| 歌曲 | Friends S01E13 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:32.-1] | ...your nippular areas. … |
| [01:41.-4] | -But you tell it really well,sweetie. -Thanks. Okay. - |
| [02:14.-1] | Okay,you guys want anything else? |
| [03:06.-3] | That's it? I mean,mittens are "nice." |
| [03:57.-1] | -How did you know that? -It's textbook. - |
| [04:46.-3] | I gotta go. Miss you too. |
| [10:22.-2] | Good night,you guys. |
| [14:22.-2] | Now I'm looking at my dad,thinking |
| [14:28.-4] | When they wanted you in your father's business,did you cave? |
| [16:14.-4] | -What's with you? -I thought it was Chandler! - |
| [17:32.-3] | Why'd you fill your father's head with garbage... |
| [19:14.-3] | I just did what I thought you'd want. |
| [23:34.-3] | Hello,dear! |
| [00:16.09] | -I'm sorry! -That is it! - |
| [00:18.76] | You barge in here and you don't knock? |
| [00:21.37] | You have no respect for privacy. No,you wait! - |
| [00:25.14] | -Can I just say one thing? -What?! - |
| [00:27.77] | That's a relatively open weave. I can still see... |
| [00:38.12] | The One With The Boobies |
| [01:26.33] | Honey,tell them the story about your patient... |
| [01:30.27] | ...who thinks things are other things. |
| [01:33.00] | When the phone rings and she takes a shower. |
| [01:37.74] | That's pretty much it. |
| [01:45.85] | Now go away so we can talk about you. |
| [01:48.92] | Okay. I'll miss you. |
| [01:52.62] | -lsn't he great? -He's cute. He likes you so much. - |
| [01:56.29] | I know. He's so sweet. And so complicated,you know? |
| [02:00.60] | And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky. |
| [02:03.90] | Think you'll do it on his couch? |
| [02:06.27] | I don't know. That's a little weird. |
| [02:09.27] | It's vinyl. |
| [02:16.51] | -Could I have? -We're all out. Anybody else? |
| [02:20.92] | Did I miss something? |
| [02:22.89] | No,she's still upset because I saw her boobies. |
| [02:26.89] | What were you doing seeing her boobies? |
| [02:30.10] | It was an accident. I wasn't across the street with a telescope. |
| [02:35.80] | Can we change the subject,please? |
| [02:38.74] | These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts. |
| [02:43.68] | Pheebs,I was hoping for more of a change. |
| [02:47.81] | I always liked "Bazoombas." |
| [02:51.02] | Gives them a Latin spin. |
| [02:54.29] | Can we drop this already,please? |
| [02:58.12] | Why are you embarrassed? They were very nice boobies. |
| [03:03.03] | "Nice"? They were "nice"? |
| [03:10.80] | Okay. Rock,hard place. Me. |
| [03:20.01] | You're so funny! |
| [03:22.51] | He's really funny. |
| [03:24.75] | I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops. |
| [03:29.25] | Whoa,back up there,sparky. |
| [03:32.92] | What did you mean by that? |
| [03:35.19] | It seems that maybe you have intimacy issues... |
| [03:38.60] | ...that you use your humor to keep people at a distance. |
| [03:45.00] | I mean,I just met you. I don't know you from Adam. |
| [03:49.64] | Only child,right? |
| [03:52.21] | Parents divorced before you hit puberty. |
| [04:03.12] | Hey,you guys. You all know my dad,right? |
| [04:06.82] | -How long are you in the city? -Two days. I got a job. - |
| [04:10.53] | I'm better off staying with Joey... |
| [04:12.90] | ...than going back and forth on the ferry. |
| [04:15.73] | -I don't know this one. -This is my friend Roger. - |
| [04:19.04] | -Good to meet you. -You too. - |
| [04:21.04] | -What happened to the puppet guy? -Dad. - |
| [04:25.34] | Oh,excuse me. So,Ross,how's the wife? |
| [04:32.22] | 0 for 2,huh? |
| [04:34.62] | Chandler,say something funny. |
| [04:48.87] | -I love you,but it's getting late -Say hi. Hey,Ma. - |
| [04:53.07] | I made the appointment with Dr. Bassida and |
| [04:57.81] | Excuse me? |
| [05:02.85] | Did you know this isn't Ma? |
| [05:13.63] | Her name's Ronni. |
| [05:15.86] | She's a pet mortician. |
| [05:21.70] | Sure. |
| [05:23.94] | So,how long you been...? |
| [05:28.47] | Remember when you were a kid, I'd take you to the navy yard? |
| [05:32.84] | -Since then? -No,it's only been six years. |
| [05:36.68] | I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you'd know I'm not a terrible guy. |
| [05:43.76] | -What are you doing? -Chopping garlic. - |
| [05:46.22] | You don't crush it? |
| [05:48.03] | You're having an affair, I chop garlic. It's a wacky world. |
| [05:53.70] | Joe,you ever been in love? |
| [05:57.90] | -I don't know. -Then you haven't. - |
| [06:01.54] | -You're burning tomatoes. -You're one to talk. - |
| [06:07.18] | Your dad's in love. The worst part is, it's with two different women. |
| [06:12.35] | Oh,man! Please tell me one of them is Ma. |
| [06:15.55] | Of course one of them's Ma. What's the matter with you? |
| [06:27.00] | It's like if you woke up and found out... |
| [06:29.87] | ...your dad leads this double life. |
| [06:32.30] | He's like actually some spy working for the ClA. |
| [06:36.91] | That'd be cool. |
| [06:39.04] | This blows! |
| [06:41.71] | Do you think Dad cheated? |
| [06:43.51] | I don't think so. That would involve sex. |
| [06:46.38] | I'd like to think that our parents don't do that. |
| [06:53.73] | I know. Why can't parents just stay parents? |
| [06:57.03] | Why do they have to become people? Why do they have? |
| [07:01.70] | Why... |
| [07:04.87] | ...can't you stop staring at my breasts? … |
| [07:09.57] | What? |
| [07:13.01] | What? |
| [07:15.15] | Didn't you get a good enough look? |
| [07:18.12] | We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. |
| [07:22.62] | Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee. |
| [07:36.47] | You know, I don't see that happening. |
| [07:39.90] | Come on. He's right. Tit for tat. |
| [07:47.15] | Well,I'm not showing you my tat! |
| [07:53.82] | -It's Phoebe. -And Rog! - |
| [07:57.76] | Come on up. |
| [07:59.02] | Oh,good! Rog is here. |
| [08:03.23] | -What's the matter with Rog? -It's a little thing. I hate that guy! - |
| [08:09.13] | So he was a little analytical. That's what he does. |
| [08:13.04] | Come on,he's not that bad. |
| [08:15.14] | You're wrong! Why would I marry her... |
| [08:18.14] | ...if I thought that she was a lesbian? |
| [08:21.78] | I don't know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail. |
| [08:30.69] | Why? Why would l? Why? |
| [08:34.63] | I don't know. Maybe low self-esteem? |
| [08:38.70] | Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling. Maybe |
| [08:43.53] | Wait! Go back to that "sibling" thing. |
| [08:46.24] | Well,I don't know. |
| [08:48.84] | You could've sabotaged your marriage... |
| [08:52.28] | ...so the sibling would feel like less of a failure. |
| [08:59.65] | That's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures. |
| [09:06.49] | -You think I'm a failure? -lsn't he good? - |
| [09:09.29] | Yeah. No,that's not what I was saying. |
| [09:12.70] | I thought you were on my side. |
| [09:15.00] | But maybe you sucked up to them so they'd favor you. |
| [09:18.87] | I married a lesbian to make you look good! |
| [09:26.24] | You're right. I mean,you're right. |
| [09:29.31] | It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace... |
| [09:35.79] | ...and the Weeble's Cruise Ship... |
| [09:38.29] | ...with this lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in. |
| [09:43.66] | And Mom just gave them all away. |
| [09:47.27] | That's tough,tough stuff. |
| [09:50.20] | Pheebs,we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta go. |
| [09:53.67] | -Feel better. -We're gonna be late,sweetie. - |
| [09:57.61] | -Thanks for everything,Mon. -No problem. - |
| [10:00.88] | Listen,it was great seeing you again. |
| [10:05.35] | Mon,easy on those cookies,okay? |
| [10:08.49] | Remember,they're just food, they're not love. |
| [10:16.73] | I hate that guy! |
| [10:26.34] | Oh,look. It's the woman we ordered. |
| [10:33.11] | Hey,can we help you? |
| [10:35.75] | No,thanks. I'm just waiting for Joey Tribbiani. |
| [10:40.42] | I'm Joey Tribbiani. |
| [10:42.85] | Oh,no,not you. Big Joey. Oh,my God! |
| [10:47.09] | You're so much cuter than your pictures. |
| [10:52.26] | I'm Ronni. |
| [10:57.10] | Cheese Nip? |
| [11:00.74] | Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip. |
| [11:11.05] | Most people, when their pets pass on... |
| [11:13.82] | ...want them like they're sleeping. |
| [11:16.69] | Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose. |
| [11:20.93] | Like chasing their tail. |
| [11:23.53] | Or jumping to catch a Frisbee. |
| [11:28.10] | Joey,if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys. |
| [11:33.30] | -That's a good one! -Hey. |
| [11:35.07] | Hey,Dad. Ronni's here. |
| [11:37.51] | -Hi. -Hey. |
| [11:39.81] | Hello,babe! What are you doing here? |
| [11:44.62] | Oh,you left your hair at my place. |
| [11:47.69] | I thought you'd need it tomorrow. |
| [11:53.12] | Thank you. |
| [11:55.93] | So,who's up for a big game of Kerplunk? |
| [12:03.07] | Look,I shouldn't have come. |
| [12:06.30] | I better go. I'll miss the train. |
| [12:08.77] | -I don't want you taking that thing. -Where do I stay? Here? - |
| [12:15.11] | We'll go to a hotel. |
| [12:17.55] | We'll go to a hotel. |
| [12:20.22] | -No,you won't. -No,we won't. |
| [12:22.55] | If you go to a hotel, you'll be doing stuff. |
| [12:25.56] | I want you here so I can keep an eye on you. |
| [12:28.56] | -You're gonna keep an eye on us? -Right. - |
| [12:31.80] | As long as you are under my roof... |
| [12:34.53] | ...you're gonna live by my rules. — |
| [12:40.50] | That means no sleeping with your girlfriend. |
| [12:44.11] | Wow,he's strict. |
| [12:47.28] | Dad,you'll be in my room. You can stay in Chandler's room. |
| [12:51.22] | And Chandler will be? |
| [12:53.68] | Out here with me,bunking up. |
| [12:56.00] | Oh,bunking up. If you smell s'mores, don't be alarmed. |
| [13:00.62] | Thanks. You're a good kid. |
| [13:03.33] | I'll show you to my room. |
| [13:07.00] | That sounds weird not followed by, "No,it's late." |
| [13:15.11] | This is just for tonight. Tomorrow you gotta change. |
| [13:20.31] | Change? |
| [13:21.55] | -Break up with Ronni -I can't! - |
| [13:23.78] | Then come clean with Ma! This is not right! |
| [13:27.08] | I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room! |
| [13:43.67] | Hey,kickie! |
| [13:47.84] | -What are you doing? -Getting comfortable. - |
| [13:50.74] | -I can't sleep in my underwear. -Well,you're gonna. - |
| [14:00.48] | I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.... |
| [14:08.26] | Are they end-to-end, or tall,like pancakes? |
| [14:12.13] | You know,how I date all these women. |
| [14:15.43] | I always figured,when the right one comes along... |
| [14:18.74] | ... I'll be able to go the distance. |
| [14:24.68] | You're not him,you're you. |
| [14:32.02] | -No. -No. -No.-No. |
| [14:33.28] | You chose the out-of-work-actor business. |
| [14:37.56] | That wasn't easy,but you did it. |
| [14:40.62] | I believe when the right woman comes along... |
| [14:43.73] | ...you'll have the guts to say, "No,thanks,I'm married." |
| [14:54.07] | -You really think so? -Yeah,I really do. - |
| [14:57.94] | -Thanks,Chandler. -Get off! |
| [15:12.72] | -Hi. -Hi. May I help you? -Hi - |
| [15:14.79] | Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's in ours. |
| [15:20.03] | Okay. Who are you? ok. |
| [15:22.53] | Oh,I'm Ronni. Ronni Rapalono. |
| [15:25.77] | The mistress? |
| [15:29.54] | -Come on in. -Thanks. |
| [15:31.54] | I'm Rachel. Bathroom's there. |
| [15:33.71] | Ronni,how long has Chandler been in the shower? |
| [15:37.31] | Oh,like five minutes. |
| [15:40.28] | Perfect. |
| [15:43.59] | Fasten your seat belts, it's pee-pee time. |
| [15:53.03] | -Hey,Mr. Trib. -Hey,good morning,dear. - |
| [15:58.07] | Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing. |
| [16:17.55] | You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing! |
| [16:22.76] | Sorry,my thing was in there with me. |
| [16:34.57] | -How's it going? -Good. |
| [16:36.77] | Roger's having a dinner thing. He wanted me to invite you guys. |
| [16:44.48] | -So,what's going on? -Nothing. |
| [16:47.52] | It's just.... |
| [16:49.89] | It's Roger,you know? |
| [16:52.19] | There's something about |
| [16:54.16] | We just feel that he's.... |
| [16:56.49] | -We hate that guy! -We hate him! - |
| [16:59.33] | -We're sorry,Pheebs. |
| [17:02.30] | Don't you think it's just that he's so perceptive... |
| [17:06.10] | ...it freaked you out? |
| [17:07.91] | No,we hate him! |
| [17:09.91] | I'm sorry. |
| [17:24.39] | -Ma! What are you doing here? -I came to give you this and this! - |
| [17:30.19] | Big ring! |
| [17:35.47] | ...about making things right? |
| [17:38.14] | Things were fine this way! |
| [17:40.44] | There's chicken in there. Put it away. |
| [17:43.61] | For God's sake,Joey! Really. |
| [17:48.88] | -Hold on. You knew? -Of course I knew. What do you think? - |
| [17:53.32] | Your father is no James Bond. |
| [17:55.65] | You should've heard his stories. |
| [17:58.00] | "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's." “ |
| [18:00.69] | -What is that? Please! -So then,how could you? - |
| [18:05.00] | Do you remember how your father used to be? |
| [18:07.87] | Always yelling. Nothing made him happy. |
| [18:11.27] | Not that wood shop,not those stupid little ships in the bottle. |
| [18:16.24] | Now he's happy. I mean,it's nice. He has a hobby. |
| [18:23.15] | Ma,I don't mean to be disrespectful... |
| [18:26.82] | ... but what the hell are you talking about? |
| [18:29.92] | -I mean,what about you? -Me? I'm fine. - |
| [18:33.86] | Look,honey,in an ideal world... |
| [18:37.90] | ...there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting. |
| [18:43.30] | And something else: |
| [18:45.17] | Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along... |
| [18:48.84] | ... he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. |
| [18:53.48] | He's been more loving. It's like every day is our anniversary. |
| [18:58.32] | -I'm happy for you? -Well,don't be! - |
| [19:03.02] | Now everything's screwed up. |
| [19:06.39] | I just want it the way it was. |
| [19:10.86] | Ma,I'm sorry. |
| [19:17.73] | I know you did,cookie. I know you did. |
| [19:24.58] | So tell me. Did you see her? |
| [19:30.18] | Yeah. |
| [19:32.15] | -You're 10 times prettier than she is. -That's sweet. - |
| [19:38.46] | Could I take her? |
| [19:41.09] | With this ring,no contest. |
| [19:55.01] | Oh,no! Don't ever do that! oh, |
| [19:57.27] | -What? -I'm sorry. |
| [19:58.68] | I have a thing, which means you can't ever do that! |
| [20:04.68] | -What's wrong,sweetie? -Nothing. |
| [20:08.39] | -No,what's wrong? Come on. -Okay. |
| [20:15.56] | It's nothing. I'm fine. It's just It's my friends. |
| [20:19.80] | They have a liking problem with you... |
| [20:22.67] | ...in that they don't. |
| [20:29.17] | They don't? They don't? |
| [20:31.34] | But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see. |
| [20:35.88] | They don't see all the good and sweet stuff. |
| [20:39.65] | -They think you're a little -What? |
| [20:43.19] | Intense and creepy. |
| [20:47.36] | -Oh. -But I don't. Me,Phoebe. -oh - |
| [20:53.40] | -I'm not at all surprised about that. -That's why you're so great. - |
| [20:58.67] | It's quite typical behavior... |
| [21:01.07] | ...when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. |
| [21:05.41] | You know,this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted... |
| [21:10.21] | ...sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups... |
| [21:15.65] | ...which might as well have nipples on them. |
| [21:20.26] | And you're all like, "Oh,define me! Define me! |
| [21:25.00] | Love me! I need love! |
| [21:29.27] | You talked to your dad? |
| [21:31.10] | He's gonna keep cheating on Ma like she wanted. |
| [21:34.40] | Ma will keep pretending she doesn't know. |
| [21:37.31] | And my sister,Tina, can't see her husband. |
| [21:40.21] | He got a restraining order. |
| [21:43.15] | Which has nothing to do with it. I found out today. |
| [21:47.88] | Things have changed here on Waltons'mountain. |
| [21:52.69] | -So,Joey,are you okay? -Yeah,I guess. |
| [21:55.89] | It's just You know,they're parents. |
| [21:58.50] | After a certain point, you gotta let go. |
| [22:01.80] | You gotta let them make their own mistakes. |
| [22:06.27] | And think,in a few years, we'll turn into them. |
| [22:09.84] | Oh,please. |
| [22:11.34] | If I turn into my parents,I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing men... |
| [22:15.88] | ...or I'll end up like my mom! |
| [22:23.62] | -Hey. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [22:25.76] | How's it going? |
| [22:27.66] | Okay,except I broke up with Roger. |
| [22:32.63] | -Yeah,right. -No,no,really. |
| [22:37.60] | -What happened? -I don't know. I mean... - |
| [22:41.51] | ... he's a good person, and he can be really sweet. |
| [22:45.78] | In some ways, I think he is so right for me. |
| [22:48.88] | It's just.... I hate that guy! |
| [22:59.09] | Hi,Joey. What's going on? Hi, |
| [23:01.89] | Clear the tracks for the boobie payback. |
| [23:04.76] | Next stop,Rachel Greene. |
| [23:12.87] | Joey,what the hell were you doing? |
| [23:15.77] | Sorry,wrong boobies! |
| [23:31.29] | Hello,Joey! |
| [00:32.-1] | ... your nippular areas. |
| [01:41.-4] | But you tell it really well, sweetie. Thanks. Okay. |
| [02:14.-1] | Okay, you guys want anything else? |
| [03:06.-3] | That' s it? I mean, mittens are " nice." |
| [03:57.-1] | How did you know that? It' s textbook. |
| [04:46.-3] | I gotta go. Miss you too. |
| [10:22.-2] | Good night, you guys. |
| [14:22.-2] | Now I' m looking at my dad, thinking |
| [14:28.-4] | When they wanted you in your father' s business, did you cave? |
| [16:14.-4] | What' s with you? I thought it was Chandler! |
| [17:32.-3] | Why' d you fill your father' s head with garbage... |
| [19:14.-3] | I just did what I thought you' d want. |
| [23:34.-3] | Hello, dear! |
| [00:16.09] | I' m sorry! That is it! |
| [00:18.76] | You barge in here and you don' t knock? |
| [00:21.37] | You have no respect for privacy. No, you wait! |
| [00:25.14] | Can I just say one thing? What?! |
| [00:27.77] | That' s a relatively open weave. I can still see... |
| [00:38.12] | The One With The Boobies |
| [01:26.33] | Honey, tell them the story about your patient... |
| [01:30.27] | ... who thinks things are other things. |
| [01:33.00] | When the phone rings and she takes a shower. |
| [01:37.74] | That' s pretty much it. |
| [01:45.85] | Now go away so we can talk about you. |
| [01:48.92] | Okay. I' ll miss you. |
| [01:52.62] | lsn' t he great? He' s cute. He likes you so much. |
| [01:56.29] | I know. He' s so sweet. And so complicated, you know? |
| [02:00.60] | And for a shrink, he' s not too shrinky. |
| [02:03.90] | Think you' ll do it on his couch? |
| [02:06.27] | I don' t know. That' s a little weird. |
| [02:09.27] | It' s vinyl. |
| [02:16.51] | Could I have? We' re all out. Anybody else? |
| [02:20.92] | Did I miss something? |
| [02:22.89] | No, she' s still upset because I saw her boobies. |
| [02:26.89] | What were you doing seeing her boobies? |
| [02:30.10] | It was an accident. I wasn' t across the street with a telescope. |
| [02:35.80] | Can we change the subject, please? |
| [02:38.74] | These aren' t her " boobies." These are her breasts. |
| [02:43.68] | Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change. |
| [02:47.81] | I always liked " Bazoombas." |
| [02:51.02] | Gives them a Latin spin. |
| [02:54.29] | Can we drop this already, please? |
| [02:58.12] | Why are you embarrassed? They were very nice boobies. |
| [03:03.03] | " Nice"? They were " nice"? |
| [03:10.80] | Okay. Rock, hard place. Me. |
| [03:20.01] | You' re so funny! |
| [03:22.51] | He' s really funny. |
| [03:24.75] | I wouldn' t wanna be there when the laughter stops. |
| [03:29.25] | Whoa, back up there, sparky. |
| [03:32.92] | What did you mean by that? |
| [03:35.19] | It seems that maybe you have intimacy issues... |
| [03:38.60] | ... that you use your humor to keep people at a distance. |
| [03:45.00] | I mean, I just met you. I don' t know you from Adam. |
| [03:49.64] | Only child, right? |
| [03:52.21] | Parents divorced before you hit puberty. |
| [04:03.12] | Hey, you guys. You all know my dad, right? |
| [04:06.82] | How long are you in the city? Two days. I got a job. |
| [04:10.53] | I' m better off staying with Joey... |
| [04:12.90] | ... than going back and forth on the ferry. |
| [04:15.73] | I don' t know this one. This is my friend Roger. |
| [04:19.04] | Good to meet you. You too. |
| [04:21.04] | What happened to the puppet guy? Dad. |
| [04:25.34] | Oh, excuse me. So, Ross, how' s the wife? |
| [04:32.22] | 0 for 2, huh? |
| [04:34.62] | Chandler, say something funny. |
| [04:48.87] | I love you, but it' s getting late Say hi. Hey, Ma. |
| [04:53.07] | I made the appointment with Dr. Bassida and |
| [04:57.81] | Excuse me? |
| [05:02.85] | Did you know this isn' t Ma? |
| [05:13.63] | Her name' s Ronni. |
| [05:15.86] | She' s a pet mortician. |
| [05:21.70] | Sure. |
| [05:23.94] | So, how long you been...? |
| [05:28.47] | Remember when you were a kid, I' d take you to the navy yard? |
| [05:32.84] | Since then? No, it' s only been six years. |
| [05:36.68] | I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you' d know I' m not a terrible guy. |
| [05:43.76] | What are you doing? Chopping garlic. |
| [05:46.22] | You don' t crush it? |
| [05:48.03] | You' re having an affair, I chop garlic. It' s a wacky world. |
| [05:53.70] | Joe, you ever been in love? |
| [05:57.90] | I don' t know. Then you haven' t. |
| [06:01.54] | You' re burning tomatoes. You' re one to talk. |
| [06:07.18] | Your dad' s in love. The worst part is, it' s with two different women. |
| [06:12.35] | Oh, man! Please tell me one of them is Ma. |
| [06:15.55] | Of course one of them' s Ma. What' s the matter with you? |
| [06:27.00] | It' s like if you woke up and found out... |
| [06:29.87] | ... your dad leads this double life. |
| [06:32.30] | He' s like actually some spy working for the ClA. |
| [06:36.91] | That' d be cool. |
| [06:39.04] | This blows! |
| [06:41.71] | Do you think Dad cheated? |
| [06:43.51] | I don' t think so. That would involve sex. |
| [06:46.38] | I' d like to think that our parents don' t do that. |
| [06:53.73] | I know. Why can' t parents just stay parents? |
| [06:57.03] | Why do they have to become people? Why do they have? |
| [07:01.70] | Why... |
| [07:04.87] | ... can' t you stop staring at my breasts? |
| [07:09.57] | What? |
| [07:13.01] | What? |
| [07:15.15] | Didn' t you get a good enough look? |
| [07:18.12] | We' re all adults here. There' s only one way to resolve this. |
| [07:22.62] | Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your peepee. |
| [07:36.47] | You know, I don' t see that happening. |
| [07:39.90] | Come on. He' s right. Tit for tat. |
| [07:47.15] | Well, I' m not showing you my tat! |
| [07:53.82] | It' s Phoebe. And Rog! |
| [07:57.76] | Come on up. |
| [07:59.02] | Oh, good! Rog is here. |
| [08:03.23] | What' s the matter with Rog? It' s a little thing. I hate that guy! |
| [08:09.13] | So he was a little analytical. That' s what he does. |
| [08:13.04] | Come on, he' s not that bad. |
| [08:15.14] | You' re wrong! Why would I marry her... |
| [08:18.14] | ... if I thought that she was a lesbian? |
| [08:21.78] | I don' t know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail. |
| [08:30.69] | Why? Why would l? Why? |
| [08:34.63] | I don' t know. Maybe low selfesteem? |
| [08:38.70] | Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling. Maybe |
| [08:43.53] | Wait! Go back to that " sibling" thing. |
| [08:46.24] | Well, I don' t know. |
| [08:48.84] | You could' ve sabotaged your marriage... |
| [08:52.28] | ... so the sibling would feel like less of a failure. |
| [08:59.65] | That' s ridiculous! I don' t feel guilty for her failures. |
| [09:06.49] | You think I' m a failure? lsn' t he good? |
| [09:09.29] | Yeah. No, that' s not what I was saying. |
| [09:12.70] | I thought you were on my side. |
| [09:15.00] | But maybe you sucked up to them so they' d favor you. |
| [09:18.87] | I married a lesbian to make you look good! |
| [09:26.24] | You' re right. I mean, you' re right. |
| [09:29.31] | It wasn' t just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace... |
| [09:35.79] | ... and the Weeble' s Cruise Ship... |
| [09:38.29] | ... with this lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in. |
| [09:43.66] | And Mom just gave them all away. |
| [09:47.27] | That' s tough, tough stuff. |
| [09:50.20] | Pheebs, we' re gonna catch that movie, we gotta go. |
| [09:53.67] | Feel better. We' re gonna be late, sweetie. |
| [09:57.61] | Thanks for everything, Mon. No problem. |
| [10:00.88] | Listen, it was great seeing you again. |
| [10:05.35] | Mon, easy on those cookies, okay? |
| [10:08.49] | Remember, they' re just food, they' re not love. |
| [10:16.73] | I hate that guy! |
| [10:26.34] | Oh, look. It' s the woman we ordered. |
| [10:33.11] | Hey, can we help you? |
| [10:35.75] | No, thanks. I' m just waiting for Joey Tribbiani. |
| [10:40.42] | I' m Joey Tribbiani. |
| [10:42.85] | Oh, no, not you. Big Joey. Oh, my God! |
| [10:47.09] | You' re so much cuter than your pictures. |
| [10:52.26] | I' m Ronni. |
| [10:57.10] | Cheese Nip? |
| [11:00.74] | Joey' s having an embolism, but I' d go for a nip. |
| [11:11.05] | Most people, when their pets pass on... |
| [11:13.82] | ... want them like they' re sleeping. |
| [11:16.69] | Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose. |
| [11:20.93] | Like chasing their tail. |
| [11:23.53] | Or jumping to catch a Frisbee. |
| [11:28.10] | Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys. |
| [11:33.30] | That' s a good one! Hey. |
| [11:35.07] | Hey, Dad. Ronni' s here. |
| [11:37.51] | Hi. Hey. |
| [11:39.81] | Hello, babe! What are you doing here? |
| [11:44.62] | Oh, you left your hair at my place. |
| [11:47.69] | I thought you' d need it tomorrow. |
| [11:53.12] | Thank you. |
| [11:55.93] | So, who' s up for a big game of Kerplunk? |
| [12:03.07] | Look, I shouldn' t have come. |
| [12:06.30] | I better go. I' ll miss the train. |
| [12:08.77] | I don' t want you taking that thing. Where do I stay? Here? |
| [12:15.11] | We' ll go to a hotel. |
| [12:17.55] | We' ll go to a hotel. |
| [12:20.22] | No, you won' t. No, we won' t. |
| [12:22.55] | If you go to a hotel, you' ll be doing stuff. |
| [12:25.56] | I want you here so I can keep an eye on you. |
| [12:28.56] | You' re gonna keep an eye on us? Right. |
| [12:31.80] | As long as you are under my roof... |
| [12:34.53] | ... you' re gonna live by my rules. |
| [12:40.50] | That means no sleeping with your girlfriend. |
| [12:44.11] | Wow, he' s strict. |
| [12:47.28] | Dad, you' ll be in my room. You can stay in Chandler' s room. |
| [12:51.22] | And Chandler will be? |
| [12:53.68] | Out here with me, bunking up. |
| [12:56.00] | Oh, bunking up. If you smell s' mores, don' t be alarmed. |
| [13:00.62] | Thanks. You' re a good kid. |
| [13:03.33] | I' ll show you to my room. |
| [13:07.00] | That sounds weird not followed by, " No, it' s late." |
| [13:15.11] | This is just for tonight. Tomorrow you gotta change. |
| [13:20.31] | Change? |
| [13:21.55] | Break up with Ronni I can' t! |
| [13:23.78] | Then come clean with Ma! This is not right! |
| [13:27.08] | I don' t wanna hear it! Now go to my room! |
| [13:43.67] | Hey, kickie! |
| [13:47.84] | What are you doing? Getting comfortable. |
| [13:50.74] | I can' t sleep in my underwear. Well, you' re gonna. |
| [14:00.48] | I was thinking about how I' m always seeing girls on top of girls.... |
| [14:08.26] | Are they endtoend, or tall, like pancakes? |
| [14:12.13] | You know, how I date all these women. |
| [14:15.43] | I always figured, when the right one comes along... |
| [14:18.74] | ... I' ll be able to go the distance. |
| [14:24.68] | You' re not him, you' re you. |
| [14:32.02] | No. No. No. No. |
| [14:33.28] | You chose the outofworkactor business. |
| [14:37.56] | That wasn' t easy, but you did it. |
| [14:40.62] | I believe when the right woman comes along... |
| [14:43.73] | ... you' ll have the guts to say, " No, thanks, I' m married." |
| [14:54.07] | You really think so? Yeah, I really do. |
| [14:57.94] | Thanks, Chandler. Get off! |
| [15:12.72] | Hi. Hi. May I help you? Hi |
| [15:14.79] | Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler' s in ours. |
| [15:20.03] | Okay. Who are you? ok. |
| [15:22.53] | Oh, I' m Ronni. Ronni Rapalono. |
| [15:25.77] | The mistress? |
| [15:29.54] | Come on in. Thanks. |
| [15:31.54] | I' m Rachel. Bathroom' s there. |
| [15:33.71] | Ronni, how long has Chandler been in the shower? |
| [15:37.31] | Oh, like five minutes. |
| [15:40.28] | Perfect. |
| [15:43.59] | Fasten your seat belts, it' s peepee time. |
| [15:53.03] | Hey, Mr. Trib. Hey, good morning, dear. |
| [15:58.07] | Chandler Bing, it' s time to see your thing. |
| [16:17.55] | You were supposed to be in there so I' d see your thing! |
| [16:22.76] | Sorry, my thing was in there with me. |
| [16:34.57] | How' s it going? Good. |
| [16:36.77] | Roger' s having a dinner thing. He wanted me to invite you guys. |
| [16:44.48] | So, what' s going on? Nothing. |
| [16:47.52] | It' s just.... |
| [16:49.89] | It' s Roger, you know? |
| [16:52.19] | There' s something about |
| [16:54.16] | We just feel that he' s.... |
| [16:56.49] | We hate that guy! We hate him! |
| [16:59.33] | We' re sorry, Pheebs. |
| [17:02.30] | Don' t you think it' s just that he' s so perceptive... |
| [17:06.10] | ... it freaked you out? |
| [17:07.91] | No, we hate him! |
| [17:09.91] | I' m sorry. |
| [17:24.39] | Ma! What are you doing here? I came to give you this and this! |
| [17:30.19] | Big ring! |
| [17:35.47] | ... about making things right? |
| [17:38.14] | Things were fine this way! |
| [17:40.44] | There' s chicken in there. Put it away. |
| [17:43.61] | For God' s sake, Joey! Really. |
| [17:48.88] | Hold on. You knew? Of course I knew. What do you think? |
| [17:53.32] | Your father is no James Bond. |
| [17:55.65] | You should' ve heard his stories. |
| [17:58.00] | " I' m sleeping over at my accountant' s." " |
| [18:00.69] | What is that? Please! So then, how could you? |
| [18:05.00] | Do you remember how your father used to be? |
| [18:07.87] | Always yelling. Nothing made him happy. |
| [18:11.27] | Not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle. |
| [18:16.24] | Now he' s happy. I mean, it' s nice. He has a hobby. |
| [18:23.15] | Ma, I don' t mean to be disrespectful... |
| [18:26.82] | ... but what the hell are you talking about? |
| [18:29.92] | I mean, what about you? Me? I' m fine. |
| [18:33.86] | Look, honey, in an ideal world... |
| [18:37.90] | ... there' d be no her and your father would look like Sting. |
| [18:43.30] | And something else: |
| [18:45.17] | Ever since that poodlestuffer came along... |
| [18:48.84] | ... he' s so ashamed of himself that he' s been more attentive. |
| [18:53.48] | He' s been more loving. It' s like every day is our anniversary. |
| [18:58.32] | I' m happy for you? Well, don' t be! |
| [19:03.02] | Now everything' s screwed up. |
| [19:06.39] | I just want it the way it was. |
| [19:10.86] | Ma, I' m sorry. |
| [19:17.73] | I know you did, cookie. I know you did. |
| [19:24.58] | So tell me. Did you see her? |
| [19:30.18] | Yeah. |
| [19:32.15] | You' re 10 times prettier than she is. That' s sweet. |
| [19:38.46] | Could I take her? |
| [19:41.09] | With this ring, no contest. |
| [19:55.01] | Oh, no! Don' t ever do that! oh, |
| [19:57.27] | What? I' m sorry. |
| [19:58.68] | I have a thing, which means you can' t ever do that! |
| [20:04.68] | What' s wrong, sweetie? Nothing. |
| [20:08.39] | No, what' s wrong? Come on. Okay. |
| [20:15.56] | It' s nothing. I' m fine. It' s just It' s my friends. |
| [20:19.80] | They have a liking problem with you... |
| [20:22.67] | ... in that they don' t. |
| [20:29.17] | They don' t? They don' t? |
| [20:31.34] | But they don' t see all the wonderfulness that I see. |
| [20:35.88] | They don' t see all the good and sweet stuff. |
| [20:39.65] | They think you' re a little What? |
| [20:43.19] | Intense and creepy. |
| [20:47.36] | Oh. But I don' t. Me, Phoebe. oh |
| [20:53.40] | I' m not at all surprised about that. That' s why you' re so great. |
| [20:58.67] | It' s quite typical behavior... |
| [21:01.07] | ... when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. |
| [21:05.41] | You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted... |
| [21:10.21] | ... sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups... |
| [21:15.65] | ... which might as well have nipples on them. |
| [21:20.26] | And you' re all like, " Oh, define me! Define me! |
| [21:25.00] | Love me! I need love! |
| [21:29.27] | You talked to your dad? |
| [21:31.10] | He' s gonna keep cheating on Ma like she wanted. |
| [21:34.40] | Ma will keep pretending she doesn' t know. |
| [21:37.31] | And my sister, Tina, can' t see her husband. |
| [21:40.21] | He got a restraining order. |
| [21:43.15] | Which has nothing to do with it. I found out today. |
| [21:47.88] | Things have changed here on Waltons' mountain. |
| [21:52.69] | So, Joey, are you okay? Yeah, I guess. |
| [21:55.89] | It' s just You know, they' re parents. |
| [21:58.50] | After a certain point, you gotta let go. |
| [22:01.80] | You gotta let them make their own mistakes. |
| [22:06.27] | And think, in a few years, we' ll turn into them. |
| [22:09.84] | Oh, please. |
| [22:11.34] | If I turn into my parents, I' ll be an alcoholic blond chasing men... |
| [22:15.88] | ... or I' ll end up like my mom! |
| [22:23.62] | Hey. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [22:25.76] | How' s it going? |
| [22:27.66] | Okay, except I broke up with Roger. |
| [22:32.63] | Yeah, right. No, no, really. |
| [22:37.60] | What happened? I don' t know. I mean... |
| [22:41.51] | ... he' s a good person, and he can be really sweet. |
| [22:45.78] | In some ways, I think he is so right for me. |
| [22:48.88] | It' s just.... I hate that guy! |
| [22:59.09] | Hi, Joey. What' s going on? Hi, |
| [23:01.89] | Clear the tracks for the boobie payback. |
| [23:04.76] | Next stop, Rachel Greene. |
| [23:12.87] | Joey, what the hell were you doing? |
| [23:15.77] | Sorry, wrong boobies! |
| [23:31.29] | Hello, Joey! |
| [00:16.09] | bào qiàn tiān a, wǒ shòu gòu le |
| [00:18.76] | nǐ bù qiāo mén jiù chuǎng jìn lái? |
| [00:21.37] | nán dào nǐ bù zūn zhòng bié rén de yǐn sī quán? bù, nǐ màn zhe |
| [00:25.14] | wǒ néng shuō yī jiàn shì ma? shén me shì? |
| [00:27.77] | zhè kuài bù biān de fēi cháng sōng, wǒ réng néng kàn jiàn |
| [00:32.-1] | nǐ de xiōng pú |
| [00:38.12] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 13 jí kàn xiōng pú |
| [01:26.33] | qīn ài de, gào sù tā men nǐ de bìng rén |
| [01:30.27] | rú hé bǎ shì xiǎng chéng lìng yī jiàn shì |
| [01:33.00] | lì rú diàn huà xiǎng shí tā jiù qù xǐ zǎo |
| [01:37.74] | chà bù duō shì nà yàng |
| [01:41.-4] | dàn nǐ shuō de hěn hǎo xiè xiè |
| [01:45.85] | kuài zǒu kāi wǒ men cái néng tán nǐ |
| [01:48.92] | hǎo ba, wǒ huì xiǎng niàn nǐ de |
| [01:52.62] | tā hěn bù cuò ba tā hǎo shuài, yě hǎo xiàng hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
| [01:56.29] | wǒ zhī dào, tā rén hěn hǎo, ér qiě hěn fù zá |
| [02:00.60] | yǒu diǎn shén jīng zhì, dàn shì yǒu yòu bú shì tài shén jīng zhì |
| [02:03.90] | tā huì zài shā fā shàng zuò ma? |
| [02:06.27] | wǒ bù zhī dào yǒu diǎn qí guài |
| [02:09.27] | jù yǐ xī zuò de |
| [02:14.-1] | dà jiā hái xiǎng yào bié de ma? |
| [02:16.51] | yào, wǒ yào bào qiàn, mài wán le, qí tā rén ne? |
| [02:20.92] | wǒ shì fǒu cuò guò mǒu shì? |
| [02:22.89] | tā hěn shēng qì yīn wèi wǒ kàn jiàn tā de xiōng pú |
| [02:26.89] | nǐ kàn tā de xiōng pú gàn má? |
| [02:30.10] | nà shi yì wài, wǒ kě bú shì gé tiáo jiē yòng wàng yuǎn jìng tōu kàn |
| [02:35.80] | néng huàn gè huà tí ma? |
| [02:38.74] | méi cuò, yīn wèi nà bú shì tā de xiōng pú ér shì tā de xiōng bù |
| [02:43.68] | fēi bǐ, wǒ yào de bù zhǐ shì gǎi biàn zì yǎn |
| [02:47.81] | wǒ xiàng lái xǐ huān" bō tāo xiōng yǒng" lǐ yǔ |
| [02:51.02] | gěi tā gè lā dīng xuán zhuǎn |
| [02:54.29] | wǒ men fàng xià zhè gè bù shuō le, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [02:58.12] | nǐ wèi shí me yào nán wéi qíng ne? tā men què shí shì fēi cháng hǎo kàn de xiōng pú |
| [03:03.03] | hǎo kàn"? tā men hěn" hǎo kàn"? |
| [03:06.-3] | jiù zhè yàng? shǒu tào yě hěn hǎo kàn |
| [03:10.80] | wǒ zuǒ yòu wéi nán |
| [03:20.01] | nǐ zhēn dòu |
| [03:22.51] | tā zhēn de hěn dòu |
| [03:24.75] | tā bù xiào de shí hòu, wǒ yě bù xiǎng dài zài zhè ér |
| [03:29.25] | děng děng, huí qù shàng jù |
| [03:32.92] | nà shi shén me yì sī? |
| [03:35.19] | nǐ sì hū yǒu qīn mì shàng de wèn tí |
| [03:38.60] | nǐ yòng nǐ de yōu mò hé rén bǎo chí jù lí |
| [03:45.00] | wǒ cái gāng rèn shi nǐ, wǒ cóng yà dāng nà lǐ méi tīng shuō guò nǐ |
| [03:49.64] | dú zǐ? |
| [03:52.21] | mǔ zài nǐ qīng chūn qī qián lí hūn? |
| [03:57.-1] | nǐ zěn huì zhī dào? nǐ hěn diǎn xíng |
| [04:03.12] | gè wèi, qiáo yī. nǐ men dōu rèn shi wǒ bà ba? |
| [04:06.82] | dǎ suàn zài niǔ yuē dài duō jiǔ? jiù jǐ tiān. wǒ zài shì zhōng xīn yǒu gōng zuò |
| [04:10.53] | wǒ xiǎng hé qiáo yī tóng zhù |
| [04:12.90] | bǐ lái huí zuò dù lún hǎo |
| [04:15.73] | wǒ méi jiàn guò tā tā shì wǒ péng yǒu luó jié |
| [04:19.04] | xìng huì, luó jié bǐ cǐ bǐ cǐ |
| [04:21.04] | wán bù ǒu de nà gè zěn me le? bà |
| [04:25.34] | bào qiàn, luó sī, nǐ de tài tài ne? |
| [04:32.22] | liǎng rén chū jú le? |
| [04:34.62] | qián dé, shuō diǎn hǎo xiào de |
| [04:46.-3] | wǒ dé guà diàn huà le, wǒ yě xiǎng nǐ |
| [04:48.87] | wǒ ài nǐ, dàn xiàn zài hěn wǎn le ràng wǒ xiàng tā dǎ shēng zhāo hū |
| [04:53.07] | wǒ hé bāo xī dá dài fū yuē le shí jiān |
| [04:57.81] | shén me? |
| [05:02.85] | nǐ zhī dào zhè bú shì mā ma? |
| [05:13.63] | tā jiào luó nī |
| [05:15.86] | chǒng wù bìn zàng yè zhě |
| [05:21.70] | dāng rán |
| [05:23.94] | nǐ hé tā duō jiǔ le |
| [05:28.47] | jì de xiǎo shí hòu wǒ cháng dài nǐ qù hǎi jūn jūn gǎng kàn dà chuán? |
| [05:32.84] | cóng nà shí hou jiù kāi shǐ le? bù, cái 6 nián |
| [05:36.68] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gōu qǐ nǐ měi hǎo de huí yì ràng nǐ bú huì jué de wǒ yī zhí shì gè dà làn rén |
| [05:43.76] | nǐ men zài gàn ma? qiè dà suàn |
| [05:46.22] | nǐ bú shì bǎ tā men yā suì de ma? |
| [05:48.03] | zhè shì nǐ de fēng gé, wǒ yī xiàng dōu shì qiè de zhēn shì gè gǔ guài de shì jiè |
| [05:53.70] | qiáo yī, nǐ ài guò ma? |
| [05:57.90] | wǒ bù zhī dào nà jiù shì méi yǒu |
| [06:01.54] | nǐ de fān qié shāo jiāo le bié xiǎng zhuǎn yí huà tí |
| [06:07.18] | qiáo, nǐ lǎo bà ài dé wú fǎ zì bá zuì zāo de shì wǒ ài liǎng gè nǚ rén |
| [06:12.35] | bài tuō nǐ gào sù wǒ qí zhōng yí gè shì mā |
| [06:15.55] | dāng rán qí zhōng yí gè shì nǐ mā, nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? |
| [06:27.00] | zhè jiù xiàng nǐ mǒu tiān qǐ chuáng tū rán fā xiàn |
| [06:29.87] | nǐ bà shì gè shuāng miàn rén |
| [06:32.30] | jiù xiàng shì wèi zhōng qíng jú gōng zuò de jiàn dié |
| [06:36.91] | nà yí dìng hěn kù |
| [06:39.04] | dàn zhè gè hěn làn |
| [06:41.71] | nǐ yǐ wéi bà bà piàn nǐ ma? |
| [06:43.51] | wǒ méi yǒu zhè me xiǎng guò. nà yí dìng bāo kuò le xìng shì bú shì |
| [06:46.38] | wǒ gèng jiā qū xiàng yú rèn wéi wǒ fù mǔ méi yǒu nà me zuò |
| [06:53.73] | wèi hé fù mǔ jiù bù néng shì fù mǔ? |
| [06:57.03] | wèi hé tā men jiù dé chéng wéi rén jiān nán nǚ? wèi hé tā men yào? |
| [07:01.70] | wèi shí me |
| [07:04.87] | bié zài dīng zhe wǒ de xiōng bù kàn |
| [07:09.57] | shén me? |
| [07:13.01] | shén me? |
| [07:15.15] | nà yì tiān nǐ hái kàn de bù gòu ma? |
| [07:18.12] | wǒ men dōu yǐ shì chéng nián rén cǐ shì zhǐ yǒu yí gè jiě jué zhī dào |
| [07:22.62] | jì rán nǐ kàn guò tā de xiōng pú nǐ yīng gāi ràng tā kàn nǐ de xiǎo dì di |
| [07:36.47] | bàn bú dào |
| [07:39.90] | bài tuō, tā shuō de duì. yǐ yǎn huán yǎn |
| [07:47.15] | wǒ bú huì ràng nǐ kàn de |
| [07:53.82] | shì fēi bǐ hái yǒu luó jié! |
| [07:57.76] | kuài shàng lái |
| [07:59.02] | zhè xià kě hǎo, luó jié lái le |
| [08:03.23] | luó jié yǒu shén me bú duì jìn ma? méi shén me, xiǎo shì. wǒ tǎo yàn zhè jiā huo |
| [08:09.13] | wèi shí me? yīn wèi tā tài shàn yú fēn xī tā jiù shì zhè zhǒng rén bié zhè yàng ma |
| [08:13.04] | tā méi nà me zāo |
| [08:15.14] | nǐ cuò le! rú guǒ dāng chū wǒ gǎn jué dào |
| [08:18.14] | gǎn jué dào tā shì nǚ tóng zhì wǒ hé bì hé tā jié hūn ne? |
| [08:21.78] | wǒ bù zhī dào, huò xǔ nǐ xiǎng ràng hūn yīn shī bài |
| [08:30.69] | wèi shí me? wǒ wèi shí me zhè yàng? wèi shí me? |
| [08:34.63] | wǒ bù zhī dào, huò xǔ zì xìn xīn bù zú |
| [08:38.70] | huò xǔ shì mí bǔ nǐ ràng nǐ mèi xiāng xíng jiàn chù de kuì jiù |
| [08:43.53] | huò xǔ děng děng, huí dào mèi mei de huà tí |
| [08:46.24] | shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [08:48.84] | nǐ yào shǐ nǐ de hūn yīn chù jiāo |
| [08:52.28] | ràng nǐ mèi zài fù mǔ miàn qián bù nà me tái bù qǐ tóu |
| [08:59.65] | zhè tài huāng miù le tā bù zhēng qì wǒ bìng wèi gǎn dào zì zé |
| [09:06.49] | nǐ rèn wéi wǒ bù zhēng qì? tā bù cuò ba |
| [09:09.29] | wǒ bú shì nà gè yì sī? |
| [09:12.70] | duō nián lái wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ zhī chí wǒ |
| [09:15.00] | dàn huò xǔ nǐ hūn yīn shī bài mù dì shì xiǎng bā jié bà mā ràng tā men gèng xīn téng nǐ |
| [09:18.87] | wǒ qǔ nǚ tóng zhì shì xiǎng ràng nǐ jiàn lì zì xìn |
| [09:26.24] | nǐ shuō de duì. wǒ shuō, nǐ shuō de duì |
| [09:29.31] | nà bú shì" wēi bó" de wèn tí ér shì wēi bó yóu lè gōng |
| [09:35.79] | hé wēi bó yóu lún de wèn tí |
| [09:38.29] | tā shàng miàn dí jiù shēng tǐng ràng wēi bó néng huǎn huǎn shǐ chū |
| [09:43.66] | piān piān mā mā bǎ tā men dōu gěi chū qù le |
| [09:47.27] | nà zī wèi bù hǎo shòu |
| [09:50.20] | fēi bǐ, rú guǒ xiǎng kàn diàn yǐng wǒ men xiàn zài gāi zǒu le |
| [09:53.67] | dǎ qǐ jīng shén lái, ruì qiū fēi bǐ, wǒ men kuài lái bù jí le |
| [09:57.61] | xiè xiè nǐ zuò de yī qiè, mó nī kǎ bù kè qì |
| [10:00.88] | gè wèi, hěn gāo xīng hé gè wèi zài dù jiàn miàn |
| [10:05.35] | mó nī kǎ, bǐng gān bié chī tài duō |
| [10:08.49] | qiè jì, nà zhǐ shì shí wù, bú shì ài |
| [10:16.73] | wǒ tǎo yàn zhè jiā huo |
| [10:22.-2] | wǎn ān, gè wèi |
| [10:26.34] | zhè shì wǒ men dìng de nǚ rén |
| [10:33.11] | xū yào bāng máng ma? |
| [10:35.75] | bù yòng, xiè xiè, wǒ zài děng qiáo yī |
| [10:40.42] | wǒ jiù shì qiáo yī |
| [10:42.85] | bú shì nǐ, shì lǎo qiáo yī, tiān a |
| [10:47.09] | nǐ cǐ zhào piān shàng shuài duō le |
| [10:52.26] | wǒ shì luó nī |
| [10:57.10] | xiǎng chī qǐ sī kuài jiā zi ma? |
| [11:00.74] | qiáo yī yǒu" shuān zǐ", wǒ yào gè" jiā zi" |
| [11:11.05] | dà bù fèn rén zài chǒng wù guò shì hòu |
| [11:13.82] | xī wàng tā men jiù xiàng cháng mián yí yàng |
| [11:16.69] | dàn yǒu xiē rén yào tā men bǎi chū zī shì |
| [11:20.93] | xiàng zhuī zì jǐ de wěi bā |
| [11:23.53] | tiào qǐ jiē zhù fēi pán |
| [11:28.10] | qiáo yī, rú guǒ wǒ xiān zǒu wǒ de zī shì yào xiàng zhǎo yào shi yí yàng |
| [11:33.30] | zhè zī shì bù cuò! hāi! |
| [11:35.07] | hāi, bà bà. luó nī lái le |
| [11:37.51] | hāi hēi |
| [11:39.81] | bǎo bèi, nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
| [11:44.62] | nǐ de jiǎ fà liú zài wǒ de zhù chù |
| [11:47.69] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ míng tiān yòng de shàng |
| [11:53.12] | xiè xiè |
| [11:55.93] | shuí xiǎng wán" kē pǔ lǎng kè"? |
| [12:03.07] | wǒ bù gāi lái zhè ér |
| [12:06.30] | wǒ gāi zǒu le, wǒ bù xiǎng cuò guò zuì hòu yī bān dì tiě |
| [12:08.77] | bù, wǒ bú yào nǐ zuò zhè me wǎn de chē wǒ yào zhù nǎ ér? zhè lǐ? |
| [12:15.11] | wǒ men qù zhù fàn diàn |
| [12:17.55] | wǒ men qù zhù fàn diàn |
| [12:20.22] | bù xíng bù xíng |
| [12:22.55] | nǐ men qù fàn diàn jiù yí dìng huì bàn shì |
| [12:25.56] | wǒ yào nǐ men dài zài zhè ér, zhè yàng wǒ jiù kě yǐ jiān shì |
| [12:28.56] | nǐ yào jiān shì wǒ men méi cuò |
| [12:31.80] | zhǐ yào zhù zài wǒ jiā |
| [12:34.53] | qiè jiù dé tīng wǒ de |
| [12:40.50] | nà jiù shì bù zhǔn nǐ men shuì zài yì qǐ |
| [12:44.11] | tā hǎo yán gé |
| [12:47.28] | bà, nǐ shuì wǒ fáng jiān luó nī, nǐ shuì qián dé de fáng jiān |
| [12:51.22] | nà qián dé ne? |
| [12:53.68] | zài zhè hé wǒ yì qǐ, lún chuán pù wèi |
| [12:56.00] | lún chuán pù wèi. rú guǒ wèn dào yān wèi bú yào lā jǐng bào ó |
| [13:00.62] | xiè xiè, nǐ zhēn shì gè hǎo hái zi |
| [13:03.33] | wǒ dài nǐ qù kàn wǒ fáng jiān |
| [13:07.00] | gǎn jué zhēn qí guài nǐ méi shuō" bù, xiè le, shí hòu bù zǎo le" |
| [13:15.11] | zhǐ yǒu jīn wǎn, míng tiān nǐ men jiù dé zuò chū gǎi biàn |
| [13:20.31] | gǎi biàn? |
| [13:21.55] | hé luó nī fēn shǒu wǒ bù néng! |
| [13:23.78] | bù rán jiù shì xiàng mā zì shǒu, zhè yàng shì bú duì de |
| [13:27.08] | duì, dàn shì wǒ bù xiǎng tīng, kuài jìn wǒ fáng lǐ |
| [13:43.67] | bié tī le |
| [13:47.84] | nǐ zài gàn shén me? zhǎo xún shū shì de wèi zhì |
| [13:50.74] | chuān zhe nèi kù wǒ shuì bù zháo nǐ fēi chuān bù kě |
| [14:00.48] | wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng wǒ zǒng shì kàn jiàn nǚ rén dié zài nǚ rén shàng miàn |
| [14:08.26] | tā men shì shǒu wěi xiāng jiē, hái shì shì xiàng jiān bǐng yí yàng dié qǐ lái |
| [14:12.13] | dǒng wǒ yì sī ma? wǒ zǒng xiǎng xiàng zì jǐ hé suǒ yǒu zhèi xiē nǚ rén yuē huì |
| [14:15.43] | yīn wèi wǒ zǒng xiǎng mèng zhōng qíng rén chū xiàn shí |
| [14:18.74] | wǒ jiù huì yǒng wǎng zhí qián, jiān chí dào zuì hòu |
| [14:22.-2] | dàn rú jīn kàn jiàn wǒ bà kàn qǐ lái |
| [14:24.68] | nǐ bú shì tā, nǐ shì nǐ zì jǐ |
| [14:28.-4] | dāng quán tiān xià dū xī wàng nǐ jì chéng nǐ bà de shì yè shí nǐ yǒu qū fú ma? |
| [14:32.02] | méi yǒu. méi yǒu |
| [14:33.28] | nǐ jué xīn cóng shì méi yǒu gōng zuò de yǎn yuán shì yè |
| [14:37.56] | zhè bú shì yī jiàn róng yì de shì, dàn nǐ bàn dào le |
| [14:40.62] | wǒ yě xiāng xìn mèng zhōng qíng rén chū xiàn shí |
| [14:43.73] | nǐ huì yǒu yǒng qì duì tā shuō" bào qiàn, wǒ yǐ hūn" |
| [14:54.07] | nǐ zhēn de zhè yàng rèn wéi? zhēn de |
| [14:57.94] | xiè xiè, qián dé gǔn kāi |
| [15:12.72] | yǒu shì ma? |
| [15:14.79] | qiáo yī shuō wǒ néng yòng nǐ de yù shì yīn wèi qián dé zhèng zài yòng wǒ men de |
| [15:20.03] | nǐ shì shuí? |
| [15:22.53] | wǒ jiào luó nī. luó nī. lā pà luō luō |
| [15:25.77] | qíng fù |
| [15:29.54] | qǐng jìn xiè xiè |
| [15:31.54] | wǒ jiào ruì qiū. yù shì zài na r |
| [15:33.71] | luó nī, qián dé jìn yù shì duō jiǔ le? |
| [15:37.31] | yuē 5 fēn zhōng |
| [15:40.28] | tài hǎo le |
| [15:43.59] | qǐng xì hǎo ān quán dài," xiǎo dì di" shí jiān dào le |
| [15:53.03] | cuī xiān shēng zǎo ān |
| [15:58.07] | qián dé, gāi wǒ kàn nǐ de xiǎo dì di le |
| [16:14.-4] | nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì qián dé |
| [16:17.55] | nǐ yīng gāi zài yù shì zhè yàng wǒ cái néng kàn jiàn nǐ de xiǎo dì di |
| [16:22.76] | bào qiàn, wǒ de xiǎo dì di hé wǒ zài na r |
| [16:34.57] | rú hé? bù cuò |
| [16:36.77] | luó jié xiǎng yāo dà jiā yì qǐ chī wǎn cān |
| [16:44.48] | zěn me le? méi shì |
| [16:47.52] | zhǐ shì |
| [16:49.89] | luó jié, wǒ shuō bù shàng lái |
| [16:52.19] | yǒu xiē shì |
| [16:54.16] | jī běn shàng wǒ men rèn wéi tā |
| [16:56.49] | wǒ men tǎo yàn tā wǒ men tǎo yàn tā |
| [16:59.33] | fēi cǐ, wǒ men hěn bào qiàn ok |
| [17:02.30] | shì bú shì tā guān chá rù wēi |
| [17:06.10] | fǎn ér xià dào nǐ men le |
| [17:07.91] | bù, wǒ men tǎo yàn tā |
| [17:09.91] | bào qiàn |
| [17:24.39] | mā, nǐ lái gàn shén me? wǒ ná zhè gè lái gěi nǐ, hái yǒu zhè gè |
| [17:30.19] | dà jiè zhǐ! |
| [17:32.-3] | nǐ wèi shí me yào duì nǐ bà jiǎng yī dà duī |
| [17:35.47] | guān yú gǎi zhèng de lā jī ne? |
| [17:38.14] | hé bù shùn qí zì rán ne? |
| [17:40.44] | lǐ miàn yǒu jī ròu, ná qù fàng hǎo |
| [17:43.61] | bài tuō, qiáo yī, zhēn de |
| [17:48.88] | màn zhe, nǐ dōu zhī dào? wǒ dāng rán zhī dào, nǐ rèn wéi ne? |
| [17:53.32] | nǐ bà yòu bú shì zhān mǔ shì páng dé |
| [17:55.65] | nǐ yīng gāi tīng guò tā de huǎng yán |
| [17:58.00] | wǒ zài kuài jì zhè ér shuì" |
| [18:00.69] | nà shi shén me? bài tuō nǐ zěn néng |
| [18:05.00] | jì de nǐ bà yǐ qián de mú yàng ma? |
| [18:07.87] | zǒng shì dà hǒu dà jiào, zǒng shì bù kāi xīn |
| [18:11.27] | lián mù diàn hé píng nèi de xiǎo chuán yě wú fǎ ràng tā kāi xīn |
| [18:16.24] | zhè yàng yě hǎo, tā zǒng suàn yǒu gè shì hào |
| [18:23.15] | mā, shù wǒ zhí yán |
| [18:26.82] | nǐ dào dǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [18:29.92] | wǒ shì shuō, nǐ zěn me yàng? wǒ hěn hǎo a |
| [18:33.86] | zài lǐ xiǎng de shì jiè zhōng méi yǒu tā |
| [18:37.90] | méi yǒu tā, nǐ bà yě zhǎng de hé shǐ tīng yí yàng shuài |
| [18:43.30] | zài gào sù nǐ bié de |
| [18:45.17] | zì cóng nà nǚ rén chū xiàn hòu |
| [18:48.84] | tā gǎn dào nèi jiù ér kāi shǐ duì wǒ tǐ tiē |
| [18:53.48] | měi tiān dū xiàng wǒ men de jié hūn jì niàn rì |
| [18:58.32] | wǒ gāi wèi nǐ gāo xìng? bù xū yào |
| [19:03.02] | yīn wèi xiàn zài quán gǎo zá le |
| [19:06.39] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng huí dào cóng qián |
| [19:10.86] | mā, duì bù qǐ |
| [19:14.-3] | wǒ zì yǐ wéi zuò le nǐ xiǎng zuò de shì |
| [19:17.73] | wǒ zhī dào, qīn ài de, wǒ zhī dào |
| [19:24.58] | gào sù wǒ, nǐ kàn jiàn tā méi? |
| [19:30.18] | kàn dào le |
| [19:32.15] | nǐ bǐ tā piào liàng shí bèi dōu bù zhǐ zuǐ bā zhēn tián |
| [19:38.46] | wǒ dòu dé guò tā? |
| [19:41.09] | nǐ yǒu jiè zhǐ, tā dòu bù guò de |
| [19:55.01] | bù! yǒng yuǎn bú yào zhè yàng zuò! |
| [19:57.27] | shén me? duì bù qǐ |
| [19:58.68] | wǒ yǒu yí yàng dōng xī, yì wèi zhe nǐ yǒng yuǎn bú yào zhè me zuò |
| [20:04.68] | zěn me le? méi shì |
| [20:08.39] | dào dǐ zěn me le? kuài shuō ma ok |
| [20:15.56] | hǎo ba, wǒ méi shì wèn tí chū zài wǒ péng yǒu shēn shàng |
| [20:19.80] | tā men duì nǐ yǒu yì jiàn |
| [20:22.67] | tā men |
| [20:29.17] | tā men? |
| [20:31.34] | tā men kàn bú jiàn nǐ de hǎo chù |
| [20:35.88] | tā men kàn bú jiàn nǐ hǎo de yī miàn |
| [20:39.65] | tā men rèn wéi nǐ yǒu diǎn shén me? |
| [20:43.19] | nán yǐ xiāng chǔ |
| [20:47.36] | dàn wǒ fēi bǐ bù zhè me rèn wéi |
| [20:53.40] | wǒ duì tā men de fǎn yìng háo bù gǎn dào jīng yà. zhè jiù shì wǒ xīn shǎng nǐ de dì fāng |
| [20:58.67] | dāng qún tǐ dòng lì shī tiáo shí |
| [21:01.07] | zhè shì hěn píng cháng de fǎn yìng |
| [21:05.41] | zhè zhǒng xiāng hù yī lài, qíng xù jī dòng |
| [21:10.21] | zuò zài nà jiā làn kā fēi wū, ná zhe yòu dà yòu chǔn de kā fēi bēi |
| [21:15.65] | huò xǔ hái yǒu rǔ tóu zài shàng miàn |
| [21:20.26] | nǐ men dōu huì shuō" dìng yì wǒ zhè gè rén" |
| [21:25.00] | ài wǒ, wǒ xū yào ài |
| [21:29.27] | nǐ hé nǐ bà tán guò le? |
| [21:31.10] | tā yào yǐ wǒ mā xī wàng de fāng shì jì xù qī piàn wǒ mā |
| [21:34.40] | wǒ mā yào jì xù jià zhuāng tā yī wú suǒ zhī |
| [21:37.31] | wǒ mèi dì nà bù néng zài jiàn tā zhàng fū |
| [21:40.21] | yīn wèi tā jiē dào jìn zhì lìng |
| [21:43.15] | zhè liǎng jiàn shì méi guān xì, dàn wǒ jīn tiān cái tīng shuō |
| [21:47.88] | wò dùn shān zhè ér de shì quán biàn le |
| [21:52.69] | qiáo yī, nǐ méi shì ba? huò xǔ ba |
| [21:55.89] | tā men shì fù mǔ |
| [21:58.50] | nǐ bù dé bù shùn qí zì rán, jí shǐ nǐ zhī dào zhè yàng zuò bú duì |
| [22:01.80] | dàn nǐ hái shì de ràng tā men fàn zì jǐ de cuò wù |
| [22:06.27] | ér qiě jǐ nián hòu wǒ men jiù hé tā men yí yàng |
| [22:09.84] | bài tuō |
| [22:11.34] | rú guǒ wǒ xiàng tā men yí yàng wǒ bú shì biàn chéng zhuī zhú jīn fà shuài gē de jiǔ guǐ |
| [22:15.88] | jiù shì biàn de hé wǒ mā yí yàng |
| [22:23.62] | hāi hāi. fēi bǐ |
| [22:25.76] | zěn me yàng? |
| [22:27.66] | hái hǎo, zhǐ shì wǒ hé luó jié fēn shǒu le |
| [22:32.63] | méi cuò bù zhēn de |
| [22:37.60] | zěn me le? wǒ shuō bù shàng lái |
| [22:41.51] | tā shì gè hǎo rén ér qiě duì wǒ hěn tǐ tiē |
| [22:45.78] | tā de mǒu xiē fāng miàn hěn shì hé wǒ |
| [22:48.88] | zhǐ shì wǒ tǎo yàn zhè gè rén |
| [22:59.09] | qiáo yī. zěn me yàng? |
| [23:01.89] | wèi xiōng pú zhài wù qīng lǐ pǎo dào |
| [23:04.76] | xià yī zhàn, ruì qiū. gé lín |
| [23:12.87] | qiáo yī, nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [23:15.77] | duì bù qǐ, cuò wù de xiōng pú! |
| [23:31.29] | qiáo yī! |
| [23:34.-3] | qīn ài de! |