| 歌曲 | Friends S01E06 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:08.-4] | This is so exciting! |
| [01:02.-2] | A thing through which you can tinkle A thing through which you can tinkle |
| [01:23.-3] | The One With the Butt |
| [02:33.-3] | Is it? It feels like 2. |
| [03:19.-1] | -You could do that. -You think? - |
| [03:54.-1] | Yes,you said that. |
| [05:09.-4] | "Loved your work. Call me a sap. " " |
| [06:09.-4] | Joey... Joey... |
| [07:17.-4] | Hey,kids! |
| [08:11.-2] | We talked until 2:00. It was perfect. |
| [10:02.-1] | -I couldn't. -Good for you. - |
| [10:07.-4] | ... I' m going out with more people than her. ... |
| [11:13.-1] | Nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask. |
| [17:57.-4] | Once again,rolling. Water working. |
| [19:57.-2] | ... but it's like l' m two guys. One guy's saying,"This is great! " ... |
| [20:02.-1] | But there's this other guy. |
| [21:33.-2] | No? What happened,big guy? |
| [24:18.-2] | Or play with or simply let hang |
| [00:05.45] | Oh,look! There's Joey's picture! |
| [00:09.49] | You can spot someone who's never seen his plays. |
| [00:12.72] | Notice,no fear. No sense of impending doom. |
| [00:17.00] | "The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. " " |
| [00:22.30] | We came on the wrong night. |
| [00:26.07] | I can't believe I forgot a magazine. |
| [00:28.64] | -Come on,this might be good. -I don't know. - |
| [00:31.84] | The exclamation point scares me. It's not just Freud,it's Freud! |
| [00:37.85] | Magic is about to happen! |
| [00:40.79] | Well,Eva... |
| [00:43.09] | ...we've done some excellent work here. |
| [00:47.46] | And I would have to say... |
| [00:49.73] | ...your problem is quite clear. …… |
| [00:55.30] | All you want is a dinkle All you want is a dinkle |
| [00:58.90] | What you envy's a schwang What you envy's a schwang |
| [01:05.58] | To play with or simply let hang To play with or simply let hang |
| [02:22.85] | I feel violated. |
| [02:25.52] | Did anybody else feel like peeling their skin off... |
| [02:29.06] | ...to have something else to do? |
| [02:31.73] | Ross,1 0:00. |
| [02:36.03] | -No,1 0:00! -What? |
| [02:39.80] | There's a beautiful woman at 8,9,1 0:00! |
| [02:45.84] | Hello! |
| [02:47.31] | She's amazing! She makes the women l dream about look like fat,bald men. |
| [02:53.12] | Go over. She's not with anyone. |
| [02:55.22] | And what would my opening line be? Excuse me.... |
| [03:01.26] | Come on,she's a person. You can do it. |
| [03:03.86] | Could she be more out of my league? Back me up. |
| [03:07.07] | He couldn't get a woman like that in a million years. |
| [03:12.04] | You always see these beautiful women with "nothing" guys. |
| [03:16.07] | You could be one of those guys. |
| [03:21.18] | Absolutely! |
| [03:22.68] | I can't believe I'm considering this. |
| [03:25.22] | -l' m very aware of my tongue. -Come on. - |
| [03:28.02] | Here goes. |
| [03:30.00] | Stand back,everyone. Incoming ego shrapnel. |
| [03:33.36] | All right,I can do this. |
| [03:39.50] | -Yes? -Hi. |
| [03:43.27] | Okay,next word would be... |
| [03:45.54] | ... Chandler. … |
| [03:47.74] | Chandler is my name and.... |
| [03:50.91] | Hi! Hi! |
| [03:55.65] | Yes! Yes,I did. But what I didn't say.... |
| [03:58.88] | What I wanted to say was... |
| [04:01.12] | ...would you like to go out with me? Thank you. Good night. …… |
| [04:05.06] | Chandler? |
| [04:09.83] | -I didn't know you could dance! -You were in a play! - |
| [04:13.30] | What'd you think? |
| [04:15.57] | -I didn't know you could dance! -You were in a play! - |
| [04:19.07] | It wasn't that bad. I was the lead. |
| [04:21.84] | It was better than the troll thing. At least you got to see my head. |
| [04:26.31] | -You're right. -We saw your head. - |
| [04:29.01] | How about that accent? |
| [04:31.15] | Yeah. All of your W's were V's. |
| [04:37.46] | She said yes! |
| [04:40.29] | Awful play,man! |
| [04:44.36] | Her name's Aurora. She's ltalian and she pronounces my name " Chandler. " |
| [04:50.80] | I like that better. |
| [04:52.34] | The usher gave me this. |
| [04:54.37] | -What is it? -The Estelle Leonard T alent Agency. |
| [04:57.68] | An agency left its card. They wanna sign me! |
| [05:00.61] | Based on this play? |
| [05:04.28] | Based on this play! |
| [05:06.58] | Look! There's a note on the back. |
| [05:14.43] | She was obviously very moved! |
| [05:17.10] | You should call her fairly quickly. |
| [05:19.80] | Yeah! As soon as possible! |
| [05:25.54] | Come in! |
| [05:28.31] | Hi. I'm here to see Estelle Leonard. Hi. |
| [05:30.91] | Just a moment,let me see if she's in. |
| [05:35.35] | Hello. |
| [05:38.75] | -You' re Estelle? -I know... - |
| [05:40.82] | ...you weren't expecting someone so fantastically beautiful. …… |
| [05:47.59] | Love lump. T ake a load off already, darling. Sit already. |
| [05:53.00] | I can't tell you how excited I am to be here. |
| [05:56.43] | Why not? |
| [05:59.44] | -What I meant was -You don't mind if I eat,do you? - |
| [06:10.15] | ...sweetheart,let me ask you a question. …… |
| [06:13.55] | Did you ever see the movie Sleepless in Seattle? |
| [06:17.42] | -Wow! Do you represent those actors? -No. |
| [06:21.19] | But you know the end, where they' re happy? |
| [06:24.83] | That's gonna be you and me. |
| [06:28.40] | You mean you wanna sign me? |
| [06:30.50] | No,I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building and make out. |
| [06:36.71] | Of course I wanna sign you! |
| [06:39.54] | -Miss Leonard,I'm so -Oh,boy. |
| [06:42.18] | -Ride them,cowboy. -l' m sorry! |
| [06:55.13] | I don't see it! |
| [06:59.83] | -T ry to look through it. -Unfocus your eyes. - |
| [07:03.20] | Focus? There's nothing to focus on. |
| [07:06.44] | -It's the Statue of Liberty! -Right! - |
| [07:10.11] | -Where's the Statue of Liberty? -There. |
| [07:13.18] | I can't not see it now. |
| [07:18.18] | Come here. Do you see anything here? |
| [07:20.75] | -lt looks like a boat. -A boat. - |
| [07:24.36] | Right in front of the Statue of Liberty. |
| [07:29.09] | It's been seven seconds,and you haven't asked me how my date went. |
| [07:33.83] | How was your date,Chandler? |
| [07:36.30] | It was unbelievable! |
| [07:37.80] | I've never met anyone like her. She's had an amazing life! |
| [07:41.64] | She was in the Israeli army. |
| [07:43.67] | None of the bullets hit the engine, so we made it to the border. |
| [07:48.41] | But just barely,and l.... |
| [07:51.18] | I've been talking about myself all night long. I'm sorry. |
| [07:55.45] | What about you? T ell me a story. |
| [07:58.42] | All right,once... |
| [08:00.83] | ... I got on the subway. |
| [08:02.83] | And it was at night... |
| [08:04.83] | ...and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn. ... |
| [08:08.17] | Just for the hell of it. |
| [08:14.64] | More or less. |
| [08:15.94] | Suddenly,we realized we were in Yemen. |
| [08:18.74] | I' m sorry,so "we" is...? |
| [08:21.11] | "We" is me and Rick. |
| [08:22.65] | Who's Rick? |
| [08:23.85] | Who's Rick? |
| [08:26.35] | My husband. |
| [08:30.09] | -Oh,so you' re divorced? -No. - |
| [08:33.42] | I' m sorry. So you' re widowed? Hopefully? |
| [08:37.76] | No,l' m still married. |
| [08:40.90] | So,how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me... |
| [08:45.74] | ...sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket? ... |
| [08:52.18] | Don't worry. |
| [08:53.78] | He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan. |
| [08:58.35] | Ethan? There's an Ethan? |
| [09:01.89] | Ethan is my boyfriend. |
| [09:05.52] | What? 什么? |
| [09:08.76] | What kind of relationship do you imagine us having... |
| [09:12.33] | ...if you have a husband and a boyfriend? |
| [09:15.50] | I suppose,mainly sexual. |
| [09:21.57] | Sorry it didn't work out. |
| [09:23.44] | What,not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. |
| [09:26.91] | Didn't you listen to the story? |
| [09:30.82] | Didn't you listen? It's twisted! |
| [09:33.45] | How could you get involved with her? |
| [09:35.89] | I had trouble with it at first. But I get the good stuff. |
| [09:40.00] | All the fun,all the talking, all the sex... |
| [09:43.16] | ...and none of the responsibility. |
| [09:46.43] | -This is every guy's fantasy! -That's not true! - |
| [09:49.80] | -Ross,is this your fantasy? -No,of course not. - |
| [09:55.27] | Yeah. Yeah,it is. |
| [09:57.94] | You'd go out with someone going out with someone else? |
| [10:04.25] | When l' m with a woman, I need to know... |
| [10:10.39] | Once,I went out with a guy who just got divorced. |
| [10:14.03] | It was hard. His kids liked me better than him. |
| [10:17.60] | What does this have to do with Chandler? |
| [10:21.13] | Nothing. |
| [10:23.27] | I didn't have anything on that topic. |
| [10:26.14] | So I went another way. |
| [10:29.24] | You know,monogamy can be a tricky concept. |
| [10:33.38] | I mean,anthropologically speaking |
| [10:37.68] | Fine. Now you'll never know. |
| [10:40.02] | We' re kidding. T ell us. |
| [10:41.89] | -We wanna know. -Come on! - |
| [10:43.65] | All right. There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey |
| [10:58.60] | Are we greeting each other this way now? I like it. |
| [11:03.44] | Look! I cleaned! |
| [11:05.31] | I did the windows. I did the floors. |
| [11:07.81] | I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one. What's it for? |
| [11:16.39] | What do you think? |
| [11:17.76] | -It's very clean. -Really,it looks great! - |
| [11:25.06] | I see you moved the green ottoman. |
| [11:31.47] | How did that happen? |
| [11:34.44] | I don't know. It looked better there. |
| [11:37.81] | And it's an extra seat around the table. |
| [11:41.11] | Yeah,it's interesting. |
| [11:44.55] | But you know what? Just for fun... |
| [11:47.15] | ...Iet's see what it looked like in the old spot. ... |
| [11:51.46] | Just to compare. |
| [11:53.32] | Let's see. |
| [11:55.06] | Well,it looks good there too. |
| [11:57.36] | Let's leave it there for a while. |
| [12:00.50] | I can't believe you moved the green ottoman. |
| [12:04.47] | Be glad you didn't fan the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes out. |
| [12:09.11] | -You guys,I am not that bad! -Yeah,you are. - |
| [12:13.74] | Remember,I lived with you? You were a little.... |
| [12:21.42] | That is so unfair! |
| [12:22.92] | When we were kids,yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy. |
| [12:29.43] | Okay,so I'm responsible. I'm organized. |
| [12:32.30] | But hey,I can be a kook! |
| [12:36.53] | All right,you madcap gal! |
| [12:40.37] | Imagine this. |
| [12:41.74] | The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away. |
| [12:45.88] | -Why not? -Because you're a kook! - |
| [12:50.51] | You wait until they send a notice. |
| [12:54.05] | I could do that. |
| [12:55.62] | Okay,then you let me go grocery shopping |
| [12:59.86] | -No problem. -I'm not done yet. - |
| [13:03.66] | And I buy detergent,but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout. |
| [13:08.77] | Why would someone do that? |
| [13:12.54] | One might wonder. |
| [13:15.81] | But I would be fine with that. |
| [13:19.28] | A glass is on the table with no coaster. A cold drink. A hot day. |
| [13:24.65] | Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood.... |
| [13:29.19] | Stop it! |
| [13:34.02] | Oh,my God! |
| [13:35.73] | It's true. Who am l? |
| [13:38.20] | Monica,you' re Mom. |
| [13:48.57] | Oh,my God! |
| [13:52.31] | Okay,I'll be there. |
| [13:56.38] | That was my agent. |
| [13:59.92] | My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie! |
| [14:06.09] | -That's great! -What's the part? |
| [14:09.06] | Can you believe it? Pacino! This guy's why I became an actor! |
| [14:13.40] | " Out of order? You' re out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order! " " |
| [14:19.77] | Seriously,what's the part? |
| [14:21.74] | "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! " |
| [14:25.71] | Come on. Seriously,Joey, what's the part? |
| [14:30.71] | You' re.... What? |
| [14:34.89] | I' m his butt double,okay? |
| [14:41.69] | I play Al Pacino's butt. |
| [14:46.50] | All right? He goes into the shower, and then... |
| [14:50.03] | ... I' m his butt. ... |
| [14:52.40] | Oh,my God! |
| [14:53.87] | Come on,you guys. |
| [14:55.31] | It's a real Pacino movie and that's big! |
| [14:58.84] | It's terrific. You deserve this. |
| [15:01.65] | After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business. |
| [15:09.25] | Fine. Make jokes,I don't care. |
| [15:11.79] | -This is a big break for me! -You' re right. It is. - |
| [15:16.43] | So,will you invite us to the big opening? |
| [15:29.27] | -I need some moisturizer. -For what? - |
| [15:32.41] | T oday's the big day! |
| [15:37.11] | You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair. |
| [15:41.00] | God. Go in the bathroom. Use whatever you want. |
| [15:44.12] | Don't ever tell me what you did in there. |
| [15:47.16] | Thank you. |
| [15:50.63] | -Joey's mom's on the phone. -ln the bathroom. - |
| [15:53.63] | -You don't wanna go in there! -Come on,we' re roommates. - |
| [15:58.50] | My eyes! My eyes! |
| [16:03.57] | I warned you. |
| [16:05.41] | Who is being loud? |
| [16:07.31] | Oh,that would be Monica. |
| [16:09.85] | Can I borrow stuff? I wanna make Aurora breakfast. |
| [16:13.18] | You got the whole night? |
| [16:15.19] | Well,I only have 20 minutes until Ethan,so.... |
| [16:18.39] | Do I sense resentment? |
| [16:20.56] | No. No resentment. Believe me... |
| [16:23.89] | ...it's worth it,okay? …… |
| [16:26.23] | In a relationship,you have moments you'll remember the rest of your life. |
| [16:31.27] | Every single second is like that with Aurora. |
| [16:34.71] | I've just wasted 35 of them talking to you. |
| [16:37.57] | So,Monica,can you help me with the door? |
| [16:42.01] | The old Monica would remind you... |
| [16:44.82] | ...to scrub that T eflon pan with a plastic brush. …… |
| [16:49.82] | But l' m not gonna do that. |
| [16:58.43] | Excuse me? Can they warm it up? I' m concerned about goose bumps. |
| [17:03.50] | Everybody ready? |
| [17:06.14] | I wanna thank you for this opportunity. |
| [17:09.27] | I mean,I know this is just a first step,but I hope that someday |
| [17:14.71] | Lose the robe. |
| [17:16.15] | Right. Okay. Losing the robe! |
| [17:20.55] | Okay,and the robe is lost. |
| [17:23.29] | I would like to get this in one take. |
| [17:26.29] | Let's roll it. |
| [17:27.83] | Water's working. |
| [17:30.09] | And action! |
| [17:33.90] | And cut! |
| [17:36.13] | Butt guy,what are you doing? |
| [17:39.07] | I'm showering. |
| [17:40.80] | No,that was clenching. |
| [17:43.14] | The way I see it, the guy's upset here,you know? |
| [17:47.04] | His wife's dead, his brother's missing. |
| [17:49.65] | I think his butt would be angry here. |
| [17:53.08] | I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch. |
| [18:00.82] | And action! |
| [18:04.09] | And cut! What was that? |
| [18:07.83] | I was going for quiet desperation. |
| [18:11.74] | But if you have to ask.... |
| [18:21.11] | God,I love these fingers. |
| [18:23.21] | Thank you. |
| [18:24.62] | No,actually,I meant my fingers. |
| [18:28.29] | Look at them. Look at how happy they are. |
| [18:32.66] | -Oh,my God,l' m late! -Oh,no! |
| [18:35.93] | -Don't go. -Okay. - |
| [18:39.80] | -I have to. -Look,she's leaving. - |
| [18:42.57] | I' m sorry. He'll be waiting for me. |
| [18:45.27] | -I thought you talked to Rick. -It's not Rick. - |
| [18:49.24] | Ethan? He gets the whole day! |
| [18:51.81] | No,it's Andrew. |
| [18:58.85] | I know there'll be moments.. |
| [19:00.92] | ...when I'll regret asking the following question,but.... …… |
| [19:05.26] | -And Andrew is? -He's... |
| [19:08.06] | ... new. …… |
| [19:10.26] | So you' re not completely fulfilled by Rick,Ethan and myself? |
| [19:14.93] | No,that's not exactly what I was |
| [19:17.60] | Most women would kill... |
| [19:19.54] | ...for three guys like us. …… |
| [19:23.04] | -So,what do you want? -You. |
| [19:26.44] | -You have me. -No. Just you. - |
| [19:29.65] | -What do you mean? -Lose the other guys. - |
| [19:33.65] | Like,all of them? |
| [19:37.25] | Come on,we' re great together. Why not? |
| [19:40.39] | Can't we have what we have now? |
| [19:42.66] | Why can't we talk and make love... |
| [19:45.30] | ...without feeling obligated to each other? …… |
| [19:48.47] | Up until tonight,I thought that's what you wanted too. |
| [19:53.07] | Well,part of me wants that... |
| [20:04.05] | The guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows... |
| [20:07.65] | ...and breaks that measuring device. …… |
| [20:10.45] | He's saying,you know, "This is too hard. Get out! " |
| [20:15.56] | So,which one of the guys will you listen to? |
| [20:19.46] | I have to listen to both. They don't let each other finish. |
| [20:24.94] | Which one? |
| [20:29.84] | The second guy. |
| [20:32.54] | I see. |
| [20:38.45] | Call me if you change your mind. |
| [20:49.36] | Sorry,the first guy runs the lips. |
| [21:05.68] | Look at it this way. You dumped her! |
| [21:09.75] | Right? I mean,this woman was unbelievably sexy... |
| [21:14.28] | ...and beautiful,intelligent, unattainable. …… |
| [21:19.56] | T ell me why you did this again? |
| [21:24.26] | Movie star! |
| [21:25.90] | Wait! Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie? |
| [21:31.60] | Nope. |
| [21:35.87] | Big guy? |
| [21:39.18] | It felt like a "big guy" moment. |
| [21:42.68] | I got fired! |
| [21:44.88] | They said I acted too much with it. |
| [21:49.35] | I told everybody about this! |
| [21:51.69] | -Everybody's expecting to see me. -lKnow what? - |
| [21:54.69] | -No one will be able to tell. -My mom will. - |
| [22:00.33] | There's something so sweet and disturbing about that. |
| [22:05.67] | I've done crappy plays for six years... |
| [22:08.84] | ...and I finally get my shot, and I blow it! |
| [22:12.48] | Maybe this wasn't it. |
| [22:14.44] | I think when it's your shot, you know it's your shot. |
| [22:19.52] | Did it feel like your shot? |
| [22:23.35] | Hard to tell. I was naked. |
| [22:26.29] | I don't think this was it. I don't think you just get one. |
| [22:30.56] | I believe things are gonna happen for you. I do. |
| [22:34.16] | You've got to think about the day some kid will go: |
| [22:38.27] | "l got the part! I'm gonna be Joey T ribbiani's ass! " |
| [22:45.28] | You think? That's so nice. |
| [22:53.92] | I' m sorry,Joey. I' m gonna go to bed,guys. |
| [22:57.09] | -Good night. -Good night. |
| [22:59.56] | You' re gonna leave your shoes out here? |
| [23:05.90] | Really? Just casually strewn about... |
| [23:09.00] | ...in that reckless,haphazard manner? ... |
| [23:13.20] | It doesn't matter. I'll get them tomorrow. Or not! |
| [23:18.68] | Whenever. |
| [23:22.85] | She is a kook. |
| [23:37.89] | If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. |
| [23:43.47] | No,don 't do this! |
| [23:46.27] | This is stupid! |
| [23:47.94] | I don 't have to prove anything. I'm gonna get them. |
| [23:51.88] | But then everyone will know. |
| [23:55.18] | Unless I get them,then wake up really early and put them back. |
| [23:59.82] | I need help! |
| [24:05.56] | -All you want is a dinkle -Not that song! |
| [24:09.83] | -All you envy's a schwang -Come on,you guys. |
| [24:14.03] | A thing through which you can tinkle |
| [24:22.01] | All you want is a dinkle |
| [24:26.01] | What you envy's a schwang |
| [24:29.55] | A thing through which you can tinkle |
| [24:33.28] | Or play with or simply let hang |
| [00:08.-4] | This is so exciting! |
| [01:02.-2] | A thing through which you can tinkle A thing through which you can tinkle |
| [01:23.-3] | The One With the Butt |
| [02:33.-3] | Is it? It feels like 2. |
| [03:19.-1] | You could do that. You think? |
| [03:54.-1] | Yes, you said that. |
| [05:09.-4] | " Loved your work. Call me a sap. " " |
| [06:09.-4] | Joey... Joey... |
| [07:17.-4] | Hey, kids! |
| [08:11.-2] | We talked until 2: 00. It was perfect. |
| [10:02.-1] | I couldn' t. Good for you. |
| [10:07.-4] | ... I' m going out with more people than her. ... |
| [11:13.-1] | Nobody knows. And we' re not supposed to ask. |
| [17:57.-4] | Once again, rolling. Water working. |
| [19:57.-2] | ... but it' s like l' m two guys. One guy' s saying," This is great! " ... |
| [20:02.-1] | But there' s this other guy. |
| [21:33.-2] | No? What happened, big guy? |
| [24:18.-2] | Or play with or simply let hang |
| [00:05.45] | Oh, look! There' s Joey' s picture! |
| [00:09.49] | You can spot someone who' s never seen his plays. |
| [00:12.72] | Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. |
| [00:17.00] | " The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. " " |
| [00:22.30] | We came on the wrong night. |
| [00:26.07] | I can' t believe I forgot a magazine. |
| [00:28.64] | Come on, this might be good. I don' t know. |
| [00:31.84] | The exclamation point scares me. It' s not just Freud, it' s Freud! |
| [00:37.85] | Magic is about to happen! |
| [00:40.79] | Well, Eva... |
| [00:43.09] | ... we' ve done some excellent work here. |
| [00:47.46] | And I would have to say... |
| [00:49.73] | ... your problem is quite clear. |
| [00:55.30] | All you want is a dinkle All you want is a dinkle |
| [00:58.90] | What you envy' s a schwang What you envy' s a schwang |
| [01:05.58] | To play with or simply let hang To play with or simply let hang |
| [02:22.85] | I feel violated. |
| [02:25.52] | Did anybody else feel like peeling their skin off... |
| [02:29.06] | ... to have something else to do? |
| [02:31.73] | Ross, 1 0: 00. |
| [02:36.03] | No, 1 0: 00! What? |
| [02:39.80] | There' s a beautiful woman at 8, 9, 1 0: 00! |
| [02:45.84] | Hello! |
| [02:47.31] | She' s amazing! She makes the women l dream about look like fat, bald men. |
| [02:53.12] | Go over. She' s not with anyone. |
| [02:55.22] | And what would my opening line be? Excuse me.... |
| [03:01.26] | Come on, she' s a person. You can do it. |
| [03:03.86] | Could she be more out of my league? Back me up. |
| [03:07.07] | He couldn' t get a woman like that in a million years. |
| [03:12.04] | You always see these beautiful women with " nothing" guys. |
| [03:16.07] | You could be one of those guys. |
| [03:21.18] | Absolutely! |
| [03:22.68] | I can' t believe I' m considering this. |
| [03:25.22] | l' m very aware of my tongue. Come on. |
| [03:28.02] | Here goes. |
| [03:30.00] | Stand back, everyone. Incoming ego shrapnel. |
| [03:33.36] | All right, I can do this. |
| [03:39.50] | Yes? Hi. |
| [03:43.27] | Okay, next word would be... |
| [03:45.54] | ... Chandler. |
| [03:47.74] | Chandler is my name and.... |
| [03:50.91] | Hi! Hi! |
| [03:55.65] | Yes! Yes, I did. But what I didn' t say.... |
| [03:58.88] | What I wanted to say was... |
| [04:01.12] | ... would you like to go out with me? Thank you. Good night. |
| [04:05.06] | Chandler? |
| [04:09.83] | I didn' t know you could dance! You were in a play! |
| [04:13.30] | What' d you think? |
| [04:15.57] | I didn' t know you could dance! You were in a play! |
| [04:19.07] | It wasn' t that bad. I was the lead. |
| [04:21.84] | It was better than the troll thing. At least you got to see my head. |
| [04:26.31] | You' re right. We saw your head. |
| [04:29.01] | How about that accent? |
| [04:31.15] | Yeah. All of your W' s were V' s. |
| [04:37.46] | She said yes! |
| [04:40.29] | Awful play, man! |
| [04:44.36] | Her name' s Aurora. She' s ltalian and she pronounces my name " Chandler. " |
| [04:50.80] | I like that better. |
| [04:52.34] | The usher gave me this. |
| [04:54.37] | What is it? The Estelle Leonard T alent Agency. |
| [04:57.68] | An agency left its card. They wanna sign me! |
| [05:00.61] | Based on this play? |
| [05:04.28] | Based on this play! |
| [05:06.58] | Look! There' s a note on the back. |
| [05:14.43] | She was obviously very moved! |
| [05:17.10] | You should call her fairly quickly. |
| [05:19.80] | Yeah! As soon as possible! |
| [05:25.54] | Come in! |
| [05:28.31] | Hi. I' m here to see Estelle Leonard. Hi. |
| [05:30.91] | Just a moment, let me see if she' s in. |
| [05:35.35] | Hello. |
| [05:38.75] | You' re Estelle? I know... |
| [05:40.82] | ... you weren' t expecting someone so fantastically beautiful. |
| [05:47.59] | Love lump. T ake a load off already, darling. Sit already. |
| [05:53.00] | I can' t tell you how excited I am to be here. |
| [05:56.43] | Why not? |
| [05:59.44] | What I meant was You don' t mind if I eat, do you? |
| [06:10.15] | ... sweetheart, let me ask you a question. |
| [06:13.55] | Did you ever see the movie Sleepless in Seattle? |
| [06:17.42] | Wow! Do you represent those actors? No. |
| [06:21.19] | But you know the end, where they' re happy? |
| [06:24.83] | That' s gonna be you and me. |
| [06:28.40] | You mean you wanna sign me? |
| [06:30.50] | No, I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building and make out. |
| [06:36.71] | Of course I wanna sign you! |
| [06:39.54] | Miss Leonard, I' m so Oh, boy. |
| [06:42.18] | Ride them, cowboy. l' m sorry! |
| [06:55.13] | I don' t see it! |
| [06:59.83] | T ry to look through it. Unfocus your eyes. |
| [07:03.20] | Focus? There' s nothing to focus on. |
| [07:06.44] | It' s the Statue of Liberty! Right! |
| [07:10.11] | Where' s the Statue of Liberty? There. |
| [07:13.18] | I can' t not see it now. |
| [07:18.18] | Come here. Do you see anything here? |
| [07:20.75] | lt looks like a boat. A boat. |
| [07:24.36] | Right in front of the Statue of Liberty. |
| [07:29.09] | It' s been seven seconds, and you haven' t asked me how my date went. |
| [07:33.83] | How was your date, Chandler? |
| [07:36.30] | It was unbelievable! |
| [07:37.80] | I' ve never met anyone like her. She' s had an amazing life! |
| [07:41.64] | She was in the Israeli army. |
| [07:43.67] | None of the bullets hit the engine, so we made it to the border. |
| [07:48.41] | But just barely, and l.... |
| [07:51.18] | I' ve been talking about myself all night long. I' m sorry. |
| [07:55.45] | What about you? T ell me a story. |
| [07:58.42] | All right, once... |
| [08:00.83] | ... I got on the subway. |
| [08:02.83] | And it was at night... |
| [08:04.83] | ... and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn. ... |
| [08:08.17] | Just for the hell of it. |
| [08:14.64] | More or less. |
| [08:15.94] | Suddenly, we realized we were in Yemen. |
| [08:18.74] | I' m sorry, so " we" is...? |
| [08:21.11] | " We" is me and Rick. |
| [08:22.65] | Who' s Rick? |
| [08:23.85] | Who' s Rick? |
| [08:26.35] | My husband. |
| [08:30.09] | Oh, so you' re divorced? No. |
| [08:33.42] | I' m sorry. So you' re widowed? Hopefully? |
| [08:37.76] | No, l' m still married. |
| [08:40.90] | So, how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me... |
| [08:45.74] | ... sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket? ... |
| [08:52.18] | Don' t worry. |
| [08:53.78] | He' d be okay with you because he' s okay with Ethan. |
| [08:58.35] | Ethan? There' s an Ethan? |
| [09:01.89] | Ethan is my boyfriend. |
| [09:05.52] | What? shén me? |
| [09:08.76] | What kind of relationship do you imagine us having... |
| [09:12.33] | ... if you have a husband and a boyfriend? |
| [09:15.50] | I suppose, mainly sexual. |
| [09:21.57] | Sorry it didn' t work out. |
| [09:23.44] | What, not work out? I' m seeing her again on Thursday. |
| [09:26.91] | Didn' t you listen to the story? |
| [09:30.82] | Didn' t you listen? It' s twisted! |
| [09:33.45] | How could you get involved with her? |
| [09:35.89] | I had trouble with it at first. But I get the good stuff. |
| [09:40.00] | All the fun, all the talking, all the sex... |
| [09:43.16] | ... and none of the responsibility. |
| [09:46.43] | This is every guy' s fantasy! That' s not true! |
| [09:49.80] | Ross, is this your fantasy? No, of course not. |
| [09:55.27] | Yeah. Yeah, it is. |
| [09:57.94] | You' d go out with someone going out with someone else? |
| [10:04.25] | When l' m with a woman, I need to know... |
| [10:10.39] | Once, I went out with a guy who just got divorced. |
| [10:14.03] | It was hard. His kids liked me better than him. |
| [10:17.60] | What does this have to do with Chandler? |
| [10:21.13] | Nothing. |
| [10:23.27] | I didn' t have anything on that topic. |
| [10:26.14] | So I went another way. |
| [10:29.24] | You know, monogamy can be a tricky concept. |
| [10:33.38] | I mean, anthropologically speaking |
| [10:37.68] | Fine. Now you' ll never know. |
| [10:40.02] | We' re kidding. T ell us. |
| [10:41.89] | We wanna know. Come on! |
| [10:43.65] | All right. There' s a theory put forth by Richard Leakey |
| [10:58.60] | Are we greeting each other this way now? I like it. |
| [11:03.44] | Look! I cleaned! |
| [11:05.31] | I did the windows. I did the floors. |
| [11:07.81] | I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one. What' s it for? |
| [11:16.39] | What do you think? |
| [11:17.76] | It' s very clean. Really, it looks great! |
| [11:25.06] | I see you moved the green ottoman. |
| [11:31.47] | How did that happen? |
| [11:34.44] | I don' t know. It looked better there. |
| [11:37.81] | And it' s an extra seat around the table. |
| [11:41.11] | Yeah, it' s interesting. |
| [11:44.55] | But you know what? Just for fun... |
| [11:47.15] | ... Iet' s see what it looked like in the old spot. ... |
| [11:51.46] | Just to compare. |
| [11:53.32] | Let' s see. |
| [11:55.06] | Well, it looks good there too. |
| [11:57.36] | Let' s leave it there for a while. |
| [12:00.50] | I can' t believe you moved the green ottoman. |
| [12:04.47] | Be glad you didn' t fan the magazines. She' ll scratch your eyes out. |
| [12:09.11] | You guys, I am not that bad! Yeah, you are. |
| [12:13.74] | Remember, I lived with you? You were a little.... |
| [12:21.42] | That is so unfair! |
| [12:22.92] | When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn' t raggedy. |
| [12:29.43] | Okay, so I' m responsible. I' m organized. |
| [12:32.30] | But hey, I can be a kook! |
| [12:36.53] | All right, you madcap gal! |
| [12:40.37] | Imagine this. |
| [12:41.74] | The phone bill arrives, but you don' t pay it right away. |
| [12:45.88] | Why not? Because you' re a kook! |
| [12:50.51] | You wait until they send a notice. |
| [12:54.05] | I could do that. |
| [12:55.62] | Okay, then you let me go grocery shopping |
| [12:59.86] | No problem. I' m not done yet. |
| [13:03.66] | And I buy detergent, but it' s not the one with the easypour spout. |
| [13:08.77] | Why would someone do that? |
| [13:12.54] | One might wonder. |
| [13:15.81] | But I would be fine with that. |
| [13:19.28] | A glass is on the table with no coaster. A cold drink. A hot day. |
| [13:24.65] | Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood.... |
| [13:29.19] | Stop it! |
| [13:34.02] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:35.73] | It' s true. Who am l? |
| [13:38.20] | Monica, you' re Mom. |
| [13:48.57] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:52.31] | Okay, I' ll be there. |
| [13:56.38] | That was my agent. |
| [13:59.92] | My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie! |
| [14:06.09] | That' s great! What' s the part? |
| [14:09.06] | Can you believe it? Pacino! This guy' s why I became an actor! |
| [14:13.40] | " Out of order? You' re out of order! This whole courtroom' s out of order! " " |
| [14:19.77] | Seriously, what' s the part? |
| [14:21.74] | " Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! " |
| [14:25.71] | Come on. Seriously, Joey, what' s the part? |
| [14:30.71] | You' re.... What? |
| [14:34.89] | I' m his butt double, okay? |
| [14:41.69] | I play Al Pacino' s butt. |
| [14:46.50] | All right? He goes into the shower, and then... |
| [14:50.03] | ... I' m his butt. ... |
| [14:52.40] | Oh, my God! |
| [14:53.87] | Come on, you guys. |
| [14:55.31] | It' s a real Pacino movie and that' s big! |
| [14:58.84] | It' s terrific. You deserve this. |
| [15:01.65] | After years of struggling you' ve cracked your way into show business. |
| [15:09.25] | Fine. Make jokes, I don' t care. |
| [15:11.79] | This is a big break for me! You' re right. It is. |
| [15:16.43] | So, will you invite us to the big opening? |
| [15:29.27] | I need some moisturizer. For what? |
| [15:32.41] | T oday' s the big day! |
| [15:37.11] | You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair. |
| [15:41.00] | God. Go in the bathroom. Use whatever you want. |
| [15:44.12] | Don' t ever tell me what you did in there. |
| [15:47.16] | Thank you. |
| [15:50.63] | Joey' s mom' s on the phone. ln the bathroom. |
| [15:53.63] | You don' t wanna go in there! Come on, we' re roommates. |
| [15:58.50] | My eyes! My eyes! |
| [16:03.57] | I warned you. |
| [16:05.41] | Who is being loud? |
| [16:07.31] | Oh, that would be Monica. |
| [16:09.85] | Can I borrow stuff? I wanna make Aurora breakfast. |
| [16:13.18] | You got the whole night? |
| [16:15.19] | Well, I only have 20 minutes until Ethan, so.... |
| [16:18.39] | Do I sense resentment? |
| [16:20.56] | No. No resentment. Believe me... |
| [16:23.89] | ... it' s worth it, okay? |
| [16:26.23] | In a relationship, you have moments you' ll remember the rest of your life. |
| [16:31.27] | Every single second is like that with Aurora. |
| [16:34.71] | I' ve just wasted 35 of them talking to you. |
| [16:37.57] | So, Monica, can you help me with the door? |
| [16:42.01] | The old Monica would remind you... |
| [16:44.82] | ... to scrub that T eflon pan with a plastic brush. |
| [16:49.82] | But l' m not gonna do that. |
| [16:58.43] | Excuse me? Can they warm it up? I' m concerned about goose bumps. |
| [17:03.50] | Everybody ready? |
| [17:06.14] | I wanna thank you for this opportunity. |
| [17:09.27] | I mean, I know this is just a first step, but I hope that someday |
| [17:14.71] | Lose the robe. |
| [17:16.15] | Right. Okay. Losing the robe! |
| [17:20.55] | Okay, and the robe is lost. |
| [17:23.29] | I would like to get this in one take. |
| [17:26.29] | Let' s roll it. |
| [17:27.83] | Water' s working. |
| [17:30.09] | And action! |
| [17:33.90] | And cut! |
| [17:36.13] | Butt guy, what are you doing? |
| [17:39.07] | I' m showering. |
| [17:40.80] | No, that was clenching. |
| [17:43.14] | The way I see it, the guy' s upset here, you know? |
| [17:47.04] | His wife' s dead, his brother' s missing. |
| [17:49.65] | I think his butt would be angry here. |
| [17:53.08] | I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch. |
| [18:00.82] | And action! |
| [18:04.09] | And cut! What was that? |
| [18:07.83] | I was going for quiet desperation. |
| [18:11.74] | But if you have to ask.... |
| [18:21.11] | God, I love these fingers. |
| [18:23.21] | Thank you. |
| [18:24.62] | No, actually, I meant my fingers. |
| [18:28.29] | Look at them. Look at how happy they are. |
| [18:32.66] | Oh, my God, l' m late! Oh, no! |
| [18:35.93] | Don' t go. Okay. |
| [18:39.80] | I have to. Look, she' s leaving. |
| [18:42.57] | I' m sorry. He' ll be waiting for me. |
| [18:45.27] | I thought you talked to Rick. It' s not Rick. |
| [18:49.24] | Ethan? He gets the whole day! |
| [18:51.81] | No, it' s Andrew. |
| [18:58.85] | I know there' ll be moments.. |
| [19:00.92] | ... when I' ll regret asking the following question, but.... |
| [19:05.26] | And Andrew is? He' s... |
| [19:08.06] | ... new. |
| [19:10.26] | So you' re not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? |
| [19:14.93] | No, that' s not exactly what I was |
| [19:17.60] | Most women would kill... |
| [19:19.54] | ... for three guys like us. |
| [19:23.04] | So, what do you want? You. |
| [19:26.44] | You have me. No. Just you. |
| [19:29.65] | What do you mean? Lose the other guys. |
| [19:33.65] | Like, all of them? |
| [19:37.25] | Come on, we' re great together. Why not? |
| [19:40.39] | Can' t we have what we have now? |
| [19:42.66] | Why can' t we talk and make love... |
| [19:45.30] | ... without feeling obligated to each other? |
| [19:48.47] | Up until tonight, I thought that' s what you wanted too. |
| [19:53.07] | Well, part of me wants that... |
| [20:04.05] | The guy who wells up when the Grinch' s heart grows... |
| [20:07.65] | ... and breaks that measuring device. |
| [20:10.45] | He' s saying, you know, " This is too hard. Get out! " |
| [20:15.56] | So, which one of the guys will you listen to? |
| [20:19.46] | I have to listen to both. They don' t let each other finish. |
| [20:24.94] | Which one? |
| [20:29.84] | The second guy. |
| [20:32.54] | I see. |
| [20:38.45] | Call me if you change your mind. |
| [20:49.36] | Sorry, the first guy runs the lips. |
| [21:05.68] | Look at it this way. You dumped her! |
| [21:09.75] | Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy... |
| [21:14.28] | ... and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable. |
| [21:19.56] | T ell me why you did this again? |
| [21:24.26] | Movie star! |
| [21:25.90] | Wait! Aren' t you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie? |
| [21:31.60] | Nope. |
| [21:35.87] | Big guy? |
| [21:39.18] | It felt like a " big guy" moment. |
| [21:42.68] | I got fired! |
| [21:44.88] | They said I acted too much with it. |
| [21:49.35] | I told everybody about this! |
| [21:51.69] | Everybody' s expecting to see me. lKnow what? |
| [21:54.69] | No one will be able to tell. My mom will. |
| [22:00.33] | There' s something so sweet and disturbing about that. |
| [22:05.67] | I' ve done crappy plays for six years... |
| [22:08.84] | ... and I finally get my shot, and I blow it! |
| [22:12.48] | Maybe this wasn' t it. |
| [22:14.44] | I think when it' s your shot, you know it' s your shot. |
| [22:19.52] | Did it feel like your shot? |
| [22:23.35] | Hard to tell. I was naked. |
| [22:26.29] | I don' t think this was it. I don' t think you just get one. |
| [22:30.56] | I believe things are gonna happen for you. I do. |
| [22:34.16] | You' ve got to think about the day some kid will go: |
| [22:38.27] | " l got the part! I' m gonna be Joey T ribbiani' s ass! " |
| [22:45.28] | You think? That' s so nice. |
| [22:53.92] | I' m sorry, Joey. I' m gonna go to bed, guys. |
| [22:57.09] | Good night. Good night. |
| [22:59.56] | You' re gonna leave your shoes out here? |
| [23:05.90] | Really? Just casually strewn about... |
| [23:09.00] | ... in that reckless, haphazard manner? ... |
| [23:13.20] | It doesn' t matter. I' ll get them tomorrow. Or not! |
| [23:18.68] | Whenever. |
| [23:22.85] | She is a kook. |
| [23:37.89] | If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. |
| [23:43.47] | No, don ' t do this! |
| [23:46.27] | This is stupid! |
| [23:47.94] | I don ' t have to prove anything. I' m gonna get them. |
| [23:51.88] | But then everyone will know. |
| [23:55.18] | Unless I get them, then wake up really early and put them back. |
| [23:59.82] | I need help! |
| [24:05.56] | All you want is a dinkle Not that song! |
| [24:09.83] | All you envy' s a schwang Come on, you guys. |
| [24:14.03] | A thing through which you can tinkle |
| [24:22.01] | All you want is a dinkle |
| [24:26.01] | What you envy' s a schwang |
| [24:29.55] | A thing through which you can tinkle |
| [24:33.28] | Or play with or simply let hang |
| [00:05.45] | nǐ men kàn, shì qiáo yī de zhào piān |
| [00:08.-4] | zhēn shì lìng rén xīng fèn |
| [00:09.49] | nǐ zǒng shì néng kàn jiàn cóng wèi zài zì jǐ zuò pǐn zhōng chū xiàn de mǒu rén |
| [00:12.72] | zhù yì lì qiáng, wú wèi wú jù |
| [00:17.00] | sān hào nán yǎn yuán bù néng ràng wéi kè. xià pí luó yǎn" |
| [00:22.30] | kàn lái wǒ men lái cuò shí jiān le a. |
| [00:26.07] | bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ jū rán bǎ zá zhì wàng le |
| [00:28.64] | zhè yàng yě xǔ gèng hǎo yī xiē wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [00:31.84] | biāo tí shàng de jīng tàn hào ràng wǒ hài pà zhè bù zhǐ shì fú luò yī dé, ér shì fú luò yī dé! |
| [00:37.85] | qí jī jiù yào chū xiàn |
| [00:40.79] | yī wá |
| [00:43.09] | nǐ jīn tiān de biǎo xiàn bù cuò |
| [00:47.46] | wǒ dé shuō |
| [00:49.73] | nǐ de wèn tí xiāng dāng qīng chǔ |
| [00:55.30] | |
| [00:58.90] | |
| [01:02.-2] | |
| [01:05.58] | |
| [01:23.-3] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 06 jí pì gǔ xiù |
| [02:22.85] | wǒ gǎn jué zì jǐ shòu dào mào fàn le |
| [02:25.52] | hái yǒu qí tā rén gǎn jué zhǐ xiǎng bō zì jǐ de pí |
| [02:29.06] | rú guǒ tā men hái yǒu qí tā shì kě zuò? |
| [02:31.73] | luó sī, shí diǎn zhōng |
| [02:33.-3] | shì ma? gǎn jué xiàng shì liǎng diǎn |
| [02:36.03] | bù, shí diǎn zhōng shén me? |
| [02:39.80] | yī wèi měi nǚ zài 8, 9, 10 diǎn zhōng fāng xiàng |
| [02:45.84] | nǐ! |
| [02:47.31] | tā jiǎn zhí jiù shì xiān nǚ xià fán tā ràng wǒ de mèng zhōng qíng rén biàn de yǒu rú ǎi pàng de tū zǐ |
| [02:53.12] | guò qù a, tā páng biān méi rén |
| [02:55.22] | duì, wǒ gāi yòng shén me kāi chǎng bái? duì bù qǐ, la la la la zhī lèi de |
| [03:01.26] | bài tuō, tā zhǐ shì gè rén, nǐ zhào dé zhù |
| [03:03.86] | qǐng gào sù wǒ, wǒ pèi dé shàng tā ma? luó sī, bāng wǒ zhuàng zhuàng dǎn |
| [03:07.07] | tā zhè fù dé xíng yī bèi zǐ dōu bié xiǎng bǎ dào zhè zhǒng měi nǚ |
| [03:12.04] | dàn zhè zhǒng měi nǚ, shēn biān zǒng shì gēn zhe bié jiǎo huò |
| [03:16.07] | nǐ yě kě yǐ chéng wéi qí zhōng zhī yī |
| [03:19.-1] | méi cuò, nǐ néng bàn dào nǐ yě rèn wéi? |
| [03:21.18] | shì de. |
| [03:22.68] | méi xiǎng dào wǒ jìng yǒu zhè zhǒng niàn tou |
| [03:25.22] | wǒ yī xiàng jǐn yán shèn xíng kuài qù |
| [03:28.02] | wǒ shàng le |
| [03:30.00] | tuì hòu, huǒ jì. pào huǒ lái xí. |
| [03:33.36] | hǎo de, wǒ néng zuò dào de |
| [03:39.50] | zěn me? hāi. |
| [03:43.27] | xià gè zì shì |
| [03:45.54] | qián dé |
| [03:47.74] | wǒ jiào qián dé |
| [03:50.91] | |
| [03:54.-1] | wǒ zhī dào, nǐ shuō guò |
| [03:55.65] | duì, wǒ shuō guò dàn wǒ méi shuō wǒ xiǎng shuō... |
| [03:58.88] | wǒ xiǎng shuō de shì |
| [04:01.12] | yuàn yì yǔ wǒ yuē huì ma? xiè xiè, wǎn ān |
| [04:05.06] | qián dé |
| [04:09.83] | xiǎng bú dào nǐ huì tiào wǔ nǐ yǎn xì le |
| [04:13.30] | gǎn jué rú hé? |
| [04:15.57] | xiǎng bú dào nǐ huì tiào wǔ nǐ yǎn xì le |
| [04:19.07] | bài tuō, méi nà me zāo ba wǒ shì zhǔ jué |
| [04:21.84] | zhè cì wǒ zài lún chàng zhōng chū xiàn zhì shǎo nǐ men kě yǐ kàn jiàn wǒ de tóu |
| [04:26.31] | duì méi cuò wǒ men yǒu kàn jiàn nǐ de tóu |
| [04:29.01] | zhè dé guó kǒu yīn zěn me yàng? |
| [04:31.15] | bù cuò, nǐ de W quán biàn chéng V le |
| [04:37.46] | tā dā yìng le |
| [04:40.29] | hǎo làn de xì |
| [04:44.36] | tā jiào yà luó lā, lái zì yì dà lì tā jiào wǒ" Chandlerrrrrrr" |
| [04:50.80] | wǒ xǐ huān tā zhè yàng chēng hū wǒ |
| [04:52.34] | lǐng zuò yuán yào wǒ bǎ tā jiāo gěi nǐ |
| [04:54.37] | zhè shì shén me? Estelle Leonard jīng jì gōng sī |
| [04:57.68] | jīng jì gōng sī ná míng piàn gěi wǒ huò xǔ tā men xiǎng hé wǒ qiān yuē |
| [05:00.61] | yīn wèi zhè chǎng xì? |
| [05:04.28] | yīn wèi zhè yī chǎng xì |
| [05:06.58] | qiáo! bèi miàn yǒu zì |
| [05:09.-4] | xǐ huān nǐ de gōng zuò. qǐng jiào wǒ wā qiáng jiǎo de" |
| [05:14.43] | xiǎn rán tā fēi cháng de dòng rén |
| [05:17.10] | nǐ yīng gāi mǎ shàng dǎ diàn huà gěi tā |
| [05:19.80] | yuè kuài yuè hǎo |
| [05:25.54] | qǐng jìn |
| [05:28.31] | wǒ lái zhǎo Estelle. Leonard de. |
| [05:30.91] | děng děng, ràng wǒ kàn kàn rú guǒ tā jìn lái |
| [05:35.35] | nǐ hǎo. |
| [05:38.75] | nǐ shì Estelle? wǒ zhī dào |
| [05:40.82] | nǐ zài děng yī wèi rú cǐ měi lì dòng rén de xiǎo jiě. |
| [05:47.59] | bèn xiǎo huǒ. fàng xià fù dān qīn ài de, zuò xià lái |
| [05:53.00] | wǒ wú fǎ yòng yǔ yán biǎo shù dào zhè lǐ lái wǒ yǒu duō me xīng fèn |
| [05:56.43] | wèi shí me? |
| [05:59.44] | wǒ de yì sī shì shuō nǐ bù jiè yì wǒ biān chī biān tīng ba |
| [06:09.-4] | |
| [06:10.15] | ràng wǒ wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí |
| [06:13.55] | nǐ kàn guò" xī yǎ tú wèi mián yè" zhè bù diàn yǐng ma? |
| [06:17.42] | méi. ō! nǐ yào wǒ bàn yǎn nèi xiē yǎn yuán bú shì zhè yàng de. |
| [06:21.19] | nǐ zhī dào jié wěi de, zuì hòu tā men kuài lè de zài yì qǐ |
| [06:24.83] | nà jiāng shì nǐ hé wǒ |
| [06:28.40] | nǐ shì shuō nǐ zhǔn bèi hé wǒ qiān yuē |
| [06:30.50] | bù, wǒ yào dào dì guó dà shà dǐng lǒu qù shuō míng. |
| [06:36.71] | wǒ dāng rán shì yào qiān nǐ a! |
| [06:39.54] | xiǎo jiě, wǒ shí zài shì Oh, xiǎo huǒ zi |
| [06:42.18] | zuò zài nà li, niú zǎi. duì bù qǐ! |
| [06:55.13] | wǒ kàn bú dào |
| [06:59.83] | shì zhe kàn zhè lǐ ràng nǐ de yǎn jīng lí jiāo. |
| [07:03.20] | jí zhōng? méi yǒu shén me dōng xī kě yǐ jí zhōng yǎn lì |
| [07:06.44] | shì zì yóu nǚ shén duì la |
| [07:10.11] | zì yóu nǚ shén zài nǎ lǐ? nà lǐ. |
| [07:13.18] | xiàn zài wǒ kàn bú dào le |
| [07:17.-4] | hāi, xiǎo zi! |
| [07:18.18] | dào zhè lǐ lái. nǐ zài zhè lǐ kàn dào shén me le ma? |
| [07:20.75] | kàn qǐ lái xiàng yì zhī chuán yì zhī chuán. |
| [07:24.36] | zhèng hǎo zài zì yóu nǚ shén qián miàn |
| [07:29.09] | wǒ zuò zài zhè ér dōu qī miǎo zhōng le jìng méi rén wèn wǒ de yuē huì rú hé? |
| [07:33.83] | nǐ de yuē huì rú hé, qián dé? |
| [07:36.30] | zhēn shì lìng rén nán yǐ zhì xìn |
| [07:37.80] | wǒ méi jiàn guò xiàng tā nà yàng de rén tā de shēng huó zhēn shì tài lìng rén chēng xiàn le |
| [07:41.64] | tā chuān guò yǐ sè liè zhèn dì |
| [07:43.67] | xìng hǎo zǐ dàn méi dǎ zhòng yǐn qíng wǒ men cái néng yuè guò biān jiè |
| [07:48.41] | zhēn shì yǒu jīng wú xiǎn |
| [07:51.18] | wǒ zhěng wǎn dōu zài tán wǒ zì jǐ, bào qiàn |
| [07:55.45] | nǐ ne? shuō lái tīng tīng ma |
| [07:58.42] | yǒu yī huí... |
| [08:00.83] | wǒ dā dì tiě |
| [08:02.83] | shì zài wǎn shàng |
| [08:04.83] | nà wǎn wǒ dā dì tiě dào bù lǔ kè lín qū |
| [08:08.17] | rán hòu huó zhe huí lái |
| [08:11.-2] | wǒ men yī zhí tán dào liǎng diǎn, nà zhēn shì gè měi hǎo de yè wǎn |
| [08:14.64] | kě yǐ zhè me shuō |
| [08:15.94] | tū rán wǒ men fā xiàn zì jǐ shēn zài yě mén |
| [08:18.74] | wǒ men, wǒ men shì shuí? |
| [08:21.11] | wǒ hé ruì kè |
| [08:22.65] | ruì kè shì shuí? |
| [08:23.85] | ruì kè shì shuí? |
| [08:26.35] | wǒ zhàng fū |
| [08:30.09] | zhè me shuō nǐ men yǐ jīng lí hūn méi yǒu |
| [08:33.42] | duì bù qǐ, zhè me shuō nǐ shì guǎ fù? xī wàng rú cǐ |
| [08:37.76] | bù, wǒ men hái shì fū qī |
| [08:40.90] | gào sù wǒ nǐ zhàng fū zuò hé gǎn xiǎng? nǐ zuò zài wǒ shēn páng... |
| [08:45.74] | jiǎo shēn dào wǒ dà tuǐ zú yǐ shù wǒ kǒu dài lǐ de líng qián? |
| [08:52.18] | bié dān xīn, |
| [08:53.78] | wǒ xiǎng tā huì jiē shòu de yīn wèi tā yě jiē shòu yī sēn zhè me zuò |
| [08:58.35] | yī sēn? yǒu yī sēn zhè hào rén wù? |
| [09:01.89] | yī sēn shì wǒ de nán yǒu |
| [09:05.52] | shén me? |
| [09:08.76] | gào sù wǒ nǐ qī dài wǒ men zhī jiān huì yǒu shén me guān xì... |
| [09:12.33] | jì rán nǐ yǐ yǒu zhàng fū hé nán yǒu |
| [09:15.50] | dà gài shì xìng guān xì ba |
| [09:21.57] | zhēn shì yí hàn, nǐ men chuī le |
| [09:23.44] | shén me, chuī le? zhōu sì wǒ hái yào hé tā yuē huì |
| [09:26.91] | nán dào nǐ méi tīng dǒng? |
| [09:30.82] | nán dào nǐ méi tīng dǒng? zhè tài lí pǔ le |
| [09:33.45] | nǐ zěn néng hé zhè zhǒng nǚ rén jiāo wǎng? |
| [09:35.89] | kāi shǐ wǒ yě wú fǎ jiē shòu dàn hòu lái wǒ xiǎng cǐ shì bǎi yì ér wú yī hài |
| [09:40.00] | zhǐ yǒu tán tiān shuō xiào hé zuò ài... |
| [09:43.16] | bù yòng fù rèn hé zé rèn |
| [09:46.43] | zhè shì měi gè nán rén de mèng xiǎng shì ma? wèi bì ba |
| [09:49.80] | luó sī, zhè shì nǐ de mèng xiǎng ma? dāng rán bú shì |
| [09:55.27] | méi cuò, shì |
| [09:57.94] | nǐ men nán shēng bù jiè yì hé yǐ yǒu duì xiàng de nǚ rén jiāo wǎng? |
| [10:02.-1] | wǒ bàn bú dào gàn dé hǎo, qiáo yī |
| [10:04.25] | hé nǚ rén jiāo wǎng shí, wǒ bì xū què dìng... |
| [10:07.-4] | wǒ jiāo wǎng de duì xiàng bǐ tā duō |
| [10:10.39] | yī cì wǒ hé yí gè gāng lí hūn de jiā huo chū qù |
| [10:14.03] | zhè hěn má fán. xiāng bǐ zhī xià tā de hái zi gèng xǐ huān wǒ yī xiē |
| [10:17.60] | qián dé bì xū zuò xiē shén me ne? |
| [10:21.13] | shén me yě bù yòng. |
| [10:23.27] | guān yú zhè gè huà tí wǒ shén me dōu bù xiǎng shuō |
| [10:26.14] | hǎo ba, wǒ huàn yī zhǒng fāng fǎ |
| [10:29.24] | nǐ zhī dào, yī fū yī qī zhí de shāng què |
| [10:33.38] | jiù rén lèi xué de guān diǎn ér yán |
| [10:37.68] | xíng zhè shì nǐ men de sǔn shī |
| [10:40.02] | dòu nǐ de, gào sù wǒ men ba |
| [10:41.89] | wǒ men xiǎng zhī dào kuài shuō, |
| [10:43.65] | hǎo ba lǐ chá lǐ qí tí chū zhè yàng de lǐ lùn |
| [10:58.60] | xiàn zài dōu zhè yàng dǎ zhāo hū ma? wǒ xǐ huān |
| [11:03.44] | qiáo, wǒ dà sǎo chú le |
| [11:05.31] | wǒ cā chuāng hù, tuō dì bǎn |
| [11:07.81] | wǒ shèn zhì hái yòng le xī chén qì shàng de suǒ yǒu zhuāng zhì yuán xíng yǒu zōng máo nà gè chú wài, wǒ bù zhī dào zěn me yòng? |
| [11:13.-1] | méi rén zhī dào, wǒ men yě bù gāi wèn |
| [11:16.39] | nǐ men gǎn jué zěn yàng? |
| [11:17.76] | hěn gān jìng zhēn de kàn qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [11:25.06] | nǐ yí dòng le lǜ sè de diàn yǐ |
| [11:31.47] | zěn me huì ne? |
| [11:34.44] | wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ yǐ wéi bǎi nà ér huì gèng hǎo kàn |
| [11:37.81] | kā fēi zhuō páng jiù duō le yí gè zuò wèi |
| [11:41.11] | zhè dào yǒu yì sī |
| [11:44.55] | zhè yàng hǎo le, zhǐ shì hǎo wán... |
| [11:47.15] | wǒ men kàn tā zài yuán lái wèi zhì de gǎn jué rú hé |
| [11:51.46] | zhǐ shì zuò gè bǐ jiào |
| [11:53.32] | ràng wǒ kàn kàn |
| [11:55.06] | fàng nà ér yě bù cuò |
| [11:57.36] | jiù bǎi nà ér yī zhèn zi ba |
| [12:00.50] | wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn nǐ jìng gǎn bān dòng le lǜ sè diàn yǐ |
| [12:04.47] | xìng hǎo nǐ méi tān kāi zá zhì fǒu zé tā tiě dìng huì wā chū nǐ de yǎn jīng |
| [12:09.11] | gè wèi, wǒ méi nà me xiōng ba nǐ jiù nà me xiōng |
| [12:13.74] | jì de wǒ men zhù zài yì qǐ shí ma? nǐ jiù xiàng gè |
| [12:21.42] | zhè tài bù gōng píng le |
| [12:22.92] | bài tuō, wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu nǐ de" pò wá wa" shì wéi yī bù pò dì |
| [12:29.43] | wǒ yǒu zé rèn gǎn yǒu zǔ zhī xìng |
| [12:32.30] | kě shì wǒ yě néng hěn lǎn sǎn |
| [12:36.53] | hǎo ba, lǎn nǚ rén, |
| [12:40.37] | xiǎng xiàng zhè gè qíng kuàng |
| [12:41.74] | diàn huà dān lái dàn nǐ bù lì kè qù jiāo qián |
| [12:45.88] | wèi shí me? yīn wèi nǐ shì gè dà lǎn rén |
| [12:50.51] | zhí tuō dào tā men jì cuī jiǎo tōng zhī dān lái |
| [12:54.05] | wǒ kě yǐ bàn dào |
| [12:55.62] | nǐ ràng wǒ qù mǎi rì cháng yòng pǐn |
| [12:59.86] | méi wèn tí wǒ hái méi shuō wán |
| [13:03.66] | wǒ mǎi le xǐ yī fěn, dàn shì shì bù róng yì nòng chū lái nà zhǒng. |
| [13:08.77] | yǒu rén huì nà yàng zuò ma? |
| [13:12.54] | yǒu rén huì xiǎng |
| [13:15.81] | wǒ jiù méi yǒu wèn tí |
| [13:19.28] | yǒu rén zài kā fēi zhuō shàng liú xià bēi zi méi yǒu diàn zǐ, tiān qì hěn rè, yī bēi lěng yǐn |
| [13:24.65] | xiǎo shuǐ zhū zhú jiàn bī jìn zhuō miàn |
| [13:29.19] | gòu le |
| [13:34.02] | tiān a, |
| [13:35.73] | méi cuò, wǒ dào shì shuí? |
| [13:38.20] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ shì mā mā nà yàng de. |
| [13:48.57] | tiān a, |
| [13:52.31] | hǎo, wǒ huì qù de |
| [13:56.38] | wǒ de jīng jì rén dǎ lái de |
| [13:59.92] | tā ān pái wǒ zài ài ěr pà xī nuò de xīn piàn zhōng yǎn chū |
| [14:06.09] | tài bàng le yǎn shén me jué sè? |
| [14:09.06] | nǐ men néng xiāng xìn ma? shì ài ěr pà xī nuò wǒ jiù shì xǐ huān tā cái lì zhì yào dāng yǎn yuán |
| [14:13.40] | wǒ shī kòng, nǐ yě shī kòng" zhè zhěng gè fǎ tíng dōu shī kòng le |
| [14:19.77] | yán guī zhèng zhuàn, shén me jué sè? |
| [14:21.74] | dāng wǒ rèn wéi yǐ chū jú shí tā men què yòu jiāng wǒ lā huí |
| [14:25.71] | kuài lǎo shí shuō, shén me jué sè? |
| [14:30.71] | nǐ shì shén me? |
| [14:34.89] | wǒ shì tā tún bù de tì shēn |
| [14:41.69] | wǒ yǎn ài ěr pà xī nuò de tún bù |
| [14:46.50] | tā zǒu jìn yù shì, rán hòu... |
| [14:50.03] | wǒ jiù shì tā de pì gǔ |
| [14:52.40] | tiān nà |
| [14:53.87] | bié zhè yàng |
| [14:55.31] | zhè shì yī bù ài ěr pà xī nuò zhǔ yǎn dà zhì zuò de diàn yǐng |
| [14:58.84] | bié wù huì, zhè zhēn shì tài bàng le zhè shì nǐ yīng de de |
| [15:01.65] | zhè shì nǐ duō nián nǔ lì de chéng guǒ nǐ zhōng yú néng dēng shàng dà yín mù |
| [15:09.25] | xíng, xiào ba, wǒ bù zài hu |
| [15:11.79] | zhè shì wǒ qiān zǎi nán féng de jī huì méi cuò, |
| [15:16.43] | nǐ zhǔn bèi yāo qǐng wǒ men cān jiā nǐ de shǒu yìng huì ma? |
| [15:29.27] | wǒ dé xiàng nǐ jiè xiē bǎo shī rǔ yè gàn shén me ne? |
| [15:32.41] | jīn tiān kě shì wǒ de dà rì zi |
| [15:37.11] | nǐ yǒu niè zi ma? wǒ dé máo fà tài luàn la |
| [15:41.00] | hǎo ba, jìn yù shì yào yòng shén me zì jǐ ná |
| [15:44.12] | zhǐ shì bié gào sù wǒ nǐ zài lǐ miàn gàn shén me |
| [15:47.16] | xiè xiè |
| [15:50.63] | qiáo yī zài nǎ ér? tā mā dǎ diàn huà lái tā zài yù shì lǐ, |
| [15:53.63] | nǐ zuì hǎo bié jìn qù bài tuō, wǒ men shì shì yǒu |
| [15:58.50] | wǒ de yǎn jīng! wǒ de yǎn jīng! |
| [16:03.57] | wǒ jǐng gào guò nǐ |
| [16:05.41] | shuí zài dà hǒu dà jiào |
| [16:07.31] | yí dìng shì mó nī kǎ |
| [16:09.85] | wǒ néng jiè diǎn dōng xī ma? wǒ xiǎng wèi tā zuò zǎo diǎn |
| [16:13.18] | tā péi nǐ yī yè? |
| [16:15.19] | méi cuò, wǒ men zhǐ shèng 20 fēn zhōng zhí dào yī sēn |
| [16:18.39] | nán dào wǒ gǎn dào yuàn hèn? |
| [16:20.56] | bù, méi yǒu yuàn hèn, xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [16:23.89] | jué duì zhí de |
| [16:26.23] | zài nǐ jiāo wǎng de guò chéng zhōng yǒu duō shǎo zhòng yào de shí kè huì ràng nǐ huái niàn yī bèi zi? |
| [16:31.27] | yǔ luó lā xiāng chǔ de měi yī miǎo dōu shì |
| [16:34.71] | ér wǒ yǐ làng fèi 35 miǎo hé nǐ men shuō huà |
| [16:37.57] | mó nī kǎ qǐng bāng wǒ kāi mén |
| [16:42.01] | qián dé, lǎo mó nī kǎ huì tí xǐng nǐ |
| [16:44.82] | yòng sù jiāo shuā shuā tè fú lóng guō |
| [16:49.82] | dàn wǒ bú huì nà me zuò de |
| [16:58.43] | bù hǎo yì sī? tā men rè shēn de zěn me yàng le? wǒ dōu qǐ jī pí gē da le |
| [17:03.50] | dà jiā zhǔn bèi hǎo méi? |
| [17:06.14] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng gǎn xiè nǐ gěi wǒ zhè gè jī huì |
| [17:09.27] | wǒ shì shuō, wǒ zhī dào zhè zhǐ shì dì yī bù dàn shì wǒ qī dài yǒu yì tiān |
| [17:14.71] | jiě kāi yù páo |
| [17:16.15] | hǎo, wǒ zhèng jiě kāi yù páo |
| [17:20.55] | yù páo yǐ jiě kāi |
| [17:23.29] | gè wèi, wǒ xiǎng yī cì jiě jué |
| [17:26.29] | lái ba, |
| [17:27.83] | fàng shuǐ |
| [17:30.09] | kāi shǐ! |
| [17:33.90] | tíng! |
| [17:36.13] | pì gǔ nán, nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [17:39.07] | wǒ zài xǐ zǎo |
| [17:40.80] | bù, nǐ zài jǐ pì gǔ |
| [17:43.14] | wǒ rèn wéi tā hěn jǔ sàng |
| [17:47.04] | tā de tài tài sǐ le, dì di shī zōng le |
| [17:49.65] | wǒ xiǎng tā de pì gǔ yí dìng hěn fèn nù |
| [17:53.08] | wǒ xiǎng tā de pì gǔ huì xiǎng zài wǔ cān qián shā qīng |
| [17:57.-4] | zài lái yī cì, kāi jī fàng shuǐ |
| [18:00.82] | kāi shǐ |
| [18:04.09] | tíng! nǐ yòu zài gàn shén me? |
| [18:07.83] | wǒ yào biǎo xiàn chū jué wàng |
| [18:11.74] | dàn rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng wèn |
| [18:21.11] | tiān a, wǒ ài zhèi xiē shǒu zhǐ |
| [18:23.21] | xiè xiè |
| [18:24.62] | bù, wǒ shì zhǐ wǒ de shǒu zhǐ |
| [18:28.29] | nǐ qiáo tā men duō kāi xīn |
| [18:32.66] | tiān a, wǒ lái bù jí le tiān a, bù |
| [18:35.93] | bú yào zǒu hǎo bù hǎo |
| [18:39.80] | wǒ dé zǒu le kàn, tā zǒu le |
| [18:42.57] | bào qiàn, tā zài děng wǒ le |
| [18:45.27] | wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ ruì kè tán guò bú shì ruì kè |
| [18:49.24] | shì yī sēn? tā yào péi nǐ yī zhěng tiān |
| [18:51.81] | bú shì tā, shì ān dé lǔ |
| [18:58.85] | wǒ zhī dào |
| [19:00.92] | wǒ huì hòu huǐ wèn nǐ zhè gè wèn tí, dàn shì |
| [19:05.26] | zhè gè ān dé lǔ tā shì |
| [19:08.06] | xīn huān |
| [19:10.26] | nǐ shì shuō ruì kè, yī sēn hé wǒ sān rén hái bù néng mǎn zú nǐ? |
| [19:14.93] | wǒ yǐ qián bú shì zhè zhǒng rén |
| [19:17.60] | bù zhī dào duō shào nǚ rén |
| [19:19.54] | bèi wǒ men sān rén mí dào |
| [19:23.04] | nǐ xiǎng yào shén me? nǐ |
| [19:26.44] | nǐ yǐ yōng yǒu wǒ bù, zhǐ shì nǐ |
| [19:29.65] | shén me yì sī? shuǎi diào qí tā rén |
| [19:33.65] | tā men quán bù? |
| [19:37.25] | wǒ men zhè yàng bú shì hěn kuài lè ma? wèi shí me bù xíng? |
| [19:40.39] | wǒ men wèi hé bù néng jí shí xíng lè? |
| [19:42.66] | wèi hé bù néng zhǐ shì liáo tiān, zuò ài |
| [19:45.30] | bǐ cǐ méi yǒu rèn hé fù dān? |
| [19:48.47] | jīn wǎn zhī qián, wǒ yǐ wéi zhè yě shì nǐ xiǎng yào de |
| [19:53.07] | bù fèn de wǒ xiǎng yào |
| [19:57.-2] | dàn wǒ jiù xiàng shì shuāng miàn rén yí gè shuō" bì zuǐ, zhè yàng hěn hǎo" |
| [20:02.-1] | dàn shì hái yǒu lìng yí gè |
| [20:04.05] | tā měi huí dōu tǐng shēn ér chū |
| [20:07.65] | zhàng yì zhí yán |
| [20:10.45] | tā shuō" zhè tài chǒu lòu le, kuài tuō shēn" |
| [20:15.56] | nǐ tīng nǎ yī ge de huà? |
| [20:19.46] | liǎng rén de huà wǒ dé dōu tīng tā men zhēng zhí bù xiū |
| [20:24.94] | nǎ yī ge? |
| [20:29.84] | dì èr gè |
| [20:32.54] | hǎo ba, |
| [20:38.45] | gǎi biàn zhǔ yì hòu zài dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ ba |
| [20:49.36] | bào qiàn, dì yí gè dòng de kǒu |
| [21:05.68] | zhè yàng xiǎng ba, nǐ bǎ tā shuǎi le |
| [21:09.75] | zhēn de? wǒ shì shuō, zhè nǚ rén xìng gǎn |
| [21:14.28] | měi lì cōng míng ér qiě yáo bù kě jí |
| [21:19.56] | zài gào sù wǒ yī cì, nǐ wèi hé zhè me zuò |
| [21:24.26] | diàn yǐng míng xīng tā huí lái le |
| [21:25.90] | děng děng, nǐ bú shì zài ài ěr pà xī nuò xīn piàn zhōng yǎn pì gǔ de nà gè? |
| [21:31.60] | bú shì |
| [21:33.-2] | bú shì? zěn me le, dà gè ér? |
| [21:35.87] | dà gè ér? |
| [21:39.18] | gǎn jué jiù xiàng" dà gè ér" shí kè |
| [21:42.68] | wǒ bèi kāi chú le |
| [21:44.88] | méi cuò, tā men shuō wǒ tài tóu rù le |
| [21:49.35] | wǒ dào chù xuān yáng |
| [21:51.69] | xiàn zài dà jiā dōu xiǎng dào xì yuàn kàn wǒ yǎn wǒ zhī dào? |
| [21:54.69] | qiáo yī, méi rén huì rèn chū lái de wǒ mā jiù rèn de chū lái |
| [22:00.33] | zhēn shì lìng rén gǎn dòng yòu ě xīn |
| [22:05.67] | liù nián lái wǒ chú le yǎn xiē làn jué sè yī shì wú chéng |
| [22:08.84] | rú jīn jī huì lái le wǒ jìng jiāng tā gǎo zá |
| [22:12.48] | děng děng, huò xǔ zhè bú shì nǐ de jī huì |
| [22:14.44] | jī huì shì fǒu lái lín zì jǐ zuì qīng chǔ |
| [22:19.52] | nǐ gǎn jué zhè shì nǐ de jī huì ma? |
| [22:23.35] | hěn nán fēn biàn, wǒ dāng shí quán shēn chì luǒ |
| [22:26.29] | wǒ bù rèn wéi zhè shì nǐ wéi yī de jī huì nǐ de jī huì bú huì zhǐ yǒu yí gè |
| [22:30.56] | wǒ xiāng xìn dà hǎo jī huì jiù jiàng lín dào nǐ shēn shàng |
| [22:34.16] | nǐ bì xū xiǎng zhe jiāng lái yǒu gè xiǎo huǒ zi pǎo dào péng yǒu miàn qián shuō |
| [22:38.27] | wǒ bèi lù qǔ le wǒ yào yǎn qiáo yī de pì gǔ |
| [22:45.28] | nǐ zhēn hǎo |
| [22:53.92] | zhēn yí hàn, qiáo yī gè wèi, wǒ yào qù shuì le |
| [22:57.09] | wǎn ān wǎn ān |
| [22:59.56] | nǐ yào bǎ xié zǐ liú zài zhè ér? |
| [23:05.90] | zhēn de? jiù zhè yàng luàn diū? |
| [23:09.00] | jiù zhè yàng qīng shuài de, suí yì de luàn rēng? |
| [23:13.20] | wú suǒ wèi wǒ míng tiān zài ná, huò zhě suàn le |
| [23:18.68] | suí biàn |
| [23:22.85] | tā zhēn lǎn sǎn |
| [23:37.89] | jì rán zhè me kùn rǎo, jiù kuài qù ná ba |
| [23:43.47] | bù, qiān wàn bié qù, |
| [23:46.27] | tài yú chǔn le |
| [23:47.94] | wǒ wú xū zhèng míng shén me, wǒ yào qù ná |
| [23:51.88] | dàn rú cǐ yī lái tā men dōu huì zhī dào |
| [23:55.18] | chú fēi wǒ qù ná rán hòu zǎo qǐ fàng huí qù |
| [23:59.82] | shuí lái bāng wǒ yī bǎ! |
| [24:05.56] | bú yào chàng zhè shǒu gē |
| [24:09.83] | huǒ jì men, bú yào zhè yàng |
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