| [00:02.910] | -Shut up. -Tell me what? |
| [00:05.320] | You won't look at him. |
| [00:06.920] | I could use another reason why women won't look at me. |
| [00:11.090] | All right. All right. Last night,I had a dream... |
| [00:15.830] | ...that you and I were |
| [00:18.400] | Doing it on this table. |
| [00:22.500] | Excellent dream score. |
| [00:28.910] | Why would you dream that? |
| [00:32.410] | More importantly... |
| [00:34.010] | ...was I any good? |
| [00:36.720] | Well,you were pretty damn good. |
| [00:39.720] | Interesting. In my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. |
| [00:45.220] | Last night,you seemed to know your way around the table. |
| [00:52.300] | I love it when we share. |
| [00:58.600] | You okay? |
| [00:59:000] | I cant believe you two have sex in the dream! |
| [01:03.710] | Sorry,it was a one-time thing. |
| [01:05.880] | I was very drunk,and it was someone else's subconscious. |
| [01:10.820] | The One With The lck Factor |
| [01:59.330] | Hello,Rachel. |
| [02:01.200] | Get off. |
| [02:05.270] | Ooh,give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? |
| [02:15.780] | Why would you want to? |
| [02:18.650] | For short-term work. Till I get back my massage clients. |
| [02:22.820] | Pirates again? |
| [02:25.060] | No. Nothing like that. |
| [02:27.730] | I'm just such a dummy. |
| [02:30.130] | I taught a "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. |
| [02:36.100] | Hey,Chan,she could work for you. |
| [02:39.100] | Thanks,Joey. That's a good idea. |
| [02:41.910] | I could. I could do it. What is it? |
| [02:45.010] | My secretary's gonna be out. She's having one of her boobs reduced. |
| [02:50.480] | It's a whole big boob story. |
| [02:53.320] | -I could be a secretary. -I don't know if it'd be your thing... - |
| [02:58.000] | ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. - |
| [03:03.290] | I could do that. |
| [03:06.560] | -What's that? -My new beeper. |
| [03:08.930] | Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? |
| [03:11.640] | Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They're still extinct. |
| [03:17.240] | It's for when Carol goes into labor. |
| [03:25.420] | A cool number and a possible name for the kid. |
| [03:29.090] | -See you later. -Off to see young Ethan? - |
| [03:32.220] | Thank you. |
| [03:34.490] | How young is young Ethan? Young? |
| [03:38.100] | He's our age. |
| [03:40.570] | When we were.... |
| [03:45.900] | -He's a senior in college. -College? - |
| [03:49.670] | Rob that cradle. |
| [03:52.580] | He's smart and mature and grown-up. |
| [03:56.410] | Mature and grown-up,he's a big boy. |
| [04:01.690] | This man-child has no problem with how old you are? |
| [04:04.860] | No,of course not. It's not even an issue... |
| [04:08.260] | ... because I said I was 22. |
| [04:10.130] | -You what? -What? |
| [04:11.630] | -Oh,I can't pass for 22? -Well,maybe 25,26. |
| [04:15.430] | -I am 26. -There you go. |
| [04:30.920] | Can you hear that? |
| [04:36.550] | That'll stop when you pick up the phone. |
| [04:41.460] | -Oh,I'm on. -Okay. |
| [04:45.500] | Mr. Bing's office. |
| [04:49.800] | -Sorry,he's in a meeting. -I'm not in a meeting. - |
| [04:54.070] | Will he know what this is in reference to? |
| [04:58.810] | I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye. |
| [05:05.080] | Ross says hi. |
| [05:07.620] | This is so fun. What do we do now? |
| [05:10.460] | Well,now I actually have to get to work. |
| [05:13.520] | "Most likely." |
| [05:19.200] | Okay,I'm gonna be out there. |
| [05:21.630] | All right. Bye-bye. |
| [05:23.770] | Bye-bye. |
| [05:30.880] | -Yes? -What you doing? |
| [05:40.550] | BeIt's too tight. Gotta change. |
| [05:43.090] | Did I turn the fish? Nope,because I made lasagna. |
| [05:47.790] | -Am I out of control? -Just a touch. - |
| [05:51.660] | I don't understand. You've been dating this guy since... |
| [05:55.630] | ... his midterms. … |
| [05:58.240] | Why,all of a sudden, are you so...? |
| [06:04.810] | -What? -Could tonight be the night? |
| [06:11.020] | I don't know. He's a great guy... |
| [06:14.190] | ...and I love being with him. But,you know... |
| [06:17.860] | ...things happen when they happen. You don't plan these things. |
| [06:23.130] | -So,did you shave your legs? -Yeah. - |
| [06:29.930] | Would you let it go? It was just a dream. |
| [06:33.140] | It doesn't mean |
| [06:36.710] | This is it. It's baby time! |
| [06:39.240] | All right,relax. Just relax. Be cool. |
| [06:47.590] | No,Andre is not here. Third time today. |
| [06:52.560] | Yes,I am sure. |
| [06:55.330] | I do not perform those kind of services. |
| [06:58.930] | Services? |
| [07:00.670] | Oh,services. |
| [07:02.570] | Yeah,you want 55-JUMBO. |
| [07:09.640] | That's right. |
| [07:11.310] | That's right. JUMBO with a "U," sir. |
| [07:14.580] | You don't want me. |
| [07:16.350] | Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. |
| [07:20.790] | Alrighty,bye-bye. |
| [07:26.690] | How was the first day? |
| [07:28.760] | Excellent. Everyone was so,so nice. |
| [07:32.300] | It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. |
| [07:36.330] | Me. |
| [07:39.270] | -I didn't tell anyone I knew you. -Why? - |
| [07:44.710] | They don't like you. |
| [07:50.010] | -What? -I thought you knew. - |
| [07:55.150] | -Who doesn't like me? -Everyone. - |
| [07:58.460] | Except for.... |
| [08:00.360] | No. Everyone. |
| [08:04.700] | -What are you talking about? -Don't feel bad. - |
| [08:10.400] | But you got promoted,and now you're Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. |
| [08:15.410] | Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. |
| [08:19.640] | -I can't believe it. -Yeah. They even do you. - |
| [08:24.650] | They "do" me? |
| [08:26.850] | You know,like,okay: |
| [08:29.320] | "Could that report be any later?" |
| [08:37.360] | -I don't sound like that. -Yeah,you do. - |
| [08:45.300] | ...of music." |
| [08:52.640] | "My scone. My scone." |
| [08:57.780] | I don't sound like that. That is so not true. |
| [09:03.320] | That is so not That is so not |
| [09:05.560] | That Oh,shut up. |
| [09:11.330] | -Did not. -Up until I was 9... - |
| [09:14.230] | ... I thought "gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. |
| [09:17.900] | -How's that possible? -It's always on the news. - |
| [09:21.140] | "A man is being held up at Gunpoint." |
| [09:23.940] | "Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." |
| [09:26.740] | And I kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?" |
| [09:35.590] | I should go. |
| [09:46.600] | -Unless -What? |
| [09:49.800] | Unless you wanna stay over. |
| [09:52.170] | I mean,I'm going to. So.... |
| [09:56.640] | Yeah,I'd really like that. |
| [10:06.050] | Before we get into any staying-over stuff... |
| [10:10.560] | ...there's something you should know. |
| [10:13.220] | Is this,like, "I have an early class tomorrow"... |
| [10:16.730] | ...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"? |
| [10:19.900] | Well,it's somewhere in between. |
| [10:23.700] | You see,in a strictly technical sense,of course,I'm not.... |
| [10:28.140] | Well,I mean,I haven't ever.... |
| [10:31.210] | Ethan? |
| [10:33.180] | Are you a virgin? |
| [10:34.880] | If that's what you kids are calling it these days,then... |
| [10:39.250] | ...yes,I am. |
| [10:43.420] | I mean,you're just such a good kisser I would never have known. |
| [10:48.330] | Well,I've excelled at every level I've been to,I just.... |
| [10:55.200] | I just haven't been to that particular one yet. |
| [10:59.340] | I've kind of been waiting for the right person. |
| [11:04.110] | -Really? -Yeah. |
| [11:07.750] | You do know I was talking about you,right? |
| [11:19.190] | Wow. |
| [11:21.760] | You keep saying that. |
| [11:23.860] | You know,you read about it. You see it in the movies. |
| [11:27.530] | Even when you practice it at home, man,oh,man... |
| [11:31.540] | ...it is nothing like that. |
| [11:36.810] | Listen,listen. |
| [11:40.610] | You told me something that was really difficult for you. |
| [11:45.080] | And I figure if you can be honest,then I can too. |
| [11:55.000] | Nothing wrong about that. |
| [12:00.630] | Here goes. |
| [12:03.470] | I'm not 22. |
| [12:09.610] | ...and 1 3 months. |
| [12:17.750] | What does it matter how old we are? Basically,I'm nuts about you. |
| [12:22.890] | I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn't mention the Tic Tac. |
| [12:28.030] | I just thought you were naturally minty. |
| [12:34.630] | Listen... |
| [12:36.600] | ...as long as we're telling stuff... |
| [12:40.770] | ... I have another one for you. |
| [12:43.610] | I'm a little younger than I said. |
| [12:48.110] | -You're not a senior? -Oh,I'm a senior... - |
| [12:55.720] | ...in high school. |
| [13:08.500] | What we did was wrong. |
| [13:10.570] | I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial. |
| [13:18.310] | I just had sex. |
| [13:22.680] | Ethan,focus. How could you not tell me? |
| [13:26.220] | -You never said your age. -It's different. - |
| [13:29.050] | My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. |
| [13:33.890] | -What were you thinking? -I was too busy falling - |
| [13:37.230] | -Don't say it. -ln love with you. |
| [13:45.070] | Well,fall out of it. |
| [13:46.800] | You shouldn't be here. It's a school night. |
| [13:52.240] | Oh,God. |
| [13:54.310] | I'm like those women that you see... |
| [13:56.810] | ...with shiny guys named Chad. |
| [14:02.420] | I'm Joan Collins. |
| [14:07.590] | Who? |
| [14:17.170] | Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. |
| [14:23.510] | Yes,sir,the kimonos are extra. |
| [14:28.110] | Alrighty. Bye-bye. |
| [14:32.450] | It's just easier that way. |
| [14:36.250] | -You told me about the last dream. -No. Forget it. - |
| [14:40.620] | Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? |
| [14:46.760] | All right. Fine. |
| [14:53.640] | Joey was there too. |
| [14:57.270] | All right. |
| [15:05.250] | ...anybody else there? |
| [15:09.220] | You sure? Nobody... |
| [15:11.420] | ... handing out mints or anything? … |
| [15:16.060] | No,it was just the three of us. |
| [15:20.730] | So was it you and Chandler... |
| [15:22.730] | ...then you and me, or you,me and Chandler? |
| [15:27.500] | -You know what? -What? |
| [15:30.470] | There were times... |
| [15:32.580] | ...when it wasn't even me. … |
| [15:44.420] | That is so sweet,you guys. |
| [15:53.530] | Mon,Ethan called again. |
| [16:02.640] | -What? -Ethan called again. - |
| [16:06.440] | -You're not seeing him anymore? -No. - |
| [16:09.780] | Sometimes,things don't work out. |
| [16:12.380] | This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? |
| [16:20.620] | I did not say anything. I swear. |
| [16:23.930] | -He stopped by. -Next time you talk to him... - |
| [16:33.140] | Oh,my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? |
| [16:37.140] | Sorry. |
| [16:39.010] | "It's morphin'time." |
| [16:40.640] | -Stegosaurus. -Tyrannosaurus. |
| [16:47.890] | I gotta go. |
| [16:49.590] | Head rush. |
| [16:53.090] | One more,and then I have to go. |
| [16:56.030] | Cool. |
| [17:00.900] | Where you going? |
| [17:02.770] | A birthday party with some work people. |
| [17:05.600] | Work people? Nobody told me. |
| [17:09.540] | I know. That's part of the whole... |
| [17:12.040] | ...them-not-liking-you extravaganza. … |
| [17:16.650] | A month ago, these people were my friends. |
| [17:19.920] | I'm in charge, but I'm not a different person. |
| [17:23.250] | Then come,hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. |
| [17:28.290] | -You think I should? -I really do. - |
| [17:32.560] | But could we not go together? |
| [17:35.900] | I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss. |
| [17:43.410] | -Hey,you okay? -Yeah. |
| [17:46.240] | -This can't be easy for him either. -I know. - |
| [17:51.080] | This may take some time for him to get over it... |
| [17:55.420] | ... but,then at four, Muppet Babies is on. |
| [18:06.000] | Go deep. Deep. Deep. |
| [18:10.770] | Sorry,Shelly. |
| [18:14.870] | See,with the fun? |
| [18:18.310] | Last night was great. |
| [18:20.040] | The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory." |
| [18:27.480] | -What? -Now you're Mr. Caring Boss. - |
| [18:30.450] | Mr. I'm-one-of-you Boss. “ |
| [18:32.190] | Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy Boss Man Bing. “ |
| [18:36.290] | Then I don't get it. |
| [18:38.800] | You know what? I think you just gotta face it. |
| [18:42.770] | You're the guy in the big office. |
| [18:45.440] | You're the one that hires and fires them. |
| [18:48.540] | -They say you're a great boss. -They do? - |
| [18:52.440] | But they're not your friends anymore. |
| [18:55.150] | -I just want -But you can't. - |
| [18:58.120] | But I just want |
| [19:10.060] | Are you gonna? |
| [19:11.330] | Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 9-1 -1... |
| [19:15.300] | ...she's having a baby. Otherwise,I just ignore it. |
| [19:18.900] | What about Andre? |
| [19:20.370] | He got a call from our cousin,Nathan. |
| [19:23.640] | Frankly,it was a little more than I needed to know. |
| [19:35.150] | That was gonna be my opener. |
| [19:38.020] | Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? |
| [19:42.090] | -I thought that was just a rumor. -True story. - |
| [19:49.030] | Look,I gotta tell you something. |
| [19:51.500] | I'm not 1 7. I said that so you'd think I was vulnerable. |
| [19:55.540] | I'm actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I'm your congressman. |
| [20:01.310] | This is ridiculous. We're great together. |
| [20:04.210] | We can talk,make each other laugh,and the sex.... |
| [20:08.350] | I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. |
| [20:12.460] | -lt was. -Then what's the problem? - |
| [20:21.060] | It's icky. |
| [20:23.330] | "lcky"? “lcky”? |
| [20:24.870] | You're actually gonna throw this away because it's "icky"? |
| [20:29.640] | This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different. |
| [20:36.780] | ...or we lived in biblical times... |
| [20:40.450] | -... I could really -No,don't say it. - |
| [20:43.220] | Love you. |
| [20:48.860] | -Are your hands still wet? -Moist. - |
| [20:51.460] | Let's dry them again. |
| [20:59.240] | Or,like,"Could these margaritas be any stronger?" |
| [21:04.880] | Hey,Chandler. |
| [21:06.310] | Hello,Mr. Bing. |
| [21:07.880] | Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. |
| [21:12.080] | Thanks. About the weekly numbers,I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00. |
| [21:17.420] | -Sure. -No problem. |
| [21:22.360] | You have to give them something. |
| [21:24.660] | That was Gerston,Santos,and who's the other guy? |
| [21:28.130] | -Petrie. -Petrie. Right,okay. |
| [21:30.270] | Well,some people are gonna be working... |
| [21:33.100] | ...this weekend. … |
| [22:04.640] | Oh,that's nice. |
| [22:12.040] | Ross. |
| [22:23.650] | I'm here. |
| [22:27.220] | You are? |
| [22:34.030] | We were just.... |
| [22:37.670] | What? |
| [22:41.910] | -Great. Now I'm having a baby. -What? - |
| [22:46.580] | I'm having a baby. I'm having a |
| [22:50.010] | -The phone,the phone. -I don't have the phone. |
| [22:57.120] | I'm hurt. |
| [23:02.890] | Let's go. Come on,people. Woman in labor. |
| [23:06.230] | -Look what I got going. -Save it for the cab. - |
| [23:10.400] | We're going to a hospital. |
| [23:12.940] | I can't look nice? There are doctors there. |
| [23:16.370] | -Joey,get out of the fridge. -All right. - |
| [23:20.280] | -What is that? -For the ride. - |
| [23:22.450] | -Like in a cab -Save it. - |
| [23:24.350] | -Hating this. -Monica,come on. Let's go. - |
| [23:27.650] | Baby coming. |
| [23:28.850] | I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt. |
| [23:31.620] | -I'll have a nephew. -That's nice. Get out. - |
| [23:38.560] | All right,I'm going. I'm going. |
| [23:48.040] | Here we go. Come on. |
| [00:02.910] | Shut up. Tell me what? |
| [00:05.320] | You won' t look at him. |
| [00:06.920] | I could use another reason why women won' t look at me. |
| [00:11.090] | All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream... |
| [00:15.830] | ... that you and I were |
| [00:18.400] | Doing it on this table. |
| [00:22.500] | Excellent dream score. |
| [00:28.910] | Why would you dream that? |
| [00:32.410] | More importantly... |
| [00:34.010] | ... was I any good? |
| [00:36.720] | Well, you were pretty damn good. |
| [00:39.720] | Interesting. In my dreams, I' m surprisingly inadequate. |
| [00:45.220] | Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. |
| [00:52.300] | I love it when we share. |
| [00:58.600] | You okay? |
| [00:59:000] | I cant believe you two have sex in the dream! |
| [01:03.710] | Sorry, it was a onetime thing. |
| [01:05.880] | I was very drunk, and it was someone else' s subconscious. |
| [01:10.820] | The One With The lck Factor |
| [01:59.330] | Hello, Rachel. |
| [02:01.200] | Get off. |
| [02:05.270] | Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? |
| [02:15.780] | Why would you want to? |
| [02:18.650] | For shortterm work. Till I get back my massage clients. |
| [02:22.820] | Pirates again? |
| [02:25.060] | No. Nothing like that. |
| [02:27.730] | I' m just such a dummy. |
| [02:30.130] | I taught a " Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. |
| [02:36.100] | Hey, Chan, she could work for you. |
| [02:39.100] | Thanks, Joey. That' s a good idea. |
| [02:41.910] | I could. I could do it. What is it? |
| [02:45.010] | My secretary' s gonna be out. She' s having one of her boobs reduced. |
| [02:50.480] | It' s a whole big boob story. |
| [02:53.320] | I could be a secretary. I don' t know if it' d be your thing... |
| [02:58.000] | ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. |
| [03:03.290] | I could do that. |
| [03:06.560] | What' s that? My new beeper. |
| [03:08.930] | Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? |
| [03:11.640] | Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They' re still extinct. |
| [03:17.240] | It' s for when Carol goes into labor. |
| [03:25.420] | A cool number and a possible name for the kid. |
| [03:29.090] | See you later. Off to see young Ethan? |
| [03:32.220] | Thank you. |
| [03:34.490] | How young is young Ethan? Young? |
| [03:38.100] | He' s our age. |
| [03:40.570] | When we were.... |
| [03:45.900] | He' s a senior in college. College? |
| [03:49.670] | Rob that cradle. |
| [03:52.580] | He' s smart and mature and grownup. |
| [03:56.410] | Mature and grownup, he' s a big boy. |
| [04:01.690] | This manchild has no problem with how old you are? |
| [04:04.860] | No, of course not. It' s not even an issue... |
| [04:08.260] | ... because I said I was 22. |
| [04:10.130] | You what? What? |
| [04:11.630] | Oh, I can' t pass for 22? Well, maybe 25, 26. |
| [04:15.430] | I am 26. There you go. |
| [04:30.920] | Can you hear that? |
| [04:36.550] | That' ll stop when you pick up the phone. |
| [04:41.460] | Oh, I' m on. Okay. |
| [04:45.500] | Mr. Bing' s office. |
| [04:49.800] | Sorry, he' s in a meeting. I' m not in a meeting. |
| [04:54.070] | Will he know what this is in reference to? |
| [04:58.810] | I' ll see that he gets the message. Byebye. |
| [05:05.080] | Ross says hi. |
| [05:07.620] | This is so fun. What do we do now? |
| [05:10.460] | Well, now I actually have to get to work. |
| [05:13.520] | " Most likely." |
| [05:19.200] | Okay, I' m gonna be out there. |
| [05:21.630] | All right. Byebye. |
| [05:23.770] | Byebye. |
| [05:30.880] | Yes? What you doing? |
| [05:40.550] | BeIt' s too tight. Gotta change. |
| [05:43.090] | Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna. |
| [05:47.790] | Am I out of control? Just a touch. |
| [05:51.660] | I don' t understand. You' ve been dating this guy since... |
| [05:55.630] | ... his midterms. |
| [05:58.240] | Why, all of a sudden, are you so...? |
| [06:04.810] | What? Could tonight be the night? |
| [06:11.020] | I don' t know. He' s a great guy... |
| [06:14.190] | ... and I love being with him. But, you know... |
| [06:17.860] | ... things happen when they happen. You don' t plan these things. |
| [06:23.130] | So, did you shave your legs? Yeah. |
| [06:29.930] | Would you let it go? It was just a dream. |
| [06:33.140] | It doesn' t mean |
| [06:36.710] | This is it. It' s baby time! |
| [06:39.240] | All right, relax. Just relax. Be cool. |
| [06:47.590] | No, Andre is not here. Third time today. |
| [06:52.560] | Yes, I am sure. |
| [06:55.330] | I do not perform those kind of services. |
| [06:58.930] | Services? |
| [07:00.670] | Oh, services. |
| [07:02.570] | Yeah, you want 55JUMBO. |
| [07:09.640] | That' s right. |
| [07:11.310] | That' s right. JUMBO with a " U," sir. |
| [07:14.580] | You don' t want me. |
| [07:16.350] | Judging by his number, I' d be a huge disappointment. |
| [07:20.790] | Alrighty, byebye. |
| [07:26.690] | How was the first day? |
| [07:28.760] | Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. |
| [07:32.300] | It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. |
| [07:36.330] | Me. |
| [07:39.270] | I didn' t tell anyone I knew you. Why? |
| [07:44.710] | They don' t like you. |
| [07:50.010] | What? I thought you knew. |
| [07:55.150] | Who doesn' t like me? Everyone. |
| [07:58.460] | Except for.... |
| [08:00.360] | No. Everyone. |
| [08:04.700] | What are you talking about? Don' t feel bad. |
| [08:10.400] | But you got promoted, and now you' re Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. |
| [08:15.410] | Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. |
| [08:19.640] | I can' t believe it. Yeah. They even do you. |
| [08:24.650] | They " do" me? |
| [08:26.850] | You know, like, okay: |
| [08:29.320] | " Could that report be any later?" |
| [08:37.360] | I don' t sound like that. Yeah, you do. |
| [08:45.300] | ... of music." |
| [08:52.640] | " My scone. My scone." |
| [08:57.780] | I don' t sound like that. That is so not true. |
| [09:03.320] | That is so not That is so not |
| [09:05.560] | That Oh, shut up. |
| [09:11.330] | Did not. Up until I was 9... |
| [09:14.230] | ... I thought " gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. |
| [09:17.900] | How' s that possible? It' s always on the news. |
| [09:21.140] | " A man is being held up at Gunpoint." |
| [09:23.940] | " Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." |
| [09:26.740] | And I kept thinking, " Why do people continue to go there?" |
| [09:35.590] | I should go. |
| [09:46.600] | Unless What? |
| [09:49.800] | Unless you wanna stay over. |
| [09:52.170] | I mean, I' m going to. So.... |
| [09:56.640] | Yeah, I' d really like that. |
| [10:06.050] | Before we get into any stayingover stuff... |
| [10:10.560] | ... there' s something you should know. |
| [10:13.220] | Is this, like, " I have an early class tomorrow"... |
| [10:16.730] | ... or " I' m secretly married to a goat"? |
| [10:19.900] | Well, it' s somewhere in between. |
| [10:23.700] | You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I' m not.... |
| [10:28.140] | Well, I mean, I haven' t ever.... |
| [10:31.210] | Ethan? |
| [10:33.180] | Are you a virgin? |
| [10:34.880] | If that' s what you kids are calling it these days, then... |
| [10:39.250] | ... yes, I am. |
| [10:43.420] | I mean, you' re just such a good kisser I would never have known. |
| [10:48.330] | Well, I' ve excelled at every level I' ve been to, I just.... |
| [10:55.200] | I just haven' t been to that particular one yet. |
| [10:59.340] | I' ve kind of been waiting for the right person. |
| [11:04.110] | Really? Yeah. |
| [11:07.750] | You do know I was talking about you, right? |
| [11:19.190] | Wow. |
| [11:21.760] | You keep saying that. |
| [11:23.860] | You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. |
| [11:27.530] | Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... |
| [11:31.540] | ... it is nothing like that. |
| [11:36.810] | Listen, listen. |
| [11:40.610] | You told me something that was really difficult for you. |
| [11:45.080] | And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. |
| [11:55.000] | Nothing wrong about that. |
| [12:00.630] | Here goes. |
| [12:03.470] | I' m not 22. |
| [12:09.610] | ... and 1 3 months. |
| [12:17.750] | What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I' m nuts about you. |
| [12:22.890] | I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn' t mention the Tic Tac. |
| [12:28.030] | I just thought you were naturally minty. |
| [12:34.630] | Listen... |
| [12:36.600] | ... as long as we' re telling stuff... |
| [12:40.770] | ... I have another one for you. |
| [12:43.610] | I' m a little younger than I said. |
| [12:48.110] | You' re not a senior? Oh, I' m a senior... |
| [12:55.720] | ... in high school. |
| [13:08.500] | What we did was wrong. |
| [13:10.570] | I just had sex with someone who wasn' t alive during the bicentennial. |
| [13:18.310] | I just had sex. |
| [13:22.680] | Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? |
| [13:26.220] | You never said your age. It' s different. |
| [13:29.050] | My lie didn' t make one of us a felon in 48 states. |
| [13:33.890] | What were you thinking? I was too busy falling |
| [13:37.230] | Don' t say it. ln love with you. |
| [13:45.070] | Well, fall out of it. |
| [13:46.800] | You shouldn' t be here. It' s a school night. |
| [13:52.240] | Oh, God. |
| [13:54.310] | I' m like those women that you see... |
| [13:56.810] | ... with shiny guys named Chad. |
| [14:02.420] | I' m Joan Collins. |
| [14:07.590] | Who? |
| [14:17.170] | Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. |
| [14:23.510] | Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. |
| [14:28.110] | Alrighty. Byebye. |
| [14:32.450] | It' s just easier that way. |
| [14:36.250] | You told me about the last dream. No. Forget it. |
| [14:40.620] | Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? |
| [14:46.760] | All right. Fine. |
| [14:53.640] | Joey was there too. |
| [14:57.270] | All right. |
| [15:05.250] | ... anybody else there? |
| [15:09.220] | You sure? Nobody... |
| [15:11.420] | ... handing out mints or anything? |
| [15:16.060] | No, it was just the three of us. |
| [15:20.730] | So was it you and Chandler... |
| [15:22.730] | ... then you and me, or you, me and Chandler? |
| [15:27.500] | You know what? What? |
| [15:30.470] | There were times... |
| [15:32.580] | ... when it wasn' t even me. |
| [15:44.420] | That is so sweet, you guys. |
| [15:53.530] | Mon, Ethan called again. |
| [16:02.640] | What? Ethan called again. |
| [16:06.440] | You' re not seeing him anymore? No. |
| [16:09.780] | Sometimes, things don' t work out. |
| [16:12.380] | This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? |
| [16:20.620] | I did not say anything. I swear. |
| [16:23.930] | He stopped by. Next time you talk to him... |
| [16:33.140] | Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? |
| [16:37.140] | Sorry. |
| [16:39.010] | " It' s morphin' time." |
| [16:40.640] | Stegosaurus. Tyrannosaurus. |
| [16:47.890] | I gotta go. |
| [16:49.590] | Head rush. |
| [16:53.090] | One more, and then I have to go. |
| [16:56.030] | Cool. |
| [17:00.900] | Where you going? |
| [17:02.770] | A birthday party with some work people. |
| [17:05.600] | Work people? Nobody told me. |
| [17:09.540] | I know. That' s part of the whole... |
| [17:12.040] | ... themnotlikingyou extravaganza. |
| [17:16.650] | A month ago, these people were my friends. |
| [17:19.920] | I' m in charge, but I' m not a different person. |
| [17:23.250] | Then come, hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. |
| [17:28.290] | You think I should? I really do. |
| [17:32.560] | But could we not go together? |
| [17:35.900] | I don' t wanna be the geek who invited the boss. |
| [17:43.410] | Hey, you okay? Yeah. |
| [17:46.240] | This can' t be easy for him either. I know. |
| [17:51.080] | This may take some time for him to get over it... |
| [17:55.420] | ... but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on. |
| [18:06.000] | Go deep. Deep. Deep. |
| [18:10.770] | Sorry, Shelly. |
| [18:14.870] | See, with the fun? |
| [18:18.310] | Last night was great. |
| [18:20.040] | The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing " Ebony and lvory." |
| [18:27.480] | What? Now you' re Mr. Caring Boss. |
| [18:30.450] | Mr. I' moneofyou Boss. " |
| [18:32.190] | Mr. Iwannabeyourbuddy Boss Man Bing. " |
| [18:36.290] | Then I don' t get it. |
| [18:38.800] | You know what? I think you just gotta face it. |
| [18:42.770] | You' re the guy in the big office. |
| [18:45.440] | You' re the one that hires and fires them. |
| [18:48.540] | They say you' re a great boss. They do? |
| [18:52.440] | But they' re not your friends anymore. |
| [18:55.150] | I just want But you can' t. |
| [18:58.120] | But I just want |
| [19:10.060] | Are you gonna? |
| [19:11.330] | Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 91 1... |
| [19:15.300] | ... she' s having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it. |
| [19:18.900] | What about Andre? |
| [19:20.370] | He got a call from our cousin, Nathan. |
| [19:23.640] | Frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. |
| [19:35.150] | That was gonna be my opener. |
| [19:38.020] | Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? |
| [19:42.090] | I thought that was just a rumor. True story. |
| [19:49.030] | Look, I gotta tell you something. |
| [19:51.500] | I' m not 1 7. I said that so you' d think I was vulnerable. |
| [19:55.540] | I' m actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I' m your congressman. |
| [20:01.310] | This is ridiculous. We' re great together. |
| [20:04.210] | We can talk, make each other laugh, and the sex.... |
| [20:08.350] | I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. |
| [20:12.460] | lt was. Then what' s the problem? |
| [20:21.060] | It' s icky. |
| [20:23.330] | " lcky"? " lcky"? |
| [20:24.870] | You' re actually gonna throw this away because it' s " icky"? |
| [20:29.640] | This isn' t easy for me either. I wish things were different. |
| [20:36.780] | ... or we lived in biblical times... |
| [20:40.450] | ... I could really No, don' t say it. |
| [20:43.220] | Love you. |
| [20:48.860] | Are your hands still wet? Moist. |
| [20:51.460] | Let' s dry them again. |
| [20:59.240] | Or, like," Could these margaritas be any stronger?" |
| [21:04.880] | Hey, Chandler. |
| [21:06.310] | Hello, Mr. Bing. |
| [21:07.880] | Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. |
| [21:12.080] | Thanks. About the weekly numbers, I' m gonna need them on my desk by 9: 00. |
| [21:17.420] | Sure. No problem. |
| [21:22.360] | You have to give them something. |
| [21:24.660] | That was Gerston, Santos, and who' s the other guy? |
| [21:28.130] | Petrie. Petrie. Right, okay. |
| [21:30.270] | Well, some people are gonna be working... |
| [21:33.100] | ... this weekend. |
| [22:04.640] | Oh, that' s nice. |
| [22:12.040] | Ross. |
| [22:23.650] | I' m here. |
| [22:27.220] | You are? |
| [22:34.030] | We were just.... |
| [22:37.670] | What? |
| [22:41.910] | Great. Now I' m having a baby. What? |
| [22:46.580] | I' m having a baby. I' m having a |
| [22:50.010] | The phone, the phone. I don' t have the phone. |
| [22:57.120] | I' m hurt. |
| [23:02.890] | Let' s go. Come on, people. Woman in labor. |
| [23:06.230] | Look what I got going. Save it for the cab. |
| [23:10.400] | We' re going to a hospital. |
| [23:12.940] | I can' t look nice? There are doctors there. |
| [23:16.370] | Joey, get out of the fridge. All right. |
| [23:20.280] | What is that? For the ride. |
| [23:22.450] | Like in a cab Save it. |
| [23:24.350] | Hating this. Monica, come on. Let' s go. |
| [23:27.650] | Baby coming. |
| [23:28.850] | I can' t believe I' m gonna be an aunt. |
| [23:31.620] | I' ll have a nephew. That' s nice. Get out. |
| [23:38.560] | All right, I' m going. I' m going. |
| [23:48.040] | Here we go. Come on. |
| [00:02.910] | Shut up. Tell me what? |
| [00:05.320] | You won' t look at him. |
| [00:06.920] | I could use another reason why women won' t look at me. |
| [00:11.090] | All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream... |
| [00:15.830] | ... that you and I were |
| [00:18.400] | Doing it on this table. |
| [00:22.500] | Excellent dream score. |
| [00:28.910] | Why would you dream that? |
| [00:32.410] | More importantly... |
| [00:34.010] | ... was I any good? |
| [00:36.720] | Well, you were pretty damn good. |
| [00:39.720] | Interesting. In my dreams, I' m surprisingly inadequate. |
| [00:45.220] | Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. |
| [00:52.300] | I love it when we share. |
| [00:58.600] | You okay? |
| [00:59:000] | I cant believe you two have sex in the dream! |
| [01:03.710] | Sorry, it was a onetime thing. |
| [01:05.880] | I was very drunk, and it was someone else' s subconscious. |
| [01:10.820] | The One With The lck Factor |
| [01:59.330] | Hello, Rachel. |
| [02:01.200] | Get off. |
| [02:05.270] | Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? |
| [02:15.780] | Why would you want to? |
| [02:18.650] | For shortterm work. Till I get back my massage clients. |
| [02:22.820] | Pirates again? |
| [02:25.060] | No. Nothing like that. |
| [02:27.730] | I' m just such a dummy. |
| [02:30.130] | I taught a " Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. |
| [02:36.100] | Hey, Chan, she could work for you. |
| [02:39.100] | Thanks, Joey. That' s a good idea. |
| [02:41.910] | I could. I could do it. What is it? |
| [02:45.010] | My secretary' s gonna be out. She' s having one of her boobs reduced. |
| [02:50.480] | It' s a whole big boob story. |
| [02:53.320] | I could be a secretary. I don' t know if it' d be your thing... |
| [02:58.000] | ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. |
| [03:03.290] | I could do that. |
| [03:06.560] | What' s that? My new beeper. |
| [03:08.930] | Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? |
| [03:11.640] | Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They' re still extinct. |
| [03:17.240] | It' s for when Carol goes into labor. |
| [03:25.420] | A cool number and a possible name for the kid. |
| [03:29.090] | See you later. Off to see young Ethan? |
| [03:32.220] | Thank you. |
| [03:34.490] | How young is young Ethan? Young? |
| [03:38.100] | He' s our age. |
| [03:40.570] | When we were.... |
| [03:45.900] | He' s a senior in college. College? |
| [03:49.670] | Rob that cradle. |
| [03:52.580] | He' s smart and mature and grownup. |
| [03:56.410] | Mature and grownup, he' s a big boy. |
| [04:01.690] | This manchild has no problem with how old you are? |
| [04:04.860] | No, of course not. It' s not even an issue... |
| [04:08.260] | ... because I said I was 22. |
| [04:10.130] | You what? What? |
| [04:11.630] | Oh, I can' t pass for 22? Well, maybe 25, 26. |
| [04:15.430] | I am 26. There you go. |
| [04:30.920] | Can you hear that? |
| [04:36.550] | That' ll stop when you pick up the phone. |
| [04:41.460] | Oh, I' m on. Okay. |
| [04:45.500] | Mr. Bing' s office. |
| [04:49.800] | Sorry, he' s in a meeting. I' m not in a meeting. |
| [04:54.070] | Will he know what this is in reference to? |
| [04:58.810] | I' ll see that he gets the message. Byebye. |
| [05:05.080] | Ross says hi. |
| [05:07.620] | This is so fun. What do we do now? |
| [05:10.460] | Well, now I actually have to get to work. |
| [05:13.520] | " Most likely." |
| [05:19.200] | Okay, I' m gonna be out there. |
| [05:21.630] | All right. Byebye. |
| [05:23.770] | Byebye. |
| [05:30.880] | Yes? What you doing? |
| [05:40.550] | BeIt' s too tight. Gotta change. |
| [05:43.090] | Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna. |
| [05:47.790] | Am I out of control? Just a touch. |
| [05:51.660] | I don' t understand. You' ve been dating this guy since... |
| [05:55.630] | ... his midterms. |
| [05:58.240] | Why, all of a sudden, are you so...? |
| [06:04.810] | What? Could tonight be the night? |
| [06:11.020] | I don' t know. He' s a great guy... |
| [06:14.190] | ... and I love being with him. But, you know... |
| [06:17.860] | ... things happen when they happen. You don' t plan these things. |
| [06:23.130] | So, did you shave your legs? Yeah. |
| [06:29.930] | Would you let it go? It was just a dream. |
| [06:33.140] | It doesn' t mean |
| [06:36.710] | This is it. It' s baby time! |
| [06:39.240] | All right, relax. Just relax. Be cool. |
| [06:47.590] | No, Andre is not here. Third time today. |
| [06:52.560] | Yes, I am sure. |
| [06:55.330] | I do not perform those kind of services. |
| [06:58.930] | Services? |
| [07:00.670] | Oh, services. |
| [07:02.570] | Yeah, you want 55JUMBO. |
| [07:09.640] | That' s right. |
| [07:11.310] | That' s right. JUMBO with a " U," sir. |
| [07:14.580] | You don' t want me. |
| [07:16.350] | Judging by his number, I' d be a huge disappointment. |
| [07:20.790] | Alrighty, byebye. |
| [07:26.690] | How was the first day? |
| [07:28.760] | Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. |
| [07:32.300] | It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. |
| [07:36.330] | Me. |
| [07:39.270] | I didn' t tell anyone I knew you. Why? |
| [07:44.710] | They don' t like you. |
| [07:50.010] | What? I thought you knew. |
| [07:55.150] | Who doesn' t like me? Everyone. |
| [07:58.460] | Except for.... |
| [08:00.360] | No. Everyone. |
| [08:04.700] | What are you talking about? Don' t feel bad. |
| [08:10.400] | But you got promoted, and now you' re Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. |
| [08:15.410] | Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. |
| [08:19.640] | I can' t believe it. Yeah. They even do you. |
| [08:24.650] | They " do" me? |
| [08:26.850] | You know, like, okay: |
| [08:29.320] | " Could that report be any later?" |
| [08:37.360] | I don' t sound like that. Yeah, you do. |
| [08:45.300] | ... of music." |
| [08:52.640] | " My scone. My scone." |
| [08:57.780] | I don' t sound like that. That is so not true. |
| [09:03.320] | That is so not That is so not |
| [09:05.560] | That Oh, shut up. |
| [09:11.330] | Did not. Up until I was 9... |
| [09:14.230] | ... I thought " gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. |
| [09:17.900] | How' s that possible? It' s always on the news. |
| [09:21.140] | " A man is being held up at Gunpoint." |
| [09:23.940] | " Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." |
| [09:26.740] | And I kept thinking, " Why do people continue to go there?" |
| [09:35.590] | I should go. |
| [09:46.600] | Unless What? |
| [09:49.800] | Unless you wanna stay over. |
| [09:52.170] | I mean, I' m going to. So.... |
| [09:56.640] | Yeah, I' d really like that. |
| [10:06.050] | Before we get into any stayingover stuff... |
| [10:10.560] | ... there' s something you should know. |
| [10:13.220] | Is this, like, " I have an early class tomorrow"... |
| [10:16.730] | ... or " I' m secretly married to a goat"? |
| [10:19.900] | Well, it' s somewhere in between. |
| [10:23.700] | You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I' m not.... |
| [10:28.140] | Well, I mean, I haven' t ever.... |
| [10:31.210] | Ethan? |
| [10:33.180] | Are you a virgin? |
| [10:34.880] | If that' s what you kids are calling it these days, then... |
| [10:39.250] | ... yes, I am. |
| [10:43.420] | I mean, you' re just such a good kisser I would never have known. |
| [10:48.330] | Well, I' ve excelled at every level I' ve been to, I just.... |
| [10:55.200] | I just haven' t been to that particular one yet. |
| [10:59.340] | I' ve kind of been waiting for the right person. |
| [11:04.110] | Really? Yeah. |
| [11:07.750] | You do know I was talking about you, right? |
| [11:19.190] | Wow. |
| [11:21.760] | You keep saying that. |
| [11:23.860] | You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. |
| [11:27.530] | Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... |
| [11:31.540] | ... it is nothing like that. |
| [11:36.810] | Listen, listen. |
| [11:40.610] | You told me something that was really difficult for you. |
| [11:45.080] | And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. |
| [11:55.000] | Nothing wrong about that. |
| [12:00.630] | Here goes. |
| [12:03.470] | I' m not 22. |
| [12:09.610] | ... and 1 3 months. |
| [12:17.750] | What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I' m nuts about you. |
| [12:22.890] | I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn' t mention the Tic Tac. |
| [12:28.030] | I just thought you were naturally minty. |
| [12:34.630] | Listen... |
| [12:36.600] | ... as long as we' re telling stuff... |
| [12:40.770] | ... I have another one for you. |
| [12:43.610] | I' m a little younger than I said. |
| [12:48.110] | You' re not a senior? Oh, I' m a senior... |
| [12:55.720] | ... in high school. |
| [13:08.500] | What we did was wrong. |
| [13:10.570] | I just had sex with someone who wasn' t alive during the bicentennial. |
| [13:18.310] | I just had sex. |
| [13:22.680] | Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? |
| [13:26.220] | You never said your age. It' s different. |
| [13:29.050] | My lie didn' t make one of us a felon in 48 states. |
| [13:33.890] | What were you thinking? I was too busy falling |
| [13:37.230] | Don' t say it. ln love with you. |
| [13:45.070] | Well, fall out of it. |
| [13:46.800] | You shouldn' t be here. It' s a school night. |
| [13:52.240] | Oh, God. |
| [13:54.310] | I' m like those women that you see... |
| [13:56.810] | ... with shiny guys named Chad. |
| [14:02.420] | I' m Joan Collins. |
| [14:07.590] | Who? |
| [14:17.170] | Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. |
| [14:23.510] | Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. |
| [14:28.110] | Alrighty. Byebye. |
| [14:32.450] | It' s just easier that way. |
| [14:36.250] | You told me about the last dream. No. Forget it. |
| [14:40.620] | Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? |
| [14:46.760] | All right. Fine. |
| [14:53.640] | Joey was there too. |
| [14:57.270] | All right. |
| [15:05.250] | ... anybody else there? |
| [15:09.220] | You sure? Nobody... |
| [15:11.420] | ... handing out mints or anything? |
| [15:16.060] | No, it was just the three of us. |
| [15:20.730] | So was it you and Chandler... |
| [15:22.730] | ... then you and me, or you, me and Chandler? |
| [15:27.500] | You know what? What? |
| [15:30.470] | There were times... |
| [15:32.580] | ... when it wasn' t even me. |
| [15:44.420] | That is so sweet, you guys. |
| [15:53.530] | Mon, Ethan called again. |
| [16:02.640] | What? Ethan called again. |
| [16:06.440] | You' re not seeing him anymore? No. |
| [16:09.780] | Sometimes, things don' t work out. |
| [16:12.380] | This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? |
| [16:20.620] | I did not say anything. I swear. |
| [16:23.930] | He stopped by. Next time you talk to him... |
| [16:33.140] | Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? |
| [16:37.140] | Sorry. |
| [16:39.010] | " It' s morphin' time." |
| [16:40.640] | Stegosaurus. Tyrannosaurus. |
| [16:47.890] | I gotta go. |
| [16:49.590] | Head rush. |
| [16:53.090] | One more, and then I have to go. |
| [16:56.030] | Cool. |
| [17:00.900] | Where you going? |
| [17:02.770] | A birthday party with some work people. |
| [17:05.600] | Work people? Nobody told me. |
| [17:09.540] | I know. That' s part of the whole... |
| [17:12.040] | ... themnotlikingyou extravaganza. |
| [17:16.650] | A month ago, these people were my friends. |
| [17:19.920] | I' m in charge, but I' m not a different person. |
| [17:23.250] | Then come, hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. |
| [17:28.290] | You think I should? I really do. |
| [17:32.560] | But could we not go together? |
| [17:35.900] | I don' t wanna be the geek who invited the boss. |
| [17:43.410] | Hey, you okay? Yeah. |
| [17:46.240] | This can' t be easy for him either. I know. |
| [17:51.080] | This may take some time for him to get over it... |
| [17:55.420] | ... but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on. |
| [18:06.000] | Go deep. Deep. Deep. |
| [18:10.770] | Sorry, Shelly. |
| [18:14.870] | See, with the fun? |
| [18:18.310] | Last night was great. |
| [18:20.040] | The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing " Ebony and lvory." |
| [18:27.480] | What? Now you' re Mr. Caring Boss. |
| [18:30.450] | Mr. I' moneofyou Boss. " |
| [18:32.190] | Mr. Iwannabeyourbuddy Boss Man Bing. " |
| [18:36.290] | Then I don' t get it. |
| [18:38.800] | You know what? I think you just gotta face it. |
| [18:42.770] | You' re the guy in the big office. |
| [18:45.440] | You' re the one that hires and fires them. |
| [18:48.540] | They say you' re a great boss. They do? |
| [18:52.440] | But they' re not your friends anymore. |
| [18:55.150] | I just want But you can' t. |
| [18:58.120] | But I just want |
| [19:10.060] | Are you gonna? |
| [19:11.330] | Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 91 1... |
| [19:15.300] | ... she' s having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it. |
| [19:18.900] | What about Andre? |
| [19:20.370] | He got a call from our cousin, Nathan. |
| [19:23.640] | Frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. |
| [19:35.150] | That was gonna be my opener. |
| [19:38.020] | Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? |
| [19:42.090] | I thought that was just a rumor. True story. |
| [19:49.030] | Look, I gotta tell you something. |
| [19:51.500] | I' m not 1 7. I said that so you' d think I was vulnerable. |
| [19:55.540] | I' m actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I' m your congressman. |
| [20:01.310] | This is ridiculous. We' re great together. |
| [20:04.210] | We can talk, make each other laugh, and the sex.... |
| [20:08.350] | I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. |
| [20:12.460] | lt was. Then what' s the problem? |
| [20:21.060] | It' s icky. |
| [20:23.330] | " lcky"? " lcky"? |
| [20:24.870] | You' re actually gonna throw this away because it' s " icky"? |
| [20:29.640] | This isn' t easy for me either. I wish things were different. |
| [20:36.780] | ... or we lived in biblical times... |
| [20:40.450] | ... I could really No, don' t say it. |
| [20:43.220] | Love you. |
| [20:48.860] | Are your hands still wet? Moist. |
| [20:51.460] | Let' s dry them again. |
| [20:59.240] | Or, like," Could these margaritas be any stronger?" |
| [21:04.880] | Hey, Chandler. |
| [21:06.310] | Hello, Mr. Bing. |
| [21:07.880] | Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. |
| [21:12.080] | Thanks. About the weekly numbers, I' m gonna need them on my desk by 9: 00. |
| [21:17.420] | Sure. No problem. |
| [21:22.360] | You have to give them something. |
| [21:24.660] | That was Gerston, Santos, and who' s the other guy? |
| [21:28.130] | Petrie. Petrie. Right, okay. |
| [21:30.270] | Well, some people are gonna be working... |
| [21:33.100] | ... this weekend. |
| [22:04.640] | Oh, that' s nice. |
| [22:12.040] | Ross. |
| [22:23.650] | I' m here. |
| [22:27.220] | You are? |
| [22:34.030] | We were just.... |
| [22:37.670] | What? |
| [22:41.910] | Great. Now I' m having a baby. What? |
| [22:46.580] | I' m having a baby. I' m having a |
| [22:50.010] | The phone, the phone. I don' t have the phone. |
| [22:57.120] | I' m hurt. |
| [23:02.890] | Let' s go. Come on, people. Woman in labor. |
| [23:06.230] | Look what I got going. Save it for the cab. |
| [23:10.400] | We' re going to a hospital. |
| [23:12.940] | I can' t look nice? There are doctors there. |
| [23:16.370] | Joey, get out of the fridge. All right. |
| [23:20.280] | What is that? For the ride. |
| [23:22.450] | Like in a cab Save it. |
| [23:24.350] | Hating this. Monica, come on. Let' s go. |
| [23:27.650] | Baby coming. |
| [23:28.850] | I can' t believe I' m gonna be an aunt. |
| [23:31.620] | I' ll have a nephew. That' s nice. Get out. |
| [23:38.560] | All right, I' m going. I' m going. |
| [23:48.040] | Here we go. Come on. |
| [00:02.910] | -闭嘴. -告诉我什么? |
| [00:05.320] | 你看你,连正眼看他都不肯 |
| [00:06.920] | 下回女人不看我时我有了新借口 |
| [00:11.090] | 好吧,好吧,昨晚我梦见 |
| [00:15.830] | 我和你 |
| [00:18.400] | 在这桌上** |
| [00:22.500] | 梦中得分 |
| [00:28.910] | 你怎会有这种梦? |
| [00:32.410] | 最重要的是 |
| [00:34.010] | 我棒吗? |
| [00:36.720] | 简直是棒极了 |
| [00:39.720] | 真有意思,在我梦中我力不从心 |
| [00:45.220] | 昨晚你在桌上表现神了 |
| [00:52.300] | 真高兴能与你们分享 |
| [00:58.600] | 你没事吧? |
| [00:59:000] | 我不敢相信你会在她梦中** |
| [01:03.710] | 抱歉,我只有一次 |
| [01:05.880] | 我醉得不醒人事,而且这是某人的潜意志 |
| [01:10.820] | 六人行 第1季 第22集 倒人胃口的约会 |
| [01:59.330] | 好呀,瑞秋 |
| [02:01.200] | 起来 |
| [02:05.270] | 给我,你们能想像操作钻床的我吗? |
| [02:15.780] | 不知道,你为何**作钻床? |
| [02:18.650] | 只是暂时的工作,直到我找回部份的按摩客户 |
| [02:22.820] | 又是海盗? |
| [02:25.060] | 没那回事 |
| [02:27.730] | 我是个大笨蛋 |
| [02:30.130] | 我教他们“自己在家动手作按摩” 结果他们就在家里作 |
| [02:36.100] | 嗨,钱德,她可以为你工作 |
| [02:39.100] | 谢了,乔伊,这是个好主意 |
| [02:41.910] | 我可以,是什么工作? |
| [02:45.010] | 我秘书这几周无法来上班 她去动消乳手术 |
| [02:50.480] | 一言难尽的波霸故事 |
| [02:53.320] | -我可以当个秘书 -我不知你是否是这块料 |
| [02:58.000] | -因为这份工作得要表现“正常”? -白天要尽量正常 |
| [03:03.290] | 我能办到 |
| [03:06.560] | -那是什么? -我的新BP机 |
| [03:08.930] | 古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛? |
| [03:11.640] | 恐龙紧急事件?救命啊, 快来,他们还是绝种了 |
| [03:17.240] | 不,是为卡萝生产买的 |
| [03:25.420] | 这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字 |
| [03:29.090] | -各位回头见了 -去见伊森小子? |
| [03:32.220] | 谢谢 |
| [03:34.490] | 伊森到底有多小?很小? |
| [03:38.100] | 年纪和我们差不多 |
| [03:40.570] | 当我们还是… |
| [03:45.900] | -他是大学四年级学生. -大学? |
| [03:49.670] | 这就是起源 |
| [03:52.580] | 他聪明,稳重和成熟 |
| [03:56.410] | 稳重和成熟,他是个大男孩 |
| [04:01.690] | 这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪? |
| [04:04.860] | 当然不在乎 |
| [04:08.260] | 因为我告诉他我22岁 |
| [04:10.130] | -你什么? -什么? |
| [04:11.630] | -我不像22岁? -25,26还说得过去 |
| [04:15.430] | -我今年26. -那就对啦 |
| [04:30.920] | 听见没? |
| [04:36.550] | 拿起电话后就会停 |
| [04:41.460] | -我来. -好吧 |
| [04:45.500] | 宾先生办公室 |
| [04:49.800] | -抱歉,他正在开会. -我没在开会我在… |
| [04:54.070] | 他知道这件事吗? |
| [04:58.810] | 好,我会转告他的,再见 |
| [05:05.080] | 罗斯打来问候的 |
| [05:07.620] | 真好玩.现在做什么? |
| [05:10.460] | 现在我得开始工作了 |
| [05:13.520] | “没错”(Magicball显示) |
| [05:19.200] | 我出去一下 |
| [05:21.630] | 好的,拜拜 |
| [05:23.770] | 拜拜 |
| [05:30.880] | 你在干嘛? |
| [05:40.550] | 皮带太紧,我得去换一条 |
| [05:43.090] | 鱼翻过了没? 没,因为我做的是千层面 |
| [05:47.790] | -我是否已走火人魔? -一点点 |
| [05:51.660] | 我不懂.你们从他期中考… |
| [05:55.630] | …开始约会 |
| [05:58.240] | 为什么,突然间你… |
| [06:04.810] | -我怎么了? -就在今夜? |
| [06:11.020] | 我不知道,他是个好男孩 |
| [06:14.190] | 我喜欢和他在一起,但是,很难说 |
| [06:17.860] | 事情会发生就是会发生,这种事无法事先计划好 |
| [06:23.130] | -腿毛刮了没? -刮了 |
| [06:29.930] | 罗斯,你就别再折磨自己了 这只是一场梦 |
| [06:33.140] | 不代表… |
| [06:36.710] | 时候到了,宝宝要出世了 |
| [06:39.240] | 放轻松…冷静点 |
| [06:47.590] | 不,安德烈不在这儿,今天已是第三次了 |
| [06:52.560] | 对,我确定 |
| [06:55.330] | 没错,我不做那种服务 |
| [06:58.930] | 服务? |
| [07:00.670] | 哦,服务? |
| [07:02.570] | 对,你要打的是55-JUMB0 |
| [07:09.640] | 没错 |
| [07:11.310] | 没错,有U的JUMB0 |
| [07:14.580] | 不,先生,相信我你不会想要我的 |
| [07:16.350] | 从他的号码看来,你看到我会大失所望 |
| [07:20.790] | 好吧,再见了 |
| [07:26.690] | 第一天上班如何? |
| [07:28.760] | 太棒了,每个人都很棒 |
| [07:32.300] | 瞧,认识穿我鞋子的人是有代价的 |
| [07:36.330] | 我 |
| [07:39.270] | -不,我没告诉任何人我认识你. -为什么? |
| [07:44.710] | 他们并不喜欢你 |
| [07:50.010] | -什么? -我以为你早知道 |
| [07:55.150] | -谁不喜欢我? -每个人 |
| [07:58.460] | 除了… |
| [08:00.360] | 不,每个人 |
| [08:04.700] | -你说什么? -别难过 |
| [08:10.400] | 自从你升职后,他们感觉你是上司 |
| [08:15.410] | 大人物,大老板 |
| [08:19.640] | -我简直无法相信. -他们甚至还模仿你 |
| [08:24.650] | 模仿我? |
| [08:26.850] | 对,比如这样 |
| [08:29.320] | 报告要“何时”才能交来? |
| [08:37.360] | -我没有那样. -你有的 |
| [08:45.300] | 音乐 |
| [08:52.640] | 我的烤饼,“我”的烤饼! |
| [08:57.780] | 我没那样说话,这“不”是真的 |
| [09:03.320] | 不是这样,不是这样 |
| [09:05.560] | 这不…闭嘴 |
| [09:11.330] | -不会吧. -告诉你,我到九岁时 |
| [09:14.230] | 还以为枪口就是犯罪现场 |
| [09:17.900] | -怎么会. -新闻老是报导犯罪事件 |
| [09:21.140] | 某人在枪口下 |
| [09:23.940] | 惊慌的观光客在枪口下 |
| [09:26.740] | 惊慌的观光客在枪口下 |
| [09:35.590] | 我该走了 |
| [09:46.600] | -除非. -什么? |
| [09:49.800] | 除非你要在这儿过夜 |
| [09:52.170] | 我反正要在这里过夜…不如 |
| [09:56.640] | 我也很想 |
| [10:06.050] | 在我们考虑留宿的事宜之前 |
| [10:10.560] | 我有些事情必须告诉你 |
| [10:13.220] | 这个就像,明天一早有课? |
| [10:16.730] | 还是你与山羊秘密结婚了 |
| [10:19.900] | 在这两者之间 |
| [10:23.700] | 就严格的技术上而言,当然,我还没 |
| [10:28.140] | 我是说,我还没有 |
| [10:31.210] | 伊森 |
| [10:33.180] | 你是个处男? |
| [10:34.880] | 如果你们这些孩子,现在这样称呼的话 |
| [10:39.250] | 对,我是个处男 |
| [10:43.420] | 我是说,你确实是个很会接吻的家伙,我没想到 |
| [10:48.330] | 我在每一个级别都是是优秀,我只是 |
| [10:55.200] | 我一直在等待梦中情人出现 |
| [10:59.340] | 我一直在等待适合的人 |
| [11:04.110] | -真的? -真的 |
| [11:07.750] | 你知道我是在指你吧? |
| [11:19.190] | 喔 |
| [11:21.760] | 你一直喔个不停 |
| [11:23.860] | 书报杂志,电影上不断出现 |
| [11:27.530] | 甚至在家里练习 |
| [11:31.540] | 这感觉实在没得比 |
| [11:36.810] | 听着 |
| [11:40.610] | 你说你有些困扰 |
| [11:45.080] | 如果你能坦白,我想我也能 |
| [11:55.000] | 不,那件事你没做错 |
| [12:00.630] | 我说了 |
| [12:03.470] | 我不是22岁 |
| [12:09.610] | 我是25岁,又13个月 |
| [12:17.750] | 年龄根本就不是距离, 而且,我完全被你迷倒了 |
| [12:22.890] | 我们第一次接吻就知道了,你没有提到“Tic Tac” |
| [12:28.030] | 我只是觉得你有一种自然的薄荷香 |
| [12:34.630] | 听着 |
| [12:36.600] | 在你坦承之际 |
| [12:40.770] | 我也有话要说 |
| [12:43.610] | 我比你所知的年纪还小 |
| [12:48.110] | -你不是四年级? -我是四年级 |
| [12:55.720] | 高中 |
| [13:08.500] | 我们错了 |
| [13:10.570] | 我竟和一个在建国两百年国庆 都还没出生的男人** |
| [13:18.310] | 我刚**了 |
| [13:22.680] | 伊森,注意听,你为何不早告诉我 |
| [13:26.220] | -你也没告诉我你实际的年龄. -那不一样 |
| [13:29.050] | 我的谎言不会使我们成为罪犯 |
| [13:33.890] | -你到底在想什么? -我只是忙于 |
| [13:37.230] | -不要说. -爱上你 |
| [13:45.070] | 好吧,从里面出来吧 |
| [13:46.800] | 走吧,你不该来这儿的,你该在学校过夜的 |
| [13:52.240] | 天啊 |
| [13:54.310] | 我就像是那种… |
| [13:56.810] | 专门勾引小帅哥的女人 |
| [14:02.420] | 我成了琼考琳丝 |
| [14:07.590] | 谁? |
| [14:17.170] | 好,安德烈再45分钟就会到 |
| [14:23.510] | 是的,长官,和服很特别 |
| [14:28.110] | 好吧,再见 |
| [14:32.450] | 这样省事多了 |
| [14:36.250] | -快,你已告诉我昨晚的梦 -不,死了这条心的 |
| [14:40.620] | 为什么?难道是梦中的我对你过于粗鲁 |
| [14:46.760] | 好吧 |
| [14:53.640] | 乔伊也在场 |
| [14:57.270] | 好的 |
| [15:05.250] | 还有其他人吗? |
| [15:09.220] | 真的?没有… |
| [15:11.420] | …蠢蠢欲动的家伙? |
| [15:16.060] | 没有,只有我们三个 |
| [15:20.730] | 是你跟钱德之后 |
| [15:22.730] | 再跟我,还是我们三个同时? |
| [15:27.500] | -你知道吗? -什么? |
| [15:30.470] | 有几次… |
| [15:32.580] | …甚至没有我 |
| [15:44.420] | 真好,伙计们 |
| [15:53.530] | 摩尼卡,伊森又来电了 |
| [16:02.640] | -什么? -伊森又来电了 |
| [16:06.440] | -你不想再见到他了? -不想 |
| [16:09.780] | 对,有些事是无法勉强的 |
| [16:12.380] | 这跟他需要假条才能离开学校无关? |
| [16:20.620] | 我什么都没说,我发誓 |
| [16:23.930] | -他只是顺路过来. -下回见到他时 |
| [16:33.140] | 我的生活简直是太多采多姿了 可以换个话题吗? |
| [16:37.140] | 对不起 |
| [16:39.010] | **时间到了 |
| [16:40.640] | -暴龙! -剑龙! |
| [16:47.890] | 我得走了 |
| [16:49.590] | 哇哦,脑充血 |
| [16:53.090] | 再一回我就得走了 |
| [16:56.030] | 酷 |
| [17:00.900] | 你要上哪儿去? |
| [17:02.770] | 我要和同事去参加生日会 |
| [17:05.600] | 同事?没人跟我说? |
| [17:09.540] | 我知道,他们中的一部分… |
| [17:12.040] | …不希望你大驾光临 |
| [17:16.650] | 一个月前他们是我朋友 |
| [17:19.920] | 当上主管并不代表我会变 |
| [17:23.250] | 那么说你今晚该来,和他们多相处 让他们知道你还是个大好人 |
| [17:28.290] | -你真的认为我该去? -对,你该去 |
| [17:32.560] | 我们能不一起去吗 |
| [17:35.900] | 我不想成为邀请上司的家伙 |
| [17:43.410] | -嗨,你怎么样? -是的 |
| [17:46.240] | -这对他来说也并不容易. -我知道 |
| [17:51.080] | 也许他需要一些时间来度过这个 |
| [17:55.420] | 但是,四点闪电侠就要开始了 |
| [18:06.000] | 更深点,深点,深点 |
| [18:10.770] | 对不起,雪莉 |
| [18:14.870] | 看到没有,很开心? |
| [18:18.310] | 昨晚真是太棒了 |
| [18:20.040] | 卡拉0K,我和崔西合唱了首“乌木与象牙” |
| [18:27.480] | -什么? -你现在成了“管家婆”上司 |
| [18:30.450] | “我要你”上司 |
| [18:32.190] | “称兄道弟”上司 |
| [18:36.290] | 我更迷糊了 |
| [18:38.800] | 钱德,你得面对现实 |
| [18:42.770] | 你像个坐在大办室里的人一样 |
| [18:45.440] | 有权录取他们,也有权开除他们 |
| [18:48.540] | -他们说你是个好上司. -是吗? |
| [18:52.440] | 但是他们不再是你的朋友 |
| [18:55.150] | -我只是想. -你不能 |
| [18:58.120] | 我只是想 |
| [19:10.060] | 不是要去… |
| [19:11.330] | 卡萝和我有了新系统,如果打911 |
| [19:15.300] | 就代表她将生产,否则我就根本不理会 |
| [19:18.900] | 安德烈呢? |
| [19:20.370] | 早上他接到我表弟纳森的电话 |
| [19:23.640] | 老实说我知道太多内幕了 |
| [19:35.150] | 那也是我的开场白 |
| [19:38.020] | 你们看过浴室里的新吹风机没? |
| [19:42.090] | -我以为那只是谣传.-千真万确 |
| [19:49.030] | 我得和你谈谈 |
| [19:51.500] | 我不是17岁,我这样说 你才会认为我可爱惹人怜 |
| [19:55.540] | 其实我今年30,我有老婆和工作,我是国会议员 |
| [20:01.310] | 摩妮卡,这太荒谬了,我们在一起很开心 |
| [20:04.210] | 我们聊天说笑** |
| [20:08.350] | 我虽然经验不多,但一切是那么美 |
| [20:12.460] | -的确是. -那么问题出在哪儿? |
| [20:21.060] | 经不起考验的 |
| [20:23.330] | 经不起考验? |
| [20:24.870] | 因为如此你就想放弃? |
| [20:29.640] | 我是不得已的,我希望情形不是这样 |
| [20:36.780] | 或是我们生活在圣经时代 |
| [20:40.450] | -我就可以… -不要说 |
| [20:43.220] | 爱你 |
| [20:48.860] | -你的手还没干? -还是湿的 |
| [20:51.460] | 那就再去烘一次 |
| [20:59.240] | 这些萄葡酒能再烈一点吗? |
| [21:04.880] | 钱德 |
| [21:06.310] | 宾先生 |
| [21:07.880] | 我爱你昨晚的史提夫汪达 |
| [21:12.080] | 谢谢.有关周数字的事 九点“之”前请送到我办公室来 |
| [21:17.420] | -好的. -没问题 |
| [21:22.360] | 总得给他们些话题嘛 |
| [21:24.660] | 刚刚是格斯顿,山托斯 留胡子的那个叫什么? |
| [21:28.130] | -派崔. -派崔,对 |
| [21:30.270] | 这周末有得有人 |
| [21:33.100] | …加班了 |
| [22:04.640] | 真好 |
| [22:12.040] | 罗斯 |
| [22:23.650] | 我在这里 |
| [22:27.220] | 你在? |
| [22:34.030] | 我们在t... |
| [22:37.670] | 什么? |
| [22:41.910] | -这下可好,我有宝宝了 -什么? |
| [22:46.580] | 我有宝宝了.我有一个 |
| [22:50.010] | -电话,电话 -电话在哪儿? |
| [22:57.120] | 我受伤了 |
| [23:02.890] | 摩妮卡,快走各位快点,她要生了 |
| [23:06.230] | -罗斯,看这是什么 -留着付计程车吧 |
| [23:10.400] | 你在干什么?我们要去医院 |
| [23:12.940] | 我不能漂亮一点吗?那儿或许有医生 |
| [23:16.370] | -乔,别翻冰箱了 -好吧 |
| [23:20.280] | -那是干嘛的? -路上吃的 |
| [23:22.450] | -比如坐车的时候 -留着吧 |
| [23:24.350] | -真讨厌 -摩妮卡,快 |
| [23:27.650] | 宝宝就要出世了 |
| [23:28.850] | 我真不敢相信,我快当姑姑了 |
| [23:31.620] | -我快有侄子了 -真感人,走吧 |
| [23:38.560] | 好的,我来啦,我来啦 |
| [23:48.040] | 走吧,赶紧 |
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