| 歌曲 | Friends S02E01 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第二季） |
| [02:34.-2] | Welcome to our country. |
| [02:59.-3] | She went to the airport,and she's gonna go for it with Ross. |
| [03:18.-1] | Yes,we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. |
| [03:50.-2] | You said he liked me! |
| [03:56.-1] | That's all right. We got the bags. |
| [04:10.-3] | Everyone,this is Julie. |
| [05:13.-3] | Isn't that great? |
| [05:15.-3] | Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? |
| [07:10.-2] | He said.... |
| [08:17.-2] | Because I'm just.... |
| [08:19.-1] | I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. |
| [09:03.-4] | All right,when was 1 990? 1990 |
| [12:02.-2] | People do stupid things when they're upset. |
| [13:59.-1] | -That's it. I quit. -What? I didn't say anything! |
| [15:22.-2] | Now we'll do your inseam. |
| [16:46.-1] | Come on,how can I just tell him? What about Julie? |
| [20:04.-4] | That was a stupid thing I did. |
| [21:05.-1] | "Oh,my God. I'm with Rachel!" |
| [22:18.-4] | No. |
| [00:02.38] | This is pretty much what's happened so far. |
| [00:05.32] | Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. |
| [00:08.32] | Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... |
| [00:11.52] | ...Iike cats,Italian guys. |
| [00:13.59] | And finally,Chandler was, like,"Forget about her." |
| [00:17.00] | When Ross was in China,Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. |
| [00:21.77] | She was,like,"Oh,my God!" |
| [00:23.84] | So she went to the airport to meet him. |
| [00:26.84] | She didn 't know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. |
| [00:31.88] | That's pretty much everything you need to know. |
| [00:34.61] | But enough about us. How have you been? |
| [00:37.05] | The One With Ross' New Girlfriend |
| [01:23.36] | Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. |
| [01:32.84] | Oh,my God! |
| [01:34.64] | Oh,my God! |
| [01:36.31] | Excuse me. |
| [01:37.34] | Move,move,move! Emergency,please! |
| [01:40.15] | Excuse me,excuse me. |
| [01:50.39] | There you are! |
| [01:54.93] | So,so.... |
| [01:57.43] | How was China? You! |
| [02:00.93] | It was great. |
| [02:03.10] | What happened? |
| [02:04.27] | -You're bleeding. -I am? |
| [02:06.00] | Oh,look at that! Yes,I am. |
| [02:08.07] | Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! |
| [02:10.78] | Come on,I wanna hear everything! Everything! |
| [02:16.01] | Well,where do I start? |
| [02:18.75] | This is Julie. Julie,this is Rachel. |
| [02:26.86] | These are.... |
| [02:27.93] | These are... |
| [02:29.23] | ...aren't for you. … |
| [02:32.10] | These are for you. |
| [02:38.74] | Thank you. I'm from New York. |
| [02:44.44] | No problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding. |
| [02:50.32] | Baggage claim? |
| [03:02.89] | Oh,my God! This is huge! |
| [03:07.17] | This is bigger than huge. This is.... |
| [03:09.63] | All right,what's bigger than huge? |
| [03:13.74] | This? |
| [03:16.27] | Guys,you got new haircuts! |
| [03:22.11] | Because,you know,"lf you don't look good,we don't look good." |
| [03:26.02] | I love that voice! |
| [03:28.59] | You guys! |
| [03:31.12] | Airport. Airport. Ross. |
| [03:34.26] | Not alone. |
| [03:35.49] | Julie. |
| [03:37.13] | Arm around her! |
| [03:39.46] | Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! |
| [03:42.53] | I think she's trying to tell us something. |
| [03:45.30] | Quick,get the verbs. |
| [03:48.01] | You! You! |
| [03:52.18] | You! |
| [03:53.34] | You slowpokes! |
| [04:02.19] | This is my sister,Monica. |
| [04:04.62] | This is Chandler. |
| [04:06.16] | Phoebe,hi. |
| [04:07.49] | Joey. |
| [04:12.23] | Julie. |
| [04:19.50] | But I'm not here, you haven't met me. |
| [04:21.57] | I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me. |
| [04:25.74] | -And bus. -Oh,my God! |
| [04:28.15] | -With the screaming guy -And the spitting. |
| [04:30.52] | You gotta hear this story. |
| [04:32.25] | We're on this bus that's 200 years old. |
| [04:34.85] | Two hundred,at least. |
| [04:36.35] | And the chicken poops in her lap! |
| [04:45.40] | I'm so sorry. |
| [04:47.43] | I just gave away the ending,didn't l? |
| [04:49.73] | I just heard this story in the cab... |
| [04:52.34] | ...and it is all I can think about. … |
| [04:58.38] | This is amazing. |
| [05:01.35] | How did this happen? |
| [05:02.71] | We were in grad school together. |
| [05:04.58] | We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China... |
| [05:08.09] | ...guess who's in charge of the dig? … |
| [05:10.19] | Julie! |
| [05:21.63] | It's an expression. |
| [05:24.57] | We just wanted to say a quick hi. |
| [05:27.04] | -Then we'll see the baby. -Then get some sleep. |
| [05:29.94] | It's 6:00 tomorrow night,our time. |
| [05:32.08] | Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I like being surprised. |
| [05:40.32] | Bye! |
| [05:52.73] | -Can I get some coffee? -Sure. |
| [05:55.60] | -Did you talk to him yet? -No. |
| [05:57.50] | Then,no. |
| [06:11.42] | What the hell happened to you in China? |
| [06:14.15] | When last we left you, you were in love with,you know. |
| [06:17.76] | I know I was. |
| [06:19.16] | But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: |
| [06:22.43] | "It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? |
| [06:27.33] | God? |
| [06:29.63] | It was you,pal. |
| [06:32.14] | Maybe it was God doing me. |
| [06:35.64] | You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all. |
| [06:40.18] | And then I met Julie... |
| [06:42.45] | ...and we're having a great time. |
| [06:44.55] | I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you. |
| [06:50.29] | Well,you owe me one,big guy. |
| [06:53.36] | Your lemonade. |
| [06:54.69] | I didn't order it. |
| [06:57.53] | Then go take that back. They'll charge you for that. |
| [07:00.90] | Go,go,go! Come on,come on! |
| [07:05.67] | So what did you find out? |
| [07:08.37] | He said.... |
| [07:14.68] | They're having a great time. |
| [07:17.15] | I'm sorry. |
| [07:19.68] | But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... |
| [07:22.65] | ...is that he made this decision all by himself... |
| [07:26.00] | ...without any outside help whatsoever. |
| [07:29.89] | How is that a silver lining? |
| [07:32.40] | You have to really wanna see it. |
| [07:40.74] | Ironically,these guys were picked last in gym. |
| [07:44.68] | Hey,Pheebs. |
| [07:46.38] | You know what I'm thinking? |
| [07:53.05] | How... |
| [07:54.89] | ...it's been so long since you've had sex... |
| [07:57.72] | ...you're wondering if they've changed it? |
| [08:01.56] | No. Although now that's what I'm thinking. |
| [08:06.53] | So what were you thinking? |
| [08:08.37] | You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like to do mine. |
| [08:13.57] | No. |
| [08:15.94] | Why not? |
| [08:22.61] | No,you're not. |
| [08:24.32] | I know I'm not,but you are. |
| [08:26.75] | I was trying to spare your feelings. |
| [08:32.79] | Hold on. |
| [08:33.89] | Ross,Julie for you. |
| [08:42.77] | Anybody know a good tailor? |
| [08:44.34] | You need clothes altered? |
| [08:46.00] | No,I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| [08:50.17] | Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. |
| [08:53.51] | He did my first suit when I was 1 5. |
| [08:55.65] | No,wait,1 6. |
| [08:58.18] | No,excuse me,1 5. |
| [09:07.59] | You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! |
| [09:20.00] | Sweetheart,I'll see you later. |
| [09:22.01] | Okay,bye. |
| [09:25.64] | That is so sweet. |
| [09:31.55] | Okay. No,you hang up. |
| [09:33.72] | No,you |
| [09:37.00] | One,two,three. |
| [09:42.06] | You didn't hang up either. |
| [09:43.56] | She didn't hang up. |
| [09:50.87] | No,you hang up. |
| [09:52.30] | You. You. |
| [10:03.81] | Sorry,I thought you were talking to me. |
| [10:08.15] | Rachel. |
| [10:09.85] | I'll just call her back. |
| [10:13.19] | Hi,sweetie. I'm sorry. We got disconnected. |
| [10:15.66] | No,you hang up. |
| [10:18.20] | How did this happen to me? |
| [10:19.86] | A week ago,two weeks ago,I was fine. |
| [10:22.93] | Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. |
| [10:25.84] | Now all of a sudden,he's Ross... |
| [10:30.04] | ...this really great guy that I can't have. |
| [10:34.45] | Sweetie,I wanted you to have him too. |
| [10:37.08] | I know you did. |
| [10:40.25] | I'm just gonna deal with it. |
| [10:45.92] | I gotta get out of here! |
| [10:51.03] | I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her. |
| [10:59.74] | You know,I think I was 1 6. |
| [11:04.61] | Please,just a little bit off the back. |
| [11:07.58] | I'm still on "no." |
| [11:11.32] | Morning. |
| [11:13.45] | Could you close your eyes for a sec? |
| [11:15.62] | No,no,no. I'm not falling for that again. |
| [11:21.09] | What's going on? |
| [11:22.16] | I sort of did a stupid thing last night. |
| [11:24.60] | What stupid thing did you do? |
| [11:36.47] | Why don't you just go get dressed... |
| [11:39.01] | ...then you'll be on your way. Bye-bye. |
| [11:43.31] | How did this happen? |
| [11:45.28] | I kind of ran into him last night. |
| [11:47.62] | -Where? -At his apartment. |
| [11:49.12] | Is this juice? |
| [11:51.32] | And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? |
| [11:55.29] | Oh,God,I know. I'm pathetic,I'm a loser. |
| [11:59.20] | Honey,you're not pathetic. You're just sad. |
| [12:04.50] | My God,if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't |
| [12:11.78] | But this is about your horrible mistake. |
| [12:19.22] | Sorry we're late. |
| [12:20.35] | We were.... |
| [12:21.82] | Well,there was touching. |
| [12:29.66] | Hey,Ross! |
| [12:32.23] | What a.... |
| [12:35.17] | What are you doing here? |
| [12:37.33] | I do Raquel! |
| [12:45.58] | So he's back? |
| [12:47.58] | Yeah,he's back. Is that a problem? |
| [12:50.35] | No,not a problem. |
| [12:52.38] | Good. Glad it's not a problem. |
| [12:55.00] | You're gonna have to not touch my ass. |
| [13:02.26] | Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... |
| [13:05.90] | ... my pants need to be altered. |
| [13:07.67] | When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. |
| [13:11.44] | He'll know what it means. |
| [13:15.41] | You sure he'll crack that code? |
| [13:19.41] | It's funny. The last time Paolo was here,my hair was so much cuter. |
| [13:24.12] | All right. |
| [13:26.55] | But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... |
| [13:31.12] | ...and all Monica about it. |
| [13:34.59] | I promise. |
| [13:35.86] | All right,let's see. |
| [13:37.63] | Now,some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. |
| [13:43.03] | But I promise,none of you will feel a thing. |
| [14:02.65] | But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. |
| [14:06.39] | This is the face of a person who,you know... |
| [14:09.63] | ...doesn't trust a person. |
| [14:12.73] | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| [14:14.60] | It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed. |
| [14:18.44] | Would you relax? I know what I am doing. |
| [14:22.14] | This is how he wears it. |
| [14:26.81] | How who wears it? |
| [14:28.15] | Demi Moore. |
| [14:30.61] | Demi Moore is not a "he." |
| [14:32.62] | Well,he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10. |
| [14:37.49] | That's Dudley Moore! |
| [14:39.26] | I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! |
| [14:43.83] | Oh,my God! |
| [14:45.83] | Oh,God! |
| [14:48.17] | Oh,my God! I'm sorry! |
| [14:50.70] | Which one is Demi Moore? |
| [14:52.37] | She's the actress that was in Disclosure,Indecent Proposal,Ghost! |
| [14:57.34] | She's got gorgeous hair. |
| [14:59.14] | I know! |
| [15:07.89] | How long do you want the cuffs? |
| [15:10.19] | At least as long as I have the pants. |
| [15:16.79] | I just got that. |
| [15:37.31] | How is she? |
| [15:39.58] | It's too soon to tell. |
| [15:42.82] | She's resting,which is a good sign. |
| [15:46.59] | How's the hair? |
| [15:48.06] | I'm not gonna lie to you. It doesn't look good. |
| [15:53.10] | I put a clip on one side,which seems to have stopped the curling. |
| [15:58.07] | Can we see her? |
| [15:59.77] | Your hair looks too good. It'd upset her. |
| [16:03.27] | Ross,you come on in. |
| [16:12.38] | Well,how you doing? |
| [16:14.05] | I'm okay. |
| [16:15.12] | That bad,huh? |
| [16:17.69] | Look,I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. |
| [16:21.43] | It's one of my gifts. |
| [16:28.27] | Joey,when I saw him get off that plane with her... |
| [16:32.24] | ...I really thought I just hit rock bottom. |
| [16:35.61] | But today,it's like there's rock bottom... |
| [16:39.24] | ... 50 feet of crap... |
| [16:41.41] | ...then me. … |
| [16:44.15] | Tell Ross how you feel. |
| [16:49.29] | What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. |
| [16:52.49] | Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. |
| [16:56.46] | I don't know. I don't know. |
| [16:59.26] | I've been with my share of women. |
| [17:02.23] | I've been with a lot of people's share of women. |
| [17:06.14] | But the point is... |
| [17:08.07] | ... I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. |
| [17:14.31] | Really? |
| [17:22.29] | Yo,paisan! |
| [17:26.69] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [17:32.16] | Your tailor... |
| [17:33.93] | ...is a very bad man! |
| [17:38.37] | What are you talking about? |
| [17:40.14] | Hey,what's going on? |
| [17:46.94] | Joey's tailor... |
| [17:52.15] | ...took advantage of me. |
| [17:56.29] | No way! I've been going to the guy for 1 2 years. |
| [17:59.62] | He said he was gonna do my inseam. |
| [18:01.89] | Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite |
| [18:05.83] | What? |
| [18:07.73] | Cupping. |
| [18:12.34] | That's how they do pants! |
| [18:16.54] | First they go up one side, they move it over. |
| [18:19.34] | Then they go up the other side, move it back,then they do the rear. |
| [18:26.15] | Ross,tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? |
| [18:29.49] | Yes,yes,it is. In prison! |
| [18:38.70] | What's the matter with you? |
| [18:40.90] | What? |
| [18:45.50] | That's not? |
| [18:52.74] | Oh,my God! |
| [19:01.69] | Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. |
| [19:06.69] | I like it. |
| [19:08.56] | I do. I think it's a 10! |
| [19:13.46] | Thank you. |
| [19:14.87] | My hair is very amused. |
| [19:16.60] | Come on,things could be worse. |
| [19:19.70] | You could "get caught between the moon and New York City. |
| [19:24.94] | I know it's crazy,but it's true." |
| [19:29.61] | Thank you. |
| [19:31.32] | Well,I gotta go. Bye. |
| [19:33.78] | Bye,Rach! |
| [19:35.12] | Wait,are you leaving? |
| [19:36.92] | That's what I meant by "bye." |
| [19:39.66] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [19:45.63] | When the doctor does that hernia test.... |
| [19:49.43] | That's okay. |
| [19:54.47] | What's going on? |
| [19:57.24] | Well,okay,first of all... |
| [20:01.01] | ... Paolo and I are not back together. |
| [20:06.18] | If I could go back in time and do it again... |
| [20:09.52] | ...well,I wouldn't. |
| [20:14.49] | Second of all.... |
| [20:16.79] | What? |
| [20:20.80] | Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... |
| [20:24.80] | ... I tell you what I think... |
| [20:26.47] | ...and the next day you get back together with him... |
| [20:29.14] | ...and I look like a complete idiot? |
| [20:33.71] | Well,then,I think the guy's scum. |
| [20:37.11] | I hate him. I mean,I actually I physically hate him. |
| [20:41.89] | I always have. |
| [20:43.32] | And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. |
| [20:48.19] | Really? |
| [20:49.83] | You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... |
| [20:52.86] | ...and who gets how funny... |
| [20:55.03] | ...and sweet and amazing... |
| [20:57.80] | ...and adorable and sexy you are. |
| [21:01.04] | You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: |
| [21:08.75] | You know? Someone who makes you feel good. |
| [21:11.92] | Like the way I do with Julie. |
| [21:19.72] | Was there a "second of all"? |
| [21:27.86] | No,I think that was the whole "all." |
| [21:33.20] | I gotta go. |
| [21:36.34] | Thanks. |
| [21:45.18] | No,I swear to God,Dad! |
| [21:47.25] | That's not how they measure pants! |
| [21:56.46] | I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut. |
| [22:00.23] | -Yeah,I could do that. -Really? |
| [22:02.87] | -You wanna do it now? -Great! |
| [22:07.14] | See you. |
| [22:09.57] | I just wanna make really sure this time. |
| [22:12.48] | Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral,right? |
| [22:22.59] | That's Roddy McDowall. |
| [22:25.72] | Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. |
| [22:31.90] | -Thank you. -You're welcome. |
| [02:34.-2] | Welcome to our country. |
| [02:59.-3] | She went to the airport, and she' s gonna go for it with Ross. |
| [03:18.-1] | Yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. |
| [03:50.-2] | You said he liked me! |
| [03:56.-1] | That' s all right. We got the bags. |
| [04:10.-3] | Everyone, this is Julie. |
| [05:13.-3] | Isn' t that great? |
| [05:15.-3] | Isn' t that just kickyouinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? |
| [07:10.-2] | He said.... |
| [08:17.-2] | Because I' m just.... |
| [08:19.-1] | I' m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. |
| [09:03.-4] | All right, when was 1 990? 1990 |
| [12:02.-2] | People do stupid things when they' re upset. |
| [13:59.-1] | That' s it. I quit. What? I didn' t say anything! |
| [15:22.-2] | Now we' ll do your inseam. |
| [16:46.-1] | Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie? |
| [20:04.-4] | That was a stupid thing I did. |
| [21:05.-1] | " Oh, my God. I' m with Rachel!" |
| [22:18.-4] | No. |
| [00:02.38] | This is pretty much what' s happened so far. |
| [00:05.32] | Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. |
| [00:08.32] | Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... |
| [00:11.52] | ... Iike cats, Italian guys. |
| [00:13.59] | And finally, Chandler was, like," Forget about her." |
| [00:17.00] | When Ross was in China, Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. |
| [00:21.77] | She was, like," Oh, my God!" |
| [00:23.84] | So she went to the airport to meet him. |
| [00:26.84] | She didn ' t know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. |
| [00:31.88] | That' s pretty much everything you need to know. |
| [00:34.61] | But enough about us. How have you been? |
| [00:37.05] | The One With Ross' New Girlfriend |
| [01:23.36] | Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. |
| [01:32.84] | Oh, my God! |
| [01:34.64] | Oh, my God! |
| [01:36.31] | Excuse me. |
| [01:37.34] | Move, move, move! Emergency, please! |
| [01:40.15] | Excuse me, excuse me. |
| [01:50.39] | There you are! |
| [01:54.93] | So, so.... |
| [01:57.43] | How was China? You! |
| [02:00.93] | It was great. |
| [02:03.10] | What happened? |
| [02:04.27] | You' re bleeding. I am? |
| [02:06.00] | Oh, look at that! Yes, I am. |
| [02:08.07] | Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! |
| [02:10.78] | Come on, I wanna hear everything! Everything! |
| [02:16.01] | Well, where do I start? |
| [02:18.75] | This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. |
| [02:26.86] | These are.... |
| [02:27.93] | These are... |
| [02:29.23] | ... aren' t for you. |
| [02:32.10] | These are for you. |
| [02:38.74] | Thank you. I' m from New York. |
| [02:44.44] | No problem. We' ll use them to stop the bleeding. |
| [02:50.32] | Baggage claim? |
| [03:02.89] | Oh, my God! This is huge! |
| [03:07.17] | This is bigger than huge. This is.... |
| [03:09.63] | All right, what' s bigger than huge? |
| [03:13.74] | This? |
| [03:16.27] | Guys, you got new haircuts! |
| [03:22.11] | Because, you know," lf you don' t look good, we don' t look good." |
| [03:26.02] | I love that voice! |
| [03:28.59] | You guys! |
| [03:31.12] | Airport. Airport. Ross. |
| [03:34.26] | Not alone. |
| [03:35.49] | Julie. |
| [03:37.13] | Arm around her! |
| [03:39.46] | Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! |
| [03:42.53] | I think she' s trying to tell us something. |
| [03:45.30] | Quick, get the verbs. |
| [03:48.01] | You! You! |
| [03:52.18] | You! |
| [03:53.34] | You slowpokes! |
| [04:02.19] | This is my sister, Monica. |
| [04:04.62] | This is Chandler. |
| [04:06.16] | Phoebe, hi. |
| [04:07.49] | Joey. |
| [04:12.23] | Julie. |
| [04:19.50] | But I' m not here, you haven' t met me. |
| [04:21.57] | I' ll make a better impression when I don' t have 20 hours of plane on me. |
| [04:25.74] | And bus. Oh, my God! |
| [04:28.15] | With the screaming guy And the spitting. |
| [04:30.52] | You gotta hear this story. |
| [04:32.25] | We' re on this bus that' s 200 years old. |
| [04:34.85] | Two hundred, at least. |
| [04:36.35] | And the chicken poops in her lap! |
| [04:45.40] | I' m so sorry. |
| [04:47.43] | I just gave away the ending, didn' t l? |
| [04:49.73] | I just heard this story in the cab... |
| [04:52.34] | ... and it is all I can think about. |
| [04:58.38] | This is amazing. |
| [05:01.35] | How did this happen? |
| [05:02.71] | We were in grad school together. |
| [05:04.58] | We haven' t seen each other since then. I land in China... |
| [05:08.09] | ... guess who' s in charge of the dig? |
| [05:10.19] | Julie! |
| [05:21.63] | It' s an expression. |
| [05:24.57] | We just wanted to say a quick hi. |
| [05:27.04] | Then we' ll see the baby. Then get some sleep. |
| [05:29.94] | It' s 6: 00 tomorrow night, our time. |
| [05:32.08] | Don' t tell us what' s gonna happen. I like being surprised. |
| [05:40.32] | Bye! |
| [05:52.73] | Can I get some coffee? Sure. |
| [05:55.60] | Did you talk to him yet? No. |
| [05:57.50] | Then, no. |
| [06:11.42] | What the hell happened to you in China? |
| [06:14.15] | When last we left you, you were in love with, you know. |
| [06:17.76] | I know I was. |
| [06:19.16] | But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: |
| [06:22.43] | " It' s never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? |
| [06:27.33] | God? |
| [06:29.63] | It was you, pal. |
| [06:32.14] | Maybe it was God doing me. |
| [06:35.64] | You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That' s all. |
| [06:40.18] | And then I met Julie... |
| [06:42.45] | ... and we' re having a great time. |
| [06:44.55] | I never would have gone for it, if it hadn' t been for you. |
| [06:50.29] | Well, you owe me one, big guy. |
| [06:53.36] | Your lemonade. |
| [06:54.69] | I didn' t order it. |
| [06:57.53] | Then go take that back. They' ll charge you for that. |
| [07:00.90] | Go, go, go! Come on, come on! |
| [07:05.67] | So what did you find out? |
| [07:08.37] | He said.... |
| [07:14.68] | They' re having a great time. |
| [07:17.15] | I' m sorry. |
| [07:19.68] | But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... |
| [07:22.65] | ... is that he made this decision all by himself... |
| [07:26.00] | ... without any outside help whatsoever. |
| [07:29.89] | How is that a silver lining? |
| [07:32.40] | You have to really wanna see it. |
| [07:40.74] | Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym. |
| [07:44.68] | Hey, Pheebs. |
| [07:46.38] | You know what I' m thinking? |
| [07:53.05] | How... |
| [07:54.89] | ... it' s been so long since you' ve had sex... |
| [07:57.72] | ... you' re wondering if they' ve changed it? |
| [08:01.56] | No. Although now that' s what I' m thinking. |
| [08:06.53] | So what were you thinking? |
| [08:08.37] | You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you' d like to do mine. |
| [08:13.57] | No. |
| [08:15.94] | Why not? |
| [08:22.61] | No, you' re not. |
| [08:24.32] | I know I' m not, but you are. |
| [08:26.75] | I was trying to spare your feelings. |
| [08:32.79] | Hold on. |
| [08:33.89] | Ross, Julie for you. |
| [08:42.77] | Anybody know a good tailor? |
| [08:44.34] | You need clothes altered? |
| [08:46.00] | No, I' m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| [08:50.17] | Go see Frankie. My family' s been going to him forever. |
| [08:53.51] | He did my first suit when I was 1 5. |
| [08:55.65] | No, wait, 1 6. |
| [08:58.18] | No, excuse me, 1 5. |
| [09:07.59] | You have to stop the QTip when there' s resistance! |
| [09:20.00] | Sweetheart, I' ll see you later. |
| [09:22.01] | Okay, bye. |
| [09:25.64] | That is so sweet. |
| [09:31.55] | Okay. No, you hang up. |
| [09:33.72] | No, you |
| [09:37.00] | One, two, three. |
| [09:42.06] | You didn' t hang up either. |
| [09:43.56] | She didn' t hang up. |
| [09:50.87] | No, you hang up. |
| [09:52.30] | You. You. |
| [10:03.81] | Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. |
| [10:08.15] | Rachel. |
| [10:09.85] | I' ll just call her back. |
| [10:13.19] | Hi, sweetie. I' m sorry. We got disconnected. |
| [10:15.66] | No, you hang up. |
| [10:18.20] | How did this happen to me? |
| [10:19.86] | A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. |
| [10:22.93] | Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. |
| [10:25.84] | Now all of a sudden, he' s Ross... |
| [10:30.04] | ... this really great guy that I can' t have. |
| [10:34.45] | Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. |
| [10:37.08] | I know you did. |
| [10:40.25] | I' m just gonna deal with it. |
| [10:45.92] | I gotta get out of here! |
| [10:51.03] | I don' t care what you guys say, something' s bothering her. |
| [10:59.74] | You know, I think I was 1 6. |
| [11:04.61] | Please, just a little bit off the back. |
| [11:07.58] | I' m still on " no." |
| [11:11.32] | Morning. |
| [11:13.45] | Could you close your eyes for a sec? |
| [11:15.62] | No, no, no. I' m not falling for that again. |
| [11:21.09] | What' s going on? |
| [11:22.16] | I sort of did a stupid thing last night. |
| [11:24.60] | What stupid thing did you do? |
| [11:36.47] | Why don' t you just go get dressed... |
| [11:39.01] | ... then you' ll be on your way. Byebye. |
| [11:43.31] | How did this happen? |
| [11:45.28] | I kind of ran into him last night. |
| [11:47.62] | Where? At his apartment. |
| [11:49.12] | Is this juice? |
| [11:51.32] | And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? |
| [11:55.29] | Oh, God, I know. I' m pathetic, I' m a loser. |
| [11:59.20] | Honey, you' re not pathetic. You' re just sad. |
| [12:04.50] | My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn' t |
| [12:11.78] | But this is about your horrible mistake. |
| [12:19.22] | Sorry we' re late. |
| [12:20.35] | We were.... |
| [12:21.82] | Well, there was touching. |
| [12:29.66] | Hey, Ross! |
| [12:32.23] | What a.... |
| [12:35.17] | What are you doing here? |
| [12:37.33] | I do Raquel! |
| [12:45.58] | So he' s back? |
| [12:47.58] | Yeah, he' s back. Is that a problem? |
| [12:50.35] | No, not a problem. |
| [12:52.38] | Good. Glad it' s not a problem. |
| [12:55.00] | You' re gonna have to not touch my ass. |
| [13:02.26] | Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... |
| [13:05.90] | ... my pants need to be altered. |
| [13:07.67] | When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. |
| [13:11.44] | He' ll know what it means. |
| [13:15.41] | You sure he' ll crack that code? |
| [13:19.41] | It' s funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much cuter. |
| [13:24.12] | All right. |
| [13:26.55] | But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... |
| [13:31.12] | ... and all Monica about it. |
| [13:34.59] | I promise. |
| [13:35.86] | All right, let' s see. |
| [13:37.63] | Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren' t. |
| [13:43.03] | But I promise, none of you will feel a thing. |
| [14:02.65] | But this isn' t the face of a person who trusts a person. |
| [14:06.39] | This is the face of a person who, you know... |
| [14:09.63] | ... doesn' t trust a person. |
| [14:12.73] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [14:14.60] | It' s just a little shorter than what we had discussed. |
| [14:18.44] | Would you relax? I know what I am doing. |
| [14:22.14] | This is how he wears it. |
| [14:26.81] | How who wears it? |
| [14:28.15] | Demi Moore. |
| [14:30.61] | Demi Moore is not a " he." |
| [14:32.62] | Well, he was a " he" in Arthur and in 10. |
| [14:37.49] | That' s Dudley Moore! |
| [14:39.26] | I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! |
| [14:43.83] | Oh, my God! |
| [14:45.83] | Oh, God! |
| [14:48.17] | Oh, my God! I' m sorry! |
| [14:50.70] | Which one is Demi Moore? |
| [14:52.37] | She' s the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost! |
| [14:57.34] | She' s got gorgeous hair. |
| [14:59.14] | I know! |
| [15:07.89] | How long do you want the cuffs? |
| [15:10.19] | At least as long as I have the pants. |
| [15:16.79] | I just got that. |
| [15:37.31] | How is she? |
| [15:39.58] | It' s too soon to tell. |
| [15:42.82] | She' s resting, which is a good sign. |
| [15:46.59] | How' s the hair? |
| [15:48.06] | I' m not gonna lie to you. It doesn' t look good. |
| [15:53.10] | I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. |
| [15:58.07] | Can we see her? |
| [15:59.77] | Your hair looks too good. It' d upset her. |
| [16:03.27] | Ross, you come on in. |
| [16:12.38] | Well, how you doing? |
| [16:14.05] | I' m okay. |
| [16:15.12] | That bad, huh? |
| [16:17.69] | Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. |
| [16:21.43] | It' s one of my gifts. |
| [16:28.27] | Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her... |
| [16:32.24] | ... I really thought I just hit rock bottom. |
| [16:35.61] | But today, it' s like there' s rock bottom... |
| [16:39.24] | ... 50 feet of crap... |
| [16:41.41] | ... then me. |
| [16:44.15] | Tell Ross how you feel. |
| [16:49.29] | What about her? They' ve only been going out for two weeks. |
| [16:52.49] | Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. |
| [16:56.46] | I don' t know. I don' t know. |
| [16:59.26] | I' ve been with my share of women. |
| [17:02.23] | I' ve been with a lot of people' s share of women. |
| [17:06.14] | But the point is... |
| [17:08.07] | ... I' ve never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. |
| [17:14.31] | Really? |
| [17:22.29] | Yo, paisan! |
| [17:26.69] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [17:32.16] | Your tailor... |
| [17:33.93] | ... is a very bad man! |
| [17:38.37] | What are you talking about? |
| [17:40.14] | Hey, what' s going on? |
| [17:46.94] | Joey' s tailor... |
| [17:52.15] | ... took advantage of me. |
| [17:56.29] | No way! I' ve been going to the guy for 1 2 years. |
| [17:59.62] | He said he was gonna do my inseam. |
| [18:01.89] | Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite |
| [18:05.83] | What? |
| [18:07.73] | Cupping. |
| [18:12.34] | That' s how they do pants! |
| [18:16.54] | First they go up one side, they move it over. |
| [18:19.34] | Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear. |
| [18:26.15] | Ross, tell him. Isn' t that how a tailor measures pants? |
| [18:29.49] | Yes, yes, it is. In prison! |
| [18:38.70] | What' s the matter with you? |
| [18:40.90] | What? |
| [18:45.50] | That' s not? |
| [18:52.74] | Oh, my God! |
| [19:01.69] | Even Mary Tyler Moore would' ve been better. |
| [19:06.69] | I like it. |
| [19:08.56] | I do. I think it' s a 10! |
| [19:13.46] | Thank you. |
| [19:14.87] | My hair is very amused. |
| [19:16.60] | Come on, things could be worse. |
| [19:19.70] | You could " get caught between the moon and New York City. |
| [19:24.94] | I know it' s crazy, but it' s true." |
| [19:29.61] | Thank you. |
| [19:31.32] | Well, I gotta go. Bye. |
| [19:33.78] | Bye, Rach! |
| [19:35.12] | Wait, are you leaving? |
| [19:36.92] | That' s what I meant by " bye." |
| [19:39.66] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [19:45.63] | When the doctor does that hernia test.... |
| [19:49.43] | That' s okay. |
| [19:54.47] | What' s going on? |
| [19:57.24] | Well, okay, first of all... |
| [20:01.01] | ... Paolo and I are not back together. |
| [20:06.18] | If I could go back in time and do it again... |
| [20:09.52] | ... well, I wouldn' t. |
| [20:14.49] | Second of all.... |
| [20:16.79] | What? |
| [20:20.80] | Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... |
| [20:24.80] | ... I tell you what I think... |
| [20:26.47] | ... and the next day you get back together with him... |
| [20:29.14] | ... and I look like a complete idiot? |
| [20:33.71] | Well, then, I think the guy' s scum. |
| [20:37.11] | I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. |
| [20:41.89] | I always have. |
| [20:43.32] | And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. |
| [20:48.19] | Really? |
| [20:49.83] | You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... |
| [20:52.86] | ... and who gets how funny... |
| [20:55.03] | ... and sweet and amazing... |
| [20:57.80] | ... and adorable and sexy you are. |
| [21:01.04] | You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: |
| [21:08.75] | You know? Someone who makes you feel good. |
| [21:11.92] | Like the way I do with Julie. |
| [21:19.72] | Was there a " second of all"? |
| [21:27.86] | No, I think that was the whole " all." |
| [21:33.20] | I gotta go. |
| [21:36.34] | Thanks. |
| [21:45.18] | No, I swear to God, Dad! |
| [21:47.25] | That' s not how they measure pants! |
| [21:56.46] | I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell' s haircut. |
| [22:00.23] | Yeah, I could do that. Really? |
| [22:02.87] | You wanna do it now? Great! |
| [22:07.14] | See you. |
| [22:09.57] | I just wanna make really sure this time. |
| [22:12.48] | Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? |
| [22:22.59] | That' s Roddy McDowall. |
| [22:25.72] | Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. |
| [22:31.90] | Thank you. You' re welcome. |
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| [03:50.-2] | nǐ shuō tā xǐ huān wǒ! |
| [03:52.18] | nǐ! |
| [03:53.34] | nǐ zhè gè màn láng zhōng! |
| [03:56.-1] | méi guān xì, wǒ men ná le xíng lǐ |
| [04:02.19] | zhè shì wǒ mèi mei mó nī kǎ |
| [04:04.62] | zhè shì qián dé |
| [04:06.16] | fēi bǐ, hāi |
| [04:07.49] | qiáo yī |
| [04:10.-3] | gè wèi, zhè wèi shì zhū lì |
| [04:12.23] | zhū lì |
| [04:19.50] | dàn wǒ hái méi dào wǒ men hái méi jiàn miàn |
| [04:21.57] | méi yǒu lián zuò èr shí xiǎo shí fēi jī míng tiān wǒ huì ràng gè wèi guā mù xiāng kàn |
| [04:25.74] | hái yǒu bā shì ō, tiān a! |
| [04:28.15] | nà gè jiān jiào de jiā huǒ hái yǒu tǔ kǒu shuǐ |
| [04:30.52] | nǐ men yí dìng yào tīng zhè gè gù shì |
| [04:32.25] | wǒ men zuò de bā shì yí dìng yǒu liǎng bǎi nián jiù |
| [04:34.85] | zhì shǎo liǎng bǎi nián jiù |
| [04:36.35] | yì zhī jī lā shǐ zài tā tuǐ shàng! |
| [04:45.40] | duì bù qǐ |
| [04:47.43] | wǒ shuō chū liǎo jié wěi, duì bú duì? |
| [04:49.73] | wǒ zài jì chéng chē shàng tīng le zhè gè gù shì |
| [04:52.34] | mǎn nǎo zi xiǎng de dōu shì zhè gè |
| [04:58.38] | zhēn shì jīng rén |
| [05:01.35] | zěn me fā shēng de? |
| [05:02.71] | luó sī yǔ wǒ yì qǐ shàng guò yán jiū suǒ |
| [05:04.58] | hòu lái jiù méi yǒu zài jiàn miàn wǒ jiàng luò zài zhōng guó jī chǎng shí |
| [05:08.09] | cāi cāi shì shuí fù zé tàn kān? |
| [05:10.19] | jiù shì zhū lì! |
| [05:13.-3] | zhēn shì tài bàng le! |
| [05:15.-3] | zhēn shì bàng dé miàn hóng ěr chì! bàng dé yǒu kǔ shuō bu chū! |
| [05:21.63] | tā xí guàn zhè me shuō |
| [05:24.57] | wǒ men zhǐ shì lái dǎ gè zhāo hū |
| [05:27.04] | rán hòu wǒ men yào qù kàn bǎo bǎo rán hòu shuì yī xià jué |
| [05:29.94] | xiàn zài shì zhōng guó de míng tiān wǎn shàng liù diǎn |
| [05:32.08] | bié gào sù wǒ huì fā shēng shén me shì wǒ bǐ jiào xǐ huān jīng xǐ |
| [05:40.32] | zài jiàn! |
| [05:50.83] | zhōng yāng gōng yuán kā fēi diàn |
| [05:52.73] | ruì qiū, wǒ xiǎng hē diǎn kā fēi méi wèn tí |
| [05:55.60] | nǐ gēn tā tán le ma? méi yǒu |
| [05:57.50] | méi kā fēi gěi nǐ |
| [06:11.42] | nǐ zài zhōng guó fā shēng le shén me shì? |
| [06:14.15] | nǐ lí kāi qián hái fēng kuáng ài zhe nǐ zhī dào de |
| [06:17.76] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ ài tā |
| [06:19.16] | dàn wǒ xīn zhōng yǒu zhè gè xiǎo shēng yīn gào sù wǒ |
| [06:22.43] | bù kě néng chéng gōng de, sǐ xīn ba nǐ zhī dào nà shi shuí de shēng yīn ma? |
| [06:27.33] | shàng dì? |
| [06:29.63] | shì nǐ de shēng yīn, lǎo gē |
| [06:32.14] | yě xǔ shì shàng dì mó fǎng wǒ de shēng yīn |
| [06:35.64] | nǐ shuō de duì tā yǎn zhōng zhǐ bǎ wǒ dàng chéng péng yǒu |
| [06:40.18] | rán hòu wǒ yù jiàn le zhū lì |
| [06:42.45] | wǒ men zài yì qǐ fēi cháng kāi xīn |
| [06:44.55] | yào bú shì yīn wèi nǐ wǒ jué bú huì gēn zhū lì zài yì qǐ |
| [06:50.29] | nǐ qiàn wǒ yí gè qíng, dà gè ér |
| [06:53.36] | nǐ de níng méng zhī |
| [06:54.69] | wǒ méi yǒu jiào níng méng zhī |
| [06:57.53] | nà nǐ zuì hǎo sòng huí qù fǒu zé tā men huì yào nǐ fù qián! |
| [07:00.90] | kuài! kuài! kuài qù! |
| [07:05.67] | nǐ wèn chū le shén me? |
| [07:08.37] | tā shuō |
| [07:10.-2] | tā shuō |
| [07:14.68] | tā men zài yì qǐ hěn kāi xīn |
| [07:17.15] | duì bù qǐ |
| [07:19.68] | dàn yǒu hǎo de yī miàn rú guǒ nǐ yuàn yì zhè me kàn |
| [07:22.65] | tā wán quán shì zì jǐ zuò le zhè gè jué dìng |
| [07:26.00] | wán quán méi yǒu shòu wài rén de yǐng xiǎng |
| [07:29.89] | zhè zěn me shì hǎo de yī miàn? |
| [07:32.40] | nǐ yào fēi cháng yuàn yì cái kàn de chū lái |
| [07:40.74] | fěng cì de shì zhèi xiē jiā huǒ shàng tǐ yù kè shí méi rén yuàn yì gēn tā yī duì |
| [07:44.68] | fēi bǐ |
| [07:46.38] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ xiǎng shén me ma? |
| [07:53.05] | yīn wèi |
| [07:54.89] | nǐ tài jiǔ méi zuò ài le |
| [07:57.72] | nǐ bù zhī dào yǒu méi yǒu shén me gǎi biàn? |
| [08:01.56] | bú shì dàn shì wǒ xiàn zài shì zhè me xiǎng le |
| [08:06.53] | nǐ běn lái zài xiǎng shén me? |
| [08:08.37] | nǐ bāng tā men jiǎn tóu fa wǒ xiǎng nǐ yě yīng gāi bāng wǒ jiǎn |
| [08:13.57] | bú yào |
| [08:15.94] | wèi shí me bú yào? |
| [08:17.-2] | yīn wèi wǒ shì gè |
| [08:19.-1] | wǒ fēi cháng tiāo tī ér qiě yǒu kòng zhì kuáng |
| [08:22.61] | bù, nǐ cái bú shì |
| [08:24.32] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ bú shì bù guò nǐ shì |
| [08:26.75] | wǒ zhǐ shì bù xiǎng shāng hài nǐ de xīn |
| [08:32.79] | qǐng děng yī xià |
| [08:33.89] | luó sī, zhū lì zhǎo nǐ |
| [08:42.77] | shuí néng jiè shào yí gè hǎo cái féng? |
| [08:44.34] | xū yào gǎi yī fú ma? |
| [08:46.00] | bù, wǒ zhǐ shì yào zhǎo yí ge rén yòng fěn bǐ zài wǒ shēn shàng huà xiàn |
| [08:50.17] | qù zhǎo fǎ lán jī wǒ jiā rén dōu zhǎo tā zuò yī fú |
| [08:53.51] | wǒ shí wǔ suì dì yī tào xī zhuāng jiù shì tā zuò de |
| [08:55.65] | bù, shí liù suì |
| [08:58.18] | bù, duì bù qǐ, shì shí wǔ suì |
| [09:03.-4] | nián shì jǐ suì? |
| [09:07.59] | dāng nǐ tāo ěr duǒ shí pèng dào dōng xī jiù yào tíng xià lái! |
| [09:20.00] | tián xīn, dāi huì jiàn |
| [09:22.01] | hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [09:25.64] | nǐ zhēn hǎo |
| [09:31.55] | hǎo, bù, nǐ xiān guà |
| [09:33.72] | bù, nǐ xiān |
| [09:37.00] | yī, èr, sān |
| [09:42.06] | nǐ yě méi yǒu guà |
| [09:43.56] | tā méi guà |
| [09:50.87] | bù, nǐ guà diàn huà |
| [09:52.30] | nǐ guà, nǐ guà |
| [10:03.81] | duì bù qǐ, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ zài gēn wǒ shuō huà |
| [10:08.15] | ruì qiū! |
| [10:09.85] | wǒ dǎ huí qù |
| [10:13.19] | hāi, tián xīn, duì bù qǐ wǒ men bèi zhōng duàn le |
| [10:15.66] | bù, nǐ guà diào |
| [10:18.20] | wǒ dào dǐ shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [10:19.86] | yī zhōu qián, liǎng zhōu qián, wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [10:22.93] | luó sī zhǐ shì luó sī zhè shì zhè gè jiā huǒ |
| [10:25.84] | xiàn zài tū rán jiān, tā bù yí yàng le |
| [10:30.04] | biàn chéng zhè gè dà shuài gē wǒ què wú fǎ dé dào |
| [10:34.45] | tián xīn, wǒ yě xī wàng nǐ néng dé dào tā |
| [10:37.08] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ de xīn yì |
| [10:40.25] | wǒ bì xū yào xiǎng bàn fǎ |
| [10:45.92] | wǒ bì xū yào lí kāi zhè lǐ! |
| [10:51.03] | wǒ bù guǎn nǐ men zěn me shuō tā yǒu xīn shì |
| [10:59.74] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ shì shí liù suì |
| [11:04.61] | qiú qiú nǐ, zhǐ yào jiǎn hòu miàn yì diǎn diǎn |
| [11:07.58] | wǒ hái shì jiān chí bú yào |
| [11:11.32] | zǎo ān |
| [11:13.45] | nǐ men néng bù néng bì shang yǎn jīng yī miǎo zhōng? |
| [11:15.62] | bù, bù, bù wǒ kě bú yào zài shàng dàng |
| [11:21.09] | zěn me huí shì? |
| [11:22.16] | zuó wǎn wǒ zuò le yī jiàn chǔn shì |
| [11:24.60] | nǐ zuò le shén me chǔn shì? |
| [11:36.47] | nǐ wèi shí me bù chuān shang yī fú |
| [11:39.01] | rán hòu jiù kě yǐ zǒu le, zài jiàn |
| [11:43.31] | zěn me fā shēng de? |
| [11:45.28] | wǒ zuó wǎn còu qiǎo pèng dào tā |
| [11:47.62] | zài nǎ lǐ pèng dào tā? zài tā de gōng yù |
| [11:49.12] | zhè shì guǒ zhī ma? |
| [11:51.32] | nǐ wàng le tā gōu yǐn fēi bǐ suǒ yǐ nǐ cái shuǎi le tā? |
| [11:55.29] | tiān a, wǒ zhēn shì kě bēi wǒ shì gè làn huò! |
| [11:59.20] | tián xīn, nǐ bù kě bēi nǐ zhǐ shì shāng xīn |
| [12:02.-2] | dà jiā shāng xīn shí dōu huì gàn chǔn shì |
| [12:04.50] | rú guǒ měi gè wǒ bù gāi shàng chuáng de rén dōu gěi wǒ wǔ máo qián |
| [12:11.78] | dàn zhè shì guān yú nǐ de dà cuò wù |
| [12:19.22] | duì bù qǐ, wǒ men chí dào le |
| [12:20.35] | wǒ men |
| [12:21.82] | fā shēng guò jiē chù |
| [12:29.66] | hāi, luó sī |
| [12:32.23] | zhēn shì |
| [12:35.17] | nǐ zài zhè lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [12:37.33] | gēn ruì qiū hēi xiū! |
| [12:45.58] | tā huí lái le? |
| [12:47.58] | duì, tā huí lái le yǒu shén me wèn tí ma? |
| [12:50.35] | méi wèn tí |
| [12:52.38] | hěn hǎo, méi yǒu wèn tí |
| [12:55.00] | nǐ bù néng zài pèng wǒ de pì gǔ! |
| [13:02.26] | jǐn guǎn yǒu měi wèi de miàn bāo yǔ nóng hòu de jǐn zhāng qì fēn |
| [13:05.90] | wǒ yào qù gǎi kù zi le |
| [13:07.67] | nǐ jiàn dào fǎ lán jī shí tì wǒ wèn gè hǎo |
| [13:11.44] | tā huì míng bái wǒ de yì sī |
| [13:15.41] | nǐ què dìng tā néng jiě dé kāi mì mǎ ma? |
| [13:19.41] | shàng cì bō luò lái zhè lǐ shí wǒ de duǎn fā yào kě ài duō le |
| [13:24.12] | hǎo ba |
| [13:26.55] | dàn nǐ yào bǎo zhèng bú huì tiāo tī yǔ zhuān hèng |
| [13:31.12] | bú huì xiàng gè mó nī kǎ |
| [13:34.59] | wǒ bǎo zhèng |
| [13:35.86] | hǎo, ràng wǒ kàn kàn |
| [13:37.63] | nǐ men yǒu yī xiē huì bèi jiǎn diào yǒu xiē bú huì |
| [13:43.03] | dàn wǒ bǎo zhèng jué duì bú huì tòng |
| [13:59.-1] | wǒ bù gàn le wǒ shén me dōu méi shuō! |
| [14:02.65] | dàn zhè bú shì yī zhāng xìn rèn de biǎo qíng |
| [14:06.39] | zhè shì yī zhāng, nǐ zhī dào de |
| [14:09.63] | bù xìn rèn rén de biǎo qíng |
| [14:12.73] | duì bù qǐ, duì bù qǐ |
| [14:14.60] | zhè bǐ wǒ men shuō de yào duǎn le yì diǎn |
| [14:18.44] | nǐ fàng qīng sōng hǎo ma? wǒ zhī dào yào zěn me jiǎn |
| [14:22.14] | tā de fà xíng jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [14:26.81] | shuí de fà xíng jiù shì zhè yàng? |
| [14:28.15] | dài mī mó ér |
| [14:30.61] | dài mī mó ér bú shì yí gè" tā" |
| [14:32.62] | tā zài" èr bā jiā rén huā gōng zǐ" yǔ" shí quán shí měi" dōu shì yí gè" tā" |
| [14:37.49] | nà shi dù dé lì mó ěr! |
| [14:39.26] | wǒ shuō wǒ yào xiàng dài mī mó ér! |
| [14:43.83] | ō, lǎo tiān! |
| [14:45.83] | tiān a! |
| [14:48.17] | wǒ de tiān, zhēn duì bù qǐ! |
| [14:50.70] | dài mī mó ér shì nǎ yī ge? |
| [14:52.37] | tā shì nǚ xīng! yǎn guò táo sè jī mì táo sè jiāo yì yǔ dì liù gǎn shēng sǐ liàn |
| [14:57.34] | tā de tóu fà fēi cháng měi! |
| [14:59.14] | wǒ zhī dào! |
| [15:07.89] | nǐ de xiù zi yào duō zhǎng? |
| [15:10.19] | zhì shǎo yào gēn kù zi yí yàng cháng jiǔ |
| [15:16.79] | wǒ tīng dǒng le |
| [15:22.-2] | xiàn zài yào liàng nèi fèng |
| [15:37.31] | tā de qíng kuàng rú hé? |
| [15:39.58] | xiàn zài hái bù zhī dào |
| [15:42.82] | tā zài xiū xī, zhè shì hǎo zhēng zhào |
| [15:46.59] | tóu fà zěn me yàng? |
| [15:48.06] | wǒ bù piàn nǐ zhēn de hěn bù hǎo kàn |
| [15:53.10] | wǒ zài yī biān jiā shang fā jiā sì hū néng zǔ zhǐ juǎn qū |
| [15:58.07] | wǒ néng bù néng kàn kàn tā? |
| [15:59.77] | nǐ de tóu fà tài hǎo kàn le huì ràng tā shāng xīn |
| [16:03.27] | luó sī, nǐ qù kàn kàn tā hǎo le |
| [16:12.38] | nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [16:14.05] | wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [16:15.12] | zhè me zāo gāo? |
| [16:17.69] | wǒ kě yǐ gǎn jué dào nǚ rén nán guò cuì ruò de shí hòu |
| [16:21.43] | zhè shì wǒ de tiān fù zhī yī |
| [16:28.27] | qiáo yī, dāng wǒ kàn dào tā yǔ tā yì qǐ xià fēi jī |
| [16:32.24] | wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ zhuì rù le gǔ dǐ |
| [16:35.61] | dàn jīn tiān shì gǔ dǐ |
| [16:39.24] | xià miàn hái yǒu wǔ shí chǐ hòu de lā jī |
| [16:41.41] | rán hòu jiù shì wǒ |
| [16:44.15] | nǐ bì xū gào sù luó sī nǐ de gǎn shòu |
| [16:46.-1] | wǒ zěn me néng gào sù tā? zhū lì ne? |
| [16:49.29] | yòu zěn me yàng? tā men cái zài yì qǐ liǎng zhōu |
| [16:52.49] | luó sī yǐ jīng ài nǐ shí nián le |
| [16:56.46] | wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [16:59.26] | wǒ jiāo wǎng guò hěn duō nǚ rén |
| [17:02.23] | wǒ jiāo wǎng guò hěn duō bié rén de nǚ rén |
| [17:06.14] | dàn zhòng diǎn shì |
| [17:08.07] | wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu duì rèn hé rén xiàng luó sī duì nǐ zhè yàng zhuān qíng |
| [17:14.31] | zhēn de ma? |
| [17:22.29] | wèi, lǎo xiōng! |
| [17:26.69] | wǒ néng gēn nǐ tán yī xià ma? |
| [17:32.16] | nǐ de cái féng |
| [17:33.93] | shì gè dà huài dàn! |
| [17:38.37] | nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [17:40.14] | zěn me yàng? |
| [17:46.94] | qiáo yī de cái féng |
| [17:52.15] | chī le wǒ de dòu fǔ |
| [17:56.29] | bù kě néng! wǒ qù tā nà lǐ shí èr nián le |
| [17:59.62] | tā shuō yào liàng wǒ de nèi fèng |
| [18:01.89] | tā de shǒu yán zhe wǒ de tuǐ wǎng shàng mō rán hòu jiù |
| [18:05.83] | shén me? |
| [18:07.73] | bāo zhù le |
| [18:12.34] | tā men jiù shì zhè yàng liàng kù zi de! |
| [18:16.54] | shǒu xiān liàng yī biān bǎ xiǎo dì di tuī dào yī páng |
| [18:19.34] | rán hòu liàng lìng yī biān bǎ xiǎo dì di tuī huí lái, rán hòu liàng hòu miàn |
| [18:26.15] | luó sī, gào sù tā cái féng liàng kù zi bù dōu shì zhè yàng? |
| [18:29.49] | shì de, dí què shì zhè yàng zài jiān yù lǐ! |
| [18:38.70] | nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? |
| [18:40.90] | shén me? |
| [18:45.50] | bú shì zhè yàng? |
| [18:52.74] | wǒ de lǎo tiān! |
| [19:01.69] | jiù suàn shì mǎ lì tài lè mó ěr yě bǐ zhè gè yāo hǎo |
| [19:06.69] | wǒ xǐ huān |
| [19:08.56] | zhēn de, wǒ jué de" shí quán shí měi"! |
| [19:13.46] | xiè xiè |
| [19:14.87] | wǒ de tóu fà hěn ràng rén kāi huái |
| [19:16.60] | shì qíng hái kě néng gèng zāo |
| [19:19.70] | nǐ kě néng huì bèi" kùn zài niǔ yuē yuè guāng zhōng" diàn yǐng zhǔ tí qū |
| [19:24.94] | wǒ zhī dào hěn fēng kuáng, bù guò qiān zhēn wàn què diàn yǐng zhǔ tí qū |
| [19:29.61] | xiè xiè |
| [19:31.32] | wǒ yào zǒu le, dāi huì jiàn |
| [19:33.78] | ruì qiū, zài jiàn! |
| [19:35.12] | màn zhe, nǐ yào zǒu le? |
| [19:36.92] | suǒ yǐ wǒ cái shuō zài jiàn |
| [19:39.66] | wǒ néng bù néng gēn nǐ shuō yī xià huà? |
| [19:45.63] | dāng yī shēng jiǎn chá shàn qì shí |
| [19:49.43] | nà yàng zuò jiù méi yǒu guān xi |
| [19:54.47] | zěn me la? |
| [19:57.24] | shǒu xiān |
| [20:01.01] | bō luò yǔ wǒ méi yǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [20:04.-4] | nà shi wǒ gàn de yī jiàn chǔn shì |
| [20:06.18] | rú guǒ wǒ néng shǐ shí guāng dào zhuǎn |
| [20:09.52] | wǒ jué duì bú huì zhè me zuò |
| [20:14.49] | qí cì |
| [20:16.79] | shén me? |
| [20:20.80] | wǒ yào xiān wèn qīng chǔ zhè shì bú shì dāng nǐ yǔ nán yǒu fēn shǒu |
| [20:24.80] | wǒ gào sù nǐ wǒ de xiǎng fǎ |
| [20:26.47] | rán hòu dì èr tiān nǐ yòu chóng xiū jiù hǎo |
| [20:29.14] | wǒ biàn chéng yí gè dà chǔn dàn? |
| [20:33.71] | hǎo, wǒ jué de tā shí zài hěn làn |
| [20:37.11] | wǒ hèn sǐ tā le wǒ zhēn de hěn yàn wù tā |
| [20:41.89] | wǒ yī zhí hěn yàn wù tā |
| [20:43.32] | nǐ zhí de gèng hǎo de nán rén |
| [20:48.19] | zhēn de? |
| [20:49.83] | nǐ zhí de yí gè zhēn zhèng néng xīn shǎng nǐ de rén |
| [20:52.86] | liǎo jiě nǐ yǒu duō me yōu mò |
| [20:55.03] | duō me wēn róu, duō me tǐ tiē |
| [20:57.80] | duō me měi lì xìng gǎn |
| [21:01.04] | měi tiān zǎo shàng xǐng lái dōu huì xiǎng zhe |
| [21:05.-1] | tiān a, wǒ gēn ruì qiū zài yì qǐ! |
| [21:08.75] | zhè gè rén néng ràng nǐ gǎn jué fēi cháng hǎo |
| [21:11.92] | jiù xiàng wǒ yǔ zhū lì yí yàng |
| [21:19.72] | nǐ hái méi shuō wán? |
| [21:27.86] | bù, wǒ xiǎng zhè jiù shì le |
| [21:33.20] | wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [21:36.34] | xiè xiè |
| [21:45.18] | bù, wǒ xiàng tiān fā shì, bà! |
| [21:47.25] | bú shì zhè yàng zi liàng kù zi de! |
| [21:56.46] | wǒ xiǎng yào jiǎn gè duǎn fā jiù xiàng ān dì mài dào wēi ěr de fà xíng |
| [22:00.23] | zhè wǒ huì jiǎn zhēn de? |
| [22:02.87] | nǐ yào xiàn zài jiù jiǎn ma? tài hǎo le! |
| [22:07.14] | dāi huì jiàn |
| [22:09.57] | zhè cì wǒ yào nòng qīng chǔ |
| [22:12.48] | ān dì mài dào wēi ěr jiù shì yǎn " nǐ shì wǒ jīn shēng de xīn niáng"? |
| [22:18.-4] | bú shì |
| [22:22.59] | nà shi lǔ dí mài dào wēi ěr |
| [22:25.72] | ān dì mài dào wēi ěr shì yǎn " hào jié yú shēng" de nà gè jiā huǒ |
| [22:31.90] | xiè xiè bié kè qi |