| 歌曲 | Friends S01E14 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:37.-4] | Go up to her and say, "I'm returning your egg." |
| [00:45.-3] | -It's insane. -She'll love it. - |
| [02:31.-3] | I said I'd bring a friend for her friend. |
| [05:14.-3] | I'd take crying any day over Howard,the "I win" guy! |
| [07:06.-2] | So if you want,I have a bag with just your heads. |
| [13:41.-2] | And I have the receipt from my dinner with.... |
| [17:16.-1] | Some greeting cards. |
| [18:51.-2] | I just don't think things are gonna work out. |
| [23:09.-2] | It's easy for you to say. You found one already. |
| [00:02.31] | Ross,she wants you. |
| [00:04.55] | We just live in the same building. |
| [00:07.59] | -Any contact? -She lent me an egg. - |
| [00:10.12] | -You're in! -Right. - |
| [00:14.69] | Hey,Ross. |
| [00:22.07] | Come on. Get back in the game. |
| [00:25.00] | The Rachel thing isn't happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian.... |
| [00:30.01] | I don't think we need a third. |
| [00:32.41] | Could we get an egg, still in the shell? |
| [00:35.78] | An egg? |
| [00:42.39] | I think it's winning. |
| [00:48.56] | -Thank you. -Thank you. Here. |
| [00:54.50] | Go with the egg,my friend. |
| [00:58.77] | Go,go,go! |
| [01:03.14] | -Think it'll work? -No way. It's suicide. - |
| [01:07.21] | The One With The Candy Hearts |
| [01:56.56] | -You can't do this. -Do what? - |
| [01:58.93] | -Roger wants to take her out. -No! Remember why you dumped him? - |
| [02:04.40] | Because he was creepy. |
| [02:07.01] | And mean. And frightening. |
| [02:09.11] | Still,it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day! |
| [02:14.25] | You can go out with a creep any night. |
| [02:17.48] | I know I do. |
| [02:22.19] | -What are you doing tomorrow night? -That depends on how tonight goes. - |
| [02:27.63] | -About tonight -Don't you bail on me! - |
| [02:34.73] | -But her friend sounds like a -Pathetic mess. I know,but.... - |
| [02:39.60] | Come on. She's needy,vulnerable. |
| [02:42.44] | I'm thinking.... |
| [02:48.91] | Thanks. |
| [02:50.88] | You haven't been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this. |
| [02:57.82] | -She said yes. -Way to go,man! - |
| [03:02.83] | Still got the egg,huh? - |
| [03:18.31] | How do I look? |
| [03:20.78] | I don't care. |
| [03:26.18] | There's Lorraine. |
| [03:28.45] | No trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess. |
| [03:32.32] | Hi,Joey. |
| [03:36.79] | Well,well! Look what you brought! |
| [03:40.47] | Very nice. |
| [03:42.90] | And what did you bring? |
| [03:46.54] | She's checking her coat. |
| [03:48.57] | I'm gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands. |
| [03:52.14] | Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. |
| [04:00.79] | Janice? |
| [04:03.79] | Janice!? |
| [04:06.56] | Oh... |
| [04:07.89] | ... my... … |
| [04:09.49] | ...God! … |
| [04:14.70] | Hey,it's Janice! |
| [04:23.07] | Okay,I'm making a break for it! |
| [04:25.78] | I've been waiting for,like,forever to go out with Lorraine. |
| [04:30.65] | -Just calm down. -Calm down? |
| [04:33.08] | You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months! |
| [04:38.46] | Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous and.... |
| [04:45.20] | I can't go when I'm nervous. |
| [04:48.03] | I'm sorry,you're right. |
| [04:54.07] | Come on! Do it,do it! |
| [04:59.01] | Roger was creepy,but he was nothing compared to Pete. |
| [05:03.01] | -Who? -Pete the Weeper |
| [05:05.22] | The guy that used to cry every time we had sex? |
| [05:09.25] | "Was it good for you?" |
| [05:18.43] | "I win! I win!" “ |
| [05:21.87] | We went out for two months. I didn't win once. |
| [05:25.94] | How do we end up with these jerks? |
| [05:29.61] | We're some kind of magnets. |
| [05:32.64] | I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch. |
| [05:39.22] | There's more beer,right? |
| [05:44.29] | You know my friend who shaves her head? |
| [05:47.46] | No. No. |
| [05:48.63] | I have this friend who shaves her head. |
| [05:52.03] | She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle... |
| [05:55.17] | ...you can do a cleansing ritual. |
| [06:00.07] | Pheebs,this woman is voluntarily bald. |
| [06:05.24] | Yeah. |
| [06:07.18] | We can do it tomorrow night. |
| [06:10.01] | It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect. |
| [06:12.42] | Okay,what kind of ritual? |
| [06:14.82] | We can burn the stuff they gave us. |
| [06:19.79] | Or...? |
| [06:21.53] | Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks. |
| [06:29.63] | Burning's good. |
| [06:41.11] | You know... |
| [06:42.88] | ... I can pick up quarters with my toes. |
| [06:47.59] | Yeah? Good for you. |
| [06:53.16] | Quarters or rolls of quarters? |
| [07:01.80] | By the way,I cut you out of all of my pictures. |
| [07:11.04] | That's okay. |
| [07:13.18] | You could make little puppets out of them. |
| [07:17.05] | And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty! |
| [07:23.32] | -We can't do that! -What? What can't you do? - |
| [07:31.36] | Can I talk to you for a second? Over there? |
| [07:41.04] | We might be leaving now. |
| [07:43.91] | Tell me it's you and me "we." |
| [07:47.11] | She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off. |
| [07:51.35] | I'm not even sure what slathering is! |
| [07:54.59] | But I definitely want to be a part of it! |
| [07:58.59] | Okay,you cannot do this to me. |
| [08:02.73] | You're right. I'm sorry. |
| [08:05.20] | Can we have three chocolate mousses to go? |
| [08:10.30] | I'm out of here. |
| [08:13.64] | Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. |
| [08:17.41] | I hope she throws up on you. |
| [08:22.05] | Thanks. |
| [08:25.48] | -So.... -Just us. |
| [08:28.65] | What a crappy night! |
| [08:31.29] | I have enjoyed the fact... |
| [08:34.00] | ...that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper. |
| [08:43.70] | Excuse me. |
| [08:48.24] | How you doing? |
| [08:54.88] | So do we have the best friends, or what? |
| [08:58.62] | Joey's not a friend. He's... |
| [09:03.00] | ...a stupid man who left us his credit card. |
| [09:07.63] | Another drink? Dessert? A big-screen TV? |
| [09:11.63] | -I'll have a drink. -Got it. Good woman! - |
| [09:20.74] | -A bottle of overpriced champagne. -Each. - |
| [09:24.14] | That's right,each. And a rob roy. |
| [09:28.15] | I've always wanted to know. |
| [09:48.07] | Happy Valentine's Day! |
| [09:59.71] | Oh,I miss you already. |
| [10:03.81] | -Can you believe this happened? -No,no! - |
| [10:08.59] | And yet it did. |
| [10:11.16] | -Goodbye,Janice. -kiss me! - |
| [10:16.19] | Oh,Chandler. Sorry. |
| [10:18.60] | Oh,Chandler. Sorry! |
| [10:23.20] | -Hey,Janice. -Hi,Monica. - |
| [10:25.67] | Well,this was very special. |
| [10:29.91] | Rach,come see who's out here! |
| [10:33.14] | What's going on? Oh,my God! |
| [10:36.35] | Janice! Hi! |
| [10:38.92] | Janice is gonna go away now! |
| [10:43.59] | I'll be right back. |
| [10:46.79] | Joey! Look who it is! |
| [10:53.00] | Good. Joey's home. |
| [10:54.77] | This is so much fun! |
| [10:57.37] | This is like a reunion in the hall! |
| [11:02.57] | Ross,there's someone I want you to say hi to. |
| [11:08.01] | He happened to call. |
| [11:09.61] | Hi,Ross. That's right,it's me! How did you know? |
| [11:29.70] | So,if dogs experience jet lag... |
| [11:33.67] | ... because of the seven dog years to one human year thing... |
| [11:38.21] | ...when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles... |
| [11:41.78] | ... he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. |
| [11:49.29] | That's funny! |
| [11:59.56] | They should be cooking the food soon. |
| [12:02.60] | Oh,good. oh, |
| [12:14.11] | Who are they? |
| [12:15.68] | The blond is my ex-wife. The woman touching her is her... |
| [12:21.55] | ...close,personal friend. |
| [12:26.12] | -They're lovers? -lf you want to put a label on it. - |
| [12:33.63] | -Anything else I should know? -Nope. That's it. - |
| [12:38.04] | Oh,and she's pregnant with my baby. |
| [12:44.31] | I always forget that part. |
| [12:48.58] | Hello! Hello! |
| [12:56.15] | Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine. |
| [13:03.23] | All I had is oregano and a Fresca. |
| [13:06.63] | That's okay! |
| [13:12.70] | Now we need the semen of a righteous man. |
| [13:22.25] | If we had that,we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. |
| [13:27.92] | -Can we start throwing things in? -Yeah,okay! - |
| [13:35.19] | Okay. Barry's letters. |
| [13:38.13] | Adam Ritter's boxer shorts. |
| [13:49.11] | -A picture of Scotty Jared naked! -Let me see! - |
| [13:52.84] | -He's wearing a sweater. -No. - |
| [14:01.09] | -Whose MCl card is that? -Mine. Shoot! |
| [14:04.26] | Remember this number: Nine,seven,four.... |
| [14:10.39] | Okay,and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa. |
| [14:14.33] | Wait,isn't it almost pure |
| [14:21.21] | How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day? |
| [14:25.21] | I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's. |
| [14:29.35] | In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. |
| [14:35.09] | Hello,funny valentine! |
| [14:38.69] | Hi,just Janice. |
| [14:41.39] | Hello,Joey,our little matchmaker. |
| [14:44.50] | I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna. |
| [14:52.74] | If you don't do it,I will. |
| [15:15.43] | -So are you actually from New York? -Not originally. I'm from - |
| [15:21.13] | -You said they'd shoot it without you. -I thought they could. - |
| [15:25.44] | The maxi-pads were a piece of cake. Mini-pads should be that much easier. |
| [15:31.54] | -It's Valentine's Day. -I know,but it's my job. - |
| [15:35.68] | I'll try to get back as soon as I can. |
| [15:39.12] | I'm spending most of my time teaching science... |
| [15:42.42] | ...which is funny because that wasn't even my major. |
| [15:58.34] | Now,that is funny! |
| [16:03.64] | Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? |
| [16:09.15] | Because she's alone now. And pregnant. And sad. |
| [16:14.92] | -I guess. -Are you sure? Carol! |
| [16:19.06] | -Wanna join us? -No,I'm fine. - |
| [16:22.09] | Come on. These people will scooch down. |
| [16:26.50] | You guys will scooch,won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on! |
| [16:32.10] | -Come on. -Thank you. |
| [16:36.51] | IKristen Riggs,this is Carol Willick. Carol,Kristen. |
| [16:40.91] | -How do you do? -Carol teaches sixth grade. - |
| [16:45.08] | And Kristen.... |
| [16:50.69] | IKristen does something... |
| [16:54.56] | ...that,funnily enough... |
| [16:58.13] | ...wasn't even her major! |
| [17:03.67] | -Thanks for coming over. -Not at all. It's pretty much our job. - |
| [17:08.37] | That's why we get the cool hats. |
| [17:11.34] | -What do we got there? -A piece of sik boxer shorts. - |
| [17:19.22] | A half-charred picture of.... |
| [17:22.00] | That guy's hairier than the chief! |
| [17:28.06] | It's a really funny story how this happened. |
| [17:32.16] | I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was burning incense |
| [17:37.67] | It's all right. |
| [17:39.24] | This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control. |
| [17:45.01] | -Third one tonight. -Really? - |
| [17:47.54] | Valentine's is our busiest night of the year. |
| [17:53.75] | Next time you're burning your ex-boyfriend's stuff: |
| [17:57.29] | One,do it in a well-ventilated area. |
| [18:00.39] | Two,if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics. |
| [18:05.76] | Three,try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself. |
| [18:13.54] | -I brought you something. -ls it loaded? - |
| [18:20.84] | Oh,little candy hearts. "Chan and Jan Forever." |
| [18:27.52] | I had them made special. |
| [18:33.42] | Okay,Janice. ok, |
| [18:38.43] | Hey,Janice. |
| [18:42.83] | There's no way to tell you this. |
| [18:45.34] | At least,there's no new way. |
| [18:56.48] | That's fine. |
| [19:01.59] | It is? It is? |
| [19:03.62] | Because I know that this isn't the end. |
| [19:09.19] | You see,actually,it is. |
| [19:11.86] | No,because you won't let that happen. |
| [19:14.90] | Don't you know it yet? |
| [19:16.90] | You love me,Chandler Bing! |
| [19:24.04] | Oh,no,I don't. |
| [19:26.31] | Why do we keep ending up together? New Year's,who invited who? |
| [19:31.52] | -Valentine's,who asked who into bed? -I did,but - |
| [19:35.72] | You seek me out! |
| [19:37.49] | Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! |
| [19:42.73] | Janice! Janice! |
| [19:46.80] | You push me away, you pull me back! |
| [19:51.27] | You want me. You need me. |
| [19:54.04] | You can't live without me. And you know it. |
| [19:59.34] | You just don't know you know it. |
| [20:07.78] | See? |
| [20:15.69] | Call me! |
| [20:25.54] | It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine. |
| [20:29.81] | You did so,I swear to |
| [20:36.18] | How long has she been in the bathroom? |
| [20:39.52] | She isn't in the bathroom. Her coat's gone. |
| [20:42.92] | Well,maybe it's cold in there. |
| [20:47.42] | I screwed up my first date in nine years. |
| [20:50.86] | -That could be it. -Oh,God. - |
| [20:54.63] | You know,this is still pretty hot. |
| [21:01.74] | Mushroom. |
| [21:04.34] | Smile. |
| [21:06.61] | They won't all be like this. Some might stay through dinner. |
| [21:11.35] | -I'm sorry. That's not funny. -It's just.... - |
| [21:14.75] | You know the whole "get on with your life" thing? |
| [21:18.52] | Well,do I have to? |
| [21:21.02] | I'm sitting here with this cute woman... |
| [21:26.10] | ...and she's perfectly nice,but that... |
| [21:31.57] | ...that's it. |
| [21:33.74] | Then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun. |
| [21:38.94] | And I don't have to.... |
| [21:41.78] | -I know. -You know? |
| [21:47.48] | Here's a wacky thought. |
| [21:50.82] | Let's say you and I give it another shot. |
| [21:54.69] | I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian. |
| [21:59.30] | But what do you say we just put that aside for now. |
| [22:04.40] | Let's just stick a pin in it. |
| [22:07.27] | Because we're great together. You can't deny it. |
| [22:13.54] | I've got a ring at home that fits you. |
| [22:17.68] | I've got lots of pictures with both of us in them. |
| [22:22.72] | And best of all, you're carrying my baby. |
| [22:27.12] | -I mean,how perfect is that? -Ross - |
| [22:30.00] | You keep saying that,but there's something right here. I love you. |
| [22:42.47] | I love you too. |
| [22:45.88] | -But -No "but." - |
| [22:49.51] | You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? |
| [22:55.69] | It's time to take the pin out. |
| [23:04.80] | You'll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you. |
| [23:14.30] | All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. |
| [23:21.41] | Not her. |
| [23:35.29] | So,you guys really slide down a pole? |
| [23:41.87] | -Absolutely. -That's so cool. - |
| [23:46.57] | How do you get back up? |
| [23:51.01] | Well,we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly. |
| [23:58.68] | So,would you guys.... |
| [24:01.52] | Would you like to,sometime,maybe.... |
| [24:06.59] | Go for a drink sometime? |
| [24:08.76] | Sure,sounds good. |
| [24:10.33] | We get off at midnight. We'll pick you up then. |
| [24:13.86] | Okay. Great! |
| [24:16.50] | So will you bring the truck? |
| [24:21.57] | I'll even let you ring the bell. |
| [24:24.37] | -We'll see you later. -Bye! See you later! |
| [24:29.38] | Oh,my God! |
| [24:31.82] | See? There you go. The cleansing worked. |
| [24:34.79] | You're right. They're nice guys! |
| [24:38.02] | They're firemen guys! |
| [24:42.06] | -Tell them you're married? -No. My girlfriend doesn't even know. - |
| [00:37.-4] | Go up to her and say, " I' m returning your egg." |
| [00:45.-3] | It' s insane. She' ll love it. |
| [02:31.-3] | I said I' d bring a friend for her friend. |
| [05:14.-3] | I' d take crying any day over Howard, the " I win" guy! |
| [07:06.-2] | So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. |
| [13:41.-2] | And I have the receipt from my dinner with.... |
| [17:16.-1] | Some greeting cards. |
| [18:51.-2] | I just don' t think things are gonna work out. |
| [23:09.-2] | It' s easy for you to say. You found one already. |
| [00:02.31] | Ross, she wants you. |
| [00:04.55] | We just live in the same building. |
| [00:07.59] | Any contact? She lent me an egg. |
| [00:10.12] | You' re in! Right. |
| [00:14.69] | Hey, Ross. |
| [00:22.07] | Come on. Get back in the game. |
| [00:25.00] | The Rachel thing isn' t happening, your exwife' s a lesbian.... |
| [00:30.01] | I don' t think we need a third. |
| [00:32.41] | Could we get an egg, still in the shell? |
| [00:35.78] | An egg? |
| [00:42.39] | I think it' s winning. |
| [00:48.56] | Thank you. Thank you. Here. |
| [00:54.50] | Go with the egg, my friend. |
| [00:58.77] | Go, go, go! |
| [01:03.14] | Think it' ll work? No way. It' s suicide. |
| [01:07.21] | The One With The Candy Hearts |
| [01:56.56] | You can' t do this. Do what? |
| [01:58.93] | Roger wants to take her out. No! Remember why you dumped him? |
| [02:04.40] | Because he was creepy. |
| [02:07.01] | And mean. And frightening. |
| [02:09.11] | Still, it' s nice to have a date on Valentine' s Day! |
| [02:14.25] | You can go out with a creep any night. |
| [02:17.48] | I know I do. |
| [02:22.19] | What are you doing tomorrow night? That depends on how tonight goes. |
| [02:27.63] | About tonight Don' t you bail on me! |
| [02:34.73] | But her friend sounds like a Pathetic mess. I know, but.... |
| [02:39.60] | Come on. She' s needy, vulnerable. |
| [02:42.44] | I' m thinking.... |
| [02:48.91] | Thanks. |
| [02:50.88] | You haven' t been out with a woman since Janice. You' re doing this. |
| [02:57.82] | She said yes. Way to go, man! |
| [03:02.83] | Still got the egg, huh? |
| [03:18.31] | How do I look? |
| [03:20.78] | I don' t care. |
| [03:26.18] | There' s Lorraine. |
| [03:28.45] | No trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess. |
| [03:32.32] | Hi, Joey. |
| [03:36.79] | Well, well! Look what you brought! |
| [03:40.47] | Very nice. |
| [03:42.90] | And what did you bring? |
| [03:46.54] | She' s checking her coat. |
| [03:48.57] | I' m gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands. |
| [03:52.14] | Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. |
| [04:00.79] | Janice? |
| [04:03.79] | Janice!? |
| [04:06.56] | Oh... |
| [04:07.89] | ... my... |
| [04:09.49] | ... God! |
| [04:14.70] | Hey, it' s Janice! |
| [04:23.07] | Okay, I' m making a break for it! |
| [04:25.78] | I' ve been waiting for, like, forever to go out with Lorraine. |
| [04:30.65] | Just calm down. Calm down? |
| [04:33.08] | You set me up with a woman I' ve dumped twice in the last five months! |
| [04:38.46] | Can you stop yelling? You' re making me nervous and.... |
| [04:45.20] | I can' t go when I' m nervous. |
| [04:48.03] | I' m sorry, you' re right. |
| [04:54.07] | Come on! Do it, do it! |
| [04:59.01] | Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete. |
| [05:03.01] | Who? Pete the Weeper |
| [05:05.22] | The guy that used to cry every time we had sex? |
| [05:09.25] | " Was it good for you?" |
| [05:18.43] | " I win! I win!" " |
| [05:21.87] | We went out for two months. I didn' t win once. |
| [05:25.94] | How do we end up with these jerks? |
| [05:29.61] | We' re some kind of magnets. |
| [05:32.64] | I know I am. That' s why I can' t wear a digital watch. |
| [05:39.22] | There' s more beer, right? |
| [05:44.29] | You know my friend who shaves her head? |
| [05:47.46] | No. No. |
| [05:48.63] | I have this friend who shaves her head. |
| [05:52.03] | She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle... |
| [05:55.17] | ... you can do a cleansing ritual. |
| [06:00.07] | Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald. |
| [06:05.24] | Yeah. |
| [06:07.18] | We can do it tomorrow night. |
| [06:10.01] | It' s Valentine' s Day. It' s perfect. |
| [06:12.42] | Okay, what kind of ritual? |
| [06:14.82] | We can burn the stuff they gave us. |
| [06:19.79] | Or...? |
| [06:21.53] | Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks. |
| [06:29.63] | Burning' s good. |
| [06:41.11] | You know... |
| [06:42.88] | ... I can pick up quarters with my toes. |
| [06:47.59] | Yeah? Good for you. |
| [06:53.16] | Quarters or rolls of quarters? |
| [07:01.80] | By the way, I cut you out of all of my pictures. |
| [07:11.04] | That' s okay. |
| [07:13.18] | You could make little puppets out of them. |
| [07:17.05] | And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty! |
| [07:23.32] | We can' t do that! What? What can' t you do? |
| [07:31.36] | Can I talk to you for a second? Over there? |
| [07:41.04] | We might be leaving now. |
| [07:43.91] | Tell me it' s you and me " we." |
| [07:47.11] | She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off. |
| [07:51.35] | I' m not even sure what slathering is! |
| [07:54.59] | But I definitely want to be a part of it! |
| [07:58.59] | Okay, you cannot do this to me. |
| [08:02.73] | You' re right. I' m sorry. |
| [08:05.20] | Can we have three chocolate mousses to go? |
| [08:10.30] | I' m out of here. |
| [08:13.64] | Here' s my credit card. Dinner' s on me. |
| [08:17.41] | I hope she throws up on you. |
| [08:22.05] | Thanks. |
| [08:25.48] | So.... Just us. |
| [08:28.65] | What a crappy night! |
| [08:31.29] | I have enjoyed the fact... |
| [08:34.00] | ... that your shirt' s been sticking out of your zipper. |
| [08:43.70] | Excuse me. |
| [08:48.24] | How you doing? |
| [08:54.88] | So do we have the best friends, or what? |
| [08:58.62] | Joey' s not a friend. He' s... |
| [09:03.00] | ... a stupid man who left us his credit card. |
| [09:07.63] | Another drink? Dessert? A bigscreen TV? |
| [09:11.63] | I' ll have a drink. Got it. Good woman! |
| [09:20.74] | A bottle of overpriced champagne. Each. |
| [09:24.14] | That' s right, each. And a rob roy. |
| [09:28.15] | I' ve always wanted to know. |
| [09:48.07] | Happy Valentine' s Day! |
| [09:59.71] | Oh, I miss you already. |
| [10:03.81] | Can you believe this happened? No, no! |
| [10:08.59] | And yet it did. |
| [10:11.16] | Goodbye, Janice. kiss me! |
| [10:16.19] | Oh, Chandler. Sorry. |
| [10:18.60] | Oh, Chandler. Sorry! |
| [10:23.20] | Hey, Janice. Hi, Monica. |
| [10:25.67] | Well, this was very special. |
| [10:29.91] | Rach, come see who' s out here! |
| [10:33.14] | What' s going on? Oh, my God! |
| [10:36.35] | Janice! Hi! |
| [10:38.92] | Janice is gonna go away now! |
| [10:43.59] | I' ll be right back. |
| [10:46.79] | Joey! Look who it is! |
| [10:53.00] | Good. Joey' s home. |
| [10:54.77] | This is so much fun! |
| [10:57.37] | This is like a reunion in the hall! |
| [11:02.57] | Ross, there' s someone I want you to say hi to. |
| [11:08.01] | He happened to call. |
| [11:09.61] | Hi, Ross. That' s right, it' s me! How did you know? |
| [11:29.70] | So, if dogs experience jet lag... |
| [11:33.67] | ... because of the seven dog years to one human year thing... |
| [11:38.21] | ... when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles... |
| [11:41.78] | ... he doesn' t just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. |
| [11:49.29] | That' s funny! |
| [11:59.56] | They should be cooking the food soon. |
| [12:02.60] | Oh, good. oh, |
| [12:14.11] | Who are they? |
| [12:15.68] | The blond is my exwife. The woman touching her is her... |
| [12:21.55] | ... close, personal friend. |
| [12:26.12] | They' re lovers? lf you want to put a label on it. |
| [12:33.63] | Anything else I should know? Nope. That' s it. |
| [12:38.04] | Oh, and she' s pregnant with my baby. |
| [12:44.31] | I always forget that part. |
| [12:48.58] | Hello! Hello! |
| [12:56.15] | Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine. |
| [13:03.23] | All I had is oregano and a Fresca. |
| [13:06.63] | That' s okay! |
| [13:12.70] | Now we need the semen of a righteous man. |
| [13:22.25] | If we had that, we wouldn' t be doing the ritual in the first place. |
| [13:27.92] | Can we start throwing things in? Yeah, okay! |
| [13:35.19] | Okay. Barry' s letters. |
| [13:38.13] | Adam Ritter' s boxer shorts. |
| [13:49.11] | A picture of Scotty Jared naked! Let me see! |
| [13:52.84] | He' s wearing a sweater. No. |
| [14:01.09] | Whose MCl card is that? Mine. Shoot! |
| [14:04.26] | Remember this number: Nine, seven, four.... |
| [14:10.39] | Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo' s grappa. |
| [14:14.33] | Wait, isn' t it almost pure |
| [14:21.21] | How can I dump this woman on Valentine' s Day? |
| [14:25.21] | I don' t know. You dumped her on New Year' s. |
| [14:29.35] | In my next life, I' m coming back as a toilet brush. |
| [14:35.09] | Hello, funny valentine! |
| [14:38.69] | Hi, just Janice. |
| [14:41.39] | Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. |
| [14:44.50] | I could just kiss you all over, and I' m gonna. |
| [14:52.74] | If you don' t do it, I will. |
| [15:15.43] | So are you actually from New York? Not originally. I' m from |
| [15:21.13] | You said they' d shoot it without you. I thought they could. |
| [15:25.44] | The maxipads were a piece of cake. Minipads should be that much easier. |
| [15:31.54] | It' s Valentine' s Day. I know, but it' s my job. |
| [15:35.68] | I' ll try to get back as soon as I can. |
| [15:39.12] | I' m spending most of my time teaching science... |
| [15:42.42] | ... which is funny because that wasn' t even my major. |
| [15:58.34] | Now, that is funny! |
| [16:03.64] | Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? |
| [16:09.15] | Because she' s alone now. And pregnant. And sad. |
| [16:14.92] | I guess. Are you sure? Carol! |
| [16:19.06] | Wanna join us? No, I' m fine. |
| [16:22.09] | Come on. These people will scooch down. |
| [16:26.50] | You guys will scooch, won' t you? Let' s try scooching! Come on! |
| [16:32.10] | Come on. Thank you. |
| [16:36.51] | IKristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristen. |
| [16:40.91] | How do you do? Carol teaches sixth grade. |
| [16:45.08] | And Kristen.... |
| [16:50.69] | IKristen does something... |
| [16:54.56] | ... that, funnily enough... |
| [16:58.13] | ... wasn' t even her major! |
| [17:03.67] | Thanks for coming over. Not at all. It' s pretty much our job. |
| [17:08.37] | That' s why we get the cool hats. |
| [17:11.34] | What do we got there? A piece of sik boxer shorts. |
| [17:19.22] | A halfcharred picture of.... |
| [17:22.00] | That guy' s hairier than the chief! |
| [17:28.06] | It' s a really funny story how this happened. |
| [17:32.16] | I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was burning incense |
| [17:37.67] | It' s all right. |
| [17:39.24] | This isn' t the first boyfriend bonfire we' ve seen get out of control. |
| [17:45.01] | Third one tonight. Really? |
| [17:47.54] | Valentine' s is our busiest night of the year. |
| [17:53.75] | Next time you' re burning your exboyfriend' s stuff: |
| [17:57.29] | One, do it in a wellventilated area. |
| [18:00.39] | Two, if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics. |
| [18:05.76] | Three, try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself. |
| [18:13.54] | I brought you something. ls it loaded? |
| [18:20.84] | Oh, little candy hearts. " Chan and Jan Forever." |
| [18:27.52] | I had them made special. |
| [18:33.42] | Okay, Janice. ok, |
| [18:38.43] | Hey, Janice. |
| [18:42.83] | There' s no way to tell you this. |
| [18:45.34] | At least, there' s no new way. |
| [18:56.48] | That' s fine. |
| [19:01.59] | It is? It is? |
| [19:03.62] | Because I know that this isn' t the end. |
| [19:09.19] | You see, actually, it is. |
| [19:11.86] | No, because you won' t let that happen. |
| [19:14.90] | Don' t you know it yet? |
| [19:16.90] | You love me, Chandler Bing! |
| [19:24.04] | Oh, no, I don' t. |
| [19:26.31] | Why do we keep ending up together? New Year' s, who invited who? |
| [19:31.52] | Valentine' s, who asked who into bed? I did, but |
| [19:35.72] | You seek me out! |
| [19:37.49] | Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! |
| [19:42.73] | Janice! Janice! |
| [19:46.80] | You push me away, you pull me back! |
| [19:51.27] | You want me. You need me. |
| [19:54.04] | You can' t live without me. And you know it. |
| [19:59.34] | You just don' t know you know it. |
| [20:07.78] | See? |
| [20:15.69] | Call me! |
| [20:25.54] | It' s not true. I never called your mother a wolverine. |
| [20:29.81] | You did so, I swear to |
| [20:36.18] | How long has she been in the bathroom? |
| [20:39.52] | She isn' t in the bathroom. Her coat' s gone. |
| [20:42.92] | Well, maybe it' s cold in there. |
| [20:47.42] | I screwed up my first date in nine years. |
| [20:50.86] | That could be it. Oh, God. |
| [20:54.63] | You know, this is still pretty hot. |
| [21:01.74] | Mushroom. |
| [21:04.34] | Smile. |
| [21:06.61] | They won' t all be like this. Some might stay through dinner. |
| [21:11.35] | I' m sorry. That' s not funny. It' s just.... |
| [21:14.75] | You know the whole " get on with your life" thing? |
| [21:18.52] | Well, do I have to? |
| [21:21.02] | I' m sitting here with this cute woman... |
| [21:26.10] | ... and she' s perfectly nice, but that... |
| [21:31.57] | ... that' s it. |
| [21:33.74] | Then I' m here talking to you, and it' s easy and it' s fun. |
| [21:38.94] | And I don' t have to.... |
| [21:41.78] | I know. You know? |
| [21:47.48] | Here' s a wacky thought. |
| [21:50.82] | Let' s say you and I give it another shot. |
| [21:54.69] | I know what you' re gonna say. You' re a lesbian. |
| [21:59.30] | But what do you say we just put that aside for now. |
| [22:04.40] | Let' s just stick a pin in it. |
| [22:07.27] | Because we' re great together. You can' t deny it. |
| [22:13.54] | I' ve got a ring at home that fits you. |
| [22:17.68] | I' ve got lots of pictures with both of us in them. |
| [22:22.72] | And best of all, you' re carrying my baby. |
| [22:27.12] | I mean, how perfect is that? Ross |
| [22:30.00] | You keep saying that, but there' s something right here. I love you. |
| [22:42.47] | I love you too. |
| [22:45.88] | But No " but." |
| [22:49.51] | You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? |
| [22:55.69] | It' s time to take the pin out. |
| [23:04.80] | You' ll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you. |
| [23:14.30] | All you need is a woman who likes men, and you' ll be set. |
| [23:21.41] | Not her. |
| [23:35.29] | So, you guys really slide down a pole? |
| [23:41.87] | Absolutely. That' s so cool. |
| [23:46.57] | How do you get back up? |
| [23:51.01] | Well, we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly. |
| [23:58.68] | So, would you guys.... |
| [24:01.52] | Would you like to, sometime, maybe.... |
| [24:06.59] | Go for a drink sometime? |
| [24:08.76] | Sure, sounds good. |
| [24:10.33] | We get off at midnight. We' ll pick you up then. |
| [24:13.86] | Okay. Great! |
| [24:16.50] | So will you bring the truck? |
| [24:21.57] | I' ll even let you ring the bell. |
| [24:24.37] | We' ll see you later. Bye! See you later! |
| [24:29.38] | Oh, my God! |
| [24:31.82] | See? There you go. The cleansing worked. |
| [24:34.79] | You' re right. They' re nice guys! |
| [24:38.02] | They' re firemen guys! |
| [24:42.06] | Tell them you' re married? No. My girlfriend doesn' t even know. |
| [00:02.31] | gào sù nǐ ba, luó sī, tā yào nǐ |
| [00:04.55] | wǒ men zhǐ shì zhù zài tóng yī dòng gōng yù |
| [00:07.59] | yǒu guò rèn hé jiē chù? tā jiè guò wǒ yī kē dàn |
| [00:10.12] | yǒu jī huì le zhēn de |
| [00:14.69] | hāi, luó sī |
| [00:22.07] | bài tuō, nǐ dé zài jiē zài lì |
| [00:25.00] | nǐ hé ruì qiū de shì méi zhǐ wàng nǐ qián qī shì gè nǚ tóng zhì |
| [00:30.01] | wǒ men bù xiǎng yǒu dì sān huí |
| [00:32.41] | bào qiàn, néng gěi wǒ men gè dàn ma? zhěng kē dàn? |
| [00:35.78] | dàn? |
| [00:37.-4] | duì, nǐ ná zhè kē dàn qù hái tā |
| [00:42.39] | wǒ men yíng dìng le |
| [00:45.-3] | bài tuō, zhè tài lí pǔ le tā huì xǐ huān de |
| [00:48.56] | xiè xiè xiè xiè, gěi |
| [00:54.50] | péng yǒu, dài zhe dàn qù |
| [00:58.77] | kuài qù |
| [01:03.14] | nǐ xiǎng huì chéng gōng ma? cái guài, zhè jiǎn zhí shì. dài dàn de nán rén |
| [01:07.21] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 14 jí qíng rén jié táng guǒ |
| [01:56.56] | nǐ bù néng zhè yàng zuò zuò shí mǒ? |
| [01:58.93] | luó jié míng tiān yào dài tā chū qù bù, fēi bǐ nán dào nǐ wàng le wèi hé pāo qì tā? |
| [02:04.40] | yīn wèi tā rě rén yàn |
| [02:07.01] | bēi bǐ yòu kě bù |
| [02:09.11] | dàn qíng rén jié yǒu rén gòng dù yě bù chà |
| [02:14.25] | qí tā rèn hé yī yè gēn tā yuē huì dōu wú suǒ wèi |
| [02:17.48] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ huì zhè me zuò |
| [02:22.19] | nǐ men míng wǎn yǒu hé jié mù? míng tiān yǒu hé jié mù quán kàn jīn tiān de biǎo xiàn |
| [02:27.63] | guān yú jīn wǎn nǐ bù néng bèi pàn wǒ |
| [02:31.-3] | wǒ dā yìng wèi tā péng yǒu dài yī wèi nán bàn |
| [02:34.73] | wǒ zhī dào, dàn tā péng yǒu hǎo xiàng shì gè kě lián chóng, wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:39.60] | dàn tā shì rú cǐ kě wàng rú cǐ cuì ruò |
| [02:42.44] | wǒ xiǎng. |
| [02:48.91] | xiè xiè |
| [02:50.88] | nǐ hé zhēn nī sī zhī hòu jiù méi yuē guò huì nǐ yí dìng yào qù |
| [02:57.82] | tā dā yìng le gàn dé hǎo |
| [03:02.83] | dàn hái zài?. duì |
| [03:18.31] | wǒ de yàng zi rú hé? |
| [03:20.78] | bù guān wǒ de shì |
| [03:26.18] | luó lā nī lái le |
| [03:28.45] | qiè jì, bù zhǔn jiāo huàn nǐ yǒu měi nǚ xiāng bàn, wǒ yǒu zuò péi |
| [03:32.32] | qiáo yī |
| [03:36.79] | qiáo nǐ dài shén me rén lái |
| [03:40.47] | zhēn shuài |
| [03:42.90] | nǐ dài shuí lái? |
| [03:46.54] | tā zài fàng wài tào |
| [03:48.57] | wǒ qù xǐ diào shǒu shàng de chū zū chē wèi |
| [03:52.14] | nǐ bāng wǒ hé zhēn nī sī diǎn táo pú jiǔ hé hóng jiǔ |
| [04:00.79] | zhēn nī sī |
| [04:03.79] | zhēn nī sī |
| [04:06.56] | ó |
| [04:07.89] | wǒ de |
| [04:09.49] | tiān na! |
| [04:14.70] | shì zhēn nī sī |
| [04:23.07] | wǒ dé táo le, wǒ yào cóng chuāng zi pá chū qù |
| [04:25.78] | wǒ yī zhí mèng xiǎng yǔ luó lā nī yuē huì |
| [04:30.65] | lěng jìng diǎn.. lěng jìng? |
| [04:33.08] | nǐ jìng cuō hé wǒ yǔ zài wǔ gè yuè nèi bèi wǒ shuǎi diào liǎng cì de nǚ rén |
| [04:38.46] | bié zhè me dà shēng xíng ma? nǐ hài wǒ jǐn zhāng dé |
| [04:45.20] | wǒ yī jǐn zhāng jiù niào bù chū lái |
| [04:48.03] | bào qiàn, nǐ shuō de duì |
| [04:54.07] | bài tuō! kuài diǎn |
| [04:59.01] | luó jié suī tǎo rén yàn dàn yǔ bǐ dé kǎ ní xiāng jiào hái chà dé yuǎn ne |
| [05:03.01] | shuí? ài kū guǐ bǐ dé |
| [05:05.22] | wǒ men měi cì tā jiù kū |
| [05:09.25] | nǐ mǎn zú ma? |
| [05:14.-3] | wǒ měi tiān dū xiǎng wèi huò ěr nà gè jiā huo kū |
| [05:18.43] | wǒ yíng! wǒ yíng!" |
| [05:21.87] | wǒ hé tā yuē huì liǎng ge yuè yī cì dōu méi yíng guò |
| [05:25.94] | wǒ men zěn huì hé zhèi xiē hún dàn zài yì qǐ? |
| [05:29.61] | wǒ men kě shì liáng jiā fù nǚ |
| [05:32.64] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ yǒu suǒ yǐ wǒ bù néng dài diàn zǐ biǎo |
| [05:39.22] | hái yǒu pí jiǔ? |
| [05:44.29] | jì de wǒ nà tì guāng tóu de péng yǒu ài bǐ? |
| [05:47.46] | bù |
| [05:48.63] | wǒ nà tì guāng tóu de péng yǒu |
| [05:52.03] | tā shuō xiǎng yào tíng zhǐ yǔ è nán jiāo wǎng de è xìng xún huán |
| [05:55.17] | kě yǐ jǔ xíng yí gè qīng lǐ yí shì |
| [06:00.07] | fēi bǐ, tā shì gè dà tū tóu |
| [06:05.24] | shì de |
| [06:07.18] | wǒ men míng wǎn kě yǐ shì shì kàn |
| [06:10.01] | míng tiān qíng rén jié shì jué jiā de shí kè |
| [06:12.42] | shén me yí shì? |
| [06:14.82] | wǒ men kě yǐ shāo diào tā men sòng de dōng xī |
| [06:19.79] | huò zhě shì? |
| [06:21.53] | huò shì niàn jīng, ná zhe quán zhàng tiào wǔ |
| [06:29.63] | hái shì shāo dōng xī hǎo |
| [06:41.11] | zhī dào ma |
| [06:42.88] | wǒ cóng ér shí jiù néng yòng jiǎo zhǐ jiā qǐ 25 měi fēn |
| [06:47.59] | shì ma? zhēn lì hài |
| [06:53.16] | yìng bì hái shì? |
| [07:01.80] | duì le, qián dé wǒ bǎ zhào piān shàng de nǐ dōu jiǎn diào le |
| [07:06.-2] | rú guǒ xū yào, wǒ yǒu yī dài nǐ de tóu |
| [07:11.04] | bù yòng le |
| [07:13.18] | nǐ kě yǐ yòng tā men zuò kuǐ lěi |
| [07:17.05] | yě kě yǐ zài nǐ de" cán kù xì yuàn" zhōng yòng tā men! |
| [07:23.32] | bù néng zhè me zuò shén me? bù néng zuò shí mǒ? |
| [07:31.36] | néng guò qù hé nǐ tán tán ma? |
| [07:41.04] | wǒ men dé xiān lí kāi |
| [07:43.91] | gào sù wǒ" wǒ men" shì zhǐ nǐ hé wǒ |
| [07:47.11] | tā shuō tā yào zài wǒ shēn shàng tú mǎn dōng xī rán hòu tiǎn gān jìng |
| [07:51.35] | wǒ shèn zhì bù zhī dào tú shì shén me yì sī |
| [07:54.59] | dàn wǒ jué duì bù xiǎng cuò guò rèn hé bù fèn! |
| [07:58.59] | nǐ bù néng zhè yàng dài wǒ |
| [08:02.73] | nǐ shuō de duì, bào qiàn |
| [08:05.20] | sān fèn qiǎo kè lì mù sī wài dài |
| [08:10.30] | wǒ zǒu le |
| [08:13.64] | zhè shì wǒ de xìn yòng kǎ, zhè yī dùn suàn wǒ de |
| [08:17.41] | wǒ xī wàng bǎ tā rēng zài nǐ shēn shàng |
| [08:22.05] | xiè xiè |
| [08:25.48] | zhǐ shèng xià wǒ men |
| [08:28.65] | zhēn shì zāo gāo de yī yè |
| [08:31.29] | dàn wǒ hái shì yī zhí xīn shǎng |
| [08:34.00] | nǐ lā liàn lǐ de yī fú |
| [08:43.70] | bào qiàn |
| [08:48.24] | jìn lái kě hǎo? |
| [08:54.88] | tā men shì wǒ men zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu? |
| [08:58.62] | qiáo yī nǎ ér chēng dé shàng shì péng yǒu, tā |
| [09:03.00] | tā zhè liú xià xìn yòng kǎ de bèn dàn |
| [09:07.63] | xiǎng zài lái yī bēi? tián diǎn? dà yín mù diàn shì? |
| [09:11.63] | wǒ xiǎng zài lái yī bēi méi wèn tí, hǎo nǚ rén |
| [09:20.74] | ná píng zuì guì de xiāng bīn lái měi rén yī píng |
| [09:24.14] | duì, zài měi rén gè yī píng luó bó luó yī |
| [09:28.15] | wǒ lǎo zǎo jiù xiǎng pǐn cháng le |
| [09:48.07] | qíng rén jié kuài lè |
| [09:59.71] | wǒ xiàn zài jiù kāi shǐ xiǎng niàn nǐ le |
| [10:03.81] | nǐ néng xiāng xìn huì fā shēng zhè zhǒng shì ma? bù néng |
| [10:08.59] | dàn hái shì fā shēng le |
| [10:11.16] | zài jiàn, zhēn nī sī wěn wǒ |
| [10:16.19] | qián dé, bào qiàn |
| [10:18.60] | qián dé, bào qiàn |
| [10:23.20] | zhēn nī sī mó ní kǎ |
| [10:25.67] | zhēn shì tài tè bié le |
| [10:29.91] | ruì qiū, kàn shuí lái le |
| [10:33.14] | zěn me le? tiān a |
| [10:36.35] | zhēn nī sī! Hi! |
| [10:38.92] | tā jiù yào zǒu le |
| [10:43.59] | wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [10:46.79] | qiáo yī, kàn shuí lái le |
| [10:53.00] | hěn hǎo, qiáo yī huí lái le |
| [10:54.77] | zhè zhēn shì tài hǎo wán le |
| [10:57.37] | hǎo xiàng shì dà tuán yuán yí yàng |
| [11:02.57] | luó sī, duì, gēn mǒu rén dǎ gè zhāo hū ba |
| [11:08.01] | tā qià hǎo dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [11:09.61] | luó sī, duì, shì wǒ. nǐ zěn me huì zhī dào? |
| [11:29.70] | wǒ shì shuō huì rú guǒ gǒu yě yǒu shí chà wèn tí |
| [11:33.67] | yīn wèi gǒu de qī nián děng yú rén de yī nián |
| [11:38.21] | nà me gǒu cóng niǔ yuē fēi dào luò shān jī |
| [11:41.78] | sǔn shī de bú shì sān xiǎo shí, ér shì shí tiān |
| [11:49.29] | zhēn hǎo xiào |
| [11:59.56] | tā men yīng gāi mǎ shàng jiù zuò fàn le |
| [12:02.60] | hǎo de |
| [12:14.11] | tā men shì shuí? |
| [12:15.68] | jīn fà de shì wǒ qián qī, pèng tā de shì tā de |
| [12:21.55] | mì yǒu |
| [12:26.12] | nǐ shì zhǐ tā men shì qíng rén? rú guǒ nǐ yìng yào zhè me shuō de huà |
| [12:33.63] | wǒ hái xū yào zhī dào shén me? bù, jiù zhèi xiē le |
| [12:38.04] | duì le, tā huái le wǒ de hái zi |
| [12:44.31] | wǒ zǒng shì wàng le zhè jiàn shì |
| [12:48.58] | |
| [12:56.15] | wǒ men xū yào shǔ wěi cǎo hé shā jiā miǎn duó jiǔ |
| [13:03.23] | wǒ zhǐ yǒu niú zhì yè hé fú ruì sī jiā |
| [13:06.63] | nà yàng yě xíng |
| [13:12.70] | xiàn zài wǒ men xū yào zhèng yì nán zǐ de |
| [13:22.25] | fēi bǐ, rú guǒ wǒ men yǒu xiàn zài jiù wú xū jìn xíng yí shì le |
| [13:27.92] | kě yǐ diū dōng xī le ma? kě yǐ le |
| [13:35.19] | bā ruì de xìn |
| [13:38.13] | yà dāng ruì tǎ de sì jiǎo kù |
| [13:41.-2] | wǎn cān de shōu jù |
| [13:49.11] | zhè shì shǐ kǎo dì de zhào piān ràng wǒ kàn kàn! |
| [13:52.84] | tā chuān zhe máo yī méi yǒu |
| [14:01.09] | zhè shì shuí de MCl kǎ? wǒ de. xiū! |
| [14:04.26] | gǎn jǐn jì zhù hào mǎ: 9, 7, 4. |
| [14:10.39] | zuì hòu zhè shì bǎo luó de gé lā |
| [14:14.33] | děng děng, zhè bú shì jī hū chún |
| [14:21.21] | wǒ zěn néng zài qíng rén jié shuǎi diào tā |
| [14:25.21] | tiān xiǎo de, dàn nǐ zài xīn nián shuǎi diào tā |
| [14:29.35] | xià bèi zi wǒ yào dāng mǎ tǒng shuā |
| [14:35.09] | yǒu qù de qíng rén |
| [14:38.69] | zhēn nī sī |
| [14:41.39] | qiáo yī, wǒ men de xiǎo méi pó |
| [14:44.50] | wǒ rěn bú zhù xiǎng wěn nǐ |
| [14:52.74] | rú guǒ nǐ bù gǎn, jiù ràng wǒ lái kāi kǒu |
| [15:15.43] | nǐ zhēn de cóng niǔ yuē lái de? běn lái bú shì, wǒ cóng |
| [15:21.13] | nǐ shuō tā men kě yǐ zì jǐ zuò wǒ yǐ wéi tā men kě yǐ |
| [15:25.44] | zuì dà bǎn dōu shì xiǎo cài yī dié zuì xiǎo bǎn dāng rán shì gèng jiǎn dān yī xiē le a |
| [15:31.54] | dàn xiàn zài shì qíng rén jié wǒ zhī dào, dàn zhè shì wǒ de gōng zuò |
| [15:35.68] | wǒ huì jǐn liàng gǎn huí lái, bào qiàn |
| [15:39.12] | dàn wǒ dà bù fèn shí jiān dōu zài jiào kē xué |
| [15:42.42] | zhēn hǎo xiào, wǒ yòu bú shì zhǔ xiū kē xué |
| [15:58.34] | zhēn hǎo xiào |
| [16:03.64] | wǒ yāo kǎ luó guò lái huì hěn qí guài ma? |
| [16:09.15] | yīn wèi tā xiàn zài yí ge rén, huái yùn le, xīn qíng yòu bù hǎo |
| [16:14.92] | dà gài ba nǐ què dìng? kǎ luó! |
| [16:19.06] | yuàn yì guò lái zuò ma? bù, wǒ méi shì |
| [16:22.09] | lái ba, zhèi xiē rén huì nuó guò qù de |
| [16:26.50] | nǐ men huì nuó guò qù de, duì ba? gè wèi nuó guò qù hǎo ma, dòng qǐ lái |
| [16:32.10] | bài tuō xiè xiè |
| [16:36.51] | kè lì sī tīng, zhè wèi shì kǎ luó kǎ luó, kè lì sī tīng |
| [16:40.91] | nǐ hǎo kǎ luó jiào liù nián jí |
| [16:45.08] | kè lì sī tīng |
| [16:50.69] | kè lì sī tīng |
| [16:54.56] | zuì hǎo xiào de shì |
| [16:58.13] | shì tā de gōng zuò bú shì tā de zhǔ xiū |
| [17:03.67] | xiè xiè nǐ men néng lái méi guān xì. zhè shì wǒ men de gōng zuò |
| [17:08.37] | zhè jiù shì wǒ men wèi shí me dài zhè me kù de mào zi a |
| [17:11.34] | lǐ miàn yǒu shén me dōng xī? yī xiē zhēn sī sì jiǎo |
| [17:16.-1] | wèn hòu kǎ |
| [17:19.22] | shāo jiāo de zhào piān |
| [17:22.00] | zhè jiā huo de tǐ máo bǐ duì zhǎng de hái nóng mì |
| [17:28.06] | zhè jiàn shì shuō lái hǎo xiào |
| [17:32.16] | wǒ ná chū lā jī tǒng, fēi bǐ diǎn rán xūn xiāng |
| [17:37.67] | méi guān xì. nǐ men bù yòng jiě shì |
| [17:39.24] | zhè bú shì dì yī jiàn shāo huǐ nán yǒu wù pǐn shī kòng de shì jiàn le |
| [17:45.01] | zhè yǐ shì jīn wǎn de dì sān jiàn zhēn de? |
| [17:47.54] | qíng rén jié zhī yè shì wǒ men zuì máng de shí kè |
| [17:53.75] | xià yī cì shāo nǐ men qián nán yǒu de dōng xī shí: |
| [17:57.29] | dì yī, zài yí gè tōng fēng hǎo de dì fāng |
| [18:00.39] | dì èr, rú guǒ nǐ men yào shāo yī fú, xiǎo xīn hé chéng xiān wéi de |
| [18:05.76] | dì sān, shì zhe fàng diào nǐ men de nù qì xué huì ài hù zì jǐ a |
| [18:13.54] | wǒ dài le dōng xī gěi nǐ zhuāng shàng le méi? |
| [18:20.84] | xīn xíng táng guǒ" qián dé yǔ zhēn ní sī, yǒng yuǎn" |
| [18:27.52] | wǒ dìng zuò de |
| [18:33.42] | zhēn nī sī |
| [18:38.43] | hāi, zhēn nī sī |
| [18:42.83] | wǒ bù gāi gào sù nǐ |
| [18:45.34] | zhì shǎo méi yǒu bié de fāng fǎ lái gào sù nǐ |
| [18:51.-2] | wǒ jué de wǒ men bú huì jié guǒ |
| [18:56.48] | wú suǒ wèi |
| [19:01.59] | shì ma? |
| [19:03.62] | yīn wèi wǒ zhī dào wǒ men hái méi jié shù |
| [19:09.19] | shì shí shàng yǐ jīng jié shù le |
| [19:11.86] | bù, hái méi yīn wèi nǐ bú huì ràng tā fā shēng de |
| [19:14.90] | nán dào nǐ hái bù dǒng? |
| [19:16.90] | nǐ ài wǒ, qián dé. bīn |
| [19:24.04] | bù, wǒ bù ài |
| [19:26.31] | nà me jiù mén xīn zì wèn, wǒ men wèi hé zǒng shì huì fù hé? xīn nián shì shuí yāo shuí? |
| [19:31.52] | qíng rén jié shì shuí yāo shuí shàng chuáng? shì wǒ, kě shì |
| [19:35.72] | wǒ shì nǐ xún zhǎo de duì xiàng |
| [19:37.49] | nǐ de nèi xīn shēn chù bù duàn hū hǎn zhe wǒ |
| [19:42.73] | zhēn nī sī zhēn nī sī |
| [19:46.80] | nǐ tuī kāi wǒ, nǐ lā huí wǒ! |
| [19:51.27] | nǐ yào wǒ, nǐ xū yào wǒ |
| [19:54.04] | nǐ bù néng méi yǒu wǒ. nǐ zhī dào |
| [19:59.34] | nǐ zhǐ shì bù zhī dào nǐ zhī dào bà le |
| [20:07.78] | míng bái ma? |
| [20:15.69] | dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [20:25.54] | zhè bú shì zhēn de. wǒ méi shuō shì láng rén |
| [20:29.81] | nǐ yǒu, wǒ fā shì |
| [20:36.18] | tā shàng xǐ shǒu jiān duō jiǔ le? |
| [20:39.52] | wǒ xiǎng tā bú shì qù shàng xǐ shǒu jiān, tā de wài tào bú jiàn le |
| [20:42.92] | huò xǔ shì tài lěng ba |
| [20:47.42] | huò xǔ wǒ gǎo zá le jiǔ nián lái de dì yī cì yuē huì |
| [20:50.86] | yǒu kě néng tiān na |
| [20:54.63] | zhī dào ma, zhè lǐ hái shì hěn rè |
| [21:01.74] | mó gū |
| [21:04.34] | wēi xiào |
| [21:06.61] | bú huì měi cì dōu zhè yàng de hái shì yǒu xiē nǚ rén huì bǎ wǎn cān chī wán de |
| [21:11.35] | bào qiàn, bù hǎo xiào zhǐ shì |
| [21:14.75] | rén men lǎo shuō yào jì xù nǐ de rén shēng |
| [21:18.52] | wǒ bì xū ma? |
| [21:21.02] | wǒ hé zhè wèi měi nǚ zuò zài zhè ér |
| [21:26.10] | tā shì nà me hǎo |
| [21:31.57] | dàn jiù zhè me chuī le |
| [21:33.74] | wǒ xiàn zài yòu hé nǐ liáo tiān, qīng sōng yòu zì zài |
| [21:38.94] | wǒ hé bì |
| [21:41.78] | wǒ dǒng nǐ dǒng? |
| [21:47.48] | wǒ yǒu gè fēng kuáng de niàn tou |
| [21:50.82] | wǒ men zài shì yī cì hǎo ma? |
| [21:54.69] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ yào shuō nǐ shì gè nǚ tóng zhì |
| [21:59.30] | dàn hé bù zàn shí jiāng tā bǎi zài yī páng |
| [22:04.40] | wán quán bù qù xiǎng tā |
| [22:07.27] | yīn wèi wǒ men zài yì qǐ hěn kāi xīn zhè bù róng nǐ fǒu rèn |
| [22:13.54] | wǒ yǒu yí gè shì hé nǐ de jiè zhǐ |
| [22:17.68] | wǒ yǒu wú shù wǒ liǎ yì qǐ de zhào piān |
| [22:22.72] | zuì měi miào de dì fāng shì, nǐ huái zhe wǒ de hái zi |
| [22:27.12] | zhè yàng bú shì hěn wán měi ma? luó sī |
| [22:30.00] | suī rán nǐ yī zhí huí jué, dàn wǒ réng rán xiǎng duì nǐ shuō, wǒ ài nǐ |
| [22:42.47] | wǒ yě ài nǐ |
| [22:45.88] | dàn shì bú yào dàn shì |
| [22:49.51] | nǐ yào zhī dào, zàn shí lán zhì yī páng de shì |
| [22:55.69] | chí zǎo huì fú xiàn de |
| [23:04.80] | nǐ huì zhǎo dào duì xiàng de, hé shì de nǚ rén zhèng zài děng zhe nǐ |
| [23:09.-2] | nǐ shuō de dǎo shì qīng sōng, nǐ yǐ zhǎo dào hé shì de nǚ rén |
| [23:14.30] | nǐ zhǐ xū zhǎo dào ài nán rén de nǚ rén jí kě |
| [23:21.41] | bú shì tā |
| [23:35.29] | nǐ men zhēn de cóng yí gè zhù zi shàng huá xià qù? |
| [23:41.87] | jué duì de tài kù le |
| [23:46.57] | nà nǐ men zěn me huí shàng miàn dí ne? |
| [23:51.01] | wǒ men hěn shǎo xū yào xiàng zháo huǒ yí yàng jí de wǎng shǎng qù |
| [23:58.68] | nǐ men zhèi xiē xiǎo huǒ |
| [24:01.52] | nǐ men yuàn yì, yǒu shí, kě néng |
| [24:06.59] | yǒu shí yì qǐ chū qù hē yī bēi |
| [24:08.76] | dāng rán, tīng qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [24:10.33] | wǒ men wǔ yè xià bān zhī hòu, lái zhǎo nǐ men kě yǐ ma? |
| [24:13.86] | hǎo a, tài hǎo le |
| [24:16.50] | nǐ men huì kāi xiāo fáng chē guò lái ma? |
| [24:21.57] | hái huì ràng nǐ men lā jǐng líng |
| [24:24.37] | zài jiàn le wǎn ān, zài jiàn |
| [24:29.38] | tiān a |
| [24:31.82] | kàn dào méi yǒu? qīng lǐ yí shì zòu xiào le |
| [24:34.79] | méi cuò, tā men shì hǎo nán rén |
| [24:38.02] | tā men shì xiāo fáng duì yuán |
| [24:42.06] | nǐ men yǒu gào sù tā men nǐ men yǐ hūn ma? dāng rán méi yǒu, lián wǒ nǚ yǒu dōu bù zhī dào |