| [05:10.-4] | My stock,MEG,it went up two points. 我的股票MEG，涨了两点 |
| [06:53.-3] | Okay,here,I know what we can do. 我知道怎么办了 |
| [08:37.-3] | He told on us? 他打小报告？ |
| [08:41.-2] | Well,pal,you didn't give me much of a choice. 兄弟，你们逼得我别无选择 |
| [11:03.-2] | I want to buy five shares of SGJ. Now. 我要买五股XTJ 我现在就要 |
| [13:13.-2] | Hello,Mrs. Buffay. 巴太太 |
| [15:16.-3] | -I need $100. -For what? 我需要借一百块 干嘛？ |
| [15:39.-4] | Otherwise,I'll have to take that diner job. 那我得去那个烂馆子工作了 |
| [15:49.-3] | I don't want to have to wear flame-retardant boobs. 我不想穿 连火都烧不着的假胸部 |
| [17:43.-2] | ...and there's Dad's head, bobbing past the window. …看到我爸的头从窗外经过 |
| [18:55.-1] | We did it. We're here. We are standing our ground. 我们办到了，我们在这儿 我们坚守我们的立场 |
| [20:08.-4] | No,you can't use your watch. 不，你不能用手表 |
| [22:10.-2] | Guys,guys. Check this out. 各位…看看这个 |
| [00:02.11] | Stocks and bonds are moving higher.... 股票，债券今天全都上涨了… |
| [00:04.42] | Why are we watching the Business Channel? 我们为什么看商业台？ |
| [00:07.12] | Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials,MEG,on it. 因为我前几天看到有支股票 是我的名字的缩写MEG |
| [00:12.19] | Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again. 有时我得苦等两，三个小时 才又会再看到 |
| [00:15.13] | But when it does,it's exciting. 但是看到的时候蛮兴奋的 |
| [00:18.56] | Okay,honey,you really need a job. 蜜糖，我看你是真的需要工作 |
| [00:22.27] | Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview. 摩妮卡，说到这个，爸说 他认识一个人你可以去应徵 |
| [00:25.27] | Right there! That's the third sign today. Right there. 那是今天的第三个预兆了 看！ |
| [00:30.04] | On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say,"Huh?" 我在替在座的每一位 说一声“什么？” |
| [00:34.08] | No,you just said "dad." And everywhere I go today... 因为你刚刚说了“爸” 今天我不管到什么地方去… |
| [00:37.65] | ... I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. …我都一直得到 叫我去看我爸的预兆 |
| [00:40.45] | Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet. 像我来这里的时候 我经过一个酒“吧” |
| [00:45.66] | Which is my father's last name. 你们知道吗？我爸爸就姓巴 |
| [00:49.23] | And they were serving franks... 我爸爸的名字是法兰… |
| [00:51.30] | ...which is his first name minus the "s" at the end. …而他们也有法兰克福香肠 |
| [00:55.57] | And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken. 还有一家店呢 烤架上有鸡在转的烤鸡店 |
| [00:59.64] | His lndian name? 他的印第安名？ |
| [01:02.51] | No. Because I chickened out the last time... 不是，因为我上次去见他时… |
| [01:07.58] | ...when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don't think so. …临“机”脱逃了 我不认为哦 |
| [01:11.35] | -Very freaky. -Eerie. 奇哉怪哉 怪透了 |
| [01:13.82] | Who wants the last hamburger? 最后一个汉堡谁要？ |
| [01:15.82] | That's it. Now I have to go see him. 好了，够了，我非去不可了 |
| [01:18.32] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [01:19.42] | Hamburger? McDonald's? 汉堡？麦当劳？ |
| [01:22.69] | Old McDonald had a farm. My dad is a pharmacist. 麦老先生有块地 我爸是“低”头配药的 |
| [01:28.02] | The One With the Bullies |
| [01:35.87] | 六人行 第2季 第21集 两个小流氓 |
| [02:15.11] | Man,I am so beat. 老兄，我累歪了 |
| [02:18.32] | You wanna forget racquetball and hang out? 我们最好别去打什么球了 留在这里混吧 |
| [02:20.69] | Yeah,all right. 对，好吧 |
| [02:25.36] | -Hey,you're in our seats. -Sorry,we didn't know. 那是我们的位置 抱歉，我们不知道 |
| [02:28.86] | We were sitting there. 我们本来坐那里的 |
| [02:31.00] | Okay. There is one more way to say it. 这还有另外一种说法 |
| [02:34.03] | Who knows it? 谁知道？ |
| [02:37.27] | -Was that supposed to be funny? -Actually,I was going for colorful. 你这是在说笑话吗？ 不，我在说多姿多采的话 |
| [02:42.04] | -What's with this guy? -What's with you? 这傢伙怎么了？ 你怎么了？ |
| [02:44.51] | Nothing. Nothing's with him. 没什么，他没怎么 |
| [02:46.81] | Enjoy your coffee. 请慢用咖啡 |
| [02:55.22] | What just happened? 发生了什么事了？ |
| [02:58.29] | I just took your hat. See,I can be funny too. 我刚拿了你的帽子 你看，我也能妙趣横生 |
| [03:01.89] | My joke is that I took your hat. 我的笑话就是拿了你的帽子 |
| [03:05.06] | That is funny. 那真有趣啊 |
| [03:08.33] | Can I have it back? 还给我，好吗？ |
| [03:17.91] | You know what? I think you're very funny. 你知道吗？我觉得你很风趣 |
| [03:20.91] | Kudos on that hat joke. 我真的好崇拜你哦 |
| [03:25.82] | But come on,guys, just give him back the hat. 别这样，两位 把帽子还给他嘛 |
| [03:29.39] | Why should we? 为什么？ |
| [03:31.52] | Because it's a special hat. 因为那是顶特别的帽子 |
| [03:34.66] | He bought it because he was feeling down one day. 有一天他的心情很不好 |
| [03:37.66] | So he got the hat... 所以他就买了那顶帽子… |
| [03:39.20] | ...to cheer himself up,you know? …来帮自己打气 |
| [03:42.03] | -Chandler -Stop talking. Stop talking now. 钱德… 别说了，别再说了 |
| [03:47.04] | Let me get this straight. You're stealing my hat? 让我先搞清楚 你抢了我的帽子？ |
| [03:49.67] | You got a problem? 你看不过去吗？ |
| [03:50.88] | I just want to make sure we're on the same page. 不，我只是想确定 我们大家互相了解 |
| [03:56.61] | How'd the interview go? 面试结果怎么样？ |
| [03:58.72] | It bit. 逊毙了 |
| [04:01.12] | It was a 50s theme restaurant. 那是一家50年代主题的餐厅 |
| [04:03.42] | I'd have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. 我得穿戏服做菜在柜台上跳舞 |
| [04:07.23] | I was a sous chef at Cafe des Artistes. 我以前是艺术家餐厅的主厨 |
| [04:10.03] | How can I take a job where I have to make Laverne-and-Curly Fries? 我是说，我怎能接受一个 我得做QQ脆薯的工作呢 |
| [04:14.63] | -Don't do it. -How can I not do it? 那就别做啊 我怎么能不做呢？ |
| [04:16.77] | I have $127 in the bank! 我银行里面只剩下127块了 |
| [04:18.80] | Monica,relax. Go get a beer. 摩妮卡，放轻松，去拿瓶啤酒 |
| [04:21.94] | I don't want a beer. 我不想喝啤酒 |
| [04:23.44] | Who said it was for you? 谁说是给你的？ |
| [04:33.62] | What's the matter? 你们两个怎么了？ |
| [04:35.12] | Some mean guys at the coffeehouse took my hat. 咖啡厅里 有个恶汉抢了我的帽子 |
| [04:38.56] | -No! -You're kidding? 不会吧 你开玩笑？ |
| [04:40.46] | It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies. 简直荒唐透了 这些人是霸王 |
| [04:43.13] | Actual bullies. 是真正的霸王 |
| [04:45.30] | We're grownups. This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore. 你看，我们是大人了 我们不该会再碰上这种事了 |
| [04:52.27] | Oh,no,wait a minute. I have no one. 不，等一下，我孤家寡人 |
| [04:58.64] | Let's go down there and get your hat back. 我们应该过去把帽子给拿回来 |
| [05:01.48] | Forget it. It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now. 算了吧，说不定 已经被拆成零件给卖掉了 |
| [05:07.92] | -I went up! -What? 我涨了 什么？ |
| [05:13.42] | Do you realize that if I'd invested my $127 in myself yesterday... 若我昨天把我的127元 投资在我自己身上… |
| [05:17.83] | ...that l'd,like,have a lot more than that today. …那我就会比我今天有钱了 |
| [05:22.87] | You know what? I'm going to do it. 知道吗？我要放手一搏 |
| [05:25.60] | -Do what? -Put all my money in me. 搏什么？ 拿钱投资我 |
| [05:28.01] | You don't know a thing about the stock market. 摩妮卡，你在鬼扯什么？ 你对股市一窍不通 |
| [05:31.04] | What's to know? Buy,sell. High,low. Bears,bulls. 要通什么？ 买，卖，高，低，空头，多头 |
| [05:34.38] | Yes,Manhattan. 喂，曼哈顿 |
| [05:36.45] | Telephone number for the stock... 麻烦帮我查一下股票… |
| [05:39.12] | ...selling store. …商店 |
| [05:51.40] | See? I told you these pillows would be a good idea. 你看 我说应该带枕头来是对的吧 |
| [05:54.90] | Oh,God. 天啊 |
| [05:56.90] | Here we go. 就这样了 |
| [05:59.20] | For the first time in my life, I'm gonna say,"Hi,Birth Father!" 我就要说出我这辈子的 第一声“嗨，生父”了 |
| [06:03.74] | -We love you. We're here for you. -Good luck. 我们爱你，我们支持你 一切顺利 |
| [06:05.64] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [06:10.72] | Hey,Rach,you want some sandwich? 瑞秋，要不要三明治？ |
| [06:13.32] | What is in that? 里面有什么？ |
| [06:15.05] | Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo. 橄榄酱，火腿酱，没美乃滋 |
| [06:17.49] | No,because mayo, that would make it gross. 不…再加美乃滋就恶心了 |
| [06:24.50] | -Run,Phoebe,run! -No,no,doggy,please! 跑，菲比，跑… 不要，狗狗，拜托 |
| [06:27.23] | I do so want to love all animals. Please,no. Back off! 我爱所有的动物 给它骨头，拿骨头来 |
| [06:31.10] | -You got a bone? -Are you kidding? 有没有骨头？ 开什么玩笑？ |
| [06:33.37] | Look,kibbles! Bits! 看… |
| [06:36.51] | Get the hell off my leg, you yippity piece of crap! 放开我 你这只烂东西 |
| [06:46.85] | Okay. All right. We have a problem. 好了，我们碰上难题了 |
| [06:49.85] | Why don't you take his trampoline? 你为什么不拿他的弹簧垫？ |
| [06:57.36] | Okay,doggy,get the sandwich! 狗狗，去检三明治 |
| [07:00.87] | Go get the sandwich! Good doggy. Get the sandwich! 去检三明治啊，快点 |
| [07:05.04] | The dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich. 乔伊，它宁可舔自己 也不碰你的三明治 |
| [07:08.94] | What does that tell you? 那告诉你什么？ |
| [07:11.31] | -lf he's not going to eat it,I will. -Are you crazy? 它不吃的话，我自己吃 你疯了你？ |
| [07:15.25] | He's just a little dog. 它是小狗而已 |
| [07:24.16] | -Hey. -What? 嘿 干嘛？ |
| [07:26.12] | Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent... 你一定要当房地产经纪人… |
| [07:29.13] | ...to get to wear those cool jackets? …才能穿着那么酷的外套吗？ |
| [07:33.60] | Do you say this stuff to girls? 你会跟女生这样搭讪吗？ |
| [07:39.00] | Isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat? 那不是你帽子的旧主人吗？ |
| [07:42.34] | And look where they're sitting. 看他们坐在哪里了 |
| [07:47.15] | You're joking,right? You guys just walked through the door. 你在说笑吧？你们才刚进门 |
| [07:51.75] | Maybe we didn't make it clear enough. 或许我们说得不够清楚 |
| [07:54.15] | This couch belongs to us. 这个沙发是我们的 |
| [07:57.02] | I'll tell you what, you call the couch... 这样吧，你们叫一声沙发… |
| [08:00.76] | ...and then we'll call the couch... …然后我们也对着它叫一声… |
| [08:04.76] | ...and we'll see who it comes to. …看它会到谁那里去 |
| [08:07.93] | You know,I keep wondering why you two are still sitting here. 我一直不懂 你们为什么还赖在这个地方？ |
| [08:11.84] | All right,that's it. 好了，够了 |
| [08:14.11] | I have had enough of this. 我受够这些狗屁了，好吗？ |
| [08:16.37] | Gunther. 阿刚 |
| [08:18.81] | These guys are trying to take our seat. 这两个傢伙 想抢我们的座位 |
| [08:22.71] | Fellas,these guys were here first. 两位，他们先来的 |
| [08:25.18] | Oh,sorry,didn't realize. 抱歉，我们不知道 |
| [08:27.45] | There you go. 好了 |
| [08:28.69] | Thank you,Gunther. 谢谢，阿刚 |
| [08:33.69] | We didn't want to have to go and do that. 是你们逼我们这么做的 |
| [08:39.53] | You told on us? 你打小报告？ |
| [08:45.74] | -Don't play with his thing. -I know. 别玩他的东西 我知道 |
| [08:50.37] | All right. 很好，我们到外面解决 |
| [08:52.24] | Let's take this outside. 我们到外面解决 |
| [08:56.41] | "Let's take this outside?" “我们到外面解决” |
| [09:02.05] | Who talks like that? 谁会这么说？ |
| [09:04.56] | The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that. 即将要痛扁你们的人会这么说 |
| [09:09.16] | You had to ask. 谁叫你多嘴呢 |
| [09:14.50] | Okay,okay,look. See... 好吧… |
| [09:17.10] | ...the thing is,we're not gonna fight you guys. …我们不想用武力来解决 |
| [09:22.27] | Here's the deal. 那么这样好了 |
| [09:23.67] | You won't have to,so long as you never ever show your faces here again. 你们保证从今以后 不踏入这家咖啡厅 |
| [09:34.05] | I think you played the Gunther card too soon. 你太早把阿刚抬出来了吧 |
| [09:43.13] | Hey,Pheebs,I think you're good to go. 菲菲，我想你可以上去了 |
| [09:46.06] | Yeah,I don't know. 我不知道 |
| [09:49.30] | What's the matter? 又怎么了？ |
| [09:50.64] | I just think that this was a really bad sign. 我是觉得这是个很不好的预兆 |
| [09:53.70] | Like the beast at the threshold. 我是说像门槛上的野兽啦 |
| [09:58.21] | It's just I have no family left, except for my grandmother. 我已经没有别的亲人了 除了我奶奶之外 |
| [10:03.28] | But let's face it,she's not gonna be around forever. 可是面对现实吧 她又不会永远都活着 |
| [10:06.48] | Despite what she says. 不管怎么说 |
| [10:09.59] | And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we shared a womb. 我有个除了在子宫里面 几乎没有说过话的姐姐 |
| [10:15.89] | I don't know. This is my real father... 这是我真正的父亲… |
| [10:18.16] | ...and I want things to be, like,just right. …我只是要一切完美嘛 |
| [10:21.73] | I completely understand. 我完全了解 |
| [10:23.60] | Whatever you need. 对，随你要怎么样 |
| [10:26.30] | Hey,you want to go home? 你要回家吗？ |
| [10:28.34] | Okay,thanks. Sorry,again. 谢了，对不起 |
| [10:50.00] | What was that? 那是什么？ |
| [10:56.00] | I'm guessing the threshold's clear now. 我猜现在门槛没有狗了 |
| [11:05.54] | Come on,time is money,my friend! 快点，时间就是金钱 |
| [11:08.25] | Thank you! 谢谢 |
| [11:11.22] | "Time is money,my friend?" “时间就是金钱”？ |
| [11:13.35] | You missed "Takes money to make money"... “时间就是金钱”… |
| [11:15.69] | ...and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt." …还有，“别逼我 过去踢你的华尔街屁股” |
| [11:20.26] | I made $ 17 before breakfast. What have you done? 我早餐前就赚了十七块耶 那你做了什么？ |
| [11:23.86] | I had breakfast here, so technically I saved $3.50. 我早餐在这个地方吃的 所以技术上我省了三块半 |
| [11:28.93] | How did you make $17? 你怎么赚十七块的？ |
| [11:30.60] | Well,my financially challenged friends... 我的经济白痴朋友… |
| [11:33.20] | ...I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY. …我用我的钱分别买了些 CHP跟ZXY股 |
| [11:37.41] | How come those? 你怎么选的？ |
| [11:38.88] | Well,CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. CHP是因为我暗恋过 “加州公路巡警”的奇普 |
| [11:44.55] | And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy." ZXY 那是听起来很“劲”感啊 |
| [11:48.92] | What happened to MEG? 那你的…MEG呢？ |
| [11:51.12] | MEG was good for me,but I dumped her. MEG帮我赚过钱 但是被我甩了 |
| [11:53.86] | My motto is,"Get out before they go down." 我的座右铭 是在“疲软”以前出场的 |
| [11:58.30] | That is so not my motto. 这倒不是我的作风 |
| [12:07.81] | How's the dog? 狗好点了没？ |
| [12:09.14] | Okay. I talked to the vet. People are so nice upstate. 我跟兽医谈好了 纽约州的人真好 |
| [12:12.81] | He said the little fella's gonna be okay,and I can get him tomorrow. 他说那个小傢伙不会有问题 明天我可以去接它了 |
| [12:16.65] | -Good. -Thank God. 好，好极了 谢天谢地 |
| [12:18.48] | But he did have to have a bunch of stitches. 可是他必须帮它缝好多针 |
| [12:21.45] | And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back. 而且他还说除非天下红雨 狗才会再长出耳朵来的 |
| [12:26.06] | So still hoping. 所以还有一点点希望 |
| [12:30.63] | Now are you going to call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay? 那你现在要打电话告诉你爸 他的狗没事了吗？ |
| [12:35.83] | I don't want to meet my father over the phone. 我不想在电话上跟我爸相认 |
| [12:39.60] | What will I say, "Hi,I'm the daughter you abandoned. 我该跟他先什么呢？ “我是菲比被你抛弃的女儿” |
| [12:42.41] | Oh,by the way,I broke your dog." “对了，我撞伤了你的狗” |
| [12:46.01] | Hey,Pheebs,if you want,I'll do it. 菲菲，我可以帮你打的 |
| [12:50.51] | Listen,just don't say anything about me,okay? 听着，拜托千万不要提我的事 |
| [12:54.79] | Don't... 别… |
| [12:57.92] | ... be too long with the phone. …讲电话太久 |
| [13:00.79] | She'll be a much better friend once the market closes. 股市收盘以后 她会是个比较好的朋友 |
| [13:06.93] | It's a woman. 是个女的 |
| [13:08.13] | So talk to her. 你跟她讲啊 |
| [13:16.04] | I know where your dog is. 我知道你的狗在哪里 |
| [13:19.18] | I want you to know he'll be returned to you almost as good as new... 我要你知道 我们会在24小时之内… |
| [13:24.01] | ...within 24 hours. …将它几乎完好如初的还给你 |
| [13:26.02] | Goodbye. 再见 |
| [13:34.39] | -Why the voice? -Hard to say. 干嘛装声音？ 很难讲 |
| [13:40.16] | Your cappuccino,sir. 你的卡布基诺来了 |
| [13:41.67] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [13:46.40] | -This is better than the coffeehouse. -Absolutely. 在这里喝比在咖啡厅好多了 对极了 |
| [13:58.85] | How come it's not mixing with the water? 咖啡粉为什么不化？ |
| [14:01.52] | The package says to keep it moving. 包装上说你必须要不断的搅拌 |
| [14:04.22] | Stir and drink,never let it settle. 搅拌，喝 别让咖啡停下来 |
| [14:12.16] | This is ridiculous. 这太荒唐了吧 |
| [14:14.20] | After I get back from my niece's christening... 这样吧，等我从 外甥女的洗礼回来之后呢… |
| [14:17.17] | ...I'll go to the coffeehouse with you and we'll have a cup of coffee. …我陪你们两个到中央公园去 我们好好的享受一杯咖啡 |
| [14:21.77] | No problem. Joey's there. 没问题的，有乔伊在 |
| [14:29.25] | I don't want to have to have Joey with me every time I want decent coffee. 不，我不希望每一次 我想喝一杯好咖啡 |
| [14:34.52] | And I don't want to drink cappuccino with a "k." 我也不想一辈子 喝这个牌子的泡沫咖啡 |
| [14:38.26] | I say you and I go and stand up to those guys. 我认为我们应该回咖啡厅去 勇敢的面对那些人 |
| [14:41.56] | All right,hang on a second there,Custer. 好吧，你先等一等，将军 |
| [14:45.56] | Ross,have you ever been beaten up before? 真的，罗斯 你以前有没有被扁过？ |
| [14:48.23] | Yeah,sure. 有啊，当然有 |
| [14:49.60] | By someone besides Monica? 被摩妮卡以外的人？ 没有 |
| [14:53.47] | So what? 所以呢？ |
| [14:54.54] | So we get beaten up. Maybe that's something a man has to go through. 就算被扁又怎么样？也许每个 男人都得经历过一次这个… |
| [14:58.78] | Like a rite of passage or something. 成人式之类什么的 |
| [15:02.05] | Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? 不能再失去一次童贞就好吗？ |
| [15:06.22] | Because I think actually mine's growing back. 因为我想我的又长回来了 |
| [15:11.32] | -I need $100. -What? 我需要借100 什么？ |
| [15:13.72] | Welcome home. 欢迎光临 |
| [15:17.60] | -To get back in the game. -When did you get out? 我得回到场上玩 你什么时候退场的？ |
| [15:20.30] | I lost it all. I lost it. 不知道，我赔光了 |
| [15:23.43] | I've come to terms with it, you have to,too. 我接受事实了，你也得这样 |
| [15:29.61] | Look,Mon,I'm really sorry. 听着，摩妮卡，我很遗撼 |
| [15:33.18] | Where are we on the $100? 你到底借不借？ |
| [15:35.11] | I don't have it. 我没钱啊 |
| [15:36.51] | But I need it! 可是我需要 |
| [15:41.59] | You know,with the dancing and the costumes. 你知道的 就是跳舞还有穿戏服 |
| [15:53.20] | Nobody does,honey. 没人想，蜜糖 |
| [15:59.70] | Noodle! 面面 |
| [16:01.17] | Oh,my God. What the hell happened to my dog? 老天啊，我的狗到底怎么了？ |
| [16:05.84] | It was an accident. 那是个意外 |
| [16:07.18] | And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose. 而且那个肇事的女人 绝不会蓄意伤害一只狗的 |
| [16:10.71] | She's a vegetarian. 她吃素 |
| [16:13.72] | Are these stitches? 这是什么？缝线？ |
| [16:15.12] | Yeah,eight of them. That's 56 to him. 对，八针 对狗来说是56针啦 |
| [16:19.62] | If it's raining,you can't let him look up... 还有，下雨的时候… |
| [16:22.63] | ... because that cone will fill up fast. …不要让它抬头太久 因为那玩意儿装不了多少水的 |
| [16:26.66] | Thanks for bringing back what's left of him. 谢谢你送它的残骸回来 |
| [16:28.57] | -ls Frank home? -How do you know Frank? 没问题，法兰在吗？ 你怎么认识他的？ |
| [16:31.90] | Just from a long time ago. Is he here? 那是很久以前的事，他在吗？ |
| [16:40.81] | What? 什么事啊？ |
| [16:43.88] | I mean Frank Senior. 我是说，老的法兰 |
| [16:45.52] | He went out for groceries. 他去买日用品了 |
| [16:47.48] | Will he be back soon? 他很快回来吗？ |
| [16:49.22] | He left four years ago. We're expecting him back any minute. 他四年前去的 所以我们猜他随时会回来 |
| [16:54.93] | I'm gonna go. 那我要走了 |
| [16:56.26] | I'm sorry about the dog. Everything. 对不起，关于… 关于那只狗 |
| [16:58.83] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [17:00.60] | Hey,lady! 小姐 |
| [17:02.10] | Hey,wait up! 等一下 |
| [17:08.44] | -How do you know my dad? -Well,I don't really. 你怎么认识我老爸的？ 我不认识他 |
| [17:12.24] | Just genetically. 基因上认得 |
| [17:15.58] | He's kind of my dad too. 他也算是我老爸吧 |
| [17:18.35] | Heavy. 不得了 |
| [17:21.79] | So did he ever talk about me... Phoebe? 他有没有提过我…菲比？ |
| [17:25.72] | No,but he didn't really talk about anything. 没有，不过他一向沉默是金啦 |
| [17:30.53] | Except stilts. 除了高硚 |
| [17:33.06] | -Stilts? -Yeah,he loved stilts. 高硚？ 对啊，他爱高硚 |
| [17:35.80] | One time,I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse... 有一次我在楼上，正在偷 我妈皮包里面的香烟时… |
| [17:40.37] | ...and all of a sudden I look over... …突然间我张望了一下… |
| [17:47.64] | He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving... 他脸上满是笑意地 向我挥了一挥手… |
| [17:50.91] | ...because he was happiest when he was on his stilts. …因为他踩高硚的时候 就是他最高兴的时候了 |
| [17:58.39] | I don't know what to do with that. 我根本不会踩那玩意儿 |
| [18:00.66] | Me neither. 我也是 |
| [18:05.43] | So are you,like,my big sister? 所以你是我姐姐？ |
| [18:08.90] | This is huge. You can buy me beer! 真不得了，你可以请我喝啤酒 |
| [18:12.80] | I'm not gonna. 我不要 |
| [18:15.14] | But you know what's cool? If you had a friend named Pete,I could say... 知道怎么样最酷吗？ 如果你有个朋友叫做彼得… |
| [18:19.11] | ... "I know Pete. He's friends with my brother." …那我就可说“彼得，我认得 他是我弟弟的朋友” |
| [18:22.41] | -I got a friend named Mark. -That'll work too. 我有个朋友叫马克 那也可以啊 |
| [18:25.52] | Cool. All right. 酷，好 |
| [18:27.45] | So maybe,you know, I could give you a call sometime. 或许改天我可以打个电话给你 |
| [18:32.46] | We could talk or something. 我们可以好好聊聊或什么的 |
| [18:34.32] | -Yeah,that'd be okay. -All right. 好啊，那会很好 好 |
| [18:36.83] | I'm in the book. 电话簿上有我的电话 |
| [18:43.10] | So stilts,huh? 那…高硚？ |
| [18:45.80] | If you want,I can show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter. 你要的话，我可以带你去看 他头撞到排水管的那个地方 |
| [19:00.52] | -How long does coffee take? -Would you come on? Come on! 一杯咖啡到底要煮多久？ 快点？快点呀 |
| [19:05.89] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [19:18.50] | -There we go. -I think we proved our point. 好了，喝完了 我想我们证明了 |
| [19:23.17] | -You burn your mouth? -Cannot feel my tongue. 烫到嘴了没有？ 舌头没感觉了 |
| [19:30.51] | Bullies! Big bullies! 霸王，大霸王 |
| [19:32.65] | Look who's here. It's the weenies. 看看谁来了？是胆小鬼们 |
| [19:37.49] | Did we not make ourselves clear the other day? 我们那天讲得不够清楚 是不是？ |
| [19:40.42] | That's why we're here. 所以我们才来 |
| [19:42.06] | Yes,we're standing our ground. 对，我们在坚守立场 |
| [19:44.90] | Apparently. 你也看的出来吧 |
| [19:47.06] | Let's do this already. 少说废话了 |
| [19:48.87] | You got a weapon? 你那是什么？武器？ |
| [19:51.07] | A nice watch. I don't want to break it on your ribs. 一只好表 我不想在槌你的时候弄坏它 |
| [19:54.07] | All right,let's do this. 来吧，来呀 |
| [19:57.11] | Question: If I don't care about my watch,can I use it as a weapon? 我有问题，若我不在乎我的表 我可以拿下来当武器吗？ |
| [20:02.01] | -What do you mean? -It's sharp,it's metal. 什么意思？ 这很利，是金属做的 |
| [20:04.38] | I think I can do some serious damage with it. 我想这可以用来 发挥很大的杀伤力 |
| [20:11.39] | Or your keys. 或钥匙 |
| [20:13.89] | Here's what we'll do. 听我说，这样好了 |
| [20:15.59] | We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. 把所有的钥匙和手表 都放在这个帽子里面摆在那里 |
| [20:19.43] | All right? 好吗？ |
| [20:22.47] | All right,come on,man. Let's do it! 好了，来吧… |
| [20:25.27] | Before I forget,are we hitting faces? 趁我还记得，脸可以打吗？ |
| [20:29.07] | Of course. Why wouldn't you hit faces? 当然可以打，脸为何不能打？ |
| [20:31.11] | I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation. 因为我星期一还得上班 我得上台说话 |
| [20:35.61] | Actually,I gotta show this apartment tomorrow... 我明天要带人去看房子… |
| [20:38.82] | ...and this no-faces thing might not be a bad idea. …所以不打脸这码子事 倒是满好的主意 |
| [20:43.39] | Nothing from the neck up. 脖子以上不准打 |
| [20:46.66] | Or the waist down. 或腰部以下 |
| [20:49.26] | -Dana's ovulating. -Really? You guys trying again? 黛娜在排卵期 真的？你们又在试了？ |
| [20:53.43] | Let me get this straight. We're talking about the middle? 好吧，让我先搞清楚 我们只能够打中间的部份吗？ |
| [20:56.73] | Come on! 来呀 |
| [20:58.00] | You want a piece of this? I'm standing here! 你们要打这边？还是打这边？ |
| [21:03.51] | Those guys are taking our stuff! 你们看，我们东西被偷了 |
| [21:10.45] | God,that was amazing. That was incredible. 天啊，那真是不可思 |
| [21:13.02] | -You guys kicked butt! -Us? What about you guys? 你们好厉害 我们？那你们呢？ |
| [21:16.12] | You really gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. 你们真的 给了那个老贼颜色瞧了 |
| [21:19.19] | -He was a big guy. -Yeah,he was,wasn't he? 那傢伙长得好壮啊 没错，不是吗？ |
| [21:22.13] | I wouldn't know, having missed everything. 是呀，我不知道，我全错过了 |
| [21:24.43] | Don't do that to yourself. 不要太苛责自己了 |
| [21:26.66] | Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope. 我们不管谁都可以 被那个小女孩的跳绳给绊倒 |
| [21:32.77] | So listen,guys... 对了，两位，那我们… |
| [21:36.81] | ...are we okay here? …没事了吧？ |
| [21:40.38] | We're okay. 没事了 |
| [21:42.05] | So can I have my hat back? 那帽子可以还给我了吗？ |
| [22:00.40] | Oh,my God. Look at her. 看看她 |
| [22:03.30] | Hi,Monica! 摩妮卡 |
| [22:05.70] | How's it going? 顺利吗？ |
| [22:07.14] | Hey,nice boobs. 好美的波 |
| [22:30.89] | Excellent. 太棒了 |
| [05:10.-4] | My stock, MEG, it went up two points. wo de gu piao MEG, zhang le liang dian |
| [06:53.-3] | Okay, here, I know what we can do. wo zhi dao zen me ban le |
| [08:37.-3] | He told on us? ta da xiao bao gao? |
| [08:41.-2] | Well, pal, you didn' t give me much of a choice. xiong di, ni men bi de wo bie wu xuan ze |
| [11:03.-2] | I want to buy five shares of SGJ. Now. wo yao mai wu gu XTJ wo xian zai jiu yao |
| [13:13.-2] | Hello, Mrs. Buffay. ba tai tai |
| [15:16.-3] | I need 100. For what? wo xu yao jie yi bai kuai gan ma? |
| [15:39.-4] | Otherwise, I' ll have to take that diner job. na wo de qu na ge lan guan zi gong zuo le |
| [15:49.-3] | I don' t want to have to wear flameretardant boobs. wo bu xiang chuan lian huo dou shao bu zhao de jia xiong bu |
| [17:43.-2] | ... and there' s Dad' s head, bobbing past the window. kan dao wo ba de tou cong chuang wai jing guo |
| [18:55.-1] | We did it. We' re here. We are standing our ground. wo men ban dao le, wo men zai zhe er wo men jian shou wo men de li chang |
| [20:08.-4] | No, you can' t use your watch. bu, ni bu neng yong shou biao |
| [22:10.-2] | Guys, guys. Check this out. ge wei kan kan zhe ge |
| [00:02.11] | Stocks and bonds are moving higher.... gu piao, zhai quan jin tian quan dou shang zhang le |
| [00:04.42] | Why are we watching the Business Channel? wo men wei shi me kan shang ye tai? |
| [00:07.12] | Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it. yin wei wo qian ji tian kan dao you zhi gu piao shi wo de ming zi de suo xie MEG |
| [00:12.19] | Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again. you shi wo de ku deng liang, san ge xiao shi cai you hui zai kan dao |
| [00:15.13] | But when it does, it' s exciting. dan shi kan dao de shi hou man xing fen de |
| [00:18.56] | Okay, honey, you really need a job. mi tang, wo kan ni shi zhen de xu yao gong zuo |
| [00:22.27] | Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview. mo ni ka, shuo dao zhe ge, ba shuo ta ren shi yi ge ren ni ke yi qu ying zheng |
| [00:25.27] | Right there! That' s the third sign today. Right there. na shi jin tian de di san ge yu zhao le kan! |
| [00:30.04] | On behalf of everyone, I' d just like to say," Huh?" wo zai ti zai zuo de mei yi wei shuo yi sheng" shen me?" |
| [00:34.08] | No, you just said " dad." And everywhere I go today... yin wei ni gang gang shuo le" ba" jin tian wo bu guan dao shen me di fang qu |
| [00:37.65] | ... I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. wo dou yi zhi de dao jiao wo qu kan wo ba de yu zhao |
| [00:40.45] | Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet. xiang wo lai zhe li de shi hou wo jing guo yi ge jiu" ba" |
| [00:45.66] | Which is my father' s last name. ni men zhi dao ma? wo ba ba jiu xing ba |
| [00:49.23] | And they were serving franks... wo ba ba de ming zi shi fa lan |
| [00:51.30] | ... which is his first name minus the " s" at the end. er ta men ye you fa lan ke fu xiang chang |
| [00:55.57] | And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken. hai you yi jia dian ne kao jia shang you ji zai zhuan de kao ji dian |
| [00:59.64] | His lndian name? ta de yin di an ming? |
| [01:02.51] | No. Because I chickened out the last time... bu shi, yin wei wo shang ci qu jian ta shi |
| [01:07.58] | ... when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don' t think so. lin" ji" tuo tao le wo bu ren wei o |
| [01:11.35] | Very freaky. Eerie. qi zai guai zai guai tou le |
| [01:13.82] | Who wants the last hamburger? zui hou yi ge han bao shui yao? |
| [01:15.82] | That' s it. Now I have to go see him. hao le, gou le, wo fei qu bu ke le |
| [01:18.32] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [01:19.42] | Hamburger? McDonald' s? han bao? mai dang lao? |
| [01:22.69] | Old McDonald had a farm. My dad is a pharmacist. mai lao xian sheng you kuai di wo ba shi" di" tou pei yao de |
| [01:28.02] | The One With the Bullies |
| [01:35.87] | liu ren xing di 2 ji di 21 ji liang ge xiao liu mang |
| [02:15.11] | Man, I am so beat. lao xiong, wo lei wai le |
| [02:18.32] | You wanna forget racquetball and hang out? wo men zui hao bie qu da shen me qiu le liu zai zhe li hun ba |
| [02:20.69] | Yeah, all right. dui, hao ba |
| [02:25.36] | Hey, you' re in our seats. Sorry, we didn' t know. na shi wo men de wei zhi bao qian, wo men bu zhi dao |
| [02:28.86] | We were sitting there. wo men ben lai zuo na li de |
| [02:31.00] | Okay. There is one more way to say it. zhe hai you ling wai yi zhong shuo fa |
| [02:34.03] | Who knows it? shei zhi dao? |
| [02:37.27] | Was that supposed to be funny? Actually, I was going for colorful. ni zhe shi zai shuo xiao hua ma? bu, wo zai shuo duo zi duo cai de hua |
| [02:42.04] | What' s with this guy? What' s with you? zhe jia huo zen me le? ni zen me le? |
| [02:44.51] | Nothing. Nothing' s with him. mei shen me, ta mei zen me |
| [02:46.81] | Enjoy your coffee. qing man yong ka fei |
| [02:55.22] | What just happened? fa sheng le shen me shi le? |
| [02:58.29] | I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. wo gang na le ni de mao zi ni kan, wo ye neng miao qu heng sheng |
| [03:01.89] | My joke is that I took your hat. wo de xiao hua jiu shi na le ni de mao zi |
| [03:05.06] | That is funny. na zhen you qu a |
| [03:08.33] | Can I have it back? huan gei wo, hao ma? |
| [03:17.91] | You know what? I think you' re very funny. ni zhi dao ma? wo jue de ni hen feng qu |
| [03:20.91] | Kudos on that hat joke. wo zhen de hao chong bai ni o |
| [03:25.82] | But come on, guys, just give him back the hat. bie zhe yang, liang wei ba mao zi huan gei ta ma |
| [03:29.39] | Why should we? wei shi me? |
| [03:31.52] | Because it' s a special hat. yin wei na shi ding te bie de mao zi |
| [03:34.66] | He bought it because he was feeling down one day. you yi tian ta de xin qing hen bu hao |
| [03:37.66] | So he got the hat... suo yi ta jiu mai le na ding mao zi |
| [03:39.20] | ... to cheer himself up, you know? lai bang zi ji da qi |
| [03:42.03] | Chandler Stop talking. Stop talking now. qian de bie shuo le, bie zai shuo le |
| [03:47.04] | Let me get this straight. You' re stealing my hat? rang wo xian gao qing chu ni qiang le wo de mao zi? |
| [03:49.67] | You got a problem? ni kan bu guo qu ma? |
| [03:50.88] | I just want to make sure we' re on the same page. bu, wo zhi shi xiang que ding wo men da jia hu xiang liao jie |
| [03:56.61] | How' d the interview go? mian shi jie guo zen me yang? |
| [03:58.72] | It bit. xun bi le |
| [04:01.12] | It was a 50s theme restaurant. na shi yi jia 50 nian dai zhu ti de can ting |
| [04:03.42] | I' d have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. wo de chuan xi fu zuo cai zai gui tai shang tiao wu |
| [04:07.23] | I was a sous chef at Cafe des Artistes. wo yi qian shi yi shu jia can ting de zhu chu |
| [04:10.03] | How can I take a job where I have to make LaverneandCurly Fries? wo shi shuo, wo zen neng jie shou yi ge wo de zuo QQ cui shu de gong zuo ne |
| [04:14.63] | Don' t do it. How can I not do it? na jiu bie zuo a wo zen me neng bu zuo ne? |
| [04:16.77] | I have 127 in the bank! wo yin hang li mian zhi sheng xia 127 kuai le |
| [04:18.80] | Monica, relax. Go get a beer. mo ni ka, fang qing song, qu na ping pi jiu |
| [04:21.94] | I don' t want a beer. wo bu xiang he pi jiu |
| [04:23.44] | Who said it was for you? shui shuo shi gei ni de? |
| [04:33.62] | What' s the matter? ni men liang ge zen me le? |
| [04:35.12] | Some mean guys at the coffeehouse took my hat. ka fei ting li you ge e han qiang le wo de mao zi |
| [04:38.56] | No! You' re kidding? bu hui ba ni kai wan xiao? |
| [04:40.46] | It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies. jian zhi huang tang tou le zhei xie ren shi ba wang |
| [04:43.13] | Actual bullies. shi zhen zheng de ba wang |
| [04:45.30] | We' re grownups. This kind of stuff isn' t supposed to happen anymore. ni kan, wo men shi da ren le wo men bu gai hui zai peng shang zhe zhong shi le |
| [04:52.27] | Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one. bu, deng yi xia, wo gu jia gua ren |
| [04:58.64] | Let' s go down there and get your hat back. wo men ying gai guo qu ba mao zi gei na hui lai |
| [05:01.48] | Forget it. It' s probably stripped and sold for parts by now. suan le ba, shuo bu ding yi jing bei chai cheng ling jian gei mai diao le |
| [05:07.92] | I went up! What? wo zhang le shen me? |
| [05:13.42] | Do you realize that if I' d invested my 127 in myself yesterday... ruo wo zuo tian ba wo de 127 yuan tou zi zai wo zi ji shen shang |
| [05:17.83] | ... that l' d, like, have a lot more than that today. na wo jiu hui bi wo jin tian you qian le |
| [05:22.87] | You know what? I' m going to do it. zhi dao ma? wo yao fang shou yi bo |
| [05:25.60] | Do what? Put all my money in me. bo shen me? na qian tou zi wo |
| [05:28.01] | You don' t know a thing about the stock market. mo ni ka, ni zai gui che shen me? ni dui gu shi yi qiao bu tong |
| [05:31.04] | What' s to know? Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls. yao tong shi me? mai, mai, gao, di, kong tou, duo tou |
| [05:34.38] | Yes, Manhattan. wei, man ha dun |
| [05:36.45] | Telephone number for the stock... ma fan bang wo cha yi xia gu piao |
| [05:39.12] | ... selling store. shang dian |
| [05:51.40] | See? I told you these pillows would be a good idea. ni kan wo shuo ying gai dai zhen tou lai shi dui de ba |
| [05:54.90] | Oh, God. tian a |
| [05:56.90] | Here we go. jiu zhe yang le |
| [05:59.20] | For the first time in my life, I' m gonna say," Hi, Birth Father!" wo jiu yao shuo chu wo zhe bei zi de di yi sheng" hai, sheng fu" le |
| [06:03.74] | We love you. We' re here for you. Good luck. wo men ai ni, wo men zhi chi ni yi qie shun li |
| [06:05.64] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [06:10.72] | Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich? rui qiu, yao bu yao san ming zhi? |
| [06:13.32] | What is in that? li mian you shen me? |
| [06:15.05] | Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo. gan lan jiang, huo tui jiang, mei mei nai zi |
| [06:17.49] | No, because mayo, that would make it gross. bu zai jia mei nai zi jiu e xin le |
| [06:24.50] | Run, Phoebe, run! No, no, doggy, please! pao, fei bi, pao bu yao, gou gou, bai tuo |
| [06:27.23] | I do so want to love all animals. Please, no. Back off! wo ai suo you de dong wu gei ta gu tou, na gu tou lai |
| [06:31.10] | You got a bone? Are you kidding? you mei you gu tou? kai shen me wan xiao? |
| [06:33.37] | Look, kibbles! Bits! kan |
| [06:36.51] | Get the hell off my leg, you yippity piece of crap! fang kai wo ni zhe zhi lan dong xi |
| [06:46.85] | Okay. All right. We have a problem. hao le, wo men peng shang nan ti le |
| [06:49.85] | Why don' t you take his trampoline? ni wei shi me bu na ta de tan huang dian? |
| [06:57.36] | Okay, doggy, get the sandwich! gou gou, qu jian san ming zhi |
| [07:00.87] | Go get the sandwich! Good doggy. Get the sandwich! qu jian san ming zhi a, kuai dian |
| [07:05.04] | The dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich. qiao yi, ta ning ke tian zi ji ye bu peng ni de san ming zhi |
| [07:08.94] | What does that tell you? na gao su ni shen me? |
| [07:11.31] | lf he' s not going to eat it, I will. Are you crazy? ta bu chi de hua, wo zi ji chi ni feng le ni? |
| [07:15.25] | He' s just a little dog. ta shi xiao gou er yi |
| [07:24.16] | Hey. What? hei gan ma? |
| [07:26.12] | Do you have to be a Century 21 realestate agent... ni yi ding yao dang fang di chan jing ji ren |
| [07:29.13] | ... to get to wear those cool jackets? cai neng chuan zhe na me ku de wai tao ma? |
| [07:33.60] | Do you say this stuff to girls? ni hui gen nv sheng zhe yang da shan ma? |
| [07:39.00] | Isn' t that the guy who used to wear your hat? na bu shi ni mao zi de jiu zhu ren ma? |
| [07:42.34] | And look where they' re sitting. kan ta men zuo zai na li le |
| [07:47.15] | You' re joking, right? You guys just walked through the door. ni zai shuo xiao ba? ni men cai gang jin men |
| [07:51.75] | Maybe we didn' t make it clear enough. huo xu wo men shuo de bu gou qing chu |
| [07:54.15] | This couch belongs to us. zhe ge sha fa shi wo men de |
| [07:57.02] | I' ll tell you what, you call the couch... zhe yang ba, ni men jiao yi sheng sha fa |
| [08:00.76] | ... and then we' ll call the couch... ran hou wo men ye dui zhe ta jiao yi sheng |
| [08:04.76] | ... and we' ll see who it comes to. kan ta hui dao shui na li qu |
| [08:07.93] | You know, I keep wondering why you two are still sitting here. wo yi zhi bu dong ni men wei shi me hai lai zai zhe ge di fang? |
| [08:11.84] | All right, that' s it. hao le, gou le |
| [08:14.11] | I have had enough of this. wo shou gou zhei xie gou pi le, hao ma? |
| [08:16.37] | Gunther. a gang |
| [08:18.81] | These guys are trying to take our seat. zhe liang ge jia huo xiang qiang wo men de zuo wei |
| [08:22.71] | Fellas, these guys were here first. liang wei, ta men xian lai de |
| [08:25.18] | Oh, sorry, didn' t realize. bao qian, wo men bu zhi dao |
| [08:27.45] | There you go. hao le |
| [08:28.69] | Thank you, Gunther. xie xie, a gang |
| [08:33.69] | We didn' t want to have to go and do that. shi ni men bi wo men zhe me zuo de |
| [08:39.53] | You told on us? ni da xiao bao gao? |
| [08:45.74] | Don' t play with his thing. I know. bie wan ta de dong xi wo zhi dao |
| [08:50.37] | All right. hen hao, wo men dao wai mian jie jue |
| [08:52.24] | Let' s take this outside. wo men dao wai mian jie jue |
| [08:56.41] | " Let' s take this outside?" " wo men dao wai mian jie jue" |
| [09:02.05] | Who talks like that? shui hui zhe me shuo? |
| [09:04.56] | The guy who' s about to kick your ass talks like that. ji jiang yao tong bian ni men de ren hui zhe me shuo |
| [09:09.16] | You had to ask. shui jiao ni duo zui ne |
| [09:14.50] | Okay, okay, look. See... hao ba |
| [09:17.10] | ... the thing is, we' re not gonna fight you guys. wo men bu xiang yong wu li lai jie jue |
| [09:22.27] | Here' s the deal. na me zhe yang hao le |
| [09:23.67] | You won' t have to, so long as you never ever show your faces here again. ni men bao zheng cong jin yi hou bu ta ru zhe jia ka fei ting |
| [09:34.05] | I think you played the Gunther card too soon. ni tai zao ba a gang tai chu lai le ba |
| [09:43.13] | Hey, Pheebs, I think you' re good to go. fei fei, wo xiang ni ke yi shang qu le |
| [09:46.06] | Yeah, I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao |
| [09:49.30] | What' s the matter? you zen me le? |
| [09:50.64] | I just think that this was a really bad sign. wo shi jue de zhe shi ge hen bu hao de yu zhao |
| [09:53.70] | Like the beast at the threshold. wo shi shuo xiang men kan shang de ye shou la |
| [09:58.21] | It' s just I have no family left, except for my grandmother. wo yi jing mei you bie de qin ren le chu le wo nai nai zhi wai |
| [10:03.28] | But let' s face it, she' s not gonna be around forever. ke shi mian dui xian shi ba ta you bu hui yong yuan dou huo zhe |
| [10:06.48] | Despite what she says. bu guan zen me shuo |
| [10:09.59] | And I have a sister who I' ve barely spoken to since we shared a womb. wo you ge chu le zai zi gong li mian ji hu mei you shuo guo hua de jie jie |
| [10:15.89] | I don' t know. This is my real father... zhe shi wo zhen zheng de fu qin |
| [10:18.16] | ... and I want things to be, like, just right. wo zhi shi yao yi qie wan mei ma |
| [10:21.73] | I completely understand. wo wan quan liao jie |
| [10:23.60] | Whatever you need. dui, sui ni yao zen me yang |
| [10:26.30] | Hey, you want to go home? ni yao hui jia ma? |
| [10:28.34] | Okay, thanks. Sorry, again. xie le, dui bu qi |
| [10:50.00] | What was that? na shi shen me? |
| [10:56.00] | I' m guessing the threshold' s clear now. wo cai xian zai men kan mei you gou le |
| [11:05.54] | Come on, time is money, my friend! kuai dian, shi jian jiu shi jin qian |
| [11:08.25] | Thank you! xie xie |
| [11:11.22] | " Time is money, my friend?" " shi jian jiu shi jin qian"? |
| [11:13.35] | You missed " Takes money to make money"... " shi jian jiu shi jin qian" |
| [11:15.69] | ... and " Don' t make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt." hai you," bie bi wo guo qu ti ni de hua er jie pi gu" |
| [11:20.26] | I made 17 before breakfast. What have you done? wo zao can qian jiu zhuan le shi qi kuai ye na ni zuo le shen me? |
| [11:23.86] | I had breakfast here, so technically I saved 3. 50. wo zao can zai zhe ge di fang chi de suo yi ji shu shang wo sheng le san kuai ban |
| [11:28.93] | How did you make 17? ni zen me zhuan shi qi kuai de? |
| [11:30.60] | Well, my financially challenged friends... wo de jing ji bai chi peng you |
| [11:33.20] | ... I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY. wo yong wo de qian fen bie mai le xie CHP gen ZXY gu |
| [11:37.41] | How come those? ni zen me xuan de? |
| [11:38.88] | Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. CHP shi yin wei wo an lian guo " jia zhou gong lu xun jing" de qi pu |
| [11:44.55] | And ZXY because I think it sounds " zexy." ZXY na shi ting qi lai hen" jin" gan a |
| [11:48.92] | What happened to MEG? na ni de MEG ne? |
| [11:51.12] | MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. MEG bang wo zhuan guo qian dan shi bei wo shuai le |
| [11:53.86] | My motto is," Get out before they go down." wo de zuo you ming shi zai" pi ruan" yi qian chu chang de |
| [11:58.30] | That is so not my motto. zhe dao bu shi wo de zuo feng |
| [12:07.81] | How' s the dog? gou hao dian le mei? |
| [12:09.14] | Okay. I talked to the vet. People are so nice upstate. wo gen shou yi tan hao le niu yue zhou de ren zhen hao |
| [12:12.81] | He said the little fella' s gonna be okay, and I can get him tomorrow. ta shuo na ge xiao jia huo bu hui you wen ti ming tian wo ke yi qu jie ta le |
| [12:16.65] | Good. Thank God. hao, hao ji le xie tian xie di |
| [12:18.48] | But he did have to have a bunch of stitches. ke shi ta bi xu bang ta feng hao duo zhen |
| [12:21.45] | And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog' s ear grow back. er qie ta hai shuo chu fei tian xia hong yu gou cai hui zai zhang chu er duo lai de |
| [12:26.06] | So still hoping. suo yi huan you yi dian dian xi wang |
| [12:30.63] | Now are you going to call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay? na ni xian zai yao da dian hua gao su ni ba ta de gou mei shi le ma? |
| [12:35.83] | I don' t want to meet my father over the phone. wo bu xiang zai dian hua shang gen wo ba xiang ren |
| [12:39.60] | What will I say, " Hi, I' m the daughter you abandoned. wo gai gen ta xian shen me ne? " wo shi fei bi bei ni pao qi de nv er" |
| [12:42.41] | Oh, by the way, I broke your dog." " dui le, wo zhuang shang le ni de gou" |
| [12:46.01] | Hey, Pheebs, if you want, I' ll do it. fei fei, wo ke yi bang ni da de |
| [12:50.51] | Listen, just don' t say anything about me, okay? ting zhe, bai tuo qian wan bu yao ti wo de shi |
| [12:54.79] | Don' t... bie |
| [12:57.92] | ... be too long with the phone. jiang dian hua tai jiu |
| [13:00.79] | She' ll be a much better friend once the market closes. gu shi shou pan yi hou ta hui shi ge bi jiao hao de peng you |
| [13:06.93] | It' s a woman. shi ge nv de |
| [13:08.13] | So talk to her. ni gen ta jiang a |
| [13:16.04] | I know where your dog is. wo zhi dao ni de gou zai na li |
| [13:19.18] | I want you to know he' ll be returned to you almost as good as new... wo yao ni zhi dao wo men hui zai 24 xiao shi zhi nei |
| [13:24.01] | ... within 24 hours. jiang ta ji hu wan hao ru chu de huan gei ni |
| [13:26.02] | Goodbye. zai jian |
| [13:34.39] | Why the voice? Hard to say. gan ma zhuang sheng yin? hen nan jiang |
| [13:40.16] | Your cappuccino, sir. ni di ka bu ji nuo lai le |
| [13:41.67] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [13:46.40] | This is better than the coffeehouse. Absolutely. zai zhe li he bi zai ka fei ting hao duo le dui ji le |
| [13:58.85] | How come it' s not mixing with the water? ka fei fen wei shi me bu hua? |
| [14:01.52] | The package says to keep it moving. bao zhuang shang shuo ni bi xu yao bu duan de jiao ban |
| [14:04.22] | Stir and drink, never let it settle. jiao ban, he bie rang ka fei ting xia lai |
| [14:12.16] | This is ridiculous. zhe tai huang tang le ba |
| [14:14.20] | After I get back from my niece' s christening... zhe yang ba, deng wo cong wai sheng nv de xi li hui lai zhi hou ne |
| [14:17.17] | ... I' ll go to the coffeehouse with you and we' ll have a cup of coffee. wo pei ni men liang ge dao zhong yang gong yuan qu wo men hao hao de xiang shou yi bei ka fei |
| [14:21.77] | No problem. Joey' s there. mei wen ti de, you qiao yi zai |
| [14:29.25] | I don' t want to have to have Joey with me every time I want decent coffee. bu, wo bu xi wang mei yi ci wo xiang he yi bei hao ka fei |
| [14:34.52] | And I don' t want to drink cappuccino with a " k." wo ye bu xiang yi bei zi he zhe ge pai zi de pao mo ka fei |
| [14:38.26] | I say you and I go and stand up to those guys. wo ren wei wo men ying gai hui ka fei ting qu yong gan de mian dui nei xie ren |
| [14:41.56] | All right, hang on a second there, Custer. hao ba, ni xian deng yi deng, jiang jun |
| [14:45.56] | Ross, have you ever been beaten up before? zhen de, luo si ni yi qian you mei you bei bian guo? |
| [14:48.23] | Yeah, sure. you a, dang ran you |
| [14:49.60] | By someone besides Monica? bei mo ni ka yi wai de ren? mei you |
| [14:53.47] | So what? suo yi ne? |
| [14:54.54] | So we get beaten up. Maybe that' s something a man has to go through. jiu suan bei bian you zen me yang? ye xu mei ge nan ren dou de jing li guo yi ci zhe ge |
| [14:58.78] | Like a rite of passage or something. cheng ren shi zhi lei shen me de |
| [15:02.05] | Couldn' t we just lose our virginities again? bu neng zai shi qu yi ci tong zhen jiu hao ma? |
| [15:06.22] | Because I think actually mine' s growing back. yin wei wo xiang wo de you zhang hui lai le |
| [15:11.32] | I need 100. What? wo xu yao jie 100 shen me? |
| [15:13.72] | Welcome home. huan ying guang lin |
| [15:17.60] | To get back in the game. When did you get out? wo de hui dao chang shang wan ni shen me shi hou tui chang de? |
| [15:20.30] | I lost it all. I lost it. bu zhi dao, wo pei guang le |
| [15:23.43] | I' ve come to terms with it, you have to, too. wo jie shou shi shi le, ni ye de zhe yang |
| [15:29.61] | Look, Mon, I' m really sorry. ting zhe, mo ni ka, wo hen yi han |
| [15:33.18] | Where are we on the 100? ni dao di jie bu jie? |
| [15:35.11] | I don' t have it. wo mei qian a |
| [15:36.51] | But I need it! ke shi wo xu yao |
| [15:41.59] | You know, with the dancing and the costumes. ni zhi dao de jiu shi tiao wu hai you chuan xi fu |
| [15:53.20] | Nobody does, honey. mei ren xiang, mi tang |
| [15:59.70] | Noodle! mian mian |
| [16:01.17] | Oh, my God. What the hell happened to my dog? lao tian a, wo de gou dao di zen me le? |
| [16:05.84] | It was an accident. na shi ge yi wai |
| [16:07.18] | And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose. er qie na ge zhao shi de nv ren jue bu hui xu yi shang hai yi zhi gou de |
| [16:10.71] | She' s a vegetarian. ta chi su |
| [16:13.72] | Are these stitches? zhe shi shen me? feng xian? |
| [16:15.12] | Yeah, eight of them. That' s 56 to him. dui, ba zhen dui gou lai shuo shi 56 zhen la |
| [16:19.62] | If it' s raining, you can' t let him look up... hai you, xia yu de shi hou |
| [16:22.63] | ... because that cone will fill up fast. bu yao rang ta tai tou tai jiu yin wei na wan yi er zhuang bu liao duo shao shui de |
| [16:26.66] | Thanks for bringing back what' s left of him. xie xie ni song ta de can hai hui lai |
| [16:28.57] | ls Frank home? How do you know Frank? mei wen ti, fa lan zai ma? ni zen me ren shi ta de? |
| [16:31.90] | Just from a long time ago. Is he here? na shi hen jiu yi qian de shi, ta zai ma? |
| [16:40.81] | What? shen me shi a? |
| [16:43.88] | I mean Frank Senior. wo shi shuo, lao de fa lan |
| [16:45.52] | He went out for groceries. ta qu mai ri yong pin le |
| [16:47.48] | Will he be back soon? ta hen kuai hui lai ma? |
| [16:49.22] | He left four years ago. We' re expecting him back any minute. ta si nian qian qu de suo yi wo men cai ta sui shi hui hui lai |
| [16:54.93] | I' m gonna go. na wo yao zou le |
| [16:56.26] | I' m sorry about the dog. Everything. dui bu qi, guan yu guan yu na zhi gou |
| [16:58.83] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [17:00.60] | Hey, lady! xiao jie |
| [17:02.10] | Hey, wait up! deng yi xia |
| [17:08.44] | How do you know my dad? Well, I don' t really. ni zen me ren shi wo lao ba de? wo bu ren shi ta |
| [17:12.24] | Just genetically. ji yin shang ren de |
| [17:15.58] | He' s kind of my dad too. ta ye suan shi wo lao ba ba |
| [17:18.35] | Heavy. bu de le |
| [17:21.79] | So did he ever talk about me... Phoebe? ta you mei you ti guo wo fei bi? |
| [17:25.72] | No, but he didn' t really talk about anything. mei you, bu guo ta yi xiang chen mo shi jin la |
| [17:30.53] | Except stilts. chu le gao qiao |
| [17:33.06] | Stilts? Yeah, he loved stilts. gao qiao? dui a, ta ai gao qiao |
| [17:35.80] | One time, I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom' s purse... you yi ci wo zai lou shang, zheng zai tou wo ma pi bao li mian di xiang yan shi |
| [17:40.37] | ... and all of a sudden I look over... tu ran jian wo zhang wang le yi xia |
| [17:47.64] | He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving... ta lian shang man shi xiao yi di xiang wo hui le yi hui shou |
| [17:50.91] | ... because he was happiest when he was on his stilts. yin wei ta cai gao qiao de shi hou jiu shi ta zui gao xing de shi hou le |
| [17:58.39] | I don' t know what to do with that. wo gen ben bu hui cai na wan yi er |
| [18:00.66] | Me neither. wo ye shi |
| [18:05.43] | So are you, like, my big sister? suo yi ni shi wo jie jie? |
| [18:08.90] | This is huge. You can buy me beer! zhen bu de le, ni ke yi qing wo he pi jiu |
| [18:12.80] | I' m not gonna. wo bu yao |
| [18:15.14] | But you know what' s cool? If you had a friend named Pete, I could say... zhi dao zen me yang zui ku ma? ru guo ni you ge peng you jiao zuo bi de |
| [18:19.11] | ... " I know Pete. He' s friends with my brother." na wo jiu ke shuo" bi de, wo ren de ta shi wo di di de peng you" |
| [18:22.41] | I got a friend named Mark. That' ll work too. wo you ge peng you jiao ma ke na ye ke yi a |
| [18:25.52] | Cool. All right. ku, hao |
| [18:27.45] | So maybe, you know, I could give you a call sometime. huo xu gai tian wo ke yi da ge dian hua gei ni |
| [18:32.46] | We could talk or something. wo men ke yi hao hao liao liao huo shen me de |
| [18:34.32] | Yeah, that' d be okay. All right. hao a, na hui hen hao hao |
| [18:36.83] | I' m in the book. dian hua bu shang you wo de dian hua |
| [18:43.10] | So stilts, huh? na gao qiao? |
| [18:45.80] | If you want, I can show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter. ni yao de hua, wo ke yi dai ni qu kan ta tou zhuang dao pai shui guan de na ge di fang |
| [19:00.52] | How long does coffee take? Would you come on? Come on! yi bei ka fei dao di yao zhu duo jiu? kuai dian? kuai dian ya |
| [19:05.89] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [19:18.50] | There we go. I think we proved our point. hao le, he wan le wo xiang wo men zheng ming liao |
| [19:23.17] | You burn your mouth? Cannot feel my tongue. tang dao zui le mei you? she tou mei gan jue le |
| [19:30.51] | Bullies! Big bullies! ba wang, da ba wang |
| [19:32.65] | Look who' s here. It' s the weenies. kan kan shui lai le? shi dan xiao gui men |
| [19:37.49] | Did we not make ourselves clear the other day? wo men na tian jiang de bu gou qing chu shi bu shi? |
| [19:40.42] | That' s why we' re here. suo yi wo men cai lai |
| [19:42.06] | Yes, we' re standing our ground. dui, wo men zai jian shou li chang |
| [19:44.90] | Apparently. ni ye kan de chu lai ba |
| [19:47.06] | Let' s do this already. shao shuo fei hua le |
| [19:48.87] | You got a weapon? ni na shi shen me? wu qi? |
| [19:51.07] | A nice watch. I don' t want to break it on your ribs. yi zhi hao biao wo bu xiang zai chui ni de shi hou nong huai ta |
| [19:54.07] | All right, let' s do this. lai ba, lai ya |
| [19:57.11] | Question: If I don' t care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon? wo you wen ti, ruo wo bu zai hu wo de biao wo ke yi na xia lai dang wu qi ma? |
| [20:02.01] | What do you mean? It' s sharp, it' s metal. shen me yi si? zhe hen li, shi jin shu zuo de |
| [20:04.38] | I think I can do some serious damage with it. wo xiang zhe ke yi yong lai fa hui hen da de sha shang li |
| [20:11.39] | Or your keys. huo yao shi |
| [20:13.89] | Here' s what we' ll do. ting wo shuo, zhe yang hao le |
| [20:15.59] | We' ll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. ba suo you de yao shi he shou biao dou fang zai zhe ge mao zi li mian bai zai na li |
| [20:19.43] | All right? hao ma? |
| [20:22.47] | All right, come on, man. Let' s do it! hao le, lai ba |
| [20:25.27] | Before I forget, are we hitting faces? chen wo hai ji de, lian ke yi da ma? |
| [20:29.07] | Of course. Why wouldn' t you hit faces? dang ran ke yi da, lian wei he bu neng da? |
| [20:31.11] | I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation. yin wei wo xing qi yi hai de shang ban wo de shang tai shuo hua |
| [20:35.61] | Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow... wo ming tian yao dai ren qu kan fang zi |
| [20:38.82] | ... and this nofaces thing might not be a bad idea. suo yi bu da lian zhe ma zi shi dao shi man hao de zhu yi |
| [20:43.39] | Nothing from the neck up. bo zi yi shang bu zhun da |
| [20:46.66] | Or the waist down. huo yao bu yi xia |
| [20:49.26] | Dana' s ovulating. Really? You guys trying again? dai na zai pai luan qi zhen de? ni men you zai shi le? |
| [20:53.43] | Let me get this straight. We' re talking about the middle? hao ba, rang wo xian gao qing chu wo men zhi neng gou da zhong jian de bu fen ma? |
| [20:56.73] | Come on! lai ya |
| [20:58.00] | You want a piece of this? I' m standing here! ni men yao da zhe bian? hai shi da zhe bian? |
| [21:03.51] | Those guys are taking our stuff! ni men kan, wo men dong xi bei tou le |
| [21:10.45] | God, that was amazing. That was incredible. tian a, na zhen shi bu ke si |
| [21:13.02] | You guys kicked butt! Us? What about you guys? ni men hao li hai wo men? na ni men ne? |
| [21:16.12] | You really gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. ni men zhen de gei le na ge lao zei yan se qiao le |
| [21:19.19] | He was a big guy. Yeah, he was, wasn' t he? na jia huo zhang de hao zhuang a mei cuo, bu shi ma? |
| [21:22.13] | I wouldn' t know, having missed everything. shi ya, wo bu zhi dao, wo quan cuo guo le |
| [21:24.43] | Don' t do that to yourself. bu yao tai ke ze zi ji le |
| [21:26.66] | Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl' s jump rope. wo men bu guan shui dou ke yi bei na ge xiao nv hai de tiao sheng gei ban dao |
| [21:32.77] | So listen, guys... dui le, liang wei, na wo men |
| [21:36.81] | ... are we okay here? mei shi le ba? |
| [21:40.38] | We' re okay. mei shi le |
| [21:42.05] | So can I have my hat back? na mao zi ke yi huan gei wo le ma? |
| [22:00.40] | Oh, my God. Look at her. kan kan ta |
| [22:03.30] | Hi, Monica! mo ni ka |
| [22:05.70] | How' s it going? shun li ma? |
| [22:07.14] | Hey, nice boobs. hao mei di bo |
| [22:30.89] | Excellent. tai bang le |
| [05:10.-4] | My stock, MEG, it went up two points. wǒ de gǔ piào MEG, zhǎng le liǎng diǎn |
| [06:53.-3] | Okay, here, I know what we can do. wǒ zhī dào zěn me bàn le |
| [08:37.-3] | He told on us? tā dǎ xiǎo bào gào? |
| [08:41.-2] | Well, pal, you didn' t give me much of a choice. xiōng dì, nǐ men bī dé wǒ bié wú xuǎn zé |
| [11:03.-2] | I want to buy five shares of SGJ. Now. wǒ yào mǎi wǔ gǔ XTJ wǒ xiàn zài jiù yào |
| [13:13.-2] | Hello, Mrs. Buffay. bā tài tài |
| [15:16.-3] | I need 100. For what? wǒ xū yào jiè yī bǎi kuài gàn ma? |
| [15:39.-4] | Otherwise, I' ll have to take that diner job. nà wǒ dé qù nà gè làn guǎn zǐ gōng zuò le |
| [15:49.-3] | I don' t want to have to wear flameretardant boobs. wǒ bù xiǎng chuān lián huǒ dōu shāo bù zháo de jiǎ xiōng bù |
| [17:43.-2] | ... and there' s Dad' s head, bobbing past the window. kàn dào wǒ bà de tóu cóng chuāng wài jīng guò |
| [18:55.-1] | We did it. We' re here. We are standing our ground. wǒ men bàn dào le, wǒ men zài zhè ér wǒ men jiān shǒu wǒ men de lì chǎng |
| [20:08.-4] | No, you can' t use your watch. bù, nǐ bù néng yòng shǒu biǎo |
| [22:10.-2] | Guys, guys. Check this out. gè wèi kàn kàn zhè gè |
| [00:02.11] | Stocks and bonds are moving higher.... gǔ piào, zhài quàn jīn tiān quán dōu shàng zhǎng le |
| [00:04.42] | Why are we watching the Business Channel? wǒ men wèi shí me kàn shāng yè tái? |
| [00:07.12] | Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it. yīn wèi wǒ qián jǐ tiān kàn dào yǒu zhī gǔ piào shì wǒ de míng zì de suō xiě MEG |
| [00:12.19] | Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again. yǒu shí wǒ dé kǔ děng liǎng, sān ge xiǎo shí cái yòu huì zài kàn dào |
| [00:15.13] | But when it does, it' s exciting. dàn shì kàn dào de shí hòu mán xīng fèn de |
| [00:18.56] | Okay, honey, you really need a job. mì táng, wǒ kàn nǐ shì zhēn de xū yào gōng zuò |
| [00:22.27] | Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview. mó nī kǎ, shuō dào zhè gè, bà shuō tā rèn shi yí ge rén nǐ kě yǐ qù yīng zhēng |
| [00:25.27] | Right there! That' s the third sign today. Right there. nà shi jīn tiān de dì sān ge yù zhào le kàn! |
| [00:30.04] | On behalf of everyone, I' d just like to say," Huh?" wǒ zài tì zài zuò de měi yī wèi shuō yī shēng" shén me?" |
| [00:34.08] | No, you just said " dad." And everywhere I go today... yīn wèi nǐ gāng gāng shuō le" bà" jīn tiān wǒ bù guǎn dào shén me dì fang qù |
| [00:37.65] | ... I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. wǒ dōu yī zhí de dào jiào wǒ qù kàn wǒ bà de yù zhào |
| [00:40.45] | Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet. xiàng wǒ lái zhè lǐ de shí hòu wǒ jīng guò yí gè jiǔ" ba" |
| [00:45.66] | Which is my father' s last name. nǐ men zhī dào ma? wǒ bà bà jiù xìng bā |
| [00:49.23] | And they were serving franks... wǒ bà bà de míng zì shì fǎ lán |
| [00:51.30] | ... which is his first name minus the " s" at the end. ér tā men yě yǒu fǎ lán kè fú xiāng cháng |
| [00:55.57] | And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken. hái yǒu yī jiā diàn ne kǎo jià shàng yǒu jī zài zhuǎn de kǎo jī diàn |
| [00:59.64] | His lndian name? tā de yìn dì ān míng? |
| [01:02.51] | No. Because I chickened out the last time... bú shì, yīn wèi wǒ shàng cì qù jiàn tā shí |
| [01:07.58] | ... when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don' t think so. lín" jī" tuō táo le wǒ bù rèn wéi ó |
| [01:11.35] | Very freaky. Eerie. qí zāi guài zāi guài tòu le |
| [01:13.82] | Who wants the last hamburger? zuì hòu yí gè hàn bǎo shuí yào? |
| [01:15.82] | That' s it. Now I have to go see him. hǎo le, gòu le, wǒ fēi qù bù kě le |
| [01:18.32] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [01:19.42] | Hamburger? McDonald' s? hàn bǎo? mài dāng láo? |
| [01:22.69] | Old McDonald had a farm. My dad is a pharmacist. mài lǎo xiān shēng yǒu kuài dì wǒ bà shì" dī" tóu pèi yào de |
| [01:28.02] | The One With the Bullies |
| [01:35.87] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 21 jí liǎng gè xiǎo liú máng |
| [02:15.11] | Man, I am so beat. lǎo xiōng, wǒ lèi wāi le |
| [02:18.32] | You wanna forget racquetball and hang out? wǒ men zuì hǎo bié qù dǎ shén me qiú le liú zài zhè lǐ hùn ba |
| [02:20.69] | Yeah, all right. duì, hǎo ba |
| [02:25.36] | Hey, you' re in our seats. Sorry, we didn' t know. nà shi wǒ men de wèi zhì bào qiàn, wǒ men bù zhī dào |
| [02:28.86] | We were sitting there. wǒ men běn lái zuò nà lǐ de |
| [02:31.00] | Okay. There is one more way to say it. zhè hái yǒu lìng wài yī zhǒng shuō fǎ |
| [02:34.03] | Who knows it? shéi zhī dào? |
| [02:37.27] | Was that supposed to be funny? Actually, I was going for colorful. nǐ zhè shì zài shuō xiào huà ma? bù, wǒ zài shuō duō zī duō cǎi de huà |
| [02:42.04] | What' s with this guy? What' s with you? zhè jiā huǒ zěn me le? nǐ zěn me le? |
| [02:44.51] | Nothing. Nothing' s with him. méi shén me, tā méi zěn me |
| [02:46.81] | Enjoy your coffee. qǐng màn yòng kā fēi |
| [02:55.22] | What just happened? fā shēng le shén me shì le? |
| [02:58.29] | I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. wǒ gāng ná le nǐ de mào zi nǐ kàn, wǒ yě néng miào qù héng shēng |
| [03:01.89] | My joke is that I took your hat. wǒ de xiào huà jiù shì ná le nǐ de mào zi |
| [03:05.06] | That is funny. nà zhēn yǒu qù a |
| [03:08.33] | Can I have it back? huán gěi wǒ, hǎo ma? |
| [03:17.91] | You know what? I think you' re very funny. nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ jué de nǐ hěn fēng qù |
| [03:20.91] | Kudos on that hat joke. wǒ zhēn de hǎo chóng bài nǐ ó |
| [03:25.82] | But come on, guys, just give him back the hat. bié zhè yàng, liǎng wèi bǎ mào zi huán gěi tā ma |
| [03:29.39] | Why should we? wèi shí me? |
| [03:31.52] | Because it' s a special hat. yīn wèi nà shi dǐng tè bié de mào zi |
| [03:34.66] | He bought it because he was feeling down one day. yǒu yì tiān tā de xīn qíng hěn bù hǎo |
| [03:37.66] | So he got the hat... suǒ yǐ tā jiù mǎi le nà dǐng mào zi |
| [03:39.20] | ... to cheer himself up, you know? lái bāng zì jǐ dǎ qì |
| [03:42.03] | Chandler Stop talking. Stop talking now. qián dé bié shuō le, bié zài shuō le |
| [03:47.04] | Let me get this straight. You' re stealing my hat? ràng wǒ xiān gǎo qīng chǔ nǐ qiǎng le wǒ de mào zi? |
| [03:49.67] | You got a problem? nǐ kàn bu guò qu ma? |
| [03:50.88] | I just want to make sure we' re on the same page. bù, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng què dìng wǒ men dà jiā hù xiāng liǎo jiě |
| [03:56.61] | How' d the interview go? miàn shì jié guǒ zěn me yàng? |
| [03:58.72] | It bit. xùn bì le |
| [04:01.12] | It was a 50s theme restaurant. nà shi yī jiā 50 nián dài zhǔ tí de cān tīng |
| [04:03.42] | I' d have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. wǒ dé chuān xì fú zuò cài zài guì tái shàng tiào wǔ |
| [04:07.23] | I was a sous chef at Cafe des Artistes. wǒ yǐ qián shì yì shù jiā cān tīng de zhǔ chú |
| [04:10.03] | How can I take a job where I have to make LaverneandCurly Fries? wǒ shì shuō, wǒ zěn néng jiē shòu yí gè wǒ dé zuò QQ cuì shǔ de gōng zuò ne |
| [04:14.63] | Don' t do it. How can I not do it? nà jiù bié zuò a wǒ zěn me néng bù zuò ne? |
| [04:16.77] | I have 127 in the bank! wǒ yín háng lǐ miàn zhǐ shèng xià 127 kuài le |
| [04:18.80] | Monica, relax. Go get a beer. mó nī kǎ, fàng qīng sōng, qù ná píng pí jiǔ |
| [04:21.94] | I don' t want a beer. wǒ bù xiǎng hē pí jiǔ |
| [04:23.44] | Who said it was for you? shuí shuō shì gěi nǐ de? |
| [04:33.62] | What' s the matter? nǐ men liǎng gè zěn me le? |
| [04:35.12] | Some mean guys at the coffeehouse took my hat. kā fēi tīng lǐ yǒu gè è hàn qiǎng le wǒ de mào zi |
| [04:38.56] | No! You' re kidding? bú huì ba nǐ kāi wán xiào? |
| [04:40.46] | It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies. jiǎn zhí huāng táng tòu le zhèi xiē rén shì bà wáng |
| [04:43.13] | Actual bullies. shì zhēn zhèng de bà wáng |
| [04:45.30] | We' re grownups. This kind of stuff isn' t supposed to happen anymore. nǐ kàn, wǒ men shì dà rén le wǒ men bù gāi huì zài pèng shàng zhè zhǒng shì le |
| [04:52.27] | Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one. bù, děng yī xià, wǒ gū jiā guǎ rén |
| [04:58.64] | Let' s go down there and get your hat back. wǒ men yīng gāi guò qù bǎ mào zi gěi ná huí lái |
| [05:01.48] | Forget it. It' s probably stripped and sold for parts by now. suàn le ba, shuō bù dìng yǐ jīng bèi chāi chéng líng jiàn gěi mài diào le |
| [05:07.92] | I went up! What? wǒ zhǎng le shén me? |
| [05:13.42] | Do you realize that if I' d invested my 127 in myself yesterday... ruò wǒ zuó tiān bǎ wǒ de 127 yuán tóu zī zài wǒ zì jǐ shēn shàng |
| [05:17.83] | ... that l' d, like, have a lot more than that today. nà wǒ jiù huì bǐ wǒ jīn tiān yǒu qián le |
| [05:22.87] | You know what? I' m going to do it. zhī dào ma? wǒ yào fàng shǒu yī bó |
| [05:25.60] | Do what? Put all my money in me. bó shén me? ná qián tóu zī wǒ |
| [05:28.01] | You don' t know a thing about the stock market. mó nī kǎ, nǐ zài guǐ chě shén me? nǐ duì gǔ shì yī qiào bù tōng |
| [05:31.04] | What' s to know? Buy, sell. High, low. Bears, bulls. yào tōng shí me? mǎi, mài, gāo, dī, kōng tóu, duō tóu |
| [05:34.38] | Yes, Manhattan. wèi, màn hā dùn |
| [05:36.45] | Telephone number for the stock... má fán bāng wǒ chá yī xià gǔ piào |
| [05:39.12] | ... selling store. shāng diàn |
| [05:51.40] | See? I told you these pillows would be a good idea. nǐ kàn wǒ shuō yīng gāi dài zhěn tou lái shì duì de ba |
| [05:54.90] | Oh, God. tiān a |
| [05:56.90] | Here we go. jiù zhè yàng le |
| [05:59.20] | For the first time in my life, I' m gonna say," Hi, Birth Father!" wǒ jiù yào shuō chū wǒ zhè bèi zi de dì yī shēng" hāi, shēng fù" le |
| [06:03.74] | We love you. We' re here for you. Good luck. wǒ men ài nǐ, wǒ men zhī chí nǐ yī qiè shùn lì |
| [06:05.64] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [06:10.72] | Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich? ruì qiū, yào bú yào sān míng zhì? |
| [06:13.32] | What is in that? lǐ miàn yǒu shén me? |
| [06:15.05] | Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo. gǎn lǎn jiàng, huǒ tuǐ jiàng, méi měi nǎi zī |
| [06:17.49] | No, because mayo, that would make it gross. bù zài jiā měi nǎi zī jiù ě xīn le |
| [06:24.50] | Run, Phoebe, run! No, no, doggy, please! pǎo, fēi bǐ, pǎo bú yào, gǒu gǒu, bài tuō |
| [06:27.23] | I do so want to love all animals. Please, no. Back off! wǒ ài suǒ yǒu de dòng wù gěi tā gú tou, ná gú tou lái |
| [06:31.10] | You got a bone? Are you kidding? yǒu méi yǒu gú tou? kāi shén me wán xiào? |
| [06:33.37] | Look, kibbles! Bits! kàn |
| [06:36.51] | Get the hell off my leg, you yippity piece of crap! fàng kāi wǒ nǐ zhè zhǐ làn dōng xī |
| [06:46.85] | Okay. All right. We have a problem. hǎo le, wǒ men pèng shàng nán tí le |
| [06:49.85] | Why don' t you take his trampoline? nǐ wèi shí me bù ná tā de tán huáng diàn? |
| [06:57.36] | Okay, doggy, get the sandwich! gǒu gǒu, qù jiǎn sān míng zhì |
| [07:00.87] | Go get the sandwich! Good doggy. Get the sandwich! qù jiǎn sān míng zhì a, kuài diǎn |
| [07:05.04] | The dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich. qiáo yī, tā nìng kě tiǎn zì jǐ yě bù pèng nǐ de sān míng zhì |
| [07:08.94] | What does that tell you? nà gào sù nǐ shén me? |
| [07:11.31] | lf he' s not going to eat it, I will. Are you crazy? tā bù chī de huà, wǒ zì jǐ chī nǐ fēng le nǐ? |
| [07:15.25] | He' s just a little dog. tā shì xiǎo gǒu ér yǐ |
| [07:24.16] | Hey. What? hēi gàn ma? |
| [07:26.12] | Do you have to be a Century 21 realestate agent... nǐ yí dìng yào dāng fáng dì chǎn jīng jì rén |
| [07:29.13] | ... to get to wear those cool jackets? cái néng chuān zhe nà me kù de wài tào ma? |
| [07:33.60] | Do you say this stuff to girls? nǐ huì gēn nǚ shēng zhè yàng dā shàn ma? |
| [07:39.00] | Isn' t that the guy who used to wear your hat? nà bú shì nǐ mào zi de jiù zhǔ rén ma? |
| [07:42.34] | And look where they' re sitting. kàn tā men zuò zài nǎ lǐ le |
| [07:47.15] | You' re joking, right? You guys just walked through the door. nǐ zài shuō xiào ba? nǐ men cái gāng jìn mén |
| [07:51.75] | Maybe we didn' t make it clear enough. huò xǔ wǒ men shuō de bù gòu qīng chǔ |
| [07:54.15] | This couch belongs to us. zhè gè shā fā shì wǒ men de |
| [07:57.02] | I' ll tell you what, you call the couch... zhè yàng ba, nǐ men jiào yī shēng shā fā |
| [08:00.76] | ... and then we' ll call the couch... rán hòu wǒ men yě duì zhe tā jiào yī shēng |
| [08:04.76] | ... and we' ll see who it comes to. kàn tā huì dào shuí nà lǐ qù |
| [08:07.93] | You know, I keep wondering why you two are still sitting here. wǒ yī zhí bù dǒng nǐ men wèi shí me hái lài zài zhè gè dì fāng? |
| [08:11.84] | All right, that' s it. hǎo le, gòu le |
| [08:14.11] | I have had enough of this. wǒ shòu gòu zhèi xiē gǒu pì le, hǎo ma? |
| [08:16.37] | Gunther. ā gāng |
| [08:18.81] | These guys are trying to take our seat. zhè liǎng gè jiā huǒ xiǎng qiǎng wǒ men de zuò wèi |
| [08:22.71] | Fellas, these guys were here first. liǎng wèi, tā men xiān lái de |
| [08:25.18] | Oh, sorry, didn' t realize. bào qiàn, wǒ men bù zhī dào |
| [08:27.45] | There you go. hǎo le |
| [08:28.69] | Thank you, Gunther. xiè xiè, ā gāng |
| [08:33.69] | We didn' t want to have to go and do that. shì nǐ men bī wǒ men zhè me zuò de |
| [08:39.53] | You told on us? nǐ dǎ xiǎo bào gào? |
| [08:45.74] | Don' t play with his thing. I know. bié wán tā de dōng xī wǒ zhī dào |
| [08:50.37] | All right. hěn hǎo, wǒ men dào wài miàn jiě jué |
| [08:52.24] | Let' s take this outside. wǒ men dào wài miàn jiě jué |
| [08:56.41] | " Let' s take this outside?" " wǒ men dào wài miàn jiě jué" |
| [09:02.05] | Who talks like that? shuí huì zhè me shuō? |
| [09:04.56] | The guy who' s about to kick your ass talks like that. jí jiāng yào tòng biǎn nǐ men de rén huì zhè me shuō |
| [09:09.16] | You had to ask. shuí jiào nǐ duō zuǐ ne |
| [09:14.50] | Okay, okay, look. See... hǎo ba |
| [09:17.10] | ... the thing is, we' re not gonna fight you guys. wǒ men bù xiǎng yòng wǔ lì lái jiě jué |
| [09:22.27] | Here' s the deal. nà me zhè yàng hǎo le |
| [09:23.67] | You won' t have to, so long as you never ever show your faces here again. nǐ men bǎo zhèng cóng jīn yǐ hòu bù tà rù zhè jiā kā fēi tīng |
| [09:34.05] | I think you played the Gunther card too soon. nǐ tài zǎo bǎ ā gāng tái chū lái le ba |
| [09:43.13] | Hey, Pheebs, I think you' re good to go. fēi fēi, wǒ xiǎng nǐ kě yǐ shǎng qù le |
| [09:46.06] | Yeah, I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [09:49.30] | What' s the matter? yòu zěn me le? |
| [09:50.64] | I just think that this was a really bad sign. wǒ shì jué de zhè shì gè hěn bù hǎo de yù zhào |
| [09:53.70] | Like the beast at the threshold. wǒ shì shuō xiàng mén kǎn shàng de yě shòu la |
| [09:58.21] | It' s just I have no family left, except for my grandmother. wǒ yǐ jīng méi yǒu bié de qīn rén le chú le wǒ nǎi nǎi zhī wài |
| [10:03.28] | But let' s face it, she' s not gonna be around forever. kě shì miàn duì xiàn shí ba tā yòu bú huì yǒng yuǎn dōu huó zhe |
| [10:06.48] | Despite what she says. bù guǎn zěn me shuō |
| [10:09.59] | And I have a sister who I' ve barely spoken to since we shared a womb. wǒ yǒu gè chú le zài zǐ gōng lǐ miàn jī hū méi yǒu shuō guò huà de jiě jie |
| [10:15.89] | I don' t know. This is my real father... zhè shì wǒ zhēn zhèng de fù qīn |
| [10:18.16] | ... and I want things to be, like, just right. wǒ zhǐ shì yào yī qiè wán měi ma |
| [10:21.73] | I completely understand. wǒ wán quán liǎo jiě |
| [10:23.60] | Whatever you need. duì, suí nǐ yào zěn me yàng |
| [10:26.30] | Hey, you want to go home? nǐ yào huí jiā ma? |
| [10:28.34] | Okay, thanks. Sorry, again. xiè le, duì bù qǐ |
| [10:50.00] | What was that? nà shi shén me? |
| [10:56.00] | I' m guessing the threshold' s clear now. wǒ cāi xiàn zài mén kǎn méi yǒu gǒu le |
| [11:05.54] | Come on, time is money, my friend! kuài diǎn, shí jiān jiù shì jīn qián |
| [11:08.25] | Thank you! xiè xiè |
| [11:11.22] | " Time is money, my friend?" " shí jiān jiù shì jīn qián"? |
| [11:13.35] | You missed " Takes money to make money"... " shí jiān jiù shì jīn qián" |
| [11:15.69] | ... and " Don' t make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt." hái yǒu," bié bī wǒ guò qù tī nǐ de huá ěr jiē pì gǔ" |
| [11:20.26] | I made 17 before breakfast. What have you done? wǒ zǎo cān qián jiù zhuàn le shí qī kuài yé nà nǐ zuò le shén me? |
| [11:23.86] | I had breakfast here, so technically I saved 3. 50. wǒ zǎo cān zài zhè gè dì fāng chī de suǒ yǐ jì shù shàng wǒ shěng le sān kuài bàn |
| [11:28.93] | How did you make 17? nǐ zěn me zhuàn shí qī kuài de? |
| [11:30.60] | Well, my financially challenged friends... wǒ de jīng jì bái chī péng yǒu |
| [11:33.20] | ... I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY. wǒ yòng wǒ de qián fēn bié mǎi le xiē CHP gēn ZXY gǔ |
| [11:37.41] | How come those? nǐ zěn me xuǎn de? |
| [11:38.88] | Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. CHP shì yīn wèi wǒ àn liàn guò " jiā zhōu gōng lù xún jǐng" de qí pǔ |
| [11:44.55] | And ZXY because I think it sounds " zexy." ZXY nà shi tīng qǐ lái hěn" jìn" gǎn a |
| [11:48.92] | What happened to MEG? nà nǐ de MEG ne? |
| [11:51.12] | MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. MEG bāng wǒ zhuàn guò qián dàn shì bèi wǒ shuǎi le |
| [11:53.86] | My motto is," Get out before they go down." wǒ de zuò yòu míng shì zài" pí ruǎn" yǐ qián chū chǎng de |
| [11:58.30] | That is so not my motto. zhè dào bú shì wǒ de zuò fēng |
| [12:07.81] | How' s the dog? gǒu hǎo diǎn le méi? |
| [12:09.14] | Okay. I talked to the vet. People are so nice upstate. wǒ gēn shòu yī tán hǎo le niǔ yuē zhōu de rén zhēn hǎo |
| [12:12.81] | He said the little fella' s gonna be okay, and I can get him tomorrow. tā shuō nà gè xiǎo jiā huǒ bú huì yǒu wèn tí míng tiān wǒ kě yǐ qù jiē tā le |
| [12:16.65] | Good. Thank God. hǎo, hǎo jí le xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [12:18.48] | But he did have to have a bunch of stitches. kě shì tā bì xū bāng tā fèng hǎo duō zhēn |
| [12:21.45] | And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog' s ear grow back. ér qiě tā hái shuō chú fēi tiān xià hóng yǔ gǒu cái huì zài zhǎng chū ěr duǒ lái de |
| [12:26.06] | So still hoping. suǒ yǐ huán yǒu yì diǎn diǎn xī wàng |
| [12:30.63] | Now are you going to call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay? nà nǐ xiàn zài yào dǎ diàn huà gào sù nǐ bà tā de gǒu méi shì le ma? |
| [12:35.83] | I don' t want to meet my father over the phone. wǒ bù xiǎng zài diàn huà shàng gēn wǒ bà xiāng rèn |
| [12:39.60] | What will I say, " Hi, I' m the daughter you abandoned. wǒ gāi gēn tā xiān shén me ne? " wǒ shì fēi bǐ bèi nǐ pāo qì de nǚ ér" |
| [12:42.41] | Oh, by the way, I broke your dog." " duì le, wǒ zhuàng shāng le nǐ de gǒu" |
| [12:46.01] | Hey, Pheebs, if you want, I' ll do it. fēi fēi, wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ dǎ de |
| [12:50.51] | Listen, just don' t say anything about me, okay? tīng zhe, bài tuō qiān wàn bú yào tí wǒ de shì |
| [12:54.79] | Don' t... bié |
| [12:57.92] | ... be too long with the phone. jiǎng diàn huà tài jiǔ |
| [13:00.79] | She' ll be a much better friend once the market closes. gǔ shì shōu pán yǐ hòu tā huì shì gè bǐ jiào hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [13:06.93] | It' s a woman. shì gè nǚ de |
| [13:08.13] | So talk to her. nǐ gēn tā jiǎng a |
| [13:16.04] | I know where your dog is. wǒ zhī dào nǐ de gǒu zài nǎ lǐ |
| [13:19.18] | I want you to know he' ll be returned to you almost as good as new... wǒ yào nǐ zhī dào wǒ men huì zài 24 xiǎo shí zhī nèi |
| [13:24.01] | ... within 24 hours. jiāng tā jī hū wán hǎo rú chū de huán gěi nǐ |
| [13:26.02] | Goodbye. zài jiàn |
| [13:34.39] | Why the voice? Hard to say. gàn ma zhuāng shēng yīn? hěn nán jiǎng |
| [13:40.16] | Your cappuccino, sir. nǐ dí kǎ bù jī nuò lái le |
| [13:41.67] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [13:46.40] | This is better than the coffeehouse. Absolutely. zài zhè lǐ hē bǐ zài kā fēi tīng hǎo duō le duì jí le |
| [13:58.85] | How come it' s not mixing with the water? kā fēi fěn wèi shí me bù huà? |
| [14:01.52] | The package says to keep it moving. bāo zhuāng shàng shuō nǐ bì xū yào bù duàn de jiǎo bàn |
| [14:04.22] | Stir and drink, never let it settle. jiǎo bàn, hē bié ràng kā fēi tíng xià lái |
| [14:12.16] | This is ridiculous. zhè tài huāng táng le ba |
| [14:14.20] | After I get back from my niece' s christening... zhè yàng ba, děng wǒ cóng wài shēng nǚ de xǐ lǐ huí lái zhī hòu ne |
| [14:17.17] | ... I' ll go to the coffeehouse with you and we' ll have a cup of coffee. wǒ péi nǐ men liǎng gè dào zhōng yāng gōng yuán qù wǒ men hǎo hǎo de xiǎng shòu yī bēi kā fēi |
| [14:21.77] | No problem. Joey' s there. méi wèn tí de, yǒu qiáo yī zài |
| [14:29.25] | I don' t want to have to have Joey with me every time I want decent coffee. bù, wǒ bù xī wàng měi yī cì wǒ xiǎng hē yī bēi hǎo kā fēi |
| [14:34.52] | And I don' t want to drink cappuccino with a " k." wǒ yě bù xiǎng yī bèi zi hē zhè gè pái zi de pào mò kā fēi |
| [14:38.26] | I say you and I go and stand up to those guys. wǒ rèn wéi wǒ men yīng gāi huí kā fēi tīng qù yǒng gǎn de miàn duì nèi xiē rén |
| [14:41.56] | All right, hang on a second there, Custer. hǎo ba, nǐ xiān děng yī děng, jiāng jūn |
| [14:45.56] | Ross, have you ever been beaten up before? zhēn de, luó sī nǐ yǐ qián yǒu méi yǒu bèi biǎn guò? |
| [14:48.23] | Yeah, sure. yǒu a, dāng rán yǒu |
| [14:49.60] | By someone besides Monica? bèi mó nī kǎ yǐ wài de rén? méi yǒu |
| [14:53.47] | So what? suǒ yǐ ne? |
| [14:54.54] | So we get beaten up. Maybe that' s something a man has to go through. jiù suàn bèi biǎn yòu zěn me yàng? yě xǔ měi gè nán rén dōu dé jīng lì guò yī cì zhè gè |
| [14:58.78] | Like a rite of passage or something. chéng rén shì zhī lèi shén me de |
| [15:02.05] | Couldn' t we just lose our virginities again? bù néng zài shī qù yī cì tóng zhēn jiù hǎo ma? |
| [15:06.22] | Because I think actually mine' s growing back. yīn wèi wǒ xiǎng wǒ de yòu zhǎng huí lái le |
| [15:11.32] | I need 100. What? wǒ xū yào jiè 100 shén me? |
| [15:13.72] | Welcome home. huān yíng guāng lín |
| [15:17.60] | To get back in the game. When did you get out? wǒ dé huí dào chǎng shàng wán nǐ shén me shí hòu tuì chǎng de? |
| [15:20.30] | I lost it all. I lost it. bù zhī dào, wǒ péi guāng le |
| [15:23.43] | I' ve come to terms with it, you have to, too. wǒ jiē shòu shì shí le, nǐ yě de zhè yàng |
| [15:29.61] | Look, Mon, I' m really sorry. tīng zhe, mó nī kǎ, wǒ hěn yí hàn |
| [15:33.18] | Where are we on the 100? nǐ dào dǐ jiè bù jiè? |
| [15:35.11] | I don' t have it. wǒ méi qián a |
| [15:36.51] | But I need it! kě shì wǒ xū yào |
| [15:41.59] | You know, with the dancing and the costumes. nǐ zhī dào de jiù shì tiào wǔ hái yǒu chuān xì fú |
| [15:53.20] | Nobody does, honey. méi rén xiǎng, mì táng |
| [15:59.70] | Noodle! miàn miàn |
| [16:01.17] | Oh, my God. What the hell happened to my dog? lǎo tiān a, wǒ de gǒu dào dǐ zěn me le? |
| [16:05.84] | It was an accident. nà shi gè yì wài |
| [16:07.18] | And the woman who did this would never hurt a dog on purpose. ér qiě nà gè zhào shì de nǚ rén jué bú huì xù yì shāng hài yì zhī gǒu de |
| [16:10.71] | She' s a vegetarian. tā chī sù |
| [16:13.72] | Are these stitches? zhè shì shén me? fèng xiàn? |
| [16:15.12] | Yeah, eight of them. That' s 56 to him. duì, bā zhēn duì gǒu lái shuō shì 56 zhēn la |
| [16:19.62] | If it' s raining, you can' t let him look up... hái yǒu, xià yǔ de shí hòu |
| [16:22.63] | ... because that cone will fill up fast. bú yào ràng tā tái tóu tài jiǔ yīn wèi nà wán yì ér zhuāng bù liǎo duō shǎo shuǐ de |
| [16:26.66] | Thanks for bringing back what' s left of him. xiè xiè nǐ sòng tā de cán hái huí lái |
| [16:28.57] | ls Frank home? How do you know Frank? méi wèn tí, fǎ lán zài ma? nǐ zěn me rèn shi tā de? |
| [16:31.90] | Just from a long time ago. Is he here? nà shi hěn jiǔ yǐ qián de shì, tā zài ma? |
| [16:40.81] | What? shén me shì a? |
| [16:43.88] | I mean Frank Senior. wǒ shì shuō, lǎo de fǎ lán |
| [16:45.52] | He went out for groceries. tā qù mǎi rì yòng pǐn le |
| [16:47.48] | Will he be back soon? tā hěn kuài huí lái ma? |
| [16:49.22] | He left four years ago. We' re expecting him back any minute. tā sì nián qián qù de suǒ yǐ wǒ men cāi tā suí shí huì huí lái |
| [16:54.93] | I' m gonna go. nà wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [16:56.26] | I' m sorry about the dog. Everything. duì bù qǐ, guān yú guān yú nà zhǐ gǒu |
| [16:58.83] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [17:00.60] | Hey, lady! xiǎo jiě |
| [17:02.10] | Hey, wait up! děng yī xià |
| [17:08.44] | How do you know my dad? Well, I don' t really. nǐ zěn me rèn shi wǒ lǎo bà de? wǒ bù rèn shi tā |
| [17:12.24] | Just genetically. jī yīn shàng rèn de |
| [17:15.58] | He' s kind of my dad too. tā yě suàn shì wǒ lǎo bà ba |
| [17:18.35] | Heavy. bù dé le |
| [17:21.79] | So did he ever talk about me... Phoebe? tā yǒu méi yǒu tí guò wǒ fēi bǐ? |
| [17:25.72] | No, but he didn' t really talk about anything. méi yǒu, bù guò tā yī xiàng chén mò shì jīn la |
| [17:30.53] | Except stilts. chú le gāo qiáo |
| [17:33.06] | Stilts? Yeah, he loved stilts. gāo qiáo? duì a, tā ài gāo qiáo |
| [17:35.80] | One time, I was upstairs stealing cigarettes out of my mom' s purse... yǒu yī cì wǒ zài lóu shàng, zhèng zài tōu wǒ mā pí bāo lǐ miàn dí xiāng yān shí |
| [17:40.37] | ... and all of a sudden I look over... tū rán jiān wǒ zhāng wàng le yī xià |
| [17:47.64] | He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving... tā liǎn shàng mǎn shì xiào yì dì xiàng wǒ huī le yī huī shǒu |
| [17:50.91] | ... because he was happiest when he was on his stilts. yīn wèi tā cǎi gāo qiáo de shí hòu jiù shì tā zuì gāo xìng de shí hòu le |
| [17:58.39] | I don' t know what to do with that. wǒ gēn běn bú huì cǎi nà wán yì ér |
| [18:00.66] | Me neither. wǒ yě shì |
| [18:05.43] | So are you, like, my big sister? suǒ yǐ nǐ shì wǒ jiě jie? |
| [18:08.90] | This is huge. You can buy me beer! zhēn bù dé le, nǐ kě yǐ qǐng wǒ hē pí jiǔ |
| [18:12.80] | I' m not gonna. wǒ bú yào |
| [18:15.14] | But you know what' s cool? If you had a friend named Pete, I could say... zhī dào zěn me yàng zuì kù ma? rú guǒ nǐ yǒu gè péng yǒu jiào zuò bǐ dé |
| [18:19.11] | ... " I know Pete. He' s friends with my brother." nà wǒ jiù kě shuō" bǐ dé, wǒ rèn de tā shì wǒ dì di de péng yǒu" |
| [18:22.41] | I got a friend named Mark. That' ll work too. wǒ yǒu gè péng yǒu jiào mǎ kè nà yě kě yǐ a |
| [18:25.52] | Cool. All right. kù, hǎo |
| [18:27.45] | So maybe, you know, I could give you a call sometime. huò xǔ gǎi tiān wǒ kě yǐ dǎ gè diàn huà gěi nǐ |
| [18:32.46] | We could talk or something. wǒ men kě yǐ hǎo hǎo liáo liáo huò shén me de |
| [18:34.32] | Yeah, that' d be okay. All right. hǎo a, nà huì hěn hǎo hǎo |
| [18:36.83] | I' m in the book. diàn huà bù shàng yǒu wǒ de diàn huà |
| [18:43.10] | So stilts, huh? nà gāo qiáo? |
| [18:45.80] | If you want, I can show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter. nǐ yào de huà, wǒ kě yǐ dài nǐ qù kàn tā tóu zhuàng dào pái shuǐ guǎn de nà gè dì fāng |
| [19:00.52] | How long does coffee take? Would you come on? Come on! yī bēi kā fēi dào dǐ yào zhǔ duō jiǔ? kuài diǎn? kuài diǎn ya |
| [19:05.89] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [19:18.50] | There we go. I think we proved our point. hǎo le, hē wán le wǒ xiǎng wǒ men zhèng míng liǎo |
| [19:23.17] | You burn your mouth? Cannot feel my tongue. tàng dào zuǐ le méi yǒu? shé tou méi gǎn jué le |
| [19:30.51] | Bullies! Big bullies! bà wáng, dà bà wáng |
| [19:32.65] | Look who' s here. It' s the weenies. kàn kàn shuí lái le? shì dǎn xiǎo guǐ men |
| [19:37.49] | Did we not make ourselves clear the other day? wǒ men nà tiān jiǎng dé bù gòu qīng chǔ shì bú shì? |
| [19:40.42] | That' s why we' re here. suǒ yǐ wǒ men cái lái |
| [19:42.06] | Yes, we' re standing our ground. duì, wǒ men zài jiān shǒu lì chǎng |
| [19:44.90] | Apparently. nǐ yě kàn de chū lái ba |
| [19:47.06] | Let' s do this already. shǎo shuō fèi huà le |
| [19:48.87] | You got a weapon? nǐ nà shi shén me? wǔ qì? |
| [19:51.07] | A nice watch. I don' t want to break it on your ribs. yì zhī hǎo biǎo wǒ bù xiǎng zài chuí nǐ de shí hòu nòng huài tā |
| [19:54.07] | All right, let' s do this. lái ba, lái ya |
| [19:57.11] | Question: If I don' t care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon? wǒ yǒu wèn tí, ruò wǒ bù zài hu wǒ de biǎo wǒ kě yǐ ná xià lái dāng wǔ qì ma? |
| [20:02.01] | What do you mean? It' s sharp, it' s metal. shén me yì sī? zhè hěn lì, shì jīn shǔ zuò de |
| [20:04.38] | I think I can do some serious damage with it. wǒ xiǎng zhè kě yǐ yòng lái fā huī hěn dà de shā shāng lì |
| [20:11.39] | Or your keys. huò yào shi |
| [20:13.89] | Here' s what we' ll do. tīng wǒ shuō, zhè yàng hǎo le |
| [20:15.59] | We' ll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. bǎ suǒ yǒu de yào shi hé shǒu biǎo dōu fàng zài zhè gè mào zi lǐ miàn bǎi zài nà li |
| [20:19.43] | All right? hǎo ma? |
| [20:22.47] | All right, come on, man. Let' s do it! hǎo le, lái ba |
| [20:25.27] | Before I forget, are we hitting faces? chèn wǒ hái jì de, liǎn kě yǐ dǎ ma? |
| [20:29.07] | Of course. Why wouldn' t you hit faces? dāng rán kě yǐ dǎ, liǎn wèi hé bù néng dǎ? |
| [20:31.11] | I have to work on Monday. I have a big presentation. yīn wèi wǒ xīng qī yī hái dé shàng bān wǒ dé shàng tái shuō huà |
| [20:35.61] | Actually, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow... wǒ míng tiān yào dài rén qù kàn fáng zi |
| [20:38.82] | ... and this nofaces thing might not be a bad idea. suǒ yǐ bù dǎ liǎn zhè mǎ zǐ shì dǎo shì mǎn hǎo de zhǔ yì |
| [20:43.39] | Nothing from the neck up. bó zi yǐ shàng bù zhǔn dǎ |
| [20:46.66] | Or the waist down. huò yāo bù yǐ xià |
| [20:49.26] | Dana' s ovulating. Really? You guys trying again? dài nà zài pái luǎn qī zhēn de? nǐ men yòu zài shì le? |
| [20:53.43] | Let me get this straight. We' re talking about the middle? hǎo ba, ràng wǒ xiān gǎo qīng chǔ wǒ men zhǐ néng gòu dǎ zhòng jiān de bù fèn ma? |
| [20:56.73] | Come on! lái ya |
| [20:58.00] | You want a piece of this? I' m standing here! nǐ men yào dǎ zhè biān? hái shì dǎ zhè biān? |
| [21:03.51] | Those guys are taking our stuff! nǐ men kàn, wǒ men dōng xī bèi tōu le |
| [21:10.45] | God, that was amazing. That was incredible. tiān a, nà zhēn shì bù kě sī |
| [21:13.02] | You guys kicked butt! Us? What about you guys? nǐ men hǎo lì hài wǒ men? nà nǐ men ne? |
| [21:16.12] | You really gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. nǐ men zhēn de gěi le nà gè lǎo zéi yán sè qiáo le |
| [21:19.19] | He was a big guy. Yeah, he was, wasn' t he? nà jiā huǒ zhǎng de hǎo zhuàng a méi cuò, bú shì ma? |
| [21:22.13] | I wouldn' t know, having missed everything. shì ya, wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ quán cuò guò le |
| [21:24.43] | Don' t do that to yourself. bú yào tài kē zé zì jǐ le |
| [21:26.66] | Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl' s jump rope. wǒ men bù guǎn shuí dōu kě yǐ bèi nà gè xiǎo nǚ hái de tiào shéng gěi bàn dǎo |
| [21:32.77] | So listen, guys... duì le, liǎng wèi, nà wǒ men |
| [21:36.81] | ... are we okay here? méi shì le ba? |
| [21:40.38] | We' re okay. méi shì le |
| [21:42.05] | So can I have my hat back? nà mào zi kě yǐ huán gěi wǒ le ma? |
| [22:00.40] | Oh, my God. Look at her. kàn kàn tā |
| [22:03.30] | Hi, Monica! mó nī kǎ |
| [22:05.70] | How' s it going? shùn lì ma? |
| [22:07.14] | Hey, nice boobs. hǎo měi dí bō |
| [22:30.89] | Excellent. tài bàng le |
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