |
| [23:32.12] | tā yīng gāi fù yuán le |