[06:24.-3] | Okay,my weirdest place would have to be... |
[08:32.-3] | ... never having that kind of...? …… |
[12:16.-4] | -I'll do it. -Want help? - |
[16:13.-1] | Oh,no,they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
[18:03.-3] | Monopoly! |
[18:37.-3] | I found him. It was Paolo's cat. |
[19:55.-2] | My God! You' re choking! |
[20:54.-3] | I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
[22:16.-1] | No,not where I was going. |
[23:25.-1] | -Thank you. -Thanks. - |
[24:46.-3] | ... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
[00:00.91] | Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
[00:05.15] | ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. …… |
[00:11.66] | Thanks. |
[00:13.12] | I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... |
[00:16.80] | ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
[00:21.33] | Okay,here we go. |
[00:26.94] | Okay. Thank you very much. |
[00:41.85] | Oh,great. This is just |
[00:50.16] | The One With The Blackout |
[01:40.58] | This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out. |
[01:44.62] | It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
[01:47.65] | ...when it's back on. |
[01:49.72] | -You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? - |
[01:54.49] | Who will I meet in a blackout? |
[01:57.80] | Power-company guys? Eligible looters? |
[02:01.60] | -Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? - |
[02:05.60] | I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
[02:09.31] | What's my number? |
[02:12.38] | I never call me. |
[02:15.91] | Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model. |
[02:20.02] | Something Goodacre. |
[02:21.52] | Hi,Mom,it's Jill. |
[02:23.09] | She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God! |
[02:27.89] | I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
[02:32.90] | Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. |
[02:36.30] | Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot. |
[02:41.07] | I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
[02:45.31] | Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule. |
[02:50.55] | I' m fine. No,l' m not alone. |
[02:54.39] | I don't know,some guy. |
[02:56.19] | Oh,some guy. I am some guy. |
[03:00.66] | Jill,I saw you with some guy last night. |
[03:03.60] | Yes,he was some guy. |
[03:15.51] | Hey,everyone. |
[03:23.68] | Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
[03:30.76] | Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
[03:35.53] | So happy Hanukkah! |
[03:38.86] | Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
[03:49.64] | That had to hurt! |
[03:53.11] | All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes... |
[03:56.18] | ...and you still haven 't said one word. God! …… |
[03:59.22] | Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
[04:06.62] | There you go. |
[04:11.93] | You 're definitely scaring her. |
[04:17.84] | Hello? Oh,hi,Mom. |
[04:21.54] | Mom. |
[04:23.34] | Mom,you' re tripping! |
[04:26.64] | Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him. |
[04:30.55] | You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know. |
[04:35.65] | All right,call me back. |
[04:39.39] | -Mothers. -Yeah. |
[04:40.59] | Attaboy! A word. |
[04:43.76] | That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
[04:46.60] | Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
[04:50.30] | Don 't smile. |
[04:53.54] | Would you like to call somebody? |
[04:56.41] | Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
[05:05.42] | Yeah,thanks. |
[05:10.72] | -Hello? -It's me. |
[05:12.39] | -It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine. |
[05:16.63] | I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
[05:21.90] | ...with Jill Goodacre. |
[05:25.77] | -What? -l' m stuck... |
[05:29.64] | ...in an ATM vestibule... .. |
[05:32.41] | ...with Jill Goodacre. ... |
[05:35.85] | I have no idea what you said. |
[05:37.92] | Put Joey on the phone. |
[05:43.19] | -What's up,man? -l' m stuck... |
[05:46.39] | ...in an ATM vestibule... .. |
[05:49.53] | ...with Jill Goodacre! ... |
[05:53.46] | Oh,my God! |
[05:54.87] | He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
[06:00.20] | Chandler,listen. |
[06:05.31] | Like that thought never entered my mind. |
[06:11.82] | -Okay. -Somebody. |
[06:13.32] | -I'll go. I'll go. -Okay. |
[06:15.29] | Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
[06:19.69] | -Pool table? -That's my sister. - |
[06:27.77] | ...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
[06:32.77] | Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library? |
[06:37.84] | -Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee. |
[06:47.02] | It's a really weird place. |
[06:50.12] | Ross? |
[06:53.86] | Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. " |
[06:59.66] | No way. |
[07:01.00] | The ride broke down... |
[07:02.73] | ...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
[07:08.21] | We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
[07:15.68] | Let's see,that leaves.... |
[07:17.72] | -Rachel? -Come on,I already went. |
[07:20.62] | -You did not go. -I did. - |
[07:22.35] | T ell us. Come on. |
[07:24.49] | All right,the weirdest place would have to be... |
[07:31.90] | ...the foot of the bed. ... |
[07:35.47] | -Step back! -We have a winner! - |
[07:46.84] | This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
[07:51.78] | Spooky. |
[07:54.15] | Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup. |
[07:59.36] | I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
[08:03.46] | Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
[08:10.10] | It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line. |
[08:15.41] | Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
[08:19.54] | -Come on. -No. - |
[08:20.81] | He said we held up the people behind us. |
[08:24.22] | You didn't marry him because...? |
[08:28.35] | Do you think there are people that go through life... |
[08:34.76] | -Probably. -Really? |
[08:36.56] | I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
[08:40.13] | -Yeah,right. -lt is. |
[08:41.83] | Eventually,it kind of burns out. |
[08:44.77] | But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and.... |
[08:49.81] | In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism. |
[08:57.68] | For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
[09:01.85] | ...there's other stuff. …… |
[09:05.46] | -Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you. |
[09:09.66] | -You don't? -See,I see.. |
[09:13.33] | -... big passion in your future. -Really? - |
[09:17.44] | -You do? -I do. - |
[09:19.44] | Ross,you' re so great. |
[09:32.15] | It's never gonna happen. |
[09:41.19] | -What? -You and Rachel. |
[09:48.40] | What? Me and Ra? |
[09:52.57] | Why not? |
[09:55.84] | You waited too long to make your move... |
[09:58.54] | ...and now you' re in the "friend zone. " |
[10:02.71] | -l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. - |
[10:08.69] | Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
[10:13.29] | Every day I get a little bit closer to |
[10:16.36] | Priesthood! |
[10:19.33] | I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking. |
[10:23.53] | She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
[10:27.14] | -Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no. |
[10:30.94] | This is running fingers through your hair,okay? |
[10:35.01] | Now this is a tousle. |
[10:39.42] | If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever. |
[10:44.56] | I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment. |
[10:51.23] | What? 什么? |
[10:53.03] | -What,now? -Yeah. |
[10:57.23] | What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
[11:01.71] | You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l" |
[11:07.21] | -What? -We' re shushing... |
[11:09.88] | ... because we' re trying to hear something. …… |
[11:12.88] | -What? What? -Don't you hear that? - |
[11:22.00] | See? |
[11:28.03] | -Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? - |
[11:33.40] | -Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks. |
[11:35.81] | What was that? |
[11:39.28] | Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it. |
[11:43.55] | If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it! |
[11:49.89] | New York City has no power |
[11:53.39] | And the milk is getting sour |
[11:57.40] | But to me it is not scary |
[12:00.80] | Because I stay away from dairy |
[12:14.15] | -Here goes. -You'll do it? - |
[12:17.52] | You come out,you' re a dead man. |
[12:22.55] | -Good luck,man. -Thanks. |
[12:29.29] | -Okay. -Okay. -Okay. |
[12:34.83] | Where you going? You can't go out there. |
[12:38.50] | -Why not? -Because of the reason. - |
[12:44.04] | -That would be? -I can't tell you. - |
[12:47.45] | Joey,what's going on? |
[12:49.78] | You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you. |
[12:54.55] | -What? -He's planning your birthday party. - |
[12:59.12] | -Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. - |
[13:02.93] | -About what? -My surprise party. - |
[13:05.46] | -What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. - |
[13:10.10] | He didn't tell me. |
[13:12.24] | Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
[13:15.37] | This is typical. I'm always the last to know. |
[13:18.94] | You are not. We tell you stuff. |
[13:21.11] | I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
[13:27.28] | I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
[13:30.69] | What? |
[13:32.56] | Looks like I was second to last. |
[13:39.93] | You had a crush on me? |
[13:42.83] | All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent. |
[13:48.77] | Big dent? |
[13:50.37] | You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
[13:57.41] | Nice arms,huh? |
[14:00.28] | Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair. |
[14:05.66] | Do anything for you? |
[14:09.33] | With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
[14:13.76] | It's so nice. |
[14:20.07] | I have a question. |
[14:23.57] | Actually,it's not so much a question. |
[14:26.61] | It's more of a general wondering... |
[14:30.05] | ment. |
[14:32.15] | -Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. . |
[14:38.72] | Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to.... |
[14:43.53] | -Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! - |
[14:48.67] | What? |
[14:51.47] | Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
[14:56.47] | And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
[15:02.38] | Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around |
[15:22.63] | All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt. |
[15:27.54] | -Ow! -Sorry,that was wax. |
[15:33.14] | Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner. |
[15:36.75] | Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
[15:40.25] | During a blackout? She'll get trampled. |
[15:43.19] | Yeah? |
[15:47.16] | Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
[15:50.36] | Gum would be perfection. |
[15:54.43] | Gum would be perfection? |
[15:57.03] | Gum would be perfection. |
[15:59.37] | Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no. |
[16:03.27] | For me,gum is perfection. |
[16:07.54] | I loathe myself! |
[16:22.19] | Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
[16:26.80] | Yeah,it's mine. |
[16:30.63] | -He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. - |
[16:36.14] | -Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. - |
[16:41.21] | -Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. -- |
[16:46.78] | You are a very bad man! |
[16:50.85] | You owe me a cat. |
[16:57.00] | Here,kitty,kitty,kitty. |
[16:59.33] | Here,kitty,kitty. |
[17:01.33] | Where did you go,little kitty? |
[17:05.34] | IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty. |
[17:13.58] | -Hi. -Buona sera. . |
[17:16.88] | Wow! |
[17:23.65] | Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
[17:26.86] | I'll bring my arms. |
[17:29.56] | We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
[17:35.73] | Come on,lucky sixes! |
[17:38.57] | Everybody,this is Paolo. |
[17:41.87] | Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
[17:46.31] | -Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -…… |
[17:48.35] | -Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -… |
[17:51.48] | Hi. Hi. |
[17:59.42] | He doesn't speak much English. |
[18:06.43] | Look at that! |
[18:09.10] | So,where did Paolo come from? |
[18:13.74] | Italy,I think. |
[18:15.67] | No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives. |
[18:20.04] | That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? |
[18:26.35] | That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
[18:32.72] | I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere. |
[18:40.36] | Well,there you go. Last to know again. |
[18:44.20] | And I'm guessing,this is Paolo? |
[18:48.31] | Paolo,this is Phoebe. |
[18:56.08] | You betcha! You betcha!( |
[19:01.15] | All right. Okay. What next? |
[19:04.72] | Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. |
[19:07.79] | It's got a boyish charm. It's impish. |
[19:10.83] | Here we go. |
[19:23.54] | Nice going,imp! |
[19:26.08] | It's okay. All I need to do... |
[19:28.68] | ...is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
[19:34.85] | Good save! We 're back on track and I'm... |
[19:39.09] | ... chewing someone else 's gum. |
[19:43.26] | This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God! |
[19:47.76] | And now you 're choking. |
[19:51.87] | You all right? |
[20:01.91] | -Better? -Yes. - |
[20:05.08] | Thank you. That was.... |
[20:07.42] | -That was.... -Perfection? |
[20:31.31] | That was no tousle. |
[20:38.68] | -What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. - |
[20:43.79] | That's classic. |
[20:45.89] | My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me! |
[20:50.16] | If you want,I'll do it. |
[20:57.60] | But I won't. |
[21:00.34] | The first time he smiled at me... |
[21:02.91] | ...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
[21:07.01] | Did you rent mopeds? |
[21:10.55] | Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now. |
[21:15.29] | I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
[21:19.36] | ...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God! |
[21:28.40] | -Paolo,hi. -Ross. |
[21:31.27] | Listen.... |
[21:36.21] | Listen,something you should know. |
[21:40.51] | Rachel and I are.... |
[21:43.31] | We' re kind of a thing. |
[21:46.25] | -Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing. |
[21:49.29] | -You have the sex? -No. |
[21:53.49] | No,technically the sex is not being had. But that's.... |
[21:59.26] | But that's not the point. |
[22:01.90] | The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
[22:06.90] | Well,Rachel and l should be together. |
[22:10.17] | And if you get in the |
[22:12.38] | -ln bed -No. |
[22:17.85] | If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
[22:22.42] | ...then I would be,well,very sad. |
[22:28.03] | So,do you...? |
[22:34.70] | -So you do know a little English? -Little. - |
[22:39.37] | -Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. - |
[22:43.81] | That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel. |
[22:52.18] | We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy. |
[22:55.75] | Ready? |
[23:00.49] | Okay? Now try it. |
[23:04.29] | You gotta whip it. |
[23:11.07] | Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out. |
[23:15.01] | T en,nine,eight,seven... |
[23:19.51] | ... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48.. |
[23:28.25] | IKind of spooky without any lights. |
[23:38.66] | Okay,guys,I have the definitive one. |
[23:53.84] | This probably isn't the best time to bring it up... |
[23:58.01] | ...but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
[24:08.93] | -This has been fun. -Yes. - |
[24:10.79] | Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
[24:14.90] | ...and for saving my life. |
[24:18.24] | Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
[24:22.94] | See you. |
[24:39.49] | Hi,l' m account number 71 43457. |
[24:43.69] | I don't know if you got that... |
[06:24.-3] | Okay, my weirdest place would have to be... |
[08:32.-3] | ... never having that kind of...? |
[12:16.-4] | I' ll do it. Want help? |
[16:13.-1] | Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
[18:03.-3] | Monopoly! |
[18:37.-3] | I found him. It was Paolo' s cat. |
[19:55.-2] | My God! You' re choking! |
[20:54.-3] | I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
[22:16.-1] | No, not where I was going. |
[23:25.-1] | Thank you. Thanks. |
[24:46.-3] | ... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
[00:00.91] | Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
[00:05.15] | ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
[00:11.66] | Thanks. |
[00:13.12] | I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment... |
[00:16.80] | ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
[00:21.33] | Okay, here we go. |
[00:26.94] | Okay. Thank you very much. |
[00:41.85] | Oh, great. This is just |
[00:50.16] | The One With The Blackout |
[01:40.58] | This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out. |
[01:44.62] | It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
[01:47.65] | ... when it' s back on. |
[01:49.72] | You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom? |
[01:54.49] | Who will I meet in a blackout? |
[01:57.80] | Powercompany guys? Eligible looters? |
[02:01.60] | Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone? |
[02:05.60] | I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
[02:09.31] | What' s my number? |
[02:12.38] | I never call me. |
[02:15.91] | Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model. |
[02:20.02] | Something Goodacre. |
[02:21.52] | Hi, Mom, it' s Jill. |
[02:23.09] | She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God! |
[02:27.89] | I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
[02:32.90] | Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium. |
[02:36.30] | Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot. |
[02:41.07] | I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
[02:45.31] | Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule. |
[02:50.55] | I' m fine. No, l' m not alone. |
[02:54.39] | I don' t know, some guy. |
[02:56.19] | Oh, some guy. I am some guy. |
[03:00.66] | Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. |
[03:03.60] | Yes, he was some guy. |
[03:15.51] | Hey, everyone. |
[03:23.68] | Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
[03:30.76] | Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
[03:35.53] | So happy Hanukkah! |
[03:38.86] | Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
[03:49.64] | That had to hurt! |
[03:53.11] | All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes... |
[03:56.18] | ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God! |
[03:59.22] | Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
[04:06.62] | There you go. |
[04:11.93] | You ' re definitely scaring her. |
[04:17.84] | Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. |
[04:21.54] | Mom. |
[04:23.34] | Mom, you' re tripping! |
[04:26.64] | Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him. |
[04:30.55] | You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know. |
[04:35.65] | All right, call me back. |
[04:39.39] | Mothers. Yeah. |
[04:40.59] | Attaboy! A word. |
[04:43.76] | That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
[04:46.60] | Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
[04:50.30] | Don ' t smile. |
[04:53.54] | Would you like to call somebody? |
[04:56.41] | Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
[05:05.42] | Yeah, thanks. |
[05:10.72] | Hello? It' s me. |
[05:12.39] | It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine. |
[05:16.63] | I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
[05:21.90] | ... with Jill Goodacre. |
[05:25.77] | What? l' m stuck... |
[05:29.64] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
[05:32.41] | ... with Jill Goodacre. ... |
[05:35.85] | I have no idea what you said. |
[05:37.92] | Put Joey on the phone. |
[05:43.19] | What' s up, man? l' m stuck... |
[05:46.39] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
[05:49.53] | ... with Jill Goodacre! ... |
[05:53.46] | Oh, my God! |
[05:54.87] | He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
[06:00.20] | Chandler, listen. |
[06:05.31] | Like that thought never entered my mind. |
[06:11.82] | Okay. Somebody. |
[06:13.32] | I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay. |
[06:15.29] | Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
[06:19.69] | Pool table? That' s my sister. |
[06:27.77] | ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
[06:32.77] | Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library? |
[06:37.84] | Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee. |
[06:47.02] | It' s a really weird place. |
[06:50.12] | Ross? |
[06:53.86] | Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. " |
[06:59.66] | No way. |
[07:01.00] | The ride broke down... |
[07:02.73] | ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
[07:08.21] | We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
[07:15.68] | Let' s see, that leaves.... |
[07:17.72] | Rachel? Come on, I already went. |
[07:20.62] | You did not go. I did. |
[07:22.35] | T ell us. Come on. |
[07:24.49] | All right, the weirdest place would have to be... |
[07:31.90] | ... the foot of the bed. ... |
[07:35.47] | Step back! We have a winner! |
[07:46.84] | This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
[07:51.78] | Spooky. |
[07:54.15] | Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup. |
[07:59.36] | I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
[08:03.46] | Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
[08:10.10] | It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line. |
[08:15.41] | Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
[08:19.54] | Come on. No. |
[08:20.81] | He said we held up the people behind us. |
[08:24.22] | You didn' t marry him because...? |
[08:28.35] | Do you think there are people that go through life... |
[08:34.76] | Probably. Really? |
[08:36.56] | I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
[08:40.13] | Yeah, right. lt is. |
[08:41.83] | Eventually, it kind of burns out. |
[08:44.77] | But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and.... |
[08:49.81] | In my exwife' s case, lesbianism. |
[08:57.68] | For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
[09:01.85] | ... there' s other stuff. |
[09:05.46] | Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you. |
[09:09.66] | You don' t? See, I see.. |
[09:13.33] | ... big passion in your future. Really? |
[09:17.44] | You do? I do. |
[09:19.44] | Ross, you' re so great. |
[09:32.15] | It' s never gonna happen. |
[09:41.19] | What? You and Rachel. |
[09:48.40] | What? Me and Ra? |
[09:52.57] | Why not? |
[09:55.84] | You waited too long to make your move... |
[09:58.54] | ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. " |
[10:02.71] | l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. |
[10:08.69] | Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
[10:13.29] | Every day I get a little bit closer to |
[10:16.36] | Priesthood! |
[10:19.33] | I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking. |
[10:23.53] | She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
[10:27.14] | Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no. |
[10:30.94] | This is running fingers through your hair, okay? |
[10:35.01] | Now this is a tousle. |
[10:39.42] | If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever. |
[10:44.56] | I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment. |
[10:51.23] | What? shen me? |
[10:53.03] | What, now? Yeah. |
[10:57.23] | What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
[11:01.71] | You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l" |
[11:07.21] | What? We' re shushing... |
[11:09.88] | ... because we' re trying to hear something. |
[11:12.88] | What? What? Don' t you hear that? |
[11:22.00] | See? |
[11:28.03] | Would you like gum? ls it sugarless? |
[11:33.40] | Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks. |
[11:35.81] | What was that? |
[11:39.28] | Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. |
[11:43.55] | If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it! |
[11:49.89] | New York City has no power |
[11:53.39] | And the milk is getting sour |
[11:57.40] | But to me it is not scary |
[12:00.80] | Because I stay away from dairy |
[12:14.15] | Here goes. You' ll do it? |
[12:17.52] | You come out, you' re a dead man. |
[12:22.55] | Good luck, man. Thanks. |
[12:29.29] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
[12:34.83] | Where you going? You can' t go out there. |
[12:38.50] | Why not? Because of the reason. |
[12:44.04] | That would be? I can' t tell you. |
[12:47.45] | Joey, what' s going on? |
[12:49.78] | You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you. |
[12:54.55] | What? He' s planning your birthday party. |
[12:59.12] | Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised. |
[13:02.93] | About what? My surprise party. |
[13:05.46] | What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me. |
[13:10.10] | He didn' t tell me. |
[13:12.24] | Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
[13:15.37] | This is typical. I' m always the last to know. |
[13:18.94] | You are not. We tell you stuff. |
[13:21.11] | I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
[13:27.28] | I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
[13:30.69] | What? |
[13:32.56] | Looks like I was second to last. |
[13:39.93] | You had a crush on me? |
[13:42.83] | All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent. |
[13:48.77] | Big dent? |
[13:50.37] | You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
[13:57.41] | Nice arms, huh? |
[14:00.28] | Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair. |
[14:05.66] | Do anything for you? |
[14:09.33] | With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
[14:13.76] | It' s so nice. |
[14:20.07] | I have a question. |
[14:23.57] | Actually, it' s not so much a question. |
[14:26.61] | It' s more of a general wondering... |
[14:30.05] | ment. |
[14:32.15] | Okay. Okay. Here it goes. . |
[14:38.72] | Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to.... |
[14:43.53] | Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty! |
[14:48.67] | What? |
[14:51.47] | Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
[14:56.47] | And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
[15:02.38] | Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around |
[15:22.63] | All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt. |
[15:27.54] | Ow! Sorry, that was wax. |
[15:33.14] | Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner. |
[15:36.75] | Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
[15:40.25] | During a blackout? She' ll get trampled. |
[15:43.19] | Yeah? |
[15:47.16] | Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
[15:50.36] | Gum would be perfection. |
[15:54.43] | Gum would be perfection? |
[15:57.03] | Gum would be perfection. |
[15:59.37] | Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no. |
[16:03.27] | For me, gum is perfection. |
[16:07.54] | I loathe myself! |
[16:22.19] | Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
[16:26.80] | Yeah, it' s mine. |
[16:30.63] | He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat. |
[16:36.14] | Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons. |
[16:41.21] | Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. |
[16:46.78] | You are a very bad man! |
[16:50.85] | You owe me a cat. |
[16:57.00] | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. |
[16:59.33] | Here, kitty, kitty. |
[17:01.33] | Where did you go, little kitty? |
[17:05.34] | IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty. |
[17:13.58] | Hi. Buona sera. . |
[17:16.88] | Wow! |
[17:23.65] | Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
[17:26.86] | I' ll bring my arms. |
[17:29.56] | We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
[17:35.73] | Come on, lucky sixes! |
[17:38.57] | Everybody, this is Paolo. |
[17:41.87] | Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
[17:46.31] | Hi. ... and Joey... Hi |
[17:48.35] | Hi. ... and Ross. Hi |
[17:51.48] | Hi. Hi. |
[17:59.42] | He doesn' t speak much English. |
[18:06.43] | Look at that! |
[18:09.10] | So, where did Paolo come from? |
[18:13.74] | Italy, I think. |
[18:15.67] | No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives. |
[18:20.04] | That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny? |
[18:26.35] | That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
[18:32.72] | I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere. |
[18:40.36] | Well, there you go. Last to know again. |
[18:44.20] | And I' m guessing, this is Paolo? |
[18:48.31] | Paolo, this is Phoebe. |
[18:56.08] | You betcha! You betcha! |
[19:01.15] | All right. Okay. What next? |
[19:04.72] | Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good. |
[19:07.79] | It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish. |
[19:10.83] | Here we go. |
[19:23.54] | Nice going, imp! |
[19:26.08] | It' s okay. All I need to do... |
[19:28.68] | ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
[19:34.85] | Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m... |
[19:39.09] | ... chewing someone else ' s gum. |
[19:43.26] | This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
[19:47.76] | And now you ' re choking. |
[19:51.87] | You all right? |
[20:01.91] | Better? Yes. |
[20:05.08] | Thank you. That was.... |
[20:07.42] | That was.... Perfection? |
[20:31.31] | That was no tousle. |
[20:38.68] | What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea. |
[20:43.79] | That' s classic. |
[20:45.89] | My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme! |
[20:50.16] | If you want, I' ll do it. |
[20:57.60] | But I won' t. |
[21:00.34] | The first time he smiled at me... |
[21:02.91] | ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
[21:07.01] | Did you rent mopeds? |
[21:10.55] | Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now. |
[21:15.29] | I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
[21:19.36] | ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God! |
[21:28.40] | Paolo, hi. Ross. |
[21:31.27] | Listen.... |
[21:36.21] | Listen, something you should know. |
[21:40.51] | Rachel and I are.... |
[21:43.31] | We' re kind of a thing. |
[21:46.25] | Thing? Thing. Yes, thing. |
[21:49.29] | You have the sex? No. |
[21:53.49] | No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s.... |
[21:59.26] | But that' s not the point. |
[22:01.90] | The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
[22:06.90] | Well, Rachel and l should be together. |
[22:10.17] | And if you get in the |
[22:12.38] | ln bed No. |
[22:17.85] | If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
[22:22.42] | ... then I would be, well, very sad. |
[22:28.03] | So, do you...? |
[22:34.70] | So you do know a little English? Little. |
[22:39.37] | Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No. |
[22:43.81] | That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel. |
[22:52.18] | We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy. |
[22:55.75] | Ready? |
[23:00.49] | Okay? Now try it. |
[23:04.29] | You gotta whip it. |
[23:11.07] | Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out. |
[23:15.01] | T en, nine, eight, seven... |
[23:19.51] | ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48.. |
[23:28.25] | IKind of spooky without any lights. |
[23:38.66] | Okay, guys, I have the definitive one. |
[23:53.84] | This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up... |
[23:58.01] | ... but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
[24:08.93] | This has been fun. Yes. |
[24:10.79] | Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
[24:14.90] | ... and for saving my life. |
[24:18.24] | Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
[24:22.94] | See you. |
[24:39.49] | Hi, l' m account number 71 43457. |
[24:43.69] | I don' t know if you got that... |
[06:24.-3] | Okay, my weirdest place would have to be... |
[08:32.-3] | ... never having that kind of...? |
[12:16.-4] | I' ll do it. Want help? |
[16:13.-1] | Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
[18:03.-3] | Monopoly! |
[18:37.-3] | I found him. It was Paolo' s cat. |
[19:55.-2] | My God! You' re choking! |
[20:54.-3] | I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
[22:16.-1] | No, not where I was going. |
[23:25.-1] | Thank you. Thanks. |
[24:46.-3] | ... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
[00:00.91] | Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
[00:05.15] | ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
[00:11.66] | Thanks. |
[00:13.12] | I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment... |
[00:16.80] | ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
[00:21.33] | Okay, here we go. |
[00:26.94] | Okay. Thank you very much. |
[00:41.85] | Oh, great. This is just |
[00:50.16] | The One With The Blackout |
[01:40.58] | This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out. |
[01:44.62] | It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
[01:47.65] | ... when it' s back on. |
[01:49.72] | You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom? |
[01:54.49] | Who will I meet in a blackout? |
[01:57.80] | Powercompany guys? Eligible looters? |
[02:01.60] | Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone? |
[02:05.60] | I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
[02:09.31] | What' s my number? |
[02:12.38] | I never call me. |
[02:15.91] | Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model. |
[02:20.02] | Something Goodacre. |
[02:21.52] | Hi, Mom, it' s Jill. |
[02:23.09] | She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God! |
[02:27.89] | I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
[02:32.90] | Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium. |
[02:36.30] | Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot. |
[02:41.07] | I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
[02:45.31] | Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule. |
[02:50.55] | I' m fine. No, l' m not alone. |
[02:54.39] | I don' t know, some guy. |
[02:56.19] | Oh, some guy. I am some guy. |
[03:00.66] | Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. |
[03:03.60] | Yes, he was some guy. |
[03:15.51] | Hey, everyone. |
[03:23.68] | Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
[03:30.76] | Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
[03:35.53] | So happy Hanukkah! |
[03:38.86] | Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
[03:49.64] | That had to hurt! |
[03:53.11] | All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes... |
[03:56.18] | ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God! |
[03:59.22] | Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
[04:06.62] | There you go. |
[04:11.93] | You ' re definitely scaring her. |
[04:17.84] | Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. |
[04:21.54] | Mom. |
[04:23.34] | Mom, you' re tripping! |
[04:26.64] | Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him. |
[04:30.55] | You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know. |
[04:35.65] | All right, call me back. |
[04:39.39] | Mothers. Yeah. |
[04:40.59] | Attaboy! A word. |
[04:43.76] | That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
[04:46.60] | Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
[04:50.30] | Don ' t smile. |
[04:53.54] | Would you like to call somebody? |
[04:56.41] | Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
[05:05.42] | Yeah, thanks. |
[05:10.72] | Hello? It' s me. |
[05:12.39] | It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine. |
[05:16.63] | I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
[05:21.90] | ... with Jill Goodacre. |
[05:25.77] | What? l' m stuck... |
[05:29.64] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
[05:32.41] | ... with Jill Goodacre. ... |
[05:35.85] | I have no idea what you said. |
[05:37.92] | Put Joey on the phone. |
[05:43.19] | What' s up, man? l' m stuck... |
[05:46.39] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
[05:49.53] | ... with Jill Goodacre! ... |
[05:53.46] | Oh, my God! |
[05:54.87] | He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
[06:00.20] | Chandler, listen. |
[06:05.31] | Like that thought never entered my mind. |
[06:11.82] | Okay. Somebody. |
[06:13.32] | I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay. |
[06:15.29] | Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
[06:19.69] | Pool table? That' s my sister. |
[06:27.77] | ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
[06:32.77] | Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library? |
[06:37.84] | Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee. |
[06:47.02] | It' s a really weird place. |
[06:50.12] | Ross? |
[06:53.86] | Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. " |
[06:59.66] | No way. |
[07:01.00] | The ride broke down... |
[07:02.73] | ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
[07:08.21] | We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
[07:15.68] | Let' s see, that leaves.... |
[07:17.72] | Rachel? Come on, I already went. |
[07:20.62] | You did not go. I did. |
[07:22.35] | T ell us. Come on. |
[07:24.49] | All right, the weirdest place would have to be... |
[07:31.90] | ... the foot of the bed. ... |
[07:35.47] | Step back! We have a winner! |
[07:46.84] | This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
[07:51.78] | Spooky. |
[07:54.15] | Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup. |
[07:59.36] | I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
[08:03.46] | Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
[08:10.10] | It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line. |
[08:15.41] | Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
[08:19.54] | Come on. No. |
[08:20.81] | He said we held up the people behind us. |
[08:24.22] | You didn' t marry him because...? |
[08:28.35] | Do you think there are people that go through life... |
[08:34.76] | Probably. Really? |
[08:36.56] | I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
[08:40.13] | Yeah, right. lt is. |
[08:41.83] | Eventually, it kind of burns out. |
[08:44.77] | But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and.... |
[08:49.81] | In my exwife' s case, lesbianism. |
[08:57.68] | For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
[09:01.85] | ... there' s other stuff. |
[09:05.46] | Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you. |
[09:09.66] | You don' t? See, I see.. |
[09:13.33] | ... big passion in your future. Really? |
[09:17.44] | You do? I do. |
[09:19.44] | Ross, you' re so great. |
[09:32.15] | It' s never gonna happen. |
[09:41.19] | What? You and Rachel. |
[09:48.40] | What? Me and Ra? |
[09:52.57] | Why not? |
[09:55.84] | You waited too long to make your move... |
[09:58.54] | ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. " |
[10:02.71] | l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. |
[10:08.69] | Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
[10:13.29] | Every day I get a little bit closer to |
[10:16.36] | Priesthood! |
[10:19.33] | I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking. |
[10:23.53] | She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
[10:27.14] | Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no. |
[10:30.94] | This is running fingers through your hair, okay? |
[10:35.01] | Now this is a tousle. |
[10:39.42] | If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever. |
[10:44.56] | I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment. |
[10:51.23] | What? shén me? |
[10:53.03] | What, now? Yeah. |
[10:57.23] | What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
[11:01.71] | You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l" |
[11:07.21] | What? We' re shushing... |
[11:09.88] | ... because we' re trying to hear something. |
[11:12.88] | What? What? Don' t you hear that? |
[11:22.00] | See? |
[11:28.03] | Would you like gum? ls it sugarless? |
[11:33.40] | Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks. |
[11:35.81] | What was that? |
[11:39.28] | Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. |
[11:43.55] | If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it! |
[11:49.89] | New York City has no power |
[11:53.39] | And the milk is getting sour |
[11:57.40] | But to me it is not scary |
[12:00.80] | Because I stay away from dairy |
[12:14.15] | Here goes. You' ll do it? |
[12:17.52] | You come out, you' re a dead man. |
[12:22.55] | Good luck, man. Thanks. |
[12:29.29] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
[12:34.83] | Where you going? You can' t go out there. |
[12:38.50] | Why not? Because of the reason. |
[12:44.04] | That would be? I can' t tell you. |
[12:47.45] | Joey, what' s going on? |
[12:49.78] | You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you. |
[12:54.55] | What? He' s planning your birthday party. |
[12:59.12] | Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised. |
[13:02.93] | About what? My surprise party. |
[13:05.46] | What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me. |
[13:10.10] | He didn' t tell me. |
[13:12.24] | Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
[13:15.37] | This is typical. I' m always the last to know. |
[13:18.94] | You are not. We tell you stuff. |
[13:21.11] | I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
[13:27.28] | I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
[13:30.69] | What? |
[13:32.56] | Looks like I was second to last. |
[13:39.93] | You had a crush on me? |
[13:42.83] | All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent. |
[13:48.77] | Big dent? |
[13:50.37] | You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
[13:57.41] | Nice arms, huh? |
[14:00.28] | Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair. |
[14:05.66] | Do anything for you? |
[14:09.33] | With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
[14:13.76] | It' s so nice. |
[14:20.07] | I have a question. |
[14:23.57] | Actually, it' s not so much a question. |
[14:26.61] | It' s more of a general wondering... |
[14:30.05] | ment. |
[14:32.15] | Okay. Okay. Here it goes. . |
[14:38.72] | Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to.... |
[14:43.53] | Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty! |
[14:48.67] | What? |
[14:51.47] | Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
[14:56.47] | And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
[15:02.38] | Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around |
[15:22.63] | All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt. |
[15:27.54] | Ow! Sorry, that was wax. |
[15:33.14] | Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner. |
[15:36.75] | Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
[15:40.25] | During a blackout? She' ll get trampled. |
[15:43.19] | Yeah? |
[15:47.16] | Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
[15:50.36] | Gum would be perfection. |
[15:54.43] | Gum would be perfection? |
[15:57.03] | Gum would be perfection. |
[15:59.37] | Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no. |
[16:03.27] | For me, gum is perfection. |
[16:07.54] | I loathe myself! |
[16:22.19] | Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
[16:26.80] | Yeah, it' s mine. |
[16:30.63] | He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat. |
[16:36.14] | Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons. |
[16:41.21] | Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. |
[16:46.78] | You are a very bad man! |
[16:50.85] | You owe me a cat. |
[16:57.00] | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. |
[16:59.33] | Here, kitty, kitty. |
[17:01.33] | Where did you go, little kitty? |
[17:05.34] | IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty. |
[17:13.58] | Hi. Buona sera. . |
[17:16.88] | Wow! |
[17:23.65] | Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
[17:26.86] | I' ll bring my arms. |
[17:29.56] | We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
[17:35.73] | Come on, lucky sixes! |
[17:38.57] | Everybody, this is Paolo. |
[17:41.87] | Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
[17:46.31] | Hi. ... and Joey... Hi |
[17:48.35] | Hi. ... and Ross. Hi |
[17:51.48] | Hi. Hi. |
[17:59.42] | He doesn' t speak much English. |
[18:06.43] | Look at that! |
[18:09.10] | So, where did Paolo come from? |
[18:13.74] | Italy, I think. |
[18:15.67] | No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives. |
[18:20.04] | That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny? |
[18:26.35] | That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
[18:32.72] | I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere. |
[18:40.36] | Well, there you go. Last to know again. |
[18:44.20] | And I' m guessing, this is Paolo? |
[18:48.31] | Paolo, this is Phoebe. |
[18:56.08] | You betcha! You betcha! |
[19:01.15] | All right. Okay. What next? |
[19:04.72] | Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good. |
[19:07.79] | It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish. |
[19:10.83] | Here we go. |
[19:23.54] | Nice going, imp! |
[19:26.08] | It' s okay. All I need to do... |
[19:28.68] | ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
[19:34.85] | Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m... |
[19:39.09] | ... chewing someone else ' s gum. |
[19:43.26] | This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
[19:47.76] | And now you ' re choking. |
[19:51.87] | You all right? |
[20:01.91] | Better? Yes. |
[20:05.08] | Thank you. That was.... |
[20:07.42] | That was.... Perfection? |
[20:31.31] | That was no tousle. |
[20:38.68] | What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea. |
[20:43.79] | That' s classic. |
[20:45.89] | My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme! |
[20:50.16] | If you want, I' ll do it. |
[20:57.60] | But I won' t. |
[21:00.34] | The first time he smiled at me... |
[21:02.91] | ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
[21:07.01] | Did you rent mopeds? |
[21:10.55] | Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now. |
[21:15.29] | I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
[21:19.36] | ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God! |
[21:28.40] | Paolo, hi. Ross. |
[21:31.27] | Listen.... |
[21:36.21] | Listen, something you should know. |
[21:40.51] | Rachel and I are.... |
[21:43.31] | We' re kind of a thing. |
[21:46.25] | Thing? Thing. Yes, thing. |
[21:49.29] | You have the sex? No. |
[21:53.49] | No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s.... |
[21:59.26] | But that' s not the point. |
[22:01.90] | The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
[22:06.90] | Well, Rachel and l should be together. |
[22:10.17] | And if you get in the |
[22:12.38] | ln bed No. |
[22:17.85] | If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
[22:22.42] | ... then I would be, well, very sad. |
[22:28.03] | So, do you...? |
[22:34.70] | So you do know a little English? Little. |
[22:39.37] | Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No. |
[22:43.81] | That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel. |
[22:52.18] | We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy. |
[22:55.75] | Ready? |
[23:00.49] | Okay? Now try it. |
[23:04.29] | You gotta whip it. |
[23:11.07] | Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out. |
[23:15.01] | T en, nine, eight, seven... |
[23:19.51] | ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48.. |
[23:28.25] | IKind of spooky without any lights. |
[23:38.66] | Okay, guys, I have the definitive one. |
[23:53.84] | This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up... |
[23:58.01] | ... but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
[24:08.93] | This has been fun. Yes. |
[24:10.79] | Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
[24:14.90] | ... and for saving my life. |
[24:18.24] | Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
[24:22.94] | See you. |
[24:39.49] | Hi, l' m account number 71 43457. |
[24:43.69] | I don' t know if you got that... |
[00:00.91] | 各位请安静,*****公园很荣幸为各位介绍 |
[00:05.15] | 菲比小姐的音乐 |
[00:11.66] | 谢谢, |
[00:13.12] | 首先我想从一首... |
[00:16.80] | 有关顿悟人生那一刻的歌……开始 |
[00:21.33] | 开始罗... |
[00:26.94] | 非常感谢 |
[00:41.85] | 什么?这下可好 |
[00:50.16] | 六人行 第1季 第07集 纽约大停电 |
[01:40.58] | 这简直是酷毙了 纽约大停电 |
[01:44.62] | 我妈说是整个布鲁克林 外加部份曼哈顿和皇后区 |
[01:47.65] | 不知何时恢复电力 |
[01:49.72] | 这可真是大停电 -裤子和毛衣,为什么,妈? |
[01:54.49] | 停电我能去见谁? |
[01:57.80] | 电力公司的人? 单身的趁火打劫之徒? |
[02:01.60] | 以后再聊,好吗? -电话能借我吗? |
[02:05.60] | 我想打回住处 确定我祖母是否安好 |
[02:09.31] | 等等,我的电话几号? |
[02:12.38] | 我从未打电话给自己过 |
[02:15.91] | 天啊,是她 *****的秘密(内衣品牌)的模特儿 |
[02:20.02] | 叫…古亚克的 |
[02:21.52] | 妈,我是洁儿 |
[02:23.09] | 没错,洁儿 洁儿.古亚克.天哪! |
[02:27.*****] | 没想到我和洁儿.古亚克同时被困在提款机室 |
[02:32.90] | 是小室还是正厅? |
[02:36.30] | 那才是值得注意的对象,笨蛋 |
[02:41.07] | 对,我没事只是被困在银行提款机室 |
[02:45.31] | 洁儿说小室? 那我也说小室 |
[02:50.55] | 我没事,不,旁边有人 |
[02:54.39] | 我不认识,某人 |
[02:56.19] | 某人?行,某人 |
[03:00.66] | 洁儿,我昨晚看见你和某人在一起 |
[03:03.60] | 没错,他是某人. |
[03:15.51] | 各位 |
[03:23.68] | 今晚主持停电晚会的 是崔比安尼拉此 |
[03:30.76] | 钱德的老室友是个犹太人 我们只剩这些蜡烛 |
[03:35.53] | 祝各位光明节快乐 |
[03:38.86] | 瞧,丑陋裸男点燃点几根蜡烛 |
[03:49.64] | 一定很痛 |
[03:53.11] | 已过了14分30秒 |
[03:56.18] | 你却连一字也没说 |
[03:59.22] | 争气点,打破沈闷,微笑 |
[04:06.62] | 效果不错 |
[04:11.93] | 算了吧,你正在吓她 |
[04:17.84] | 喂? 妈妈. |
[04:21.54] | 妈. |
[04:23.34] | 妈妈,你内急! |
[04:26.64] | 德特是一条狗 大停电把他吓坏了 |
[04:30.55] | 如果你不知道 你也可以尿在爸爸的鞋子里. |
[04:35.65] | 好吧,给我回电话 |
[04:39.39] | 妈妈. -是的. |
[04:40.59] | 好小伙!一个词. |
[04:43.76] | 这样不坏.妈妈,是的! |
[04:46.60] | 妈妈,是的!完美 |
[04:50.30] | 不要笑. |
[04:53.54] | 你需要给别人打电话吗? |
[04:56.41] | 是的,和我一起上大学的300个小伙 |
[05:05.42] | 是的,谢了. |
[05:10.72] | 你好? -是我 |
[05:12.39] | 是钱德,你好吗? -我还好 |
[05:16.63] | 我被困在提款机室... |
[05:21.90] | 和洁儿吉亚克一起 |
[05:25.77] | 什么? -我被困在... |
[05:29.64] | 提款机室了... |
[05:32.41] | 和洁儿吉亚克一起 |
[05:35.85] | 我听不懂你在说什么 |
[05:37.92] | 叫乔伊听电话 |
[05:43.19] | 怎么了? -我被困在... |
[05:46.39] | 提款机室了... |
[05:49.53] | 和洁儿吉亚克一起 |
[05:53.46] | 噢,我的天那 |
[05:54.87] | 他和洁儿吉亚克被困在提款机室 |
[06:00.20] | 钱德,听著… |
[06:05.31] | 别以为我没这个念头 |
[06:11.82] | 换人,快 |
[06:13.32] | 好吧,换我 |
[06:15.29] | 大四在撞球台上 |
[06:19.69] | 撞球台上? -这就是我妹啦 |
[06:24.-3] | 我最奇怪的地方是在... |
[06:27.77] | 纽约市立图书馆二楼女厕 |
[06:32.77] | 拜托,你去图书馆干什么 |
[06:37.84] | 菲此,你呢? -密尔瓦基 |
[06:47.02] | 真是一个奇怪的地方. |
[06:50.12] | 罗斯? |
[06:53.86] | 迪士尼,19*****小小世界 |
[06:59.66] | 不可能… |
[07:01.00] | 机器故障 |
[07:02.73] | 所以我和卡萝就到荷兰机器儿童后面 |
[07:08.21] | 他们好死不死正巧修好机器… 从此他们禁止我们再到奇幻王国去 |
[07:15.68] | 好吧,只有…… |
[07:17.72] | 瑞秋? -拜托,我说过了 |
[07:20.62] | 你才没那 -我说过了 |
[07:22.35] | 快点告诉我们 |
[07:24.49] | 好吧,最奇怪的地方是... |
[07:31.90] | 床脚 |
[07:35.47] | 一句 -我们今晚有优胜了 |
[07:46.84] | 这就是冰箱关上时候的样子 |
[07:51.78] | 恐怕. |
[07:54.15] | 有人饿了吗?我们有科隆迪克……汤 |
[07:59.36] | 我从来没有那种关系也没那种感受 |
[08:03.46] | 在主题乐园中你忽然**中烧 |
[08:10.10] | 当时只有这件事可做 |
[08:15.41] | 巴瑞连在打迷你高尔夫时 也不肯亲我 |
[08:19.54] | 不是吧 -是的 |
[08:20.81] | 他说这样会耽误后面的人 |
[08:24.22] | 你逃婚的原因是… |
[08:28.35] | 你认为有人这辈子没有过那种… |
[08:32.-3] | 从来没有过…… |
[08:34.76] | 也许吧. -真的? |
[08:36.56] | 但是我得告诉你 *****被过度重视. |
[08:40.13] | 没错 -是的 |
[08:41.83] | 最后*****很快就退去 |
[08:44.77] | 但双方仍保有信赖,安全感和... |
[08:49.81] | 以我前妻为例…女同志主义 |
[08:57.68] | 因此,缺乏*****之人还是有…… |
[09:01.85] | 其他可取之处的 |
[09:05.46] | 但我想你不是那种人 |
[09:09.66] | 你认为我不是? -我... |
[09:13.33] | 对你的未来将充满***** -真的? |
[09:17.44] | 你真的这样认为 -没错 |
[09:19.44] | 罗斯,你真是太了不起了 |
[09:32.15] | 不可能发生的 |
[09:41.19] | 什么? -你和瑞秋 |
[09:48.40] | 什么? 我和瑞秋 |
[09:52.57] | 为什么? |
[09:55.84] | 因为你拖太久才行动 |
[09:58.54] | 现在只能待在“朋友区” |
[10:02.71] | 不,我没在朋友区 -罗斯,你是朋友区主席 |
[10:08.69] | 我在静观其变,行吗? 我正在为以后铺路 |
[10:13.29] | 我每天往前推进一点 |
[10:16.36] | 圣人 |
[10:19.33] | 告诉你,罗斯,她根本不知道你在想什么 |
[10:23.53] | 她刚刚用她的手指缕我的头发. |
[10:27.14] | 你怀念那种作用力吗? -不,不,不. |
[10:30.94] | 这才是缕你的头发. |
[10:35.01] | 这不过是弄乱你的头发罢了. |
[10:39.42] | 如果再不快点约她出去 你将困在朋友区永远无法脱身 |
[10:44.56] | 我会的 我只是在等恰当的时机 |
[10:51.23] | 什么? |
[10:53.03] | 什么,现在? -是的. |
[10:57.23] | 你缺什么? 美酒?烛光?月光? |
[11:01.71] | 你只需走到她面前说 瑞秋,我想你… |
[11:07.21] | 什么? -我们在嘘…… |
[11:09.88] | 因为我们正在听 |
[11:12.88] | 因为我们正在听 -难道你没听见? |
[11:22.00] | 听见没? |
[11:28.03] | 想来片口香糖吗? -无糖的吗? |
[11:33.40] | 抱歉,不是 -不,谢了 |
[11:35.81] | 你在搞什么东西? |
[11:39.28] | 切记!洁儿请你吃口香糖你就吃 |
[11:43.55] | 她叫你吃动物死尸 你也得吃 |
[11:49.*****] | 纽约大停电 |
[11:53.39] | 牛奶变酸 |
[11:57.40] | 不过没关系 |
[12:00.80] | 因为我不喝牛奶 |
[12:14.15] | 你决定啦? -我决定了 |
[12:16.-4] | 我决定了 -需要帮助吗? |
[12:17.52] | 如果你想当电灯泡你就死定了 |
[12:22.55] | 罗斯…祝你幸运 -谢谢. |
[12:29.29] | |
[12:34.83] | 你要去哪里? 不行,你不能去外面 |
[12:38.50] | 为什么? -因为有理由 |
[12:44.04] | 那是什么? -不能告诉你 |
[12:47.45] | 乔伊,到底怎么了? |
[12:49.78] | 好吧,但你得答应我 不会告诉罗斯是我说的 |
[12:54.55] | 说什么? -他正在准备你的生日舞会 |
[12:59.12] | 天啊,我爱他 -你最好装成一副吃惊的样子 |
[13:02.93] | 装什么? -我的生日舞会 |
[13:05.46] | 什么生日舞会? -少装蒜了,乔伊已经告诉我了 |
[13:10.10] | 他没有告诉我 |
[13:12.24] | 别看我,这是罗斯的主意 |
[13:15.37] | 每次都这样,我总是最后知道的人 |
[13:18.94] | 你不是,我们都有告诉你是哦 |
[13:21.11] | 钱德在动物园被孔雀咬 我是最后知道的人 |
[13:27.28] | 也是最后知道乔伊刚搬来时 你对他有意思的人 |
[13:30.69] | 什么? |
[13:32.56] | 看来我是倒数第二 |
[13:39.93] | 你对我有意思? |
[13:42.83] | 好吧,这不算是有意思,是有点印象. |
[13:48.77] | 很深的印象? |
[13:50.37] | 你动了我的家具 我想你的胳膊不错,仅此而已. |
[13:57.41] | 胳膊不错? |
[14:00.28] | 嘿,莫妮卡,我在搬动椅子哦. |
[14:05.66] | 你感觉怎么样? |
[14:09.33] | 所有的灯都灭了,你才可以真正的看到星星啊. |
[14:13.76] | 真不错. |
[14:20.07] | 我有个问题 |
[14:23.57] | 也谈不上是问题 |
[14:26.61] | 只是…… |
[14:30.05] | 好奇. |
[14:32.15] | 好吧 -好吧,是这样的. |
[14:38.72] | 这些日子以来我一直想… |
[14:43.53] | 对,没错 -瞧那只小猫! |
[14:48.67] | 什么? |
[14:51.47] | |
[14:56.47] | |
[15:02.38] | |
[15:22.63] | 好吧,这只是药不会痛的 |
[15:27.54] | 噢! -对不起,那是蜡油 |
[15:33.14] | 可怜的小猫快吓死了 我们得找到它的主人 |
[15:36.75] | 何不将它放在走廊? |
[15:40.25] | 大停电时?它会被踩死的 |
[15:43.19] | 是吗? |
[15:47.16] | 亡羊补牢.口香糖是绝佳的选择 |
[15:50.36] | 口香糖是绝佳的选择 |
[15:54.43] | 口香糖是绝佳的选择? |
[15:57.03] | 口香糖是绝佳的选择 |
[15:59.37] | 我大可说”我也来一片”,但不, |
[16:03.27] | 我说的是"口香糖是绝佳的选择" |
[16:07.54] | 我真鄙视我自己 |
[16:13.-1] | 不,她们是修女,讨厌一切生物 |
[16:22.19] | 我们刚捡到这只猫 目前正在找它的主人 |
[16:26.80] | 猫是我的 |
[16:30.63] | 可是它似乎很讨厌你 -确定,猫是我的,把猫给我 |
[16:36.14] | 等等,它叫什么名字? -鲍伯钮扣 |
[16:41.21] | 鲍伯钮扣? -鲍伯钮扣,过来,鲍伯钮扣 |
[16:46.78] | 你真是个大坏蛋 |
[16:50.85] | 你们欠我一只猫 |
[16:57.00] | 来这, *****, *****, *****. |
[16:59.33] | 来这, *****, *****, *****. |
[17:01.33] | 小猫咪…你上哪儿去了? |
[17:05.34] | 小猫咪,过来. |
[17:13.58] | -Hi. -Buona sera(意大利语) |
[17:16.88] | 喔! |
[17:23.65] | 莫妮卡,愿意搭我的跑车去兜风吗? |
[17:26.86] | 我会带我的胳膊一起去的. |
[17:29.56] | 我们为你的牙齿准备独轮车! |
[17:35.73] | 来吧,幸运六 |
[17:38.57] | 各位,他是保罗 |
[17:41.87] | 保罗,向你介绍我的朋友 这位是摩妮卡 |
[17:46.31] | 这位是乔伊…… |
[17:48.35] | 还有罗斯…… |
[17:51.48] | |
[17:59.42] | 他不太会讲英语 |
[18:03.-3] | 大富翁 |
[18:06.43] | 看啊! |
[18:09.10] | 那,保罗来自哪里? |
[18:13.74] | 我猜是意大利 |
[18:15.67] | 不,我是指今晚,这栋公寓? 突然介入我们的生活? |
[18:20.04] | 那只猫结果是保罗的 这不是很有意思吗? |
[18:26.35] | 真有意思,而且瑞秋不断摸他 |
[18:32.72] | 我找遍了整栋公寓,但就是找不到猫 |
[18:37.-3] | 我找到了,是保罗的猫 |
[18:40.36] | 瞧,我又是最后一个知道 |
[18:44.20] | 由于没人告诉我,我猜他就是保罗 |
[18:48.31] | 保罗,她叫菲比 |
[18:56.08] | 意大利语) |
[19:01.15] | 没错,下一步呢? |
[19:04.72] | 吹泡泡,吹泡泡不错. |
[19:07.79] | 可以很好展现男性魅力,顽皮的一面 |
[19:10.83] | 来吧 |
[19:23.54] | 吹得可真好… |
[19:26.08] | 不要紧,我只需把手伸过去 |
[19:28.68] | 将它放回口中 |
[19:34.85] | 救得好,现在我已重回轨道 |
[19:39.09] | 而且还嚼著别人的口香糖 |
[19:43.26] | 这不是我的口香糖,天哪,我的天啊! |
[19:47.76] | 很好,现在你呛到了 |
[19:51.87] | 你没事吧 |
[19:55.-2] | 天呀,你呛到了 |
[20:01.91] | 感觉好点没? -好多了 |
[20:05.08] | 谢谢,那真是… |
[20:07.42] | 那真是… -绝佳的选择? |
[20:31.31] | 这可不是把头发弄乱而已 |
[20:38.68] | 他讲什么,他讲什么 -我完全搞不懂 |
[20:43.79] | 女人都这样 |
[20:45.*****] | 天啊,我在干什么? 这太不像我了 |
[20:50.16] | 不介意的话我要上了 |
[20:54.-3] | 我只想咬他的下嘴唇 |
[20:57.60] | 但我不会这么做的 |
[21:00.34] | 他第一次对我微笑时 |
[21:02.91] | 那三秒钟比我和巴瑞 在百慕达得三个礼拜还令我兴奋 |
[21:07.01] | 你骑机踏车吗? |
[21:10.55] | 因为我听说…我离题了 |
[21:15.29] | 我知道这样很肤浅 而且我们毫无共通点 |
[21:19.36] | 连语言也不通但... |
[21:28.40] | 保罗 -罗斯 |
[21:31.27] | 听着 |
[21:36.21] | 有件事你该了解 |
[21:40.51] | 瑞秋和我 |
[21:43.31] | 有那么一点 |
[21:46.25] | 一点? -一点.是的,一点 |
[21:49.29] | 你们**没有? -没有. |
[21:53.49] | 技术上而言,还没** |
[21:59.26] | 但这不是重点 |
[22:01.90] | 重点是瑞秋和我应该… |
[22:06.90] | 瑞秋和我应该在一起 |
[22:10.17] | 你来到 |
[22:12.38] | 床上? -不是 |
[22:16.-1] | 不是,我不是指那个 |
[22:17.85] | 如果你让我们无法结台 |
[22:22.42] | 我会非常…难过 |
[22:28.03] | 所以, 你…… |
[22:34.70] | 你懂一点英文 -会一点 |
[22:39.37] | 你懂什么叫“二百五” -不懂 |
[22:43.81] | 不懂?真好笑 因为你就是个超级二百五 |
[22:52.18] | 我们已玩了一小时,很简单的 |
[22:55.75] | 准备好没? |
[23:00.49] | 试试看 |
[23:04.29] | 不,你该拍一下 |
[23:11.07] | 看,最后一根蜡烛就要燃尽 |
[23:15.01] | 10,9,8,7 |
[23:19.51] | 46分钟,-47分钟,-48分钟·,. |
[23:25.-1] | 谢谢 -谢谢 |
[23:28.25] | 没有灯光有点恐怖 |
[23:38.66] | 停,我这个最逼真 |
[23:53.84] | 罗斯,现在提并不恰当 |
[23:58.01] | 但你得为摩尼卡开个舞会 |
[24:08.93] | 玩得真开心 -对 |
[24:10.79] | 谢谢你的手机 |
[24:14.90] | 并救了我的命 |
[24:18.24] | 再见了,钱德 此次停电我玩得很开心 |
[24:22.94] | 再见 |
[24:39.49] | 我的帐号是7143457 |
[24:43.69] | 我不知道你有没有录到 |
[24:46.-3] | 但我想要这一卷录影带 |