郭德纲率德云社开场 歌词
| 歌曲 | 郭德纲率德云社开场 |
| 歌手 | 郭德纲 |
| 专辑 | 郭德纲戊子闹春相声专场 |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 好的下面的我们的节目就正式开始了 |
| [00:03.88] | 那首先呢，我们掌声请出郭德纲老师 |
| [00:05.97] | 带领今天参加演出的全体演员，上台跟大家见个面 |
| [00:10.18] | 咱们掌声有请 |
| [00:38.35] | 人来得不少，我也很欣慰，啊。正月十四，没出正月都在年里边 |
| [00:49.75] | 应该先给大伙拜年，咱这稍微晚了点，算是晚年 |
| [00:54.40] | 祝大家晚年幸福 |
| [01:00.23] | 不能这么说啊，今天明天连着两天 |
| [01:02.86] | 北京德云社呢，开始有两场相声专场，背板那写着了 |
| [01:08.54] | 为了闹春……啊不是不是啊不是 |
| [01:14.67] | 戊子啊，写得不清楚（啊哈戊子是你小名儿） |
| [01:20.32] | 你最好照着词儿说（刚上来哪有词儿啊） |
| [01:25.39] | 都认识啊，于谦，就是北京德云社中流砥柱（不敢）著名相声演员啊 |
| [01:32.40] | 于老说得不错，说学逗唱样样俱佳，啊，台上台下都很好 |
| [01:43.62] | 我这么一说你们就这么一听，啊 |
| [01:46.89] | 介绍一下啊，来，我的大徒弟何云伟 |
| [01:52.68] | 北京德云社的巨人，把腿锯了的人，我收徒弟有要求，比我高的不要 |
| [02:08.46] | 小伟这个，这几年在北京发展得很好，观众们很喜欢他，是不是？ |
| [02:17.77] | 当然孩子非常的努力，勤奋，越来越好吧 |
| [02:21.83] | 估计这个儿也就这意思了，你看那旁边那多高，你回去让他过来 |
| [02:27.05] | 也是我徒弟，李根。 |
| [02:33.55] | 说相声拜的是李立山老师，说评书是我的徒弟，叫李景麒。李景麒是说书的艺名 |
| [02:41.63] | 李根是他当总统时候的艺名 |
| [02:46.58] | 跪(?)下来了感觉，跪(?)下来了，另一个巨人 |
| [02:52.44] | 赵云侠，东北人，几经坎坷，由唱歌转到相声来了 |
| [02:58.55] | 台上台下，人很随和，特别爱逛街，哪天你们要是搁西单看见他，留神别踩着我们 |
| [03:11.88] | 来，岳云鹏。啊这有捧得啊，那边都你们家亲戚是吗 |
| [03:20.76] | 没有啦，这孩子不错啊。一直在我们家吃饭，原来没有这么胖的 |
| [03:29.45] | 这些日子越来越见胖。台上很洒脱，也能说也能唱也能折腾。好多人都喜欢他。 |
| [03:39.16] | 他的粉丝自称叫，岳饼是吧。挺合适，正月十五吃月饼啊，元宵啊—— |
| [03:48.16] | 压扁了就是元宵，回去吧。 |
| [03:52.54] | 我师弟，李京。北京丐帮少帮主。台上台下非常的用功这个人 |
| [04:06.19] | 长得也精神，大眼珠子这么大个。吃饭老怕它掉汤里边 |
| [04:11.36] | 啊不是你别动你别动，你别动啊，这跳过你去啊，旁边这胖子出来 |
| [04:20.98] | 李云杰。最早是学京剧，**青衣，我们俩是**嘛。送票我都不去。 |
| [04:36.06] | 旁边，我师哥。史爱东，快板名家梁厚民的外甥。快板，相声，摔跤三门抱。 |
| [04:49.51] | 来，您出来一下，来来来老爷子。北京德云社演员，侯震。他的爷爷是相声大师 |
| [04:57.62] | 侯宝林先生。侯宝林先生三个儿子，长子侯耀中，次子侯耀华，三子侯耀文 |
| [05:08.89] | 侯耀文先生是我的师父。他父亲是候字大爷侯耀中。因为不从事这门工作，大家知道的不多 |
| [05:20.23] | 侯门三代，现在就剩这么一个说相声的了。侯震，大家多鼓掌。 |
| [05:22.58] | 打小先学的武术，爷爷那会儿说有好身体，干工作什么都行。先学的武术。 |
| [05:32.90] | 刀枪剑戟斧钺钩差，都会。啊，金钟罩铁布衫儿都练的。 |
| [05:43.71] | ********，最拿手的就是配钥匙。都会都会。而且抗击打能力很强，一般人你打不躺下他。 |
| [05:53.26] | 哎你们不信？你们谁恨他……谁，谁愿意试试。李云天！你来K来，给你小叔来一下，用劲啊 |
| [06:03.30] | （啪）没使劲啊，侯爷练过，要是一般的演员这一下估计就受不了了。我们管这路演员叫 |
| [06:15.28] | 允文允武。站舞台上来，练两下子。xxx（没听清） |
| [06:40.03] | 得嘞走吧，怎么办啊，走啊，走吧！ |
| [00:00.00] | hao de xia mian di wo men de jie mu jiu zheng shi kai shi le |
| [00:03.88] | na shou xian ne, wo men zhang sheng qing chu guo de gang lao shi |
| [00:05.97] | dai ling jin tian can jia yan chu de quan ti yan yuan, shang tai gen da jia jian ge mian |
| [00:10.18] | zan men zhang sheng you qing |
| [00:38.35] | ren lai de bu shao, wo ye hen xin wei, a. zheng yue shi si, mei chu zheng yue dou zai nian li bian |
| [00:49.75] | ying gai xian gei da huo bai nian, zan zhe shao wei wan le dian, suan shi wan nian |
| [00:54.40] | zhu da jia wan nian xing fu |
| [01:00.23] | bu neng zhe me shuo a, jin tian ming tian lian zhe liang tian |
| [01:02.86] | bei jing de yun she ne, kai shi you liang chang xiang sheng zhuan chang, bei ban na xie zhe le |
| [01:08.54] | wei le nao chun a bu shi bu shi a bu shi |
| [01:14.67] | wu zi a, xie de bu qing chu a ha wu zi shi ni xiao ming r |
| [01:20.32] | ni zui hao zhao zhe ci er shuo gang shang lai na you ci er a |
| [01:25.39] | dou ren shi a, yu qian, jiu shi bei jing de yun she zhong liu di zhu bu gan zhu ming xiang sheng yan yuan a |
| [01:32.40] | yu lao shuo de bu cuo, shuo xue dou chang yang yang ju jia, a, tai shang tai xia du hen hao |
| [01:43.62] | wo zhe me yi shuo ni men jiu zhe me yi ting, a |
| [01:46.89] | jie shao yi xia a, lai, wo de da tu di he yun wei |
| [01:52.68] | bei jing de yun she de ju ren, ba tui ju le de ren, wo shou tu di you yao qiu, bi wo gao de bu yao |
| [02:08.46] | xiao wei zhe ge, zhe ji nian zai bei jing fa zhan de hen hao, guan zhong men hen xi huan ta, shi bu shi? |
| [02:17.77] | dang ran hai zi fei chang de nu li, qin fen, yue lai yue hao ba |
| [02:21.83] | gu ji zhe ge er ye jiu zhe yi si le, ni kan na pang bian na duo gao, ni hui qu rang ta guo lai |
| [02:27.05] | ye shi wo tu di, li gen. |
| [02:33.55] | shuo xiang sheng bai de shi li li shan lao shi, shuo ping shu shi wo de tu di, jiao li jing qi. li jing qi shi shuo shu de yi ming |
| [02:41.63] | li gen shi ta dang zong tong shi hou de yi ming |
| [02:46.58] | gui? xia lai le gan jue, gui? xia lai le, ling yi ge ju ren |
| [02:52.44] | zhao yun xia, dong bei ren, ji jing kan ke, you chang ge zhuan dao xiang sheng lai le |
| [02:58.55] | tai shang tai xia, ren hen sui he, te bie ai guang jie, na tian ni men yao shi ge xi dan kan jian ta, liu shen bie cai zhe wo men |
| [03:11.88] | lai, yue yun peng. a zhe you peng de a, na bian dou ni men jia qin qi shi ma |
| [03:20.76] | mei you la, zhe hai zi bu cuo a. yi zhi zai wo men jia chi fan, yuan lai mei you zhe me pang de |
| [03:29.45] | zhei xie ri zi yue lai yue jian pang. tai shang hen sa tuo, ye neng shuo ye neng chang ye neng zhe teng. hao duo ren dou xi huan ta. |
| [03:39.16] | ta de fen si zi cheng jiao, yue bing shi ba. ting he shi, zheng yue shi wu chi yue bing a, yuan xiao a |
| [03:48.16] | ya bian le jiu shi yuan xiao, hui qu ba. |
| [03:52.54] | wo shi di, li jing. bei jing gai bang shao bang zhu. tai shang tai xia fei chang de yong gong zhe ge ren |
| [04:06.19] | zhang de ye jing shen, da yan zhu zi zhe me da ge. chi fan lao pa ta diao tang li bian |
| [04:11.36] | a bu shi ni bie dong ni bie dong, ni bie dong a, zhe tiao guo ni qu a, pang bian zhe pang zi chu lai |
| [04:20.98] | li yun jie. zui zao shi xue jing ju, qing yi, wo men lia shi ma. song piao wo dou bu qu. |
| [04:36.06] | pang bian, wo shi ge. shi ai dong, kuai ban ming jia liang hou min de wai sheng. kuai ban, xiang sheng, shuai jiao san men bao. |
| [04:49.51] | lai, nin chu lai yi xia, lai lai lai lao ye zi. bei jing de yun she yan yuan, hou zhen. ta de ye ye shi xiang sheng da shi |
| [04:57.62] | hou bao lin xian sheng. hou bao lin xian sheng san ge er zi, zhang zi hou yao zhong, ci zi hou yao hua, san zi hou yao wen |
| [05:08.89] | hou yao wen xian sheng shi wo de shi fu. ta fu qin shi hou zi da ye hou yao zhong. yin wei bu cong shi zhe men gong zuo, da jia zhi dao de bu duo |
| [05:20.23] | hou men san dai, xian zai jiu sheng zhe me yi ge shuo xiang sheng de le. hou zhen, da jia duo gu zhang. |
| [05:22.58] | da xiao xian xue de wu shu, ye ye na hui er shuo you hao shen ti, gan gong zuo shen me dou xing. xian xue de wu shu. |
| [05:32.90] | dao qiang jian ji fu yue gou cha, dou hui. a, jin zhong zhao tie bu shan er dou lian de. |
| [05:43.71] | , zui na shou de jiu shi pei yao shi. dou hui dou hui. er qie kang ji da neng li hen qiang, yi ban ren ni da bu tang xia ta. |
| [05:53.26] | ai ni men bu xin? ni men shui hen ta shui, shui yuan yi shi shi. li yun tian! ni lai K lai, gei ni xiao shu lai yi xia, yong jin a |
| [06:03.30] | pa mei shi jin a, hou ye lian guo, yao shi yi ban de yan yuan zhe yi xia gu ji jiu shou bu liao le. wo men guan zhe lu yan yuan jiao |
| [06:15.28] | yun wen yun wu. zhan wu tai shang lai, lian liang xia zi. xxx mei ting qing |
| [06:40.03] | de lei zou ba, zen me ban a, zou a, zou ba! |
| [00:00.00] | hǎo de xià miàn dí wǒ men de jié mù jiù zhèng shì kāi shǐ le |
| [00:03.88] | nà shǒu xiān ne, wǒ men zhǎng shēng qǐng chū guō dé gāng lǎo shī |
| [00:05.97] | dài lǐng jīn tiān cān jiā yǎn chū de quán tǐ yǎn yuán, shàng tái gēn dà jiā jiàn gè miàn |
| [00:10.18] | zán men zhǎng shēng yǒu qǐng |
| [00:38.35] | rén lái de bù shǎo, wǒ yě hěn xīn wèi, a. zhēng yuè shí sì, méi chū zhēng yuè dōu zài nián lǐ biān |
| [00:49.75] | yīng gāi xiān gěi dà huǒ bài nián, zán zhè shāo wēi wǎn le diǎn, suàn shì wǎn nián |
| [00:54.40] | zhù dà jiā wǎn nián xìng fú |
| [01:00.23] | bù néng zhè me shuō a, jīn tiān míng tiān lián zhe liǎng tiān |
| [01:02.86] | běi jīng dé yún shè ne, kāi shǐ yǒu liǎng chǎng xiàng sheng zhuān chǎng, bèi bǎn nà xiě zhe le |
| [01:08.54] | wèi le nào chūn a bù shì bú shì a bú shì |
| [01:14.67] | wù zǐ a, xiě dé bù qīng chǔ ā hā wù zǐ shì nǐ xiǎo míng r |
| [01:20.32] | nǐ zuì hǎo zhào zhe cí ér shuō gāng shàng lái nǎ yǒu cí ér a |
| [01:25.39] | dōu rèn shi a, yú qiān, jiù shì běi jīng dé yún shè zhōng liú dǐ zhù bù gǎn zhù míng xiàng sheng yǎn yuán a |
| [01:32.40] | yú lǎo shuō de bù cuò, shuō xué dòu chàng yàng yàng jù jiā, a, tái shàng tái xià dū hěn hǎo |
| [01:43.62] | wǒ zhè me yī shuō nǐ men jiù zhè me yī tīng, a |
| [01:46.89] | jiè shào yī xià a, lái, wǒ de dà tú dì hé yún wěi |
| [01:52.68] | běi jīng dé yún shè de jù rén, bǎ tuǐ jù le de rén, wǒ shōu tú dì yǒu yāo qiú, bǐ wǒ gāo de bú yào |
| [02:08.46] | xiǎo wěi zhè gè, zhè jǐ nián zài běi jīng fā zhǎn de hěn hǎo, guān zhòng men hěn xǐ huān tā, shì bú shì? |
| [02:17.77] | dāng rán hái zi fēi cháng de nǔ lì, qín fèn, yuè lái yuè hǎo ba |
| [02:21.83] | gū jì zhè gè ér yě jiù zhè yì sī le, nǐ kàn nà páng biān nà duō gāo, nǐ huí qù ràng tā guò lái |
| [02:27.05] | yě shì wǒ tú dì, lǐ gēn. |
| [02:33.55] | shuō xiàng sheng bài de shì lǐ lì shān lǎo shī, shuō píng shū shì wǒ de tú dì, jiào lǐ jǐng qí. lǐ jǐng qí shì shuō shū de yì míng |
| [02:41.63] | lǐ gēn shì tā dāng zǒng tǒng shí hòu de yì míng |
| [02:46.58] | guì? xià lái le gǎn jué, guì? xià lái le, lìng yí gè jù rén |
| [02:52.44] | zhào yún xiá, dōng běi rén, jǐ jīng kǎn kě, yóu chàng gē zhuǎn dào xiàng sheng lái le |
| [02:58.55] | tái shàng tái xià, rén hěn suí hé, tè bié ài guàng jiē, nǎ tiān nǐ men yào shì gē xī dān kàn jiàn tā, liú shén bié cǎi zhe wǒ men |
| [03:11.88] | lái, yuè yún péng. a zhè yǒu pěng dé a, nà biān dōu nǐ men jiā qīn qī shì ma |
| [03:20.76] | méi yǒu la, zhè hái zi bù cuò a. yī zhí zài wǒ men jiā chī fàn, yuán lái méi yǒu zhè me pàng de |
| [03:29.45] | zhèi xiē rì zi yuè lái yuè jiàn pàng. tái shàng hěn sǎ tuō, yě néng shuō yě néng chàng yě néng zhē téng. hǎo duō rén dōu xǐ huān tā. |
| [03:39.16] | tā de fěn sī zì chēng jiào, yuè bǐng shì ba. tǐng hé shì, zhēng yuè shí wǔ chī yuè bǐng a, yuán xiāo a |
| [03:48.16] | yā biǎn le jiù shì yuán xiāo, huí qù ba. |
| [03:52.54] | wǒ shī dì, lǐ jīng. běi jīng gài bāng shǎo bāng zhǔ. tái shàng tái xià fēi cháng de yòng gōng zhè gè rén |
| [04:06.19] | zhǎng de yě jīng shén, dà yǎn zhū zi zhè me dà gè. chī fàn lǎo pà tā diào tāng lǐ biān |
| [04:11.36] | a bú shì nǐ bié dòng nǐ bié dòng, nǐ bié dòng a, zhè tiào guò nǐ qù a, páng biān zhè pàng zi chū lái |
| [04:20.98] | lǐ yún jié. zuì zǎo shì xué jīng jù, qīng yī, wǒ men liǎ shì ma. sòng piào wǒ dōu bù qù. |
| [04:36.06] | páng biān, wǒ shī gē. shǐ ài dōng, kuài bǎn míng jiā liáng hòu mín de wài shēng. kuài bǎn, xiàng sheng, shuāi jiāo sān mén bào. |
| [04:49.51] | lái, nín chū lái yī xià, lái lái lái lǎo yé zǐ. běi jīng dé yún shè yǎn yuán, hóu zhèn. tā de yé ye shì xiàng sheng dà shī |
| [04:57.62] | hóu bǎo lín xiān shēng. hóu bǎo lín xiān shēng sān ge ér zi, zhǎng zǐ hóu yào zhōng, cì zǐ hóu yào huá, sān zi hóu yào wén |
| [05:08.89] | hóu yào wén xiān shēng shì wǒ de shī fù. tā fù qīn shì hòu zì dà yé hóu yào zhōng. yīn wèi bù cóng shì zhè mén gōng zuò, dà jiā zhī dào de bù duō |
| [05:20.23] | hóu mén sān dài, xiàn zài jiù shèng zhè me yí gè shuō xiàng sheng de le. hóu zhèn, dà jiā duō gǔ zhǎng. |
| [05:22.58] | dǎ xiǎo xiān xué de wǔ shù, yé ye nà huì ér shuō yǒu hǎo shēn tǐ, gàn gōng zuò shén me dōu xíng. xiān xué de wǔ shù. |
| [05:32.90] | dāo qiāng jiàn jǐ fǔ yuè gōu chà, dōu huì. a, jīn zhōng zhào tiě bù shān ér dōu liàn de. |
| [05:43.71] | , zuì ná shǒu de jiù shì pèi yào shi. dōu huì dōu huì. ér qiě kàng jī dǎ néng lì hěn qiáng, yì bān rén nǐ dǎ bù tǎng xià tā. |
| [05:53.26] | āi nǐ men bù xìn? nǐ men shuí hèn tā shuí, shuí yuàn yì shì shì. lǐ yún tiān! nǐ lái K lái, gěi nǐ xiǎo shū lái yī xià, yòng jìn a |
| [06:03.30] | pā méi shǐ jìn a, hóu yé liàn guò, yào shì yì bān de yǎn yuán zhè yī xià gū jì jiù shòu bù liǎo le. wǒ men guǎn zhè lù yǎn yuán jiào |
| [06:15.28] | yǔn wén yǔn wǔ. zhàn wǔ tái shàng lái, liàn liǎng xià zǐ. xxx méi tīng qīng |
| [06:40.03] | dé lei zǒu ba, zěn me bàn a, zǒu a, zǒu ba! |
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