| 歌曲 | Friends S02E22 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第二季） |
| [00:35.-1] | And I'm not sure we are. |
| [02:20.-4] | I'm sorry. I didn't know. |
| [04:20.-2] | No,no,not a party. |
| [04:36.-4] | This isn't your first surprise party,is it,sir? |
| [05:59.-2] | -What? -lt will be like we're gal pals. |
| [07:11.-1] | Okay,that's Ross. All right. |
| [07:14.-1] | Okay,they're coming. |
| [08:13.-2] | Weird. |
| [10:03.-4] | When you're not using the markers, put the caps back on them... |
| [10:40.-1] | ... but I've noticed some of you are just placing them on. … |
| [10:51.-3] | Gunther! |
| [11:21.-3] | When I do,walk quickly to the door and don't look back. |
| [11:43.-4] | I know. |
| [11:52.-3] | I have been in the bathroom. |
| [14:48.-2] | Thank you. |
| [15:30.-2] | Everything you've heard is true. |
| [17:35.-2] | I'll be skins! |
| [18:14.-2] | How did you get through this? |
| [22:07.-2] | Yep! Get ready for the gelatinous fun. |
| [22:21.-1] | Okay,I've got one. |
| [00:07.72] | So,I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. |
| [00:10.56] | And since it's Rachel's birthday... |
| [00:12.89] | ...I thought I'd poach a salmon. … |
| [00:15.93] | What? |
| [00:17.00] | Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? |
| [00:21.33] | You want to be on the food committee? |
| [00:23.13] | Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees? |
| [00:26.64] | Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun? |
| [00:30.68] | I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. |
| [00:38.12] | You don't want it to be special? |
| [00:40.65] | Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want. |
| [00:43.46] | Joey,they're not real! |
| [00:47.36] | I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake. |
| [00:50.83] | See? Honk,honk! |
| [00:53.83] | Wow,it's like porno for clowns! |
| [00:58.64] | The One With Two Parties |
| [01:47.05] | Neither of Rachel's sisters can come. |
| [01:50.12] | I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper. |
| [01:54.73] | No Shannon Cooper. |
| [01:56.16] | Why not her? |
| [01:57.73] | Because she.... |
| [01:58.83] | She steals stuff. |
| [02:03.07] | Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back. |
| [02:09.94] | Joey,that is horrible. |
| [02:11.78] | Hey,I liked her. |
| [02:13.24] | Maybe too much. |
| [02:14.81] | I don't know. |
| [02:16.58] | I guess I just got scared. |
| [02:22.79] | I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay! |
| [02:27.03] | Hi,honey. How did it go? |
| [02:28.66] | It was the graduation from hell. |
| [02:30.83] | My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. |
| [02:35.03] | It's supposed to be a joyous occasion. |
| [02:37.60] | Nobody thought my sister would graduate from college. |
| [02:41.14] | It's a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica. |
| [02:46.21] | What happened? |
| [02:47.31] | My parents happened. |
| [02:48.68] | All they had to do was sit in the same stadium,smile... |
| [02:51.88] | ...and not talk about the divorce. But no! … |
| [02:55.29] | They got into a fight during the commencement address. |
| [02:58.12] | Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. |
| [03:04.46] | You know the good news? |
| [03:06.03] | I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours. |
| [03:10.80] | I guess we don't invite her parents. |
| [03:13.30] | -How about just her mom? -Why her mom? |
| [03:16.17] | Because I already invited her. |
| [03:18.68] | Did you ask Stacy Roth? |
| [03:20.88] | Can't invite her. |
| [03:25.05] | She also steals. |
| [03:33.22] | Here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake? |
| [03:36.33] | We're not having birthday cake. |
| [03:38.50] | We're having birthday flan. |
| [03:42.57] | Excuse me? |
| [03:43.74] | It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. |
| [03:45.90] | That's nice. |
| [03:47.51] | Happy birthday,Rachel. Here's some goo! |
| [03:57.02] | Dr. Greene! |
| [03:58.85] | Oh,my God! It's Rachel's dad. |
| [04:03.35] | Why are you here? |
| [04:04.89] | The father can't see the daughter on her birthday? |
| [04:07.79] | No,no,the father can. |
| [04:09.86] | But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here. |
| [04:13.87] | And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye. |
| [04:17.27] | You're having a party. |
| [04:22.21] | Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. |
| [04:25.54] | -This is Phoebe,Chandler and Joey. -I'll never remember all that. |
| [04:29.78] | So what's the deal? |
| [04:32.08] | Rachel comes home,people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it? |
| [04:42.33] | Hi,Monica. |
| [04:46.93] | The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus. |
| [04:50.10] | So basically,just a Chinese guy. |
| [04:54.47] | Dr. Greene,come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed. |
| [05:01.35] | All right. That sounds like a two-person job. |
| [05:07.82] | Well,my goodness! What was that? |
| [05:10.36] | Sandra,I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet. |
| [05:14.19] | -You thought I was Rachel? -Yes,because you look so young. |
| [05:18.20] | And because you're both, you know,white women. |
| [05:23.50] | Oh,I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom? |
| [05:30.14] | -No,I'll take that for you. -Oh,well,thank you. |
| [05:33.51] | Such a gentleman. Thank you. |
| [05:38.85] | It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons. |
| [05:43.72] | Oh,the funniest thing happened to me on the way here. |
| [05:47.49] | -I was driving -That's great! |
| [05:53.20] | I can't wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [05:56.80] | Hey,come with me. |
| [06:01.47] | You know,like at a restaurant. It'll be fun! Come on. |
| [06:10.21] | Oh,my God. Oh,my God. Oh,my God! |
| [06:12.25] | Think. Think. |
| [06:14.00] | What would Jack and Chrissy do? |
| [06:18.09] | Okay,now that your coat is safely in the bed |
| [06:21.76] | We can come back out in the living room. |
| [06:24.36] | Joey and Chandler,it's time you take Dr. Greene over to your place. |
| [06:28.87] | Yes,absolutely. |
| [06:32.17] | Why,again? |
| [06:34.41] | Because that's where the party is,you goon! |
| [06:38.61] | -See,this is just the staging area. -Right,it's the staging area. |
| [06:42.71] | This is clearly in the wrong apartment. |
| [06:50.86] | All right,you guys are off to party number one. |
| [06:55.86] | And you.... |
| [06:57.76] | You are off to party number two. |
| [07:00.80] | All right,let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving. |
| [07:06.24] | At least send some women to my party. |
| [07:22.65] | Thank you for such a wonderful dinner. |
| [07:25.56] | Thanks for being born. |
| [07:27.63] | Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect. |
| [07:30.90] | I love you. |
| [07:32.90] | Now,you can exchange them if you want,okay? |
| [07:36.73] | Now I love you even more. |
| [07:44.31] | Surprise! |
| [07:46.08] | Oh,my gosh! |
| [07:47.81] | Wow! |
| [07:49.91] | Oh,my God. Mom! |
| [07:51.78] | This is so great! |
| [07:53.48] | Happy birthday,sweetie. |
| [07:57.09] | You! I had no idea! |
| [07:59.92] | -Really? -No,I knew. |
| [08:01.36] | All right. |
| [08:03.63] | There's food and drinks on the table. |
| [08:06.20] | Go across the hall. Right now,Joey and Chandler's. |
| [08:09.03] | -Why? -Just go. |
| [08:14.17] | Surprise! |
| [08:18.81] | Happy birthday,sweet pea. |
| [08:21.18] | Daddy! |
| [08:27.55] | Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here? |
| [08:30.79] | Well,we could count again? |
| [08:33.86] | I can't believe this! |
| [08:35.39] | You know,this is ridiculous. |
| [08:37.20] | This is your birthday,your party. |
| [08:39.66] | Let's put them together. If they can't deal with it,who cares? |
| [08:43.07] | -I do. -That's who. |
| [08:47.04] | Are you gonna be okay? |
| [08:48.57] | I don't really have a choice. I can look at the bright side. |
| [08:52.64] | I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes. |
| [08:55.75] | Well,actually... |
| [08:57.55] | ...just one birthday flan. … |
| [09:02.82] | It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. |
| [09:05.82] | Talk to Monica. She's on the food committee. |
| [09:15.23] | Some girl just walked up to me and said,"I want you,Dennis"... |
| [09:19.00] | ...and stuck her tongue down my throat. … |
| [09:21.84] | I love this party! |
| [09:24.28] | -Quick volleyball question. -Volleyball. |
| [09:26.61] | We set up a court in your room. |
| [09:28.78] | You didn't like that gray lamp,did you? |
| [09:32.38] | A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you. |
| [09:37.05] | -Dennis! -Okay,that's me. |
| [09:41.19] | Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while. |
| [09:45.40] | Do you have any ideas for any openers? |
| [09:48.73] | Stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter"... |
| [09:52.07] | ...and you should be okay. … |
| [09:56.27] | I want you to take a piece of paper |
| [09:58.48] | Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory. |
| [10:07.65] | ... because they will dry out. … |
| [10:10.66] | Hi,Dr. Greene. |
| [10:13.79] | So how's everything in the... |
| [10:16.83] | ...vascular surgery... … |
| [10:19.30] | ...game? … |
| [10:21.47] | It's not a game,Ross. A woman died on my table today. |
| [10:25.50] | I'm sorry. |
| [10:28.81] | That's the good thing about my job. |
| [10:31.24] | All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead. |
| [10:37.15] | Listen,I don't mean to be a pain about this... |
| [10:43.32] | You want to push the caps... |
| [10:47.12] | ... until you hear them click. … |
| [10:52.00] | Where you going? |
| [10:53.16] | I was sort of thinking about maybe |
| [10:56.10] | No! No,you can't go! No,this is fun. |
| [10:59.37] | We're just starting. Here's your marker. |
| [11:05.11] | If you want to go,just go. |
| [11:08.11] | She'll yell at me again. |
| [11:13.38] | All right,I can get you out. |
| [11:15.45] | What? |
| [11:18.22] | In a minute,I'll create a diversion. |
| [11:25.66] | -I think I need a drink. -I'll get it for you. |
| [11:28.87] | -What do you want? -Scotch. |
| [11:31.07] | I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. |
| [11:35.71] | Neat! |
| [11:37.21] | Cool. |
| [11:39.24] | Neat,as in no rocks. |
| [11:47.85] | Hello,Ross! Where have you been? |
| [11:55.86] | Stay clear of the salmon mousse. |
| [12:02.83] | Scotch neat. |
| [12:04.94] | That's Rachel's father's drink. |
| [12:09.04] | Mine too. Isn't that neat? |
| [12:12.31] | Scotch neat. |
| [12:16.68] | Would you excuse me? |
| [12:24.86] | Where are you sneaking off to,mister? |
| [12:28.53] | I'm getting my cigarettes. |
| [12:30.36] | No. |
| [12:31.50] | What do you mean "no"? |
| [12:33.53] | See,because that's the staging area. |
| [12:36.07] | You go in there,it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. |
| [12:40.74] | Take your scotch back in there... |
| [12:43.01] | ...and I will get your cigarettes for you,sir. … |
| [12:46.71] | -Get my glasses too. -All righty-roo. |
| [12:53.38] | What a great moment to say that for the first time. |
| [12:59.82] | Okay,the first person's most embarrassing memory is... |
| [13:04.43] | ... "Monica,your party sucks." …“ |
| [13:07.60] | Very funny. |
| [13:09.57] | Oh,no! Did someone forget to use a coaster? |
| [13:13.07] | What? |
| [13:21.41] | I don't see anything. |
| [13:23.71] | Great,I'm seeing water rings again. |
| [13:29.35] | Ross,whose glasses are those? |
| [13:32.69] | Mine. |
| [13:35.53] | You wear bifocals? |
| [13:39.13] | I have a condition apparently... |
| [13:42.40] | ...that I require... … |
| [13:45.74] | ...two different sets of focals. … |
| [13:49.07] | Do you know my husband has glasses just like that? |
| [13:52.71] | Well,those are very popular frames. |
| [13:55.65] | Neil Sedaka wears them. |
| [14:00.72] | I hear you can get people out of here. |
| [14:07.29] | You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes. |
| [14:10.73] | Yeah,like a chimney. |
| [14:13.90] | Big smoker. |
| [14:16.67] | Big,big smoker. |
| [14:18.74] | In fact,I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. |
| [14:36.49] | Are you wearing my glasses? |
| [14:39.52] | Yes. |
| [14:43.16] | I was just warming up the earpieces for you. |
| [14:51.54] | Is that one of my cigarettes? |
| [15:00.04] | Yes,it is. I was just moistening the tip. |
| [15:05.88] | She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here. |
| [15:09.55] | But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute. |
| [15:12.16] | What about my friend? |
| [15:13.29] | Only the three of you. Any more and she'll get suspicious. |
| [15:17.03] | -Let me just get my coat. -There isn't time! |
| [15:22.07] | Just leave everything. |
| [15:24.00] | They'll take care of you next door. |
| [15:26.87] | Is it true they have beer? |
| [15:33.18] | Could you guys please keep it down? |
| [15:35.75] | We're trying to start a Boggle tournament. |
| [15:43.69] | You! |
| [15:44.76] | And you. |
| [15:46.09] | You're supposed to be at my party. |
| [15:48.26] | And Gunther! |
| [15:54.70] | What are you doing here? |
| [16:00.24] | Welcome to the fo |
| [16:06.08] | All right,I'm sorry. But these people needed me. |
| [16:09.21] | They work hard all week. It's Saturday night. |
| [16:11.72] | They deserve to have a little fun. Go! |
| [16:15.19] | You know,my party is fun. |
| [16:17.22] | It's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun. |
| [16:20.06] | But if people would just give it a chance,it's |
| [16:27.46] | -You want me to see a therapist? -Sweetheart,you have a problem. |
| [16:32.24] | You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father. |
| [16:36.77] | Okay,Mom,I'll make an appointment. |
| [16:39.38] | But right now,I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing. |
| [16:42.78] | Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees? |
| [16:48.05] | I felt like Gulliver. |
| [16:50.82] | Daddy,I really want to hear more about this... |
| [16:53.92] | ...but I just have to do some stuff. … |
| [16:57.29] | You work and you work and you work at a marriage... |
| [17:00.50] | ... but all he cares about is his stupid boat. … |
| [17:03.17] | You work and you work and you work on a boat. |
| [17:06.17] | He always ridiculed my pottery classes. |
| [17:09.31] | And you sand it and varnish it. |
| [17:11.48] | But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs. |
| [17:15.31] | One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County.... |
| [17:18.58] | -The scotch,the cigarettes.... - The bonsais and the Chihuahua.... |
| [17:21.59] | I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now but |
| [17:24.12] | What the hell does she want with half a boat? |
| [17:30.46] | Okay,okay,you can be shirts and I'll be skins. |
| [17:43.54] | How you holding up there,tiger? |
| [17:47.51] | Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced,I got a lot of "tigers." |
| [17:52.22] | I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports." |
| [17:56.00] | I even got a "governor." |
| [17:59.72] | This is it,isn't it? This is what my life will be like. |
| [18:03.49] | My mom there,my dad there. |
| [18:05.86] | Thanksgiving,Christmas. |
| [18:08.57] | She gets the house,he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker. |
| [18:18.38] | I relied on a carefully regimented program... |
| [18:21.55] | ...of denial... … |
| [18:24.01] | ...and wetting the bed. … |
| [18:28.72] | You know,I just It's so weird. |
| [18:31.32] | I mean,I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other. |
| [18:36.19] | All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July. |
| [18:40.60] | Because it reminded you of the way... |
| [18:42.73] | ...our forefathers used to bitch at each other? … |
| [18:46.34] | It's just this thing. Every year we would... |
| [18:49.24] | ...go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. … |
| [18:52.54] | Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. |
| [18:56.78] | My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side... |
| [19:00.28] | ...and Dad would be upset because nobody helped. … |
| [19:03.22] | And when we did help,he'd scream at us for doing it wrong. |
| [19:09.56] | But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up. |
| [19:14.30] | You know,and it'd get really cold. |
| [19:16.80] | And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket. |
| [19:20.70] | It never occurred to anybody to bring another one. |
| [19:25.54] | And now it's.... |
| [19:30.71] | Yeah,I know. |
| [19:55.44] | Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun. |
| [19:57.84] | All right,I'm hitting the road. |
| [20:00.08] | Now,I've left my 10 verbs on the table. |
| [20:03.18] | Be sure and send me that finished poem. |
| [20:05.75] | Okay,will do. Glad you came. |
| [20:07.92] | -I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. -Let me go check. |
| [20:13.69] | Your mom wants to say goodbye. |
| [20:15.93] | Happy birthday,sweetie. |
| [20:21.10] | You drive safe. |
| [20:23.93] | What are you doing? |
| [20:26.67] | I'm getting ready for the water skiing. |
| [20:30.27] | Okay,big hug. One more. Come on! |
| [20:35.55] | How are you? |
| [20:39.12] | -Where are you going? -To get my coat. |
| [20:41.32] | We'll get that for you. |
| [20:43.00] | All right,all right. I can get my own coat. |
| [20:53.73] | Sorry,we're on a major flan high. |
| [20:59.04] | Oh,no. No,you're not supposed to be here. |
| [21:02.04] | This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave. |
| [21:06.08] | You know,just get out. |
| [21:17.32] | Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe. |
| [21:21.16] | I have to be heading toward my chateau. |
| [21:23.53] | I guess we're going back into the hallway again. |
| [21:26.56] | Thanks for coming,Mrs. Greene. |
| [21:41.35] | You take care. |
| [21:46.38] | Oh,you kids. |
| [21:50.89] | Well. |
| [21:53.46] | This is the best party I've been to in years. |
| [21:57.56] | Thank you! |
| [22:04.57] | Okay,everybody, it's time for flan! |
| [22:11.31] | Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection. |
| [22:14.91] | Okay,that's enough. |
| [22:16.91] | Okay,Rachel, make a special flan wish. |
| [22:26.89] | Heads up! |
| [22:30.03] | Wow! Those things almost never come true. |
| [00:35.-1] | And I' m not sure we are. |
| [02:20.-4] | I' m sorry. I didn' t know. |
| [04:20.-2] | No, no, not a party. |
| [04:36.-4] | This isn' t your first surprise party, is it, sir? |
| [05:59.-2] | What? lt will be like we' re gal pals. |
| [07:11.-1] | Okay, that' s Ross. All right. |
| [07:14.-1] | Okay, they' re coming. |
| [08:13.-2] | Weird. |
| [10:03.-4] | When you' re not using the markers, put the caps back on them... |
| [10:40.-1] | ... but I' ve noticed some of you are just placing them on. |
| [10:51.-3] | Gunther! |
| [11:21.-3] | When I do, walk quickly to the door and don' t look back. |
| [11:43.-4] | I know. |
| [11:52.-3] | I have been in the bathroom. |
| [14:48.-2] | Thank you. |
| [15:30.-2] | Everything you' ve heard is true. |
| [17:35.-2] | I' ll be skins! |
| [18:14.-2] | How did you get through this? |
| [22:07.-2] | Yep! Get ready for the gelatinous fun. |
| [22:21.-1] | Okay, I' ve got one. |
| [00:07.72] | So, I' ll get candles and my mom' s lace tablecloth. |
| [00:10.56] | And since it' s Rachel' s birthday... |
| [00:12.89] | ... I thought I' d poach a salmon. |
| [00:15.93] | What? |
| [00:17.00] | Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? |
| [00:21.33] | You want to be on the food committee? |
| [00:23.13] | Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees? |
| [00:26.64] | Why can' t we just get pizza and beer and have fun? |
| [00:30.68] | I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you' re fancy on the inside. |
| [00:38.12] | You don' t want it to be special? |
| [00:40.65] | Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want. |
| [00:43.46] | Joey, they' re not real! |
| [00:47.36] | I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They' re fake. |
| [00:50.83] | See? Honk, honk! |
| [00:53.83] | Wow, it' s like porno for clowns! |
| [00:58.64] | The One With Two Parties |
| [01:47.05] | Neither of Rachel' s sisters can come. |
| [01:50.12] | I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper. |
| [01:54.73] | No Shannon Cooper. |
| [01:56.16] | Why not her? |
| [01:57.73] | Because she.... |
| [01:58.83] | She steals stuff. |
| [02:03.07] | Or maybe she doesn' t and Joey slept with her and never called her back. |
| [02:09.94] | Joey, that is horrible. |
| [02:11.78] | Hey, I liked her. |
| [02:13.24] | Maybe too much. |
| [02:14.81] | I don' t know. |
| [02:16.58] | I guess I just got scared. |
| [02:22.79] | I didn' t think anyone would buy that. Okay! |
| [02:27.03] | Hi, honey. How did it go? |
| [02:28.66] | It was the graduation from hell. |
| [02:30.83] | My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. |
| [02:35.03] | It' s supposed to be a joyous occasion. |
| [02:37.60] | Nobody thought my sister would graduate from college. |
| [02:41.14] | It' s a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica. |
| [02:46.21] | What happened? |
| [02:47.31] | My parents happened. |
| [02:48.68] | All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile... |
| [02:51.88] | ... and not talk about the divorce. But no! |
| [02:55.29] | They got into a fight during the commencement address. |
| [02:58.12] | Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. |
| [03:04.46] | You know the good news? |
| [03:06.03] | I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours. |
| [03:10.80] | I guess we don' t invite her parents. |
| [03:13.30] | How about just her mom? Why her mom? |
| [03:16.17] | Because I already invited her. |
| [03:18.68] | Did you ask Stacy Roth? |
| [03:20.88] | Can' t invite her. |
| [03:25.05] | She also steals. |
| [03:33.22] | Here are the candles. Where' s the birthday cake? |
| [03:36.33] | We' re not having birthday cake. |
| [03:38.50] | We' re having birthday flan. |
| [03:42.57] | Excuse me? |
| [03:43.74] | It' s a traditional Mexican custard dessert. |
| [03:45.90] | That' s nice. |
| [03:47.51] | Happy birthday, Rachel. Here' s some goo! |
| [03:57.02] | Dr. Greene! |
| [03:58.85] | Oh, my God! It' s Rachel' s dad. |
| [04:03.35] | Why are you here? |
| [04:04.89] | The father can' t see the daughter on her birthday? |
| [04:07.79] | No, no, the father can. |
| [04:09.86] | But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she' s not here. |
| [04:13.87] | And I' ll pass along the message. Okay? So byebye. |
| [04:17.27] | You' re having a party. |
| [04:22.21] | Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. |
| [04:25.54] | This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey. I' ll never remember all that. |
| [04:29.78] | So what' s the deal? |
| [04:32.08] | Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it? |
| [04:42.33] | Hi, Monica. |
| [04:46.93] | The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus. |
| [04:50.10] | So basically, just a Chinese guy. |
| [04:54.47] | Dr. Greene, come with me. We' ll put your jacket on Rachel' s bed. |
| [05:01.35] | All right. That sounds like a twoperson job. |
| [05:07.82] | Well, my goodness! What was that? |
| [05:10.36] | Sandra, I thought you were Rachel. We weren' t ready for you yet. |
| [05:14.19] | You thought I was Rachel? Yes, because you look so young. |
| [05:18.20] | And because you' re both, you know, white women. |
| [05:23.50] | Oh, I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom? |
| [05:30.14] | No, I' ll take that for you. Oh, well, thank you. |
| [05:33.51] | Such a gentleman. Thank you. |
| [05:38.85] | It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons. |
| [05:43.72] | Oh, the funniest thing happened to me on the way here. |
| [05:47.49] | I was driving That' s great! |
| [05:53.20] | I can' t wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [05:56.80] | Hey, come with me. |
| [06:01.47] | You know, like at a restaurant. It' ll be fun! Come on. |
| [06:10.21] | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! |
| [06:12.25] | Think. Think. |
| [06:14.00] | What would Jack and Chrissy do? |
| [06:18.09] | Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed |
| [06:21.76] | We can come back out in the living room. |
| [06:24.36] | Joey and Chandler, it' s time you take Dr. Greene over to your place. |
| [06:28.87] | Yes, absolutely. |
| [06:32.17] | Why, again? |
| [06:34.41] | Because that' s where the party is, you goon! |
| [06:38.61] | See, this is just the staging area. Right, it' s the staging area. |
| [06:42.71] | This is clearly in the wrong apartment. |
| [06:50.86] | All right, you guys are off to party number one. |
| [06:55.86] | And you.... |
| [06:57.76] | You are off to party number two. |
| [07:00.80] | All right, let' s keep it moving, let' s keep it moving. |
| [07:06.24] | At least send some women to my party. |
| [07:22.65] | Thank you for such a wonderful dinner. |
| [07:25.56] | Thanks for being born. |
| [07:27.63] | Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They' re perfect. |
| [07:30.90] | I love you. |
| [07:32.90] | Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay? |
| [07:36.73] | Now I love you even more. |
| [07:44.31] | Surprise! |
| [07:46.08] | Oh, my gosh! |
| [07:47.81] | Wow! |
| [07:49.91] | Oh, my God. Mom! |
| [07:51.78] | This is so great! |
| [07:53.48] | Happy birthday, sweetie. |
| [07:57.09] | You! I had no idea! |
| [07:59.92] | Really? No, I knew. |
| [08:01.36] | All right. |
| [08:03.63] | There' s food and drinks on the table. |
| [08:06.20] | Go across the hall. Right now, Joey and Chandler' s. |
| [08:09.03] | Why? Just go. |
| [08:14.17] | Surprise! |
| [08:18.81] | Happy birthday, sweet pea. |
| [08:21.18] | Daddy! |
| [08:27.55] | Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here? |
| [08:30.79] | Well, we could count again? |
| [08:33.86] | I can' t believe this! |
| [08:35.39] | You know, this is ridiculous. |
| [08:37.20] | This is your birthday, your party. |
| [08:39.66] | Let' s put them together. If they can' t deal with it, who cares? |
| [08:43.07] | I do. That' s who. |
| [08:47.04] | Are you gonna be okay? |
| [08:48.57] | I don' t really have a choice. I can look at the bright side. |
| [08:52.64] | I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes. |
| [08:55.75] | Well, actually... |
| [08:57.55] | ... just one birthday flan. |
| [09:02.82] | It' s a traditional Mexican custard dessert. |
| [09:05.82] | Talk to Monica. She' s on the food committee. |
| [09:15.23] | Some girl just walked up to me and said," I want you, Dennis"... |
| [09:19.00] | ... and stuck her tongue down my throat. |
| [09:21.84] | I love this party! |
| [09:24.28] | Quick volleyball question. Volleyball. |
| [09:26.61] | We set up a court in your room. |
| [09:28.78] | You didn' t like that gray lamp, did you? |
| [09:32.38] | A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I' m not even listening to you. |
| [09:37.05] | Dennis! Okay, that' s me. |
| [09:41.19] | Can you keep Dad occupied? I' m gonna talk to Mom for a while. |
| [09:45.40] | Do you have any ideas for any openers? |
| [09:48.73] | Stay clear of " I' m the guy that' s doing your daughter"... |
| [09:52.07] | ... and you should be okay. |
| [09:56.27] | I want you to take a piece of paper |
| [09:58.48] | Here you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory. |
| [10:07.65] | ... because they will dry out. |
| [10:10.66] | Hi, Dr. Greene. |
| [10:13.79] | So how' s everything in the... |
| [10:16.83] | ... vascular surgery... |
| [10:19.30] | ... game? |
| [10:21.47] | It' s not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today. |
| [10:25.50] | I' m sorry. |
| [10:28.81] | That' s the good thing about my job. |
| [10:31.24] | All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead. |
| [10:37.15] | Listen, I don' t mean to be a pain about this... |
| [10:43.32] | You want to push the caps... |
| [10:47.12] | ... until you hear them click. |
| [10:52.00] | Where you going? |
| [10:53.16] | I was sort of thinking about maybe |
| [10:56.10] | No! No, you can' t go! No, this is fun. |
| [10:59.37] | We' re just starting. Here' s your marker. |
| [11:05.11] | If you want to go, just go. |
| [11:08.11] | She' ll yell at me again. |
| [11:13.38] | All right, I can get you out. |
| [11:15.45] | What? |
| [11:18.22] | In a minute, I' ll create a diversion. |
| [11:25.66] | I think I need a drink. I' ll get it for you. |
| [11:28.87] | What do you want? Scotch. |
| [11:31.07] | I' ll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. |
| [11:35.71] | Neat! |
| [11:37.21] | Cool. |
| [11:39.24] | Neat, as in no rocks. |
| [11:47.85] | Hello, Ross! Where have you been? |
| [11:55.86] | Stay clear of the salmon mousse. |
| [12:02.83] | Scotch neat. |
| [12:04.94] | That' s Rachel' s father' s drink. |
| [12:09.04] | Mine too. Isn' t that neat? |
| [12:12.31] | Scotch neat. |
| [12:16.68] | Would you excuse me? |
| [12:24.86] | Where are you sneaking off to, mister? |
| [12:28.53] | I' m getting my cigarettes. |
| [12:30.36] | No. |
| [12:31.50] | What do you mean " no"? |
| [12:33.53] | See, because that' s the staging area. |
| [12:36.07] | You go in there, it' ll ruin the whole illusion of the party. |
| [12:40.74] | Take your scotch back in there... |
| [12:43.01] | ... and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir. |
| [12:46.71] | Get my glasses too. All rightyroo. |
| [12:53.38] | What a great moment to say that for the first time. |
| [12:59.82] | Okay, the first person' s most embarrassing memory is... |
| [13:04.43] | ... " Monica, your party sucks." " |
| [13:07.60] | Very funny. |
| [13:09.57] | Oh, no! Did someone forget to use a coaster? |
| [13:13.07] | What? |
| [13:21.41] | I don' t see anything. |
| [13:23.71] | Great, I' m seeing water rings again. |
| [13:29.35] | Ross, whose glasses are those? |
| [13:32.69] | Mine. |
| [13:35.53] | You wear bifocals? |
| [13:39.13] | I have a condition apparently... |
| [13:42.40] | ... that I require... |
| [13:45.74] | ... two different sets of focals. |
| [13:49.07] | Do you know my husband has glasses just like that? |
| [13:52.71] | Well, those are very popular frames. |
| [13:55.65] | Neil Sedaka wears them. |
| [14:00.72] | I hear you can get people out of here. |
| [14:07.29] | You didn' t tell me your boyfriend smokes. |
| [14:10.73] | Yeah, like a chimney. |
| [14:13.90] | Big smoker. |
| [14:16.67] | Big, big smoker. |
| [14:18.74] | In fact, I' m gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. |
| [14:36.49] | Are you wearing my glasses? |
| [14:39.52] | Yes. |
| [14:43.16] | I was just warming up the earpieces for you. |
| [14:51.54] | Is that one of my cigarettes? |
| [15:00.04] | Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip. |
| [15:05.88] | She' s taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here. |
| [15:09.55] | But it has to be now. She' ll be back any minute. |
| [15:12.16] | What about my friend? |
| [15:13.29] | Only the three of you. Any more and she' ll get suspicious. |
| [15:17.03] | Let me just get my coat. There isn' t time! |
| [15:22.07] | Just leave everything. |
| [15:24.00] | They' ll take care of you next door. |
| [15:26.87] | Is it true they have beer? |
| [15:33.18] | Could you guys please keep it down? |
| [15:35.75] | We' re trying to start a Boggle tournament. |
| [15:43.69] | You! |
| [15:44.76] | And you. |
| [15:46.09] | You' re supposed to be at my party. |
| [15:48.26] | And Gunther! |
| [15:54.70] | What are you doing here? |
| [16:00.24] | Welcome to the fo |
| [16:06.08] | All right, I' m sorry. But these people needed me. |
| [16:09.21] | They work hard all week. It' s Saturday night. |
| [16:11.72] | They deserve to have a little fun. Go! |
| [16:15.19] | You know, my party is fun. |
| [16:17.22] | It' s a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun. |
| [16:20.06] | But if people would just give it a chance, it' s |
| [16:27.46] | You want me to see a therapist? Sweetheart, you have a problem. |
| [16:32.24] | You' ve chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father. |
| [16:36.77] | Okay, Mom, I' ll make an appointment. |
| [16:39.38] | But right now, I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing. |
| [16:42.78] | Did you know your mother spent 1200 on bonsai trees? |
| [16:48.05] | I felt like Gulliver. |
| [16:50.82] | Daddy, I really want to hear more about this... |
| [16:53.92] | ... but I just have to do some stuff. |
| [16:57.29] | You work and you work and you work at a marriage... |
| [17:00.50] | ... but all he cares about is his stupid boat. |
| [17:03.17] | You work and you work and you work on a boat. |
| [17:06.17] | He always ridiculed my pottery classes. |
| [17:09.31] | And you sand it and varnish it. |
| [17:11.48] | But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs. |
| [17:15.31] | One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County.... |
| [17:18.58] | The scotch, the cigarettes.... The bonsais and the Chihuahua.... |
| [17:21.59] | I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now but |
| [17:24.12] | What the hell does she want with half a boat? |
| [17:30.46] | Okay, okay, you can be shirts and I' ll be skins. |
| [17:43.54] | How you holding up there, tiger? |
| [17:47.51] | Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of " tigers." |
| [17:52.22] | I got a lot of " champs," " chiefs," " sports." |
| [17:56.00] | I even got a " governor." |
| [17:59.72] | This is it, isn' t it? This is what my life will be like. |
| [18:03.49] | My mom there, my dad there. |
| [18:05.86] | Thanksgiving, Christmas. |
| [18:08.57] | She gets the house, he' s in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker. |
| [18:18.38] | I relied on a carefully regimented program... |
| [18:21.55] | ... of denial... |
| [18:24.01] | ... and wetting the bed. |
| [18:28.72] | You know, I just It' s so weird. |
| [18:31.32] | I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other. |
| [18:36.19] | All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July. |
| [18:40.60] | Because it reminded you of the way... |
| [18:42.73] | ... our forefathers used to bitch at each other? |
| [18:46.34] | It' s just this thing. Every year we would... |
| [18:49.24] | ... go out on my dad' s boat and watch the fireworks. |
| [18:52.54] | Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. |
| [18:56.78] | My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side... |
| [19:00.28] | ... and Dad would be upset because nobody helped. |
| [19:03.22] | And when we did help, he' d scream at us for doing it wrong. |
| [19:09.56] | But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up. |
| [19:14.30] | You know, and it' d get really cold. |
| [19:16.80] | And we' d all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket. |
| [19:20.70] | It never occurred to anybody to bring another one. |
| [19:25.54] | And now it' s.... |
| [19:30.71] | Yeah, I know. |
| [19:55.44] | Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun. |
| [19:57.84] | All right, I' m hitting the road. |
| [20:00.08] | Now, I' ve left my 10 verbs on the table. |
| [20:03.18] | Be sure and send me that finished poem. |
| [20:05.75] | Okay, will do. Glad you came. |
| [20:07.92] | I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. Let me go check. |
| [20:13.69] | Your mom wants to say goodbye. |
| [20:15.93] | Happy birthday, sweetie. |
| [20:21.10] | You drive safe. |
| [20:23.93] | What are you doing? |
| [20:26.67] | I' m getting ready for the water skiing. |
| [20:30.27] | Okay, big hug. One more. Come on! |
| [20:35.55] | How are you? |
| [20:39.12] | Where are you going? To get my coat. |
| [20:41.32] | We' ll get that for you. |
| [20:43.00] | All right, all right. I can get my own coat. |
| [20:53.73] | Sorry, we' re on a major flan high. |
| [20:59.04] | Oh, no. No, you' re not supposed to be here. |
| [21:02.04] | This is the staging area. It' s all wrong. You should leave. |
| [21:06.08] | You know, just get out. |
| [21:17.32] | Or perhaps you' d like a creme de menthe. |
| [21:21.16] | I have to be heading toward my chateau. |
| [21:23.53] | I guess we' re going back into the hallway again. |
| [21:26.56] | Thanks for coming, Mrs. Greene. |
| [21:41.35] | You take care. |
| [21:46.38] | Oh, you kids. |
| [21:50.89] | Well. |
| [21:53.46] | This is the best party I' ve been to in years. |
| [21:57.56] | Thank you! |
| [22:04.57] | Okay, everybody, it' s time for flan! |
| [22:11.31] | Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection. |
| [22:14.91] | Okay, that' s enough. |
| [22:16.91] | Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish. |
| [22:26.89] | Heads up! |
| [22:30.03] | Wow! Those things almost never come true. |
| [00:07.72] | wǒ dài là zhú gēn wǒ mā de lěi sī zhuō bù |
| [00:10.56] | jì rán shì ruì qiū de shēng rì |
| [00:12.89] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ zhǔ yī tiáo guī yú |
| [00:15.93] | zěn me yàng ma? |
| [00:17.00] | wǒ yào wèn wèi shí me měi cì kāi pài duì nǐ dōu yào shuǐ zhǔ dōng xī a? |
| [00:21.33] | nǐ xiǎng zǒng zhǎng shí wù wěi yuán huì ma? |
| [00:23.13] | wèn tí èr, wèi shí me měi cì pài duì dōu yào yǒu shí wù wěi yuán huì? |
| [00:26.64] | wèi shí me bù mǎi xiē pī sà gēn pí jiǔ dà jiā gāo xìng jiù hǎo le ma? |
| [00:30.68] | wǒ rèn wéi huā qiào de pài duì shì gěi dǎ xīn dǐ huā qiào de rén de |
| [00:35.-1] | wǒ men yòu bú shì zhè zhǒng rén |
| [00:38.12] | nǐ men bù xiǎng yào diǎn tè bié de? |
| [00:40.65] | hěn hǎo, nǐ men ài zěn me yàng jiù zěn me yàng |
| [00:43.46] | qiáo yī, nà shi jiǎ de |
| [00:47.36] | wǒ zhè lǐ miàn kōng kōng rú yě |
| [00:50.83] | kàn, kōng kōng |
| [00:53.83] | xiàng gěi xiǎo chǒu kàn de xiǎo diàn yǐng |
| [00:58.64] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 22 jí yí gè tóu liǎng gè dà |
| [01:47.05] | wǒ gēn ruì qiū de mèi mei jiǎng le tā men dōu bù néng gòu lái |
| [01:50.12] | nà wǒ hái dé yāo qǐng dí lún ài mǎ, hái yǒu gǔ xiāng nóng |
| [01:54.73] | bú yào xiāng nóng |
| [01:56.16] | wèi shí me ne? |
| [01:57.73] | yīn wèi tā |
| [01:58.83] | huì tōu dōng xī |
| [02:03.07] | yòu huò xǔ tā bú huì tōu dōng xī, dàn tā gēn tā shàng chuáng hòu jiù méi zài dǎ diàn huà gěi tā le |
| [02:09.94] | qiáo yī, nà tài guò fèn le |
| [02:11.78] | wǒ xǐ huān tā, hǎo ma? |
| [02:13.24] | huò xǔ tài xǐ huān le |
| [02:14.81] | wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [02:16.58] | wǒ cāi wǒ zhǐ shì pà le |
| [02:20.-4] | duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [02:22.79] | méi xiǎng dào yǒu rén huì chī zhè yī tào |
| [02:27.03] | mì táng, hǎo wán ma? |
| [02:28.66] | dì yù de bì yè diǎn lǐ |
| [02:30.83] | wǒ biǎo dì shì kào zú qiú jiǎng xué jīn shàng" dì yù dà xué" de |
| [02:35.03] | zhè běn lái yīng gāi shì gè kuài lè de chǎng hé |
| [02:37.60] | wǒ mèi mei cóng dà xué bì yè le shuí yě méi xiǎng dào |
| [02:41.14] | zhēn zhèng zhèng míng liǎo yí gè cháng dǎo nǚ hái wèi le yī bù chē huì zuò shí mǒ |
| [02:46.21] | dào dǐ zěn me le? |
| [02:47.31] | wǒ bǎo bèi fù mǔ ya |
| [02:48.68] | tā men zhǐ xū yào zuò zài tóng yí gè tǐ yù guǎn jiāo ào dì wēi xiào |
| [02:51.88] | jué kǒu bù tí lí hūn de shì dàn bù! |
| [02:55.29] | kāi mù zhì cí dào yī bàn shí tā men jiù chǎo dé bù kě kāi jiāo le |
| [02:58.12] | zhǔ jiào hái dé tíng xià lái jiào tā men liǎng gè zhù kǒu |
| [03:04.46] | nǐ men zhī dào hǎo xiāo xī shì shén me ma? |
| [03:06.03] | wǒ jiē zhe kě yǐ bāng rén dào bā xiǎo shí de kā fēi |
| [03:10.80] | nà wǒ men kě yǐ bú yào yāo qǐng tā fù mǔ |
| [03:13.30] | zhǐ yāo tā mā mā, zěn me yàng? wèi shí me? |
| [03:16.17] | yīn wèi wǒ yǐ jīng yāo le |
| [03:18.68] | nǐ yāo le shǐ dài xī ma? |
| [03:20.88] | bù, bù néng yāo tā |
| [03:25.05] | tā yě huì tōu dōng xī |
| [03:33.22] | zhè shì shēng rì dàn gāo de là zhú nà shēng rì dàn gāo ne? |
| [03:36.33] | wǒ men bù chī shēng rì dàn gāo |
| [03:38.50] | wǒ men chī shēng rì pài bǐng |
| [03:42.57] | shén me? |
| [03:43.74] | shì yī zhǒng chuán tǒng mò xī gē ruǎn dòng diǎn xīn |
| [03:45.90] | bù cuò ya |
| [03:47.51] | shēng rì kuài lè, ruì qiū, lái xiē gāo |
| [03:57.02] | lín yī shēng |
| [03:58.85] | lǎo tiān a, shì ruì qiū de bà bà |
| [04:03.35] | nǐ lái zuò shí mǒ? |
| [04:04.89] | zěn me le? nǚ ér shēng rì lǎo bà guò lái kàn kàn yě bù xíng ma? |
| [04:07.79] | bù lǎo bà dāng rán kě yǐ |
| [04:09.86] | dàn shì yóu yú wǒ shì tā shì yǒu wǒ kě yǐ gào sù nǐ tā bù zài |
| [04:13.87] | wǒ huì zhuǎn gào tā nǐ lái guò le suǒ yǐ, bài bài |
| [04:17.27] | nǐ men kāi pài duì ya |
| [04:20.-2] | bù, bú shì pài duì la |
| [04:22.21] | zhǐ shì yī qún ruì qiū rèn shi de rén de jīng xǐ jù huì |
| [04:25.54] | zhè shì fēi bǐ, qián dé, qiáo yī tài duō rén le wǒ jì bu zhù |
| [04:29.78] | suǒ yǐ nǐ men shì yào ruì qiū huí lái |
| [04:32.08] | dà jiā tiào chū lái jiān jiào shì bú shì zhè yàng zi? |
| [04:36.-4] | zhè bú shì nǐ de dì yí gè jīng xǐ pài duì ba? |
| [04:42.33] | mó nī kǎ |
| [04:46.93] | yǒu rén sòng le zhōng cān guǎn cài dān lái tā wàng le cài dān le |
| [04:50.10] | suǒ yǐ jī běn shàng zhǐ shì gè zhōng guó rén ér yǐ |
| [04:54.47] | lín yī shēng, nǐ gēn wǒ lái hǎo le wǒ men bǎ wài tào fàng ruì qiū chuáng shàng |
| [05:01.35] | hǎo a, nà sì hū xū yào liǎng gè rén |
| [05:07.82] | wǒ de tiān, nǐ gāng gàn ma nǐ? |
| [05:10.36] | zhēn duì bù qǐ, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì ruì qiū kě shì wǒ men hái méi zhǔn bèi hǎo |
| [05:14.19] | nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ shì ruì qiū? duì a, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo nián qīng |
| [05:18.20] | ér qiě jī běn shàng nǐ men liǎng gè dōu shì bái zhǒng nǚ rén |
| [05:23.50] | wǒ hǎo xiǎng niàn nǐ men wǒ yīng gāi bǎ wài tào fàng fáng jiān ma? |
| [05:30.14] | bù, jiāo gěi wǒ hǎo le nà jiù xiè le |
| [05:33.51] | zhēn shì gè shēn shì a |
| [05:38.85] | kàn qǐ lái zhēn bàng, xǐ qì yáng yáng de nà me duō qì qiú |
| [05:43.72] | wǒ guò lái de shí hòu pèng jiàn yī liǎng jiàn guài shì |
| [05:47.49] | wǒ zài kāi tài bàng le |
| [05:53.20] | wǒ děng bù jí nǐ shuō wán wǒ kuài biē bú zhù le |
| [05:56.80] | gēn wǒ lái |
| [05:59.-2] | shén me? jiù xiàng wǒ men shì jiě mèi |
| [06:01.47] | nǐ zhī dào, xiàng zài cān tīng huì hěn hǎo wán de, lái ba |
| [06:10.21] | tiān a |
| [06:12.25] | xiǎng yī xiǎng, kuài xiǎng yī xiǎng |
| [06:14.00] | jié kè gēn kè lì huì zěn me zuò? |
| [06:18.09] | nǐ de wài tào ān quán shàng chuáng le |
| [06:21.76] | wǒ men xiàn zài kě yǐ huí kè tīng le |
| [06:24.36] | duì le, qiáo yī, qián dé, wǒ xiǎng nǐ men yīng gāi dài lín yī shēng dào nǐ men nà biān qù |
| [06:28.87] | duì, wán quán zhèng què |
| [06:32.17] | wèi shí me? |
| [06:34.41] | yīn wèi pài duì zài nà biān ya, dāi zi |
| [06:38.61] | zhè biān zhǐ shì zhǔn bèi qū duì zhǔn bèi qū ér yǐ |
| [06:42.71] | zhè gè fàng cuò dì fāng le |
| [06:50.86] | hǎo ba, nǐ men zhèi xiē qù yī hào pài duì |
| [06:55.86] | ér nǐ men ne |
| [06:57.76] | qù èr hào pài duì |
| [07:00.80] | jì xù zǒu, jì xù zǒu, kuài |
| [07:06.24] | nǐ zhì shǎo sòng xiē nǚ de lái wǒ zhè biān hǎo ma |
| [07:11.-1] | shì luó sī, hǎo |
| [07:14.-1] | tā men lái le |
| [07:22.65] | xiè xiè nǐ měi miào de wǎn cān |
| [07:25.56] | xiè xiè nǐ chū shēng |
| [07:27.63] | xiè xiè nǐ zhè duì piào liàng de ěr huán zhēn de hǎo měi |
| [07:30.90] | wǒ ài nǐ |
| [07:32.90] | nǐ yào de huà kě yǐ ná qù huàn |
| [07:36.73] | xiàn zài wǒ gèng ài nǐ le |
| [07:44.31] | jīng xǐ |
| [07:46.08] | tiān a |
| [07:47.81] | wa! |
| [07:49.91] | tiān a mā |
| [07:51.78] | tài bàng le |
| [07:53.48] | shēng rì kuài lè, ruì qiū |
| [07:57.09] | nǐ wǒ wán quán bù zhī |
| [07:59.92] | zhēn de? bù, wǒ zhī dào de |
| [08:01.36] | hǎo |
| [08:03.63] | gè wèi, zhuō shàng yǒu chī de gēn hē de |
| [08:06.20] | xiàn zài qù duì miàn qiáo yī gēn qián dé nà biān, qù ya |
| [08:09.03] | wèi shí me? qù jiù shì le |
| [08:13.-2] | guài a |
| [08:14.17] | jīng xǐ! |
| [08:18.81] | shēng rì kuài lè, xiǎo tián dòu |
| [08:21.18] | bà bà |
| [08:27.55] | tā men dōu lái le, liǎng gè dōu lái le? |
| [08:30.79] | wǒ men kě yǐ zài suàn yī cì |
| [08:33.86] | wǒ wú fǎ xiāng xìn yǒu zhè zhǒng shì |
| [08:35.39] | zhè tài huāng táng le |
| [08:37.20] | zhè shì nǐ de shēng rì, nǐ de pài duì |
| [08:39.66] | wǒ shuō bǎ tā men fàng zài yì qǐ, rú guǒ tā men yìng fù bù lái de huà, shuí zài hu? |
| [08:43.07] | wǒ zài hu jiù shì nǐ |
| [08:47.04] | nǐ bú yào jǐn ba? |
| [08:48.57] | wǒ gēn běn jiù bié wú xuǎn zé ma wǒ kě yǐ wǎng hǎo de fāng miàn xiǎng a |
| [08:52.64] | wǒ yǒu liǎng gè shēng rì pài duì hái yǒu liǎng gè shēng rì dàn gāo |
| [08:55.75] | qí shí zhǐ yǒu |
| [08:57.55] | yí gè shēng rì pài bǐng |
| [09:02.82] | nà shi yī zhǒng mò xī gē ruǎn dòng diǎn xīn |
| [09:05.82] | nǐ qù gēn mó nī kǎ jiǎng bǐ jiào hǎo tā shì shí wù wěi yuán huì de rén |
| [09:15.23] | yǒu gè nǚ de gāng gāng zǒu guò lái gēn wǒ shuō " wǒ yào nǐ, dān ní" |
| [09:19.00] | rán hòu gěi le wǒ yí gè rè wěn |
| [09:21.84] | wǒ ài zhè gè pài duì |
| [09:24.28] | wǒ yǒu gè pái qiú wèn tí pái qiú? |
| [09:26.61] | wǒ men zài nǐ fáng jiān nòng le gè qiú chǎng |
| [09:28.78] | nǐ bú shì zhēn de xǐ huān nà gè huī dēng, duì bú duì? |
| [09:32.38] | gāng cái yǒu gè nǚ rén gěi wǒ yí gè rè wěn wǒ gēn běn jiù méi tīng nǐ shuō huà |
| [09:37.05] | dān ní tā zài jiào wǒ le |
| [09:41.19] | mì táng, nǐ péi wǒ bà yī xià, hǎo ma? wǒ yào qù gēn wǒ mā jiǎng yī xià huà |
| [09:45.40] | nà wǒ yòng shén me huà dāng dāng kāi chǎng bái |
| [09:48.73] | nǐ zhǐ yào bì kāi" wǒ shì nà gè shàng nǐ nǚ ér de rén" |
| [09:52.07] | jiù bú huì yǒu wèn tí le |
| [09:56.27] | wǒ yào nǐ men yí ge rén ná yī zhāng zhǐ |
| [09:58.48] | ná qù rán hòu xiě xià nǐ men zuì chòu de huí yì |
| [10:03.-4] | qǐng gè wèi zài yòng wán mài kè bǐ zhī hòu bǎ bǐ gài gài shang |
| [10:07.65] | bù rán de huà, bǐ huì gàn diào de |
| [10:10.66] | lín yī shēng |
| [10:13.79] | xuè guǎn wài kē yóu xì zhōng |
| [10:16.83] | de yī qiè |
| [10:19.30] | dōu hái hǎo ma? |
| [10:21.47] | nà bú shì yóu xì, luó sī jīn tiān yǒu gè nǚ rén sǐ zài wǒ shǒu shù tái shàng |
| [10:25.50] | hěn yí hàn |
| [10:28.81] | nà jiù shì wǒ gōng zuò de hǎo chù |
| [10:31.24] | yīn wèi wǒ zài gōng zuò tái shàng de nèi xiē kǒng lóng dōu yǐ jīng sǐ le |
| [10:37.15] | tīng zhe, gè wèi wǒ bìng bú shì gù yì yào fán nǐ men de |
| [10:40.-1] | dàn wǒ zhù yì dào nǐ men gāng gāng yǒu xiē rén zhǐ shì tào shàng |
| [10:43.32] | nǐ men yīng gāi shì yào yòng lì àn |
| [10:47.12] | àn dào kā de yī shēng wéi zhǐ |
| [10:51.-3] | ā gāng |
| [10:52.00] | nǐ yào qù nǎ lǐ a? |
| [10:53.16] | wǒ wǒ zhǐ shì zài xiǎng, huò xǔ wǒ |
| [10:56.10] | bù nǐ bù néng zǒu bù, zhè hěn hǎo wán |
| [10:59.37] | lái ma wǒ men cái gāng kāi shǐ lái, zhè shì nǐ de bǐ |
| [11:05.11] | tīng zhe, nǐ xiǎng zǒu jiù zǒu hǎo le |
| [11:08.11] | bù, tā huì zài hǒu wǒ |
| [11:13.38] | hǎo ba, wǒ kě yǐ bǎ nǐ nòng chū qù |
| [11:15.45] | shén me? |
| [11:18.22] | děng yī xià wǒ men lái gè shēng dōng jī xī |
| [11:21.-3] | dào shí hòu, nǐ gǎn kuài cháo mén zǒu bú yào huí tóu |
| [11:25.66] | wǒ xiǎng lái bēi hē de wǒ qù bāng nǐ ná |
| [11:28.87] | nǐ yào hē shén me? wēi shì jì |
| [11:31.07] | hǎo, wǒ shí miǎo zhōng zhī nèi huì dài zhe nǐ de wēi shì jì jiā bīng kuài huí lái |
| [11:35.71] | chún |
| [11:37.21] | zhèng |
| [11:39.24] | chún de, bù jiā bīng kuài |
| [11:43.-4] | wǒ zhī dào |
| [11:47.85] | luó sī, nǐ shàng nǎ ér qù le? |
| [11:52.-3] | wǒ yī zhí zài xǐ shǒu jiān |
| [11:55.86] | bì kāi nèi xiē guī yú mù sī |
| [12:02.83] | chún wēi shì jì |
| [12:04.94] | ruì qiū tā diē jiù ài nà wán yì ér |
| [12:09.04] | wǒ yě shì, hěn kù, bú shì ma? |
| [12:12.31] | chún wēi shì jì |
| [12:16.68] | wǒ xiān shī péi le |
| [12:24.86] | nǐ xiǎng liū dào nǎ lǐ qù ne, xiān shēng? |
| [12:28.53] | wǒ yào qù ná wǒ wài tào lǐ de xiāng yān |
| [12:30.36] | bù |
| [12:31.50] | shén me yì sī a? |
| [12:33.53] | yīn wèi nà biān shì zhǔn bèi qū |
| [12:36.07] | nǐ yī qù de huà nǐ duì pài duì de huàn yǐng jiù dōu chéng kōng le |
| [12:40.74] | nǐ hái shì dài zhe nǐ de wēi shì jì huí qù |
| [12:43.01] | rán hòu wǒ qù bāng nǐ ná xiāng yān hǎo ma? |
| [12:46.71] | hái yǒu wǒ de yǎn jìng yǒu wǒ jiù gǎo dìng le |
| [12:53.38] | zhēn shì dì yī cì shuō nà jù huà de hǎo shí jī |
| [12:59.82] | wǒ xiàn zài lái kàn kàn dì yí ge rén de zuì chòu de huí yì jiù shì |
| [13:04.43] | mó nī kǎ, nǐ de pài duì zhēn xùn" |
| [13:07.60] | fēi cháng yōu mò |
| [13:09.57] | tiān a, yǒu rén wàng le yòng bēi diàn ma? |
| [13:13.07] | shén me? |
| [13:21.41] | wǒ méi yǒu kàn dào ya |
| [13:23.71] | shì ma? wǒ de yǎn jīng yòu huā le |
| [13:29.35] | luó sī, nà shi shuí de yǎn jìng a? |
| [13:32.69] | wǒ de |
| [13:35.53] | nǐ dài yuǎn jìn liǎng yòng de yǎn jìng? |
| [13:39.13] | wǒ de shì lì |
| [13:42.40] | xiǎn rán tóng shí |
| [13:45.74] | xū yào yòng dào liǎng zhǒng jìng piàn |
| [13:49.07] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ xiān shēng yě yǒu yī fù gēn nǐ yí yàng de yǎn jìng ma? |
| [13:52.71] | nà fù jìng kuàng hěn liú xíng |
| [13:55.65] | ní ěr xí dá kǎ yě yǒu yī fù |
| [14:00.72] | tīng shuō nǐ yǒu bàn fǎ nòng wǒ men chū qù shì bú shì? |
| [14:07.29] | nǐ bìng méi yǒu gào sù wǒ nǐ nán yǒu huì chōu yān |
| [14:10.73] | duì, xiàng gēn yān cōng |
| [14:13.90] | dà yān qiāng |
| [14:16.67] | chāo dà yān qiāng |
| [14:18.74] | shì shí shàng, wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù zǒu láng shàng diǎn rán zhè gēn dà huài dàn le |
| [14:36.49] | nǐ zài dài wǒ de yǎn jìng ma? |
| [14:39.52] | duì |
| [14:43.16] | wǒ zhǐ shì zài tì nǐ bǎ nà gè ěr jià nòng nuǎn yì diǎn |
| [14:48.-2] | xiè xiè |
| [14:51.54] | nà shi wǒ de xiāng yān ma? |
| [15:00.04] | duì, méi cuò wǒ zài bǎ zhè gè yān pì gǔ nòng shī |
| [15:05.88] | hǎo le, tā qù dào lā jī le wǒ kě yǐ nòng nǐ men chū qù le |
| [15:09.55] | kě shì nǐ men dé mǎ shàng zǒu tā suí shí huì huí lái |
| [15:12.16] | nà wǒ péng yǒu ne? |
| [15:13.29] | bù xíng, zhǐ yǒu nǐ men sān ge chāo guò sān ge tā jiù huì qǐ yí xīn de |
| [15:17.03] | hǎo ba, wǒ qù ná wài tào méi yǒu shí jiān le |
| [15:22.07] | shén me dōu bú yào ná |
| [15:24.00] | gé bì nèi xiē rén huì zhào gù nǐ men de |
| [15:26.87] | tā men yǒu pí jiǔ shì zhēn de ma? |
| [15:30.-2] | nǐ tīng dào de dōu shì zhēn de |
| [15:33.18] | nǐ men xiǎo shēng yì diǎn, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [15:35.75] | wǒ men yào lái gè wén zì yóu xì jǐn biāo sài |
| [15:43.69] | nǐ |
| [15:44.76] | hái yǒu nǐ |
| [15:46.09] | nǐ men yīng gāi zài wǒ de pài duì de a |
| [15:48.26] | hái yǒu ā gāng |
| [15:54.70] | nǐ zài zhè gè dì fāng gàn shén me a? |
| [16:00.24] | huān yíng guāng lín |
| [16:06.08] | hǎo ba, duì bù qǐ ma kě shì zhèi xiē rén xū yào wǒ a |
| [16:09.21] | tā men xīn kǔ le yí gè lǐ bài jīn tiān shì zhōu mò |
| [16:11.72] | tā men yǒu quán xiǎng yì diǎn ér lè de, qù |
| [16:15.19] | wǒ de pài duì hěn hǎo wán |
| [16:17.22] | huò xǔ shì ān jìng le yì diǎn ba bǐ jiào hán xù de lè qù |
| [16:20.06] | dàn rú guǒ dà jiā gěi tā yí gè jī huì nà huì bǐ jiào |
| [16:27.46] | nǐ yào wǒ qù kàn xīn lǐ yī shēng? qīn ài de, nǐ xiǎn rán yǒu wèn tí le |
| [16:32.24] | nǐ jū rán xuǎn le yí gè gēn nǐ bà yī mú yī yàng de nán péng yǒu |
| [16:36.77] | mā, wǒ huì xiān qù guà hào de |
| [16:39.38] | xiàn zài wǒ dé zǒu le wǒ dé qù zuò yī jiàn shì |
| [16:42.78] | nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ lǎo mā jū rán huā le yī qiān èr bǎi kuài mǎi yí gè pén zāi |
| [16:48.05] | wǒ jué de wǒ hǎo xiàng jù rén zài xiǎo sēn lín lǐ |
| [16:50.82] | bà, nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng zài duō tīng, zhēn de |
| [16:53.92] | dàn wǒ yǒu diǎn shì yào chǔ lǐ |
| [16:57.29] | wǒ yī zhí hěn nǔ lì xiǎng yào wǎn jiù wǒ men de hūn yīn |
| [17:00.50] | kě shì tā zhǐ guān xīn tā nà sōu chǔn chuán |
| [17:03.17] | wǒ yī zhí yī zhí nǔ lì de qù nòng wǒ de chuán |
| [17:06.17] | tā lǎo shì cháo xiào wǒ de shāo táo kè |
| [17:09.31] | mó hǎo le zhī hòu hái yào shàng yòu |
| [17:11.48] | dàn tā hái shì yòng wǒ zuò de bēi zi hē dōng xī |
| [17:15.31] | tīng tā niàn yī wǎn tā de yú jiā hái yǒu tā de" mài dí xùn zhī qiáo" |
| [17:18.58] | wēi shì jì, xiāng yān pén zāi hé jí wá wa gǒu |
| [17:21.59] | wǒ huò xǔ zhǐ kàn le sān ge lǐ bài de xīn lǐ yī shēng, dàn |
| [17:24.12] | tā yào bàn tiáo chuán gàn shén me? |
| [17:30.46] | nǐ yī fú liú zhe wǒ guāng zhe shēn zi hǎo le |
| [17:35.-2] | wǒ guāng shēn zi ya |
| [17:43.54] | nǐ méi shì ba, lǎo hǔ? |
| [17:47.51] | hěn bào qiàn, wǒ fù mǔ zài nào lí hūn shí hěn duō rén jiào wǒ" lǎo hǔ" |
| [17:52.22] | hěn duō rén jiào wǒ " guàn jūn"" lǎo dà"" jūn zǐ" |
| [17:56.00] | hái yǒu rén jiào wǒ" zhōu zhǎng" |
| [17:59.72] | jiù zhè yàng le, shì bú shì? wǒ de shēng huó jiù huì biàn chéng zhè yàng |
| [18:03.49] | wǒ mā gēn wǒ bà yī rén yí gè dì fāng |
| [18:05.86] | gǎn ēn jié, shèng dàn jié |
| [18:08.57] | tā dé dào fáng zi, tā zhù zài wǒ mèi yòng liǔ tiáo jiā jù bāng tā bù zhì de gōng yù |
| [18:14.-2] | qián dé, nǐ shì zěn me áo guò lái de? |
| [18:18.38] | wǒ lì yòng le wǒ jīng xīn cè huà de jì huà |
| [18:21.55] | jù jué miàn duì xiàn shí |
| [18:24.01] | hái yǒu niào chuáng |
| [18:28.72] | zhè tài guǐ yì le |
| [18:31.32] | wǒ shì shuō, wǒ rén zài lǐ miàn què tīng zhe tā men liǎng gè rén mà lái mà qù |
| [18:36.19] | kě shì xīn lǐ què yī zhí zài xiǎng zhe guó qìng rì |
| [18:40.60] | yīn wèi nà ràng nǐ xiǎng qǐ wǒ men de zǔ xiān |
| [18:42.73] | cóng qián yě shì mà lái mà qù de ma? |
| [18:46.34] | shì zhè yàng zi de la wǒ men měi nián |
| [18:49.24] | dōu huì zuò wǒ bà de chuán chū hǎi qù kàn yān huǒ |
| [18:52.54] | kě shì wǒ mā tǎo yàn qù yīn wèi hǎi fēng huì bǎ tā de tóu fà chuī péng |
| [18:56.78] | wǒ mèi mei jí ér zé huì kào zài chuán biān ǒu tù |
| [19:00.28] | wǒ bà huì bù gāo xìng yīn wèi méi yǒu rén bāng tā máng |
| [19:03.22] | dāng wǒ men bāng máng de shí hòu ne tā yòu huì hǒu jiào shuō wǒ men yuè bāng yuè máng |
| [19:09.56] | dàn shì dāng yān huǒ kāi shǐ de shí hòu dà jiā dōu bì zuǐ le |
| [19:14.30] | rán hòu tiān qì huì biàn de hěn lěng |
| [19:16.80] | wǒ men huì quán bù dōu jǐ zài yī tiáo tǎn zi xià miàn |
| [19:20.70] | cóng lái méi yǒu rén xiǎng dào yào duō dài yī tiáo lái |
| [19:25.54] | dàn shì xiàn zài |
| [19:30.71] | duì, wǒ zhī dào |
| [19:55.44] | xiè xiè guāng lín, xī wàng nǐ men wán dé kāi xīn |
| [19:57.84] | hǎo le, wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [20:00.08] | wǒ bǎ shí gè dòng cí fàng zài nǐ zhuō shàng le |
| [20:03.18] | yí dìng yào bǎ wán chéng de shī jì gěi wǒ |
| [20:05.75] | wǒ huì de, hěn gāo xìng nǐ lái le |
| [20:07.92] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ kàn dào ruì qiū zài zǒu láng shàng wǒ qù kàn kàn |
| [20:13.69] | nǐ mā yào gēn nǐ dào bié le |
| [20:15.93] | shēng rì kuài lè, qīn ài de |
| [20:21.10] | xiǎo xīn kāi chē |
| [20:23.93] | luó sī, nǐ zài gàn ma? |
| [20:26.67] | wǒ zhèng zài wèi qù huá shuǐ zuò zhǔn bèi |
| [20:30.27] | lái ya, bào bào |
| [20:35.55] | nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [20:39.12] | lín yī shēng, nǐ yào qù nǎ lǐ? ná wǒ de wài tào |
| [20:41.32] | wǒ men qù ná |
| [20:43.00] | hǎo le wǒ kě yǐ zì jǐ qù, hǎo ma? |
| [20:53.73] | bào qiàn, pài bǐng ràng wǒ men shuǎng wāi le |
| [20:59.04] | bú duì nǐ bù yīng gāi lái zhè lǐ de |
| [21:02.04] | yīn wèi zhè lǐ shì zhǔn bèi qū quán nòng cuò le, nǐ yīng gāi zǒu |
| [21:06.08] | chū qù jiù shì le |
| [21:17.32] | yào bú yào lái bēi bò he jiǔ a? |
| [21:21.16] | wǒ bì xū dǎ dào huí fǔ le, xiè le |
| [21:23.53] | hǎo ba, nà me wǒ cāi wǒ men yòu yào huí dào zǒu láng le |
| [21:26.56] | xiè xiè guāng lín, lín tài tài |
| [21:41.35] | bǎo zhòng le |
| [21:46.38] | nǐ men zhèi xiē hái zi |
| [21:50.89] | zhè me ma |
| [21:53.46] | hǎo jiǔ méi yǒu cān jiā zhè me bàng de pài duì le |
| [21:57.56] | xiè xiè |
| [22:04.57] | gè wèi, qiè pài bǐng le |
| [22:07.-2] | duì, zhǔn bèi xiǎng yòng dòng dòng lè le |
| [22:11.31] | kàn qǐ lái yǒu diǎn xiàng shāng kǒu fā yán shí huà de nóng |
| [22:14.91] | hǎo le, gòu le |
| [22:16.91] | ruì qiū, xǔ gè pài bǐng yuàn ba |
| [22:21.-1] | hǎo le |
| [22:26.89] | xiǎo xīn! |
| [22:30.03] | zhè hěn shǎo yǒu shí xiàn de shí hòu de |