| [06:18.-3] | But when you throw in T anya.... |
| [06:23.-3] | The sex of the baby,Ross. |
| [07:27.-3] | I should probably just go. |
| [07:36.-2] | Susan. |
| [09:42.-3] | Oh,okay. |
| [10:44.-3] | Well,you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. |
| [13:09.-2] | -Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! -Not like that,I won't. |
| [13:37.-3] | Are your weekends longer than two days? |
| [14:34.-1] | -Oh,my God! -I know. -oh, |
| [16:12.-4] | -l' m the one he hit on. -I unleashed him on you. - |
| [17:43.-2] | We should go and see if she's okay. Just one second. |
| [20:43.-4] | Come here. |
| [23:25.-4] | I'll only use my left hand. |
| [00:57.07] | No,no,we're done! |
| [01:01.21] | The One With the Dozen Lasagnas |
| [01:47.22] | Aunt Silv,stop yelling! |
| [01:49.79] | If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna... |
| [01:52.92] | ... I would've made vegetarian lasagna. |
| [01:56.83] | The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. |
| [02:01.47] | Ross,did you really read all these baby books? |
| [02:04.67] | You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus,no compass... |
| [02:09.64] | ...and I could find my way out like that! |
| [02:13.18] | This is cool. |
| [02:14.51] | It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. |
| [02:20.65] | And we're done with the yogurt. |
| [02:24.59] | Sorry. |
| [02:26.29] | I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. |
| [02:29.86] | What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? |
| [02:34.00] | Nice talk,Aunt Silv. |
| [02:36.84] | You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? |
| [02:40.44] | Ross,listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? |
| [02:45.61] | This is your baby. " Hi,Daddy. " |
| [02:48.25] | Hello. |
| [02:49.75] | " How come you don't live with Mommy? " |
| [02:54.19] | " How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " |
| [03:02.03] | "What's a lesbian? " |
| [03:09.17] | Honey,you can say it. Poconos. |
| [03:11.54] | Poconos. It's like " poke a nose. " |
| [03:18.01] | Poke a nose. |
| [03:29.25] | -So did I hear Poconos? -Yes. - |
| [03:32.06] | My sister's giving us her place for the weekend. |
| [03:35.56] | First weekend together. |
| [03:37.50] | -It's a big step. -I know. - |
| [03:40.77] | -It's just a weekend. Big deal. -Wasn't this supposed to be a fling? - |
| [03:45.57] | Shouldn't it be... |
| [03:47.47] | ...flung by now? |
| [03:49.94] | We are way past a "fling. " |
| [03:52.31] | I' m feeling things I've read about in Danielle Steel books. |
| [03:56.55] | When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... |
| [03:59.68] | Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. … |
| [04:03.42] | What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? |
| [04:07.79] | I could call lmmigration. |
| [04:14.70] | What? 什么? |
| [04:17.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. |
| [04:21.71] | Look,it's Abraham Lincoln. |
| [04:25.14] | Oh,right! |
| [04:26.84] | Go. Go! |
| [04:34.69] | I love babies with their little baby shoes... |
| [04:38.49] | ...and their little baby toes and their little hands.... |
| [04:42.73] | Okay,you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. |
| [04:56.37] | Need a new table. |
| [04:58.54] | You think? |
| [05:07.15] | -Come on in. -Hello. |
| [05:09.55] | I brought the books... |
| [05:11.49] | ...and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. |
| [05:15.06] | Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat. |
| [05:21.23] | I' m pretty sure that it is. |
| [05:28.14] | Nineteen weeks,the breasts are starting to swell. |
| [05:33.08] | According to the literature. |
| [05:35.45] | -I got the results of the amnio. -T ell me. Is everything...? - |
| [05:39.35] | -T otally and completely healthy. -That is great! - |
| [05:48.83] | When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? |
| [05:51.80] | That's our friend T anya. |
| [06:03.54] | Of course,it's your friend T anya. |
| [06:08.21] | -Don't you wanna know about the sex? -The sex? - |
| [06:13.48] | I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. |
| [06:27.57] | You know the sex of the baby? |
| [06:31.04] | -Want to know? -No. |
| [06:32.84] | I don't want to. Absolutely not. |
| [06:35.17] | You shouldn't know until you look down there... |
| [06:38.44] | ...and see," Oh,there it is. " |
| [06:41.05] | Or isn't. Or isn't. |
| [06:45.28] | -Hello,Ross. -Susan. |
| [06:47.92] | So? |
| [06:49.62] | So did you hear? |
| [06:51.12] | Yes,we did. Everything's A-Okay. |
| [06:53.42] | Oh,that's so cool! |
| [06:57.30] | It really is. |
| [06:59.03] | Do we know? |
| [07:00.43] | We certainly do. It's going to be a |
| [07:03.57] | Hello? Hello? |
| [07:04.77] | A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here. |
| [07:09.67] | Well,is it what we thought it would be? |
| [07:19.45] | What? 什么? |
| [07:21.49] | What did we think it'd be? |
| [07:24.16] | I don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. |
| [07:29.19] | -Well,thanks for the books. -No problem. Okay. |
| [07:42.57] | Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? |
| [07:50.78] | Hello? |
| [07:54.19] | Never mind. I don 't wanna know. |
| [07:57.49] | Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? |
| [08:01.23] | -That's the rule. -What rule? There's no rule. - |
| [08:05.30] | -You owe me a table. -How did you get there? - |
| [08:09.00] | It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. |
| [08:14.44] | You knew about that? |
| [08:16.17] | The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. |
| [08:21.21] | How about if we split it? |
| [08:24.08] | -What do you mean,buy it together? -Yeah. |
| [08:27.62] | -Do you think we' re ready for that? -Why not? - |
| [08:31.92] | It's a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? |
| [08:36.09] | -You' re moving out? -l' m not. - |
| [08:38.43] | -You'd tell me if you were,right? -Yes. - |
| [08:41.00] | -It's just,with my last roommate -I know all about Kip. - |
| [08:45.64] | We bought a hibachi,then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. |
| [08:50.94] | Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? |
| [08:56.01] | Oh,don't do that. |
| [09:03.79] | There's changes in your schedule. |
| [09:06.12] | Your 4:00 herbal massage is at 4:30. |
| [09:09.46] | And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. |
| [09:12.83] | Thanks. |
| [09:14.40] | Oh,here comes your 3:00. |
| [09:16.53] | I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! |
| [09:24.34] | Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? |
| [09:29.35] | Rachella tell me you... |
| [09:33.45] | ... massage? … |
| [09:34.92] | Well,Rachella's right. |
| [09:43.53] | I don't know what you just said, so let's start. |
| [09:48.27] | I am... |
| [09:50.37] | ... being naked? |
| [09:52.80] | That's your decision. Some people prefer to take off |
| [09:58.58] | Being naked! |
| [10:01.18] | I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know. |
| [10:05.38] | If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know |
| [10:08.69] | And Monica knows. |
| [10:11.46] | How? I don't even know. |
| [10:13.32] | Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. |
| [10:17.13] | So what's it gonna be? |
| [10:22.10] | -Oh,great! Now he knows. -l' m just excited about being an aunt. - |
| [10:26.80] | Or an uncle. |
| [10:33.54] | -Hey,Phoebe. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [10:35.88] | Fine! |
| [10:40.08] | -What's the matter? -Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. - |
| [10:48.03] | Can we get some cappuccino over here? |
| [10:52.20] | Oh,right! That's me! |
| [10:55.43] | That table place closes at 7. Come on. |
| [10:58.77] | Fine. |
| [11:01.84] | What is it? |
| [11:04.24] | -All right. You know Paolo? -l' m familiar with his work. |
| [11:09.51] | He made a move on me. |
| [11:11.42] | -The store will be open tomorrow. -More coffee,please. - |
| [11:16.69] | Well,what happened? |
| [11:18.46] | He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... |
| [11:26.73] | -Oh,my God. -Are you sure? |
| [11:30.23] | Oh,yeah. I' m sure. |
| [11:36.11] | And all of a sudden,his hands weren't the problem anymore. |
| [11:44.52] | Was it...? |
| [11:45.72] | Boy Scouts could've camped under there. |
| [11:52.62] | Wow. |
| [11:53.89] | -What did you do? -I dealt with it like a professional. - |
| [12:04.00] | " Ooh," what? |
| [12:05.80] | ma Thurman. |
| [12:07.07] | -The actress! -Uma Thurman! - |
| [12:10.44] | Thanks,Rach. |
| [12:14.41] | -What'll you do? -You have to tell her. - |
| [12:17.01] | It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It's a feminist issue. |
| [12:21.89] | Guys? |
| [12:23.22] | -You have to. -Feminist issue? That's where I went. - |
| [12:28.66] | -She is gonna hate me! -Yeah,well.... - |
| [12:38.94] | Will you pick one? Just pick one. |
| [12:41.41] | -Here,how about that one? -That's patio furniture. - |
| [12:45.94] | So what? Like people will come in and think," Oh,l' m outside again. " |
| [12:50.55] | Fine. |
| [12:52.22] | What about the birds? |
| [12:55.09] | I don't know. They don't say, " Hello,sit here. Eat something. " |
| [13:01.00] | -You pick one. -Okay. How about the ladybugs? - |
| [13:04.40] | Forget about the birds,but big red insects suggest fine dining. |
| [13:16.31] | Kip would have liked the birds. |
| [13:29.42] | -Hi,Pheebs. -What's going on? |
| [13:31.59] | -Are you moving out? -l' m getting ready for the weekend. - |
| [13:40.36] | These aren't all my suitcases. |
| [13:42.63] | This one's Paolo's. |
| [13:47.37] | -Rachel,can we talk for a sec? -Well,sure. |
| [13:51.48] | Just for a sec,Paolo's on his way. |
| [14:06.22] | We haven't known each other that long. |
| [14:09.13] | There are three things you should know: |
| [14:12.06] | One,my friends are the most important thing in my life. |
| [14:16.77] | Two,I never lie. |
| [14:19.40] | And three,I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. |
| [14:26.04] | Okay. Thanks,Pheebs. ok, |
| [14:36.79] | Why have I never tasted these? |
| [14:39.16] | I don't make them a lot,because it's not fair to the other cookies. |
| [14:50.13] | These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. |
| [14:53.50] | -Which proves that I never lie. -I guess you don't. - |
| [14:57.58] | Paolo made a pass at me. |
| [15:02.35] | What do you think? |
| [15:03.81] | It's the most beautiful table I've seen. |
| [15:06.88] | I know. |
| [15:08.29] | Will you balance plates on these heads? |
| [15:11.32] | Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on! |
| [15:16.33] | Heads up,Ross. |
| [15:18.03] | Score! You suck! |
| [15:23.47] | Are you okay? |
| [15:27.91] | I need some mik. |
| [15:31.01] | Okay. I've got milk. Ok, |
| [15:38.02] | Here you go. |
| [15:48.00] | Better? |
| [15:51.06] | No. |
| [15:54.73] | I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. |
| [16:00.27] | And I was all," Oh,Paolo! He's so great! |
| [16:04.07] | He makes me feel so" |
| [16:06.58] | God! |
| [16:08.38] | I' m so embarrassed! |
| [16:10.21] | I' m so embarrassed. |
| [16:15.59] | If I had never met him |
| [16:17.66] | -l' m so sorry. -No,l' m sorry. |
| [16:20.00] | -l' m sorry. -l' m sorry. Wait. - |
| [16:22.56] | -What are we sorry about? -I don't know. |
| [16:25.33] | Right. He's the pig. Right. He's the pig. |
| [16:27.53] | -Such a pig! -Oh,God,he's such a pig! |
| [16:30.50] | He's like a big disgusting pig.... |
| [16:34.24] | -Pig man! -Yes,good! |
| [16:40.74] | But he was my pig man! |
| [16:45.05] | How did I not see this? |
| [16:48.79] | Oh,I know! |
| [16:53.02] | Because... |
| [16:55.06] | ... he's gorgeous. |
| [16:56.83] | And he's charming. |
| [16:58.63] | -And when he looks -Okay,Pheebs. |
| [17:01.53] | The end. |
| [17:05.44] | God. |
| [17:08.47] | Should I not have told you? |
| [17:11.31] | T rust me,it's much better that I know. |
| [17:17.88] | But I just liked it better before. It was better. |
| [17:38.64] | She took it pretty well. Paolo's over there now,so.... |
| [17:48.71] | -Score! -Game! Nice! |
| [17:53.32] | Come on,Pheebs. |
| [17:56.15] | Well,it looks like we kicked your butts. |
| [17:59.32] | She did. You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team. |
| [18:03.69] | Come on. Two on one. |
| [18:05.33] | Why are you here? She just broke up with him. |
| [18:08.17] | It's time for you to swoop in. |
| [18:11.10] | -What,now? -Yes. Now is when you swoop. |
| [18:14.07] | When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. |
| [18:18.18] | She's gotta know you' re everything he's not. You' re the anti-Paolo. |
| [18:24.65] | My Catholic friend is right. |
| [18:26.78] | She's distraught. You' re there for her. |
| [18:29.59] | You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross. " |
| [18:42.27] | -See this? See? -Hold it! Ascolta! |
| [18:48.27] | -How's it going? -Don't stare. - |
| [18:50.37] | She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there's gesturing and arm-waving. |
| [18:55.55] | That is," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " |
| [19:01.15] | Here he comes. |
| [19:13.30] | I am... |
| [19:15.30] | ...to say goodbye. |
| [19:17.27] | Okay,bye-bye. |
| [19:22.24] | Paolo,I really hate you for what you did,but I still have five of these... |
| [19:27.78] | ...so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. |
| [19:35.42] | I just wanna tell you,and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say.... |
| [19:46.86] | Oh,just look at her. |
| [19:49.07] | Guys,I think only one of us should go... |
| [19:51.80] | -...so she's not overwhelmed. -Right. - |
| [19:54.34] | And I really think it should be me. |
| [20:13.56] | You all right? |
| [20:15.93] | I've been better. |
| [20:19.20] | I don't believe this. |
| [20:21.77] | I wasn't supposed to care about this guy. |
| [20:25.04] | It was just supposed to be this big,fun,ltalian thing. |
| [20:30.47] | Someday I could look back and say, "That was a big,fun,ltalian thing. " |
| [20:36.85] | It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over. |
| [20:51.36] | Listen... |
| [20:53.06] | ...you deserve so much better than him. |
| [20:56.33] | I mean,you... |
| [20:58.67] | ...should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. |
| [21:06.54] | What? |
| [21:08.51] | I' m so sick of guys! |
| [21:11.92] | I don't want to look at or think about another guy. |
| [21:16.79] | I don't even want to be near another guy. |
| [21:26.93] | Ross,you' re so great. |
| [21:41.01] | -Are you all right? -Are you okay? |
| [21:43.68] | -Medium. Any cookies left? -Yeah. |
| [21:50.55] | See,Rach... |
| [21:52.09] | ... I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. |
| [21:56.69] | What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. |
| [22:03.03] | I just need to be by myself for a while. |
| [22:05.94] | -I just gotta figure out what I want. -No,no. - |
| [22:10.34] | See,because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. |
| [22:14.51] | No,I know. I know. |
| [22:16.65] | And l' m sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one. |
| [22:21.72] | -What? -What? |
| [22:26.46] | I' m having a boy? |
| [22:28.76] | No. |
| [22:31.03] | No. In fact,you' re not having a boy. |
| [22:35.10] | I' m having a boy. |
| [22:38.47] | -Huh? Am I having a boy? -You' re having a boy! - |
| [22:42.67] | I' m having a boy! |
| [22:44.11] | -l' m having a boy! -What is it? |
| [22:46.38] | I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! |
| [22:52.75] | We already knew that! |
| [22:57.72] | I' m having a son. |
| [23:07.60] | Yes! And that would be a shutdown! |
| [23:10.53] | Shutout! |
| [23:15.24] | Where you going? One more game! |
| [23:18.04] | -It's 2:30 in the morning. -Yeah,get out! |
| [23:21.75] | You guys always hang out in my apartment. |
| [23:27.62] | Come on,wussies! |
| [23:33.46] | All right! Okay! I gotta go! |
| [23:36.19] | I' m going. |
| [23:37.79] | And l' m gone. |
| [23:42.07] | -One more game? -Oh,yeah. |
| [06:18.-3] | But when you throw in T anya.... |
| [06:23.-3] | The sex of the baby, Ross. |
| [07:27.-3] | I should probably just go. |
| [07:36.-2] | Susan. |
| [09:42.-3] | Oh, okay. |
| [10:44.-3] | Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. |
| [13:09.-2] | Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! Not like that, I won' t. |
| [13:37.-3] | Are your weekends longer than two days? |
| [14:34.-1] | Oh, my God! I know. oh, |
| [16:12.-4] | l' m the one he hit on. I unleashed him on you. |
| [17:43.-2] | We should go and see if she' s okay. Just one second. |
| [20:43.-4] | Come here. |
| [23:25.-4] | I' ll only use my left hand. |
| [00:57.07] | No, no, we' re done! |
| [01:01.21] | The One With the Dozen Lasagnas |
| [01:47.22] | Aunt Silv, stop yelling! |
| [01:49.79] | If you' d told me vegetarian lasagna... |
| [01:52.92] | ... I would' ve made vegetarian lasagna. |
| [01:56.83] | The meat' s only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. |
| [02:01.47] | Ross, did you really read all these baby books? |
| [02:04.67] | You could plunk me down in any woman' s uterus, no compass... |
| [02:09.64] | ... and I could find my way out like that! |
| [02:13.18] | This is cool. |
| [02:14.51] | It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. |
| [02:20.65] | And we' re done with the yogurt. |
| [02:24.59] | Sorry. |
| [02:26.29] | I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. |
| [02:29.86] | What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? |
| [02:34.00] | Nice talk, Aunt Silv. |
| [02:36.84] | You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? |
| [02:40.44] | Ross, listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? |
| [02:45.61] | This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy. " |
| [02:48.25] | Hello. |
| [02:49.75] | " How come you don' t live with Mommy? " |
| [02:54.19] | " How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " |
| [03:02.03] | " What' s a lesbian? " |
| [03:09.17] | Honey, you can say it. Poconos. |
| [03:11.54] | Poconos. It' s like " poke a nose. " |
| [03:18.01] | Poke a nose. |
| [03:29.25] | So did I hear Poconos? Yes. |
| [03:32.06] | My sister' s giving us her place for the weekend. |
| [03:35.56] | First weekend together. |
| [03:37.50] | It' s a big step. I know. |
| [03:40.77] | It' s just a weekend. Big deal. Wasn' t this supposed to be a fling? |
| [03:45.57] | Shouldn' t it be... |
| [03:47.47] | ... flung by now? |
| [03:49.94] | We are way past a " fling. " |
| [03:52.31] | I' m feeling things I' ve read about in Danielle Steel books. |
| [03:56.55] | When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... |
| [03:59.68] | Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. |
| [04:03.42] | What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? |
| [04:07.79] | I could call lmmigration. |
| [04:14.70] | What? shen me? |
| [04:17.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. |
| [04:21.71] | Look, it' s Abraham Lincoln. |
| [04:25.14] | Oh, right! |
| [04:26.84] | Go. Go! |
| [04:34.69] | I love babies with their little baby shoes... |
| [04:38.49] | ... and their little baby toes and their little hands.... |
| [04:42.73] | Okay, you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. |
| [04:56.37] | Need a new table. |
| [04:58.54] | You think? |
| [05:07.15] | Come on in. Hello. |
| [05:09.55] | I brought the books... |
| [05:11.49] | ... and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. |
| [05:15.06] | Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn' t eat meat. |
| [05:21.23] | I' m pretty sure that it is. |
| [05:28.14] | Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. |
| [05:33.08] | According to the literature. |
| [05:35.45] | I got the results of the amnio. T ell me. Is everything...? |
| [05:39.35] | T otally and completely healthy. That is great! |
| [05:48.83] | When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? |
| [05:51.80] | That' s our friend T anya. |
| [06:03.54] | Of course, it' s your friend T anya. |
| [06:08.21] | Don' t you wanna know about the sex? The sex? |
| [06:13.48] | I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. |
| [06:27.57] | You know the sex of the baby? |
| [06:31.04] | Want to know? No. |
| [06:32.84] | I don' t want to. Absolutely not. |
| [06:35.17] | You shouldn' t know until you look down there... |
| [06:38.44] | ... and see," Oh, there it is. " |
| [06:41.05] | Or isn' t. Or isn' t. |
| [06:45.28] | Hello, Ross. Susan. |
| [06:47.92] | So? |
| [06:49.62] | So did you hear? |
| [06:51.12] | Yes, we did. Everything' s AOkay. |
| [06:53.42] | Oh, that' s so cool! |
| [06:57.30] | It really is. |
| [06:59.03] | Do we know? |
| [07:00.43] | We certainly do. It' s going to be a |
| [07:03.57] | Hello? Hello? |
| [07:04.77] | A guy who doesn' t wanna know is standing here. |
| [07:09.67] | Well, is it what we thought it would be? |
| [07:19.45] | What? shen me? |
| [07:21.49] | What did we think it' d be? |
| [07:24.16] | I don' t wanna know. Don' t wanna know. |
| [07:29.19] | Well, thanks for the books. No problem. Okay. |
| [07:42.57] | Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? |
| [07:50.78] | Hello? |
| [07:54.19] | Never mind. I don ' t wanna know. |
| [07:57.49] | Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? |
| [08:01.23] | That' s the rule. What rule? There' s no rule. |
| [08:05.30] | You owe me a table. How did you get there? |
| [08:09.00] | It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. |
| [08:14.44] | You knew about that? |
| [08:16.17] | The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. |
| [08:21.21] | How about if we split it? |
| [08:24.08] | What do you mean, buy it together? Yeah. |
| [08:27.62] | Do you think we' re ready for that? Why not? |
| [08:31.92] | It' s a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? |
| [08:36.09] | You' re moving out? l' m not. |
| [08:38.43] | You' d tell me if you were, right? Yes. |
| [08:41.00] | It' s just, with my last roommate I know all about Kip. |
| [08:45.64] | We bought a hibachi, then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. |
| [08:50.94] | Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? |
| [08:56.01] | Oh, don' t do that. |
| [09:03.79] | There' s changes in your schedule. |
| [09:06.12] | Your 4: 00 herbal massage is at 4: 30. |
| [09:09.46] | And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5: 30 shiatsu. |
| [09:12.83] | Thanks. |
| [09:14.40] | Oh, here comes your 3: 00. |
| [09:16.53] | I don' t mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! |
| [09:24.34] | Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? |
| [09:29.35] | Rachella tell me you... |
| [09:33.45] | ... massage? |
| [09:34.92] | Well, Rachella' s right. |
| [09:43.53] | I don' t know what you just said, so let' s start. |
| [09:48.27] | I am... |
| [09:50.37] | ... being naked? |
| [09:52.80] | That' s your decision. Some people prefer to take off |
| [09:58.58] | Being naked! |
| [10:01.18] | I can' t believe you don' t wanna know. I couldn' t not know. |
| [10:05.38] | If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know |
| [10:08.69] | And Monica knows. |
| [10:11.46] | How? I don' t even know. |
| [10:13.32] | Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. |
| [10:17.13] | So what' s it gonna be? |
| [10:22.10] | Oh, great! Now he knows. l' m just excited about being an aunt. |
| [10:26.80] | Or an uncle. |
| [10:33.54] | Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [10:35.88] | Fine! |
| [10:40.08] | What' s the matter? Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. |
| [10:48.03] | Can we get some cappuccino over here? |
| [10:52.20] | Oh, right! That' s me! |
| [10:55.43] | That table place closes at 7. Come on. |
| [10:58.77] | Fine. |
| [11:01.84] | What is it? |
| [11:04.24] | All right. You know Paolo? l' m familiar with his work. |
| [11:09.51] | He made a move on me. |
| [11:11.42] | The store will be open tomorrow. More coffee, please. |
| [11:16.69] | Well, what happened? |
| [11:18.46] | He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... |
| [11:26.73] | Oh, my God. Are you sure? |
| [11:30.23] | Oh, yeah. I' m sure. |
| [11:36.11] | And all of a sudden, his hands weren' t the problem anymore. |
| [11:44.52] | Was it...? |
| [11:45.72] | Boy Scouts could' ve camped under there. |
| [11:52.62] | Wow. |
| [11:53.89] | What did you do? I dealt with it like a professional. |
| [12:04.00] | " Ooh," what? |
| [12:05.80] | ma Thurman. |
| [12:07.07] | The actress! Uma Thurman! |
| [12:10.44] | Thanks, Rach. |
| [12:14.41] | What' ll you do? You have to tell her. |
| [12:17.01] | It' s your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It' s a feminist issue. |
| [12:21.89] | Guys? |
| [12:23.22] | You have to. Feminist issue? That' s where I went. |
| [12:28.66] | She is gonna hate me! Yeah, well.... |
| [12:38.94] | Will you pick one? Just pick one. |
| [12:41.41] | Here, how about that one? That' s patio furniture. |
| [12:45.94] | So what? Like people will come in and think," Oh, l' m outside again. " |
| [12:50.55] | Fine. |
| [12:52.22] | What about the birds? |
| [12:55.09] | I don' t know. They don' t say, " Hello, sit here. Eat something. " |
| [13:01.00] | You pick one. Okay. How about the ladybugs? |
| [13:04.40] | Forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining. |
| [13:16.31] | Kip would have liked the birds. |
| [13:29.42] | Hi, Pheebs. What' s going on? |
| [13:31.59] | Are you moving out? l' m getting ready for the weekend. |
| [13:40.36] | These aren' t all my suitcases. |
| [13:42.63] | This one' s Paolo' s. |
| [13:47.37] | Rachel, can we talk for a sec? Well, sure. |
| [13:51.48] | Just for a sec, Paolo' s on his way. |
| [14:06.22] | We haven' t known each other that long. |
| [14:09.13] | There are three things you should know: |
| [14:12.06] | One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. |
| [14:16.77] | Two, I never lie. |
| [14:19.40] | And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. |
| [14:26.04] | Okay. Thanks, Pheebs. ok, |
| [14:36.79] | Why have I never tasted these? |
| [14:39.16] | I don' t make them a lot, because it' s not fair to the other cookies. |
| [14:50.13] | These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. |
| [14:53.50] | Which proves that I never lie. I guess you don' t. |
| [14:57.58] | Paolo made a pass at me. |
| [15:02.35] | What do you think? |
| [15:03.81] | It' s the most beautiful table I' ve seen. |
| [15:06.88] | I know. |
| [15:08.29] | Will you balance plates on these heads? |
| [15:11.32] | Who cares? We' ll eat at the sink. Come on! |
| [15:16.33] | Heads up, Ross. |
| [15:18.03] | Score! You suck! |
| [15:23.47] | Are you okay? |
| [15:27.91] | I need some mik. |
| [15:31.01] | Okay. I' ve got milk. Ok, |
| [15:38.02] | Here you go. |
| [15:48.00] | Better? |
| [15:51.06] | No. |
| [15:54.73] | I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. |
| [16:00.27] | And I was all," Oh, Paolo! He' s so great! |
| [16:04.07] | He makes me feel so" |
| [16:06.58] | God! |
| [16:08.38] | I' m so embarrassed! |
| [16:10.21] | I' m so embarrassed. |
| [16:15.59] | If I had never met him |
| [16:17.66] | l' m so sorry. No, l' m sorry. |
| [16:20.00] | l' m sorry. l' m sorry. Wait. |
| [16:22.56] | What are we sorry about? I don' t know. |
| [16:25.33] | Right. He' s the pig. Right. He' s the pig. |
| [16:27.53] | Such a pig! Oh, God, he' s such a pig! |
| [16:30.50] | He' s like a big disgusting pig.... |
| [16:34.24] | Pig man! Yes, good! |
| [16:40.74] | But he was my pig man! |
| [16:45.05] | How did I not see this? |
| [16:48.79] | Oh, I know! |
| [16:53.02] | Because... |
| [16:55.06] | ... he' s gorgeous. |
| [16:56.83] | And he' s charming. |
| [16:58.63] | And when he looks Okay, Pheebs. |
| [17:01.53] | The end. |
| [17:05.44] | God. |
| [17:08.47] | Should I not have told you? |
| [17:11.31] | T rust me, it' s much better that I know. |
| [17:17.88] | But I just liked it better before. It was better. |
| [17:38.64] | She took it pretty well. Paolo' s over there now, so.... |
| [17:48.71] | Score! Game! Nice! |
| [17:53.32] | Come on, Pheebs. |
| [17:56.15] | Well, it looks like we kicked your butts. |
| [17:59.32] | She did. You could be on the Olympic " Standing There" team. |
| [18:03.69] | Come on. Two on one. |
| [18:05.33] | Why are you here? She just broke up with him. |
| [18:08.17] | It' s time for you to swoop in. |
| [18:11.10] | What, now? Yes. Now is when you swoop. |
| [18:14.07] | When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. |
| [18:18.18] | She' s gotta know you' re everything he' s not. You' re the antiPaolo. |
| [18:24.65] | My Catholic friend is right. |
| [18:26.78] | She' s distraught. You' re there for her. |
| [18:29.59] | You pick up the pieces and then you usher in " The Age of Ross. " |
| [18:42.27] | See this? See? Hold it! Ascolta! |
| [18:48.27] | How' s it going? Don' t stare. |
| [18:50.37] | She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there' s gesturing and armwaving. |
| [18:55.55] | That is," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " |
| [19:01.15] | Here he comes. |
| [19:13.30] | I am... |
| [19:15.30] | ... to say goodbye. |
| [19:17.27] | Okay, byebye. |
| [19:22.24] | Paolo, I really hate you for what you did, but I still have five of these... |
| [19:27.78] | ... so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. |
| [19:35.42] | I just wanna tell you, and I think I' d speak for everyone when I say.... |
| [19:46.86] | Oh, just look at her. |
| [19:49.07] | Guys, I think only one of us should go... |
| [19:51.80] | ... so she' s not overwhelmed. Right. |
| [19:54.34] | And I really think it should be me. |
| [20:13.56] | You all right? |
| [20:15.93] | I' ve been better. |
| [20:19.20] | I don' t believe this. |
| [20:21.77] | I wasn' t supposed to care about this guy. |
| [20:25.04] | It was just supposed to be this big, fun, ltalian thing. |
| [20:30.47] | Someday I could look back and say, " That was a big, fun, ltalian thing. " |
| [20:36.85] | It wasn' t supposed to feel like this when it was over. |
| [20:51.36] | Listen... |
| [20:53.06] | ... you deserve so much better than him. |
| [20:56.33] | I mean, you... |
| [20:58.67] | ... should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. |
| [21:06.54] | What? |
| [21:08.51] | I' m so sick of guys! |
| [21:11.92] | I don' t want to look at or think about another guy. |
| [21:16.79] | I don' t even want to be near another guy. |
| [21:26.93] | Ross, you' re so great. |
| [21:41.01] | Are you all right? Are you okay? |
| [21:43.68] | Medium. Any cookies left? Yeah. |
| [21:50.55] | See, Rach... |
| [21:52.09] | ... I don' t think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. |
| [21:56.69] | What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. |
| [22:03.03] | I just need to be by myself for a while. |
| [22:05.94] | I just gotta figure out what I want. No, no. |
| [22:10.34] | See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. |
| [22:14.51] | No, I know. I know. |
| [22:16.65] | And l' m sure your little boy' s not gonna grow up to be one. |
| [22:21.72] | What? What? |
| [22:26.46] | I' m having a boy? |
| [22:28.76] | No. |
| [22:31.03] | No. In fact, you' re not having a boy. |
| [22:35.10] | I' m having a boy. |
| [22:38.47] | Huh? Am I having a boy? You' re having a boy! |
| [22:42.67] | I' m having a boy! |
| [22:44.11] | l' m having a boy! What is it? |
| [22:46.38] | I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! |
| [22:52.75] | We already knew that! |
| [22:57.72] | I' m having a son. |
| [23:07.60] | Yes! And that would be a shutdown! |
| [23:10.53] | Shutout! |
| [23:15.24] | Where you going? One more game! |
| [23:18.04] | It' s 2: 30 in the morning. Yeah, get out! |
| [23:21.75] | You guys always hang out in my apartment. |
| [23:27.62] | Come on, wussies! |
| [23:33.46] | All right! Okay! I gotta go! |
| [23:36.19] | I' m going. |
| [23:37.79] | And l' m gone. |
| [23:42.07] | One more game? Oh, yeah. |
| [06:18.-3] | But when you throw in T anya.... |
| [06:23.-3] | The sex of the baby, Ross. |
| [07:27.-3] | I should probably just go. |
| [07:36.-2] | Susan. |
| [09:42.-3] | Oh, okay. |
| [10:44.-3] | Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. |
| [13:09.-2] | Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! Not like that, I won' t. |
| [13:37.-3] | Are your weekends longer than two days? |
| [14:34.-1] | Oh, my God! I know. oh, |
| [16:12.-4] | l' m the one he hit on. I unleashed him on you. |
| [17:43.-2] | We should go and see if she' s okay. Just one second. |
| [20:43.-4] | Come here. |
| [23:25.-4] | I' ll only use my left hand. |
| [00:57.07] | No, no, we' re done! |
| [01:01.21] | The One With the Dozen Lasagnas |
| [01:47.22] | Aunt Silv, stop yelling! |
| [01:49.79] | If you' d told me vegetarian lasagna... |
| [01:52.92] | ... I would' ve made vegetarian lasagna. |
| [01:56.83] | The meat' s only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. |
| [02:01.47] | Ross, did you really read all these baby books? |
| [02:04.67] | You could plunk me down in any woman' s uterus, no compass... |
| [02:09.64] | ... and I could find my way out like that! |
| [02:13.18] | This is cool. |
| [02:14.51] | It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. |
| [02:20.65] | And we' re done with the yogurt. |
| [02:24.59] | Sorry. |
| [02:26.29] | I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. |
| [02:29.86] | What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? |
| [02:34.00] | Nice talk, Aunt Silv. |
| [02:36.84] | You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? |
| [02:40.44] | Ross, listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? |
| [02:45.61] | This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy. " |
| [02:48.25] | Hello. |
| [02:49.75] | " How come you don' t live with Mommy? " |
| [02:54.19] | " How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " |
| [03:02.03] | " What' s a lesbian? " |
| [03:09.17] | Honey, you can say it. Poconos. |
| [03:11.54] | Poconos. It' s like " poke a nose. " |
| [03:18.01] | Poke a nose. |
| [03:29.25] | So did I hear Poconos? Yes. |
| [03:32.06] | My sister' s giving us her place for the weekend. |
| [03:35.56] | First weekend together. |
| [03:37.50] | It' s a big step. I know. |
| [03:40.77] | It' s just a weekend. Big deal. Wasn' t this supposed to be a fling? |
| [03:45.57] | Shouldn' t it be... |
| [03:47.47] | ... flung by now? |
| [03:49.94] | We are way past a " fling. " |
| [03:52.31] | I' m feeling things I' ve read about in Danielle Steel books. |
| [03:56.55] | When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... |
| [03:59.68] | Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. |
| [04:03.42] | What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? |
| [04:07.79] | I could call lmmigration. |
| [04:14.70] | What? shén me? |
| [04:17.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. |
| [04:21.71] | Look, it' s Abraham Lincoln. |
| [04:25.14] | Oh, right! |
| [04:26.84] | Go. Go! |
| [04:34.69] | I love babies with their little baby shoes... |
| [04:38.49] | ... and their little baby toes and their little hands.... |
| [04:42.73] | Okay, you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. |
| [04:56.37] | Need a new table. |
| [04:58.54] | You think? |
| [05:07.15] | Come on in. Hello. |
| [05:09.55] | I brought the books... |
| [05:11.49] | ... and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. |
| [05:15.06] | Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn' t eat meat. |
| [05:21.23] | I' m pretty sure that it is. |
| [05:28.14] | Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. |
| [05:33.08] | According to the literature. |
| [05:35.45] | I got the results of the amnio. T ell me. Is everything...? |
| [05:39.35] | T otally and completely healthy. That is great! |
| [05:48.83] | When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? |
| [05:51.80] | That' s our friend T anya. |
| [06:03.54] | Of course, it' s your friend T anya. |
| [06:08.21] | Don' t you wanna know about the sex? The sex? |
| [06:13.48] | I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. |
| [06:27.57] | You know the sex of the baby? |
| [06:31.04] | Want to know? No. |
| [06:32.84] | I don' t want to. Absolutely not. |
| [06:35.17] | You shouldn' t know until you look down there... |
| [06:38.44] | ... and see," Oh, there it is. " |
| [06:41.05] | Or isn' t. Or isn' t. |
| [06:45.28] | Hello, Ross. Susan. |
| [06:47.92] | So? |
| [06:49.62] | So did you hear? |
| [06:51.12] | Yes, we did. Everything' s AOkay. |
| [06:53.42] | Oh, that' s so cool! |
| [06:57.30] | It really is. |
| [06:59.03] | Do we know? |
| [07:00.43] | We certainly do. It' s going to be a |
| [07:03.57] | Hello? Hello? |
| [07:04.77] | A guy who doesn' t wanna know is standing here. |
| [07:09.67] | Well, is it what we thought it would be? |
| [07:19.45] | What? shén me? |
| [07:21.49] | What did we think it' d be? |
| [07:24.16] | I don' t wanna know. Don' t wanna know. |
| [07:29.19] | Well, thanks for the books. No problem. Okay. |
| [07:42.57] | Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? |
| [07:50.78] | Hello? |
| [07:54.19] | Never mind. I don ' t wanna know. |
| [07:57.49] | Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? |
| [08:01.23] | That' s the rule. What rule? There' s no rule. |
| [08:05.30] | You owe me a table. How did you get there? |
| [08:09.00] | It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. |
| [08:14.44] | You knew about that? |
| [08:16.17] | The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. |
| [08:21.21] | How about if we split it? |
| [08:24.08] | What do you mean, buy it together? Yeah. |
| [08:27.62] | Do you think we' re ready for that? Why not? |
| [08:31.92] | It' s a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? |
| [08:36.09] | You' re moving out? l' m not. |
| [08:38.43] | You' d tell me if you were, right? Yes. |
| [08:41.00] | It' s just, with my last roommate I know all about Kip. |
| [08:45.64] | We bought a hibachi, then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. |
| [08:50.94] | Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? |
| [08:56.01] | Oh, don' t do that. |
| [09:03.79] | There' s changes in your schedule. |
| [09:06.12] | Your 4: 00 herbal massage is at 4: 30. |
| [09:09.46] | And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5: 30 shiatsu. |
| [09:12.83] | Thanks. |
| [09:14.40] | Oh, here comes your 3: 00. |
| [09:16.53] | I don' t mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! |
| [09:24.34] | Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? |
| [09:29.35] | Rachella tell me you... |
| [09:33.45] | ... massage? |
| [09:34.92] | Well, Rachella' s right. |
| [09:43.53] | I don' t know what you just said, so let' s start. |
| [09:48.27] | I am... |
| [09:50.37] | ... being naked? |
| [09:52.80] | That' s your decision. Some people prefer to take off |
| [09:58.58] | Being naked! |
| [10:01.18] | I can' t believe you don' t wanna know. I couldn' t not know. |
| [10:05.38] | If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know |
| [10:08.69] | And Monica knows. |
| [10:11.46] | How? I don' t even know. |
| [10:13.32] | Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. |
| [10:17.13] | So what' s it gonna be? |
| [10:22.10] | Oh, great! Now he knows. l' m just excited about being an aunt. |
| [10:26.80] | Or an uncle. |
| [10:33.54] | Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [10:35.88] | Fine! |
| [10:40.08] | What' s the matter? Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. |
| [10:48.03] | Can we get some cappuccino over here? |
| [10:52.20] | Oh, right! That' s me! |
| [10:55.43] | That table place closes at 7. Come on. |
| [10:58.77] | Fine. |
| [11:01.84] | What is it? |
| [11:04.24] | All right. You know Paolo? l' m familiar with his work. |
| [11:09.51] | He made a move on me. |
| [11:11.42] | The store will be open tomorrow. More coffee, please. |
| [11:16.69] | Well, what happened? |
| [11:18.46] | He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... |
| [11:26.73] | Oh, my God. Are you sure? |
| [11:30.23] | Oh, yeah. I' m sure. |
| [11:36.11] | And all of a sudden, his hands weren' t the problem anymore. |
| [11:44.52] | Was it...? |
| [11:45.72] | Boy Scouts could' ve camped under there. |
| [11:52.62] | Wow. |
| [11:53.89] | What did you do? I dealt with it like a professional. |
| [12:04.00] | " Ooh," what? |
| [12:05.80] | ma Thurman. |
| [12:07.07] | The actress! Uma Thurman! |
| [12:10.44] | Thanks, Rach. |
| [12:14.41] | What' ll you do? You have to tell her. |
| [12:17.01] | It' s your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It' s a feminist issue. |
| [12:21.89] | Guys? |
| [12:23.22] | You have to. Feminist issue? That' s where I went. |
| [12:28.66] | She is gonna hate me! Yeah, well.... |
| [12:38.94] | Will you pick one? Just pick one. |
| [12:41.41] | Here, how about that one? That' s patio furniture. |
| [12:45.94] | So what? Like people will come in and think," Oh, l' m outside again. " |
| [12:50.55] | Fine. |
| [12:52.22] | What about the birds? |
| [12:55.09] | I don' t know. They don' t say, " Hello, sit here. Eat something. " |
| [13:01.00] | You pick one. Okay. How about the ladybugs? |
| [13:04.40] | Forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining. |
| [13:16.31] | Kip would have liked the birds. |
| [13:29.42] | Hi, Pheebs. What' s going on? |
| [13:31.59] | Are you moving out? l' m getting ready for the weekend. |
| [13:40.36] | These aren' t all my suitcases. |
| [13:42.63] | This one' s Paolo' s. |
| [13:47.37] | Rachel, can we talk for a sec? Well, sure. |
| [13:51.48] | Just for a sec, Paolo' s on his way. |
| [14:06.22] | We haven' t known each other that long. |
| [14:09.13] | There are three things you should know: |
| [14:12.06] | One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. |
| [14:16.77] | Two, I never lie. |
| [14:19.40] | And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. |
| [14:26.04] | Okay. Thanks, Pheebs. ok, |
| [14:36.79] | Why have I never tasted these? |
| [14:39.16] | I don' t make them a lot, because it' s not fair to the other cookies. |
| [14:50.13] | These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. |
| [14:53.50] | Which proves that I never lie. I guess you don' t. |
| [14:57.58] | Paolo made a pass at me. |
| [15:02.35] | What do you think? |
| [15:03.81] | It' s the most beautiful table I' ve seen. |
| [15:06.88] | I know. |
| [15:08.29] | Will you balance plates on these heads? |
| [15:11.32] | Who cares? We' ll eat at the sink. Come on! |
| [15:16.33] | Heads up, Ross. |
| [15:18.03] | Score! You suck! |
| [15:23.47] | Are you okay? |
| [15:27.91] | I need some mik. |
| [15:31.01] | Okay. I' ve got milk. Ok, |
| [15:38.02] | Here you go. |
| [15:48.00] | Better? |
| [15:51.06] | No. |
| [15:54.73] | I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. |
| [16:00.27] | And I was all," Oh, Paolo! He' s so great! |
| [16:04.07] | He makes me feel so" |
| [16:06.58] | God! |
| [16:08.38] | I' m so embarrassed! |
| [16:10.21] | I' m so embarrassed. |
| [16:15.59] | If I had never met him |
| [16:17.66] | l' m so sorry. No, l' m sorry. |
| [16:20.00] | l' m sorry. l' m sorry. Wait. |
| [16:22.56] | What are we sorry about? I don' t know. |
| [16:25.33] | Right. He' s the pig. Right. He' s the pig. |
| [16:27.53] | Such a pig! Oh, God, he' s such a pig! |
| [16:30.50] | He' s like a big disgusting pig.... |
| [16:34.24] | Pig man! Yes, good! |
| [16:40.74] | But he was my pig man! |
| [16:45.05] | How did I not see this? |
| [16:48.79] | Oh, I know! |
| [16:53.02] | Because... |
| [16:55.06] | ... he' s gorgeous. |
| [16:56.83] | And he' s charming. |
| [16:58.63] | And when he looks Okay, Pheebs. |
| [17:01.53] | The end. |
| [17:05.44] | God. |
| [17:08.47] | Should I not have told you? |
| [17:11.31] | T rust me, it' s much better that I know. |
| [17:17.88] | But I just liked it better before. It was better. |
| [17:38.64] | She took it pretty well. Paolo' s over there now, so.... |
| [17:48.71] | Score! Game! Nice! |
| [17:53.32] | Come on, Pheebs. |
| [17:56.15] | Well, it looks like we kicked your butts. |
| [17:59.32] | She did. You could be on the Olympic " Standing There" team. |
| [18:03.69] | Come on. Two on one. |
| [18:05.33] | Why are you here? She just broke up with him. |
| [18:08.17] | It' s time for you to swoop in. |
| [18:11.10] | What, now? Yes. Now is when you swoop. |
| [18:14.07] | When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. |
| [18:18.18] | She' s gotta know you' re everything he' s not. You' re the antiPaolo. |
| [18:24.65] | My Catholic friend is right. |
| [18:26.78] | She' s distraught. You' re there for her. |
| [18:29.59] | You pick up the pieces and then you usher in " The Age of Ross. " |
| [18:42.27] | See this? See? Hold it! Ascolta! |
| [18:48.27] | How' s it going? Don' t stare. |
| [18:50.37] | She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there' s gesturing and armwaving. |
| [18:55.55] | That is," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " |
| [19:01.15] | Here he comes. |
| [19:13.30] | I am... |
| [19:15.30] | ... to say goodbye. |
| [19:17.27] | Okay, byebye. |
| [19:22.24] | Paolo, I really hate you for what you did, but I still have five of these... |
| [19:27.78] | ... so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. |
| [19:35.42] | I just wanna tell you, and I think I' d speak for everyone when I say.... |
| [19:46.86] | Oh, just look at her. |
| [19:49.07] | Guys, I think only one of us should go... |
| [19:51.80] | ... so she' s not overwhelmed. Right. |
| [19:54.34] | And I really think it should be me. |
| [20:13.56] | You all right? |
| [20:15.93] | I' ve been better. |
| [20:19.20] | I don' t believe this. |
| [20:21.77] | I wasn' t supposed to care about this guy. |
| [20:25.04] | It was just supposed to be this big, fun, ltalian thing. |
| [20:30.47] | Someday I could look back and say, " That was a big, fun, ltalian thing. " |
| [20:36.85] | It wasn' t supposed to feel like this when it was over. |
| [20:51.36] | Listen... |
| [20:53.06] | ... you deserve so much better than him. |
| [20:56.33] | I mean, you... |
| [20:58.67] | ... should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. |
| [21:06.54] | What? |
| [21:08.51] | I' m so sick of guys! |
| [21:11.92] | I don' t want to look at or think about another guy. |
| [21:16.79] | I don' t even want to be near another guy. |
| [21:26.93] | Ross, you' re so great. |
| [21:41.01] | Are you all right? Are you okay? |
| [21:43.68] | Medium. Any cookies left? Yeah. |
| [21:50.55] | See, Rach... |
| [21:52.09] | ... I don' t think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. |
| [21:56.69] | What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. |
| [22:03.03] | I just need to be by myself for a while. |
| [22:05.94] | I just gotta figure out what I want. No, no. |
| [22:10.34] | See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. |
| [22:14.51] | No, I know. I know. |
| [22:16.65] | And l' m sure your little boy' s not gonna grow up to be one. |
| [22:21.72] | What? What? |
| [22:26.46] | I' m having a boy? |
| [22:28.76] | No. |
| [22:31.03] | No. In fact, you' re not having a boy. |
| [22:35.10] | I' m having a boy. |
| [22:38.47] | Huh? Am I having a boy? You' re having a boy! |
| [22:42.67] | I' m having a boy! |
| [22:44.11] | l' m having a boy! What is it? |
| [22:46.38] | I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! |
| [22:52.75] | We already knew that! |
| [22:57.72] | I' m having a son. |
| [23:07.60] | Yes! And that would be a shutdown! |
| [23:10.53] | Shutout! |
| [23:15.24] | Where you going? One more game! |
| [23:18.04] | It' s 2: 30 in the morning. Yeah, get out! |
| [23:21.75] | You guys always hang out in my apartment. |
| [23:27.62] | Come on, wussies! |
| [23:33.46] | All right! Okay! I gotta go! |
| [23:36.19] | I' m going. |
| [23:37.79] | And l' m gone. |
| [23:42.07] | One more game? Oh, yeah. |
| [00:57.07] | 不-不-不-不,够了 |
| [01:01.21] | 六人行 第1季 第12集 十二碗面条 |
| [01:47.22] | 斯娃婶婶,别喊了! |
| [01:49.79] | 如果你告诉过我你要素面条 |
| [01:52.92] | 我就会给你做素的了 |
| [01:56.83] | 好吧,肉都在第三层, 也许你能把它们刮下来 |
| [02:01.47] | 罗斯,你真的把所有婴儿书都读了? |
| [02:04.67] | 恩!你可以把我塞到子宫里的 任何地方,用不着指南针 |
| [02:09.64] | 我都能从里面爬出来,就像~~! |
| [02:13.18] | 噢,太棒了… |
| [02:14.51] | 书上说在有些地方,人们真的吃胎盘 |
| [02:20.65] | 呃..这酸奶算是吃不下去了 |
| [02:24.59] | 对不起 |
| [02:26.29] | 我是为了帮你, 我可不是承包宴席的 |
| [02:29.86] | 那你让我拿这一打面怎么办? |
| [02:34.00] | 说话真好听,斯娃婶婶 |
| [02:36.84] | 你用这张嘴亲弗莱蒂叔叔吗? |
| [02:40.44] | 嗨,罗斯,你现在知道了, 你的宝贝就这么大? |
| [02:45.61] | 这是你孩子.你好,爸爸! |
| [02:48.25] | 你好 |
| [02:49.75] | 为什么你不和妈咪一起住? |
| [02:54.19] | 为什么妈咪和另一个女人一起住? |
| [03:02.03] | 什么是女同性恋? |
| [03:09.17] | 亲爱的,你能说的,泊科农斯 |
| [03:11.54] | 泊科农斯,就像 泊科-阿-农斯 (Poc-o-nos) |
| [03:18.01] | 啊, 戳一下鼻子(poke a nose), mmm |
| [03:29.25] | 那么,我听见泊科农斯了吗? -是的 |
| [03:32.06] | 我妹妹让我们去她那渡周末 |
| [03:35.56] | 哇,第一次周末结伴出游! |
| [03:37.50] | 是啊,进展了一大步 -我知道… |
| [03:40.77] | 啊, 就是个周末, 没什么! -不是说就玩玩不认真的吗？ |
| [03:45.57] | 这…该 |
| [03:47.47] | 玩完了吧现在? |
| [03:49.94] | 我想,我们已远远超出玩的范围了 |
| [03:52.31] | 我现在的感觉只有在 丹尼尔.斯仃的书里才找得到 |
| [03:56.55] | 我是说,当我和他在一起的时候 我完全,完全地… |
| [03:59.68] | 恶心,我本能的恶心 |
| [04:03.42] | 我该怎么办? 打电话给移民局? |
| [04:07.79] | 我可以打电话给移民局! |
| [04:14.70] | 什么? |
| [04:17.24] | 丑陋裸男正在做暗黑傀儡 |
| [04:21.71] | 看啊,那是阿不拉罕.林肯 |
| [04:25.14] | 噢,真的! |
| [04:26.84] | 去吧!去吧! |
| [04:34.69] | 我喜欢孩子, 他们的小鞋 |
| [04:38.49] | 小脚指头, 小手… |
| [04:42.73] | 好了, 你别再这样了, 永远不要! |
| [04:56.37] | 需要新桌子了 |
| [04:58.54] | 你这么想? |
| [05:07.15] | 嗨,嗨,进来! -Hello |
| [05:09.55] | 我把书都拿回来了 |
| [05:11.49] | 摩尼卡送爱心,送你这些面条 |
| [05:15.06] | 哦,太好了!是素的吗,苏珊不吃肉 |
| [05:21.23] | 我肯定是素的… |
| [05:28.14] | 十九周,乳房开始膨胀 |
| [05:33.08] | 因为文学作品 |
| [05:35.45] | 我拿到超声波结果了 -告诉我,告诉我,都还….? |
| [05:39.35] | 完全彻底的健康! -太棒了, 太棒了! |
| [05:48.83] | 你和苏珊什么时候认识的休伊.路易斯? |
| [05:51.80] | 那是我们的朋友塔尼亚 |
| [06:03.54] | 当然是你们的朋友塔尼亚 |
| [06:08.21] | 你不想知道性别（性）吗? -性? |
| [06:13.48] | 光想你和苏珊一起的样子我就够呛了 |
| [06:18.-3] | 你要再把塔尼亚加进来, 呃… |
| [06:23.-3] | 孩子的性别,罗斯 |
| [06:27.57] | 你知道孩子的性别了? |
| [06:31.04] | 想知道吗? -不 |
| [06:32.84] | 我不想,绝对不想 |
| [06:35.17] | 我想你知道,你应该到时候低头一看 |
| [06:38.44] | 然后说,哦,带那个的! |
| [06:41.05] | 或不带的… |
| [06:45.28] | 你好,罗斯 -苏珊 |
| [06:47.92] | 怎么? |
| [06:49.62] | 你知道了吗? |
| [06:51.12] | 是的,我们知道了,一切OK! |
| [06:53.42] | 噢,那太… |
| [06:57.30] | 真的是… |
| [06:59.03] | 我们知道那个…? |
| [07:00.43] | 是的, 当然知道了, 它是个… |
| [07:03.57] | |
| [07:04.77] | 这有人不想知道,就站在这呢! |
| [07:09.67] | 噢,那么,我们猜的对吗? |
| [07:19.45] | 什么? |
| [07:21.49] | 我们以为是男是女? |
| [07:24.16] | 我不想知道,不想 |
| [07:27.-3] | 我想我大概该走了 |
| [07:29.19] | 好的, 谢谢你的书. -没问题, ok |
| [07:36.-2] | 苏珊 |
| [07:42.57] | 好吧,我们该先告诉谁, 你家人,还是黛比和罗娜? |
| [07:50.78] | 你好 |
| [07:54.19] | 没事, 我不想知道 |
| [07:57.49] | 那么就因为这是我的桌子, 就得让我买新的? |
| [08:01.23] | 规则上讲是的. -什么规则?没有什么规则 |
| [08:05.30] | 如果有,就是你欠我个桌子! -你从哪得的这个结论? |
| [08:09.00] | 这个桌子一直很结实直到你开始 在早餐时蹂躏黄油 |
| [08:14.44] | 你知道这事? |
| [08:16.17] | 这么说吧,看到那罐黄油的惨相, 根本连想象都省了 |
| [08:21.21] | 那我们合钱买怎么样? |
| [08:24.08] | 你什么意思, 一起买? -是啊 |
| [08:27.62] | 你认为我们到了做这样事的程度了吗? -为什么不? |
| [08:31.92] | 这可是个很大的承诺, 我意思是 要是有人想搬出去呢? |
| [08:36.09] | 为什么,你要搬吗? -我不搬呐 |
| [08:38.43] | 你要是搬的话得告诉我好吗 -好的 |
| [08:41.00] | 好, 好, 只是我上个室友 -我知道提普所有的事! |
| [08:45.64] | 我们一起买了个日式古桌,后来 他要结婚走人,结果事情搞得很糟 |
| [08:50.94] | 好吧,我问你点事,作为室友提普比我好吗? |
| [08:56.01] | 哦,别这样 |
| [09:03.79] | 你的日程有些变化 |
| [09:06.12] | 你4:00的香蕈按摩推迟到4:30 |
| [09:09.46] | 还有尚穆.福德太太取消了5:30的日式指压 |
| [09:12.83] | 谢谢 |
| [09:14.40] | 噢, 你3:00的顾客来了 |
| [09:16.53] | 我不想表现的不专业,但是,诱人呃. |
| [09:24.34] | 保罗, hi, 你来这干什么? |
| [09:29.35] | 瑞秋告诉我你… |
| [09:33.45] | 按摩? |
| [09:34.92] | 是的,瑞秋说得对 |
| [09:42.-3] | 好吧 |
| [09:43.53] | 我不知道你刚才说什么, 我们开始吧 |
| [09:48.27] | 我 |
| [09:50.37] | 需要裸体? |
| [09:52.80] | 你说了算, 我是说,有的人喜欢 |
| [09:58.58] | 你光着身子! |
| [10:01.18] | 我不能相信你不想知道. 我意思是, 我可不能不知道 |
| [10:05.38] | 如果医生知道,卡萝和苏珊都知道 |
| [10:08.69] | 摩尼卡也知道 |
| [10:11.46] | 你怎么知道的, 我都不知道! |
| [10:13.32] | 卡萝因为面条打电话道谢, 我问了,她告诉我了 |
| [10:17.13] | 那么孩子是? |
| [10:22.10] | 哦,太好了现在他都知道了 -对不起, 当了姑姑我太兴奋了! |
| [10:26.80] | 还有叔叔… |
| [10:33.54] | 嗨,菲比 -嗨,菲比 |
| [10:35.88] | 很好! |
| [10:40.08] | 怎么了? -对不起, 我就是, 我的sorts用完了（意思为：有点心烦） |
| [10:44.-3] | 好的,你可以用我的sorts.我很少用到 |
| [10:48.03] | 我们能要点热牛奶咖啡吗? |
| [10:52.20] | 噢, 对了, 是叫我! |
| [10:55.43] | 那个卖桌子的地方7点就关了, 走吧 |
| [10:58.77] | 好吧 |
| [11:01.84] | 怎么了? |
| [11:04.24] | 好吧, 你知道保罗? -我了解他那点把戏的, 是的… |
| [11:09.51] | 他调戏我 |
| [11:11.42] | 商店明天还会开! -再来点咖啡 |
| [11:16.69] | 到底怎么回事? |
| [11:18.46] | 他来按摩, 本来挺好的直到. |
| [11:26.73] | 天哪. -你确定? |
| [11:30.23] | 噢,是的,我确定 |
| [11:36.11] | 然后突然间 他的手就不算什么问题了 |
| [11:44.52] | 他那儿…? |
| [11:45.72] | 童子军都能在那扎营了 |
| [11:52.62] | 哇 |
| [11:53.89] | 你怎么做的? -我很专业的处理了这件事 |
| [12:04.00] | 噢,” 什么? |
| [12:05.80] | 马.瑟曼 |
| [12:07.07] | 那个女演员! -乌玛.瑟曼 |
| [12:10.44] | 谢了,瑞秋 |
| [12:14.41] | 那么你打算怎么办? -你必须告诉她! |
| [12:17.01] | 这是道德上的义务,作为朋友,女人, 我认为这涉及到女权问题! |
| [12:21.89] | 伙计们? |
| [12:23.22] | 你必须告诉她 -女权问题. 这是我的观点! |
| [12:28.66] | 她会恨我的 -这样啊 |
| [12:38.94] | 你挑一个, 挑一个! |
| [12:41.41] | 那个怎么样? -那是放在院子里用的! |
| [12:45.94] | 那有什么,难道人们进屋后会想 “哦-吼,我又出去了?” |
| [12:50.55] | 当然! |
| [12:52.22] | 那鸟桌怎么样? |
| [12:55.09] | 不知道,鸟桌不会对你说, “你好, 坐这, 吃点什么.” |
| [13:01.00] | 那你选吧 -好吧, 那瓢虫桌怎么样? |
| [13:04.40] | 这样, 忘了鸟和红昆虫, 建议点有品位的餐桌! |
| [13:09.-2] | 好, 你想要鸟, 就要鸟吧! -不是这样, 我不要! |
| [13:16.31] | 提普会喜欢鸟桌的! |
| [13:29.42] | 嗨,菲比 -怎么样? |
| [13:31.59] | 你要搬出去吗? -我在为周末出行做准备 |
| [13:37.-3] | 你的周末不止两天 |
| [13:40.36] | 这不全是我的行李 |
| [13:42.63] | 这个是保罗的 |
| [13:47.37] | 瑞秋,我们能谈谈吗? -好的, 当然… |
| [13:51.48] | 就一会,保罗正在来的路上 |
| [14:06.22] | 我们认识还不长 |
| [14:09.13] | 我有三件事你应该知道 |
| [14:12.06] | 一.朋友是我生命中最重要的 |
| [14:16.77] | 二.我从不说谎 |
| [14:19.40] | 三.我做的提子燕麦饼干是最好的 |
| [14:26.04] | 谢谢,菲比 |
| [14:34.-1] | 上帝啊! -我知道 |
| [14:36.79] | 为什么我从来没吃过这些? |
| [14:39.16] | 我不经常做因为我想 这对别的饼干来说不太公平 |
| [14:50.13] | 好吧,你是对的, 这是我吃过的最好提子燕麦饼干 |
| [14:53.50] | 这也证明了我不说谎 -我想是的 |
| [14:57.58] | 保罗调戏我 |
| [15:02.35] | 你们看怎么样? |
| [15:03.81] | 我想这是我见过的最漂亮的桌子 |
| [15:06.88] | 我知道! |
| [15:08.29] | 你得把盘子平衡在这些小人头上吗? |
| [15:11.32] | 管他呢,我们在水槽边吃饭!来吧! |
| [15:16.33] | 闪开你的小人罗斯! |
| [15:18.03] | 得分! 你们真臭! |
| [15:23.47] | 你没事吧? |
| [15:27.91] | 我需要牛奶 |
| [15:31.01] | 我有牛奶 |
| [15:38.02] | 给你… |
| [15:48.00] | 好点? |
| [15:51.06] | 没有 |
| [15:54.73] | 我真太蠢了!我想起来那天 |
| [16:00.27] | 我还是“哦,保罗,他真好,” |
| [16:04.07] | 他让我觉得真… |
| [16:06.58] | 天哪! |
| [16:08.38] | 我真觉得尴尬! |
| [16:10.21] | 我才觉得尴尬! |
| [16:12.-4] | 我是他调戏的那个! -如果我没遇见他 |
| [16:15.59] | 事情就不会发生! |
| [16:17.66] | 真对不起! -不,我对不起你! |
| [16:20.00] | 是我对不起 -应该是我.等等 |
| [16:22.56] | 我们道什么歉? -不知道… |
| [16:25.33] | 对, 他才是猪! |
| [16:27.53] | 真是猪! -哦,天哪,他真是头猪 |
| [16:30.50] | 他就像一个…恶心猪 |
| [16:34.24] | 猪人! -是的,不错! |
| [16:40.74] | 但他是我的猪人… |
| [16:45.05] | 为什么我看不出来? |
| [16:48.79] | 噢! 我知道! |
| [16:53.02] | 是因为… |
| [16:55.06] | 他太帅了 |
| [16:56.83] | 他太迷人 |
| [16:58.63] | 当他看你的时候.. -ok,菲比 |
| [17:01.53] | 结束 |
| [17:05.44] | 天啊 |
| [17:08.47] | 我应该瞒着你吗? |
| [17:11.31] | 相信我,让我知道是对的 |
| [17:17.88] | 只是我更喜欢以前那样.(不知道的时候) 更好过一些 |
| [17:38.64] | 她只是把事情想的太好了… 保罗现在就在那边,所以… |
| [17:43.-2] | 我们应该过去,看看她有没有事. 稍等片刻 |
| [17:48.71] | 得分! -不错的比赛! |
| [17:53.32] | 来吧,菲比 |
| [17:56.15] | 看起来,我们打得你们屁滚尿流 |
| [17:59.32] | 不,她打得我们屁滚尿流 你可以参加奥林匹克的“站一边看”之队 |
| [18:03.69] | 得了吧,二对一 |
| [18:05.33] | 你还在这干什么? 她刚和那男的分手 |
| [18:08.17] | 该你趁虚而入啦! |
| [18:11.10] | 什么, 现在? -是的, 现在正是时候! |
| [18:14.07] | 你得确保保罗走出屋子后, 你是瑞秋见到的第一个男人 |
| [18:18.18] | 得让她知道你是那么好 而他一无是处!你就像,像反-保罗! |
| [18:24.65] | 我这天主教朋友说的对 |
| [18:26.78] | 她现在很烦恼.你就在那陪伴她 |
| [18:29.59] | 你帮她承担所有烦恼, 然后你就走向了罗斯时代! |
| [18:42.27] | 看这个?看? -停住! |
| [18:48.27] | 怎么样了? -别盯着看 |
| [18:50.37] | 现在她刚把他的衣服从阳台上扔下去 现在是他们比比画画的 |
| [18:55.55] | 要么是,“你怎么能?”或,“大胸脯!” |
| [19:01.15] | 他过来了! |
| [19:13.30] | 我 |
| [19:15.30] | 说再见 |
| [19:17.27] | 好的,再见 |
| [19:22.24] | 保罗,我非常憎恨你对瑞秋做的事, 但我还有五个面条没处理掉 |
| [19:27.78] | 在烤箱里用375度烤到奶酪冒泡就行了 |
| [19:35.42] | 我只想告诉你我要代大家说,当我说… |
| [19:46.86] | 哦, 看看她呀… |
| [19:49.07] | 伙计们,我认为最好我们中的只去一个 |
| [19:51.80] | 这样她就不会被压垮… -你对 |
| [19:54.34] | 而且那个人应该是我 |
| [20:13.56] | 你没事吧? |
| [20:15.93] | 我好点了… |
| [20:19.20] | 我无法相信这一切 |
| [20:21.77] | 我本来很在意这个小伙 |
| [20:25.04] | 就像是个搞笑的大个子意大利家伙 |
| [20:30.47] | 也许有一天我回头看会说 “那个搞笑的大个子意大利家伙” |
| [20:36.85] | 当一切都结束的时候应该是这种感觉 |
| [20:43.-4] | 过来 |
| [20:51.36] | 听着 |
| [20:53.06] | 他远远配不上你… |
| [20:56.33] | 我意思是,你 |
| [20:58.67] | 你应该找一个能 明白拥有你是多么幸福的人 |
| [21:06.54] | 什么? |
| [21:08.51] | 我讨厌死男人了 |
| [21:11.92] | 我都不想看见男的, 我也不想考虑别的男人 |
| [21:16.79] | 我甚至不想靠近任何一个男人 |
| [21:26.93] | 罗斯,你真太好了! |
| [21:41.01] | 你怎么样? -你没事? |
| [21:43.68] | 一般吧.还有饼干吗? -有! |
| [21:50.55] | 看,瑞秋 |
| [21:52.09] | 我不认为发誓再不要男人是个好答案 |
| [21:56.69] | 我认为你需要建立一个先进的筛选程序 |
| [22:03.03] | 我只想先单身一阵 |
| [22:05.94] | 我得先弄明白我想要什么样的 -不, 不 |
| [22:10.34] | 因为不是所有人都像保罗 |
| [22:14.51] | 不, 我知道, 我知道 |
| [22:16.65] | 而且我肯定,你的小儿子不会长成他那样 |
| [22:21.72] | 什么? -什么? |
| [22:26.46] | 我，我有,我有了个儿子? |
| [22:28.76] | 不 |
| [22:31.03] | 不,事实上,你没有儿子 |
| [22:35.10] | 我有了儿子! |
| [22:38.47] | 我是有了儿子吗? -是,你有儿子了! |
| [22:42.67] | 我有儿子了! |
| [22:44.11] | 我有儿子了! -怎么了? |
| [22:46.38] | 我有儿子了!我有儿子了! |
| [22:52.75] | 我们已经知道了! |
| [22:57.72] | 我有儿子了 |
| [23:07.60] | 好的!这样一局又就结束了! |
| [23:10.53] | 闭嘴吧! |
| [23:15.24] | 你们去哪?来呀,再来一局! |
| [23:18.04] | 现在是凌晨2:30! -对,出去! |
| [23:21.75] | 你们可老是到我那屋去泡着! |
| [23:25.-4] | 来吧, 我就用左手 |
| [23:27.62] | 来吧, 软蛋! |
| [23:33.46] | 好吧,ok,我得走了 |
| [23:36.19] | 我走了 |
| [23:37.79] | 我已经走了 |
| [23:42.07] | 再来一局? -哦,好的 |
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