| 歌曲 | Friends S01E18 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [03:56.-4] | -What? -Joey cried last night. - |
| [05:47.-3] | Here we go. |
| [07:08.-2] | Sorry to break up this party,but I've got to go fax resumes before work. |
| [09:55.-2] | You believe what a jerk Ross was being? |
| [10:34.-4] | Saks Fifth Avenue. |
| [12:16.-1] | Ross,could we please listen to anything else? |
| [14:34.-4] | Could you be any smugger? |
| [20:28.-2] | Five-card draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante. |
| [24:21.-2] | Airport '77! Airport '79! |
| [00:14.16] | We're running low on resumes. |
| [00:16.53] | You want a job with Popular Mechanics? |
| [00:19.50] | If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones. |
| [00:23.94] | Guys,I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore. |
| [00:28.81] | I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." |
| [00:34.68] | -Paper cut! Paper cut! -Here. |
| [00:40.89] | Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice! |
| [00:44.66] | Okay,we're almost done. Only 20 more to go. |
| [00:48.03] | -Rach,did you proofread these? -Yeah. Why? - |
| [00:53.13] | Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your "compuper" skills. |
| [00:58.20] | Oh,my God! Do you think it's on all of them? |
| [01:06.41] | No,I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. |
| [01:19.66] | The One With the Poker |
| [02:09.27] | They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you. |
| [02:24.69] | -Hey,guys. -Hey. |
| [02:27.46] | Hi,ladies. |
| [02:29.26] | Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail? |
| [02:32.93] | -Lots of responses. -Really? Sure,we have scones left! - |
| [02:37.84] | Read them. |
| [02:39.04] | "Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However" |
| [02:44.44] | -We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah,yeah! No. - |
| [02:53.02] | -What? -Your Visa bill is huge! - |
| [02:56.72] | Give me that. |
| [02:58.36] | Linda's great. Why won't you go out with her? |
| [03:01.73] | -I don't know. -ls this about her... - |
| [03:04.23] | ... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? |
| [03:07.73] | It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me... |
| [03:12.57] | ...who gets my heart pounding. |
| [03:15.67] | Who makes me.... |
| [03:19.28] | Little playthings with yarn? |
| [03:23.35] | What? |
| [03:24.92] | Could you want her more? |
| [03:28.19] | Who? |
| [03:29.39] | Dee,the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!. |
| [03:40.33] | Look,I'm totally over her. |
| [03:43.30] | -Hi! -Coffee? |
| [03:44.80] | -No,we're fine. -Okay. - |
| [03:52.71] | -Shut up! -We're not saying anything. - |
| [03:59.88] | -Thank you. -We were playing poker - |
| [04:03.45] | There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. |
| [04:07.93] | You should have seen him. "Read them and weep!" |
| [04:11.60] | And then he did. |
| [04:14.63] | Now,how come you guys have never played poker with us? |
| [04:18.64] | Yeah,what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? |
| [04:22.94] | -It's poker,so only guys can play? -No. Women can play. - |
| [04:27.31] | Then,what is it? Some kind of,like, some kind of,you know |
| [04:32.28] | All right,what is it? |
| [04:35.79] | There are just no women in our game. |
| [04:38.12] | We just don't know any women who know how to play poker. |
| [04:42.13] | That is a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response. |
| [04:45.76] | Do you know how to play? |
| [04:48.30] | No. |
| [04:51.27] | -But you could teach us. -No. - |
| [04:59.08] | Okay,so now we draw cards. |
| [05:06.25] | So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight. |
| [05:09.12] | -Oh,good for you! -Congratulations! |
| [05:14.49] | -Pheebs,how many do you want? -I just need two. - |
| [05:18.53] | The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. |
| [05:23.30] | -No,you can't -I have the 10 of spades! Here. - |
| [05:26.84] | Thanks! |
| [05:29.81] | -No,you can't do that. -Don't need them. I'm going for fours. - |
| [05:34.65] | Oh,you're |
| [05:37.62] | You're going for fours. Chandler,could you? Thanks,man. |
| [05:48.33] | We've got salmon roulettes and crudites. |
| [05:51.63] | What are you doing? |
| [05:53.67] | In poker,there's no food with more than one syllable. |
| [05:57.70] | It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz |
| [06:03.04] | I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz." |
| [06:09.68] | Now the dealer |
| [06:11.15] | We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks! |
| [06:15.09] | You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy. |
| [06:23.80] | But I'm ready. So just deal. |
| [06:26.93] | Okay,last-minute lesson! Joey.... |
| [06:30.17] | Three. |
| [06:31.80] | Eight. |
| [06:33.37] | Eight. Three. All right,very good. |
| [06:40.61] | Damn it,damn it,damn it! |
| [06:42.68] | Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was |
| [06:46.42] | Yes? |
| [06:48.32] | Downright gutsy. |
| [06:52.92] | -I see,so you were lying. -About what? |
| [06:56.13] | -About how good your cards were. -I was bluffing. - |
| [07:00.23] | And what is bluffing? |
| [07:04.57] | Is it not another word for lying? |
| [07:13.38] | -We've got to settle. -Settle what? |
| [07:17.45] | The Jamestown colony of Virginia. |
| [07:21.79] | See,King George is giving us the land.... |
| [07:27.66] | -The game,Rachel. You owe us money. -Right. - |
| [07:32.03] | It's their first time. Let's forget about the money. |
| [07:35.90] | Hell,no. We'll pay! |
| [07:38.74] | Monica,I had another answer all ready. |
| [07:43.44] | And you know what? We want a rematch. |
| [07:46.28] | That's fine with me. Could use some money. |
| [07:51.42] | -You're enjoying this,aren't you? -Well,yeah,I am. - |
| [07:56.85] | So you get your ya-yas by taking money from your friends. |
| [08:02.66] | Yes,and I get my ya-yas from KEA. |
| [08:07.43] | You have to put them together yourself,but they cost less. |
| [08:12.17] | Look,this is poker. I play to win. |
| [08:15.24] | For me to win, others have to lose. |
| [08:17.91] | If you're gonna play, don't expect me to be nice. |
| [08:21.65] | Because once those cards are dealt.... |
| [08:33.76] | Yeah? |
| [08:38.46] | I'm not a nice guy. |
| [08:47.47] | All right,let's eat. |
| [08:49.34] | Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? |
| [08:53.61] | -You still on that? -What was with that Black Bart speech? - |
| [08:57.65] | "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy." |
| [09:01.75] | You're way off. |
| [09:03.39] | No,I don't think so, because I think you love her! |
| [09:07.76] | No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore. |
| [09:12.66] | I just |
| [09:13.93] | Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? |
| [09:17.47] | You are not putting that on again. |
| [09:20.17] | If you press that button, you are in very big trouble. |
| [09:57.81] | -Yeah,I know. -He can get really competitive. - |
| [10:03.81] | What? |
| [10:05.68] | "Hello,kettle? This is Monica. You're black!" |
| [10:09.12] | Please! |
| [10:13.66] | I'm not as bad as Ross. |
| [10:16.03] | I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? |
| [10:20.00] | That wasn't an incident. |
| [10:22.00] | I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. |
| [10:30.34] | -I got an interview! -You're kidding! Where? - |
| [10:36.91] | Oh,Rachel! |
| [10:39.08] | It's like the mother ship is calling you home. |
| [10:46.02] | -What's the job? -Assistant buyer. - |
| [10:50.60] | I would be shopping! |
| [10:54.13] | For a living! |
| [10:57.94] | That's Aunt lris. She's been playing poker since she was 5. |
| [11:02.11] | You've got to listen to every word she says. |
| [11:05.58] | -ls Tony Randall dead? -I don't think so. - |
| [11:08.68] | -He may be now. I hit him with my car. -My God,really? - |
| [11:12.55] | No,that's bluffing. Lesson number one. |
| [11:17.39] | Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! |
| [11:23.09] | -Nice earrings. -Thank you. |
| [11:27.83] | -Girls,sit down. -Aunt lris,this is Phoebe and Rachel. - |
| [11:32.80] | Listen,I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay? |
| [11:37.58] | We'll start with five-card draw. |
| [11:40.24] | Then we'll go into the studs and the hold 'ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan. |
| [11:46.38] | Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing. |
| [11:54.56] | How is Nathan? |
| [11:55.86] | Now he thinks he's a man in a woman's body. |
| [11:59.63] | Don't you mean a woman in a man's body? |
| [12:03.17] | It should be so simple. |
| [12:19.62] | All right. |
| [12:37.50] | I'm gonna pay for that tonight. |
| [12:45.11] | Hi. Guys,guess what? |
| [12:47.78] | The fifth dentist caved,and now they're all recommending Trident? |
| [12:58.62] | No,the interview! |
| [13:01.13] | Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me. |
| [13:04.20] | We talked for over two hours. We've the same taste in clothes. |
| [13:08.30] | And I went to camp with her cousin. |
| [13:10.94] | -The job is perfect! I can do this. -That's great! - |
| [13:15.61] | -Then she told a funny story. -Great,tell us and we'll laugh. - |
| [13:19.91] | Let's play poker! |
| [13:23.38] | Listen,we talked about it and if you don't wanna play,it's okay. |
| [13:28.09] | Yes,we can play some other game. Like Pictionary? |
| [13:34.83] | Very funny. |
| [13:36.39] | -But we'd like to try poker again. -Yes,I think we should. - |
| [13:40.63] | -Do you want me to shuffle those? -That's okay,I'm gonna give it a go. - |
| [13:55.18] | So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00. |
| [13:58.38] | And Rachel,you owe 1 5 big ones! |
| [14:02.22] | Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. We gotta play that other way. |
| [14:08.39] | All right,here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed. |
| [14:12.50] | -What? -I cursed it! |
| [14:16.47] | Now bad things will happen to the spender. |
| [14:19.64] | I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. |
| [14:24.04] | This way,I can split them up with a movie. |
| [14:27.14] | So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine,who owes 1 5. |
| [14:36.72] | Let's see. Rach,I'm opening up a new art gallery... |
| [14:40.52] | ...and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton. |
| [14:47.06] | It's so typical. "I'm a man! I have a penis! |
| [14:51.44] | I have to win money to exert my power over women!" |
| [14:58.71] | This isn't over. |
| [15:00.58] | We'll play you again. We'll win. You'll lose. |
| [15:03.85] | You'll beg. We'll laugh. |
| [15:05.78] | We'll take every last dime you have. And you'll hate yourselves forever! |
| [15:13.19] | Kind of stepped on my point there,Mon. |
| [15:16.49] | I can't believe you lost! How much did they take? |
| [15:20.10] | Like 30 bucks. |
| [15:22.20] | -I'll give you that money back. -Really? - |
| [15:25.10] | No,I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap! |
| [15:31.74] | -Hand me the cards! -Can l? |
| [15:34.58] | Yes! |
| [15:42.45] | Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing. |
| [15:48.66] | No,that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh,monkey boy. |
| [15:55.90] | Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? |
| [15:59.27] | You guys,look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. |
| [16:04.64] | Right. Serious poker. |
| [16:06.71] | -Mon,got any more of those salmon? -You want to eat or play poker? - |
| [16:11.62] | -Where are you going? -To the bathroom. - |
| [16:15.00] | Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? |
| [16:18.00] | Go to the bathroom. |
| [16:22.00] | -Well,I'm gonna order a pizza. -No! - |
| [16:24.80] | I'm waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9:00. Eat then. |
| [16:29.90] | That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. |
| [16:34.81] | All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. |
| [16:39.34] | Yes! |
| [16:41.55] | Or no. |
| [16:45.35] | -All right! Your money's mine,Greene. -Your fly's open,Geller. - |
| [16:56.36] | You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a "J"! |
| [17:04.70] | Coincidence? |
| [17:07.44] | That's jo-incidence with a "C"! |
| [17:21.92] | -Phoebe? -Yeah,I'm out. |
| [17:26.19] | -I'm in. -Me too. - |
| [17:29.03] | Me too. What do you got? |
| [17:31.56] | You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. |
| [17:39.20] | Well,well,well! |
| [17:41.11] | Hop back in,bucko, because I got four sixes! |
| [17:46.11] | I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh,my God! |
| [17:50.35] | You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile. |
| [17:53.65] | Look! |
| [17:55.02] | I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. |
| [18:01.33] | Well,I have got your money And you'll never see it |
| [18:05.40] | And your fly's still open |
| [18:07.90] | I made you look |
| [18:12.74] | -I'm in. -I couldn't be in-er. - |
| [18:15.54] | Monica,in or out? |
| [18:18.54] | I hate this game! |
| [18:28.49] | Joey,your bet. |
| [18:30.12] | I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach... |
| [18:33.62] | ... by a fat guy with sores on his face. |
| [18:40.10] | I'm out. |
| [18:42.87] | -Ross? -I'm very in. |
| [18:46.67] | -Chandler? -Couldn't be more out. |
| [18:49.14] | Me too. Rachel? |
| [18:52.34] | I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck? |
| [18:59.28] | No,not this time. What did you have? |
| [19:02.25] | -I'm not telling. -Show them. - |
| [19:04.35] | -No. -Show them! |
| [19:05.62] | -Get your hands out of there! -I've had dates like this. - |
| [19:11.93] | Boy,you really can't stand to lose,can you? |
| [19:15.27] | Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple! |
| [19:20.74] | Plus,that shirt doesn't really match those pants. |
| [19:27.91] | -I'm not losing. -You're definitely losing. - |
| [19:31.45] | Hello. Rachel Greene. |
| [19:35.29] | Excuse me. It's about the job! |
| [19:38.76] | Barbara,hi! How are you? |
| [19:45.90] | No,I understand. |
| [19:49.70] | Come on. No,I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah. |
| [19:54.17] | But if anything else opens up,please |
| [19:58.14] | Hello? |
| [20:17.93] | Sorry,Rach. |
| [20:19.63] | There's gonna be lots of other stuff. |
| [20:22.77] | Okay. |
| [20:25.24] | Where were we? Where were we? |
| [20:34.58] | -Look,Rach,we don't have to do this. -Yes,we do. - |
| [20:41.62] | -All right. Check. -Check. |
| [20:44.09] | -I'm in for 50 cents. -Call. |
| [20:47.42] | I'm in. |
| [20:49.63] | I see your 50 cents... |
| [20:52.43] | ...and I raise you $5. |
| [20:56.77] | I thought it was a 50-cent limit. |
| [20:59.30] | I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5. |
| [21:02.44] | Does anyone have a problem with that? |
| [21:05.48] | -Not at all. -No. - |
| [21:11.85] | Loser? |
| [21:21.26] | -No,I fold. -What do you mean,you fold? - |
| [21:25.36] | I thought that,"Once the cards are dealt,I'm not a nice guy." |
| [21:30.00] | Were you just full of it? |
| [21:45.72] | I'm in. |
| [21:47.62] | -How many do you want? -One. - |
| [21:51.29] | Dealer takes two. |
| [21:53.59] | -What do you bet? -I bet $2. - |
| [21:58.16] | Okay. I see your $2... |
| [22:01.27] | ...and I raise you... |
| [22:05.27] | ... 20. |
| [22:11.78] | I see your $20... |
| [22:14.71] | ... raise you $25. |
| [22:22.19] | I see your $25 and Monica,get my purse. |
| [22:32.06] | Rachel,there's nothing in it. |
| [22:35.73] | Okay,then get me your purse. |
| [22:43.24] | -Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you. |
| [22:46.64] | I saw your $25 and I raise you... |
| [22:50.75] | ...seven. … |
| [22:53.32] | teen! 1 |
| [23:02.93] | Joey,I'm a little shy. |
| [23:05.83] | That's okay,Ross. You can ask me. |
| [23:14.94] | -What do you need? -1 5. -要多少? -15块 |
| [23:17.11] | -Here's 10. -I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块 |
| [23:19.24] | -Thank you. -Good luck. - |
| [23:22.35] | I am calling your 1 7. |
| [23:25.28] | What do you got? |
| [23:37.69] | Full house. |
| [23:46.17] | You got me. |
| [23:58.45] | -That's tough to beat. -I thought we had it! - |
| [24:01.45] | When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. |
| [24:05.56] | But look how happy she is. |
| [24:17.87] | -Airmail. -Airplane. Airport. Airport '75! |
| [24:24.81] | Time's up! |
| [24:26.61] | Bye Bye Birdie! |
| [24:31.08] | That's a bird? |
| [24:33.38] | That's a bird! |
| [24:36.42] | Okay,it's my turn. |
| [24:40.39] | Go! |
| [24:44.03] | Bean! Bean! |
| [24:47.90] | The Unbearable Lightness of Being! |
| [24:53.64] | That you get? |
| [24:55.54] | That you get?! |
| [03:56.-4] | What? Joey cried last night. |
| [05:47.-3] | Here we go. |
| [07:08.-2] | Sorry to break up this party, but I' ve got to go fax resumes before work. |
| [09:55.-2] | You believe what a jerk Ross was being? |
| [10:34.-4] | Saks Fifth Avenue. |
| [12:16.-1] | Ross, could we please listen to anything else? |
| [14:34.-4] | Could you be any smugger? |
| [20:28.-2] | Fivecard draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante. |
| [24:21.-2] | Airport ' 77! Airport ' 79! |
| [00:14.16] | We' re running low on resumes. |
| [00:16.53] | You want a job with Popular Mechanics? |
| [00:19.50] | If you' re gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones. |
| [00:23.94] | Guys, I' m going for anything here. I can' t be a waitress anymore. |
| [00:28.81] | I' m sick of the lousy tips. I' m sick of being called " Excuse Me." |
| [00:34.68] | Paper cut! Paper cut! Here. |
| [00:40.89] | Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice! |
| [00:44.66] | Okay, we' re almost done. Only 20 more to go. |
| [00:48.03] | Rach, did you proofread these? Yeah. Why? |
| [00:53.13] | Nothing. I' m sure they' ll be impressed with your " compuper" skills. |
| [00:58.20] | Oh, my God! Do you think it' s on all of them? |
| [01:06.41] | No, I' m sure the Xerox machine caught a few. |
| [01:19.66] | The One With the Poker |
| [02:09.27] | They call this a love seat but I' m not feeling anything special towards you. |
| [02:24.69] | Hey, guys. Hey. |
| [02:27.46] | Hi, ladies. |
| [02:29.26] | Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail? |
| [02:32.93] | Lots of responses. Really? Sure, we have scones left! |
| [02:37.84] | Read them. |
| [02:39.04] | " Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However" |
| [02:44.44] | We have apple cinnamon " Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No. |
| [02:53.02] | What? Your Visa bill is huge! |
| [02:56.72] | Give me that. |
| [02:58.36] | Linda' s great. Why won' t you go out with her? |
| [03:01.73] | I don' t know. ls this about her... |
| [03:04.23] | ... " The Flintstones could have really happened" thing? |
| [03:07.73] | It' s not just that. I want someone who does something for me... |
| [03:12.57] | ... who gets my heart pounding. |
| [03:15.67] | Who makes me.... |
| [03:19.28] | Little playthings with yarn? |
| [03:23.35] | What? |
| [03:24.92] | Could you want her more? |
| [03:28.19] | Who? |
| [03:29.39] | Dee, the sarcastic sister from What' s Happening!!. |
| [03:40.33] | Look, I' m totally over her. |
| [03:43.30] | Hi! Coffee? |
| [03:44.80] | No, we' re fine. Okay. |
| [03:52.71] | Shut up! We' re not saying anything. |
| [03:59.88] | Thank you. We were playing poker |
| [04:03.45] | There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. |
| [04:07.93] | You should have seen him. " Read them and weep!" |
| [04:11.60] | And then he did. |
| [04:14.63] | Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? |
| [04:18.64] | Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing? |
| [04:22.94] | It' s poker, so only guys can play? No. Women can play. |
| [04:27.31] | Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know |
| [04:32.28] | All right, what is it? |
| [04:35.79] | There are just no women in our game. |
| [04:38.12] | We just don' t know any women who know how to play poker. |
| [04:42.13] | That is a lame excuse. It' s a typical guy response. |
| [04:45.76] | Do you know how to play? |
| [04:48.30] | No. |
| [04:51.27] | But you could teach us. No. |
| [04:59.08] | Okay, so now we draw cards. |
| [05:06.25] | So I wouldn' t need any. I have a straight. |
| [05:09.12] | Oh, good for you! Congratulations! |
| [05:14.49] | Pheebs, how many do you want? I just need two. |
| [05:18.53] | The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. |
| [05:23.30] | No, you can' t I have the 10 of spades! Here. |
| [05:26.84] | Thanks! |
| [05:29.81] | No, you can' t do that. Don' t need them. I' m going for fours. |
| [05:34.65] | Oh, you' re |
| [05:37.62] | You' re going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man. |
| [05:48.33] | We' ve got salmon roulettes and crudites. |
| [05:51.63] | What are you doing? |
| [05:53.67] | In poker, there' s no food with more than one syllable. |
| [05:57.70] | It' s got to be like chips or dip or pretz |
| [06:03.04] | I hope you' ll let it slide just this once. I was all out of " pretz." |
| [06:09.68] | Now the dealer |
| [06:11.15] | We got it. Let' s play for real. High stakes. Big bucks! |
| [06:15.09] | You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn' t look happy. |
| [06:23.80] | But I' m ready. So just deal. |
| [06:26.93] | Okay, lastminute lesson! Joey.... |
| [06:30.17] | Three. |
| [06:31.80] | Eight. |
| [06:33.37] | Eight. Three. All right, very good. |
| [06:40.61] | Damn it, damn it, damn it! |
| [06:42.68] | Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was |
| [06:46.42] | Yes? |
| [06:48.32] | Downright gutsy. |
| [06:52.92] | I see, so you were lying. About what? |
| [06:56.13] | About how good your cards were. I was bluffing. |
| [07:00.23] | And what is bluffing? |
| [07:04.57] | Is it not another word for lying? |
| [07:13.38] | We' ve got to settle. Settle what? |
| [07:17.45] | The Jamestown colony of Virginia. |
| [07:21.79] | See, King George is giving us the land.... |
| [07:27.66] | The game, Rachel. You owe us money. Right. |
| [07:32.03] | It' s their first time. Let' s forget about the money. |
| [07:35.90] | Hell, no. We' ll pay! |
| [07:38.74] | Monica, I had another answer all ready. |
| [07:43.44] | And you know what? We want a rematch. |
| [07:46.28] | That' s fine with me. Could use some money. |
| [07:51.42] | You' re enjoying this, aren' t you? Well, yeah, I am. |
| [07:56.85] | So you get your yayas by taking money from your friends. |
| [08:02.66] | Yes, and I get my yayas from KEA. |
| [08:07.43] | You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less. |
| [08:12.17] | Look, this is poker. I play to win. |
| [08:15.24] | For me to win, others have to lose. |
| [08:17.91] | If you' re gonna play, don' t expect me to be nice. |
| [08:21.65] | Because once those cards are dealt.... |
| [08:33.76] | Yeah? |
| [08:38.46] | I' m not a nice guy. |
| [08:47.47] | All right, let' s eat. |
| [08:49.34] | Did you get that from the " I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? |
| [08:53.61] | You still on that? What was with that Black Bart speech? |
| [08:57.65] | " When I play poker, I' m not a nice guy." |
| [09:01.75] | You' re way off. |
| [09:03.39] | No, I don' t think so, because I think you love her! |
| [09:07.76] | No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore. |
| [09:12.66] | I just |
| [09:13.93] | Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? |
| [09:17.47] | You are not putting that on again. |
| [09:20.17] | If you press that button, you are in very big trouble. |
| [09:57.81] | Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive. |
| [10:03.81] | What? |
| [10:05.68] | " Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You' re black!" |
| [10:09.12] | Please! |
| [10:13.66] | I' m not as bad as Ross. |
| [10:16.03] | I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? |
| [10:20.00] | That wasn' t an incident. |
| [10:22.00] | I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. |
| [10:30.34] | I got an interview! You' re kidding! Where? |
| [10:36.91] | Oh, Rachel! |
| [10:39.08] | It' s like the mother ship is calling you home. |
| [10:46.02] | What' s the job? Assistant buyer. |
| [10:50.60] | I would be shopping! |
| [10:54.13] | For a living! |
| [10:57.94] | That' s Aunt lris. She' s been playing poker since she was 5. |
| [11:02.11] | You' ve got to listen to every word she says. |
| [11:05.58] | ls Tony Randall dead? I don' t think so. |
| [11:08.68] | He may be now. I hit him with my car. My God, really? |
| [11:12.55] | No, that' s bluffing. Lesson number one. |
| [11:17.39] | Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! |
| [11:23.09] | Nice earrings. Thank you. |
| [11:27.83] | Girls, sit down. Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. |
| [11:32.80] | Listen, I' m parked at a meter. Let' s do it. Okay? |
| [11:37.58] | We' ll start with fivecard draw. |
| [11:40.24] | Then we' ll go into the studs and the hold ' ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan. |
| [11:46.38] | Don' t touch the cards when somebody is dealing. |
| [11:54.56] | How is Nathan? |
| [11:55.86] | Now he thinks he' s a man in a woman' s body. |
| [11:59.63] | Don' t you mean a woman in a man' s body? |
| [12:03.17] | It should be so simple. |
| [12:19.62] | All right. |
| [12:37.50] | I' m gonna pay for that tonight. |
| [12:45.11] | Hi. Guys, guess what? |
| [12:47.78] | The fifth dentist caved, and now they' re all recommending Trident? |
| [12:58.62] | No, the interview! |
| [13:01.13] | Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me. |
| [13:04.20] | We talked for over two hours. We' ve the same taste in clothes. |
| [13:08.30] | And I went to camp with her cousin. |
| [13:10.94] | The job is perfect! I can do this. That' s great! |
| [13:15.61] | Then she told a funny story. Great, tell us and we' ll laugh. |
| [13:19.91] | Let' s play poker! |
| [13:23.38] | Listen, we talked about it and if you don' t wanna play, it' s okay. |
| [13:28.09] | Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary? |
| [13:34.83] | Very funny. |
| [13:36.39] | But we' d like to try poker again. Yes, I think we should. |
| [13:40.63] | Do you want me to shuffle those? That' s okay, I' m gonna give it a go. |
| [13:55.18] | So Pheebs owes 7. 50. Monica owes 10. 00. |
| [13:58.38] | And Rachel, you owe 1 5 big ones! |
| [14:02.22] | Thanks for teaching us CrossEyed Mary. We gotta play that other way. |
| [14:08.39] | All right, here' s my 7. 50. But this money is cursed. |
| [14:12.50] | What? I cursed it! |
| [14:16.47] | Now bad things will happen to the spender. |
| [14:19.64] | I' ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. |
| [14:24.04] | This way, I can split them up with a movie. |
| [14:27.14] | So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 1 5. |
| [14:36.72] | Let' s see. Rach, I' m opening up a new art gallery... |
| [14:40.52] | ... and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton. |
| [14:47.06] | It' s so typical. " I' m a man! I have a penis! |
| [14:51.44] | I have to win money to exert my power over women!" |
| [14:58.71] | This isn' t over. |
| [15:00.58] | We' ll play you again. We' ll win. You' ll lose. |
| [15:03.85] | You' ll beg. We' ll laugh. |
| [15:05.78] | We' ll take every last dime you have. And you' ll hate yourselves forever! |
| [15:13.19] | Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. |
| [15:16.49] | I can' t believe you lost! How much did they take? |
| [15:20.10] | Like 30 bucks. |
| [15:22.20] | I' ll give you that money back. Really? |
| [15:25.10] | No, I' m bluffing! You guys haven' t learned crap! |
| [15:31.74] | Hand me the cards! Can l? |
| [15:34.58] | Yes! |
| [15:42.45] | Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing. |
| [15:48.66] | No, that' s fine. We' ll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. |
| [15:55.90] | Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? |
| [15:59.27] | You guys, look! The oneeyed jack follows me wherever I go. |
| [16:04.64] | Right. Serious poker. |
| [16:06.71] | Mon, got any more of those salmon? You want to eat or play poker? |
| [16:11.62] | Where are you going? To the bathroom. |
| [16:15.00] | Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? |
| [16:18.00] | Go to the bathroom. |
| [16:22.00] | Well, I' m gonna order a pizza. No! |
| [16:24.80] | I' m waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9: 00. Eat then. |
| [16:29.90] | That' s fine. I' ll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. |
| [16:34.81] | All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante. |
| [16:39.34] | Yes! |
| [16:41.55] | Or no. |
| [16:45.35] | All right! Your money' s mine, Greene. Your fly' s open, Geller. |
| [16:56.36] | You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a " J"! |
| [17:04.70] | Coincidence? |
| [17:07.44] | That' s joincidence with a " C"! |
| [17:21.92] | Phoebe? Yeah, I' m out. |
| [17:26.19] | I' m in. Me too. |
| [17:29.03] | Me too. What do you got? |
| [17:31.56] | You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. |
| [17:39.20] | Well, well, well! |
| [17:41.11] | Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! |
| [17:46.11] | I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh, my God! |
| [17:50.35] | You know what? I' ll make a little Ross pile. |
| [17:53.65] | Look! |
| [17:55.02] | I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. |
| [18:01.33] | Well, I have got your money And you' ll never see it |
| [18:05.40] | And your fly' s still open |
| [18:07.90] | I made you look |
| [18:12.74] | I' m in. I couldn' t be iner. |
| [18:15.54] | Monica, in or out? |
| [18:18.54] | I hate this game! |
| [18:28.49] | Joey, your bet. |
| [18:30.12] | I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach... |
| [18:33.62] | ... by a fat guy with sores on his face. |
| [18:40.10] | I' m out. |
| [18:42.87] | Ross? I' m very in. |
| [18:46.67] | Chandler? Couldn' t be more out. |
| [18:49.14] | Me too. Rachel? |
| [18:52.34] | I will see you and I' ll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck? |
| [18:59.28] | No, not this time. What did you have? |
| [19:02.25] | I' m not telling. Show them. |
| [19:04.35] | No. Show them! |
| [19:05.62] | Get your hands out of there! I' ve had dates like this. |
| [19:11.93] | Boy, you really can' t stand to lose, can you? |
| [19:15.27] | Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple! |
| [19:20.74] | Plus, that shirt doesn' t really match those pants. |
| [19:27.91] | I' m not losing. You' re definitely losing. |
| [19:31.45] | Hello. Rachel Greene. |
| [19:35.29] | Excuse me. It' s about the job! |
| [19:38.76] | Barbara, hi! How are you? |
| [19:45.90] | No, I understand. |
| [19:49.70] | Come on. No, I' m fine. Don' t be silly. Yeah. |
| [19:54.17] | But if anything else opens up, please |
| [19:58.14] | Hello? |
| [20:17.93] | Sorry, Rach. |
| [20:19.63] | There' s gonna be lots of other stuff. |
| [20:22.77] | Okay. |
| [20:25.24] | Where were we? Where were we? |
| [20:34.58] | Look, Rach, we don' t have to do this. Yes, we do. |
| [20:41.62] | All right. Check. Check. |
| [20:44.09] | I' m in for 50 cents. Call. |
| [20:47.42] | I' m in. |
| [20:49.63] | I see your 50 cents... |
| [20:52.43] | ... and I raise you 5. |
| [20:56.77] | I thought it was a 50cent limit. |
| [20:59.30] | I just lost a job, I' d like to raise it 5. |
| [21:02.44] | Does anyone have a problem with that? |
| [21:05.48] | Not at all. No. |
| [21:11.85] | Loser? |
| [21:21.26] | No, I fold. What do you mean, you fold? |
| [21:25.36] | I thought that," Once the cards are dealt, I' m not a nice guy." |
| [21:30.00] | Were you just full of it? |
| [21:45.72] | I' m in. |
| [21:47.62] | How many do you want? One. |
| [21:51.29] | Dealer takes two. |
| [21:53.59] | What do you bet? I bet 2. |
| [21:58.16] | Okay. I see your 2... |
| [22:01.27] | ... and I raise you... |
| [22:05.27] | ... 20. |
| [22:11.78] | I see your 20... |
| [22:14.71] | ... raise you 25. |
| [22:22.19] | I see your 25 and Monica, get my purse. |
| [22:32.06] | Rachel, there' s nothing in it. |
| [22:35.73] | Okay, then get me your purse. |
| [22:43.24] | Here you go. Good luck! Thank you. |
| [22:46.64] | I saw your 25 and I raise you... |
| [22:50.75] | ... seven. |
| [22:53.32] | teen! 1 |
| [23:02.93] | Joey, I' m a little shy. |
| [23:05.83] | That' s okay, Ross. You can ask me. |
| [23:14.94] | What do you need? 1 5. yào duō shǎo? 15 kuài |
| [23:17.11] | Here' s 10. I got 5. zhè lǐ yǒu 10 kuài wǒ zhè lǐ yǒu 5 kuài |
| [23:19.24] | Thank you. Good luck. |
| [23:22.35] | I am calling your 1 7. |
| [23:25.28] | What do you got? |
| [23:37.69] | Full house. |
| [23:46.17] | You got me. |
| [23:58.45] | That' s tough to beat. I thought we had it! |
| [24:01.45] | When you don' t have the cards, you don' t have the cards. |
| [24:05.56] | But look how happy she is. |
| [24:17.87] | Airmail. Airplane. Airport. Airport ' 75! |
| [24:24.81] | Time' s up! |
| [24:26.61] | Bye Bye Birdie! |
| [24:31.08] | That' s a bird? |
| [24:33.38] | That' s a bird! |
| [24:36.42] | Okay, it' s my turn. |
| [24:40.39] | Go! |
| [24:44.03] | Bean! Bean! |
| [24:47.90] | The Unbearable Lightness of Being! |
| [24:53.64] | That you get? |
| [24:55.54] | That you get?! |
| [00:14.16] | ruì qiū, lǚ lì biǎo yǐ yòng wán le |
| [00:16.53] | nǐ zhēn xiǎng dào" dà zhòng jì gōng" shàng bān ma? |
| [00:19.50] | rú guǒ nǐ zhēn xiǎng wèi jì gōng gōng zuò nà ér dào ér kě shì shì |
| [00:23.94] | gè wèi, wǒ shén me dōu dé shì shì wǒ bù néng zài dāng fú wù shēng le |
| [00:28.81] | wǒ shì shuō zhēn de wǒ yǐ yàn juàn wēi bó xiǎo fèi wǒ yǐ yàn juàn bié rén duì wǒ shuō" má fán yī xià" |
| [00:34.68] | cái zhǐ dāo! cái zhǐ dāo! zhè lǐ |
| [00:40.89] | yòu zi zhī! yòu zi zhī! |
| [00:44.66] | chà bù duō gǎo dìng le. zhǐ shèng 20 fèn le |
| [00:48.03] | ruì qiū, zhèi xiē nǐ yǐ jiào duì guò? duì, yǒu wèn tí ma? |
| [00:53.13] | méi shì, tā men duì nǐ de" diàn nǎo" jì qiǎo yí dìng huì yìn xiàng shēn kè de |
| [00:58.20] | zāo le, měi yī fèn shàng miàn dōu zhè yàng ma? |
| [01:06.41] | méi yǒu, yǐng yìn jī nòng diào yī xiē le |
| [01:19.66] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 18 jí wán pū kè |
| [02:09.27] | tā men bǎ zhè lǐ jiào zuò qíng lǚ zuò. kě shì hé nǐ duì miàn yì diǎn gǎn jué dōu méi yǒu |
| [02:24.69] | hāi, xiǎo huǒ zi men hāi |
| [02:27.46] | hāi, xiǎo jiě men |
| [02:29.26] | xū yào shén me ma? xìn jiàn dài lái le méi? |
| [02:32.93] | hěn duō huí fù dāng rán? wǒ men zhè ér dāng rán yǒu kǎo bǐng |
| [02:37.84] | kuài niàn gěi wǒ tīng |
| [02:39.04] | qīn ài de gé lín xiǎo jiě gǎn xiè nín de xún wèn, rán ér |
| [02:44.44] | wǒ men yǒu píng guǒ ròu guì qīn ài de gé lín xiǎo jiě hǎo, hǎo, bù xíng. |
| [02:53.02] | zěn me le? nǐ de kāi xiāo bù xiǎo ya |
| [02:56.72] | gěi wǒ |
| [02:58.36] | wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn lín dá nà me hǎo nǐ wèi hé bù zài hé tā yuē huì? |
| [03:01.73] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào shì yīn wèi tā shuō le |
| [03:04.23] | shí tou zú zhēn yǒu kě néng fā shēng? |
| [03:07.73] | bù zhǐ shì yīn wèi nà yàng yīn wèi wǒ yào yí gè néng ràng wǒ yǒu gǎn jué |
| [03:12.57] | néng ràng wǒ xīn tiào jiā sù |
| [03:15.67] | ràng wǒ |
| [03:19.28] | gǎn qíng jīng yàn fēng fù de nǚ rén |
| [03:23.35] | shén me? |
| [03:24.92] | nǐ bú shì kě wàng zhe tā? |
| [03:28.19] | shuí? |
| [03:29.39] | míng dì, fā shēng hé shì zhōng nà gè jiān suān kè bó de nǚ hái |
| [03:40.33] | wǒ zǎo jiù wàng le tā, xíng ma? |
| [03:43.30] | hǎo a! kā fēi? |
| [03:44.80] | wǒ men hěn hǎo hǎo de |
| [03:52.71] | bì zuǐ! wǒ men shén me dōu méi shuō |
| [03:56.-4] | shén me? zuó wǎn qiáo yī kū le |
| [03:59.88] | xiè xiè wǒ men zhèng zài wán pū kè pái |
| [04:03.45] | sān diǎn shàng yǒu qiǎo kè lì kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì bā diǎn |
| [04:07.93] | kě xī nǐ méi kàn dào tā shuō" zhǔn bèi tòng kū liú tì ba" |
| [04:11.60] | jié guǒ kū de shì tā |
| [04:14.63] | nǐ men zěn me méi hé wǒ men wán guò pū kè pái? |
| [04:18.64] | duì, wèi shí me? hǎo xiàng zhè shì yǒu xìng bié qí shì de nán rén de zhuān lì |
| [04:22.94] | zhè shì pū kè, zhǐ yǒu nán rén cái wán? cái guài, nǚ shēng yě huān yíng jiā rén |
| [04:27.31] | nà me wèi shí me zhè yàng de yī xiē, wèi shí me |
| [04:32.28] | dào dǐ wèi shí me? |
| [04:35.79] | zhǐ shì gāng hǎo nǚ shēng méi jiā rù bà le |
| [04:38.12] | duì, wǒ men gāng hǎo zhǎo bu dào huì wán de nǚ shēng |
| [04:42.13] | bài tuō, zhè gè jiè kǒu zhēn làn nán shēng dōu shì zhè zhǒng fǎn yìng |
| [04:45.76] | qǐng wèn nǐ men shuí huì wán pū kè pái? |
| [04:48.30] | bú huì |
| [04:51.27] | nǐ men kě yǐ jiào wǒ bú yào |
| [04:59.08] | xiàn zài kāi shǐ chōu pái |
| [05:06.25] | wǒ bù xū yào huàn pái duì ba? yīn wèi wǒ yī bǎ shùn |
| [05:09.12] | duì nǐ lái shuō bù cuò! gōng xǐ le! |
| [05:14.49] | fēi bǐ, nǐ yào jǐ zhāng? wǒ xū yào liǎng zhāng |
| [05:18.53] | hēi táo shí hé méi huā liù |
| [05:23.30] | bù, nǐ bù néng nà yàng zuò děng děng, wǒ yǒu nǐ yào de hēi táo |
| [05:26.84] | xiè xiè! |
| [05:29.81] | bù bù néng nà yàng bù kě yǐ, wǒ bù xū yào. wǒ yào sì zhāng tóng diǎn |
| [05:34.65] | ó, nǐ men |
| [05:37.62] | wǒ yào sì zhāng tóng diǎn. qián dé, nǐ yǒu ma? xiè xiè, xiǎo huǒ |
| [05:47.-3] | kāi shǐ ba |
| [05:48.33] | wǒ men yǒu guī yú lè tòu hé shuǐ guǒ pán |
| [05:51.63] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [05:53.67] | pū kè lǐ miàn, shí wù de míng chēng bù néng chāo guò yí gè yīn jié |
| [05:57.70] | yáng yù piàn, shā sī, jiāo yán juǎn |
| [06:03.04] | wǒ xī wàng nǐ néng zhǐ juǎn zhè yī cì |
| [06:09.68] | xiàn zài kāi shǐ fā pái |
| [06:11.15] | zhī dào le. kāi shǐ wán zhēn de ba. gāo dǔ zī, dà bǐ qián |
| [06:15.09] | nǐ dàng zhēn? fēi bǐ gāng diū chū shí yì diǎn jié kè yīn wèi tā men hǎo xiàng bù kāi xīn |
| [06:23.80] | wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo le, fā pái |
| [06:26.93] | gè wèi, zuì hòu tōng zhī! qiáo yī yǒu |
| [06:30.17] | sān diǎn |
| [06:31.80] | bā diǎn |
| [06:33.37] | bā diǎn, sān diǎn, hǎo de, bù cuò |
| [06:40.61] | gāi sǐ, gāi sǐ, gāi sǐ! |
| [06:42.68] | qiáo yī miàn shàng yòu yī duì 5, gāi nǐ men jiào pái |
| [06:46.42] | hǎo de? |
| [06:48.32] | míng xiǎn ér qiě dà dǎn |
| [06:52.92] | wǒ míng bái, jiù shì piàn piàn shén me? |
| [06:56.13] | piàn nǐ men pái yǒu duō hǎo wǒ zài hǔ nǐ men |
| [07:00.23] | shén me shì hǔ? |
| [07:04.57] | bù jiù shì piàn de tóng yì zì ma? |
| [07:08.-2] | bào qiàn, wǒ bù néng zài wán le wǒ zài míng tiān gōng zuò qián dé dǎ hǎo lǚ lì biǎo |
| [07:13.38] | ruì qiū, wǒ men de suàn zhàng dìng jū shén me dìng jū? |
| [07:17.45] | zài wéi jí ní yà de zhān mǔ sī chéng zhí mín dì |
| [07:21.79] | qiáo zhì wáng bǎ tǔ dì gěi wǒ suǒ yǐ |
| [07:27.66] | ruì qiū, shì dǔ jú, nǐ qiàn wǒ men qián ó, hǎo |
| [07:32.03] | nǐ men zhī dào ma? zhè shì tā men de dì yī cì bié hé tā men jì jiào qián le |
| [07:35.90] | bù hǎo, wǒ men huì fù qián de |
| [07:38.74] | mó nī kǎ, wǒ yǒu lìng yí gè dá àn le |
| [07:43.44] | zhī dào ma? wǒ men yào zài lái yī cì |
| [07:46.28] | bù cuò, wǒ yǒu qián huā le |
| [07:51.42] | nǐ hěn xiǎng shòu zhè gè, shì bú shì wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [07:56.85] | zhè me shuō nǐ men de zǔ hé jiā jù dōu yòng péng yǒu de qián mǎi lái de |
| [08:02.66] | méi cuò, ér qiě wǒ shì zài" yí jiā jiā jù" mǎi de |
| [08:07.43] | zì jǐ dé dòng shǒu zhuāng, pián yí xǔ duō |
| [08:12.17] | ruì qiū, zhè shì pū kè pái, wán jiù shì yào yíng |
| [08:15.24] | wèi shǐ wǒ néng zhuàn qián bié rén jiù dé shū |
| [08:17.91] | rú guǒ xiǎng hé wǒ wán pái jiù bié zhǐ wàng wǒ shǒu xià liú qíng |
| [08:21.65] | yīn wèi pái yī fà chū |
| [08:33.76] | rán hòu ne? |
| [08:38.46] | wǒ jiù liù qīn bù rèn |
| [08:47.47] | gè wèi, chī ba |
| [08:49.34] | zhè shì cóng" wǒ ài ruì qiū pǐ sà wū" mǎi de ma? |
| [08:53.61] | nǐ men hái zài qǔ xiào wǒ? bié zhè yàng ma, wèi hé xué qǐ hēi dào |
| [08:57.65] | wán qǐ pái lái wǒ liù qīn bù rèn |
| [09:01.75] | nǐ chě tài yuǎn le |
| [09:03.39] | wǒ kě bù zhè me rèn wéi yīn wèi wǒ rèn wéi nǐ ài tā |
| [09:07.76] | bù, huò xǔ wǒ céng guò tā yǒu yì sī ài yì zǎo yǐ xiāo shī |
| [09:12.66] | wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [09:13.93] | mǎ xiū! nǐ xiǎng bǎ CD piàn zěn me le? |
| [09:17.47] | bù néng zài fàng shǎng qù, mǎ xiū |
| [09:20.17] | rú guǒ nǐ men zài nào, nǐ kě zhēn de yǒu dà má fán le |
| [09:55.-2] | nǐ zhī dào luó sī nà hún dàn yǒu duō làn ma? |
| [09:57.81] | wǒ dǒng tā de hào shèng xīn zuì qiáng le |
| [10:03.81] | shén me? |
| [10:05.68] | kǎi dì, wǒ shì mó nī kǎ, nǐ shì hēi rén |
| [10:09.12] | bài tuō |
| [10:13.66] | wǒ méi xiàng luó sī nà me làn |
| [10:16.03] | wǒ kàng yì," zì diǎn" shì jiàn ne? |
| [10:20.00] | wǒ bú shì gù yì de |
| [10:22.00] | wǒ zài zuò shǒu shì shí pán zi bù shèn huá luò |
| [10:30.34] | tā men jiào wǒ qù miàn tán le! nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ba? nǎ ér? |
| [10:34.-4] | dì wǔ dà dào sà kè sī |
| [10:36.91] | ó, ruì qiū |
| [10:39.08] | zhè jiù xiàng shì mǔ chuán jiào nǐ guī duì |
| [10:46.02] | shì shén me gōng zuò? cǎi gòu zhù lǐ |
| [10:50.60] | wǒ yào yòng gòu wù |
| [10:54.13] | lái móu shēng le |
| [10:57.94] | tā jiào ài lì sī gū gū tā cóng wǔ suì qǐ biàn kāi shǐ wán pái |
| [11:02.11] | tā shuō de měi zì wǒ men dōu dé láo jì zài xīn |
| [11:05.58] | dōng ní lán dào sǐ le? wǒ kàn bú shì |
| [11:08.68] | xiàn zài kě néng yǐ sǐ yīn wèi wǒ kāi chē zhuàng dào tā le tiān a zhēn de? |
| [11:12.55] | bù, hǔ nǐ men de, dì yī kè |
| [11:17.39] | gào sù nǐ men wán pái tīng dào de měi gè zì dōu shì gǒu pì |
| [11:23.09] | bù cuò de ěr huán xiè |
| [11:27.83] | zuò ba, gè wèi ài lì sī gū gū, zhè wèi shì fēi bǐ, tā jiào ruì qiū |
| [11:32.80] | wǒ de chē tíng zài jì shí qì qián, kāi shǐ ba |
| [11:37.58] | wǒ men cóng chōu wǔ zhāng pái kāi shǐ |
| [11:40.24] | rán hòu wǒ men kāi shǐ kàn pái bìng qiě chí pái. wǒ gēn nán xī táng xiōng shuō |
| [11:46.38] | fā pái de shí hòu bú yào pèng pái |
| [11:54.56] | nán xī zěn me yàng? |
| [11:55.86] | tā xiàn zài yǐ wéi tā shì yí gè zài nǚ rén shēn tǐ lǐ de nán rén |
| [11:59.63] | nǐ shì shuō yí gè nǚ rén zài nán rén de shēn tǐ lǐ? |
| [12:03.17] | zhè hěn jiǎn dān shì ba |
| [12:16.-1] | luó sī, wǒ men néng tīng diǎn bié de ma? |
| [12:19.62] | hǎo ba |
| [12:37.50] | wǒ jīn wǎn kě yào dào dà méi le |
| [12:45.11] | hāi, huǒ jì men, cāi cāi kàn? |
| [12:47.78] | dì wǔ wèi yá yī tóu bèn tā men, tuī jiàn" sān chā jǐ"? |
| [12:58.62] | bù, shì miàn tán |
| [13:01.13] | jiǎn zhí wú fǎ xiāng xìn! tā xǐ huān wǒ |
| [13:04.20] | wǒ men tán le liǎng gè bàn xiǎo shí wǒ men duì fú shì de pǐn wèi yī zhì |
| [13:08.30] | wǒ cóng qián hái hé tā de biǎo mèi yì qǐ qù guò xià lìng yíng |
| [13:10.94] | zhè gōng zuò jiǎn zhí shì tài bàng le, wǒ kě yǐ shèng rèn tài hǎo le |
| [13:15.61] | rán hòu tā gào sù wǒ zuì hǎo xiào de shì hěn hǎo, nǐ jiǎng shí wǒ men yí dìng huì xiào |
| [13:19.91] | wán pái ba |
| [13:23.38] | gè wèi tīng hǎo, wǒ men tán guò cǐ shì rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng bù wán wǒ men wán quán liǎo jiě |
| [13:28.09] | duì, wǒ men kě yǐ wán bié de xiàng" zì diǎn" zhī lèi de |
| [13:34.83] | zhēn hǎo xiào |
| [13:36.39] | wǒ men xiǎng zài gěi pū kè pái yī cì jī huì wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [13:40.63] | ruì qiū, xū yào wǒ lái xǐ pái ma? bù yòng le, wǒ xiǎng zì jǐ shì shì |
| [13:55.18] | fēi bǐ qiàn 7 kuài 5, mó nī kǎ qiàn 10 kuài |
| [13:58.38] | ruì qiū, nǐ qiàn 15 kuài! |
| [14:02.22] | xiè xiè jiào wǒ men" xié yǎn mǎ lì" wǒ men gāi yòng lìng yī zhǒng fāng shì wán le |
| [14:08.39] | zhè shì wǒ de 7 kuài 5, bù guò zhè qián yǐ shòu dào zǔ zhòu |
| [14:12.50] | shén me? wǒ yǐ duì tā xià zhòu! |
| [14:16.47] | huā zhèi xiē qián de rén huì dào dà méi |
| [14:19.64] | wú suǒ wèi, wǒ jiē shòu. wǒ fǎn zhèng gòu méi de le |
| [14:24.04] | zhè yàng wǒ cái néng kān chǎng diàn yǐng chuǎn kǒu qì |
| [14:27.14] | cái gāng lí kāi lǜ sè pū kè pái jī, shuí jiù qiàn le 15 kuài |
| [14:34.-4] | nǐ néng bù néng bù dǎ jié ne? |
| [14:36.72] | ràng wǒ kàn kàn. ruì qiū, wǒ zhǔn bèi kāi yí gè huà láng |
| [14:40.52] | wǒ kěn dìng kě yǐ yòng lín kěn hé hàn mì ěr dùn de xiào xiàng |
| [14:47.06] | nán shēng dōu zhè fù dé xíng wǒ shì nán rén wǒ yǒu dà jiā huo |
| [14:51.44] | wǒ dé yíng qián zēng jiā lì liàng yǐ zhēng fú nǚ rén |
| [14:58.71] | zhī dào ma? hái méi jié shù |
| [15:00.58] | wǒ men huì zài zhǎo nǐ men wán ér qiě wǒ men huì yíng nǐ men huì shū |
| [15:03.85] | nǐ men huì qí qiú, wǒ men huì dà xiào |
| [15:05.78] | wǒ men huì yíng zǒu nǐ men de měi yī fēn qián nǐ men huì yǒng yuǎn hèn sǐ zì jǐ |
| [15:13.19] | wǒ men de yì jiàn yī zhì, mó nī kǎ |
| [15:16.49] | wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn nǐ shū le! yǒu duō shǎo? |
| [15:20.10] | chà bù duō 30 kuài |
| [15:22.20] | wǒ huì bǎ qián tuì huí qù de zhēn de ma? |
| [15:25.10] | bù, wǒ zài hǔ nǐ! nǐ men hái méi yǒu xué tōu jī! |
| [15:31.74] | bǎ pái dì gěi wǒ! wǒ lái xíng ma? |
| [15:34.58] | shì de! |
| [15:42.45] | xiàn zài kě yǐ jiāo chū qián lái ma? rú cǐ wǒ men jiù bù bì zhèng shì wán le |
| [15:48.66] | bù, wǒ dào yào kàn kàn shuí xiào dào zuì hòu, hóu zǐ nán |
| [15:55.90] | liáo wán le méi? kě yǐ kāi shǐ wán zhēn de méi? |
| [15:59.27] | nǐ men kàn, dú yǎn jié kè dào chù gēn zōng wǒ |
| [16:04.64] | hǎo, wán zhēn de |
| [16:06.71] | mó ní kǎ, nǐ hái yǒu sān wén yú ma? nǐ dào dǐ shì chī dōng xī hái shì wán pái? |
| [16:11.62] | nǐ yào shàng nǎ ér qù? yù shì |
| [16:15.00] | nǐ xiǎng shàng cè suǒ hái shì wán pái? |
| [16:18.00] | wǒ xiǎng shàng cè suǒ |
| [16:22.00] | hǎo ba, wǒ qù dìng cǐ sà bù |
| [16:24.80] | wǒ réng děng zhe gōng zuò de diàn huà tōng zhī tā men de diàn zài 9 diǎn guān mén nà shí hou zài chī ba |
| [16:29.90] | xíng, wǒ hán bò he táng tí shén |
| [16:34.81] | wèi jiàn pái bù dé xià zhù, xià zhù ba |
| [16:39.34] | xià |
| [16:41.55] | bù xià |
| [16:45.35] | nǐ de qián shì wǒ de le, cài niǎo nǐ de lā liàn méi lā shàng, gài lēi |
| [16:56.36] | wǒ gāng gāng cái liǎo jiě dào, shí yì diǎn shàng yǒu gè J |
| [17:04.70] | zhēn qiǎo? |
| [17:07.44] | nà shi J pèng qiǎo hé yí gè C zài yì qǐ |
| [17:21.92] | fēi bǐ? wǒ bù gēn le |
| [17:26.19] | wǒ gēn wǒ yě gēn |
| [17:29.03] | wǒ yě gēn, nǐ ná shén me pái? |
| [17:31.56] | nǐ zuì hǎo táo chū yù shì yīn wèi wǒ ná wǔ zhāng tóng huā chōng mǎ tǒng |
| [17:39.20] | hǎo de, hǎo de, hǎo de! |
| [17:41.11] | huí lái ba, xiǎo zi, yīn wèi wǒ ná le sì zhāng liù |
| [17:46.11] | wǒ yǒu sì zhāng liù! wǒ yíng le wǒ zhēn de yíng le, tiān na |
| [17:50.35] | nǐ men zhī dào ma? wǒ yào bǎ xiǎo luó sī duī qǐ lái |
| [17:53.65] | kàn! |
| [17:55.02] | wǒ xiǎng zhè shì luó sī de nà gè yě shì luó sī de |
| [18:01.33] | wǒ zhuàn dào nǐ de qián, nǐ zài wú fǎ jiàn dào tā |
| [18:05.40] | nǐ de lā liàn yī rán méi lā shàng |
| [18:07.90] | wǒ ràng nǐ dī tóu kàn le |
| [18:12.74] | wǒ gēn wǒ bù néng gēn |
| [18:15.54] | mó nī kǎ, gēn hái bù gēn? |
| [18:18.54] | wǒ tǎo yàn wán pái |
| [18:28.49] | qiáo yī, nǐ ne? |
| [18:30.12] | wǒ xiàng shì bèi mǎn liǎn shāng hén de pàng zi |
| [18:33.62] | zhuàng dào dǔ zi de èr liú jì nǚ |
| [18:40.10] | wǒ bù gēn |
| [18:42.87] | luó sī? wǒ gēn |
| [18:46.67] | qián dé? bù gēn |
| [18:49.14] | wǒ yě yí yàng, ruì qiū? |
| [18:52.34] | wǒ bù dàn gēn ér qiě hái yào jiā zhù rú hé? hái xiǎng zài làng fèi qián ma? |
| [18:59.28] | zhè yī huí bú huì. kuài ma, gěi wǒ kàn |
| [19:02.25] | wǒ bú huì shuō de gěi wǒ kàn |
| [19:04.35] | bù gěi wǒ kàn |
| [19:05.62] | bǎ nǐ de shǒu cóng nà lǐ ná kāi! wǒ yǒu tóng yàng de yuē huì jīng yàn |
| [19:11.93] | tiān a, nǐ zhēn shì shū bù qǐ de jiā huo |
| [19:15.27] | nǐ de liǎn zhǎng dé hǎo hóng tài yáng xué de xiǎo xuè guǎn dōu fú chū lái le |
| [19:20.74] | ér qiě yī kù bìng bù xiāng chèn |
| [19:27.91] | dì yī, wǒ méi shū bié zài tán shū le, kuài fā pái ba nǐ shū dìng le |
| [19:31.45] | ruì qiū gé lín |
| [19:35.29] | zhè shì yǒu guān gōng zuò de diàn huà |
| [19:38.76] | bā bā lā, nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [19:45.90] | bù, wǒ dǒng |
| [19:49.70] | bù, wǒ méi shì, kuài bié zhè me shuō |
| [19:54.17] | shì fǒu hái yǒu qí tā zhí quē qǐng rén? |
| [19:58.14] | nǐ hǎo? |
| [20:17.93] | wǒ hěn yí hàn, ruì qiū |
| [20:19.63] | gōng zuò mǎn jiē dōu shì |
| [20:22.77] | hǎo de |
| [20:25.24] | wán dào nǎ ér le? |
| [20:28.-2] | ná wǔ zhāng pái, shí yì diǎn bǐ jiào hǎo, dà jiā xià zhù |
| [20:34.58] | ruì qiū, bié zài wán le yào wán, xià zhù |
| [20:41.62] | hǎo ba, xià zhù xià zhù |
| [20:44.09] | wǒ xià 5 máo qián gēn gēn |
| [20:47.42] | wǒ gēn |
| [20:49.63] | wǒ gēn nǐ 5 máo |
| [20:52.43] | ér qiě wǒ yào jiā 5 kuài qián |
| [20:56.77] | wǒ yǐ wéi 5 máo shì shàng xiàn |
| [20:59.30] | wǒ gāng shī qù gōng zuò suǒ yǐ xiǎng jiā 5 kuài |
| [21:02.44] | gè wèi yǒu wèn tí ma? |
| [21:05.48] | dāng rán méi yǒu méi yǒu |
| [21:11.85] | shū jiā? |
| [21:21.26] | tuì chū tuì chū shì shén me yì sī? zěn me le? |
| [21:25.36] | nǐ bú shì fā pái hòu jiù liù qīn bù rèn de hěn jué sè ma? |
| [21:30.00] | hái shì zhǐ shì xū zhāng shēng shì? |
| [21:45.72] | wǒ gēn |
| [21:47.62] | jǐ zhāng pái? yī zhāng |
| [21:51.29] | zhuāng jiā liǎng zhāng |
| [21:53.59] | xià duō shǎo? wǒ xià 2 kuài |
| [21:58.16] | wǒ gēn nǐ 2 kuài |
| [22:01.27] | zài jiā nǐ |
| [22:05.27] | 20 kuài |
| [22:11.78] | wǒ gēn nǐ 20 kuài |
| [22:14.71] | zài jiā dào 25 kuài |
| [22:22.19] | gēn nǐ 25 kuài, mó nī kǎ, ná wǒ de pí bāo lái |
| [22:32.06] | ruì qiū, lǐ miàn méi qián |
| [22:35.73] | nà jiù ná nǐ de pí bāo lái |
| [22:43.24] | gěi nǐ. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn! xiè xiè |
| [22:46.64] | xiè xiè, gēn nǐ 25 kuài, zài jiā |
| [22:50.75] | 7 kuài |
| [22:53.32] | 1 kuài! |
| [23:02.93] | qiáo yī, wǒ yǒu diǎn bù hǎo yì sī |
| [23:05.83] | méi wèn tí, nǐ yǒu shén me wèn tí kě yǐ wèn wǒ |
| [23:14.94] | yào duō shǎo? 15 kuài |
| [23:17.11] | zhè lǐ yǒu 10 kuài wǒ zhè lǐ yǒu 5 kuài |
| [23:19.24] | xiè xiè hǎo yùn qì |
| [23:22.35] | zài jiā shí qī kuài |
| [23:25.28] | nǐ ná shén me pái? |
| [23:37.69] | hú lú |
| [23:46.17] | bài gěi nǐ le |
| [23:58.45] | nà què shí hěn nán yíng wǒ yīn wèi wǒ men huì yíng! |
| [24:01.45] | méi yǒu hǎo pái jiù shì méi yǒu hǎo pái |
| [24:05.56] | qiáo, tā duō kāi xīn |
| [24:17.87] | háng kōng yóu jiàn fēi jī. jī chǎng, jī chǎng 75 |
| [24:21.-2] | jī chǎng 77, jī chǎng 79 |
| [24:24.81] | shí jiān dào |
| [24:26.61] | zài jiàn xiǎo niǎo |
| [24:31.08] | nà shi xiǎo niǎo? |
| [24:33.38] | nà jiù shì xiǎo niǎo! |
| [24:36.42] | gāi wǒ le |
| [24:40.39] | kāi shǐ |
| [24:44.03] | dòu zi! dòu zi! |
| [24:47.90] | shēng mìng zhòng wú fǎ chéng shòu de qīng |
| [24:53.64] | dá duì le |
| [24:55.54] | zhè yàng jiù néng cāi zhòng |