歌曲 | Friends S02E04 |
歌手 | 英语听力 |
专辑 | 老友记(第二季) |
[03:13.-2] | I don't know. |
[03:43.-2] | You have a third nipple? |
[06:42.-1] | I see,I see. Because of the third-nipple thing. |
[09:18.-2] | I don't care if she tells you she wants it,she begs,she pleads... |
[10:34.-1] | -I'm gonna get changed. -Okay. |
[11:58.-3] | What is this in my pocket? |
[16:59.-3] | Who here does not have the time to get to know Julie? |
[18:25.-1] | ...and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb. |
[20:19.-3] | I'm sorry. |
[00:02.75] | Mom,would you relax? |
[00:05.12] | That was 10 blocks from here, and she was walking alone at night. |
[00:09.19] | I would never do that. |
[00:11.19] | Mom,come on,stop worrying. |
[00:13.86] | This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing |
[00:17.40] | Oh,my God! What are you doing in here?! |
[00:20.63] | Mom,I gotta go! IT gotta go! |
[00:25.74] | Oh,my God! |
[00:28.91] | That's fine,you just read the paper. |
[00:31.71] | I'm gonna get a pot. |
[00:34.08] | It's not for you. |
[00:41.25] | Okay,that's fine. |
[00:44.56] | Read the Family Circus... |
[00:48.29] | ...enjoy the gentle comedy.... |
[00:54.90] | Oh,my God,my God,my God,my God.... |
[01:07.85] | It's open,you guys. |
[01:12.02] | Can I help you? |
[01:13.18] | Does Phoebe still live here? |
[01:15.49] | No,she doesn't. But I can get a message to her. |
[01:18.09] | Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by. |
[01:21.19] | Her what? |
[01:25.13] | How did you do that? |
[02:15.88] | This is unbelievable,Pheebs. How can you be married? |
[02:19.38] | I'm not "married" married,you know? |
[02:21.49] | He's just a friend,and he's gay... |
[02:23.32] | ...and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card. |
[02:26.22] | I can't believe you married Duncan! |
[02:28.46] | How could you not tell me? We told each other everything. |
[02:32.40] | I'm sorry,but I knew if I told you, you'd get judgmental... |
[02:36.30] | ...and wouldn't approve. |
[02:37.47] | Of course I wouldn't approve! |
[02:39.64] | You were totally in love with this guy who,hello,was gay. |
[02:42.94] | What the hell were you thinking? |
[02:44.94] | See? And you thought she'd be judgmental. |
[02:49.15] | I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend. |
[02:52.52] | When he left town,you stayed in your pajamas for a month. |
[02:56.09] | And I saw you eat a cheeseburger. |
[03:01.66] | Well,didn't you? |
[03:03.83] | I might have. |
[03:06.33] | I can't believe you didn't tell me. |
[03:08.83] | Like you tell me everything? |
[03:10.50] | What have I not told you? |
[03:14.64] | The fact that the underwear out on the telephone pole is yours... |
[03:18.84] | ...from when you had sex with Bobby on the terrace! |
[03:21.55] | What? |
[03:23.21] | Wait a minute! Who told you? |
[03:29.29] | You are dead meat. |
[03:31.46] | I didn't know it was a big secret. |
[03:34.26] | Oh,it's not big. Not at all. |
[03:36.46] | IKind of the same as,say... |
[03:38.30] | ... I don't know,having a third nipple! |
[03:46.94] | You bitch! |
[03:51.94] | Whip it out! Whip it out! |
[03:54.28] | There's nothing to see! It's a tiny bump. It's totally useless. |
[03:58.42] | As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples? |
[04:03.12] | I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin. |
[04:08.49] | Joey,what did you think a nubbin was? |
[04:11.33] | You see something,you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. |
[04:15.50] | -Let me see it again! -Yes,show us your nubbin! |
[04:19.14] | Joey was in a porno movie! |
[04:24.48] | If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me! |
[04:28.51] | -Oh,my God! -You were in a porno?! |
[04:31.68] | I was young and I just wanted a job. |
[04:34.22] | But I couldn't go through with it. |
[04:36.52] | They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't... |
[04:39.66] | ...because there's people having sex on it. |
[04:44.00] | That is wild! |
[04:46.66] | -What's it shaped like? -ls it hairy? |
[04:49.00] | What happens if you flick it? |
[04:58.48] | So does it do anything, you know,special? |
[05:02.41] | Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance... |
[05:05.75] | ...to the magical land of Narnia. |
[05:09.09] | In some cultures,having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. |
[05:13.89] | You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. |
[05:17.60] | Are any of these cultures, per chance,in the Tri-State area? |
[05:22.03] | You know,you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know? |
[05:28.17] | Julie's so smart! Julie's so special! |
[05:32.88] | I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. |
[05:36.18] | But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it. |
[05:39.88] | Oh,I'm going to have to get over it. |
[05:42.85] | I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. |
[05:51.43] | -Sassy lady! -Where are you going? |
[05:53.93] | I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. |
[05:57.37] | He's in the Capades. |
[06:00.71] | -The lce Capades? -No,the Gravel Capades. |
[06:05.24] | The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny. |
[06:09.91] | I can't believe you'd dress up for him. |
[06:11.82] | You're setting yourself up all over again. |
[06:14.45] | Okay,no. |
[06:17.22] | For your information,I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me. |
[06:22.29] | The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice... |
[06:26.00] | ...to look nice for your gay husband. |
[06:30.34] | Darn it,we're all out of milk. |
[06:32.80] | Chandler,will you fill me up here? |
[06:53.49] | Okay,sweetie,I'll see you later. |
[06:56.69] | -See you later,Rach. -Bye-bye,Julie. |
[07:10.04] | Come on,cut it out! |
[07:16.31] | -Can I ask you something? -Sure. |
[07:20.55] | What? |
[07:22.85] | Come on,talk to me. |
[07:26.29] | What's the longest you've been in a relationship before... |
[07:32.56] | ... having the sex? |
[07:36.67] | Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? |
[07:39.34] | Are you and Julie not having sex? |
[07:44.01] | Technically? |
[07:46.04] | No. |
[07:49.48] | Is it because she's so cold in bed? |
[07:53.65] | Or because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? |
[07:58.59] | No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. |
[08:03.66] | We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like |
[08:07.37] | No! Don't need to know the details. |
[08:11.94] | No,it's just.... |
[08:13.87] | It's me. |
[08:15.54] | I've only been with one woman my whole life... |
[08:18.84] | ...and she turned out to be a lesbian. |
[08:22.41] | So now I've got myself all psyched out. |
[08:26.75] | It's become,like,this... |
[08:29.89] | ...this thing! |
[08:33.93] | You must just think I'm weird. |
[08:36.39] | No,I don't think it's weird. |
[08:39.46] | I think,in fact.... |
[08:42.20] | -ln fact,you know what I think? -What? |
[08:45.40] | I think it's sexy. |
[08:48.71] | Sexy? |
[08:49.87] | Let me tell you something. As a woman... |
[08:52.24] | ...there is nothing sexier... |
[08:55.55] | ...than a man who does not want to have sex. |
[09:00.15] | No kidding? |
[09:01.39] | You know what I'd do? |
[09:03.05] | I'd wait. |
[09:06.29] | -You'd wait? -Absolutely. I would wait... |
[09:09.66] | ...and wait.... |
[09:12.60] | Then I'd wait some more. |
[09:16.67] | Really? |
[09:22.24] | ...she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man |
[09:26.24] | That just means it's working. |
[09:31.18] | Women really want this? |
[09:33.75] | More than jewelry. |
[09:58.21] | Look at you! You look great! |
[10:00.81] | Do l? Thank you. |
[10:03.31] | So do you. Sparkly! |
[10:11.19] | This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy! |
[10:16.00] | I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice. |
[10:22.20] | You always said I'd make it. |
[10:24.17] | Well,you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. |
[10:29.04] | Gosh,I missed you! |
[10:38.92] | Now. |
[10:42.69] | Oh! Right. Okay. |
[10:45.56] | Ole! |
[10:47.06] | What? |
[10:49.59] | The Matador.... |
[10:55.17] | Ole! |
[11:01.61] | Sweetie,can you hold this for a second? |
[11:14.39] | Sorry,you had a paleontologist on your face. |
[11:18.06] | But it's gone now. You're all right. |
[11:20.46] | Hi,everyone. |
[11:25.10] | I wanted to thank you for our little talk before. |
[11:28.60] | No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing? |
[11:32.37] | I was going to,but after I talked to you,I talked to Joey. |
[11:40.54] | Good. What did he say? |
[11:42.65] | He told me to get over myself and just do it. |
[11:46.12] | I thought about what you said and about what he said. |
[11:49.25] | And his way,I get to have sex tonight,so.... |
[12:01.00] | Why,it's Joey's porno movie! |
[12:05.84] | Pop it in! |
[12:07.84] | I'm fine,if you're okay watching a video... |
[12:10.41] | ...filled with two-nippled people. |
[12:16.11] | People having sex. That's just what I need to see. |
[12:19.32] | What's wrong with people having sex? |
[12:24.19] | Well,you know,these movies are offensive... |
[12:29.00] | ...and degrading to women and females.... |
[12:35.27] | And the lighting's always unflattering. |
[12:41.54] | -Monica,help me out here. -Hell,I wanna see Joey! |
[12:51.55] | So is there a story? Or do they just start doing it right |
[12:55.82] | Oh. Never mind. |
[12:58.00] | Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen. |
[13:03.39] | All I say is,she'd better get the job. |
[13:06.03] | Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. |
[13:11.24] | Here I come. |
[13:12.80] | See,I'm coming to fix the copier. |
[13:14.87] | I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking,"What do I do?" |
[13:20.34] | So I just watch them have sex. |
[13:26.22] | Then I say Here's my line! |
[13:28.05] | You know,that's bad for the paper tray. |
[13:33.00] | Nice work,my friend! |
[13:34.69] | Wait,you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. |
[13:39.93] | There I am. There I am. There I am.... |
[13:50.88] | So what's up? You came to see me yesterday. |
[13:59.88] | I kind of need a divorce. |
[14:02.45] | O... |
[14:04.09] | ... kay. |
[14:05.86] | How come? |
[14:08.09] | Actually,I'm getting married again. |
[14:11.06] | What? |
[14:12.46] | I don't know how to tell you this. |
[14:16.87] | I'm straight. |
[14:22.47] | I don't understand. How can you be straight? |
[14:26.04] | You're so smart and funny... |
[14:28.65] | ...and you throw such great Academy Award parties! |
[14:31.75] | That's what I kept telling myself. |
[14:34.39] | But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. |
[14:39.16] | How long have you known? |
[14:43.06] | I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. |
[14:47.46] | I thought I was supposed to be something else. |
[14:49.80] | I'm an ice dancer,all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. |
[14:57.74] | And there's actually a woman? |
[15:01.65] | Her name's Debra. |
[15:06.15] | Well,is she the first that you've been with? |
[15:10.82] | I've never told you this... |
[15:14.00] | ... but there were one or two times back in college when... |
[15:18.46] | ... I'd get drunk, go to a straight bar... |
[15:20.76] | ...and wake up with a woman next to me. |
[15:24.00] | I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college. |
[15:29.94] | Sure. |
[15:31.18] | Now I know I don't have a choice. I was born this way! |
[15:38.28] | I don't know what to say. |
[15:41.02] | You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him. |
[15:45.06] | And then one day he says, "Oh,I'm not gay!" |
[15:53.30] | I'm still me. |
[15:57.53] | Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago? |
[16:03.64] | You know,it still smells like monkey in there. |
[16:08.71] | That saves us the conversation. |
[16:12.75] | This has been great, but I'm officially wiped. |
[16:15.69] | Me too. We should get going. |
[16:18.19] | No! Come on,you guys! |
[16:22.19] | Come on,it's only 1 1 :30. |
[16:24.70] | Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. |
[16:29.07] | Rachel,that's all we do. |
[16:33.20] | Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie? |
[16:37.21] | What about Julie? |
[16:39.21] | You have been in our lives for nearly two months now... |
[16:43.61] | ...and we don't really know you. |
[16:45.75] | I mean,who is Julie? |
[16:48.79] | What do you like? What don't you like? |
[16:51.12] | We want to know everything. |
[16:53.69] | Well,that could take awhile. |
[16:56.19] | So? |
[17:02.63] | I got the time to get to know Julie. |
[17:07.24] | I know her pretty well. Can I go? |
[17:12.24] | That's fine. |
[17:13.71] | Let's start with your childhood. What was that like? |
[17:18.72] | In a nutshell |
[17:24.29] | So,have you told your parents? |
[17:27.46] | No,but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool. |
[17:30.66] | My brother's straight,so.... |
[17:34.57] | Here you go. |
[17:36.17] | You know what? I just have one more question. |
[17:39.14] | If you had figured this out sooner, and I had been around... |
[17:44.34] | ...do you think l would have been the one...? |
[17:48.91] | No. Don't tell me. |
[17:50.35] | I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here. |
[17:56.32] | I love you,Phoebe. |
[18:12.80] | So your brother's straight,huh? |
[18:16.77] | Seriously. |
[18:21.38] | and my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas... |
[18:28.45] | Mrs. Gobb? |
[18:30.22] | No,Cobb. Like cobb salad. |
[18:36.03] | What exactly is in a cobb salad? |
[18:38.36] | I'm going home. |
[18:45.00] | Boy,that Julie's a talker,huh? |
[18:49.37] | Good night. |
[18:54.21] | It's pretty late. You're probably not still planning on.... |
[18:58.35] | No,I am. |
[19:00.88] | Are you nervous? |
[19:05.69] | I have done it before. |
[19:09.03] | I mean,how are you gonna handle it? |
[19:11.56] | Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce? |
[19:16.93] | I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna... |
[19:19.84] | ...see what happens. |
[19:23.37] | Good luck! |
[19:27.74] | What? |
[19:29.28] | Nothing.... |
[19:31.75] | It is your first time with her, and if the first time doesn't go well... |
[19:37.12] | ...well then,that's pretty darn hard to recover from. |
[19:43.03] | Okay,now I'm nervous. |
[19:47.60] | Maybe you should put it off. |
[19:49.87] | No,I don't want to put it off! |
[19:56.54] | I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable. |
[20:00.08] | And now I'm actually happy. |
[20:04.92] | You know,I mean really happy. |
[20:07.48] | I just don't wanna.... |
[20:09.79] | I don't wanna mess it up,you know? |
[20:14.66] | I know. |
[20:21.17] | It's not your fault. |
[20:23.17] | Right. |
[20:26.30] | Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. |
[20:29.61] | Maybe you were on the right track with that whole "spontaneous" thing. |
[20:35.08] | -Women really like that. -Really? |
[20:40.92] | I mean if it were me, I'd want you to.... |
[20:44.86] | I don't know,catch me off guard with a really... |
[20:49.36] | ...good kiss. |
[20:53.46] | Really sort of soft at first. |
[20:58.50] | And then maybe brush the hair away from my face. |
[21:03.94] | And then look far into my eyes... |
[21:08.31] | ...in a way that lets me know something... |
[21:12.18] | ...amazing is about to happen. |
[21:21.02] | And then,I don't know,then... |
[21:23.19] | ...you'd pull me really close to you so that... |
[21:26.36] | ...so that I'd be pressed up right against you. |
[21:32.34] | And it would get kind of... |
[21:36.24] | ...sweaty... |
[21:40.21] | ...and blurry. |
[21:44.58] | And then it's just happening. |
[21:54.00] | Thanks,Rach. Good night! |
[22:00.10] | Oh,God! |
[22:17.11] | Good morning! |
[22:19.68] | Well,somebody got some last night! |
[22:27.66] | Twice! |
[00:02.75] | mā, nǐ fàng xīn hǎo bù hǎo? |
[00:05.12] | nà lǐ lí zhè lǐ yǒu shí tiáo jiē ér qiě tā shì yí ge rén zài wǎn shàng zǒu |
[00:09.19] | wǒ jué bú huì nà yàng de |
[00:11.19] | mā, bié dān xīn le |
[00:13.86] | zhè tiáo jiē hěn ān quán, zhè dòng lóu hěn ān quán méi yǒu rèn hé dōng xī |
[00:17.40] | tiān a! nǐ pǎo jìn lái gàn shén me? |
[00:20.63] | mā, wǒ bì xū guà diàn huà le! |
[00:25.74] | tiān a! |
[00:28.91] | méi guān xì, nǐ jǐn guǎn kàn bào |
[00:31.71] | wǒ yào qù ná gè guō zi |
[00:34.08] | bú shì wèi le nǐ |
[00:41.25] | hǎo le, hěn hǎo |
[00:44.56] | kàn kàn màn huà |
[00:48.29] | xiǎng shòu yī xià yōu mò |
[00:54.90] | ō, wǒ de tiān, wǒ de tiān wǒ de tiān |
[01:07.85] | mén shì kāi de |
[01:12.02] | yǒu hé guì gàn? |
[01:13.18] | fēi bǐ hái zhù zài zhè lǐ ma? |
[01:15.49] | méi yǒu, dàn wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ chuán huà |
[01:18.09] | hǎo, gào sù tā tā lǎo gōng lái guò zhè lǐ |
[01:21.19] | tā de shén me? |
[01:25.13] | nǐ zěn me biàn chū lái de? |
[01:36.75] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 04 jí fēi bǐ de zhàng fū |
[02:15.88] | zhēn shì bù kě sī yì, fēi bǐ nǐ zěn me huì jié hūn? |
[02:19.38] | wǒ bú shì" jié hūn" de jié hūn nǐ míng bái ma? |
[02:21.49] | tā zhǐ shì gè péng yǒu ér qiě tā shì tóng xìng liàn |
[02:23.32] | ér qiě tā lái zì jiā ná dà tā xū yào yī zhāng lǜ kǎ |
[02:26.22] | wǒ bù xiāng xìn nǐ jià gěi le dèng kěn! |
[02:28.46] | nǐ zěn me néng bù gào sù wǒ? wǒ men shén me shì dōu gào sù bǐ cǐ |
[02:32.40] | duì bù qǐ, dàn rú guǒ wǒ gào sù nǐ nǐ huì pī píng wǒ |
[02:36.30] | bú huì zàn chéng |
[02:37.47] | wǒ dāng rán bú huì zàn chéng! |
[02:39.64] | nǐ ài sǐ le nà gè tóng xìng liàn |
[02:42.94] | nǐ dào dǐ zěn me xiǎng de? |
[02:44.94] | qiáo? wǒ men hái yǐ wéi tā hěn ài pī píng |
[02:49.15] | wǒ bìng bù ài tā wǒ zhǐ shì bāng zhù yí gè péng yǒu |
[02:52.52] | tā lí kāi hòu nǐ yī zhěng gè yuè dōu méi xià chuáng |
[02:56.09] | wǒ hái kàn dào nǐ chī rǔ lào hàn bǎo |
[03:01.66] | yǒu méi yǒu? |
[03:03.83] | yě xǔ yǒu |
[03:06.33] | wǒ zhēn bù xiāng xìn nǐ méi gào sù wǒ |
[03:08.83] | nǐ huì gào sù wǒ yī qiè shì qíng ma? |
[03:10.50] | wǒ yǒu shén me méi gào sù nǐ? |
[03:13.-2] | wǒ bù zhī dào |
[03:14.64] | pì rú shuō wài miàn diàn xiàn gǎn shàng de nèi yī |
[03:18.84] | shì nǐ gēn bào bǐ zài yáng tái shàng shí diū xià qù de! |
[03:21.55] | shén me? |
[03:23.21] | shuí gào sù nǐ de? |
[03:29.29] | nǐ sǐ dìng le |
[03:31.46] | wǒ bù zhī dào nà shi gè dà mì mì |
[03:34.26] | bú shì dà mì mì yì diǎn yě bú shì |
[03:36.46] | bǐ fāng shuō jiù xiàng |
[03:38.30] | zhǎng le sān ge! |
[03:43.-2] | nǐ yǒu sān ge? |
[03:46.94] | nǐ zhè! |
[03:51.94] | xiù yī xiù! xiù yī xiù! |
[03:54.28] | méi shén me hǎo kàn de! zhǐ shì gè xiǎo tū qǐ, méi yǒu yòng chǔ |
[03:58.42] | nǐ qí tā yǒu duō zhǒng yòng tú luó? |
[04:03.12] | wǒ zhēn bù néng xìn rèn nǐ! nǐ shuō nà shi gè xiǎo bāo |
[04:08.49] | qiáo yī, nǐ yǐ wéi xiǎo bāo shì shén me? |
[04:11.33] | tīng dào le yí gè míng zì jiù bú huì duō xiǎng le |
[04:15.50] | ràng wǒ zài kàn yī kàn! duì, ràng wǒ men kàn nǐ de xiǎo bāo! |
[04:19.14] | qiáo yī pāi guò sè qíng diàn yǐng! |
[04:24.48] | rú guǒ wǒ yào kuǎ tái měi ge rén dōu yào gēn wǒ yì qǐ kuǎ! |
[04:28.51] | lǎo tiān! nǐ pāi guò chūn gōng! |
[04:31.68] | dāng shí wǒ hěn nián qīng, zhǐ xiǎng zhǎo gè gōng zuò |
[04:34.22] | dàn zuì hòu yī kè wǒ wú fǎ zuò xià qù |
[04:36.52] | tā men jiù ràng wǒ yǎn xiū yǐng yìn jī de rén |
[04:39.66] | dàn shì yīn wèi yǒu rén zài shàng miàn suǒ yǐ wú fǎ xiū lǐ |
[04:44.00] | zhēn shì kuáng yě! |
[04:46.66] | xíng zhuàng shì shén me yàng zi? yǒu méi yǒu cháng máo? |
[04:49.00] | pèng dào le huì zěn me yàng? |
[04:58.48] | yǒu méi yǒu shén me tè shū gōng néng? |
[05:02.41] | zhǐ yào yā wǒ de dì sān ge |
[05:05.75] | jiù huì kāi qǐ le xiān jìng zhī mén |
[05:09.09] | zài yǒu xiē wén huà zhōng dì sān ge xiàng zhēng le nán xìng xióng fēng |
[05:13.89] | yǒu zuì hǎo de zhù suǒ nǚ rén rào zhe nǐ tiào |
[05:17.60] | zhèi xiē wén huà shì fǒu kě néng zài měi guó zhōng bù? |
[05:22.03] | nǐ zhēn shì bó xué duō wén yǒu shén me shì nǐ bù zhī dào de? |
[05:28.17] | zhū lì hǎo cōng míng! zhū lì hǎo tè bié! |
[05:32.88] | wǒ yě xī wàng nǐ néng yǔ luó sī fù hé |
[05:36.18] | dàn xiàn zài tā yǔ tā zài yì qǐ nǐ bì xū wàng le tā |
[05:39.88] | yuán lái wǒ bì xū wàng le tā |
[05:42.85] | wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me bàn yuán lái zhǐ yào wàng le tā jiù hǎo |
[05:51.43] | xìng gǎn měi nǚ! nǐ yào gàn shén me? |
[05:53.93] | wǒ yào qù jiàn dèng kěn jīn wǎn tā yào |
[05:57.37] | tā cān jiā le bīng shàng jù tuán |
[06:00.71] | zài bīng shàng biǎo yǎn? bù, zài bǎi yóu lù shàng biǎo yǎn |
[06:05.24] | zhuǎn dé bú huì hěn kuài shǐ nǔ bǐ diē dǎo shí fēi cháng hǎo xiào |
[06:09.91] | wǒ bù xiāng xìn nǐ jìng rán wèi tā dǎ bàn |
[06:11.82] | nǐ yòu yào chóng dǎo fù zhé le |
[06:14.45] | hǎo de, bú shì |
[06:17.22] | wǒ qù kàn tā jiù shì wèi le néng chè dǐ wàng le tā |
[06:22.29] | wǒ zhè yàng dǎ bàn shì yīn wèi |
[06:26.00] | wǒ yào ràng wǒ de tóng xìng liàn zhàng fū yǒu miàn zi |
[06:30.34] | gāi sǐ, méi niú nǎi le |
[06:32.80] | qián dé, néng bù néng gěi wǒ yì diǎn? |
[06:42.-1] | wǒ dǒng le, yīn wèi dì sān ge? |
[06:53.49] | tián xīn, dāi huì jiàn |
[06:56.69] | dāi huì jiàn, ruì qiū zài jiàn, zhū lì |
[07:10.04] | bié nào le! |
[07:16.31] | wǒ néng wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì ma? hǎo a |
[07:20.55] | shén me? |
[07:22.85] | duì wǒ shuō ba |
[07:26.29] | nǐ yǔ nán rén jiāo wǎng huā le zuì jiǔ shí jiān |
[07:32.56] | cái fā shēng guān xì de shì duō jiǔ? |
[07:36.67] | shén me? shuí méi yǒu? nǐ yǔ zhū lì hái méi yǒu |
[07:39.34] | nǐ yǔ zhū lì hái méi yǒu fā shēng guān xì? |
[07:44.01] | jì shù shàng lái shuō? |
[07:46.04] | méi yǒu |
[07:49.48] | shì bú shì yīn wèi tā hěn lěng gǎn? |
[07:53.65] | huò zhě tā fēi cháng tiāo tī gǎn jué xiàng shì zài xué xiào? |
[07:58.59] | bù! tā hěn hǎo wǒ men yòu bú shì shén me dōu méi zuò |
[08:03.66] | wǒ men zuò le hěn duō shì qíng xiàng shì |
[08:07.37] | bù! bié gào sù wǒ xì jié |
[08:11.94] | bù, zhǐ shì |
[08:13.87] | wǒ de wèn tí |
[08:15.54] | wǒ yī bèi zi zhǐ gēn yí ge rén shàng guò chuáng |
[08:18.84] | hòu lái tā biàn chéng le tóng xìng liàn |
[08:22.41] | suǒ yǐ xiàn zài wǒ hěn dān xīn |
[08:26.75] | jiù xiàng shì |
[08:29.89] | zhè jiàn shì! |
[08:33.93] | nǐ yí dìng yǐ wéi wǒ hěn guài |
[08:36.39] | bù, wǒ bù rèn wéi hěn guài |
[08:39.46] | wǒ xiǎng |
[08:42.20] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ zěn me xiǎng ma? zěn me xiǎng? |
[08:45.40] | wǒ jué de zhè hěn xìng gǎn |
[08:48.71] | xìng gǎn? |
[08:49.87] | ràng wǒ gào sù nǐ, shēn wéi nǚ rén |
[08:52.24] | méi yǒu rèn hé shì qíng |
[08:55.55] | bǐ bù xiǎng yào zuò ài de nán rén gèng xìng gǎn |
[09:00.15] | zhēn de? |
[09:01.39] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ huì zěn me zuò? |
[09:03.05] | wǒ huì děng dài xià qù |
[09:06.29] | nǐ huì děng dài? méi cuò, wǒ huì děng dài |
[09:09.66] | yī zhí děng dài |
[09:12.60] | rán hòu wǒ hái huì zài děng xià qù |
[09:16.67] | zhēn de? |
[09:18.-2] | wǒ bù guǎn tā zěn me shuō tā duō me xiǎng yào, duō me kěn qiú nǐ |
[09:22.24] | tā shuō tā yào gēn qí tā nán rén |
[09:26.24] | zhè zhǐ biǎo shì shōu dào le xiào guǒ |
[09:31.18] | nǚ rén zhēn de xī wàng rú cǐ? |
[09:33.75] | bǐ zhū bǎo hái yào kě wàng |
[09:58.21] | nǐ kàn qǐ lái zhēn měi lì! |
[10:00.81] | zhēn de? xiè xiè |
[10:03.31] | nǐ yě shì, shǎn shǎn fā liàng! |
[10:11.19] | zhēn shì hěn bàng, jù tuán de zhǔ jué |
[10:16.00] | wǒ hái jì de nǐ zhǐ shì ér tóng jié mù shàng de dào jù |
[10:22.20] | nǐ yī zhí shuō wǒ huì chéng gōng de |
[10:24.17] | wǒ zǒng shì yǒu zhè fāng miàn dí guài cái néng |
[10:29.04] | a, wǒ xiǎng niàn nǐ! |
[10:34.-1] | wǒ yào huàn yī fú hǎo de |
[10:38.92] | xiàn zài jiù yào |
[10:42.69] | ō! duì, hǎo de |
[10:45.56] | chōng cì! |
[10:47.06] | shén me? |
[10:49.59] | dòu niú shì |
[10:55.17] | chōng cì! |
[11:01.61] | tián xīn, nǐ néng bù néng ná yī xià? |
[11:14.39] | duì bù qǐ, nǐ liǎn shàng yǒu gè kǎo gǔ xué jiā |
[11:18.06] | dàn xiàn zài méi yǒu le, méi shì |
[11:20.46] | hāi, gè wèi |
[11:25.10] | wǒ yào xiè xiè nǐ xiān qián de zhǐ diǎn |
[11:28.60] | méi wèn tí! suǒ yǐ nǐ yào děng xià qù? |
[11:32.37] | wǒ běn lái yào děng dàn shì hòu lái wǒ yòu gēn qiáo yī tán le |
[11:40.54] | hěn hǎo, tā zěn me shuō? |
[11:42.65] | tā yào wǒ qù zuò le jiù duì |
[11:46.12] | wǒ héng liáng le nǐ shuō de yǔ tā shuō de |
[11:49.25] | zhào tā de huà, jīn wǎn wǒ jiù néng |
[11:58.-3] | wǒ kǒu dài lǐ yǒu shén me dōng xī? |
[12:01.00] | shén me, shì qiáo yī de chūn gōng diàn yǐng! |
[12:05.84] | fàng chū lái kàn kàn! |
[12:07.84] | wǒ bù jiè yì zhǐ yào nǐ men yuàn yì kàn |
[12:10.41] | yī dà duī liǎng gè de rén |
[12:16.11] | dà jiā dōu zài zhèng shì wǒ xiǎng yào kàn de |
[12:19.32] | yǒu shén me bú duì? |
[12:24.19] | zhèi xiē diàn yǐng hěn mào fàn rén |
[12:29.00] | wǔ rǔ nǚ rén yǔ nǚ xìng |
[12:35.27] | dēng guāng zǒng shì hěn dāi bǎn |
[12:41.54] | mó nī kǎ, bāng wǒ yī xià guǎn nǐ de, wǒ yào kàn qiáo yī! |
[12:51.55] | yǒu méi yǒu gù shì? hái shì lì kè jiù kāi shǐ |
[12:55.82] | bié lǐ huì wǒ |
[12:58.00] | děng yī xià nà shi wǒ jiàn guò zuì fēng kuáng de dǎ zì cè yàn |
[13:03.39] | wǒ zhǐ néng shuō, tā zuì hǎo bèi pìn yòng |
[13:06.03] | kàn lái shì tā bèi" pìn yòng" le |
[13:11.24] | wǒ shàng chǎng le |
[13:12.80] | wǒ yào xiū lǐ yǐng yìn jī |
[13:14.87] | dàn shì wǒ xiū bù liǎo wǒ zài xiǎng: zěn me bàn? |
[13:20.34] | suǒ yǐ wǒ zhǐ hǎo kàn tā men |
[13:26.22] | rán hòu wǒ yào kāi kǒu le! |
[13:28.05] | zhè duì sòng zhǐ xiá hěn bù hǎo |
[13:33.00] | gàn dé hǎo, lǎo xiōng! |
[13:34.69] | děng yī xià, yòu yǒu wǒ de jìng tóu le zhè jiā huǒ dǎng zhù wǒ le |
[13:39.93] | wǒ mào chū lái le, yòu lái le yòu lái le, yòu lái le |
[13:50.88] | zěn me huí shì? zuó tiān nǐ lái zhǎo wǒ |
[13:59.88] | wǒ xū yào gēn nǐ lí hūn |
[14:02.45] | ō |
[14:04.09] | |
[14:05.86] | wèi shí me? |
[14:08.09] | qí shí wǒ yòu yào jié hūn le |
[14:11.06] | shén me? |
[14:12.46] | wǒ bù zhī dào yào zěn me shuō |
[14:16.87] | wǒ bú shì tóng xìng liàn |
[14:22.47] | wǒ bù dǒng nǐ zěn me huì shì yì xìng liàn? |
[14:26.04] | nǐ yòu cōng míng yòu yōu mò |
[14:28.65] | ér qiě jǔ bàn hěn bàng de ào sī kǎ pài duì! |
[14:31.75] | wǒ yě yī zhí zhè me gào sù zì jǐ |
[14:34.39] | dàn shì dào le mǒu gè chéng dù jiù wú fǎ zài chě huǎng xià qù le |
[14:39.16] | nǐ zhī dào le duō jiǔ? |
[14:43.06] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ yī zhí zhī dào zì jǐ bú shì tóng xìng liàn |
[14:47.46] | wǒ yǐ wéi zì jǐ bú shì |
[14:49.80] | wǒ shì gè bīng shàng wǔ dǎo zhě suǒ yǒu péng yǒu dōu shì tóng zhì, wǒ yào hé qún |
[14:57.74] | zhēn de yào gēn yí gè nǚ rén jié hūn? |
[15:01.65] | tā jiào dài bó lā |
[15:06.15] | tā shì bú shì nǐ de dì yí gè nǚ rén? |
[15:10.82] | wǒ cóng lái méi gào sù guò nǐ |
[15:14.00] | dàn zài dà xué yǒu yī liǎng cì |
[15:18.46] | wǒ hē dé dà zuì, qù le dān shēn jiǔ bā |
[15:20.76] | xǐng lái shí shēn páng yǒu gè nǚ rén |
[15:24.00] | wǒ yǐ wéi zhè shì yīn wèi hē jiǔ ér qiě dà xué měi ge rén dōu zài mō suǒ |
[15:29.94] | dāng rán |
[15:31.18] | xiàn zài wǒ zhī dào wǒ méi yǒu xuǎn zé wǒ shēng xià lái jiù shì rú cǐ! |
[15:38.28] | wǒ bù zhī dào gāi shuō shí mǒ |
[15:41.02] | jià gěi yí ge rén liù nián yǐ wéi zì jǐ hěn liǎo jiě tā |
[15:45.06] | jié guǒ yì tiān tā shuō: wǒ bú shì tóng xìng liàn! |
[15:53.30] | wǒ hái shì wǒ |
[15:57.53] | nǐ wèi shí me zài liù nián qián méi yǒu fā xiàn zhè jiàn shì? |
[16:03.64] | lǐ miàn wén qǐ lái huán shì yǒu hóu sāo wèi luó sī yǎng guò hóu zi |
[16:08.71] | wǒ men yòu yǒu huà kě liáo le |
[16:12.75] | jīn wǎn hěn hǎo wán, dàn wǒ lèi sǐ le |
[16:15.69] | wǒ yě shì, wǒ men gāi zǒu le |
[16:18.19] | bù! nǐ men bié zhè yàng! |
[16:22.19] | xiàn zài cái shí yì diǎn bàn |
[16:24.70] | ràng wǒ men hǎo hǎo liáo liáo wǒ men zuì jìn dōu méi yǒu yì qǐ liáo guò tiān |
[16:29.07] | ruì qiū, wǒ men zài yì qǐ zhǐ yǒu liáo tiān |
[16:33.20] | yě xǔ wǒ men shì rú cǐ dàn shì zhū lì ne? |
[16:37.21] | zhū lì zěn me yàng? |
[16:39.21] | nǐ yǐ jīng jiā rù wǒ men jiāng jìn liǎng ge yuè le |
[16:43.61] | wǒ men hái méi yǒu zhēn zhèng rèn shi nǐ |
[16:45.75] | zhū lì jiū jìng shì shén me yàng de rén? |
[16:48.79] | nǐ xǐ huān shén me? bù xǐ huān shén me? |
[16:51.12] | wǒ men shén me dōu yào zhī dào |
[16:53.69] | zhè kě néng yào huā yī duàn shí jiān |
[16:56.19] | suǒ yǐ ne? |
[16:59.-3] | shuí méi yǒu shí jiān gèng rèn shi zhū lì? |
[17:02.63] | wǒ yǒu shí jiān lái rèn shi zhū lì |
[17:07.24] | wǒ gēn tā hěn shú le wǒ néng huí qù ma? |
[17:12.24] | méi guān xì |
[17:13.71] | ràng wǒ men cóng nǐ de tóng nián kāi shǐ nǐ de tóng nián shì zěn me yàng? |
[17:18.72] | jiǎn dān de shuō |
[17:24.29] | nǐ gào sù le nǐ fù mǔ ma? |
[17:27.46] | hái méi yǒu, yīng gāi méi guān xì tā men dōu hěn kù |
[17:30.66] | wǒ dì di shì yì xìng liàn, suǒ yǐ |
[17:34.57] | jiù shì zhè yàng le |
[17:36.17] | wǒ hái yǒu yí gè wèn tí |
[17:39.14] | rú guǒ nǐ zǎo yì diǎn zhī dào ér wǒ yě zài nǐ shēn biān |
[17:44.34] | nǐ xiǎng huì bú huì shì wǒ? |
[17:48.91] | bù, bié gào sù wǒ |
[17:50.35] | wǒ xiǎng bù guǎn shén me huí dá dōu bú huì ràng wǒ gèng hǎo guò |
[17:56.32] | wǒ ài nǐ, fēi bǐ |
[18:12.80] | suǒ yǐ nǐ dì di shì yì xìng liàn? |
[18:16.77] | shuō zhēn de |
[18:21.38] | wǒ de èr nián jí lǎo shī shì tāng mǎ sī xiǎo jiě |
[18:25.-1] | wǒ de yī nián jí lǎo shī shì kē bù xiǎo jiě |
[18:28.45] | gé bù xiǎo jiě? |
[18:30.22] | bù, kē bù, jiù xiàng kē bù shā là |
[18:36.03] | kē bù shā là lǐ miàn jiū jìng yǒu shén me? |
[18:38.36] | wǒ yào huí jiā le |
[18:45.00] | zhū lì zhēn shì ài shuō huà, ? |
[18:49.37] | wǎn ān |
[18:54.21] | hěn wǎn le, nǐ men dà gài méi yǒu dǎ suàn |
[18:58.35] | wǒ yǒu |
[19:00.88] | nǐ jǐn zhāng ma? |
[19:05.69] | wǒ yǐ qián zuò guò |
[19:09.03] | nǐ yào rú hé jìn xíng? |
[19:11.56] | yào xiān tán tán? hái shì jiù shàng le? |
[19:16.93] | wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ xiǎng wǒ yào |
[19:19.84] | shùn qí zì rán |
[19:23.37] | zhù nǐ hǎo yùn! |
[19:27.74] | shén me? |
[19:29.28] | méi shì |
[19:31.75] | zhè shì nǐ yǔ tā de dì yī cì rú guǒ dì yī cì jiù bù shùn lì |
[19:37.12] | nà jiù hěn nán zài dōng shān zài qǐ |
[19:43.03] | hǎo, xiàn zài wǒ jǐn zhāng le |
[19:47.60] | yě xǔ nǐ yīng gāi yán qī |
[19:49.87] | bù, wǒ bú yào yán qī! |
[19:56.54] | wǒ qù nián yī zhěng nián dōu hěn bēi cǎn |
[20:00.08] | xiàn zài wǒ hěn kuài lè |
[20:04.92] | zhēn de hěn kuài lè |
[20:07.48] | wǒ bù xī wàng |
[20:09.79] | wǒ bù xī wàng gǎo zá le, nǐ zhī dào ba? |
[20:14.66] | wǒ zhī dào |
[20:19.-3] | duì bù qǐ |
[20:21.17] | zhè yòu bú shì nǐ de cuò |
[20:23.17] | |
[20:26.30] | yě xǔ bù xū yào zhè me kùn nán |
[20:29.61] | yě xǔ nǐ shùn qí zì rán shì duì de |
[20:35.08] | nǚ rén zhēn de xǐ huān zhè yàng zhēn de? |
[20:40.92] | rú guǒ shì wǒ, wǒ huì xī wàng nǐ |
[20:44.86] | chèn wǒ méi yǒu fáng bèi de shí hòu |
[20:49.36] | hǎo hǎo gěi wǒ yí gè wěn |
[20:53.46] | gāng kāi shǐ yào hěn qīng róu |
[20:58.50] | rán hòu yě xǔ bǎ wǒ de tóu fà bō kāi |
[21:03.94] | níng shì wǒ de yǎn jīng |
[21:08.31] | ràng wǒ zhī dào yǒu měi miào de shì qíng |
[21:12.18] | kuài yào fā shēng le |
[21:21.02] | rán hòu, wǒ bù zhī dào, rán hòu |
[21:23.19] | nǐ huì gèng jǐn dì lǒu zhù wǒ |
[21:26.36] | wǒ huì jǐn jǐn tiē zhe nǐ |
[21:32.34] | rán hòu jiù huì kāi shǐ |
[21:36.24] | liú hàn |
[21:40.21] | mù xuàn shén mí |
[21:44.58] | yī qiè jiù zì rán fā shēng |
[21:54.00] | xiè xiè, ruì qiū, wǎn ān! |
[22:00.10] | tiān a! |
[22:17.11] | zǎo ān! |
[22:19.68] | zuó wǎn yǒu rén shuǎng dào le! |
[22:27.66] | liǎng cì! |