[03:56.-4] | -What? -Joey cried last night. - |
[05:47.-3] | Here we go. |
[07:08.-2] | Sorry to break up this party,but I've got to go fax resumes before work. |
[09:55.-2] | You believe what a jerk Ross was being? |
[10:34.-4] | Saks Fifth Avenue. |
[12:16.-1] | Ross,could we please listen to anything else? |
[14:34.-4] | Could you be any smugger? |
[20:28.-2] | Five-card draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante. |
[24:21.-2] | Airport '77! Airport '79! |
[00:14.16] | We're running low on resumes. |
[00:16.53] | You want a job with Popular Mechanics? |
[00:19.50] | If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones. |
[00:23.94] | Guys,I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore. |
[00:28.81] | I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." |
[00:34.68] | -Paper cut! Paper cut! -Here. |
[00:40.89] | Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice! |
[00:44.66] | Okay,we're almost done. Only 20 more to go. |
[00:48.03] | -Rach,did you proofread these? -Yeah. Why? - |
[00:53.13] | Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your "compuper" skills. |
[00:58.20] | Oh,my God! Do you think it's on all of them? |
[01:06.41] | No,I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. |
[01:19.66] | The One With the Poker |
[02:09.27] | They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you. |
[02:24.69] | -Hey,guys. -Hey. |
[02:27.46] | Hi,ladies. |
[02:29.26] | Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail? |
[02:32.93] | -Lots of responses. -Really? Sure,we have scones left! - |
[02:37.84] | Read them. |
[02:39.04] | "Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However" |
[02:44.44] | -We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah,yeah! No. - |
[02:53.02] | -What? -Your Visa bill is huge! - |
[02:56.72] | Give me that. |
[02:58.36] | Linda's great. Why won't you go out with her? |
[03:01.73] | -I don't know. -ls this about her... - |
[03:04.23] | ... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? |
[03:07.73] | It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me... |
[03:12.57] | ...who gets my heart pounding. |
[03:15.67] | Who makes me.... |
[03:19.28] | Little playthings with yarn? |
[03:23.35] | What? |
[03:24.92] | Could you want her more? |
[03:28.19] | Who? |
[03:29.39] | Dee,the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!. |
[03:40.33] | Look,I'm totally over her. |
[03:43.30] | -Hi! -Coffee? |
[03:44.80] | -No,we're fine. -Okay. - |
[03:52.71] | -Shut up! -We're not saying anything. - |
[03:59.88] | -Thank you. -We were playing poker - |
[04:03.45] | There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. |
[04:07.93] | You should have seen him. "Read them and weep!" |
[04:11.60] | And then he did. |
[04:14.63] | Now,how come you guys have never played poker with us? |
[04:18.64] | Yeah,what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? |
[04:22.94] | -It's poker,so only guys can play? -No. Women can play. - |
[04:27.31] | Then,what is it? Some kind of,like, some kind of,you know |
[04:32.28] | All right,what is it? |
[04:35.79] | There are just no women in our game. |
[04:38.12] | We just don't know any women who know how to play poker. |
[04:42.13] | That is a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response. |
[04:45.76] | Do you know how to play? |
[04:48.30] | No. |
[04:51.27] | -But you could teach us. -No. - |
[04:59.08] | Okay,so now we draw cards. |
[05:06.25] | So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight. |
[05:09.12] | -Oh,good for you! -Congratulations! |
[05:14.49] | -Pheebs,how many do you want? -I just need two. - |
[05:18.53] | The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. |
[05:23.30] | -No,you can't -I have the 10 of spades! Here. - |
[05:26.84] | Thanks! |
[05:29.81] | -No,you can't do that. -Don't need them. I'm going for fours. - |
[05:34.65] | Oh,you're |
[05:37.62] | You're going for fours. Chandler,could you? Thanks,man. |
[05:48.33] | We've got salmon roulettes and crudites. |
[05:51.63] | What are you doing? |
[05:53.67] | In poker,there's no food with more than one syllable. |
[05:57.70] | It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz |
[06:03.04] | I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz." |
[06:09.68] | Now the dealer |
[06:11.15] | We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks! |
[06:15.09] | You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy. |
[06:23.80] | But I'm ready. So just deal. |
[06:26.93] | Okay,last-minute lesson! Joey.... |
[06:30.17] | Three. |
[06:31.80] | Eight. |
[06:33.37] | Eight. Three. All right,very good. |
[06:40.61] | Damn it,damn it,damn it! |
[06:42.68] | Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was |
[06:46.42] | Yes? |
[06:48.32] | Downright gutsy. |
[06:52.92] | -I see,so you were lying. -About what? |
[06:56.13] | -About how good your cards were. -I was bluffing. - |
[07:00.23] | And what is bluffing? |
[07:04.57] | Is it not another word for lying? |
[07:13.38] | -We've got to settle. -Settle what? |
[07:17.45] | The Jamestown colony of Virginia. |
[07:21.79] | See,King George is giving us the land.... |
[07:27.66] | -The game,Rachel. You owe us money. -Right. - |
[07:32.03] | It's their first time. Let's forget about the money. |
[07:35.90] | Hell,no. We'll pay! |
[07:38.74] | Monica,I had another answer all ready. |
[07:43.44] | And you know what? We want a rematch. |
[07:46.28] | That's fine with me. Could use some money. |
[07:51.42] | -You're enjoying this,aren't you? -Well,yeah,I am. - |
[07:56.85] | So you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends. |
[08:02.66] | Yes,and I get my ya-yas from KEA. |
[08:07.43] | You have to put them together yourself,but they cost less. |
[08:12.17] | Look,this is poker. I play to win. |
[08:15.24] | For me to win, others have to lose. |
[08:17.91] | If you're gonna play, don't expect me to be nice. |
[08:21.65] | Because once those cards are dealt.... |
[08:33.76] | Yeah? |
[08:38.46] | I'm not a nice guy. |
[08:47.47] | All right,let's eat. |
[08:49.34] | Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? |
[08:53.61] | -You still on that? -What was with that Black Bart speech? - |
[08:57.65] | "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy." |
[09:01.75] | You're way off. |
[09:03.39] | No,I don't think so, because I think you love her! |
[09:07.76] | No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore. |
[09:12.66] | I just |
[09:13.93] | Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? |
[09:17.47] | You are not putting that on again. |
[09:20.17] | If you press that button, you are in very big trouble. |
[09:57.81] | -Yeah,I know. -He can get really competitive. - |
[10:03.81] | What? |
[10:05.68] | "Hello,kettle? This is Monica. You're black!" |
[10:09.12] | Please! |
[10:13.66] | I'm not as bad as Ross. |
[10:16.03] | I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? |
[10:20.00] | That wasn't an incident. |
[10:22.00] | I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. |
[10:30.34] | -I got an interview! -You're kidding! Where? - |
[10:36.91] | Oh,Rachel! |
[10:39.08] | It's like the mother ship is calling you home. |
[10:46.02] | -What's the job? -Assistant buyer. - |
[10:50.60] | I would be shopping! |
[10:54.13] | For a living! |
[10:57.94] | That's Aunt lris. She's been playing poker since she was 5. |
[11:02.11] | You've got to listen to every word she says. |
[11:05.58] | -ls Tony Randall dead? -I don't think so. - |
[11:08.68] | -He may be now. I hit him with my car. -My God,really? - |
[11:12.55] | No,that's bluffing. Lesson number one. |
[11:17.39] | Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! |
[11:23.09] | -Nice earrings. -Thank you. |
[11:27.83] | -Girls,sit down. -Aunt lris,this is Phoebe and Rachel. - |
[11:32.80] | Listen,I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay? |
[11:37.58] | We'll start with five-card draw. |
[11:40.24] | Then we'll go into the studs and the hold 'ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan. |
[11:46.38] | Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing. |
[11:54.56] | How is Nathan? |
[11:55.86] | Now he thinks he's a man in a woman's body. |
[11:59.63] | Don't you mean a woman in a man's body? |
[12:03.17] | It should be so simple. |
[12:19.62] | All right. |
[12:37.50] | I'm gonna pay for that tonight. |
[12:45.11] | Hi. Guys,guess what? |
[12:47.78] | The fifth dentist caved,and now they're all recommending Trident? |
[12:58.62] | No,the interview! |
[13:01.13] | Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me. |
[13:04.20] | We talked for over two hours. We've the same taste in clothes. |
[13:08.30] | And I went to camp with her cousin. |
[13:10.94] | -The job is perfect! I can do this. -That's great! - |
[13:15.61] | -Then she told a funny story. -Great,tell us and we'll laugh. - |
[13:19.91] | Let's play poker! |
[13:23.38] | Listen,we talked about it and if you don't wanna play,it's okay. |
[13:28.09] | Yes,we can play some other game. Like Pictionary? |
[13:34.83] | Very funny. |
[13:36.39] | -But we'd like to try poker again. -Yes,I think we should. - |
[13:40.63] | -Do you want me to shuffle those? -That's okay,I'm gonna give it a go. - |
[13:55.18] | So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00. |
[13:58.38] | And Rachel,you owe 1 5 big ones! |
[14:02.22] | Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. We gotta play that other way. |
[14:08.39] | All right,here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed. |
[14:12.50] | -What? -I cursed it! |
[14:16.47] | Now bad things will happen to the spender. |
[14:19.64] | I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. |
[14:24.04] | This way,I can split them up with a movie. |
[14:27.14] | So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine,who owes 1 5. |
[14:36.72] | Let's see. Rach,I'm opening up a new art gallery... |
[14:40.52] | ...and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton. |
[14:47.06] | It's so typical. "I'm a man! I have a penis! |
[14:51.44] | I have to win money to exert my power over women!" |
[14:58.71] | This isn't over. |
[15:00.58] | We'll play you again. We'll win. You'll lose. |
[15:03.85] | You'll beg. We'll laugh. |
[15:05.78] | We'll take every last dime you have. And you'll hate yourselves forever! |
[15:13.19] | Kind of stepped on my point there,Mon. |
[15:16.49] | I can't believe you lost! How much did they take? |
[15:20.10] | Like 30 bucks. |
[15:22.20] | -I'll give you that money back. -Really? - |
[15:25.10] | No,I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap! |
[15:31.74] | -Hand me the cards! -Can l? |
[15:34.58] | Yes! |
[15:42.45] | Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing. |
[15:48.66] | No,that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh,monkey boy. |
[15:55.90] | Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? |
[15:59.27] | You guys,look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. |
[16:04.64] | Right. Serious poker. |
[16:06.71] | -Mon,got any more of those salmon? -You want to eat or play poker? - |
[16:11.62] | -Where are you going? -To the bathroom. - |
[16:15.00] | Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? |
[16:18.00] | Go to the bathroom. |
[16:22.00] | -Well,I'm gonna order a pizza. -No! - |
[16:24.80] | I'm waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9:00. Eat then. |
[16:29.90] | That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. |
[16:34.81] | All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. |
[16:39.34] | Yes! |
[16:41.55] | Or no. |
[16:45.35] | -All right! Your money's mine,Greene. -Your fly's open,Geller. - |
[16:56.36] | You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a "J"! |
[17:04.70] | Coincidence? |
[17:07.44] | That's jo-incidence with a "C"! |
[17:21.92] | -Phoebe? -Yeah,I'm out. |
[17:26.19] | -I'm in. -Me too. - |
[17:29.03] | Me too. What do you got? |
[17:31.56] | You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. |
[17:39.20] | Well,well,well! |
[17:41.11] | Hop back in,bucko, because I got four sixes! |
[17:46.11] | I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh,my God! |
[17:50.35] | You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile. |
[17:53.65] | Look! |
[17:55.02] | I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. |
[18:01.33] | Well,I have got your money And you'll never see it |
[18:05.40] | And your fly's still open |
[18:07.90] | I made you look |
[18:12.74] | -I'm in. -I couldn't be in-er. - |
[18:15.54] | Monica,in or out? |
[18:18.54] | I hate this game! |
[18:28.49] | Joey,your bet. |
[18:30.12] | I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach... |
[18:33.62] | ... by a fat guy with sores on his face. |
[18:40.10] | I'm out. |
[18:42.87] | -Ross? -I'm very in. |
[18:46.67] | -Chandler? -Couldn't be more out. |
[18:49.14] | Me too. Rachel? |
[18:52.34] | I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck? |
[18:59.28] | No,not this time. What did you have? |
[19:02.25] | -I'm not telling. -Show them. - |
[19:04.35] | -No. -Show them! |
[19:05.62] | -Get your hands out of there! -I've had dates like this. - |
[19:11.93] | Boy,you really can't stand to lose,can you? |
[19:15.27] | Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple! |
[19:20.74] | Plus,that shirt doesn't really match those pants. |
[19:27.91] | -I'm not losing. -You're definitely losing. - |
[19:31.45] | Hello. Rachel Greene. |
[19:35.29] | Excuse me. It's about the job! |
[19:38.76] | Barbara,hi! How are you? |
[19:45.90] | No,I understand. |
[19:49.70] | Come on. No,I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah. |
[19:54.17] | But if anything else opens up,please |
[19:58.14] | Hello? |
[20:17.93] | Sorry,Rach. |
[20:19.63] | There's gonna be lots of other stuff. |
[20:22.77] | Okay. |
[20:25.24] | Where were we? Where were we? |
[20:34.58] | -Look,Rach,we don't have to do this. -Yes,we do. - |
[20:41.62] | -All right. Check. -Check. |
[20:44.09] | -I'm in for 50 cents. -Call. |
[20:47.42] | I'm in. |
[20:49.63] | I see your 50 cents... |
[20:52.43] | ...and I raise you $5. |
[20:56.77] | I thought it was a 50-cent limit. |
[20:59.30] | I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5. |
[21:02.44] | Does anyone have a problem with that? |
[21:05.48] | -Not at all. -No. - |
[21:11.85] | Loser? |
[21:21.26] | -No,I fold. -What do you mean,you fold? - |
[21:25.36] | I thought that,"Once the cards are dealt,I'm not a nice guy." |
[21:30.00] | Were you just full of it? |
[21:45.72] | I'm in. |
[21:47.62] | -How many do you want? -One. - |
[21:51.29] | Dealer takes two. |
[21:53.59] | -What do you bet? -I bet $2. - |
[21:58.16] | Okay. I see your $2... |
[22:01.27] | ...and I raise you... |
[22:05.27] | ... 20. |
[22:11.78] | I see your $20... |
[22:14.71] | ... raise you $25. |
[22:22.19] | I see your $25 and Monica,get my purse. |
[22:32.06] | Rachel,there's nothing in it. |
[22:35.73] | Okay,then get me your purse. |
[22:43.24] | -Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you. |
[22:46.64] | I saw your $25 and I raise you... |
[22:50.75] | ...seven. … |
[22:53.32] | teen! 1 |
[23:02.93] | Joey,I'm a little shy. |
[23:05.83] | That's okay,Ross. You can ask me. |
[23:14.94] | -What do you need? -1 5. -要多少? -15块 |
[23:17.11] | -Here's 10. -I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块 |
[23:19.24] | -Thank you. -Good luck. - |
[23:22.35] | I am calling your 1 7. |
[23:25.28] | What do you got? |
[23:37.69] | Full house. |
[23:46.17] | You got me. |
[23:58.45] | -That's tough to beat. -I thought we had it! - |
[24:01.45] | When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. |
[24:05.56] | But look how happy she is. |
[24:17.87] | -Airmail. -Airplane. Airport. Airport '75! |
[24:24.81] | Time's up! |
[24:26.61] | Bye Bye Birdie! |
[24:31.08] | That's a bird? |
[24:33.38] | That's a bird! |
[24:36.42] | Okay,it's my turn. |
[24:40.39] | Go! |
[24:44.03] | Bean! Bean! |
[24:47.90] | The Unbearable Lightness of Being! |
[24:53.64] | That you get? |
[24:55.54] | That you get?! |
[03:56.-4] | What? Joey cried last night. |
[05:47.-3] | Here we go. |
[07:08.-2] | Sorry to break up this party, but I' ve got to go fax resumes before work. |
[09:55.-2] | You believe what a jerk Ross was being? |
[10:34.-4] | Saks Fifth Avenue. |
[12:16.-1] | Ross, could we please listen to anything else? |
[14:34.-4] | Could you be any smugger? |
[20:28.-2] | Fivecard draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante. |
[24:21.-2] | Airport ' 77! Airport ' 79! |
[00:14.16] | We' re running low on resumes. |
[00:16.53] | You want a job with Popular Mechanics? |
[00:19.50] | If you' re gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones. |
[00:23.94] | Guys, I' m going for anything here. I can' t be a waitress anymore. |
[00:28.81] | I' m sick of the lousy tips. I' m sick of being called " Excuse Me." |
[00:34.68] | Paper cut! Paper cut! Here. |
[00:40.89] | Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice! |
[00:44.66] | Okay, we' re almost done. Only 20 more to go. |
[00:48.03] | Rach, did you proofread these? Yeah. Why? |
[00:53.13] | Nothing. I' m sure they' ll be impressed with your " compuper" skills. |
[00:58.20] | Oh, my God! Do you think it' s on all of them? |
[01:06.41] | No, I' m sure the Xerox machine caught a few. |
[01:19.66] | The One With the Poker |
[02:09.27] | They call this a love seat but I' m not feeling anything special towards you. |
[02:24.69] | Hey, guys. Hey. |
[02:27.46] | Hi, ladies. |
[02:29.26] | Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail? |
[02:32.93] | Lots of responses. Really? Sure, we have scones left! |
[02:37.84] | Read them. |
[02:39.04] | " Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However" |
[02:44.44] | We have apple cinnamon " Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No. |
[02:53.02] | What? Your Visa bill is huge! |
[02:56.72] | Give me that. |
[02:58.36] | Linda' s great. Why won' t you go out with her? |
[03:01.73] | I don' t know. ls this about her... |
[03:04.23] | ... " The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? |
[03:07.73] | It' s not just that. I want someone who does something for me... |
[03:12.57] | ... who gets my heart pounding. |
[03:15.67] | Who makes me.... |
[03:19.28] | Little playthings with yarn? |
[03:23.35] | What? |
[03:24.92] | Could you want her more? |
[03:28.19] | Who? |
[03:29.39] | Dee, the sarcastic sister from What' s Happening!!. |
[03:40.33] | Look, I' m totally over her. |
[03:43.30] | Hi! Coffee? |
[03:44.80] | No, we' re fine. Okay. |
[03:52.71] | Shut up! We' re not saying anything. |
[03:59.88] | Thank you. We were playing poker |
[04:03.45] | There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. |
[04:07.93] | You should have seen him. " Read them and weep!" |
[04:11.60] | And then he did. |
[04:14.63] | Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? |
[04:18.64] | Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? |
[04:22.94] | It' s poker, so only guys can play? No. Women can play. |
[04:27.31] | Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know |
[04:32.28] | All right, what is it? |
[04:35.79] | There are just no women in our game. |
[04:38.12] | We just don' t know any women who know how to play poker. |
[04:42.13] | That is a lame excuse. It' s a typical guy response. |
[04:45.76] | Do you know how to play? |
[04:48.30] | No. |
[04:51.27] | But you could teach us. No. |
[04:59.08] | Okay, so now we draw cards. |
[05:06.25] | So I wouldn' t need any. I have a straight. |
[05:09.12] | Oh, good for you! Congratulations! |
[05:14.49] | Pheebs, how many do you want? I just need two. |
[05:18.53] | The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. |
[05:23.30] | No, you can' t I have the 10 of spades! Here. |
[05:26.84] | Thanks! |
[05:29.81] | No, you can' t do that. Don' t need them. I' m going for fours. |
[05:34.65] | Oh, you' re |
[05:37.62] | You' re going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man. |
[05:48.33] | We' ve got salmon roulettes and crudites. |
[05:51.63] | What are you doing? |
[05:53.67] | In poker, there' s no food with more than one syllable. |
[05:57.70] | It' s got to be like chips or dip or pretz |
[06:03.04] | I hope you' ll let it slide just this once. I was all out of " pretz." |
[06:09.68] | Now the dealer |
[06:11.15] | We got it. Let' s play for real. High stakes. Big bucks! |
[06:15.09] | You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn' t look happy. |
[06:23.80] | But I' m ready. So just deal. |
[06:26.93] | Okay, lastminute lesson! Joey.... |
[06:30.17] | Three. |
[06:31.80] | Eight. |
[06:33.37] | Eight. Three. All right, very good. |
[06:40.61] | Damn it, damn it, damn it! |
[06:42.68] | Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was |
[06:46.42] | Yes? |
[06:48.32] | Downright gutsy. |
[06:52.92] | I see, so you were lying. About what? |
[06:56.13] | About how good your cards were. I was bluffing. |
[07:00.23] | And what is bluffing? |
[07:04.57] | Is it not another word for lying? |
[07:13.38] | We' ve got to settle. Settle what? |
[07:17.45] | The Jamestown colony of Virginia. |
[07:21.79] | See, King George is giving us the land.... |
[07:27.66] | The game, Rachel. You owe us money. Right. |
[07:32.03] | It' s their first time. Let' s forget about the money. |
[07:35.90] | Hell, no. We' ll pay! |
[07:38.74] | Monica, I had another answer all ready. |
[07:43.44] | And you know what? We want a rematch. |
[07:46.28] | That' s fine with me. Could use some money. |
[07:51.42] | You' re enjoying this, aren' t you? Well, yeah, I am. |
[07:56.85] | So you get your yayas by taking money from your friends. |
[08:02.66] | Yes, and I get my yayas from KEA. |
[08:07.43] | You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less. |
[08:12.17] | Look, this is poker. I play to win. |
[08:15.24] | For me to win, others have to lose. |
[08:17.91] | If you' re gonna play, don' t expect me to be nice. |
[08:21.65] | Because once those cards are dealt.... |
[08:33.76] | Yeah? |
[08:38.46] | I' m not a nice guy. |
[08:47.47] | All right, let' s eat. |
[08:49.34] | Did you get that from the " I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? |
[08:53.61] | You still on that? What was with that Black Bart speech? |
[08:57.65] | " When I play poker, I' m not a nice guy." |
[09:01.75] | You' re way off. |
[09:03.39] | No, I don' t think so, because I think you love her! |
[09:07.76] | No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore. |
[09:12.66] | I just |
[09:13.93] | Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? |
[09:17.47] | You are not putting that on again. |
[09:20.17] | If you press that button, you are in very big trouble. |
[09:57.81] | Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive. |
[10:03.81] | What? |
[10:05.68] | " Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You' re black!" |
[10:09.12] | Please! |
[10:13.66] | I' m not as bad as Ross. |
[10:16.03] | I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? |
[10:20.00] | That wasn' t an incident. |
[10:22.00] | I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. |
[10:30.34] | I got an interview! You' re kidding! Where? |
[10:36.91] | Oh, Rachel! |
[10:39.08] | It' s like the mother ship is calling you home. |
[10:46.02] | What' s the job? Assistant buyer. |
[10:50.60] | I would be shopping! |
[10:54.13] | For a living! |
[10:57.94] | That' s Aunt lris. She' s been playing poker since she was 5. |
[11:02.11] | You' ve got to listen to every word she says. |
[11:05.58] | ls Tony Randall dead? I don' t think so. |
[11:08.68] | He may be now. I hit him with my car. My God, really? |
[11:12.55] | No, that' s bluffing. Lesson number one. |
[11:17.39] | Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! |
[11:23.09] | Nice earrings. Thank you. |
[11:27.83] | Girls, sit down. Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. |
[11:32.80] | Listen, I' m parked at a meter. Let' s do it. Okay? |
[11:37.58] | We' ll start with fivecard draw. |
[11:40.24] | Then we' ll go into the studs and the hold ' ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan. |
[11:46.38] | Don' t touch the cards when somebody is dealing. |
[11:54.56] | How is Nathan? |
[11:55.86] | Now he thinks he' s a man in a woman' s body. |
[11:59.63] | Don' t you mean a woman in a man' s body? |
[12:03.17] | It should be so simple. |
[12:19.62] | All right. |
[12:37.50] | I' m gonna pay for that tonight. |
[12:45.11] | Hi. Guys, guess what? |
[12:47.78] | The fifth dentist caved, and now they' re all recommending Trident? |
[12:58.62] | No, the interview! |
[13:01.13] | Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me. |
[13:04.20] | We talked for over two hours. We' ve the same taste in clothes. |
[13:08.30] | And I went to camp with her cousin. |
[13:10.94] | The job is perfect! I can do this. That' s great! |
[13:15.61] | Then she told a funny story. Great, tell us and we' ll laugh. |
[13:19.91] | Let' s play poker! |
[13:23.38] | Listen, we talked about it and if you don' t wanna play, it' s okay. |
[13:28.09] | Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary? |
[13:34.83] | Very funny. |
[13:36.39] | But we' d like to try poker again. Yes, I think we should. |
[13:40.63] | Do you want me to shuffle those? That' s okay, I' m gonna give it a go. |
[13:55.18] | So Pheebs owes 7. 50. Monica owes 10. 00. |
[13:58.38] | And Rachel, you owe 1 5 big ones! |
[14:02.22] | Thanks for teaching us CrossEyed Mary. We gotta play that other way. |
[14:08.39] | All right, here' s my 7. 50. But this money is cursed. |
[14:12.50] | What? I cursed it! |
[14:16.47] | Now bad things will happen to the spender. |
[14:19.64] | I' ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. |
[14:24.04] | This way, I can split them up with a movie. |
[14:27.14] | So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 1 5. |
[14:36.72] | Let' s see. Rach, I' m opening up a new art gallery... |
[14:40.52] | ... and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton. |
[14:47.06] | It' s so typical. " I' m a man! I have a penis! |
[14:51.44] | I have to win money to exert my power over women!" |
[14:58.71] | This isn' t over. |
[15:00.58] | We' ll play you again. We' ll win. You' ll lose. |
[15:03.85] | You' ll beg. We' ll laugh. |
[15:05.78] | We' ll take every last dime you have. And you' ll hate yourselves forever! |
[15:13.19] | Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. |
[15:16.49] | I can' t believe you lost! How much did they take? |
[15:20.10] | Like 30 bucks. |
[15:22.20] | I' ll give you that money back. Really? |
[15:25.10] | No, I' m bluffing! You guys haven' t learned crap! |
[15:31.74] | Hand me the cards! Can l? |
[15:34.58] | Yes! |
[15:42.45] | Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing. |
[15:48.66] | No, that' s fine. We' ll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. |
[15:55.90] | Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? |
[15:59.27] | You guys, look! The oneeyed jack follows me wherever I go. |
[16:04.64] | Right. Serious poker. |
[16:06.71] | Mon, got any more of those salmon? You want to eat or play poker? |
[16:11.62] | Where are you going? To the bathroom. |
[16:15.00] | Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? |
[16:18.00] | Go to the bathroom. |
[16:22.00] | Well, I' m gonna order a pizza. No! |
[16:24.80] | I' m waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9: 00. Eat then. |
[16:29.90] | That' s fine. I' ll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. |
[16:34.81] | All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante. |
[16:39.34] | Yes! |
[16:41.55] | Or no. |
[16:45.35] | All right! Your money' s mine, Greene. Your fly' s open, Geller. |
[16:56.36] | You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a " J"! |
[17:04.70] | Coincidence? |
[17:07.44] | That' s joincidence with a " C"! |
[17:21.92] | Phoebe? Yeah, I' m out. |
[17:26.19] | I' m in. Me too. |
[17:29.03] | Me too. What do you got? |
[17:31.56] | You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. |
[17:39.20] | Well, well, well! |
[17:41.11] | Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! |
[17:46.11] | I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh, my God! |
[17:50.35] | You know what? I' ll make a little Ross pile. |
[17:53.65] | Look! |
[17:55.02] | I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. |
[18:01.33] | Well, I have got your money And you' ll never see it |
[18:05.40] | And your fly' s still open |
[18:07.90] | I made you look |
[18:12.74] | I' m in. I couldn' t be iner. |
[18:15.54] | Monica, in or out? |
[18:18.54] | I hate this game! |
[18:28.49] | Joey, your bet. |
[18:30.12] | I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach... |
[18:33.62] | ... by a fat guy with sores on his face. |
[18:40.10] | I' m out. |
[18:42.87] | Ross? I' m very in. |
[18:46.67] | Chandler? Couldn' t be more out. |
[18:49.14] | Me too. Rachel? |
[18:52.34] | I will see you and I' ll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck? |
[18:59.28] | No, not this time. What did you have? |
[19:02.25] | I' m not telling. Show them. |
[19:04.35] | No. Show them! |
[19:05.62] | Get your hands out of there! I' ve had dates like this. |
[19:11.93] | Boy, you really can' t stand to lose, can you? |
[19:15.27] | Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple! |
[19:20.74] | Plus, that shirt doesn' t really match those pants. |
[19:27.91] | I' m not losing. You' re definitely losing. |
[19:31.45] | Hello. Rachel Greene. |
[19:35.29] | Excuse me. It' s about the job! |
[19:38.76] | Barbara, hi! How are you? |
[19:45.90] | No, I understand. |
[19:49.70] | Come on. No, I' m fine. Don' t be silly. Yeah. |
[19:54.17] | But if anything else opens up, please |
[19:58.14] | Hello? |
[20:17.93] | Sorry, Rach. |
[20:19.63] | There' s gonna be lots of other stuff. |
[20:22.77] | Okay. |
[20:25.24] | Where were we? Where were we? |
[20:34.58] | Look, Rach, we don' t have to do this. Yes, we do. |
[20:41.62] | All right. Check. Check. |
[20:44.09] | I' m in for 50 cents. Call. |
[20:47.42] | I' m in. |
[20:49.63] | I see your 50 cents... |
[20:52.43] | ... and I raise you 5. |
[20:56.77] | I thought it was a 50cent limit. |
[20:59.30] | I just lost a job, I' d like to raise it 5. |
[21:02.44] | Does anyone have a problem with that? |
[21:05.48] | Not at all. No. |
[21:11.85] | Loser? |
[21:21.26] | No, I fold. What do you mean, you fold? |
[21:25.36] | I thought that," Once the cards are dealt, I' m not a nice guy." |
[21:30.00] | Were you just full of it? |
[21:45.72] | I' m in. |
[21:47.62] | How many do you want? One. |
[21:51.29] | Dealer takes two. |
[21:53.59] | What do you bet? I bet 2. |
[21:58.16] | Okay. I see your 2... |
[22:01.27] | ... and I raise you... |
[22:05.27] | ... 20. |
[22:11.78] | I see your 20... |
[22:14.71] | ... raise you 25. |
[22:22.19] | I see your 25 and Monica, get my purse. |
[22:32.06] | Rachel, there' s nothing in it. |
[22:35.73] | Okay, then get me your purse. |
[22:43.24] | Here you go. Good luck! Thank you. |
[22:46.64] | I saw your 25 and I raise you... |
[22:50.75] | ... seven. |
[22:53.32] | teen! 1 |
[23:02.93] | Joey, I' m a little shy. |
[23:05.83] | That' s okay, Ross. You can ask me. |
[23:14.94] | What do you need? 1 5. yao duo shao? 15 kuai |
[23:17.11] | Here' s 10. I got 5. zhe li you 10 kuai wo zhe li you 5 kuai |
[23:19.24] | Thank you. Good luck. |
[23:22.35] | I am calling your 1 7. |
[23:25.28] | What do you got? |
[23:37.69] | Full house. |
[23:46.17] | You got me. |
[23:58.45] | That' s tough to beat. I thought we had it! |
[24:01.45] | When you don' t have the cards, you don' t have the cards. |
[24:05.56] | But look how happy she is. |
[24:17.87] | Airmail. Airplane. Airport. Airport ' 75! |
[24:24.81] | Time' s up! |
[24:26.61] | Bye Bye Birdie! |
[24:31.08] | That' s a bird? |
[24:33.38] | That' s a bird! |
[24:36.42] | Okay, it' s my turn. |
[24:40.39] | Go! |
[24:44.03] | Bean! Bean! |
[24:47.90] | The Unbearable Lightness of Being! |
[24:53.64] | That you get? |
[24:55.54] | That you get?! |
[03:56.-4] | What? Joey cried last night. |
[05:47.-3] | Here we go. |
[07:08.-2] | Sorry to break up this party, but I' ve got to go fax resumes before work. |
[09:55.-2] | You believe what a jerk Ross was being? |
[10:34.-4] | Saks Fifth Avenue. |
[12:16.-1] | Ross, could we please listen to anything else? |
[14:34.-4] | Could you be any smugger? |
[20:28.-2] | Fivecard draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante. |
[24:21.-2] | Airport ' 77! Airport ' 79! |
[00:14.16] | We' re running low on resumes. |
[00:16.53] | You want a job with Popular Mechanics? |
[00:19.50] | If you' re gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones. |
[00:23.94] | Guys, I' m going for anything here. I can' t be a waitress anymore. |
[00:28.81] | I' m sick of the lousy tips. I' m sick of being called " Excuse Me." |
[00:34.68] | Paper cut! Paper cut! Here. |
[00:40.89] | Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice! |
[00:44.66] | Okay, we' re almost done. Only 20 more to go. |
[00:48.03] | Rach, did you proofread these? Yeah. Why? |
[00:53.13] | Nothing. I' m sure they' ll be impressed with your " compuper" skills. |
[00:58.20] | Oh, my God! Do you think it' s on all of them? |
[01:06.41] | No, I' m sure the Xerox machine caught a few. |
[01:19.66] | The One With the Poker |
[02:09.27] | They call this a love seat but I' m not feeling anything special towards you. |
[02:24.69] | Hey, guys. Hey. |
[02:27.46] | Hi, ladies. |
[02:29.26] | Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail? |
[02:32.93] | Lots of responses. Really? Sure, we have scones left! |
[02:37.84] | Read them. |
[02:39.04] | " Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However" |
[02:44.44] | We have apple cinnamon " Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No. |
[02:53.02] | What? Your Visa bill is huge! |
[02:56.72] | Give me that. |
[02:58.36] | Linda' s great. Why won' t you go out with her? |
[03:01.73] | I don' t know. ls this about her... |
[03:04.23] | ... " The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? |
[03:07.73] | It' s not just that. I want someone who does something for me... |
[03:12.57] | ... who gets my heart pounding. |
[03:15.67] | Who makes me.... |
[03:19.28] | Little playthings with yarn? |
[03:23.35] | What? |
[03:24.92] | Could you want her more? |
[03:28.19] | Who? |
[03:29.39] | Dee, the sarcastic sister from What' s Happening!!. |
[03:40.33] | Look, I' m totally over her. |
[03:43.30] | Hi! Coffee? |
[03:44.80] | No, we' re fine. Okay. |
[03:52.71] | Shut up! We' re not saying anything. |
[03:59.88] | Thank you. We were playing poker |
[04:03.45] | There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. |
[04:07.93] | You should have seen him. " Read them and weep!" |
[04:11.60] | And then he did. |
[04:14.63] | Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? |
[04:18.64] | Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? |
[04:22.94] | It' s poker, so only guys can play? No. Women can play. |
[04:27.31] | Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know |
[04:32.28] | All right, what is it? |
[04:35.79] | There are just no women in our game. |
[04:38.12] | We just don' t know any women who know how to play poker. |
[04:42.13] | That is a lame excuse. It' s a typical guy response. |
[04:45.76] | Do you know how to play? |
[04:48.30] | No. |
[04:51.27] | But you could teach us. No. |
[04:59.08] | Okay, so now we draw cards. |
[05:06.25] | So I wouldn' t need any. I have a straight. |
[05:09.12] | Oh, good for you! Congratulations! |
[05:14.49] | Pheebs, how many do you want? I just need two. |
[05:18.53] | The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. |
[05:23.30] | No, you can' t I have the 10 of spades! Here. |
[05:26.84] | Thanks! |
[05:29.81] | No, you can' t do that. Don' t need them. I' m going for fours. |
[05:34.65] | Oh, you' re |
[05:37.62] | You' re going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man. |
[05:48.33] | We' ve got salmon roulettes and crudites. |
[05:51.63] | What are you doing? |
[05:53.67] | In poker, there' s no food with more than one syllable. |
[05:57.70] | It' s got to be like chips or dip or pretz |
[06:03.04] | I hope you' ll let it slide just this once. I was all out of " pretz." |
[06:09.68] | Now the dealer |
[06:11.15] | We got it. Let' s play for real. High stakes. Big bucks! |
[06:15.09] | You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn' t look happy. |
[06:23.80] | But I' m ready. So just deal. |
[06:26.93] | Okay, lastminute lesson! Joey.... |
[06:30.17] | Three. |
[06:31.80] | Eight. |
[06:33.37] | Eight. Three. All right, very good. |
[06:40.61] | Damn it, damn it, damn it! |
[06:42.68] | Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was |
[06:46.42] | Yes? |
[06:48.32] | Downright gutsy. |
[06:52.92] | I see, so you were lying. About what? |
[06:56.13] | About how good your cards were. I was bluffing. |
[07:00.23] | And what is bluffing? |
[07:04.57] | Is it not another word for lying? |
[07:13.38] | We' ve got to settle. Settle what? |
[07:17.45] | The Jamestown colony of Virginia. |
[07:21.79] | See, King George is giving us the land.... |
[07:27.66] | The game, Rachel. You owe us money. Right. |
[07:32.03] | It' s their first time. Let' s forget about the money. |
[07:35.90] | Hell, no. We' ll pay! |
[07:38.74] | Monica, I had another answer all ready. |
[07:43.44] | And you know what? We want a rematch. |
[07:46.28] | That' s fine with me. Could use some money. |
[07:51.42] | You' re enjoying this, aren' t you? Well, yeah, I am. |
[07:56.85] | So you get your yayas by taking money from your friends. |
[08:02.66] | Yes, and I get my yayas from KEA. |
[08:07.43] | You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less. |
[08:12.17] | Look, this is poker. I play to win. |
[08:15.24] | For me to win, others have to lose. |
[08:17.91] | If you' re gonna play, don' t expect me to be nice. |
[08:21.65] | Because once those cards are dealt.... |
[08:33.76] | Yeah? |
[08:38.46] | I' m not a nice guy. |
[08:47.47] | All right, let' s eat. |
[08:49.34] | Did you get that from the " I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? |
[08:53.61] | You still on that? What was with that Black Bart speech? |
[08:57.65] | " When I play poker, I' m not a nice guy." |
[09:01.75] | You' re way off. |
[09:03.39] | No, I don' t think so, because I think you love her! |
[09:07.76] | No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore. |
[09:12.66] | I just |
[09:13.93] | Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? |
[09:17.47] | You are not putting that on again. |
[09:20.17] | If you press that button, you are in very big trouble. |
[09:57.81] | Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive. |
[10:03.81] | What? |
[10:05.68] | " Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You' re black!" |
[10:09.12] | Please! |
[10:13.66] | I' m not as bad as Ross. |
[10:16.03] | I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? |
[10:20.00] | That wasn' t an incident. |
[10:22.00] | I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. |
[10:30.34] | I got an interview! You' re kidding! Where? |
[10:36.91] | Oh, Rachel! |
[10:39.08] | It' s like the mother ship is calling you home. |
[10:46.02] | What' s the job? Assistant buyer. |
[10:50.60] | I would be shopping! |
[10:54.13] | For a living! |
[10:57.94] | That' s Aunt lris. She' s been playing poker since she was 5. |
[11:02.11] | You' ve got to listen to every word she says. |
[11:05.58] | ls Tony Randall dead? I don' t think so. |
[11:08.68] | He may be now. I hit him with my car. My God, really? |
[11:12.55] | No, that' s bluffing. Lesson number one. |
[11:17.39] | Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! |
[11:23.09] | Nice earrings. Thank you. |
[11:27.83] | Girls, sit down. Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. |
[11:32.80] | Listen, I' m parked at a meter. Let' s do it. Okay? |
[11:37.58] | We' ll start with fivecard draw. |
[11:40.24] | Then we' ll go into the studs and the hold ' ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan. |
[11:46.38] | Don' t touch the cards when somebody is dealing. |
[11:54.56] | How is Nathan? |
[11:55.86] | Now he thinks he' s a man in a woman' s body. |
[11:59.63] | Don' t you mean a woman in a man' s body? |
[12:03.17] | It should be so simple. |
[12:19.62] | All right. |
[12:37.50] | I' m gonna pay for that tonight. |
[12:45.11] | Hi. Guys, guess what? |
[12:47.78] | The fifth dentist caved, and now they' re all recommending Trident? |
[12:58.62] | No, the interview! |
[13:01.13] | Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me. |
[13:04.20] | We talked for over two hours. We' ve the same taste in clothes. |
[13:08.30] | And I went to camp with her cousin. |
[13:10.94] | The job is perfect! I can do this. That' s great! |
[13:15.61] | Then she told a funny story. Great, tell us and we' ll laugh. |
[13:19.91] | Let' s play poker! |
[13:23.38] | Listen, we talked about it and if you don' t wanna play, it' s okay. |
[13:28.09] | Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary? |
[13:34.83] | Very funny. |
[13:36.39] | But we' d like to try poker again. Yes, I think we should. |
[13:40.63] | Do you want me to shuffle those? That' s okay, I' m gonna give it a go. |
[13:55.18] | So Pheebs owes 7. 50. Monica owes 10. 00. |
[13:58.38] | And Rachel, you owe 1 5 big ones! |
[14:02.22] | Thanks for teaching us CrossEyed Mary. We gotta play that other way. |
[14:08.39] | All right, here' s my 7. 50. But this money is cursed. |
[14:12.50] | What? I cursed it! |
[14:16.47] | Now bad things will happen to the spender. |
[14:19.64] | I' ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. |
[14:24.04] | This way, I can split them up with a movie. |
[14:27.14] | So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 1 5. |
[14:36.72] | Let' s see. Rach, I' m opening up a new art gallery... |
[14:40.52] | ... and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton. |
[14:47.06] | It' s so typical. " I' m a man! I have a penis! |
[14:51.44] | I have to win money to exert my power over women!" |
[14:58.71] | This isn' t over. |
[15:00.58] | We' ll play you again. We' ll win. You' ll lose. |
[15:03.85] | You' ll beg. We' ll laugh. |
[15:05.78] | We' ll take every last dime you have. And you' ll hate yourselves forever! |
[15:13.19] | Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. |
[15:16.49] | I can' t believe you lost! How much did they take? |
[15:20.10] | Like 30 bucks. |
[15:22.20] | I' ll give you that money back. Really? |
[15:25.10] | No, I' m bluffing! You guys haven' t learned crap! |
[15:31.74] | Hand me the cards! Can l? |
[15:34.58] | Yes! |
[15:42.45] | Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing. |
[15:48.66] | No, that' s fine. We' ll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. |
[15:55.90] | Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? |
[15:59.27] | You guys, look! The oneeyed jack follows me wherever I go. |
[16:04.64] | Right. Serious poker. |
[16:06.71] | Mon, got any more of those salmon? You want to eat or play poker? |
[16:11.62] | Where are you going? To the bathroom. |
[16:15.00] | Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? |
[16:18.00] | Go to the bathroom. |
[16:22.00] | Well, I' m gonna order a pizza. No! |
[16:24.80] | I' m waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9: 00. Eat then. |
[16:29.90] | That' s fine. I' ll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. |
[16:34.81] | All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante. |
[16:39.34] | Yes! |
[16:41.55] | Or no. |
[16:45.35] | All right! Your money' s mine, Greene. Your fly' s open, Geller. |
[16:56.36] | You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a " J"! |
[17:04.70] | Coincidence? |
[17:07.44] | That' s joincidence with a " C"! |
[17:21.92] | Phoebe? Yeah, I' m out. |
[17:26.19] | I' m in. Me too. |
[17:29.03] | Me too. What do you got? |
[17:31.56] | You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. |
[17:39.20] | Well, well, well! |
[17:41.11] | Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! |
[17:46.11] | I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh, my God! |
[17:50.35] | You know what? I' ll make a little Ross pile. |
[17:53.65] | Look! |
[17:55.02] | I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. |
[18:01.33] | Well, I have got your money And you' ll never see it |
[18:05.40] | And your fly' s still open |
[18:07.90] | I made you look |
[18:12.74] | I' m in. I couldn' t be iner. |
[18:15.54] | Monica, in or out? |
[18:18.54] | I hate this game! |
[18:28.49] | Joey, your bet. |
[18:30.12] | I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach... |
[18:33.62] | ... by a fat guy with sores on his face. |
[18:40.10] | I' m out. |
[18:42.87] | Ross? I' m very in. |
[18:46.67] | Chandler? Couldn' t be more out. |
[18:49.14] | Me too. Rachel? |
[18:52.34] | I will see you and I' ll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck? |
[18:59.28] | No, not this time. What did you have? |
[19:02.25] | I' m not telling. Show them. |
[19:04.35] | No. Show them! |
[19:05.62] | Get your hands out of there! I' ve had dates like this. |
[19:11.93] | Boy, you really can' t stand to lose, can you? |
[19:15.27] | Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple! |
[19:20.74] | Plus, that shirt doesn' t really match those pants. |
[19:27.91] | I' m not losing. You' re definitely losing. |
[19:31.45] | Hello. Rachel Greene. |
[19:35.29] | Excuse me. It' s about the job! |
[19:38.76] | Barbara, hi! How are you? |
[19:45.90] | No, I understand. |
[19:49.70] | Come on. No, I' m fine. Don' t be silly. Yeah. |
[19:54.17] | But if anything else opens up, please |
[19:58.14] | Hello? |
[20:17.93] | Sorry, Rach. |
[20:19.63] | There' s gonna be lots of other stuff. |
[20:22.77] | Okay. |
[20:25.24] | Where were we? Where were we? |
[20:34.58] | Look, Rach, we don' t have to do this. Yes, we do. |
[20:41.62] | All right. Check. Check. |
[20:44.09] | I' m in for 50 cents. Call. |
[20:47.42] | I' m in. |
[20:49.63] | I see your 50 cents... |
[20:52.43] | ... and I raise you 5. |
[20:56.77] | I thought it was a 50cent limit. |
[20:59.30] | I just lost a job, I' d like to raise it 5. |
[21:02.44] | Does anyone have a problem with that? |
[21:05.48] | Not at all. No. |
[21:11.85] | Loser? |
[21:21.26] | No, I fold. What do you mean, you fold? |
[21:25.36] | I thought that," Once the cards are dealt, I' m not a nice guy." |
[21:30.00] | Were you just full of it? |
[21:45.72] | I' m in. |
[21:47.62] | How many do you want? One. |
[21:51.29] | Dealer takes two. |
[21:53.59] | What do you bet? I bet 2. |
[21:58.16] | Okay. I see your 2... |
[22:01.27] | ... and I raise you... |
[22:05.27] | ... 20. |
[22:11.78] | I see your 20... |
[22:14.71] | ... raise you 25. |
[22:22.19] | I see your 25 and Monica, get my purse. |
[22:32.06] | Rachel, there' s nothing in it. |
[22:35.73] | Okay, then get me your purse. |
[22:43.24] | Here you go. Good luck! Thank you. |
[22:46.64] | I saw your 25 and I raise you... |
[22:50.75] | ... seven. |
[22:53.32] | teen! 1 |
[23:02.93] | Joey, I' m a little shy. |
[23:05.83] | That' s okay, Ross. You can ask me. |
[23:14.94] | What do you need? 1 5. yào duō shǎo? 15 kuài |
[23:17.11] | Here' s 10. I got 5. zhè lǐ yǒu 10 kuài wǒ zhè lǐ yǒu 5 kuài |
[23:19.24] | Thank you. Good luck. |
[23:22.35] | I am calling your 1 7. |
[23:25.28] | What do you got? |
[23:37.69] | Full house. |
[23:46.17] | You got me. |
[23:58.45] | That' s tough to beat. I thought we had it! |
[24:01.45] | When you don' t have the cards, you don' t have the cards. |
[24:05.56] | But look how happy she is. |
[24:17.87] | Airmail. Airplane. Airport. Airport ' 75! |
[24:24.81] | Time' s up! |
[24:26.61] | Bye Bye Birdie! |
[24:31.08] | That' s a bird? |
[24:33.38] | That' s a bird! |
[24:36.42] | Okay, it' s my turn. |
[24:40.39] | Go! |
[24:44.03] | Bean! Bean! |
[24:47.90] | The Unbearable Lightness of Being! |
[24:53.64] | That you get? |
[24:55.54] | That you get?! |
[00:14.16] | 瑞秋,履历表已用完了 |
[00:16.53] | 你真想到“大众技工”上班吗? |
[00:19.50] | 如果你真想为技工工作 那儿倒儿可试试 |
[00:23.94] | 各位,我什么都得试试 我不能再当服务生了 |
[00:28.81] | 我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费 我已厌倦别人对我说“麻烦一下” |
[00:34.68] | 裁纸刀!裁纸刀! -这里 |
[00:40.89] | 柚子汁!柚子汁! |
[00:44.66] | 差不多搞定了.只剩20份了 |
[00:48.03] | 瑞秋,这些你已校对过? -对,有问题吗? |
[00:53.13] | 没事,他们对你的“垫脑”技巧一定会印象深刻的 |
[00:58.20] | 糟了,每一份上面都这样吗? |
[01:06.41] | 没有,影印机弄掉一些了 |
[01:19.66] | 六人行 第1季 第18集 玩扑克 |
[02:09.27] | 他们把这里叫做情侣座. 可是和你对面一点感觉都没有 |
[02:24.69] | 嗨,小伙子们 -嗨 |
[02:27.46] | 嗨,小姐们 |
[02:29.26] | 需要什么吗?信件带来了没? |
[02:32.93] | 很多回复 -当然?我们这儿当然有烤饼 |
[02:37.84] | 快念给我听 |
[02:39.04] | 亲爱的格林小姐感谢您的询问,然而… |
[02:44.44] | 我们有苹果肉桂…-亲爱的格林小姐…好,好,不行. |
[02:53.02] | 怎么了?-你的开销不小呀 |
[02:56.72] | 给我 |
[02:58.36] | 我真不敢相信 琳达那么好你为何不再和她约会? |
[03:01.73] | 我也不知道 -是因为她说了 |
[03:04.23] | 石头族真有可能发生? |
[03:07.73] | 不只是因为那样 因为我要一个能让我有感觉 |
[03:12.57] | 能让我心跳加速 |
[03:15.67] | 让我… |
[03:19.28] | 感情经验丰富的女人 |
[03:23.35] | 什么? |
[03:24.92] | 你不是渴望着她? |
[03:28.19] | 谁? |
[03:29.39] | 明蒂,《发生何事》中 那个尖酸刻薄的女孩 |
[03:40.33] | 我早就忘了她,行吗? |
[03:43.30] | 好啊! -咖啡? |
[03:44.80] | 我们很好 -好的 |
[03:52.71] | 闭嘴! -我们什么都没说 |
[03:56.-4] | 什么? -昨晚乔伊哭了 |
[03:59.88] | 谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌 |
[04:03.45] | 三点上有巧克力看起来像是八点 |
[04:07.93] | 可惜你没看到 他说“准备痛哭流涕吧” |
[04:11.60] | 结果哭的是他 |
[04:14.63] | 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌? |
[04:18.64] | 对,为什么? 好像这是有性别歧视的男人的专利 |
[04:22.94] | 这是扑克,只有男人才玩? -才怪,女生也欢迎加人 |
[04:27.31] | 那么为什么…这样的一些,为什么 |
[04:32.28] | 到底为什么? |
[04:35.79] | 只是刚好女生没加入罢了 |
[04:38.12] | 对,我们刚好找不到会玩的女生 |
[04:42.13] | 拜托,这个借口真烂 男生都是这种反应 |
[04:45.76] | 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌? |
[04:48.30] | 不会 |
[04:51.27] | 你们可以教我 -不要 |
[04:59.08] | 现在开始抽牌 |
[05:06.25] | 我不需要换牌对吧? 因为我一把顺 |
[05:09.12] | 对你来说不错! -恭喜了! |
[05:14.49] | 菲比,你要几张? -我需要两张 |
[05:18.53] | 黑桃十和梅花六 |
[05:23.30] | 不,你不能那样做 -等等,我有你要的黑桃 |
[05:26.84] | 谢谢! |
[05:29.81] | 不…不能那样 -不…可以,我不需要.我要四张同点 |
[05:34.65] | 哦,你们 |
[05:37.62] | 我要四张同点.钱德, 你有吗?谢谢,小伙 |
[05:47.-3] | 开始吧 |
[05:48.33] | 我们有鲑鱼乐透和水果盘 |
[05:51.63] | 摩妮卡,你在干什么? |
[05:53.67] | 扑克里面,食物的名称不能超过一个音节 |
[05:57.70] | 洋芋片,沙司,椒盐卷… |
[06:03.04] | 我希望你能只卷这一次 |
[06:09.68] | 现在开始发牌 |
[06:11.15] | 知道了.开始玩真的吧.高赌资,大笔钱 |
[06:15.09] | 你当真?菲比刚丢出十一点(杰克) 因为他们好像不开心 |
[06:23.80] | 我准备好了,发牌 |
[06:26.93] | 各位,最后通知!乔伊有 |
[06:30.17] | 三点 |
[06:31.80] | 八点 |
[06:33.37] | 八点,三点,好的,不错 |
[06:40.61] | 该死,该死,该死! |
[06:42.68] | 乔伊面上又一对5,该你们叫牌 |
[06:46.42] | 好的? |
[06:48.32] | 明显而且大胆 |
[06:52.92] | 我明白,就是骗 -骗什么? |
[06:56.13] | 骗你们牌有多好 -我在唬你们 |
[07:00.23] | 什么是唬? |
[07:04.57] | 不就是骗的同义字吗? |
[07:08.-2] | 抱歉,我不能再玩了 我在明天工作前得打好履历表 |
[07:13.38] | 瑞秋,我们得算帐(定居) -什么定居? |
[07:17.45] | 在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯城殖民地 |
[07:21.79] | 乔治王把土地给我所以… |
[07:27.66] | 瑞秋,是赌局,你欠我们钱 -哦,好 |
[07:32.03] | 你们知道吗?这是她们的第一次 别和她们计较钱了 |
[07:35.90] | 不好,我们会付钱的 |
[07:38.74] | 摩妮卡,我有另一个答案了 |
[07:43.44] | 知道吗?我们要再来一次 |
[07:46.28] | 不错,我有钱花了 |
[07:51.42] | 你很享受这个,是不是 -我想是的 |
[07:56.85] | 这么说你们的组合家俱 都用朋友的钱买来的 |
[08:02.66] | 没错,而且我是在“宜家家俱”买的 |
[08:07.43] | 自己得动手装,便宜许多 |
[08:12.17] | 瑞秋,这是扑克牌,玩就是要赢 |
[08:15.24] | 为使我能赚钱别人就得输 |
[08:17.91] | 如果想和我玩牌就别指望我手下留情 |
[08:21.65] | 因为牌一发出 |
[08:33.76] | 然后呢? |
[08:38.46] | 我就六亲不认 |
[08:47.47] | 各位,吃吧 |
[08:49.34] | 这是从“我爱瑞秋匹萨屋”买的吗? |
[08:53.61] | 你们还在取笑我? -别这样嘛,为何学起黑道 |
[08:57.65] | 玩起牌来我六亲不认 |
[09:01.75] | 你扯太远了 |
[09:03.39] | 我可不这么认为 因为我认为你爱她 |
[09:07.76] | 不,或许我曾过她有意思 爱意早已消失 |
[09:12.66] | 我只是 |
[09:13.93] | 马修!你想把CD片怎么了? |
[09:17.47] | 不能再放上去,马修 |
[09:20.17] | 如果你们再闹,你可真的有大麻烦了 |
[09:55.-2] | 你知道罗斯那混蛋有多烂吗? |
[09:57.81] | 我懂 -他的好胜心最强了 |
[10:03.81] | 什么? |
[10:05.68] | 凯蒂,我是摩妮卡,你是黑人 |
[10:09.12] | 拜托 |
[10:13.66] | 我没像罗斯那么烂 |
[10:16.03] | 我抗议,“字典”事件呢? |
[10:20.00] | 我不是故意的 |
[10:22.00] | 我在做手势时盘子不慎滑落 |
[10:30.34] | 他们叫我去面谈了! -你在开玩笑吧?哪儿? |
[10:34.-4] | 第五大道萨克斯 |
[10:36.91] | 哦,瑞秋 |
[10:39.08] | 这就像是母船叫你归队 |
[10:46.02] | 是什么工作? -采购助理 |
[10:50.60] | 我要用购物… |
[10:54.13] | 来谋生了 |
[10:57.94] | 她叫艾莉丝姑姑 她从五岁起便开始玩牌 |
[11:02.11] | 她说的每字我们都得牢记在心 |
[11:05.58] | 东尼蓝道死了? -我看不是 |
[11:08.68] | 现在可能已死因为我开车撞到他了 -天啊…真的? |
[11:12.55] | 不,唬你们的,第一课 |
[11:17.39] | 告诉你们玩牌听到的每个字都是狗屁 |
[11:23.09] | 不错的耳环 -谢… |
[11:27.83] | 坐吧,各位 -艾莉丝姑姑,这位是菲比,她叫瑞秋 |
[11:32.80] | 我的车停在计时器前,开始吧 |
[11:37.58] | 我们从抽五张牌开始 |
[11:40.24] | 然后我们开始看牌并且持牌. 我跟南希堂兄说 |
[11:46.38] | 发牌的时候不要碰牌 |
[11:54.56] | 南希怎么样? |
[11:55.86] | 他现在以为他是一个在女人身体里的男人 |
[11:59.63] | 你是说一个女人在男人的身体里? |
[12:03.17] | 这很简单是吧 |
[12:16.-1] | 罗斯,我们能听点别的吗? |
[12:19.62] | 好吧 |
[12:37.50] | 我今晚可要倒大楣了 |
[12:45.11] | 嗨,伙计们,猜猜看? |
[12:47.78] | 第五位牙医投奔他们,推荐“三叉戟”? |
[12:58.62] | 不,是面谈 |
[13:01.13] | 简直无法相信!她喜欢我 |
[13:04.20] | 我们谈了两个半小时 我们对服饰的品味一致 |
[13:08.30] | 我从前还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营 |
[13:10.94] | 这工作简直是太棒了,我可以胜任 -太好了… |
[13:15.61] | 然后她告诉我最好笑的事 -很好,你讲时我们一定会笑 |
[13:19.91] | 玩牌吧 |
[13:23.38] | 各位听好,我们谈过此事 如果你想不玩我们完全了解 |
[13:28.09] | 对,我们可以玩别的像“字典”之类的 |
[13:34.83] | 真好笑 |
[13:36.39] | 我们想再给扑克牌一次机会 -我想是的 |
[13:40.63] | 瑞秋,需要我来洗牌吗? -不用了,我想自己试试 |
[13:55.18] | 菲比欠7块5,摩妮卡欠10块 |
[13:58.38] | 瑞秋,你欠15块! |
[14:02.22] | 谢谢教我们“斜眼玛丽” 我们该用另一种方式玩了 |
[14:08.39] | 这是我的7块5,不过这钱已受到诅咒 |
[14:12.50] | 什么? -我已对它下咒! |
[14:16.47] | 花这些钱的人会倒大楣 |
[14:19.64] | 无所谓,我接受.我反正够楣的了 |
[14:24.04] | 这样我才能看场电影喘口气 |
[14:27.14] | 才刚离开绿色扑克牌机,谁就欠了15块 |
[14:34.-4] | 你能不能不打劫呢? |
[14:36.72] | 让我看看.瑞秋,我准备开一个画廊 |
[14:40.52] | 我肯定可以用林肯和汉密尔顿的肖像 |
[14:47.06] | 男生都这副德行 我是男人我有大家伙 |
[14:51.44] | 我得赢钱增加力量以征服女人 |
[14:58.71] | 知道吗?还没结束 |
[15:00.58] | 我们会再找你们玩 而且我们会赢你们会输 |
[15:03.85] | 你们会祈求,我们会大笑 |
[15:05.78] | 我们会赢走你们的每一分钱 你们会永远恨死自己 |
[15:13.19] | 我们的意见一致,摩妮卡 |
[15:16.49] | 我无法相信你输了!有多少? |
[15:20.10] | 差不多30块 |
[15:22.20] | 我会把钱退回去的 -真的吗? |
[15:25.10] | 不,我在唬你!你们还没有学偷鸡! |
[15:31.74] | 把牌递给我! -我来行吗? |
[15:34.58] | 是的! |
[15:42.45] | 现在可以交出钱来吗? 如此我们就不必正式玩了 |
[15:48.66] | 不,我倒要看看谁笑到最后,猴子男 |
[15:55.90] | 聊完了没?可以开始玩真的没? |
[15:59.27] | 你们看,独眼杰克到处跟踪我 |
[16:04.64] | 好,玩真的 |
[16:06.71] | 摩尼卡,你还有三文鱼吗? -你到底是吃东西还是玩牌? |
[16:11.62] | 你要上哪儿去? -浴室 |
[16:15.00] | 你想上厕所还是玩牌? |
[16:18.00] | 我想上厕所 |
[16:22.00] | 好吧,我去订此萨 -不 |
[16:24.80] | 我仍等着工作的电话通知 他们的店在9点关门那时候再吃吧 |
[16:29.90] | 行,我含薄荷糖提神 |
[16:34.81] | 未见牌不得下注,下注吧 |
[16:39.34] | 下… |
[16:41.55] | 不下 |
[16:45.35] | 你的钱是我的了,菜鸟 -你的拉链没拉上,盖勒 |
[16:56.36] | 我刚刚才了解到,十一点上有个J |
[17:04.70] | 真巧? |
[17:07.44] | 那是J碰巧和一个C在一起 |
[17:21.92] | 菲比? -我不跟了 |
[17:26.19] | 我跟 -我也跟 |
[17:29.03] | 我也跟,你拿什么牌? |
[17:31.56] | 你最好逃出浴室 因为我拿五张同花(冲马桶) |
[17:39.20] | 好的,好的,好的! |
[17:41.11] | 回来吧,小子,因为我拿了四张六 |
[17:46.11] | 我有四张六!我赢了… 我真的赢了,天哪 |
[17:50.35] | 你们知道吗?我要把小罗斯堆起来 |
[17:53.65] | 看! |
[17:55.02] | 我想这是罗斯的 那个也是罗斯的 |
[18:01.33] | 我赚到你的钱,你再无法见到它 |
[18:05.40] | 你的拉链依然没拉上 |
[18:07.90] | 我让你低头看了 |
[18:12.74] | 我跟 -我不能跟 |
[18:15.54] | 摩妮卡,跟还不跟? |
[18:18.54] | 我讨厌玩牌 |
[18:28.49] | 乔依,你呢? |
[18:30.12] | 我像是被满脸伤痕的胖子 |
[18:33.62] | 撞到肚子的二流妓女 |
[18:40.10] | 我不跟 |
[18:42.87] | 罗斯? -我跟 |
[18:46.67] | 钱德? -不跟 |
[18:49.14] | 我也一样,瑞秋? |
[18:52.34] | 我不但跟而且还要加注 如何?还想再浪费钱吗? |
[18:59.28] | 这一回不会.快嘛,给我看 |
[19:02.25] | 我不会说的 -给我看 |
[19:04.35] | 不 -给我看 |
[19:05.62] | 把你的手从那里拿开! -我有同样的约会经验 |
[19:11.93] | 天啊,你真是输不起的家伙 |
[19:15.27] | 你的脸涨得好红 太阳穴的小血管都浮出来了 |
[19:20.74] | 而且衣裤并不相称 |
[19:27.91] | 第一,我没输 -别再谈输了,快发牌吧你输定了 |
[19:31.45] | 瑞秋格林 |
[19:35.29] | 这是有关工作的电话 |
[19:38.76] | 芭芭拉,你好吗? |
[19:45.90] | 不,我懂 |
[19:49.70] | 不,我没事,快别这么说 |
[19:54.17] | 是否还有其他职缺请人? |
[19:58.14] | 你好? |
[20:17.93] | 我很遗憾,瑞秋 |
[20:19.63] | 工作满街都是 |
[20:22.77] | 好的 |
[20:25.24] | 玩到哪儿了? |
[20:28.-2] | 拿五张牌,十一点比较好,大家下注 |
[20:34.58] | 瑞秋,别再玩了 -要玩,下注 |
[20:41.62] | 好吧,下注 -下注 |
[20:44.09] | 我下5毛钱 -跟跟 |
[20:47.42] | 我跟 |
[20:49.63] | 我跟你5毛 |
[20:52.43] | 而且我要加5块钱 |
[20:56.77] | 我以为5毛是上限 |
[20:59.30] | 我刚失去工作所以想加5块 |
[21:02.44] | 各位有问题吗? |
[21:05.48] | 当然没有 -没有 |
[21:11.85] | 输家? |
[21:21.26] | 退出 -退出是什么意思?怎么了? |
[21:25.36] | 你不是发牌后就六亲不认的狠角色吗? |
[21:30.00] | 还是只是虚张声势? |
[21:45.72] | 我跟 |
[21:47.62] | 几张牌? -一张 |
[21:51.29] | 庄家两张 |
[21:53.59] | 下多少? -我下2块 |
[21:58.16] | 我跟你2块 |
[22:01.27] | 再加你 |
[22:05.27] | 20块 |
[22:11.78] | 我跟你20块 |
[22:14.71] | 再加到25块 |
[22:22.19] | 跟你25块,摩妮卡,拿我的皮包来 |
[22:32.06] | 瑞秋,里面没钱 |
[22:35.73] | 那就拿你的皮包来 |
[22:43.24] | 给你.祝你好运! -谢谢 |
[22:46.64] | 谢谢,跟你25块,再加 |
[22:50.75] | 7块 |
[22:53.32] | 1块! |
[23:02.93] | 乔伊,我有点不好意思 |
[23:05.83] | 没问题,你有什么问题可以问我 |
[23:14.94] | 要多少? -15块 |
[23:17.11] | 这里有10块 -我这里有5块 |
[23:19.24] | 谢谢 -好运气 |
[23:22.35] | 再加十七块 |
[23:25.28] | 你拿什么牌? |
[23:37.69] | 葫芦 |
[23:46.17] | 败给你了 |
[23:58.45] | 那确实很难赢 -我因为我们会赢! |
[24:01.45] | 没有好牌就是没有好牌 |
[24:05.56] | 瞧,她多开心 |
[24:17.87] | 航空邮件 -飞机.机场,机场75 |
[24:21.-2] | 机场77,机场79 |
[24:24.81] | 时间到 |
[24:26.61] | 再见…小鸟 |
[24:31.08] | 那是小鸟? |
[24:33.38] | 那就是小鸟! |
[24:36.42] | 该我了 |
[24:40.39] | 开始 |
[24:44.03] | 豆子!豆子! |
[24:47.90] | 生命中无法承受的轻 |
[24:53.64] | 答对了 |
[24:55.54] | 这样就能猜中… |