Friends S01E19

歌曲 Friends S01E19
歌手 英语听力
专辑 老友记(第一季)

歌词

[02:01.-2] Now it's quiet time.
[03:23.-1] Do you think you can have both?
[06:43.-1] A little engagement gift.
[08:54.-4] Have you seen a monkey?
[09:00.-4] Thank you,Mr. Heckles.
[09:20.-2] Oh,great! It went great. Really great.
[11:19.-3] Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.
[13:33.-3] It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.
[16:16.-4] -What are you gonna do? -Just a tranquilizer. -
[16:35.-2] Run,Marcel,run!
[17:46.-1] Things just sort of happen around you!
[17:49.-4] You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"...
[18:24.-1] -What's with Phoebe? -Tranquilizer dart. -
[19:35.-4] -Oh,come on,Luisa. -Sorry,prom queen. -
[20:15.-3] Take it!
[22:48.-1] I loved high school.
[00:02.85] Okay,I checked.
[00:04.18] We have Earl Grey,English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick...
[00:08.15] ...Chamomile,Mint Medley, Blackberry and
[00:12.09] Wait,there's one more. Lemon Soother!
[00:16.66] You're not the guy that asked for tea,are you?
[00:22.10] The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
[01:12.02] Mail call! Rachel Greene,bunk seven.
[01:14.79] Thank you.
[01:17.62] Oh,cool! A free sample of coffee.
[01:21.09] Oh,good. Because where else would we get any?
[01:25.76] Oh,right.
[01:29.10] -Oh,great. -What is it? -
[01:31.74] Country club newsletter.
[01:33.81] My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
[01:39.54] Oh,my God! It's Barry and Mindy!
[01:43.58] Barry,who you almost
[01:45.62] And Mindy,your maid of
[01:47.45] Let me see. That's Mindy?
[01:50.22] She is pretty!
[01:53.83] Lucky...
[01:56.56] ...to have had a friend like you.
[02:09.11] Marcel,bring me the rice. Come on.
[02:12.21] Good boy. Give me the rice.
[02:14.21] Thank you. Good boy.
[02:16.21] He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the."
[02:23.92] "Bring me the" and Rach?
[02:28.93] Oh,I'm sorry.
[02:31.46] This is so stupid!
[02:33.40] I mean,I gave Barry up,right?
[02:35.73] I should be happy for them.
[02:38.00] I am. I'm happy for them.
[02:40.34] -Really? -No.
[02:43.41] I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
[02:47.15] Whoa,what.... …
[02:49.78] What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!"
[02:54.19] The whole penis embargo?
[03:01.49] I don't know.
[03:02.83] It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy.
[03:07.30] With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat.
[03:11.70] With Paolo,all there was,was heat.
[03:15.27] -lt was this raw,animal,sexual -Right. I got it. -
[03:20.78] I was there.
[03:25.35] Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl.
[03:30.32] Yes.
[03:32.62] Yes,I do. I really do.
[03:35.73] In fact,it's funny.
[03:37.90] Often,someone you wouldn't think could...
[03:41.50] ...curl your toes...
[03:43.54] ... might just be the one who...
[03:47.37] ...gets interrupted.
[03:49.01] How was the movie?
[03:50.81] -Wonderful! -So good! -
[03:52.71] -Suck fest. -Total chick flick. -
[03:57.75] I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs...
[04:02.59] ...and buses going really fast!
[04:07.16] I don't need violence in a movie...
[04:10.03] ...as long as there's a little nudity.
[04:13.00] -There was nudity. -I meant female nudity. -
[04:16.67] I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
[04:20.24] Hugh! Hugh Grant!
[04:24.24] All right,I've got to go.
[04:26.44] Come on,Marcel.
[04:28.08] We're gonna go take a bath. Yes,we are,aren't we?
[04:32.35] They're still just friends,right?
[04:38.62] And I will see you tomorrow.
[04:41.03] You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's.
[04:44.23] Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
[04:47.73] Please,Aunt Monica,please?
[04:50.37] Unclench. You're not even gonna be here.
[04:59.14] -I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm,like,in disbelief. -
[05:05.62] If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already?
[05:09.45] She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me.
[05:14.16] She said that?
[05:15.66] I added the exactly like me" part. “
[05:19.33] But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight.
[05:24.00] "Tonight" tonight?
[05:25.64] It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us.
[05:28.61] She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
[05:34.18] I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.
[05:42.29] Anyway,I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine...
[05:46.49] ...go over there and try to woo her.
[05:51.73] Know what you should do? Know what you should do?
[05:53.50] Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used.
[06:01.57] If you keep this up,you'll be finished by the weekend.
[06:06.14] The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis.
[06:09.45] Now,she used to be a man.
[06:12.52] Look,there's Raven.
[06:14.05] We hate her. We're glad she's dying.
[06:17.79] And then What? Marcel!
[06:20.56] Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to
[06:26.80] Marcel,did you poo in the shoe?
[06:30.44] Oh,Marcel! Bad monkey!
[06:33.67] Oh,God!
[06:40.58] Sorry,Barry.
[06:45.32] I'm sure you didn't register for that.
[06:55.89] Who died? Who died?
[06:58.36] Roll him over! Come on,roll him over!
[07:02.13] Well,we know it wasn't Dexter, right,Marcel? Because
[07:06.60] Marcel?
[07:11.68] -How could you lose him? -I don't know! -
[07:14.25] We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe....
[07:17.88] Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
[07:21.02] I don't know. The left one!
[07:24.12] Which ones?
[07:25.39] Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
[07:33.43] Why is the air in here so negative?
[07:37.54] Rachel lost Marcel.
[07:39.54] Oh,no! How?
[07:40.71] -He pooped in my shoe. -Which one? -
[07:43.01] The cute black ones I always wear.
[07:45.58] No,which one?
[07:47.85] The right or left?
[07:50.68] Because the left one is lucky.
[07:53.08] Come on! What am I gonna do?
[07:55.02] All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city.
[07:58.89] Where do you go?
[08:01.19] It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things.
[08:08.10] I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.
[08:12.47] Oh,my God! Come on,you guys!
[08:15.37] He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me!
[08:18.08] Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest.
[08:22.55] What am I gonna do?
[08:24.15] You stay here and wait by the phone.
[08:26.82] Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
[08:30.62] Does anybody want to trade?
[08:40.30] What do you want?
[08:41.93] Mr. Heckles,have you seen a monkey?
[08:45.50] I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?
[08:49.51] -Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it. -
[08:57.15] I saw Regis Philbin once.
[09:02.92] You owe me a waffle.
[09:06.42] He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face...
[09:10.19] ...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.
[09:15.47] Thanks.
[09:18.37] How did it go today?
[09:23.11] Is that wine?
[09:25.18] You want some?
[09:26.91] Oh,I would love some.
[09:28.88] But let's not drink it here.
[09:31.45] I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
[09:39.09] Okay,but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...
[09:44.83] ... I kind of wanted to run something by you. …
[09:48.23] You know how we were talking before...
[09:51.00] ...about relationships,and stuff. …
[09:54.04] -Oh,God,Ross,I cannot do this! -Okay,quick and painful. -
[10:07.02] Oh,God!
[10:08.52] Okay,all right. All right,okay.
[10:11.76] Please don't hate me.
[10:14.00] What?
[10:17.90] You know Marcel?
[10:23.23] I kind of lost him.
[10:41.09] I can't believe this.
[10:44.59] All I asked you to do was keep him in here!
[10:47.89] I know. I'm sorry.
[10:49.26] It's partially my fault.
[10:51.33] I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey.
[10:54.30] You should have started with a pencil.
[10:57.60] I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got
[11:04.78] -Who is it? -Animal Control. -
[11:06.81] -I've even got Animal Control. -You called Animal Control? -
[11:13.68] Why? Do you not like them?
[11:26.26] I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him,they'll take him away.
[11:31.57] Well,now,see, you never ever told us that.
[11:35.67] Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!
[11:45.12] Thanks for coming.
[11:46.72] Somebody called about a monkey?
[11:49.09] You know,that was a complete misunderstanding.
[11:52.79] We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.
[11:55.59] -Turned out it was a hat. -Cat!
[11:59.76] We checked,no one's seen Marcel.
[12:02.63] -My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after? -
[12:07.87] Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...
[12:11.08] ... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
[12:14.78] Oh,my God!
[12:16.58] You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
[12:24.52] Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
[12:29.93] Yes,but there isn't always time.
[12:35.83] I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat.
[12:40.81] We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller.
[12:43.61] Oh,my God,you are!
[12:46.44] And you're Rachel Greene!
[12:49.78] Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High?
[12:52.65] I sat behind you guys in homeroom.
[12:56.69] Luisa! Oh,my God!
[13:00.12] Monica! It's Luisa!
[13:04.83] I went there too!
[13:06.46] Luisa! From homeroom!
[13:10.57] You have no idea who I am,do you?
[13:13.54] -No. -Not at all. -
[13:15.44] Well,maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.
[13:20.28] Would it have been hard to say, "Morning,Luisa"...
[13:24.25] ...or "Nice overalls"?
[13:31.16] Oh,I'm so sorry!
[13:39.26] But you. What a bitch!
[13:43.33] What? 什么?
[13:44.80] You know what? Be that as it may...
[13:47.44] ...could you help us with the monkey thing,for old times'sake?
[13:51.74] Go,Bobcats!
[13:54.31] I could. But I won't.
[13:57.45] If I find that monkey,he's mine.
[14:05.86] Sorry.
[14:11.16] Marcel?
[14:12.86] Marcel?
[14:22.47] Hi,can I help you?
[14:28.48] We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something.
[14:33.85] -A monkey. -Yes,have you seen any?
[14:36.72] No,I haven't seen a monkey.
[14:39.36] Can you fix radiators?
[14:41.53] Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
[14:45.23] -Of course! -Oh. Then,no. -
[14:52.34] -Taste this. Is there too much rum? -Just a second. -
[14:56.47] -Hope you find your monkey. -No,wait! -
[15:00.51] We may not know about radiators...
[15:03.25] ... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu.
[15:11.72] Aren't we in the middle of something?
[15:14.29] But these women are very hot, and they need our help.
[15:18.90] And they're very hot!
[15:23.40] We can't,all right?
[15:25.17] We're sorry.
[15:26.77] You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey.
[15:30.88] He's this high and answers to the name Marcel.
[15:34.21] So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out.
[15:46.59] From now on,you don't get to talk to other people.
[15:58.77] -Oh,my God! -What?
[16:00.10] Something brushed up against my right leg.
[16:04.07] Oh,it's okay. It was just my left leg.
[16:08.71] Look,Phoebe!
[16:10.45] Oh,Marcel! Come here!
[16:12.75] Step aside,ladies.
[16:37.14] Damn! 坏了!
[16:38.41] -Are you okay? -I think so.
[16:50.15] Oh,gosh!
[17:02.67] We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone!
[17:06.70] -You don't know that. -It's cold,it's dark. -
[17:10.04] He doesn't know the Village!
[17:12.51] And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot!
[17:17.68] Thank you very much!
[17:19.15] I've said I'm sorry a million times.
[17:22.25] What do you want me to do?
[17:24.22] You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now.
[17:28.26] Oh,my God! There,are you happy now?
[17:31.93] Yeah,now that you kicked the sign...
[17:35.90] ... I don't miss Marcel anymore!
[17:40.70] It's not like I did this on purpose.
[17:43.61] No,this is just vintage Rachel.
[17:52.85] ...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and
[17:57.45] I don't want to hear it! Forget it,okay?
[18:01.53] What? 什么?
[18:06.23] Hey,banana man!
[18:14.74] This is so intense!
[18:16.34] One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
[18:29.45] Hi! Did you order some bananas?
[18:31.92] -What about it? -Give me my monkey back! -
[18:34.66] -I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas? -
[18:38.20] Potassium.
[18:44.07] Okay,where is he?
[18:47.54] You're wasting your time.
[18:51.51] What? 什么?
[19:02.72] -What have you done to him? -That's my monkey. That's Patty. -
[19:08.73] Are you insane? Come here,Marcel.
[19:12.50] Come here,Patty.
[19:13.86] Come here,Marcel.
[19:15.87] Come here,Patty.
[19:17.10] Here,monkey.
[19:19.40] Here,monkey!
[19:20.67] Gotcha!
[19:23.01] -Give me my monkey back! -It's mine. -
[19:25.88] Take this up with the judge.
[19:28.08] That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.
[19:32.85] All right,I want my monkey!
[19:38.16] You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat.
[19:43.69] In high school,I was prom queen...
[19:46.33] ...and the homecoming queen and you...
[19:50.13] ...were also there.
[19:52.87] But this isn't high school. We're all adults here!
[19:57.17] Heckles! Can I have this?
[20:00.68] For the most part.
[20:02.48] If you take this monkey,I'll lose an important person in my life.
[20:07.22] You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
[20:11.56] You have a chance to be the bigger person here.
[20:19.93] No.
[20:21.67] All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her...
[20:26.37] ...you shot my friend with a dart!
[20:36.55] It'll be nice to get this off, won't it?
[20:39.48] Or we can leave it on. That's fine.
[20:42.65] With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit.
[20:50.56] Listen,I'm sorry I was so hard on you before
[20:55.07] No,it was my fault. I almost lost your
[20:58.40] Yeah,but you got him back. You were great.
[21:06.54] We still have that bottle of wine.
[21:10.38] Are you in the mood for something grape?
[21:14.48] -Sure,that would be good. -All right.
[21:27.83] The neighbors must be vacuuming.
[21:37.27] Well,as long as we're here...
[21:42.41] ...and not on the subject.... …
[21:45.62] I was thinking about...
[21:50.22] ... how mad we got at each other before. …
[21:57.03] And maybe it was partially because of how we
[22:01.03] -Rachel? -Barry?
[22:03.17] I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy.
[22:07.87] I think I'm still in love with you.
[22:15.48] We have got to start locking that door!
[22:27.39] Show us! Come on!
[22:28.89] -lt was such a long time ago. -Okay,fine. All right. -
[22:33.03] This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
[22:37.53] That's because I'm in front of them.
[22:40.57] Big nun!
[22:43.14] I thought that was an alp.
[22:45.54] High school wasn't my favorite time.
[22:50.35] It was four years of parties, dating and sex and
[22:54.35] Well,I went to boarding school with 400 boys.
[22:58.02] Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
[23:04.16] Doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
[23:11.60] My butt cheek is waking up!

拼音

[02:01.-2] Now it' s quiet time.
[03:23.-1] Do you think you can have both?
[06:43.-1] A little engagement gift.
[08:54.-4] Have you seen a monkey?
[09:00.-4] Thank you, Mr. Heckles.
[09:20.-2] Oh, great! It went great. Really great.
[11:19.-3] Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.
[13:33.-3] It' s not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.
[16:16.-4] What are you gonna do? Just a tranquilizer.
[16:35.-2] Run, Marcel, run!
[17:46.-1] Things just sort of happen around you!
[17:49.-4] You' re off in " Rachel Land," doing your " Rachel Thing"...
[18:24.-1] What' s with Phoebe? Tranquilizer dart.
[19:35.-4] Oh, come on, Luisa. Sorry, prom queen.
[20:15.-3] Take it!
[22:48.-1] I loved high school.
[00:02.85] Okay, I checked.
[00:04.18] We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick...
[00:08.15] ... Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and
[00:12.09] Wait, there' s one more. Lemon Soother!
[00:16.66] You' re not the guy that asked for tea, are you?
[00:22.10] The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
[01:12.02] Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven.
[01:14.79] Thank you.
[01:17.62] Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee.
[01:21.09] Oh, good. Because where else would we get any?
[01:25.76] Oh, right.
[01:29.10] Oh, great. What is it?
[01:31.74] Country club newsletter.
[01:33.81] My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
[01:39.54] Oh, my God! It' s Barry and Mindy!
[01:43.58] Barry, who you almost
[01:45.62] And Mindy, your maid of
[01:47.45] Let me see. That' s Mindy?
[01:50.22] She is pretty!
[01:53.83] Lucky...
[01:56.56] ... to have had a friend like you.
[02:09.11] Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on.
[02:12.21] Good boy. Give me the rice.
[02:14.21] Thank you. Good boy.
[02:16.21] He' s mastered the difference between " bring me the" and " pee in the."
[02:23.92] " Bring me the" and Rach?
[02:28.93] Oh, I' m sorry.
[02:31.46] This is so stupid!
[02:33.40] I mean, I gave Barry up, right?
[02:35.73] I should be happy for them.
[02:38.00] I am. I' m happy for them.
[02:40.34] Really? No.
[02:43.41] I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
[02:47.15] Whoa, what....
[02:49.78] What happened to " Forget relationships! I' m done with men!"
[02:54.19] The whole penis embargo?
[03:01.49] I don' t know.
[03:02.83] It' s not about no guys. It' s about the right guy.
[03:07.30] With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat.
[03:11.70] With Paolo, all there was, was heat.
[03:15.27] lt was this raw, animal, sexual Right. I got it.
[03:20.78] I was there.
[03:25.35] Someone who' s your best friend but also can make your toes curl.
[03:30.32] Yes.
[03:32.62] Yes, I do. I really do.
[03:35.73] In fact, it' s funny.
[03:37.90] Often, someone you wouldn' t think could...
[03:41.50] ... curl your toes...
[03:43.54] ... might just be the one who...
[03:47.37] ... gets interrupted.
[03:49.01] How was the movie?
[03:50.81] Wonderful! So good!
[03:52.71] Suck fest. Total chick flick.
[03:57.75] I' m sorry it wasn' t one of those movies with guns and bombs...
[04:02.59] ... and buses going really fast!
[04:07.16] I don' t need violence in a movie...
[04:10.03] ... as long as there' s a little nudity.
[04:13.00] There was nudity. I meant female nudity.
[04:16.67] I don' t need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
[04:20.24] Hugh! Hugh Grant!
[04:24.24] All right, I' ve got to go.
[04:26.44] Come on, Marcel.
[04:28.08] We' re gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren' t we?
[04:32.35] They' re still just friends, right?
[04:38.62] And I will see you tomorrow.
[04:41.03] You' re gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel' s.
[04:44.23] Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
[04:47.73] Please, Aunt Monica, please?
[04:50.37] Unclench. You' re not even gonna be here.
[04:59.14] I can' t believe we' re discussing this. I agree. I' m, like, in disbelief.
[05:05.62] If it was gonna happen, wouldn' t it have happened already?
[05:09.45] She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me.
[05:14.16] She said that?
[05:15.66] I added the exactly like me" part. "
[05:19.33] But she' s looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight.
[05:24.00] " Tonight" tonight?
[05:25.64] It' s perfect. It' ll just be the two of us.
[05:28.61] She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
[05:34.18] I can' t remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.
[05:42.29] Anyway, I figured after work, I' d pick up some wine...
[05:46.49] ... go over there and try to woo her.
[05:51.73] Know what you should do? Know what you should do?
[05:53.50] Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used.
[06:01.57] If you keep this up, you' ll be finished by the weekend.
[06:06.14] The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis.
[06:09.45] Now, she used to be a man.
[06:12.52] Look, there' s Raven.
[06:14.05] We hate her. We' re glad she' s dying.
[06:17.79] And then What? Marcel!
[06:20.56] Are you playing with Monica' s shoes? You' re not supposed to
[06:26.80] Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?
[06:30.44] Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey!
[06:33.67] Oh, God!
[06:40.58] Sorry, Barry.
[06:45.32] I' m sure you didn' t register for that.
[06:55.89] Who died? Who died?
[06:58.36] Roll him over! Come on, roll him over!
[07:02.13] Well, we know it wasn' t Dexter, right, Marcel? Because
[07:06.60] Marcel?
[07:11.68] How could you lose him? I don' t know!
[07:14.25] We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica' s shoe....
[07:17.88] Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
[07:21.02] I don' t know. The left one!
[07:24.12] Which ones?
[07:25.39] Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
[07:33.43] Why is the air in here so negative?
[07:37.54] Rachel lost Marcel.
[07:39.54] Oh, no! How?
[07:40.71] He pooped in my shoe. Which one?
[07:43.01] The cute black ones I always wear.
[07:45.58] No, which one?
[07:47.85] The right or left?
[07:50.68] Because the left one is lucky.
[07:53.08] Come on! What am I gonna do?
[07:55.02] All right. You' re a monkey. You' re loose in the city.
[07:58.89] Where do you go?
[08:01.19] It' s his first time out, so he' ll do touristy things.
[08:08.10] I' ll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.
[08:12.47] Oh, my God! Come on, you guys!
[08:15.37] He' ll be home any minute. He' s gonna kill me!
[08:18.08] Search the building. Take the first floor. We' ll take the rest.
[08:22.55] What am I gonna do?
[08:24.15] You stay here and wait by the phone.
[08:26.82] Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
[08:30.62] Does anybody want to trade?
[08:40.30] What do you want?
[08:41.93] Mr. Heckles, have you seen a monkey?
[08:45.50] I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?
[08:49.51] Why' d you leave it in the hall? I wasn' t ready for it.
[08:57.15] I saw Regis Philbin once.
[09:02.92] You owe me a waffle.
[09:06.42] He' s a black capuchin monkey with a white face...
[09:10.19] ... with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.
[09:15.47] Thanks.
[09:18.37] How did it go today?
[09:23.11] Is that wine?
[09:25.18] You want some?
[09:26.91] Oh, I would love some.
[09:28.88] But let' s not drink it here.
[09:31.45] I' m feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
[09:39.09] Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...
[09:44.83] ... I kind of wanted to run something by you.
[09:48.23] You know how we were talking before...
[09:51.00] ... about relationships, and stuff.
[09:54.04] Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! Okay, quick and painful.
[10:07.02] Oh, God!
[10:08.52] Okay, all right. All right, okay.
[10:11.76] Please don' t hate me.
[10:14.00] What?
[10:17.90] You know Marcel?
[10:23.23] I kind of lost him.
[10:41.09] I can' t believe this.
[10:44.59] All I asked you to do was keep him in here!
[10:47.89] I know. I' m sorry.
[10:49.26] It' s partially my fault.
[10:51.33] I shouldn' t have had you start with a monkey.
[10:54.30] You should have started with a pencil.
[10:57.60] I' m doing everything I can. Everyone' s looking for him and I got
[11:04.78] Who is it? Animal Control.
[11:06.81] I' ve even got Animal Control. You called Animal Control?
[11:13.68] Why? Do you not like them?
[11:26.26] I' m not allowed to have him. If they find him, they' ll take him away.
[11:31.57] Well, now, see, you never ever told us that.
[11:35.67] Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!
[11:45.12] Thanks for coming.
[11:46.72] Somebody called about a monkey?
[11:49.09] You know, that was a complete misunderstanding.
[11:52.79] We thought we had a monkey, but we didn' t.
[11:55.59] Turned out it was a hat. Cat!
[11:59.76] We checked, no one' s seen Marcel.
[12:02.63] My uncle Marcel. ls that who the monkey' s named after?
[12:07.87] Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...
[12:11.08] ... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
[12:14.78] Oh, my God!
[12:16.58] You' d put that poor little creature in jail?
[12:24.52] Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
[12:29.93] Yes, but there isn' t always time.
[12:35.83] I' m sure there' s some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat.
[12:40.81] We haven' t met. I' m Monica Geller.
[12:43.61] Oh, my God, you are!
[12:46.44] And you' re Rachel Greene!
[12:49.78] Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High?
[12:52.65] I sat behind you guys in homeroom.
[12:56.69] Luisa! Oh, my God!
[13:00.12] Monica! It' s Luisa!
[13:04.83] I went there too!
[13:06.46] Luisa! From homeroom!
[13:10.57] You have no idea who I am, do you?
[13:13.54] No. Not at all.
[13:15.44] Well, maybe that' s because you spent four years ignoring me.
[13:20.28] Would it have been hard to say, " Morning, Luisa"...
[13:24.25] ... or " Nice overalls"?
[13:31.16] Oh, I' m so sorry!
[13:39.26] But you. What a bitch!
[13:43.33] What? shén me?
[13:44.80] You know what? Be that as it may...
[13:47.44] ... could you help us with the monkey thing, for old times' sake?
[13:51.74] Go, Bobcats!
[13:54.31] I could. But I won' t.
[13:57.45] If I find that monkey, he' s mine.
[14:05.86] Sorry.
[14:11.16] Marcel?
[14:12.86] Marcel?
[14:22.47] Hi, can I help you?
[14:28.48] We' re having an emergency, and we were looking for something.
[14:33.85] A monkey. Yes, have you seen any?
[14:36.72] No, I haven' t seen a monkey.
[14:39.36] Can you fix radiators?
[14:41.53] Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
[14:45.23] Of course! Oh. Then, no.
[14:52.34] Taste this. Is there too much rum? Just a second.
[14:56.47] Hope you find your monkey. No, wait!
[15:00.51] We may not know about radiators...
[15:03.25] ... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu.
[15:11.72] Aren' t we in the middle of something?
[15:14.29] But these women are very hot, and they need our help.
[15:18.90] And they' re very hot!
[15:23.40] We can' t, all right?
[15:25.17] We' re sorry.
[15:26.77] You don' t know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey.
[15:30.88] He' s this high and answers to the name Marcel.
[15:34.21] So if we could get pictures of you, it' d help us out.
[15:46.59] From now on, you don' t get to talk to other people.
[15:58.77] Oh, my God! What?
[16:00.10] Something brushed up against my right leg.
[16:04.07] Oh, it' s okay. It was just my left leg.
[16:08.71] Look, Phoebe!
[16:10.45] Oh, Marcel! Come here!
[16:12.75] Step aside, ladies.
[16:37.14] Damn! huài le!
[16:38.41] Are you okay? I think so.
[16:50.15] Oh, gosh!
[17:02.67] We' ve been all over the neighborhood! He' s just gone!
[17:06.70] You don' t know that. It' s cold, it' s dark.
[17:10.04] He doesn' t know the Village!
[17:12.51] And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot!
[17:17.68] Thank you very much!
[17:19.15] I' ve said I' m sorry a million times.
[17:22.25] What do you want me to do?
[17:24.22] You want me to break my foot too? I' ll break it right now.
[17:28.26] Oh, my God! There, are you happy now?
[17:31.93] Yeah, now that you kicked the sign...
[17:35.90] ... I don' t miss Marcel anymore!
[17:40.70] It' s not like I did this on purpose.
[17:43.61] No, this is just vintage Rachel.
[17:52.85] ... oblivious to people' s monkeys or to people' s feelings and
[17:57.45] I don' t want to hear it! Forget it, okay?
[18:01.53] What? shén me?
[18:06.23] Hey, banana man!
[18:14.74] This is so intense!
[18:16.34] One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
[18:29.45] Hi! Did you order some bananas?
[18:31.92] What about it? Give me my monkey back!
[18:34.66] I don' t have a monkey. Then what' s with the bananas?
[18:38.20] Potassium.
[18:44.07] Okay, where is he?
[18:47.54] You' re wasting your time.
[18:51.51] What? shén me?
[19:02.72] What have you done to him? That' s my monkey. That' s Patty.
[19:08.73] Are you insane? Come here, Marcel.
[19:12.50] Come here, Patty.
[19:13.86] Come here, Marcel.
[19:15.87] Come here, Patty.
[19:17.10] Here, monkey.
[19:19.40] Here, monkey!
[19:20.67] Gotcha!
[19:23.01] Give me my monkey back! It' s mine.
[19:25.88] Take this up with the judge.
[19:28.08] That' s not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.
[19:32.85] All right, I want my monkey!
[19:38.16] You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat.
[19:43.69] In high school, I was prom queen...
[19:46.33] ... and the homecoming queen and you...
[19:50.13] ... were also there.
[19:52.87] But this isn' t high school. We' re all adults here!
[19:57.17] Heckles! Can I have this?
[20:00.68] For the most part.
[20:02.48] If you take this monkey, I' ll lose an important person in my life.
[20:07.22] You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
[20:11.56] You have a chance to be the bigger person here.
[20:19.93] No.
[20:21.67] All right. Then I' ll call your supervisor and tell her...
[20:26.37] ... you shot my friend with a dart!
[20:36.55] It' ll be nice to get this off, won' t it?
[20:39.48] Or we can leave it on. That' s fine.
[20:42.65] With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit.
[20:50.56] Listen, I' m sorry I was so hard on you before
[20:55.07] No, it was my fault. I almost lost your
[20:58.40] Yeah, but you got him back. You were great.
[21:06.54] We still have that bottle of wine.
[21:10.38] Are you in the mood for something grape?
[21:14.48] Sure, that would be good. All right.
[21:27.83] The neighbors must be vacuuming.
[21:37.27] Well, as long as we' re here...
[21:42.41] ... and not on the subject....
[21:45.62] I was thinking about...
[21:50.22] ... how mad we got at each other before.
[21:57.03] And maybe it was partially because of how we
[22:01.03] Rachel? Barry?
[22:03.17] I can' t do it. I can' t marry Mindy.
[22:07.87] I think I' m still in love with you.
[22:15.48] We have got to start locking that door!
[22:27.39] Show us! Come on!
[22:28.89] lt was such a long time ago. Okay, fine. All right.
[22:33.03] This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
[22:37.53] That' s because I' m in front of them.
[22:40.57] Big nun!
[22:43.14] I thought that was an alp.
[22:45.54] High school wasn' t my favorite time.
[22:50.35] It was four years of parties, dating and sex and
[22:54.35] Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys.
[22:58.02] Any sex I had would' ve involved a major lifestyle choice.
[23:04.16] Doesn' t it seem like a million years ago?
[23:11.60] My butt cheek is waking up!

歌词大意

[00:02.85] wǒ gāng kàn guò le
[00:04.18] wǒ men yǒu bó jué chá, yīng shì zǎo cān chá, ròu guì chá
[00:08.15] jú huā chá, bò he chá, hēi méi chá
[00:12.09] hái yǒu níng méng pài
[00:16.66] nǐ bú shì nà gè yào hē chá de rén duì ba?
[00:22.10] liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 19 jí hóu zi bèi sòng zǒu
[01:12.02] ruì qiū, nǐ yǒu xìn
[01:14.79] xiè xiè
[01:17.62] kù, miǎn fèi shì hē de kā fēi
[01:21.09] tài hǎo le, yīn wèi zài nǎ ér hái yǒu miǎn fèi de kā fēi?
[01:25.76] ó, shì a
[01:29.10] tài hǎo le nà shi shén me?
[01:31.74] xiāng cūn jù lè bù de měi rì gōng bào
[01:33.81] wǒ mā jì lái tōng zhī yǒu rén yào dìng hūn le
[01:39.54] ō, wǒ de tiān! shì bā ruì hé míng dì
[01:43.58] bā ruì, nǐ jī hū
[01:45.62] míng dì, nǐ de bàn niáng
[01:47.45] wǒ kàn kàn, nà shi míng dì?
[01:50.22] zhēn piào liàng!
[01:53.83] tā zhēn xìng yùn
[01:56.56] yǒu nǐ zhè yàng de péng yǒu
[02:01.-2] xiàn zài shì jìng mò shí jiān
[02:09.11] mǎ xiū, ná fàn gěi wǒ, kuài
[02:12.21] hǎo xiǎo zi. bǎ fàn gěi wǒ
[02:14.21] zhēn guāi, xiè xiè
[02:16.21] tā zhōng yú néng fēn biàn" ná lái" hé" niào zài" de chā bié le
[02:23.92] ruì qiū zěn me la?
[02:28.93] bào qiàn
[02:31.46] wǒ zhēn shì tài bèn le
[02:33.40] shì wǒ bú yào bā ruì de, duì ba?
[02:35.73] wǒ yīng gāi wèi tā men gāo xìng
[02:38.00] wǒ zhēn wèi tā men gāo xìng
[02:40.34] zhēn de? bù
[02:43.41] rú guǒ wǒ hé bié rén zài yì qǐ jiù bù tóng le
[02:47.15] shuí, shén me
[02:49.78] nǐ bú shì shuō yào wàng le nà duàn gǎn qíng, bù zài hé nán rén zài yì qǐ
[02:54.19] yàn wù nán rén ma?
[03:01.49] wǒ bù zhī dào
[03:02.83] wǒ xiǎng zhè bú shì méi yǒu nán rén de wèn tí, ér shì hé shì nán rén de wèn tí
[03:07.30] hé bā ruì zài yì qǐ ān quán zì zài dàn shì méi yǒu
[03:11.70] hé bǎo luó zài yì qǐ jiù chōng mǎn
[03:15.27] rú yě shòu bān yuán shǐ de hǎo le, wǒ dǒng
[03:20.78] wǒ kàn guò nǐ men liǎng gè zài yì qǐ de yàng zi
[03:23.-1] nǐ rèn wéi wǒ néng liǎng zhě tóng shí yōng yǒu ma?
[03:25.35] zhǎo dào yí gè néng dāng zhī jǐ yòu néng ràng wǒ gǎn shòu dào de rén?
[03:30.32] shì ya
[03:32.62] wǒ yě zhè me rèn wéi. wǒ zhēn de zhè me rèn wéi
[03:35.73] qí shí shuō lái hǎo xiào
[03:37.90] shí cháng nǐ rèn wéi
[03:41.50] wú fǎ ràng nǐ gǎn shòu dào de rén
[03:43.54] què shì
[03:47.37] bèi dǎ duàn le
[03:49.01] diàn yǐng rú hé?
[03:50.81] hěn bù cuò hěn bù cuò
[03:52.71] xùn bì le gēn běn shì xiǎo niū men kàn de ma
[03:57.75] zhēn yí hàn zhè bú shì qiāng lín dàn yǔ
[04:02.59] gōng chē sù dù qí kuài de nà zhǒng diàn yǐng
[04:07.16] bào lì bìng bù néng xī yǐn wǒ
[04:10.03] zhǐ yào yǒu jìng tóu wǒ jiù mǎn zú le
[04:13.00] nà diàn yǐng yě yǒu jìng tóu wǒ shì zhǐ nǚ shēng de jìng tóu
[04:16.67] wǒ bù ài kàn lú gé lán de chūn gōng
[04:20.24] xiū gé lán tè!
[04:24.24] wǒ dé zǒu le
[04:26.44] zǒu ba, mǎ xiū, kuài
[04:28.08] wǒ men qù xǐ zǎo, duì bú duì? duì
[04:32.35] tā men zhǐ shì péng yǒu ma?
[04:38.62] míng tiān jiàn
[04:41.03] duì, nǐ míng tiān yào dào ruì qiū ā yí jiā
[04:44.23] děng děng, mó ní kǎ ā yí néng shuō jù huà ma?
[04:47.73] mó ní kǎ ā yí qǐng shuō?
[04:50.37] bié jǐn zhāng le, nǐ bú huì zài zhè ér de
[04:59.14] wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn wǒ men jìng zài tǎo lùn cǐ shì wǒ tóng yì, wǒ yě wú fǎ xiāng xìn
[05:05.62] rú guǒ nǐ hé ruì qiū huì ài qíng chǎn shēng de huà? hái huì yī zhí tuō dào xiàn zài ma?
[05:09.45] tā shuō tā zài xún zhǎo xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de rén
[05:14.16] tā zhēn de zhè yàng shuō?
[05:15.66] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng" shì wǒ zì jǐ jiā de
[05:19.33] tā shuō tā zài xún zhǎo mǒu rén, ér cǐ rén jīn wǎn jiù huì chū xiàn
[05:24.00] jīn tiān wǎn shàng?
[05:25.64] zhè yàng zuì hǎo bù guò le, yīn wèi zhǐ yǒu wǒ men liǎng gè
[05:28.61] tā zhěng tiān dū zài zhào gù wǒ de hóu zi
[05:34.18] wǒ zǎo yǐ wàng jì něi gè nǚ rén zhào gù guò wǒ de hóu zi
[05:42.29] zǒng zhī xià bān hòu wǒ yào qù mǎi píng jiǔ
[05:46.49] qù xiàng tā" shì ài"
[05:51.73] zhī dào nǐ gāi zěn me zuò ma?
[05:53.50] dài tā huí dào yòng" shì ài" de shí jiǔ shì jì qù
[06:01.57] rú guǒ nǐ jì xù zhè yàng, wǒ fā shì zhè xīng qī nèi nǐ jiù kě yǐ hé zhè gè hún dàn jié shù
[06:06.14] wéi yǔ máo wéi jīn de shì fǎ bó tǔ
[06:09.45] tā céng shì gè nán rén
[06:12.52] lěi wén chū xiàn le
[06:14.05] wǒ men tǎo yàn tā, zhēn gāo xìng tā jiù
[06:17.79] shén me? mǎ xiū!
[06:20.56] xiǎng wán mó nī kǎ de xié ma? nǐ bù néng wán
[06:26.80] mǎ xiū, nǐ zài xié lǐ dà biàn?
[06:30.44] tiān a, huài hóu zi
[06:33.67] ó, tiān na!
[06:40.58] bào qiàn, bā ruì
[06:43.-1] yī fèn xiǎo xiǎo de dìng hūn lǐ wù
[06:45.32] wǒ xiāng xìn nǐ méi dēng jì
[06:55.89] shuí sǐ le? shuí sǐ le?
[06:58.36] fān guò qù! hǎo bù hǎo, fān guò qù!
[07:02.13] hǎo ba, wǒ men zhī dào bú shì cuī sī lēi, yīn wèi mǎ xiū?
[07:06.60] mǎ xiū?
[07:11.68] nǐ zěn huì bǎ tā nòng diū le ne? tiān xiǎo de
[07:14.25] wǒ zhèng zài kàn diàn shì, tā zài mó nī kǎ de xié nèi dà biàn
[07:17.88] tā zài wǒ de xié lǐ dà biàn? nǎ yī shuāng?
[07:21.02] wǒ bù zhī dào, zuǒ jiǎo
[07:24.12] shì nǎ yī shuāng?
[07:25.39] dā pèi shén me dōu hǎo kàn de ā mǐ xǔ xié
[07:33.43] wèi hé yī piàn chóu yún cǎn wù?
[07:37.54] ruì qiū bǎ mǎ xiū nòng diū le
[07:39.54] bú huì ba, zěn me diū de?
[07:40.71] tā zài wǒ xié lǐ dà biàn nǎ zhǐ?
[07:43.01] wǒ cháng chuān de nà zhǐ kě ài hēi xié
[07:45.58] shì nǎ yì zhī?
[07:47.85] zuǒ jiǎo hái yòu jiǎo?
[07:50.68] yīn wèi zuǒ jiǎo shì xìng yùn xié
[07:53.08] dà jiā kuài xiǎng bàn fǎ! wǒ gāi zěn me bàn?
[07:55.02] yǒu le, rú guǒ nǐ shì zhǐ hóu zi, mí shī zài dài chéng shì shí
[07:58.89] nǐ huì qù nǎ ér?
[08:01.19] zhè shì tā dì yī cì chū mén, suǒ yǐ dà gài hé yì bān yóu kè yí yàng
[08:08.10] wǒ qù bǎi lǎo huì zhǎo. nǐ qù é luó sī chá fāng
[08:12.47] bié zài nào le!
[08:15.37] tā mǎ shàng jiù huì huí jiā, tā bú huì ráo guò wǒ de
[08:18.08] wǒ men cóng zhè dòng gōng yù kāi shǐ zhǎo qǐ nǐ men zhǎo yī lóu hé èr lóu, fēi bǐ hé wǒ zhǎo sān lóu hé sì lóu
[08:22.55] wǒ gāi zěn me bàn?
[08:24.15] nǐ liú zài jiā lǐ děng diàn huà
[08:26.82] zài wǒ xié nèi zé fāng xiāng jì, shùn biàn děng luó sī huí lái shā nǐ
[08:30.62] yǒu rén yào jiāo huàn ma?
[08:40.30] gàn ma?
[08:41.93] hā kè xiān shēng, wǒ men péng yǒu yí shī le yì zhī hóu zi nǐ yǒu kàn jiàn ma?
[08:45.50] wǒ fàng le wēi huà bǐng zài zhè ér, shì bú shì nǐ ná le?
[08:49.51] nǐ zěn huì fàng wēi huà bǐng zài zǒu láng? wǒ hái bù xiǎng chī
[08:54.-4] nǐ yǒu kàn jiàn hóu zi ma?
[08:57.15] wǒ kàn guò" lǐ jí sī fēi bāng"
[09:00.-4] xiè xiè nǐ, hā kè xiān shēng
[09:02.92] nǐ men qiàn wǒ wēi huà bǐng
[09:06.42] tā shì yì zhī bái liǎn de hēi juàn wěi hóu
[09:10.19] jiā é guó jiàng wài jiā yān huáng guā
[09:15.47] hǎo, xiè xiè
[09:18.37] jīn tiān guò de rú hé?
[09:20.-2] hěn hǎo a! hěn hǎo a. zhēn de hěn bù cuò
[09:23.11] nà shi jiǔ ma?
[09:25.18] shì de, xiǎng hē ma?
[09:26.91] wǒ fēi cháng lè yì lái diǎn
[09:28.88] kě shì wǒ men bié zài zhè ér hē
[09:31.45] wǒ gǎn jué yǒu diǎn fēng kuáng, wǒ men qù niǔ huá kè hǎo ma?
[09:39.09] qián wǎng zhè dōng běi fàn zuì shǒu fǔ zhī qián
[09:44.83] wǒ yǒu xiē huà xiǎng shuō
[09:48.23] wǒ men céng tán guò
[09:51.00] gǎn qíng de wèn tí
[09:54.04] luó sī, wǒ shòu bù liǎo le! nǐ huí jué dé dǎo shì hěn kuài ma
[10:07.02] ó, shàng dì a!
[10:08.52] hǎo ba, hǎo ba
[10:11.76] luó sī, bié hèn wǒ
[10:14.00] dào dǐ shì shén me?
[10:17.90] mǎ xiū tā
[10:23.23] wǒ bǎ tā nòng diū le
[10:41.09] wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn
[10:44.59] wǒ zhǐ shì má fán nǐ bié ràng tā pǎo chū qù
[10:47.89] wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ
[10:49.26] bù, wǒ gāi fù yī bàn de zé rèn
[10:51.33] wǒ bù gāi jiào nǐ zhào gù hóu zi
[10:54.30] yīng gāi jiào nǐ zhào gù qiān bǐ cái duì
[10:57.60] luó sī, wǒ yǐ jǐn zuì dà de nǔ lì wǒ yǐ jiào dà jiā fēn tóu qù zhǎo
[11:04.78] shì shuí? dòng wù kòng zhì zhōng xīn
[11:06.81] qiáo, wǒ shèn zhì dǎ gěi dòng wù kòng zhì zhōng xīn nǐ dǎ gěi dòng wù kòng zhì zhōng xīn?
[11:13.68] zěn me le? nǐ bù xǐ huān tā men?
[11:19.-3] mǎ xiū shì fēi fǎ de wài lái dòng wù
[11:26.26] wǒ shì fēi fǎ sì yǎng. wàn yī bèi tā men zhǎo dào tā men jiù huì dài zǒu tā
[11:31.57] hǎo ba, kě shì, nǐ cóng lái jiù méi yǒu gào sù dà jiā
[11:35.67] méi cuò, yīn wèi wǒ méi xiǎng dào nǐ huì qǐng tā men lái
[11:45.12] xiè xiè nǐ lái
[11:46.72] yǒu rén yí shī hóu zi?
[11:49.09] duì, zhè wán quán shì gè wù huì
[11:52.79] wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men yǒu yǎng hóu zi, dàn shì wǒ men méi yǒu
[11:55.59] jié guǒ shì mào zi māo!
[11:59.76] wǒ men chá guò le, méi rén kàn dào mǎ xiū
[12:02.63] wǒ shū shū mǎ xiū nà hóu zi shì yǐ nǐ shū shū mìng míng?
[12:07.87] nǐ zhī dào chí yǒu fēi fǎ wài lái dòng wù
[12:11.08] kě pàn xíng liǎng nián bìng mò shōu dòng wù?
[12:14.78] tiān a
[12:16.58] nǐ yào bǎ zhè kě lián de xiǎo dōng xī guān jìn jiān láo?
[12:24.52] fēi bǐ, nǐ jì de rú hé xiān duì zì jǐ xiǎo shēng shuō ma?
[12:29.93] jì de, dàn zǒng bú shì shí hòu
[12:35.83] wǒ xiāng xìn wǒ men néng yǐ yǒu shàn de chǔ lǐ fāng shì, qǐng zuò
[12:40.81] shǒu xiān, wǒ men hái méi zì jǐ jiè shào, wǒ jiào mó nī kǎ
[12:43.61] tiān a, nǐ shì mò ní kǎ
[12:46.44] hái yǒu, nǐ shì ruì qiū duì ma?
[12:49.78] lù shā, lín kěn gāo zhōng
[12:52.65] wǒ zuò zài nǐ men hòu miàn
[12:56.69] lù shā! ó, tiān na!
[13:00.12] mó nī kǎ, shì lù shā
[13:04.83] wǒ yě qù le nà lǐ!
[13:06.46] shì zài hòu miàn nà gè?
[13:10.57] nǐ men gēn běn bù zhī dào wǒ shì shuí duì bù?
[13:13.54] bù yì diǎn yě bù
[13:15.44] huò xǔ nǐ men nà sì nián, dōu zài dāng wǒ bù cún zài
[13:20.28] nán dào shuō" zǎo ān, lù shā"
[13:24.25] huò" hǎo piào liàng de lián shēn kù" yǒu nà me kùn nán ma?
[13:31.16] duì bù qǐ
[13:33.-3] wǒ bù guài nǐ, nǐ dāng shí hěn pàng, nǐ yǒu zì jǐ de fán nǎo
[13:39.26] kě shì nǐ shí zài shì gè
[13:43.33] shén me?
[13:44.80] bié jì jiào le
[13:47.44] nǐ zhēn rèn wéi nǐ néng bāng wǒ men zhǎo hóu zi? kàn zài guò qù de fèn shàng?
[13:51.74] bāng wǒ men zhǎo
[13:54.31] wǒ kě yǐ, wǒ bù
[13:57.45] rú guǒ wǒ zhǎo dào hóu zi, tā jiù shì wǒ de le
[14:05.86] bào qiàn
[14:11.16] mǎ xiū?
[14:12.86] mǎ xiū?
[14:22.47] xū yào bāng máng ma?
[14:28.48] wǒ men yǒu jí shì, wǒ men zài zhǎo dōng xī
[14:33.85] hóu zi duì, nǐ yǒu kàn jiàn ma?
[14:36.72] wǒ méi kàn jiàn hóu zi
[14:39.36] nǐ zhī dào rú hé xiū lǐ sàn rè qì ma?
[14:41.53] dāng rán! nǐ shì guò jiāng zhuǎn niǔ zhuǎn huí qù ma?
[14:45.23] dāng rán! nà zhī hòu wǒ jiù bù zhī dào le
[14:52.34] shì shì zhè gè shì bú shì jiā tài duō lán mǔ jiǔ le? děng děng
[14:56.47] xī wàng nǐ men néng zhǎo dào hóu zi bù, děng děng
[15:00.51] wǒ men duì sàn rè qì huò xǔ bù tài dǒng
[15:03.25] wǒ men kě shì lěng nuǎn huán jìng de zhuān jiā
[15:11.72] wǒ men bú shì zhèng zài máng ma?
[15:14.29] duì, tā men hěn rè ér qiě xū yào bāng zhù
[15:18.90] ér qiě hěn huǒ là
[15:23.40] wǒ men bù xíng
[15:25.17] bào qiàn nǐ men bù zhī dào
[15:26.77] wǒ men yǒu duō bào qiàn, wǒ men dā yìng rén jiā yào zhǎo hóu zi
[15:30.88] tā yuē zhè me gāo, míng jiào mǎ xiū
[15:34.21] rú guǒ néng yōng yǒu nǐ men de zhào piān, jiù suàn shì bāng le dà máng
[15:46.59] cóng xiàn zài qǐ bù zhǔn nǐ hé qí tā rén jiǎng huà
[15:58.77] ō, wǒ de tiān! shén me?
[16:00.10] yǒu dōng xī pèng dào wǒ de yòu jiǎo
[16:04.07] méi shén me, shì wǒ de zuǒ jiǎo
[16:08.71] kàn, fēi bǐ
[16:10.45] mǎ xiū, guò lái
[16:12.75] zhàn guò qù, liǎng wèi xiǎo jiě
[16:16.-4] nǐ yào gàn shén me? dǎ zhèn dìng jì
[16:35.-2] kuài pǎo, mǎ xiū, kuài pǎo!
[16:37.14] huài le!
[16:38.41] nǐ hái hǎo ba? hái xíng. ó
[16:50.15] ó, zāo le!
[17:02.67] wǒ men bǎ zhōu wéi de lín jū dōu zhǎo biàn le, tā bú jiàn le, jiù zhè me xiāo shī le
[17:06.70] luó sī, hái bù yí dìng bài tuō, tiān qì hǎo lěng tiān yòu hēi
[17:10.04] tā gēn běn bù rèn shi lù!
[17:12.51] xiàn zài wǒ de jiǎo yòu shòu shāng le, hóu zi méi le hái huàn lái shòu shāng de jiǎo
[17:17.68] zhēn de gǎn xiè nǐ!
[17:19.15] luó sī, wǒ yǐ xiàng nǐ dào qiàn guò wú shù cì
[17:22.25] nǐ dào dǐ yào wǒ zěn me yàng?
[17:24.22] nǐ yě yào wǒ de jiǎo shòu shāng? yào wǒ yě bǎ jiǎo nòng shāng
[17:28.26] qiáo, gāo xìng le ba
[17:31.93] duì, nǐ tī wán lù biāo hòu
[17:35.90] wǒ tū rán bù zài xiǎng niàn mǎ xiū le
[17:40.70] wǒ zhēn de bú shì gù yì de
[17:43.61] dāng rán, zhè shì diǎn xíng de ruì qiū
[17:46.-1] zhè zhǒng shì cháng fā shēng zài nǐ shēn shàng
[17:49.-4] nǐ huó zài zì jǐ de shì jiè zhōng zuò zhe zì jǐ de shì qíng
[17:52.85] wán quán wú shì bié rén de hóu zi, huò shì bié rén de gǎn jué
[17:57.45] luó sī, wǒ bù xiǎng tīng! wàng le tā, hǎo bù hǎo?
[18:01.53] shén me?
[18:06.23] hāi, xiāng jiāo nán!
[18:14.74] zhè xià kě hǎo
[18:16.34] yī biān de zài shuì jiào, lìng yī biān què háo wú suǒ zhī
[18:24.-1] fēi bǐ zěn me la?
[18:29.45] nǐ yǒu dìng xiāng jiāo ma?
[18:31.92] nà shi gàn má de? hái wǒ de hóu zi
[18:34.66] wǒ méi hóu zi gàn ma mǎi yī xiāng xiāng jiāo?
[18:38.20] bǔ chōng jiǎ
[18:44.07] mǎ xiū? tā zài nǎ ér?
[18:47.54] nǐ zài làng fèi shí jiān
[18:51.51] shén me?
[19:02.72] nǐ duì tā gàn le shén me? zhè shì wǒ de hóu zi, tā jiào pèi dì
[19:08.73] nǐ fēng liǎo bù chéng? guò lái, mǎ xiū
[19:12.50] guò lái, pèi dì
[19:13.86] guò lái, mǎ xiū
[19:15.87] guò lái, pèi dì
[19:17.10] hóu zi guò lái
[19:19.40] guò lái, hóu zi!
[19:20.67] zǒng suàn dǎi dào nǐ le
[19:23.01] bǎ wǒ de hóu zi huán gěi wǒ nà shi wǒ de hóu zi
[19:25.88] nǐ men dào fǎ guān miàn qián qù zhēng ba
[19:28.08] nà bú shì wǒ de hóu zi zhǐ yǒu yī fú shì wǒ de, suí shí kě yǐ sòng huí lái
[19:32.85] hǎo ba, wǒ yào wǒ de hóu zi!
[19:35.-4] lù shā, bài tuō bào qiàn le, wǔ huì huáng hòu
[19:38.16] nǐ gāo zhōng shí gàn ma nà me jiàn, wèi hé bù dàng gè pàng mèi?
[19:43.69] zài xué xiào wǒ shì wǔ huì huáng hòu
[19:46.33] fǎn xiào huáng hòu, dàn shì nǐ
[19:50.13] nǐ yě zài de a
[19:52.87] dàn shì zhè bú shì gāo zhōng, wǒ men xiàn zài dōu shì chéng nián rén!
[19:57.17] wǒ néng yào zhè gè ma?
[20:00.68] suí yì
[20:02.48] rú guǒ nǐ bǎ hóu zi dài zǒu wǒ jiāng shī qù wǒ shēng mìng zhòng zhòng yào de rén
[20:07.22] nǐ kě yǐ hèn wǒ, qǐng bié zhé mó tā
[20:11.56] cǐ shí nǐ yǒu jī huì chéng wéi dà rén wù
[20:15.-3] bǎ wò jī huì ba
[20:19.93]
[20:21.67] nà me, wǒ zhǐ hǎo gào sù nǐ de zhǎng guān
[20:26.37] nǐ zài wǒ péng yǒu de shàng kāi le yī qiāng
[20:36.55] zhōng yú néng tuō qù zhè jiàn yī fú, bú shì ma?
[20:39.48] huò shì zhè yàng yě bù cuò
[20:42.65] pèi shàng xié jiù shì wán zhěng de yī tào
[20:50.56] bào qiàn, wǒ duì nǐ zhè me xiōng
[20:55.07] bù, zhè dōu shì wǒ de cuò, wǒ chà diǎn
[20:58.40] bù, tā yě shì nǐ zhǎo huí lái de, nǐ zuò de hěn hǎo
[21:06.54] nà píng jiǔ hái zài
[21:10.38] yǒu xīn qíng hē bēi pú táo jiǔ ma?
[21:14.48] hǎo ya hěn hǎo
[21:27.83] gé bì yí dìng zài yòng xī chén qì
[21:37.27] zhǐ yào wǒ men zài zhè ér
[21:42.41] bù tán nà gè huà tí
[21:45.62] wǒ zài xiǎng
[21:50.22] wǒ men gāng gāng shí zài shì è yán xiāng xiàng
[21:57.03] dà gài shì yīn wèi wǒ men
[22:01.03] ruì qiū? ruì qiū?
[22:03.17] wǒ bàn bú dào. wǒ wú fǎ hé míng dì jié hūn
[22:07.87] wǒ xiǎng wǒ ài de rén yī rán shì nǐ
[22:15.48] wǒ men dé kāi shǐ suǒ mén le!
[22:27.39] gěi wǒ men kàn kàn! lái ma!
[22:28.89] hěn jiǔ hěn jiǔ yǐ qián hǎo ba
[22:33.03] zhè shì wǒ zài" yīn yuè zhī shēng" lǐ miàn, kàn jiàn fàn cuī pǔ de hái zi ma?
[22:37.53] yīn wèi wǒ dǎng zài tā men qián miàn
[22:40.57] dà xiū nǚ!
[22:43.14] wǒ yǐ wéi nà shi a ěr bēi sī shān
[22:45.54] wǒ de gāo zhōng shí dài bìng bù rú yì
[22:48.-1] wǒ ài gāo zhōng
[22:50.35] sì nián de wǔ huì, yuē huì hé
[22:54.35] wǒ hé 400 gè nán hái shàng de zhù sù xué xiào
[22:58.02] měi cì dōu shì yī cì shēng huó fāng shì de zhòng dà jué zé
[23:04.16] tiān a, nà bú shì huí dào shǐ qián shí dài?
[23:11.60] wǒ de xǐng le