| 歌曲 | Friends S01E09 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:40.-4] | Really,really awful. |
| [03:45.-2] | Chandler,you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays? |
| [04:35.-4] | ...ooh,ooh,lesbian life partner. |
| [05:23.-2] | Wow,you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. |
| [06:12.-1] | Yeah,all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. |
| [06:44.-4] | If she's talking to it,I just think I should get some belly time too. |
| [08:19.-1] | -I'm 9 years old. -I hate this story! - |
| [08:56.-4] | They don't They don't come in these. |
| [12:02.-2] | I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. |
| [15:05.-4] | Okay. Okay |
| [16:59.-3] | How's it going? |
| [19:39.-3] | Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! |
| [21:14.-4] | All right,Ugly Naked Guy! |
| [22:42.-2] | ...we wouldn't be together. |
| [00:07.15] | Terry,I know I haven't worked here very long but would it be possible... |
| [00:12.49] | ...if I got a $1 00 advance on my salary? |
| [00:16.16] | An advance? |
| [00:17.66] | So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. |
| [00:20.80] | Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. |
| [00:25.14] | But I've started this independent thing... |
| [00:28.37] | ...which is actually why I took this "job. " |
| [00:33.04] | Rachel,Rachel,sweetheart! |
| [00:36.61] | You' re a terrible,terrible waitress. |
| [00:44.02] | I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. |
| [00:49.19] | But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better. |
| [00:53.70] | I really do. |
| [00:56.13] | -Does anybody need coffee? -Yeah,over here. - |
| [01:02.64] | Look at that. |
| [01:04.01] | The One Where Underdog Gets Away |
| [01:52.52] | Excuse me,sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. |
| [01:56.29] | Do you think there's a possibility that you could advance me my tips? |
| [02:02.77] | Okay,okay. That's fine. Fine. Sorry about that spill before! |
| [02:09.31] | Only 98.50 to go! |
| [02:12.74] | Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? |
| [02:17.68] | -What? No,they're not. -Yes,the Blymans invited them. - |
| [02:21.89] | You' re wrong. |
| [02:24.32] | -I am not wrong. -You' re wrong. - |
| [02:28.13] | No,I just talked to them. |
| [02:31.56] | I' m calling Mom. |
| [02:38.00] | -Hey,hey. -Hey! |
| [02:41.74] | And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup? |
| [02:48.08] | Yes,I am. As of today,I'm officially Joey T ribbiani,actor/model. |
| [02:54.32] | That's funny. I was thinking you look more like,Joey T ribbiani,man/woman. |
| [03:01.00] | -What were you modeling for? -Posters for the free clinic. - |
| [03:05.06] | So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys? |
| [03:08.83] | -The asthma guy's really cute. -Know which one you'll be? - |
| [03:13.07] | No,but I hear Lyme disease is open,so you know.... |
| [03:17.38] | -Good luck,man. I hope you get it. -Thanks. - |
| [03:24.58] | You were right. How can they do this? It's Thanksgiving! |
| [03:28.82] | What if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's. |
| [03:33.56] | Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps? |
| [03:37.40] | They're not actually supposed to I'll work on the lumps. |
| [03:42.80] | -Joey,you' re going home? -Yeah. |
| [03:50.11] | -Every single one of them. -Phoebe,you'll be with your grandma? - |
| [03:54.68] | And her boyfriend. |
| [03:56.25] | We're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar. |
| [04:03.76] | So you're free Thursday then? |
| [04:07.19] | -Yeah. Oh,can I come? |
| [04:11.20] | -Rach,are you gonna make it to Vail? -Absolutely. Shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [04:16.67] | -Only $1 02 to go. -I thought it was 98. 50? - |
| [04:20.51] | Yeah,well,it was,but l I broke a cup,so.... |
| [04:24.91] | -Well,l' m off to Carol's. -Ooh,ooh,why don't we invite her? |
| [04:30.28] | Ooh,ooh,because she's my ex-wife and will want to bring her... |
| [04:46.66] | Hi. Is Carol here? |
| [04:49.03] | -No,she's at a faculty meeting. -I just came by to pick up my skull. - |
| [04:54.74] | Well,not mine,but.... |
| [04:58.48] | -Come in. -Thanks. |
| [05:00.45] | Carol borrowed it,and I have to get it back to the museum. |
| [05:04.85] | -What's it look like? -Kind of like a big face without skin. - |
| [05:10.59] | Yes. I'm familiar with the concept. |
| [05:15.19] | -We can just look for it. -Okay. - |
| [05:30.78] | Well,you know, you have to take a course. |
| [05:36.01] | Otherwise they don't let you do it. |
| [05:46.76] | Hey,Yertle the Turtle! A classic. |
| [05:50.73] | Actually,I'm reading it to the baby. |
| [05:55.70] | The baby that hasn't been born yet? |
| [05:59.00] | Wouldn't that mean you're crazy? |
| [06:03.94] | You don't think they can hear sounds in there? |
| [06:07.48] | You' re not serious? I mean,you really talk to it? |
| [06:19.52] | Well,that's just Do you talk about me? |
| [06:24.73] | -Yeah. All the time. -Really? |
| [06:28.10] | But,we just refer to you as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. |
| [06:49.49] | Not that I believe this. |
| [06:51.66] | I believe it. I think the baby can hear everything. |
| [06:55.53] | -Really? -I'll show you. This'll seem weird. - |
| [06:58.63] | But you put your head inside this turkey... |
| [07:02.43] | ...and we'll all talk and you'll hear everything we say. |
| [07:07.44] | I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment. |
| [07:12.14] | In fact,I'd very much like to butter your head. |
| [07:19.32] | -Hey. -Rach,did you make your money? |
| [07:22.22] | No,not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. |
| [07:26.32] | Forget shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [07:31.70] | -Rach,here's your mail. -Thanks. You can put it on the table. |
| [07:37.30] | No. Here's your mail! |
| [07:41.74] | Thanks. You can put it on the table! |
| [07:45.94] | Would you just open it! |
| [07:50.35] | Oh,my God! You guys are great! |
| [07:55.89] | We all chipped in. |
| [07:58.36] | -We did? -You owe me $20. |
| [08:01.23] | Thank you. Thank you so much! |
| [08:04.00] | Chandler,got your traditional holiday feast. T omato soup... |
| [08:08.10] | ...grilled-cheese fixings and a family-size bag of Funyuns. |
| [08:12.34] | This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday? |
| [08:22.41] | We've finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have... |
| [08:26.88] | ...a mouthful of pumpkin pie. … |
| [08:29.25] | And then my parents tell me they're getting divorced. |
| [08:33.19] | Oh,my God! |
| [08:34.73] | Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. |
| [08:42.80] | What's this? I never saw this at Mom's. |
| [08:46.74] | -It's a yam. -Hello.... - . |
| [08:50.41] | This isn't a yam. Yam comes in purple cans. |
| [08:59.75] | Ross,don't take this the wrong way or anything,but back off. |
| [09:18.20] | Hi. Hi |
| [09:20.67] | -We used to work together. -We did? - |
| [09:23.61] | Yeah,at Macy's. You' re the Obsession girl,right? |
| [09:27.38] | -Yes. -I was the Aramis guy. - |
| [09:31.35] | -Aramis. Aramis. Aramis. -Yeah,right! |
| [09:37.22] | -You' re the best in the business. -Get out. - |
| [09:40.79] | You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. |
| [09:46.03] | Really? You don't know what that means to me. |
| [09:51.94] | You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? |
| [09:56.84] | Nothing. |
| [10:07.59] | -Listen,do you wanna go get a drink? -Yeah,that would be - |
| [10:14.33] | -What's wrong? -I have to do something. - |
| [10:18.13] | What? |
| [10:21.93] | -Leave. -Wait,wait,wait! |
| [11:08.28] | So I guess you all saw it. |
| [11:10.72] | -What? -Saw what? |
| [11:12.25] | No,we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. |
| [11:35.84] | Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. |
| [11:41.48] | "T onight,on a very special Blossom. " |
| [11:53.19] | Looking good! Okay! |
| [11:55.13] | Cider's mulling,turkey's turkeying, yams are yamming.... |
| [12:00.33] | What? |
| [12:06.94] | Get out and stop annoying me! |
| [12:09.51] | Oh,that's closer. oh, |
| [12:12.78] | I got the tickets! |
| [12:14.75] | Five hours from now, shoop,shoop,shoop! |
| [12:19.05] | -Oh,you must stop shooping. -Okay,l' m gonna get my stuff. |
| [12:23.75] | Will you come in? |
| [12:25.49] | I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. |
| [12:29.93] | Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! |
| [12:39.80] | We laughed when you did it with the stuffing,but that's not funny. |
| [12:45.11] | Hey,Monica,I got a question. I don't see any T ator T ots. |
| [12:49.65] | -That's not a question. -My mom makes them. It's a tradition. - |
| [12:54.45] | You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! |
| [13:00.49] | I mean,it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease. |
| [13:07.90] | All right. Fine. |
| [13:09.47] | Tonight's potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots. |
| [13:17.44] | All right,I'm off to talk to my unborn child. |
| [13:22.28] | Okay,Mom never hit. Ok, |
| [13:28.69] | Okay,all done. Ok, |
| [13:31.09] | Phoebe,did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! |
| [13:36.29] | Oh,l' m sorry! I just |
| [13:38.20] | I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. |
| [13:43.63] | Why do that? |
| [13:45.20] | Because then they'd be just like my mom used to make it,before she died. |
| [13:52.08] | Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up. |
| [13:57.25] | Okay. Goodbye,you guys! Thanks for everything! Ok, |
| [14:01.22] | Oh,God,look at Sorry! I'm so sorry. |
| [14:06.49] | An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! |
| [14:10.56] | -The balloon? -No,no,the actual cartoon character. - |
| [14:15.60] | Of course the balloon! |
| [14:18.54] | He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. Macy |
| [14:23.51] | -I'm going to the roof. Who's with me? -I can't! - |
| [14:27.34] | An 80-foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? |
| [14:31.58] | Almost never. |
| [14:33.62] | -Got the keys? -Okay. |
| [14:41.43] | Anytime you' re ready. |
| [14:43.86] | Okay. Okay,here we go. |
| [14:52.20] | Okay. Where am I talking to here? |
| [14:56.37] | There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage,but.... |
| [15:02.08] | Just aim for the bump. |
| [15:06.82] | Okay. Okay. Okay,here goes. |
| [15:17.90] | You know,I can't do this. This is |
| [15:21.87] | It's too weird. I feel stupid. |
| [15:25.00] | It's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it. |
| [15:29.81] | Hello,baby. Hello. Hello. |
| [15:34.58] | the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! |
| [15:38.85] | But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. |
| [15:43.52] | Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... |
| [15:47.69] | ...and juicy on the inside. … |
| [15:50.46] | Why are we standing here? |
| [15:52.46] | We're waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys. - |
| [15:56.70] | No,I don't. |
| [15:59.17] | Yes,you do. When we left, you said,"Got the keys. " |
| [16:03.54] | No,I didn't. I asked,"Got the keys? " |
| [16:08.65] | No,no,no. You said,"Got the keys! " |
| [16:11.92] | Do either of you have the keys? |
| [16:16.09] | -The oven is on! -I've gotta get my ticket! - |
| [16:19.22] | -Wait! We have a copy of your key. -Get it! - |
| [16:22.46] | That tone won't make me go any faster. |
| [16:25.60] | -Joey. -That one will. |
| [16:30.53] | And everyone's telling me, "You gotta pick a major. " |
| [16:35.64] | So on a dare,I picked paleontology. |
| [16:40.44] | And you have no idea what I'm saying, because,face it,you' re a fetus. |
| [16:47.28] | You're happy you don't have gills anymore. |
| [16:51.56] | You don't have to talk to it. You can sing |
| [16:54.83] | Please. I am not singing to your stomach,okay? |
| [17:01.10] | Here we come |
| [17:03.07] | Walking down the street |
| [17:05.50] | Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet |
| [17:09.57] | Hey,hey |
| [17:14.01] | -Hey,did you just feel that? -I did. |
| [17:17.08] | -Does it always? -That was the first. - |
| [17:20.08] | IKeep singing! IKeep singing! |
| [17:22.35] | Hey,hey,you 're my baby And I can 't wait to meet you |
| [17:26.89] | When you come out I'll buy you a bagel Then we 'll go to the zoo |
| [17:31.60] | -lt did it again! -I felt it that time! - |
| [17:34.40] | Hey,hey,I'm your daddy I'm the one without any breasts “ |
| [17:42.77] | This is great. It's 5:00. My plane is pulling away from the gate. |
| [17:47.44] | -Maybe you can take a later flight. -There is none. - |
| [17:51.08] | -You can go tomorrow. -T omorrow is not Thanksgiving! - |
| [17:55.02] | If l' m gonna cheer you up, you have to meet me halfway. |
| [18:00.12] | Can you go any faster? |
| [18:02.16] | I got one keyhole and a zillion keys! You do the math. |
| [18:06.43] | Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? |
| [18:10.17] | For an emergency just like this. |
| [18:13.40] | All right. Listen,smirky! |
| [18:16.17] | If not for your stupid balloon, I'd be on a plane... |
| [18:20.11] | ...watching a woman do this... right now. But l' m not! … |
| [18:25.22] | You said you had the keys! |
| [18:27.25] | No,I didn't! I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys! |
| [18:32.06] | That's it! Enough with the keys. No one say keys! |
| [18:38.16] | Why would I have the keys?! |
| [18:41.07] | -Aside from the fact you said you did? -I didn't! - |
| [18:44.54] | -You should've. -Why? |
| [18:46.07] | -Because! -Why? |
| [18:47.27] | Everything's my responsibility? Isn't it enough that l' m making dinner? |
| [18:52.24] | Everyone wants a different kind of potato,so I'm making them. |
| [18:56.68] | Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! |
| [19:01.85] | No! No! |
| [19:03.89] | Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions,and Mario gets his T ots |
| [19:09.09] | It's my first Thanksgiving,and l |
| [19:13.40] | It's all burnt,and I can't.... |
| [19:18.07] | Monica,only dogs can hear you now. Look,the door's open. Here we go. |
| [19:28.78] | -All right,Chandler,don't lose this. -No - |
| [19:35.69] | Well,the turkey's burnt! |
| [19:43.83] | Here we come |
| [19:45.86] | Walking down the |
| [19:49.90] | This doesn't smell like Mom's. |
| [19:54.07] | It doesn't,does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go,buddy. You got one! |
| [20:00.28] | -Don't yell at me. You burned dinner! -Hey,don't make her squeak again! - |
| [20:06.15] | God,this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. |
| [20:11.76] | We all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice! |
| [20:16.06] | Oh,really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner? |
| [20:21.43] | -You call that delicious? -You be quiet! - |
| [20:26.10] | Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! |
| [20:28.81] | Now this feels like Thanksgiving. |
| [20:37.71] | Skiing. |
| [20:40.22] | Shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [20:44.39] | Shoop. |
| [20:47.59] | -Eww. -What? |
| [20:49.59] | Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. |
| [20:54.16] | -Who cares? -He just sat in gravy. - |
| [20:59.90] | Oh,my God! He's not alone. |
| [21:03.17] | Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. |
| [21:09.05] | I gotta see this! |
| [21:16.69] | Ugly naked dancing! |
| [21:20.02] | It's nice that he has someone. |
| [21:33.57] | Shall I carve? |
| [21:35.54] | -By all means. -All right. - |
| [21:42.68] | Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese? |
| [21:46.45] | I don't even want to know about the dark cheese. |
| [21:50.32] | -Does anybody wanna split this? -I will. - |
| [21:53.09] | -You guys have to make a wish. -Make a wish? |
| [21:56.69] | Come on,you know,Thanksgiving. |
| [22:03.57] | You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? |
| [22:07.44] | The bigger half. |
| [22:11.38] | All right,I'd like to propose a toast. |
| [22:14.31] | A little toast here. Ding,ding! |
| [22:16.91] | This isn't the Thanksgiving you planned... |
| [22:19.82] | ...but for me, this has been really great. |
| [22:24.00] | I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. |
| [22:31.43] | If you'd gone to Vail or if you had been with your family... |
| [22:35.80] | ...or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff... |
| [22:44.14] | I guess what l' m trying to say is that... |
| [22:47.11] | ... I' m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. |
| [22:52.78] | -That's so sweet! -Thank you. |
| [22:58.16] | -Here's to a lousy Christmas! -And a crappy New Year! - |
| [23:01.93] | -Hear,hear! -Hear,hear! - |
| [00:40.-4] | Really, really awful. |
| [03:45.-2] | Chandler, you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays? |
| [04:35.-4] | ... ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner. |
| [05:23.-2] | Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. |
| [06:12.-1] | Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. |
| [06:44.-4] | If she' s talking to it, I just think I should get some belly time too. |
| [08:19.-1] | I' m 9 years old. I hate this story! |
| [08:56.-4] | They don' t They don' t come in these. |
| [12:02.-2] | I don' t know. It' s just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. |
| [15:05.-4] | Okay. Okay |
| [16:59.-3] | How' s it going? |
| [19:39.-3] | Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! |
| [21:14.-4] | All right, Ugly Naked Guy! |
| [22:42.-2] | ... we wouldn' t be together. |
| [00:07.15] | Terry, I know I haven' t worked here very long but would it be possible... |
| [00:12.49] | ... if I got a 1 00 advance on my salary? |
| [00:16.16] | An advance? |
| [00:17.66] | So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. |
| [00:20.80] | Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. |
| [00:25.14] | But I' ve started this independent thing... |
| [00:28.37] | ... which is actually why I took this " job. " |
| [00:33.04] | Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart! |
| [00:36.61] | You' re a terrible, terrible waitress. |
| [00:44.02] | I hear what you' re saying. I' m with you. |
| [00:49.19] | But I' m trying really hard, and I think I' m doing better. |
| [00:53.70] | I really do. |
| [00:56.13] | Does anybody need coffee? Yeah, over here. |
| [01:02.64] | Look at that. |
| [01:04.01] | The One Where Underdog Gets Away |
| [01:52.52] | Excuse me, sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. |
| [01:56.29] | Do you think there' s a possibility that you could advance me my tips? |
| [02:02.77] | Okay, okay. That' s fine. Fine. Sorry about that spill before! |
| [02:09.31] | Only 98. 50 to go! |
| [02:12.74] | Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? |
| [02:17.68] | What? No, they' re not. Yes, the Blymans invited them. |
| [02:21.89] | You' re wrong. |
| [02:24.32] | I am not wrong. You' re wrong. |
| [02:28.13] | No, I just talked to them. |
| [02:31.56] | I' m calling Mom. |
| [02:38.00] | Hey, hey. Hey! |
| [02:41.74] | And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup? |
| [02:48.08] | Yes, I am. As of today, I' m officially Joey T ribbiani, actor model. |
| [02:54.32] | That' s funny. I was thinking you look more like, Joey T ribbiani, man woman. |
| [03:01.00] | What were you modeling for? Posters for the free clinic. |
| [03:05.06] | So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys? |
| [03:08.83] | The asthma guy' s really cute. Know which one you' ll be? |
| [03:13.07] | No, but I hear Lyme disease is open, so you know.... |
| [03:17.38] | Good luck, man. I hope you get it. Thanks. |
| [03:24.58] | You were right. How can they do this? It' s Thanksgiving! |
| [03:28.82] | What if I cook dinner at my place? I' ll make it just like Mom' s. |
| [03:33.56] | Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps? |
| [03:37.40] | They' re not actually supposed to I' ll work on the lumps. |
| [03:42.80] | Joey, you' re going home? Yeah. |
| [03:50.11] | Every single one of them. Phoebe, you' ll be with your grandma? |
| [03:54.68] | And her boyfriend. |
| [03:56.25] | We' re celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he' s lunar. |
| [04:03.76] | So you' re free Thursday then? |
| [04:07.19] | Yeah. Oh, can I come? |
| [04:11.20] | Rach, are you gonna make it to Vail? Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [04:16.67] | Only 1 02 to go. I thought it was 98. 50? |
| [04:20.51] | Yeah, well, it was, but l I broke a cup, so.... |
| [04:24.91] | Well, l' m off to Carol' s. Ooh, ooh, why don' t we invite her? |
| [04:30.28] | Ooh, ooh, because she' s my exwife and will want to bring her... |
| [04:46.66] | Hi. Is Carol here? |
| [04:49.03] | No, she' s at a faculty meeting. I just came by to pick up my skull. |
| [04:54.74] | Well, not mine, but.... |
| [04:58.48] | Come in. Thanks. |
| [05:00.45] | Carol borrowed it, and I have to get it back to the museum. |
| [05:04.85] | What' s it look like? Kind of like a big face without skin. |
| [05:10.59] | Yes. I' m familiar with the concept. |
| [05:15.19] | We can just look for it. Okay. |
| [05:30.78] | Well, you know, you have to take a course. |
| [05:36.01] | Otherwise they don' t let you do it. |
| [05:46.76] | Hey, Yertle the Turtle! A classic. |
| [05:50.73] | Actually, I' m reading it to the baby. |
| [05:55.70] | The baby that hasn' t been born yet? |
| [05:59.00] | Wouldn' t that mean you' re crazy? |
| [06:03.94] | You don' t think they can hear sounds in there? |
| [06:07.48] | You' re not serious? I mean, you really talk to it? |
| [06:19.52] | Well, that' s just Do you talk about me? |
| [06:24.73] | Yeah. All the time. Really? |
| [06:28.10] | But, we just refer to you as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. |
| [06:49.49] | Not that I believe this. |
| [06:51.66] | I believe it. I think the baby can hear everything. |
| [06:55.53] | Really? I' ll show you. This' ll seem weird. |
| [06:58.63] | But you put your head inside this turkey... |
| [07:02.43] | ... and we' ll all talk and you' ll hear everything we say. |
| [07:07.44] | I' d just like to say I' m totally behind this experiment. |
| [07:12.14] | In fact, I' d very much like to butter your head. |
| [07:19.32] | Hey. Rach, did you make your money? |
| [07:22.22] | No, not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. |
| [07:26.32] | Forget shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [07:31.70] | Rach, here' s your mail. Thanks. You can put it on the table. |
| [07:37.30] | No. Here' s your mail! |
| [07:41.74] | Thanks. You can put it on the table! |
| [07:45.94] | Would you just open it! |
| [07:50.35] | Oh, my God! You guys are great! |
| [07:55.89] | We all chipped in. |
| [07:58.36] | We did? You owe me 20. |
| [08:01.23] | Thank you. Thank you so much! |
| [08:04.00] | Chandler, got your traditional holiday feast. T omato soup... |
| [08:08.10] | ... grilledcheese fixings and a familysize bag of Funyuns. |
| [08:12.34] | This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday? |
| [08:22.41] | We' ve finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have... |
| [08:26.88] | ... a mouthful of pumpkin pie. |
| [08:29.25] | And then my parents tell me they' re getting divorced. |
| [08:33.19] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:34.73] | Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you' ve seen it in reverse. |
| [08:42.80] | What' s this? I never saw this at Mom' s. |
| [08:46.74] | It' s a yam. Hello.... . |
| [08:50.41] | This isn' t a yam. Yam comes in purple cans. |
| [08:59.75] | Ross, don' t take this the wrong way or anything, but back off. |
| [09:18.20] | Hi. Hi |
| [09:20.67] | We used to work together. We did? |
| [09:23.61] | Yeah, at Macy' s. You' re the Obsession girl, right? |
| [09:27.38] | Yes. I was the Aramis guy. |
| [09:31.35] | Aramis. Aramis. Aramis. Yeah, right! |
| [09:37.22] | You' re the best in the business. Get out. |
| [09:40.79] | You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. |
| [09:46.03] | Really? You don' t know what that means to me. |
| [09:51.94] | You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? |
| [09:56.84] | Nothing. |
| [10:07.59] | Listen, do you wanna go get a drink? Yeah, that would be |
| [10:14.33] | What' s wrong? I have to do something. |
| [10:18.13] | What? |
| [10:21.93] | Leave. Wait, wait, wait! |
| [11:08.28] | So I guess you all saw it. |
| [11:10.72] | What? Saw what? |
| [11:12.25] | No, we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. |
| [11:35.84] | Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. |
| [11:41.48] | " T onight, on a very special Blossom. " |
| [11:53.19] | Looking good! Okay! |
| [11:55.13] | Cider' s mulling, turkey' s turkeying, yams are yamming.... |
| [12:00.33] | What? |
| [12:06.94] | Get out and stop annoying me! |
| [12:09.51] | Oh, that' s closer. oh, |
| [12:12.78] | I got the tickets! |
| [12:14.75] | Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop! |
| [12:19.05] | Oh, you must stop shooping. Okay, l' m gonna get my stuff. |
| [12:23.75] | Will you come in? |
| [12:25.49] | I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. |
| [12:29.93] | Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! |
| [12:39.80] | We laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that' s not funny. |
| [12:45.11] | Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don' t see any T ator T ots. |
| [12:49.65] | That' s not a question. My mom makes them. It' s a tradition. |
| [12:54.45] | You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! |
| [13:00.49] | I mean, it' s bad enough I can' t be with my family because of my disease. |
| [13:07.90] | All right. Fine. |
| [13:09.47] | Tonight' s potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots. |
| [13:17.44] | All right, I' m off to talk to my unborn child. |
| [13:22.28] | Okay, Mom never hit. Ok, |
| [13:28.69] | Okay, all done. Ok, |
| [13:31.09] | Phoebe, did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! |
| [13:36.29] | Oh, l' m sorry! I just |
| [13:38.20] | I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. |
| [13:43.63] | Why do that? |
| [13:45.20] | Because then they' d be just like my mom used to make it, before she died. |
| [13:52.08] | Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up. |
| [13:57.25] | Okay. Goodbye, you guys! Thanks for everything! Ok, |
| [14:01.22] | Oh, God, look at Sorry! I' m so sorry. |
| [14:06.49] | An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! |
| [14:10.56] | The balloon? No, no, the actual cartoon character. |
| [14:15.60] | Of course the balloon! |
| [14:18.54] | He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. Macy |
| [14:23.51] | I' m going to the roof. Who' s with me? I can' t! |
| [14:27.34] | An 80foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? |
| [14:31.58] | Almost never. |
| [14:33.62] | Got the keys? Okay. |
| [14:41.43] | Anytime you' re ready. |
| [14:43.86] | Okay. Okay, here we go. |
| [14:52.20] | Okay. Where am I talking to here? |
| [14:56.37] | There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage, but.... |
| [15:02.08] | Just aim for the bump. |
| [15:06.82] | Okay. Okay. Okay, here goes. |
| [15:17.90] | You know, I can' t do this. This is |
| [15:21.87] | It' s too weird. I feel stupid. |
| [15:25.00] | It' s fine. You don' t have to do it just because Susan does it. |
| [15:29.81] | Hello, baby. Hello. Hello. |
| [15:34.58] | the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! |
| [15:38.85] | But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. |
| [15:43.52] | Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... |
| [15:47.69] | ... and juicy on the inside. |
| [15:50.46] | Why are we standing here? |
| [15:52.46] | We' re waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys. |
| [15:56.70] | No, I don' t. |
| [15:59.17] | Yes, you do. When we left, you said," Got the keys. " |
| [16:03.54] | No, I didn' t. I asked," Got the keys? " |
| [16:08.65] | No, no, no. You said," Got the keys! " |
| [16:11.92] | Do either of you have the keys? |
| [16:16.09] | The oven is on! I' ve gotta get my ticket! |
| [16:19.22] | Wait! We have a copy of your key. Get it! |
| [16:22.46] | That tone won' t make me go any faster. |
| [16:25.60] | Joey. That one will. |
| [16:30.53] | And everyone' s telling me, " You gotta pick a major. " |
| [16:35.64] | So on a dare, I picked paleontology. |
| [16:40.44] | And you have no idea what I' m saying, because, face it, you' re a fetus. |
| [16:47.28] | You' re happy you don' t have gills anymore. |
| [16:51.56] | You don' t have to talk to it. You can sing |
| [16:54.83] | Please. I am not singing to your stomach, okay? |
| [17:01.10] | Here we come |
| [17:03.07] | Walking down the street |
| [17:05.50] | Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet |
| [17:09.57] | Hey, hey |
| [17:14.01] | Hey, did you just feel that? I did. |
| [17:17.08] | Does it always? That was the first. |
| [17:20.08] | IKeep singing! IKeep singing! |
| [17:22.35] | Hey, hey, you ' re my baby And I can ' t wait to meet you |
| [17:26.89] | When you come out I' ll buy you a bagel Then we ' ll go to the zoo |
| [17:31.60] | lt did it again! I felt it that time! |
| [17:34.40] | Hey, hey, I' m your daddy I' m the one without any breasts " |
| [17:42.77] | This is great. It' s 5: 00. My plane is pulling away from the gate. |
| [17:47.44] | Maybe you can take a later flight. There is none. |
| [17:51.08] | You can go tomorrow. T omorrow is not Thanksgiving! |
| [17:55.02] | If l' m gonna cheer you up, you have to meet me halfway. |
| [18:00.12] | Can you go any faster? |
| [18:02.16] | I got one keyhole and a zillion keys! You do the math. |
| [18:06.43] | Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? |
| [18:10.17] | For an emergency just like this. |
| [18:13.40] | All right. Listen, smirky! |
| [18:16.17] | If not for your stupid balloon, I' d be on a plane... |
| [18:20.11] | ... watching a woman do this... right now. But l' m not! |
| [18:25.22] | You said you had the keys! |
| [18:27.25] | No, I didn' t! I wouldn' t say I had the keys unless I had the keys! |
| [18:32.06] | That' s it! Enough with the keys. No one say keys! |
| [18:38.16] | Why would I have the keys?! |
| [18:41.07] | Aside from the fact you said you did? I didn' t! |
| [18:44.54] | You should' ve. Why? |
| [18:46.07] | Because! Why? |
| [18:47.27] | Everything' s my responsibility? Isn' t it enough that l' m making dinner? |
| [18:52.24] | Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I' m making them. |
| [18:56.68] | Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! |
| [19:01.85] | No! No! |
| [19:03.89] | Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his T ots |
| [19:09.09] | It' s my first Thanksgiving, and l |
| [19:13.40] | It' s all burnt, and I can' t.... |
| [19:18.07] | Monica, only dogs can hear you now. Look, the door' s open. Here we go. |
| [19:28.78] | All right, Chandler, don' t lose this. No |
| [19:35.69] | Well, the turkey' s burnt! |
| [19:43.83] | Here we come |
| [19:45.86] | Walking down the |
| [19:49.90] | This doesn' t smell like Mom' s. |
| [19:54.07] | It doesn' t, does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go, buddy. You got one! |
| [20:00.28] | Don' t yell at me. You burned dinner! Hey, don' t make her squeak again! |
| [20:06.15] | God, this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I' m stuck here with you guys. |
| [20:11.76] | We all had better plans. This was nobody' s first choice! |
| [20:16.06] | Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner? |
| [20:21.43] | You call that delicious? You be quiet! |
| [20:26.10] | Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! |
| [20:28.81] | Now this feels like Thanksgiving. |
| [20:37.71] | Skiing. |
| [20:40.22] | Shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [20:44.39] | Shoop. |
| [20:47.59] | Eww. What? |
| [20:49.59] | Ugly Naked Guy' s taking his turkey out of the oven. |
| [20:54.16] | Who cares? He just sat in gravy. |
| [20:59.90] | Oh, my God! He' s not alone. |
| [21:03.17] | Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. |
| [21:09.05] | I gotta see this! |
| [21:16.69] | Ugly naked dancing! |
| [21:20.02] | It' s nice that he has someone. |
| [21:33.57] | Shall I carve? |
| [21:35.54] | By all means. All right. |
| [21:42.68] | Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese? |
| [21:46.45] | I don' t even want to know about the dark cheese. |
| [21:50.32] | Does anybody wanna split this? I will. |
| [21:53.09] | You guys have to make a wish. Make a wish? |
| [21:56.69] | Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. |
| [22:03.57] | You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? |
| [22:07.44] | The bigger half. |
| [22:11.38] | All right, I' d like to propose a toast. |
| [22:14.31] | A little toast here. Ding, ding! |
| [22:16.91] | This isn' t the Thanksgiving you planned... |
| [22:19.82] | ... but for me, this has been really great. |
| [22:24.00] | I think because it didn' t involve divorce or projectile vomiting. |
| [22:31.43] | If you' d gone to Vail or if you had been with your family... |
| [22:35.80] | ... or if you didn' t have syphilis and stuff... |
| [22:44.14] | I guess what l' m trying to say is that... |
| [22:47.11] | ... I' m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. |
| [22:52.78] | That' s so sweet! Thank you. |
| [22:58.16] | Here' s to a lousy Christmas! And a crappy New Year! |
| [23:01.93] | Hear, hear! Hear, hear! |
| [00:07.15] | tè ruì, wǒ, wǒ zhī dào wǒ zài zhè lǐ gàn shí jiān bìng bù zhǎng |
| [00:12.49] | dàn wǒ zài xiǎng nín shì fǒu néng kǎo lǜ yù zhī gěi wǒ 100 kuài xīn shuǐ |
| [00:16.16] | yù zhī? |
| [00:17.66] | zhè yàng wǒ cái néng hé jiā lǐ rén gòng dù gǎn ēn jié |
| [00:20.80] | měi nián, wǒ men quán jiā dōu qù wéi ěr huá xuě tōng cháng dōu shì wǒ fù qīn wèi wǒ chū piào qián |
| [00:25.14] | dàn shì wǒ xiàn zài yǐ jīng kāi shǐ xué xí dú lì |
| [00:28.37] | ēn, zhè shí jì shang yě shì wǒ wèi shí me yào gàn zhè fèn" gōng zuò" |
| [00:33.04] | ruì qiū, ruì qiū, qīn ài de |
| [00:36.61] | nǐ shì yī wèi fēi cháng, fēi cháng zāo gāo de nǚ zhāo dài |
| [00:40.-4] | zhēn de, zhēn de zāo gāo tòu dǐng |
| [00:44.02] | hǎo ba, wǒ, wǒ míng bái nǐ de yì sī le wǒ tóng yì nín shuō de |
| [00:49.19] | dàn shì wǒ, wǒ yī zhí hěn nǔ lì dì zài zuò |
| [00:53.70] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ huì zuò dé gèng hǎo de |
| [00:56.13] | yǒu rén xū yào kā fēi ma? shì de, zhè lǐ |
| [01:02.64] | ō, nǐ kàn! |
| [01:04.01] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 09 jí qì qiú fēi le |
| [01:52.52] | dǎ rǎo yī xià, xiān shēng. nín shì zhè lǐ de lǎo zhǔ gù le |
| [01:56.29] | bù zhī dào nín shì fǒu néng kǎo lǜ yù zhī yì diǎn xiǎo fèi gěi wǒ? |
| [02:02.77] | suàn wǒ méi shuō. wǒ wèi yǐ qián yòng kā fēi pō dào nín biǎo shì qiàn yì |
| [02:09.31] | hái chà 98 kuài 5 |
| [02:12.74] | nǐ zhī dào lǎo bà lǎo mā yào qù bō duō lí gè guò gǎn ēn jié ma? |
| [02:17.68] | bù, tā men bú huì tā men yào qù. Blymens yāo qǐng le tā men |
| [02:21.89] | nǐ luàn jiǎng |
| [02:24.32] | wǒ méi yǒu luàn jiǎng nǐ jiù shì zài luàn jiǎng |
| [02:28.13] | wǒ gāng hé tā men tōng guò diàn huà |
| [02:31.56] | wǒ yào dǎ diàn huà gěi mā mā |
| [02:38.00] | hēi, hēi hēi |
| [02:41.74] | zhè lǐ shì" jǐn jí qiú zhù bù", nǐ huà le zhuāng ma? |
| [02:48.08] | shì de. cóng jīn tiān qǐ, wǒ de zhèng shì shēn fèn jiù shì qiáo yī. cuī bǐ ān ní, yǎn yuán jiān mó tè |
| [02:54.32] | zhēn yǒu qù, yīn wèi wǒ zhèng xiǎng shuō: nǐ kàn qǐ lái gèng xiàng, qiáo yī. cuī bǐ ān ní, nán rén jiān nǚ rén |
| [03:01.00] | nǐ gěi shén me dāng mó tè? nǐ zhī dào nèi xiē chéng shì miǎn fèi mén zhěn de zhāo tiē huà ma? |
| [03:05.06] | wa, nà nǐ bù jiù chéng le nèi xiē " jiàn kāng yī zú" zhōng de yī yuán le ma? |
| [03:08.83] | nà gè xiào chuǎn bìng rén hái zhēn kě ài nǐ zhī dào nǐ wèi shí me dài yán ma? |
| [03:13.07] | bù zhī dào, dàn shì wǒ tīng shuō nǎo mó yán hái shǎo rén, suǒ yǐ |
| [03:17.38] | zhù nǐ hǎo yùn, lǎo xiōng. wǒ xī wàng nǐ néng rǎn shàng xiè xiè |
| [03:24.58] | hǎo ba, nǐ shì duì de tā men zěn néng pāo xià wǒ men bù guǎn? zhè kě shì gǎn ēn jié |
| [03:28.82] | wǒ zài wǒ nà ér zuò dùn dà cān, zěn me yàng? wǒ huì zuò dé hé mā mā de wèi yí yàng de |
| [03:33.56] | nǐ huì nòng chéng kuài de tǔ dòu ní gěi wǒ chī ma? |
| [03:37.40] | zhè gè, tā men zhēn bù gāi bǎ tǔ dòu wǒ zuò tǔ dòu kuài |
| [03:42.80] | qiáo yī, nǐ yào huí jiā, shì ma? méi cuò |
| [03:45.-2] | qián dé, nǐ hái zài dǐ zhì suǒ yǒu qīng jiào tú de jié rì ma? |
| [03:50.11] | dāng rán, tā men zhōng de rèn hé yí gè fēi bǐ, nǐ yào hé nǐ nǎi nǎi yì qǐ guò? |
| [03:54.68] | shì de, hái yǒu tā de nán péng yǒu |
| [03:56.25] | dàn wǒ men zhī zài 12 yuè qìng zhù, yīn wèi tā nǎo zi yǒu diǎn luàn |
| [04:03.76] | nà me, nǐ xīng qī sì yǒu kòng le |
| [04:07.19] | shì de. ō, wǒ néng lái ma? dāng rán |
| [04:11.20] | ruì qiū, nǐ dìng xià lái yào qù wéi ěr ma? méi cuò." xiū, xiū, xiū!" |
| [04:16.67] | hái chà 102 yuán jiù kě chéng háng wǒ jì de gāng cái bù hái shì 98 kuài 5 |
| [04:20.51] | méi cuò, dàn wǒ yòu shuāi le yí gè bēi zi |
| [04:24.91] | wǒ dào kǎ luó nà lǐ qù ooh, ooh! wǒ men gàn ma bù jiào shàng tā? |
| [04:30.28] | yīn wèi tā shì wǒ de qián qī, ér qiě tā kě néng hái xiǎng dài shàng tā de |
| [04:35.-4] | nǚ tóng zhì! |
| [04:46.66] | kǎ luó zài ma? |
| [04:49.03] | tā kāi jiào gōng huì qù le ō, wǒ guò lái xiǎng bǎ wǒ de tóu gǔ ná zǒu |
| [04:54.74] | , bú shì wǒ de, shì |
| [04:58.48] | jìn lái! xiè xiè |
| [05:00.45] | xiè xiè. shì zhè yàng, kǎ luó shàng huí jiè zǒu shàng kè yòng de wǒ xiàn zài dé ná huí qù huán gěi bó wù guǎn |
| [05:04.85] | tā shì shén me yàng zi? jiù xiàng yī zhāng méi yǒu pí de dà liǎn |
| [05:10.59] | shì de, wǒ yǒu diǎn yìn xiàng |
| [05:15.19] | wǒ men lái zhǎo zhǎo kàn. hǎo ba |
| [05:23.-2] | wa, nǐ men yǒu zhè me duō jiǎng zěn yàng chéng wéi yī míng nǚ tóng zhì de shū |
| [05:30.78] | , nǐ zhī dào ma, nǐ bì xū jiē shòu yī mén kè chéng |
| [05:36.01] | fǒu zé, tā men bù ràng nǐ dāng tóng xìng liàn |
| [05:46.76] | hēi, hēi, Yertle the Turtle. jīng diǎn zuò pǐn |
| [05:50.73] | méi cuò, wǒ xiàn zài zài niàn gěi bǎo bǎo tīng |
| [05:55.70] | ō, nà gè hái méi chū shēng de bǎo bǎo? |
| [05:59.00] | nǐ zhè bú shì fēng le? |
| [06:03.94] | shén me, nǐ jué de bǎo bǎo zài lǐ miàn tīng bu dào shēng yīn? |
| [06:07.48] | shǎo lái, wǒ de yì sī shì zhēn de nǐ zhēn de bǎo bǎo shuō huà ma? |
| [06:12.-1] | dāng rán, jīng cháng shuō. wǒ yào ràng bǎo bǎo jì zhù wǒ de shēng yīn |
| [06:19.52] | nà, nǐ tí dào guò wǒ ma? |
| [06:24.73] | yǒu de, cháng shì. zhēn de? |
| [06:28.10] | dàn shì, , wǒ men chēng nǐ wèi tí gōng jīng yè de BoBo |
| [06:44.-4] | bù xíng, rú guǒ tā hé bǎo bǎo shuō huà nà wǒ yě yīng gāi yǒu yī xiē" dǔ zi tán huà shí jiān" |
| [06:49.49] | dàn zhè bù biǎo shì wǒ xiāng xìn zhè gè |
| [06:51.66] | ō, wǒ xiāng xìn. wǒ jué de bǎo bǎo shén me dōu néng tīng jiàn |
| [06:55.53] | zhēn de? wǒ kě yǐ yǎn shì gěi nǐ kàn. kě néng huì yǒu diǎn guài yì |
| [06:58.63] | nǐ dé bǎ nǐ de tóu fàng zài zhè zhǐ huǒ jī lǐ miàn |
| [07:02.43] | rán hòu dà huǒ ér shuō huà, nǐ kěn dìng néng tīng dào wǒ men shuō de |
| [07:07.44] | wǒ xiǎng shuō wǒ wán quán zàn chéng zhè gè shí yàn |
| [07:12.14] | ér qiě, wǒ hái fēi cháng xiǎng bǎ nǐ de nǎo dài tú shàng huáng yóu |
| [07:19.32] | hēi ruì qiū, qián ná dào méi yǒu? |
| [07:22.22] | méi yǒu, dōu guān mén le wàng diào wéi ěr ba, wàng diào jiā tíng tuán jù ba |
| [07:26.32] | wàng diào" xiū, xiū, xiū." ba |
| [07:31.70] | ruì qiū, nǐ de xìn xiè xiè, fàng zài zhuō shàng jiù xíng le |
| [07:37.30] | bù, zhè shì nǐ de xìn! |
| [07:41.74] | xiè xiè, nǐ bǎ tā fàng zài zhuō zi shàng jiù xíng le |
| [07:45.94] | nǐ bù xiǎng xiàn zài jiù dǎ kāi tā ma? |
| [07:50.35] | ō, tiān na! nǐ men zhēn hǎo! |
| [07:55.89] | dà huǒ còu de |
| [07:58.36] | dà huǒ? nǐ qiàn wǒ 20 kuài |
| [08:01.23] | xiè xiè! tài gǎn xiè le! |
| [08:04.00] | qián dé, zhè shì nǐ de gǎn ēn jié dà cān nǐ de xī hóng shì tāng |
| [08:08.10] | nǐ de nǎi lào zá bàn huò nǐ de tè dà hào yáng cōng xiǎo chī |
| [08:12.34] | děng děng, qián dé, zhè shì nǐ de gǎn ēn jié wǎn cān ma? nǐ hé zhè gè jié dào dǐ yǒu shén me guò bù qù de? |
| [08:19.-1] | hǎo ba, wǒ 9 suì nà nián ō, wǒ yàn wù zhè gè gù shì |
| [08:22.41] | wǒ men quán jiā gāng gāng chī wán yī dùn fēng shèng de gǎn ēn jié dà cān. wǒ |
| [08:26.88] | sāi le mǎn zuǐ de nán guā pài |
| [08:29.25] | wǒ de fù mǔ jiù xuǎn zé nà huì lái gào sù wǒ: tā men yào lí hūn le |
| [08:33.19] | ō, tiān! |
| [08:34.73] | shì de. yī dàn nǐ yǒu guò zhè yàng de fù miàn yìn xiàng jiù hěn nán duì gǎn ēn jié dà cān yǒu xìng qù le |
| [08:42.80] | zhè shì shén me? wǒ cóng méi zài mā mā de gǎn ēn jié dà cān zhōng kàn dào zhè gè |
| [08:46.74] | zhè shì hóng shǔ Hello. |
| [08:50.41] | zhè bú shì hóng shǔ. hóng shǔ dōu shì fàng zài zǐ sè guàn tou lǐ de |
| [08:56.-4] | bú shì de, hóng shǔ bú shì fàng zài zhè lǐ de |
| [08:59.75] | luó sī, bú yào yòng nà zhǒng cuò wù de fāng fǎ, guò lái bāng máng |
| [09:18.20] | |
| [09:20.67] | wǒ men yì qǐ gōng zuò guò yǒu ma? |
| [09:23.61] | shì de, zài Macy bǎi huò nǐ shì nà gè" mí huàn" nǚ láng, duì ba? |
| [09:27.38] | shì de wǒ shì nà mài" ā lā mǐ xiāng shuǐ" de |
| [09:31.35] | ā lā mǐ? ā lā mǐ? ó, xiǎng qǐ lái le |
| [09:37.22] | wǒ dé shuō, nǐ shì nà lǐ miàn zuì bàng de shǎo lái le! |
| [09:40.79] | wǒ shì shuō zhēn de. nǐ tài ràng rén chī jīng le nǐ de biǎo yǎn shì nà yàng zhāng chí yǒu dù |
| [09:46.03] | zhēn de ma? wǒ shòu chǒng ruò jīng le |
| [09:51.94] | nǐ jīn wǎn wén qǐ lái miào jí le. nǐ shēn shàng shì shén me? |
| [09:56.84] | shén me yě méi yǒu! |
| [10:07.59] | nǐ xiǎng bù xiǎng qù hē shàng yī bēi? hǎo de, ó |
| [10:14.33] | zěn me le? wǒ gāng xiǎng qǐ, wǒ hái yǒu yào jǐn de shì yào zuò |
| [10:18.13] | ō, shén me shì qíng? |
| [10:21.93] | lí kāi děng děng, hēi, děng děng! |
| [10:34.93] | mǎ lǐ ào méi yǒu gào sù nǐ de shì tā yǒu xìng bìng nǐ yǒng yuǎn wú cóng zhī dào shuí huì rǎn shàng tā" guǎng gào cí |
| [11:08.28] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ men dōu kàn jiàn le |
| [11:10.72] | shén me? kàn jiàn shén me? |
| [11:12.25] | bù, wǒ men zhǐ shì zài xiào. nǐ zhī dào, xiào yě shì huì chuán rǎn de |
| [11:35.84] | wǒ dé lìng zhǎo gè dì fāng guò gǎn ēn jié le wǒ quán jiā dōu rèn wéi wǒ yǒu huā liǔ bìng |
| [11:41.48] | jīn yè, cǐ huā nù fàng |
| [11:53.19] | , kàn qǐ lái bù cuò. Ok |
| [11:55.13] | píng guǒ jiǔ gǎo dìng, huǒ jī gǎo dìng, hóng shǔ gǎo dìng |
| [12:00.33] | zěn me le? |
| [12:02.-2] | wǒ bù zhī dào. mā mā bù zài chú fáng gǎn jué jiù shì bù yí yàng |
| [12:06.94] | gòu le! chū qù bié fán wǒ! |
| [12:09.51] | yǒu diǎn xiàng le |
| [12:12.78] | wǒ ná dào piào le! wǒ ná dào piào le! |
| [12:14.75] | zài guò 5 gè xiǎo shí wǒ jiù yào " xiū, xiū, xiū." |
| [12:19.05] | ō, bié" xiū" le, hǎo ma? Ok, wǒ qù shōu shí xíng lǐ |
| [12:23.75] | qián dé, nǐ jīn wǎn huì lái ma? |
| [12:25.49] | bù, wǒ xǐ huān hé huān lè bǎo chí ān quán jù lí! |
| [12:29.93] | zhù yì, nán guā pài lái le! |
| [12:39.80] | nǐ zài sāi tián liào de shí hòu wǒ men dōu yǒu xiào, dàn shì zhè huì bù hǎo xiào le |
| [12:45.11] | wèi, mò ní kǎ, wǒ yǒu yí gè wèn tí wǒ méi kàn jiàn yǒu tǎ tè jiǔ |
| [12:49.65] | zhè bù jiào wèn tí! dàn shì wǒ de mā mā zǒng shì zuò de. hǎo xiàng shì gè chuán tǒng |
| [12:54.45] | nòng diǎn huǒ jī ròu zài chā zǐ shàng, pèi shàng diǎn lán méi, hái yǒu tǎ tè jiǔ! |
| [13:00.49] | yīn wèi wǒ de" bìng", wǒ bù néng yǔ jiā rén tuán jù le, zhēn zāo gāo tòu le |
| [13:07.90] | hǎo ba, hǎo ba |
| [13:09.47] | jīn wǎn de tǔ dòu ní huì yǒu chéng kuài de hé yǒu jiǔ wèi de |
| [13:17.44] | wǒ yào qù hé hái méi chū shēng de bǎo bǎo shuō huà le |
| [13:22.28] | mā mā cóng bù dǎ wǒ |
| [13:28.69] | gǎo dìng le |
| [13:31.09] | gàn má, fēi bǐ, nǐ zài jiǎo làn tǔ dòu ma? luó sī yào chī kuài zhuàng de! |
| [13:36.29] | ō, hěn bào qiàn |
| [13:38.20] | ō, wǒ yǐ wéi jiǎo làn le yǐ hòu, kě yǐ jiā yī xiē wān dòu hé yáng cōng |
| [13:43.63] | wèi shí me wǒ men yào nà yàng zuò? |
| [13:45.20] | , yīn wèi wǒ mā dōu shì nà yàng zuò de, nǐ zhī dào, zài tā qù shì zhī qián |
| [13:52.08] | hǎo ba, dì 3 zhǒng chī fǎ chū xiàn |
| [13:57.25] | dà huǒ, zài jiàn. gǎn xiè nǐ men |
| [14:01.22] | bào qiàn! ō, bào qiàn! |
| [14:06.49] | zuì bù kě sī yì shì qíng fā shēng le! " diǎn tóu gǒu" gāng gāng fēi le! |
| [14:10.56] | nà gè qì qiú ma? bù, shì zhēn dí kǎ tōng rén wù |
| [14:15.60] | dāng rán shì nà gè qì qiú! |
| [14:18.54] | bǎi huò qián tā duàn xiàn le hòu lái zài huá shèng dùn guǎng chǎng gōng yuán shàng yòu bèi fā xiàn le |
| [14:23.51] | wǒ yào shàng wū dǐng qù kàn, shuí yào qù? wǒ bù qù le |
| [14:27.34] | lái ba. 80 yīng chǐ zhǎng de chōng qì gǒu zài chéng shì shàng kōng yóu dàng jī bù kě shī ó? |
| [14:31.58] | tài nán de le |
| [14:33.62] | ná shàng yào shi ok |
| [14:41.43] | rèn hé shí hòu zhǐ yào nǐ zhǔn bèi hǎo le |
| [14:43.86] | hǎo de, hǎo de, kāi shǐ |
| [14:52.20] | zhè lǐ ma, wǒ de duì zhe nǎ lǐ shuō? |
| [14:56.37] | wǒ de yì sī shì: hǎo xiàng zhǐ yǒu nà yàng cái néng ràng tā tīng jiàn, dàn shì |
| [15:02.08] | duì zhe gǔ chū lái de dì fāng jiù kě yǐ |
| [15:05.-4] | |
| [15:06.82] | hǎo de, kāi shǐ le |
| [15:17.90] | nǐ zhī dào, wǒ, nǐ zhī dào, wǒ zuò bù chū lái |
| [15:21.87] | ō, zhè tài qí guài le. wǒ gǎn dào zì jǐ xiàng gè shǎ guā |
| [15:25.00] | nà nǐ jiù bié shuō le nǐ bù bì yīn wèi sū shān zuò le nǐ jiù fēi děi zuò |
| [15:29.81] | nǐ hǎo ma? bǎo bǎo! nǐ hǎo, nǐ hǎo |
| [15:34.58] | dà gǒu zài gōng yuán shàng de shí hòu tǐng hǎo wán de |
| [15:38.85] | shì de, dàn shì tā men bì xū bǎ tā shè xià lái ma? zhēn shì zuò niè |
| [15:43.52] | xiàn zài huǒ jī yīng gāi shì wài jiāo |
| [15:47.69] | ér qiě lǐ nèn le |
| [15:50.46] | hái zhàn zài zhè lǐ gàn ma? |
| [15:52.46] | děng nǐ kāi mén. nǐ ná de yào shi méi yǒu, wǒ méi ná |
| [15:56.70] | wǒ méi yǒu |
| [15:59.17] | nǐ ná le. chū lái de shí hòu, nǐ shuō ná le yào shi |
| [16:03.54] | wǒ méi yǒu. wǒ shuō:" ná shàng yào shi"? |
| [16:08.65] | bù bù bù. nǐ shì shuō:" ná le yào shi" |
| [16:11.92] | nǐ men liǎ dōu méi dài? |
| [16:16.09] | kǎo lú hái kāi zhe ō, wǒ dé ná wǒ de piào! |
| [16:19.22] | děng děng, wǒ men yǒu yī bǎ nǐ jiā de bèi yòng yào shi kuài qù ná, kuài qù! |
| [16:22.46] | nǐ zhè zhǒng yǔ qì wú fǎ jiā kuài wǒ de sù dù |
| [16:25.60] | qiáo yī! zhè hái còu hé |
| [16:30.53] | měi ge rén dōu duì wǒ shuō: nǐ dé xuǎn gè zhuān yè |
| [16:35.64] | yú shì wǒ gǔ qǐ yǒng qì tiāo le gǔ shēng wù xué |
| [16:40.44] | kě néng nǐ bù dǒng wǒ zhèng shuō shí mǒ wǒ men dé miàn duì xiàn shí, nǐ hái shì yí gè tāi ér |
| [16:47.28] | nǐ yīng gāi gāo xìng yīn wèi nǐ bú huì zài yǒu sāi |
| [16:51.56] | nǐ bù yòng lǎo shì shuō huà, nǐ yě kě yǐ duì tā chàng gē |
| [16:54.83] | ō. bài tuō, wǒ cái bù xiǎng duì zhe nǐ de dǔ zi chàng gē! |
| [16:59.-3] | jìn zhǎn rú hé? |
| [17:01.10] | xū! zhèng máng zhe ne |
| [17:03.07] | yán zhe nèi xiē jiē dào zǒu zhe |
| [17:05.50] | měi rén rén de biǎo qíng dōu hěn kě xiào |
| [17:09.57] | hēi, hēi! |
| [17:14.01] | wèi, ō, nǐ jué zhe dào le ma? shì de, wǒ yǒu |
| [17:17.08] | tā zǒng zhè yàng ma, ō ? bù, méi yǒu, zhè shì dì yī cì |
| [17:20.08] | jiē zhe chàng! jiē zhe chàng! |
| [17:22.35] | hēi, hēi, nǐ shì wǒ de bǎo bǎo, wǒ yǐ jīng děng bù jí xiǎng jiàn nǐ |
| [17:26.89] | děng nǐ chū lái hòu, wǒ huì wèi nǐ mǎi bǎi jí bǐng rán hòu dài nǐ qù dòng wù yuán |
| [17:31.60] | yòu lái le yī cì! zhè cì wǒ yě gǎn jué dào le! |
| [17:34.40] | hēi, hēi, wǒ shì nǐ de bà bà. méi yǒu rǔ fáng de nà gè" |
| [17:42.77] | zhēn shì tài bàng le. xiàn zài yǐ jīng wǔ diǎn le wǒ de fēi jī yǐ jīng cóng dēng jì kǒu tuō zǒu le |
| [17:47.44] | yě xǔ nǐ kě yǐ dā wǎn bān fēi jī méi yǒu le |
| [17:51.08] | nǐ kě yǐ míng tiān qù míng tiān jiù bú shì gǎn ēn jié le! |
| [17:55.02] | wǒ xiǎng ràng nǐ kāi xīn yì diǎn, nǐ què zǒng shì zhōng jiān dǎ duàn wǒ |
| [18:00.12] | nǐ néng kuài yì diǎn ma? |
| [18:02.16] | suǒ yǎn zhǐ yǒu yí gè, ér yào shi yǒu shàng qiān bǎ nǐ suàn suàn kàn |
| [18:06.43] | nǐ zěn me huì yǒu nà me duō yào shi? |
| [18:10.17] | yǐ bèi bù shí zhī xū, jiù xiàng xiàn zài zhè yàng |
| [18:13.40] | nǐ tīng zhe, jiǎ xiào de jiā huo |
| [18:16.17] | yào bú shì nǐ hé nǐ nà gāi sǐ de qì qiú, xiàn zài wǒ jiù zài fēi jī shàng |
| [18:20.11] | duì zhe kōng zhōng xiǎo jiě zhǐ shǒu huà jiǎo le dàn xiàn zài wǒ què bù néng! |
| [18:25.22] | nǐ shuō nǐ dài le yào shi, wǒ fā shì |
| [18:27.25] | bù, méi yǒu. wǒ rú guǒ ná le yào shi, wǒ huì shuō" ná le" xiǎn rán wǒ méi ná nà gāi sǐ de yào shi |
| [18:32.06] | gòu le, bié zài tí yào shi le |
| [18:38.16] | wèi shí me wǒ yīng gāi ná yào shi? |
| [18:41.07] | bù kǎo lǜ nǐ shuō nǐ ná le de shì shí? dàn shì wǒ méi ná |
| [18:44.54] | , nǐ yīng gāi ná wèi shí me? |
| [18:46.07] | yīn wèi! wèi shí me? |
| [18:47.27] | yīn wèi yī qiè shì qíng dōu gāi shì wǒ de zé rèn ma? nán dào wǒ gěi dà jiā zhǔn bèi gǎn ēn jié wǎn cān hái bù gòu ma? |
| [18:52.24] | měi ge rén yào de tǔ dòu ní dōu bù yí yàng wǒ dé zuò gè zhǒng yàng shì de tǔ dòu ní |
| [18:56.68] | yǒu shuí guān xīn guò wǒ yào nǎ zhǒng tǔ dòu ní ma? |
| [19:01.85] | méi yǒu, méi yǒu |
| [19:03.89] | fēi bǐ yào yǒu yáng cōng hé wān dòu de tǔ dòu ní " mǎ lǐ ào" yào yǒu tǎ tè jiǔ kǒu wèi de |
| [19:09.09] | zhè shì wǒ dì yī cì gǎo gǎn ēn jié dà cān |
| [19:13.40] | xiàn zài quán jiāo le, wǒ |
| [19:18.07] | mò ní kǎ, zhǐ yǒu gǒu xiàn zài néng tīng jiàn nǐ shuō de hǎo le, mén yǐ jīng kāi. jìn qù ba |
| [19:28.78] | hǎo ba, qián dé, bié bǎ yào shi diū le. bù |
| [19:35.69] | , huǒ jī shāo jiāo le |
| [19:39.-3] | tǔ dòu wán le, tǔ dòu wán le, tǔ dòu wán le |
| [19:43.83] | wǒ men yán zhe"? |
| [19:45.86] | zǒu xià qù |
| [19:49.90] | mā mā de chú fáng kě bú shì zhè gè wèi |
| [19:54.07] | bù xiàng shì ba? nǐ bú shì yào tǔ dòu kuài ma luó sī? hǎo, ná qù, huǒ jì. zhè lǐ dào yǒu yí gè! |
| [20:00.28] | bú yào duì wǒ hǒu. shì nǐ bǎ wǎn fàn shāo zháo le hāi, bú yào ràng tā zài fā biāo la! |
| [20:06.15] | ō, tiān na, fēi jī yǐ jīng fēi zǒu le kàn lái wǒ zhǐ néng liú xià lái hé nǐ men dāi zài yì qǐ le |
| [20:11.76] | wǒ men běn lái dōu yǒu gè bù cuò de jì huà de zhè bú shì dà huǒ de dì yí gè xuǎn zé |
| [20:16.06] | ō, zhēn de ma? nà wǒ hé kǔ wèi shí me zuò zhè dùn fēng shèng de gǎn ēn jié dà cān? |
| [20:21.43] | nǐ guǎn zhè jiào fēng shèng ma? gěi wǒ ān jìng! |
| [20:26.10] | bì zuǐ, bì zuǐ, bì zuǐ! |
| [20:28.81] | zhōng yú yǒu le diǎn gǎn ēn jié de qì fēn le |
| [20:37.71] | huá xuě |
| [20:40.22] | xiū, xiū, xiū. |
| [20:44.39] | xiū |
| [20:47.59] | ō! shén me? |
| [20:49.59] | chǒu lòu luǒ nán zhèng cóng kǎo lú zhōng qǔ chū tā de huǒ jī |
| [20:54.16] | shuí zài hu a? tā gāng gāng zuò dào ròu tāng lǐ le |
| [20:59.90] | ō, wǒ de tiān. chǒu lòu luǒ nán bú shì yí ge rén |
| [21:03.17] | tā zhèng hé yí gè chǒu lòu luǒ nǚ gòng jìn gǎn ēn jié wǎn cān |
| [21:09.05] | wǒ dé kàn kàn |
| [21:14.-4] | chǒu lòu luǒ nán zhēn shuǎng! |
| [21:16.69] | luǒ wǔ kāi chǎng le! |
| [21:20.02] | yǒu rén péi zhēn hǎo |
| [21:33.57] | kě yǐ qiè le ma? |
| [21:35.54] | zěn yàng dōu xíng dāng rán kě yǐ |
| [21:42.68] | shuí xiǎng yào qiǎn sè qǐ sī, shuí xiǎng yào shēn sè qǐ sī? |
| [21:46.45] | wǒ yì diǎn yě bù xiǎng zhī dào shēn sè qǐ sī shì zěn me lái de |
| [21:50.32] | yǒu rén xiǎng yào hé wǒ fēn zhè kuài ma? ō, wǒ yào |
| [21:53.09] | nǐ men bì xū xiān xǔ gè yuàn wàng. xǔ yuàn? |
| [21:56.69] | lái ba, zhè shì gǎn. ēn. jié! |
| [22:03.57] | ō! nǐ dé dào dà bàn le. nǐ xǔ de shén me yuàn? |
| [22:07.44] | dé dào dà bàn |
| [22:11.38] | wǒ jìng gè wèi yī bēi |
| [22:14.31] | lái yī bēi, ding ding |
| [22:16.91] | wǒ zhī dào zhè bú shì nǐ men běn lái jì huà de gǎn ēn jié |
| [22:19.82] | dàn shì duì wǒ lái shuō, zhè yàng yě tǐng bàng de |
| [22:24.00] | wǒ xiǎng, zhè shì yīn wèi tā méi hé lí hūn huò zhě ǒu tù dā jiè |
| [22:31.43] | rú guǒ nǐ qù le wéi ěr, rú guǒ nǐ méi lí hūn |
| [22:35.80] | nǐ méi yǒu" méi dú" nèi xiē wán yì |
| [22:42.-2] | wǒ men jiù bù néng yì qǐ guò |
| [22:44.14] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiǎng shuō de jiù shì: |
| [22:47.11] | xiè tiān xiè dì nǐ men de gǎn ēn jié jì huà dōu zá le |
| [22:52.78] | zhēn shì gǎn rén! xiè xiè |
| [22:58.16] | zhù nǐ yǒu gè zāo gāo de shèng dàn jié. hái yǒu yí gè shī bài de xīn nián |
| [23:01.93] | gàn! gàn! |
| [23:14.93] | xiǎo biàn shī jìn! |
| [23:20.33] | tíng zhǐ jiā tíng bào lì ! |
| [23:22.33] | yǒu zhì chuāng ma? |
| [23:26.33] | sān cì" dōng ní jiǎng" huò dé zhě |