Friends S01E07

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[06:24.-3] Okay,my weirdest place would have to be...
[08:32.-3] ... never having that kind of...? ……
[12:16.-4] -I'll do it. -Want help? -
[16:13.-1] Oh,no,they' re nuns. They hate all living things.
[18:03.-3] Monopoly!
[18:37.-3] I found him. It was Paolo's cat.
[19:55.-2] My God! You' re choking!
[20:54.-3] I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
[22:16.-1] No,not where I was going.
[23:25.-1] -Thank you. -Thanks. -
[24:46.-3] ... but I would really like a copy of the tape.
[00:00.91] Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present...
[00:05.15] ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. ……
[00:11.66] Thanks.
[00:13.12] I wanna start with a song that's about that moment...
[00:16.80] ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
[00:21.33] Okay,here we go.
[00:26.94] Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:41.85] Oh,great. This is just
[00:50.16] The One With The Blackout
[01:40.58] This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out.
[01:44.62] It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea...
[01:47.65] ...when it's back on.
[01:49.72] -You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? -
[01:54.49] Who will I meet in a blackout?
[01:57.80] Power-company guys? Eligible looters?
[02:01.60] -Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? -
[02:05.60] I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
[02:09.31] What's my number?
[02:12.38] I never call me.
[02:15.91] Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model.
[02:20.02] Something Goodacre.
[02:21.52] Hi,Mom,it's Jill.
[02:23.09] She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God!
[02:27.89] I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
[02:32.90] Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium.
[02:36.30] Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot.
[02:41.07] I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
[02:45.31] Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule.
[02:50.55] I' m fine. No,l' m not alone.
[02:54.39] I don't know,some guy.
[02:56.19] Oh,some guy. I am some guy.
[03:00.66] Jill,I saw you with some guy last night.
[03:03.60] Yes,he was some guy.
[03:15.51] Hey,everyone.
[03:23.68] Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani.
[03:30.76] Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles.
[03:35.53] So happy Hanukkah!
[03:38.86] Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[03:49.64] That had to hurt!
[03:53.11] All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes...
[03:56.18] ...and you still haven 't said one word. God! ……
[03:59.22] Do something! Just make contact. Smile!
[04:06.62] There you go.
[04:11.93] You 're definitely scaring her.
[04:17.84] Hello? Oh,hi,Mom.
[04:21.54] Mom.
[04:23.34] Mom,you' re tripping!
[04:26.64] Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him.
[04:30.55] You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know.
[04:35.65] All right,call me back.
[04:39.39] -Mothers. -Yeah.
[04:40.59] Attaboy! A word.
[04:43.76] That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah!
[04:46.60] Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
[04:50.30] Don 't smile.
[04:53.54] Would you like to call somebody?
[04:56.41] Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with.
[05:05.42] Yeah,thanks.
[05:10.72] -Hello? -It's me.
[05:12.39] -It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine.
[05:16.63] I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
[05:21.90] ...with Jill Goodacre.
[05:25.77] -What? -l' m stuck...
[05:29.64] ...in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:32.41] ...with Jill Goodacre. ...
[05:35.85] I have no idea what you said.
[05:37.92] Put Joey on the phone.
[05:43.19] -What's up,man? -l' m stuck...
[05:46.39] ...in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:49.53] ...with Jill Goodacre! ...
[05:53.46] Oh,my God!
[05:54.87] He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
[06:00.20] Chandler,listen.
[06:05.31] Like that thought never entered my mind.
[06:11.82] -Okay. -Somebody.
[06:13.32] -I'll go. I'll go. -Okay.
[06:15.29] Senior year of college, on a pool table.
[06:19.69] -Pool table? -That's my sister. -
[06:27.77] ...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ...
[06:32.77] Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library?
[06:37.84] -Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee.
[06:47.02] It's a really weird place.
[06:50.12] Ross?
[06:53.86] Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. "
[06:59.66] No way.
[07:01.00] The ride broke down...
[07:02.73] ...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.
[07:08.21] We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
[07:15.68] Let's see,that leaves....
[07:17.72] -Rachel? -Come on,I already went.
[07:20.62] -You did not go. -I did. -
[07:22.35] T ell us. Come on.
[07:24.49] All right,the weirdest place would have to be...
[07:31.90] ...the foot of the bed. ...
[07:35.47] -Step back! -We have a winner! -
[07:46.84] This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed.
[07:51.78] Spooky.
[07:54.15] Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup.
[07:59.36] I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
[08:03.46] Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park.
[08:10.10] It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line.
[08:15.41] Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
[08:19.54] -Come on. -No. -
[08:20.81] He said we held up the people behind us.
[08:24.22] You didn't marry him because...?
[08:28.35] Do you think there are people that go through life...
[08:34.76] -Probably. -Really?
[08:36.56] I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[08:40.13] -Yeah,right. -lt is.
[08:41.83] Eventually,it kind of burns out.
[08:44.77] But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and....
[08:49.81] In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism.
[08:57.68] For those people who miss out on that passion thing...
[09:01.85] ...there's other stuff. ……
[09:05.46] -Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you.
[09:09.66] -You don't? -See,I see..
[09:13.33] -... big passion in your future. -Really? -
[09:17.44] -You do? -I do. -
[09:19.44] Ross,you' re so great.
[09:32.15] It's never gonna happen.
[09:41.19] -What? -You and Rachel.
[09:48.40] What? Me and Ra?
[09:52.57] Why not?
[09:55.84] You waited too long to make your move...
[09:58.54] ...and now you' re in the "friend zone. "
[10:02.71] -l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. -
[10:08.69] Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork.
[10:13.29] Every day I get a little bit closer to
[10:16.36] Priesthood!
[10:19.33] I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking.
[10:23.53] She just ran her fingers through my hair.
[10:27.14] -Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no.
[10:30.94] This is running fingers through your hair,okay?
[10:35.01] Now this is a tousle.
[10:39.42] If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever.
[10:44.56] I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment.
[10:51.23] What? 什么?
[10:53.03] -What,now? -Yeah.
[10:57.23] What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight?
[11:01.71] You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l"
[11:07.21] -What? -We' re shushing...
[11:09.88] ... because we' re trying to hear something. ……
[11:12.88] -What? What? -Don't you hear that? -
[11:22.00] See?
[11:28.03] -Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? -
[11:33.40] -Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks.
[11:35.81] What was that?
[11:39.28] Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it.
[11:43.55] If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it!
[11:49.89] New York City has no power
[11:53.39] And the milk is getting sour
[11:57.40] But to me it is not scary
[12:00.80] Because I stay away from dairy
[12:14.15] -Here goes. -You'll do it? -
[12:17.52] You come out,you' re a dead man.
[12:22.55] -Good luck,man. -Thanks.
[12:29.29] -Okay. -Okay. -Okay.
[12:34.83] Where you going? You can't go out there.
[12:38.50] -Why not? -Because of the reason. -
[12:44.04] -That would be? -I can't tell you. -
[12:47.45] Joey,what's going on?
[12:49.78] You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you.
[12:54.55] -What? -He's planning your birthday party. -
[12:59.12] -Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. -
[13:02.93] -About what? -My surprise party. -
[13:05.46] -What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. -
[13:10.10] He didn't tell me.
[13:12.24] Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing.
[13:15.37] This is typical. I'm always the last to know.
[13:18.94] You are not. We tell you stuff.
[13:21.11] I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.
[13:27.28] I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey.
[13:30.69] What?
[13:32.56] Looks like I was second to last.
[13:39.93] You had a crush on me?
[13:42.83] All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.
[13:48.77] Big dent?
[13:50.37] You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms.
[13:57.41] Nice arms,huh?
[14:00.28] Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair.
[14:05.66] Do anything for you?
[14:09.33] With all the lights out you can actually see the stars.
[14:13.76] It's so nice.
[14:20.07] I have a question.
[14:23.57] Actually,it's not so much a question.
[14:26.61] It's more of a general wondering...
[14:30.05] ment.
[14:32.15] -Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. .
[14:38.72] Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to....
[14:43.53] -Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! -
[14:48.67] What?
[14:51.47] Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
[14:56.47] And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
[15:02.38] Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around
[15:22.63] All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
[15:27.54] -Ow! -Sorry,that was wax.
[15:33.14] Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner.
[15:36.75] Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
[15:40.25] During a blackout? She'll get trampled.
[15:43.19] Yeah?
[15:47.16] Damage control. Get back to the gum.
[15:50.36] Gum would be perfection.
[15:54.43] Gum would be perfection?
[15:57.03] Gum would be perfection.
[15:59.37] Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no.
[16:03.27] For me,gum is perfection.
[16:07.54] I loathe myself!
[16:22.19] Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.
[16:26.80] Yeah,it's mine.
[16:30.63] -He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. -
[16:36.14] -Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. -
[16:41.21] -Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. --
[16:46.78] You are a very bad man!
[16:50.85] You owe me a cat.
[16:57.00] Here,kitty,kitty,kitty.
[16:59.33] Here,kitty,kitty.
[17:01.33] Where did you go,little kitty?
[17:05.34] IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty.
[17:13.58] -Hi. -Buona sera. .
[17:16.88] Wow!
[17:23.65] Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar?
[17:26.86] I'll bring my arms.
[17:29.56] We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth!
[17:35.73] Come on,lucky sixes!
[17:38.57] Everybody,this is Paolo.
[17:41.87] Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...
[17:46.31] -Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -……
[17:48.35] -Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -…
[17:51.48] Hi. Hi.
[17:59.42] He doesn't speak much English.
[18:06.43] Look at that!
[18:09.10] So,where did Paolo come from?
[18:13.74] Italy,I think.
[18:15.67] No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives.
[18:20.04] That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?
[18:26.35] That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
[18:32.72] I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
[18:40.36] Well,there you go. Last to know again.
[18:44.20] And I'm guessing,this is Paolo?
[18:48.31] Paolo,this is Phoebe.
[18:56.08] You betcha! You betcha!(
[19:01.15] All right. Okay. What next?
[19:04.72] Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
[19:07.79] It's got a boyish charm. It's impish.
[19:10.83] Here we go.
[19:23.54] Nice going,imp!
[19:26.08] It's okay. All I need to do...
[19:28.68] ...is reach over and put it back in my mouth.
[19:34.85] Good save! We 're back on track and I'm...
[19:39.09] ... chewing someone else 's gum.
[19:43.26] This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God!
[19:47.76] And now you 're choking.
[19:51.87] You all right?
[20:01.91] -Better? -Yes. -
[20:05.08] Thank you. That was....
[20:07.42] -That was.... -Perfection?
[20:31.31] That was no tousle.
[20:38.68] -What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. -
[20:43.79] That's classic.
[20:45.89] My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me!
[20:50.16] If you want,I'll do it.
[20:57.60] But I won't.
[21:00.34] The first time he smiled at me...
[21:02.91] ...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.
[21:07.01] Did you rent mopeds?
[21:10.55] Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now.
[21:15.29] I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common...
[21:19.36] ...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God!
[21:28.40] -Paolo,hi. -Ross.
[21:31.27] Listen....
[21:36.21] Listen,something you should know.
[21:40.51] Rachel and I are....
[21:43.31] We' re kind of a thing.
[21:46.25] -Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing.
[21:49.29] -You have the sex? -No.
[21:53.49] No,technically the sex is not being had. But that's....
[21:59.26] But that's not the point.
[22:01.90] The point is that Rachel and I should be....
[22:06.90] Well,Rachel and l should be together.
[22:10.17] And if you get in the
[22:12.38] -ln bed -No.
[22:17.85] If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
[22:22.42] ...then I would be,well,very sad.
[22:28.03] So,do you...?
[22:34.70] -So you do know a little English? -Little. -
[22:39.37] -Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. -
[22:43.81] That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel.
[22:52.18] We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy.
[22:55.75] Ready?
[23:00.49] Okay? Now try it.
[23:04.29] You gotta whip it.
[23:11.07] Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out.
[23:15.01] T en,nine,eight,seven...
[23:19.51] ... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48..
[23:28.25] IKind of spooky without any lights.
[23:38.66] Okay,guys,I have the definitive one.
[23:53.84] This probably isn't the best time to bring it up...
[23:58.01] ...but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[24:08.93] -This has been fun. -Yes. -
[24:10.79] Thanks for letting me use your phone...
[24:14.90] ...and for saving my life.
[24:18.24] Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout.
[24:22.94] See you.
[24:39.49] Hi,l' m account number 71 43457.
[24:43.69] I don't know if you got that...
[06:24.-3] Okay, my weirdest place would have to be...
[08:32.-3] ... never having that kind of...?
[12:16.-4] I' ll do it. Want help?
[16:13.-1] Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things.
[18:03.-3] Monopoly!
[18:37.-3] I found him. It was Paolo' s cat.
[19:55.-2] My God! You' re choking!
[20:54.-3] I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
[22:16.-1] No, not where I was going.
[23:25.-1] Thank you. Thanks.
[24:46.-3] ... but I would really like a copy of the tape.
[00:00.91] Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present...
[00:05.15] ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
[00:11.66] Thanks.
[00:13.12] I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment...
[00:16.80] ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
[00:21.33] Okay, here we go.
[00:26.94] Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:41.85] Oh, great. This is just
[00:50.16] The One With The Blackout
[01:40.58] This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out.
[01:44.62] It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea...
[01:47.65] ... when it' s back on.
[01:49.72] You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?
[01:54.49] Who will I meet in a blackout?
[01:57.80] Powercompany guys? Eligible looters?
[02:01.60] Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone?
[02:05.60] I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
[02:09.31] What' s my number?
[02:12.38] I never call me.
[02:15.91] Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model.
[02:20.02] Something Goodacre.
[02:21.52] Hi, Mom, it' s Jill.
[02:23.09] She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God!
[02:27.89] I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
[02:32.90] Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium.
[02:36.30] Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot.
[02:41.07] I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
[02:45.31] Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule.
[02:50.55] I' m fine. No, l' m not alone.
[02:54.39] I don' t know, some guy.
[02:56.19] Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
[03:00.66] Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.
[03:03.60] Yes, he was some guy.
[03:15.51] Hey, everyone.
[03:23.68] Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani.
[03:30.76] Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles.
[03:35.53] So happy Hanukkah!
[03:38.86] Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[03:49.64] That had to hurt!
[03:53.11] All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes...
[03:56.18] ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God!
[03:59.22] Do something! Just make contact. Smile!
[04:06.62] There you go.
[04:11.93] You ' re definitely scaring her.
[04:17.84] Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
[04:21.54] Mom.
[04:23.34] Mom, you' re tripping!
[04:26.64] Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him.
[04:30.55] You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know.
[04:35.65] All right, call me back.
[04:39.39] Mothers. Yeah.
[04:40.59] Attaboy! A word.
[04:43.76] That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah!
[04:46.60] Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
[04:50.30] Don ' t smile.
[04:53.54] Would you like to call somebody?
[04:56.41] Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.
[05:05.42] Yeah, thanks.
[05:10.72] Hello? It' s me.
[05:12.39] It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine.
[05:16.63] I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
[05:21.90] ... with Jill Goodacre.
[05:25.77] What? l' m stuck...
[05:29.64] ... in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:32.41] ... with Jill Goodacre. ...
[05:35.85] I have no idea what you said.
[05:37.92] Put Joey on the phone.
[05:43.19] What' s up, man? l' m stuck...
[05:46.39] ... in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:49.53] ... with Jill Goodacre! ...
[05:53.46] Oh, my God!
[05:54.87] He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
[06:00.20] Chandler, listen.
[06:05.31] Like that thought never entered my mind.
[06:11.82] Okay. Somebody.
[06:13.32] I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay.
[06:15.29] Senior year of college, on a pool table.
[06:19.69] Pool table? That' s my sister.
[06:27.77] ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ...
[06:32.77] Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library?
[06:37.84] Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee.
[06:47.02] It' s a really weird place.
[06:50.12] Ross?
[06:53.86] Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. "
[06:59.66] No way.
[07:01.00] The ride broke down...
[07:02.73] ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.
[07:08.21] We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
[07:15.68] Let' s see, that leaves....
[07:17.72] Rachel? Come on, I already went.
[07:20.62] You did not go. I did.
[07:22.35] T ell us. Come on.
[07:24.49] All right, the weirdest place would have to be...
[07:31.90] ... the foot of the bed. ...
[07:35.47] Step back! We have a winner!
[07:46.84] This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed.
[07:51.78] Spooky.
[07:54.15] Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup.
[07:59.36] I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
[08:03.46] Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park.
[08:10.10] It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line.
[08:15.41] Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
[08:19.54] Come on. No.
[08:20.81] He said we held up the people behind us.
[08:24.22] You didn' t marry him because...?
[08:28.35] Do you think there are people that go through life...
[08:34.76] Probably. Really?
[08:36.56] I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[08:40.13] Yeah, right. lt is.
[08:41.83] Eventually, it kind of burns out.
[08:44.77] But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and....
[08:49.81] In my exwife' s case, lesbianism.
[08:57.68] For those people who miss out on that passion thing...
[09:01.85] ... there' s other stuff.
[09:05.46] Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you.
[09:09.66] You don' t? See, I see..
[09:13.33] ... big passion in your future. Really?
[09:17.44] You do? I do.
[09:19.44] Ross, you' re so great.
[09:32.15] It' s never gonna happen.
[09:41.19] What? You and Rachel.
[09:48.40] What? Me and Ra?
[09:52.57] Why not?
[09:55.84] You waited too long to make your move...
[09:58.54] ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. "
[10:02.71] l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone.
[10:08.69] Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork.
[10:13.29] Every day I get a little bit closer to
[10:16.36] Priesthood!
[10:19.33] I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking.
[10:23.53] She just ran her fingers through my hair.
[10:27.14] Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no.
[10:30.94] This is running fingers through your hair, okay?
[10:35.01] Now this is a tousle.
[10:39.42] If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever.
[10:44.56] I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment.
[10:51.23] What? shen me?
[10:53.03] What, now? Yeah.
[10:57.23] What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight?
[11:01.71] You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l"
[11:07.21] What? We' re shushing...
[11:09.88] ... because we' re trying to hear something.
[11:12.88] What? What? Don' t you hear that?
[11:22.00] See?
[11:28.03] Would you like gum? ls it sugarless?
[11:33.40] Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks.
[11:35.81] What was that?
[11:39.28] Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.
[11:43.55] If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
[11:49.89] New York City has no power
[11:53.39] And the milk is getting sour
[11:57.40] But to me it is not scary
[12:00.80] Because I stay away from dairy
[12:14.15] Here goes. You' ll do it?
[12:17.52] You come out, you' re a dead man.
[12:22.55] Good luck, man. Thanks.
[12:29.29] Okay. Okay. Okay.
[12:34.83] Where you going? You can' t go out there.
[12:38.50] Why not? Because of the reason.
[12:44.04] That would be? I can' t tell you.
[12:47.45] Joey, what' s going on?
[12:49.78] You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you.
[12:54.55] What? He' s planning your birthday party.
[12:59.12] Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised.
[13:02.93] About what? My surprise party.
[13:05.46] What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.
[13:10.10] He didn' t tell me.
[13:12.24] Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing.
[13:15.37] This is typical. I' m always the last to know.
[13:18.94] You are not. We tell you stuff.
[13:21.11] I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.
[13:27.28] I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey.
[13:30.69] What?
[13:32.56] Looks like I was second to last.
[13:39.93] You had a crush on me?
[13:42.83] All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent.
[13:48.77] Big dent?
[13:50.37] You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms.
[13:57.41] Nice arms, huh?
[14:00.28] Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair.
[14:05.66] Do anything for you?
[14:09.33] With all the lights out you can actually see the stars.
[14:13.76] It' s so nice.
[14:20.07] I have a question.
[14:23.57] Actually, it' s not so much a question.
[14:26.61] It' s more of a general wondering...
[14:30.05] ment.
[14:32.15] Okay. Okay. Here it goes. .
[14:38.72] Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to....
[14:43.53] Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty!
[14:48.67] What?
[14:51.47] Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
[14:56.47] And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
[15:02.38] Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around
[15:22.63] All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt.
[15:27.54] Ow! Sorry, that was wax.
[15:33.14] Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner.
[15:36.75] Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
[15:40.25] During a blackout? She' ll get trampled.
[15:43.19] Yeah?
[15:47.16] Damage control. Get back to the gum.
[15:50.36] Gum would be perfection.
[15:54.43] Gum would be perfection?
[15:57.03] Gum would be perfection.
[15:59.37] Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no.
[16:03.27] For me, gum is perfection.
[16:07.54] I loathe myself!
[16:22.19] Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.
[16:26.80] Yeah, it' s mine.
[16:30.63] He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat.
[16:36.14] Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons.
[16:41.21] Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
[16:46.78] You are a very bad man!
[16:50.85] You owe me a cat.
[16:57.00] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
[16:59.33] Here, kitty, kitty.
[17:01.33] Where did you go, little kitty?
[17:05.34] IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty.
[17:13.58] Hi. Buona sera. .
[17:16.88] Wow!
[17:23.65] Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar?
[17:26.86] I' ll bring my arms.
[17:29.56] We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth!
[17:35.73] Come on, lucky sixes!
[17:38.57] Everybody, this is Paolo.
[17:41.87] Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...
[17:46.31] Hi. ... and Joey... Hi
[17:48.35] Hi. ... and Ross. Hi
[17:51.48] Hi. Hi.
[17:59.42] He doesn' t speak much English.
[18:06.43] Look at that!
[18:09.10] So, where did Paolo come from?
[18:13.74] Italy, I think.
[18:15.67] No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives.
[18:20.04] That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny?
[18:26.35] That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
[18:32.72] I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere.
[18:40.36] Well, there you go. Last to know again.
[18:44.20] And I' m guessing, this is Paolo?
[18:48.31] Paolo, this is Phoebe.
[18:56.08] You betcha! You betcha!
[19:01.15] All right. Okay. What next?
[19:04.72] Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good.
[19:07.79] It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish.
[19:10.83] Here we go.
[19:23.54] Nice going, imp!
[19:26.08] It' s okay. All I need to do...
[19:28.68] ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth.
[19:34.85] Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m...
[19:39.09] ... chewing someone else ' s gum.
[19:43.26] This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[19:47.76] And now you ' re choking.
[19:51.87] You all right?
[20:01.91] Better? Yes.
[20:05.08] Thank you. That was....
[20:07.42] That was.... Perfection?
[20:31.31] That was no tousle.
[20:38.68] What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea.
[20:43.79] That' s classic.
[20:45.89] My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme!
[20:50.16] If you want, I' ll do it.
[20:57.60] But I won' t.
[21:00.34] The first time he smiled at me...
[21:02.91] ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.
[21:07.01] Did you rent mopeds?
[21:10.55] Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now.
[21:15.29] I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common...
[21:19.36] ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God!
[21:28.40] Paolo, hi. Ross.
[21:31.27] Listen....
[21:36.21] Listen, something you should know.
[21:40.51] Rachel and I are....
[21:43.31] We' re kind of a thing.
[21:46.25] Thing? Thing. Yes, thing.
[21:49.29] You have the sex? No.
[21:53.49] No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s....
[21:59.26] But that' s not the point.
[22:01.90] The point is that Rachel and I should be....
[22:06.90] Well, Rachel and l should be together.
[22:10.17] And if you get in the
[22:12.38] ln bed No.
[22:17.85] If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
[22:22.42] ... then I would be, well, very sad.
[22:28.03] So, do you...?
[22:34.70] So you do know a little English? Little.
[22:39.37] Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No.
[22:43.81] That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel.
[22:52.18] We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy.
[22:55.75] Ready?
[23:00.49] Okay? Now try it.
[23:04.29] You gotta whip it.
[23:11.07] Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out.
[23:15.01] T en, nine, eight, seven...
[23:19.51] ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48..
[23:28.25] IKind of spooky without any lights.
[23:38.66] Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
[23:53.84] This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up...
[23:58.01] ... but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[24:08.93] This has been fun. Yes.
[24:10.79] Thanks for letting me use your phone...
[24:14.90] ... and for saving my life.
[24:18.24] Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout.
[24:22.94] See you.
[24:39.49] Hi, l' m account number 71 43457.
[24:43.69] I don' t know if you got that...
[06:24.-3] Okay, my weirdest place would have to be...
[08:32.-3] ... never having that kind of...?
[12:16.-4] I' ll do it. Want help?
[16:13.-1] Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things.
[18:03.-3] Monopoly!
[18:37.-3] I found him. It was Paolo' s cat.
[19:55.-2] My God! You' re choking!
[20:54.-3] I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
[22:16.-1] No, not where I was going.
[23:25.-1] Thank you. Thanks.
[24:46.-3] ... but I would really like a copy of the tape.
[00:00.91] Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present...
[00:05.15] ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
[00:11.66] Thanks.
[00:13.12] I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment...
[00:16.80] ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
[00:21.33] Okay, here we go.
[00:26.94] Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:41.85] Oh, great. This is just
[00:50.16] The One With The Blackout
[01:40.58] This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out.
[01:44.62] It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea...
[01:47.65] ... when it' s back on.
[01:49.72] You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?
[01:54.49] Who will I meet in a blackout?
[01:57.80] Powercompany guys? Eligible looters?
[02:01.60] Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone?
[02:05.60] I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
[02:09.31] What' s my number?
[02:12.38] I never call me.
[02:15.91] Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model.
[02:20.02] Something Goodacre.
[02:21.52] Hi, Mom, it' s Jill.
[02:23.09] She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God!
[02:27.89] I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
[02:32.90] Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium.
[02:36.30] Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot.
[02:41.07] I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
[02:45.31] Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule.
[02:50.55] I' m fine. No, l' m not alone.
[02:54.39] I don' t know, some guy.
[02:56.19] Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
[03:00.66] Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.
[03:03.60] Yes, he was some guy.
[03:15.51] Hey, everyone.
[03:23.68] Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani.
[03:30.76] Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles.
[03:35.53] So happy Hanukkah!
[03:38.86] Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[03:49.64] That had to hurt!
[03:53.11] All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes...
[03:56.18] ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God!
[03:59.22] Do something! Just make contact. Smile!
[04:06.62] There you go.
[04:11.93] You ' re definitely scaring her.
[04:17.84] Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
[04:21.54] Mom.
[04:23.34] Mom, you' re tripping!
[04:26.64] Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him.
[04:30.55] You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know.
[04:35.65] All right, call me back.
[04:39.39] Mothers. Yeah.
[04:40.59] Attaboy! A word.
[04:43.76] That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah!
[04:46.60] Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
[04:50.30] Don ' t smile.
[04:53.54] Would you like to call somebody?
[04:56.41] Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.
[05:05.42] Yeah, thanks.
[05:10.72] Hello? It' s me.
[05:12.39] It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine.
[05:16.63] I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
[05:21.90] ... with Jill Goodacre.
[05:25.77] What? l' m stuck...
[05:29.64] ... in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:32.41] ... with Jill Goodacre. ...
[05:35.85] I have no idea what you said.
[05:37.92] Put Joey on the phone.
[05:43.19] What' s up, man? l' m stuck...
[05:46.39] ... in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:49.53] ... with Jill Goodacre! ...
[05:53.46] Oh, my God!
[05:54.87] He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
[06:00.20] Chandler, listen.
[06:05.31] Like that thought never entered my mind.
[06:11.82] Okay. Somebody.
[06:13.32] I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay.
[06:15.29] Senior year of college, on a pool table.
[06:19.69] Pool table? That' s my sister.
[06:27.77] ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ...
[06:32.77] Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library?
[06:37.84] Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee.
[06:47.02] It' s a really weird place.
[06:50.12] Ross?
[06:53.86] Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. "
[06:59.66] No way.
[07:01.00] The ride broke down...
[07:02.73] ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.
[07:08.21] We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
[07:15.68] Let' s see, that leaves....
[07:17.72] Rachel? Come on, I already went.
[07:20.62] You did not go. I did.
[07:22.35] T ell us. Come on.
[07:24.49] All right, the weirdest place would have to be...
[07:31.90] ... the foot of the bed. ...
[07:35.47] Step back! We have a winner!
[07:46.84] This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed.
[07:51.78] Spooky.
[07:54.15] Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup.
[07:59.36] I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
[08:03.46] Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park.
[08:10.10] It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line.
[08:15.41] Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
[08:19.54] Come on. No.
[08:20.81] He said we held up the people behind us.
[08:24.22] You didn' t marry him because...?
[08:28.35] Do you think there are people that go through life...
[08:34.76] Probably. Really?
[08:36.56] I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[08:40.13] Yeah, right. lt is.
[08:41.83] Eventually, it kind of burns out.
[08:44.77] But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and....
[08:49.81] In my exwife' s case, lesbianism.
[08:57.68] For those people who miss out on that passion thing...
[09:01.85] ... there' s other stuff.
[09:05.46] Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you.
[09:09.66] You don' t? See, I see..
[09:13.33] ... big passion in your future. Really?
[09:17.44] You do? I do.
[09:19.44] Ross, you' re so great.
[09:32.15] It' s never gonna happen.
[09:41.19] What? You and Rachel.
[09:48.40] What? Me and Ra?
[09:52.57] Why not?
[09:55.84] You waited too long to make your move...
[09:58.54] ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. "
[10:02.71] l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone.
[10:08.69] Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork.
[10:13.29] Every day I get a little bit closer to
[10:16.36] Priesthood!
[10:19.33] I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking.
[10:23.53] She just ran her fingers through my hair.
[10:27.14] Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no.
[10:30.94] This is running fingers through your hair, okay?
[10:35.01] Now this is a tousle.
[10:39.42] If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever.
[10:44.56] I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment.
[10:51.23] What? shén me?
[10:53.03] What, now? Yeah.
[10:57.23] What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight?
[11:01.71] You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l"
[11:07.21] What? We' re shushing...
[11:09.88] ... because we' re trying to hear something.
[11:12.88] What? What? Don' t you hear that?
[11:22.00] See?
[11:28.03] Would you like gum? ls it sugarless?
[11:33.40] Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks.
[11:35.81] What was that?
[11:39.28] Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.
[11:43.55] If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
[11:49.89] New York City has no power
[11:53.39] And the milk is getting sour
[11:57.40] But to me it is not scary
[12:00.80] Because I stay away from dairy
[12:14.15] Here goes. You' ll do it?
[12:17.52] You come out, you' re a dead man.
[12:22.55] Good luck, man. Thanks.
[12:29.29] Okay. Okay. Okay.
[12:34.83] Where you going? You can' t go out there.
[12:38.50] Why not? Because of the reason.
[12:44.04] That would be? I can' t tell you.
[12:47.45] Joey, what' s going on?
[12:49.78] You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you.
[12:54.55] What? He' s planning your birthday party.
[12:59.12] Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised.
[13:02.93] About what? My surprise party.
[13:05.46] What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.
[13:10.10] He didn' t tell me.
[13:12.24] Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing.
[13:15.37] This is typical. I' m always the last to know.
[13:18.94] You are not. We tell you stuff.
[13:21.11] I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.
[13:27.28] I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey.
[13:30.69] What?
[13:32.56] Looks like I was second to last.
[13:39.93] You had a crush on me?
[13:42.83] All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent.
[13:48.77] Big dent?
[13:50.37] You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms.
[13:57.41] Nice arms, huh?
[14:00.28] Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair.
[14:05.66] Do anything for you?
[14:09.33] With all the lights out you can actually see the stars.
[14:13.76] It' s so nice.
[14:20.07] I have a question.
[14:23.57] Actually, it' s not so much a question.
[14:26.61] It' s more of a general wondering...
[14:30.05] ment.
[14:32.15] Okay. Okay. Here it goes. .
[14:38.72] Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to....
[14:43.53] Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty!
[14:48.67] What?
[14:51.47] Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
[14:56.47] And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
[15:02.38] Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around
[15:22.63] All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt.
[15:27.54] Ow! Sorry, that was wax.
[15:33.14] Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner.
[15:36.75] Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
[15:40.25] During a blackout? She' ll get trampled.
[15:43.19] Yeah?
[15:47.16] Damage control. Get back to the gum.
[15:50.36] Gum would be perfection.
[15:54.43] Gum would be perfection?
[15:57.03] Gum would be perfection.
[15:59.37] Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no.
[16:03.27] For me, gum is perfection.
[16:07.54] I loathe myself!
[16:22.19] Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.
[16:26.80] Yeah, it' s mine.
[16:30.63] He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat.
[16:36.14] Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons.
[16:41.21] Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
[16:46.78] You are a very bad man!
[16:50.85] You owe me a cat.
[16:57.00] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
[16:59.33] Here, kitty, kitty.
[17:01.33] Where did you go, little kitty?
[17:05.34] IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty.
[17:13.58] Hi. Buona sera. .
[17:16.88] Wow!
[17:23.65] Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar?
[17:26.86] I' ll bring my arms.
[17:29.56] We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth!
[17:35.73] Come on, lucky sixes!
[17:38.57] Everybody, this is Paolo.
[17:41.87] Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...
[17:46.31] Hi. ... and Joey... Hi
[17:48.35] Hi. ... and Ross. Hi
[17:51.48] Hi. Hi.
[17:59.42] He doesn' t speak much English.
[18:06.43] Look at that!
[18:09.10] So, where did Paolo come from?
[18:13.74] Italy, I think.
[18:15.67] No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives.
[18:20.04] That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny?
[18:26.35] That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
[18:32.72] I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere.
[18:40.36] Well, there you go. Last to know again.
[18:44.20] And I' m guessing, this is Paolo?
[18:48.31] Paolo, this is Phoebe.
[18:56.08] You betcha! You betcha!
[19:01.15] All right. Okay. What next?
[19:04.72] Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good.
[19:07.79] It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish.
[19:10.83] Here we go.
[19:23.54] Nice going, imp!
[19:26.08] It' s okay. All I need to do...
[19:28.68] ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth.
[19:34.85] Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m...
[19:39.09] ... chewing someone else ' s gum.
[19:43.26] This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[19:47.76] And now you ' re choking.
[19:51.87] You all right?
[20:01.91] Better? Yes.
[20:05.08] Thank you. That was....
[20:07.42] That was.... Perfection?
[20:31.31] That was no tousle.
[20:38.68] What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea.
[20:43.79] That' s classic.
[20:45.89] My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme!
[20:50.16] If you want, I' ll do it.
[20:57.60] But I won' t.
[21:00.34] The first time he smiled at me...
[21:02.91] ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.
[21:07.01] Did you rent mopeds?
[21:10.55] Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now.
[21:15.29] I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common...
[21:19.36] ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God!
[21:28.40] Paolo, hi. Ross.
[21:31.27] Listen....
[21:36.21] Listen, something you should know.
[21:40.51] Rachel and I are....
[21:43.31] We' re kind of a thing.
[21:46.25] Thing? Thing. Yes, thing.
[21:49.29] You have the sex? No.
[21:53.49] No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s....
[21:59.26] But that' s not the point.
[22:01.90] The point is that Rachel and I should be....
[22:06.90] Well, Rachel and l should be together.
[22:10.17] And if you get in the
[22:12.38] ln bed No.
[22:17.85] If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
[22:22.42] ... then I would be, well, very sad.
[22:28.03] So, do you...?
[22:34.70] So you do know a little English? Little.
[22:39.37] Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No.
[22:43.81] That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel.
[22:52.18] We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy.
[22:55.75] Ready?
[23:00.49] Okay? Now try it.
[23:04.29] You gotta whip it.
[23:11.07] Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out.
[23:15.01] T en, nine, eight, seven...
[23:19.51] ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48..
[23:28.25] IKind of spooky without any lights.
[23:38.66] Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
[23:53.84] This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up...
[23:58.01] ... but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[24:08.93] This has been fun. Yes.
[24:10.79] Thanks for letting me use your phone...
[24:14.90] ... and for saving my life.
[24:18.24] Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout.
[24:22.94] See you.
[24:39.49] Hi, l' m account number 71 43457.
[24:43.69] I don' t know if you got that...
[00:00.91] 各位请安静,*****公园很荣幸为各位介绍
[00:05.15] 菲比小姐的音乐
[00:11.66] 谢谢,
[00:13.12] 首先我想从一首...
[00:16.80] 有关顿悟人生那一刻的歌……开始
[00:21.33] 开始罗...
[00:26.94] 非常感谢
[00:41.85] 什么?这下可好
[00:50.16] 六人行 第1季 第07集 纽约大停电
[01:40.58] 这简直是酷毙了 纽约大停电
[01:44.62] 我妈说是整个布鲁克林 外加部份曼哈顿和皇后区
[01:47.65] 不知何时恢复电力
[01:49.72] 这可真是大停电 -裤子和毛衣,为什么,妈?
[01:54.49] 停电我能去见谁?
[01:57.80] 电力公司的人? 单身的趁火打劫之徒?
[02:01.60] 以后再聊,好吗? -电话能借我吗?
[02:05.60] 我想打回住处 确定我祖母是否安好
[02:09.31] 等等,我的电话几号?
[02:12.38] 我从未打电话给自己过
[02:15.91] 天啊,是她 *****的秘密(内衣品牌)的模特儿
[02:20.02] 叫…古亚克的
[02:21.52] 妈,我是洁儿
[02:23.09] 没错,洁儿 洁儿.古亚克.天哪!
[02:27.*****] 没想到我和洁儿.古亚克同时被困在提款机室
[02:32.90] 是小室还是正厅?
[02:36.30] 那才是值得注意的对象,笨蛋
[02:41.07] 对,我没事只是被困在银行提款机室
[02:45.31] 洁儿说小室? 那我也说小室
[02:50.55] 我没事,不,旁边有人
[02:54.39] 我不认识,某人
[02:56.19] 某人?行,某人
[03:00.66] 洁儿,我昨晚看见你和某人在一起
[03:03.60] 没错,他是某人.
[03:15.51] 各位
[03:23.68] 今晚主持停电晚会的 是崔比安尼拉此
[03:30.76] 钱德的老室友是个犹太人 我们只剩这些蜡烛
[03:35.53] 祝各位光明节快乐
[03:38.86] 瞧,丑陋裸男点燃点几根蜡烛
[03:49.64] 一定很痛
[03:53.11] 已过了14分30秒
[03:56.18] 你却连一字也没说
[03:59.22] 争气点,打破沈闷,微笑
[04:06.62] 效果不错
[04:11.93] 算了吧,你正在吓她
[04:17.84] 喂? 妈妈.
[04:21.54] 妈.
[04:23.34] 妈妈,你内急!
[04:26.64] 德特是一条狗 大停电把他吓坏了
[04:30.55] 如果你不知道 你也可以尿在爸爸的鞋子里.
[04:35.65] 好吧,给我回电话
[04:39.39] 妈妈. -是的.
[04:40.59] 好小伙!一个词.
[04:43.76] 这样不坏.妈妈,是的!
[04:46.60] 妈妈,是的!完美
[04:50.30] 不要笑.
[04:53.54] 你需要给别人打电话吗?
[04:56.41] 是的,和我一起上大学的300个小伙
[05:05.42] 是的,谢了.
[05:10.72] 你好? -是我
[05:12.39] 是钱德,你好吗? -我还好
[05:16.63] 我被困在提款机室...
[05:21.90] 和洁儿吉亚克一起
[05:25.77] 什么? -我被困在...
[05:29.64] 提款机室了...
[05:32.41] 和洁儿吉亚克一起
[05:35.85] 我听不懂你在说什么
[05:37.92] 叫乔伊听电话
[05:43.19] 怎么了? -我被困在...
[05:46.39] 提款机室了...
[05:49.53] 和洁儿吉亚克一起
[05:53.46] 噢,我的天那
[05:54.87] 他和洁儿吉亚克被困在提款机室
[06:00.20] 钱德,听著…
[06:05.31] 别以为我没这个念头
[06:11.82] 换人,快
[06:13.32] 好吧,换我
[06:15.29] 大四在撞球台上
[06:19.69] 撞球台上? -这就是我妹啦
[06:24.-3] 我最奇怪的地方是在...
[06:27.77] 纽约市立图书馆二楼女厕
[06:32.77] 拜托,你去图书馆干什么
[06:37.84] 菲此,你呢? -密尔瓦基
[06:47.02] 真是一个奇怪的地方.
[06:50.12] 罗斯?
[06:53.86] 迪士尼,19*****小小世界
[06:59.66] 不可能…
[07:01.00] 机器故障
[07:02.73] 所以我和卡萝就到荷兰机器儿童后面
[07:08.21] 他们好死不死正巧修好机器… 从此他们禁止我们再到奇幻王国去
[07:15.68] 好吧,只有……
[07:17.72] 瑞秋? -拜托,我说过了
[07:20.62] 你才没那 -我说过了
[07:22.35] 快点告诉我们
[07:24.49] 好吧,最奇怪的地方是...
[07:31.90] 床脚
[07:35.47] 一句 -我们今晚有优胜了
[07:46.84] 这就是冰箱关上时候的样子
[07:51.78] 恐怕.
[07:54.15] 有人饿了吗?我们有科隆迪克……汤
[07:59.36] 我从来没有那种关系也没那种感受
[08:03.46] 在主题乐园中你忽然**中烧
[08:10.10] 当时只有这件事可做
[08:15.41] 巴瑞连在打迷你高尔夫时 也不肯亲我
[08:19.54] 不是吧 -是的
[08:20.81] 他说这样会耽误后面的人
[08:24.22] 你逃婚的原因是…
[08:28.35] 你认为有人这辈子没有过那种…
[08:32.-3] 从来没有过……
[08:34.76] 也许吧. -真的?
[08:36.56] 但是我得告诉你 *****被过度重视.
[08:40.13] 没错 -是的
[08:41.83] 最后*****很快就退去
[08:44.77] 但双方仍保有信赖,安全感和...
[08:49.81] 以我前妻为例…女同志主义
[08:57.68] 因此,缺乏*****之人还是有……
[09:01.85] 其他可取之处的
[09:05.46] 但我想你不是那种人
[09:09.66] 你认为我不是? -我...
[09:13.33] 对你的未来将充满***** -真的?
[09:17.44] 你真的这样认为 -没错
[09:19.44] 罗斯,你真是太了不起了
[09:32.15] 不可能发生的
[09:41.19] 什么? -你和瑞秋
[09:48.40] 什么? 我和瑞秋
[09:52.57] 为什么?
[09:55.84] 因为你拖太久才行动
[09:58.54] 现在只能待在“朋友区”
[10:02.71] 不,我没在朋友区 -罗斯,你是朋友区主席
[10:08.69] 我在静观其变,行吗? 我正在为以后铺路
[10:13.29] 我每天往前推进一点
[10:16.36] 圣人
[10:19.33] 告诉你,罗斯,她根本不知道你在想什么
[10:23.53] 她刚刚用她的手指缕我的头发.
[10:27.14] 你怀念那种作用力吗? -不,不,不.
[10:30.94] 这才是缕你的头发.
[10:35.01] 这不过是弄乱你的头发罢了.
[10:39.42] 如果再不快点约她出去 你将困在朋友区永远无法脱身
[10:44.56] 我会的 我只是在等恰当的时机
[10:51.23] 什么?
[10:53.03] 什么,现在? -是的.
[10:57.23] 你缺什么? 美酒?烛光?月光?
[11:01.71] 你只需走到她面前说 瑞秋,我想你…
[11:07.21] 什么? -我们在嘘……
[11:09.88] 因为我们正在听
[11:12.88] 因为我们正在听 -难道你没听见?
[11:22.00] 听见没?
[11:28.03] 想来片口香糖吗? -无糖的吗?
[11:33.40] 抱歉,不是 -不,谢了
[11:35.81] 你在搞什么东西?
[11:39.28] 切记!洁儿请你吃口香糖你就吃
[11:43.55] 她叫你吃动物死尸 你也得吃
[11:49.*****] 纽约大停电
[11:53.39] 牛奶变酸
[11:57.40] 不过没关系
[12:00.80] 因为我不喝牛奶
[12:14.15] 你决定啦? -我决定了
[12:16.-4] 我决定了 -需要帮助吗?
[12:17.52] 如果你想当电灯泡你就死定了
[12:22.55] 罗斯…祝你幸运 -谢谢.
[12:29.29]
[12:34.83] 你要去哪里? 不行,你不能去外面
[12:38.50] 为什么? -因为有理由
[12:44.04] 那是什么? -不能告诉你
[12:47.45] 乔伊,到底怎么了?
[12:49.78] 好吧,但你得答应我 不会告诉罗斯是我说的
[12:54.55] 说什么? -他正在准备你的生日舞会
[12:59.12] 天啊,我爱他 -你最好装成一副吃惊的样子
[13:02.93] 装什么? -我的生日舞会
[13:05.46] 什么生日舞会? -少装蒜了,乔伊已经告诉我了
[13:10.10] 他没有告诉我
[13:12.24] 别看我,这是罗斯的主意
[13:15.37] 每次都这样,我总是最后知道的人
[13:18.94] 你不是,我们都有告诉你是哦
[13:21.11] 钱德在动物园被孔雀咬 我是最后知道的人
[13:27.28] 也是最后知道乔伊刚搬来时 你对他有意思的人
[13:30.69] 什么?
[13:32.56] 看来我是倒数第二
[13:39.93] 你对我有意思?
[13:42.83] 好吧,这不算是有意思,是有点印象.
[13:48.77] 很深的印象?
[13:50.37] 你动了我的家具 我想你的胳膊不错,仅此而已.
[13:57.41] 胳膊不错?
[14:00.28] 嘿,莫妮卡,我在搬动椅子哦.
[14:05.66] 你感觉怎么样?
[14:09.33] 所有的灯都灭了,你才可以真正的看到星星啊.
[14:13.76] 真不错.
[14:20.07] 我有个问题
[14:23.57] 也谈不上是问题
[14:26.61] 只是……
[14:30.05] 好奇.
[14:32.15] 好吧 -好吧,是这样的.
[14:38.72] 这些日子以来我一直想…
[14:43.53] 对,没错 -瞧那只小猫!
[14:48.67] 什么?
[14:51.47]
[14:56.47]
[15:02.38]
[15:22.63] 好吧,这只是药不会痛的
[15:27.54] 噢! -对不起,那是蜡油
[15:33.14] 可怜的小猫快吓死了 我们得找到它的主人
[15:36.75] 何不将它放在走廊?
[15:40.25] 大停电时?它会被踩死的
[15:43.19] 是吗?
[15:47.16] 亡羊补牢.口香糖是绝佳的选择
[15:50.36] 口香糖是绝佳的选择
[15:54.43] 口香糖是绝佳的选择?
[15:57.03] 口香糖是绝佳的选择
[15:59.37] 我大可说”我也来一片”,但不,
[16:03.27] 我说的是"口香糖是绝佳的选择"
[16:07.54] 我真鄙视我自己
[16:13.-1] 不,她们是修女,讨厌一切生物
[16:22.19] 我们刚捡到这只猫 目前正在找它的主人
[16:26.80] 猫是我的
[16:30.63] 可是它似乎很讨厌你 -确定,猫是我的,把猫给我
[16:36.14] 等等,它叫什么名字? -鲍伯钮扣
[16:41.21] 鲍伯钮扣? -鲍伯钮扣,过来,鲍伯钮扣
[16:46.78] 你真是个大坏蛋
[16:50.85] 你们欠我一只猫
[16:57.00] 来这, *****, *****, *****.
[16:59.33] 来这, *****, *****, *****.
[17:01.33] 小猫咪…你上哪儿去了?
[17:05.34] 小猫咪,过来.
[17:13.58] -Hi. -Buona sera(意大利语)
[17:16.88] 喔!
[17:23.65] 莫妮卡,愿意搭我的跑车去兜风吗?
[17:26.86] 我会带我的胳膊一起去的.
[17:29.56] 我们为你的牙齿准备独轮车!
[17:35.73] 来吧,幸运六
[17:38.57] 各位,他是保罗
[17:41.87] 保罗,向你介绍我的朋友 这位是摩妮卡
[17:46.31] 这位是乔伊……
[17:48.35] 还有罗斯……
[17:51.48]
[17:59.42] 他不太会讲英语
[18:03.-3] 大富翁
[18:06.43] 看啊!
[18:09.10] 那,保罗来自哪里?
[18:13.74] 我猜是意大利
[18:15.67] 不,我是指今晚,这栋公寓? 突然介入我们的生活?
[18:20.04] 那只猫结果是保罗的 这不是很有意思吗?
[18:26.35] 真有意思,而且瑞秋不断摸他
[18:32.72] 我找遍了整栋公寓,但就是找不到猫
[18:37.-3] 我找到了,是保罗的猫
[18:40.36] 瞧,我又是最后一个知道
[18:44.20] 由于没人告诉我,我猜他就是保罗
[18:48.31] 保罗,她叫菲比
[18:56.08] 意大利语)
[19:01.15] 没错,下一步呢?
[19:04.72] 吹泡泡,吹泡泡不错.
[19:07.79] 可以很好展现男性魅力,顽皮的一面
[19:10.83] 来吧
[19:23.54] 吹得可真好…
[19:26.08] 不要紧,我只需把手伸过去
[19:28.68] 将它放回口中
[19:34.85] 救得好,现在我已重回轨道
[19:39.09] 而且还嚼著别人的口香糖
[19:43.26] 这不是我的口香糖,天哪,我的天啊!
[19:47.76] 很好,现在你呛到了
[19:51.87] 你没事吧
[19:55.-2] 天呀,你呛到了
[20:01.91] 感觉好点没? -好多了
[20:05.08] 谢谢,那真是…
[20:07.42] 那真是… -绝佳的选择?
[20:31.31] 这可不是把头发弄乱而已
[20:38.68] 他讲什么,他讲什么 -我完全搞不懂
[20:43.79] 女人都这样
[20:45.*****] 天啊,我在干什么? 这太不像我了
[20:50.16] 不介意的话我要上了
[20:54.-3] 我只想咬他的下嘴唇
[20:57.60] 但我不会这么做的
[21:00.34] 他第一次对我微笑时
[21:02.91] 那三秒钟比我和巴瑞 在百慕达得三个礼拜还令我兴奋
[21:07.01] 你骑机踏车吗?
[21:10.55] 因为我听说…我离题了
[21:15.29] 我知道这样很肤浅 而且我们毫无共通点
[21:19.36] 连语言也不通但...
[21:28.40] 保罗 -罗斯
[21:31.27] 听着
[21:36.21] 有件事你该了解
[21:40.51] 瑞秋和我
[21:43.31] 有那么一点
[21:46.25] 一点? -一点.是的,一点
[21:49.29] 你们**没有? -没有.
[21:53.49] 技术上而言,还没**
[21:59.26] 但这不是重点
[22:01.90] 重点是瑞秋和我应该…
[22:06.90] 瑞秋和我应该在一起
[22:10.17] 你来到
[22:12.38] 床上? -不是
[22:16.-1] 不是,我不是指那个
[22:17.85] 如果你让我们无法结台
[22:22.42] 我会非常…难过
[22:28.03] 所以, 你……
[22:34.70] 你懂一点英文 -会一点
[22:39.37] 你懂什么叫“二百五” -不懂
[22:43.81] 不懂?真好笑 因为你就是个超级二百五
[22:52.18] 我们已玩了一小时,很简单的
[22:55.75] 准备好没?
[23:00.49] 试试看
[23:04.29] 不,你该拍一下
[23:11.07] 看,最后一根蜡烛就要燃尽
[23:15.01] 10,9,8,7
[23:19.51] 46分钟,-47分钟,-48分钟·,.
[23:25.-1] 谢谢 -谢谢
[23:28.25] 没有灯光有点恐怖
[23:38.66] 停,我这个最逼真
[23:53.84] 罗斯,现在提并不恰当
[23:58.01] 但你得为摩尼卡开个舞会
[24:08.93] 玩得真开心 -对
[24:10.79] 谢谢你的手机
[24:14.90] 并救了我的命
[24:18.24] 再见了,钱德 此次停电我玩得很开心
[24:22.94] 再见
[24:39.49] 我的帐号是7143457
[24:43.69] 我不知道你有没有录到
[24:46.-3] 但我想要这一卷录影带
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