| 歌曲 | Friends S01E10 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [03:37.-3] | -Phoebe,you' re on. -Oh,good. |
| [05:14.-3] | Sorry,l |
| [06:15.-4] | I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. |
| [08:42.-2] | Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie. |
| [09:31.-1] | The longer I waited,the more phenomenal the kiss had to be. |
| [10:55.-2] | -Your ex-boyfriend? -Yeah. - |
| [12:37.-2] | If you see him,tell him to pack. We are going to Minsk. |
| [13:16.-2] | Congratulations! This is so exciting! |
| [15:03.-4] | Of course,we were,but Forgive and forget. |
| [17:51.-4] | -Ow! -Okay. |
| [18:41.-3] | ... but at least check in. |
| [18:59.-1] | Kill me. Kill me now. |
| [20:02.-4] | Let me talk to you for just a sec. |
| [20:15.-3] | -l' m sorry. -Yeah,yeah,okay. - |
| [20:27.-2] | All right,Janice,that's it! |
| [22:34.-3] | ... because you don't wanna start the year with me if you can't finish it. |
| [24:00.-1] | ... but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. |
| [00:05.92] | All right! You guys, it's starting to snow. |
| [00:09.75] | And look,Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes. |
| [00:14.16] | Where? |
| [00:16.43] | Oh. Well. |
| [00:19.30] | That's festive. |
| [00:23.50] | Guys,there's somebody I'd like you to meet. |
| [00:29.54] | Wait,wait. What is that? |
| [00:31.48] | -That's Marcel. Wanna say hi? -No,I don't. - |
| [00:34.68] | -He's cute! Where'd you get him? -My friend Bethel saved him from a lab. - |
| [00:39.42] | That is so cruel. |
| [00:41.00] | Why would a parent name their child Bethel? |
| [00:47.39] | That monkey's got a Ross on his ass. |
| [00:54.67] | Is he gonna live with you in your apartment? |
| [00:57.84] | Yeah. It's been kind of quiet since Carol left. |
| [01:01.24] | Why not get a roommate? |
| [01:03.24] | You reach a certain age,having a roommate is just kind of pathet |
| [01:11.05] | That's " pathet. " Sanskrit for " really cool way to live. |
| [01:16.86] | The One With the Monkey |
| [02:04.90] | I' m doing new material tonight. |
| [02:07.41] | I have 1 2 songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman. |
| [02:14.18] | You might wanna open with the snowman. |
| [02:18.08] | -Hi,Joey. -Hey,buddy. |
| [02:20.55] | -So how'd it go? -I didn't get the job. - |
| [02:25.66] | How could you not? You were Santa last year. |
| [02:29.66] | Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. |
| [02:35.03] | He's not even jolly. It's all political. |
| [02:38.10] | -What are you gonna be? -One of his helpers. - |
| [02:41.57] | It's just such a slap in the face, you know? |
| [02:44.78] | Do you know what you' re doing for New Year's? |
| [02:49.38] | Hey,what? What is wrong with New Year's? |
| [02:52.32] | You have Paolo. You don't have to face the pressure... |
| [02:56.82] | ...of finding lips to kiss when the ball drops! |
| [03:01.03] | Man,I'm talking loud! |
| [03:04.33] | Paolo's gonna be in Rome this New Year's. |
| [03:08.03] | -I'll be just as pathetic as you. -Yeah,you wish. - |
| [03:13.84] | I've got an idea. Dinner. |
| [03:16.21] | It's perfect. We'll put it between lunch and breakfast. |
| [03:21.75] | I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. |
| [03:25.72] | I say this year,we make a pact. Just the six of us. Dinner. |
| [03:30.16] | -Sure. -Fine. |
| [03:31.76] | I was hoping for more enthusiasm. |
| [03:39.66] | Hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand... |
| [03:43.60] | ... Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [03:49.24] | Hi. Thanks. Hi. hi. |
| [03:52.44] | I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me. |
| [04:01.69] | I made a man with eyes of coal |
| [04:05.02] | And a smile so bewitching |
| [04:08.89] | How was I supposed to know |
| [04:11.70] | That my mom was dead in the kitchen? |
| [04:21.71] | My mother's ashes |
| [04:24.54] | Even her eyelashes |
| [04:27.81] | Are resting in a little yellow jar |
| [04:36.35] | And sometimes when it's freezing |
| [04:39.82] | I feel a little sneezy |
| [04:42.86] | And now I Excuse me? Excuse me? Yeah,noisy boys. |
| [04:49.17] | Is it something you'd like to share with the group? |
| [04:54.07] | No. No,that's okay. |
| [04:56.77] | If it's important enough while I'm playing... |
| [04:59.91] | ...it's important enough for everyone else. |
| [05:03.31] | That guy's going home with a note. |
| [05:11.52] | -I was just saying -Speak up. - |
| [05:16.13] | I was saying you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. |
| [05:20.73] | And he said that Daryl Hannah... |
| [05:23.13] | ...was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. |
| [05:26.67] | I said I liked her in Splash, but not Wall Street. |
| [05:30.07] | I thought she had a hard quality. |
| [05:34.11] | While Daryl is beautiful in a conventional way... |
| [05:37.62] | ...you are luminous with a kind of delicate grace. |
| [05:43.76] | Then that's when you started yelling. |
| [05:54.63] | We're gonna take a short break. |
| [06:01.11] | That guy's going home with more than a note. |
| [06:09.05] | Come here,Marcel. Sit here. |
| [06:18.12] | By my sixth date with Paolo, he'd already named both my breasts. |
| [06:26.23] | Did I just share too much? |
| [06:29.93] | Just a smidge. |
| [06:32.44] | David's,like,a scientist guy. He's very methodical. |
| [06:36.24] | -I think it's romantic. -Me too! - |
| [06:38.51] | Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? |
| [06:42.28] | He's kind of like the guy I went to see that with. |
| [06:50.79] | Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter. |
| [06:55.59] | I just wanna be with him all the time. |
| [06:58.70] | You know,day and night. And night and day. |
| [07:02.27] | And special occasions. |
| [07:07.17] | I see. You're gonna ask him to New Year's. |
| [07:10.44] | -She's gonna break the pact. -No! No,no. |
| [07:14.71] | No. Yeah,could I just? |
| [07:19.62] | -Yeah. I already asked Janice. -What? - |
| [07:22.65] | This was a pact! This was your pact! |
| [07:25.59] | I couldn't handle the pressure. I snapped! |
| [07:28.43] | But that was the worst breakup in history! |
| [07:31.66] | I'm not saying it was a good idea. I snapped! |
| [07:36.43] | Hi,sorry I'm late. |
| [07:47.81] | Too many jokes. |
| [07:51.15] | Must mock Joey. |
| [07:55.02] | Nice shoes,huh? |
| [07:57.86] | God,you're killing me! |
| [08:01.73] | Ross,he's playing with my spatulas again! |
| [08:05.20] | -He's not gonna hurt them,right? -Do you always have to bring him? - |
| [08:11.24] | I didn't wanna leave him alone. We had our first fight this morning. |
| [08:17.74] | It has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean. |
| [08:24.82] | He threw some feces. |
| [08:30.46] | If you're working late, I can look in on him. |
| [08:33.69] | That would be great! |
| [08:35.73] | But make sure it seems like you're there to see him. |
| [08:39.70] | You're not doing it for me. |
| [08:51.54] | But you can't actually test this theory. |
| [08:54.31] | T oday's particle accelerators aren't powerful enough... |
| [08:58.72] | -...to simulate these conditions. -I have a question then. - |
| [09:03.15] | -Yeah? -Do you plan on kissing me ever? |
| [09:09.86] | That's definitely a valid question, and the answer... |
| [09:14.70] | ...would be yes. Yes,I was. |
| [09:22.84] | But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... |
| [09:26.24] | ...at a phenomenal moment because it's you. |
| [09:29.68] | Sure. |
| [09:35.19] | Now,it's just gotta be one of those things where l... |
| [09:39.52] | ...sweep everything off the table. … |
| [09:42.76] | And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:45.86] | David,I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:50.10] | I mean,you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body. |
| [09:55.41] | -Really? -I'm sure |
| [09:57.11] | You should just do it. Just throw me. |
| [10:03.41] | -Now? -Yeah,right now. Just.... |
| [10:05.92] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [10:10.69] | You know what? This is really expensive. |
| [10:14.63] | And this was a gift. |
| [10:17.73] | -Now you' re just tidying up. -Okay. - |
| [10:25.07] | -You want me to throw you? -I can hop. - |
| [10:44.46] | T ell me something,what does " no-date pact" mean to you? |
| [10:48.73] | It's just that Chandler and Phoebe have somebody. |
| [10:52.80] | I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby. |
| [10:57.40] | -You know more than one Fun Bobby? -I happen to know a Fun Bob. - |
| [11:03.91] | -Okay. Here we go. -There's no room for milk. - |
| [11:13.82] | There. Now there is. |
| [11:16.15] | So on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates. |
| [11:21.03] | -Four. -Five. |
| [11:24.23] | Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight. |
| [11:27.10] | And I met this really hot single mom at the store. |
| [11:31.17] | What's an elf to do? |
| [11:33.54] | So I'll be the only one alone when the ball drops? |
| [11:38.14] | We'll have a big party, and no one will know who's with who. |
| [11:42.55] | I'll know. This is so not what I needed right now. |
| [11:46.68] | -What's the matter? -Oh,it's Marcel. - |
| [11:51.72] | He's angry with me. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out. |
| [11:56.83] | He's walking around all the time, dragging his hands. |
| [12:01.17] | That's weird. I had a blast with him. |
| [12:04.44] | -Really? -We played,watched TV. - |
| [12:06.67] | That juggling thing is amazing. |
| [12:12.14] | What juggling thing? |
| [12:14.85] | With the socks? I figured you taught him that. |
| [12:18.65] | No. |
| [12:21.02] | It wasn't that big a deal. Just socks. And a melon. |
| [12:29.26] | -Phoebe! -Max. Do you know everybody? - |
| [12:32.06] | No. Have you seen David? |
| [12:35.23] | He hasn't been around. |
| [12:41.14] | -Minsk? -Minsk. It's in Russia. |
| [12:44.74] | I know where Minsk is. |
| [12:48.21] | We got the grant. Three years,all expenses paid. |
| [12:52.32] | And if you're gonna do Minsk, that's the way to go. |
| [12:56.65] | -So when do you leave? -January 1 st. - |
| [13:07.06] | -Hello? -What? Hey. Hi. - |
| [13:12.17] | -What are you doing here? -Max told me about Minsk. - |
| [13:20.14] | It'd be even more exciting if we were going. |
| [13:23.31] | Oh,you're not going? Oh,why? |
| [13:27.18] | T ell her. " I don't wanna go... |
| [13:29.42] | ...to work with Lipson, Yamaguchi and Flank. … |
| [13:32.89] | I wanna stay and make out with my girlfriend! " |
| [13:36.36] | Okay,thank you,Max. Thank you. |
| [13:40.36] | So you're really not going? |
| [13:42.53] | I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just.... |
| [13:45.87] | How can I leave you? I just found you. |
| [13:48.77] | Oh,David. But what are you gonna do? |
| [13:54.68] | I don't know. You decide. |
| [13:57.21] | -Don't do that. -But l' m asking you. - |
| [14:00.25] | -I can't make a decision. Just -Okay. Stay. - |
| [14:06.19] | -Stay. -Stay. - |
| [14:15.63] | Getting so good at that! |
| [14:19.34] | It was Max's stuff. |
| [14:29.38] | I love this artichoke thing. |
| [14:32.32] | Don't tell me what's in it. The diet starts tomorrow. |
| [14:40.32] | You remember Janice. |
| [14:43.69] | Vividly. |
| [14:45.90] | -How are you? -I am fantastic. - |
| [14:49.83] | Now. … |
| [14:52.50] | It's amazing. We've been back together for what... |
| [14:56.44] | -...Iike 1 0 minutes,and -ls that all? -… |
| [15:00.58] | It's like we were never apart. |
| [15:06.58] | Well,forget. |
| [15:19.80] | -Hi. -Hi,l' m Sandy. -Hi -Hi, |
| [15:21.43] | Sandy,hi. Come on in. |
| [15:33.78] | -You brought your kids. -Yeah. That's okay,right? - |
| [15:40.08] | -Party! -That thing is not coming in here! - |
| [15:44.59] | This is how you greet guests? |
| [15:47.32] | If I showed up with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome? |
| [15:52.53] | Your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. |
| [15:56.80] | He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. |
| [16:02.01] | And for him to have the courage to walk back in here... |
| [16:06.51] | ...Iike nothing happened |
| [16:09.08] | All right. All right. Just keep him away from me. |
| [16:12.55] | Thank you. Come on,Marcel. |
| [16:15.29] | What do you say you and I mingle? |
| [16:18.89] | All right,I'll catch up with you later. |
| [16:28.60] | Oh,my gosh! Rachel,honey,are you okay? |
| [16:33.67] | -Where's Paolo? -Rome. Jerk missed his flight. - |
| [16:39.08] | And then your face exploded? |
| [16:42.78] | No. |
| [16:44.65] | Okay. I was at the airport getting into a cab... |
| [16:48.69] | ...when this woman,this blond planet with a pocketbook... |
| [16:53.82] | ...starts yelling. Something about how it was her cab first. |
| [16:58.30] | The next thing,she just starts pulling me out by my hair! |
| [17:02.60] | And I was blowing my attack whistle thingy... |
| [17:05.70] | ...and three more cabs show up. |
| [17:08.47] | So as I'm going to get into a cab, she tackles me! |
| [17:13.54] | And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. |
| [17:22.49] | Everybody having fun at the party? |
| [17:26.89] | -Are people eating my dip? -Yes. - |
| [17:34.77] | There. |
| [17:36.90] | -That looks okay,right? -You went a bit wide on the lipstick. - |
| [17:41.21] | -Oh,I did? -Yeah. |
| [17:43.87] | It's hard for me to tell. My eye's closing up. |
| [17:47.78] | Let me get it for you. |
| [17:52.45] | You know what? It looks fine. |
| [17:55.32] | Okay,here we go. |
| [17:58.02] | Screw Paolo, screw the psycho cab lady. |
| [18:02.26] | It's New Year's Eve. Let's have a good time. |
| [18:05.40] | -Okay,here we go. -Okay. |
| [18:07.26] | All right,there you go. This way. |
| [18:11.44] | Here you go. |
| [18:16.41] | When I saw you at the store last week... |
| [18:19.61] | ...it was the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. |
| [18:26.28] | -Wow,that's dirty. -Yeah. - |
| [18:32.40] | Hey,kids. |
| [18:37.26] | He doesn't have to spend the whole evening with me... |
| [18:44.13] | There you are! |
| [18:47.64] | You got away from me. |
| [18:50.54] | -But you found me. -Here,Ross,take our picture. - |
| [18:54.81] | Smile. You' re on Janice Camera. |
| [19:05.76] | Hi,l' m Rachel. hi, |
| [19:08.69] | So whose friend are you? |
| [19:14.60] | Look at me,spilling everywhere. |
| [19:19.94] | Everybody,it's Fun Bobby! |
| [19:25.08] | Hey,sorry I'm late. But my grandfather... |
| [19:28.71] | ...died about two hours ago. |
| [19:30.75] | But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow,so here I am. |
| [19:36.89] | Hey,Fun Bobby! How's it going,man? Whoa! Who died? |
| [19:46.63] | It's gonna be an open casket, you know? |
| [19:50.70] | So at least I'll get to see him again. |
| [19:57.71] | Bobby? Fun Bobby? |
| [20:04.78] | I recently lost a grandparent myself... |
| [20:07.52] | ...so I really know exactly how you feel. |
| [20:10.75] | But you' re really bringing the party down. |
| [20:18.60] | There you go. There you go. |
| [20:21.87] | I' m gonna blow this one up and write " Reunited " in glitter. |
| [20:29.11] | Janice. Janice. |
| [20:31.91] | Hey,Janice,when I invited you, I didn't think it meant |
| [20:36.91] | Oh,no! |
| [20:43.22] | I' m sorry you misunderstood. |
| [20:46.00] | You listen to me! You listen to me! |
| [20:48.46] | One of these times,it's just gonna be your last chance with me! |
| [20:55.17] | Will you give me the thing? |
| [21:00.80] | -Hi,Max. -Yoko. - |
| [21:08.31] | I've decided to go to Minsk without you. |
| [21:12.62] | -Wow. -lt won't be the same... - |
| [21:16.25] | ... but it will still be Minsk. Happy New Year. … |
| [21:21.53] | -Are you all right? -Yeah,l' m fine. I' m fine. - |
| [21:30.63] | Come on. |
| [21:34.20] | -You' re going to Minsk. -No,l' m not going to Minsk. - |
| [21:38.68] | You are so going to Minsk. |
| [21:40.61] | You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just for me. |
| [21:44.72] | If I go,I have to break up with you. |
| [21:47.62] | -And I can't break up with you. -Yes,you can. - |
| [21:50.82] | Just say," Phoebe,I love you, but my work is my life. |
| [21:55.46] | That's what I have to do. " “ |
| [21:57.36] | And I say,"Your work? How can you say that? " |
| [22:02.37] | Then you say," I have no choice. Can't you understand that? " |
| [22:07.77] | And I say," No! No! I can't understand that! " |
| [22:12.04] | -Ow. -Sorry. |
| [22:15.31] | And then you put your arms around me. |
| [22:18.45] | -Then you put your arms around me. -Oh,sorry. - |
| [22:22.62] | And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me. |
| [22:27.39] | I'll never forget you. |
| [22:31.09] | Then you say that you have to go... |
| [22:45.14] | I' m gonna miss you, you scientist guy. |
| [22:51.18] | Hi,Dick Clark in Times Square. |
| [22:53.38] | We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. |
| [22:58.49] | It gets better every.... |
| [23:00.46] | Here you go,kids. |
| [23:02.76] | And then the peacock bit me. |
| [23:06.40] | Please kiss me at midnight! |
| [23:13.44] | -You seen Sandy? -I don't know how to tell you this... - |
| [23:17.14] | ... but she's in the bedroom getting it on with Max. |
| [23:21.58] | Oh,I did know how to tell you. |
| [23:25.05] | -Hey,everybody,the ball is dropping. -What? |
| [23:29.65] | The ball is dropping! |
| [23:34.06] | In 20 seconds,it'll be midnight. |
| [23:36.86] | And the moment of joy is upon us. |
| [23:40.16] | Looks like that no-date pact worked out. |
| [23:43.53] | Everybody looks so happy. I hate that! |
| [23:46.20] | Not everybody is happy. Hey,Bobby! |
| [23:48.74] | four,three,two... |
| [23:51.61] | ...one! Happy New Year! …1! |
| [23:56.45] | I thought I'd throw this out. I' m no math whiz... |
| [24:06.26] | I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. |
| [24:09.29] | -I can't kiss anyone. -So,I'm kissing everyone? - |
| [24:13.83] | No,you can't kiss Ross. That's your brother. |
| [24:17.27] | So now everybody's getting kissed but me. |
| [24:20.07] | Somebody kiss me. |
| [24:21.51] | Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! |
| [24:25.54] | All right! All right! |
| [24:28.04] | There! |
| [24:35.89] | I wanted this to work so much. |
| [24:39.12] | I'm still in there. |
| [24:41.09] | Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. |
| [24:44.73] | But he's just phoning it in. |
| [24:48.90] | It's hard that something you love so much doesn't love you back. |
| [24:54.30] | I think that bitch cracked my tooth. |
| [03:37.-3] | Phoebe, you' re on. Oh, good. |
| [05:14.-3] | Sorry, l |
| [06:15.-4] | I can' t believe he hasn' t kissed you yet. |
| [08:42.-2] | Okay. But if he asks, I' m not going to lie. |
| [09:31.-1] | The longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be. |
| [10:55.-2] | Your exboyfriend? Yeah. |
| [12:37.-2] | If you see him, tell him to pack. We are going to Minsk. |
| [13:16.-2] | Congratulations! This is so exciting! |
| [15:03.-4] | Of course, we were, but Forgive and forget. |
| [17:51.-4] | Ow! Okay. |
| [18:41.-3] | ... but at least check in. |
| [18:59.-1] | Kill me. Kill me now. |
| [20:02.-4] | Let me talk to you for just a sec. |
| [20:15.-3] | l' m sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay. |
| [20:27.-2] | All right, Janice, that' s it! |
| [22:34.-3] | ... because you don' t wanna start the year with me if you can' t finish it. |
| [24:00.-1] | ... but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. |
| [00:05.92] | All right! You guys, it' s starting to snow. |
| [00:09.75] | And look, Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes. |
| [00:14.16] | Where? |
| [00:16.43] | Oh. Well. |
| [00:19.30] | That' s festive. |
| [00:23.50] | Guys, there' s somebody I' d like you to meet. |
| [00:29.54] | Wait, wait. What is that? |
| [00:31.48] | That' s Marcel. Wanna say hi? No, I don' t. |
| [00:34.68] | He' s cute! Where' d you get him? My friend Bethel saved him from a lab. |
| [00:39.42] | That is so cruel. |
| [00:41.00] | Why would a parent name their child Bethel? |
| [00:47.39] | That monkey' s got a Ross on his ass. |
| [00:54.67] | Is he gonna live with you in your apartment? |
| [00:57.84] | Yeah. It' s been kind of quiet since Carol left. |
| [01:01.24] | Why not get a roommate? |
| [01:03.24] | You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathet |
| [01:11.05] | That' s " pathet. " Sanskrit for " really cool way to live. |
| [01:16.86] | The One With the Monkey |
| [02:04.90] | I' m doing new material tonight. |
| [02:07.41] | I have 1 2 songs about my mother' s suicide and one about a snowman. |
| [02:14.18] | You might wanna open with the snowman. |
| [02:18.08] | Hi, Joey. Hey, buddy. |
| [02:20.55] | So how' d it go? I didn' t get the job. |
| [02:25.66] | How could you not? You were Santa last year. |
| [02:29.66] | Some fat guy' s sleeping with the store manager. |
| [02:35.03] | He' s not even jolly. It' s all political. |
| [02:38.10] | What are you gonna be? One of his helpers. |
| [02:41.57] | It' s just such a slap in the face, you know? |
| [02:44.78] | Do you know what you' re doing for New Year' s? |
| [02:49.38] | Hey, what? What is wrong with New Year' s? |
| [02:52.32] | You have Paolo. You don' t have to face the pressure... |
| [02:56.82] | ... of finding lips to kiss when the ball drops! |
| [03:01.03] | Man, I' m talking loud! |
| [03:04.33] | Paolo' s gonna be in Rome this New Year' s. |
| [03:08.03] | I' ll be just as pathetic as you. Yeah, you wish. |
| [03:13.84] | I' ve got an idea. Dinner. |
| [03:16.21] | It' s perfect. We' ll put it between lunch and breakfast. |
| [03:21.75] | I' m sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. |
| [03:25.72] | I say this year, we make a pact. Just the six of us. Dinner. |
| [03:30.16] | Sure. Fine. |
| [03:31.76] | I was hoping for more enthusiasm. |
| [03:39.66] | Hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand... |
| [03:43.60] | ... Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [03:49.24] | Hi. Thanks. Hi. hi. |
| [03:52.44] | I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me. |
| [04:01.69] | I made a man with eyes of coal |
| [04:05.02] | And a smile so bewitching |
| [04:08.89] | How was I supposed to know |
| [04:11.70] | That my mom was dead in the kitchen? |
| [04:21.71] | My mother' s ashes |
| [04:24.54] | Even her eyelashes |
| [04:27.81] | Are resting in a little yellow jar |
| [04:36.35] | And sometimes when it' s freezing |
| [04:39.82] | I feel a little sneezy |
| [04:42.86] | And now I Excuse me? Excuse me? Yeah, noisy boys. |
| [04:49.17] | Is it something you' d like to share with the group? |
| [04:54.07] | No. No, that' s okay. |
| [04:56.77] | If it' s important enough while I' m playing... |
| [04:59.91] | ... it' s important enough for everyone else. |
| [05:03.31] | That guy' s going home with a note. |
| [05:11.52] | I was just saying Speak up. |
| [05:16.13] | I was saying you were the most beautiful woman I' d ever seen. |
| [05:20.73] | And he said that Daryl Hannah... |
| [05:23.13] | ... was the most beautiful woman he' d ever seen. |
| [05:26.67] | I said I liked her in Splash, but not Wall Street. |
| [05:30.07] | I thought she had a hard quality. |
| [05:34.11] | While Daryl is beautiful in a conventional way... |
| [05:37.62] | ... you are luminous with a kind of delicate grace. |
| [05:43.76] | Then that' s when you started yelling. |
| [05:54.63] | We' re gonna take a short break. |
| [06:01.11] | That guy' s going home with more than a note. |
| [06:09.05] | Come here, Marcel. Sit here. |
| [06:18.12] | By my sixth date with Paolo, he' d already named both my breasts. |
| [06:26.23] | Did I just share too much? |
| [06:29.93] | Just a smidge. |
| [06:32.44] | David' s, like, a scientist guy. He' s very methodical. |
| [06:36.24] | I think it' s romantic. Me too! |
| [06:38.51] | Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? |
| [06:42.28] | He' s kind of like the guy I went to see that with. |
| [06:50.79] | Except he' s smarter and gentler and sweeter. |
| [06:55.59] | I just wanna be with him all the time. |
| [06:58.70] | You know, day and night. And night and day. |
| [07:02.27] | And special occasions. |
| [07:07.17] | I see. You' re gonna ask him to New Year' s. |
| [07:10.44] | She' s gonna break the pact. No! No, no. |
| [07:14.71] | No. Yeah, could I just? |
| [07:19.62] | Yeah. I already asked Janice. What? |
| [07:22.65] | This was a pact! This was your pact! |
| [07:25.59] | I couldn' t handle the pressure. I snapped! |
| [07:28.43] | But that was the worst breakup in history! |
| [07:31.66] | I' m not saying it was a good idea. I snapped! |
| [07:36.43] | Hi, sorry I' m late. |
| [07:47.81] | Too many jokes. |
| [07:51.15] | Must mock Joey. |
| [07:55.02] | Nice shoes, huh? |
| [07:57.86] | God, you' re killing me! |
| [08:01.73] | Ross, he' s playing with my spatulas again! |
| [08:05.20] | He' s not gonna hurt them, right? Do you always have to bring him? |
| [08:11.24] | I didn' t wanna leave him alone. We had our first fight this morning. |
| [08:17.74] | It has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn' t mean. |
| [08:24.82] | He threw some feces. |
| [08:30.46] | If you' re working late, I can look in on him. |
| [08:33.69] | That would be great! |
| [08:35.73] | But make sure it seems like you' re there to see him. |
| [08:39.70] | You' re not doing it for me. |
| [08:51.54] | But you can' t actually test this theory. |
| [08:54.31] | T oday' s particle accelerators aren' t powerful enough... |
| [08:58.72] | ... to simulate these conditions. I have a question then. |
| [09:03.15] | Yeah? Do you plan on kissing me ever? |
| [09:09.86] | That' s definitely a valid question, and the answer... |
| [09:14.70] | ... would be yes. Yes, I was. |
| [09:22.84] | But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... |
| [09:26.24] | ... at a phenomenal moment because it' s you. |
| [09:29.68] | Sure. |
| [09:35.19] | Now, it' s just gotta be one of those things where l... |
| [09:39.52] | ... sweep everything off the table. |
| [09:42.76] | And I' m not really a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:45.86] | David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:50.10] | I mean, you' re a sweeper trapped inside a physicist' s body. |
| [09:55.41] | Really? I' m sure |
| [09:57.11] | You should just do it. Just throw me. |
| [10:03.41] | Now? Yeah, right now. Just.... |
| [10:05.92] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [10:10.69] | You know what? This is really expensive. |
| [10:14.63] | And this was a gift. |
| [10:17.73] | Now you' re just tidying up. Okay. |
| [10:25.07] | You want me to throw you? I can hop. |
| [10:44.46] | T ell me something, what does " nodate pact" mean to you? |
| [10:48.73] | It' s just that Chandler and Phoebe have somebody. |
| [10:52.80] | I thought I' d ask Fun Bobby. |
| [10:57.40] | You know more than one Fun Bobby? I happen to know a Fun Bob. |
| [11:03.91] | Okay. Here we go. There' s no room for milk. |
| [11:13.82] | There. Now there is. |
| [11:16.15] | So on our nodate evening, three of you now have dates. |
| [11:21.03] | Four. Five. |
| [11:24.23] | Sorry. Paolo' s catching an earlier flight. |
| [11:27.10] | And I met this really hot single mom at the store. |
| [11:31.17] | What' s an elf to do? |
| [11:33.54] | So I' ll be the only one alone when the ball drops? |
| [11:38.14] | We' ll have a big party, and no one will know who' s with who. |
| [11:42.55] | I' ll know. This is so not what I needed right now. |
| [11:46.68] | What' s the matter? Oh, it' s Marcel. |
| [11:51.72] | He' s angry with me. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out. |
| [11:56.83] | He' s walking around all the time, dragging his hands. |
| [12:01.17] | That' s weird. I had a blast with him. |
| [12:04.44] | Really? We played, watched TV. |
| [12:06.67] | That juggling thing is amazing. |
| [12:12.14] | What juggling thing? |
| [12:14.85] | With the socks? I figured you taught him that. |
| [12:18.65] | No. |
| [12:21.02] | It wasn' t that big a deal. Just socks. And a melon. |
| [12:29.26] | Phoebe! Max. Do you know everybody? |
| [12:32.06] | No. Have you seen David? |
| [12:35.23] | He hasn' t been around. |
| [12:41.14] | Minsk? Minsk. It' s in Russia. |
| [12:44.74] | I know where Minsk is. |
| [12:48.21] | We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid. |
| [12:52.32] | And if you' re gonna do Minsk, that' s the way to go. |
| [12:56.65] | So when do you leave? January 1 st. |
| [13:07.06] | Hello? What? Hey. Hi. |
| [13:12.17] | What are you doing here? Max told me about Minsk. |
| [13:20.14] | It' d be even more exciting if we were going. |
| [13:23.31] | Oh, you' re not going? Oh, why? |
| [13:27.18] | T ell her. " I don' t wanna go... |
| [13:29.42] | ... to work with Lipson, Yamaguchi and Flank. |
| [13:32.89] | I wanna stay and make out with my girlfriend! " |
| [13:36.36] | Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you. |
| [13:40.36] | So you' re really not going? |
| [13:42.53] | I don' t know what I' m gonna do. I just.... |
| [13:45.87] | How can I leave you? I just found you. |
| [13:48.77] | Oh, David. But what are you gonna do? |
| [13:54.68] | I don' t know. You decide. |
| [13:57.21] | Don' t do that. But l' m asking you. |
| [14:00.25] | I can' t make a decision. Just Okay. Stay. |
| [14:06.19] | Stay. Stay. |
| [14:15.63] | Getting so good at that! |
| [14:19.34] | It was Max' s stuff. |
| [14:29.38] | I love this artichoke thing. |
| [14:32.32] | Don' t tell me what' s in it. The diet starts tomorrow. |
| [14:40.32] | You remember Janice. |
| [14:43.69] | Vividly. |
| [14:45.90] | How are you? I am fantastic. |
| [14:49.83] | Now. |
| [14:52.50] | It' s amazing. We' ve been back together for what... |
| [14:56.44] | ... Iike 1 0 minutes, and ls that all? |
| [15:00.58] | It' s like we were never apart. |
| [15:06.58] | Well, forget. |
| [15:19.80] | Hi. Hi, l' m Sandy. Hi Hi, |
| [15:21.43] | Sandy, hi. Come on in. |
| [15:33.78] | You brought your kids. Yeah. That' s okay, right? |
| [15:40.08] | Party! That thing is not coming in here! |
| [15:44.59] | This is how you greet guests? |
| [15:47.32] | If I showed up with my new girlfriend, she wouldn' t be welcome? |
| [15:52.53] | Your new girlfriend wouldn' t urinate on my coffee table. |
| [15:56.80] | He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. |
| [16:02.01] | And for him to have the courage to walk back in here... |
| [16:06.51] | ... Iike nothing happened |
| [16:09.08] | All right. All right. Just keep him away from me. |
| [16:12.55] | Thank you. Come on, Marcel. |
| [16:15.29] | What do you say you and I mingle? |
| [16:18.89] | All right, I' ll catch up with you later. |
| [16:28.60] | Oh, my gosh! Rachel, honey, are you okay? |
| [16:33.67] | Where' s Paolo? Rome. Jerk missed his flight. |
| [16:39.08] | And then your face exploded? |
| [16:42.78] | No. |
| [16:44.65] | Okay. I was at the airport getting into a cab... |
| [16:48.69] | ... when this woman, this blond planet with a pocketbook... |
| [16:53.82] | ... starts yelling. Something about how it was her cab first. |
| [16:58.30] | The next thing, she just starts pulling me out by my hair! |
| [17:02.60] | And I was blowing my attack whistle thingy... |
| [17:05.70] | ... and three more cabs show up. |
| [17:08.47] | So as I' m going to get into a cab, she tackles me! |
| [17:13.54] | And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. |
| [17:22.49] | Everybody having fun at the party? |
| [17:26.89] | Are people eating my dip? Yes. |
| [17:34.77] | There. |
| [17:36.90] | That looks okay, right? You went a bit wide on the lipstick. |
| [17:41.21] | Oh, I did? Yeah. |
| [17:43.87] | It' s hard for me to tell. My eye' s closing up. |
| [17:47.78] | Let me get it for you. |
| [17:52.45] | You know what? It looks fine. |
| [17:55.32] | Okay, here we go. |
| [17:58.02] | Screw Paolo, screw the psycho cab lady. |
| [18:02.26] | It' s New Year' s Eve. Let' s have a good time. |
| [18:05.40] | Okay, here we go. Okay. |
| [18:07.26] | All right, there you go. This way. |
| [18:11.44] | Here you go. |
| [18:16.41] | When I saw you at the store last week... |
| [18:19.61] | ... it was the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. |
| [18:26.28] | Wow, that' s dirty. Yeah. |
| [18:32.40] | Hey, kids. |
| [18:37.26] | He doesn' t have to spend the whole evening with me... |
| [18:44.13] | There you are! |
| [18:47.64] | You got away from me. |
| [18:50.54] | But you found me. Here, Ross, take our picture. |
| [18:54.81] | Smile. You' re on Janice Camera. |
| [19:05.76] | Hi, l' m Rachel. hi, |
| [19:08.69] | So whose friend are you? |
| [19:14.60] | Look at me, spilling everywhere. |
| [19:19.94] | Everybody, it' s Fun Bobby! |
| [19:25.08] | Hey, sorry I' m late. But my grandfather... |
| [19:28.71] | ... died about two hours ago. |
| [19:30.75] | But I couldn' t get a flight out till tomorrow, so here I am. |
| [19:36.89] | Hey, Fun Bobby! How' s it going, man? Whoa! Who died? |
| [19:46.63] | It' s gonna be an open casket, you know? |
| [19:50.70] | So at least I' ll get to see him again. |
| [19:57.71] | Bobby? Fun Bobby? |
| [20:04.78] | I recently lost a grandparent myself... |
| [20:07.52] | ... so I really know exactly how you feel. |
| [20:10.75] | But you' re really bringing the party down. |
| [20:18.60] | There you go. There you go. |
| [20:21.87] | I' m gonna blow this one up and write " Reunited " in glitter. |
| [20:29.11] | Janice. Janice. |
| [20:31.91] | Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn' t think it meant |
| [20:36.91] | Oh, no! |
| [20:43.22] | I' m sorry you misunderstood. |
| [20:46.00] | You listen to me! You listen to me! |
| [20:48.46] | One of these times, it' s just gonna be your last chance with me! |
| [20:55.17] | Will you give me the thing? |
| [21:00.80] | Hi, Max. Yoko. |
| [21:08.31] | I' ve decided to go to Minsk without you. |
| [21:12.62] | Wow. lt won' t be the same... |
| [21:16.25] | ... but it will still be Minsk. Happy New Year. |
| [21:21.53] | Are you all right? Yeah, l' m fine. I' m fine. |
| [21:30.63] | Come on. |
| [21:34.20] | You' re going to Minsk. No, l' m not going to Minsk. |
| [21:38.68] | You are so going to Minsk. |
| [21:40.61] | You belong in Minsk. You can' t stay here just for me. |
| [21:44.72] | If I go, I have to break up with you. |
| [21:47.62] | And I can' t break up with you. Yes, you can. |
| [21:50.82] | Just say," Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life. |
| [21:55.46] | That' s what I have to do. " " |
| [21:57.36] | And I say," Your work? How can you say that? " |
| [22:02.37] | Then you say," I have no choice. Can' t you understand that? " |
| [22:07.77] | And I say," No! No! I can' t understand that! " |
| [22:12.04] | Ow. Sorry. |
| [22:15.31] | And then you put your arms around me. |
| [22:18.45] | Then you put your arms around me. Oh, sorry. |
| [22:22.62] | And then you tell me you love me and you' ll never forget me. |
| [22:27.39] | I' ll never forget you. |
| [22:31.09] | Then you say that you have to go... |
| [22:45.14] | I' m gonna miss you, you scientist guy. |
| [22:51.18] | Hi, Dick Clark in Times Square. |
| [22:53.38] | We' re in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. |
| [22:58.49] | It gets better every.... |
| [23:00.46] | Here you go, kids. |
| [23:02.76] | And then the peacock bit me. |
| [23:06.40] | Please kiss me at midnight! |
| [23:13.44] | You seen Sandy? I don' t know how to tell you this... |
| [23:17.14] | ... but she' s in the bedroom getting it on with Max. |
| [23:21.58] | Oh, I did know how to tell you. |
| [23:25.05] | Hey, everybody, the ball is dropping. What? |
| [23:29.65] | The ball is dropping! |
| [23:34.06] | In 20 seconds, it' ll be midnight. |
| [23:36.86] | And the moment of joy is upon us. |
| [23:40.16] | Looks like that nodate pact worked out. |
| [23:43.53] | Everybody looks so happy. I hate that! |
| [23:46.20] | Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby! |
| [23:48.74] | four, three, two... |
| [23:51.61] | ... one! Happy New Year! 1! |
| [23:56.45] | I thought I' d throw this out. I' m no math whiz... |
| [24:06.26] | I don' t feel like kissing anyone tonight. |
| [24:09.29] | I can' t kiss anyone. So, I' m kissing everyone? |
| [24:13.83] | No, you can' t kiss Ross. That' s your brother. |
| [24:17.27] | So now everybody' s getting kissed but me. |
| [24:20.07] | Somebody kiss me. |
| [24:21.51] | Somebody kiss me! It' s midnight! Somebody kiss me! |
| [24:25.54] | All right! All right! |
| [24:28.04] | There! |
| [24:35.89] | I wanted this to work so much. |
| [24:39.12] | I' m still in there. |
| [24:41.09] | Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. |
| [24:44.73] | But he' s just phoning it in. |
| [24:48.90] | It' s hard that something you love so much doesn' t love you back. |
| [24:54.30] | I think that bitch cracked my tooth. |
| [00:05.92] | gè wèi, wài miàn kāi shǐ xià xuě le |
| [00:09.75] | kuài kàn a, chǒu lòu luǒ nán zài guà táng guǒ téng |
| [00:14.16] | nǎ lǐ? |
| [00:16.43] | wa. bù cuò |
| [00:19.30] | zhēn yǒu jié rì qì fēn |
| [00:23.50] | gè wèi wǒ xiǎng jiè shào yí ge rén gěi dà jiā rèn shi |
| [00:29.54] | děng děng zhè shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [00:31.48] | tā jiào mǎ xiū, xiǎng hé tā dǎ shēng zhāo hū? bù, wǒ bú yào |
| [00:34.68] | tā hǎo kě ài, nǎ lǐ dé dào tā de? wǒ péng yǒu bèi sè bǎ tā cóng shí yàn shì jiù chū lái de |
| [00:39.42] | zhēn cán rěn |
| [00:41.00] | wèi hé yǒu fù mǔ huì jiāng hái zi qǔ míng wéi shèng dì bèi sè? |
| [00:47.39] | nà hóu zi de pì gǔ shàng zhǎng le gè luó sī |
| [00:54.67] | luó sī, tā yào hé nǐ tóng zhù ma? |
| [00:57.84] | duì, kǎ luó lí kāi hòu jiā lǐ lěng qīng qīng de |
| [01:01.24] | wèi hé bù zhǎo gè shì yǒu? |
| [01:03.24] | rén dào yí dìng de nián jì hòu yǔ shì yǒu tóng zhù shì yǒu diǎn kě bēi pathet |
| [01:11.05] | bào qiàn, shì pathet zài fàn yǔ zhōng dài biǎo hěn kù de shēng huó fāng shì |
| [01:16.86] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 10 jí hóu zi |
| [02:04.90] | gè wèi, wǒ jīn tiān jiàng chàng quán xīn de qǔ mù |
| [02:07.41] | wǒ xiě le 12 shǒu guān yú wǒ mā zì shā de gē jí yī shǒu yǒu guān xuě rén de gē |
| [02:14.18] | nǐ zuì hǎo xiān chàng xuě rén |
| [02:18.08] | qiáo yī lǎo xiōng |
| [02:20.55] | rú hé? wǒ méi de dào nà fèn gōng zuò |
| [02:25.66] | nǐ zěn kě néng huì méi de dào? nǐ shì qù nián de shèng dàn lǎo rén |
| [02:29.66] | bù zhī dào něi gè pàng zi hé diàn jīng lǐ yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [02:35.03] | tā gēn běn wú fǎ dòu rén kāi xīn, zhè jiù shì zhèng zhì |
| [02:38.10] | nà me nǐ bàn yǎn shén me? dāng tā de zhù shǒu |
| [02:41.57] | jiù xiàng shì liǎn shàng de yí gè bā zhǎng, nǐ míng bái de? zhēn shì chǐ rǔ |
| [02:44.78] | nǐ men dǎ suàn rú hé guò xīn nián? |
| [02:49.38] | shén me? xīn nián yǒu shén me bú duì jìn ma? |
| [02:52.32] | nǐ yǒu bǎo luó. wú xū miàn duì xīn nián dài lái de yā lì |
| [02:56.82] | wú xū jí zhe xún zhǎo yǒu zuǐ chún de shēng wù biàn yú zài qiú là xià nà yī kè yǒu gè qīn zuǐ de duì xiàng |
| [03:01.03] | ó, wǒ shuō de tài dà shēng le! |
| [03:04.33] | bǎo luó xīn nián shí huì zài luó mǎ |
| [03:08.03] | suǒ yǐ wǒ jiāng hé gè wèi yí yàng kě bēi xiǎng dé měi |
| [03:13.84] | wǒ yǒu gè zhǔ yì, jù cān |
| [03:16.21] | bù cuò, wǒ men kě yǐ bǎ tā fàng zài wǔ fàn hé zǎo fàn zhī jiān |
| [03:21.75] | wǒ bù xiǎng zài tīng dào dí kè lā kè de pí láo hōng zhà |
| [03:25.72] | wǒ shuō jīn nián, wǒ men yuē dìng. zhǐ yǒu wǒ men 6 gè gòng jìn wǎn cān |
| [03:30.16] | dāng rán hǎo dé |
| [03:31.76] | wǒ xī wàng dà jiā néng gèng kāi xīn diǎn |
| [03:37.-3] | fēi bǐ, gāi shàng tái le ó, hǎo de |
| [03:39.66] | gè wèi, huí yìng dà jiā yāo qiú |
| [03:43.60] | fēi bǐ bù fèi xiǎo jiě |
| [03:49.24] | xiè xiè. hi |
| [03:52.44] | shǒu xiān de zhè shǒu gē zài zhè zhǒng shí jié lìng wǒ gǎn kǎi wàn fēn |
| [04:01.69] | wǒ zuò le yí ge rén, yǎn jīng shì méi tàn zuò de |
| [04:05.02] | tā yǒu mí yàng de wēi xiào |
| [04:08.89] | wǒ rú hé néng chéng shòu |
| [04:11.70] | mǔ qīn sǐ zài chú fáng de shì shí |
| [04:21.71] | mǔ qīn de gǔ huī |
| [04:24.54] | shèn zhì shì tā de jié máo |
| [04:27.81] | dōu ān fàng zài yí gè huáng sè de xiǎo gǔ huī tán |
| [04:36.35] | dāng yǒu shí tiān hán dì dòng |
| [04:39.82] | wǒ gǎn jué yǒu diǎn xiǎng dǎ zé tì |
| [04:42.86] | rú jīn wǒ bào qiàn, chǎo nào de nán rén |
| [04:49.17] | yǒu shén me xiǎng hé dà jiā fēn xiǎng de ma? |
| [04:54.07] | méi. méi, méi shì |
| [04:56.77] | rú guǒ yǒu shì rú cǐ zhòng yào nǐ men fēi zài wǒ chàng gē shí tán lùn |
| [04:59.91] | nà jiù zhòng yào de zú yǐ yǔ wǒ men fēn xiǎng |
| [05:03.31] | nà jiā huo tiě dìng huì dài zhe yī běn zhù yì shì xiàng huí jiā qù |
| [05:11.52] | wǒ shì gào sù wǒ péng yǒu dà shēng diǎn xíng ma? |
| [05:14.-3] | bào qiàn, wǒ |
| [05:16.13] | wǒ gào sù wǒ péng yǒu: nǐ shì wǒ jiàn guò zuì piào liàng de nǚ hái |
| [05:20.73] | tā shuō dài ruì hàn nà dài ruì hàn nà |
| [05:23.13] | shì tā jiàn guò zuì měi dí nǚ rén |
| [05:26.67] | wǒ shuō wǒ xǐ huān" měi rén yú" zhōng de tā dàn" huá ěr jiē" jiù méi nà me xǐ huān le |
| [05:30.07] | tā méi nà zhǒng yìng pài qì zhì |
| [05:34.11] | dài ruì hàn nà shì chuán tǒng de měi |
| [05:37.62] | ér nǐ sàn fà chū gāo yǎ de qì zhì |
| [05:43.76] | rán hòu nǐ jiù jiào wǒ men le |
| [05:54.63] | xiū xī piàn kè |
| [06:01.11] | nà xiǎo huǒ dé dào de yuǎn bù zhǐ zhù yì shì xiàng le a bào dé měi rén guī |
| [06:09.05] | guò lái, mǎ xiū, zuò zhè ér |
| [06:15.-4] | bài tuō, méi xiǎng dào tā hái méi qīn nǐ |
| [06:18.12] | wǒ dì 6 cì hé bǎo luó yuē huì shí tā jiù wèi wǒ de shuāng fēng qǔ le míng zì |
| [06:26.23] | wǒ fēn xiǎng tài duō le ma? |
| [06:29.93] | yì diǎn diǎn |
| [06:32.44] | dà wèi shì gè kē xué jiā, zuò shì yī sī bù gǒu |
| [06:36.24] | wǒ rèn wéi zhè hěn làng màn wǒ yě zhè me xiǎng! |
| [06:38.51] | nǐ men kàn guò jūn guān yǔ shēn shì ma? |
| [06:42.28] | tā jiù shì wǒ xīn mù zhōng de bái mǎ wáng zǐ |
| [06:50.79] | chú le tā gèng cōng míng, wēn róu tǐ tiē |
| [06:55.59] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zhěng tiān hé tā sī shǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [06:58.70] | bù guǎn shì bái tiān huò yè wǎn, hái shì yè wǎn huò bái tiān |
| [07:02.27] | hái yǒu tè bié de rì zi |
| [07:07.17] | děng děng, wǒ zhī dào le nǐ yāo tā gòng dù xīn nián, duì bù? |
| [07:10.44] | tā xiǎng pāo qì wǒ men bù! bù, bù |
| [07:14.71] | bù duì, wǒ kě yǐ |
| [07:19.62] | hǎo ba, yīn wèi wǒ yǐ yuē le zhēn nī sī shén me? |
| [07:22.65] | zhè shì yí gè yuē dìng! zhè shì nǐ men de yuē dìng! |
| [07:25.59] | wǒ nài bú zhù jì mò, wǒ huǐ yuē le |
| [07:28.43] | kě shì zhēn nī sī nǐ men de fēn shǒu bú shì zāo tòu le? |
| [07:31.66] | wǒ méi shuō zhè shì gè hǎo zhǔ yì, wǒ huǐ yuē le |
| [07:36.43] | bào qiàn, wǒ chí dào le |
| [07:47.81] | tài huá jī le |
| [07:51.15] | kuài qǔ xiào qiáo yī |
| [07:55.02] | xié zǐ zhèng diǎn ba |
| [07:57.86] | wǒ kuài xiào sǐ le |
| [08:01.73] | luó sī, tā yòu wán wǒ de chǎn zǐ |
| [08:05.20] | tā yòu bú huì wán huài de nǐ fēi děi měi cì dōu dài tā lái bù kě ma? |
| [08:11.24] | wǒ bù xiǎng liú xià tā yí ge rén? wǒ men zǎo shàng cái chǎo le yī jià |
| [08:17.74] | yí dìng shì wǒ jiā bān rě de huò wǒ shuō liǎo bù gāi shuō de huà |
| [08:24.82] | tā jiù cháo wǒ rēng yī tuó shǐ |
| [08:30.46] | rú guǒ nǐ bì xū jiā bān, wǒ kě yǐ tì nǐ zhào gù tā |
| [08:33.69] | zhè tài hǎo le |
| [08:35.73] | rú guǒ nǐ qù zhào gù tā, yào zhuāng chéng yī fù qù zhǎo tā de yàng zi |
| [08:39.70] | bù néng ràng tā zhī dào nǐ shì zài bāng wǒ máng |
| [08:42.-2] | hǎo, dàn tā rú guǒ wèn qǐ wǒ kě jiù yào zhí huà zhí shuō le |
| [08:51.54] | dàn wǒ men réng wú fǎ cè shì zhè gè lǐ lùn |
| [08:54.31] | yīn wèi jīn rì lì zǐ jiā sù de sù dù |
| [08:58.72] | réng wú fǎ mó nǐ chū zhè yàng de qíng kuàng hǎo, wǒ yǒu gè wèn tí |
| [09:03.15] | nǐ dǎ suàn qīn wǒ ma? |
| [09:09.86] | zhè shì gè zhèng dāng ér hé lǐ de wèn tí dá àn shì |
| [09:14.70] | dá àn shì shì de. duì, wǒ céng xiǎng guò |
| [09:22.84] | dàn wǒ yào ràng zhè fēi fán de wěn |
| [09:26.24] | fā shēng zài fēi fán de shí kè, yīn wéi shì nǐ |
| [09:29.68] | dāng rán |
| [09:31.-1] | dàn děng de yuè jiǔ qīn wěn jiù yuè fēi fán |
| [09:35.19] | ér zài cǐ shí cǐ dì, wǒ xiǎng |
| [09:39.52] | sǎo qù zhuō shàng de yī qiè, jiāng nǐ diū zài shàng miàn |
| [09:42.76] | dàn wǒ bú shì huì sǎo qù yī qiè, nà zhǒng hóu jí de nán rén |
| [09:45.86] | dà wèi, wǒ xiǎng nǐ shì |
| [09:50.10] | nǐ shì bèi kùn zài wù lǐ xué jiā tǐ nèi de měng nán |
| [09:55.41] | zhēn de? méi cuò, wǒ què dìng |
| [09:57.11] | nǐ yīng gāi jiě fàng chū lái, bǎ wǒ diū shǎng qù ba |
| [10:03.41] | xiàn zài? duì, xiàn zài |
| [10:05.92] | hǎo. hǎo. hǎo |
| [10:10.69] | zhè dōng xī hěn guì de |
| [10:14.63] | zhè gè shì rén jiā sòng de |
| [10:17.73] | nǐ zài qīng lǐ chǎng dì? hǎo ba, guǎn tā de |
| [10:25.07] | nǐ xiǎng ràng wǒ diū shǎng qù hái shì zì jǐ tiào shǎng qù? wǒ zì jǐ tiào hǎo le |
| [10:44.46] | gào sù wǒ," méi yǒu yuē huì de yuē dìng" duì nǐ men yǒu hé yì yì? |
| [10:48.73] | qián dé yǒu duì xiàng, fēi bǐ yě yǒu duì xiàng |
| [10:52.80] | suǒ yǐ wǒ yuē le gǎo xiào bā bǐ |
| [10:55.-2] | gǎo xiào bā bǐ? nǐ de qián rèn nán yǒu gǎo xiào bā bǐ? duì |
| [10:57.40] | nǐ hái rèn shi qí tā de gǎo xiào bā bǐ? wǒ rèn shi gǎo xiào bā bó |
| [11:03.91] | lái le tài mǎn le, wǒ méi fǎ jiā niú nǎi le |
| [11:13.82] | hǎo le, zhè xià kě yǐ le |
| [11:16.15] | suǒ yǐ zài zhè gè méi yǒu yuē huì de wǎn shàng, sān rén lìng yǒu jié mù |
| [11:21.03] | sì rén wǔ rén |
| [11:24.23] | bào qiàn, bǎo luó tí zǎo dā fēi jī huí lái |
| [11:27.10] | ér wǒ zài shāng chǎng yù shàng gè huǒ là là de dān qīn mā mā |
| [11:31.17] | wǒ zhè gè xiǎo jīng líng zěn néng kàng jù? |
| [11:33.54] | zhè me shuō qiú là xià nà yī kè wǒ shì wéi yī yí gè gū líng líng de jiā huo? |
| [11:38.14] | wǒ men jiāng jǔ xíng shèng dà de pài duì ér qiě méi rén zhī dào dào dǐ zhī dào shuí hé shuí |
| [11:42.55] | wǒ zhī dào, ér qiě zhè bú shì wǒ xiàn zài xū yào zhī dào de |
| [11:46.68] | nǐ zěn me le? dōu shì mǎ xiū |
| [11:51.72] | tā shēng wǒ de qì le wǒ bù zhī dào wèi shí me tā yī zhí bù ràng wǒ jìn mén |
| [11:56.83] | tā tuō zhe shuāng shǒu bù duàn rào quān zi |
| [12:01.17] | zhēn shì guǐ yì wǒ qián jǐ tiān wǎn shàng hái gēn tā xiāng chǔ yú kuài |
| [12:04.44] | zhēn de? wǒ men yì qǐ wán, kàn diàn shì |
| [12:06.67] | zá shuǎ nà yī bù fèn zhēn shì tài jīng cǎi le |
| [12:12.14] | shén me zá shuǎ? |
| [12:14.85] | ná wà zi dāng qiú shuǎ, wǒ yǐ wéi shì nǐ jiào tā de |
| [12:18.65] | wǒ méi yǒu |
| [12:21.02] | zhè yě bù suàn shén me, zhǐ shì ná wà zi bà le hái yǒu yī kē xiāng guā |
| [12:29.26] | fēi bǐ mǎ kè sī, rèn shi dà jiā ma? |
| [12:32.06] | bù rèn shi, nǐ kàn jiàn dà wèi ma? |
| [12:35.23] | méi yǒu, tā méi zài zhè ér |
| [12:37.-2] | kàn jiàn tā shí gào sù tā kuài dǎ bāo, wǒ men yào qù míng sī kè |
| [12:41.14] | míng sī kè? zài sū lián |
| [12:44.74] | wǒ zhī dào míng sī kè zài nǎ ér |
| [12:48.21] | wǒ men yǐ shēn qǐng dào jiǎng zhù jīn quán é zàn zhù wǒ men sān nián |
| [12:52.32] | rú guǒ nǐ men qù míng sī kè jiù shì zhè yàng qù de |
| [12:56.65] | nǐ men hé shí qù míng sī kè yuán dàn xīn nián dì yì tiān |
| [13:07.06] | yǒu rén ma? |
| [13:12.17] | nǐ lái zhè ér gàn shén me? mǎ kè sī gào sù wǒ míng kè sī de shì le |
| [13:16.-2] | gōng xǐ le, zhēn jiào rén xīng fèn |
| [13:20.14] | néng qù de huà huì gèng jiào rén xīng fèn |
| [13:23.31] | nǐ bù qù le? wèi shí me? |
| [13:27.18] | gào sù tā," wǒ bù dǎ suàn qù" |
| [13:29.42] | qù hé lǐ běn sī yà mǎ gǔ jī yǔ fǎ lǎng kè gòng shì |
| [13:32.89] | wǒ yào liú xià lái hé wǒ de nǚ yǒu péi yǎng gǎn qíng |
| [13:36.36] | gòu le, mǎ kè sī, xiè xiè |
| [13:40.36] | nǐ zhēn de bù qù? |
| [13:42.53] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [13:45.87] | wǒ zěn me néng lí kāi nǐ? wǒ cái gāng gāng yù dào nǐ |
| [13:48.77] | dà wèi. nǐ jué dìng zěn me bàn? |
| [13:54.68] | wǒ bù zhī dào. nǐ jué dìng |
| [13:57.21] | bié zhè yàng wǒ shì zài qiú nǐ |
| [14:00.25] | wǒ bù néng nà me zuò hǎo ba, liú xià lái |
| [14:06.19] | liú xià lái liú xià lái |
| [14:15.63] | nǐ jìn bù shén sù a! |
| [14:19.34] | zhè shì mài kè sī de dōng xī |
| [14:29.38] | wǒ xǐ huān jú yù |
| [14:32.32] | bié gào sù wǒ lǐ miàn shì shén me wǒ míng tiān cái kāi shǐ jié shí |
| [14:40.32] | jì de zhēn nī sī? |
| [14:43.69] | lì lì zài mù |
| [14:45.90] | gǎn jué zěn me yàng? wǒ xiàn zài gǎn jué |
| [14:49.83] | tài qí miào le! |
| [14:52.50] | zhēn de hěn qí miào. wǒ men yòu yì qǐ huí dào le |
| [14:56.44] | jiù xiàng hái yǒu shí fēn zhōng jiù zhèi xiē? |
| [15:00.58] | jiù hǎo xiàng wǒ liǎ cóng lái méi yǒu fèn kāi guò yí yàng |
| [15:03.-4] | dāng rán, wǒ men huì, yuán liàng bìng qiě wàng jì |
| [15:06.58] | hǎo de, wàng jì |
| [15:19.80] | wǒ shì shān dì |
| [15:21.43] | shān dì, qǐng jìn |
| [15:33.78] | nǐ bǎ hái zǐ dōu dài lái le duì, kě yǐ ma? |
| [15:40.08] | wǒ lái le! zhè dōng xī bù kě yǐ jìn lái |
| [15:44.59] | dōng xī? nǐ dōu zhè yàng zhāo hū kè rén ma? |
| [15:47.32] | wǒ wèn nǐ, rú guǒ wǒ dài zhe xīn nǚ yǒu lái nǐ yě bù huān yíng tā jìn lái? |
| [15:52.53] | nǐ de xīn nǚ yǒu bú huì niào zài wǒ de kā fēi zhuō shàng |
| [15:56.80] | tā yǐ jīng gòu nán wéi qíng le, xíng ma? |
| [16:02.01] | tā yǐ gǔ zú yǒng qì huí dào zhè lǐ |
| [16:06.51] | jiù dāng yī qiè dōu méi fā shēng guò yí yàng |
| [16:09.08] | hǎo, jiào tā lí wǒ yuǎn diǎn jiù shì le |
| [16:12.55] | xiè xiè. lái, mǎ xiū |
| [16:15.29] | zán men qù jiāo jì yī xià ba |
| [16:18.89] | hǎo ba, dāi huì r jiàn |
| [16:28.60] | tiān a, ruì qiū, nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [16:33.67] | bǎo luó zài nǎ ér? luó mǎ. nà hún dàn méi gǎn shàng fēi jī |
| [16:39.08] | rán hòu nǐ de liǎn jiù bào zhà le? |
| [16:42.78] | bú shì |
| [16:44.65] | wǒ zài jī chǎng yào jìn rù jì chéng chē shí |
| [16:48.69] | yí gè dài zhe yī běn shū de jīn fà nǚ rén |
| [16:53.82] | kāi shǐ duì wǒ dà jiào, shuō shì tā xiān lán dào de |
| [16:58.30] | rán hòu tā jiù kāi shǐ chě wǒ de tóu fà |
| [17:02.60] | wǒ ná chū kǒu shào měng chuī |
| [17:05.70] | jié guǒ yòu lái le sān liàng jì chéng chē |
| [17:08.47] | wǒ yào jìn rù chē shí, tā yòu zhǎn kāi gōng jī |
| [17:13.54] | jié guǒ wǒ zhuàng shàng le mǎ lù yá zǐ zuǐ chún bèi kǒu zhōng de shào zi nòng shāng |
| [17:22.49] | dà jiā wán dé hái yú kuài ba? |
| [17:26.89] | yǒu rén chī wǒ de pào cài ma yǒu de |
| [17:34.77] | nà lǐ |
| [17:36.90] | zhè kàn qǐ lái huán xíng, duì bù? nǐ chún gāo tú de yǒu diǎn hòu le |
| [17:41.21] | shì ma? yǒu diǎn |
| [17:43.87] | wǒ hěn nán kàn qīng chǔ, wǒ yǎn jīng zhǒng qǐ lái le |
| [17:47.78] | wǒ lái gěi nǐ huà ba |
| [17:51.-4] | ō! hǎo le |
| [17:52.45] | nǐ men jué de zěn me yàng? kàn qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [17:55.32] | hǎo ba, wǒ men chū qù ba |
| [17:58.02] | qù tā de bǎo luó, qù tā de xīn lǐ biàn tài jì chéng chē nǚ rén |
| [18:02.26] | zhè shì xīn nián qián yè, wǒ men guò de kāi xīn diǎn |
| [18:05.40] | wǒ men zǒu ba ok |
| [18:07.26] | hǎo ba, lái, zhè biān zǒu |
| [18:11.44] | zhè biān zǒu |
| [18:16.41] | wǒ shàng zhōu zài shāng chǎng kàn jiàn nǐ shí |
| [18:19.61] | nà huò xǔ shì wǒ dì yī cì xiǎng xiàng luǒ tǐ de xiǎo jīng líng |
| [18:26.28] | zhēn yín dàng shì de |
| [18:32.40] | hái zi |
| [18:37.26] | wǒ méi shuō tā dé zhěng wǎn hé wǒ dài zài yì qǐ |
| [18:41.-3] | dàn zhì shǎo yě de lái wèn hòu yī shēng |
| [18:44.13] | yuán lái nǐ zài zhè ér |
| [18:47.64] | nǐ cóng wǒ shēn biān táo pǎo le |
| [18:50.54] | dàn yòu bèi nǐ dǎi dào le luó sī, bāng wǒ men zhào yī zhāng |
| [18:54.81] | xiào yí gè, nǐ zài zhēn nī sī de xiàng jī zhōng le |
| [18:59.-1] | shā le wǒ ba, xiàn zài jiù shā le wǒ |
| [19:05.76] | wǒ jiào ruì qiū |
| [19:08.69] | nǐ shì shuí de péng yǒu a? |
| [19:14.60] | kàn kàn wǒ, sǎ de dào chù dōu shì |
| [19:19.94] | gè wèi, gǎo xiào bā bǐ lái le |
| [19:25.08] | bào qiàn, wǒ chí dào le. wǒ zǔ fù tā |
| [19:28.71] | tā zài liǎng xiǎo shí qián guò shì le |
| [19:30.75] | míng tiān cái yǒu fēi jī, suǒ yǐ wǒ lái le |
| [19:36.89] | gǎo xiào bā bǐ, jìn lái kě hǎo? shuí sǐ le? |
| [19:46.63] | tā guān cái jiāng zàn shí bù gài shang |
| [19:50.70] | suǒ yǐ wǒ zhì shǎo kě yǐ zài jiàn tā zuì hòu yī miàn |
| [19:57.71] | bā bǐ? gǎo xiào bā bǐ? |
| [20:02.-4] | wǒ men jiǎn dān liáo liáo |
| [20:04.78] | wǒ zuì jìn nǎi nǎi yě gāng gāng qù shì le |
| [20:07.52] | suǒ yǐ wǒ hěn néng tǐ huì nǐ xiàn zài de gǎn shòu |
| [20:10.75] | dàn shì nǐ què shí bǎ jù huì de qì fēn nòng de hěn zāo |
| [20:15.-3] | duì bù qǐ hǎo ba |
| [20:18.60] | zhè jiù xíng le. zhè jiù xíng le |
| [20:21.87] | wǒ yào zài shàng miàn hā kǒu qì, rán hòu xiě shàng" pò jìng chóng yuán" |
| [20:27.-2] | zhēn nī sī, gòu le |
| [20:29.11] | zhēn nī sī zhēn nī sī |
| [20:31.91] | zhēn nī sī, wǒ yāo nǐ lái bìng bù dài biǎo wǒ men |
| [20:36.91] | ó, bù |
| [20:43.22] | bào qiàn, ràng nǐ wù huì le |
| [20:46.00] | nǐ tīng wǒ shuō nǐ tīng wǒ shuō |
| [20:48.46] | zhè kě néng shì nǐ wǒ zuì hòu yī cì gòng chǔ le |
| [20:55.17] | nà dōng xī kě yǐ gěi wǒ ma? |
| [21:00.80] | mǎ kè sī xiǎo yě yáng zi |
| [21:08.31] | wǒ jué dìng zì jǐ qù míng sī kè le |
| [21:12.62] | ō shǎo le nǐ jiāng bù tài yí yàng |
| [21:16.25] | dàn míng sī kè hái shì míng sī kè xīn nián kuài lè |
| [21:21.53] | nǐ hái hǎo ba? méi shì, wǒ méi shì, wǒ méi shì |
| [21:30.63] | lái |
| [21:34.20] | nǐ qù míng kè sī ba bù, wǒ bù qù le |
| [21:38.68] | nǐ yí dìng yào qù míng sī kè |
| [21:40.61] | nǐ shǔ yú míng sī kè nǐ bù néng yīn wèi wǒ ér liú xià lái |
| [21:44.72] | rú guǒ wǒ zǒu, jiù dài biǎo wǒ bì xū yǔ nǐ fēn shǒu |
| [21:47.62] | dàn wǒ bù néng hé nǐ fēn shǒu. shì de, nǐ kě yǐ de |
| [21:50.82] | zhǐ yòng shuō," fēi bǐ, wǒ ài nǐ, dàn shì gōng zuò shì wǒ de shēng mìng" |
| [21:55.46] | zhè shì wǒ bì xū zuò de." |
| [21:57.36] | rán hòu wǒ shuō," nǐ de gōng zuò? nǐ jìng shuō chū zhè zhǒng huà?" |
| [22:02.37] | jiē zhe nǐ shuō," wǒ méi yǒu xuǎn zé. nán dào nǐ bù liǎo jiě ma?" |
| [22:07.77] | wǒ shuō," bù! bù! wǒ bù liǎo jiě!" |
| [22:12.04] | ō duì bù qǐ |
| [22:15.31] | rán hòu nǐ bào zhù wǒ |
| [22:18.45] | rán hòu nǐ bào zhù wǒ ó, duì bù qǐ |
| [22:22.62] | rán hòu nǐ duì wǒ shuō nǐ ài wǒ nǐ yǒng yuǎn bú huì wàng jì wǒ |
| [22:27.39] | wǒ yǒng yuǎn bú huì wàng jì nǐ |
| [22:31.09] | nǐ yòu shuō xiàn zài yǐ jiē jìn wǔ yè, nǐ bì xū zǒu le |
| [22:34.-3] | nǐ bù xiǎng yǔ wǒ gòng dù xīn yīn wèi nǐ shí zài hěn bù xià xīn lí kāi |
| [22:45.14] | wǒ huì xiǎng nǐ de, kē xué jiā |
| [22:51.18] | wǒ shì dí kè lā kè zài shí dài guǎng chǎng wèi nǐ zuò shí kuàng bào dǎo |
| [22:53.38] | shí dài guǎng chǎng zhè ér de wǔ cǎi zhǐ piàn fēn fēn là xià |
| [22:58.49] | yī nián bǐ yī nián jìn bù |
| [23:00.46] | hǎo hǎo shuì ba, hái zi |
| [23:02.76] | rán hòu kǒng què jiù yǎo le wǒ |
| [23:06.40] | qǐng zài wǔ yè wěn wǒ |
| [23:13.44] | kàn jiàn shān dì méi? wǒ bù zhī gāi rú hé gào sù nǐ |
| [23:17.14] | tā hé mǎ kè sī zài mó nī kǎ de fáng lǐ |
| [23:21.58] | kù, nǐ kàn wǒ hái shì gào sù nǐ le |
| [23:25.05] | gè wèi, dà qiú yào diào le shén me? |
| [23:29.65] | dà qiú yào diào le |
| [23:34.06] | zài guò 20 miǎo zhōng jiù shì wǔ yè |
| [23:36.86] | xīng fèn de shí kè jí jiāng dào lái |
| [23:40.16] | kàn qǐ lái méi yǒu yuē huì de yuē dìng zòu xiào le a |
| [23:43.53] | dà jiā hǎo xiàng dōu hěn kāi xīn, wǒ bù xǐ huān |
| [23:46.20] | bú shì dà jiā dōu kāi xīn, hēi, bā bǐ |
| [23:48.74] | 4 3 2 |
| [23:51.61] | 1! xīn nián kuài lè |
| [23:56.45] | wǒ zhè me shuō hǎo le, wǒ bú shì shù xué dà shī |
| [24:00.-1] | dàn wǒ xiāng xìn zhè ér yǒu 3 duì nán nǚ |
| [24:06.26] | jīn wǎn wǒ bù xiǎng qīn rèn hé rén |
| [24:09.29] | wǒ wú fǎ qīn rèn hé rén wǒ jiù gāi qīn dà jiā? |
| [24:13.83] | bù, nǐ bù néng qīn luó sī, tā shì nǐ gē |
| [24:17.27] | tài hǎo le, dà jiā dōu qīn, chú wǒ zhī wài |
| [24:20.07] | shuí lái qīn wǒ |
| [24:21.51] | shuí lái qīn wǒ xiàn zài shì wǔ yè shuí lái qīn wǒ |
| [24:25.54] | hǎo ba, lái ba |
| [24:28.04] | zhè lǐ! |
| [24:35.89] | wǒ zhēn de xī wàng zhè yàng néng gòu zòu xiào |
| [24:39.12] | wǒ hái zài nà li |
| [24:41.09] | tì tā huàn niào bù, tì tā zhuā tiào zǎo |
| [24:44.73] | dàn tā què shì wéi lǐ suǒ dāng rán |
| [24:48.90] | shēn ài mǒu rén què dé bú dào huí bào zhēn shì lìng rén nán guò |
| [24:54.30] | wǒ xiǎng nà gè jiàn rén dǎ duàn le wǒ de yá chǐ |