| [09:11.-3] | How was last night with Julio,senorita? |
| [09:21.-2] | ...and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. |
| [10:13.-3] | -See you guys. -Bye-bye. |
| [11:23.-3] | Congratulations on your first week At your brand-new job |
| [12:34.-3] | Why? How? How is he a genius? |
| [15:57.-2] | Just like the one in the poem. |
| [19:11.-3] | ...this Mark thing is hard for me. |
| [20:03.-4] | I gotta get going. |
| [22:30.-3] | And you're also bad in bed |
| [00:03.92] | -Does everybody hate these shoes? -Yeah. |
| [00:06.69] | But nobody will focus on that if you wear that towel-dress. |
| [00:12.62] | Tell him. |
| [00:13.69] | It's her first day at this new job. You shouldn't start with her. |
| [00:18.90] | All right. I suppose I can wait a day. |
| [00:22.60] | -What are you doing Friday? -Why? |
| [00:24.60] | Come to my weird cousin Albert's bachelor party. |
| [00:27.54] | You know,he's the botanist? |
| [00:29.57] | Oh,God! |
| [00:31.54] | Botanists are such geeks. |
| [00:34.88] | Is that a dinosaur tie? |
| [00:42.12] | Morning! |
| [00:43.46] | Rach,I'm here with the purses! |
| [00:47.56] | It must take you forever to find your keys. |
| [00:50.73] | Thank you,Pheebs. |
| [00:52.33] | You're welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. |
| [00:55.67] | No,turtles scare me. I don't need that today. |
| [00:59.40] | Honey,just relax. It's gonna be fine. |
| [01:02.24] | Why don't I come and take you to lunch? |
| [01:05.01] | Thank you! But Mark's taking me out. |
| [01:08.65] | Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? |
| [01:12.65] | It's like a "good luck on your first day" thing. |
| [01:15.59] | Is this a lunch box? |
| [01:17.79] | No,a purse. And there's a thermos in it. |
| [01:22.93] | -So can you make it on Friday? -What? |
| [01:25.53] | I think so. Why am I invited to this again? |
| [01:28.30] | Apparently,Albert has no friends. |
| [01:30.14] | He's excited about the bachelor party. |
| [01:32.30] | He's only getting married so he can see a stripper. |
| [01:37.38] | A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. |
| [01:41.11] | Why don't you guys get a magician? |
| [01:44.48] | If he can open my beer with his butt-cheeks,then all right. |
| [01:50.00] | The One With All the Jealousy |
| [02:37.10] | She's having lunch with him? Lunch with him? |
| [02:40.27] | You should've seen him hug her when she got the job! |
| [02:43.31] | And he's really good-looking. |
| [02:47.45] | -What am I gonna do? -You don't do anything. |
| [02:50.15] | IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. |
| [02:54.35] | Don't cry out loud. |
| [02:59.59] | Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? |
| [03:02.09] | I wanna say you,but it seems like such an easy answer. |
| [03:06.20] | It is me! |
| [03:07.27] | It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. |
| [03:10.27] | So I think I'm gonna sing "New York,New York"... |
| [03:14.01] | ...and "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." |
| [03:19.38] | Joey,I don't think you get to pick the cities. |
| [03:23.85] | What? |
| [03:24.88] | Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. |
| [03:28.35] | Who? |
| [03:31.22] | I'll get you the Cliff Notes. |
| [03:33.46] | The what? |
| [03:35.79] | The abridgment. |
| [03:40.67] | The what? |
| [03:46.57] | Then the style number... |
| [03:48.71] | ...the invoice number and the shipping date. |
| [03:52.91] | Good. Any questions so far? |
| [03:55.55] | What kind of discount do we get? |
| [03:58.05] | Twenty percent. |
| [03:59.68] | I love this job! |
| [04:03.59] | -My first call! -Here,let me. |
| [04:06.82] | Rachel Greene's line. May I help you? |
| [04:08.83] | Hi,is Rachel there? |
| [04:10.36] | -And who may I say is calling? -This is Ross. |
| [04:13.57] | Ross of...? |
| [04:15.33] | Of "Ross and Rachel." “ |
| [04:18.54] | Hi,it's Mark. |
| [04:20.54] | -Hey,Mark. |
| [04:22.61] | Hold on a second. It's Ross. |
| [04:26.51] | Hi,honey. |
| [04:28.18] | What's Mark doing answering your phone? |
| [04:30.85] | Oh,he's just goofing around. |
| [04:32.85] | Oh,that's funny. |
| [04:36.92] | Why isn't he goofing around in his own office? |
| [04:40.09] | This is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants. |
| [04:44.80] | Why does Joanna need two assistants? |
| [04:46.93] | How lazy is she? |
| [04:50.07] | Oh,my God! What did I just do? |
| [04:52.44] | I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! |
| [04:54.87] | I gotta go! Mark,I need you! |
| [04:56.77] | Okay! Bye-bye! |
| [05:02.28] | I'm sorry,sweetie. I was just trying to |
| [05:05.08] | I was dialing another number. |
| [05:20.50] | I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. |
| [05:24.40] | You better go for it. |
| [05:25.84] | I'm not going for anything. |
| [05:28.11] | Well,if you don't,I will. |
| [05:29.81] | Would you please go? |
| [05:32.08] | 'Night,Mon. |
| [05:35.31] | 'Night,Julio. |
| [05:48.13] | Someone left their book here. |
| [05:50.83] | Actually,that is mine. |
| [05:54.27] | What are you reading? |
| [05:55.87] | Flowers of Evil,by Baudelaire. Have you read it? |
| [06:00.44] | Have I read it? |
| [06:03.51] | No. Are you enjoying it? |
| [06:07.05] | I thought I would, but the translation's no good. |
| [06:11.15] | You're a poet and you don't know it. |
| [06:16.82] | Actually,l.... |
| [06:18.86] | I am a poet. |
| [06:22.66] | So you do know it. |
| [06:29.13] | So what kind of things do you write about? |
| [06:33.54] | Things that move me: |
| [06:35.84] | The shadow of a tree... |
| [06:38.88] | ...a child laughing... |
| [06:42.15] | ...or this lip. |
| [06:43.92] | Mine? |
| [06:45.92] | Right here? |
| [06:48.85] | I could write an epic poem about this lip. |
| [06:58.83] | How would that go? |
| [07:11.34] | Well,it didn't rhyme... |
| [07:14.21] | ...but I liked it. |
| [07:18.22] | You've got to pick a pocket or two... |
| [07:22.55] | ...boys |
| [07:24.26] | You've got to pick a pocket... |
| [07:27.53] | ... or two |
| [07:34.57] | Lovely. |
| [07:36.07] | Just lovely. |
| [07:37.70] | Really? Thanks. |
| [07:39.27] | We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. |
| [07:43.21] | Excellent! |
| [07:45.04] | I'll be there. |
| [07:46.38] | Don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. |
| [07:53.89] | My agent said that it wasn't a dancing part. |
| [07:57.49] | All the roles gotta dance a little. |
| [08:00.56] | But with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake. |
| [08:03.93] | "Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? |
| [08:08.27] | "Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? |
| [08:13.30] | Everybody lies on their resume,okay? |
| [08:16.81] | I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either. |
| [08:20.24] | Well,can you,like,dance at all? |
| [08:22.75] | Yeah,I can dance. You know.... |
| [08:37.70] | What is that? |
| [08:39.36] | Sure,it looks stupid now. There's no music playing. |
| [08:43.70] | I have to get that. But,no,no. |
| [08:49.37] | Hi. |
| [08:52.01] | Listen,I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. |
| [09:00.38] | Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? |
| [09:05.19] | So would I have to provide the grapes? |
| [09:09.46] | Hi. |
| [09:13.33] | It was amazing. He's sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. |
| [09:18.24] | Last night we were fooling around... |
| [09:24.31] | Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me. |
| [09:30.01] | We have our stripper, a "Miss Crystal Chandelier." |
| [09:35.00] | Name a kid that,what do you expect them to grow up to be? |
| [09:40.83] | But he forgot to take the poem with him. |
| [09:43.76] | I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. |
| [09:48.50] | Check it out. |
| [09:51.94] | "The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" “ |
| [09:55.21] | To yourself. |
| [10:00.71] | You know,that's pretty good. |
| [10:02.78] | Yeah,I think so too. Phoebe? |
| [10:05.25] | Great! I'm so glad you guys like it! |
| [10:07.25] | -I gotta go to work. -I'm not done. |
| [10:10.69] | Give it back when you're through. |
| [10:15.93] | Oh,my God! Oh,my God! Poor Monica! |
| [10:18.43] | What? What? What? |
| [10:20.93] | He was with her when he wrote this poem! |
| [10:23.40] | "My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? |
| [10:26.64] | "Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still"? |
| [10:29.64] | He thinks Monica's empty. She's the empty vase! |
| [10:33.08] | You really think he meant that? |
| [10:35.11] | Totally. |
| [10:36.38] | Oh,God! And she seems so happy too. |
| [10:39.65] | Done. |
| [10:51.50] | Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? |
| [10:54.13] | Oh,yeah,sure! It's right |
| [11:01.47] | What's that? |
| [11:03.41] | It's from Ross. It's a Love Bug. |
| [11:07.78] | Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. |
| [11:11.82] | That's not what he's doing. |
| [11:13.78] | He's just really romantic. |
| [11:16.59] | Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? |
| [11:21.79] | One,two,three. 1、2、3 |
| [11:26.60] | It won't be long Before you're the boss |
| [11:29.70] | And you know who will be there To support you |
| [11:33.00] | Your one and only boyfriend |
| [11:34.61] | It's nice to have a boyfriend! |
| [11:36.34] | Your loyal,loving boyfriend,Ross! |
| [11:46.85] | I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt... |
| [11:49.79] | ...that you'd think I'd send those things out of anything but love. |
| [11:53.92] | Hurt! |
| [11:56.39] | All right,I get it. You're hurt! |
| [11:59.20] | Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet... |
| [12:01.63] | ...to his girlfriend's office anymore? |
| [12:06.04] | Oh,please! It was so obvious... |
| [12:08.91] | ...Iike you were marking your territory. |
| [12:11.54] | You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! |
| [12:17.25] | I would never do that. |
| [12:21.72] | Look,I know what's going on here. |
| [12:24.00] | Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. |
| [12:28.46] | Well,if Mark said that, then Mark's an idiot. |
| [12:32.50] | Mark's a genius. |
| [12:36.33] | Don't you see what's happening? |
| [12:38.17] | Instead of hitting on her now, he's becoming her confidante. |
| [12:41.51] | Now he's gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. |
| [12:45.01] | What am I gonna do? |
| [12:46.34] | Why don't you send her a musical bug? |
| [12:48.41] | No,you already did that. |
| [12:53.02] | You're gonna have to go there yourself now. |
| [12:55.92] | Make a few surprise visits. |
| [12:57.66] | I don't know,guys. |
| [12:58.82] | Fine,don't do anything. Sit and talk to us. |
| [13:01.33] | Meanwhile,she is talking to him about you. |
| [13:04.16] | And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. |
| [13:05.93] | She's thinking,"Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me." |
| [13:10.27] | And before you know it, she's with him. |
| [13:12.47] | And you'll be all,"Oh,man!" |
| [13:15.81] | And he'll be all,"Yes!" |
| [13:19.28] | And us,we'll be like,"Oh,dude!" |
| [13:24.38] | And pretty soon you'll be like: |
| [13:27.12] | "Hi." |
| [13:29.89] | And,"Well,I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." |
| [13:35.46] | And we'll be like,"Man,get over it! It's been four years!" |
| [13:41.37] | He paints quite a picture, doesn't he? |
| [13:47.17] | Here's the Shelley Segal stuff for December. |
| [13:49.57] | Wait,I've got something for you. |
| [13:52.91] | It's okay. Rachel knows. |
| [13:54.81] | Yeah,but even so |
| [13:57.15] | I can't help it. I'm just crazy about you. |
| [14:00.52] | Oh,that is so sweet! |
| [14:05.36] | I know I'm Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough. |
| [14:08.69] | I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... |
| [14:12.43] | Come on,no one's around. Just kiss me. |
| [14:15.03] | All right,that's it! Get off of her! |
| [14:17.43] | What is going on? |
| [14:18.77] | What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on! |
| [14:28.18] | I have been down in your store for 20 minutes,trying to get a tie. |
| [14:34.85] | What do I have to do to get some service? |
| [14:39.52] | Hi,Rach. |
| [14:50.77] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [14:57.11] | I've got a problem. |
| [14:58.71] | I just got a call from my dance captain. |
| [15:01.08] | He's having a relationship crisis and can't leave Long lsland. |
| [15:04.38] | Does that mean the audition's off? |
| [15:06.62] | Seeing as you've got the most experience... |
| [15:10.29] | ... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. |
| [15:15.49] | What? |
| [15:17.09] | Come on,it's easy. You know,it's hand,hand... |
| [15:21.17] | ... head,head |
| [15:23.10] | ... up,pas de bourree, pas de bourree... |
| [15:25.00] | ... big turn here,rond de jambe.... |
| [15:27.94] | Slide,step,step... |
| [15:30.34] | ...and jazz hands! |
| [15:34.91] | So that's,"Steppity-step and jazz hands." |
| [15:38.25] | Have fun. |
| [15:40.45] | Bye. |
| [15:46.92] | What are you wrapping? |
| [15:48.76] | Look what I got Julio. |
| [15:54.20] | It's a vase. |
| [15:58.70] | Not exactly like the one in the poem. |
| [16:02.34] | What do you mean? |
| [16:03.84] | Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? |
| [16:13.32] | So I'm just an empty vase? |
| [16:15.65] | What? |
| [16:17.45] | So,I don't read as many important books as you do. |
| [16:20.06] | And I don't write trick poems that aren't about what they seem. |
| [16:24.73] | And I get excited about stupid stuff... |
| [16:27.40] | ...Iike when my People magazine comes... |
| [16:30.30] | ...and the new "Hold Everything" catalog. |
| [16:32.90] | But that doesn't mean I'm empty. I care about things. Friends and family. |
| [16:37.37] | You have no right to judge me! You don't even know me! |
| [16:41.91] | The poem is not about you. |
| [16:45.25] | What? |
| [16:46.38] | "The Empty Vase" is not about you. “ |
| [16:49.39] | My baby preciosa.... |
| [16:51.66] | You make me so sad that you would think this. |
| [16:56.86] | I'm sorry. It's.... |
| [16:58.53] | My friend Phoebe said |
| [17:00.93] | It's about all women. |
| [17:04.60] | Well... |
| [17:05.84] | ...all American women. |
| [17:09.91] | You feel better now? |
| [17:16.91] | All right,let's do it. |
| [17:39.10] | What was that? |
| [17:41.14] | It's the best I could get out of them. |
| [17:45.31] | Well,people! |
| [17:47.04] | People,people,people! |
| [17:49.65] | Let's try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. |
| [17:56.05] | Show 'em how it's done. |
| [18:03.59] | Count it off,Mack. |
| [18:13.60] | |
| [18:17.41] | Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? |
| [18:20.34] | Look what I got! See,she's dressed,right? |
| [18:23.58] | And then you click it, and uh-oh,she's naked! |
| [18:28.79] | And then you click it again and she's dressed. |
| [18:31.66] | She's a business woman walking down the street. |
| [18:34.19] | She's window shopping, and oh,she's naked! |
| [18:48.84] | I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen. |
| [19:00.82] | I'm sorry. I was an idiot. |
| [19:04.02] | A big idiot. |
| [19:05.62] | A big idiot. |
| [19:08.29] | It's just, you have to realize... |
| [19:13.33] | Why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now. |
| [19:17.73] | Well,I was with Carol for,like,eight years. |
| [19:21.17] | And I lost her. |
| [19:24.04] | And now,if it's possible, I think I love you even more. |
| [19:27.91] | So it's hard for me to believe I'm not gonna... |
| [19:31.01] | ...well,that someone else isn't gonna take you away. |
| [19:35.02] | Let it be me. Let it be me! |
| [19:43.00] | Honey,that's very sweet. |
| [19:46.20] | It just seems to me,though, that if two people love each other... |
| [19:50.23] | ...and trust each other, like we do... |
| [19:52.90] | ...there's no reason to be jealous. |
| [20:04.62] | Bye,Chandler. |
| [20:06.78] | This pen's getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? |
| [20:13.72] | Where you going? |
| [20:14.89] | I've gotta go pick up Ben for a play-date this afternoon. |
| [20:18.36] | |
| [20:19.70] | Just this woman I met last night at the party. |
| [20:22.47] | There was a woman at? |
| [20:26.60] | The stripper? |
| [20:30.54] | You have a play-date with a stripper? |
| [20:34.21] | Man,I gotta get a kid! |
| [20:44.32] | We started talking after she did her thing... |
| [20:47.22] | ...and she's got a boy about Ben's age. |
| [20:49.63] | So we're gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. |
| [20:53.43] | -ls that okay? -Sure. Is she married? |
| [21:03.01] | Are you jealous? |
| [21:06.28] | I just don't see why she has to play with you. |
| [21:09.31] | I mean,doesn't she have any other stripper-mom friends of her own? |
| [21:17.79] | You are totally jealous! |
| [21:20.46] | I'm not jealous. |
| [21:21.93] | This is about... |
| [21:25.53] | ... people feeling certain things... |
| [21:28.93] | ...you know,about... |
| [21:31.20] | ...strippers. And,you know.... |
| [21:34.71] | I love you too. |
| [21:36.44] | Bye. |
| [21:37.81] | Wait,wait,wait! |
| [21:39.38] | What? |
| [21:54.02] | Well,there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours. |
| [21:58.66] | Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. |
| [22:08.37] | Is there a Julio here? |
| [22:11.41] | I am Julio. |
| [22:14.38] | Mr. Pretentious |
| [22:16.58] | You think there's no one finer Your poems are unpublished |
| [22:19.88] | And you work in a diner |
| [22:21.89] | You're no God's gift to women That's all in your head |
| [22:26.89] | You are just a butt-munch |
| [22:28.59] | No one likes a butt-munch! |
| [09:11.-3] | How was last night with Julio, senorita? |
| [09:21.-2] | ... and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. |
| [10:13.-3] | See you guys. Byebye. |
| [11:23.-3] | Congratulations on your first week At your brandnew job |
| [12:34.-3] | Why? How? How is he a genius? |
| [15:57.-2] | Just like the one in the poem. |
| [19:11.-3] | ... this Mark thing is hard for me. |
| [20:03.-4] | I gotta get going. |
| [22:30.-3] | And you' re also bad in bed |
| [00:03.92] | Does everybody hate these shoes? Yeah. |
| [00:06.69] | But nobody will focus on that if you wear that toweldress. |
| [00:12.62] | Tell him. |
| [00:13.69] | It' s her first day at this new job. You shouldn' t start with her. |
| [00:18.90] | All right. I suppose I can wait a day. |
| [00:22.60] | What are you doing Friday? Why? |
| [00:24.60] | Come to my weird cousin Albert' s bachelor party. |
| [00:27.54] | You know, he' s the botanist? |
| [00:29.57] | Oh, God! |
| [00:31.54] | Botanists are such geeks. |
| [00:34.88] | Is that a dinosaur tie? |
| [00:42.12] | Morning! |
| [00:43.46] | Rach, I' m here with the purses! |
| [00:47.56] | It must take you forever to find your keys. |
| [00:50.73] | Thank you, Pheebs. |
| [00:52.33] | You' re welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. |
| [00:55.67] | No, turtles scare me. I don' t need that today. |
| [00:59.40] | Honey, just relax. It' s gonna be fine. |
| [01:02.24] | Why don' t I come and take you to lunch? |
| [01:05.01] | Thank you! But Mark' s taking me out. |
| [01:08.65] | Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? |
| [01:12.65] | It' s like a " good luck on your first day" thing. |
| [01:15.59] | Is this a lunch box? |
| [01:17.79] | No, a purse. And there' s a thermos in it. |
| [01:22.93] | So can you make it on Friday? What? |
| [01:25.53] | I think so. Why am I invited to this again? |
| [01:28.30] | Apparently, Albert has no friends. |
| [01:30.14] | He' s excited about the bachelor party. |
| [01:32.30] | He' s only getting married so he can see a stripper. |
| [01:37.38] | A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. |
| [01:41.11] | Why don' t you guys get a magician? |
| [01:44.48] | If he can open my beer with his buttcheeks, then all right. |
| [01:50.00] | The One With All the Jealousy |
| [02:37.10] | She' s having lunch with him? Lunch with him? |
| [02:40.27] | You should' ve seen him hug her when she got the job! |
| [02:43.31] | And he' s really goodlooking. |
| [02:47.45] | What am I gonna do? You don' t do anything. |
| [02:50.15] | IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. |
| [02:54.35] | Don' t cry out loud. |
| [02:59.59] | Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? |
| [03:02.09] | I wanna say you, but it seems like such an easy answer. |
| [03:06.20] | It is me! |
| [03:07.27] | It' s a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. |
| [03:10.27] | So I think I' m gonna sing " New York, New York"... |
| [03:14.01] | ... and " I Left My Heart in San Francisco." |
| [03:19.38] | Joey, I don' t think you get to pick the cities. |
| [03:23.85] | What? |
| [03:24.88] | Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. |
| [03:28.35] | Who? |
| [03:31.22] | I' ll get you the Cliff Notes. |
| [03:33.46] | The what? |
| [03:35.79] | The abridgment. |
| [03:40.67] | The what? |
| [03:46.57] | Then the style number... |
| [03:48.71] | ... the invoice number and the shipping date. |
| [03:52.91] | Good. Any questions so far? |
| [03:55.55] | What kind of discount do we get? |
| [03:58.05] | Twenty percent. |
| [03:59.68] | I love this job! |
| [04:03.59] | My first call! Here, let me. |
| [04:06.82] | Rachel Greene' s line. May I help you? |
| [04:08.83] | Hi, is Rachel there? |
| [04:10.36] | And who may I say is calling? This is Ross. |
| [04:13.57] | Ross of...? |
| [04:15.33] | Of " Ross and Rachel." " |
| [04:18.54] | Hi, it' s Mark. |
| [04:20.54] | Hey, Mark. |
| [04:22.61] | Hold on a second. It' s Ross. |
| [04:26.51] | Hi, honey. |
| [04:28.18] | What' s Mark doing answering your phone? |
| [04:30.85] | Oh, he' s just goofing around. |
| [04:32.85] | Oh, that' s funny. |
| [04:36.92] | Why isn' t he goofing around in his own office? |
| [04:40.09] | This is his office too. I told you, we' re Joanna' s two assistants. |
| [04:44.80] | Why does Joanna need two assistants? |
| [04:46.93] | How lazy is she? |
| [04:50.07] | Oh, my God! What did I just do? |
| [04:52.44] | I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! |
| [04:54.87] | I gotta go! Mark, I need you! |
| [04:56.77] | Okay! Byebye! |
| [05:02.28] | I' m sorry, sweetie. I was just trying to |
| [05:05.08] | I was dialing another number. |
| [05:20.50] | I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. |
| [05:24.40] | You better go for it. |
| [05:25.84] | I' m not going for anything. |
| [05:28.11] | Well, if you don' t, I will. |
| [05:29.81] | Would you please go? |
| [05:32.08] | ' Night, Mon. |
| [05:35.31] | ' Night, Julio. |
| [05:48.13] | Someone left their book here. |
| [05:50.83] | Actually, that is mine. |
| [05:54.27] | What are you reading? |
| [05:55.87] | Flowers of Evil, by Baudelaire. Have you read it? |
| [06:00.44] | Have I read it? |
| [06:03.51] | No. Are you enjoying it? |
| [06:07.05] | I thought I would, but the translation' s no good. |
| [06:11.15] | You' re a poet and you don' t know it. |
| [06:16.82] | Actually, l.... |
| [06:18.86] | I am a poet. |
| [06:22.66] | So you do know it. |
| [06:29.13] | So what kind of things do you write about? |
| [06:33.54] | Things that move me: |
| [06:35.84] | The shadow of a tree... |
| [06:38.88] | ... a child laughing... |
| [06:42.15] | ... or this lip. |
| [06:43.92] | Mine? |
| [06:45.92] | Right here? |
| [06:48.85] | I could write an epic poem about this lip. |
| [06:58.83] | How would that go? |
| [07:11.34] | Well, it didn' t rhyme... |
| [07:14.21] | ... but I liked it. |
| [07:18.22] | You' ve got to pick a pocket or two... |
| [07:22.55] | ... boys |
| [07:24.26] | You' ve got to pick a pocket... |
| [07:27.53] | ... or two |
| [07:34.57] | Lovely. |
| [07:36.07] | Just lovely. |
| [07:37.70] | Really? Thanks. |
| [07:39.27] | We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. |
| [07:43.21] | Excellent! |
| [07:45.04] | I' ll be there. |
| [07:46.38] | Don' t forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. |
| [07:53.89] | My agent said that it wasn' t a dancing part. |
| [07:57.49] | All the roles gotta dance a little. |
| [08:00.56] | But with your dance background, it' ll be a piece of cake. |
| [08:03.93] | " Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? |
| [08:08.27] | " Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? |
| [08:13.30] | Everybody lies on their resume, okay? |
| [08:16.81] | I wasn' t one of the Zoom kids either. |
| [08:20.24] | Well, can you, like, dance at all? |
| [08:22.75] | Yeah, I can dance. You know.... |
| [08:37.70] | What is that? |
| [08:39.36] | Sure, it looks stupid now. There' s no music playing. |
| [08:43.70] | I have to get that. But, no, no. |
| [08:49.37] | Hi. |
| [08:52.01] | Listen, I' m in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. |
| [09:00.38] | Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? |
| [09:05.19] | So would I have to provide the grapes? |
| [09:09.46] | Hi. |
| [09:13.33] | It was amazing. He' s sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. |
| [09:18.24] | Last night we were fooling around... |
| [09:24.31] | Get out! I couldn' t stop if a meteor hit me. |
| [09:30.01] | We have our stripper, a " Miss Crystal Chandelier." |
| [09:35.00] | Name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be? |
| [09:40.83] | But he forgot to take the poem with him. |
| [09:43.76] | I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. |
| [09:48.50] | Check it out. |
| [09:51.94] | " The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" " |
| [09:55.21] | To yourself. |
| [10:00.71] | You know, that' s pretty good. |
| [10:02.78] | Yeah, I think so too. Phoebe? |
| [10:05.25] | Great! I' m so glad you guys like it! |
| [10:07.25] | I gotta go to work. I' m not done. |
| [10:10.69] | Give it back when you' re through. |
| [10:15.93] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Poor Monica! |
| [10:18.43] | What? What? What? |
| [10:20.93] | He was with her when he wrote this poem! |
| [10:23.40] | " My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? |
| [10:26.64] | " Now that I' ve touched you, you seem emptier still"? |
| [10:29.64] | He thinks Monica' s empty. She' s the empty vase! |
| [10:33.08] | You really think he meant that? |
| [10:35.11] | Totally. |
| [10:36.38] | Oh, God! And she seems so happy too. |
| [10:39.65] | Done. |
| [10:51.50] | Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? |
| [10:54.13] | Oh, yeah, sure! It' s right |
| [11:01.47] | What' s that? |
| [11:03.41] | It' s from Ross. It' s a Love Bug. |
| [11:07.78] | Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. |
| [11:11.82] | That' s not what he' s doing. |
| [11:13.78] | He' s just really romantic. |
| [11:16.59] | Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? |
| [11:21.79] | One, two, three. 1 2 3 |
| [11:26.60] | It won' t be long Before you' re the boss |
| [11:29.70] | And you know who will be there To support you |
| [11:33.00] | Your one and only boyfriend |
| [11:34.61] | It' s nice to have a boyfriend! |
| [11:36.34] | Your loyal, loving boyfriend, Ross! |
| [11:46.85] | I' m hurt! I' m actually hurt... |
| [11:49.79] | ... that you' d think I' d send those things out of anything but love. |
| [11:53.92] | Hurt! |
| [11:56.39] | All right, I get it. You' re hurt! |
| [11:59.20] | Can' t a guy send a barbershop quartet... |
| [12:01.63] | ... to his girlfriend' s office anymore? |
| [12:06.04] | Oh, please! It was so obvious... |
| [12:08.91] | ... Iike you were marking your territory. |
| [12:11.54] | You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! |
| [12:17.25] | I would never do that. |
| [12:21.72] | Look, I know what' s going on here. |
| [12:24.00] | Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. |
| [12:28.46] | Well, if Mark said that, then Mark' s an idiot. |
| [12:32.50] | Mark' s a genius. |
| [12:36.33] | Don' t you see what' s happening? |
| [12:38.17] | Instead of hitting on her now, he' s becoming her confidante. |
| [12:41.51] | Now he' s gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. |
| [12:45.01] | What am I gonna do? |
| [12:46.34] | Why don' t you send her a musical bug? |
| [12:48.41] | No, you already did that. |
| [12:53.02] | You' re gonna have to go there yourself now. |
| [12:55.92] | Make a few surprise visits. |
| [12:57.66] | I don' t know, guys. |
| [12:58.82] | Fine, don' t do anything. Sit and talk to us. |
| [13:01.33] | Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you. |
| [13:04.16] | And he' s being Mr. Joe Sensitive. |
| [13:05.93] | She' s thinking," Maybe he' s the guy for me because he understands me." |
| [13:10.27] | And before you know it, she' s with him. |
| [13:12.47] | And you' ll be all," Oh, man!" |
| [13:15.81] | And he' ll be all," Yes!" |
| [13:19.28] | And us, we' ll be like," Oh, dude!" |
| [13:24.38] | And pretty soon you' ll be like: |
| [13:27.12] | " Hi." |
| [13:29.89] | And," Well, I can' t go. Rachel and Mark might be there." |
| [13:35.46] | And we' ll be like," Man, get over it! It' s been four years!" |
| [13:41.37] | He paints quite a picture, doesn' t he? |
| [13:47.17] | Here' s the Shelley Segal stuff for December. |
| [13:49.57] | Wait, I' ve got something for you. |
| [13:52.91] | It' s okay. Rachel knows. |
| [13:54.81] | Yeah, but even so |
| [13:57.15] | I can' t help it. I' m just crazy about you. |
| [14:00.52] | Oh, that is so sweet! |
| [14:05.36] | I know I' m Mr. Inappropriate today, but it' s just so tough. |
| [14:08.69] | I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... |
| [14:12.43] | Come on, no one' s around. Just kiss me. |
| [14:15.03] | All right, that' s it! Get off of her! |
| [14:17.43] | What is going on? |
| [14:18.77] | What' s going on? I' ll tell you what' s going on! |
| [14:28.18] | I have been down in your store for 20 minutes, trying to get a tie. |
| [14:34.85] | What do I have to do to get some service? |
| [14:39.52] | Hi, Rach. |
| [14:50.77] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [14:57.11] | I' ve got a problem. |
| [14:58.71] | I just got a call from my dance captain. |
| [15:01.08] | He' s having a relationship crisis and can' t leave Long lsland. |
| [15:04.38] | Does that mean the audition' s off? |
| [15:06.62] | Seeing as you' ve got the most experience... |
| [15:10.29] | ... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. |
| [15:15.49] | What? |
| [15:17.09] | Come on, it' s easy. You know, it' s hand, hand... |
| [15:21.17] | ... head, head |
| [15:23.10] | ... up, pas de bourree, pas de bourree... |
| [15:25.00] | ... big turn here, rond de jambe.... |
| [15:27.94] | Slide, step, step... |
| [15:30.34] | ... and jazz hands! |
| [15:34.91] | So that' s," Steppitystep and jazz hands." |
| [15:38.25] | Have fun. |
| [15:40.45] | Bye. |
| [15:46.92] | What are you wrapping? |
| [15:48.76] | Look what I got Julio. |
| [15:54.20] | It' s a vase. |
| [15:58.70] | Not exactly like the one in the poem. |
| [16:02.34] | What do you mean? |
| [16:03.84] | Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? |
| [16:13.32] | So I' m just an empty vase? |
| [16:15.65] | What? |
| [16:17.45] | So, I don' t read as many important books as you do. |
| [16:20.06] | And I don' t write trick poems that aren' t about what they seem. |
| [16:24.73] | And I get excited about stupid stuff... |
| [16:27.40] | ... Iike when my People magazine comes... |
| [16:30.30] | ... and the new " Hold Everything" catalog. |
| [16:32.90] | But that doesn' t mean I' m empty. I care about things. Friends and family. |
| [16:37.37] | You have no right to judge me! You don' t even know me! |
| [16:41.91] | The poem is not about you. |
| [16:45.25] | What? |
| [16:46.38] | " The Empty Vase" is not about you. " |
| [16:49.39] | My baby preciosa.... |
| [16:51.66] | You make me so sad that you would think this. |
| [16:56.86] | I' m sorry. It' s.... |
| [16:58.53] | My friend Phoebe said |
| [17:00.93] | It' s about all women. |
| [17:04.60] | Well... |
| [17:05.84] | ... all American women. |
| [17:09.91] | You feel better now? |
| [17:16.91] | All right, let' s do it. |
| [17:39.10] | What was that? |
| [17:41.14] | It' s the best I could get out of them. |
| [17:45.31] | Well, people! |
| [17:47.04] | People, people, people! |
| [17:49.65] | Let' s try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. |
| [17:56.05] | Show ' em how it' s done. |
| [18:03.59] | Count it off, Mack. |
| [18:13.60] | |
| [18:17.41] | Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? |
| [18:20.34] | Look what I got! See, she' s dressed, right? |
| [18:23.58] | And then you click it, and uhoh, she' s naked! |
| [18:28.79] | And then you click it again and she' s dressed. |
| [18:31.66] | She' s a business woman walking down the street. |
| [18:34.19] | She' s window shopping, and oh, she' s naked! |
| [18:48.84] | I' m gonna spend some alone time with the pen. |
| [19:00.82] | I' m sorry. I was an idiot. |
| [19:04.02] | A big idiot. |
| [19:05.62] | A big idiot. |
| [19:08.29] | It' s just, you have to realize... |
| [19:13.33] | Why is it hard? We' ve been together for almost a year now. |
| [19:17.73] | Well, I was with Carol for, like, eight years. |
| [19:21.17] | And I lost her. |
| [19:24.04] | And now, if it' s possible, I think I love you even more. |
| [19:27.91] | So it' s hard for me to believe I' m not gonna... |
| [19:31.01] | ... well, that someone else isn' t gonna take you away. |
| [19:35.02] | Let it be me. Let it be me! |
| [19:43.00] | Honey, that' s very sweet. |
| [19:46.20] | It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other... |
| [19:50.23] | ... and trust each other, like we do... |
| [19:52.90] | ... there' s no reason to be jealous. |
| [20:04.62] | Bye, Chandler. |
| [20:06.78] | This pen' s getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? |
| [20:13.72] | Where you going? |
| [20:14.89] | I' ve gotta go pick up Ben for a playdate this afternoon. |
| [20:18.36] | |
| [20:19.70] | Just this woman I met last night at the party. |
| [20:22.47] | There was a woman at? |
| [20:26.60] | The stripper? |
| [20:30.54] | You have a playdate with a stripper? |
| [20:34.21] | Man, I gotta get a kid! |
| [20:44.32] | We started talking after she did her thing... |
| [20:47.22] | ... and she' s got a boy about Ben' s age. |
| [20:49.63] | So we' re gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. |
| [20:53.43] | ls that okay? Sure. Is she married? |
| [21:03.01] | Are you jealous? |
| [21:06.28] | I just don' t see why she has to play with you. |
| [21:09.31] | I mean, doesn' t she have any other strippermom friends of her own? |
| [21:17.79] | You are totally jealous! |
| [21:20.46] | I' m not jealous. |
| [21:21.93] | This is about... |
| [21:25.53] | ... people feeling certain things... |
| [21:28.93] | ... you know, about... |
| [21:31.20] | ... strippers. And, you know.... |
| [21:34.71] | I love you too. |
| [21:36.44] | Bye. |
| [21:37.81] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [21:39.38] | What? |
| [21:54.02] | Well, there' s a kiss he won' t forget for a few hours. |
| [21:58.66] | Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. |
| [22:08.37] | Is there a Julio here? |
| [22:11.41] | I am Julio. |
| [22:14.38] | Mr. Pretentious |
| [22:16.58] | You think there' s no one finer Your poems are unpublished |
| [22:19.88] | And you work in a diner |
| [22:21.89] | You' re no God' s gift to women That' s all in your head |
| [22:26.89] | You are just a buttmunch |
| [22:28.59] | No one likes a buttmunch! |
| [09:11.-3] | How was last night with Julio, senorita? |
| [09:21.-2] | ... and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. |
| [10:13.-3] | See you guys. Byebye. |
| [11:23.-3] | Congratulations on your first week At your brandnew job |
| [12:34.-3] | Why? How? How is he a genius? |
| [15:57.-2] | Just like the one in the poem. |
| [19:11.-3] | ... this Mark thing is hard for me. |
| [20:03.-4] | I gotta get going. |
| [22:30.-3] | And you' re also bad in bed |
| [00:03.92] | Does everybody hate these shoes? Yeah. |
| [00:06.69] | But nobody will focus on that if you wear that toweldress. |
| [00:12.62] | Tell him. |
| [00:13.69] | It' s her first day at this new job. You shouldn' t start with her. |
| [00:18.90] | All right. I suppose I can wait a day. |
| [00:22.60] | What are you doing Friday? Why? |
| [00:24.60] | Come to my weird cousin Albert' s bachelor party. |
| [00:27.54] | You know, he' s the botanist? |
| [00:29.57] | Oh, God! |
| [00:31.54] | Botanists are such geeks. |
| [00:34.88] | Is that a dinosaur tie? |
| [00:42.12] | Morning! |
| [00:43.46] | Rach, I' m here with the purses! |
| [00:47.56] | It must take you forever to find your keys. |
| [00:50.73] | Thank you, Pheebs. |
| [00:52.33] | You' re welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. |
| [00:55.67] | No, turtles scare me. I don' t need that today. |
| [00:59.40] | Honey, just relax. It' s gonna be fine. |
| [01:02.24] | Why don' t I come and take you to lunch? |
| [01:05.01] | Thank you! But Mark' s taking me out. |
| [01:08.65] | Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? |
| [01:12.65] | It' s like a " good luck on your first day" thing. |
| [01:15.59] | Is this a lunch box? |
| [01:17.79] | No, a purse. And there' s a thermos in it. |
| [01:22.93] | So can you make it on Friday? What? |
| [01:25.53] | I think so. Why am I invited to this again? |
| [01:28.30] | Apparently, Albert has no friends. |
| [01:30.14] | He' s excited about the bachelor party. |
| [01:32.30] | He' s only getting married so he can see a stripper. |
| [01:37.38] | A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. |
| [01:41.11] | Why don' t you guys get a magician? |
| [01:44.48] | If he can open my beer with his buttcheeks, then all right. |
| [01:50.00] | The One With All the Jealousy |
| [02:37.10] | She' s having lunch with him? Lunch with him? |
| [02:40.27] | You should' ve seen him hug her when she got the job! |
| [02:43.31] | And he' s really goodlooking. |
| [02:47.45] | What am I gonna do? You don' t do anything. |
| [02:50.15] | IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. |
| [02:54.35] | Don' t cry out loud. |
| [02:59.59] | Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? |
| [03:02.09] | I wanna say you, but it seems like such an easy answer. |
| [03:06.20] | It is me! |
| [03:07.27] | It' s a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. |
| [03:10.27] | So I think I' m gonna sing " New York, New York"... |
| [03:14.01] | ... and " I Left My Heart in San Francisco." |
| [03:19.38] | Joey, I don' t think you get to pick the cities. |
| [03:23.85] | What? |
| [03:24.88] | Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. |
| [03:28.35] | Who? |
| [03:31.22] | I' ll get you the Cliff Notes. |
| [03:33.46] | The what? |
| [03:35.79] | The abridgment. |
| [03:40.67] | The what? |
| [03:46.57] | Then the style number... |
| [03:48.71] | ... the invoice number and the shipping date. |
| [03:52.91] | Good. Any questions so far? |
| [03:55.55] | What kind of discount do we get? |
| [03:58.05] | Twenty percent. |
| [03:59.68] | I love this job! |
| [04:03.59] | My first call! Here, let me. |
| [04:06.82] | Rachel Greene' s line. May I help you? |
| [04:08.83] | Hi, is Rachel there? |
| [04:10.36] | And who may I say is calling? This is Ross. |
| [04:13.57] | Ross of...? |
| [04:15.33] | Of " Ross and Rachel." " |
| [04:18.54] | Hi, it' s Mark. |
| [04:20.54] | Hey, Mark. |
| [04:22.61] | Hold on a second. It' s Ross. |
| [04:26.51] | Hi, honey. |
| [04:28.18] | What' s Mark doing answering your phone? |
| [04:30.85] | Oh, he' s just goofing around. |
| [04:32.85] | Oh, that' s funny. |
| [04:36.92] | Why isn' t he goofing around in his own office? |
| [04:40.09] | This is his office too. I told you, we' re Joanna' s two assistants. |
| [04:44.80] | Why does Joanna need two assistants? |
| [04:46.93] | How lazy is she? |
| [04:50.07] | Oh, my God! What did I just do? |
| [04:52.44] | I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! |
| [04:54.87] | I gotta go! Mark, I need you! |
| [04:56.77] | Okay! Byebye! |
| [05:02.28] | I' m sorry, sweetie. I was just trying to |
| [05:05.08] | I was dialing another number. |
| [05:20.50] | I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. |
| [05:24.40] | You better go for it. |
| [05:25.84] | I' m not going for anything. |
| [05:28.11] | Well, if you don' t, I will. |
| [05:29.81] | Would you please go? |
| [05:32.08] | ' Night, Mon. |
| [05:35.31] | ' Night, Julio. |
| [05:48.13] | Someone left their book here. |
| [05:50.83] | Actually, that is mine. |
| [05:54.27] | What are you reading? |
| [05:55.87] | Flowers of Evil, by Baudelaire. Have you read it? |
| [06:00.44] | Have I read it? |
| [06:03.51] | No. Are you enjoying it? |
| [06:07.05] | I thought I would, but the translation' s no good. |
| [06:11.15] | You' re a poet and you don' t know it. |
| [06:16.82] | Actually, l.... |
| [06:18.86] | I am a poet. |
| [06:22.66] | So you do know it. |
| [06:29.13] | So what kind of things do you write about? |
| [06:33.54] | Things that move me: |
| [06:35.84] | The shadow of a tree... |
| [06:38.88] | ... a child laughing... |
| [06:42.15] | ... or this lip. |
| [06:43.92] | Mine? |
| [06:45.92] | Right here? |
| [06:48.85] | I could write an epic poem about this lip. |
| [06:58.83] | How would that go? |
| [07:11.34] | Well, it didn' t rhyme... |
| [07:14.21] | ... but I liked it. |
| [07:18.22] | You' ve got to pick a pocket or two... |
| [07:22.55] | ... boys |
| [07:24.26] | You' ve got to pick a pocket... |
| [07:27.53] | ... or two |
| [07:34.57] | Lovely. |
| [07:36.07] | Just lovely. |
| [07:37.70] | Really? Thanks. |
| [07:39.27] | We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. |
| [07:43.21] | Excellent! |
| [07:45.04] | I' ll be there. |
| [07:46.38] | Don' t forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. |
| [07:53.89] | My agent said that it wasn' t a dancing part. |
| [07:57.49] | All the roles gotta dance a little. |
| [08:00.56] | But with your dance background, it' ll be a piece of cake. |
| [08:03.93] | " Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? |
| [08:08.27] | " Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? |
| [08:13.30] | Everybody lies on their resume, okay? |
| [08:16.81] | I wasn' t one of the Zoom kids either. |
| [08:20.24] | Well, can you, like, dance at all? |
| [08:22.75] | Yeah, I can dance. You know.... |
| [08:37.70] | What is that? |
| [08:39.36] | Sure, it looks stupid now. There' s no music playing. |
| [08:43.70] | I have to get that. But, no, no. |
| [08:49.37] | Hi. |
| [08:52.01] | Listen, I' m in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. |
| [09:00.38] | Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? |
| [09:05.19] | So would I have to provide the grapes? |
| [09:09.46] | Hi. |
| [09:13.33] | It was amazing. He' s sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. |
| [09:18.24] | Last night we were fooling around... |
| [09:24.31] | Get out! I couldn' t stop if a meteor hit me. |
| [09:30.01] | We have our stripper, a " Miss Crystal Chandelier." |
| [09:35.00] | Name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be? |
| [09:40.83] | But he forgot to take the poem with him. |
| [09:43.76] | I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. |
| [09:48.50] | Check it out. |
| [09:51.94] | " The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" " |
| [09:55.21] | To yourself. |
| [10:00.71] | You know, that' s pretty good. |
| [10:02.78] | Yeah, I think so too. Phoebe? |
| [10:05.25] | Great! I' m so glad you guys like it! |
| [10:07.25] | I gotta go to work. I' m not done. |
| [10:10.69] | Give it back when you' re through. |
| [10:15.93] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Poor Monica! |
| [10:18.43] | What? What? What? |
| [10:20.93] | He was with her when he wrote this poem! |
| [10:23.40] | " My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? |
| [10:26.64] | " Now that I' ve touched you, you seem emptier still"? |
| [10:29.64] | He thinks Monica' s empty. She' s the empty vase! |
| [10:33.08] | You really think he meant that? |
| [10:35.11] | Totally. |
| [10:36.38] | Oh, God! And she seems so happy too. |
| [10:39.65] | Done. |
| [10:51.50] | Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? |
| [10:54.13] | Oh, yeah, sure! It' s right |
| [11:01.47] | What' s that? |
| [11:03.41] | It' s from Ross. It' s a Love Bug. |
| [11:07.78] | Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. |
| [11:11.82] | That' s not what he' s doing. |
| [11:13.78] | He' s just really romantic. |
| [11:16.59] | Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? |
| [11:21.79] | One, two, three. 1 2 3 |
| [11:26.60] | It won' t be long Before you' re the boss |
| [11:29.70] | And you know who will be there To support you |
| [11:33.00] | Your one and only boyfriend |
| [11:34.61] | It' s nice to have a boyfriend! |
| [11:36.34] | Your loyal, loving boyfriend, Ross! |
| [11:46.85] | I' m hurt! I' m actually hurt... |
| [11:49.79] | ... that you' d think I' d send those things out of anything but love. |
| [11:53.92] | Hurt! |
| [11:56.39] | All right, I get it. You' re hurt! |
| [11:59.20] | Can' t a guy send a barbershop quartet... |
| [12:01.63] | ... to his girlfriend' s office anymore? |
| [12:06.04] | Oh, please! It was so obvious... |
| [12:08.91] | ... Iike you were marking your territory. |
| [12:11.54] | You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! |
| [12:17.25] | I would never do that. |
| [12:21.72] | Look, I know what' s going on here. |
| [12:24.00] | Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. |
| [12:28.46] | Well, if Mark said that, then Mark' s an idiot. |
| [12:32.50] | Mark' s a genius. |
| [12:36.33] | Don' t you see what' s happening? |
| [12:38.17] | Instead of hitting on her now, he' s becoming her confidante. |
| [12:41.51] | Now he' s gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. |
| [12:45.01] | What am I gonna do? |
| [12:46.34] | Why don' t you send her a musical bug? |
| [12:48.41] | No, you already did that. |
| [12:53.02] | You' re gonna have to go there yourself now. |
| [12:55.92] | Make a few surprise visits. |
| [12:57.66] | I don' t know, guys. |
| [12:58.82] | Fine, don' t do anything. Sit and talk to us. |
| [13:01.33] | Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you. |
| [13:04.16] | And he' s being Mr. Joe Sensitive. |
| [13:05.93] | She' s thinking," Maybe he' s the guy for me because he understands me." |
| [13:10.27] | And before you know it, she' s with him. |
| [13:12.47] | And you' ll be all," Oh, man!" |
| [13:15.81] | And he' ll be all," Yes!" |
| [13:19.28] | And us, we' ll be like," Oh, dude!" |
| [13:24.38] | And pretty soon you' ll be like: |
| [13:27.12] | " Hi." |
| [13:29.89] | And," Well, I can' t go. Rachel and Mark might be there." |
| [13:35.46] | And we' ll be like," Man, get over it! It' s been four years!" |
| [13:41.37] | He paints quite a picture, doesn' t he? |
| [13:47.17] | Here' s the Shelley Segal stuff for December. |
| [13:49.57] | Wait, I' ve got something for you. |
| [13:52.91] | It' s okay. Rachel knows. |
| [13:54.81] | Yeah, but even so |
| [13:57.15] | I can' t help it. I' m just crazy about you. |
| [14:00.52] | Oh, that is so sweet! |
| [14:05.36] | I know I' m Mr. Inappropriate today, but it' s just so tough. |
| [14:08.69] | I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... |
| [14:12.43] | Come on, no one' s around. Just kiss me. |
| [14:15.03] | All right, that' s it! Get off of her! |
| [14:17.43] | What is going on? |
| [14:18.77] | What' s going on? I' ll tell you what' s going on! |
| [14:28.18] | I have been down in your store for 20 minutes, trying to get a tie. |
| [14:34.85] | What do I have to do to get some service? |
| [14:39.52] | Hi, Rach. |
| [14:50.77] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [14:57.11] | I' ve got a problem. |
| [14:58.71] | I just got a call from my dance captain. |
| [15:01.08] | He' s having a relationship crisis and can' t leave Long lsland. |
| [15:04.38] | Does that mean the audition' s off? |
| [15:06.62] | Seeing as you' ve got the most experience... |
| [15:10.29] | ... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. |
| [15:15.49] | What? |
| [15:17.09] | Come on, it' s easy. You know, it' s hand, hand... |
| [15:21.17] | ... head, head |
| [15:23.10] | ... up, pas de bourree, pas de bourree... |
| [15:25.00] | ... big turn here, rond de jambe.... |
| [15:27.94] | Slide, step, step... |
| [15:30.34] | ... and jazz hands! |
| [15:34.91] | So that' s," Steppitystep and jazz hands." |
| [15:38.25] | Have fun. |
| [15:40.45] | Bye. |
| [15:46.92] | What are you wrapping? |
| [15:48.76] | Look what I got Julio. |
| [15:54.20] | It' s a vase. |
| [15:58.70] | Not exactly like the one in the poem. |
| [16:02.34] | What do you mean? |
| [16:03.84] | Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? |
| [16:13.32] | So I' m just an empty vase? |
| [16:15.65] | What? |
| [16:17.45] | So, I don' t read as many important books as you do. |
| [16:20.06] | And I don' t write trick poems that aren' t about what they seem. |
| [16:24.73] | And I get excited about stupid stuff... |
| [16:27.40] | ... Iike when my People magazine comes... |
| [16:30.30] | ... and the new " Hold Everything" catalog. |
| [16:32.90] | But that doesn' t mean I' m empty. I care about things. Friends and family. |
| [16:37.37] | You have no right to judge me! You don' t even know me! |
| [16:41.91] | The poem is not about you. |
| [16:45.25] | What? |
| [16:46.38] | " The Empty Vase" is not about you. " |
| [16:49.39] | My baby preciosa.... |
| [16:51.66] | You make me so sad that you would think this. |
| [16:56.86] | I' m sorry. It' s.... |
| [16:58.53] | My friend Phoebe said |
| [17:00.93] | It' s about all women. |
| [17:04.60] | Well... |
| [17:05.84] | ... all American women. |
| [17:09.91] | You feel better now? |
| [17:16.91] | All right, let' s do it. |
| [17:39.10] | What was that? |
| [17:41.14] | It' s the best I could get out of them. |
| [17:45.31] | Well, people! |
| [17:47.04] | People, people, people! |
| [17:49.65] | Let' s try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. |
| [17:56.05] | Show ' em how it' s done. |
| [18:03.59] | Count it off, Mack. |
| [18:13.60] | |
| [18:17.41] | Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? |
| [18:20.34] | Look what I got! See, she' s dressed, right? |
| [18:23.58] | And then you click it, and uhoh, she' s naked! |
| [18:28.79] | And then you click it again and she' s dressed. |
| [18:31.66] | She' s a business woman walking down the street. |
| [18:34.19] | She' s window shopping, and oh, she' s naked! |
| [18:48.84] | I' m gonna spend some alone time with the pen. |
| [19:00.82] | I' m sorry. I was an idiot. |
| [19:04.02] | A big idiot. |
| [19:05.62] | A big idiot. |
| [19:08.29] | It' s just, you have to realize... |
| [19:13.33] | Why is it hard? We' ve been together for almost a year now. |
| [19:17.73] | Well, I was with Carol for, like, eight years. |
| [19:21.17] | And I lost her. |
| [19:24.04] | And now, if it' s possible, I think I love you even more. |
| [19:27.91] | So it' s hard for me to believe I' m not gonna... |
| [19:31.01] | ... well, that someone else isn' t gonna take you away. |
| [19:35.02] | Let it be me. Let it be me! |
| [19:43.00] | Honey, that' s very sweet. |
| [19:46.20] | It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other... |
| [19:50.23] | ... and trust each other, like we do... |
| [19:52.90] | ... there' s no reason to be jealous. |
| [20:04.62] | Bye, Chandler. |
| [20:06.78] | This pen' s getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? |
| [20:13.72] | Where you going? |
| [20:14.89] | I' ve gotta go pick up Ben for a playdate this afternoon. |
| [20:18.36] | |
| [20:19.70] | Just this woman I met last night at the party. |
| [20:22.47] | There was a woman at? |
| [20:26.60] | The stripper? |
| [20:30.54] | You have a playdate with a stripper? |
| [20:34.21] | Man, I gotta get a kid! |
| [20:44.32] | We started talking after she did her thing... |
| [20:47.22] | ... and she' s got a boy about Ben' s age. |
| [20:49.63] | So we' re gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. |
| [20:53.43] | ls that okay? Sure. Is she married? |
| [21:03.01] | Are you jealous? |
| [21:06.28] | I just don' t see why she has to play with you. |
| [21:09.31] | I mean, doesn' t she have any other strippermom friends of her own? |
| [21:17.79] | You are totally jealous! |
| [21:20.46] | I' m not jealous. |
| [21:21.93] | This is about... |
| [21:25.53] | ... people feeling certain things... |
| [21:28.93] | ... you know, about... |
| [21:31.20] | ... strippers. And, you know.... |
| [21:34.71] | I love you too. |
| [21:36.44] | Bye. |
| [21:37.81] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [21:39.38] | What? |
| [21:54.02] | Well, there' s a kiss he won' t forget for a few hours. |
| [21:58.66] | Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. |
| [22:08.37] | Is there a Julio here? |
| [22:11.41] | I am Julio. |
| [22:14.38] | Mr. Pretentious |
| [22:16.58] | You think there' s no one finer Your poems are unpublished |
| [22:19.88] | And you work in a diner |
| [22:21.89] | You' re no God' s gift to women That' s all in your head |
| [22:26.89] | You are just a buttmunch |
| [22:28.59] | No one likes a buttmunch! |
| [00:03.92] | 你们都觉得这双鞋很丑吗？ 对 |
| [00:06.69] | 别担心，没有人会注意的 只要你穿着那件浴巾装 |
| [00:12.62] | 你跟他说吧 |
| [00:13.69] | 这是她履新职的第一天 你不该一早就开她玩笑 |
| [00:18.90] | 好吧，我可以等到晚上再说 |
| [00:22.60] | 你星期五有节目吗？ 干嘛？ |
| [00:24.60] | 你得来参加我的怪堂哥 艾勃特的告别单身派对 |
| [00:27.54] | 你知道，他是植物学家 |
| [00:29.57] | 老天 |
| [00:31.54] | 植物学家都神神经经的 |
| [00:34.88] | 那是恐龙领带吗？ |
| [00:42.12] | 早安 |
| [00:43.46] | 瑞秋，我拿皮包来了 |
| [00:47.56] | 找钥匙就要找老半天吧 |
| [00:50.73] | 谢谢，菲比 |
| [00:52.33] | 不客气，拜托你用 这个乌龟包包 |
| [00:55.67] | 不，乌龟让我害怕 今天尤其不是时候 |
| [00:59.40] | 亲爱的，别紧张，没问题的 |
| [01:02.24] | 我过来跟你一起吃午饭吧？ |
| [01:05.01] | 谢了，但马克要带我去吃饭 |
| [01:08.65] | 马克？就是那个 帮你找工作的马克？ |
| [01:12.65] | 对，算是祝我工作顺利 |
| [01:15.59] | 那是午餐盒吗？ |
| [01:17.79] | 不，是皮包 里面还有个热水瓶 |
| [01:22.93] | 你星期五能来吗？ 什么？ |
| [01:25.53] | 我想可以吧 可是你为什么要请我呢？ |
| [01:28.30] | 显然艾勃特没有朋友 |
| [01:30.14] | 他对告别单身派对充满期待 |
| [01:32.30] | 我想他是为了看 脱衣舞娘才结婚的 |
| [01:37.38] | 请脱衣舞娘参加告别单身派对 你们真是老套 |
| [01:41.11] | 为什么不请魔术师？ |
| [01:44.48] | 如果魔术师可以用臀部 给我开啤酒，那就行 |
| [01:50.00] | 本集播出：“嫉妒的情人” |
| [02:37.10] | 她要跟她吃午饭？ 跟他吃午饭？ |
| [02:40.27] | 你该看看她被录取时 是怎么拥抱他的 |
| [02:43.31] | 而且他相貌堂堂 |
| [02:47.45] | 我该怎么办？ 不怎么办 |
| [02:50.15] | 放在心里 学着隐藏你的感情 |
| [02:54.35] | 不要大呼小叫 |
| [02:59.59] | 猜猜谁得到了百老汇 音乐剧的试演机会？ |
| [03:02.09] | 我本来要说是你 不过这个答案好像太容易了 |
| [03:06.20] | 就是我 |
| [03:07.27] | 这是音乐剧版的“双城记” |
| [03:10.27] | 我想我要唱“纽约，纽约” |
| [03:14.01] | 和“我把心留在旧金山” |
| [03:19.38] | 乔伊，我想轮不到你来挑城市 |
| [03:23.85] | 什么？ |
| [03:24.88] | 这是狄更斯先生的权利 |
| [03:28.35] | 谁？ |
| [03:31.22] | 我拿克里夫手集给你 |
| [03:33.46] | 什么？ |
| [03:35.79] | 简易文学读本 |
| [03:40.67] | 什么？ |
| [03:46.57] | 型号 |
| [03:48.71] | 发货号码…和出货日期 |
| [03:52.91] | 很好，有问题吗？ |
| [03:55.55] | 我们有多少折扣？ |
| [03:58.05] | 八折 |
| [03:59.68] | 我爱死这份工作了 |
| [04:03.59] | 我的第一通电话 来，让我代劳 |
| [04:06.82] | 瑞秋葛林，需要我效劳吗？ |
| [04:08.83] | 嗨，瑞秋在吗？ |
| [04:10.36] | 请问是哪一位？ 我是罗斯 |
| [04:13.57] | 哪位罗斯？ |
| [04:15.33] | 罗斯和瑞秋”的罗斯 |
| [04:18.54] | 嗨，我是马克 |
| [04:20.54] | -Hey. 嘿，马克 嘿 |
| [04:22.61] | 等一下 好 |
| [04:26.51] | 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [04:28.18] | 马克怎么会替你接电话？ |
| [04:30.85] | 他只是在瞎混罢了 |
| [04:32.85] | 有意思 |
| [04:36.92] | 他干嘛不在自己办公室瞎混？ |
| [04:40.09] | 这里就是他办公室，我说过 我们是乔安娜的两个助理 |
| [04:44.80] | 乔安娜为什么需要两个助理？ |
| [04:46.93] | 她很懒吗？ |
| [04:50.07] | 我的天，我做了什么？ |
| [04:52.44] | 我刚把三千副胸罩 送到人事部去了 |
| [04:54.87] | 我要挂电话了 马克，我需要你 |
| [04:56.77] | 好，再见 |
| [05:02.28] | 对不起，甜心，我只是要… |
| [05:05.08] | 我只是要打下一个电话 |
| [05:20.50] | 我30秒钟换好衣服 就是让你跟他独处 |
| [05:24.40] | 你最好赶快展开攻势 |
| [05:25.84] | 我不要展开什么攻势 |
| [05:28.11] | 你不要的话，我要 |
| [05:29.81] | 拜托你走吧？ |
| [05:32.08] | 晚安，摩妮卡 |
| [05:35.31] | 晚安，胡利欧 |
| [05:48.13] | 胡利欧，有人把书忘在这里了 |
| [05:50.83] | 老实说，那是我的书 |
| [05:54.27] | 你在看什么书？ |
| [05:55.87] | 波特来尔的“恶之华” 你看过没有？ |
| [06:00.44] | 我看过没有？ |
| [06:03.51] | 没有，你喜欢吗？ |
| [06:07.05] | 我本来以为我会喜欢 不过翻译得不好 |
| [06:11.15] | 你是诗人，居然不懂 |
| [06:16.82] | 其实，我… |
| [06:18.86] | 我是诗人 |
| [06:22.66] | 那你一定懂了 |
| [06:29.13] | 你都写些什么？ |
| [06:33.54] | 写一些让我感动的事物 |
| [06:35.84] | 婆娑树影 |
| [06:38.88] | 童稚笑容 |
| [06:42.15] | 或这片嘴唇 |
| [06:43.92] | 我的？ |
| [06:45.92] | 这里？ |
| [06:48.85] | 我可以为这片嘴唇写一部史诗 |
| [06:58.83] | 要怎么写？ |
| [07:11.34] | 虽然没有押韵… |
| [07:14.21] | 不过我喜欢 |
| [07:18.22] | 你们得扒一、两个钱包 |
| [07:22.55] | 孩子们… |
| [07:24.26] | 你得扒一、两个… |
| [07:27.53] | 钱包… |
| [07:34.57] | 真好 |
| [07:36.07] | 太好了 |
| [07:37.70] | 真的？谢谢 |
| [07:39.27] | 乔伊，我们非常希望 星期六再看到你 |
| [07:43.21] | 太好了 |
| [07:45.04] | 我会来的 |
| [07:46.38] | 别忘了带你的爵士舞鞋 来参加舞蹈试演 |
| [07:53.89] | 我的经纪人说 这个角色不必跳舞 |
| [07:57.49] | 所有的角色都要跳一点舞 |
| [08:00.56] | 但以你的舞蹈背景 小意思罢了 |
| [08:03.93] | 追随妥拉萨普 学习三年现代舞？ |
| [08:08.27] | 在美国芭蕾舞团待了五年？ |
| [08:13.30] | 谁的履历表不灌水？ |
| [08:16.81] | 我也没有演过ZOOM |
| [08:20.24] | 你到底会不会跳舞？ |
| [08:22.75] | 我会跳舞，你知道… |
| [08:37.70] | 这是干什么？ |
| [08:39.36] | 现在看起来很蠢 因为没有放音乐 |
| [08:43.70] | 我得去接电话 不过，不要… |
| [08:49.37] | 嗨 |
| [08:52.01] | 听我说，我需要个脱衣舞娘 我听说你是跳脱衣舞的 |
| [09:00.38] | 我问你，你多收一百块 可以额外提供什么服务？ |
| [09:05.19] | 那我要提供葡萄吗？ |
| [09:09.46] | 嗨 |
| [09:11.-3] | 你昨晚跟胡利欧 约会的情况怎么样，小姐？ |
| [09:13.33] | 简直不可思议，他性感又聪明 这让他显得更性感 |
| [09:18.24] | 我得告诉你 昨晚我们亲热的时候… |
| [09:21.-2] | 突然之间，他停下来写诗… |
| [09:24.31] | 少来了，我就算被 陨石打中也停不下来 |
| [09:30.01] | 我们请了脱衣舞娘 “水晶吊灯小姐” |
| [09:35.00] | 给小孩取这种名字 长大了还能做什么？ |
| [09:40.83] | 但他忘了把这首诗带走 |
| [09:43.76] | 我看不懂诗 不过我觉得这是一首好诗 |
| [09:48.50] | 你们看看 |
| [09:51.94] | 空花瓶” 半透明的美 |
| [09:55.21] | 不要念出来 |
| [10:00.71] | 写得很好 |
| [10:02.78] | 对，我也觉得，菲比？ |
| [10:05.25] | 太棒了 我真高兴你们都喜欢 |
| [10:07.25] | 我得去上班了 我还没看完 |
| [10:10.69] | 看完再还给我 |
| [10:13.-3] | 回头见 再见 |
| [10:15.93] | 我的天…可怜的摩妮卡 |
| [10:18.43] | 怎么了？… |
| [10:20.93] | 他在跟她亲热的时候写这首诗 |
| [10:23.40] | 我的花瓶如此美丽 内里空无一物 |
| [10:26.64] | 如今我伸手触摸 你看似更加空洞 |
| [10:29.64] | 她觉得摩妮卡很空洞 她是个空花瓶 |
| [10:33.08] | 你真的觉得他是这个意思？ |
| [10:35.11] | 一点都没错 |
| [10:36.38] | 老天，她看起来好幸福 |
| [10:39.65] | 看完了 |
| [10:51.50] | 你有圣罗兰的档案吗？ |
| [10:54.13] | 当然有，就在 |
| [11:01.47] | 那是什么？ |
| [11:03.41] | 是罗斯送的，爱的金龟 |
| [11:07.78] | 他想向全世界宣告 你已经名花有主了 |
| [11:11.82] | 他不是这个意思 |
| [11:13.78] | 他只是非常浪漫罢了 |
| [11:16.59] | 对不起，你是瑞秋格林吗？ |
| [11:21.79] | |
| [11:23.-3] | 恭喜你履新职的第一周 |
| [11:26.60] | 要不了多久你就会当老板了 |
| [11:29.70] | 你知道到时候 谁会支持你 |
| [11:33.00] | 就是你唯一的男朋友 |
| [11:34.61] | 有男朋友真好 |
| [11:36.34] | 你忠心、深情的男友，罗斯 |
| [11:46.85] | 我伤心，我真地很伤心… |
| [11:49.79] | 你居然以为我送那些东西 不是出于对你的爱 |
| [11:53.92] | 伤心 |
| [11:56.39] | 好，我懂了，你很伤心 |
| [11:59.20] | 男人不能请理发店四重唱… |
| [12:01.63] | 到女朋友的办公室吗？ |
| [12:06.04] | 拜托，罗斯 这实在太明显了 |
| [12:08.91] | 你好像在划定地盘 |
| [12:11.54] | 你干脆到办公室来 在我的桌子周围撒尿好了 |
| [12:17.25] | 我绝对不会这么做 |
| [12:21.72] | 听我说，我知道这是怎么回事 |
| [12:24.00] | 马克都跟我解释过了 他说你们男人就是这样 |
| [12:28.46] | 如果马克这么说 那马克就是白痴 |
| [12:32.50] | 马克是个天才 |
| [12:34.-3] | 为什么？怎么说？ 他为什么会是天才？ |
| [12:36.33] | 你还看不出来吗？ |
| [12:38.17] | 他没有勾引她 反而当了她的手帕交 |
| [12:41.51] | 现在她就会跑去跟他抱怨你 |
| [12:45.01] | 我该怎么办？ |
| [12:46.34] | 何不送她一个音乐金龟？ |
| [12:48.41] | 不，你已经送过了 |
| [12:53.02] | 你得亲自过去 |
| [12:55.92] | 偶尔让她惊喜一下 |
| [12:57.66] | 我不知道 |
| [12:58.82] | 很好，不要轻举妄动 坐着跟我们聊天 |
| [13:01.33] | 这时候她正在跟她谈你 |
| [13:04.16] | 他对她体帖入微 |
| [13:05.93] | 她在想“也许他就是我的伴侣 他这么了解我” |
| [13:10.27] | 你还没搞清楚状况 她就跟他在一起了 |
| [13:12.47] | 你就会说“老天” |
| [13:15.81] | 他会说“太棒了” |
| [13:19.28] | 我们都会说“傻瓜” |
| [13:24.38] | 很快你就会说… |
| [13:27.12] | “嗨” |
| [13:29.89] | 还有“我不能去 瑞秋和马克可能在那里” |
| [13:35.46] | 我们会说“忘了吧 已经四年了” |
| [13:41.37] | 他说得活灵活现，不是吗？ |
| [13:47.17] | 这是雪丽席格12月的设计 |
| [13:49.57] | 等等，我有东西要给你 |
| [13:52.91] | 没关系，瑞秋知道 |
| [13:54.81] | 对，但就算是这样… |
| [13:57.15] | 我控制不了，我为你疯狂 |
| [14:00.52] | 你真会讲话 |
| [14:05.36] | 我知道我老是做不得体的事 但是这真的好难 |
| [14:08.69] | 看着你走来走去 我好想把你抱在怀里 |
| [14:12.43] | 来，这里没有人，吻我吧 |
| [14:15.03] | 好了，够了，放开她 |
| [14:17.43] | 怎么回事？ |
| [14:18.77] | 怎么回事？ 我告诉你这是怎么回事 |
| [14:28.18] | 我在你们公司 找领带找了20分钟 |
| [14:34.85] | 要怎么样才有人来服务我？ |
| [14:39.52] | 嗨，瑞秋 |
| [14:50.77] | 乔伊特里班尼 |
| [14:57.11] | 现在出了问题 |
| [14:58.71] | 舞蹈领队打电话来 |
| [15:01.08] | 他感情出现危机 不能离开长岛 |
| [15:04.38] | 这表示试演取消了吗？ |
| [15:06.62] | 既然你的经验丰富 |
| [15:10.29] | 我希望你来带舞者动作 |
| [15:15.49] | 什么？ |
| [15:17.09] | 好啦，很简单嘛 你知道，就是手… |
| [15:21.17] | ... 头… |
| [15:23.10] | 抬起来…不要挤在一起… |
| [15:25.00] | 大旋转…腿转圈… |
| [15:27.94] | 滑过来，一步，再一步… |
| [15:30.34] | 爵士手势 |
| [15:34.91] | 这么说是踏步舞步和爵士手势 |
| [15:38.25] | 跳得高兴点 |
| [15:40.45] | 再见 |
| [15:46.92] | 你在包什么？ |
| [15:48.76] | 看我送胡利欧什么？ |
| [15:54.20] | 是个花瓶 |
| [15:57.-2] | 就像他那首诗 |
| [15:58.70] | 不完全跟那首诗一样 |
| [16:02.34] | 此话怎讲？ |
| [16:03.84] | 记得你说过你不会看诗吗？ |
| [16:13.32] | 这么说我只是个空洞的花瓶？ |
| [16:15.65] | 什么？ |
| [16:17.45] | 好，我不像你那样常看名著 |
| [16:20.06] | 我也不写表里不一的怪诗 |
| [16:24.73] | 我喜欢愚蠢的东西 |
| [16:27.40] | 就像我的时人杂志来的时候… |
| [16:30.30] | 还有“抓住一切”的 型录来的时候… |
| [16:32.90] | 但这不表示我是空洞的 我关心我的家人和朋友 |
| [16:37.37] | 你没有权利批判我 你根本不了解我 |
| [16:41.91] | 这首诗讲的不是你 |
| [16:45.25] | 什么？ |
| [16:46.38] | 空花瓶”讲的不是你 |
| [16:49.39] | 我亲爱的宝贝… |
| [16:51.66] | 你居然这么想，我好难过 |
| [16:56.86] | 对不起，这… |
| [16:58.53] | 我朋友菲比说… |
| [17:00.93] | 这是讲所有的女人 |
| [17:04.60] | 应该是说… |
| [17:05.84] | 全美国的女人 |
| [17:09.91] | 释怀了没有？ |
| [17:16.91] | 好，来吧 |
| [17:39.10] | 那是什么玩意儿？ |
| [17:41.14] | 他们最多只能跳到这个程度 |
| [17:45.31] | 各位… |
| [17:47.04] | 各位… |
| [17:49.65] | 我们再试一次 这次大家好好看着乔伊 |
| [17:56.05] | 教他们怎么跳 |
| [18:03.59] | 弹琴，麦克 |
| [18:13.60] | “中央咖啡厅” |
| [18:17.41] | 你昨晚参加告别单身派对 玩得开心吗？ |
| [18:20.34] | 看我拿到什么？ 看，她穿着衣服，对吗？ |
| [18:23.58] | 然后按一下 她 了 |
| [18:28.79] | 然后再按一下 她又穿上衣服了 |
| [18:31.66] | 她是个做生意的女人 走在大街上 |
| [18:34.19] | 她在逛橱窗 哦，她 了 |
| [18:48.84] | 我要跟这只笔独处一阵子 |
| [19:00.82] | 对不起，我是个白痴 |
| [19:04.02] | 大白痴 |
| [19:05.62] | 大白痴 |
| [19:08.29] | 你必须了解… |
| [19:11.-3] | 我很难接受马克这件事… |
| [19:13.33] | 为什么？我们在一起快一年了 |
| [19:17.73] | 我跟卡洛在一起八年了 |
| [19:21.17] | 而我失去了她 |
| [19:24.04] | 现在，如果有这个可能 我想我爱你比爱她更深 |
| [19:27.91] | 所以我很难相信我不会… |
| [19:31.01] | 别人不会把你夺走… |
| [19:35.02] | 让我夺走她吧… |
| [19:43.00] | 亲爱的，你的话好窝心 |
| [19:46.20] | 我只是觉得 如果两个人彼此相爱 |
| [19:50.23] | 彼此信任，像我们这样 |
| [19:52.90] | 就没有理由嫉妒 |
| [20:03.-4] | 我得走了 |
| [20:04.62] | 再见，钱德 |
| [20:06.78] | 这枝笔有点无聊了 可以帮我拿几本色情杂志吗？ |
| [20:13.72] | 你要去哪里？ |
| [20:14.89] | 我得去接班 带他跟别人出去玩 |
| [20:18.36] | With who? 跟谁？ |
| [20:19.70] | 跟我昨晚在派对上认识的女人 |
| [20:22.47] | 昨晚派对的女人… |
| [20:26.60] | 脱衣舞娘？ |
| [20:30.54] | 你跟脱衣舞娘一起出去玩？ |
| [20:34.21] | 老天，我得生个孩子才行 |
| [20:44.32] | 她跳玩脱衣舞之后 我们开始聊天 |
| [20:47.22] | 她有个和班年龄相仿的儿子 |
| [20:49.63] | 我们要带孩子去上健保园 |
| [20:53.43] | 可以吗？ 当然可以，她结婚没有？ |
| [21:03.01] | 你嫉妒吗？ |
| [21:06.28] | 我不懂她干嘛跟你出去玩 |
| [21:09.31] | 她没有其他当妈妈的 脱衣舞娘朋友吗？ |
| [21:17.79] | 你嫉妒得要命 |
| [21:20.46] | 我才没有嫉妒 |
| [21:21.93] | 这是因为… |
| [21:25.53] | 人们对脱衣舞娘… |
| [21:28.93] | 都有某种… |
| [21:31.20] | 看法，你知道… |
| [21:34.71] | 我也爱你 |
| [21:36.44] | 再见 |
| [21:37.81] | 等等… |
| [21:39.38] | 干嘛？ |
| [21:54.02] | 这个吻可以让他 回味好几个小时 |
| [21:58.66] | 否则，你刚煽起他的火来 反而便宜了脱衣舞娘 |
| [22:08.37] | 胡利欧在这里吗？ |
| [22:11.41] | 我就是胡利欧 |
| [22:14.38] | 你非常自以为是 |
| [22:16.58] | 以为自己好得不得了 你的诗都没出版 |
| [22:19.88] | 你在餐厅工作 |
| [22:21.89] | 你不是上帝对女人的恩赐 这只是你自以为是 |
| [22:26.89] | 你只是个马屁精 |
| [22:28.59] | 没人喜欢马屁精 |
| [22:30.-3] | 你的床上工夫也很烂 |
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