Friends S01E07

Friends S01E07

歌曲 Friends S01E07
歌手 英语听力
专辑 老友记（第一季）

歌词

[06:24.-3] Okay,my weirdest place would have to be...
[08:32.-3] ... never having that kind of...? ……
[12:16.-4] -I'll do it. -Want help? -
[16:13.-1] Oh,no,they' re nuns. They hate all living things.
[18:03.-3] Monopoly!
[18:37.-3] I found him. It was Paolo's cat.
[19:55.-2] My God! You' re choking!
[20:54.-3] I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
[22:16.-1] No,not where I was going.
[23:25.-1] -Thank you. -Thanks. -
[24:46.-3] ... but I would really like a copy of the tape.
[00:00.91] Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present...
[00:05.15] ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. ……
[00:11.66] Thanks.
[00:13.12] I wanna start with a song that's about that moment...
[00:16.80] ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
[00:21.33] Okay,here we go.
[00:26.94] Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:41.85] Oh,great. This is just
[00:50.16] The One With The Blackout
[01:40.58] This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out.
[01:44.62] It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea...
[01:47.65] ...when it's back on.
[01:49.72] -You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? -
[01:54.49] Who will I meet in a blackout?
[01:57.80] Power-company guys? Eligible looters?
[02:01.60] -Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? -
[02:05.60] I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
[02:09.31] What's my number?
[02:12.38] I never call me.
[02:15.91] Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model.
[02:20.02] Something Goodacre.
[02:21.52] Hi,Mom,it's Jill.
[02:23.09] She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God!
[02:27.89] I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
[02:32.90] Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium.
[02:36.30] Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot.
[02:41.07] I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
[02:45.31] Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule.
[02:50.55] I' m fine. No,l' m not alone.
[02:54.39] I don't know,some guy.
[02:56.19] Oh,some guy. I am some guy.
[03:00.66] Jill,I saw you with some guy last night.
[03:03.60] Yes,he was some guy.
[03:15.51] Hey,everyone.
[03:23.68] Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani.
[03:30.76] Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles.
[03:35.53] So happy Hanukkah!
[03:38.86] Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[03:49.64] That had to hurt!
[03:53.11] All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes...
[03:56.18] ...and you still haven 't said one word. God! ……
[03:59.22] Do something! Just make contact. Smile!
[04:06.62] There you go.
[04:11.93] You 're definitely scaring her.
[04:17.84] Hello? Oh,hi,Mom.
[04:21.54] Mom.
[04:23.34] Mom,you' re tripping!
[04:26.64] Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him.
[04:30.55] You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know.
[04:35.65] All right,call me back.
[04:39.39] -Mothers. -Yeah.
[04:40.59] Attaboy! A word.
[04:43.76] That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah!
[04:46.60] Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
[04:50.30] Don 't smile.
[04:53.54] Would you like to call somebody?
[04:56.41] Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with.
[05:05.42] Yeah,thanks.
[05:10.72] -Hello? -It's me.
[05:12.39] -It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine.
[05:16.63] I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
[05:21.90] ...with Jill Goodacre.
[05:25.77] -What? -l' m stuck...
[05:29.64] ...in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:32.41] ...with Jill Goodacre. ...
[05:35.85] I have no idea what you said.
[05:37.92] Put Joey on the phone.
[05:43.19] -What's up,man? -l' m stuck...
[05:46.39] ...in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:49.53] ...with Jill Goodacre! ...
[05:53.46] Oh,my God!
[05:54.87] He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
[06:00.20] Chandler,listen.
[06:05.31] Like that thought never entered my mind.
[06:11.82] -Okay. -Somebody.
[06:13.32] -I'll go. I'll go. -Okay.
[06:15.29] Senior year of college, on a pool table.
[06:19.69] -Pool table? -That's my sister. -
[06:27.77] ...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ...
[06:32.77] Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library?
[06:37.84] -Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee.
[06:47.02] It's a really weird place.
[06:50.12] Ross?
[06:53.86] Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. "
[06:59.66] No way.
[07:01.00] The ride broke down...
[07:02.73] ...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.
[07:08.21] We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
[07:15.68] Let's see,that leaves....
[07:17.72] -Rachel? -Come on,I already went.
[07:20.62] -You did not go. -I did. -
[07:22.35] T ell us. Come on.
[07:24.49] All right,the weirdest place would have to be...
[07:31.90] ...the foot of the bed. ...
[07:35.47] -Step back! -We have a winner! -
[07:46.84] This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed.
[07:51.78] Spooky.
[07:54.15] Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup.
[07:59.36] I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
[08:03.46] Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park.
[08:10.10] It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line.
[08:15.41] Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
[08:19.54] -Come on. -No. -
[08:20.81] He said we held up the people behind us.
[08:24.22] You didn't marry him because...?
[08:28.35] Do you think there are people that go through life...
[08:34.76] -Probably. -Really?
[08:36.56] I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[08:40.13] -Yeah,right. -lt is.
[08:41.83] Eventually,it kind of burns out.
[08:44.77] But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and....
[08:49.81] In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism.
[08:57.68] For those people who miss out on that passion thing...
[09:01.85] ...there's other stuff. ……
[09:05.46] -Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you.
[09:09.66] -You don't? -See,I see..
[09:13.33] -... big passion in your future. -Really? -
[09:17.44] -You do? -I do. -
[09:19.44] Ross,you' re so great.
[09:32.15] It's never gonna happen.
[09:41.19] -What? -You and Rachel.
[09:48.40] What? Me and Ra?
[09:52.57] Why not?
[09:55.84] You waited too long to make your move...
[09:58.54] ...and now you' re in the "friend zone. "
[10:02.71] -l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. -
[10:08.69] Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork.
[10:13.29] Every day I get a little bit closer to
[10:16.36] Priesthood!
[10:19.33] I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking.
[10:23.53] She just ran her fingers through my hair.
[10:27.14] -Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no.
[10:30.94] This is running fingers through your hair,okay?
[10:35.01] Now this is a tousle.
[10:39.42] If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever.
[10:44.56] I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment.
[10:51.23] What? 什么?
[10:53.03] -What,now? -Yeah.
[10:57.23] What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight?
[11:01.71] You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l"
[11:07.21] -What? -We' re shushing...
[11:09.88] ... because we' re trying to hear something. ……
[11:12.88] -What? What? -Don't you hear that? -
[11:22.00] See?
[11:28.03] -Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? -
[11:33.40] -Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks.
[11:35.81] What was that?
[11:39.28] Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it.
[11:43.55] If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it!
[11:49.89] New York City has no power
[11:53.39] And the milk is getting sour
[11:57.40] But to me it is not scary
[12:00.80] Because I stay away from dairy
[12:14.15] -Here goes. -You'll do it? -
[12:17.52] You come out,you' re a dead man.
[12:22.55] -Good luck,man. -Thanks.
[12:29.29] -Okay. -Okay. -Okay.
[12:34.83] Where you going? You can't go out there.
[12:38.50] -Why not? -Because of the reason. -
[12:44.04] -That would be? -I can't tell you. -
[12:47.45] Joey,what's going on?
[12:49.78] You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you.
[12:54.55] -What? -He's planning your birthday party. -
[12:59.12] -Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. -
[13:02.93] -About what? -My surprise party. -
[13:05.46] -What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. -
[13:10.10] He didn't tell me.
[13:12.24] Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing.
[13:15.37] This is typical. I'm always the last to know.
[13:18.94] You are not. We tell you stuff.
[13:21.11] I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.
[13:27.28] I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey.
[13:30.69] What?
[13:32.56] Looks like I was second to last.
[13:39.93] You had a crush on me?
[13:42.83] All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.
[13:48.77] Big dent?
[13:50.37] You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms.
[13:57.41] Nice arms,huh?
[14:00.28] Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair.
[14:05.66] Do anything for you?
[14:09.33] With all the lights out you can actually see the stars.
[14:13.76] It's so nice.
[14:20.07] I have a question.
[14:23.57] Actually,it's not so much a question.
[14:26.61] It's more of a general wondering...
[14:30.05] ment.
[14:32.15] -Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. .
[14:38.72] Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to....
[14:43.53] -Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! -
[14:48.67] What?
[14:51.47] Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
[14:56.47] And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
[15:02.38] Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around
[15:22.63] All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
[15:27.54] -Ow! -Sorry,that was wax.
[15:33.14] Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner.
[15:36.75] Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
[15:40.25] During a blackout? She'll get trampled.
[15:43.19] Yeah?
[15:47.16] Damage control. Get back to the gum.
[15:50.36] Gum would be perfection.
[15:54.43] Gum would be perfection?
[15:57.03] Gum would be perfection.
[15:59.37] Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no.
[16:03.27] For me,gum is perfection.
[16:07.54] I loathe myself!
[16:22.19] Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.
[16:26.80] Yeah,it's mine.
[16:30.63] -He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. -
[16:36.14] -Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. -
[16:41.21] -Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. --
[16:46.78] You are a very bad man!
[16:50.85] You owe me a cat.
[16:57.00] Here,kitty,kitty,kitty.
[16:59.33] Here,kitty,kitty.
[17:01.33] Where did you go,little kitty?
[17:05.34] IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty.
[17:13.58] -Hi. -Buona sera. .
[17:16.88] Wow!
[17:23.65] Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar?
[17:26.86] I'll bring my arms.
[17:29.56] We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth!
[17:35.73] Come on,lucky sixes!
[17:38.57] Everybody,this is Paolo.
[17:41.87] Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...
[17:46.31] -Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -……
[17:48.35] -Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -…
[17:51.48] Hi. Hi.
[17:59.42] He doesn't speak much English.
[18:06.43] Look at that!
[18:09.10] So,where did Paolo come from?
[18:13.74] Italy,I think.
[18:15.67] No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives.
[18:20.04] That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?
[18:26.35] That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
[18:32.72] I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
[18:40.36] Well,there you go. Last to know again.
[18:44.20] And I'm guessing,this is Paolo?
[18:48.31] Paolo,this is Phoebe.
[18:56.08] You betcha! You betcha!（
[19:01.15] All right. Okay. What next?
[19:04.72] Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
[19:07.79] It's got a boyish charm. It's impish.
[19:10.83] Here we go.
[19:23.54] Nice going,imp!
[19:26.08] It's okay. All I need to do...
[19:28.68] ...is reach over and put it back in my mouth.
[19:34.85] Good save! We 're back on track and I'm...
[19:39.09] ... chewing someone else 's gum.
[19:43.26] This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God!
[19:47.76] And now you 're choking.
[19:51.87] You all right?
[20:01.91] -Better? -Yes. -
[20:05.08] Thank you. That was....
[20:07.42] -That was.... -Perfection?
[20:31.31] That was no tousle.
[20:38.68] -What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. -
[20:43.79] That's classic.
[20:45.89] My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me!
[20:50.16] If you want,I'll do it.
[20:57.60] But I won't.
[21:00.34] The first time he smiled at me...
[21:02.91] ...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.
[21:07.01] Did you rent mopeds?
[21:10.55] Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now.
[21:15.29] I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common...
[21:19.36] ...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God!
[21:28.40] -Paolo,hi. -Ross.
[21:31.27] Listen....
[21:36.21] Listen,something you should know.
[21:40.51] Rachel and I are....
[21:43.31] We' re kind of a thing.
[21:46.25] -Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing.
[21:49.29] -You have the sex? -No.
[21:53.49] No,technically the sex is not being had. But that's....
[21:59.26] But that's not the point.
[22:01.90] The point is that Rachel and I should be....
[22:06.90] Well,Rachel and l should be together.
[22:10.17] And if you get in the
[22:12.38] -ln bed -No.
[22:17.85] If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
[22:22.42] ...then I would be,well,very sad.
[22:28.03] So,do you...?
[22:34.70] -So you do know a little English? -Little. -
[22:39.37] -Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. -
[22:43.81] That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel.
[22:52.18] We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy.
[22:55.75] Ready?
[23:00.49] Okay? Now try it.
[23:04.29] You gotta whip it.
[23:11.07] Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out.
[23:15.01] T en,nine,eight,seven...
[23:19.51] ... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48..
[23:28.25] IKind of spooky without any lights.
[23:38.66] Okay,guys,I have the definitive one.
[23:53.84] This probably isn't the best time to bring it up...
[23:58.01] ...but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[24:08.93] -This has been fun. -Yes. -
[24:10.79] Thanks for letting me use your phone...
[24:14.90] ...and for saving my life.
[24:18.24] Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout.
[24:22.94] See you.
[24:39.49] Hi,l' m account number 71 43457.
[24:43.69] I don't know if you got that...

拼音

[06:24.-3] Okay, my weirdest place would have to be...
[08:32.-3] ... never having that kind of...?
[12:16.-4] I' ll do it. Want help?
[16:13.-1] Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things.
[18:03.-3] Monopoly!
[18:37.-3] I found him. It was Paolo' s cat.
[19:55.-2] My God! You' re choking!
[20:54.-3] I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
[22:16.-1] No, not where I was going.
[23:25.-1] Thank you. Thanks.
[24:46.-3] ... but I would really like a copy of the tape.
[00:00.91] Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present...
[00:05.15] ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
[00:11.66] Thanks.
[00:13.12] I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment...
[00:16.80] ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
[00:21.33] Okay, here we go.
[00:26.94] Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:41.85] Oh, great. This is just
[00:50.16] The One With The Blackout
[01:40.58] This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out.
[01:44.62] It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea...
[01:47.65] ... when it' s back on.
[01:49.72] You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?
[01:54.49] Who will I meet in a blackout?
[01:57.80] Powercompany guys? Eligible looters?
[02:01.60] Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone?
[02:05.60] I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
[02:09.31] What' s my number?
[02:12.38] I never call me.
[02:15.91] Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model.
[02:20.02] Something Goodacre.
[02:21.52] Hi, Mom, it' s Jill.
[02:23.09] She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God!
[02:27.89] I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
[02:32.90] Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium.
[02:36.30] Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot.
[02:41.07] I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
[02:45.31] Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule.
[02:50.55] I' m fine. No, l' m not alone.
[02:54.39] I don' t know, some guy.
[02:56.19] Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
[03:00.66] Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.
[03:03.60] Yes, he was some guy.
[03:15.51] Hey, everyone.
[03:23.68] Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani.
[03:30.76] Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles.
[03:35.53] So happy Hanukkah!
[03:38.86] Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[03:49.64] That had to hurt!
[03:53.11] All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes...
[03:56.18] ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God!
[03:59.22] Do something! Just make contact. Smile!
[04:06.62] There you go.
[04:11.93] You ' re definitely scaring her.
[04:17.84] Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.
[04:21.54] Mom.
[04:23.34] Mom, you' re tripping!
[04:26.64] Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him.
[04:30.55] You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know.
[04:35.65] All right, call me back.
[04:39.39] Mothers. Yeah.
[04:40.59] Attaboy! A word.
[04:43.76] That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah!
[04:46.60] Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
[04:50.30] Don ' t smile.
[04:53.54] Would you like to call somebody?
[04:56.41] Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.
[05:05.42] Yeah, thanks.
[05:10.72] Hello? It' s me.
[05:12.39] It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine.
[05:16.63] I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
[05:21.90] ... with Jill Goodacre.
[05:25.77] What? l' m stuck...
[05:29.64] ... in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:32.41] ... with Jill Goodacre. ...
[05:35.85] I have no idea what you said.
[05:37.92] Put Joey on the phone.
[05:43.19] What' s up, man? l' m stuck...
[05:46.39] ... in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:49.53] ... with Jill Goodacre! ...
[05:53.46] Oh, my God!
[05:54.87] He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
[06:00.20] Chandler, listen.
[06:05.31] Like that thought never entered my mind.
[06:11.82] Okay. Somebody.
[06:13.32] I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay.
[06:15.29] Senior year of college, on a pool table.
[06:19.69] Pool table? That' s my sister.
[06:27.77] ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ...
[06:32.77] Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library?
[06:37.84] Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee.
[06:47.02] It' s a really weird place.
[06:50.12] Ross?
[06:53.86] Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. "
[06:59.66] No way.
[07:01.00] The ride broke down...
[07:02.73] ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.
[07:08.21] We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
[07:15.68] Let' s see, that leaves....
[07:17.72] Rachel? Come on, I already went.
[07:20.62] You did not go. I did.
[07:22.35] T ell us. Come on.
[07:24.49] All right, the weirdest place would have to be...
[07:31.90] ... the foot of the bed. ...
[07:35.47] Step back! We have a winner!
[07:46.84] This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed.
[07:51.78] Spooky.
[07:54.15] Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup.
[07:59.36] I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
[08:03.46] Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park.
[08:10.10] It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line.
[08:15.41] Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
[08:19.54] Come on. No.
[08:20.81] He said we held up the people behind us.
[08:24.22] You didn' t marry him because...?
[08:28.35] Do you think there are people that go through life...
[08:34.76] Probably. Really?
[08:36.56] I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[08:40.13] Yeah, right. lt is.
[08:41.83] Eventually, it kind of burns out.
[08:44.77] But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and....
[08:49.81] In my exwife' s case, lesbianism.
[08:57.68] For those people who miss out on that passion thing...
[09:01.85] ... there' s other stuff.
[09:05.46] Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you.
[09:09.66] You don' t? See, I see..
[09:13.33] ... big passion in your future. Really?
[09:17.44] You do? I do.
[09:19.44] Ross, you' re so great.
[09:32.15] It' s never gonna happen.
[09:41.19] What? You and Rachel.
[09:48.40] What? Me and Ra?
[09:52.57] Why not?
[09:55.84] You waited too long to make your move...
[09:58.54] ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. "
[10:02.71] l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone.
[10:08.69] Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork.
[10:13.29] Every day I get a little bit closer to
[10:16.36] Priesthood!
[10:19.33] I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking.
[10:23.53] She just ran her fingers through my hair.
[10:27.14] Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no.
[10:30.94] This is running fingers through your hair, okay?
[10:35.01] Now this is a tousle.
[10:39.42] If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever.
[10:44.56] I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment.
[10:51.23] What? shén me?
[10:53.03] What, now? Yeah.
[10:57.23] What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight?
[11:01.71] You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l"
[11:07.21] What? We' re shushing...
[11:09.88] ... because we' re trying to hear something.
[11:12.88] What? What? Don' t you hear that?
[11:22.00] See?
[11:28.03] Would you like gum? ls it sugarless?
[11:33.40] Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks.
[11:35.81] What was that?
[11:39.28] Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.
[11:43.55] If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
[11:49.89] New York City has no power
[11:53.39] And the milk is getting sour
[11:57.40] But to me it is not scary
[12:00.80] Because I stay away from dairy
[12:14.15] Here goes. You' ll do it?
[12:17.52] You come out, you' re a dead man.
[12:22.55] Good luck, man. Thanks.
[12:29.29] Okay. Okay. Okay.
[12:34.83] Where you going? You can' t go out there.
[12:38.50] Why not? Because of the reason.
[12:44.04] That would be? I can' t tell you.
[12:47.45] Joey, what' s going on?
[12:49.78] You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you.
[12:54.55] What? He' s planning your birthday party.
[12:59.12] Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised.
[13:02.93] About what? My surprise party.
[13:05.46] What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.
[13:10.10] He didn' t tell me.
[13:12.24] Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing.
[13:15.37] This is typical. I' m always the last to know.
[13:18.94] You are not. We tell you stuff.
[13:21.11] I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.
[13:27.28] I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey.
[13:30.69] What?
[13:32.56] Looks like I was second to last.
[13:39.93] You had a crush on me?
[13:42.83] All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent.
[13:48.77] Big dent?
[13:50.37] You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms.
[13:57.41] Nice arms, huh?
[14:00.28] Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair.
[14:05.66] Do anything for you?
[14:09.33] With all the lights out you can actually see the stars.
[14:13.76] It' s so nice.
[14:20.07] I have a question.
[14:23.57] Actually, it' s not so much a question.
[14:26.61] It' s more of a general wondering...
[14:30.05] ment.
[14:32.15] Okay. Okay. Here it goes. .
[14:38.72] Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to....
[14:43.53] Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty!
[14:48.67] What?
[14:51.47] Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
[14:56.47] And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
[15:02.38] Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around
[15:22.63] All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt.
[15:27.54] Ow! Sorry, that was wax.
[15:33.14] Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner.
[15:36.75] Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
[15:40.25] During a blackout? She' ll get trampled.
[15:43.19] Yeah?
[15:47.16] Damage control. Get back to the gum.
[15:50.36] Gum would be perfection.
[15:54.43] Gum would be perfection?
[15:57.03] Gum would be perfection.
[15:59.37] Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no.
[16:03.27] For me, gum is perfection.
[16:07.54] I loathe myself!
[16:22.19] Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.
[16:26.80] Yeah, it' s mine.
[16:30.63] He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat.
[16:36.14] Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons.
[16:41.21] Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.
[16:46.78] You are a very bad man!
[16:50.85] You owe me a cat.
[16:57.00] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
[16:59.33] Here, kitty, kitty.
[17:01.33] Where did you go, little kitty?
[17:05.34] IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty.
[17:13.58] Hi. Buona sera. .
[17:16.88] Wow!
[17:23.65] Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar?
[17:26.86] I' ll bring my arms.
[17:29.56] We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth!
[17:35.73] Come on, lucky sixes!
[17:38.57] Everybody, this is Paolo.
[17:41.87] Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...
[17:46.31] Hi. ... and Joey... Hi
[17:48.35] Hi. ... and Ross. Hi
[17:51.48] Hi. Hi.
[17:59.42] He doesn' t speak much English.
[18:06.43] Look at that!
[18:09.10] So, where did Paolo come from?
[18:13.74] Italy, I think.
[18:15.67] No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives.
[18:20.04] That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny?
[18:26.35] That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
[18:32.72] I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere.
[18:40.36] Well, there you go. Last to know again.
[18:44.20] And I' m guessing, this is Paolo?
[18:48.31] Paolo, this is Phoebe.
[18:56.08] You betcha! You betcha!
[19:01.15] All right. Okay. What next?
[19:04.72] Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good.
[19:07.79] It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish.
[19:10.83] Here we go.
[19:23.54] Nice going, imp!
[19:26.08] It' s okay. All I need to do...
[19:28.68] ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth.
[19:34.85] Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m...
[19:39.09] ... chewing someone else ' s gum.
[19:43.26] This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[19:47.76] And now you ' re choking.
[19:51.87] You all right?
[20:01.91] Better? Yes.
[20:05.08] Thank you. That was....
[20:07.42] That was.... Perfection?
[20:31.31] That was no tousle.
[20:38.68] What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea.
[20:43.79] That' s classic.
[20:45.89] My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme!
[20:50.16] If you want, I' ll do it.
[20:57.60] But I won' t.
[21:00.34] The first time he smiled at me...
[21:02.91] ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.
[21:07.01] Did you rent mopeds?
[21:10.55] Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now.
[21:15.29] I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common...
[21:19.36] ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God!
[21:28.40] Paolo, hi. Ross.
[21:31.27] Listen....
[21:36.21] Listen, something you should know.
[21:40.51] Rachel and I are....
[21:43.31] We' re kind of a thing.
[21:46.25] Thing? Thing. Yes, thing.
[21:49.29] You have the sex? No.
[21:53.49] No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s....
[21:59.26] But that' s not the point.
[22:01.90] The point is that Rachel and I should be....
[22:06.90] Well, Rachel and l should be together.
[22:10.17] And if you get in the
[22:12.38] ln bed No.
[22:17.85] If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
[22:22.42] ... then I would be, well, very sad.
[22:28.03] So, do you...?
[22:34.70] So you do know a little English? Little.
[22:39.37] Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No.
[22:43.81] That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel.
[22:52.18] We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy.
[22:55.75] Ready?
[23:00.49] Okay? Now try it.
[23:04.29] You gotta whip it.
[23:11.07] Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out.
[23:15.01] T en, nine, eight, seven...
[23:19.51] ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48..
[23:28.25] IKind of spooky without any lights.
[23:38.66] Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
[23:53.84] This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up...
[23:58.01] ... but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[24:08.93] This has been fun. Yes.
[24:10.79] Thanks for letting me use your phone...
[24:14.90] ... and for saving my life.
[24:18.24] Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout.
[24:22.94] See you.
[24:39.49] Hi, l' m account number 71 43457.
[24:43.69] I don' t know if you got that...

歌词大意

[00:00.91] gè wèi qǐng ān jìng, gōng yuán hěn róng xìng wèi gè wèi jiè shào
[00:05.15] fēi bǐ xiǎo jiě de yīn yuè
[00:11.66] xiè xiè,
[00:13.12] shǒu xiān wǒ xiǎng cóng yī shǒu...
[00:16.80] yǒu guān dùn wù rén shēng nà yī kè de gē kāi shǐ
[00:21.33] kāi shǐ luó...
[00:26.94] fēi cháng gǎn xiè
[00:41.85] shén me? zhè xià kě hǎo
[00:50.16] liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 07 jí niǔ yuē dà tíng diàn
[01:40.58] zhè jiǎn zhí shì kù bì le niǔ yuē dà tíng diàn
[01:44.62] wǒ mā shuō shì zhěng gè bù lǔ kè lín wài jiā bù fèn màn hā dùn hé huáng hòu qū
[01:47.65] bù zhī hé shí huī fù diàn lì
[01:49.72] zhè kě zhēn shì dà tíng diàn kù zi hé máo yī, wèi shí me, mā?
[01:54.49] tíng diàn wǒ néng qù jiàn shuí?
[01:57.80] diàn lì gōng sī de rén? dān shēn de chèn huǒ dǎ jié zhī tú?
[02:01.60] yǐ hòu zài liáo, hǎo ma? diàn huà néng jiè wǒ ma?
[02:05.60] wǒ xiǎng dǎ huí zhù chù què dìng wǒ zǔ mǔ shì fǒu ān hǎo
[02:09.31] děng děng, wǒ de diàn huà jǐ hào?
[02:12.38] wǒ cóng wèi dǎ diàn huà gěi zì jǐ guò
[02:15.91] tiān a, shì tā de mì mì nèi yī pǐn pái de mó tè ér
[02:20.02] jiào gǔ yà kè de
[02:21.52] mā, wǒ shì jié ér
[02:23.09] méi cuò, jié ér jié ér. gǔ yà kè. tiān na!
[02:27.*****] méi xiǎng dào wǒ hé jié ér. gǔ yà kè tóng shí bèi kùn zài tí kuǎn jī shì
[02:32.90] shì xiǎo shì hái shì zhèng tīng?
[02:36.30] nà cái shì zhí de zhù yì de duì xiàng, bèn dàn
[02:41.07] duì, wǒ méi shì zhǐ shì bèi kùn zài yín háng tí kuǎn jī shì
[02:45.31] jié ér shuō xiǎo shì? nà wǒ yě shuō xiǎo shì
[02:50.55] wǒ méi shì, bù, páng biān yǒu rén
[02:54.39] wǒ bù rèn shi, mǒu rén
[02:56.19] mǒu rén? xíng, mǒu rén
[03:00.66] jié ér, wǒ zuó wǎn kàn jiàn nǐ hé mǒu rén zài yì qǐ
[03:03.60] méi cuò, tā shì mǒu rén.
[03:15.51] gè wèi
[03:23.68] jīn wǎn zhǔ chí tíng diàn wǎn huì de shì cuī bǐ ān ní lā cǐ
[03:30.76] qián dé de lǎo shì yǒu shì gè yóu tài rén wǒ men zhǐ shèng zhèi xiē là zhú
[03:35.53] zhù gè wèi guāng míng jié kuài lè
[03:38.86] qiáo, chǒu lòu luǒ nán diǎn rán diǎn jǐ gēn là zhú
[03:49.64] yí dìng hěn tòng
[03:53.11] yǐ guò le 14 fēn 30 miǎo
[03:56.18] nǐ què lián yī zì yě méi shuō
[03:59.22] zhēng qì diǎn, dǎ pò shěn mèn, wēi xiào
[04:06.62] xiào guǒ bù cuò
[04:11.93] suàn le ba, nǐ zhèng zài xià tā
[04:17.84] wèi? mā mā.
[04:21.54] mā.
[04:23.34] mā mā, nǐ nèi jí!
[04:26.64] dé tè shì yī tiáo gǒu dà tíng diàn bǎ tā xià huài le
[04:30.55] rú guǒ nǐ bù zhī dào nǐ yě kě yǐ niào zài bà bà de xié zǐ lǐ.
[04:35.65] hǎo ba, gěi wǒ huí diàn huà
[04:39.39] mā mā. shì de.
[04:40.59] hǎo xiǎo huǒ! yí gè cí.
[04:43.76] zhè yàng bù huài. mā mā, shì de!
[04:46.60] mā mā, shì de! wán měi
[04:50.30] bú yào xiào.
[04:53.54] nǐ xū yào gěi bié rén dǎ diàn huà ma?
[04:56.41] shì de, hé wǒ yì qǐ shàng dà xué de 300 gè xiǎo huǒ
[05:05.42] shì de, xiè le.
[05:10.72] nǐ hǎo? shì wǒ
[05:12.39] shì qián dé, nǐ hǎo ma? wǒ hái hǎo
[05:16.63] wǒ bèi kùn zài tí kuǎn jī shì...
[05:21.90] hé jié ér jí yà kè yì qǐ
[05:25.77] shén me? wǒ bèi kùn zài...
[05:29.64] tí kuǎn jī shì le...
[05:32.41] hé jié ér jí yà kè yì qǐ
[05:35.85] wǒ tīng bù dǒng nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ
[05:37.92] jiào qiáo yī tīng diàn huà
[05:43.19] zěn me le? wǒ bèi kùn zài...
[05:46.39] tí kuǎn jī shì le...
[05:49.53] hé jié ér jí yà kè yì qǐ
[05:53.46] ō, wǒ de tiān nà
[05:54.87] tā hé jié ér jí yà kè bèi kùn zài tí kuǎn jī shì
[06:00.20] qián dé, tīng zhe
[06:05.31] bié yǐ wéi wǒ méi zhè gè niàn tou
[06:11.82] huàn rén, kuài
[06:13.32] hǎo ba, huàn wǒ
[06:15.29] dà sì zài zhuàng qiú tái shàng
[06:19.69] zhuàng qiú tái shàng? zhè jiù shì wǒ mèi la
[06:24.-3] wǒ zuì qí guài de dì fāng shì zài...
[06:27.77] niǔ yuē shì lì tú shū guǎn èr lóu nǚ cè
[06:32.77] bài tuō, nǐ qù tú shū guǎn gàn shén me
[06:37.84] fēi cǐ, nǐ ne? mì ěr wǎ jī
[06:47.02] zhēn shì yí gè qí guài de dì fāng.
[06:50.12] luó sī?
[06:53.86] dí shì ní, 19 xiǎo xiǎo shì jiè
[06:59.66] bù kě néng
[07:01.00] jī qì gù zhàng
[07:02.73] suǒ yǐ wǒ hé kǎ luó jiù dào hé lán jī qì ér tóng hòu miàn
[07:08.21] tā men hǎo sǐ bù sǐ zhèng qiǎo xiū hǎo jī qì cóng cǐ tā men jìn zhǐ wǒ men zài dào qí huàn wáng guó qù
[07:15.68] hǎo ba, zhǐ yǒu
[07:17.72] ruì qiū? bài tuō, wǒ shuō guò le
[07:20.62] nǐ cái méi nà wǒ shuō guò le
[07:22.35] kuài diǎn gào sù wǒ men
[07:24.49] hǎo ba, zuì qí guài de dì fāng shì...
[07:31.90] chuáng jiǎo
[07:35.47] yī jù wǒ men jīn wǎn yǒu yōu shèng le
[07:46.84] zhè jiù shì bīng xiāng guān shàng shí hòu de yàng zi
[07:51.78] kǒng pà.
[07:54.15] yǒu rén è le ma? wǒ men yǒu kē lóng dí kè tāng
[07:59.36] wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu nà zhǒng guān xì yě méi nà zhǒng gǎn shòu
[08:03.46] zài zhǔ tí lè yuán zhōng nǐ hū rán zhōng shāo
[08:10.10] dāng shí zhǐ yǒu zhè jiàn shì kě zuò
[08:15.41] bā ruì lián zài dǎ mí nǐ gāo ěr fū shí yě bù kěn qīn wǒ
[08:19.54] bú shì ba shì de
[08:20.81] tā shuō zhè yàng huì dān wù hòu miàn dí rén
[08:24.22] nǐ táo hūn de yuán yīn shì
[08:28.35] nǐ rèn wéi yǒu rén zhè bèi zi méi yǒu guò nà zhǒng
[08:32.-3] cóng lái méi yǒu guò
[08:34.76] yě xǔ ba. zhēn de?
[08:36.56] dàn shì wǒ dé gào sù nǐ bèi guò dù zhòng shì.
[08:40.13] méi cuò shì de
[08:41.83] zuì hòu hěn kuài jiù tuì qù
[08:44.77] dàn shuāng fāng réng bǎo yǒu xìn lài, ān quán gǎn hé...
[08:49.81] yǐ wǒ qián qī wèi lì nǚ tóng zhì zhǔ yì
[08:57.68] yīn cǐ, quē fá zhī rén hái shì yǒu
[09:01.85] qí tā kě qǔ zhī chù de
[09:05.46] dàn wǒ xiǎng nǐ bú shì nà zhǒng rén
[09:09.66] nǐ rèn wéi wǒ bú shì? wǒ...
[09:13.33] duì nǐ de wèi lái jiāng chōng mǎn zhēn de?
[09:17.44] nǐ zhēn de zhè yàng rèn wéi méi cuò
[09:19.44] luó sī, nǐ zhēn shì tài liǎo bù qǐ le
[09:32.15] bù kě néng fā shēng de
[09:41.19] shén me? nǐ hé ruì qiū
[09:48.40] shén me? wǒ hé ruì qiū
[09:52.57] wèi shí me?
[09:55.84] yīn wèi nǐ tuō tài jiǔ cái xíng dòng
[09:58.54] xiàn zài zhǐ néng dài zài" péng yǒu qū"
[10:02.71] bù, wǒ méi zài péng yǒu qū luó sī, nǐ shì péng yǒu qū zhǔ xí
[10:08.69] wǒ zài jìng guān qí biàn, xíng ma? wǒ zhèng zài wèi yǐ hòu pū lù
[10:13.29] wǒ měi tiān wǎng qián tuī jìn yì diǎn
[10:16.36] shèng rén
[10:19.33] gào sù nǐ, luó sī, tā gēn běn bù zhī dào nǐ zài xiǎng shén me
[10:23.53] tā gāng gāng yòng tā de shǒu zhǐ lǚ wǒ de tóu fà.
[10:27.14] nǐ huái niàn nà zhǒng zuò yòng lì ma? bù, bù, bù.
[10:30.94] zhè cái shì lǚ nǐ de tóu fà.
[10:35.01] zhè bù guò shì nòng luàn nǐ de tóu fà bà le.
[10:39.42] rú guǒ zài bù kuài diǎn yuē tā chū qù nǐ jiāng kùn zài péng yǒu qū yǒng yuǎn wú fǎ tuō shēn
[10:44.56] wǒ huì de wǒ zhǐ shì zài děng qià dàng de shí jī
[10:51.23] shén me?
[10:53.03] shén me, xiàn zài? shì de.
[10:57.23] nǐ quē shén me? měi jiǔ? zhú guāng? yuè guāng?
[11:01.71] nǐ zhǐ xū zǒu dào tā miàn qián shuō ruì qiū, wǒ xiǎng nǐ
[11:07.21] shén me? wǒ men zài xū
[11:09.88] yīn wèi wǒ men zhèng zài tīng
[11:12.88] yīn wèi wǒ men zhèng zài tīng nán dào nǐ méi tīng jiàn?
[11:22.00] tīng jiàn méi?
[11:28.03] xiǎng lái piàn kǒu xiāng táng ma? wú táng de ma?
[11:33.40] bào qiàn, bú shì bù, xiè le
[11:35.81] nǐ zài gǎo shén me dōng xī?
[11:39.28] qiè jì! jié ér qǐng nǐ chī kǒu xiāng táng nǐ jiù chī
[11:43.55] tā jiào nǐ chī dòng wù sǐ shī nǐ yě de chī
[11:49.*****] niǔ yuē dà tíng diàn
[11:53.39] niú nǎi biàn suān
[11:57.40] bù guò méi guān xì
[12:00.80] yīn wèi wǒ bù hē niú nǎi
[12:14.15] nǐ jué dìng la? wǒ jué dìng le
[12:16.-4] wǒ jué dìng le xū yào bāng zhù ma?
[12:17.52] rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng dāng diàn dēng pào nǐ jiù sǐ dìng le
[12:22.55] luó sī zhù nǐ xìng yùn xiè xiè.
[12:29.29]
[12:34.83] nǐ yào qù nǎ lǐ? bù xíng, nǐ bù néng qù wài miàn
[12:38.50] wèi shí me? yīn wèi yǒu lǐ yóu
[12:44.04] nà shi shén me? bù néng gào sù nǐ
[12:47.45] qiáo yī, dào dǐ zěn me le?
[12:49.78] hǎo ba, dàn nǐ dé dā yìng wǒ bú huì gào sù luó sī shì wǒ shuō de
[12:54.55] shuō shí mǒ? tā zhèng zài zhǔn bèi nǐ de shēng rì wǔ huì
[12:59.12] tiān a, wǒ ài tā nǐ zuì hǎo zhuāng chéng yī fù chī jīng de yàng zi
[13:02.93] zhuāng shén me? wǒ de shēng rì wǔ huì
[13:05.46] shén me shēng rì wǔ huì? shǎo zhuāng suàn le, qiáo yī yǐ jīng gào sù wǒ le
[13:10.10] tā méi yǒu gào sù wǒ
[13:12.24] bié kàn wǒ, zhè shì luó sī de zhǔ yì
[13:15.37] měi cì dōu zhè yàng, wǒ zǒng shì zuì hòu zhī dào de rén
[13:18.94] nǐ bú shì, wǒ men dōu yǒu gào sù nǐ shì ó
[13:21.11] qián dé zài dòng wù yuán bèi kǒng què yǎo wǒ shì zuì hòu zhī dào de rén
[13:27.28] yě shì zuì hòu zhī dào qiáo yī gāng bān lái shí nǐ duì tā yǒu yì sī de rén
[13:30.69] shén me?
[13:32.56] kàn lái wǒ shì dào shǔ dì èr
[13:39.93] nǐ duì wǒ yǒu yì sī?
[13:42.83] hǎo ba, zhè bù suàn shì yǒu yì sī, shì yǒu diǎn yìn xiàng.
[13:48.77] hěn shēn de yìn xiàng?
[13:50.37] nǐ dòng le wǒ de jiā jù wǒ xiǎng nǐ de gē bó bù cuò, jǐn cǐ ér yǐ.
[13:57.41] gē bó bù cuò?
[14:00.28] hēi, mò nī kǎ, wǒ zài bān dòng yǐ zi ó.
[14:05.66] nǐ gǎn jué zěn me yàng?
[14:09.33] suǒ yǒu de dēng dōu miè le, nǐ cái kě yǐ zhēn zhèng de kàn dào xīng xīng a.
[14:13.76] zhēn bù cuò.
[14:20.07] wǒ yǒu gè wèn tí
[14:23.57] yě tán bù shàng shì wèn tí
[14:26.61] zhǐ shì
[14:30.05] hào qí.
[14:32.15] hǎo ba hǎo ba, shì zhè yàng de.
[14:38.72] zhèi xiē rì zi yǐ lái wǒ yī zhí xiǎng
[14:43.53] duì, méi cuò qiáo nà zhǐ xiǎo māo!
[14:48.67] shén me?
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[14:56.47]
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[15:22.63] hǎo ba, zhè zhǐ shì yào bú huì tòng de
[15:27.54] ō! duì bù qǐ, nà shi là yóu
[15:33.14] kě lián de xiǎo māo kuài xià sǐ le wǒ men dé zhǎo dào tā de zhǔ rén
[15:36.75] hé bù jiāng tā fàng zài zǒu láng?
[15:40.25] dà tíng diàn shí? tā huì bèi cǎi sǐ de
[15:43.19] shì ma?
[15:47.16] wáng yáng bǔ láo. kǒu xiāng táng shì jué jiā de xuǎn zé
[15:50.36] kǒu xiāng táng shì jué jiā de xuǎn zé
[15:54.43] kǒu xiāng táng shì jué jiā de xuǎn zé?
[15:57.03] kǒu xiāng táng shì jué jiā de xuǎn zé
[15:59.37] wǒ dà kě shuō" wǒ yě lái yī piàn", dàn bù,
[16:03.27] wǒ shuō de shì" kǒu xiāng táng shì jué jiā de xuǎn zé"
[16:07.54] wǒ zhēn bǐ shì wǒ zì jǐ
[16:13.-1] bù, tā men shì xiū nǚ, tǎo yàn yī qiè shēng wù
[16:22.19] wǒ men gāng jiǎn dào zhè zhǐ māo mù qián zhèng zài zhǎo tā de zhǔ rén
[16:26.80] māo shì wǒ de
[16:30.63] kě shì tā sì hū hěn tǎo yàn nǐ què dìng, māo shì wǒ de, bǎ māo gěi wǒ
[16:36.14] děng děng, tā jiào shén me míng zì? bào bó niǔ kòu
[16:41.21] bào bó niǔ kòu? bào bó niǔ kòu, guò lái, bào bó niǔ kòu
[16:46.78] nǐ zhēn shì gè dà huài dàn
[16:50.85] nǐ men qiàn wǒ yì zhī māo
[16:57.00] lái zhè, , , .
[16:59.33] lái zhè, , , .
[17:01.33] xiǎo māo mī nǐ shàng nǎ ér qù le?
[17:05.34] xiǎo māo mī, guò lái.
[17:13.58] Hi. Buona sera yì dà lì yǔ
[17:16.88] ō!
[17:23.65] mò nī kǎ, yuàn yì dā wǒ de pǎo chē qù dōu fēng ma?
[17:26.86] wǒ huì dài wǒ de gē bó yì qǐ qù de.
[17:29.56] wǒ men wèi nǐ de yá chǐ zhǔn bèi dú lún chē!
[17:35.73] lái ba, xìng yùn liù
[17:38.57] gè wèi, tā shì bǎo luó
[17:41.87] bǎo luó, xiàng nǐ jiè shào wǒ de péng yǒu zhè wèi shì mó nī kǎ
[17:46.31] zhè wèi shì qiáo yī
[17:48.35] hái yǒu luó sī
[17:51.48]
[17:59.42] tā bù tài huì jiǎng yīng yǔ
[18:03.-3] dà fù wēng
[18:06.43] kàn a!
[18:09.10] nà, bǎo luó lái zì nǎ lǐ?
[18:13.74] wǒ cāi shì yì dà lì
[18:15.67] bù, wǒ shì zhǐ jīn wǎn, zhè dòng gōng yù? tū rán jiè rù wǒ men de shēng huó?
[18:20.04] nà zhǐ māo jié guǒ shì bǎo luó de zhè bú shì hěn yǒu yì sī ma?
[18:26.35] zhēn yǒu yì sī, ér qiě ruì qiū bù duàn mō tā
[18:32.72] wǒ zhǎo biàn le zhěng dòng gōng yù, dàn jiù shì zhǎo bu dào māo
[18:37.-3] wǒ zhǎo dào le, shì bǎo luó de māo
[18:40.36] qiáo, wǒ yòu shì zuì hòu yí gè zhī dào
[18:44.20] yóu yú méi rén gào sù wǒ, wǒ cāi tā jiù shì bǎo luó
[18:48.31] bǎo luó, tā jiào fēi bǐ
[18:56.08] yì dà lì yǔ
[19:01.15] méi cuò, xià yī bù ne?
[19:04.72] chuī pào pào, chuī pào pào bù cuò.
[19:07.79] kě yǐ hěn hǎo zhǎn xiàn nán xìng mèi lì, wán pí de yī miàn
[19:10.83] lái ba
[19:23.54] chuī dé kě zhēn hǎo
[19:26.08] bú yào jǐn, wǒ zhǐ xū bǎ shǒu shēn guò qù
[19:28.68] jiāng tā fàng huí kǒu zhōng
[19:34.85] jiù dé hǎo, xiàn zài wǒ yǐ chóng huí guǐ dào
[19:39.09] ér qiě hái jué zhe bié rén de kǒu xiāng táng
[19:43.26] zhè bú shì wǒ de kǒu xiāng táng, tiān na, wǒ de tiān a!
[19:47.76] hěn hǎo, xiàn zài nǐ qiāng dào le
[19:51.87] nǐ méi shì ba
[19:55.-2] tiān yā, nǐ qiāng dào le
[20:01.91] gǎn jué hǎo diǎn méi? hǎo duō le
[20:05.08] xiè xiè, nà zhēn shì
[20:07.42] nà zhēn shì jué jiā de xuǎn zé?
[20:31.31] zhè kě bú shì bǎ tóu fà nòng luàn ér yǐ
[20:38.68] tā jiǎng shén me, tā jiǎng shén me wǒ wán quán gǎo bu dǒng
[20:43.79] nǚ rén dōu zhè yàng
[20:45.*****] tiān a, wǒ zài gàn shén me? zhè tài bù xiàng wǒ le
[20:50.16] bù jiè yì de huà wǒ yào shàng le
[20:54.-3] wǒ zhǐ xiǎng yǎo tā de xià zuǐ chún
[20:57.60] dàn wǒ bú huì zhè me zuò de
[21:00.34] tā dì yī cì duì wǒ wēi xiào shí
[21:02.91] nà sān miǎo zhōng bǐ wǒ hé bā ruì zài bǎi mù dá dé sān ge lǐ bài hái lìng wǒ xīng fèn
[21:07.01] nǐ qí jī tà chē ma?
[21:10.55] yīn wèi wǒ tīng shuō wǒ lí tí le
[21:15.29] wǒ zhī dào zhè yàng hěn fū qiǎn ér qiě wǒ men háo wú gòng tōng diǎn
[21:19.36] lián yǔ yán yě bù tōng dàn...
[21:28.40] bǎo luó luó sī
[21:31.27] tīng zhe
[21:36.21] yǒu jiàn shì nǐ gāi liǎo jiě
[21:40.51] ruì qiū hé wǒ
[21:43.31] yǒu nà me yì diǎn
[21:46.25] yì diǎn? yì diǎn. shì de, yì diǎn
[21:49.29] nǐ men méi yǒu? méi yǒu.
[21:53.49] jì shù shàng ér yán, hái méi
[21:59.26] dàn zhè bú shì zhòng diǎn
[22:01.90] zhòng diǎn shì ruì qiū hé wǒ yīng gāi
[22:06.90] ruì qiū hé wǒ yīng gāi zài yì qǐ
[22:10.17] nǐ lái dào
[22:12.38] chuáng shàng? bú shì
[22:16.-1] bú shì, wǒ bú shì zhǐ nà gè
[22:17.85] rú guǒ nǐ ràng wǒ men wú fǎ jié tái
[22:22.42] wǒ huì fēi cháng nán guò
[22:28.03] suǒ yǐ, nǐ
[22:34.70] nǐ dǒng yì diǎn yīng wén huì yì diǎn
[22:39.37] nǐ dǒng shén me jiào" èr bǎi wǔ" bù dǒng
[22:43.81] bù dǒng? zhēn hǎo xiào yīn wèi nǐ jiù shì gè chāo jí èr bǎi wǔ
[22:52.18] wǒ men yǐ wán le yī xiǎo shí, hěn jiǎn dān de
[22:55.75] zhǔn bèi hǎo méi?
[23:00.49] shì shì kàn
[23:04.29] bù, nǐ gāi pāi yī xià
[23:11.07] kàn, zuì hòu yī gēn là zhú jiù yào rán jǐn
[23:15.01] 10, 9, 8, 7
[23:19.51] 46 fēn zhōng, 47 fēn zhōng, 48 fēn zhōng,
[23:25.-1] xiè xiè xiè xiè
[23:28.25] méi yǒu dēng guāng yǒu diǎn kǒng bù
[23:38.66] tíng, wǒ zhè gè zuì bī zhēn
[23:53.84] luó sī, xiàn zài tí bìng bù qià dàng
[23:58.01] dàn nǐ dé wèi mó ní kǎ kāi gè wǔ huì
[24:08.93] wán dé zhēn kāi xīn duì
[24:10.79] xiè xiè nǐ de shǒu jī
[24:14.90] bìng jiù le wǒ de mìng
[24:18.24] zài jiàn le, qián dé cǐ cì tíng diàn wǒ wán de hěn kāi xīn
[24:22.94] zài jiàn
[24:39.49] wǒ de zhàng hào shì 7143457
[24:43.69] wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ yǒu méi yǒu lù dào
[24:46.-3] dàn wǒ xiǎng yào zhè yī juàn lù yǐng dài