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Here you go, Pheebs. fēi bǐ, lái |
| [00:10.-3] |
That' s okay. I' m not having one. suàn le bú yào le |
| [00:15.-3] |
All right. I' ll have one. hǎo wǒ yào yí kuài |
| [00:18.-3] |
So you need a dentist? I' ve got a good one. nǐ yào zhǎo yá yī ma? wǒ rèn shi yí gè hǎo yī shēng |
| [03:26.-4] |
... or that can fall on you... huò shì huì diào xià lái de dōng xī |
| [03:52.-1] |
They painted over the word " sapien," for one thing. tā men tú gǎi le biāo tí |
| [05:00.-1] |
You wanna show Rachel? Come here. yào bú yào wán gěi ruì qiū kàn? guò lái |
| [05:02.-1] |
You wanna do something fun? Okay. nǐ xiǎng wán hǎo wán de? hǎo |
| [09:34.-4] |
Oh, isn' t it fun? Look at that! hěn hǎo wán ba? nǐ kàn |
| [10:30.-2] |
Joey told me. He saw you two kissing. qiáo yī shuō de, tā kàn dào nǐ men jiē wěn |
| [10:44.-3] |
Oh, I' m sorry, honey. I' m so, so.... duì bù qǐ, wǒ fēi cháng fēi cháng |
| [13:55.-4] |
... for no reason when we get Chinese food? yòu bù zhī dào wèi shí me |
| [13:59.-4] |
Well, now we got a reason. xiàn zài yǒu yòng le |
| [14:39.-3] |
And now I can' t even return them, because she choked on the receipt! xiàn zài lián tuì dōu bù néng tuì yīn wèi shōu jù bèi tā yǎo làn le |
| [14:46.-3] |
What are you gonna do? nǐ yào zěn me bàn? |
| [16:21.-3] |
You just have to watch them all the time. bù guò nǐ dé suí shí dīng zhe |
| [16:44.-4] |
I was just playing with him, and we were doing the " Alphabet Song"... wǒ gāng cái zài péi tā wán wǒ men chàng le" zì mǔ gē" |
| [21:51.-4] |
And love ài rén a |
| [00:03.52] |
Who wants one of my special homebaked brownies? shuí yào chī wǒ de tè zhì bù lǎng ní? |
| [00:06.35] |
I' ll have one. wǒ yào yí kuài |
| [00:12.72] |
No, no. It' s just my tooth. bú shì, shì wǒ yá tòng |
| [00:20.70] |
Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can' t see him. xiè le, wǒ yě rèn shi yí gè zhǐ shì wǒ bù néng jiàn tā |
| [00:25.20] |
See, that is the problem with invisible dentists. zhè jiù shì yǐn xíng yá yī de wèn tí |
| [00:29.81] |
Why can' t you go to him? nǐ wèi shí me bù néng qù zhǎo tā? |
| [00:31.31] |
Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies. yīn wèi wǒ měi cì qù kàn yá yī jiù huì yǒu rén sǐ |
| [00:37.48] |
That' s so weird. Every time I go to the dentist... zhēn guǐ yì, wǒ měi cì qù kàn yá yī |
| [00:40.55] |
... I look down the hygienist' s blouse. dōu huì tōu kàn yī shēng de xiōng kǒu |
| [00:46.19] |
What? shén me? |
| [00:47.56] |
First it was my Aunt Mary. dì yī cì shì mǎ lì ā yí |
| [00:49.43] |
And then there was John, my mailman. rán hòu shì wǒ de yóu chāi yuē hàn |
| [00:52.10] |
And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob. rán hòu shì wǒ de niú zǎi péng yǒu ài bài nuò bā bó |
| [00:55.93] |
And all these people actually died? zhèi xiē rén zhēn de dōu sǐ le? |
| [00:58.34] |
Yes. While I was in the chair. duì, dāng wǒ zuò zài zhěn liáo yǐ shàng shí |
| [01:00.67] |
That' s why I take care of my teeth. It' s not about oral hygiene. suǒ yǐ wǒ dōu zì jǐ bǎo jiàn yá chǐ bú shì wèi le kǒu qiāng wèi shēng |
| [01:04.14] |
I floss to save lives. wǒ yòng yá xiàn shì wèi le jiù rén |
| [01:07.18] |
Come on, you didn' t kill anybody. bài tuō, nǐ méi yǒu shā rén |
| [01:09.28] |
These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. zhǐ shì zhèi xiē rén sǐ de shí hòu nǐ gāng hǎo qù kàn yá yī |
| [01:13.15] |
It' s just a coincidence. zhè zhǐ shì qiǎo hé |
| [01:14.82] |
Tell that to them. Oh, you can' t! They' re dead! nǐ qù gào sù tā men a, bù xíng, tā men sǐ le |
| [01:19.42] |
The One With the Giant Poking Device běn jí bō chū:" sǐ bù sǐ yǒu guān xì" |
| [02:06.60] |
" zhōng yāng gōng yuán" |
| [02:09.11] |
Thanks, Gunther. ā gān, xiè le |
| [02:11.64] |
Can I get a napkin too? kě yǐ gěi yī zhāng zhǐ jīn ma? |
| [02:13.31] |
Oh, like you don' t already have everything. nǐ hái bù gòu chèn xīn rú yì ma? |
| [02:21.42] |
You' re in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go. nǐ tòng de hěn lì hài, qù kàn yá yī ba |
| [02:25.16] |
Fine. But if you' re my next victim... hǎo, dàn rú guǒ nǐ shì xià yī míng shòu hài zhě |
| [02:27.36] |
... don' t come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set. bié huà shēn chéng lì guǐ pǎo huí lái bǎ wǒ xī jìn diàn shì lǐ |
| [02:31.76] |
I promise. bǎo zhèng bú huì |
| [02:32.90] |
Although, don' t feel like you can' t visit. dàn hái shì huān yíng nǐ lái zhǎo wǒ |
| [02:37.37] |
Hey, is Chandler here? qián dé zài ma? |
| [02:41.24] |
No. No, he' s not. bù zài |
| [02:44.24] |
You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her exhusband. qiáo yī kàn dào zhēn nī sī qīn tā de qián fū |
| [02:49.15] |
What? shén me? |
| [02:50.42] |
What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler? nǐ yào zěn me bàn? yào zěn me gào sù qián dé? |
| [02:53.65] |
I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be... wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng zhè jiàn shì zuì hǎo de bàn fǎ jiù shì |
| [02:57.09] |
... to not. bú yào shuō |
| [02:59.06] |
Joey, if you know about this, you have to tell him. qiáo yī, jì rán nǐ zhī dào le jiù dé gào sù tā |
| [03:02.43] |
It' ll kill him. It' ll just kill him. nà tā jiù wán le, zhēn de wán le |
| [03:04.93] |
Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I' ll kill him. děng wǒ qù kàn yá yī ba huò xǔ wǒ huì ràng tā wán le |
| [03:13.34] |
I think Naked Guy' s using a hammock. It' s like a PlayDoh fat factory. chǒu luǒ nán zài shuì diào chuáng hǎo xiàng zhū ròu gōng chǎng ō |
| [03:19.21] |
I' m going to the dentist. So listen... wǒ yào qù kàn yá yī le, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [03:21.68] |
... just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into... xiǎo xīn huì ràng nǐ men diào jìn qù de dōng xī |
| [03:28.79] |
... or.... huò shì |
| [03:30.12] |
All right, just look out! zǒng zhī yào xiǎo xīn |
| [03:33.73] |
And I also just want to.... wǒ hái xiǎng yào |
| [03:36.03] |
I just want to tell you all that.... wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gào sù nǐ men |
| [03:44.54] |
I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours. wǒ yǒu yí gè má fán wǒ dé qù máng shàng jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
| [03:47.87] |
Some kids messed up the Homo sapien display. yǒu yī xiē xiǎo hái dà nào zhì rén zhǎn lǎn yǔ tóng xìng liàn tóng zì |
| [03:50.81] |
What did they do? zěn me gè nào fǎ? |
| [03:56.05] |
Then they rearranged the figures. Let' s just leave it at that. rán hòu yòu bǎ rén ǒu chóng xīn pái liè zhè gè jiù bù shuō le |
| [04:01.32] |
Do you want me to watch Ben for you? yào wǒ bāng nǐ zhào gù bān ma? |
| [04:03.52] |
That' s what I was gonna ask. Thank you. wǒ zhèng yào bài tuō nǐ, xiè xiè |
| [04:05.72] |
Wait, hello! What about me? děng yī xià, ràng wǒ lái rú hé? |
| [04:07.89] |
You. You want to watch Ben? nǐ! nǐ xiǎng zhào gù bān? |
| [04:15.73] |
That would be great! I just asked Monica... tài hǎo le wǒ bài tuō mó nī kǎ shì yīn wèi |
| [04:18.47] |
... because I know how empty her life is. tā de shēng huó hěn kōng xū |
| [04:26.11] |
I got a science question. wǒ yǒu gè kē xué wèn tí |
| [04:27.91] |
If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, " homo" sapiens... rú guǒ zhì rén zhēn de shì" tóng zhì" rén |
| [04:35.00] |
... is that why they' re extinct? suǒ yǐ cái huì jué zhǒng ma? |
| [04:40.43] |
Joey, Homo sapiens are people. qiáo yī, zhì rén jiù shì rén |
| [04:43.90] |
Hey, I' m not judging. wǒ méi yǒu pī píng de yì sī |
| [04:48.13] |
Look, Benny! Spoon! xiǎo bān, nǐ kàn, tāng chí |
| [04:50.64] |
Spoon! tāng chí |
| [04:53.94] |
Come on. All right, you know what? I think he' s bored. wǒ kàn tā jué de hěn wú liáo |
| [04:57.51] |
Here. You wanna play the airplane game? lái, yào bú yào wán zuò fēi jī? |
| [05:15.46] |
You' re so brave. You' re so brave! Yes, you are. nǐ zuì yǒng gǎn le, zuì zuì yǒng gǎn le |
| [05:18.76] |
You' re so brave. You' re okay. méi shì le |
| [05:20.83] |
He' s fine. Let' s just put him down. tā méi shì, bǎ tā fàng xià |
| [05:23.27] |
Come here, babe. Yes, you' re such a good boy. bǎo bèi, guò lái, nǐ hǎo guāi |
| [05:26.34] |
How could you do that to him?! Ross trusted me! What' s he gonna say? nǐ zěn me kě yǐ zhuàng dào tā? luó sī hěn xìn rèn wǒ, tā huì zěn me shuō? |
| [05:30.78] |
Nothing, because we' re not telling him. bú huì de, wǒ men bú huì gào sù tā |
| [05:33.01] |
We' re not? No. bú huì ma? bú huì |
| [05:34.21] |
All right, I like that. zhè yàng hǎo |
| [05:37.12] |
So we' re okay. We' re okay, aren' t we? nǐ méi shì, nǐ méi shì duì ba? |
| [05:39.45] |
No, we' re not okay. There' s a bump. bù, nǐ yǒu shì, zhè lǐ zhǒng qǐ lái le |
| [05:41.85] |
What bump? shén me zhǒng qǐ lái? |
| [05:43.22] |
Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in! tiān na, bǎ tā yā xià qù! |
| [05:46.02] |
I cannot push it in! wǒ bù néng bǎ tā yā xià qù |
| [05:49.56] |
Okay, we' re gonna need a distraction. hǎo, wǒ men dé fēn sǎn zhù yì lì hǎo |
| [05:51.86] |
That' s it. jiù shì zhè yàng hǎo |
| [05:53.30] |
I got it! wǒ zhī dào le hǎo |
| [05:54.63] |
The second Ross walks in... luó sī yī zǒu jìn lái |
| [05:56.47] |
... take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do... nǐ jiù lā tā jìn fáng jiān shǐ chū hún shēn xiè shù |
| [05:59.40] |
... that makes him go " rheeeee!" ràng tā kuài huó |
| [06:03.31] |
Or... huò zhě |
| [06:06.31] |
... we could put a hat on his head. wǒ men yě kě yǐ bāng tā dài mào zi |
| [06:08.51] |
A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat? mào zi! méi cuò, wǒ men xū yào mào zi yào qù nǎ lǐ zhǎo xiǎo mào zi? |
| [06:13.52] |
I' ll get Rainy Day Bear! wǒ qù ná yǔ tiān xiǎo xióng |
| [06:15.32] |
Because he' ll know what to do? yīn wèi tā yǒu bàn fǎ? |
| [06:18.02] |
Oh, my God. You' re a genius! tiān na, nǐ zhēn shì tiān cái |
| [06:19.92] |
It' s kind of sewn on. hǎo xiàng fèng sǐ le |
| [06:21.89] |
Give it. Give it. ná lái hǎo |
| [06:28.00] |
It' s just like a bloodbath in here today! jīn tiān zhè lǐ zhēn shì xuè xīng a |
| [06:36.27] |
Hey, hold on a second. Hold on a second. děng yī xià |
| [06:40.24] |
Do you think these pearls are nice? nǐ jué de zhè chuàn zhēn zhū piào liàng ma? |
| [06:42.88] |
I' d prefer a mountain bike. wǒ bǐ jiào xǐ huān dēng shān chē |
| [06:46.05] |
Janice' s birthday' s coming. I wanna get her something special. zhēn nī sī de shēng rì kuài dào le wǒ xiǎng sòng tā tè bié de lǐ wù |
| [06:50.86] |
Come in here with me. Wait! péi wǒ jìn qù màn zhe |
| [06:55.53] |
You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers. nǐ xiǎng lái diǎn tè bié de? sòng huā ma |
| [06:58.26] |
Get her candy. Get her gum. Girls love gum. sòng táng, sòng kǒu xiāng táng nǚ shēng dōu xǐ huān kǒu xiāng táng |
| [07:01.37] |
That' s a good idea. " Dear Janice: Have a HubbaBubba birthday." hǎo zhǔ yì," qīn ài de zhēn nī sī zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè de mào pào" |
| [07:06.37] |
I' d like to get her something serious. wǒ xiǎng sòng yī fèn yán sù de lǐ wù |
| [07:09.11] |
You want something serious. nǐ yào yán sù de dōng xī |
| [07:11.44] |
You know what you should do? You should get her one of those... zhī dào ma? nǐ yīng gāi sòng |
| [07:14.81] |
... barium enemas. guàn cháng jì |
| [07:18.62] |
Those are dead serious. nà gè yán sù de yào mìng |
| [07:20.79] |
Look, I' m gonna go in here. And you don' t buy me anything, ever! wǒ yào jìn qù nǐ yǐ hòu bú yào sòng dōng xī gěi wǒ |
| [07:25.46] |
You can' t! You can' t. You can' t buy her pearls. bù xíng! nǐ bù néng sòng tā zhēn zhū xiàng liàn |
| [07:28.26] |
You just can' t, you can' t, you can' t! bù xíng, bù xíng, bù xíng |
| [07:30.90] |
Why not? wèi shí me bù xíng? |
| [07:34.13] |
Oh, God. tiān na |
| [07:37.27] |
Here' s the thing. shì zhè yàng de |
| [07:39.74] |
This is the thing. Okay, the thing is shì zhè yàng de |
| [07:41.84] |
What is the thing? shì zěn yàng? hǎo |
| [07:44.84] |
I went down to the Mattress King' s showroom... wǒ nà tiān qù chuáng diàn dài wáng de mài chǎng |
| [07:48.28] |
... and I saw Janice kissing her exhusband. kàn dào zhēn nī sī zài qīn tā de qián fū |
| [07:53.08] |
What? shén me? |
| [07:54.69] |
They were in his office. tā men zài tā de bàn gōng shì lǐ |
| [07:59.52] |
She wouldn' t do that. She' s with me. tā bú huì qīn tā de, tā gēn wǒ zài yì qǐ |
| [08:02.69] |
I' m telling you, I saw it. shì zhēn de, wǒ qīn yǎn kàn dào |
| [08:04.50] |
Well, you' re wrong. You' re wrong. nǐ kàn cuò le, nǐ cuò le |
| [08:06.63] |
I' m not wrong. wǒ méi yǒu kàn cuò |
| [08:08.33] |
I wish I was. wǒ bā bù dé wǒ kàn cuò le |
| [08:12.30] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [08:17.94] |
Bet that barium enema doesn' t sound so bad now. xiàn zài jué de sòng guàn cháng jì bù cuò ba? |
| [08:23.15] |
It makes more sense as an ensemble. And it takes the focus off the hat. chuān zhěng tào bǐ jiào bù qí guài yě miǎn de mào zi tài xiǎn yǎn |
| [08:29.05] |
Oh! You' re alive! You' re alive! nǐ men hái huó zhe! |
| [08:33.46] |
I promised you no one would die, didn' t l? wǒ bú shì bǎo zhèng guò méi yǒu rén huì sǐ? |
| [08:36.19] |
We' ll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know? dāi huì jiù zhī dào le jiè wǒ dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ rèn shi de rén |
| [08:39.86] |
Sure. We have no money. Go ahead. nǐ yòng ba, wǒ men méi qián, qǐng biàn |
| [08:43.90] |
Hey, you' re not dead! Okay, see you. wèi, nǐ méi sǐ! hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [08:49.34] |
Monica. mó nī kǎ |
| [08:51.34] |
Oh, my God! He just said my name! tiān na, tā jiào wǒ de míng zì |
| [08:54.05] |
Did you hear that? nǐ tīng dào le ma? |
| [08:56.51] |
Monica bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [09:01.62] |
Okay, I heard that. wǒ tīng dào le |
| [09:04.22] |
Did he just say," Monica bang"? tā shì bú shì shuō" mó nī kǎ, pēng"? |
| [09:06.59] |
Oh, my God! He' s gonna rat me out! tiān na, tā yào gào wǒ de mì |
| [09:10.09] |
Monica bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [09:13.20] |
Sweetie, you need to stop saying that now. xiǎo guāi guāi, nǐ bù néng zài shuō le |
| [09:16.70] |
It' s no big deal. It' s not even worth mentioning. méi shén me dà bù liǎo de gēn běn bù zhí de yī tí |
| [09:19.44] |
You see? We all do it all the time. dǒng ma? wǒ men jīng cháng zhuàng lái zhuàng qù |
| [09:21.74] |
See? Watch this. dǒng ma? kàn wǒ de |
| [09:25.08] |
Monica bang! Everybody bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng, dà jiā, pēng |
| [09:28.25] |
Ben bang! bān, pēng |
| [09:29.48] |
Rachel bang! ruì qiū, pēng |
| [09:31.38] |
Bang, Rachel! Bang! pēng, ruì qiū, pēng |
| [09:36.92] |
We all do it! dà jiā dōu zài pēng |
| [09:38.42] |
Okay, I' m stopping now. Are you okay? wǒ bù zhuàng le nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [09:41.36] |
You know, if it' s not a headboard, it' s just not worth it. rú guǒ bú shì chuáng tóu bǎn, gēn běn bù zhí de |
| [09:56.11] |
How' s my Bingaling? wǒ de xiǎo bīn bīn hǎo ma? |
| [10:02.21] |
I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [10:04.08] |
You tell me. nǐ shuō ne? |
| [10:06.48] |
Anything you want to tell me? nǐ yǒu huà yào duì wǒ shuō ma? |
| [10:09.72] |
Because if you.... You should yīn wèi yào shì nǐ nǐ yīng gāi |
| [10:11.62] |
You would tell me. nǐ huì gào sù wǒ |
| [10:15.33] |
Why are your eyes so wide? nǐ wèi shí me dèng zhuó yǎn jīng? |
| [10:18.90] |
You tell me. nǐ shuō ne? |
| [10:21.10] |
Maybe it' s because I was just fooling around with my ex. yě xǔ shì yīn wèi wǒ hé jiù qíng rén gǎo zài yì qǐ |
| [10:24.47] |
Oh, no. That was you! bù bù bù, bù bù bù, nà shi nǐ! |
| [10:26.64] |
Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [10:27.84] |
All right! How did you know? hěn hǎo nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [10:32.41] |
In the park? zài gōng yuán lǐ? |
| [10:35.01] |
No. In his office. How many kisses were there? bú shì, zài tā de bàn gōng shì nǐ men qīn le jǐ cì? |
| [10:38.08] |
Just those two! jiù nà liǎng cì |
| [10:39.35] |
Why? wèi shí me? |
| [10:41.00] |
Why was there kissing? There should be no kissing! wèi shí me jiē wěn? nǐ men bù gāi jiē wěn de |
| [10:47.86] |
I' m so, so sorry. I just.... wǒ fēi cháng bào qiàn, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [10:52.03] |
What happened was l.... I can' t breathe. qí shí shì wǒ chuǎn bu guò qì lái |
| [10:55.10] |
Can you get me a bag or something? kě yǐ gěi wǒ yí gè dài zi ma? |
| [10:58.70] |
Here. Here. ná qù |
| [11:04.94] |
It' s the receipt. shì shōu jù |
| [11:06.04] |
I' ll take it. gěi wǒ |
| [11:08.78] |
Look, I' ve got to know. tīng zhe, wǒ yí dìng yào zhī dào |
| [11:13.45] |
Are you finished with me? nǐ gēn wǒ jié shù le ma? |
| [11:17.82] |
Are you finished with him? nǐ gēn tā jié shù le ma? |
| [11:23.69] |
Do you still love him? nǐ hái ài tā? |
| [11:28.87] |
Do you still love me? nǐ hái ài wǒ? |
| [11:32.40] |
All right, look... hǎo, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [11:34.74] |
... I' m gonna need an actual answer here, okay? wǒ xū yào míng què de dá àn, hǎo ma? |
| [11:37.51] |
So which is it? nǐ xuǎn nǎ yī ge? |
| [11:40.81] |
Him or me? tā hái shì wǒ? |
| [11:51.26] |
I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [11:55.49] |
Okay, if you' re alive, you answer your phone! yào shì nǐ hái huó zhe, qǐng jiē diàn huà |
| [12:04.50] |
Okay, Ben, I won' t tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner... bān, wǒ bú huì gào sù bà bà nǐ zài wǎn cān qián chī bīng |
| [12:09.11] |
... if you won' t tell him about our little bonking incident. nǐ yě bù néng shuō chū nà gè xiǎo xiǎo de yì wài |
| [12:13.08] |
Number one, I don' t think Ben understands the concept of bribery. dì yī, bān yīng gāi bù dǒng shén me shì huì lù |
| [12:16.68] |
And number two, I dì èr, wǒ |
| [12:20.75] |
What? zěn me le? |
| [12:21.85] |
You said " number two." nǐ shuō" dì èr" |
| [12:27.06] |
I also said " number one." wǒ yě shuō le dì yī |
| [12:29.29] |
I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [12:33.16] |
Hey, everyone! dà jiā hǎo |
| [12:34.47] |
How' s my little boy? wǒ de guāi ér zi hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [12:36.80] |
He' s perfect. Aren' t you, Ben? tā hǎo de hěn duì bú duì, bān? |
| [12:38.70] |
He' s never been better. What did you do, take him whaling? tā hǎo dé bù dé le nǐ men dài tā qù bǔ jīng ma? |
| [12:44.58] |
Monica. mó nī kǎ |
| [12:45.84] |
Oh, my God! He just said your name! That' s great! Good job, Ben! tiān na, tā shuō le nǐ de míng zì tài bàng le, gàn dé hǎo |
| [12:51.18] |
Monica bang! mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [12:53.75] |
That' s right. méi cuò |
| [12:55.00] |
That' s what I' d sound like if I exploded. nà jiù shì wǒ bào zhà de shēng yīn |
| [12:59.82] |
The curse is broken! I called everybody I know... zǔ zhòu jiě chú le wǒ lián luò le suǒ yǒu rèn shi de rén |
| [13:02.59] |
... and everyone is alive! dà jiā dōu huó zhe |
| [13:09.77] |
Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. chǒu luǒ nán yī dòng yě bù dòng |
| [13:18.78] |
My God, I killed another one! tiān na, wǒ yòu shā le yí ge rén |
| [13:20.75] |
The curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big. zǔ zhòu biàn qiáng le nà me pàng de rén yě hài de sǐ |
| [13:25.05] |
Maybe he' s just taking a nap. yě xǔ tā zhǐ shì zài shuì jiào |
| [13:27.22] |
I' m telling you, he hasn' t moved since this morning. cuò bù liǎo de tā cóng zǎo shàng kāi shǐ jiù méi dòng guò |
| [13:30.02] |
We should call somebody. wǒ men yīng gāi qiú yuán |
| [13:31.72] |
Tell them the naked guy we stare at isn' t moving? shuō wǒ men zài tōu kuī de luǒ nán bù dòng le? |
| [13:35.13] |
We' ve got to find out if he' s alive. wǒ men dé nòng qīng chǔ tā de sǐ huó |
| [13:37.60] |
How are we gonna do that? There' s no way. zěn me nòng qīng chǔ? gēn běn méi bàn fǎ |
| [13:40.20] |
Well, there is one way. yǒu yí gè bàn fǎ |
| [13:42.13] |
His window' s open. I say... tā de chuāng zi kāi zhe, wǒ jiàn yì |
| [13:45.14] |
... we poke him. wǒ men chuō tā |
| [13:52.28] |
You know how we save all those chopsticks... wǒ men měi cì jiào zhōng guó cài dōu huì liú kuài zi |
| [14:02.15] |
What? zěn me yòng? |
| [14:03.32] |
We' re fashioning a very long poking device. wǒ men yào zuò yí gè hěn zhǎng de tàn cè qì |
| [14:08.29] |
All right. hǎo |
| [14:12.40] |
Hey, what' s the matter? nǐ zěn me le? |
| [14:17.10] |
I talked to Janice. wǒ gēn zhēn nī sī tán guò le |
| [14:19.14] |
Oh, my God. Is she going back to him? tiān na, tā yào huí dào tā shēn biān ma? |
| [14:22.47] |
She doesn' t know. tā bù zhī dào |
| [14:24.34] |
Says she loves us both. tā shuō tā liǎng gè dōu ài |
| [14:27.58] |
I woke up this morning, I was in love. zǎo shàng xǐng lái shí, wǒ zài liàn ài |
| [14:30.51] |
I was happy! wǒ hěn kuài lè |
| [14:33.85] |
It serves me right for buying that 12pack of condoms. nà shí èr gè bǎo xiǎn tào mǎi dé jué bù yuān wǎng |
| [14:51.04] |
I don' t know. bù zhī dào |
| [14:53.60] |
You know? What would you do? nǐ huì zěn me bàn? |
| [14:58.04] |
It doesn' t matter what I' d do. wǒ de zuò fǎ bù zhòng yào |
| [15:00.01] |
Come on. Come on. Tell me. bié zhè yàng shuō ma |
| [15:04.68] |
All right... hǎo ba |
| [15:07.65] |
... you probably won' t want to hear this... zhè zhǒng huà nǐ bā chéng bù ài tīng, dàn shì |
| [15:12.79] |
... but if it was me, and this is just me... rú guǒ shì wǒ zhè chún shǔ gè rén yì jiàn |
| [15:16.66] |
... I' d bow out. wǒ huì tuì chū |
| [15:17.73] |
What? shén me? |
| [15:21.20] |
What are you talking about? nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:26.30] |
They have a kid together... tā men yǒu yí gè hái zi |
| [15:28.24] |
... you know? nǐ dǒng ma? |
| [15:30.91] |
They' re, like, a family. tā men shì yī jiā rén |
| [15:33.64] |
And if, I don' t know... yào shì wǒ bù xiǎo de |
| [15:35.65] |
... if there' s a chance they can make that work... yào shì tā men yǒu jī huì pò jìng chóng yuán |
| [15:39.22] |
... I wouldn' t want to be the guy who stood in the way. wǒ bú huì xiǎng dāng nà gè zhàng ài |
| [15:46.76] |
You okay? nǐ hái hǎo ba? |
| [15:52.10] |
You wanna come poke a nude guy? yào bú yào lái chuō luǒ nán? |
| [15:57.07] |
Well, he' s finally asleep. tā zhōng yú shuì zháo le |
| [16:00.24] |
About that bump on his head.... tā tóu shàng nà gè zhǒng bāo |
| [16:04.38] |
Are you sure it' s a new bump? nǐ què dìng nà shi xīn de? |
| [16:06.94] |
No offense, but I' ve always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpyheaded child. wǒ méi yǒu è yì dàn wǒ yī zhí jué de tā mǎn tóu shì bāo |
| [16:11.55] |
It' s okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time. zhuàng dào tóu yě méi guān xì xiǎo hái zi jīng cháng zhuàng dào tóu |
| [16:15.25] |
It was your first time babysitting. You did your best. nǐ dì yī cì zhào gù tā yǐ jīng jìn lì le |
| [16:18.69] |
I did! wǒ yǒu jìn lì |
| [16:19.92] |
I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [16:23.46] |
I did! I watched! I watched! wǒ yǒu, wǒ dīng de hěn jǐn |
| [16:26.53] |
I watched Monica bang his head against that thing! wǒ yǎn zhēng zhēng kàn zhe mó nī kǎ zhuàng dào tā de tóu |
| [16:30.80] |
Monica did it? shì mó nī kǎ zhuàng de? |
| [16:37.54] |
Did you notice anything weird about Ben today? mó nī kǎ, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu fā xiàn bān jīn tiān guài guài de? |
| [16:42.71] |
No, why? méi yǒu, zěn me le? |
| [16:48.09] |
... which he' s good at. But he left out " E" and " F." tā yī xiàng hěn huì chàng jīn tiān què lòu le E hé F |
| [16:51.26] |
It' s like they just, I don' t know, fell out of his head. fǎng fú nà liǎng gè zì mǔ diào chū lái le |
| [16:57.43] |
Really? zhēn de? |
| [16:58.73] |
Oh, and also, he' s walking... hái yǒu, tā zǒu qǐ lù lái |
| [17:02.47] |
... kind of funny. bù tài duì jìn |
| [17:05.34] |
It' s like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg. sì hū zuǒ jiǎo dòng dé bǐ yòu jiǎo kuài |
| [17:10.01] |
Yeah, he' s in there, just.... tā yī zhí zài lǐ miàn |
| [17:15.68] |
Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby! tiān na, wǒ hài le nǐ de ér zi |
| [17:21.42] |
I hope it' s still funny when you' re in hell. xī wàng nǐ xià le dì yù hái huì jué de hǎo wán |
| [17:25.26] |
You jerk! hún dàn |
| [17:26.62] |
You know how much I love that kid! Monica bang! Monica bang! nǐ míng zhī wǒ yǒu duō ài tā! mó nī kǎ, pēng, mó nī kǎ, pēng |
| [17:34.80] |
I' ll get the hat. wǒ qù ná mào zi |
| [17:40.77] |
I have something to tell you. wǒ yǒu yī jiàn shì yào gào sù nǐ |
| [17:42.81] |
And I want you to let me get through it... qǐng nǐ ràng wǒ shuō wán |
| [17:45.28] |
... because... yīn wèi |
| [17:47.61] |
... it' s not gonna be easy. yào shuō chū kǒu bìng bù róng yì |
| [17:54.45] |
I think you should go back with Gary. wǒ jué de nǐ yīng gāi huí dào gài ruì shēn biān |
| [17:58.62] |
I don' t want to be the guy that breaks up a family. wǒ bù xiǎng dāng chāi sàn jiā tíng de rén |
| [18:02.36] |
You know, when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. wǒ de fù mǔ fēn shǒu dōu shì nà gè nán rén hài de |
| [18:06.03] |
Whenever I' d see him, I' d always think... měi cì jiàn dào tā, wǒ dōu huì xiǎng |
| [18:08.47] |
... " You' re the reason. You are why they' re not together." " shì nǐ hài tā men bù néng zài yì qǐ de" |
| [18:12.20] |
And I hated that guy. wǒ hèn nà gè rén |
| [18:16.24] |
And it didn' t matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad. bù guǎn tā rén yǒu duō hǎo huán gěi wǒ bà dài lái xìng fú |
| [18:31.86] |
It' s the right thing to do. zhè me zuò shì bú duì de |
| [18:34.73] |
You' re right. nǐ shuō de duì |
| [18:37.39] |
Oh, God. But before I can say goodbye... tiān na, zài wǒ shuō zài jiàn zhī qián |
| [18:43.33] |
... there' s something I really need you to know. yǒu jiàn shì wǒ yí dìng yào nǐ zhī dào |
| [18:47.07] |
The way I feel about you... wǒ duì nǐ de gǎn jué |
| [18:49.94] |
... it' s like I finally understand... ràng wǒ zhōng yú liǎo jiě |
| [18:53.28] |
... what Lionel Ritchie' s been singing about. lái nuò lǐ qí qǔ zhōng de hán yì |
| [18:57.25] |
You know? I mean, what we have... wǒ men de yī qiè |
| [18:59.28] |
... it' s like movie love. jiù xiàng yǎn diàn yǐng yí yàng |
| [19:03.45] |
You' re my soul mate. nǐ shì wǒ de jīng shén bàn lǚ |
| [19:06.42] |
I can' t believe we' re not gonna spend the rest of our lives together. wǒ men jū rán wú fǎ sī shǒu dào lǎo |
| [19:12.56] |
Then don' t leave me. nà jiù bú yào lí kāi wǒ |
| [19:15.63] |
What? shén me? |
| [19:16.73] |
Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me! wàng le wǒ shuō de huà wǒ shì suí biàn shuō shuō, xuǎn wǒ ba |
| [19:19.90] |
No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance. bù, nǐ shuō de duì wǒ yīng gāi zài gěi hūn yīn yī cì jī huì |
| [19:24.24] |
No, you don' t! shuí shuō de? |
| [19:26.48] |
I say you have to give your divorce another chance! bù, nǐ yīng gāi zài gěi lí hūn yī cì jī huì |
| [19:32.62] |
I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [19:39.32] |
Don' t go. bú yào zǒu |
| [19:41.23] |
No, I gotta go. bù, wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [19:47.46] |
Honey. Honey. qīn ài de |
| [19:49.80] |
People are looking. I don' t care. dà jiā dōu zài kàn wǒ bù zài hu |
| [19:53.07] |
I don' t care! wǒ bù zài hu |
| [19:55.27] |
Yeah, okay. hǎo le |
| [19:58.11] |
I' m leaving now. wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [20:02.25] |
You can' t leave! I have your shoe! nǐ zǒu bù liǎo, wǒ ná le nǐ de xié zǐ |
| [20:08.62] |
Goodbye, Chandler Bing. zài jiàn, qián dé bīn |
| [20:22.37] |
Rachel has those in burgundy. ruì qiū yǒu yī shuāng zǐ hóng sè de |
| [20:27.94] |
Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver. jì zhù, zhè me dà yòu zhǎng de dōng xī hěn nán cāo zuò |
| [20:32.84] |
Fortunately, I have experience in that area. xìng hǎo wǒ yǒu zhè fāng miàn dí jīng yàn |
| [20:36.38] |
Can we please focus here? A naked man' s life hangs in the balance. zhuān xīn yì diǎn hǎo ma? yí gè luǒ nán de xìng mìng jí jí kě wēi |
| [20:41.32] |
I' m telling you, he' s dead. tā yí dìng yǐ jīng sǐ le |
| [20:42.89] |
What we' re about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick! wǒ men huì chuō dào yí gè sǐ pàng zi |
| [20:47.36] |
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let' s poke. gè wèi xiān shēng nǚ shì, chuō ba |
| [20:50.39] |
Steady. wěn zhe diǎn |
| [20:51.56] |
Steady. màn màn lái |
| [20:53.46] |
Okay, a little higher. zài gāo yì diǎn |
| [20:55.70] |
Careful of the angle. zhù yì jiǎo dù |
| [20:57.47] |
Okay, okay. We' re approaching the window. hǎo kào jìn chuāng hù le |
| [21:04.14] |
Thread the needle. Thread the needle. bǎ tàn zhēn shēn jìn qù |
| [21:12.32] |
He' s alive! He' s alive! tā hái huó zhe |
| [21:17.05] |
And yet we' re still poking him. ér wǒ men hái zài chuō tā |
| [21:19.66] |
Okay, retract the device! Retract the device! shōu huí tàn cè qì shōu huí tàn cè qì |
| [21:22.89] |
He does not look happy. tā hǎo xiàng bù tài shuǎng |
| [21:25.70] |
Now he' s showing us his poking device. lún tā liàng chū" tàn zhēn" le |
| [21:29.90] |
Hey, that' s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! xiōng dì, nǐ jué duì shēn bù guò lái de |
| [21:39.88] |
I' ll hold you close in my arms wǒ huì jǐn jǐn yōng nǐ zài huái lǐ |
| [21:45.85] |
I can' t resist your charms wǒ wú fǎ dǐ dǎng nǐ de mèi lì |
| [21:52.72] |
Love ài rén |
| [21:56.06] |
I' ll be a fool for you wǒ yuàn wèi nǐ zuò jǐn shǎ shì |
| [22:01.33] |
I' m sure wú yōng zhì yí |
| [22:04.70] |
You know I don' t mind nǐ zhī dào wǒ bìng bù jiè yì |
| [22:08.14] |
Oh, you know I don' t mind wǒ bìng bù jiè yì |
| [22:11.38] |
Yes shì de |
| [22:13.24] |
You mean the world to me nǐ jiù shì wǒ de quán shì jiè |
| [22:18.02] |
Oh, I know I know wǒ zhī dào |
| [22:21.35] |
I' ve found I' ve found zài nǐ shēn shàng |
| [22:24.19] |
In you wǒ yǐ zhǎo dào |
| [22:27.06] |
My endless love wú jìn de ài |
| [22:33.20] |
My endless love wú jìn de ài |