| 歌曲 | Friends S01E20 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:01.480] | I can't believe you'd actually say that. |
| [00:04.550] | I'd much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. |
| [00:08.190] | No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor. |
| [00:11.020] | He's gotta be the toughest snack there is. |
| [00:15.360] | I don't know. You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts. |
| [00:19.330] | They're crazy. |
| [00:23.100] | Oh,my God. You gotta come see this. |
| [00:25.740] | There's some creep out there with a telescope. |
| [00:30.610] | I can't believe it. He's looking right at us. |
| [00:33.510] | Oh,that is so sick. |
| [00:35.610] | I feel violated. |
| [00:37.520] | And not in a good way. |
| [00:39.450] | How can people do that? |
| [00:43.790] | You guys,look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots. |
| [00:49.130] | The One With the Evil Orthodontist |
| [01:38.210] | Years from now, school children will study it... |
| [01:41.410] | ...as one of the greatest first dates ever. |
| [01:45.120] | -Yeah. -I'll say,yeah. - |
| [01:47.750] | It was unbelievable. |
| [01:49.120] | We could be ourselves. We didn't have to play games. |
| [01:52.420] | -Have you called her? -She'd know I like her. That's crazy. - |
| [01:56.630] | Guys. It's gross. |
| [02:05.870] | I can't believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people. |
| [02:10.840] | Come on. Just do it. |
| [02:13.410] | Call her. Stop being so testosterone-y. |
| [02:18.420] | Which,by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. |
| [02:26.630] | -Her machine. -Answering machine? - |
| [02:28.890] | No,interestingly, her leaf blower picked up. |
| [02:34.730] | So,why didn't you say anything? |
| [02:37.240] | No. Last time I left a spontaneous message... |
| [02:40.470] | ... I ended up using the phrase, "Yes,indeed-io." |
| [02:45.310] | Look,it's Rachel and Barry. Don't everybody look. |
| [02:50.820] | -They're just talking. -Does he look upset? - |
| [02:54.120] | Does he look like he was told to shove anything? |
| [02:59.290] | No. Actually,he's smiling. |
| [03:01.430] | Oh,my God. Don't do that. |
| [03:03.800] | What? What? What? |
| [03:04.930] | That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. |
| [03:10.800] | And basically,that's how a bill becomes a law. |
| [03:17.580] | See? Hey,Rach. |
| [03:21.180] | How'd it go? |
| [03:22.920] | You know,it was actually really great. |
| [03:26.890] | Lunch at the Russian Tea Room. |
| [03:28.750] | I had that chicken,where you poke it and butter squirts out. |
| [03:32.890] | Not a good day for birds. |
| [03:34.860] | Then we went to Bendel's. |
| [03:36.860] | And I told him not to,but he got me a bottle of Chanel. |
| [03:41.370] | That's nice. Now was that before or after you told him... |
| [03:45.340] | ...to stop calling,stop sending flowers and to leave you alone? |
| [03:50.210] | Right. Well,we never actually got to that. |
| [03:54.350] | It was just so nice to see him again. |
| [03:57.480] | It was comfortable and it was familiar. |
| [04:01.490] | It was just nice. |
| [04:03.160] | That's nice twice. |
| [04:06.330] | Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? |
| [04:10.800] | Where have you been? |
| [04:14.200] | It was different with him today. |
| [04:16.370] | He wasn't,like,Orthodontist Guy. |
| [04:19.370] | I mean,we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? |
| [04:26.310] | -Why? -I have my reasons. - |
| [04:31.650] | He's engaged to another woman... |
| [04:34.350] | ...who happens to be your ex-best friend? |
| [04:37.720] | All right. I know it's stupid. |
| [04:40.230] | I'll see him this afternoon and put an end to it. |
| [04:50.700] | I'm not crazy,right? I mean,it was never like that. |
| [04:54.670] | No,it wasn't. |
| [05:00.250] | It was so nice having this little sink here. |
| [05:07.890] | Then with authority,hang up. |
| [05:14.330] | Will you just leave her the message? |
| [05:22.200] | "Oh,Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine. |
| [05:27.340] | Give me a call when you get a chance. |
| [05:32.680] | Bye-bye. |
| [05:34.750] | Oh,God. |
| [05:42.020] | Hey,I've been honing. |
| [05:44.720] | -What was with the dishes? -She might think I'm in a restaurant. - |
| [05:49.330] | I might have a life. Like I haven't been sitting here... |
| [05:53.670] | ... honing for the last two hours? |
| [05:56.170] | -The telescope guy's doing it again. -Oh,my God. - |
| [06:02.140] | Go away. Stop looking in here. |
| [06:06.180] | Great. Now he's waving back. |
| [06:11.950] | I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff. |
| [06:17.920] | What kind of stuff? |
| [06:21.890] | Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff... |
| [06:25.400] | ...but,like, when I'm cooking naked. |
| [06:29.900] | You cook naked? |
| [06:31.370] | Yeah,toast,oatmeal. Nothing that spatters. |
| [06:38.040] | What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that. |
| [06:43.120] | What's the matter? |
| [06:45.250] | I just Oh,Barry,this was not good. |
| [06:48.100] | No,it was. It was very,very good. |
| [06:51.720] | -What about Mindy? -Way better than Mindy. - |
| [07:00.530] | If you want,I'll break it off with her. |
| [07:07.810] | Dr. Farber,Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. |
| [07:11.540] | Thanks,Bernice. |
| [07:13.850] | Let's go away this weekend. |
| [07:16.650] | -This is all way too -No,we can go to Aruba. - |
| [07:20.750] | When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon... |
| [07:24.390] | ...it was really nice. You would've liked it. |
| [07:29.460] | I had a bra. |
| [07:42.880] | Hey,Dr. Farber. |
| [07:44.040] | All right,Miss Greene, everything looks fine. |
| [07:48.150] | We're starting to see some real progress. |
| [07:54.720] | -What? -I'm 1 2,I'm not stupid. - |
| [08:08.100] | Can I use your phone? |
| [08:10.400] | For future reference, that thing in your hand... |
| [08:13.240] | ...can also be used as a phone. … |
| [08:22.680] | -Why isn't she calling? -Maybe she never got your message. - |
| [08:26.650] | Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps... |
| [08:30.290] | ...that means she didn't get her messages yet. |
| [08:33.290] | -Doesn't that make me seem? -Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? - |
| [08:38.000] | You obviously saw my personal ad. |
| [08:43.600] | How many beeps? |
| [08:44.640] | She answered. |
| [08:47.970] | This is where you'd use that "hello" word. |
| [08:52.180] | I won't talk to her. She got my message... |
| [08:54.950] | ...and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. |
| [08:59.820] | God,I miss just being needy. |
| [09:04.760] | So how'd he take it? |
| [09:06.590] | Pretty well,actually. |
| [09:11.900] | How come you have dental floss in your hair? |
| [09:16.300] | Oh,do l? |
| [09:20.470] | -We ended up having sex in his chair. -You had sex in his chair? - |
| [09:29.980] | I said that a little too loudly,didn't l? |
| [09:33.990] | You had what? |
| [09:36.890] | Sex in his chair. |
| [09:41.360] | What...? What were you thinking? |
| [09:44.530] | I don't know. We still care about each other. |
| [09:47.870] | There's a history there. It's like you and Carol. |
| [09:53.710] | It's nothing like me and Carol. |
| [09:56.010] | If she said to you, "Ross,I want you on this couch... |
| [10:00.310] | ... right here,right now," what would you say? |
| [10:04.850] | If it helps,I could slide over. |
| [10:09.390] | It's a totally different situation. It's apples and oranges. |
| [10:14.360] | It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go. |
| [10:18.500] | -Where are you going? -I just have to go. - |
| [10:21.170] | I have things to do with my life. |
| [10:24.570] | I have a jam-packed schedule. |
| [10:44.620] | Mindy. |
| [10:47.530] | How are you? |
| [10:49.630] | Yes,I heard. Congratulations. That is so great. |
| [10:53.870] | Really,oh,God |
| [10:58.370] | I'm working tomorrow,but if you want,you can come by if you'd like. |
| [11:05.180] | Great. |
| [11:06.880] | Great. |
| [11:10.180] | So I'll see you tomorrow. |
| [11:12.850] | Okay. Bye. ok, |
| [11:16.490] | Oh,God. Oh,God. |
| [11:20.760] | So how's Mindy? |
| [11:24.000] | She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry. |
| [11:32.840] | It's me. I just Mindy. |
| [11:37.010] | Mindy. No,I figured that's where you'd be. |
| [11:57.630] | Hell is filled with people like you. |
| [12:03.500] | He's back. The peeper's back. |
| [12:06.440] | -Get down. -Get down? |
| [12:08.670] | And boogie. |
| [12:11.840] | I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. |
| [12:15.650] | She may not even know. |
| [12:17.520] | I haven't heard from her in seven months,what else is it about? |
| [12:23.260] | She was my best friend. |
| [12:25.560] | We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss.... |
| [12:32.260] | Now,you know, I'm,like,the other woman. |
| [12:35.400] | -I feel so -Naughty. - |
| [12:40.340] | -See you later. -I'll walk with you. - |
| [12:43.140] | When she taught you to kiss,were you wearing any kind of little uniform? |
| [12:50.620] | That's fine,yeah. |
| [12:53.550] | I'm going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? |
| [12:57.020] | -Take it with you. -We haven't had a second date... - |
| [13:00.160] | -...she needs to hear me pee? -Why don't you call her? - |
| [13:03.860] | I can't. I left a message. I have some pride. |
| [13:07.300] | -Do you? -No. |
| [13:15.640] | Danielle,hi. |
| [13:17.340] | It's Chandler. |
| [13:19.580] | I'm fine. |
| [13:22.650] | Listen.... |
| [13:23.680] | I don't know if you tried to call me because... |
| [13:27.620] | ... I accidentally shut off my phone. |
| [13:33.330] | That's fine. That's great. Okay. |
| [13:37.200] | She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back. |
| [13:41.000] | She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. |
| [13:45.170] | -Don't you have to pee? -That's why I'm dancing. - |
| [13:52.780] | -Mindy. -Hey,you. |
| [13:55.610] | Hey,you. |
| [14:01.120] | So what's up? |
| [14:03.890] | We should really be sitting for this. |
| [14:07.560] | Sure we should. |
| [14:19.140] | I'm gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer. |
| [14:22.610] | Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big. |
| [14:28.010] | I know things have been weird... |
| [14:30.150] | ...but you're my oldest friend, except for Laurie... |
| [14:33.350] | ...who's bitter because she lost weight... |
| [14:36.190] | ...and it turns out, she doesn't have a pretty face. |
| [14:39.290] | -Okay,I'm just gonna say it. -Okay. - |
| [14:44.330] | Will you be my maid of honor? |
| [14:50.200] | -Of course. -That's so great. |
| [14:53.040] | It is. It is. It is. |
| [14:55.540] | -That's all you wanted to ask? -That's all. - |
| [15:01.980] | -What? -That's not all. |
| [15:06.480] | -Oh,sure it is. -Oh,no,it isn't. - |
| [15:11.190] | I think Barry's seeing someone in the city. |
| [15:15.130] | What would make you think that? |
| [15:17.460] | Since the engagement, he's acted weird. |
| [15:20.630] | And then last night,he came home smelling like Chanel. |
| [15:26.540] | Really? |
| [15:29.470] | If it'll make you feel any better... |
| [15:32.210] | ...when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too. |
| [15:35.810] | Oh,God. That's what I was afraid of. |
| [15:38.320] | What's what you were afraid of? |
| [15:42.450] | When Barry was engaged to you, he and l... |
| [15:47.390] | ... kind of had a little thing on the side. … |
| [15:52.100] | -What? -I know,I know. |
| [15:54.500] | When he proposed,people said,"He'll do to you what he did to Rachel." |
| [15:59.770] | And now I feel so stupid. |
| [16:06.480] | You are so stupid. |
| [16:10.480] | We are both so stupid. |
| [16:12.720] | What do you mean? |
| [16:16.550] | Smell familiar? |
| [16:21.260] | Oh,I'm so sorry. |
| [16:23.260] | Oh,no,me. I am so sorry. |
| [16:25.830] | No,I am sorry. I'm sorry. |
| [16:42.010] | Oh,my. |
| [16:45.820] | Four letters,"circle or hoop." |
| [16:48.550] | -Ring,damn it,ring. -Thanks. |
| [16:54.530] | -You know our phone's not working? -What? |
| [16:58.800] | I called and there was no answer. |
| [17:02.100] | I turned it off. |
| [17:03.900] | Mother of God,I turned it off. |
| [17:06.740] | Just like you told her you did. |
| [17:10.180] | Just pointing out the irony. |
| [17:12.840] | I went across the street to the doorman. |
| [17:16.280] | I got the peeper's name. Can I use the phone? |
| [17:21.290] | Can I use your phone? |
| [17:26.660] | The number for a Sidney Marks,please. |
| [17:29.690] | "Heating device." |
| [17:32.400] | Radiator. |
| [17:33.930] | Five letters. |
| [17:35.530] | "Rdtor." “Rdtor.” |
| [17:41.810] | Yeah,is Sidney there? |
| [17:44.740] | Oh,this is? Sidney's a woman. |
| [17:47.750] | So she's a woman,so what? |
| [17:52.180] | I live across the street,and I know about your telescope. |
| [17:56.650] | And I don't appreciate it. |
| [17:58.660] | Yeah,I can see you right now. Hello? |
| [18:01.830] | If I wanna walk around in my underwear,I shouldn't have to feel |
| [18:06.930] | Thank you. |
| [18:10.600] | That's not really the point. The point is,that |
| [18:14.470] | Mostly free-weights, but occasionally |
| [18:19.510] | Yeah,my neighbor. Yeah,the brunette. |
| [18:23.620] | She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress. |
| [18:27.550] | The green dress? Really? |
| [18:30.260] | She said you looked like lngrid Bergman. |
| [18:38.700] | Did she mention me? |
| [18:42.700] | She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head. |
| [18:51.140] | It's a leave-in conditioner. |
| [18:58.320] | -You got a second? -Sure,sure. |
| [19:00.390] | Come on... |
| [19:02.100] | -...in. -Hello,sweetheart. hello, |
| [19:05.620] | What you guys doing here? |
| [19:07.630] | We are here to break up with you. |
| [19:11.630] | Both of you? |
| [19:13.230] | We think you're a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you. |
| [19:19.940] | I'm sorry. God,I am so sorry. |
| [19:22.310] | I was weak. I couldn't help myself. |
| [19:24.940] | Whatever I did,I only did because I love you so much. |
| [19:30.450] | Which one of us are you talking to there? |
| [19:35.790] | Mindy. |
| [19:37.190] | Of course,Mindy. It was always Mindy. |
| [19:42.860] | I swear,whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you. |
| [19:46.460] | Please. That second time,you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup. |
| [19:52.140] | You did it twice? |
| [19:59.040] | Honey,sweetheart,look. Just give me another chance. |
| [20:02.980] | We'll start over. We'll go back to Aruba. |
| [20:06.020] | What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines? |
| [20:11.820] | What do you say? |
| [20:13.390] | Dr. Farber,we've got an emergency here. |
| [20:16.330] | Jason Castalano 's choking on his retainer. |
| [20:19.230] | Oh,God. I'll be right there,Bernice. |
| [20:22.230] | Look,please don't go anywhere. |
| [20:24.570] | I'll be right back. |
| [20:31.880] | See how he was sweating when he walked out? |
| [20:35.180] | If I'm hogging the ball, you jump right in there... |
| [20:38.720] | ...and take some punches. This feels great. … |
| [20:42.750] | I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him. |
| [20:46.520] | What are you talking about? |
| [20:48.930] | Mindy,the guy is the devil. |
| [20:51.930] | He is Satan in a smock. |
| [20:54.770] | I know he's not perfect. |
| [21:00.340] | But the truth is at the end of the day,I still really wanna be... |
| [21:05.610] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber... |
| [21:09.580] | ... D. D.S. … |
| [21:12.250] | Oh,God. |
| [21:14.250] | I hope you can find a way to be happy for me. |
| [21:17.790] | And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor. |
| [21:21.490] | And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba. |
| [21:31.870] | You okay? |
| [21:35.970] | Really? |
| [21:39.810] | Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding... |
| [21:42.650] | ...I've wondered whether I made the right choice. |
| [21:46.280] | And now I know. |
| [21:48.920] | I'm so glad. |
| [21:54.760] | Big day. |
| [22:04.700] | I'll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. |
| [22:08.270] | He's got the monocle, he's got the top hat.... |
| [22:11.440] | Did you know he's gay? |
| [22:16.480] | I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut? |
| [22:23.120] | Danielle,hi. |
| [22:24.790] | Everybody,this is Danielle. Danielle,everybody. |
| [22:28.730] | Why are you here? |
| [22:30.130] | I've been calling, but I had your number wrong. |
| [22:33.500] | When I got the right one, there was no answer. |
| [22:37.000] | So I thought I'd come down here and make sure you were okay. |
| [22:41.640] | I'm okay. |
| [22:42.940] | Maybe we could get together later? |
| [22:50.620] | You got it. |
| [22:56.620] | -There you go. -Second date. - |
| [22:59.720] | I don't know. |
| [23:01.690] | You don't know? |
| [23:03.030] | She seems nice,but her coming all the way here... |
| [23:06.860] | ...just to see if I was okay? I mean,how needy is that? |
| [00:01.480] | I can' t believe you' d actually say that. |
| [00:04.550] | I' d much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. |
| [00:08.190] | No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor. |
| [00:11.020] | He' s gotta be the toughest snack there is. |
| [00:15.360] | I don' t know. You don' t wanna mess with Cornnuts. |
| [00:19.330] | They' re crazy. |
| [00:23.100] | Oh, my God. You gotta come see this. |
| [00:25.740] | There' s some creep out there with a telescope. |
| [00:30.610] | I can' t believe it. He' s looking right at us. |
| [00:33.510] | Oh, that is so sick. |
| [00:35.610] | I feel violated. |
| [00:37.520] | And not in a good way. |
| [00:39.450] | How can people do that? |
| [00:43.790] | You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots. |
| [00:49.130] | The One With the Evil Orthodontist |
| [01:38.210] | Years from now, school children will study it... |
| [01:41.410] | ... as one of the greatest first dates ever. |
| [01:45.120] | Yeah. I' ll say, yeah. |
| [01:47.750] | It was unbelievable. |
| [01:49.120] | We could be ourselves. We didn' t have to play games. |
| [01:52.420] | Have you called her? She' d know I like her. That' s crazy. |
| [01:56.630] | Guys. It' s gross. |
| [02:05.870] | I can' t believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people. |
| [02:10.840] | Come on. Just do it. |
| [02:13.410] | Call her. Stop being so testosteroney. |
| [02:18.420] | Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. |
| [02:26.630] | Her machine. Answering machine? |
| [02:28.890] | No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up. |
| [02:34.730] | So, why didn' t you say anything? |
| [02:37.240] | No. Last time I left a spontaneous message... |
| [02:40.470] | ... I ended up using the phrase, " Yes, indeedio." |
| [02:45.310] | Look, it' s Rachel and Barry. Don' t everybody look. |
| [02:50.820] | They' re just talking. Does he look upset? |
| [02:54.120] | Does he look like he was told to shove anything? |
| [02:59.290] | No. Actually, he' s smiling. |
| [03:01.430] | Oh, my God. Don' t do that. |
| [03:03.800] | What? What? What? |
| [03:04.930] | That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. |
| [03:10.800] | And basically, that' s how a bill becomes a law. |
| [03:17.580] | See? Hey, Rach. |
| [03:21.180] | How' d it go? |
| [03:22.920] | You know, it was actually really great. |
| [03:26.890] | Lunch at the Russian Tea Room. |
| [03:28.750] | I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out. |
| [03:32.890] | Not a good day for birds. |
| [03:34.860] | Then we went to Bendel' s. |
| [03:36.860] | And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel. |
| [03:41.370] | That' s nice. Now was that before or after you told him... |
| [03:45.340] | ... to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone? |
| [03:50.210] | Right. Well, we never actually got to that. |
| [03:54.350] | It was just so nice to see him again. |
| [03:57.480] | It was comfortable and it was familiar. |
| [04:01.490] | It was just nice. |
| [04:03.160] | That' s nice twice. |
| [04:06.330] | Isn' t this the same Barry who you left at the altar? |
| [04:10.800] | Where have you been? |
| [04:14.200] | It was different with him today. |
| [04:16.370] | He wasn' t, like, Orthodontist Guy. |
| [04:19.370] | I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? |
| [04:26.310] | Why? I have my reasons. |
| [04:31.650] | He' s engaged to another woman... |
| [04:34.350] | ... who happens to be your exbest friend? |
| [04:37.720] | All right. I know it' s stupid. |
| [04:40.230] | I' ll see him this afternoon and put an end to it. |
| [04:50.700] | I' m not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that. |
| [04:54.670] | No, it wasn' t. |
| [05:00.250] | It was so nice having this little sink here. |
| [05:07.890] | Then with authority, hang up. |
| [05:14.330] | Will you just leave her the message? |
| [05:22.200] | " Oh, Danielle, I wasn' t expecting the machine. |
| [05:27.340] | Give me a call when you get a chance. |
| [05:32.680] | Byebye. |
| [05:34.750] | Oh, God. |
| [05:42.020] | Hey, I' ve been honing. |
| [05:44.720] | What was with the dishes? She might think I' m in a restaurant. |
| [05:49.330] | I might have a life. Like I haven' t been sitting here... |
| [05:53.670] | ... honing for the last two hours? |
| [05:56.170] | The telescope guy' s doing it again. Oh, my God. |
| [06:02.140] | Go away. Stop looking in here. |
| [06:06.180] | Great. Now he' s waving back. |
| [06:11.950] | I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can' t do stuff. |
| [06:17.920] | What kind of stuff? |
| [06:21.890] | Will you grow up? I' m not talking about sexy stuff... |
| [06:25.400] | ... but, like, when I' m cooking naked. |
| [06:29.900] | You cook naked? |
| [06:31.370] | Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters. |
| [06:38.040] | What are you looking at me for? I didn' t know that. |
| [06:43.120] | What' s the matter? |
| [06:45.250] | I just Oh, Barry, this was not good. |
| [06:48.100] | No, it was. It was very, very good. |
| [06:51.720] | What about Mindy? Way better than Mindy. |
| [07:00.530] | If you want, I' ll break it off with her. |
| [07:07.810] | Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. |
| [07:11.540] | Thanks, Bernice. |
| [07:13.850] | Let' s go away this weekend. |
| [07:16.650] | This is all way too No, we can go to Aruba. |
| [07:20.750] | When I went there on what would' ve been our honeymoon... |
| [07:24.390] | ... it was really nice. You would' ve liked it. |
| [07:29.460] | I had a bra. |
| [07:42.880] | Hey, Dr. Farber. |
| [07:44.040] | All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine. |
| [07:48.150] | We' re starting to see some real progress. |
| [07:54.720] | What? I' m 1 2, I' m not stupid. |
| [08:08.100] | Can I use your phone? |
| [08:10.400] | For future reference, that thing in your hand... |
| [08:13.240] | ... can also be used as a phone. |
| [08:22.680] | Why isn' t she calling? Maybe she never got your message. |
| [08:26.650] | Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps... |
| [08:30.290] | ... that means she didn' t get her messages yet. |
| [08:33.290] | Doesn' t that make me seem? Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? |
| [08:38.000] | You obviously saw my personal ad. |
| [08:43.600] | How many beeps? |
| [08:44.640] | She answered. |
| [08:47.970] | This is where you' d use that " hello" word. |
| [08:52.180] | I won' t talk to her. She got my message... |
| [08:54.950] | ... and is choosing not to call me. Now I' m needy and snubbed. |
| [08:59.820] | God, I miss just being needy. |
| [09:04.760] | So how' d he take it? |
| [09:06.590] | Pretty well, actually. |
| [09:11.900] | How come you have dental floss in your hair? |
| [09:16.300] | Oh, do l? |
| [09:20.470] | We ended up having sex in his chair. You had sex in his chair? |
| [09:29.980] | I said that a little too loudly, didn' t l? |
| [09:33.990] | You had what? |
| [09:36.890] | Sex in his chair. |
| [09:41.360] | What...? What were you thinking? |
| [09:44.530] | I don' t know. We still care about each other. |
| [09:47.870] | There' s a history there. It' s like you and Carol. |
| [09:53.710] | It' s nothing like me and Carol. |
| [09:56.010] | If she said to you, " Ross, I want you on this couch... |
| [10:00.310] | ... right here, right now," what would you say? |
| [10:04.850] | If it helps, I could slide over. |
| [10:09.390] | It' s a totally different situation. It' s apples and oranges. |
| [10:14.360] | It' s orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go. |
| [10:18.500] | Where are you going? I just have to go. |
| [10:21.170] | I have things to do with my life. |
| [10:24.570] | I have a jampacked schedule. |
| [10:44.620] | Mindy. |
| [10:47.530] | How are you? |
| [10:49.630] | Yes, I heard. Congratulations. That is so great. |
| [10:53.870] | Really, oh, God |
| [10:58.370] | I' m working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you' d like. |
| [11:05.180] | Great. |
| [11:06.880] | Great. |
| [11:10.180] | So I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [11:12.850] | Okay. Bye. ok, |
| [11:16.490] | Oh, God. Oh, God. |
| [11:20.760] | So how' s Mindy? |
| [11:24.000] | She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry. |
| [11:32.840] | It' s me. I just Mindy. |
| [11:37.010] | Mindy. No, I figured that' s where you' d be. |
| [11:57.630] | Hell is filled with people like you. |
| [12:03.500] | He' s back. The peeper' s back. |
| [12:06.440] | Get down. Get down? |
| [12:08.670] | And boogie. |
| [12:11.840] | I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. |
| [12:15.650] | She may not even know. |
| [12:17.520] | I haven' t heard from her in seven months, what else is it about? |
| [12:23.260] | She was my best friend. |
| [12:25.560] | We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss.... |
| [12:32.260] | Now, you know, I' m, like, the other woman. |
| [12:35.400] | I feel so Naughty. |
| [12:40.340] | See you later. I' ll walk with you. |
| [12:43.140] | When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform? |
| [12:50.620] | That' s fine, yeah. |
| [12:53.550] | I' m going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? |
| [12:57.020] | Take it with you. We haven' t had a second date... |
| [13:00.160] | ... she needs to hear me pee? Why don' t you call her? |
| [13:03.860] | I can' t. I left a message. I have some pride. |
| [13:07.300] | Do you? No. |
| [13:15.640] | Danielle, hi. |
| [13:17.340] | It' s Chandler. |
| [13:19.580] | I' m fine. |
| [13:22.650] | Listen.... |
| [13:23.680] | I don' t know if you tried to call me because... |
| [13:27.620] | ... I accidentally shut off my phone. |
| [13:33.330] | That' s fine. That' s great. Okay. |
| [13:37.200] | She' s on the other line. She' s gonna call me back. |
| [13:41.000] | She' s on the other line, she' s gonna call me back. |
| [13:45.170] | Don' t you have to pee? That' s why I' m dancing. |
| [13:52.780] | Mindy. Hey, you. |
| [13:55.610] | Hey, you. |
| [14:01.120] | So what' s up? |
| [14:03.890] | We should really be sitting for this. |
| [14:07.560] | Sure we should. |
| [14:19.140] | I' m gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer. |
| [14:22.610] | Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big. |
| [14:28.010] | I know things have been weird... |
| [14:30.150] | ... but you' re my oldest friend, except for Laurie... |
| [14:33.350] | ... who' s bitter because she lost weight... |
| [14:36.190] | ... and it turns out, she doesn' t have a pretty face. |
| [14:39.290] | Okay, I' m just gonna say it. Okay. |
| [14:44.330] | Will you be my maid of honor? |
| [14:50.200] | Of course. That' s so great. |
| [14:53.040] | It is. It is. It is. |
| [14:55.540] | That' s all you wanted to ask? That' s all. |
| [15:01.980] | What? That' s not all. |
| [15:06.480] | Oh, sure it is. Oh, no, it isn' t. |
| [15:11.190] | I think Barry' s seeing someone in the city. |
| [15:15.130] | What would make you think that? |
| [15:17.460] | Since the engagement, he' s acted weird. |
| [15:20.630] | And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel. |
| [15:26.540] | Really? |
| [15:29.470] | If it' ll make you feel any better... |
| [15:32.210] | ... when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too. |
| [15:35.810] | Oh, God. That' s what I was afraid of. |
| [15:38.320] | What' s what you were afraid of? |
| [15:42.450] | When Barry was engaged to you, he and l... |
| [15:47.390] | ... kind of had a little thing on the side. |
| [15:52.100] | What? I know, I know. |
| [15:54.500] | When he proposed, people said," He' ll do to you what he did to Rachel." |
| [15:59.770] | And now I feel so stupid. |
| [16:06.480] | You are so stupid. |
| [16:10.480] | We are both so stupid. |
| [16:12.720] | What do you mean? |
| [16:16.550] | Smell familiar? |
| [16:21.260] | Oh, I' m so sorry. |
| [16:23.260] | Oh, no, me. I am so sorry. |
| [16:25.830] | No, I am sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [16:42.010] | Oh, my. |
| [16:45.820] | Four letters," circle or hoop." |
| [16:48.550] | Ring, damn it, ring. Thanks. |
| [16:54.530] | You know our phone' s not working? What? |
| [16:58.800] | I called and there was no answer. |
| [17:02.100] | I turned it off. |
| [17:03.900] | Mother of God, I turned it off. |
| [17:06.740] | Just like you told her you did. |
| [17:10.180] | Just pointing out the irony. |
| [17:12.840] | I went across the street to the doorman. |
| [17:16.280] | I got the peeper' s name. Can I use the phone? |
| [17:21.290] | Can I use your phone? |
| [17:26.660] | The number for a Sidney Marks, please. |
| [17:29.690] | " Heating device." |
| [17:32.400] | Radiator. |
| [17:33.930] | Five letters. |
| [17:35.530] | " Rdtor." " Rdtor." |
| [17:41.810] | Yeah, is Sidney there? |
| [17:44.740] | Oh, this is? Sidney' s a woman. |
| [17:47.750] | So she' s a woman, so what? |
| [17:52.180] | I live across the street, and I know about your telescope. |
| [17:56.650] | And I don' t appreciate it. |
| [17:58.660] | Yeah, I can see you right now. Hello? |
| [18:01.830] | If I wanna walk around in my underwear, I shouldn' t have to feel |
| [18:06.930] | Thank you. |
| [18:10.600] | That' s not really the point. The point is, that |
| [18:14.470] | Mostly freeweights, but occasionally |
| [18:19.510] | Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette. |
| [18:23.620] | She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress. |
| [18:27.550] | The green dress? Really? |
| [18:30.260] | She said you looked like lngrid Bergman. |
| [18:38.700] | Did she mention me? |
| [18:42.700] | She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head. |
| [18:51.140] | It' s a leavein conditioner. |
| [18:58.320] | You got a second? Sure, sure. |
| [19:00.390] | Come on... |
| [19:02.100] | ... in. Hello, sweetheart. hello, |
| [19:05.620] | What you guys doing here? |
| [19:07.630] | We are here to break up with you. |
| [19:11.630] | Both of you? |
| [19:13.230] | We think you' re a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you. |
| [19:19.940] | I' m sorry. God, I am so sorry. |
| [19:22.310] | I was weak. I couldn' t help myself. |
| [19:24.940] | Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much. |
| [19:30.450] | Which one of us are you talking to there? |
| [19:35.790] | Mindy. |
| [19:37.190] | Of course, Mindy. It was always Mindy. |
| [19:42.860] | I swear, whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you. |
| [19:46.460] | Please. That second time, you couldn' t have picked her out of a lineup. |
| [19:52.140] | You did it twice? |
| [19:59.040] | Honey, sweetheart, look. Just give me another chance. |
| [20:02.980] | We' ll start over. We' ll go back to Aruba. |
| [20:06.020] | What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines? |
| [20:11.820] | What do you say? |
| [20:13.390] | Dr. Farber, we' ve got an emergency here. |
| [20:16.330] | Jason Castalano ' s choking on his retainer. |
| [20:19.230] | Oh, God. I' ll be right there, Bernice. |
| [20:22.230] | Look, please don' t go anywhere. |
| [20:24.570] | I' ll be right back. |
| [20:31.880] | See how he was sweating when he walked out? |
| [20:35.180] | If I' m hogging the ball, you jump right in there... |
| [20:38.720] | ... and take some punches. This feels great. |
| [20:42.750] | I' m pretty sure I' m still gonna marry him. |
| [20:46.520] | What are you talking about? |
| [20:48.930] | Mindy, the guy is the devil. |
| [20:51.930] | He is Satan in a smock. |
| [20:54.770] | I know he' s not perfect. |
| [21:00.340] | But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be... |
| [21:05.610] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber... |
| [21:09.580] | ... D. D. S. |
| [21:12.250] | Oh, God. |
| [21:14.250] | I hope you can find a way to be happy for me. |
| [21:17.790] | And I hope you' ll still be my maid of honor. |
| [21:21.490] | And I hope Barry doesn' t kill you and eat you in Aruba. |
| [21:31.870] | You okay? |
| [21:35.970] | Really? |
| [21:39.810] | Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding... |
| [21:42.650] | ... I' ve wondered whether I made the right choice. |
| [21:46.280] | And now I know. |
| [21:48.920] | I' m so glad. |
| [21:54.760] | Big day. |
| [22:04.700] | I' ll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. |
| [22:08.270] | He' s got the monocle, he' s got the top hat.... |
| [22:11.440] | Did you know he' s gay? |
| [22:16.480] | I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut? |
| [22:23.120] | Danielle, hi. |
| [22:24.790] | Everybody, this is Danielle. Danielle, everybody. |
| [22:28.730] | Why are you here? |
| [22:30.130] | I' ve been calling, but I had your number wrong. |
| [22:33.500] | When I got the right one, there was no answer. |
| [22:37.000] | So I thought I' d come down here and make sure you were okay. |
| [22:41.640] | I' m okay. |
| [22:42.940] | Maybe we could get together later? |
| [22:50.620] | You got it. |
| [22:56.620] | There you go. Second date. |
| [22:59.720] | I don' t know. |
| [23:01.690] | You don' t know? |
| [23:03.030] | She seems nice, but her coming all the way here... |
| [23:06.860] | ... just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that? |
| [00:01.480] | wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ huì zhè me shuō |
| [00:04.550] | wǒ shì yán xiān shēng ér fēi huā shēng xiān shēng? |
| [00:08.190] | cái guài, yán xiān shēng shì gè shuǐ shǒu |
| [00:11.020] | tā yīng gāi shì zuì wán qiáng de diǎn xīn |
| [00:15.360] | wǒ bù zhī dào, nǐ bú huì xiǎng hé yù mǐ zuò duì de |
| [00:19.330] | tā men jiǎn zhí shì fēng le |
| [00:23.100] | shàng dì ya. nǐ yīng gāi kàn kàn zhè gè |
| [00:25.740] | yǒu gè biàn tài ná zhe wàng yuǎn jìng |
| [00:30.610] | wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn tā zài kàn wǒ men |
| [00:33.510] | zhēn ǒu xīn |
| [00:35.610] | wǒ gǎn jué bèi mào fàn le |
| [00:37.520] | ér qiě hěn bù shuǎng |
| [00:39.450] | zěn huì yǒu rén zhè yàng? |
| [00:43.790] | nǐ men kàn, chǒu lòu luǒ nán yǒu shuāng chóng lì xié |
| [00:49.130] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 20 jí fēng liú yá yī |
| [01:38.210] | jǐ nián hòu xué tóng jiāng huì bǎ tā fèng wèi |
| [01:41.410] | dì yī cì yuē huì de jīng diǎn jiā yǐ yán dú |
| [01:45.120] | shì de yào wǒ shuō, dāng rán |
| [01:47.750] | tā tài lìng rén wú fǎ zhì xìn |
| [01:49.120] | wǒ men kě yǐ wán quán zuò zì jǐ, wú xū zài wán rèn hé yóu xì |
| [01:52.420] | nǐ dǎ guò diàn huà gěi tā méi? ràng tā zhī dào wǒ xǐ huān tā? nǐ fēng liǎo bù chéng |
| [01:56.630] | huǒ jì. nǐ kě zhēn máo cāo a |
| [02:05.870] | wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn wǒ bà mā, qiǎng pò wǒ zhǎo nǐ men zhè zhǒng nán rén |
| [02:10.840] | kuài, zhǐ guǎn qù zuò |
| [02:13.410] | ná qǐ diàn huà dǎ gěi tā bié bǎi chū yī fù chòu nán rén de yàng zi yì tóng sù |
| [02:18.420] | duì le, jiù jīn shān zhēn yǒu zhè dào cài |
| [02:26.630] | shì jī qì tā de dá lù jī? |
| [02:28.890] | bù, zhēn yǒu yì sī, shì luò yè qīng sǎo jī |
| [02:34.730] | nǐ wèi hé bù shuō huà? |
| [02:37.240] | bù xíng, shàng cì wǒ liú huà shí |
| [02:40.470] | jié guǒ shuō le" duì, dí què" |
| [02:45.310] | kàn, shì ruì qiū hé bā ruì, bù, bié yì qǐ kàn |
| [02:50.820] | tā men zhǐ shì zài jiǎng huà tā shì fǒu shén qíng luò mò? |
| [02:54.120] | tā shì fǒu xiàng bèi gào zhī qù sǐ de yàng zi? |
| [02:59.290] | méi yǒu, ér qiě tā zhèng zài wēi xiào |
| [03:01.430] | wǒ de lǎo tiān, bú yào nà yàng gàn? |
| [03:03.800] | zěn me la? zěn me la? zěn me la? |
| [03:04.930] | duì jiē de nán rén tī le yì zhī gē zi |
| [03:10.800] | zhè jiù shì fǎ àn chéng wéi fǎ lǜ de yuán yīn |
| [03:17.580] | kàn? hāi, ruì qiū |
| [03:21.180] | qíng kuàng rú hé? |
| [03:22.920] | nǐ men zhī dào ma, zhēn de, zhēn de hǎo jí le |
| [03:26.890] | tā dài wǒ dào é guó chá shì chī fàn |
| [03:28.750] | wǒ diǎn le nà zhǒng jī ròu yī cì jiù yǒu nǎi yóu zé chū lái de nà zhǒng |
| [03:32.890] | jīn tiān zhēn bú shì niǎo ér de hǎo rì zi |
| [03:34.860] | rán hòu wǒ men qù jīng pǐn diàn |
| [03:36.860] | wǒ gào sù tā bú yào, tā hái shì mǎi le xiāng nài ér gěi wǒ |
| [03:41.370] | zhēn tǐ tiē. shì zài nǐ gēn tā shuō zhī qián hái shì zhī hòu sòng de |
| [03:45.340] | jiào tā bié zài dǎ diàn huà lái, bié zài sòng nǐ huā, bié zài lái fán nǐ? |
| [03:50.210] | lǎo shí shuō wǒ méi jī huì kāi kǒu |
| [03:54.350] | néng zài jiàn dào tā de gǎn jué zhēn hǎo |
| [03:57.480] | gǎn jué shì nà me zì zài ér shú xī |
| [04:01.490] | gǎn jué zhēn hǎo |
| [04:03.160] | nǐ yǐ jiǎng le liǎng biàn |
| [04:06.330] | tā bú shì zài shèng tán qián bèi nǐ shuǎi diào de bā ruì ma? |
| [04:10.800] | nǐ shàng nǎ ér qù le? |
| [04:14.200] | jīn tiān hé tā zài yì qǐ gǎn jué bù tóng |
| [04:16.370] | tā jīn tiān bù xiàng shì yá yī |
| [04:19.370] | wǒ men wán de hěn kāi xīn, zhè yàng yǒu shén me bú duì ma? |
| [04:26.310] | wèi shí me? wǒ yǒu wǒ de lǐ yóu |
| [04:31.650] | tā dìng hūn de duì xiàng |
| [04:34.350] | shì nǐ qián rèn de zhī jǐ ne? |
| [04:37.720] | hǎo ba! wǒ zhī dào zhè yàng zuò hěn shǎ |
| [04:40.230] | wǒ xià wǔ qù zhǎo tā tán fēn shǒu |
| [04:50.700] | wǒ bù fēng kuáng ba? wǒ cóng wèi xiàng zhè yàng |
| [04:54.670] | cóng wèi |
| [05:00.250] | zhè ér yǒu gè xiǎo shuǐ cáo zhēn hǎo |
| [05:07.890] | hái guà zhe zhèng shū |
| [05:14.330] | nǐ dào dǐ liú yán bù? |
| [05:22.200] | dān nī ěr, méi xiǎng dào shì dá lù jī jiē de |
| [05:27.340] | yǒu kòng qǐng huí diàn |
| [05:32.680] | zài jiàn |
| [05:34.750] | ó, tiān na |
| [05:42.020] | wǒ zài yǎn liàn |
| [05:44.720] | hé pán zi yǒu hé guān xì? wǒ yào tā yǐ wéi wǒ zài cān tīng |
| [05:49.330] | wǒ guò zhe bù cuò de shēng huó |
| [05:53.670] | bú shì zhī zài zhè ér yǎn liàn shù xiǎo shí de yàng zi |
| [05:56.170] | kàn, yòu shì nà gè ná wàng yuǎn jìng de rén. ó, wǒ de shàng dì |
| [06:02.140] | bài tuō, zǒu kāi, bié zài wǎng zhè ér kàn |
| [06:06.180] | zhè xià kě hǎo, tā yě huī shǒu le |
| [06:11.950] | zǎo shàng wǒ dǎi dào tā wǎng zhè ér kàn zhēn shì lìng wǒ máo gǔ jīng rán, wǒ gǎn jué zì jǐ wú fǎ bàn shì |
| [06:17.920] | shén me yàng de shì qíng ya? |
| [06:21.890] | chéng shú diǎn xíng ma, wǒ bú shì zhǐ xìng |
| [06:25.400] | wǒ zhǐ shì guāng zhe zuò fàn |
| [06:29.900] | nǐ guāng zhe zuò fàn? |
| [06:31.370] | duì, tǔ sī, yān mài, bú huì jiàn chū lái de dōng xī |
| [06:38.040] | kàn wǒ gàn ma? wǒ háo bù zhī qíng |
| [06:43.120] | zěn me le? |
| [06:45.250] | bā ruì, zhè yàng bù hǎo |
| [06:48.100] | bù, bù hǎo. shì fēi cháng fēi cháng bù hǎo |
| [06:51.720] | míng dì ne? wǒ men gàn dé bǐ míng dì hǎo duō le |
| [07:00.530] | rú guǒ nǐ yuàn yì wǒ jiù hé tā fēn shǒu |
| [07:07.810] | fǎ dài fū, bā bǐ lái zuò tiáo zhěng |
| [07:11.540] | xiè xiè |
| [07:13.850] | wǒ men zhōu mò qù dù jià |
| [07:16.650] | bā ruì, zhè yàng tài bù, huò xǔ wǒ men kě yǐ qù a lǔ bā |
| [07:20.750] | wǒ zài" mì yuè" shí qù guò le |
| [07:24.390] | gǎn jué hěn bàng, nǐ yí dìng huì xǐ huān de |
| [07:29.460] | wǒ běn lái yǒu chuān |
| [07:42.880] | fǎ dài fū |
| [07:44.040] | gé lín xiǎo jiě, kàn lái yī qiè zhèng cháng |
| [07:48.150] | jìn bù xǔ duō |
| [07:54.720] | gàn ma? wǒ shí èr suì le, wǒ bù bèn |
| [08:08.100] | néng jiè yòng nǐ de diàn huà ma? |
| [08:10.400] | wǒ zhǐ diǎn nǐ yī xià, nǐ ná de nà zhī |
| [08:13.240] | yě kě yǐ dāng diàn huà shǐ |
| [08:22.680] | tā wèi hé bù huí diàn? huò xǔ tā méi tīng dào nǐ de liú yán |
| [08:26.650] | rú guǒ yuàn yì nǐ kě yǐ dǎ gěi tā de liú yán jī rú guǒ tā tīng jiàn xǔ duō bì shēng |
| [08:30.290] | nà dài biǎo tā huò xǔ méi tīng jiàn liú yán |
| [08:33.290] | nán dào nǐ bù rèn wéi zhè yàng huì shǐ wǒ gǎn jué yǒu diǎn jué wàng, kě wàng, kě bēi? |
| [08:38.000] | nǐ xiǎn rán kàn guò wǒ de méi yǒu qǐ shì |
| [08:43.600] | bì jǐ shēng? |
| [08:44.640] | tā jiē de |
| [08:47.970] | cǐ shí nǐ gāi xiàng tā dǎ zhāo hū cái duì |
| [08:52.180] | wǒ bù néng gēn tā jiǎng huà, tā xiǎn rán tīng dào wǒ de liú yán |
| [08:54.950] | ér qiě xuǎn zé bù huí diàn, wǒ jì kě wàng yòu bèi rén lěng luò |
| [08:59.820] | wǒ zhēn xiǎng niàn chún kě wàng de zī wèi |
| [09:04.760] | hēi, tā biǎo xiàn rú hé? |
| [09:06.590] | shì shí shàng, hái bù cuò |
| [09:11.900] | nǐ tóu fà shàng wèi hé yǒu yá xiàn? |
| [09:16.300] | yǒu ma? |
| [09:20.470] | wǒ men zài tā yǐ shàng nǐ men zài tā yǐ shàng? |
| [09:29.980] | wǒ shì fǒu shuō de tài dà shēng? |
| [09:33.990] | nǐ men shén me? |
| [09:36.890] | zài tā yǐ shàng |
| [09:41.360] | nǐ dào dǐ zài xiǎng shén me? |
| [09:44.530] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào, wǒ men réng zài hu duì fāng |
| [09:47.870] | wǒ men céng xiāng ài guò, jiù xiàng nǐ hé kǎ luó yí yàng |
| [09:53.710] | bù, bù xiàng wǒ hé kǎ luó |
| [09:56.010] | rú guǒ tā shuō: luó sī wǒ yào nǐ tǎng zài zhè shā fā shàng |
| [10:00.310] | cǐ shí cǐ dì, nǐ huì zěn me huí dá? |
| [10:04.850] | rú guǒ xū yào wǒ kě yǐ guò qù diǎn |
| [10:09.390] | zhè wán quán shì liǎng huí shì, zhè shì píng guǒ hé jú zi |
| [10:14.360] | yá yī hé nǚ tóng zhì, wǒ zǒu le |
| [10:18.500] | nǐ yào shàng nǎ ér qù? wǒ jiù shì yào zǒu, xíng ma? |
| [10:21.170] | wǒ yǒu zì jǐ de rén shēng yào guò |
| [10:24.570] | wǒ yǒu xǔ duō shì yào zuò |
| [10:44.620] | míng dì |
| [10:47.530] | nǐ hǎo |
| [10:49.630] | duì, wǒ tīng shuō le, gōng xǐ. zhè zhēn shì tài hǎo le |
| [10:53.870] | zhēn de, ó, shàng dì a |
| [10:58.370] | wǒ míng tiān yào shàng bān, rú guǒ yuàn yì kě yǐ dào diàn lǐ |
| [11:05.180] | tài hǎo le |
| [11:06.880] | tài hǎo le |
| [11:10.180] | míng tiān jiàn le |
| [11:12.850] | zài jiàn |
| [11:16.490] | tiān yā tiān yā tiān yā |
| [11:20.760] | míng dì hǎo ma? |
| [11:24.000] | tā míng tiān xiǎng jiàn wǒ, tā de yǔ diào hǎo guǐ yì, wǒ dé dǎ diàn huà gěi bā ruì |
| [11:32.840] | shì wǒ, wǒ zhǐ shì, míng dì |
| [11:37.010] | míng dì. wǒ xiǎng nǐ kě néng huì zài na r |
| [11:57.630] | nǐ zhè zhǒng rén dōu gāi xià dì yù |
| [12:03.500] | tōu kuī kuáng yòu chū xiàn le, dūn xià |
| [12:06.440] | dūn xià? dūn xià? |
| [12:08.670] | jiē zhe tiào wǔ |
| [12:11.840] | wǒ dé qù shàng bān, jiē shòu míng dì de shěn pàn |
| [12:15.650] | fàng qīng sōng, huò xǔ tā hái bù zhī dào |
| [12:17.520] | bài tuō, wǒ men qī ge yuè lái méi lián luò guò tā tū rán dǎ diàn huà lái huán huì yǒu shén me shì ne? |
| [12:23.260] | tā céng shì wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [12:25.560] | wǒ men yì qǐ qù xià lìng yíng, tā jiào wǒ rú hé qīn wěn |
| [12:32.260] | shì ma? rú jīn wǒ xiàng shì chéng le dì sān zhě |
| [12:35.400] | wǒ gǎn jué zì jǐ hěn wán pí |
| [12:40.340] | huí tóu jiàn le. wǒ hé nǐ yì qǐ chū qù |
| [12:43.140] | tā zài xià lìng yíng shí jiào nǐ qīn wěn, nǐ chuān zhe zhì fú, huò zhe |
| [12:50.620] | méi shì le |
| [12:53.550] | wǒ yào shàng xǐ shǒu jiān, bāng wǒ shǒu zhe diàn huà hǎo ma? |
| [12:57.020] | nǐ hé bù dài jìn qù? wǒ men hái méi dì èr cì yuē huì |
| [13:00.160] | tā xū yào tīng dào wǒ niào niào de shēng yīn ma? hé bù gān cuì dǎ gěi tā? |
| [13:03.860] | wǒ yǐ liú yán, bù néng dǎ gěi tā. wǒ yǒu nán xìng de zūn yán |
| [13:07.300] | yǒu ma? méi yǒu |
| [13:15.640] | dān nī ěr |
| [13:17.340] | shì wǒ, qián dé |
| [13:19.580] | wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [13:22.650] | tīng zhe |
| [13:23.680] | wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ shì fǒu dǎ guò diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [13:27.620] | yīn wèi wǒ shì gè bái chī bù xiǎo xīn bǎ diàn huà guān le |
| [13:33.330] | hǎo, tài hǎo le |
| [13:37.200] | tā zhèng zài jiǎng diàn huà, děng yī xià huì huí wǒ diàn huà |
| [13:41.000] | tā zhèng zài jiǎng diàn huà, děng yī xià huì huí wǒ diàn huà |
| [13:45.170] | nǐ bù xiǎng niào le? zhè jiù shì wǒ tiào wǔ de yuán yīn |
| [13:52.780] | míng dì. hāi, nǐ hǎo |
| [13:55.610] | hāi, nǐ hǎo |
| [14:01.120] | shén me shì? |
| [14:03.890] | wǒ men gāi zuò xià lái tán |
| [14:07.560] | dāng rán la |
| [14:19.140] | wǒ zhǐ wèn yī cì, wǒ xī wàng nǐ zhí jiē huí dá |
| [14:22.610] | zhè hǎo xiàng zài wèn, hóng sè duǎn kù shì bú shì ràng wǒ de xiǎn de dà yī xiē yí yàng |
| [14:28.010] | wǒ gǎn jué zuì jìn yǒu diǎn qí guài |
| [14:30.150] | nǐ shì wǒ rèn shi zuì jiǔ de péng yǒu, chú le luó ruì zhī wài |
| [14:33.350] | tā suī yǐ jiǎn féi chéng gōng |
| [14:36.190] | dàn shì, liǎn dàn yī rán chǒu lòu |
| [14:39.290] | wǒ yào shuō le a. hǎo de |
| [14:44.330] | yuàn yì dāng wǒ de bàn niáng ma? |
| [14:50.200] | dāng rán! tài hǎo le |
| [14:53.040] | zhè shì, zhè shì, zhè shì |
| [14:55.540] | zhè jiù shì nǐ xiǎng wèn wǒ de shì? duì, jiù zhè yàng |
| [15:01.980] | zěn me le? bù, bù zhǐ zhè yàng |
| [15:06.480] | dāng rán shì de yě bù quán shì |
| [15:11.190] | wǒ rèn wéi bā ruì yǒu qí tā de nǚ rén |
| [15:15.130] | nǐ zěn huì zhè yàng xiǎng? |
| [15:17.460] | xuān bù dìng hūn hòu tā jiù biàn le yàng |
| [15:20.630] | zuó wǎn tā huí jiā shí yǒu xiāng nài ér de wèi |
| [15:26.540] | zhēn de? |
| [15:29.470] | rú guǒ zhè yàng néng ràng nǐ hǎo guò diǎn |
| [15:32.210] | wǒ hé bā ruì dìng hūn shí tā yě biàn le yàng |
| [15:35.810] | qiáo, zhè jiù shì wǒ zuì dān xīn de |
| [15:38.320] | shén me? nǐ dān xīn shén me? |
| [15:42.450] | bā ruì hé nǐ dìng hūn shí, wǒ gēn tā |
| [15:47.390] | zhèng zài tōu tōu liàn ài |
| [15:52.100] | shén me? wǒ zhī dào |
| [15:54.500] | tā xiàng wǒ qiú hūn shí, měi ge rén dōu quàn wǒ bié jiē shòu tā huì dài nǐ xiàng ruì qiū yí yàng |
| [15:59.770] | rú jīn wǒ zhǐ jué de zì jǐ hǎo bèn |
| [16:06.480] | míng dì, nǐ zhēn bèn |
| [16:10.480] | wǒ men liǎng rén dōu bèn |
| [16:12.720] | shén me yì sī? |
| [16:16.550] | shì bú shì shú xī de wèi? |
| [16:21.260] | bào qiàn |
| [16:23.260] | bù, shì wǒ bào qiàn |
| [16:25.830] | bù, wǒ duì bù qǐ, wǒ bào qiàn |
| [16:42.010] | ó, wǒ de shàng dì |
| [16:45.820] | sì gè zì mǔ, quān quān huò yuán quān |
| [16:48.550] | kuài xiǎng ya, gāi sǐ de, kuài xiǎng ya. xiè la |
| [16:54.530] | wǒ men de diàn huà huài le. shén me? |
| [16:58.800] | wǒ cóng kā fēi diàn dǎ gěi nǐ méi yǒu huí diàn |
| [17:02.100] | wǒ guān jī le |
| [17:03.900] | tiān a, wǒ guān jī le |
| [17:06.740] | hé nǐ gào sù tā de yí yàng |
| [17:10.180] | zhēn shì fěng cì |
| [17:12.840] | wǒ hé duì jiē mén fáng tán guò le |
| [17:16.280] | tā gào sù wǒ nà tōu kuī kuáng de míng zì, diàn huà néng jiè yòng ma? |
| [17:21.290] | diàn huà néng jiè yòng ma? |
| [17:26.660] | qǐng bāng wǒ chá xīn ní mǎ kè sī de diàn huà |
| [17:29.690] | rè zhuāng zhì? |
| [17:32.400] | sàn rè qì |
| [17:33.930] | wǔ gè zì mǔ |
| [17:35.530] | " Rdtor." |
| [17:41.810] | shì xīn ní ma? |
| [17:44.740] | xīn ní shì gè nǚ de |
| [17:47.750] | shì nǚ de yòu zěn yàng? duì, nà yòu zěn yàng? |
| [17:52.180] | wǒ zhù zài duì jiē. wǒ zhù yì dào nǐ ná zhe wàng yuǎn jìng |
| [17:56.650] | ér qiě wǒ hěn bù xǐ huān nǐ zhè yàng |
| [17:58.660] | wǒ xiàn zài jiù kàn de jiàn nǐ, hello |
| [18:01.830] | rú guǒ wǒ yào chuān zhe zài shì nèi zǒu, wǒ wú xū gǎn jué |
| [18:06.930] | xiè xiè |
| [18:10.600] | nà bú shì zhòng diǎn, zhòng diǎn shì |
| [18:14.470] | dà bù fèn shì gāo sù gōng lù, ǒu ěr |
| [18:19.510] | duì, wǒ lín jū, duì, hēi hè sè tóu fà |
| [18:23.620] | tā shuō nǐ chuān lǜ sè tào zhuāng hěn hǎo kàn |
| [18:27.550] | lǜ sè tào zhuāng? zhēn de? |
| [18:30.260] | duì, tā shuō nǐ xiàng yīng gé lì bāo màn |
| [18:38.700] | tā tí dào wǒ le ma? |
| [18:42.700] | tā xiǎng zhī dào wèi shí me nǐ tóu shàng dǐng kuài máo jīn |
| [18:51.140] | nà shi tiáo jié qì, xíng bù xíng? |
| [18:58.320] | nǐ yǒu shí jiān ma? dāng rán, dāng rán |
| [19:00.390] | jìn lái a |
| [19:02.100] | qīn ài de |
| [19:05.620] | nǐ men lái gàn shén me? |
| [19:07.630] | wǒ men shì lái hé nǐ fēn shǒu de |
| [19:11.630] | nǐ men liǎng gè? |
| [19:13.230] | jī běn shàng wǒ men rèn wéi nǐ shì gè dà làn rén nǐ gāi zāo dào tiān dǎ léi pī |
| [19:19.940] | duì bù qǐ wǒ shì gè bái chī |
| [19:22.310] | wǒ shì gè nuò fū, wǒ wú fǎ zì bá |
| [19:24.940] | bù guǎn wǒ zuò shí mǒ dōu shì yīn wèi tài ài nǐ le |
| [19:30.450] | bā ruì, nǐ shì zhǐ nǎ yī ge? |
| [19:35.790] | míng dì |
| [19:37.190] | dāng rán shì zhǐ míng dì. wǒ yī zhí shēn ài zhe míng dì |
| [19:42.860] | wǒ fā shì, bù lùn wǒ zuò shí mǒ wǒ dōu xiǎng zhe nǐ |
| [19:46.460] | bài tuō, dì èr huí hé shí nǐ lián tā xìng shà dōu wàng le |
| [19:52.140] | nǐ men zuò le liǎng cì? |
| [19:59.040] | míng dì, wǒ qīn ài de, zài gěi wǒ yī cì jī huì |
| [20:02.980] | wǒ men zài chóng xīn lái guò, wǒ men zài dào a lǔ bā qù |
| [20:06.020] | nǐ hé a lǔ bā yǒu shén me guān xì? nǐ hé háng kōng gōng sī yǒu xié yì ma? |
| [20:11.820] | nǐ zěn me shuō? |
| [20:13.390] | fǎ dài fū, jǐn jí zhuàng kuàng |
| [20:16.330] | qiáng sēn bèi zì jǐ de yá tào yē dào le |
| [20:19.230] | bài tuō, wǒ mǎ shǎng qù |
| [20:22.230] | qǐng bié lí kāi |
| [20:24.570] | wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [20:31.880] | kàn jiàn tā zǒu chū qù shí mǎn shēn dà hàn méi? |
| [20:35.180] | zhè yàng ba, wǒ qù zhuā zhù tā nà lǐ, rán hòu nǐ tiào guò qù |
| [20:38.720] | hěn hěn dǎ tā jǐ quán. nà gǎn jué yí dìng hěn shuǎng |
| [20:42.750] | shì ma? wǒ hái shì xiǎng jià gěi tā |
| [20:46.520] | nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [20:48.930] | míng dì, nà jiā huo shì gè è mó |
| [20:51.930] | shì gè yì guān qín shòu |
| [20:54.770] | wǒ zhī dào tā bìng bù wán měi |
| [21:00.340] | lǎo shí shuō wǒ hái shì xiǎng dāng |
| [21:05.610] | bā ruì yá yī de |
| [21:09.580] | tài tài |
| [21:12.250] | wǒ de tiān |
| [21:14.250] | xī wàng nǐ néng wéi wǒ gāo xìng |
| [21:17.790] | wǒ xī wàng nǐ huán yuàn yì dāng wǒ de bàn niáng |
| [21:21.490] | wǒ xī wàng bā ruì zài a lǔ bā bú huì jiāng nǐ zǎi liǎo rán hòu chī diào |
| [21:31.870] | nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [21:35.970] | zhēn de ma? |
| [21:39.810] | zì cóng wǒ zài hūn lǐ shàng pāo xià bā ruì |
| [21:42.650] | wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng zhè jué dìng shì fǒu zhèng què |
| [21:46.280] | rú jīn wǒ yǐ dé dào dá àn |
| [21:48.920] | wǒ zhēn wèi nǐ gāo xìng |
| [21:54.760] | dà rì zi |
| [22:04.700] | gào sù nǐ huā shēng xiān shēng de chuān zhe bǐ jiào jiǎng jiū |
| [22:08.270] | tā yǒu dān piàn yǎn jìng, gāo mào |
| [22:11.440] | nǐ zhī dào tā shì gè nán tóng zhì ma? |
| [22:16.480] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zhī dào nǐ pàn huā shēng xiān shēng chū jú? |
| [22:23.120] | dān nī ěr |
| [22:24.790] | gè wèi, tā jiào dān nī ěr, dān nī ěr, zhè shì dà jiā |
| [22:28.730] | nǐ wèi hé huì chū xiàn zài zhè ér? |
| [22:30.130] | wǒ yī zhí dǎ diàn huà gěi nǐ dōu yī zhí dǎ cuò hào mǎ |
| [22:33.500] | zuì hòu wèn chá hào tái zhī dào nǐ de hào mǎ què méi rén jiē diàn huà |
| [22:37.000] | wǒ xiǎng lái kàn kàn nǐ shì fǒu wú yàng |
| [22:41.640] | wǒ méi shì |
| [22:42.940] | huò xǔ wǒ men gǎi tiān kě yǐ jiàn gè miàn |
| [22:50.620] | yī yán wéi dìng |
| [22:56.620] | nǐ huì hé tā. èr cì yuē huì |
| [22:59.720] | wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [23:01.690] | nǐ bù zhī dào? |
| [23:03.030] | tā hǎo xiàng hěn bù cuò, tā dà lǎo yuǎn lái zhè ér |
| [23:06.860] | zhǐ xiǎng què dìng wǒ méi shì, yǒu zhè bì yào ma? |