| 歌曲 | Friends S01E15 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [02:06.-2] | Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. |
| [02:36.-2] | Does that mean we have to start buying our own toilet paper? |
| [04:48.-2] | I don't. |
| [05:03.-1] | I love my life! I love my life! |
| [06:50.-4] | Well,I don't know.... |
| [06:56.-3] | That monkey is a chick magnet. |
| [07:55.-4] | Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests... 8 |
| [09:44.-3] | And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics. |
| [13:02.-3] | I want Okay,I want... |
| [15:34.-1] | Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. |
| [17:49.-4] | Everything smells so delicious. |
| [19:16.-2] | ...but in a few minutes, we'll serve some tartlets. |
| [20:06.-1] | -You don't wanna spoil your appetite. -Hey,Sugar-O's! - |
| [23:41.-3] | How's this? |
| [23:50.-2] | How about this? |
| [00:02.55] | Coffee. |
| [00:04.05] | -Thank you. -Cappuccino. - |
| [00:07.59] | And a nice,hot cider for Monica. |
| [00:10.82] | Thank you. |
| [00:13.00] | Rach,why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? |
| [00:20.83] | That's why. |
| [00:23.30] | Sorry. |
| [00:27.14] | The One With The Stoned Guy |
| [01:21.49] | Chandler? |
| [01:23.93] | Miss Tedlock,you look lovely today. |
| [01:26.50] | That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. |
| [01:32.00] | Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. |
| [01:36.88] | If it's about those prank memos, I wasn't involved. |
| [01:40.88] | Nothing at all. Really. |
| [01:45.42] | And frankly,those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. |
| [01:57.00] | Hey,you guys! |
| [01:58.66] | Chandler's coming and he has incredible news. |
| [02:01.80] | So when he gets here, let's all act,like,you know |
| [02:09.71] | What's going on? |
| [02:11.34] | So it's a typical day at work... |
| [02:14.28] | ...and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. |
| [02:19.52] | -That is great! -Congratulations! |
| [02:21.82] | So I quit. |
| [02:24.56] | Why? |
| [02:26.09] | Why? This was a temp job. |
| [02:28.53] | Chandler,you've been there for five years. |
| [02:31.56] | I know,but if I took it,I'd be admitting that this is what I do. |
| [02:41.24] | That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? |
| [02:45.34] | Was it more money? |
| [02:46.91] | Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be a guy who sits in his office... |
| [02:51.68] | ...worrying about the WENUS. |
| [02:56.29] | The "WENUS"? "WENUS"? |
| [02:57.92] | Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term. " |
| [03:02.39] | Oh,that WENUS. |
| [03:05.86] | What will you do? |
| [03:07.27] | I don't know. But I won't figure it out working there. |
| [03:11.84] | I have something you can do! |
| [03:14.27] | I have this new massage client,Steve. |
| [03:18.18] | Anyway,he's opening up a restaurant... |
| [03:21.08] | ...and he's looking for a head chef. |
| [03:26.32] | -Hi,there. -Hi. |
| [03:29.35] | I know. You're a chef and I thought of you first. |
| [03:33.16] | But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now,so.... |
| [03:38.23] | I just don't have a lot of chef-ing experience. |
| [03:41.47] | Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. |
| [03:45.54] | What is he looking for? |
| [03:47.61] | He wants to do something eclectic. |
| [03:50.04] | He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu. |
| [03:54.88] | So,what do you think? |
| [03:58.25] | Thanks. I just don't see myself in a big,white hat. |
| [04:04.79] | Oh,Monica! Guess what? |
| [04:09.73] | a perfect run-up and there he goes,a perfect.... |
| [04:13.93] | Watch stuff like this... |
| [04:15.83] | ...and you realize why evolution is just a theory. |
| [04:23.74] | Can you see my nipples through this shirt? |
| [04:28.55] | No,but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. |
| [04:33.12] | Where are you going? |
| [04:34.79] | I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman,career counselor-a-go-go! |
| [04:41.53] | -I added the "a-go-go." -Career counselor? - |
| [04:44.90] | You guys all know what you want to do. |
| [04:49.93] | You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. |
| [04:53.81] | You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream! |
| [04:57.74] | The lesser-known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. |
| [05:05.88] | "Brian's Song"! |
| [05:10.46] | -The meeting went great? -So great! - |
| [05:13.42] | He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. |
| [05:16.73] | It's not too big or too small. It's just right. |
| [05:20.30] | Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? |
| [05:24.47] | I'm cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. |
| [05:28.11] | Phoebe,he wants you here. It's great. You can make yummy noises. |
| [05:33.01] | -What are you gonna make? -Yummy noises. - |
| [05:37.35] | -And Monica,what are you gonna make? -I don't know. It's gotta be great. |
| [05:42.49] | I know what you can make! I know! |
| [05:45.00] | You should make that thing with the stuff. |
| [05:49.56] | You know that thing with the stuff? |
| [05:54.53] | Okay,I don't know. |
| [05:57.67] | Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? |
| [06:01.04] | How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak,it's free. |
| [06:09.11] | Anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? |
| [06:13.92] | -Who are you going out with? -ls this the bug lady? - |
| [06:17.82] | "I love you,Ross." |
| [06:21.69] | Her name is Celia and she's insect curator at the museum. |
| [06:27.63] | -What are you gonna do? -Go out to dinner... - |
| [06:31.47] | ...then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. |
| [06:37.88] | And he's not speaking metaphorically. |
| [06:42.88] | So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... |
| [06:52.82] | I'm hoping.... |
| [06:58.40] | She'll take one look at his cute, little face and it'll seal the deal. |
| [07:05.10] | Celia,don't worry. He's not gonna hurt you! |
| [07:09.24] | Soothing tones. |
| [07:12.11] | -Here,Marcel. -I can't stand this. |
| [07:16.21] | -He's got his claws on my -Yeah,all right. |
| [07:27.16] | Okay,try this salmon mousse. |
| [07:31.53] | Good. |
| [07:33.06] | Is it better than the other salmon mousse? |
| [07:36.27] | -It's creamier. -Yeah? Well,is that better? - |
| [07:40.30] | I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish. |
| [07:44.74] | I'm just happy I'm keeping it down. |
| [07:53.02] | God,what happened to you? |
| [07:58.12] | ...intelligence tests,personality tests,and what do I learn? |
| [08:03.09] | "You're suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." |
| [08:09.17] | That's so great! You already know how to do that. |
| [08:13.17] | Can you believe it? |
| [08:15.17] | Don't I seem like I should be doing something cool? |
| [08:18.88] | I just always pictured myself doing something.... |
| [08:23.05] | Something! |
| [08:24.52] | Chandler,I know,I know. |
| [08:28.12] | Hey,you can see your nipples through this shirt. |
| [08:35.53] | Maybe this will cheer you up. |
| [08:38.66] | I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5 |
| [08:44.30] | It's supposed to be small. It's a pre-appetizer. |
| [08:47.81] | The French call it an amuse-bouche. |
| [08:53.54] | Well,it is amusing. |
| [09:03.82] | Hi,Wendy. Yeah,8:00. |
| [09:07.89] | What did we say,$10 an hour? |
| [09:10.80] | Okay,great. All right,I'll see you then. |
| [09:14.57] | -$10 an hour for what? -A waitress from work is helping me. - |
| [09:19.47] | Waitressing? |
| [09:24.41] | Of course I thought of you. But.... |
| [09:28.75] | -But.... -But,but.... |
| [09:32.48] | But it's just this night has to go just perfect,you know? |
| [09:37.49] | Wendy's more of a professional waitress. |
| [09:52.54] | I don't mean to brag,but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in '76. |
| [09:59.31] | Took home a bronze. |
| [10:04.42] | Amuse-bouche? |
| [10:23.43] | Talk to me. |
| [10:29.57] | A weird thing happened on the train this morning |
| [10:33.11] | Talk dirty. |
| [10:39.08] | -Here? -Come on. Come on |
| [10:43.39] | Say something hot. |
| [10:48.23] | What? What? |
| [10:56.73] | Vulva. |
| [11:11.58] | Vulva? |
| [11:14.85] | I panicked,all right? She took me by surprise. |
| [11:19.29] | But it wasn't a total loss. We ended up cuddling. |
| [11:23.39] | You cuddled? How many times? |
| [11:27.70] | Shut up. It was nice. |
| [11:30.07] | I don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy. |
| [11:33.34] | Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. |
| [11:38.28] | Or what other people might be doing to each other. |
| [11:41.85] | I'll tell you what. Try something on me. |
| [11:47.52] | Please be kidding. |
| [11:51.69] | Why not? |
| [11:53.16] | Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. |
| [12:04.54] | I'm in my apartment.... |
| [12:07.47] | -Yeah,what else? -You're not there. |
| [12:10.07] | -We're not having this conversation. -All right,I'll start. Ready? - |
| [12:16.78] | Oh,Ross... |
| [12:20.45] | ...you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. |
| [12:29.93] | -Now you say something. -I really don't think so. - |
| [12:33.33] | You like this woman,right? You wanna see her again,right? |
| [12:38.10] | If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? |
| [12:42.64] | Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! |
| [12:48.91] | Okay,turn around. |
| [12:51.82] | I don't want you staring at me. |
| [12:54.49] | All right,I'm not looking. Go ahead. |
| [12:57.39] | Okay. Ok. |
| [13:05.40] | ...to feel your hot,soft skin with my lips. |
| [13:10.20] | There you go. IKeep going,keep going. |
| [13:19.41] | I want to take my tongue and |
| [13:31.66] | Say it. |
| [13:36.00] | Say it! |
| [13:38.43] | run it all over your body... |
| [13:43.50] | ... until you're trembling with |
| [14:05.09] | With? |
| [14:08.89] | -Funny story. -You're not gonna believe this. - |
| [14:12.70] | I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. |
| [14:19.20] | -The trembling thing was nice. -Shut up! - |
| [14:22.51] | That guy from your old job called again. |
| [14:26.24] | -Again? -And again and again and again. |
| [14:35.09] | And again. |
| [14:37.52] | Hey,Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 1 5th floor? |
| [14:42.26] | Yeah,I miss you too. |
| [14:44.13] | It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. |
| [14:50.23] | That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. |
| [14:54.41] | I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab |
| [14:59.34] | That's on top of the year-end bonus? |
| [15:02.58] | Your dream! |
| [15:04.15] | Look,Al,I'm not playing hardball here,okay? |
| [15:07.75] | This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! |
| [15:13.02] | Stop saying numbers! |
| [15:14.73] | I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! |
| [15:18.36] | I'll see you Monday! |
| [15:39.72] | This is a cube! |
| [15:42.25] | Look at this. |
| [15:47.32] | You have a window! |
| [15:50.49] | Yes,indeed-y. With a beautiful view of |
| [15:53.86] | Look! That guy's peeing! |
| [15:57.74] | That's enough of the view. Check this out. |
| [16:01.67] | Okay,sit down here. |
| [16:03.74] | This is great. |
| [16:06.64] | -You ready? -Yeah. |
| [16:09.21] | Helen,could you come in here? |
| [16:17.02] | Thank you,Helen. That'll be all. |
| [16:20.93] | Last time I do that. I promise. |
| [16:28.10] | -She doesn't seem very warm. -I know. She has no personality. - |
| [16:37.34] | Wendy,don't do this to me. |
| [16:40.08] | We had a deal. Yeah,you promised. |
| [16:51.29] | -Who was that? -Wendy bailed. - |
| [16:56.33] | I have no waitress. |
| [16:59.76] | That's too bad. Bye-bye. |
| [17:04.90] | Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! |
| [17:08.41] | I wish I could,but I've made plans to walk around. |
| [17:13.04] | When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. |
| [17:16.41] | I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... |
| [17:21.09] | Twenty dollars an hour. |
| [17:24.25] | Done. |
| [17:32.20] | Hello. Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat? |
| [17:39.40] | -Hi,Steve. -Hello,Monica. - |
| [17:41.57] | Hello,greeter girl. |
| [17:44.38] | -This is Rachel. -Yeah,okay. |
| [17:51.28] | I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of |
| [17:55.79] | Okay,smells. |
| [17:58.59] | -It's a lovely apartment. -Thank you. Would you like a tour? - |
| [18:03.26] | I was just being polite, but all right. |
| [18:09.20] | -What's up? -ln the cab on the way over... - |
| [18:12.20] | ...Steve blazed up a doobie. |
| [18:16.01] | What? 什么? |
| [18:17.54] | Smoked a joint,you know? Lit a bone. Weed,hemp,ganja |
| [18:23.45] | I'm with you,Cheech. |
| [18:27.45] | -Do you think he's gonna be cool? -ls it dry in here? - |
| [18:34.59] | Let me get you some wine. |
| [18:37.03] | I think we're ready for our first course too. |
| [18:42.67] | These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... |
| [18:47.60] | ...with just a touch of minced... |
| [18:55.18] | ...ginger. |
| [18:57.21] | Well,smack my ass and call me Judy! |
| [19:03.59] | -These are fantastic! -Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them. - |
| [19:08.00] | Like them? I could eat 100 of them! |
| [19:13.60] | That's all there is of these... |
| [19:19.84] | "Tartlets"? |
| [19:21.71] | "Tartlets." |
| [19:24.21] | "Tartlets." |
| [19:27.74] | Word has lost all meaning. |
| [19:36.12] | Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? |
| [19:39.19] | You know,I don't know what I'm looking for. |
| [19:58.01] | Cool! Taco shells! |
| [20:02.41] | They're like a little corn envelope,you know? |
| [20:11.16] | You know,if you just wait another 6 1 /2 minutes |
| [20:14.76] | Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! |
| [20:22.33] | -No,we don't. -Oh,okay. - |
| [20:27.14] | Sorry. |
| [20:32.71] | Why don't you just have a seat here? |
| [20:40.92] | -Give me the gummy bears. -No. - |
| [20:46.69] | -Give them to me. -We'll share. - |
| [20:49.03] | -No. Give me the bears. -You can't have any. - |
| [20:52.70] | It's not worth it! |
| [20:55.07] | Bears overboard! They're drowning! |
| [20:59.50] | Don't just stand there. Call 9-1 -1. |
| [21:03.44] | Hey,fellas,grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! |
| [21:07.21] | Help! Help,I'm drowning! |
| [21:12.65] | -That's it! Dinner is over! -What! Why? - |
| [21:16.39] | Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? |
| [21:21.56] | I can't think of an example. |
| [21:23.53] | I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this... |
| [21:27.23] | ...and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a tartlet? |
| [21:39.41] | So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." |
| [21:42.58] | And he told me I harsh-ed his buzz. |
| [21:47.12] | Then I said,"Don't eat that. It's a kitchen magnet." |
| [21:52.52] | And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room. |
| [21:57.66] | -Mon,I'm sorry. -What a tool. - |
| [22:02.27] | -You did the right thing. -You don't wanna work for that guy. - |
| [22:07.47] | I just thought that this was it. |
| [22:10.57] | -Don't worry. You're an amazing chef. -Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. - |
| [22:17.31] | Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? |
| [22:20.42] | Just a question. We'll talk about it later. |
| [22:28.16] | So,how did it go with Celia? |
| [22:31.86] | -I was unbelievable. -All right,Ross! - |
| [22:36.20] | I was the James Michener of dirty talk. |
| [22:39.07] | It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. |
| [22:42.01] | I mean,there were characters, plot lines,themes,a motif. |
| [22:47.54] | At one point,there were villagers. |
| [22:52.08] | And? |
| [22:54.92] | By the time we finished all the dirty talk... |
| [22:58.36] | ...it was late and we were exhausted |
| [23:01.06] | -You cuddled. -Yeah,which was nice. - |
| [23:04.16] | Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? |
| [23:08.07] | -Shouldn't we wait for Chandler? -Where the hell is he? - |
| [23:12.24] | I know what time it is... |
| [23:14.40] | ...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! |
| [23:18.74] | Let me tell you something. |
| [23:20.91] | You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! |
| [23:42.93] | Sorry. How about over here? |
| [23:45.47] | That means it's working. |
| [23:47.50] | -Does this hurt? -No. |
| [23:52.44] | There you go! |
| [24:01.08] | I'm gonna throw up! |
| [02:06.-2] | Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. |
| [02:36.-2] | Does that mean we have to start buying our own toilet paper? |
| [04:48.-2] | I don' t. |
| [05:03.-1] | I love my life! I love my life! |
| [06:50.-4] | Well, I don' t know.... |
| [06:56.-3] | That monkey is a chick magnet. |
| [07:55.-4] | Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests... 8 |
| [09:44.-3] | And I' m maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics. |
| [13:02.-3] | I want Okay, I want... |
| [15:34.-1] | Wow! It' s huge! It' s so much bigger than the cubicle. |
| [17:49.-4] | Everything smells so delicious. |
| [19:16.-2] | ... but in a few minutes, we' ll serve some tartlets. |
| [20:06.-1] | You don' t wanna spoil your appetite. Hey, SugarO' s! |
| [23:41.-3] | How' s this? |
| [23:50.-2] | How about this? |
| [00:02.55] | Coffee. |
| [00:04.05] | Thank you. Cappuccino. |
| [00:07.59] | And a nice, hot cider for Monica. |
| [00:10.82] | Thank you. |
| [00:13.00] | Rach, why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? |
| [00:20.83] | That' s why. |
| [00:23.30] | Sorry. |
| [00:27.14] | The One With The Stoned Guy |
| [01:21.49] | Chandler? |
| [01:23.93] | Miss Tedlock, you look lovely today. |
| [01:26.50] | That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. |
| [01:32.00] | Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. |
| [01:36.88] | If it' s about those prank memos, I wasn' t involved. |
| [01:40.88] | Nothing at all. Really. |
| [01:45.42] | And frankly, those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. |
| [01:57.00] | Hey, you guys! |
| [01:58.66] | Chandler' s coming and he has incredible news. |
| [02:01.80] | So when he gets here, let' s all act, like, you know |
| [02:09.71] | What' s going on? |
| [02:11.34] | So it' s a typical day at work... |
| [02:14.28] | ... and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. |
| [02:19.52] | That is great! Congratulations! |
| [02:21.82] | So I quit. |
| [02:24.56] | Why? |
| [02:26.09] | Why? This was a temp job. |
| [02:28.53] | Chandler, you' ve been there for five years. |
| [02:31.56] | I know, but if I took it, I' d be admitting that this is what I do. |
| [02:41.24] | That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? |
| [02:45.34] | Was it more money? |
| [02:46.91] | Doesn' t matter. I just don' t want to be a guy who sits in his office... |
| [02:51.68] | ... worrying about the WENUS. |
| [02:56.29] | The " WENUS"? " WENUS"? |
| [02:57.92] | Weekly estimated net usage system. It' s a processing term. " |
| [03:02.39] | Oh, that WENUS. |
| [03:05.86] | What will you do? |
| [03:07.27] | I don' t know. But I won' t figure it out working there. |
| [03:11.84] | I have something you can do! |
| [03:14.27] | I have this new massage client, Steve. |
| [03:18.18] | Anyway, he' s opening up a restaurant... |
| [03:21.08] | ... and he' s looking for a head chef. |
| [03:26.32] | Hi, there. Hi. |
| [03:29.35] | I know. You' re a chef and I thought of you first. |
| [03:33.16] | But Chandler' s the one who needs a job right now, so.... |
| [03:38.23] | I just don' t have a lot of chefing experience. |
| [03:41.47] | Unless it' s an alltoast restaurant. |
| [03:45.54] | What is he looking for? |
| [03:47.61] | He wants to do something eclectic. |
| [03:50.04] | He' s looking for someone who can create the entire menu. |
| [03:54.88] | So, what do you think? |
| [03:58.25] | Thanks. I just don' t see myself in a big, white hat. |
| [04:04.79] | Oh, Monica! Guess what? |
| [04:09.73] | a perfect runup and there he goes, a perfect.... |
| [04:13.93] | Watch stuff like this... |
| [04:15.83] | ... and you realize why evolution is just a theory. |
| [04:23.74] | Can you see my nipples through this shirt? |
| [04:28.55] | No, but don' t worry. I' m sure they' re still there. |
| [04:33.12] | Where are you going? |
| [04:34.79] | I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, career counseloragogo! |
| [04:41.53] | I added the " agogo." Career counselor? |
| [04:44.90] | You guys all know what you want to do. |
| [04:49.93] | You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. |
| [04:53.81] | You have goals. You have dreams. I don' t have a dream! |
| [04:57.74] | The lesserknown " I Don' t Have a Dream" speech. |
| [05:05.88] | " Brian' s Song"! |
| [05:10.46] | The meeting went great? So great! |
| [05:13.42] | He showed me where the restaurant' s gonna be. |
| [05:16.73] | It' s not too big or too small. It' s just right. |
| [05:20.30] | Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? |
| [05:24.47] | I' m cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. |
| [05:28.11] | Phoebe, he wants you here. It' s great. You can make yummy noises. |
| [05:33.01] | What are you gonna make? Yummy noises. |
| [05:37.35] | And Monica, what are you gonna make? I don' t know. It' s gotta be great. |
| [05:42.49] | I know what you can make! I know! |
| [05:45.00] | You should make that thing with the stuff. |
| [05:49.56] | You know that thing with the stuff? |
| [05:54.53] | Okay, I don' t know. |
| [05:57.67] | Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? |
| [06:01.04] | How about Tony' s? If you finish a 32ounce steak, it' s free. |
| [06:09.11] | Anyone know a good place if you' re not dating a puma? |
| [06:13.92] | Who are you going out with? ls this the bug lady? |
| [06:17.82] | " I love you, Ross." |
| [06:21.69] | Her name is Celia and she' s insect curator at the museum. |
| [06:27.63] | What are you gonna do? Go out to dinner... |
| [06:31.47] | ... then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. |
| [06:37.88] | And he' s not speaking metaphorically. |
| [06:42.88] | So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... |
| [06:52.82] | I' m hoping.... |
| [06:58.40] | She' ll take one look at his cute, little face and it' ll seal the deal. |
| [07:05.10] | Celia, don' t worry. He' s not gonna hurt you! |
| [07:09.24] | Soothing tones. |
| [07:12.11] | Here, Marcel. I can' t stand this. |
| [07:16.21] | He' s got his claws on my Yeah, all right. |
| [07:27.16] | Okay, try this salmon mousse. |
| [07:31.53] | Good. |
| [07:33.06] | Is it better than the other salmon mousse? |
| [07:36.27] | It' s creamier. Yeah? Well, is that better? |
| [07:40.30] | I don' t know. We' re talking about whipped fish. |
| [07:44.74] | I' m just happy I' m keeping it down. |
| [07:53.02] | God, what happened to you? |
| [07:58.12] | ... intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? |
| [08:03.09] | " You' re suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." |
| [08:09.17] | That' s so great! You already know how to do that. |
| [08:13.17] | Can you believe it? |
| [08:15.17] | Don' t I seem like I should be doing something cool? |
| [08:18.88] | I just always pictured myself doing something.... |
| [08:23.05] | Something! |
| [08:24.52] | Chandler, I know, I know. |
| [08:28.12] | Hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. |
| [08:35.53] | Maybe this will cheer you up. |
| [08:38.66] | I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5 |
| [08:44.30] | It' s supposed to be small. It' s a preappetizer. |
| [08:47.81] | The French call it an amusebouche. |
| [08:53.54] | Well, it is amusing. |
| [09:03.82] | Hi, Wendy. Yeah, 8: 00. |
| [09:07.89] | What did we say, 10 an hour? |
| [09:10.80] | Okay, great. All right, I' ll see you then. |
| [09:14.57] | 10 an hour for what? A waitress from work is helping me. |
| [09:19.47] | Waitressing? |
| [09:24.41] | Of course I thought of you. But.... |
| [09:28.75] | But.... But, but.... |
| [09:32.48] | But it' s just this night has to go just perfect, you know? |
| [09:37.49] | Wendy' s more of a professional waitress. |
| [09:52.54] | I don' t mean to brag, but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in ' 76. |
| [09:59.31] | Took home a bronze. |
| [10:04.42] | Amusebouche? |
| [10:23.43] | Talk to me. |
| [10:29.57] | A weird thing happened on the train this morning |
| [10:33.11] | Talk dirty. |
| [10:39.08] | Here? Come on. Come on |
| [10:43.39] | Say something hot. |
| [10:48.23] | What? What? |
| [10:56.73] | Vulva. |
| [11:11.58] | Vulva? |
| [11:14.85] | I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise. |
| [11:19.29] | But it wasn' t a total loss. We ended up cuddling. |
| [11:23.39] | You cuddled? How many times? |
| [11:27.70] | Shut up. It was nice. |
| [11:30.07] | I don' t think I' m a dirtytalking kind of guy. |
| [11:33.34] | Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. |
| [11:38.28] | Or what other people might be doing to each other. |
| [11:41.85] | I' ll tell you what. Try something on me. |
| [11:47.52] | Please be kidding. |
| [11:51.69] | Why not? |
| [11:53.16] | Just close your eyes and tell me what you' d like to be doing right now. |
| [12:04.54] | I' m in my apartment.... |
| [12:07.47] | Yeah, what else? You' re not there. |
| [12:10.07] | We' re not having this conversation. All right, I' ll start. Ready? |
| [12:16.78] | Oh, Ross... |
| [12:20.45] | ... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. |
| [12:29.93] | Now you say something. I really don' t think so. |
| [12:33.33] | You like this woman, right? You wanna see her again, right? |
| [12:38.10] | If you can' t talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? |
| [12:42.64] | Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! |
| [12:48.91] | Okay, turn around. |
| [12:51.82] | I don' t want you staring at me. |
| [12:54.49] | All right, I' m not looking. Go ahead. |
| [12:57.39] | Okay. Ok. |
| [13:05.40] | ... to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. |
| [13:10.20] | There you go. IKeep going, keep going. |
| [13:19.41] | I want to take my tongue and |
| [13:31.66] | Say it. |
| [13:36.00] | Say it! |
| [13:38.43] | run it all over your body... |
| [13:43.50] | ... until you' re trembling with |
| [14:05.09] | With? |
| [14:08.89] | Funny story. You' re not gonna believe this. |
| [14:12.70] | I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. |
| [14:19.20] | The trembling thing was nice. Shut up! |
| [14:22.51] | That guy from your old job called again. |
| [14:26.24] | Again? And again and again and again. |
| [14:35.09] | And again. |
| [14:37.52] | Hey, Mr. Costilick. How' s life on the 1 5th floor? |
| [14:42.26] | Yeah, I miss you too. |
| [14:44.13] | It' s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. |
| [14:50.23] | That' s very generous. But this isn' t about the money. |
| [14:54.41] | I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab |
| [14:59.34] | That' s on top of the yearend bonus? |
| [15:02.58] | Your dream! |
| [15:04.15] | Look, Al, I' m not playing hardball here, okay? |
| [15:07.75] | This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! |
| [15:13.02] | Stop saying numbers! |
| [15:14.73] | I' m telling you, you' ve got the wrong guy! |
| [15:18.36] | I' ll see you Monday! |
| [15:39.72] | This is a cube! |
| [15:42.25] | Look at this. |
| [15:47.32] | You have a window! |
| [15:50.49] | Yes, indeedy. With a beautiful view of |
| [15:53.86] | Look! That guy' s peeing! |
| [15:57.74] | That' s enough of the view. Check this out. |
| [16:01.67] | Okay, sit down here. |
| [16:03.74] | This is great. |
| [16:06.64] | You ready? Yeah. |
| [16:09.21] | Helen, could you come in here? |
| [16:17.02] | Thank you, Helen. That' ll be all. |
| [16:20.93] | Last time I do that. I promise. |
| [16:28.10] | She doesn' t seem very warm. I know. She has no personality. |
| [16:37.34] | Wendy, don' t do this to me. |
| [16:40.08] | We had a deal. Yeah, you promised. |
| [16:51.29] | Who was that? Wendy bailed. |
| [16:56.33] | I have no waitress. |
| [16:59.76] | That' s too bad. Byebye. |
| [17:04.90] | Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! |
| [17:08.41] | I wish I could, but I' ve made plans to walk around. |
| [17:13.04] | When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. |
| [17:16.41] | I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... |
| [17:21.09] | Twenty dollars an hour. |
| [17:24.25] | Done. |
| [17:32.20] | Hello. Welcome to Monica' s. May I take your coat? |
| [17:39.40] | Hi, Steve. Hello, Monica. |
| [17:41.57] | Hello, greeter girl. |
| [17:44.38] | This is Rachel. Yeah, okay. |
| [17:51.28] | I can' t remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of |
| [17:55.79] | Okay, smells. |
| [17:58.59] | It' s a lovely apartment. Thank you. Would you like a tour? |
| [18:03.26] | I was just being polite, but all right. |
| [18:09.20] | What' s up? ln the cab on the way over... |
| [18:12.20] | ... Steve blazed up a doobie. |
| [18:16.01] | What? shén me? |
| [18:17.54] | Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja |
| [18:23.45] | I' m with you, Cheech. |
| [18:27.45] | Do you think he' s gonna be cool? ls it dry in here? |
| [18:34.59] | Let me get you some wine. |
| [18:37.03] | I think we' re ready for our first course too. |
| [18:42.67] | These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... |
| [18:47.60] | ... with just a touch of minced... |
| [18:55.18] | ... ginger. |
| [18:57.21] | Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! |
| [19:03.59] | These are fantastic! Gosh! I' m so glad you liked them. |
| [19:08.00] | Like them? I could eat 100 of them! |
| [19:13.60] | That' s all there is of these... |
| [19:19.84] | " Tartlets"? |
| [19:21.71] | " Tartlets." |
| [19:24.21] | " Tartlets." |
| [19:27.74] | Word has lost all meaning. |
| [19:36.12] | Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? |
| [19:39.19] | You know, I don' t know what I' m looking for. |
| [19:58.01] | Cool! Taco shells! |
| [20:02.41] | They' re like a little corn envelope, you know? |
| [20:11.16] | You know, if you just wait another 6 1 2 minutes |
| [20:14.76] | Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! |
| [20:22.33] | No, we don' t. Oh, okay. |
| [20:27.14] | Sorry. |
| [20:32.71] | Why don' t you just have a seat here? |
| [20:40.92] | Give me the gummy bears. No. |
| [20:46.69] | Give them to me. We' ll share. |
| [20:49.03] | No. Give me the bears. You can' t have any. |
| [20:52.70] | It' s not worth it! |
| [20:55.07] | Bears overboard! They' re drowning! |
| [20:59.50] | Don' t just stand there. Call 91 1. |
| [21:03.44] | Hey, fellas, grab onto a SugarO! Save yourselves! |
| [21:07.21] | Help! Help, I' m drowning! |
| [21:12.65] | That' s it! Dinner is over! What! Why? |
| [21:16.39] | Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? |
| [21:21.56] | I can' t think of an example. |
| [21:23.53] | I' ve waited seven years for an opportunity like this... |
| [21:27.23] | ... and you can' t wait 4 1 2 minutes for a tartlet? |
| [21:39.41] | So I told him, " I' m sorry. That' s how I feel." |
| [21:42.58] | And he told me I harshed his buzz. |
| [21:47.12] | Then I said," Don' t eat that. It' s a kitchen magnet." |
| [21:52.52] | And he didn' t listen, so we left him in the emergency room. |
| [21:57.66] | Mon, I' m sorry. What a tool. |
| [22:02.27] | You did the right thing. You don' t wanna work for that guy. |
| [22:07.47] | I just thought that this was it. |
| [22:10.57] | Don' t worry. You' re an amazing chef. Those yummy noises? I wasn' t faking. |
| [22:17.31] | Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? |
| [22:20.42] | Just a question. We' ll talk about it later. |
| [22:28.16] | So, how did it go with Celia? |
| [22:31.86] | I was unbelievable. All right, Ross! |
| [22:36.20] | I was the James Michener of dirty talk. |
| [22:39.07] | It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. |
| [22:42.01] | I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. |
| [22:47.54] | At one point, there were villagers. |
| [22:52.08] | And? |
| [22:54.92] | By the time we finished all the dirty talk... |
| [22:58.36] | ... it was late and we were exhausted |
| [23:01.06] | You cuddled. Yeah, which was nice. |
| [23:04.16] | Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? |
| [23:08.07] | Shouldn' t we wait for Chandler? Where the hell is he? |
| [23:12.24] | I know what time it is... |
| [23:14.40] | ... but I' m looking at the WENUS and I' m not happy! |
| [23:18.74] | Let me tell you something. |
| [23:20.91] | You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! |
| [23:42.93] | Sorry. How about over here? |
| [23:45.47] | That means it' s working. |
| [23:47.50] | Does this hurt? No. |
| [23:52.44] | There you go! |
| [24:01.08] | I' m gonna throw up! |
| [00:02.55] | kā fēi |
| [00:04.05] | xiè xiè kǎ bù qí nuò |
| [00:07.59] | mó nī kǎ de rè píng guǒ jiǔ |
| [00:10.82] | xiè xiè |
| [00:13.00] | ruì qiū, wèi hé wǒ de ròu guì bàng shàng yǒu xiàng pí cā? |
| [00:20.83] | zhè jiù shì yuán yīn, |
| [00:23.30] | duì bù qǐ |
| [00:27.14] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 15 jí kè |
| [01:21.49] | qián dé |
| [01:23.93] | tài luò kè xiǎo jiě, nǐ jīn tiān zhēn piào liàng |
| [01:26.50] | wǒ néng shuō zhè jiàn yī fú zhēn hǎo kàn ma? |
| [01:32.00] | kē sī tè. lì kè xiān shēng xī wàng nǐ zài xià bān hòu néng dào tā bàn gōng shì qù |
| [01:36.88] | rú guǒ tā shì wèi gǎo xiào bèi wàng lù bú shì wǒ gàn de, |
| [01:40.88] | hé wǒ wán quán méi yǒu guān xi. zhēn de. |
| [01:45.42] | fú lán kè, bàn gōng shì lǐ méi yǒu dì fāng róng nà zhèi xiē è zuò jù. |
| [01:57.00] | gè wèi, |
| [01:58.66] | qián dé shuō tā yǒu tiān dà de hǎo xiāo xī |
| [02:01.80] | suǒ yǐ tā lái de shí hòu wǒ men jiù |
| [02:06.-2] | bù guǎn le, zhè yí dìng hěn yǒu yì sī. |
| [02:09.71] | dào dǐ zěn me le |
| [02:11.34] | jīn tiān hé píng cháng méi shén me liǎng yàng |
| [02:14.28] | rán hòu ài ěr jiào wǒ dào tā bàn gōng shì shuō tā yào wǒ dāng diàn nǎo chǔ lǐ de zhǔ guǎn |
| [02:19.52] | zhēn shì tài hǎo le gōng xǐ... |
| [02:21.82] | suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù cí zhí bù gàn le |
| [02:24.56] | wèi shí me? |
| [02:26.09] | wèi shí me? yīn wèi zhè zhǐ shì zàn shí de gōng zuò |
| [02:28.53] | qián dé, nǐ yǐ zài gōng sī wǔ nián le |
| [02:31.56] | wǒ zhī dào, dàn jiē shòu shēng zhí bù jiù chéng rèn zhè jiù shì wǒ de mù dì |
| [02:36.-2] | zhè shì bú shì yì wèi zhe wǒ men bì xū kāi shǐ zì jǐ gòu mǎi shǒu zhǐ |
| [02:41.24] | nà shi yǒu dà zhào piān de qiáo yī. dān? |
| [02:45.34] | zhè nà bú shì néng zhuàn gèng duō qián? |
| [02:46.91] | wǒ bù zài hu, wǒ bù xiǎng chéng wéi zuò zài bàn gōng shì dào wǔ yè |
| [02:51.68] | dān xīn" WEENUS" de rén |
| [02:56.29] | |
| [02:57.92] | měi zhōu gū jì jìng zhí shǐ yòng xì tǒng" zhè shì diàn nǎo chǔ lǐ de shù yǔ |
| [03:02.39] | ó, nà gè shì" WENUS" a |
| [03:05.86] | nǐ yǒu hé dǎ suàn? |
| [03:07.27] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào gāi zěn me bàn wǒ zhǐ zhī dào wǒ bú huì zài dài zài na r gōng zuò le |
| [03:11.84] | wǒ yǒu yī fèn nǐ kě yǐ zuò de gōng zuò |
| [03:14.27] | wǒ de xīn àn mó kè hù shǐ dì fēn |
| [03:18.18] | tā kāi le yī jiā cān tīng |
| [03:21.08] | tā zhèng zài xún zhǎo zǒng chú shī |
| [03:26.32] | nǐ hǎo nǐ hǎo. |
| [03:29.35] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ shì gè chú shī, ér qiě wǒ xiān xiǎng dào nǐ |
| [03:33.16] | dàn qián dé mù qián méi yǒu gōng zuò suǒ yǐ... |
| [03:38.23] | wǒ méi yǒu tài duō chú shī de jīng yàn |
| [03:41.47] | chú fēi nà shi yī jiā zhǐ mài tǔ sī de cān tīng |
| [03:45.54] | tā xiǎng yào shén me cài sè? |
| [03:47.61] | tā xiǎng yào cài sè fēng fù duō biàn |
| [03:50.04] | yīn cǐ tā zài zhǎo yí gè néng chuàng zào chū zhěng gè cài dān de rén |
| [03:54.88] | yì xià rú hé? |
| [03:58.25] | xiè le. wǒ dà gài méi zī gé dài bái sè dà mào ba wú fǎ shèng rèn |
| [04:04.79] | mó nī kǎ, kǎo lǜ kǎo lǜ? |
| [04:09.73] | yí gè wán měi dí jī lěi, rán hòu jiù zì rán ér rán chū xiàn le, wán měi dí |
| [04:13.93] | kàn kàn zhè gè |
| [04:15.83] | nǐ jiù zhī dào wèi shí me biàn gé jǐn jǐn shì lǐ lùn shàng de shì qíng le. |
| [04:23.74] | nǐ néng tòu guò chèn shān kàn jiàn wǒ de ma? |
| [04:28.55] | kàn bú jiàn, dàn bié dān xīn, tā men hái zài |
| [04:33.12] | nǐ yào shàng nǎ ér qù, xī zhuāng bǐ tǐng xiān shēng? |
| [04:34.79] | wǒ hé luó bó tí màn bó shì yǒu yuē, qiú zhí gù wèn ā gē ge |
| [04:41.53] | ā gē ge shì wǒ jiā de qiú zhí gù wèn? |
| [04:44.90] | nǐ men dōu yǐ zhǎo dào rén shēng de fāng xiàng |
| [04:48.-2] | hái méi |
| [04:49.93] | zài kè tīng lǐ de gè wèi quán dōu zhī dào wèi lái gāi zěn me zǒu |
| [04:53.81] | nǐ men yǒu mù biāo, yǒu mèng xiǎng, dàn wǒ què méi yǒu mèng xiǎng |
| [04:57.74] | shǎo jiàn de" wǒ méi yǒu mèng xiǎng" yǎn shuō |
| [05:03.-1] | wǒ ài wǒ de rén shēng! wǒ ài wǒ de rén shēng! |
| [05:05.88] | bù lái ēn de gē |
| [05:10.46] | jiàn miàn dí jié guǒ rú hé? xiāng dāng shùn lì |
| [05:13.42] | tā gào sù wǒ wèi lái cān tīng de wèi zhì |
| [05:16.73] | jiù zài dì shí jiē bù tài dà yě bù tài xiǎo, dà xiǎo shì zhōng |
| [05:20.30] | qián rèn lǎo bǎn shì jīn fà nǚ rén hé jǐ zhǐ xióng ma? |
| [05:24.47] | zhōu yī wǒ men yào zhǔ yī cān ràng tā pǐn cháng yǒu diǎn xiàng shì miàn shì |
| [05:28.11] | fēi bǐ, tā yě yào nǐ zài chǎng zhè yàng duì wǒ yǒu hǎo chù yīn wèi nǐ kě yǐ fā chū hǎo chī de zàn tàn shēng |
| [05:33.01] | nǐ dǎ suàn zuò shí mǒ? hǎo chī de shēng yīn. |
| [05:37.35] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ yào zuò shí mǒ cài? wǒ yě bù zhī dào, dàn yí dìng huì hěn bàng de |
| [05:42.49] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ kě yǐ zuò shí mǒ le! |
| [05:45.00] | nǐ yīng gāi yòng nèi xiē dōng xī zuò zhè gè. |
| [05:49.56] | nǐ zhī dào yòng nèi xiē dōng xī zuò de zhè gè? |
| [05:54.53] | hǎo ba, wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [05:57.67] | gè wèi, shéi zhī dào fù jìn yǒu yuē huì de jué jiā dì diǎn? |
| [06:01.04] | dōng ní cān tīng rú hé? chī xià 32 àng sī de niú pái jiù miǎn fèi |
| [06:09.11] | shéi zhī dào hé měi zhōu bào yuē huì, nǎ ér shì hǎo dì diǎn? |
| [06:13.92] | nǐ yào hé shuí yuē huì? shì kūn chóng nǚ? |
| [06:17.82] | wǒ ài nǐ, luó sī |
| [06:21.69] | tā jiào xī lì yà, bú shì kūn chóng nǚ tā shì kūn chóng bó wù guǎn de |
| [06:27.63] | nǐ men dǎ suàn rú hé gòng dù? chū qù chī wǎn cān |
| [06:31.47] | rán hòu dài tā huí wǒ de zhù chù jiè shào wǒ de hóu zi gěi tā rèn shi |
| [06:37.88] | tā méi yòng àn shì |
| [06:42.88] | huí nǐ de zhù chù? nǐ xiǎng... |
| [06:50.-4] | wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [06:52.82] | wǒ xī wàng |
| [06:56.-3] | gào sù nǐ, nà hóu zi shì mèi lì shí zú |
| [06:58.40] | tā kàn jiàn tā nà máo róng róng kě ài de xiǎo liǎn rán hòu yī qiè jiù gǎo dìng |
| [07:05.10] | xī lì yà, bié dān xīn, tā bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [07:09.24] | yòng ān fǔ de yǔ diào |
| [07:12.11] | guò lái, mǎ xiū wǒ shòu bù liǎo le. |
| [07:16.21] | tā de zhuǎ zǐ zài wǒ de guāi.. |
| [07:27.16] | shì shì zhè guī yú mù sī |
| [07:31.53] | hǎo chī |
| [07:33.06] | bǐ qí tā de guī yú mù sī hǎo chī? |
| [07:36.27] | gèng huá gèng róu shì ma? zhè yàng gèng hǎo? |
| [07:40.30] | wǒ bù zhī dào. wǒ men zài tán yī tiáo jiǎo chéng pào mò de yú |
| [07:44.74] | wǒ néng bù tǔ chū lái jiù yǐ jīng bù cuò le |
| [07:53.02] | tiān a, nǐ zěn me le? |
| [07:55.-4] | gè bàn xiǎo shí de xìng xiàng cè yàn |
| [07:58.12] | zhì lì cè yàn, gè xìng cè yàn, wǒ liǎo jiě le shén me? |
| [08:03.09] | nǐ shì hé zài dà xíng kuà guó gōng sī zī liào chǔ lǐ bù mén fāng miàn fā zhǎn |
| [08:09.17] | zhè tài hǎo le yīn wèi nǐ yǐ zhī dào gāi rú hé zuò |
| [08:13.17] | nǐ men néng xiāng xìn ma? |
| [08:15.17] | wǒ bù xiàng shì zuò nà zhǒng kù gōng zuò de rén ma? |
| [08:18.88] | wǒ zǒng shì xiǎng xiàng zì jǐ néng zuò diǎn shì qíng |
| [08:23.05] | shì qíng! |
| [08:24.52] | qián dé, wǒ zhī dào |
| [08:28.12] | hāi, nǐ kě yǐ tòu guò nǐ de chèn shān kàn zì jǐ de |
| [08:35.53] | zhè gè huò xǔ néng ràng nǐ kāi xīn diǎn |
| [08:38.66] | xiǎo shí qián wǒ chī le yī kē pú táo suǒ yǐ wǒ zuì hǎo gāi hé nǐ píng fēn |
| [08:44.30] | tā běn lái jiù yīng gāi nà me xiǎo zhè shì cān qián kāi wèi cài |
| [08:47.81] | fǎ guó rén chēng tā wèi" ā mǔ zī bù xǔ" |
| [08:53.54] | zhè jiǎn zhí shì tài shén qí le |
| [09:03.82] | wēn dì, duì, bā diǎn |
| [09:07.89] | wǒ men bú shì shuō guò ma? měi xiǎo shí shí kuài |
| [09:10.80] | hěn hǎo, zài jiàn le |
| [09:14.57] | shén me měi xiǎo shí shí kuài? wǒ qǐng cān tīng lǐ de nǚ fú wù shēng bāng máng |
| [09:19.47] | fú wù shēng? |
| [09:24.41] | dāng rán wǒ kǎo lǜ guò nǐ. dàn... |
| [09:28.75] | dàn shì dàn shì shén me? |
| [09:32.48] | dàn shì zhè jīn wǎn yí dìng yào zuò dào wán měi, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [09:37.49] | wēn dì de jīng yàn fēng fù, shì gè zhí yè fú wù shēng |
| [09:44.-3] | wǒ yīng gāi jì xù bǎo chí yè yú de zī tài jiāng lái cái néng zài ào yùn huì shàng dàng fú wù shēng |
| [09:52.54] | wǒ bù xiǎng zì chuī zì léi dàn wǒ zài 76 nián de yīn sī bù lǔ kè dāng guò fú wù shēng |
| [09:59.31] | dài huí jiā yí kuài tóng pái. |
| [10:04.42] | ā mǔ zī bù xǔ? |
| [10:23.43] | hé wǒ shuō huà |
| [10:29.57] | zǎo shàng wǒ zuò dì tiě shí fā shēng le yī jiàn guǐ yì de shì |
| [10:33.11] | shuō wěi xiè de huà |
| [10:39.08] | zhè lǐ? duì. |
| [10:43.39] | shuō diǎn huǒ là de |
| [10:48.23] | shén me? shén me? |
| [10:56.73] | . |
| [11:11.58] | ? |
| [11:14.85] | wǒ dāng shí hǎo hài pà, tā xià le wǒ yī tiào |
| [11:19.29] | dàn bìng wèi wán quán shī qù zì wǒ. wǒ men yǐ ài fǔ shōu chǎng |
| [11:23.39] | ài fǔ? jǐ cì? |
| [11:27.70] | bì zuǐ, nà zhǒng gǎn jué hǎo hǎo |
| [11:30.07] | wǒ bú shì nà zhǒng jiǎng wěi xiè huà de rén |
| [11:33.34] | nǐ zhǐ yào shuō chū nǐ xiǎng duì tā rú hé huò shì nǐ xiǎng tā duì nǐ rú hé |
| [11:38.28] | huò shì bié rén xiǎng duì bǐ cǐ rú hé |
| [11:41.85] | zhè yàng ba, duì wǒ shuō ba |
| [11:47.52] | kāi shén me wán xiào |
| [11:51.69] | yǒu hé bù kě, |
| [11:53.16] | zhǐ yào bì shang yǎn jīng gào sù wǒ xiàn zài nǐ xiǎng gàn shén me |
| [12:04.54] | hǎo ba wǒ zài wǒ de zhù chù |
| [12:07.47] | rán hòu ne? nǐ bù zài nà li. |
| [12:10.07] | wǒ men zài jìn xíng zhè yàng de tán huà hǎo de, wǒ yào kāi shǐ le, zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [12:16.78] | ō, luó sī |
| [12:20.45] | nǐ ràng wǒ yù huǒ fén shēn, wǒ yào nǐ |
| [12:29.93] | gāi nǐ le wǒ kàn hái shì suàn le ba |
| [12:33.33] | nǐ xǐ huān tā ba? xiǎng zài jiàn dào tā ma? |
| [12:38.10] | rú guǒ nǐ wú fǎ duì wǒ shuō chū hěn xiè de huà nǐ rú hé duì tā shuō ne? |
| [12:42.64] | shuō nǐ xiǎng ài fǔ wǒ de |
| [12:48.91] | hǎo ba, zhuǎn guò qù |
| [12:51.82] | wǒ bù xiǎng nǐ dīng zhe wǒ kàn |
| [12:54.49] | hǎo ba, wǒ bù kàn, shuō ba |
| [12:57.39] | |
| [13:02.-3] | wǒ yào... |
| [13:05.40] | yòng wǒ de shuāng chún gǎn jué nǐ nà guāng huá de pí fū |
| [13:10.20] | zhè jiù duì le, jì xù |
| [13:19.41] | wǒ yào yòng wǒ de shé tou |
| [13:31.66] | kuài shuō a |
| [13:36.00] | kuài shuō |
| [13:38.43] | tiǎn biàn nǐ de quán shēn |
| [13:43.50] | zhí dào nǐ chàn dǒu |
| [14:05.09] | rán hòu ne? |
| [14:08.89] | zhēn hǎo xiào nǐ bú huì xiāng xìn de |
| [14:12.70] | wǒ yī xiàng zàn chéng nǐ men liǎng gè xiǎo zi jiāo wǎng |
| [14:19.20] | chàn dǒu nà yī duàn bù cuò bì zuǐ! |
| [14:22.51] | nǐ shuì jiào shí lǎo dōng jiā yòu dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [14:26.24] | yòu dǎ lái? yī biàn yòu yī biàn. |
| [14:35.09] | yòu dǎ lái le |
| [14:37.52] | kē xiān shēng, 15 lóu de qíng kuàng rú hé? |
| [14:42.26] | wǒ yě xiǎng niàn nǐ. |
| [14:44.13] | duì, tōu jiā lǐ de bǐ bù gòu cì jī |
| [14:50.23] | nǐ zhēn kāng kǎi, dàn zhè bú shì qián de wèn tí |
| [14:54.41] | wǒ xū yào de bù zhǐ shì yī fèn gōng zuò wǒ yào de shì wǒ zhēn zhèng xiǎng yào de |
| [14:59.34] | zhè shì nǐ shāo zǎo tí guò de nián zhōng hóng lì zhī wài de jīn tiē? |
| [15:02.58] | nǐ de mèng xiǎng |
| [15:04.15] | ài ěr, wǒ bú shì zài gù yì wéi nán nǐ |
| [15:07.75] | zhè bú shì jiāo shè, zhè jiào jù jué |
| [15:13.02] | bù, bié zài jiǎng shù zì le |
| [15:14.73] | gào sù nǐ, nǐ kàn cuò rén le |
| [15:18.36] | xīng qī yī jiàn |
| [15:34.-1] | hǎo dà, bǐ xiǎo gé zi dà duō le |
| [15:39.72] | zhè shì yí gè gé jiān! |
| [15:42.25] | kàn zhè lǐ. |
| [15:47.32] | nǐ yǒu chuāng hù! |
| [15:50.49] | méi cuò, hái yǒu měi lì de fēng |
| [15:53.86] | kàn, yǒu rén zài xiǎo biàn |
| [15:57.74] | fēng jǐng kàn gòu le, kàn zhè gè |
| [16:01.67] | zuò xià |
| [16:03.74] | zhè gè zuì kù, |
| [16:06.64] | zhǔn bèi hǎo méi? hǎo le |
| [16:09.21] | hǎi lún, néng jìn lái yī xià ma? |
| [16:17.02] | xiè xiè nǐ, hǎi lún, méi shì le |
| [16:20.93] | zuì hòu yī cì le, wǒ bǎo zhèng |
| [16:28.10] | tā kàn qǐ lái bù zěn me rè qíng wǒ zhī dào. tā méi yǒu gè xìng. |
| [16:37.34] | wēn dì, bú yào zhè yàng duì wǒ. |
| [16:40.08] | wǒ men yuē hǎo de. nǐ dā yìng guò wǒ |
| [16:51.29] | nà shi shuí? pàn tú wēn dì |
| [16:56.33] | wǒ méi fú wù shēng le |
| [16:59.76] | zhēn shì tài zāo gāo le. zài jiàn |
| [17:04.90] | yī xiǎo shí shí yuán! yī xiǎo shí shí èr yuán! |
| [17:08.41] | wǒ xī wàng kě yǐ dàn wǒ yǐ jīng jì huà hǎo qù zǒu zǒu |
| [17:13.04] | nǐ táo hūn zhī hòu wǒ yī zhí guān xīn nǐ |
| [17:16.41] | wǒ ràng nǐ yǒu dì fāng zhù rú guǒ zhè yàng duì nǐ réng háo wú yì yì |
| [17:21.09] | yī xiǎo shí èr shí yuán |
| [17:24.25] | chéng jiāo |
| [17:32.20] | huān yíng guāng lín mó ní kǎ de chú fáng wǒ néng ná nǐ de wài tào ma? |
| [17:39.40] | shǐ dì fū mó nī kǎ |
| [17:41.57] | zhāo dài xiǎo jiě |
| [17:44.38] | tā jiào ruì qiū hǎo de, |
| [17:49.-4] | wèi dào hǎo xiāng |
| [17:51.28] | wǒ zǎo yǐ wàng jì zhè zhǒng |
| [17:55.79] | xiāng wèi |
| [17:58.59] | zhè fáng zǐ zhēn piào liàng xiè xiè, xiǎng cān guān yī xià ma? |
| [18:03.26] | wǒ zhǐ shì kè tào yī xià, dàn, hǎo ba |
| [18:09.20] | zěn me le? tā zuò jì chéng chē lái shí |
| [18:12.20] | rán le yī gēn cǎo |
| [18:16.01] | shén me? |
| [18:17.54] | chōu le yī gēn hǎo le, wǒ dǒng |
| [18:23.45] | wǒ hé nǐ zài yì qǐ, cheech. |
| [18:27.45] | nǐ rèn wéi tā huì lěng jìng ma? zhè lǐ hěn gān zào ma? |
| [18:34.59] | wǒ lái wèi nǐ dào bēi jiǔ |
| [18:37.03] | wǒ men kě yǐ shàng dì yī dào cài le |
| [18:42.67] | zhèi xiē shì shí xiā xiǎo fāng jiǎo |
| [18:47.60] | yán wēi tiáo wèi jiàng jiā shang yì diǎn diǎn |
| [18:55.18] | suì jiāng |
| [18:57.21] | dǎ wǒ jiào wǒ zhū dì |
| [19:03.59] | zhēn shì tài hǎo chī le wǒ zhēn gāo xìng nǐ xǐ huān |
| [19:08.00] | xǐ huān? wǒ kě yǐ chī xià shàng bǎi gè |
| [19:13.60] | zhǐ yǒu zhè yī xiē |
| [19:16.-2] | dàn zài guò 8 fēn bàn zhōng wǒ men jiù huì xiàn shàng měi wèi de yáng cōng xiàn bǐng |
| [19:19.84] | xiàn bǐng... |
| [19:21.71] | xiàn bǐng... |
| [19:24.21] | xiàn bǐng... |
| [19:27.74] | wén zì dōu yǐ shī qù yì yì |
| [19:36.12] | qǐng wèn xū yào rèn hé bāng máng ma? |
| [19:39.19] | nǐ kàn, wǒ yě bù zhī dào zì jǐ zài zhǎo shén me |
| [19:58.01] | kù, mò xī gē xiàn bǐng |
| [20:02.41] | zhè gè jiù xiàng shì yù mǐ juǎn |
| [20:06.-1] | nǐ bù gāi yǐng xiǎng shí yù. táng ōu |
| [20:11.16] | zài děng 6 fēn zhōng bàn |
| [20:14.76] | gān lào tōng xīn miàn! wǒ men yào zuò zhè gè |
| [20:22.33] | bù, wǒ men bù zuò ó, hǎo ba. |
| [20:27.14] | bào qiàn |
| [20:32.71] | wǒ men hé bù zuò zhè ér |
| [20:40.92] | xiǎo xióng ruǎn táng gěi wǒ bù |
| [20:46.69] | bǎ tā gěi wǒ hǎo ba, fēn nǐ yī bàn |
| [20:49.03] | xiǎo xióng gěi wǒ nǐ bù néng quán bù qiǎng zǒu |
| [20:52.70] | zhè yàng bù zhí de! |
| [20:55.07] | xiǎo xióng luò shuǐ le, tā men kuài yān sǐ le |
| [20:59.50] | bú yào zhàn zài nà li. dǎ 911. |
| [21:03.44] | hāi, huǒ jì men, zhuā zhù táng ōu táo mìng a! |
| [21:07.21] | jiù mìng a.... wǒ yān shuǐ le |
| [21:12.65] | wǒ shòu gòu le, wǎn cān jié shù shén me? wèi shí me? |
| [21:16.39] | shén me? shì xiǎng yī xià wǒ dào nǐ de bàn gōng shì rán hòu kāi shǐ...? |
| [21:21.56] | wǒ xiǎng bù chū yí gè hé shì de lì zi. |
| [21:23.53] | zhè jī huì wǒ yǐ děng le qī nián |
| [21:27.23] | ér nǐ què děng bù liǎo sì fēn bàn zhōng zhī hòu zài chī yáng cōng xiàn bǐng |
| [21:39.41] | suǒ yǐ wǒ gēn tā shuō, " duì bù qǐ. zhè jiù shì wǒ de gǎn shòu." |
| [21:42.58] | tā jū rán shuō wǒ shēng yīn tài cì ěr gǎo dé tā ěr duǒ wēng wēng jiào |
| [21:47.12] | rán hòu wǒ shuō," bié chī zhè gè, zhè shì chú fáng cí tiě" |
| [21:52.52] | jié guǒ tā bù tīng, wǒ men zhǐ hǎo bǎ tā liú zài jí jiù shì le. |
| [21:57.66] | mó ní kǎ, duì bù qǐ zhēn shì gè wáng bā dàn |
| [22:02.27] | nǐ zuò de hěn duì nǐ bú huì xiǎng wèi nà zhǒng rén gōng zuò de |
| [22:07.47] | wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ de jī huì lái le |
| [22:10.57] | bú yào dān xīn. nǐ shì gè liǎo bù qǐ de chú shī jì de nèi xiē zàn měi dí shēng yīn? wǒ bú shì zhuāng de |
| [22:17.31] | wǒ néng ná dào quán shí sān xiǎo shí gōng zī ma? |
| [22:20.42] | zhǐ shì yí gè wèn tí ér yǐ. wǒ men yǐ hòu zài shuō. |
| [22:28.16] | hé xī lì yà de zhuàng kuàng rú hé? |
| [22:31.86] | wǒ jiǎn zhí shì tài shén le gàn dé hǎo, luó sī! |
| [22:36.20] | wǒ jiù xiàng shì zhān mǔ sī mì qí ní yí yàng mǎn kǒu hěn xiè de huà |
| [22:39.07] | tiān xià zuì jù qiǎo sī de wěi xiè huà |
| [22:42.01] | yǒu rén wù, jù qíng, zhǔ tí |
| [22:47.54] | qí zhōng yī duàn de zhǔ jué shì cūn fū yǔ cūn gū |
| [22:52.08] | rán hòu ne? |
| [22:54.92] | wěi xiè huà jiǎng wán hòu yǐ jīng hěn wǎn le |
| [22:58.36] | ér qiě wǒ men yě yǐ jīng pí lì jié suǒ yǐ |
| [23:01.06] | nǐ men ài fǔ? nà zhǒng gǎn jué hǎo hǎo |
| [23:04.16] | nǐ men xiǎng kàn wǎn chǎng diàn yǐng ma? |
| [23:08.07] | huò xǔ ba, dàn wǒ men bú shì gāi děng qián dé? tā dào dǐ pǎo nǎ ér qù le? |
| [23:12.24] | wǒ zhī dào xiàn zài jǐ diǎn |
| [23:14.40] | dàn wǒ kàn zhe WENUS ér qiě wǒ xiāng dāng bù gāo xìng |
| [23:18.74] | zhēn de? gào sù nǐ ba |
| [23:20.91] | nǐ huì zài hu shì yīn wèi wǒ zài hu, míng bái le ma? hěn hǎo! |
| [23:41.-3] | zhè yàng rú hé? |
| [23:42.93] | bù hǎo yì sī, zhè biān nà? |
| [23:45.47] | zhè jiù shuō míng yǒu xiào guǒ le. |
| [23:47.50] | tòng bù tòng? bù tòng. |
| [23:50.-2] | zhè yàng ne? |
| [23:52.44] | shuǎng la! |
| [24:01.08] | shuǎng dāi le!! |