Friends S01E18

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专辑 老友记(第一季)
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[03:56.-4] -What? -Joey cried last night. -
[05:47.-3] Here we go.
[07:08.-2] Sorry to break up this party,but I've got to go fax resumes before work.
[09:55.-2] You believe what a jerk Ross was being?
[10:34.-4] Saks Fifth Avenue.
[12:16.-1] Ross,could we please listen to anything else?
[14:34.-4] Could you be any smugger?
[20:28.-2] Five-card draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante.
[24:21.-2] Airport '77! Airport '79!
[00:14.16] We're running low on resumes.
[00:16.53] You want a job with Popular Mechanics?
[00:19.50] If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones.
[00:23.94] Guys,I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore.
[00:28.81] I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."
[00:34.68] -Paper cut! Paper cut! -Here.
[00:40.89] Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice!
[00:44.66] Okay,we're almost done. Only 20 more to go.
[00:48.03] -Rach,did you proofread these? -Yeah. Why? -
[00:53.13] Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your "compuper" skills.
[00:58.20] Oh,my God! Do you think it's on all of them?
[01:06.41] No,I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
[01:19.66] The One With the Poker
[02:09.27] They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you.
[02:24.69] -Hey,guys. -Hey.
[02:27.46] Hi,ladies.
[02:29.26] Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?
[02:32.93] -Lots of responses. -Really? Sure,we have scones left! -
[02:37.84] Read them.
[02:39.04] "Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However"
[02:44.44] -We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah,yeah! No. -
[02:53.02] -What? -Your Visa bill is huge! -
[02:56.72] Give me that.
[02:58.36] Linda's great. Why won't you go out with her?
[03:01.73] -I don't know. -ls this about her... -
[03:04.23] ... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?
[03:07.73] It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me...
[03:12.57] ...who gets my heart pounding.
[03:15.67] Who makes me....
[03:19.28] Little playthings with yarn?
[03:23.35] What?
[03:24.92] Could you want her more?
[03:28.19] Who?
[03:29.39] Dee,the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!.
[03:40.33] Look,I'm totally over her.
[03:43.30] -Hi! -Coffee?
[03:44.80] -No,we're fine. -Okay. -
[03:52.71] -Shut up! -We're not saying anything. -
[03:59.88] -Thank you. -We were playing poker -
[04:03.45] There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight.
[04:07.93] You should have seen him. "Read them and weep!"
[04:11.60] And then he did.
[04:14.63] Now,how come you guys have never played poker with us?
[04:18.64] Yeah,what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing?
[04:22.94] -It's poker,so only guys can play? -No. Women can play. -
[04:27.31] Then,what is it? Some kind of,like, some kind of,you know
[04:32.28] All right,what is it?
[04:35.79] There are just no women in our game.
[04:38.12] We just don't know any women who know how to play poker.
[04:42.13] That is a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response.
[04:45.76] Do you know how to play?
[04:48.30] No.
[04:51.27] -But you could teach us. -No. -
[04:59.08] Okay,so now we draw cards.
[05:06.25] So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight.
[05:09.12] -Oh,good for you! -Congratulations!
[05:14.49] -Pheebs,how many do you want? -I just need two. -
[05:18.53] The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.
[05:23.30] -No,you can't -I have the 10 of spades! Here. -
[05:26.84] Thanks!
[05:29.81] -No,you can't do that. -Don't need them. I'm going for fours. -
[05:34.65] Oh,you're
[05:37.62] You're going for fours. Chandler,could you? Thanks,man.
[05:48.33] We've got salmon roulettes and crudites.
[05:51.63] What are you doing?
[05:53.67] In poker,there's no food with more than one syllable.
[05:57.70] It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz
[06:03.04] I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz."
[06:09.68] Now the dealer
[06:11.15] We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!
[06:15.09] You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.
[06:23.80] But I'm ready. So just deal.
[06:26.93] Okay,last-minute lesson! Joey....
[06:30.17] Three.
[06:31.80] Eight.
[06:33.37] Eight. Three. All right,very good.
[06:40.61] Damn it,damn it,damn it!
[06:42.68] Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was
[06:46.42] Yes?
[06:48.32] Downright gutsy.
[06:52.92] -I see,so you were lying. -About what?
[06:56.13] -About how good your cards were. -I was bluffing. -
[07:00.23] And what is bluffing?
[07:04.57] Is it not another word for lying?
[07:13.38] -We've got to settle. -Settle what?
[07:17.45] The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
[07:21.79] See,King George is giving us the land....
[07:27.66] -The game,Rachel. You owe us money. -Right. -
[07:32.03] It's their first time. Let's forget about the money.
[07:35.90] Hell,no. We'll pay!
[07:38.74] Monica,I had another answer all ready.
[07:43.44] And you know what? We want a rematch.
[07:46.28] That's fine with me. Could use some money.
[07:51.42] -You're enjoying this,aren't you? -Well,yeah,I am. -
[07:56.85] So you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends.
[08:02.66] Yes,and I get my ya-yas from KEA.
[08:07.43] You have to put them together yourself,but they cost less.
[08:12.17] Look,this is poker. I play to win.
[08:15.24] For me to win, others have to lose.
[08:17.91] If you're gonna play, don't expect me to be nice.
[08:21.65] Because once those cards are dealt....
[08:33.76] Yeah?
[08:38.46] I'm not a nice guy.
[08:47.47] All right,let's eat.
[08:49.34] Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"?
[08:53.61] -You still on that? -What was with that Black Bart speech? -
[08:57.65] "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy."
[09:01.75] You're way off.
[09:03.39] No,I don't think so, because I think you love her!
[09:07.76] No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.
[09:12.66] I just
[09:13.93] Marcel! Where are you going with that disk?
[09:17.47] You are not putting that on again.
[09:20.17] If you press that button, you are in very big trouble.
[09:57.81] -Yeah,I know. -He can get really competitive. -
[10:03.81] What?
[10:05.68] "Hello,kettle? This is Monica. You're black!"
[10:09.12] Please!
[10:13.66] I'm not as bad as Ross.
[10:16.03] I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
[10:20.00] That wasn't an incident.
[10:22.00] I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.
[10:30.34] -I got an interview! -You're kidding! Where? -
[10:36.91] Oh,Rachel!
[10:39.08] It's like the mother ship is calling you home.
[10:46.02] -What's the job? -Assistant buyer. -
[10:50.60] I would be shopping!
[10:54.13] For a living!
[10:57.94] That's Aunt lris. She's been playing poker since she was 5.
[11:02.11] You've got to listen to every word she says.
[11:05.58] -ls Tony Randall dead? -I don't think so. -
[11:08.68] -He may be now. I hit him with my car. -My God,really? -
[11:12.55] No,that's bluffing. Lesson number one.
[11:17.39] Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!
[11:23.09] -Nice earrings. -Thank you.
[11:27.83] -Girls,sit down. -Aunt lris,this is Phoebe and Rachel. -
[11:32.80] Listen,I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay?
[11:37.58] We'll start with five-card draw.
[11:40.24] Then we'll go into the studs and the hold 'ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan.
[11:46.38] Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing.
[11:54.56] How is Nathan?
[11:55.86] Now he thinks he's a man in a woman's body.
[11:59.63] Don't you mean a woman in a man's body?
[12:03.17] It should be so simple.
[12:19.62] All right.
[12:37.50] I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
[12:45.11] Hi. Guys,guess what?
[12:47.78] The fifth dentist caved,and now they're all recommending Trident?
[12:58.62] No,the interview!
[13:01.13] Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me.
[13:04.20] We talked for over two hours. We've the same taste in clothes.
[13:08.30] And I went to camp with her cousin.
[13:10.94] -The job is perfect! I can do this. -That's great! -
[13:15.61] -Then she told a funny story. -Great,tell us and we'll laugh. -
[13:19.91] Let's play poker!
[13:23.38] Listen,we talked about it and if you don't wanna play,it's okay.
[13:28.09] Yes,we can play some other game. Like Pictionary?
[13:34.83] Very funny.
[13:36.39] -But we'd like to try poker again. -Yes,I think we should. -
[13:40.63] -Do you want me to shuffle those? -That's okay,I'm gonna give it a go. -
[13:55.18] So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00.
[13:58.38] And Rachel,you owe 1 5 big ones!
[14:02.22] Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. We gotta play that other way.
[14:08.39] All right,here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed.
[14:12.50] -What? -I cursed it!
[14:16.47] Now bad things will happen to the spender.
[14:19.64] I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
[14:24.04] This way,I can split them up with a movie.
[14:27.14] So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine,who owes 1 5.
[14:36.72] Let's see. Rach,I'm opening up a new art gallery...
[14:40.52] ...and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton.
[14:47.06] It's so typical. "I'm a man! I have a penis!
[14:51.44] I have to win money to exert my power over women!"
[14:58.71] This isn't over.
[15:00.58] We'll play you again. We'll win. You'll lose.
[15:03.85] You'll beg. We'll laugh.
[15:05.78] We'll take every last dime you have. And you'll hate yourselves forever!
[15:13.19] Kind of stepped on my point there,Mon.
[15:16.49] I can't believe you lost! How much did they take?
[15:20.10] Like 30 bucks.
[15:22.20] -I'll give you that money back. -Really? -
[15:25.10] No,I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap!
[15:31.74] -Hand me the cards! -Can l?
[15:34.58] Yes!
[15:42.45] Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing.
[15:48.66] No,that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh,monkey boy.
[15:55.90] Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker?
[15:59.27] You guys,look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.
[16:04.64] Right. Serious poker.
[16:06.71] -Mon,got any more of those salmon? -You want to eat or play poker? -
[16:11.62] -Where are you going? -To the bathroom. -
[16:15.00] Want to go to the bathroom or play poker?
[16:18.00] Go to the bathroom.
[16:22.00] -Well,I'm gonna order a pizza. -No! -
[16:24.80] I'm waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9:00. Eat then.
[16:29.90] That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over.
[16:34.81] All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante.
[16:39.34] Yes!
[16:41.55] Or no.
[16:45.35] -All right! Your money's mine,Greene. -Your fly's open,Geller. -
[16:56.36] You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a "J"!
[17:04.70] Coincidence?
[17:07.44] That's jo-incidence with a "C"!
[17:21.92] -Phoebe? -Yeah,I'm out.
[17:26.19] -I'm in. -Me too. -
[17:29.03] Me too. What do you got?
[17:31.56] You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush.
[17:39.20] Well,well,well!
[17:41.11] Hop back in,bucko, because I got four sixes!
[17:46.11] I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh,my God!
[17:50.35] You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile.
[17:53.65] Look!
[17:55.02] I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'.
[18:01.33] Well,I have got your money And you'll never see it
[18:05.40] And your fly's still open
[18:07.90] I made you look
[18:12.74] -I'm in. -I couldn't be in-er. -
[18:15.54] Monica,in or out?
[18:18.54] I hate this game!
[18:28.49] Joey,your bet.
[18:30.12] I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach...
[18:33.62] ... by a fat guy with sores on his face.
[18:40.10] I'm out.
[18:42.87] -Ross? -I'm very in.
[18:46.67] -Chandler? -Couldn't be more out.
[18:49.14] Me too. Rachel?
[18:52.34] I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?
[18:59.28] No,not this time. What did you have?
[19:02.25] -I'm not telling. -Show them. -
[19:04.35] -No. -Show them!
[19:05.62] -Get your hands out of there! -I've had dates like this. -
[19:11.93] Boy,you really can't stand to lose,can you?
[19:15.27] Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple!
[19:20.74] Plus,that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
[19:27.91] -I'm not losing. -You're definitely losing. -
[19:31.45] Hello. Rachel Greene.
[19:35.29] Excuse me. It's about the job!
[19:38.76] Barbara,hi! How are you?
[19:45.90] No,I understand.
[19:49.70] Come on. No,I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah.
[19:54.17] But if anything else opens up,please
[19:58.14] Hello?
[20:17.93] Sorry,Rach.
[20:19.63] There's gonna be lots of other stuff.
[20:22.77] Okay.
[20:25.24] Where were we? Where were we?
[20:34.58] -Look,Rach,we don't have to do this. -Yes,we do. -
[20:41.62] -All right. Check. -Check.
[20:44.09] -I'm in for 50 cents. -Call.
[20:47.42] I'm in.
[20:49.63] I see your 50 cents...
[20:52.43] ...and I raise you $5.
[20:56.77] I thought it was a 50-cent limit.
[20:59.30] I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5.
[21:02.44] Does anyone have a problem with that?
[21:05.48] -Not at all. -No. -
[21:11.85] Loser?
[21:21.26] -No,I fold. -What do you mean,you fold? -
[21:25.36] I thought that,"Once the cards are dealt,I'm not a nice guy."
[21:30.00] Were you just full of it?
[21:45.72] I'm in.
[21:47.62] -How many do you want? -One. -
[21:51.29] Dealer takes two.
[21:53.59] -What do you bet? -I bet $2. -
[21:58.16] Okay. I see your $2...
[22:01.27] ...and I raise you...
[22:05.27] ... 20.
[22:11.78] I see your $20...
[22:14.71] ... raise you $25.
[22:22.19] I see your $25 and Monica,get my purse.
[22:32.06] Rachel,there's nothing in it.
[22:35.73] Okay,then get me your purse.
[22:43.24] -Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you.
[22:46.64] I saw your $25 and I raise you...
[22:50.75] ...seven. …
[22:53.32] teen! 1
[23:02.93] Joey,I'm a little shy.
[23:05.83] That's okay,Ross. You can ask me.
[23:14.94] -What do you need? -1 5. -要多少? -15块
[23:17.11] -Here's 10. -I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块
[23:19.24] -Thank you. -Good luck. -
[23:22.35] I am calling your 1 7.
[23:25.28] What do you got?
[23:37.69] Full house.
[23:46.17] You got me.
[23:58.45] -That's tough to beat. -I thought we had it! -
[24:01.45] When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards.
[24:05.56] But look how happy she is.
[24:17.87] -Airmail. -Airplane. Airport. Airport '75!
[24:24.81] Time's up!
[24:26.61] Bye Bye Birdie!
[24:31.08] That's a bird?
[24:33.38] That's a bird!
[24:36.42] Okay,it's my turn.
[24:40.39] Go!
[24:44.03] Bean! Bean!
[24:47.90] The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
[24:53.64] That you get?
[24:55.54] That you get?!
[03:56.-4] What? Joey cried last night.
[05:47.-3] Here we go.
[07:08.-2] Sorry to break up this party, but I' ve got to go fax resumes before work.
[09:55.-2] You believe what a jerk Ross was being?
[10:34.-4] Saks Fifth Avenue.
[12:16.-1] Ross, could we please listen to anything else?
[14:34.-4] Could you be any smugger?
[20:28.-2] Fivecard draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante.
[24:21.-2] Airport ' 77! Airport ' 79!
[00:14.16] We' re running low on resumes.
[00:16.53] You want a job with Popular Mechanics?
[00:19.50] If you' re gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones.
[00:23.94] Guys, I' m going for anything here. I can' t be a waitress anymore.
[00:28.81] I' m sick of the lousy tips. I' m sick of being called " Excuse Me."
[00:34.68] Paper cut! Paper cut! Here.
[00:40.89] Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice!
[00:44.66] Okay, we' re almost done. Only 20 more to go.
[00:48.03] Rach, did you proofread these? Yeah. Why?
[00:53.13] Nothing. I' m sure they' ll be impressed with your " compuper" skills.
[00:58.20] Oh, my God! Do you think it' s on all of them?
[01:06.41] No, I' m sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
[01:19.66] The One With the Poker
[02:09.27] They call this a love seat but I' m not feeling anything special towards you.
[02:24.69] Hey, guys. Hey.
[02:27.46] Hi, ladies.
[02:29.26] Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?
[02:32.93] Lots of responses. Really? Sure, we have scones left!
[02:37.84] Read them.
[02:39.04] " Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However"
[02:44.44] We have apple cinnamon " Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No.
[02:53.02] What? Your Visa bill is huge!
[02:56.72] Give me that.
[02:58.36] Linda' s great. Why won' t you go out with her?
[03:01.73] I don' t know. ls this about her...
[03:04.23] ... " The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?
[03:07.73] It' s not just that. I want someone who does something for me...
[03:12.57] ... who gets my heart pounding.
[03:15.67] Who makes me....
[03:19.28] Little playthings with yarn?
[03:23.35] What?
[03:24.92] Could you want her more?
[03:28.19] Who?
[03:29.39] Dee, the sarcastic sister from What' s Happening!!.
[03:40.33] Look, I' m totally over her.
[03:43.30] Hi! Coffee?
[03:44.80] No, we' re fine. Okay.
[03:52.71] Shut up! We' re not saying anything.
[03:59.88] Thank you. We were playing poker
[04:03.45] There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight.
[04:07.93] You should have seen him. " Read them and weep!"
[04:11.60] And then he did.
[04:14.63] Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
[04:18.64] Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing?
[04:22.94] It' s poker, so only guys can play? No. Women can play.
[04:27.31] Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know
[04:32.28] All right, what is it?
[04:35.79] There are just no women in our game.
[04:38.12] We just don' t know any women who know how to play poker.
[04:42.13] That is a lame excuse. It' s a typical guy response.
[04:45.76] Do you know how to play?
[04:48.30] No.
[04:51.27] But you could teach us. No.
[04:59.08] Okay, so now we draw cards.
[05:06.25] So I wouldn' t need any. I have a straight.
[05:09.12] Oh, good for you! Congratulations!
[05:14.49] Pheebs, how many do you want? I just need two.
[05:18.53] The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.
[05:23.30] No, you can' t I have the 10 of spades! Here.
[05:26.84] Thanks!
[05:29.81] No, you can' t do that. Don' t need them. I' m going for fours.
[05:34.65] Oh, you' re
[05:37.62] You' re going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man.
[05:48.33] We' ve got salmon roulettes and crudites.
[05:51.63] What are you doing?
[05:53.67] In poker, there' s no food with more than one syllable.
[05:57.70] It' s got to be like chips or dip or pretz
[06:03.04] I hope you' ll let it slide just this once. I was all out of " pretz."
[06:09.68] Now the dealer
[06:11.15] We got it. Let' s play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!
[06:15.09] You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn' t look happy.
[06:23.80] But I' m ready. So just deal.
[06:26.93] Okay, lastminute lesson! Joey....
[06:30.17] Three.
[06:31.80] Eight.
[06:33.37] Eight. Three. All right, very good.
[06:40.61] Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[06:42.68] Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was
[06:46.42] Yes?
[06:48.32] Downright gutsy.
[06:52.92] I see, so you were lying. About what?
[06:56.13] About how good your cards were. I was bluffing.
[07:00.23] And what is bluffing?
[07:04.57] Is it not another word for lying?
[07:13.38] We' ve got to settle. Settle what?
[07:17.45] The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
[07:21.79] See, King George is giving us the land....
[07:27.66] The game, Rachel. You owe us money. Right.
[07:32.03] It' s their first time. Let' s forget about the money.
[07:35.90] Hell, no. We' ll pay!
[07:38.74] Monica, I had another answer all ready.
[07:43.44] And you know what? We want a rematch.
[07:46.28] That' s fine with me. Could use some money.
[07:51.42] You' re enjoying this, aren' t you? Well, yeah, I am.
[07:56.85] So you get your yayas by taking money from your friends.
[08:02.66] Yes, and I get my yayas from KEA.
[08:07.43] You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less.
[08:12.17] Look, this is poker. I play to win.
[08:15.24] For me to win, others have to lose.
[08:17.91] If you' re gonna play, don' t expect me to be nice.
[08:21.65] Because once those cards are dealt....
[08:33.76] Yeah?
[08:38.46] I' m not a nice guy.
[08:47.47] All right, let' s eat.
[08:49.34] Did you get that from the " I Love Rachel Pizzeria"?
[08:53.61] You still on that? What was with that Black Bart speech?
[08:57.65] " When I play poker, I' m not a nice guy."
[09:01.75] You' re way off.
[09:03.39] No, I don' t think so, because I think you love her!
[09:07.76] No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.
[09:12.66] I just
[09:13.93] Marcel! Where are you going with that disk?
[09:17.47] You are not putting that on again.
[09:20.17] If you press that button, you are in very big trouble.
[09:57.81] Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
[10:03.81] What?
[10:05.68] " Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You' re black!"
[10:09.12] Please!
[10:13.66] I' m not as bad as Ross.
[10:16.03] I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
[10:20.00] That wasn' t an incident.
[10:22.00] I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.
[10:30.34] I got an interview! You' re kidding! Where?
[10:36.91] Oh, Rachel!
[10:39.08] It' s like the mother ship is calling you home.
[10:46.02] What' s the job? Assistant buyer.
[10:50.60] I would be shopping!
[10:54.13] For a living!
[10:57.94] That' s Aunt lris. She' s been playing poker since she was 5.
[11:02.11] You' ve got to listen to every word she says.
[11:05.58] ls Tony Randall dead? I don' t think so.
[11:08.68] He may be now. I hit him with my car. My God, really?
[11:12.55] No, that' s bluffing. Lesson number one.
[11:17.39] Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!
[11:23.09] Nice earrings. Thank you.
[11:27.83] Girls, sit down. Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel.
[11:32.80] Listen, I' m parked at a meter. Let' s do it. Okay?
[11:37.58] We' ll start with fivecard draw.
[11:40.24] Then we' ll go into the studs and the hold ' ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan.
[11:46.38] Don' t touch the cards when somebody is dealing.
[11:54.56] How is Nathan?
[11:55.86] Now he thinks he' s a man in a woman' s body.
[11:59.63] Don' t you mean a woman in a man' s body?
[12:03.17] It should be so simple.
[12:19.62] All right.
[12:37.50] I' m gonna pay for that tonight.
[12:45.11] Hi. Guys, guess what?
[12:47.78] The fifth dentist caved, and now they' re all recommending Trident?
[12:58.62] No, the interview!
[13:01.13] Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me.
[13:04.20] We talked for over two hours. We' ve the same taste in clothes.
[13:08.30] And I went to camp with her cousin.
[13:10.94] The job is perfect! I can do this. That' s great!
[13:15.61] Then she told a funny story. Great, tell us and we' ll laugh.
[13:19.91] Let' s play poker!
[13:23.38] Listen, we talked about it and if you don' t wanna play, it' s okay.
[13:28.09] Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary?
[13:34.83] Very funny.
[13:36.39] But we' d like to try poker again. Yes, I think we should.
[13:40.63] Do you want me to shuffle those? That' s okay, I' m gonna give it a go.
[13:55.18] So Pheebs owes 7. 50. Monica owes 10. 00.
[13:58.38] And Rachel, you owe 1 5 big ones!
[14:02.22] Thanks for teaching us CrossEyed Mary. We gotta play that other way.
[14:08.39] All right, here' s my 7. 50. But this money is cursed.
[14:12.50] What? I cursed it!
[14:16.47] Now bad things will happen to the spender.
[14:19.64] I' ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
[14:24.04] This way, I can split them up with a movie.
[14:27.14] So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 1 5.
[14:36.72] Let' s see. Rach, I' m opening up a new art gallery...
[14:40.52] ... and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton.
[14:47.06] It' s so typical. " I' m a man! I have a penis!
[14:51.44] I have to win money to exert my power over women!"
[14:58.71] This isn' t over.
[15:00.58] We' ll play you again. We' ll win. You' ll lose.
[15:03.85] You' ll beg. We' ll laugh.
[15:05.78] We' ll take every last dime you have. And you' ll hate yourselves forever!
[15:13.19] Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.
[15:16.49] I can' t believe you lost! How much did they take?
[15:20.10] Like 30 bucks.
[15:22.20] I' ll give you that money back. Really?
[15:25.10] No, I' m bluffing! You guys haven' t learned crap!
[15:31.74] Hand me the cards! Can l?
[15:34.58] Yes!
[15:42.45] Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing.
[15:48.66] No, that' s fine. We' ll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy.
[15:55.90] Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker?
[15:59.27] You guys, look! The oneeyed jack follows me wherever I go.
[16:04.64] Right. Serious poker.
[16:06.71] Mon, got any more of those salmon? You want to eat or play poker?
[16:11.62] Where are you going? To the bathroom.
[16:15.00] Want to go to the bathroom or play poker?
[16:18.00] Go to the bathroom.
[16:22.00] Well, I' m gonna order a pizza. No!
[16:24.80] I' m waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9: 00. Eat then.
[16:29.90] That' s fine. I' ll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over.
[16:34.81] All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante.
[16:39.34] Yes!
[16:41.55] Or no.
[16:45.35] All right! Your money' s mine, Greene. Your fly' s open, Geller.
[16:56.36] You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a " J"!
[17:04.70] Coincidence?
[17:07.44] That' s joincidence with a " C"!
[17:21.92] Phoebe? Yeah, I' m out.
[17:26.19] I' m in. Me too.
[17:29.03] Me too. What do you got?
[17:31.56] You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush.
[17:39.20] Well, well, well!
[17:41.11] Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes!
[17:46.11] I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh, my God!
[17:50.35] You know what? I' ll make a little Ross pile.
[17:53.65] Look!
[17:55.02] I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'.
[18:01.33] Well, I have got your money And you' ll never see it
[18:05.40] And your fly' s still open
[18:07.90] I made you look
[18:12.74] I' m in. I couldn' t be iner.
[18:15.54] Monica, in or out?
[18:18.54] I hate this game!
[18:28.49] Joey, your bet.
[18:30.12] I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach...
[18:33.62] ... by a fat guy with sores on his face.
[18:40.10] I' m out.
[18:42.87] Ross? I' m very in.
[18:46.67] Chandler? Couldn' t be more out.
[18:49.14] Me too. Rachel?
[18:52.34] I will see you and I' ll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?
[18:59.28] No, not this time. What did you have?
[19:02.25] I' m not telling. Show them.
[19:04.35] No. Show them!
[19:05.62] Get your hands out of there! I' ve had dates like this.
[19:11.93] Boy, you really can' t stand to lose, can you?
[19:15.27] Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple!
[19:20.74] Plus, that shirt doesn' t really match those pants.
[19:27.91] I' m not losing. You' re definitely losing.
[19:31.45] Hello. Rachel Greene.
[19:35.29] Excuse me. It' s about the job!
[19:38.76] Barbara, hi! How are you?
[19:45.90] No, I understand.
[19:49.70] Come on. No, I' m fine. Don' t be silly. Yeah.
[19:54.17] But if anything else opens up, please
[19:58.14] Hello?
[20:17.93] Sorry, Rach.
[20:19.63] There' s gonna be lots of other stuff.
[20:22.77] Okay.
[20:25.24] Where were we? Where were we?
[20:34.58] Look, Rach, we don' t have to do this. Yes, we do.
[20:41.62] All right. Check. Check.
[20:44.09] I' m in for 50 cents. Call.
[20:47.42] I' m in.
[20:49.63] I see your 50 cents...
[20:52.43] ... and I raise you 5.
[20:56.77] I thought it was a 50cent limit.
[20:59.30] I just lost a job, I' d like to raise it 5.
[21:02.44] Does anyone have a problem with that?
[21:05.48] Not at all. No.
[21:11.85] Loser?
[21:21.26] No, I fold. What do you mean, you fold?
[21:25.36] I thought that," Once the cards are dealt, I' m not a nice guy."
[21:30.00] Were you just full of it?
[21:45.72] I' m in.
[21:47.62] How many do you want? One.
[21:51.29] Dealer takes two.
[21:53.59] What do you bet? I bet 2.
[21:58.16] Okay. I see your 2...
[22:01.27] ... and I raise you...
[22:05.27] ... 20.
[22:11.78] I see your 20...
[22:14.71] ... raise you 25.
[22:22.19] I see your 25 and Monica, get my purse.
[22:32.06] Rachel, there' s nothing in it.
[22:35.73] Okay, then get me your purse.
[22:43.24] Here you go. Good luck! Thank you.
[22:46.64] I saw your 25 and I raise you...
[22:50.75] ... seven.
[22:53.32] teen! 1
[23:02.93] Joey, I' m a little shy.
[23:05.83] That' s okay, Ross. You can ask me.
[23:14.94] What do you need? 1 5. yao duo shao? 15 kuai
[23:17.11] Here' s 10. I got 5. zhe li you 10 kuai wo zhe li you 5 kuai
[23:19.24] Thank you. Good luck.
[23:22.35] I am calling your 1 7.
[23:25.28] What do you got?
[23:37.69] Full house.
[23:46.17] You got me.
[23:58.45] That' s tough to beat. I thought we had it!
[24:01.45] When you don' t have the cards, you don' t have the cards.
[24:05.56] But look how happy she is.
[24:17.87] Airmail. Airplane. Airport. Airport ' 75!
[24:24.81] Time' s up!
[24:26.61] Bye Bye Birdie!
[24:31.08] That' s a bird?
[24:33.38] That' s a bird!
[24:36.42] Okay, it' s my turn.
[24:40.39] Go!
[24:44.03] Bean! Bean!
[24:47.90] The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
[24:53.64] That you get?
[24:55.54] That you get?!
[03:56.-4] What? Joey cried last night.
[05:47.-3] Here we go.
[07:08.-2] Sorry to break up this party, but I' ve got to go fax resumes before work.
[09:55.-2] You believe what a jerk Ross was being?
[10:34.-4] Saks Fifth Avenue.
[12:16.-1] Ross, could we please listen to anything else?
[14:34.-4] Could you be any smugger?
[20:28.-2] Fivecard draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante.
[24:21.-2] Airport ' 77! Airport ' 79!
[00:14.16] We' re running low on resumes.
[00:16.53] You want a job with Popular Mechanics?
[00:19.50] If you' re gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones.
[00:23.94] Guys, I' m going for anything here. I can' t be a waitress anymore.
[00:28.81] I' m sick of the lousy tips. I' m sick of being called " Excuse Me."
[00:34.68] Paper cut! Paper cut! Here.
[00:40.89] Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice!
[00:44.66] Okay, we' re almost done. Only 20 more to go.
[00:48.03] Rach, did you proofread these? Yeah. Why?
[00:53.13] Nothing. I' m sure they' ll be impressed with your " compuper" skills.
[00:58.20] Oh, my God! Do you think it' s on all of them?
[01:06.41] No, I' m sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
[01:19.66] The One With the Poker
[02:09.27] They call this a love seat but I' m not feeling anything special towards you.
[02:24.69] Hey, guys. Hey.
[02:27.46] Hi, ladies.
[02:29.26] Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?
[02:32.93] Lots of responses. Really? Sure, we have scones left!
[02:37.84] Read them.
[02:39.04] " Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However"
[02:44.44] We have apple cinnamon " Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No.
[02:53.02] What? Your Visa bill is huge!
[02:56.72] Give me that.
[02:58.36] Linda' s great. Why won' t you go out with her?
[03:01.73] I don' t know. ls this about her...
[03:04.23] ... " The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?
[03:07.73] It' s not just that. I want someone who does something for me...
[03:12.57] ... who gets my heart pounding.
[03:15.67] Who makes me....
[03:19.28] Little playthings with yarn?
[03:23.35] What?
[03:24.92] Could you want her more?
[03:28.19] Who?
[03:29.39] Dee, the sarcastic sister from What' s Happening!!.
[03:40.33] Look, I' m totally over her.
[03:43.30] Hi! Coffee?
[03:44.80] No, we' re fine. Okay.
[03:52.71] Shut up! We' re not saying anything.
[03:59.88] Thank you. We were playing poker
[04:03.45] There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight.
[04:07.93] You should have seen him. " Read them and weep!"
[04:11.60] And then he did.
[04:14.63] Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
[04:18.64] Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing?
[04:22.94] It' s poker, so only guys can play? No. Women can play.
[04:27.31] Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know
[04:32.28] All right, what is it?
[04:35.79] There are just no women in our game.
[04:38.12] We just don' t know any women who know how to play poker.
[04:42.13] That is a lame excuse. It' s a typical guy response.
[04:45.76] Do you know how to play?
[04:48.30] No.
[04:51.27] But you could teach us. No.
[04:59.08] Okay, so now we draw cards.
[05:06.25] So I wouldn' t need any. I have a straight.
[05:09.12] Oh, good for you! Congratulations!
[05:14.49] Pheebs, how many do you want? I just need two.
[05:18.53] The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.
[05:23.30] No, you can' t I have the 10 of spades! Here.
[05:26.84] Thanks!
[05:29.81] No, you can' t do that. Don' t need them. I' m going for fours.
[05:34.65] Oh, you' re
[05:37.62] You' re going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man.
[05:48.33] We' ve got salmon roulettes and crudites.
[05:51.63] What are you doing?
[05:53.67] In poker, there' s no food with more than one syllable.
[05:57.70] It' s got to be like chips or dip or pretz
[06:03.04] I hope you' ll let it slide just this once. I was all out of " pretz."
[06:09.68] Now the dealer
[06:11.15] We got it. Let' s play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!
[06:15.09] You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn' t look happy.
[06:23.80] But I' m ready. So just deal.
[06:26.93] Okay, lastminute lesson! Joey....
[06:30.17] Three.
[06:31.80] Eight.
[06:33.37] Eight. Three. All right, very good.
[06:40.61] Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[06:42.68] Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was
[06:46.42] Yes?
[06:48.32] Downright gutsy.
[06:52.92] I see, so you were lying. About what?
[06:56.13] About how good your cards were. I was bluffing.
[07:00.23] And what is bluffing?
[07:04.57] Is it not another word for lying?
[07:13.38] We' ve got to settle. Settle what?
[07:17.45] The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
[07:21.79] See, King George is giving us the land....
[07:27.66] The game, Rachel. You owe us money. Right.
[07:32.03] It' s their first time. Let' s forget about the money.
[07:35.90] Hell, no. We' ll pay!
[07:38.74] Monica, I had another answer all ready.
[07:43.44] And you know what? We want a rematch.
[07:46.28] That' s fine with me. Could use some money.
[07:51.42] You' re enjoying this, aren' t you? Well, yeah, I am.
[07:56.85] So you get your yayas by taking money from your friends.
[08:02.66] Yes, and I get my yayas from KEA.
[08:07.43] You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less.
[08:12.17] Look, this is poker. I play to win.
[08:15.24] For me to win, others have to lose.
[08:17.91] If you' re gonna play, don' t expect me to be nice.
[08:21.65] Because once those cards are dealt....
[08:33.76] Yeah?
[08:38.46] I' m not a nice guy.
[08:47.47] All right, let' s eat.
[08:49.34] Did you get that from the " I Love Rachel Pizzeria"?
[08:53.61] You still on that? What was with that Black Bart speech?
[08:57.65] " When I play poker, I' m not a nice guy."
[09:01.75] You' re way off.
[09:03.39] No, I don' t think so, because I think you love her!
[09:07.76] No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.
[09:12.66] I just
[09:13.93] Marcel! Where are you going with that disk?
[09:17.47] You are not putting that on again.
[09:20.17] If you press that button, you are in very big trouble.
[09:57.81] Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
[10:03.81] What?
[10:05.68] " Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You' re black!"
[10:09.12] Please!
[10:13.66] I' m not as bad as Ross.
[10:16.03] I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
[10:20.00] That wasn' t an incident.
[10:22.00] I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.
[10:30.34] I got an interview! You' re kidding! Where?
[10:36.91] Oh, Rachel!
[10:39.08] It' s like the mother ship is calling you home.
[10:46.02] What' s the job? Assistant buyer.
[10:50.60] I would be shopping!
[10:54.13] For a living!
[10:57.94] That' s Aunt lris. She' s been playing poker since she was 5.
[11:02.11] You' ve got to listen to every word she says.
[11:05.58] ls Tony Randall dead? I don' t think so.
[11:08.68] He may be now. I hit him with my car. My God, really?
[11:12.55] No, that' s bluffing. Lesson number one.
[11:17.39] Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!
[11:23.09] Nice earrings. Thank you.
[11:27.83] Girls, sit down. Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel.
[11:32.80] Listen, I' m parked at a meter. Let' s do it. Okay?
[11:37.58] We' ll start with fivecard draw.
[11:40.24] Then we' ll go into the studs and the hold ' ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan.
[11:46.38] Don' t touch the cards when somebody is dealing.
[11:54.56] How is Nathan?
[11:55.86] Now he thinks he' s a man in a woman' s body.
[11:59.63] Don' t you mean a woman in a man' s body?
[12:03.17] It should be so simple.
[12:19.62] All right.
[12:37.50] I' m gonna pay for that tonight.
[12:45.11] Hi. Guys, guess what?
[12:47.78] The fifth dentist caved, and now they' re all recommending Trident?
[12:58.62] No, the interview!
[13:01.13] Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me.
[13:04.20] We talked for over two hours. We' ve the same taste in clothes.
[13:08.30] And I went to camp with her cousin.
[13:10.94] The job is perfect! I can do this. That' s great!
[13:15.61] Then she told a funny story. Great, tell us and we' ll laugh.
[13:19.91] Let' s play poker!
[13:23.38] Listen, we talked about it and if you don' t wanna play, it' s okay.
[13:28.09] Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary?
[13:34.83] Very funny.
[13:36.39] But we' d like to try poker again. Yes, I think we should.
[13:40.63] Do you want me to shuffle those? That' s okay, I' m gonna give it a go.
[13:55.18] So Pheebs owes 7. 50. Monica owes 10. 00.
[13:58.38] And Rachel, you owe 1 5 big ones!
[14:02.22] Thanks for teaching us CrossEyed Mary. We gotta play that other way.
[14:08.39] All right, here' s my 7. 50. But this money is cursed.
[14:12.50] What? I cursed it!
[14:16.47] Now bad things will happen to the spender.
[14:19.64] I' ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
[14:24.04] This way, I can split them up with a movie.
[14:27.14] So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 1 5.
[14:36.72] Let' s see. Rach, I' m opening up a new art gallery...
[14:40.52] ... and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton.
[14:47.06] It' s so typical. " I' m a man! I have a penis!
[14:51.44] I have to win money to exert my power over women!"
[14:58.71] This isn' t over.
[15:00.58] We' ll play you again. We' ll win. You' ll lose.
[15:03.85] You' ll beg. We' ll laugh.
[15:05.78] We' ll take every last dime you have. And you' ll hate yourselves forever!
[15:13.19] Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.
[15:16.49] I can' t believe you lost! How much did they take?
[15:20.10] Like 30 bucks.
[15:22.20] I' ll give you that money back. Really?
[15:25.10] No, I' m bluffing! You guys haven' t learned crap!
[15:31.74] Hand me the cards! Can l?
[15:34.58] Yes!
[15:42.45] Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing.
[15:48.66] No, that' s fine. We' ll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy.
[15:55.90] Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker?
[15:59.27] You guys, look! The oneeyed jack follows me wherever I go.
[16:04.64] Right. Serious poker.
[16:06.71] Mon, got any more of those salmon? You want to eat or play poker?
[16:11.62] Where are you going? To the bathroom.
[16:15.00] Want to go to the bathroom or play poker?
[16:18.00] Go to the bathroom.
[16:22.00] Well, I' m gonna order a pizza. No!
[16:24.80] I' m waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9: 00. Eat then.
[16:29.90] That' s fine. I' ll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over.
[16:34.81] All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante.
[16:39.34] Yes!
[16:41.55] Or no.
[16:45.35] All right! Your money' s mine, Greene. Your fly' s open, Geller.
[16:56.36] You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a " J"!
[17:04.70] Coincidence?
[17:07.44] That' s joincidence with a " C"!
[17:21.92] Phoebe? Yeah, I' m out.
[17:26.19] I' m in. Me too.
[17:29.03] Me too. What do you got?
[17:31.56] You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush.
[17:39.20] Well, well, well!
[17:41.11] Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes!
[17:46.11] I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh, my God!
[17:50.35] You know what? I' ll make a little Ross pile.
[17:53.65] Look!
[17:55.02] I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'.
[18:01.33] Well, I have got your money And you' ll never see it
[18:05.40] And your fly' s still open
[18:07.90] I made you look
[18:12.74] I' m in. I couldn' t be iner.
[18:15.54] Monica, in or out?
[18:18.54] I hate this game!
[18:28.49] Joey, your bet.
[18:30.12] I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach...
[18:33.62] ... by a fat guy with sores on his face.
[18:40.10] I' m out.
[18:42.87] Ross? I' m very in.
[18:46.67] Chandler? Couldn' t be more out.
[18:49.14] Me too. Rachel?
[18:52.34] I will see you and I' ll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?
[18:59.28] No, not this time. What did you have?
[19:02.25] I' m not telling. Show them.
[19:04.35] No. Show them!
[19:05.62] Get your hands out of there! I' ve had dates like this.
[19:11.93] Boy, you really can' t stand to lose, can you?
[19:15.27] Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple!
[19:20.74] Plus, that shirt doesn' t really match those pants.
[19:27.91] I' m not losing. You' re definitely losing.
[19:31.45] Hello. Rachel Greene.
[19:35.29] Excuse me. It' s about the job!
[19:38.76] Barbara, hi! How are you?
[19:45.90] No, I understand.
[19:49.70] Come on. No, I' m fine. Don' t be silly. Yeah.
[19:54.17] But if anything else opens up, please
[19:58.14] Hello?
[20:17.93] Sorry, Rach.
[20:19.63] There' s gonna be lots of other stuff.
[20:22.77] Okay.
[20:25.24] Where were we? Where were we?
[20:34.58] Look, Rach, we don' t have to do this. Yes, we do.
[20:41.62] All right. Check. Check.
[20:44.09] I' m in for 50 cents. Call.
[20:47.42] I' m in.
[20:49.63] I see your 50 cents...
[20:52.43] ... and I raise you 5.
[20:56.77] I thought it was a 50cent limit.
[20:59.30] I just lost a job, I' d like to raise it 5.
[21:02.44] Does anyone have a problem with that?
[21:05.48] Not at all. No.
[21:11.85] Loser?
[21:21.26] No, I fold. What do you mean, you fold?
[21:25.36] I thought that," Once the cards are dealt, I' m not a nice guy."
[21:30.00] Were you just full of it?
[21:45.72] I' m in.
[21:47.62] How many do you want? One.
[21:51.29] Dealer takes two.
[21:53.59] What do you bet? I bet 2.
[21:58.16] Okay. I see your 2...
[22:01.27] ... and I raise you...
[22:05.27] ... 20.
[22:11.78] I see your 20...
[22:14.71] ... raise you 25.
[22:22.19] I see your 25 and Monica, get my purse.
[22:32.06] Rachel, there' s nothing in it.
[22:35.73] Okay, then get me your purse.
[22:43.24] Here you go. Good luck! Thank you.
[22:46.64] I saw your 25 and I raise you...
[22:50.75] ... seven.
[22:53.32] teen! 1
[23:02.93] Joey, I' m a little shy.
[23:05.83] That' s okay, Ross. You can ask me.
[23:14.94] What do you need? 1 5. yào duō shǎo? 15 kuài
[23:17.11] Here' s 10. I got 5. zhè lǐ yǒu 10 kuài wǒ zhè lǐ yǒu 5 kuài
[23:19.24] Thank you. Good luck.
[23:22.35] I am calling your 1 7.
[23:25.28] What do you got?
[23:37.69] Full house.
[23:46.17] You got me.
[23:58.45] That' s tough to beat. I thought we had it!
[24:01.45] When you don' t have the cards, you don' t have the cards.
[24:05.56] But look how happy she is.
[24:17.87] Airmail. Airplane. Airport. Airport ' 75!
[24:24.81] Time' s up!
[24:26.61] Bye Bye Birdie!
[24:31.08] That' s a bird?
[24:33.38] That' s a bird!
[24:36.42] Okay, it' s my turn.
[24:40.39] Go!
[24:44.03] Bean! Bean!
[24:47.90] The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
[24:53.64] That you get?
[24:55.54] That you get?!
[00:14.16] 瑞秋,履历表已用完了
[00:16.53] 你真想到“大众技工”上班吗?
[00:19.50] 如果你真想为技工工作 那儿倒儿可试试
[00:23.94] 各位,我什么都得试试 我不能再当服务生了
[00:28.81] 我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费 我已厌倦别人对我说“麻烦一下”
[00:34.68] 裁纸刀!裁纸刀! -这里
[00:40.89] 柚子汁!柚子汁!
[00:44.66] 差不多搞定了.只剩20份了
[00:48.03] 瑞秋,这些你已校对过? -对,有问题吗?
[00:53.13] 没事,他们对你的“垫脑”技巧一定会印象深刻的
[00:58.20] 糟了,每一份上面都这样吗?
[01:06.41] 没有,影印机弄掉一些了
[01:19.66] 六人行 第1季 第18集 玩扑克
[02:09.27] 他们把这里叫做情侣座. 可是和你对面一点感觉都没有
[02:24.69] 嗨,小伙子们 -嗨
[02:27.46] 嗨,小姐们
[02:29.26] 需要什么吗?信件带来了没?
[02:32.93] 很多回复 -当然?我们这儿当然有烤饼
[02:37.84] 快念给我听
[02:39.04] 亲爱的格林小姐感谢您的询问,然而…
[02:44.44] 我们有苹果肉桂…-亲爱的格林小姐…好,好,不行.
[02:53.02] 怎么了?-你的开销不小呀
[02:56.72] 给我
[02:58.36] 我真不敢相信 琳达那么好你为何不再和她约会?
[03:01.73] 我也不知道 -是因为她说了
[03:04.23] 石头族真有可能发生?
[03:07.73] 不只是因为那样 因为我要一个能让我有感觉
[03:12.57] 能让我心跳加速
[03:15.67] 让我…
[03:19.28] 感情经验丰富的女人
[03:23.35] 什么?
[03:24.92] 你不是渴望着她?
[03:28.19] 谁?
[03:29.39] 明蒂,《发生何事》中 那个尖酸刻薄的女孩
[03:40.33] 我早就忘了她,行吗?
[03:43.30] 好啊! -咖啡?
[03:44.80] 我们很好 -好的
[03:52.71] 闭嘴! -我们什么都没说
[03:56.-4] 什么? -昨晚乔伊哭了
[03:59.88] 谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌
[04:03.45] 三点上有巧克力看起来像是八点
[04:07.93] 可惜你没看到 他说“准备痛哭流涕吧”
[04:11.60] 结果哭的是他
[04:14.63] 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌?
[04:18.64] 对,为什么? 好像这是有性别歧视的男人的专利
[04:22.94] 这是扑克,只有男人才玩? -才怪,女生也欢迎加人
[04:27.31] 那么为什么…这样的一些,为什么
[04:32.28] 到底为什么?
[04:35.79] 只是刚好女生没加入罢了
[04:38.12] 对,我们刚好找不到会玩的女生
[04:42.13] 拜托,这个借口真烂 男生都是这种反应
[04:45.76] 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌?
[04:48.30] 不会
[04:51.27] 你们可以教我 -不要
[04:59.08] 现在开始抽牌
[05:06.25] 我不需要换牌对吧? 因为我一把顺
[05:09.12] 对你来说不错! -恭喜了!
[05:14.49] 菲比,你要几张? -我需要两张
[05:18.53] 黑桃十和梅花六
[05:23.30] 不,你不能那样做 -等等,我有你要的黑桃
[05:26.84] 谢谢!
[05:29.81] 不…不能那样 -不…可以,我不需要.我要四张同点
[05:34.65] 哦,你们
[05:37.62] 我要四张同点.钱德, 你有吗?谢谢,小伙
[05:47.-3] 开始吧
[05:48.33] 我们有鲑鱼乐透和水果盘
[05:51.63] 摩妮卡,你在干什么?
[05:53.67] 扑克里面,食物的名称不能超过一个音节
[05:57.70] 洋芋片,沙司,椒盐卷…
[06:03.04] 我希望你能只卷这一次
[06:09.68] 现在开始发牌
[06:11.15] 知道了.开始玩真的吧.高赌资,大笔钱
[06:15.09] 你当真?菲比刚丢出十一点(杰克) 因为他们好像不开心
[06:23.80] 我准备好了,发牌
[06:26.93] 各位,最后通知!乔伊有
[06:30.17] 三点
[06:31.80] 八点
[06:33.37] 八点,三点,好的,不错
[06:40.61] 该死,该死,该死!
[06:42.68] 乔伊面上又一对5,该你们叫牌
[06:46.42] 好的?
[06:48.32] 明显而且大胆
[06:52.92] 我明白,就是骗 -骗什么?
[06:56.13] 骗你们牌有多好 -我在唬你们
[07:00.23] 什么是唬?
[07:04.57] 不就是骗的同义字吗?
[07:08.-2] 抱歉,我不能再玩了 我在明天工作前得打好履历表
[07:13.38] 瑞秋,我们得算帐(定居) -什么定居?
[07:17.45] 在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯城殖民地
[07:21.79] 乔治王把土地给我所以…
[07:27.66] 瑞秋,是赌局,你欠我们钱 -哦,好
[07:32.03] 你们知道吗?这是她们的第一次 别和她们计较钱了
[07:35.90] 不好,我们会付钱的
[07:38.74] 摩妮卡,我有另一个答案了
[07:43.44] 知道吗?我们要再来一次
[07:46.28] 不错,我有钱花了
[07:51.42] 你很享受这个,是不是 -我想是的
[07:56.85] 这么说你们的组合家俱 都用朋友的钱买来的
[08:02.66] 没错,而且我是在“宜家家俱”买的
[08:07.43] 自己得动手装,便宜许多
[08:12.17] 瑞秋,这是扑克牌,玩就是要赢
[08:15.24] 为使我能赚钱别人就得输
[08:17.91] 如果想和我玩牌就别指望我手下留情
[08:21.65] 因为牌一发出
[08:33.76] 然后呢?
[08:38.46] 我就六亲不认
[08:47.47] 各位,吃吧
[08:49.34] 这是从“我爱瑞秋匹萨屋”买的吗?
[08:53.61] 你们还在取笑我? -别这样嘛,为何学起黑道
[08:57.65] 玩起牌来我六亲不认
[09:01.75] 你扯太远了
[09:03.39] 我可不这么认为 因为我认为你爱她
[09:07.76] 不,或许我曾过她有意思 爱意早已消失
[09:12.66] 我只是
[09:13.93] 马修!你想把CD片怎么了?
[09:17.47] 不能再放上去,马修
[09:20.17] 如果你们再闹,你可真的有大麻烦了
[09:55.-2] 你知道罗斯那混蛋有多烂吗?
[09:57.81] 我懂 -他的好胜心最强了
[10:03.81] 什么?
[10:05.68] 凯蒂,我是摩妮卡,你是黑人
[10:09.12] 拜托
[10:13.66] 我没像罗斯那么烂
[10:16.03] 我抗议,“字典”事件呢?
[10:20.00] 我不是故意的
[10:22.00] 我在做手势时盘子不慎滑落
[10:30.34] 他们叫我去面谈了! -你在开玩笑吧?哪儿?
[10:34.-4] 第五大道萨克斯
[10:36.91] 哦,瑞秋
[10:39.08] 这就像是母船叫你归队
[10:46.02] 是什么工作? -采购助理
[10:50.60] 我要用购物…
[10:54.13] 来谋生了
[10:57.94] 她叫艾莉丝姑姑 她从五岁起便开始玩牌
[11:02.11] 她说的每字我们都得牢记在心
[11:05.58] 东尼蓝道死了? -我看不是
[11:08.68] 现在可能已死因为我开车撞到他了 -天啊…真的?
[11:12.55] 不,唬你们的,第一课
[11:17.39] 告诉你们玩牌听到的每个字都是狗屁
[11:23.09] 不错的耳环 -谢…
[11:27.83] 坐吧,各位 -艾莉丝姑姑,这位是菲比,她叫瑞秋
[11:32.80] 我的车停在计时器前,开始吧
[11:37.58] 我们从抽五张牌开始
[11:40.24] 然后我们开始看牌并且持牌. 我跟南希堂兄说
[11:46.38] 发牌的时候不要碰牌
[11:54.56] 南希怎么样?
[11:55.86] 他现在以为他是一个在女人身体里的男人
[11:59.63] 你是说一个女人在男人的身体里?
[12:03.17] 这很简单是吧
[12:16.-1] 罗斯,我们能听点别的吗?
[12:19.62] 好吧
[12:37.50] 我今晚可要倒大楣了
[12:45.11] 嗨,伙计们,猜猜看?
[12:47.78] 第五位牙医投奔他们,推荐“三叉戟”?
[12:58.62] 不,是面谈
[13:01.13] 简直无法相信!她喜欢我
[13:04.20] 我们谈了两个半小时 我们对服饰的品味一致
[13:08.30] 我从前还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营
[13:10.94] 这工作简直是太棒了,我可以胜任 -太好了…
[13:15.61] 然后她告诉我最好笑的事 -很好,你讲时我们一定会笑
[13:19.91] 玩牌吧
[13:23.38] 各位听好,我们谈过此事 如果你想不玩我们完全了解
[13:28.09] 对,我们可以玩别的像“字典”之类的
[13:34.83] 真好笑
[13:36.39] 我们想再给扑克牌一次机会 -我想是的
[13:40.63] 瑞秋,需要我来洗牌吗? -不用了,我想自己试试
[13:55.18] 菲比欠7块5,摩妮卡欠10块
[13:58.38] 瑞秋,你欠15块!
[14:02.22] 谢谢教我们“斜眼玛丽” 我们该用另一种方式玩了
[14:08.39] 这是我的7块5,不过这钱已受到诅咒
[14:12.50] 什么? -我已对它下咒!
[14:16.47] 花这些钱的人会倒大楣
[14:19.64] 无所谓,我接受.我反正够楣的了
[14:24.04] 这样我才能看场电影喘口气
[14:27.14] 才刚离开绿色扑克牌机,谁就欠了15块
[14:34.-4] 你能不能不打劫呢?
[14:36.72] 让我看看.瑞秋,我准备开一个画廊
[14:40.52] 我肯定可以用林肯和汉密尔顿的肖像
[14:47.06] 男生都这副德行 我是男人我有大家伙
[14:51.44] 我得赢钱增加力量以征服女人
[14:58.71] 知道吗?还没结束
[15:00.58] 我们会再找你们玩 而且我们会赢你们会输
[15:03.85] 你们会祈求,我们会大笑
[15:05.78] 我们会赢走你们的每一分钱 你们会永远恨死自己
[15:13.19] 我们的意见一致,摩妮卡
[15:16.49] 我无法相信你输了!有多少?
[15:20.10] 差不多30块
[15:22.20] 我会把钱退回去的 -真的吗?
[15:25.10] 不,我在唬你!你们还没有学偷鸡!
[15:31.74] 把牌递给我! -我来行吗?
[15:34.58] 是的!
[15:42.45] 现在可以交出钱来吗? 如此我们就不必正式玩了
[15:48.66] 不,我倒要看看谁笑到最后,猴子男
[15:55.90] 聊完了没?可以开始玩真的没?
[15:59.27] 你们看,独眼杰克到处跟踪我
[16:04.64] 好,玩真的
[16:06.71] 摩尼卡,你还有三文鱼吗? -你到底是吃东西还是玩牌?
[16:11.62] 你要上哪儿去? -浴室
[16:15.00] 你想上厕所还是玩牌?
[16:18.00] 我想上厕所
[16:22.00] 好吧,我去订此萨 -不
[16:24.80] 我仍等着工作的电话通知 他们的店在9点关门那时候再吃吧
[16:29.90] 行,我含薄荷糖提神
[16:34.81] 未见牌不得下注,下注吧
[16:39.34] 下…
[16:41.55] 不下
[16:45.35] 你的钱是我的了,菜鸟 -你的拉链没拉上,盖勒
[16:56.36] 我刚刚才了解到,十一点上有个J
[17:04.70] 真巧?
[17:07.44] 那是J碰巧和一个C在一起
[17:21.92] 菲比? -我不跟了
[17:26.19] 我跟 -我也跟
[17:29.03] 我也跟,你拿什么牌?
[17:31.56] 你最好逃出浴室 因为我拿五张同花(冲马桶)
[17:39.20] 好的,好的,好的!
[17:41.11] 回来吧,小子,因为我拿了四张六
[17:46.11] 我有四张六!我赢了… 我真的赢了,天哪
[17:50.35] 你们知道吗?我要把小罗斯堆起来
[17:53.65] 看!
[17:55.02] 我想这是罗斯的 那个也是罗斯的
[18:01.33] 我赚到你的钱,你再无法见到它
[18:05.40] 你的拉链依然没拉上
[18:07.90] 我让你低头看了
[18:12.74] 我跟 -我不能跟
[18:15.54] 摩妮卡,跟还不跟?
[18:18.54] 我讨厌玩牌
[18:28.49] 乔依,你呢?
[18:30.12] 我像是被满脸伤痕的胖子
[18:33.62] 撞到肚子的二流妓女
[18:40.10] 我不跟
[18:42.87] 罗斯? -我跟
[18:46.67] 钱德? -不跟
[18:49.14] 我也一样,瑞秋?
[18:52.34] 我不但跟而且还要加注 如何?还想再浪费钱吗?
[18:59.28] 这一回不会.快嘛,给我看
[19:02.25] 我不会说的 -给我看
[19:04.35] 不 -给我看
[19:05.62] 把你的手从那里拿开! -我有同样的约会经验
[19:11.93] 天啊,你真是输不起的家伙
[19:15.27] 你的脸涨得好红 太阳穴的小血管都浮出来了
[19:20.74] 而且衣裤并不相称
[19:27.91] 第一,我没输 -别再谈输了,快发牌吧你输定了
[19:31.45] 瑞秋格林
[19:35.29] 这是有关工作的电话
[19:38.76] 芭芭拉,你好吗?
[19:45.90] 不,我懂
[19:49.70] 不,我没事,快别这么说
[19:54.17] 是否还有其他职缺请人?
[19:58.14] 你好?
[20:17.93] 我很遗憾,瑞秋
[20:19.63] 工作满街都是
[20:22.77] 好的
[20:25.24] 玩到哪儿了?
[20:28.-2] 拿五张牌,十一点比较好,大家下注
[20:34.58] 瑞秋,别再玩了 -要玩,下注
[20:41.62] 好吧,下注 -下注
[20:44.09] 我下5毛钱 -跟跟
[20:47.42] 我跟
[20:49.63] 我跟你5毛
[20:52.43] 而且我要加5块钱
[20:56.77] 我以为5毛是上限
[20:59.30] 我刚失去工作所以想加5块
[21:02.44] 各位有问题吗?
[21:05.48] 当然没有 -没有
[21:11.85] 输家?
[21:21.26] 退出 -退出是什么意思?怎么了?
[21:25.36] 你不是发牌后就六亲不认的狠角色吗?
[21:30.00] 还是只是虚张声势?
[21:45.72] 我跟
[21:47.62] 几张牌? -一张
[21:51.29] 庄家两张
[21:53.59] 下多少? -我下2块
[21:58.16] 我跟你2块
[22:01.27] 再加你
[22:05.27] 20块
[22:11.78] 我跟你20块
[22:14.71] 再加到25块
[22:22.19] 跟你25块,摩妮卡,拿我的皮包来
[22:32.06] 瑞秋,里面没钱
[22:35.73] 那就拿你的皮包来
[22:43.24] 给你.祝你好运! -谢谢
[22:46.64] 谢谢,跟你25块,再加
[22:50.75] 7块
[22:53.32] 1块!
[23:02.93] 乔伊,我有点不好意思
[23:05.83] 没问题,你有什么问题可以问我
[23:14.94] 要多少? -15块
[23:17.11] 这里有10块 -我这里有5块
[23:19.24] 谢谢 -好运气
[23:22.35] 再加十七块
[23:25.28] 你拿什么牌?
[23:37.69] 葫芦
[23:46.17] 败给你了
[23:58.45] 那确实很难赢 -我因为我们会赢!
[24:01.45] 没有好牌就是没有好牌
[24:05.56] 瞧,她多开心
[24:17.87] 航空邮件 -飞机.机场,机场75
[24:21.-2] 机场77,机场79
[24:24.81] 时间到
[24:26.61] 再见…小鸟
[24:31.08] 那是小鸟?
[24:33.38] 那就是小鸟!
[24:36.42] 该我了
[24:40.39] 开始
[24:44.03] 豆子!豆子!
[24:47.90] 生命中无法承受的轻
[24:53.64] 答对了
[24:55.54] 这样就能猜中…
Friends S01E18 歌词
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