| 歌曲 | Friends S02E14 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第二季） |
| [00:04.14] | Hey. - Hey. |
| [00:05.28] | Hold on a second. |
| [00:10.24] | Nice. Nice. |
| [00:12.46] | I got you something. |
| [00:13.89] | - What's this? - Eight hundred and twelve bucks. |
| [00:17.29] | I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... |
| [00:19.35] | ...if you want me for the whole night. |
| [00:22.79] | What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now. |
| [00:25.13] | And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills... |
| [00:28.17] | ...and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. |
| [00:31.84] | I love you, man. - Well, thanks, man. |
| [00:32.69] | Now I can get my pony. |
| [00:37.10] | Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me. |
| [00:42.22] | Wow, I don't know what to say. |
| [00:50.32] | Wow, I don't know what to say. |
| [00:53.65] | Eh? What do you say? - I don't know. |
| [00:58.36] | It's a bracelet. |
| [00:59.57] | Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out. |
| [01:02.87] | "To my best bud."〝 |
| [01:09.76] | Thanks, best bud. |
| [01:11.91] | Put it on. - Oh. Now? |
| [01:16.98] | No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. |
| [01:19.67] | No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. |
| [01:23.78] | When you put this on, you're good to go. |
| [01:32.81] | You are so wearing that bracelet! |
| [01:36.74] | I so am! |
| [01:39.28] | Oh! Any idea what this will do for your *** life? |
| [01:42.28] | It'll probably slow it down at first... |
| [01:44.20] | ...but once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. |
| [02:36.07] | This all looks good. - Great. |
| [02:38.47] | If I want to call for a reference on your last job? |
| [02:41.60] | Oh, that's there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? |
| [02:45.08] | All right. |
| [02:46.57] | Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. |
| [02:50.65] | A salad? I could do something more complicated. |
| [02:54.22] | No, just the salad will be fine. |
| [02:57.90] | You got it. |
| [02:59.14] | Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it. |
| [03:04.44] | All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce. |
| [03:07.85] | Uh-huh. Is it dirty? |
| [03:09.68] | Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it. |
| [03:11.18] | Don't. I like it dirty. |
| [03:16.34] | That's your call. |
| [03:17.93] | So, uh, what are you going to do next? |
| [03:21.91] | I thought that I'd cut up the tomatoes. |
| [03:24.05] | Are they firm? |
| [03:28.49] | They're alright. - You sure they haven't gone bad? |
| [03:31.05] | You sure they're not very, very bad? |
| [03:37.81] | Ahem. No, really, they're okay. |
| [03:39.72] | You gonna slice them up real nice? |
| [03:42.76] | I was going to do them julienne. |
| [03:47.34] | I'm out of here! |
| [03:56.97] | Hello? |
| [03:59.08] | Rachel's not here right now. Can I take a message? |
| [04:01.58] | All right. And how do we spell Casey? |
| [04:04.48] | Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"? |
| [04:07.62] | Okay, bye-bye. |
| [04:11.20] | Hey, who's this Casey? |
| [04:13.27] | Some guy she met at the movies. |
| [04:15.61] | What does he want with her? |
| [04:17.01] | I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... |
| [04:21.10] | ...you know, make a little love.. |
| [04:26.14] | Well, pretty much get down tonight. |
| [04:34.02] | I don't know. I don't... |
| [04:35.63] | I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. |
| [04:39.68] | Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? |
| [04:44.59] | I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? |
| [04:47.37] | Or Rachel and I should be together... |
| [04:50.28] | ...and we should get some kind of message service. |
| [04:55.38] | Hang in there. It's gonna happen. |
| [04:57.88] | Now how do you know that? |
| [04:59.65] | Because she's your lobster. |
| [05:04.20] | Oh, she's going somewhere. |
| [05:08.50] | It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. |
| [05:12.50] | You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... |
| [05:15.65] | ...walking around their tank, holding claws, like... |
| [05:24.83] | Hey, you feeling better? |
| [05:26.57] | Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. |
| [05:30.46] | So do you have any other possibilities? |
| [05:32.91] | Yeah. There is the possibility that I won't make rent. |
| [05:36.38] | Monica, if you want, I can lend you money. |
| [05:38.47] | No, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away... |
| [05:41.30] | ...then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. |
| [05:43.54] | Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad? |
| [05:47.31] | You feel guilty and tense around them already. |
| [05:50.24] | Might as well make some money off of them. |
| [05:53.33] | The man's got a point. |
| [05:56.61] | What is that sparkly thing? |
| [06:04.02] | That thing? It's a, uh... |
| [06:05.14] | Yeah, it's a little flashy. |
| [06:07.13] | No, no. |
| [06:08.34] | No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella. |
| [06:14.18] | Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. |
| [06:24.45] | _Hi. - Hi |
| [06:25.75] | - Hi, darling. MONICA: So what's this? |
| [06:27.04] | Some of your old stuff. |
| [06:28.65] | Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. |
| [06:32.51] | We're turning your room into a gym. |
| [06:36.23] | Wow, that is a surprise! |
| [06:38.69] | Just one little question. Why not Ross' room? |
| [06:41.44] | Gosh, we talked about that... |
| [06:42.73] | ...but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges... |
| [06:47.82] | Well, we didn't want to disturb them. |
| [06:50.24] | God forbid! |
| [06:54.18] | |
| [06:55.98] | Hi, Rachel. Aww. |
| [06:58.07] | We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. |
| [07:01.40] | Well, they're just separated. You never know! We'll see. |
| [07:05.62] | I can't say any of us were surprised. |
| [07:09.89] | Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. |
| [07:12.94] | - Oh. - Especially after that incident in Hawaii. |
| [07:15.77] | What? What incident? |
| [07:19.80] | Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. |
| [07:23.36] | Maybe me! Ha! |
| [07:25.05] | Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold. |
| [07:32.93] | _Want a refill |
| [07:38.48] | You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. |
| [07:42.08] | Ahem. |
| [07:45.83] | Dude, 11:00, totally hot babe checking you out. |
| [07:52.05] | That was really good. I think I'm ready for my ***** now. |
| [08:03.96] | I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. |
| [08:08.72] | - I'm Gail. - Chandler. |
| [08:10.08] | I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. |
| [08:17.40] | |
| [08:25.03] | This is excellent! |
| [08:25.93] | He could've gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. |
| [08:29.12] | But no! He has to get me the "woman repeller"! |
| [08:32.56] | The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! |
| [08:36.26] | It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say. |
| [08:38.38] | You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection! |
| [08:42.01] | Chandler. Chandler. |
| [08:43.16] | "I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!〝 |
| [08:44.87] | I pity that fool..." Ay.〝 |
| [08:50.98] | Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. |
| [08:53.91] | Do your Marcel Marceau. |
| [08:58.25] | That's actually good. |
| [09:07.91] | Would you look at that guy? |
| [09:09.70] | How long has he been talking to her? |
| [09:11.94] | It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha. |
| [09:17.11] | I think she's okay. |
| [09:19.92] | Look at that! See how she's pushing him away and he won't budge? |
| [09:24.46] | I'm gonna do something. |
| [09:27.74] | We'll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it's great. |
| [09:32.52] | Excuse me? Are you Rachel? |
| [09:35.17] | |
| [09:38.59] | Ross Geller. |
| [09:39.89] | God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! |
| [09:44.49] | What are you doing? |
| [09:45.85] | Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? |
| [09:49.87] | I don't believe it! |
| [09:53.42] | If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids! |
| [09:54.82] | You sure will. |
| [09:57.40] | I've gotta go. |
| [09:59.45] | Take care. ROSS: Okay. |
| [10:00.51] | - See you later. RACHEL: Ohh. |
| [10:04.79] | You're welcome. |
| [10:07.09] | What? - I was saving you. |
| [10:10.32] | Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? |
| [10:14.77] | From where I was... - Okay, Ross, listen to me. |
| [10:17.19] | I am not yours to save. |
| [10:21.58] | But you are. - What? |
| [10:24.38] | Uh, well, um... You're my lobster. |
| [10:30.61] | Okay. Are you being the blind-date guy again? |
| [10:34.71] | No, you're my lobster. |
| [10:37.88] | See, um... Lobsters... |
| [10:40.38] | Uh, in the tank, when they're old... |
| [10:44.62] | ...they get with the... They walk around holding the claws. |
| [10:50.42] | In the tank! You know, with... |
| [10:52.77] | ...with the holding and... |
| [10:55.59] | Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? |
| [10:58.51] | Do the claws again. |
| [11:02.62] | Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? |
| [11:05.55] | Let's talk... What about us? |
| [11:06.79] | Ross, there is no "us," okay? |
| [11:09.91] | No, but... - No! Listen to me! |
| [11:12.46] | I fell for you and I get clobbered. |
| [11:14.97] | You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. |
| [11:19.04] | I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? |
| [11:22.36] | It's just not worth it. |
| [11:24.23] | Well, but.. |
| [11:26.32] | No "but," Ross. |
| [11:28.11] | We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. |
| [11:31.99] | Except... Except that what? |
| [11:36.87] | No. No. |
| [11:39.92] | Accept that. |
| [11:52.66] | Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing? |
| [11:57.78] | Wow. You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. |
| [12:02.73] | What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say |
| [12:09.29] | Okay, that's my bad. |
| [12:12.11] | If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. |
| [12:15.59] | Doesn't the fact that I wore it... |
| [12:17.93] | ...say how much our friendship means to me? |
| [12:20.80] | What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? |
| [12:25.31] | Well, that's the part where I'm a wank. |
| [12:28.65] | I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that. |
| [12:31.82] | Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. |
| [12:34.92] | I promise, I will never take it off my... |
| [12:38.43] | ...wrist. |
| [12:42.86] | But if you want to stay in there and be mad... |
| [12:46.47] | ...you just, you stay in there. |
| [12:48.51] | You know what the... |
| [12:50.90] | I am here, on my knees... |
| [12:54.26] | ...holding up these couch cushions... |
| [12:57.01] | ...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. |
| [13:00.95] | Much like they did in biblical times. |
| [13:04.27] | Though you may haveth anger now... |
| [13:11.30] | You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. |
| [13:16.57] | I'm just saying! It's right there! |
| [13:19.53] | |
| [13:22.44] | Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him? |
| [13:24.58] | No. He's at Carol and Susan's today. |
| [13:27.64] | A woman in my office is a lesbian. |
| [13:31.47] | I'm just saying! |
| [13:34.23] | Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up! |
| [13:43.51] | - Where have you been? - Emotional hell.- |
| [13:45.75] | So did they lend you the money? |
| [13:47.44] | No, I haven't asked them yet. |
| [13:49.69] | Come on, Monica, do it. |
| [13:51.63] | Hey, you guys. |
| [13:53.35] | Monica has some news. |
| [13:56.71] | So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but... |
| [14:01.59] | ...I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it. |
| [14:05.43] | - Why? - Because they made me.- |
| [14:10.07] | You were fired? What are you gonna do? |
| [14:14.16] | Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about. |
| [14:18.65] | We taught her well. |
| [14:20.17] | Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank. |
| [14:26.13] | So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for. |
| [14:30.02] | She's gonna be fine. |
| [14:30.74] | If you need a little extra... |
| [14:32.34] | ...you know where to find it. |
| [14:34.67] | Anything larger back there? |
| [14:38.37] | I can't believe it! |
| [14:41.11] | Would you stop already? |
| [14:41.71] | Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
| [14:44.89] | Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay. |
| [14:47.55] | For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. |
| [14:52.19] | Bring on the hay! |
| [14:54.42] | Hey! |
| [14:58.02] | I've got something that'll make you happy. |
| [15:00.31] | Guess what Gunther found? |
| [15:02.40] | _Ohh! |
| [15:04.75] | Hey, now you have two! |
| [15:07.94] | Oh, now you have two. |
| [15:12.69] | What am I gonna do? |
| [15:13.73] | Hey. |
| [15:13.83] | Hey. |
| [15:21.62] | How come you have two? |
| [15:23.51] | This one's for you. |
| [15:26.39] | Get out! - No, I can't. |
| [15:30.33] | I know how much this means to you... |
| [15:33.10] | ...and I also know this is about more than jewelry. |
| [15:35.46] | It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds." |
| [15:40.88] | Wow. Is this friendship? I think so! |
| [15:45.61] | Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! |
| [15:48.83] | That's what they'll call us! |
| [15:54.47] | Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. |
| [15:56.76] | You have dinosaur checks? |
| [15:59.32] | Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. |
| [16:03.45] | What's wrong with that? |
| [16:04.71] | Nothing. |
| [16:05.91] | Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! |
| [16:10.93] | I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful. |
| [16:13.90] | Hey, Mon, what is this? |
| [16:17.14] | Oh, um... |
| [16:18.55] | That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. |
| [16:23.56] | Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains. |
| [16:29.63] | Hey, what's on this videotape? |
| [16:30.86] | You got me. Let's put it in. |
| [16:36.97] | - Hi. - Hey.- |
| [16:44.00] | JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay. |
| [16:46.50] | Rachel's coming up the path. |
| [16:48.66] | Doesn't she look pretty? Jack? |
| [16:50.65] | Can you get this? |
| [16:54.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [16:56.96] | What is with your nose? |
| [17:00.99] | They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. |
| [17:05.44] | Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut. |
| [17:10.14] | - This is us getting ready for the prom. - Ah! |
| [17:14.34] | - We don't have to watch. - Yeah, we do.- |
| [17:15.91] | _Come on! RACHEL_ It's fun! |
| [17:18.14] | JUDY: Get a shot of Monica. |
| [17:20.98] | Where's Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad! |
| [17:22.79] | JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out? |
| [17:26.67] | There she is! |
| [17:32.30] | Some girl ate Monica! |
| [17:36.23] | Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. |
| [17:39.56] | So how many cameras are actually on you? |
| [17:45.59] | Oh, you look so great! |
| [17:47.94] | RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful! |
| [17:51.19] | _Oops. RACHEL_ What |
| [17:53.38] | I think I got mayonnaise on you. |
| [17:54.69] | Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress. |
| [17:59.69] | JACK: Everybody smile! |
| [18:01.24] | Oh, Dad, turn it off! |
| [18:03.88] | JACK: It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light? |
| [18:07.81] | _It's the off light. Right, Ross |
| [18:18.07] | Looking good, Mr. Kotter. |
| [18:24.50] | You look pretty tonight. - Oh, thanks. |
| [18:30.46] | What are you doing this summer? - I'm gonna hang out... |
| [18:33.86] | ...work on my music. |
| [18:39.60] | Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. |
| [18:49.53] | Let me see. I don't know. |
| [18:52.12] | What are you gonna do... |
| [18:54.21] | Oh! The guys are here! |
| [18:55.61] | This summer? |
| [18:56.92] | Work on your music? |
| [19:04.14] | RACHEL: Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik! |
| [19:06.40] | You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. |
| [19:10.49] | His name was in the paper. |
| [19:13.51] | Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? |
| [19:16.51] | He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. |
| [19:20.59] | There. |
| [19:26.76] | I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. |
| [19:31.34] | I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late! |
| [19:36.96] | If you're not going, then I don't want to go either. |
| [19:40.05] | Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass! |
| [19:44.48] | I have a wonderful idea. |
| [19:46.34] | You should take Rachel to the prom. |
| [19:50.62] | Doubtful. |
| [19:51.80] | Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. |
| [19:56.52] | |
| [19:59.21] | Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux. |
| [20:02.29] | She won't wanna go with me. |
| [20:03.98] | JACK: Of course she would! You're a college man! |
| [20:07.54] | |
| [20:09.53] | Don't you wanna find out? |
| [20:12.67] | I can't believe I can't go to the prom! |
| [20:15.39] | This is so harsh! |
| [20:21.34] | Hold my board. - Attaboy! Attaboy! |
| [20:25.13] | ROSS: I think we've seen enough. |
| [20:26.99] | Let's turn it off. - No, no, no! |
| [20:28.79] | Well, I'm not gonna watch. |
| [20:31.85] | Come on, kid. Let's go! |
| [20:35.68] | _My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let's show them! |
| [20:39.68] | Just a sec, Dad. |
| [20:42.46] | Okay, be cool. Just be cool. |
| [20:54.37] | Okay, Dad. |
| [20:55.61] | Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... |
| [20:59.65] | Oh, no. |
| [21:00.99] | MONICA: Bye! Don't wait up! |
| [21:03.25] | _Chip! |
| [21:06.84] | JUDY: Oh, dear! |
| [21:09.37] | Jack. How do I turn this off? |
| [21:10.83] | JACK: Press the button. |
| [21:12.53] | JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack! |
| [21:13.97] | JACK: The button! The button! |
| [21:20.18] | I can't believe you did that. |
| [21:54.77] | See? He's her lobster! |
| [22:05.19] | JUDY: Dance with him! |
| [22:07.08] | Mom, I'm hungry! |
| [22:09.54] | JUDY: Dance with your father. |
| [22:10.89] | I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor. |
| [22:15.66] | All right. |
| [22:23.19] | _Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy! |
| [22:26.48] | _Oh, Judy! |
| [00:04.14] | Hey. Hey. |
| [00:05.28] | Hold on a second. |
| [00:10.24] | Nice. Nice. |
| [00:12.46] | I got you something. |
| [00:13.89] | What' s this? Eight hundred and twelve bucks. |
| [00:17.29] | I don' t know what Big Leon told you, but it' s a thousand... |
| [00:19.35] | ... if you want me for the whole night. |
| [00:22.79] | What is this for? Well, I' m making money now. |
| [00:25.13] | And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills... |
| [00:28.17] | ... and so many slices of pizza I can' t even count. |
| [00:31.84] | I love you, man. Well, thanks, man. |
| [00:32.69] | Now I can get my pony. |
| [00:37.10] | Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me. |
| [00:42.22] | Wow, I don' t know what to say. |
| [00:50.32] | Wow, I don' t know what to say. |
| [00:53.65] | Eh? What do you say? I don' t know. |
| [00:58.36] | It' s a bracelet. |
| [00:59.57] | Isn' t it? It' s engraved too. Check it out. |
| [01:02.87] | " To my best bud." |
| [01:09.76] | Thanks, best bud. |
| [01:11.91] | Put it on. Oh. Now? |
| [01:16.98] | No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. |
| [01:19.67] | No, that' s the beauty part. It goes with everything. |
| [01:23.78] | When you put this on, you' re good to go. |
| [01:32.81] | You are so wearing that bracelet! |
| [01:36.74] | I so am! |
| [01:39.28] | Oh! Any idea what this will do for your life? |
| [01:42.28] | It' ll probably slow it down at first... |
| [01:44.20] | ... but once I' m used to the extra weight, I' ll be back on track. |
| [02:36.07] | This all looks good. Great. |
| [02:38.47] | If I want to call for a reference on your last job? |
| [02:41.60] | Oh, that' s there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? |
| [02:45.08] | All right. |
| [02:46.57] | Let' s see if you' re as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. |
| [02:50.65] | A salad? I could do something more complicated. |
| [02:54.22] | No, just the salad will be fine. |
| [02:57.90] | You got it. |
| [02:59.14] | Now I want you to tell me what you' re doing while you' re doing it. |
| [03:04.44] | All right. Well, I' m tearing the lettuce. |
| [03:07.85] | Uhhuh. Is it dirty? |
| [03:09.68] | Oh, no, no. I' m gonna wash it. |
| [03:11.18] | Don' t. I like it dirty. |
| [03:16.34] | That' s your call. |
| [03:17.93] | So, uh, what are you going to do next? |
| [03:21.91] | I thought that I' d cut up the tomatoes. |
| [03:24.05] | Are they firm? |
| [03:28.49] | They' re alright. You sure they haven' t gone bad? |
| [03:31.05] | You sure they' re not very, very bad? |
| [03:37.81] | Ahem. No, really, they' re okay. |
| [03:39.72] | You gonna slice them up real nice? |
| [03:42.76] | I was going to do them julienne. |
| [03:47.34] | I' m out of here! |
| [03:56.97] | Hello? |
| [03:59.08] | Rachel' s not here right now. Can I take a message? |
| [04:01.58] | All right. And how do we spell Casey? |
| [04:04.48] | Is it like " at the bat" or " and The Sunshine Band"? |
| [04:07.62] | Okay, byebye. |
| [04:11.20] | Hey, who' s this Casey? |
| [04:13.27] | Some guy she met at the movies. |
| [04:15.61] | What does he want with her? |
| [04:17.01] | I' m guessing he wants to do a little dance... |
| [04:21.10] | ... you know, make a little love.. |
| [04:26.14] | Well, pretty much get down tonight. |
| [04:34.02] | I don' t know. I don' t... |
| [04:35.63] | I don' t get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. |
| [04:39.68] | Now I' m taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? |
| [04:44.59] | I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? |
| [04:47.37] | Or Rachel and I should be together... |
| [04:50.28] | ... and we should get some kind of message service. |
| [04:55.38] | Hang in there. It' s gonna happen. |
| [04:57.88] | Now how do you know that? |
| [04:59.65] | Because she' s your lobster. |
| [05:04.20] | Oh, she' s going somewhere. |
| [05:08.50] | It' s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. |
| [05:12.50] | You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... |
| [05:15.65] | ... walking around their tank, holding claws, like... |
| [05:24.83] | Hey, you feeling better? |
| [05:26.57] | Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. |
| [05:30.46] | So do you have any other possibilities? |
| [05:32.91] | Yeah. There is the possibility that I won' t make rent. |
| [05:36.38] | Monica, if you want, I can lend you money. |
| [05:38.47] | No, no. If I couldn' t pay you back right away... |
| [05:41.30] | ... then I' d feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. |
| [05:43.54] | Oh. Then why don' t you borrow it from Mom and Dad? |
| [05:47.31] | You feel guilty and tense around them already. |
| [05:50.24] | Might as well make some money off of them. |
| [05:53.33] | The man' s got a point. |
| [05:56.61] | What is that sparkly thing? |
| [06:04.02] | That thing? It' s a, uh... |
| [06:05.14] | Yeah, it' s a little flashy. |
| [06:07.13] | No, no. |
| [06:08.34] | No, no. It' s not flashy. Not for a goodfella. |
| [06:14.18] | Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. |
| [06:24.45] | _Hi. Hi |
| [06:25.75] | Hi, darling. MONICA: So what' s this? |
| [06:27.04] | Some of your old stuff. |
| [06:28.65] | Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. |
| [06:32.51] | We' re turning your room into a gym. |
| [06:36.23] | Wow, that is a surprise! |
| [06:38.69] | Just one little question. Why not Ross' room? |
| [06:41.44] | Gosh, we talked about that... |
| [06:42.73] | ... but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges... |
| [06:47.82] | Well, we didn' t want to disturb them. |
| [06:50.24] | God forbid! |
| [06:54.18] | |
| [06:55.98] | Hi, Rachel. Aww. |
| [06:58.07] | We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. |
| [07:01.40] | Well, they' re just separated. You never know! We' ll see. |
| [07:05.62] | I can' t say any of us were surprised. |
| [07:09.89] | Your parents have been unhappy ever since we' ve known them. |
| [07:12.94] | Oh. Especially after that incident in Hawaii. |
| [07:15.77] | What? What incident? |
| [07:19.80] | Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. |
| [07:23.36] | Maybe me! Ha! |
| [07:25.05] | Don' t you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold. |
| [07:32.93] | _Want a refill |
| [07:38.48] | You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. |
| [07:42.08] | Ahem. |
| [07:45.83] | Dude, 11: 00, totally hot babe checking you out. |
| [07:52.05] | That was really good. I think I' m ready for my now. |
| [08:03.96] | I know what you' re thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy' s. |
| [08:08.72] | I' m Gail. Chandler. |
| [08:10.08] | I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. |
| [08:17.40] | |
| [08:25.03] | This is excellent! |
| [08:25.93] | He could' ve gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. |
| [08:29.12] | But no! He has to get me the " woman repeller"! |
| [08:32.56] | The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! |
| [08:36.26] | It' s not that bad. Easy for you to say. |
| [08:38.38] | You' re not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection! |
| [08:42.01] | Chandler. Chandler. |
| [08:43.16] | " I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do! |
| [08:44.87] | I pity that fool..." Ay. |
| [08:50.98] | Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. |
| [08:53.91] | Do your Marcel Marceau. |
| [08:58.25] | That' s actually good. |
| [09:07.91] | Would you look at that guy? |
| [09:09.70] | How long has he been talking to her? |
| [09:11.94] | It' s like, back off, buddy! She' s a waitress, not a geisha. |
| [09:17.11] | I think she' s okay. |
| [09:19.92] | Look at that! See how she' s pushing him away and he won' t budge? |
| [09:24.46] | I' m gonna do something. |
| [09:27.74] | We' ll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it' s great. |
| [09:32.52] | Excuse me? Are you Rachel? |
| [09:35.17] | |
| [09:38.59] | Ross Geller. |
| [09:39.89] | God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! |
| [09:44.49] | What are you doing? |
| [09:45.85] | Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? |
| [09:49.87] | I don' t believe it! |
| [09:53.42] | If it works out, we' ll have something to tell the grandkids! |
| [09:54.82] | You sure will. |
| [09:57.40] | I' ve gotta go. |
| [09:59.45] | Take care. ROSS: Okay. |
| [10:00.51] | See you later. RACHEL: Ohh. |
| [10:04.79] | You' re welcome. |
| [10:07.09] | What? I was saving you. |
| [10:10.32] | Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? |
| [10:14.77] | From where I was... Okay, Ross, listen to me. |
| [10:17.19] | I am not yours to save. |
| [10:21.58] | But you are. What? |
| [10:24.38] | Uh, well, um... You' re my lobster. |
| [10:30.61] | Okay. Are you being the blinddate guy again? |
| [10:34.71] | No, you' re my lobster. |
| [10:37.88] | See, um... Lobsters... |
| [10:40.38] | Uh, in the tank, when they' re old... |
| [10:44.62] | ... they get with the... They walk around holding the claws. |
| [10:50.42] | In the tank! You know, with... |
| [10:52.77] | ... with the holding and... |
| [10:55.59] | Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? |
| [10:58.51] | Do the claws again. |
| [11:02.62] | Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? |
| [11:05.55] | Let' s talk... What about us? |
| [11:06.79] | Ross, there is no " us," okay? |
| [11:09.91] | No, but... No! Listen to me! |
| [11:12.46] | I fell for you and I get clobbered. |
| [11:14.97] | You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. |
| [11:19.04] | I' m tired of being clobbered, you know? |
| [11:22.36] | It' s just not worth it. |
| [11:24.23] | Well, but.. |
| [11:26.32] | No " but," Ross. |
| [11:28.11] | We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. |
| [11:31.99] | Except... Except that what? |
| [11:36.87] | No. No. |
| [11:39.92] | Accept that. |
| [11:52.66] | Hey, man! Look, it' s my best bud! How you doing? |
| [11:57.78] | Wow. You' re getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. |
| [12:02.73] | What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say |
| [12:09.29] | Okay, that' s my bad. |
| [12:12.11] | If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. |
| [12:15.59] | Doesn' t the fact that I wore it... |
| [12:17.93] | ... say how much our friendship means to me? |
| [12:20.80] | What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? |
| [12:25.31] | Well, that' s the part where I' m a wank. |
| [12:28.65] | I was hoping you wouldn' t focus on that. |
| [12:31.82] | Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. |
| [12:34.92] | I promise, I will never take it off my... |
| [12:38.43] | ... wrist. |
| [12:42.86] | But if you want to stay in there and be mad... |
| [12:46.47] | ... you just, you stay in there. |
| [12:48.51] | You know what the... |
| [12:50.90] | I am here, on my knees... |
| [12:54.26] | ... holding up these couch cushions... |
| [12:57.01] | ... as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. |
| [13:00.95] | Much like they did in biblical times. |
| [13:04.27] | Though you may haveth anger now... |
| [13:11.30] | You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. |
| [13:16.57] | I' m just saying! It' s right there! |
| [13:19.53] | |
| [13:22.44] | Where' s my grandson? You didn' t bring him? |
| [13:24.58] | No. He' s at Carol and Susan' s today. |
| [13:27.64] | A woman in my office is a lesbian. |
| [13:31.47] | I' m just saying! |
| [13:34.23] | Jack, look! There' s that house paint commercial that cracks you up! |
| [13:43.51] | Where have you been? Emotional hell. |
| [13:45.75] | So did they lend you the money? |
| [13:47.44] | No, I haven' t asked them yet. |
| [13:49.69] | Come on, Monica, do it. |
| [13:51.63] | Hey, you guys. |
| [13:53.35] | Monica has some news. |
| [13:56.71] | So listen, I' m sorry I didn' t tell you this before, but... |
| [14:01.59] | ... I' m no longer at my job. I had to leave it. |
| [14:05.43] | Why? Because they made me. |
| [14:10.07] | You were fired? What are you gonna do? |
| [14:14.16] | Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we' re talking about. |
| [14:18.65] | We taught her well. |
| [14:20.17] | Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank. |
| [14:26.13] | So she dips into her savings. That' s what it' s there for. |
| [14:30.02] | She' s gonna be fine. |
| [14:30.74] | If you need a little extra... |
| [14:32.34] | ... you know where to find it. |
| [14:34.67] | Anything larger back there? |
| [14:38.37] | I can' t believe it! |
| [14:41.11] | Would you stop already? |
| [14:41.71] | Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
| [14:44.89] | Oh, you' re right. I should play in the hay. |
| [14:47.55] | For about the fact I just dropped 400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. |
| [14:52.19] | Bring on the hay! |
| [14:54.42] | Hey! |
| [14:58.02] | I' ve got something that' ll make you happy. |
| [15:00.31] | Guess what Gunther found? |
| [15:02.40] | _Ohh! |
| [15:04.75] | Hey, now you have two! |
| [15:07.94] | Oh, now you have two. |
| [15:12.69] | What am I gonna do? |
| [15:13.73] | Hey. |
| [15:13.83] | Hey. |
| [15:21.62] | How come you have two? |
| [15:23.51] | This one' s for you. |
| [15:26.39] | Get out! No, I can' t. |
| [15:30.33] | I know how much this means to you... |
| [15:33.10] | ... and I also know this is about more than jewelry. |
| [15:35.46] | It' s about you and me and the fact that we' re " best buds." |
| [15:40.88] | Wow. Is this friendship? I think so! |
| [15:45.61] | Check it out! We' re bracelet buddies! |
| [15:48.83] | That' s what they' ll call us! |
| [15:54.47] | Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. |
| [15:56.76] | You have dinosaur checks? |
| [15:59.32] | Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. |
| [16:03.45] | What' s wrong with that? |
| [16:04.71] | Nothing. |
| [16:05.91] | Hey, you' re a cheapasaurus! |
| [16:10.93] | I' m kidding, I' m kidding. Thank you, I' m very grateful. |
| [16:13.90] | Hey, Mon, what is this? |
| [16:17.14] | Oh, um... |
| [16:18.55] | That' s my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. |
| [16:23.56] | Oh, I thought that' s what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains. |
| [16:29.63] | Hey, what' s on this videotape? |
| [16:30.86] | You got me. Let' s put it in. |
| [16:36.97] | Hi. Hey. |
| [16:44.00] | JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay. |
| [16:46.50] | Rachel' s coming up the path. |
| [16:48.66] | Doesn' t she look pretty? Jack? |
| [16:50.65] | Can you get this? |
| [16:54.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [16:56.96] | What is with your nose? |
| [17:00.99] | They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. |
| [17:05.44] | Okay, I was wrong. That' s what they use to cover Connecticut. |
| [17:10.14] | This is us getting ready for the prom. Ah! |
| [17:14.34] | We don' t have to watch. Yeah, we do. |
| [17:15.91] | _Come on! RACHEL_ It' s fun! |
| [17:18.14] | JUDY: Get a shot of Monica. |
| [17:20.98] | Where' s Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad! |
| [17:22.79] | JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out? |
| [17:26.67] | There she is! |
| [17:32.30] | Some girl ate Monica! |
| [17:36.23] | Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. |
| [17:39.56] | So how many cameras are actually on you? |
| [17:45.59] | Oh, you look so great! |
| [17:47.94] | RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful! |
| [17:51.19] | _Oops. RACHEL_ What |
| [17:53.38] | I think I got mayonnaise on you. |
| [17:54.69] | Oh, it' s just the shoulder, not my dress. |
| [17:59.69] | JACK: Everybody smile! |
| [18:01.24] | Oh, Dad, turn it off! |
| [18:03.88] | JACK: It is off. It is not! What' s with the red light? |
| [18:07.81] | _It' s the off light. Right, Ross |
| [18:18.07] | Looking good, Mr. Kotter. |
| [18:24.50] | You look pretty tonight. Oh, thanks. |
| [18:30.46] | What are you doing this summer? I' m gonna hang out... |
| [18:33.86] | ... work on my music. |
| [18:39.60] | Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. |
| [18:49.53] | Let me see. I don' t know. |
| [18:52.12] | What are you gonna do... |
| [18:54.21] | Oh! The guys are here! |
| [18:55.61] | This summer? |
| [18:56.92] | Work on your music? |
| [19:04.14] | RACHEL: Oh, my God! There' s Roy Gublik! |
| [19:06.40] | You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. |
| [19:10.49] | His name was in the paper. |
| [19:13.51] | Where' s Chip? Why isn' t he here yet? |
| [19:16.51] | He' ll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. |
| [19:20.59] | There. |
| [19:26.76] | I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. |
| [19:31.34] | I can' t go to the prom without a date. I can' t! It' s too late! |
| [19:36.96] | If you' re not going, then I don' t want to go either. |
| [19:40.05] | Oh, I' m gonna kick Chip' s ass! |
| [19:44.48] | I have a wonderful idea. |
| [19:46.34] | You should take Rachel to the prom. |
| [19:50.62] | Doubtful. |
| [19:51.80] | Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. |
| [19:56.52] | |
| [19:59.21] | Your mother' s right. Take her. You can wear my tux. |
| [20:02.29] | She won' t wanna go with me. |
| [20:03.98] | JACK: Of course she would! You' re a college man! |
| [20:07.54] | |
| [20:09.53] | Don' t you wanna find out? |
| [20:12.67] | I can' t believe I can' t go to the prom! |
| [20:15.39] | This is so harsh! |
| [20:21.34] | Hold my board. Attaboy! Attaboy! |
| [20:25.13] | ROSS: I think we' ve seen enough. |
| [20:26.99] | Let' s turn it off. No, no, no! |
| [20:28.79] | Well, I' m not gonna watch. |
| [20:31.85] | Come on, kid. Let' s go! |
| [20:35.68] | _My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let' s show them! |
| [20:39.68] | Just a sec, Dad. |
| [20:42.46] | Okay, be cool. Just be cool. |
| [20:54.37] | Okay, Dad. |
| [20:55.61] | Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... |
| [20:59.65] | Oh, no. |
| [21:00.99] | MONICA: Bye! Don' t wait up! |
| [21:03.25] | _Chip! |
| [21:06.84] | JUDY: Oh, dear! |
| [21:09.37] | Jack. How do I turn this off? |
| [21:10.83] | JACK: Press the button. |
| [21:12.53] | JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack! |
| [21:13.97] | JACK: The button! The button! |
| [21:20.18] | I can' t believe you did that. |
| [21:54.77] | See? He' s her lobster! |
| [22:05.19] | JUDY: Dance with him! |
| [22:07.08] | Mom, I' m hungry! |
| [22:09.54] | JUDY: Dance with your father. |
| [22:10.89] | I don' t know any of your flashdances, but I' m no slouch on the dance floor. |
| [22:15.66] | All right. |
| [22:23.19] | _Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy! |
| [22:26.48] | _Oh, Judy! |
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| ar: yīng yǔ tīng lì | |
| al: lǎo yǒu jì dì èr jì | |
| [00:04.14] | hēi hēi |
| [00:05.28] | děng wǒ yī xià |
| [00:10.24] | lì hài lì hài |
| [00:12.46] | yǒu dōng xī yào gěi nǐ |
| [00:13.89] | zhè shì shén me? 812 kuài qián |
| [00:17.29] | lǎo bǎo méi gào sù nǐ ma? yào yī qiān |
| [00:19.35] | rú guǒ yào wǒ guò yī zhěng yè de huà |
| [00:22.79] | zhè shì zài gàn ma a? ó, wǒ xiàn zài yǒu zài zhuàn qián le |
| [00:25.13] | zhè shì yào hái nǐ pāi dà tóu zhào de qián diàn fèi |
| [00:28.17] | hái yǒu shǔ bù qīng de pī sà de qián |
| [00:31.84] | wǒ ài nǐ, lǎo xiōng ó, xiè le, lǎo xiōng |
| [00:32.69] | zhè xià zǐ wǒ kě yǐ mǎi xiǎo mǎ le |
| [00:37.10] | zhè shì wǒ xiǎo xiǎo de xīn yì xiè xiè nǐ yī zhí péi zài wǒ shēn biān |
| [00:42.22] | wa! wǒ bù xiǎo de gāi shuō shí mǒ cái hǎo |
| [00:50.32] | wa! wǒ bù xiǎo de gāi shuō shí mǒ cái hǎo |
| [00:53.65] | nǐ jué de zěn yàng? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [00:58.36] | zhè shì yī tiáo shǒu liàn |
| [00:59.57] | kě bú shì ma? hái yǒu kè zì kuài kàn kàn |
| [01:02.87] | sòng gěi wǒ de hǎo xiōng dì |
| [01:09.76] | xiè le, hǎo xiōng dì |
| [01:11.91] | dài shang qù! xiàn zài ma? |
| [01:16.98] | bù, zhè zhǒng hǎo huò sè yīng gāi liú zhe děng zhòng dà chǎng hé cái dài |
| [01:19.67] | bù, zuì bàng de jiù zài zhè ér zhè shǒu liàn shén me chǎng hé dōu néng yòng |
| [01:23.78] | zhǐ yào dài shang qù jiù kě fēng fēng guāng guāng de chū mén |
| [01:32.81] | nǐ zhēn shì hé dài shǒu liàn |
| [01:36.74] | wǒ zhēn de liě |
| [01:39.28] | zhī dào zhè zhǒng dōng dōng huì wèi nǐ de xìng shēng huó dài lái shén me hǎo chù? |
| [01:42.28] | yī kāi shǐ kě néng huì ràng wǒ sù dù biàn màn |
| [01:44.20] | děng wǒ xí guàn zhè zhǒng zhòng liàng zhī hòu jiù kě huí guī cháng guǐ |
| [02:36.07] | kàn qǐ lái dōu hěn bàng tài hǎo le |
| [02:38.47] | rú guǒ wǒ xiǎng zhǎo rén wèn wèn nǐ guò qù de gōng zuò biǎo xiàn ne? |
| [02:41.60] | jiù zài nà biān jīng lǐ shì qián dé bīn |
| [02:45.08] | hǎo de |
| [02:46.57] | wǒ men jiù lái kàn kàn nǐ běn rén yǒu méi yǒu zhǐ shàng xiě de nà me hǎo gěi wǒ zuò gè shā là |
| [02:50.65] | shā là? wǒ kě yǐ zuò gèng fù zá de dōng xī |
| [02:54.22] | bù, shā là jiù kě yǐ le |
| [02:57.90] | méi wèn tí |
| [02:59.14] | kě shì wǒ yào nǐ yī biān zuò yī biān gào sù wǒ nǐ zhèng zài zuò shí mǒ |
| [03:04.44] | hǎo de ó, wǒ zài sī wō jù |
| [03:07.85] | wō jù hěn zàng ma? |
| [03:09.68] | fàng xīn hǎo le, wǒ huì qīng xǐ de |
| [03:11.18] | bú yào, wǒ xǐ huān zāng zāng de |
| [03:16.34] | xī tīng zūn biàn liǎo |
| [03:17.93] | nǐ jiē xià lái yào zuò shí mǒ ne? |
| [03:21.91] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ yào qiē fān qié |
| [03:24.05] | fān qié hěn jiān tǐng ma? |
| [03:28.49] | hái kě yǐ nǐ què dìng méi yǒu biàn huài ma? |
| [03:31.05] | nǐ què dìng dōu méi yǒu hěn huài hěn huài ma? |
| [03:37.81] | bù, dōu kě yǐ la |
| [03:39.72] | nǐ huì qiē piàn qiè de hěn hǎo ma? |
| [03:42.76] | shì shí shàng, wǒ dǎ suàn qiē chéng sī zhuàng |
| [03:47.34] | wǒ bù gàn le |
| [03:56.97] | wèi? |
| [03:59.08] | ruì qiū bù zài xū yào wǒ zhuǎn dá shén me ma? |
| [04:01.58] | shì něi gè kǎi xī? |
| [04:04.48] | shì kǎi xī chū jī huò shì kǎi xī yáng guāng hé chàng tuán nà gè? |
| [04:07.62] | hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [04:11.20] | hēi, zhè gè kǎi xī shì shuí a? |
| [04:13.27] | yí gè tā kàn diàn yǐng shí yù dào de jiā huo |
| [04:15.61] | tā yào zhǎo tā gàn ma? |
| [04:17.01] | wǒ cāi tā xiǎng gēn tā tiào diǎn xiǎo wǔ |
| [04:21.10] | yě jiù shì qù hēi xiū yī xià |
| [04:26.14] | ó, yě jiù děng yú shì shàng chuáng qù |
| [04:34.02] | wǒ bù xiǎo de, wǒ bù |
| [04:35.63] | wǒ bù dǒng liǎng ge yuè qián, wǒ gēn ruì qiū hái hěn qīn mì |
| [04:39.68] | xiàn zài wǒ què zài bāng yí gè tā kàn diàn yǐng shí yù dào de jiā huo liú huà? |
| [04:44.59] | zhè gè kǎi xī cái gāi bāng wǒ liú yán nǐ men zhī dào ma? |
| [04:47.37] | ruì qiū hé wǒ cái yīng gāi zài yì qǐ |
| [04:50.28] | rán hòu wǒ men yì qǐ qǐng diàn huà mì shū |
| [04:55.38] | děng děng ba, huì yǒu nà me yì tiān de |
| [04:57.88] | nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [04:59.65] | yīn wèi tā shì nǐ de lóng xiā |
| [05:04.20] | ó, tā huì shuō míng de |
| [05:08.50] | lóng xiā dōu huì ài shàng yī shēng de bàn lǚ zhè shì cháng shí |
| [05:12.50] | zhī dào ma? wǒ men zhēn de kě yǐ mù dǔ nián lǎo de lóng xiā fū fù |
| [05:15.65] | zài tā men de shuǐ cáo lǐ qián zi qiān zhe qián zi màn bù, jiù xiàng zhè yàng |
| [05:24.83] | yǒu jué de hǎo yì diǎn le ma? |
| [05:26.57] | wǒ xiǎng xǐ dào dì wǔ cì jiù kě yǐ bǎ miàn shì de jì yì chōng diào le |
| [05:30.46] | nǐ hái yǒu bié de jī huì ma? |
| [05:32.91] | wǒ shì yǒu jī huì fù bù chū fáng zū |
| [05:36.38] | mó nī kǎ, rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng yào, wǒ kě yǐ jiè nǐ yì diǎn qián |
| [05:38.47] | bù, bù rú guǒ wǒ wú fǎ lì kè hái nǐ qián |
| [05:41.30] | měi cì jiàn dào nǐ wǒ jiù huì gǎn dào chōng mǎn zuì è gǎn yǔ yā lì |
| [05:43.54] | hé bù zhí jiē zhǎo bà bà mā mā jiè? |
| [05:47.31] | fǎn zhèng nǐ zài tā men miàn qián yǐ jīng chōng mǎn zuì è gǎn yǔ yā lì le |
| [05:50.24] | hé bù shùn biàn lāo diǎn qián chū lái |
| [05:53.33] | shuō de yǒu lǐ |
| [05:56.61] | nà shǎn shǎn fā liàng de shì shén me dōng dōng? |
| [06:04.02] | zhè wán yì ér? |
| [06:05.14] | duì, shì yǒu diǎn sú qì |
| [06:07.13] | bù, bú huì |
| [06:08.34] | bù, bù sú qì de hēi bāng dài zhèng hǎo |
| [06:14.18] | tài zhèng diǎn le! nǐ yí dìng yǒu gěi tā xián hěn duō qián ba? |
| [06:24.45] | . hāi hāi, qīn ài de |
| [06:25.75] | zhè shì shén me? |
| [06:27.04] | nǐ de yī xiē jiù dōng xī |
| [06:28.65] | ó, qīn ài de, wǒ men yào gěi nǐ yí gè jīng xǐ |
| [06:32.51] | wǒ men yào bǎ nǐ de fáng jiān biàn chéng jiàn shēn fáng |
| [06:36.23] | wa, zhēn shì méi xiǎng dào! |
| [06:38.69] | róng wǒ wèn yī xià gàn ma bù yòng luó sī de fáng jiān? |
| [06:41.44] | wǒ men shì yǒu tǎo lùn guò le |
| [06:42.73] | kě shì tā yǒu tài duō kē xué lèi de jiǎng bēi jiǎng zhuàng jiǎng zhāng zhè lèi de |
| [06:47.82] | wǒ men bù xiǎng qù dòng dào |
| [06:50.24] | wàn wàn bù kě |
| [06:54.18] | Ohh. Hi. ó hāi |
| [06:55.98] | hāi, ruì qiū |
| [06:58.07] | wǒ men hěn yí hàn tīng dào nǐ de fù mǔ fēn shǒu le |
| [07:01.40] | ó, tā men cái gāng fēn jū ér yǐ hái shuō bù dìng, wǒ men děng zhe qiáo jiù shì |
| [07:05.62] | wǒ shì bù néng shuō gǎn dào jīng yà la |
| [07:09.89] | cóng wǒ men rèn shi tā men zhī hòu jiù méi kàn tā men kuài lè guò |
| [07:12.94] | tè bié shì zài xià wēi yí chū zhuàng kuàng hòu |
| [07:15.77] | shén me? shén me zhuàng kuàng? |
| [07:19.80] | bù, bù, wǒ yí dìng shì xiǎng cuò rén le |
| [07:23.36] | gǎo bù hǎo shì wǒ zì jǐ |
| [07:25.05] | nǐ bú shì yǒu yī fú yào zhé ma? qù zhé, qīn ài de, nǐ qù máng |
| [07:32.93] | yào xù bēi ma? wǒ bú yào le, xiè xiè |
| [07:38.48] | děng wǒ yī xià xià wǒ yào yǎn de hěn xiàng |
| [07:42.08] | ēn |
| [07:45.83] | xiōng dì, shí yì diǎn fāng xiàng wú dí là mèi yī zhí zài kàn nǐ |
| [07:52.05] | zhēn de hěn bàng wǒ xiǎng wǒ kě yǐ qù biàn xìng le |
| [08:03.96] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ wù rèn wǒ wèi hé xǔ rén dà wèi tāng mǎ sī, wēn dì de chuàng bàn rén |
| [08:08.72] | wǒ shì gài r qián dé |
| [08:10.08] | wǒ zhēn de dé zǒu le zhēn shì xìng huì le |
| [08:17.40] | What? shén me? |
| [08:25.03] | tài bàng le! |
| [08:25.93] | tā dà kě sòng wǒ yī tái lù yǐng jī huò gāo ěr fū qiú gǎn |
| [08:29.12] | dàn tā méi yǒu! tā què gěi wǒ nòng le gè nǚ xìng zhōng jié zhě |
| [08:32.56] | shén me fèi wù zhī wū chū pǐn de chǒu dōng xī |
| [08:36.26] | méi nà me zāo nǐ shuō de dào róng yì |
| [08:38.38] | nǐ yòu bù yòng dài zhe lián T xiān shēng dōu bú yào de dōng xī dào chù zǒu |
| [08:42.01] | qián dé |
| [08:43.16] | wǒ tóng qíng nèi xiē dài zhe wǒ de zhū bǎo de shǎ guā wǒ zhēn de tóng qíng |
| [08:44.87] | wǒ tóng qíng nèi xiē dài zhe hāi |
| [08:50.98] | hēi, xiōng dì, wǒ men gāng gāng zài wán mó fǎng xiù |
| [08:53.91] | mó fǎng nǐ de mǎ xiē mǎ sǒu |
| [08:58.25] | yǎn dé hái bù cuò |
| [09:07.91] | nǐ kàn kàn nà jiā huo? |
| [09:09.70] | tā gēn tā yǐ jīng liáo duō jiǔ le? |
| [09:11.94] | zhēn xiǎng shuō gǔn kāi, chòu jiā huo tā shì fú wù shēng yòu bú shì yì jì |
| [09:17.11] | wǒ xiǎng tā hěn yú kuài |
| [09:19.92] | nǐ kàn kàn, tā dōu tuī kāi tā le tā hái sǐ bù zǒu |
| [09:24.46] | wǒ dé cǎi qǔ xíng dòng cái xíng |
| [09:27.74] | wǒ men kě yǐ zài shān shàng zū jiān mù wū huá jìn huá chū de, hěn bàng |
| [09:32.52] | bào qiàn? nǐ shì ruì qiū ma? |
| [09:35.17] | What? gàn ma? |
| [09:38.59] | wǒ shì luó sī gài lēi |
| [09:39.89] | lǎo tiān, nǐ zài guǎng gào shàng yǒu xiě dào nǐ hěn měi, bù guò, wa! |
| [09:44.49] | nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ? |
| [09:45.85] | ó, wǒ de tiān, nǐ jīn tiān bù xíng ma? |
| [09:49.87] | wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [09:53.42] | rú guǒ xíng de huà wǒ men jiù néng duì hòu dài zǐ sūn hǎo hǎo chuī xū yī fān le |
| [09:54.82] | nǐ huì yǒu jī huì de |
| [09:57.40] | wǒ dé zǒu le |
| [09:59.45] | hòu huì yǒu qī hǎo |
| [10:00.51] | zài jiàn le hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ |
| [10:04.79] | bù kè qì |
| [10:07.09] | shén me? wǒ shì zài jiù nǐ |
| [10:10.32] | hǎo ràng wǒ jié shù gēn yí gè mí rén nán zǐ hěn kāi xīn de duì huà? |
| [10:14.77] | cóng wǒ gāng cái zuò de wèi zhì kàn lái luó sī, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [10:17.19] | wǒ bù yòng nǐ jiù |
| [10:21.58] | dàn shì, nǐ yào shén me? |
| [10:24.38] | nǐ shì wǒ de lóng xiā |
| [10:30.61] | nǐ yòu zài wán máng mù yuē huì de yóu xì le? |
| [10:34.71] | bù, nǐ shì wǒ de lóng xiā |
| [10:37.88] | lóng xiā ne |
| [10:40.38] | zài shuǐ cáo lǐ, tā men biàn lǎo le yǐ hòu |
| [10:44.62] | huì nà gè tā men huì qiān zhe qián zi sàn bù |
| [10:50.42] | zài shuǐ cáo lǐ! |
| [10:52.77] | qiān zhe qián zi ér qiě |
| [10:55.59] | fēi bǐ, yào lái bāng wǒ shuō lóng xiā de shì ma? |
| [10:58.51] | zài zuò yī cì wò de dòng zuò |
| [11:02.62] | ruì qiū bié guǎn lóng xiā le, kě yǐ ma? |
| [11:05.55] | wǒ men lái tán tán tán tán wǒ men rú hé? |
| [11:06.79] | luó sī, méi yǒu suǒ wèi de wǒ men kě yǐ ma? |
| [11:09.91] | duì, kě shì bù, nǐ tīng wǒ shuō! |
| [11:12.46] | wǒ ài shàng nǐ què shēn shòu dǎ jī |
| [11:14.97] | nǐ ài shàng wǒ wǒ hái shì shēn shòu dǎ jī |
| [11:19.04] | wǒ bù xiǎng zài shòu shāng le nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [11:22.36] | bù zhí de de |
| [11:24.23] | . , kě shì |
| [11:26.32] | méi yǒu kě shì le, luó sī |
| [11:28.11] | wǒ men shì bù kě néng de, hǎo ma? jiē shòu ba |
| [11:31.99] | yào wǒ jiē shòu shén me ma? |
| [11:36.87] | bù, bù |
| [11:39.92] | jiē shòu zhè gè shì shí ba! |
| [11:52.66] | hēi, lǎo xiōng, wa, shì wǒ de hǎo xiōng dì! nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [11:57.78] | nǐ yù lái yù huì mó fǎng mǎ xiē mǎ sǒu le |
| [12:02.73] | wǒ men dǎ dǎ qiú rú hé? jiù nǐ hé wǒ? |
| [12:09.29] | hǎo, shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [12:12.11] | rú guǒ nǐ bù xǐ huān nà tiáo shǒu liàn nǐ dà kě zhí shuō |
| [12:15.59] | wǒ yǒu dài zhe bù jiù biǎo shì |
| [12:17.93] | wǒ yǒu duō chóng shì wǒ men de yǒu yì le? |
| [12:20.80] | nà nǐ xiū rǔ nà tiáo shǒu liàn hái yǒu nǐ hái qǔ xiào wǒ de shì shí ne |
| [12:25.31] | ó, nà bù fèn wǒ dǎo shì gè wáng bā dàn |
| [12:28.65] | xī wàng wǒ men bú yào zhǐ zhù yì nà zhǒng xiǎo dì fāng |
| [12:31.82] | hǎo la! wǒ shuō guò jǐ bǎi biàn wǒ hěn bào qiàn le |
| [12:34.92] | wǒ bǎo zhèng wǒ zài yě bú huì ná xià wǒ de |
| [12:38.43] | shǒu liàn |
| [12:42.86] | rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng dài zài lǐ miàn fā pí qì |
| [12:46.47] | nà jiù dài ba |
| [12:48.51] | nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [12:50.90] | wǒ jiù zài zhè lǐ, guì zhe |
| [12:54.26] | ná zhe zhè liǎng gè yǐ diàn |
| [12:57.01] | zuò wéi wǒ bēi shāng yǔ huǐ hèn de xiàng zhēng |
| [13:00.95] | jiù xiàng shèng jīng lǐ de gù shì yí yàng |
| [13:04.27] | nǐ xiàn zài kě yǐ tòng kuài de fā xiè le |
| [13:11.30] | zhī dào ma, gé lā fú zhēn de hěn huì jiào |
| [13:16.57] | wǒ zhǐ shì shuō shuō! nǐ zì jǐ kàn |
| [13:19.53] | Hey, guys. JUDY: Hi, darling. hēi, dà jiā hǎo hāi, qīn ài de |
| [13:22.44] | wǒ de sūn zi ne? nǐ méi bǎ tā dài lái? |
| [13:24.58] | méi, tā jīn tiān zài kǎ luó gēn sū shān nà lǐ |
| [13:27.64] | wǒ gōng sī de yí gè nǚ hái yě shì gè tóng xìng liàn |
| [13:31.47] | wǒ zhǐ shì shuō shuō |
| [13:34.23] | jié kè, kuài kàn nǐ kàn le jiù huì xiào de nà gè yóu qī guǎng gào kāi shǐ le |
| [13:43.51] | nǐ qù nǎ lǐ le? xiàn rù qíng xù de dì yù lǐ |
| [13:45.75] | tā men yǒu jiè nǐ qián ma? |
| [13:47.44] | méi yǒu, yīn wèi wǒ hái méi kāi kǒu |
| [13:49.69] | dé le, mó nī kǎ, kuài diǎn |
| [13:51.63] | hēi, nǐ men |
| [13:53.35] | mó nī kǎ yǒu shì yào shuō |
| [13:56.71] | hěn bào qiàn wǒ méi yǒu zǎo diǎn gào sù nǐ men kě shì |
| [14:01.59] | wǒ yǐ jīng cí zhí le wǒ bù dé bù cí zhí |
| [14:05.43] | wèi shí me? bèi tā men bī de |
| [14:10.07] | nǐ bèi chǎo yóu yú le? zhè xià zǐ nǐ gāi zěn me bàn ne? |
| [14:14.16] | zhū dì, bié jǐn zhāng tā kě shì wǒ men de xiǎo xiǎo mó nǚ kǎ |
| [14:18.65] | wǒ men bǎ tā jiào de hěn jīng |
| [14:20.17] | nǐ yī chéng de xīn shuǐ dōu huì? cún yín háng |
| [14:26.13] | tā yǒu zài jī shào chéng duō de chǔ xù jiù shì wèi cǐ |
| [14:30.02] | tā bú huì yǒu shì de |
| [14:30.74] | rú guǒ nǐ bù tài gòu yòng |
| [14:32.34] | nǐ yě zhī dào gāi qù nǎ lǐ yào |
| [14:34.67] | yǒu dà zhāng yì diǎn de ma? |
| [14:38.37] | zhēn shì nán yǐ zhì xìn |
| [14:41.11] | kě yǐ bú yào suì suì niàn le ma? |
| [14:41.71] | jiù bié zài bào yuàn gǔ cāng lǐ de kǔ chāi shì tiào dào cǎo duī lǐ wán wán ba |
| [14:44.89] | méi cuò, wǒ shì gāi tiào dào dào cǎo duī lǐ wán wán |
| [14:47.55] | bié wàng le, wǒ gāng gāng ná sì bǎi kuài huàn lái yí gè wǒ yī kāi shǐ jiù hěn tǎo yàn de shǒu liàn |
| [14:52.19] | jiù ná dào cǎo lái gěi wǒ wán wán ba! |
| [14:54.42] | hēi! |
| [14:58.02] | wǒ yǒu yí gè néng ràng nǐ hěn kāi xīn de dōng xī |
| [15:00.31] | nǐ cāi gān sè zhǎo dào shén me dōng xī le? |
| [15:02.40] | ō! |
| [15:04.75] | zhè xià zǐ nǐ yǒu liǎng gè le! |
| [15:07.94] | ó, nǐ yǒu liǎng gè ó |
| [15:12.69] | zhè xià zǐ wǒ zěn me bàn ne? |
| [15:13.73] | |
| [15:13.83] | |
| [15:21.62] | nǐ zěn me huì yǒu liǎng gè? |
| [15:23.51] | zhè yí gè shì gěi nǐ de |
| [15:26.39] | bié nào le! bù, wǒ tíng bù xià lái |
| [15:30.33] | wǒ zhī dào zhè shǒu liàn duì nǐ yì yì yǒu duō dà |
| [15:33.10] | wǒ yě zhī dào zhè bù zhǐ shì gè shǒu shì |
| [15:35.46] | zhè dài biǎo le nǐ hé wǒ dài biǎo wǒ men shì hǎo gē ér men |
| [15:40.88] | zhè dài biǎo yǒu yì ma? wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [15:45.61] | nǐ kàn kàn wǒ men shì shǒu liàn hǎo gē ér men! |
| [15:48.83] | yǐ hòu tā men jiù huì zhè yàng jiào wǒ men |
| [15:54.47] | hǎo le nǐ shén me shí hòu hái wǒ dōu kě yǐ |
| [15:56.76] | nǐ jìng rán yǒu kǒng lóng tú àn de zhī piào? |
| [15:59.32] | duì, nǐ ná dào qián de tóng shí hái kě yǐ xué xiē dōng xī |
| [16:03.45] | yǒu shén me bù hǎo ma? |
| [16:04.71] | méi yǒu |
| [16:05.91] | hēi, nǐ shì zhǐ xiǎo qì de kǒng lóng! |
| [16:10.93] | kāi wán xiào de la xiè le, gǎn jī bù jìn |
| [16:13.90] | hēi, mó nī kǎ, zhè shì shén me? |
| [16:17.14] | ó, ēn |
| [16:18.55] | wǒ gāo zhōng shí de yǒng zhuāng wǒ dāng nián bǐ jiào zhǒng yì diǎn |
| [16:23.56] | wǒ hái yǐ wéi zhè shì yǐ qián xià yǔ shí yòng lái zhē gài kāng nǎi dí kè zhōu de dōng xī |
| [16:29.63] | mó nī kǎ, zhè dài zi yǒu lù shén me? |
| [16:30.86] | wǒ bù xiǎo de, fàng jìn qù kàn kàn |
| [16:36.97] | hāi hēi |
| [16:44.00] | zhào zhè biān, jié kè, hǎo |
| [16:46.50] | ruì qiū jiù yào jìn mén le |
| [16:48.66] | tā shì bú shì hěn měi? jié kè? |
| [16:50.65] | nǐ néng pāi dào ma? |
| [16:54.78] | ó, wǒ de tiān |
| [16:56.96] | nǐ de bí zi zěn me le? |
| [17:00.99] | wǒ dāng nián yǒu bí zhōng gé wān qū hòu lái zhǐ hǎo nòng duǎn le |
| [17:05.44] | wǒ cuò le yòng lái zhē gài kāng nǎi dí kè de shì zhè gè cái duì |
| [17:10.14] | zhī dào shì shén me ma? zhè shì wǒ men zhǔn bèi yào qù bì yè wǔ huì de dài zi |
| [17:14.34] | wǒ men bú yào kàn zhè gè yào, yào kàn |
| [17:15.91] | yào la hěn hǎo wán de! |
| [17:18.14] | lái pāi mó nī kǎ |
| [17:20.98] | mó nī kǎ rén ne? zài zhè biān, bà |
| [17:22.79] | děng děng, zěn me lā yuǎn? |
| [17:26.67] | pāi dào luó |
| [17:32.30] | yǒu gè nǚ hái bǎ mó nī kǎ tūn diào le! |
| [17:36.23] | bì zuǐ shè yǐng jī běn lái jiù huì ràng rén duō shí bàng |
| [17:39.56] | wa, yǒu jǐ bù shè yǐng jī tóng shí zài pāi nǐ a? |
| [17:45.59] | ó, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo bàng! |
| [17:47.94] | nǐ yě shì! nǐ hǎo měi |
| [17:51.19] | wa gàn ma? |
| [17:53.38] | wǒ de měi nǎi zī zhān dào nǐ le |
| [17:54.69] | zhǐ shì jiān bǎng méi zhān dào yī fú |
| [17:59.69] | dà jiā, wēi xiào |
| [18:01.24] | guān diào! |
| [18:03.88] | nǎ yǒu! hóng dēng zěn me hái liàng zhe? nà shi dài biǎo guān diào de dēng |
| [18:07.81] | shì ba, luó sī? |
| [18:18.07] | shuài ó, kē tè ěr xiān shēng |
| [18:24.50] | nǐ jīn yè kàn qǐ lái hěn měi ó, xiè le |
| [18:30.46] | nǐ zhè gè shǔ jià yào zuò shí mǒ? wǒ huì liú xià lái |
| [18:33.86] | nòng wǒ de yīn yuè |
| [18:39.60] | wǒ de kòu zi sōng le ma? zhèi xiē dōng dōng yī zhí wǎng xià diào |
| [18:49.53] | wǒ kàn kàn, wǒ bù xiǎo de |
| [18:52.12] | nǐ dǎ suàn rú hé |
| [18:54.21] | nán hái zi dào le! |
| [18:55.61] | guò shǔ jià? |
| [18:56.92] | nòng nǐ de yīn yuè? |
| [19:04.14] | ó, wǒ de tiān shì luò yī jiǎ bǎi lì kè! |
| [19:06.40] | luò yī kàn le xīng jì dà zhàn 317 cì |
| [19:10.49] | tā hái ná lái xiě lùn wén |
| [19:13.51] | qí pǔ rén ne? tā zěn me hái méi dào? |
| [19:16.51] | tā huì lái de, kě yǐ ma? tūn kē zhèn dìng jì ba |
| [19:20.59] | hǎo le |
| [19:26.76] | wǒ gāng cái shì gēn ruì qiū shuō luò yī pèng le wǒ de xiōng bù |
| [19:31.34] | wǒ méi yǒu wǔ bàn bù néng qù cān jiā wǒ bù néng, lái bù jí le |
| [19:36.96] | nǐ bù qù de huà wǒ yě bù xiǎng qù |
| [19:40.05] | ó, wǒ yào zǎi le qí pǔ! |
| [19:44.48] | wǒ yǒu gè hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [19:46.34] | nǐ yīng gāi dài ruì qiū qù cān jiā bì yè wǔ huì |
| [19:50.62] | hěn huái yí nà! |
| [19:51.80] | jié kè, shè yǐng jī gěi wǒ nǐ lái gēn nǐ ér zi shuō |
| [19:56.52] | All right, go on. This thing' s heavy. hǎo, gǎn kuài zhè dōng xī hěn zhòng yé |
| [19:59.21] | nǐ mā mā shuō de duì dài tā qù, nǐ kě yǐ chuān wǒ de lǐ fú |
| [20:02.29] | tā bú huì xiǎng gēn wǒ qù de |
| [20:03.98] | tā dāng rán yuàn yì nǐ shì dà xué shēng le |
| [20:07.54] | I don' t know. Well, come on. wǒ bù xiǎo de ó, hǎo le la |
| [20:09.53] | nǐ jiù bù xiǎng shì shì kàn? |
| [20:12.67] | wǒ zhēn shì bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ bù néng cān jiā bì yè wǔ huì le |
| [20:15.39] | tài zāo gāo le! |
| [20:21.34] | hǎo, bāng wǒ ná jiàn pán hǎo hái zi, hǎo hái zi |
| [20:25.13] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ men yě kàn gòu le |
| [20:26.99] | kě yǐ guān diào le bù, bù, bù! |
| [20:28.79] | hǎo, wǒ bù kàn le |
| [20:31.85] | kuài diǎn, xiǎo guǐ, zán men zǒu |
| [20:35.68] | wa! zhēn shì shuài a! gěi dà jiā qiáo qiáo |
| [20:39.68] | děng yī xià, bà |
| [20:42.46] | hǎo, yào kù yào kù yì diǎn |
| [20:54.37] | hǎo le, bà |
| [20:55.61] | ruì qiū, zhǔn bèi hǎo le méi? nǐ de bái mǎ wáng zǐ lái le |
| [20:59.65] | ó, zāo le! |
| [21:00.99] | zài jiàn! bù yòng děng wǒ men le |
| [21:03.25] | qí pǔ! |
| [21:06.84] | ó, zhēn shì |
| [21:09.37] | jié kè, wǒ zěn me bǎ zhè dōng xī guān le? |
| [21:10.83] | àn xià àn niǔ |
| [21:12.53] | nǎ yī ge? něi gè àn niǔ? jié kè! |
| [21:13.97] | nà yí gè, jiù nà yí gè! |
| [21:20.18] | méi xiǎng dào nǐ yuàn yì zhè yàng zuò |
| [21:54.77] | kàn dào méi? tā shì tā de lóng xiā |
| [22:05.19] | gēn tā tiào |
| [22:07.08] | mā, wǒ è le! |
| [22:09.54] | gēn nǐ bà bà tiào |
| [22:10.89] | wǒ yě xǔ bú huì tiào shǎn wǔ bù guò wǒ shàng le wǔ chí yì fēi děng xián zhī bèi |
| [22:15.66] | hǎo ba |
| [22:23.19] | ó, jié kè ó, zhū dì! |
| [22:26.48] | ó, cài dì! |