| 歌曲 | Friends S01E12 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [06:18.-3] | But when you throw in T anya.... |
| [06:23.-3] | The sex of the baby,Ross. |
| [07:27.-3] | I should probably just go. |
| [07:36.-2] | Susan. |
| [09:42.-3] | Oh,okay. |
| [10:44.-3] | Well,you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. |
| [13:09.-2] | -Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! -Not like that,I won't. |
| [13:37.-3] | Are your weekends longer than two days? |
| [14:34.-1] | -Oh,my God! -I know. -oh, |
| [16:12.-4] | -l' m the one he hit on. -I unleashed him on you. - |
| [17:43.-2] | We should go and see if she's okay. Just one second. |
| [20:43.-4] | Come here. |
| [23:25.-4] | I'll only use my left hand. |
| [00:57.07] | No,no,we're done! |
| [01:01.21] | The One With the Dozen Lasagnas |
| [01:47.22] | Aunt Silv,stop yelling! |
| [01:49.79] | If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna... |
| [01:52.92] | ... I would've made vegetarian lasagna. |
| [01:56.83] | The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. |
| [02:01.47] | Ross,did you really read all these baby books? |
| [02:04.67] | You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus,no compass... |
| [02:09.64] | ...and I could find my way out like that! |
| [02:13.18] | This is cool. |
| [02:14.51] | It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. |
| [02:20.65] | And we're done with the yogurt. |
| [02:24.59] | Sorry. |
| [02:26.29] | I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. |
| [02:29.86] | What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? |
| [02:34.00] | Nice talk,Aunt Silv. |
| [02:36.84] | You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? |
| [02:40.44] | Ross,listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? |
| [02:45.61] | This is your baby. " Hi,Daddy. " |
| [02:48.25] | Hello. |
| [02:49.75] | " How come you don't live with Mommy? " |
| [02:54.19] | " How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " |
| [03:02.03] | "What's a lesbian? " |
| [03:09.17] | Honey,you can say it. Poconos. |
| [03:11.54] | Poconos. It's like " poke a nose. " |
| [03:18.01] | Poke a nose. |
| [03:29.25] | -So did I hear Poconos? -Yes. - |
| [03:32.06] | My sister's giving us her place for the weekend. |
| [03:35.56] | First weekend together. |
| [03:37.50] | -It's a big step. -I know. - |
| [03:40.77] | -It's just a weekend. Big deal. -Wasn't this supposed to be a fling? - |
| [03:45.57] | Shouldn't it be... |
| [03:47.47] | ...flung by now? |
| [03:49.94] | We are way past a "fling. " |
| [03:52.31] | I' m feeling things I've read about in Danielle Steel books. |
| [03:56.55] | When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... |
| [03:59.68] | Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. … |
| [04:03.42] | What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? |
| [04:07.79] | I could call lmmigration. |
| [04:14.70] | What? 什么? |
| [04:17.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. |
| [04:21.71] | Look,it's Abraham Lincoln. |
| [04:25.14] | Oh,right! |
| [04:26.84] | Go. Go! |
| [04:34.69] | I love babies with their little baby shoes... |
| [04:38.49] | ...and their little baby toes and their little hands.... |
| [04:42.73] | Okay,you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. |
| [04:56.37] | Need a new table. |
| [04:58.54] | You think? |
| [05:07.15] | -Come on in. -Hello. |
| [05:09.55] | I brought the books... |
| [05:11.49] | ...and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. |
| [05:15.06] | Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat. |
| [05:21.23] | I' m pretty sure that it is. |
| [05:28.14] | Nineteen weeks,the breasts are starting to swell. |
| [05:33.08] | According to the literature. |
| [05:35.45] | -I got the results of the amnio. -T ell me. Is everything...? - |
| [05:39.35] | -T otally and completely healthy. -That is great! - |
| [05:48.83] | When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? |
| [05:51.80] | That's our friend T anya. |
| [06:03.54] | Of course,it's your friend T anya. |
| [06:08.21] | -Don't you wanna know about the sex? -The sex? - |
| [06:13.48] | I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. |
| [06:27.57] | You know the sex of the baby? |
| [06:31.04] | -Want to know? -No. |
| [06:32.84] | I don't want to. Absolutely not. |
| [06:35.17] | You shouldn't know until you look down there... |
| [06:38.44] | ...and see," Oh,there it is. " |
| [06:41.05] | Or isn't. Or isn't. |
| [06:45.28] | -Hello,Ross. -Susan. |
| [06:47.92] | So? |
| [06:49.62] | So did you hear? |
| [06:51.12] | Yes,we did. Everything's A-Okay. |
| [06:53.42] | Oh,that's so cool! |
| [06:57.30] | It really is. |
| [06:59.03] | Do we know? |
| [07:00.43] | We certainly do. It's going to be a |
| [07:03.57] | Hello? Hello? |
| [07:04.77] | A guy who doesn't wanna know is standing here. |
| [07:09.67] | Well,is it what we thought it would be? |
| [07:19.45] | What? 什么? |
| [07:21.49] | What did we think it'd be? |
| [07:24.16] | I don't wanna know. Don't wanna know. |
| [07:29.19] | -Well,thanks for the books. -No problem. Okay. |
| [07:42.57] | Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? |
| [07:50.78] | Hello? |
| [07:54.19] | Never mind. I don 't wanna know. |
| [07:57.49] | Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? |
| [08:01.23] | -That's the rule. -What rule? There's no rule. - |
| [08:05.30] | -You owe me a table. -How did you get there? - |
| [08:09.00] | It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. |
| [08:14.44] | You knew about that? |
| [08:16.17] | The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. |
| [08:21.21] | How about if we split it? |
| [08:24.08] | -What do you mean,buy it together? -Yeah. |
| [08:27.62] | -Do you think we' re ready for that? -Why not? - |
| [08:31.92] | It's a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? |
| [08:36.09] | -You' re moving out? -l' m not. - |
| [08:38.43] | -You'd tell me if you were,right? -Yes. - |
| [08:41.00] | -It's just,with my last roommate -I know all about Kip. - |
| [08:45.64] | We bought a hibachi,then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. |
| [08:50.94] | Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? |
| [08:56.01] | Oh,don't do that. |
| [09:03.79] | There's changes in your schedule. |
| [09:06.12] | Your 4:00 herbal massage is at 4:30. |
| [09:09.46] | And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu. |
| [09:12.83] | Thanks. |
| [09:14.40] | Oh,here comes your 3:00. |
| [09:16.53] | I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! |
| [09:24.34] | Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? |
| [09:29.35] | Rachella tell me you... |
| [09:33.45] | ... massage? … |
| [09:34.92] | Well,Rachella's right. |
| [09:43.53] | I don't know what you just said, so let's start. |
| [09:48.27] | I am... |
| [09:50.37] | ... being naked? |
| [09:52.80] | That's your decision. Some people prefer to take off |
| [09:58.58] | Being naked! |
| [10:01.18] | I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know. |
| [10:05.38] | If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know |
| [10:08.69] | And Monica knows. |
| [10:11.46] | How? I don't even know. |
| [10:13.32] | Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. |
| [10:17.13] | So what's it gonna be? |
| [10:22.10] | -Oh,great! Now he knows. -l' m just excited about being an aunt. - |
| [10:26.80] | Or an uncle. |
| [10:33.54] | -Hey,Phoebe. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [10:35.88] | Fine! |
| [10:40.08] | -What's the matter? -Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. - |
| [10:48.03] | Can we get some cappuccino over here? |
| [10:52.20] | Oh,right! That's me! |
| [10:55.43] | That table place closes at 7. Come on. |
| [10:58.77] | Fine. |
| [11:01.84] | What is it? |
| [11:04.24] | -All right. You know Paolo? -l' m familiar with his work. |
| [11:09.51] | He made a move on me. |
| [11:11.42] | -The store will be open tomorrow. -More coffee,please. - |
| [11:16.69] | Well,what happened? |
| [11:18.46] | He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... |
| [11:26.73] | -Oh,my God. -Are you sure? |
| [11:30.23] | Oh,yeah. I' m sure. |
| [11:36.11] | And all of a sudden,his hands weren't the problem anymore. |
| [11:44.52] | Was it...? |
| [11:45.72] | Boy Scouts could've camped under there. |
| [11:52.62] | Wow. |
| [11:53.89] | -What did you do? -I dealt with it like a professional. - |
| [12:04.00] | " Ooh," what? |
| [12:05.80] | ma Thurman. |
| [12:07.07] | -The actress! -Uma Thurman! - |
| [12:10.44] | Thanks,Rach. |
| [12:14.41] | -What'll you do? -You have to tell her. - |
| [12:17.01] | It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It's a feminist issue. |
| [12:21.89] | Guys? |
| [12:23.22] | -You have to. -Feminist issue? That's where I went. - |
| [12:28.66] | -She is gonna hate me! -Yeah,well.... - |
| [12:38.94] | Will you pick one? Just pick one. |
| [12:41.41] | -Here,how about that one? -That's patio furniture. - |
| [12:45.94] | So what? Like people will come in and think," Oh,l' m outside again. " |
| [12:50.55] | Fine. |
| [12:52.22] | What about the birds? |
| [12:55.09] | I don't know. They don't say, " Hello,sit here. Eat something. " |
| [13:01.00] | -You pick one. -Okay. How about the ladybugs? - |
| [13:04.40] | Forget about the birds,but big red insects suggest fine dining. |
| [13:16.31] | Kip would have liked the birds. |
| [13:29.42] | -Hi,Pheebs. -What's going on? |
| [13:31.59] | -Are you moving out? -l' m getting ready for the weekend. - |
| [13:40.36] | These aren't all my suitcases. |
| [13:42.63] | This one's Paolo's. |
| [13:47.37] | -Rachel,can we talk for a sec? -Well,sure. |
| [13:51.48] | Just for a sec,Paolo's on his way. |
| [14:06.22] | We haven't known each other that long. |
| [14:09.13] | There are three things you should know: |
| [14:12.06] | One,my friends are the most important thing in my life. |
| [14:16.77] | Two,I never lie. |
| [14:19.40] | And three,I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. |
| [14:26.04] | Okay. Thanks,Pheebs. ok, |
| [14:36.79] | Why have I never tasted these? |
| [14:39.16] | I don't make them a lot,because it's not fair to the other cookies. |
| [14:50.13] | These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. |
| [14:53.50] | -Which proves that I never lie. -I guess you don't. - |
| [14:57.58] | Paolo made a pass at me. |
| [15:02.35] | What do you think? |
| [15:03.81] | It's the most beautiful table I've seen. |
| [15:06.88] | I know. |
| [15:08.29] | Will you balance plates on these heads? |
| [15:11.32] | Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on! |
| [15:16.33] | Heads up,Ross. |
| [15:18.03] | Score! You suck! |
| [15:23.47] | Are you okay? |
| [15:27.91] | I need some mik. |
| [15:31.01] | Okay. I've got milk. Ok, |
| [15:38.02] | Here you go. |
| [15:48.00] | Better? |
| [15:51.06] | No. |
| [15:54.73] | I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. |
| [16:00.27] | And I was all," Oh,Paolo! He's so great! |
| [16:04.07] | He makes me feel so" |
| [16:06.58] | God! |
| [16:08.38] | I' m so embarrassed! |
| [16:10.21] | I' m so embarrassed. |
| [16:15.59] | If I had never met him |
| [16:17.66] | -l' m so sorry. -No,l' m sorry. |
| [16:20.00] | -l' m sorry. -l' m sorry. Wait. - |
| [16:22.56] | -What are we sorry about? -I don't know. |
| [16:25.33] | Right. He's the pig. Right. He's the pig. |
| [16:27.53] | -Such a pig! -Oh,God,he's such a pig! |
| [16:30.50] | He's like a big disgusting pig.... |
| [16:34.24] | -Pig man! -Yes,good! |
| [16:40.74] | But he was my pig man! |
| [16:45.05] | How did I not see this? |
| [16:48.79] | Oh,I know! |
| [16:53.02] | Because... |
| [16:55.06] | ... he's gorgeous. |
| [16:56.83] | And he's charming. |
| [16:58.63] | -And when he looks -Okay,Pheebs. |
| [17:01.53] | The end. |
| [17:05.44] | God. |
| [17:08.47] | Should I not have told you? |
| [17:11.31] | T rust me,it's much better that I know. |
| [17:17.88] | But I just liked it better before. It was better. |
| [17:38.64] | She took it pretty well. Paolo's over there now,so.... |
| [17:48.71] | -Score! -Game! Nice! |
| [17:53.32] | Come on,Pheebs. |
| [17:56.15] | Well,it looks like we kicked your butts. |
| [17:59.32] | She did. You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team. |
| [18:03.69] | Come on. Two on one. |
| [18:05.33] | Why are you here? She just broke up with him. |
| [18:08.17] | It's time for you to swoop in. |
| [18:11.10] | -What,now? -Yes. Now is when you swoop. |
| [18:14.07] | When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. |
| [18:18.18] | She's gotta know you' re everything he's not. You' re the anti-Paolo. |
| [18:24.65] | My Catholic friend is right. |
| [18:26.78] | She's distraught. You' re there for her. |
| [18:29.59] | You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross. " |
| [18:42.27] | -See this? See? -Hold it! Ascolta! |
| [18:48.27] | -How's it going? -Don't stare. - |
| [18:50.37] | She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there's gesturing and arm-waving. |
| [18:55.55] | That is," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " |
| [19:01.15] | Here he comes. |
| [19:13.30] | I am... |
| [19:15.30] | ...to say goodbye. |
| [19:17.27] | Okay,bye-bye. |
| [19:22.24] | Paolo,I really hate you for what you did,but I still have five of these... |
| [19:27.78] | ...so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. |
| [19:35.42] | I just wanna tell you,and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say.... |
| [19:46.86] | Oh,just look at her. |
| [19:49.07] | Guys,I think only one of us should go... |
| [19:51.80] | -...so she's not overwhelmed. -Right. - |
| [19:54.34] | And I really think it should be me. |
| [20:13.56] | You all right? |
| [20:15.93] | I've been better. |
| [20:19.20] | I don't believe this. |
| [20:21.77] | I wasn't supposed to care about this guy. |
| [20:25.04] | It was just supposed to be this big,fun,ltalian thing. |
| [20:30.47] | Someday I could look back and say, "That was a big,fun,ltalian thing. " |
| [20:36.85] | It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over. |
| [20:51.36] | Listen... |
| [20:53.06] | ...you deserve so much better than him. |
| [20:56.33] | I mean,you... |
| [20:58.67] | ...should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. |
| [21:06.54] | What? |
| [21:08.51] | I' m so sick of guys! |
| [21:11.92] | I don't want to look at or think about another guy. |
| [21:16.79] | I don't even want to be near another guy. |
| [21:26.93] | Ross,you' re so great. |
| [21:41.01] | -Are you all right? -Are you okay? |
| [21:43.68] | -Medium. Any cookies left? -Yeah. |
| [21:50.55] | See,Rach... |
| [21:52.09] | ... I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. |
| [21:56.69] | What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. |
| [22:03.03] | I just need to be by myself for a while. |
| [22:05.94] | -I just gotta figure out what I want. -No,no. - |
| [22:10.34] | See,because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. |
| [22:14.51] | No,I know. I know. |
| [22:16.65] | And l' m sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one. |
| [22:21.72] | -What? -What? |
| [22:26.46] | I' m having a boy? |
| [22:28.76] | No. |
| [22:31.03] | No. In fact,you' re not having a boy. |
| [22:35.10] | I' m having a boy. |
| [22:38.47] | -Huh? Am I having a boy? -You' re having a boy! - |
| [22:42.67] | I' m having a boy! |
| [22:44.11] | -l' m having a boy! -What is it? |
| [22:46.38] | I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! |
| [22:52.75] | We already knew that! |
| [22:57.72] | I' m having a son. |
| [23:07.60] | Yes! And that would be a shutdown! |
| [23:10.53] | Shutout! |
| [23:15.24] | Where you going? One more game! |
| [23:18.04] | -It's 2:30 in the morning. -Yeah,get out! |
| [23:21.75] | You guys always hang out in my apartment. |
| [23:27.62] | Come on,wussies! |
| [23:33.46] | All right! Okay! I gotta go! |
| [23:36.19] | I' m going. |
| [23:37.79] | And l' m gone. |
| [23:42.07] | -One more game? -Oh,yeah. |
| [06:18.-3] | But when you throw in T anya.... |
| [06:23.-3] | The sex of the baby, Ross. |
| [07:27.-3] | I should probably just go. |
| [07:36.-2] | Susan. |
| [09:42.-3] | Oh, okay. |
| [10:44.-3] | Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. |
| [13:09.-2] | Fine! Want the birds? Get the birds! Not like that, I won' t. |
| [13:37.-3] | Are your weekends longer than two days? |
| [14:34.-1] | Oh, my God! I know. oh, |
| [16:12.-4] | l' m the one he hit on. I unleashed him on you. |
| [17:43.-2] | We should go and see if she' s okay. Just one second. |
| [20:43.-4] | Come here. |
| [23:25.-4] | I' ll only use my left hand. |
| [00:57.07] | No, no, we' re done! |
| [01:01.21] | The One With the Dozen Lasagnas |
| [01:47.22] | Aunt Silv, stop yelling! |
| [01:49.79] | If you' d told me vegetarian lasagna... |
| [01:52.92] | ... I would' ve made vegetarian lasagna. |
| [01:56.83] | The meat' s only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. |
| [02:01.47] | Ross, did you really read all these baby books? |
| [02:04.67] | You could plunk me down in any woman' s uterus, no compass... |
| [02:09.64] | ... and I could find my way out like that! |
| [02:13.18] | This is cool. |
| [02:14.51] | It says in some parts of the world people eat the placenta. |
| [02:20.65] | And we' re done with the yogurt. |
| [02:24.59] | Sorry. |
| [02:26.29] | I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. |
| [02:29.86] | What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? |
| [02:34.00] | Nice talk, Aunt Silv. |
| [02:36.84] | You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? |
| [02:40.44] | Ross, listen. Do you know that right now your baby is only this big? |
| [02:45.61] | This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy. " |
| [02:48.25] | Hello. |
| [02:49.75] | " How come you don' t live with Mommy? " |
| [02:54.19] | " How come Mommy lives with that other lady? " |
| [03:02.03] | " What' s a lesbian? " |
| [03:09.17] | Honey, you can say it. Poconos. |
| [03:11.54] | Poconos. It' s like " poke a nose. " |
| [03:18.01] | Poke a nose. |
| [03:29.25] | So did I hear Poconos? Yes. |
| [03:32.06] | My sister' s giving us her place for the weekend. |
| [03:35.56] | First weekend together. |
| [03:37.50] | It' s a big step. I know. |
| [03:40.77] | It' s just a weekend. Big deal. Wasn' t this supposed to be a fling? |
| [03:45.57] | Shouldn' t it be... |
| [03:47.47] | ... flung by now? |
| [03:49.94] | We are way past a " fling. " |
| [03:52.31] | I' m feeling things I' ve read about in Danielle Steel books. |
| [03:56.55] | When l' m with him, l' m just totally.... |
| [03:59.68] | Nauseous. I' m physically nauseous. |
| [04:03.42] | What am I supposed to do? Call lmmigration? |
| [04:07.79] | I could call lmmigration. |
| [04:14.70] | What? shén me? |
| [04:17.24] | Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets. |
| [04:21.71] | Look, it' s Abraham Lincoln. |
| [04:25.14] | Oh, right! |
| [04:26.84] | Go. Go! |
| [04:34.69] | I love babies with their little baby shoes... |
| [04:38.49] | ... and their little baby toes and their little hands.... |
| [04:42.73] | Okay, you' re gonna have to stop that. Forever. |
| [04:56.37] | Need a new table. |
| [04:58.54] | You think? |
| [05:07.15] | Come on in. Hello. |
| [05:09.55] | I brought the books... |
| [05:11.49] | ... and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna. |
| [05:15.06] | Great! Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn' t eat meat. |
| [05:21.23] | I' m pretty sure that it is. |
| [05:28.14] | Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. |
| [05:33.08] | According to the literature. |
| [05:35.45] | I got the results of the amnio. T ell me. Is everything...? |
| [05:39.35] | T otally and completely healthy. That is great! |
| [05:48.83] | When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? |
| [05:51.80] | That' s our friend T anya. |
| [06:03.54] | Of course, it' s your friend T anya. |
| [06:08.21] | Don' t you wanna know about the sex? The sex? |
| [06:13.48] | I' m having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. |
| [06:27.57] | You know the sex of the baby? |
| [06:31.04] | Want to know? No. |
| [06:32.84] | I don' t want to. Absolutely not. |
| [06:35.17] | You shouldn' t know until you look down there... |
| [06:38.44] | ... and see," Oh, there it is. " |
| [06:41.05] | Or isn' t. Or isn' t. |
| [06:45.28] | Hello, Ross. Susan. |
| [06:47.92] | So? |
| [06:49.62] | So did you hear? |
| [06:51.12] | Yes, we did. Everything' s AOkay. |
| [06:53.42] | Oh, that' s so cool! |
| [06:57.30] | It really is. |
| [06:59.03] | Do we know? |
| [07:00.43] | We certainly do. It' s going to be a |
| [07:03.57] | Hello? Hello? |
| [07:04.77] | A guy who doesn' t wanna know is standing here. |
| [07:09.67] | Well, is it what we thought it would be? |
| [07:19.45] | What? shén me? |
| [07:21.49] | What did we think it' d be? |
| [07:24.16] | I don' t wanna know. Don' t wanna know. |
| [07:29.19] | Well, thanks for the books. No problem. Okay. |
| [07:42.57] | Who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona? |
| [07:50.78] | Hello? |
| [07:54.19] | Never mind. I don ' t wanna know. |
| [07:57.49] | Because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? |
| [08:01.23] | That' s the rule. What rule? There' s no rule. |
| [08:05.30] | You owe me a table. How did you get there? |
| [08:09.00] | It was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecio. |
| [08:14.44] | You knew about that? |
| [08:16.17] | The impressions in the butter left little to the imagination. |
| [08:21.21] | How about if we split it? |
| [08:24.08] | What do you mean, buy it together? Yeah. |
| [08:27.62] | Do you think we' re ready for that? Why not? |
| [08:31.92] | It' s a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out? |
| [08:36.09] | You' re moving out? l' m not. |
| [08:38.43] | You' d tell me if you were, right? Yes. |
| [08:41.00] | It' s just, with my last roommate I know all about Kip. |
| [08:45.64] | We bought a hibachi, then he ran off and got married. Things got ugly. |
| [08:50.94] | Let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me? |
| [08:56.01] | Oh, don' t do that. |
| [09:03.79] | There' s changes in your schedule. |
| [09:06.12] | Your 4: 00 herbal massage is at 4: 30. |
| [09:09.46] | And Miss Summerfield canceled her 5: 30 shiatsu. |
| [09:12.83] | Thanks. |
| [09:14.40] | Oh, here comes your 3: 00. |
| [09:16.53] | I don' t mean to sound unprofessional, but Yum! |
| [09:24.34] | Paolo! Hi! What are you doing here? |
| [09:29.35] | Rachella tell me you... |
| [09:33.45] | ... massage? |
| [09:34.92] | Well, Rachella' s right. |
| [09:43.53] | I don' t know what you just said, so let' s start. |
| [09:48.27] | I am... |
| [09:50.37] | ... being naked? |
| [09:52.80] | That' s your decision. Some people prefer to take off |
| [09:58.58] | Being naked! |
| [10:01.18] | I can' t believe you don' t wanna know. I couldn' t not know. |
| [10:05.38] | If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan know |
| [10:08.69] | And Monica knows. |
| [10:11.46] | How? I don' t even know. |
| [10:13.32] | Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. She told me. |
| [10:17.13] | So what' s it gonna be? |
| [10:22.10] | Oh, great! Now he knows. l' m just excited about being an aunt. |
| [10:26.80] | Or an uncle. |
| [10:33.54] | Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [10:35.88] | Fine! |
| [10:40.08] | What' s the matter? Nothing. I' m just out of sorts. |
| [10:48.03] | Can we get some cappuccino over here? |
| [10:52.20] | Oh, right! That' s me! |
| [10:55.43] | That table place closes at 7. Come on. |
| [10:58.77] | Fine. |
| [11:01.84] | What is it? |
| [11:04.24] | All right. You know Paolo? l' m familiar with his work. |
| [11:09.51] | He made a move on me. |
| [11:11.42] | The store will be open tomorrow. More coffee, please. |
| [11:16.69] | Well, what happened? |
| [11:18.46] | He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until.... |
| [11:26.73] | Oh, my God. Are you sure? |
| [11:30.23] | Oh, yeah. I' m sure. |
| [11:36.11] | And all of a sudden, his hands weren' t the problem anymore. |
| [11:44.52] | Was it...? |
| [11:45.72] | Boy Scouts could' ve camped under there. |
| [11:52.62] | Wow. |
| [11:53.89] | What did you do? I dealt with it like a professional. |
| [12:04.00] | " Ooh," what? |
| [12:05.80] | ma Thurman. |
| [12:07.07] | The actress! Uma Thurman! |
| [12:10.44] | Thanks, Rach. |
| [12:14.41] | What' ll you do? You have to tell her. |
| [12:17.01] | It' s your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. It' s a feminist issue. |
| [12:21.89] | Guys? |
| [12:23.22] | You have to. Feminist issue? That' s where I went. |
| [12:28.66] | She is gonna hate me! Yeah, well.... |
| [12:38.94] | Will you pick one? Just pick one. |
| [12:41.41] | Here, how about that one? That' s patio furniture. |
| [12:45.94] | So what? Like people will come in and think," Oh, l' m outside again. " |
| [12:50.55] | Fine. |
| [12:52.22] | What about the birds? |
| [12:55.09] | I don' t know. They don' t say, " Hello, sit here. Eat something. " |
| [13:01.00] | You pick one. Okay. How about the ladybugs? |
| [13:04.40] | Forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining. |
| [13:16.31] | Kip would have liked the birds. |
| [13:29.42] | Hi, Pheebs. What' s going on? |
| [13:31.59] | Are you moving out? l' m getting ready for the weekend. |
| [13:40.36] | These aren' t all my suitcases. |
| [13:42.63] | This one' s Paolo' s. |
| [13:47.37] | Rachel, can we talk for a sec? Well, sure. |
| [13:51.48] | Just for a sec, Paolo' s on his way. |
| [14:06.22] | We haven' t known each other that long. |
| [14:09.13] | There are three things you should know: |
| [14:12.06] | One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. |
| [14:16.77] | Two, I never lie. |
| [14:19.40] | And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. |
| [14:26.04] | Okay. Thanks, Pheebs. ok, |
| [14:36.79] | Why have I never tasted these? |
| [14:39.16] | I don' t make them a lot, because it' s not fair to the other cookies. |
| [14:50.13] | These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies. |
| [14:53.50] | Which proves that I never lie. I guess you don' t. |
| [14:57.58] | Paolo made a pass at me. |
| [15:02.35] | What do you think? |
| [15:03.81] | It' s the most beautiful table I' ve seen. |
| [15:06.88] | I know. |
| [15:08.29] | Will you balance plates on these heads? |
| [15:11.32] | Who cares? We' ll eat at the sink. Come on! |
| [15:16.33] | Heads up, Ross. |
| [15:18.03] | Score! You suck! |
| [15:23.47] | Are you okay? |
| [15:27.91] | I need some mik. |
| [15:31.01] | Okay. I' ve got milk. Ok, |
| [15:38.02] | Here you go. |
| [15:48.00] | Better? |
| [15:51.06] | No. |
| [15:54.73] | I feel so stupid! I think about the other day with you guys. |
| [16:00.27] | And I was all," Oh, Paolo! He' s so great! |
| [16:04.07] | He makes me feel so" |
| [16:06.58] | God! |
| [16:08.38] | I' m so embarrassed! |
| [16:10.21] | I' m so embarrassed. |
| [16:15.59] | If I had never met him |
| [16:17.66] | l' m so sorry. No, l' m sorry. |
| [16:20.00] | l' m sorry. l' m sorry. Wait. |
| [16:22.56] | What are we sorry about? I don' t know. |
| [16:25.33] | Right. He' s the pig. Right. He' s the pig. |
| [16:27.53] | Such a pig! Oh, God, he' s such a pig! |
| [16:30.50] | He' s like a big disgusting pig.... |
| [16:34.24] | Pig man! Yes, good! |
| [16:40.74] | But he was my pig man! |
| [16:45.05] | How did I not see this? |
| [16:48.79] | Oh, I know! |
| [16:53.02] | Because... |
| [16:55.06] | ... he' s gorgeous. |
| [16:56.83] | And he' s charming. |
| [16:58.63] | And when he looks Okay, Pheebs. |
| [17:01.53] | The end. |
| [17:05.44] | God. |
| [17:08.47] | Should I not have told you? |
| [17:11.31] | T rust me, it' s much better that I know. |
| [17:17.88] | But I just liked it better before. It was better. |
| [17:38.64] | She took it pretty well. Paolo' s over there now, so.... |
| [17:48.71] | Score! Game! Nice! |
| [17:53.32] | Come on, Pheebs. |
| [17:56.15] | Well, it looks like we kicked your butts. |
| [17:59.32] | She did. You could be on the Olympic " Standing There" team. |
| [18:03.69] | Come on. Two on one. |
| [18:05.33] | Why are you here? She just broke up with him. |
| [18:08.17] | It' s time for you to swoop in. |
| [18:11.10] | What, now? Yes. Now is when you swoop. |
| [18:14.07] | When Paolo walks out, you gotta be the first guy she sees. |
| [18:18.18] | She' s gotta know you' re everything he' s not. You' re the antiPaolo. |
| [18:24.65] | My Catholic friend is right. |
| [18:26.78] | She' s distraught. You' re there for her. |
| [18:29.59] | You pick up the pieces and then you usher in " The Age of Ross. " |
| [18:42.27] | See this? See? Hold it! Ascolta! |
| [18:48.27] | How' s it going? Don' t stare. |
| [18:50.37] | She threw his clothes off the balcony. Now there' s gesturing and armwaving. |
| [18:55.55] | That is," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! " |
| [19:01.15] | Here he comes. |
| [19:13.30] | I am... |
| [19:15.30] | ... to say goodbye. |
| [19:17.27] | Okay, byebye. |
| [19:22.24] | Paolo, I really hate you for what you did, but I still have five of these... |
| [19:27.78] | ... so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles. |
| [19:35.42] | I just wanna tell you, and I think I' d speak for everyone when I say.... |
| [19:46.86] | Oh, just look at her. |
| [19:49.07] | Guys, I think only one of us should go... |
| [19:51.80] | ... so she' s not overwhelmed. Right. |
| [19:54.34] | And I really think it should be me. |
| [20:13.56] | You all right? |
| [20:15.93] | I' ve been better. |
| [20:19.20] | I don' t believe this. |
| [20:21.77] | I wasn' t supposed to care about this guy. |
| [20:25.04] | It was just supposed to be this big, fun, ltalian thing. |
| [20:30.47] | Someday I could look back and say, " That was a big, fun, ltalian thing. " |
| [20:36.85] | It wasn' t supposed to feel like this when it was over. |
| [20:51.36] | Listen... |
| [20:53.06] | ... you deserve so much better than him. |
| [20:56.33] | I mean, you... |
| [20:58.67] | ... should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. |
| [21:06.54] | What? |
| [21:08.51] | I' m so sick of guys! |
| [21:11.92] | I don' t want to look at or think about another guy. |
| [21:16.79] | I don' t even want to be near another guy. |
| [21:26.93] | Ross, you' re so great. |
| [21:41.01] | Are you all right? Are you okay? |
| [21:43.68] | Medium. Any cookies left? Yeah. |
| [21:50.55] | See, Rach... |
| [21:52.09] | ... I don' t think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. |
| [21:56.69] | What you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process. |
| [22:03.03] | I just need to be by myself for a while. |
| [22:05.94] | I just gotta figure out what I want. No, no. |
| [22:10.34] | See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo. |
| [22:14.51] | No, I know. I know. |
| [22:16.65] | And l' m sure your little boy' s not gonna grow up to be one. |
| [22:21.72] | What? What? |
| [22:26.46] | I' m having a boy? |
| [22:28.76] | No. |
| [22:31.03] | No. In fact, you' re not having a boy. |
| [22:35.10] | I' m having a boy. |
| [22:38.47] | Huh? Am I having a boy? You' re having a boy! |
| [22:42.67] | I' m having a boy! |
| [22:44.11] | l' m having a boy! What is it? |
| [22:46.38] | I' m having a boy! I' m having a boy! |
| [22:52.75] | We already knew that! |
| [22:57.72] | I' m having a son. |
| [23:07.60] | Yes! And that would be a shutdown! |
| [23:10.53] | Shutout! |
| [23:15.24] | Where you going? One more game! |
| [23:18.04] | It' s 2: 30 in the morning. Yeah, get out! |
| [23:21.75] | You guys always hang out in my apartment. |
| [23:27.62] | Come on, wussies! |
| [23:33.46] | All right! Okay! I gotta go! |
| [23:36.19] | I' m going. |
| [23:37.79] | And l' m gone. |
| [23:42.07] | One more game? Oh, yeah. |
| [00:57.07] | bù bù bù bù, gòu le |
| [01:01.21] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 12 jí shí èr wǎn miàn tiáo |
| [01:47.22] | sī wá shěn shěn, bié hǎn le! |
| [01:49.79] | rú guǒ nǐ gào sù guò wǒ nǐ yào sù miàn tiáo |
| [01:52.92] | wǒ jiù huì gěi nǐ zuò sù de le |
| [01:56.83] | hǎo ba, ròu dōu zài dì sān céng, yě xǔ nǐ néng bǎ tā men guā xià lái |
| [02:01.47] | luó sī, nǐ zhēn de bǎ suǒ yǒu yīng ér shū dōu dú le? |
| [02:04.67] | ēn! nǐ kě yǐ bǎ wǒ sāi dào zǐ gōng lǐ de rèn hé dì fāng, yòng bù zháo zhǐ nán zhēn |
| [02:09.64] | wǒ dōu néng cóng lǐ miàn pá chū lái, jiù xiàng! |
| [02:13.18] | ō, tài bàng le |
| [02:14.51] | shū shàng shuō zài yǒu xiē dì fāng, rén men zhēn de chī tāi pán |
| [02:20.65] | è.. zhè suān nǎi suàn shì chī bù xià qù le |
| [02:24.59] | duì bù qǐ |
| [02:26.29] | wǒ shì wèi le bāng nǐ, wǒ kě bú shì chéng bāo yàn xí de |
| [02:29.86] | nà nǐ ràng wǒ ná zhè yī dǎ miàn zěn me bàn? |
| [02:34.00] | shuō huà zhēn hǎo tīng, sī wá shěn shěn |
| [02:36.84] | nǐ yòng zhè zhāng zuǐ qīn fú lái dì shū shū ma? |
| [02:40.44] | hāi, luó sī, nǐ xiàn zài zhī dào le, nǐ de bǎo bèi jiù zhè me dà? |
| [02:45.61] | zhè shì nǐ hái zi. nǐ hǎo, bà bà! |
| [02:48.25] | nǐ hǎo |
| [02:49.75] | wèi shí me nǐ bù hé mā mī yì qǐ zhù? |
| [02:54.19] | wèi shí me mā mī hé lìng yí gè nǚ rén yì qǐ zhù? |
| [03:02.03] | shén me shì nǚ tóng xìng liàn? |
| [03:09.17] | qīn ài de, nǐ néng shuō de, pō kē nóng sī |
| [03:11.54] | pō kē nóng sī, jiù xiàng pō kē ā nóng sī Poconos |
| [03:18.01] | a, chuō yī xià bí zi poke a nose, mmm |
| [03:29.25] | nà me, wǒ tīng jiàn pō kē nóng sī le ma? shì de |
| [03:32.06] | wǒ mèi mei ràng wǒ men qù tā nà dù zhōu mò |
| [03:35.56] | wa, dì yī cì zhōu mò jié bàn chū yóu! |
| [03:37.50] | shì a, jìn zhǎn le yī dà bù wǒ zhī dào |
| [03:40.77] | a, jiù shì gè zhōu mò, méi shén me! bú shì shuō jiù wán wán bù rèn zhēn de ma? |
| [03:45.57] | zhè gāi |
| [03:47.47] | wán wán le ba xiàn zài? |
| [03:49.94] | wǒ xiǎng, wǒ men yǐ yuǎn yuǎn chāo chū wán de fàn wéi le |
| [03:52.31] | wǒ xiàn zài de gǎn jué zhǐ yǒu zài dān ní ěr. sī dīng de shū lǐ cái zhǎo dé dào |
| [03:56.55] | wǒ shì shuō, dāng wǒ hé tā zài yì qǐ de shí hòu wǒ wán quán, wán quán dì |
| [03:59.68] | ě xīn, wǒ běn néng de ě xīn |
| [04:03.42] | wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? dǎ diàn huà gěi yí mín jú? |
| [04:07.79] | wǒ kě yǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi yí mín jú! |
| [04:14.70] | shén me? |
| [04:17.24] | chǒu lòu luǒ nán zhèng zài zuò àn hēi kuǐ lěi |
| [04:21.71] | kàn a, nà shi ā bù lā hǎn. lín kěn |
| [04:25.14] | ō, zhēn de! |
| [04:26.84] | qù ba! qù ba! |
| [04:34.69] | wǒ xǐ huān hái zi, tā men de xiǎo xié |
| [04:38.49] | xiǎo jiǎo zhǐ tou, xiǎo shǒu |
| [04:42.73] | hǎo le, nǐ bié zài zhè yàng le, yǒng yuǎn bú yào! |
| [04:56.37] | xū yào xīn zhuō zi le |
| [04:58.54] | nǐ zhè me xiǎng? |
| [05:07.15] | hāi, hāi, jìn lái! Hello |
| [05:09.55] | wǒ bǎ shū dōu ná huí lái le |
| [05:11.49] | mó ní kǎ sòng ài xīn, sòng nǐ zhèi xiē miàn tiáo |
| [05:15.06] | ó, tài hǎo le! shì sù de ma, sū shān bù chī ròu |
| [05:21.23] | wǒ kěn dìng shì sù de |
| [05:28.14] | shí jiǔ zhōu, rǔ fáng kāi shǐ péng zhàng |
| [05:33.08] | yīn wéi wén xué zuò pǐn |
| [05:35.45] | wǒ ná dào chāo shēng bō jié guǒ le gào sù wǒ, gào sù wǒ, dōu hái.? |
| [05:39.35] | wán quán chè dǐ de jiàn kāng! tài bàng le, tài bàng le! |
| [05:48.83] | nǐ hé sū shān shén me shí hòu rèn shi de xiū yī. lù yì sī? |
| [05:51.80] | nà shi wǒ men de péng yǒu tǎ ní yà |
| [06:03.54] | dāng rán shì nǐ men de péng yǒu tǎ ní yà |
| [06:08.21] | nǐ bù xiǎng zhī dào xìng bié xìng ma? xìng? |
| [06:13.48] | guāng xiǎng nǐ hé sū shān yì qǐ de yàng zi wǒ jiù gòu qiāng le |
| [06:18.-3] | nǐ yào zài bǎ tǎ ní yà jiā jìn lái, è |
| [06:23.-3] | hái zi de xìng bié, luó sī |
| [06:27.57] | nǐ zhī dào hái zi de xìng bié le? |
| [06:31.04] | xiǎng zhī dào ma? bù |
| [06:32.84] | wǒ bù xiǎng, jué duì bù xiǎng |
| [06:35.17] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ zhī dào, nǐ yīng gāi dào shí hòu dī tóu yī kàn |
| [06:38.44] | rán hòu shuō, ó, dài nà gè de! |
| [06:41.05] | huò bù dài de |
| [06:45.28] | nǐ hǎo, luó sī sū shān |
| [06:47.92] | zěn me? |
| [06:49.62] | nǐ zhī dào le ma? |
| [06:51.12] | shì de, wǒ men zhī dào le, yī qiè OK! |
| [06:53.42] | ō, nà tài |
| [06:57.30] | zhēn de shì |
| [06:59.03] | wǒ men zhī dào nà gè? |
| [07:00.43] | shì de, dāng rán zhī dào le, tā shì gè |
| [07:03.57] | |
| [07:04.77] | zhè yǒu rén bù xiǎng zhī dào, jiù zhàn zài zhè ne! |
| [07:09.67] | ō, nà me, wǒ men cāi de duì ma? |
| [07:19.45] | shén me? |
| [07:21.49] | wǒ men yǐ wéi shì nán shì nǚ? |
| [07:24.16] | wǒ bù xiǎng zhī dào, bù xiǎng |
| [07:27.-3] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ dà gài gāi zǒu le |
| [07:29.19] | hǎo de, xiè xiè nǐ de shū. méi wèn tí, ok |
| [07:36.-2] | sū shān |
| [07:42.57] | hǎo ba, wǒ men gāi xiān gào sù shuí, nǐ jiā rén, hái shì dài bǐ hé luó nà? |
| [07:50.78] | nǐ hǎo |
| [07:54.19] | méi shì, wǒ bù xiǎng zhī dào |
| [07:57.49] | nà me jiù yīn wèi zhè shì wǒ de zhuō zi, jiù dé ràng wǒ mǎi xīn de? |
| [08:01.23] | guī zé shàng jiǎng shì de. shén me guī zé? méi yǒu shén me guī zé |
| [08:05.30] | rú guǒ yǒu, jiù shì nǐ qiàn wǒ gè zhuō zi! nǐ cóng nǎ dé de zhè gè jié lùn? |
| [08:09.00] | zhè gè zhuō zi yī zhí hěn jiē shi zhí dào nǐ kāi shǐ zài zǎo cān shí róu lìn huáng yóu |
| [08:14.44] | nǐ zhī dào zhè shì? |
| [08:16.17] | zhè me shuō ba, kàn dào nà guàn huáng yóu de cǎn xiāng, gēn běn lián xiǎng xiàng dōu shěng le |
| [08:21.21] | nà wǒ men hé qián mǎi zěn me yàng? |
| [08:24.08] | nǐ shén me yì sī, yì qǐ mǎi? shì a |
| [08:27.62] | nǐ rèn wéi wǒ men dào le zuò zhè yàng shì de chéng dù le ma? wèi shí me bù? |
| [08:31.92] | zhè kě shì gè hěn dà de chéng nuò, wǒ yì sī shì yào shì yǒu rén xiǎng bān chū qù ne? |
| [08:36.09] | wèi shí me, nǐ yào bān ma? wǒ bù bān nà |
| [08:38.43] | nǐ yào shì bān de huà dé gào sù wǒ hǎo ma hǎo de |
| [08:41.00] | hǎo, hǎo, zhǐ shì wǒ shàng ge shì yǒu wǒ zhī dào tí pǔ suǒ yǒu de shì! |
| [08:45.64] | wǒ men yì qǐ mǎi le gè rì shì gǔ zhuō, hòu lái tā yào jié hūn zǒu rén, jié guǒ shì qíng gǎo de hěn zāo |
| [08:50.94] | hǎo ba, wǒ wèn nǐ diǎn shì, zuò wéi shì yǒu tí pǔ bǐ wǒ hǎo ma? |
| [08:56.01] | ó, bié zhè yàng |
| [09:03.79] | nǐ de rì chéng yǒu xiē biàn huà |
| [09:06.12] | nǐ 4: 00 de xiāng xùn àn mó tuī chí dào 4: 30 |
| [09:09.46] | hái yǒu shàng mù. fú dé tài tài qǔ xiāo le 5: 30 de rì shì zhǐ yā |
| [09:12.83] | xiè xiè |
| [09:14.40] | ō, nǐ 3: 00 de gù kè lái le |
| [09:16.53] | wǒ bù xiǎng biǎo xiàn de bù zhuān yè, dàn shì, yòu rén è. |
| [09:24.34] | bǎo luó, hi, nǐ lái zhè gàn shén me? |
| [09:29.35] | ruì qiū gào sù wǒ nǐ |
| [09:33.45] | àn mó? |
| [09:34.92] | shì de, ruì qiū shuō de duì |
| [09:42.-3] | hǎo ba |
| [09:43.53] | wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ gāng cái shuō shí mǒ, wǒ men kāi shǐ ba |
| [09:48.27] | wǒ |
| [09:50.37] | xū yào luǒ tǐ? |
| [09:52.80] | nǐ shuō le suàn, wǒ shì shuō, yǒu de rén xǐ huān |
| [09:58.58] | nǐ guāng zhe shēn zi! |
| [10:01.18] | wǒ bù néng xiāng xìn nǐ bù xiǎng zhī dào. wǒ yì sī shì, wǒ kě bù néng bù zhī dào |
| [10:05.38] | rú guǒ yī shēng zhī dào, kǎ luó hé sū shān dōu zhī dào |
| [10:08.69] | mó ní kǎ yě zhī dào |
| [10:11.46] | nǐ zěn me zhī dào de, wǒ dōu bù zhī dào! |
| [10:13.32] | kǎ luó yīn wèi miàn tiáo dǎ diàn huà dào xiè, wǒ wèn le, tā gào sù wǒ le |
| [10:17.13] | nà me hái zi shì? |
| [10:22.10] | ó, tài hǎo le xiàn zài tā dōu zhī dào le duì bù qǐ, dāng le gū gū wǒ tài xīng fèn le! |
| [10:26.80] | hái yǒu shū shū |
| [10:33.54] | hāi, fēi bǐ hāi, fēi bǐ |
| [10:35.88] | hěn hǎo! |
| [10:40.08] | zěn me le? duì bù qǐ, wǒ jiù shì, wǒ de sorts yòng wán le yì sī wèi: yǒu diǎn xīn fán |
| [10:44.-3] | hǎo de, nǐ kě yǐ yòng wǒ de sorts. wǒ hěn shǎo yòng dào |
| [10:48.03] | wǒ men néng yào diǎn rè niú nǎi kā fēi ma? |
| [10:52.20] | ō, duì le, shì jiào wǒ! |
| [10:55.43] | nà gè mài zhuō zi de dì fāng 7 diǎn jiù guān le, zǒu ba |
| [10:58.77] | hǎo ba |
| [11:01.84] | zěn me le? |
| [11:04.24] | hǎo ba, nǐ zhī dào bǎo luó? wǒ liǎo jiě tā nà diǎn bǎ xì de, shì de |
| [11:09.51] | tā tiáo xì wǒ |
| [11:11.42] | shāng diàn míng tiān hái huì kāi! zài lái diǎn kā fēi |
| [11:16.69] | dào dǐ zěn me huí shì? |
| [11:18.46] | tā lái àn mó, běn lái tǐng hǎo de zhí dào. |
| [11:26.73] | tiān na. nǐ què dìng? |
| [11:30.23] | ō, shì de, wǒ què dìng |
| [11:36.11] | rán hòu tū rán jiān tā de shǒu jiù bù suàn shén me wèn tí le |
| [11:44.52] | tā nà ér? |
| [11:45.72] | tóng zǐ jūn dōu néng zài nà zhā yíng le |
| [11:52.62] | wa |
| [11:53.89] | nǐ zěn me zuò de? wǒ hěn zhuān yè de chǔ lǐ le zhè jiàn shì |
| [12:04.00] | ō," shén me? |
| [12:05.80] | mǎ. sè màn |
| [12:07.07] | nà gè nǚ yǎn yuán! wū mǎ. sè màn |
| [12:10.44] | xiè le, ruì qiū |
| [12:14.41] | nà me nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me bàn? nǐ bì xū gào sù tā! |
| [12:17.01] | zhè shì dào dé shàng de yì wù, zuò wéi péng yǒu, nǚ rén, wǒ rèn wéi zhè shè jí dào nǚ quán wèn tí! |
| [12:21.89] | huǒ jì men? |
| [12:23.22] | nǐ bì xū gào sù tā nǚ quán wèn tí. zhè shì wǒ de guān diǎn! |
| [12:28.66] | tā huì hèn wǒ de zhè yàng a |
| [12:38.94] | nǐ tiāo yí gè, tiāo yí gè! |
| [12:41.41] | nà gè zěn me yàng? nà shi fàng zài yuàn zi lǐ yòng de! |
| [12:45.94] | nà yǒu shén me, nán dào rén men jìn wū hòu huì xiǎng " ó hǒu, wǒ yòu chū qù le?" |
| [12:50.55] | dāng rán! |
| [12:52.22] | nà niǎo zhuō zěn me yàng? |
| [12:55.09] | bù zhī dào, niǎo zhuō bú huì duì nǐ shuō, " nǐ hǎo, zuò zhè, chī diǎn shén me." |
| [13:01.00] | nà nǐ xuǎn ba hǎo ba, nà piáo chóng zhuō zěn me yàng? |
| [13:04.40] | zhè yàng, wàng le niǎo hé hóng kūn chóng, jiàn yì diǎn yǒu pǐn wèi de cān zhuō! |
| [13:09.-2] | hǎo, nǐ xiǎng yào niǎo, jiù yào niǎo ba! bú shì zhè yàng, wǒ bú yào! |
| [13:16.31] | tí pǔ huì xǐ huān niǎo zhuō de! |
| [13:29.42] | hāi, fēi bǐ zěn me yàng? |
| [13:31.59] | nǐ yào bān chū qù ma? wǒ zài wèi zhōu mò chū xíng zuò zhǔn bèi |
| [13:37.-3] | nǐ de zhōu mò bù zhǐ liǎng tiān |
| [13:40.36] | zhè bù quán shì wǒ de xíng lǐ |
| [13:42.63] | zhè gè shì bǎo luó de |
| [13:47.37] | ruì qiū, wǒ men néng tán tán ma? hǎo de, dāng rán |
| [13:51.48] | jiù yī huì, bǎo luó zhèng zài lái de lù shàng |
| [14:06.22] | wǒ men rèn shi hái bù zhǎng |
| [14:09.13] | wǒ yǒu sān jiàn shì nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào |
| [14:12.06] | yī. péng yǒu shì wǒ shēng mìng zhòng zuì zhòng yào de |
| [14:16.77] | èr. wǒ cóng bù shuō huǎng |
| [14:19.40] | sān. wǒ zuò de tí zi yān mài bǐng gān shì zuì hǎo de |
| [14:26.04] | xiè xiè, fēi bǐ |
| [14:34.-1] | shàng dì a! wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:36.79] | wèi shí me wǒ cóng lái méi chī guò zhèi xiē? |
| [14:39.16] | wǒ bù jīng cháng zuò yīn wèi wǒ xiǎng zhè duì bié de bǐng gān lái shuō bù tài gōng píng |
| [14:50.13] | hǎo ba, nǐ shì duì de, zhè shì wǒ chī guò de zuì hǎo tí zi yān mài bǐng gān |
| [14:53.50] | zhè yě zhèng míng liǎo wǒ bù shuō huǎng wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [14:57.58] | bǎo luó tiáo xì wǒ |
| [15:02.35] | nǐ men kàn zěn me yàng? |
| [15:03.81] | wǒ xiǎng zhè shì wǒ jiàn guò de zuì piào liàng de zhuō zi |
| [15:06.88] | wǒ zhī dào! |
| [15:08.29] | nǐ dé bǎ pán zǐ píng héng zài zhèi xiē xiǎo rén tóu shàng ma? |
| [15:11.32] | guǎn tā ne, wǒ men zài shuǐ cáo biān chī fàn! lái ba! |
| [15:16.33] | shǎn kāi nǐ de xiǎo rén luó sī! |
| [15:18.03] | dé fēn! nǐ men zhēn chòu! |
| [15:23.47] | nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [15:27.91] | wǒ xū yào niú nǎi |
| [15:31.01] | wǒ yǒu niú nǎi |
| [15:38.02] | gěi nǐ |
| [15:48.00] | hǎo diǎn? |
| [15:51.06] | méi yǒu |
| [15:54.73] | wǒ zhēn tài chǔn le! wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái nà tiān |
| [16:00.27] | wǒ hái shì" ó, bǎo luó, tā zhēn hǎo," |
| [16:04.07] | tā ràng wǒ jué de zhēn |
| [16:06.58] | tiān na! |
| [16:08.38] | wǒ zhēn jué de gān gà! |
| [16:10.21] | wǒ cái jué de gān gà! |
| [16:12.-4] | wǒ shì tā tiáo xì de nà gè! rú guǒ wǒ méi yù jiàn tā |
| [16:15.59] | shì qíng jiù bú huì fā shēng! |
| [16:17.66] | zhēn duì bù qǐ! bù, wǒ duì bù qǐ nǐ! |
| [16:20.00] | shì wǒ duì bù qǐ yīng gāi shì wǒ. děng děng |
| [16:22.56] | wǒ men dào shén me qiàn? bù zhī dào |
| [16:25.33] | duì, tā cái shì zhū! |
| [16:27.53] | zhēn shì zhū! ó, tiān na, tā zhēn shì tóu zhū |
| [16:30.50] | tā jiù xiàng yí gè ě xīn zhū |
| [16:34.24] | zhū rén! shì de, bù cuò! |
| [16:40.74] | dàn tā shì wǒ de zhū rén |
| [16:45.05] | wèi shí me wǒ kàn bu chū lái? |
| [16:48.79] | ō! wǒ zhī dào! |
| [16:53.02] | shì yīn wèi |
| [16:55.06] | tā tài shuài le |
| [16:56.83] | tā tài mí rén |
| [16:58.63] | dāng tā kàn nǐ de shí hòu.. ok, fēi bǐ |
| [17:01.53] | jié shù |
| [17:05.44] | tiān a |
| [17:08.47] | wǒ yīng gāi mán zhe nǐ ma? |
| [17:11.31] | xiāng xìn wǒ, ràng wǒ zhī dào shì duì de |
| [17:17.88] | zhǐ shì wǒ gèng xǐ huān yǐ qián nà yàng. bù zhī dào de shí hòu gèng hǎo guò yī xiē |
| [17:38.64] | tā zhǐ shì bǎ shì qíng xiǎng de tài hǎo le bǎo luó xiàn zài jiù zài nà biān, suǒ yǐ |
| [17:43.-2] | wǒ men yīng gāi guò qù, kàn kàn tā yǒu méi yǒu shì. shāo děng piàn kè |
| [17:48.71] | dé fēn! bù cuò de bǐ sài! |
| [17:53.32] | lái ba, fēi bǐ |
| [17:56.15] | kàn qǐ lái, wǒ men dǎ dé nǐ men pì gǔn niào liú |
| [17:59.32] | bù, tā dǎ dé wǒ men pì gǔn niào liú nǐ kě yǐ cān jiā ào lín pǐ kè de" zhàn yī biān kàn" zhī duì |
| [18:03.69] | dé le ba, èr duì yī |
| [18:05.33] | nǐ hái zài zhè gàn shén me? tā gāng hé nà nán de fēn shǒu |
| [18:08.17] | gāi nǐ chèn xū ér rù la! |
| [18:11.10] | shén me, xiàn zài? shì de, xiàn zài zhèng shì shí hòu! |
| [18:14.07] | nǐ dé què bǎo bǎo luó zǒu chū wū zi hòu, nǐ shì ruì qiū jiàn dào de dì yí gè nán rén |
| [18:18.18] | dé ràng tā zhī dào nǐ shì nà me hǎo ér tā yī wú shì chù! nǐ jiù xiàng, xiàng fǎn bǎo luó! |
| [18:24.65] | wǒ zhè tiān zhǔ jiào péng yǒu shuō de duì |
| [18:26.78] | tā xiàn zài hěn fán nǎo. nǐ jiù zài nà péi bàn tā |
| [18:29.59] | nǐ bāng tā chéng dān suǒ yǒu fán nǎo, rán hòu nǐ jiù zǒu xiàng le luó sī shí dài! |
| [18:42.27] | kàn zhè gè? kàn? tíng zhù! |
| [18:48.27] | zěn me yàng le? bié dīng zhe kàn |
| [18:50.37] | xiàn zài tā gāng bǎ tā de yī fú cóng yáng tái shàng rēng xià qù xiàn zài shì tā men bǐ bǐ huà huà de |
| [18:55.55] | yào me shì," nǐ zěn me néng?" huò," dà xiōng pú!" |
| [19:01.15] | tā guò lái le! |
| [19:13.30] | wǒ |
| [19:15.30] | shuō zài jiàn |
| [19:17.27] | hǎo de, zài jiàn |
| [19:22.24] | bǎo luó, wǒ fēi cháng zēng hèn nǐ duì ruì qiū zuò de shì, dàn wǒ hái yǒu wǔ gè miàn tiáo méi chǔ lǐ diào |
| [19:27.78] | zài kǎo xiāng lǐ yòng 375 dù kǎo dào nǎi lào mào pào jiù xíng le |
| [19:35.42] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gào sù nǐ wǒ yào dài dà jiā shuō, dāng wǒ shuō |
| [19:46.86] | ó, kàn kàn tā ya |
| [19:49.07] | huǒ jì men, wǒ rèn wéi zuì hǎo wǒ men zhōng de zhǐ qù yí gè |
| [19:51.80] | zhè yàng tā jiù bú huì bèi yā kuǎ nǐ duì |
| [19:54.34] | ér qiě nà gè rén yīng gāi shì wǒ |
| [20:13.56] | nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [20:15.93] | wǒ hǎo diǎn le |
| [20:19.20] | wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn zhè yī qiè |
| [20:21.77] | wǒ běn lái hěn zài yì zhè gè xiǎo huǒ |
| [20:25.04] | jiù xiàng shì gè gǎo xiào de dà gè zi yì dà lì jiā huo |
| [20:30.47] | yě xǔ yǒu yì tiān wǒ huí tóu kàn huì shuō " nà gè gǎo xiào de dà gè zi yì dà lì jiā huo" |
| [20:36.85] | dāng yī qiè dōu jié shù de shí hòu yīng gāi shì zhè zhǒng gǎn jué |
| [20:43.-4] | guò lái |
| [20:51.36] | tīng zhe |
| [20:53.06] | tā yuǎn yuǎn pèi bù shàng nǐ |
| [20:56.33] | wǒ yì sī shì, nǐ |
| [20:58.67] | nǐ yīng gāi zhǎo yí gè néng míng bái yōng yǒu nǐ shì duō me xìng fú de rén |
| [21:06.54] | shén me? |
| [21:08.51] | wǒ tǎo yàn sǐ nán rén le |
| [21:11.92] | wǒ dōu bù xiǎng kàn jiàn nán de, wǒ yě bù xiǎng kǎo lǜ bié de nán rén |
| [21:16.79] | wǒ shèn zhì bù xiǎng kào jìn rèn hé yí gè nán rén |
| [21:26.93] | luó sī, nǐ zhēn tài hǎo le! |
| [21:41.01] | nǐ zěn me yàng? nǐ méi shì? |
| [21:43.68] | yì bān ba. hái yǒu bǐng gān ma? yǒu! |
| [21:50.55] | kàn, ruì qiū |
| [21:52.09] | wǒ bù rèn wéi fā shì zài bú yào nán rén shì gè hǎo dá àn |
| [21:56.69] | wǒ rèn wéi nǐ xū yào jiàn lì yí gè xiān jìn de shāi xuǎn chéng xù |
| [22:03.03] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng xiān dān shēn yī zhèn |
| [22:05.94] | wǒ dé xiān nòng míng bai wǒ xiǎng yào shén me yàng de bù, bù |
| [22:10.34] | yīn wèi bú shì suǒ yǒu rén dōu xiàng bǎo luó |
| [22:14.51] | bù, wǒ zhī dào, wǒ zhī dào |
| [22:16.65] | ér qiě wǒ kěn dìng, nǐ de xiǎo ér zi bú huì cháng chéng tā nà yàng |
| [22:21.72] | shén me? shén me? |
| [22:26.46] | wǒ, wǒ yǒu, wǒ yǒu le gè ér zi? |
| [22:28.76] | bù |
| [22:31.03] | bù, shì shí shàng, nǐ méi yǒu ér zi |
| [22:35.10] | wǒ yǒu le ér zi! |
| [22:38.47] | wǒ shì yǒu le ér zi ma? shì, nǐ yǒu ér zi le! |
| [22:42.67] | wǒ yǒu ér zi le! |
| [22:44.11] | wǒ yǒu ér zi le! zěn me le? |
| [22:46.38] | wǒ yǒu ér zi le! wǒ yǒu ér zi le! |
| [22:52.75] | wǒ men yǐ jīng zhī dào le! |
| [22:57.72] | wǒ yǒu ér zi le |
| [23:07.60] | hǎo de! zhè yàng yī jú yòu jiù jié shù le! |
| [23:10.53] | bì zuǐ ba! |
| [23:15.24] | nǐ men qù nǎ? lái ya, zài lái yī jú! |
| [23:18.04] | xiàn zài shì líng chén 2: 30! duì, chū qù! |
| [23:21.75] | nǐ men kě lǎo shì dào wǒ nà wū qù pào zhe! |
| [23:25.-4] | lái ba, wǒ jiù yòng zuǒ shǒu |
| [23:27.62] | lái ba, ruǎn dàn! |
| [23:33.46] | hǎo ba, ok, wǒ dé zǒu le |
| [23:36.19] | wǒ zǒu le |
| [23:37.79] | wǒ yǐ jīng zǒu le |
| [23:42.07] | zài lái yī jú? ó, hǎo de |