| 歌曲 | Friends S01E21 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第一季） |
| [00:01.-1] | Mother,just once, can we go to lunch... |
| [00:09.-4] | Or who I'm dating. |
| [01:39.-1] | Still,it's just such reckless spending. |
| [05:05.-1] | Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. “ |
| [15:02.-4] | Hey,how about Joey Heatherton? |
| [18:10.-2] | I'm not just the person who fluffs the pillows... |
| [18:16.-2] | You know,when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that. |
| [00:03.88] | ...and not talk about what I'm wearing or where my career is going? |
| [00:11.89] | -Ready for the check? -God,yes. - |
| [00:14.09] | -I'll take it. -No,darling. |
| [00:16.13] | I said I'll take it. Here,take it. Go. Run. |
| [00:22.43] | Very sweet. |
| [00:23.90] | -And on what they pay you -Career. - |
| [00:27.67] | You don't have to worry about me. I'm doing fine. |
| [00:31.44] | I'm afraid this has been denied. |
| [00:34.25] | That's impossible. |
| [00:36.01] | That's all right,dear. Here you go. |
| [00:41.65] | The One With The Fake Monica |
| [01:29.93] | How'd someone get your card number? |
| [01:32.44] | No idea. Look how much they spent. |
| [01:35.01] | You only have to pay for the stuff you bought. |
| [01:41.91] | When somebody steals... |
| [01:44.08] | ...they've already thrown caution to the wind. |
| [01:49.02] | Wow,what a geek. They spent $69. 95 on a Wonder Mop. |
| [01:55.49] | That's me. |
| [01:59.83] | You see,when I say geek,I mean |
| [02:03.07] | The hell with it,you bought a $70 mop,you're a geek. |
| [02:08.04] | Oh,yuck. Ross,he's doing it again. |
| [02:12.31] | Marcel,stop humping the lamp. |
| [02:14.61] | Stop humping. Now,Marcel,come Come here,Marcel. |
| [02:18.48] | Oh,no. Not in my room. I'll get him. |
| [02:21.49] | You've got to do something about that. |
| [02:24.19] | What? It's just a phase. |
| [02:26.69] | Well,that's what we said about Joey. |
| [02:31.10] | You'd think you would be more understanding. |
| [02:34.33] | I know. But we're not. |
| [02:36.73] | Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal. |
| [02:40.04] | -Marcel,stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. -What? |
| [02:44.31] | Let's say my Curious George is no longer curious. |
| [02:56.19] | You are not still going over that thing. |
| [02:59.26] | -This woman's living my life. -What? - |
| [03:02.66] | She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. |
| [03:06.76] | Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. |
| [03:11.70] | She shops where I'm afraid of the salespeople. |
| [03:15.47] | -She spent $300 on art supplies. -You're not an artist. - |
| [03:19.48] | I might be if I had the supplies. |
| [03:23.45] | I mean,I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. |
| [03:28.05] | Oh,Monica,come on. You do cool things. |
| [03:30.72] | Really? Let's compare,shall we? |
| [03:33.22] | Oh,it's so late for "shall we." |
| [03:37.23] | Do I horseback ride in the park? |
| [03:39.63] | -Do I take classes at the New School? -No. - |
| [03:44.44] | She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. |
| [03:57.65] | -How about Joey Paponi? -No,still too ethnic. - |
| [04:02.00] | -My agent wants a more neutral name. -Joey Switzerland? - |
| [04:11.33] | Plus,I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm this big: |
| [04:17.24] | Which I'm not. |
| [04:20.94] | Joe,Joe,Joe Stalin? |
| [04:26.08] | Stalin. |
| [04:28.51] | Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. |
| [04:31.28] | Well,it does not ring a bell with me. |
| [04:34.92] | But you're more plugged into that show business thing. |
| [04:38.72] | Joe Stalin. |
| [04:44.06] | You know,that's pretty good. |
| [04:46.56] | You might wanna try Joseph. |
| [04:55.04] | Joseph Stalin. |
| [04:58.08] | -I think you'd remember that. -Yes. - |
| [05:02.11] | Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. “ |
| [05:21.67] | Hi. Yes,this is Monica Geller. |
| [05:24.47] | I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. |
| [05:30.11] | I've had a recent head injury and certain numbers |
| [05:34.35] | Barbecue. Oh,did l? See,there you go. |
| [05:41.19] | -What are you doing? -All right,great. - |
| [05:44.46] | Great. Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class. |
| [05:48.59] | To dance with the woman that stole your card? |
| [05:51.93] | To see what she looks like. |
| [05:53.90] | I'm sure her picture's up at the post office. |
| [05:56.77] | I should get to see who she is. |
| [05:59.50] | You're kind of losing it here. This is becoming a weird obsession. |
| [06:04.68] | This is madness,I tell you. |
| [06:07.08] | For the love of God,Monica, don't do it. |
| [06:12.82] | Thank you. |
| [06:22.00] | -What do you think? -Lots of things. - |
| [06:26.76] | -Which one is she? -May I help you? - |
| [06:29.30] | No,thanks. We're just here to observe. |
| [06:32.34] | You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. |
| [06:36.44] | Spare shoes are over there. |
| [06:41.05] | What does she mean? |
| [06:42.48] | I think she means "You dance a dance class." |
| [06:46.42] | -Come on,come on,come on. -Really? |
| [06:50.42] | Do you see anybody you think could be me? |
| [06:53.26] | Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class. |
| [06:58.16] | -Let's not have that happen again. -She could be you. - |
| [07:07.21] | Let's get started. |
| [07:09.17] | Five,six. Five,six,seven,eight. |
| [07:17.68] | -Okay,I'm not getting this. -I'm totally getting it. - |
| [07:27.00] | Do you ever feel like you're so uncoordinated? |
| [07:38.64] | What? You click when they click. |
| [07:42.61] | All right,everyone grab a partner. |
| [07:46.94] | All right. And my dead mother said you are it. I'm with Rachel. |
| [07:52.45] | Great,it's gym class all over again. |
| [07:57.29] | You can come up to the front and dance with me. |
| [08:01.93] | Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? |
| [08:10.67] | It's okay,it's okay. I'm here, I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late. |
| [08:15.47] | Okay,here I am. So who's the new tense girl? |
| [08:19.91] | -She's your partner. -Hi,I'm Monica. - |
| [08:24.88] | Oh,Monica. |
| [08:28.72] | Hi,I'm Mon |
| [08:30.46] | -Nana. -Monana. -… |
| [08:34.79] | -It's Dutch. -You're kidding. - |
| [08:36.93] | I spent three years in Amsterdam. |
| [08:43.10] | Pennsylvania Dutch. |
| [08:46.64] | And we're dancing. Five,six,seven,eight. |
| [08:58.08] | Hi. |
| [09:01.39] | -Hey. Where have you been? -I just got back from the vet. - |
| [09:06.42] | She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone? |
| [09:13.10] | She says Marcel's humping is not a phase. |
| [09:16.37] | Apparently,he's reached sexual maturity. |
| [09:20.47] | Hey,he beat you. |
| [09:26.28] | She says,as time goes on, he's gonna start getting violent. |
| [09:31.75] | So,what does this mean? |
| [09:35.35] | I have to give him up. |
| [09:51.50] | I can't believe it. This sucks. |
| [09:54.64] | You just got him. How could he be an adult already? |
| [09:58.34] | I know. One day he's this little thing... |
| [10:01.68] | ...and then he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. |
| [10:08.75] | Isn't there any way to keep him? |
| [10:11.39] | No. The vet said unless he's in a place... |
| [10:14.53] | ...where he has regular access... … |
| [10:17.76] | ...to some monkey loving... … |
| [10:20.93] | ... he's just gonna get vicious. … |
| [10:23.30] | I just gotta get him into a zoo. |
| [10:27.87] | -How do you get a monkey into a zoo? -I know. - |
| [10:35.11] | No,that's popes into a Vokswagen. |
| [10:39.78] | We're applying to a lot. Our first choice would be a big state zoo. |
| [10:44.86] | You know,like San Diego. Right? |
| [10:49.59] | But that may just be a pipe dream. He's out-of-state. |
| [10:55.90] | My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility. |
| [11:00.47] | But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo. |
| [11:10.58] | We found the girl. |
| [11:12.42] | -Did you call the cops? -We took her to lunch. - |
| [11:15.55] | Oh,your own brand of vigilante justice. |
| [11:19.56] | Are you insane? This woman stole from you. |
| [11:22.93] | She stole. She's a stealer. |
| [11:26.33] | After you're with this woman for 10 minutes,you forget that. |
| [11:31.34] | I mean,she's this astounding person with this amazing spirit. |
| [11:36.27] | Which she probably stole from some cheerleader. |
| [11:41.85] | -Take off their hats. -Popes in a Vokswagen. - |
| [11:47.59] | I love that joke. |
| [11:53.06] | -No way. No way did you do this. -Monana was very brave. - |
| [11:58.63] | We told them we were the Gundersons in room 61 5... |
| [12:02.90] | ...only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire floor. |
| [12:07.24] | When they saw that we're short and have breasts.... |
| [12:11.38] | They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel. Me. |
| [12:15.78] | Go,Monana. |
| [12:19.22] | You ladies are not the only ones living the dream. |
| [12:23.09] | I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. |
| [12:30.06] | Oh,by the way... |
| [12:31.56] | ...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show. |
| [12:36.27] | -Excuse me? -There's an open call for Cats. |
| [12:39.34] | I'm thinking we sing "Memories"... |
| [12:42.31] | ...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? |
| [12:46.81] | No,no,no. Remember who you're dealing with here. |
| [12:51.32] | I can't even stand in front of a tap class. |
| [12:54.75] | That's because of your Amish background. |
| [12:59.22] | -What? -You're Pennsylvania Dutch,right? - |
| [13:02.16] | Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned. |
| [13:08.63] | I was just like you. And then,one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. |
| [13:14.77] | Did you ever see Dead Poets Society? |
| [13:17.48] | I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. |
| [13:23.08] | That thing at the end where the kid... |
| [13:25.92] | ...kills himself because he can't be in the play? … |
| [13:30.12] | It's like,"Kid,wait a year. Leave home,do some community theater." |
| [13:37.13] | I thought,"That's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back." |
| [13:43.57] | That scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. |
| [13:48.27] | Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire. |
| [13:59.45] | Oh,God. |
| [14:02.59] | We didn't get into Scranton. |
| [14:06.92] | That was,like,our safety zoo. |
| [14:10.66] | They take,like,dogs and cows. |
| [14:16.17] | See,I don't know who this is harder on,me or him. |
| [14:21.64] | I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it. |
| [14:26.94] | Marcel. Marcel. Marcel,no. |
| [14:31.68] | Good boy. See? How can nobody want him? |
| [14:35.79] | Somebody will. |
| [14:40.62] | You know,there already is a Joseph Stalin. |
| [14:48.53] | You're kidding. |
| [14:51.10] | Apparently,he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people. |
| [14:57.17] | -You'd think you would've known that. -You'd think I would've. - |
| [15:06.15] | Come on,I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey. |
| [15:13.62] | What do you think a good stage name for me would be? |
| [15:19.53] | Flame Boy. |
| [15:28.51] | Where exactly is your zoo? |
| [15:30.44] | Well,it's technically not a zoo,per se. |
| [15:33.34] | It's more of an interactive wildlife experience. |
| [15:37.65] | Let me ask you some questions about Marcel. |
| [15:41.85] | -Does he fight with other animals? -No,no. He's very docile. - |
| [15:47.59] | Even if he were cornered? |
| [15:53.16] | Well,I don't know. Why? |
| [15:55.77] | How is he at handling small objects? |
| [16:00.04] | He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean. |
| [16:04.07] | What about a hammer or a small blade? |
| [16:10.45] | Why would he need a blade? |
| [16:13.52] | If he's up against an animal with horns... |
| [16:16.59] | ...you got to give him something. |
| [16:19.12] | Otherwise,it's just cruel. |
| [16:24.19] | -He got into San Diego. -What? - |
| [16:27.73] | We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing.... |
| [16:31.40] | He's in. |
| [16:32.64] | Did you hear that,Marcel? San Diego. San Diego. |
| [16:38.18] | You're making a mistake. San Diego's good... |
| [16:41.38] | ... but I'll start him off against a blind rabbit... |
| [16:45.08] | ...and give you 20% of the gate. |
| [17:08.31] | Where have you been? |
| [17:09.84] | Monica and I just crashed an embassy party. |
| [17:14.04] | I think I kissed an archbishop. |
| [17:18.38] | But,of course, it could've been a chef. |
| [17:23.05] | -Are you drunk? -No. - |
| [17:31.16] | -I'm lying. I am so drunk. -Oh,God. - |
| [17:36.60] | You know what? You could've called. |
| [17:39.20] | I've been worried Monica. |
| [17:48.05] | Water rules. |
| [17:53.18] | Yes. Yes,it does. |
| [17:55.35] | The restaurant called. They wanna know if you're showing up for work. |
| [17:59.89] | Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today. |
| [18:04.09] | You're gonna lose your job. This is not you. |
| [18:08.17] | No,it is me. |
| [18:13.54] | ...and pays the bills right away. |
| [18:23.71] | I'm Monana. |
| [18:31.72] | Hello? Yes,she is. Hold on a second please. |
| [18:36.33] | Monana,it's for you. The credit card people. |
| [18:41.77] | Hello. |
| [18:45.37] | Yes? |
| [18:48.04] | Oh,my God. |
| [18:50.91] | -Thanks. -What? |
| [18:55.21] | They've arrested Monica. |
| [19:08.23] | -Hi. -Hi. |
| [19:10.63] | How are you? |
| [19:12.46] | Not too bad. Fortunately,blue's my color. |
| [19:16.47] | How did you know I was here? |
| [19:19.84] | Because I'm Monica Geller. |
| [19:25.11] | It was my credit card you were using. |
| [19:28.01] | That I was not expecting. |
| [19:30.48] | I want you to know, I didn't turn you in. |
| [19:35.22] | -Thanks. -No,thank you. - |
| [19:38.26] | You have given me so much. |
| [19:40.69] | I'd never have gotten to sing... |
| [19:43.13] | ... "Memories" at the Winter Garden Theater. … |
| [19:46.00] | Actually,you only got to sing "Memo" |
| [19:50.50] | I can't believe you're here. What will I do without you? |
| [19:54.64] | Who's gonna crash parties with me? |
| [19:57.31] | Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? |
| [20:00.34] | I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women... |
| [20:04.75] | ...and you're worried about who'll take you to the circus? |
| [20:10.25] | Well,not worried, you know,just wondering. |
| [20:14.12] | There's nothing to wonder about. |
| [20:16.83] | You'll go back to being who you were. That's who you are. |
| [20:21.10] | -Not necessarily. -Yes,necessarily. - |
| [20:23.70] | I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing. |
| [20:30.71] | -I'm not actually Amish. -Really? Then why are you like that? - |
| [20:51.70] | -You,by the door,in or out? -ln. - |
| [21:01.81] | -You're getting it all wrong. -But at least I'm doing it. - |
| [21:20.66] | This is the final boarding call for Flight 67... |
| [21:24.73] | ... to San Diego at gate 42A. |
| [21:27.16] | Okay,goodbye,little monkey guy. All right,I wrote you this poem. |
| [21:33.07] | Okay,but don't eat it till you get on the plane. |
| [21:36.41] | Thank you,Aunt Phoebe. |
| [21:42.38] | Okay,bye,champ. |
| [21:44.88] | There'll be a lot of babes in San Diego... |
| [21:48.00] | ... but remember, there's also a lot to learn. |
| [21:57.36] | I don't know what to say,Ross. It's a monkey. |
| [22:01.06] | Just say what you feel,Joey. |
| [22:05.54] | -Marcel,I'm hungry. -That was good. - |
| [22:12.31] | Marcel,this is for you. |
| [22:15.01] | It's just,you know,something... |
| [22:19.68] | ...to do on the plane. |
| [22:24.12] | If you don't mind, I'd like a moment alone. |
| [22:27.59] | -Oh,sure. Absolutely. -Go ahead. |
| [22:35.53] | Marcel,come here. Come here. Come here. |
| [22:40.24] | Well,buddy... |
| [22:43.94] | ...this is it. |
| [22:45.81] | Just a couple of things I wanted to say. |
| [22:50.11] | I'm really gonna miss you. |
| [22:53.05] | You know,I'm never gonna forget about you. |
| [22:56.09] | You've been more than just a pet to me. |
| [23:01.19] | You've been more like a Okay. Marcel. |
| [23:05.50] | Would you leave my leg alone? |
| [23:08.03] | Would you stop humping me for two seconds? |
| [23:11.34] | Okay,would you just take him away? Just take him. |
| [23:37.56] | Oh,that I were a glove upon that hand... |
| [23:41.53] | ...that I might touch thy cheek. |
| [23:45.17] | -That's fine. Thank you. -Next. |
| [23:53.74] | I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. |
| [23:56.65] | -Name? -Holden McGroin. - |
| [00:01.-1] | Mother, just once, can we go to lunch... |
| [00:09.-4] | Or who I' m dating. |
| [01:39.-1] | Still, it' s just such reckless spending. |
| [05:05.-1] | Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. " |
| [15:02.-4] | Hey, how about Joey Heatherton? |
| [18:10.-2] | I' m not just the person who fluffs the pillows... |
| [18:16.-2] | You know, when I' m with her, I' m so much more than that. |
| [00:03.88] | ... and not talk about what I' m wearing or where my career is going? |
| [00:11.89] | Ready for the check? God, yes. |
| [00:14.09] | I' ll take it. No, darling. |
| [00:16.13] | I said I' ll take it. Here, take it. Go. Run. |
| [00:22.43] | Very sweet. |
| [00:23.90] | And on what they pay you Career. |
| [00:27.67] | You don' t have to worry about me. I' m doing fine. |
| [00:31.44] | I' m afraid this has been denied. |
| [00:34.25] | That' s impossible. |
| [00:36.01] | That' s all right, dear. Here you go. |
| [00:41.65] | The One With The Fake Monica |
| [01:29.93] | How' d someone get your card number? |
| [01:32.44] | No idea. Look how much they spent. |
| [01:35.01] | You only have to pay for the stuff you bought. |
| [01:41.91] | When somebody steals... |
| [01:44.08] | ... they' ve already thrown caution to the wind. |
| [01:49.02] | Wow, what a geek. They spent 69. 95 on a Wonder Mop. |
| [01:55.49] | That' s me. |
| [01:59.83] | You see, when I say geek, I mean |
| [02:03.07] | The hell with it, you bought a 70 mop, you' re a geek. |
| [02:08.04] | Oh, yuck. Ross, he' s doing it again. |
| [02:12.31] | Marcel, stop humping the lamp. |
| [02:14.61] | Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come Come here, Marcel. |
| [02:18.48] | Oh, no. Not in my room. I' ll get him. |
| [02:21.49] | You' ve got to do something about that. |
| [02:24.19] | What? It' s just a phase. |
| [02:26.69] | Well, that' s what we said about Joey. |
| [02:31.10] | You' d think you would be more understanding. |
| [02:34.33] | I know. But we' re not. |
| [02:36.73] | Would you all relax? It' s not that big a deal. |
| [02:40.04] | Marcel, stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. What? |
| [02:44.31] | Let' s say my Curious George is no longer curious. |
| [02:56.19] | You are not still going over that thing. |
| [02:59.26] | This woman' s living my life. What? |
| [03:02.66] | She' s living my life, and she' s doing it better than me. |
| [03:06.76] | Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. |
| [03:11.70] | She shops where I' m afraid of the salespeople. |
| [03:15.47] | She spent 300 on art supplies. You' re not an artist. |
| [03:19.48] | I might be if I had the supplies. |
| [03:23.45] | I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don' t. |
| [03:28.05] | Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things. |
| [03:30.72] | Really? Let' s compare, shall we? |
| [03:33.22] | Oh, it' s so late for " shall we." |
| [03:37.23] | Do I horseback ride in the park? |
| [03:39.63] | Do I take classes at the New School? No. |
| [03:44.44] | She' s got everything I want, and she doesn' t have my mother. |
| [03:57.65] | How about Joey Paponi? No, still too ethnic. |
| [04:02.00] | My agent wants a more neutral name. Joey Switzerland? |
| [04:11.33] | Plus, I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I' m this big: |
| [04:17.24] | Which I' m not. |
| [04:20.94] | Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin? |
| [04:26.08] | Stalin. |
| [04:28.51] | Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. |
| [04:31.28] | Well, it does not ring a bell with me. |
| [04:34.92] | But you' re more plugged into that show business thing. |
| [04:38.72] | Joe Stalin. |
| [04:44.06] | You know, that' s pretty good. |
| [04:46.56] | You might wanna try Joseph. |
| [04:55.04] | Joseph Stalin. |
| [04:58.08] | I think you' d remember that. Yes. |
| [05:02.11] | Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. " |
| [05:21.67] | Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller. |
| [05:24.47] | I' m taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. |
| [05:30.11] | I' ve had a recent head injury and certain numbers |
| [05:34.35] | Barbecue. Oh, did l? See, there you go. |
| [05:41.19] | What are you doing? All right, great. |
| [05:44.46] | Great. Thanks a lot. I' m going to tap class. |
| [05:48.59] | To dance with the woman that stole your card? |
| [05:51.93] | To see what she looks like. |
| [05:53.90] | I' m sure her picture' s up at the post office. |
| [05:56.77] | I should get to see who she is. |
| [05:59.50] | You' re kind of losing it here. This is becoming a weird obsession. |
| [06:04.68] | This is madness, I tell you. |
| [06:07.08] | For the love of God, Monica, don' t do it. |
| [06:12.82] | Thank you. |
| [06:22.00] | What do you think? Lots of things. |
| [06:26.76] | Which one is she? May I help you? |
| [06:29.30] | No, thanks. We' re just here to observe. |
| [06:32.34] | You don' t observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. |
| [06:36.44] | Spare shoes are over there. |
| [06:41.05] | What does she mean? |
| [06:42.48] | I think she means " You dance a dance class." |
| [06:46.42] | Come on, come on, come on. Really? |
| [06:50.42] | Do you see anybody you think could be me? |
| [06:53.26] | Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class. |
| [06:58.16] | Let' s not have that happen again. She could be you. |
| [07:07.21] | Let' s get started. |
| [07:09.17] | Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight. |
| [07:17.68] | Okay, I' m not getting this. I' m totally getting it. |
| [07:27.00] | Do you ever feel like you' re so uncoordinated? |
| [07:38.64] | What? You click when they click. |
| [07:42.61] | All right, everyone grab a partner. |
| [07:46.94] | All right. And my dead mother said you are it. I' m with Rachel. |
| [07:52.45] | Great, it' s gym class all over again. |
| [07:57.29] | You can come up to the front and dance with me. |
| [08:01.93] | Why don' t I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? |
| [08:10.67] | It' s okay, it' s okay. I' m here, I' m here. I' m so sorry I' m late. |
| [08:15.47] | Okay, here I am. So who' s the new tense girl? |
| [08:19.91] | She' s your partner. Hi, I' m Monica. |
| [08:24.88] | Oh, Monica. |
| [08:28.72] | Hi, I' m Mon |
| [08:30.46] | Nana. Monana. |
| [08:34.79] | It' s Dutch. You' re kidding. |
| [08:36.93] | I spent three years in Amsterdam. |
| [08:43.10] | Pennsylvania Dutch. |
| [08:46.64] | And we' re dancing. Five, six, seven, eight. |
| [08:58.08] | Hi. |
| [09:01.39] | Hey. Where have you been? I just got back from the vet. |
| [09:06.42] | She' s not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone? |
| [09:13.10] | She says Marcel' s humping is not a phase. |
| [09:16.37] | Apparently, he' s reached sexual maturity. |
| [09:20.47] | Hey, he beat you. |
| [09:26.28] | She says, as time goes on, he' s gonna start getting violent. |
| [09:31.75] | So, what does this mean? |
| [09:35.35] | I have to give him up. |
| [09:51.50] | I can' t believe it. This sucks. |
| [09:54.64] | You just got him. How could he be an adult already? |
| [09:58.34] | I know. One day he' s this little thing... |
| [10:01.68] | ... and then he' s this little thing I can' t get off my leg. |
| [10:08.75] | Isn' t there any way to keep him? |
| [10:11.39] | No. The vet said unless he' s in a place... |
| [10:14.53] | ... where he has regular access... |
| [10:17.76] | ... to some monkey loving... |
| [10:20.93] | ... he' s just gonna get vicious. |
| [10:23.30] | I just gotta get him into a zoo. |
| [10:27.87] | How do you get a monkey into a zoo? I know. |
| [10:35.11] | No, that' s popes into a Vokswagen. |
| [10:39.78] | We' re applying to a lot. Our first choice would be a big state zoo. |
| [10:44.86] | You know, like San Diego. Right? |
| [10:49.59] | But that may just be a pipe dream. He' s outofstate. |
| [10:55.90] | My vet knows someone at Miami, so that' s a possibility. |
| [11:00.47] | But that' s two blocks from the beach. It' s a total party zoo. |
| [11:10.58] | We found the girl. |
| [11:12.42] | Did you call the cops? We took her to lunch. |
| [11:15.55] | Oh, your own brand of vigilante justice. |
| [11:19.56] | Are you insane? This woman stole from you. |
| [11:22.93] | She stole. She' s a stealer. |
| [11:26.33] | After you' re with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget that. |
| [11:31.34] | I mean, she' s this astounding person with this amazing spirit. |
| [11:36.27] | Which she probably stole from some cheerleader. |
| [11:41.85] | Take off their hats. Popes in a Vokswagen. |
| [11:47.59] | I love that joke. |
| [11:53.06] | No way. No way did you do this. Monana was very brave. |
| [11:58.63] | We told them we were the Gundersons in room 61 5... |
| [12:02.90] | ... only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire floor. |
| [12:07.24] | When they saw that we' re short and have breasts.... |
| [12:11.38] | They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel. Me. |
| [12:15.78] | Go, Monana. |
| [12:19.22] | You ladies are not the only ones living the dream. |
| [12:23.09] | I get to go pour coffee for people I don' t know. Don' t wait up. |
| [12:30.06] | Oh, by the way... |
| [12:31.56] | ... tomorrow we' re auditioning for a Broadway show. |
| [12:36.27] | Excuse me? There' s an open call for Cats. |
| [12:39.34] | I' m thinking we sing " Memories"... |
| [12:42.31] | ... and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? |
| [12:46.81] | No, no, no. Remember who you' re dealing with here. |
| [12:51.32] | I can' t even stand in front of a tap class. |
| [12:54.75] | That' s because of your Amish background. |
| [12:59.22] | What? You' re Pennsylvania Dutch, right? |
| [13:02.16] | Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned. |
| [13:08.63] | I was just like you. And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. |
| [13:14.77] | Did you ever see Dead Poets Society? |
| [13:17.48] | I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. |
| [13:23.08] | That thing at the end where the kid... |
| [13:25.92] | ... kills himself because he can' t be in the play? |
| [13:30.12] | It' s like," Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater." |
| [13:37.13] | I thought," That' s two hours of my life that I' m never getting back." |
| [13:43.57] | That scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. |
| [13:48.27] | Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire. |
| [13:59.45] | Oh, God. |
| [14:02.59] | We didn' t get into Scranton. |
| [14:06.92] | That was, like, our safety zoo. |
| [14:10.66] | They take, like, dogs and cows. |
| [14:16.17] | See, I don' t know who this is harder on, me or him. |
| [14:21.64] | I' d say that chair' s taking the brunt of it. |
| [14:26.94] | Marcel. Marcel. Marcel, no. |
| [14:31.68] | Good boy. See? How can nobody want him? |
| [14:35.79] | Somebody will. |
| [14:40.62] | You know, there already is a Joseph Stalin. |
| [14:48.53] | You' re kidding. |
| [14:51.10] | Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people. |
| [14:57.17] | You' d think you would' ve known that. You' d think I would' ve. |
| [15:06.15] | Come on, I told you I don' t wanna go back to Joey. |
| [15:13.62] | What do you think a good stage name for me would be? |
| [15:19.53] | Flame Boy. |
| [15:28.51] | Where exactly is your zoo? |
| [15:30.44] | Well, it' s technically not a zoo, per se. |
| [15:33.34] | It' s more of an interactive wildlife experience. |
| [15:37.65] | Let me ask you some questions about Marcel. |
| [15:41.85] | Does he fight with other animals? No, no. He' s very docile. |
| [15:47.59] | Even if he were cornered? |
| [15:53.16] | Well, I don' t know. Why? |
| [15:55.77] | How is he at handling small objects? |
| [16:00.04] | He can hold a banana, if that' s what you mean. |
| [16:04.07] | What about a hammer or a small blade? |
| [16:10.45] | Why would he need a blade? |
| [16:13.52] | If he' s up against an animal with horns... |
| [16:16.59] | ... you got to give him something. |
| [16:19.12] | Otherwise, it' s just cruel. |
| [16:24.19] | He got into San Diego. What? |
| [16:27.73] | We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing.... |
| [16:31.40] | He' s in. |
| [16:32.64] | Did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego. |
| [16:38.18] | You' re making a mistake. San Diego' s good... |
| [16:41.38] | ... but I' ll start him off against a blind rabbit... |
| [16:45.08] | ... and give you 20 of the gate. |
| [17:08.31] | Where have you been? |
| [17:09.84] | Monica and I just crashed an embassy party. |
| [17:14.04] | I think I kissed an archbishop. |
| [17:18.38] | But, of course, it could' ve been a chef. |
| [17:23.05] | Are you drunk? No. |
| [17:31.16] | I' m lying. I am so drunk. Oh, God. |
| [17:36.60] | You know what? You could' ve called. |
| [17:39.20] | I' ve been worried Monica. |
| [17:48.05] | Water rules. |
| [17:53.18] | Yes. Yes, it does. |
| [17:55.35] | The restaurant called. They wanna know if you' re showing up for work. |
| [17:59.89] | Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today. |
| [18:04.09] | You' re gonna lose your job. This is not you. |
| [18:08.17] | No, it is me. |
| [18:13.54] | ... and pays the bills right away. |
| [18:23.71] | I' m Monana. |
| [18:31.72] | Hello? Yes, she is. Hold on a second please. |
| [18:36.33] | Monana, it' s for you. The credit card people. |
| [18:41.77] | Hello. |
| [18:45.37] | Yes? |
| [18:48.04] | Oh, my God. |
| [18:50.91] | Thanks. What? |
| [18:55.21] | They' ve arrested Monica. |
| [19:08.23] | Hi. Hi. |
| [19:10.63] | How are you? |
| [19:12.46] | Not too bad. Fortunately, blue' s my color. |
| [19:16.47] | How did you know I was here? |
| [19:19.84] | Because I' m Monica Geller. |
| [19:25.11] | It was my credit card you were using. |
| [19:28.01] | That I was not expecting. |
| [19:30.48] | I want you to know, I didn' t turn you in. |
| [19:35.22] | Thanks. No, thank you. |
| [19:38.26] | You have given me so much. |
| [19:40.69] | I' d never have gotten to sing... |
| [19:43.13] | ... " Memories" at the Winter Garden Theater. |
| [19:46.00] | Actually, you only got to sing " Memo" |
| [19:50.50] | I can' t believe you' re here. What will I do without you? |
| [19:54.64] | Who' s gonna crash parties with me? |
| [19:57.31] | Who' s gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? |
| [20:00.34] | I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women... |
| [20:04.75] | ... and you' re worried about who' ll take you to the circus? |
| [20:10.25] | Well, not worried, you know, just wondering. |
| [20:14.12] | There' s nothing to wonder about. |
| [20:16.83] | You' ll go back to being who you were. That' s who you are. |
| [20:21.10] | Not necessarily. Yes, necessarily. |
| [20:23.70] | I don' t know what it is. Maybe it' s the Amish thing. |
| [20:30.71] | I' m not actually Amish. Really? Then why are you like that? |
| [20:51.70] | You, by the door, in or out? ln. |
| [21:01.81] | You' re getting it all wrong. But at least I' m doing it. |
| [21:20.66] | This is the final boarding call for Flight 67... |
| [21:24.73] | ... to San Diego at gate 42A. |
| [21:27.16] | Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy. All right, I wrote you this poem. |
| [21:33.07] | Okay, but don' t eat it till you get on the plane. |
| [21:36.41] | Thank you, Aunt Phoebe. |
| [21:42.38] | Okay, bye, champ. |
| [21:44.88] | There' ll be a lot of babes in San Diego... |
| [21:48.00] | ... but remember, there' s also a lot to learn. |
| [21:57.36] | I don' t know what to say, Ross. It' s a monkey. |
| [22:01.06] | Just say what you feel, Joey. |
| [22:05.54] | Marcel, I' m hungry. That was good. |
| [22:12.31] | Marcel, this is for you. |
| [22:15.01] | It' s just, you know, something... |
| [22:19.68] | ... to do on the plane. |
| [22:24.12] | If you don' t mind, I' d like a moment alone. |
| [22:27.59] | Oh, sure. Absolutely. Go ahead. |
| [22:35.53] | Marcel, come here. Come here. Come here. |
| [22:40.24] | Well, buddy... |
| [22:43.94] | ... this is it. |
| [22:45.81] | Just a couple of things I wanted to say. |
| [22:50.11] | I' m really gonna miss you. |
| [22:53.05] | You know, I' m never gonna forget about you. |
| [22:56.09] | You' ve been more than just a pet to me. |
| [23:01.19] | You' ve been more like a Okay. Marcel. |
| [23:05.50] | Would you leave my leg alone? |
| [23:08.03] | Would you stop humping me for two seconds? |
| [23:11.34] | Okay, would you just take him away? Just take him. |
| [23:37.56] | Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand... |
| [23:41.53] | ... that I might touch thy cheek. |
| [23:45.17] | That' s fine. Thank you. Next. |
| [23:53.74] | I' ll be reading for the role of Mercutio. |
| [23:56.65] | Name? Holden McGroin. |
| [00:01.-1] | mā mā, néng bù néng jiù nà me yī cì, wǒ men yì qǐ chī fàn shí |
| [00:03.88] | nǐ bú yào tán lùn wǒ de yī zhuó hé wǒ de gōng zuò |
| [00:09.-4] | bāo kuò wǒ hé shuí yuē huì |
| [00:11.89] | zhǔn bèi hǎo mǎi dān le? tiān na, shì de |
| [00:14.09] | wǒ lái ba. bù, qīn ài de |
| [00:16.13] | wǒ shuō le wǒ lái. zhè lǐ, ná zhe, zǒu, pǎo |
| [00:22.43] | zhēn tián mì a |
| [00:23.90] | tā men dào dǐ wèi shí me gěi nǐ gōng qián. gōng zuò |
| [00:27.67] | nǐ bù yòng dān xīn wǒ. wǒ zuò de hěn hǎo |
| [00:31.44] | wǒ xiǎng zhè zhāng kǎ bèi jīn yòng le |
| [00:34.25] | zhè bù kě néng |
| [00:36.01] | hǎo ba, qīn ài de, yòng zhè zhāng ba |
| [00:41.65] | liù rén xíng dì 1 jì dì 21 jí jiǎ mò nī kǎ |
| [01:29.93] | zěn me huì yǒu rén zhī dào nǐ de xìn yòng kǎ hào mǎ? |
| [01:32.44] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào, nǐ kàn tā men huā le duō shǎo qián |
| [01:35.01] | nǐ zhǐ xū fù nǐ suǒ mǎi de dōng xī |
| [01:39.-1] | wǒ zhī dào, tā zhēn shì huī huò wú dù |
| [01:41.91] | wǒ xiǎng tā tōu qù nǐ de xìn yòng kǎ shí |
| [01:44.08] | gēn běn jiù yǐ wàng le wáng fǎ |
| [01:49.02] | zhēn shì gè biàn tài, huā le 69. 95 yuán mǎi" shén qí tuō bǎ" |
| [01:55.49] | wǒ mǎi de |
| [01:59.83] | nǐ kàn, wǒ shuō biàn tài, wǒ de yì sī shì |
| [02:03.07] | zěn me huí shì, nǐ huā le 70 kuài mǎi yī bǎ tuō bǎ, nǐ shì gè biàn tài |
| [02:08.04] | ó, tǎo yàn. luó sī, tā yòu zhè me gàn le |
| [02:12.31] | mǎ xiū, bié zài qīn fàn nà zhǎn dēng le |
| [02:14.61] | tíng zhǐ qīn fàn. xiàn zài, mǎ xiū, guò lái, mǎ xiū |
| [02:18.48] | bù, yòu dào wǒ fáng lǐ le, wǒ qù zhuā tā chū lái |
| [02:21.49] | luó sī, nǐ dé xiǎng bàn fǎ zǔ zhǐ |
| [02:24.19] | shén me? zhè zhǐ shì gè jiē duàn |
| [02:26.69] | wǒ men dāng shí yě shì zhè me shuō qiáo yī de |
| [02:31.10] | nǐ men néng duō gěi diǎn lǐ jiě ma? |
| [02:34.33] | wǒ míng bái. kě shì wǒ men bù néng |
| [02:36.73] | nǐ men lěng jìng diǎn xíng ma? zhè yòu méi shén me liǎo bù qǐ |
| [02:40.04] | mǎ xiū, tíng, huài hóu zi yòu zěn me le? |
| [02:44.31] | wǒ zhǐ néng shuō, wǒ de hào qí qiáo zhì wán ǒu bù zài hào qí |
| [02:56.19] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ hái shì wú fǎ shì huái |
| [02:59.26] | zhè nǚ rén guò zhe wǒ de shēng huó shén me? |
| [03:02.66] | tā guò zhe wǒ de shēng huó, ér qiě guò de bǐ wǒ hǎo |
| [03:06.76] | kàn, tā mǎi de xì piào shì wǒ yī zhí xiǎng kàn de xì |
| [03:11.70] | tā mǎi de yī fú shì wǒ zǎo jiù xiǎng mǎi de |
| [03:15.47] | tā huā le sān bǎi kuài mǎi yì shù yòng pǐn nǐ yòu bú shì yì shù jiā |
| [03:19.48] | rú guǒ yǒu yì shù yòng pǐn, wǒ huò xǔ yǐ shì gè yì shù jiā |
| [03:23.45] | wǒ běn lái kě yǐ de, zhǐ shì xiàn zài bú shì |
| [03:28.05] | mó nī kǎ, bié xiè qì, nǐ zuò de gōng zuò hěn kù |
| [03:30.72] | zhēn de? wǒ men lái zuò bǐ jiào, hǎo ma? |
| [03:33.22] | xiàn zài shuō" hǎo ma" yǒu diǎn tài chí le |
| [03:37.23] | wǒ dào guò gōng yuán qí mǎ ma? |
| [03:39.63] | wǒ zài xīn xué xiào shàng guò kè ma? méi yǒu |
| [03:44.44] | tā yōng yǒu wǒ xiǎng yào de yī qiè, ér qiě tā méi yǒu wǒ mā |
| [03:57.65] | qiáo yī pà bō ní rú hé? bù hǎo, tài yǒu zhǒng zú yì wèi le |
| [04:02.00] | wǒ de jīng jì rén rèn wéi, wǒ gāi qǔ gè zhōng lì yì diǎn de míng zì qiáo yī ruì shì? |
| [04:11.33] | ér qiě, wǒ yīng gāi jiù shì qiáo, qiáo yī ràng wǒ gǎn jué zhè me dà |
| [04:17.24] | kě wǒ bú shì |
| [04:20.94] | qiáo qiáo sī dà lín? |
| [04:26.08] | sī dà lín |
| [04:28.51] | wǒ rèn shi zhè míng zì ma? tīng de hěn shú xī |
| [04:31.28] | wǒ méi yìn xiàng |
| [04:34.92] | dàn shì nǐ shì shēn shēn xiàn zài biǎo yǎn shì yè zhī zhōng le a |
| [04:38.72] | qiáo sī dà lín |
| [04:44.06] | zhè míng zì hěn hǎo |
| [04:46.56] | huò xǔ nǐ xiǎng shì shì qiáo sè fū |
| [04:55.04] | qiáo sè fū sī dà lín |
| [04:58.08] | wǒ hǎo xiàng jì de zhè gè míng zì shì de |
| [05:02.11] | bié le, niǎo ér" qiáo sè fū sī dà lín zhǔ yǎn |
| [05:05.-1] | wū dǐng shàng de tí qín shǒu" zhōng de qiáo sè fū sī dà lín |
| [05:21.67] | duì, wǒ shì mó nī kǎ gài lēi |
| [05:24.47] | wǒ xiǎng yǒu zài nǐ men nà lǐ shàng kè, wǒ xiǎng zhī dào shì něi xiē kè |
| [05:30.11] | wǒ zuì jìn tóu bù shòu shāng, zhǐ jì de yī xiē shù zì le |
| [05:34.35] | yě wài kǎo ròu. ó, wǒ yīng gāi qù ma? hǎo de |
| [05:41.19] | nǐ zài gàn shén me? tài hǎo le, xiè xiè |
| [05:44.46] | tài bàng le, fēi cháng gǎn xiè, wǒ yào qù shàng tī tà wǔ kè |
| [05:48.59] | hé tōu nǐ xìn yòng kǎ de rén yì qǐ tiào tī tà? |
| [05:51.93] | zhè yàng nǐ jiù kě yǐ zhī dào tā zhǎng shén me yàng zi |
| [05:53.90] | wǒ kě yǐ kěn dìng tā de zhào piān jiù guà zài yóu jú lǐ miàn |
| [05:56.77] | wǒ yīng gāi qù kàn kàn tā shì hé fāng shén shèng |
| [05:59.50] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ yǒu diǎn shī qù lǐ zhì le, nǐ bèi zhè jiàn shì suǒ wán quán cāo kòng |
| [06:04.68] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, zhè jiào zuò fēng kuáng |
| [06:07.08] | shàng dì bǎo yòu, mó nī kǎ bié zhè me zuò |
| [06:12.82] | xiè xiè |
| [06:22.00] | nǐ men zěn me rèn wéi? hěn duō |
| [06:26.76] | nǐ rèn wéi shì nǎ yī ge? wǒ néng bāng nǐ men shén me ma? |
| [06:29.30] | xiè xiè, wǒ men shì lái cān guān de |
| [06:32.34] | wǔ dǎo kè bú shì cān guān lái de, wǔ dǎo kè lái tiào wǔ de |
| [06:36.44] | nà ér yǒu wǔ xié |
| [06:41.05] | shén me yì sī? |
| [06:42.48] | wǒ xiǎng tā shì jiào wǒ men jìn qù tiào |
| [06:46.42] | lái ba, lái ba, lái ba zhēn de? |
| [06:50.42] | yǒu kàn jiàn wǒ de fēn shēn ma? |
| [06:53.26] | gè wèi, shàng huí yǒu rén zài jiào shì liú xià suān rǔ kōng píng |
| [06:58.16] | xī wàng bié zài fā shēng nà zhǒng shì tā kě néng shì nǐ |
| [07:07.21] | kāi shǐ ba |
| [07:09.17] | wǔ, liù, wǔ, liù, qī, bā |
| [07:17.68] | wǒ gēn bu shàng wǒ wán quán róng rén |
| [07:27.00] | nǐ bú huì jué de, zì jǐ yǒu shí háo wú xié tiáo gǎn ma? |
| [07:38.64] | zěn me le? zhǐ yào tā men tī de shí hòu nǐ tī jiù shì le |
| [07:42.61] | gè wèi zhǎo gè wǔ bàn |
| [07:46.94] | wǒ sǐ qù de mā shuō jiù shì nǐ, wǒ hé ruì qiū |
| [07:52.45] | zhè xià kě hǎo, tǐ yù kè de jiù shì yòu chóng yǎn le |
| [07:57.29] | wú suǒ wèi, nǐ guò lái hé wǒ yì qǐ tiào |
| [08:01.93] | wǒ hé bù tuō xià yī fú lái chǎng è mèng? |
| [08:10.67] | méi guān xì, wǒ lái le bào qiàn, wǒ chí dào |
| [08:15.47] | lái le, nà gè jǐn zhāng de xīn rén shì shuí? |
| [08:19.91] | nǐ de wǔ bàn wǒ jiào mó nī kǎ |
| [08:24.88] | mó nī kǎ |
| [08:28.72] | wǒ jiào mó |
| [08:30.46] | nà nà mó nà nà |
| [08:34.79] | shì hé lán rén de míng zì nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ba |
| [08:36.93] | wǒ zài ā mǔ sī tè dān zhù le sān nián |
| [08:43.10] | wǒ shì bīn xī fǎ ní yà zhōu de hé lán rén |
| [08:46.64] | kāi shǐ ba. wǔ, liù, qī, bā |
| [08:58.08] | hāi |
| [09:01.39] | nǐ shàng nǎ ér qù le wǒ gāng cóng shòu yī huí lái |
| [09:06.42] | tā méi jiào nǐ dài nà zhǒng sù jiāo tào ba? |
| [09:13.10] | tā shuō mǎ xiū luàn xìng bú shì zàn shí de |
| [09:16.37] | xiǎn rán tā yǐ xìng chéng shú |
| [09:20.47] | hēi, tā chāo guò nǐ ne |
| [09:26.28] | tā shuō tā huì yuè lái yuè bào lì, qīn lüè xìng yuè lái yuè qiáng |
| [09:31.75] | zhè dài biǎo shén me? |
| [09:35.35] | wǒ men bù néng zài yǎng tā le |
| [09:51.50] | wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn, zhè zhēn shì tài chě le |
| [09:54.64] | wǒ bù dǒng, nǐ cái gāng yǎng tā, tā zěn huì tū rán chéng shú le? |
| [09:58.34] | wǒ zhī dào, zhī qián tā zhǐ shì gè xiǎo dōng xī |
| [10:01.68] | bù zhī bù jué zhōng tā jiù jǐn zhuā zhù wǒ de tuǐ bù fàng de xiǎo dōng xī |
| [10:08.75] | nǐ méi yǒu rèn hé bàn fǎ zài sì yǎng tā ma? |
| [10:11.39] | méi bàn fǎ, shòu yī shuō chú fēi yǒu gè dì fāng |
| [10:14.53] | ràng tā huò dé zhèng cháng de |
| [10:17.76] | hóu ài |
| [10:20.93] | fǒu zé tā huì biàn de yù lái yù cán bào |
| [10:23.30] | wǒ dé jiāng tā sòng dào dòng wù yuán |
| [10:27.87] | nǐ rú hé bǎ tā sòng jìn dòng wù yuán? wǒ zhī dào |
| [10:35.11] | bù, nà shi jiào huáng jìn rù dà zhòng qì chē |
| [10:39.78] | wǒ men dào chù shēn qǐng, dāng rán dà xíng zhōu lì dòng wù yuán shì yōu xiān kǎo lǜ |
| [10:44.86] | bǐ fāng shuō shèng dì yá gē dòng wù yuán |
| [10:49.59] | nà kě néng zhǐ shì yáo bù kě jí de mèng xiǎng, yīn wèi tā zài jiā zhōu |
| [10:55.90] | shòu yī shuō tā rèn shi mài ā mì de péng yǒu, huò xǔ yǒu kě néng |
| [11:00.47] | nà ér sì hū lí hǎi tān zhǐ yǒu liǎng tiáo jiē, yí dìng shì gè fēng kuáng dòng wù yuán |
| [11:10.58] | wǒ men zhǎo dào tā le |
| [11:12.42] | nǐ men hǎn jǐng chá le ma? méi yǒu, wǒ men hé tā chī wǔ cān |
| [11:15.55] | nǐ men zì jǐ de" zì zhì zhèng yì" |
| [11:19.56] | nǐ fēng le? nà nǚ rén tōu le nǐ de dōng xī |
| [11:22.93] | tā tōu dōng xī, tā shì gè xiǎo tōu |
| [11:26.33] | hé zhè nǚ rén xiāng chǔ shí fēn zhōng hòu, nǐ jiù huì bǎ zhèi xiē quán wàng le |
| [11:31.34] | tā jiǎn zhí shì qí nǚ zǐ, zhèn fèn rén xīn |
| [11:36.27] | tā kě néng shì cóng mǒu wèi lā lā duì duì yuán nà ér tōu lái de |
| [11:41.85] | tuō xià tā men de mào zi dà zhòng chē shàng de jiào huáng |
| [11:47.59] | wǒ xǐ huān zhè gè xiào huà |
| [11:53.06] | bù kě néng, nǐ bù kě néng zhè me zuò mó nà nà xiāng dāng yǒng gǎn |
| [11:58.63] | wǒ shuō wǒ men shì 615 fáng de gāng shì jiě mèi |
| [12:02.90] | jié guǒ bō shì dùn sāi ěr tí kè yǐ bāo xià zhěng gè liù lóu |
| [12:07.24] | tā men zhī dào wǒ men yòu ǎi yòu yǒu xiōng bù shí |
| [12:11.38] | tā men jiù bǎ wǒ men hōng chū lái, wǒ bèi hōng chū fàn diàn, wǒ |
| [12:15.78] | gàn dé hǎo, mó nà nà |
| [12:19.22] | bú shì zhǐ yǒu nǐ men huó zài mèng zhōng |
| [12:23.09] | wǒ dé qù wèi wǒ bù rèn shi de rén dào kā fēi, bù yòng děng wǒ le |
| [12:30.06] | duì le |
| [12:31.56] | míng tiān wǒ men yào qù cān jiā bǎi lǎo huì de shì yǎn |
| [12:36.27] | shén me? " māo" jù hái yǒu yí gè quē é |
| [12:39.34] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ men kě yǐ qù chàng" huí yì" |
| [12:42.31] | ràng zì jǐ dāng gè shǎ zi, rú hé? |
| [12:46.81] | bù, jì de nǐ shēn páng de rén shì shuí |
| [12:51.32] | wǒ hé nǐ bù yí yàng wǒ lián zhàn zài tī tà wǔ jiào shì qián dōu yǒu kùn nán |
| [12:54.75] | yīn wèi nǐ yǒu ā mǐ xǔ de xuè tǒng |
| [12:59.22] | shén me? nǐ bú shì bīn zhōu hé lán rén ma? |
| [13:02.16] | duì, zhí dào wǒ mǎi le chuī fēng jī bèi zhú chū cūn lǐ |
| [13:08.63] | wǒ guò qù yě hé nǐ yí yàng yǒu yì tiān wǒ kàn le chū gǎi biàn wǒ rén shēng de diàn yǐng |
| [13:14.77] | kàn guò chūn fēng huà yǔ ma? |
| [13:17.48] | wǒ rèn wéi zhè diàn yǐng shí zài shì tài wú liáo le |
| [13:23.08] | nà hái zi zài diàn yǐng de jié jú shí |
| [13:25.92] | zì shā le. zhǐ yīn tā wú fǎ yǎn chū huà jù? |
| [13:30.12] | zhè shì zài gàn shén me? tā zài děng yī nián lí jiā, dào shè qū huà jù tuán qù |
| [13:37.13] | zǒu chū diàn yǐng yuàn shí wǒ xiǎng, wǒ zhè shì qù liǎng xiǎo shí de shēng mìng, yǒng yuǎn bù zài huí |
| [13:43.57] | zhè xiǎng fǎ zhèn jīng le wǒ, cóng cǐ wǒ biàn jí shí xíng lè |
| [13:48.27] | nà me wǒ bù gǎn tuī jiàn" yǎo tiǎo nǎi bà" le |
| [13:59.45] | shàng dì |
| [14:02.59] | wǒ men jìn bù liǎo sī kè lán dùn le |
| [14:06.92] | nà shi wǒ men bǎo dǐ de dòng wù yuán |
| [14:10.66] | tā men lián gǒu hé niú dōu shōu |
| [14:16.17] | wǒ bù dǒng shì wǒ hái shì tā bǐ jiào nán shòu |
| [14:21.64] | wǒ xiǎng yīng gāi yǐ zi zuì kě lián |
| [14:26.94] | mǎ xiū, mǎ xiū, mǎ xiū bù |
| [14:31.68] | guāi, wèi hé méi rén yào tā? |
| [14:35.79] | yí dìng yǒu rén huì yào de |
| [14:40.62] | zǎo jiù yǒu rén jiào qiáo sè fū sī dà lín le |
| [14:48.53] | kāi shén me wán xiào |
| [14:51.10] | xiǎn rán tā shì tú shā gè zhǒng mín zú de é guó dú cái zhě |
| [14:57.17] | nǐ zěn me huì bù zhī dào. nǐ zěn me rèn wéi wǒ zhī dào |
| [15:02.-4] | hāi, qiáo yī. hàn mì ěr dùn |
| [15:06.15] | bài tuō, wǒ gào sù guò nǐ bú yào yòng huí qiáo yī |
| [15:13.62] | nǐ rèn wéi wǒ gāi qǔ shén me yì míng? |
| [15:19.53] | huǒ yàn nán hái |
| [15:28.51] | nǐ de dòng wù yuán zài nǎ ér? |
| [15:30.44] | jiù jì shù shàng ér yán bù suàn shì dòng wù yuán |
| [15:33.34] | ér shì yī zhǒng hù dòng shì yě shēng dòng wù tǐ yàn |
| [15:37.65] | wǒ xiǎng qǐng jiào nǐ jǐ gè guān yú mǎ xiū de wèn tí |
| [15:41.85] | tā huì hé qí tā dòng wù dǎ jià ma? bú huì de, tā fēi cháng wēn xún |
| [15:47.59] | rú guǒ bèi bī jìn jiǎo luò lǐ qù shí ne? |
| [15:53.16] | wǒ bù zhī dào, gàn ma wèn? |
| [15:55.77] | tā zhǎng kòng xiǎo dōng xī de néng lì wèi hé? |
| [16:00.04] | tā huì ná xiāng jiāo, rú guǒ nǐ shì zhè yì sī de huà |
| [16:04.07] | tiě chuí huò xiǎo dāo ne? |
| [16:10.45] | wèi shí me? wèi hé yào xiǎo dāo? |
| [16:13.52] | miàn duì shī hǔ huò yǒu jiǎo de dòng wù |
| [16:16.59] | nǐ dé ná xiē dōng xī gěi tā zì wǒ fáng wèi |
| [16:19.12] | fǒu zé jiù tài cán rěn le |
| [16:24.19] | tā néng qù shèng dì yá gē le shén me? |
| [16:27.73] | wǒ men sàn bù huí lái shēng jiàn diàn huà líng xiǎng |
| [16:31.40] | rán hòu tā jiù lù qǔ le |
| [16:32.64] | tīng jiàn méi, mǎ xiū, shì shèng dì yá gē |
| [16:38.18] | nǐ dà cuò tè cuò le, shèng dì yá gē huán jìng liáng hǎo méi cuò |
| [16:41.38] | rú guǒ nǐ bǎ tā jiāo gěi wǒ wǒ jiù néng xùn liàn tā duì kàng xiā yǎn de tù zi |
| [16:45.08] | ér qiě wǒ hái kě yǐ gěi nǐ bǎi fēn zhī èr shí de mén piào shōu rù |
| [17:08.31] | nǐ dào dǐ pǎo nǎ ér qù le? |
| [17:09.84] | wǒ hé mó nī kǎ gāng pǎo qù cān jiā dà shǐ guǎn wǔ huì |
| [17:14.04] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ wěn le dà zhǔ jiào |
| [17:18.38] | dāng rán, tā men yǒu zì jǐ de chú shī |
| [17:23.05] | nǐ hē zuì le? cái méi yǒu ne |
| [17:31.16] | piàn nǐ de, wǒ zuì xūn xūn de tiān na |
| [17:36.60] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ gāi dǎ tōng diàn huà huí lái de |
| [17:39.20] | wǒ yī zhí zài jiā lǐ dān xīn nǐ |
| [17:48.05] | hǎo guò yǐn |
| [17:53.18] | méi cuò |
| [17:55.35] | cān tīng jīn tiān yòu lái diàn le, tā men xiǎng zhī dào nǐ hái yào bú yào qù shàng bān |
| [17:59.89] | bù qù. wǒ jīn tiān yào qù dà píng guǒ mǎ xì tuán |
| [18:04.09] | nǐ kuài diū diào gōng zuò le, nǐ biàn le |
| [18:08.17] | bù, zhè zhèng shì wǒ |
| [18:10.-2] | wǒ bù zhǐ shì nà zhǒng bì xū pāi sōng zhěn tou |
| [18:13.54] | zhàng dān yī lái lì kè qù jiǎo kuǎn de rén |
| [18:16.-2] | hé tā zài yì qǐ, wǒ jiù chāo yuè le nà zhǒng rén |
| [18:23.71] | wǒ shì mó nà nà |
| [18:31.72] | duì, tā zài, děng děng |
| [18:36.33] | mó nà nà, nǐ de diàn huà, xìn yòng kǎ gōng sī dǎ lái de |
| [18:41.77] | nǐ hǎo |
| [18:45.37] | shì ma? |
| [18:48.04] | tiān nà |
| [18:50.91] | xiè xiè. zěn me la? |
| [18:55.21] | tā men yǐ dǎi dào mó nī kǎ |
| [19:08.23] | hāi. hāi |
| [19:10.63] | nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [19:12.46] | bù tài zāo, xìng hǎo wǒ xǐ huān lán sè |
| [19:16.47] | nǐ zěn huì zhī dào wǒ zài zhè ér? |
| [19:19.84] | yīn wèi wǒ shì mó nī kǎ gài lēi |
| [19:25.11] | nǐ yòng de shì wǒ de xìn yòng kǎ |
| [19:28.01] | zhēn shì méi xiǎng dào |
| [19:30.48] | wǒ xiǎng ràng nǐ zhī dào, qù bào àn de rén bú shì wǒ |
| [19:35.22] | xiè xiè nǐ bù, wǒ yào xiè xiè nǐ |
| [19:38.26] | nǐ dài gěi wǒ tài duō le |
| [19:40.69] | rú guǒ bú shì nǐ, wǒ jiù bù kě néng |
| [19:43.13] | zài dōng yuán jù chǎng chàng" huí yì" |
| [19:46.00] | lǎo shí shuō nǐ zhǐ kāi kǒu chàng le" huí" ér yǐ |
| [19:50.50] | wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ huì zài zhè ér shī qù nǐ wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [19:54.64] | shuí huì hé wǒ qù dà shǐ guǎn yàn huì |
| [19:57.31] | shuí dài wǒ qù dà píng guǒ mǎ xì tuán? |
| [20:00.34] | wǒ zài 25 gè nǚ rén miàn qián niào niào zhǎn kāi yì tiān de shēng huó |
| [20:04.75] | nǐ què dān xīn méi rén dài nǐ qù kàn mǎ xì? |
| [20:10.25] | bú shì dān xīn, zhǐ shì huái yí |
| [20:14.12] | méi shén me hǎo huái yí de |
| [20:16.83] | nǐ jì xù zuò nǐ zì jǐ, yīn wèi nà cái shì zhēn zhèng de nǐ |
| [20:21.10] | nà méi bì yào ya nà hěn bì yào |
| [20:23.70] | wǒ bù zhī dào shì wèi shí me huò xǔ hé nǐ shì ā mǐ xǔ rén yǒu guān |
| [20:30.71] | wǒ bú shì ā mǐ xǔ rén zhēn de? wèi hé nǐ nà me guài? |
| [20:51.70] | mén páng de nà gè, jiā bù jiā rù? jiā rén |
| [21:01.81] | hòu miàn dí, nǐ wán quán tiào cuò le zhì shǎo wǒ zài tiào |
| [21:20.66] | zhè shì fēi wǎng shèng dì yá gē 67 cì háng bān de |
| [21:24.73] | zuì hòu yī cì dēng jī tōng zhī |
| [21:27.16] | zài jiàn, hóu zi xiǎo huǒ. hǎo de, wǒ huì gěi nǐ xiě shī de |
| [21:33.07] | shàng fēi jī hòu cái néng chī |
| [21:36.41] | xiè xiè nǐ, fēi bǐ ā yí |
| [21:42.38] | zài jiàn le |
| [21:44.88] | wǒ zhī dào shèng dì yá gē nà ér, nǐ jiāng yǒu xǔ duō piào liàng měi méi |
| [21:48.00] | jì de yào xué xí de yě hěn duō |
| [21:57.36] | wǒ bù zhī gāi shuō shí mǒ, luó sī, tā shì yì zhī hóu zi |
| [22:01.06] | shuō chū nǐ de gǎn jué jiù chéng le |
| [22:05.54] | mǎ xiū, wǒ è le zhè jù bù cuò |
| [22:12.31] | mǎ xiū, zhè shì gěi nǐ de |
| [22:15.01] | gěi nǐ, nǐ zhī dào de |
| [22:19.68] | zài fēi jī shàng wán de |
| [22:24.12] | rú guǒ bù jiè yì wǒ xiǎng hé tā dú chǔ |
| [22:27.59] | dāng rán kě yǐ. jì xù |
| [22:35.53] | mǎ xiū, guò lái, guò lái, guò lái |
| [22:40.24] | xiǎo xiōng dì |
| [22:43.94] | jiù zhè yàng le |
| [22:45.81] | wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō jǐ jù huà |
| [22:50.11] | wǒ huì xiǎng nǐ de |
| [22:53.05] | wǒ bú huì wàng jì nǐ de |
| [22:56.09] | zài wǒ xīn zhōng nǐ bù zhǐ shì yì zhī chǒng wù |
| [23:01.19] | nǐ gèng shì mǎ xiū |
| [23:05.50] | néng fàng kāi wǒ de tuǐ ma? |
| [23:08.03] | néng zàn shí bú yào luàn lái ma? |
| [23:11.34] | mǎ xiū dài tā zǒu hǎo ma? dài tā zǒu |
| [23:37.56] | xī wàng wǒ shì nǐ shǒu shàng de shǒu tào |
| [23:41.53] | zhè yàng wǒ jiù néng fǔ mō nǐ de liǎn jiá |
| [23:45.17] | xíng, xiè xiè. xià yī wèi |
| [23:53.74] | wǒ lái shì yǎn" mǎ qiū xiū" jué sè de |
| [23:56.65] | míng zì? mài kè gé luó ní |