| 歌曲 | Friends S03E12 |
| 歌手 | 英语听力 |
| 专辑 | 老友记（第三季） |
| [09:11.-3] | How was last night with Julio,senorita? |
| [09:21.-2] | ...and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. |
| [10:13.-3] | -See you guys. -Bye-bye. |
| [11:23.-3] | Congratulations on your first week At your brand-new job |
| [12:34.-3] | Why? How? How is he a genius? |
| [15:57.-2] | Just like the one in the poem. |
| [19:11.-3] | ...this Mark thing is hard for me. |
| [20:03.-4] | I gotta get going. |
| [22:30.-3] | And you're also bad in bed |
| [00:03.92] | -Does everybody hate these shoes? -Yeah. |
| [00:06.69] | But nobody will focus on that if you wear that towel-dress. |
| [00:12.62] | Tell him. |
| [00:13.69] | It's her first day at this new job. You shouldn't start with her. |
| [00:18.90] | All right. I suppose I can wait a day. |
| [00:22.60] | -What are you doing Friday? -Why? |
| [00:24.60] | Come to my weird cousin Albert's bachelor party. |
| [00:27.54] | You know,he's the botanist? |
| [00:29.57] | Oh,God! |
| [00:31.54] | Botanists are such geeks. |
| [00:34.88] | Is that a dinosaur tie? |
| [00:42.12] | Morning! |
| [00:43.46] | Rach,I'm here with the purses! |
| [00:47.56] | It must take you forever to find your keys. |
| [00:50.73] | Thank you,Pheebs. |
| [00:52.33] | You're welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. |
| [00:55.67] | No,turtles scare me. I don't need that today. |
| [00:59.40] | Honey,just relax. It's gonna be fine. |
| [01:02.24] | Why don't I come and take you to lunch? |
| [01:05.01] | Thank you! But Mark's taking me out. |
| [01:08.65] | Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? |
| [01:12.65] | It's like a "good luck on your first day" thing. |
| [01:15.59] | Is this a lunch box? |
| [01:17.79] | No,a purse. And there's a thermos in it. |
| [01:22.93] | -So can you make it on Friday? -What? |
| [01:25.53] | I think so. Why am I invited to this again? |
| [01:28.30] | Apparently,Albert has no friends. |
| [01:30.14] | He's excited about the bachelor party. |
| [01:32.30] | He's only getting married so he can see a stripper. |
| [01:37.38] | A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. |
| [01:41.11] | Why don't you guys get a magician? |
| [01:44.48] | If he can open my beer with his butt-cheeks,then all right. |
| [01:50.00] | The One With All the Jealousy |
| [02:37.10] | She's having lunch with him? Lunch with him? |
| [02:40.27] | You should've seen him hug her when she got the job! |
| [02:43.31] | And he's really good-looking. |
| [02:47.45] | -What am I gonna do? -You don't do anything. |
| [02:50.15] | IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. |
| [02:54.35] | Don't cry out loud. |
| [02:59.59] | Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? |
| [03:02.09] | I wanna say you,but it seems like such an easy answer. |
| [03:06.20] | It is me! |
| [03:07.27] | It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. |
| [03:10.27] | So I think I'm gonna sing "New York,New York"... |
| [03:14.01] | ...and "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." |
| [03:19.38] | Joey,I don't think you get to pick the cities. |
| [03:23.85] | What? |
| [03:24.88] | Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. |
| [03:28.35] | Who? |
| [03:31.22] | I'll get you the Cliff Notes. |
| [03:33.46] | The what? |
| [03:35.79] | The abridgment. |
| [03:40.67] | The what? |
| [03:46.57] | Then the style number... |
| [03:48.71] | ...the invoice number and the shipping date. |
| [03:52.91] | Good. Any questions so far? |
| [03:55.55] | What kind of discount do we get? |
| [03:58.05] | Twenty percent. |
| [03:59.68] | I love this job! |
| [04:03.59] | -My first call! -Here,let me. |
| [04:06.82] | Rachel Greene's line. May I help you? |
| [04:08.83] | Hi,is Rachel there? |
| [04:10.36] | -And who may I say is calling? -This is Ross. |
| [04:13.57] | Ross of...? |
| [04:15.33] | Of "Ross and Rachel." “ |
| [04:18.54] | Hi,it's Mark. |
| [04:20.54] | -Hey,Mark. |
| [04:22.61] | Hold on a second. It's Ross. |
| [04:26.51] | Hi,honey. |
| [04:28.18] | What's Mark doing answering your phone? |
| [04:30.85] | Oh,he's just goofing around. |
| [04:32.85] | Oh,that's funny. |
| [04:36.92] | Why isn't he goofing around in his own office? |
| [04:40.09] | This is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants. |
| [04:44.80] | Why does Joanna need two assistants? |
| [04:46.93] | How lazy is she? |
| [04:50.07] | Oh,my God! What did I just do? |
| [04:52.44] | I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! |
| [04:54.87] | I gotta go! Mark,I need you! |
| [04:56.77] | Okay! Bye-bye! |
| [05:02.28] | I'm sorry,sweetie. I was just trying to |
| [05:05.08] | I was dialing another number. |
| [05:20.50] | I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. |
| [05:24.40] | You better go for it. |
| [05:25.84] | I'm not going for anything. |
| [05:28.11] | Well,if you don't,I will. |
| [05:29.81] | Would you please go? |
| [05:32.08] | 'Night,Mon. |
| [05:35.31] | 'Night,Julio. |
| [05:48.13] | Someone left their book here. |
| [05:50.83] | Actually,that is mine. |
| [05:54.27] | What are you reading? |
| [05:55.87] | Flowers of Evil,by Baudelaire. Have you read it? |
| [06:00.44] | Have I read it? |
| [06:03.51] | No. Are you enjoying it? |
| [06:07.05] | I thought I would, but the translation's no good. |
| [06:11.15] | You're a poet and you don't know it. |
| [06:16.82] | Actually,l.... |
| [06:18.86] | I am a poet. |
| [06:22.66] | So you do know it. |
| [06:29.13] | So what kind of things do you write about? |
| [06:33.54] | Things that move me: |
| [06:35.84] | The shadow of a tree... |
| [06:38.88] | ...a child laughing... |
| [06:42.15] | ...or this lip. |
| [06:43.92] | Mine? |
| [06:45.92] | Right here? |
| [06:48.85] | I could write an epic poem about this lip. |
| [06:58.83] | How would that go? |
| [07:11.34] | Well,it didn't rhyme... |
| [07:14.21] | ...but I liked it. |
| [07:18.22] | You've got to pick a pocket or two... |
| [07:22.55] | ...boys |
| [07:24.26] | You've got to pick a pocket... |
| [07:27.53] | ... or two |
| [07:34.57] | Lovely. |
| [07:36.07] | Just lovely. |
| [07:37.70] | Really? Thanks. |
| [07:39.27] | We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. |
| [07:43.21] | Excellent! |
| [07:45.04] | I'll be there. |
| [07:46.38] | Don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. |
| [07:53.89] | My agent said that it wasn't a dancing part. |
| [07:57.49] | All the roles gotta dance a little. |
| [08:00.56] | But with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake. |
| [08:03.93] | "Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? |
| [08:08.27] | "Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? |
| [08:13.30] | Everybody lies on their resume,okay? |
| [08:16.81] | I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either. |
| [08:20.24] | Well,can you,like,dance at all? |
| [08:22.75] | Yeah,I can dance. You know.... |
| [08:37.70] | What is that? |
| [08:39.36] | Sure,it looks stupid now. There's no music playing. |
| [08:43.70] | I have to get that. But,no,no. |
| [08:49.37] | Hi. |
| [08:52.01] | Listen,I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. |
| [09:00.38] | Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? |
| [09:05.19] | So would I have to provide the grapes? |
| [09:09.46] | Hi. |
| [09:13.33] | It was amazing. He's sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. |
| [09:18.24] | Last night we were fooling around... |
| [09:24.31] | Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me. |
| [09:30.01] | We have our stripper, a "Miss Crystal Chandelier." |
| [09:35.00] | Name a kid that,what do you expect them to grow up to be? |
| [09:40.83] | But he forgot to take the poem with him. |
| [09:43.76] | I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. |
| [09:48.50] | Check it out. |
| [09:51.94] | "The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" “ |
| [09:55.21] | To yourself. |
| [10:00.71] | You know,that's pretty good. |
| [10:02.78] | Yeah,I think so too. Phoebe? |
| [10:05.25] | Great! I'm so glad you guys like it! |
| [10:07.25] | -I gotta go to work. -I'm not done. |
| [10:10.69] | Give it back when you're through. |
| [10:15.93] | Oh,my God! Oh,my God! Poor Monica! |
| [10:18.43] | What? What? What? |
| [10:20.93] | He was with her when he wrote this poem! |
| [10:23.40] | "My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? |
| [10:26.64] | "Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still"? |
| [10:29.64] | He thinks Monica's empty. She's the empty vase! |
| [10:33.08] | You really think he meant that? |
| [10:35.11] | Totally. |
| [10:36.38] | Oh,God! And she seems so happy too. |
| [10:39.65] | Done. |
| [10:51.50] | Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? |
| [10:54.13] | Oh,yeah,sure! It's right |
| [11:01.47] | What's that? |
| [11:03.41] | It's from Ross. It's a Love Bug. |
| [11:07.78] | Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. |
| [11:11.82] | That's not what he's doing. |
| [11:13.78] | He's just really romantic. |
| [11:16.59] | Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? |
| [11:21.79] | One,two,three. 1、2、3 |
| [11:26.60] | It won't be long Before you're the boss |
| [11:29.70] | And you know who will be there To support you |
| [11:33.00] | Your one and only boyfriend |
| [11:34.61] | It's nice to have a boyfriend! |
| [11:36.34] | Your loyal,loving boyfriend,Ross! |
| [11:46.85] | I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt... |
| [11:49.79] | ...that you'd think I'd send those things out of anything but love. |
| [11:53.92] | Hurt! |
| [11:56.39] | All right,I get it. You're hurt! |
| [11:59.20] | Can't a guy send a barbershop quartet... |
| [12:01.63] | ...to his girlfriend's office anymore? |
| [12:06.04] | Oh,please! It was so obvious... |
| [12:08.91] | ...Iike you were marking your territory. |
| [12:11.54] | You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! |
| [12:17.25] | I would never do that. |
| [12:21.72] | Look,I know what's going on here. |
| [12:24.00] | Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. |
| [12:28.46] | Well,if Mark said that, then Mark's an idiot. |
| [12:32.50] | Mark's a genius. |
| [12:36.33] | Don't you see what's happening? |
| [12:38.17] | Instead of hitting on her now, he's becoming her confidante. |
| [12:41.51] | Now he's gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. |
| [12:45.01] | What am I gonna do? |
| [12:46.34] | Why don't you send her a musical bug? |
| [12:48.41] | No,you already did that. |
| [12:53.02] | You're gonna have to go there yourself now. |
| [12:55.92] | Make a few surprise visits. |
| [12:57.66] | I don't know,guys. |
| [12:58.82] | Fine,don't do anything. Sit and talk to us. |
| [13:01.33] | Meanwhile,she is talking to him about you. |
| [13:04.16] | And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. |
| [13:05.93] | She's thinking,"Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me." |
| [13:10.27] | And before you know it, she's with him. |
| [13:12.47] | And you'll be all,"Oh,man!" |
| [13:15.81] | And he'll be all,"Yes!" |
| [13:19.28] | And us,we'll be like,"Oh,dude!" |
| [13:24.38] | And pretty soon you'll be like: |
| [13:27.12] | "Hi." |
| [13:29.89] | And,"Well,I can't go. Rachel and Mark might be there." |
| [13:35.46] | And we'll be like,"Man,get over it! It's been four years!" |
| [13:41.37] | He paints quite a picture, doesn't he? |
| [13:47.17] | Here's the Shelley Segal stuff for December. |
| [13:49.57] | Wait,I've got something for you. |
| [13:52.91] | It's okay. Rachel knows. |
| [13:54.81] | Yeah,but even so |
| [13:57.15] | I can't help it. I'm just crazy about you. |
| [14:00.52] | Oh,that is so sweet! |
| [14:05.36] | I know I'm Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough. |
| [14:08.69] | I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... |
| [14:12.43] | Come on,no one's around. Just kiss me. |
| [14:15.03] | All right,that's it! Get off of her! |
| [14:17.43] | What is going on? |
| [14:18.77] | What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on! |
| [14:28.18] | I have been down in your store for 20 minutes,trying to get a tie. |
| [14:34.85] | What do I have to do to get some service? |
| [14:39.52] | Hi,Rach. |
| [14:50.77] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [14:57.11] | I've got a problem. |
| [14:58.71] | I just got a call from my dance captain. |
| [15:01.08] | He's having a relationship crisis and can't leave Long lsland. |
| [15:04.38] | Does that mean the audition's off? |
| [15:06.62] | Seeing as you've got the most experience... |
| [15:10.29] | ... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. |
| [15:15.49] | What? |
| [15:17.09] | Come on,it's easy. You know,it's hand,hand... |
| [15:21.17] | ... head,head |
| [15:23.10] | ... up,pas de bourree, pas de bourree... |
| [15:25.00] | ... big turn here,rond de jambe.... |
| [15:27.94] | Slide,step,step... |
| [15:30.34] | ...and jazz hands! |
| [15:34.91] | So that's,"Steppity-step and jazz hands." |
| [15:38.25] | Have fun. |
| [15:40.45] | Bye. |
| [15:46.92] | What are you wrapping? |
| [15:48.76] | Look what I got Julio. |
| [15:54.20] | It's a vase. |
| [15:58.70] | Not exactly like the one in the poem. |
| [16:02.34] | What do you mean? |
| [16:03.84] | Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? |
| [16:13.32] | So I'm just an empty vase? |
| [16:15.65] | What? |
| [16:17.45] | So,I don't read as many important books as you do. |
| [16:20.06] | And I don't write trick poems that aren't about what they seem. |
| [16:24.73] | And I get excited about stupid stuff... |
| [16:27.40] | ...Iike when my People magazine comes... |
| [16:30.30] | ...and the new "Hold Everything" catalog. |
| [16:32.90] | But that doesn't mean I'm empty. I care about things. Friends and family. |
| [16:37.37] | You have no right to judge me! You don't even know me! |
| [16:41.91] | The poem is not about you. |
| [16:45.25] | What? |
| [16:46.38] | "The Empty Vase" is not about you. “ |
| [16:49.39] | My baby preciosa.... |
| [16:51.66] | You make me so sad that you would think this. |
| [16:56.86] | I'm sorry. It's.... |
| [16:58.53] | My friend Phoebe said |
| [17:00.93] | It's about all women. |
| [17:04.60] | Well... |
| [17:05.84] | ...all American women. |
| [17:09.91] | You feel better now? |
| [17:16.91] | All right,let's do it. |
| [17:39.10] | What was that? |
| [17:41.14] | It's the best I could get out of them. |
| [17:45.31] | Well,people! |
| [17:47.04] | People,people,people! |
| [17:49.65] | Let's try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. |
| [17:56.05] | Show 'em how it's done. |
| [18:03.59] | Count it off,Mack. |
| [18:13.60] | |
| [18:17.41] | Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? |
| [18:20.34] | Look what I got! See,she's dressed,right? |
| [18:23.58] | And then you click it, and uh-oh,she's naked! |
| [18:28.79] | And then you click it again and she's dressed. |
| [18:31.66] | She's a business woman walking down the street. |
| [18:34.19] | She's window shopping, and oh,she's naked! |
| [18:48.84] | I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen. |
| [19:00.82] | I'm sorry. I was an idiot. |
| [19:04.02] | A big idiot. |
| [19:05.62] | A big idiot. |
| [19:08.29] | It's just, you have to realize... |
| [19:13.33] | Why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now. |
| [19:17.73] | Well,I was with Carol for,like,eight years. |
| [19:21.17] | And I lost her. |
| [19:24.04] | And now,if it's possible, I think I love you even more. |
| [19:27.91] | So it's hard for me to believe I'm not gonna... |
| [19:31.01] | ...well,that someone else isn't gonna take you away. |
| [19:35.02] | Let it be me. Let it be me! |
| [19:43.00] | Honey,that's very sweet. |
| [19:46.20] | It just seems to me,though, that if two people love each other... |
| [19:50.23] | ...and trust each other, like we do... |
| [19:52.90] | ...there's no reason to be jealous. |
| [20:04.62] | Bye,Chandler. |
| [20:06.78] | This pen's getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? |
| [20:13.72] | Where you going? |
| [20:14.89] | I've gotta go pick up Ben for a play-date this afternoon. |
| [20:18.36] | |
| [20:19.70] | Just this woman I met last night at the party. |
| [20:22.47] | There was a woman at? |
| [20:26.60] | The stripper? |
| [20:30.54] | You have a play-date with a stripper? |
| [20:34.21] | Man,I gotta get a kid! |
| [20:44.32] | We started talking after she did her thing... |
| [20:47.22] | ...and she's got a boy about Ben's age. |
| [20:49.63] | So we're gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. |
| [20:53.43] | -ls that okay? -Sure. Is she married? |
| [21:03.01] | Are you jealous? |
| [21:06.28] | I just don't see why she has to play with you. |
| [21:09.31] | I mean,doesn't she have any other stripper-mom friends of her own? |
| [21:17.79] | You are totally jealous! |
| [21:20.46] | I'm not jealous. |
| [21:21.93] | This is about... |
| [21:25.53] | ... people feeling certain things... |
| [21:28.93] | ...you know,about... |
| [21:31.20] | ...strippers. And,you know.... |
| [21:34.71] | I love you too. |
| [21:36.44] | Bye. |
| [21:37.81] | Wait,wait,wait! |
| [21:39.38] | What? |
| [21:54.02] | Well,there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours. |
| [21:58.66] | Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. |
| [22:08.37] | Is there a Julio here? |
| [22:11.41] | I am Julio. |
| [22:14.38] | Mr. Pretentious |
| [22:16.58] | You think there's no one finer Your poems are unpublished |
| [22:19.88] | And you work in a diner |
| [22:21.89] | You're no God's gift to women That's all in your head |
| [22:26.89] | You are just a butt-munch |
| [22:28.59] | No one likes a butt-munch! |
| [09:11.-3] | How was last night with Julio, senorita? |
| [09:21.-2] | ... and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem. |
| [10:13.-3] | See you guys. Byebye. |
| [11:23.-3] | Congratulations on your first week At your brandnew job |
| [12:34.-3] | Why? How? How is he a genius? |
| [15:57.-2] | Just like the one in the poem. |
| [19:11.-3] | ... this Mark thing is hard for me. |
| [20:03.-4] | I gotta get going. |
| [22:30.-3] | And you' re also bad in bed |
| [00:03.92] | Does everybody hate these shoes? Yeah. |
| [00:06.69] | But nobody will focus on that if you wear that toweldress. |
| [00:12.62] | Tell him. |
| [00:13.69] | It' s her first day at this new job. You shouldn' t start with her. |
| [00:18.90] | All right. I suppose I can wait a day. |
| [00:22.60] | What are you doing Friday? Why? |
| [00:24.60] | Come to my weird cousin Albert' s bachelor party. |
| [00:27.54] | You know, he' s the botanist? |
| [00:29.57] | Oh, God! |
| [00:31.54] | Botanists are such geeks. |
| [00:34.88] | Is that a dinosaur tie? |
| [00:42.12] | Morning! |
| [00:43.46] | Rach, I' m here with the purses! |
| [00:47.56] | It must take you forever to find your keys. |
| [00:50.73] | Thank you, Pheebs. |
| [00:52.33] | You' re welcome. Please want the one with the turtles. |
| [00:55.67] | No, turtles scare me. I don' t need that today. |
| [00:59.40] | Honey, just relax. It' s gonna be fine. |
| [01:02.24] | Why don' t I come and take you to lunch? |
| [01:05.01] | Thank you! But Mark' s taking me out. |
| [01:08.65] | Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job? |
| [01:12.65] | It' s like a " good luck on your first day" thing. |
| [01:15.59] | Is this a lunch box? |
| [01:17.79] | No, a purse. And there' s a thermos in it. |
| [01:22.93] | So can you make it on Friday? What? |
| [01:25.53] | I think so. Why am I invited to this again? |
| [01:28.30] | Apparently, Albert has no friends. |
| [01:30.14] | He' s excited about the bachelor party. |
| [01:32.30] | He' s only getting married so he can see a stripper. |
| [01:37.38] | A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliche. |
| [01:41.11] | Why don' t you guys get a magician? |
| [01:44.48] | If he can open my beer with his buttcheeks, then all right. |
| [01:50.00] | The One With All the Jealousy |
| [02:37.10] | She' s having lunch with him? Lunch with him? |
| [02:40.27] | You should' ve seen him hug her when she got the job! |
| [02:43.31] | And he' s really goodlooking. |
| [02:47.45] | What am I gonna do? You don' t do anything. |
| [02:50.15] | IKeep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. |
| [02:54.35] | Don' t cry out loud. |
| [02:59.59] | Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical? |
| [03:02.09] | I wanna say you, but it seems like such an easy answer. |
| [03:06.20] | It is me! |
| [03:07.27] | It' s a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities. |
| [03:10.27] | So I think I' m gonna sing " New York, New York"... |
| [03:14.01] | ... and " I Left My Heart in San Francisco." |
| [03:19.38] | Joey, I don' t think you get to pick the cities. |
| [03:23.85] | What? |
| [03:24.88] | Mr. Dickens gets to pick them. |
| [03:28.35] | Who? |
| [03:31.22] | I' ll get you the Cliff Notes. |
| [03:33.46] | The what? |
| [03:35.79] | The abridgment. |
| [03:40.67] | The what? |
| [03:46.57] | Then the style number... |
| [03:48.71] | ... the invoice number and the shipping date. |
| [03:52.91] | Good. Any questions so far? |
| [03:55.55] | What kind of discount do we get? |
| [03:58.05] | Twenty percent. |
| [03:59.68] | I love this job! |
| [04:03.59] | My first call! Here, let me. |
| [04:06.82] | Rachel Greene' s line. May I help you? |
| [04:08.83] | Hi, is Rachel there? |
| [04:10.36] | And who may I say is calling? This is Ross. |
| [04:13.57] | Ross of...? |
| [04:15.33] | Of " Ross and Rachel." " |
| [04:18.54] | Hi, it' s Mark. |
| [04:20.54] | Hey, Mark. |
| [04:22.61] | Hold on a second. It' s Ross. |
| [04:26.51] | Hi, honey. |
| [04:28.18] | What' s Mark doing answering your phone? |
| [04:30.85] | Oh, he' s just goofing around. |
| [04:32.85] | Oh, that' s funny. |
| [04:36.92] | Why isn' t he goofing around in his own office? |
| [04:40.09] | This is his office too. I told you, we' re Joanna' s two assistants. |
| [04:44.80] | Why does Joanna need two assistants? |
| [04:46.93] | How lazy is she? |
| [04:50.07] | Oh, my God! What did I just do? |
| [04:52.44] | I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel! |
| [04:54.87] | I gotta go! Mark, I need you! |
| [04:56.77] | Okay! Byebye! |
| [05:02.28] | I' m sorry, sweetie. I was just trying to |
| [05:05.08] | I was dialing another number. |
| [05:20.50] | I got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him. |
| [05:24.40] | You better go for it. |
| [05:25.84] | I' m not going for anything. |
| [05:28.11] | Well, if you don' t, I will. |
| [05:29.81] | Would you please go? |
| [05:32.08] | ' Night, Mon. |
| [05:35.31] | ' Night, Julio. |
| [05:48.13] | Someone left their book here. |
| [05:50.83] | Actually, that is mine. |
| [05:54.27] | What are you reading? |
| [05:55.87] | Flowers of Evil, by Baudelaire. Have you read it? |
| [06:00.44] | Have I read it? |
| [06:03.51] | No. Are you enjoying it? |
| [06:07.05] | I thought I would, but the translation' s no good. |
| [06:11.15] | You' re a poet and you don' t know it. |
| [06:16.82] | Actually, l.... |
| [06:18.86] | I am a poet. |
| [06:22.66] | So you do know it. |
| [06:29.13] | So what kind of things do you write about? |
| [06:33.54] | Things that move me: |
| [06:35.84] | The shadow of a tree... |
| [06:38.88] | ... a child laughing... |
| [06:42.15] | ... or this lip. |
| [06:43.92] | Mine? |
| [06:45.92] | Right here? |
| [06:48.85] | I could write an epic poem about this lip. |
| [06:58.83] | How would that go? |
| [07:11.34] | Well, it didn' t rhyme... |
| [07:14.21] | ... but I liked it. |
| [07:18.22] | You' ve got to pick a pocket or two... |
| [07:22.55] | ... boys |
| [07:24.26] | You' ve got to pick a pocket... |
| [07:27.53] | ... or two |
| [07:34.57] | Lovely. |
| [07:36.07] | Just lovely. |
| [07:37.70] | Really? Thanks. |
| [07:39.27] | We definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday. |
| [07:43.21] | Excellent! |
| [07:45.04] | I' ll be there. |
| [07:46.38] | Don' t forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition. |
| [07:53.89] | My agent said that it wasn' t a dancing part. |
| [07:57.49] | All the roles gotta dance a little. |
| [08:00.56] | But with your dance background, it' ll be a piece of cake. |
| [08:03.93] | " Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? |
| [08:08.27] | " Five years with the American Ballet Theatre"? |
| [08:13.30] | Everybody lies on their resume, okay? |
| [08:16.81] | I wasn' t one of the Zoom kids either. |
| [08:20.24] | Well, can you, like, dance at all? |
| [08:22.75] | Yeah, I can dance. You know.... |
| [08:37.70] | What is that? |
| [08:39.36] | Sure, it looks stupid now. There' s no music playing. |
| [08:43.70] | I have to get that. But, no, no. |
| [08:49.37] | Hi. |
| [08:52.01] | Listen, I' m in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. |
| [09:00.38] | Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred? |
| [09:05.19] | So would I have to provide the grapes? |
| [09:09.46] | Hi. |
| [09:13.33] | It was amazing. He' s sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier. |
| [09:18.24] | Last night we were fooling around... |
| [09:24.31] | Get out! I couldn' t stop if a meteor hit me. |
| [09:30.01] | We have our stripper, a " Miss Crystal Chandelier." |
| [09:35.00] | Name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be? |
| [09:40.83] | But he forgot to take the poem with him. |
| [09:43.76] | I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good. |
| [09:48.50] | Check it out. |
| [09:51.94] | " The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty" " |
| [09:55.21] | To yourself. |
| [10:00.71] | You know, that' s pretty good. |
| [10:02.78] | Yeah, I think so too. Phoebe? |
| [10:05.25] | Great! I' m so glad you guys like it! |
| [10:07.25] | I gotta go to work. I' m not done. |
| [10:10.69] | Give it back when you' re through. |
| [10:15.93] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Poor Monica! |
| [10:18.43] | What? What? What? |
| [10:20.93] | He was with her when he wrote this poem! |
| [10:23.40] | " My vessel so lovely, with nothing inside"? |
| [10:26.64] | " Now that I' ve touched you, you seem emptier still"? |
| [10:29.64] | He thinks Monica' s empty. She' s the empty vase! |
| [10:33.08] | You really think he meant that? |
| [10:35.11] | Totally. |
| [10:36.38] | Oh, God! And she seems so happy too. |
| [10:39.65] | Done. |
| [10:51.50] | Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? |
| [10:54.13] | Oh, yeah, sure! It' s right |
| [11:01.47] | What' s that? |
| [11:03.41] | It' s from Ross. It' s a Love Bug. |
| [11:07.78] | Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend. |
| [11:11.82] | That' s not what he' s doing. |
| [11:13.78] | He' s just really romantic. |
| [11:16.59] | Excuse me. Are you Rachel Greene? |
| [11:21.79] | One, two, three. 1 2 3 |
| [11:26.60] | It won' t be long Before you' re the boss |
| [11:29.70] | And you know who will be there To support you |
| [11:33.00] | Your one and only boyfriend |
| [11:34.61] | It' s nice to have a boyfriend! |
| [11:36.34] | Your loyal, loving boyfriend, Ross! |
| [11:46.85] | I' m hurt! I' m actually hurt... |
| [11:49.79] | ... that you' d think I' d send those things out of anything but love. |
| [11:53.92] | Hurt! |
| [11:56.39] | All right, I get it. You' re hurt! |
| [11:59.20] | Can' t a guy send a barbershop quartet... |
| [12:01.63] | ... to his girlfriend' s office anymore? |
| [12:06.04] | Oh, please! It was so obvious... |
| [12:08.91] | ... Iike you were marking your territory. |
| [12:11.54] | You might as well have just come in and peed around my desk! |
| [12:17.25] | I would never do that. |
| [12:21.72] | Look, I know what' s going on here. |
| [12:24.00] | Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. |
| [12:28.46] | Well, if Mark said that, then Mark' s an idiot. |
| [12:32.50] | Mark' s a genius. |
| [12:36.33] | Don' t you see what' s happening? |
| [12:38.17] | Instead of hitting on her now, he' s becoming her confidante. |
| [12:41.51] | Now he' s gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. |
| [12:45.01] | What am I gonna do? |
| [12:46.34] | Why don' t you send her a musical bug? |
| [12:48.41] | No, you already did that. |
| [12:53.02] | You' re gonna have to go there yourself now. |
| [12:55.92] | Make a few surprise visits. |
| [12:57.66] | I don' t know, guys. |
| [12:58.82] | Fine, don' t do anything. Sit and talk to us. |
| [13:01.33] | Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you. |
| [13:04.16] | And he' s being Mr. Joe Sensitive. |
| [13:05.93] | She' s thinking," Maybe he' s the guy for me because he understands me." |
| [13:10.27] | And before you know it, she' s with him. |
| [13:12.47] | And you' ll be all," Oh, man!" |
| [13:15.81] | And he' ll be all," Yes!" |
| [13:19.28] | And us, we' ll be like," Oh, dude!" |
| [13:24.38] | And pretty soon you' ll be like: |
| [13:27.12] | " Hi." |
| [13:29.89] | And," Well, I can' t go. Rachel and Mark might be there." |
| [13:35.46] | And we' ll be like," Man, get over it! It' s been four years!" |
| [13:41.37] | He paints quite a picture, doesn' t he? |
| [13:47.17] | Here' s the Shelley Segal stuff for December. |
| [13:49.57] | Wait, I' ve got something for you. |
| [13:52.91] | It' s okay. Rachel knows. |
| [13:54.81] | Yeah, but even so |
| [13:57.15] | I can' t help it. I' m just crazy about you. |
| [14:00.52] | Oh, that is so sweet! |
| [14:05.36] | I know I' m Mr. Inappropriate today, but it' s just so tough. |
| [14:08.69] | I see you walking around, and I want to touch and hold you.... |
| [14:12.43] | Come on, no one' s around. Just kiss me. |
| [14:15.03] | All right, that' s it! Get off of her! |
| [14:17.43] | What is going on? |
| [14:18.77] | What' s going on? I' ll tell you what' s going on! |
| [14:28.18] | I have been down in your store for 20 minutes, trying to get a tie. |
| [14:34.85] | What do I have to do to get some service? |
| [14:39.52] | Hi, Rach. |
| [14:50.77] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [14:57.11] | I' ve got a problem. |
| [14:58.71] | I just got a call from my dance captain. |
| [15:01.08] | He' s having a relationship crisis and can' t leave Long lsland. |
| [15:04.38] | Does that mean the audition' s off? |
| [15:06.62] | Seeing as you' ve got the most experience... |
| [15:10.29] | ... I want you to teach these dancers the combination. |
| [15:15.49] | What? |
| [15:17.09] | Come on, it' s easy. You know, it' s hand, hand... |
| [15:21.17] | ... head, head |
| [15:23.10] | ... up, pas de bourree, pas de bourree... |
| [15:25.00] | ... big turn here, rond de jambe.... |
| [15:27.94] | Slide, step, step... |
| [15:30.34] | ... and jazz hands! |
| [15:34.91] | So that' s," Steppitystep and jazz hands." |
| [15:38.25] | Have fun. |
| [15:40.45] | Bye. |
| [15:46.92] | What are you wrapping? |
| [15:48.76] | Look what I got Julio. |
| [15:54.20] | It' s a vase. |
| [15:58.70] | Not exactly like the one in the poem. |
| [16:02.34] | What do you mean? |
| [16:03.84] | Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? |
| [16:13.32] | So I' m just an empty vase? |
| [16:15.65] | What? |
| [16:17.45] | So, I don' t read as many important books as you do. |
| [16:20.06] | And I don' t write trick poems that aren' t about what they seem. |
| [16:24.73] | And I get excited about stupid stuff... |
| [16:27.40] | ... Iike when my People magazine comes... |
| [16:30.30] | ... and the new " Hold Everything" catalog. |
| [16:32.90] | But that doesn' t mean I' m empty. I care about things. Friends and family. |
| [16:37.37] | You have no right to judge me! You don' t even know me! |
| [16:41.91] | The poem is not about you. |
| [16:45.25] | What? |
| [16:46.38] | " The Empty Vase" is not about you. " |
| [16:49.39] | My baby preciosa.... |
| [16:51.66] | You make me so sad that you would think this. |
| [16:56.86] | I' m sorry. It' s.... |
| [16:58.53] | My friend Phoebe said |
| [17:00.93] | It' s about all women. |
| [17:04.60] | Well... |
| [17:05.84] | ... all American women. |
| [17:09.91] | You feel better now? |
| [17:16.91] | All right, let' s do it. |
| [17:39.10] | What was that? |
| [17:41.14] | It' s the best I could get out of them. |
| [17:45.31] | Well, people! |
| [17:47.04] | People, people, people! |
| [17:49.65] | Let' s try it again. And this time, everybody watch Joey. |
| [17:56.05] | Show ' em how it' s done. |
| [18:03.59] | Count it off, Mack. |
| [18:13.60] | |
| [18:17.41] | Did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? |
| [18:20.34] | Look what I got! See, she' s dressed, right? |
| [18:23.58] | And then you click it, and uhoh, she' s naked! |
| [18:28.79] | And then you click it again and she' s dressed. |
| [18:31.66] | She' s a business woman walking down the street. |
| [18:34.19] | She' s window shopping, and oh, she' s naked! |
| [18:48.84] | I' m gonna spend some alone time with the pen. |
| [19:00.82] | I' m sorry. I was an idiot. |
| [19:04.02] | A big idiot. |
| [19:05.62] | A big idiot. |
| [19:08.29] | It' s just, you have to realize... |
| [19:13.33] | Why is it hard? We' ve been together for almost a year now. |
| [19:17.73] | Well, I was with Carol for, like, eight years. |
| [19:21.17] | And I lost her. |
| [19:24.04] | And now, if it' s possible, I think I love you even more. |
| [19:27.91] | So it' s hard for me to believe I' m not gonna... |
| [19:31.01] | ... well, that someone else isn' t gonna take you away. |
| [19:35.02] | Let it be me. Let it be me! |
| [19:43.00] | Honey, that' s very sweet. |
| [19:46.20] | It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other... |
| [19:50.23] | ... and trust each other, like we do... |
| [19:52.90] | ... there' s no reason to be jealous. |
| [20:04.62] | Bye, Chandler. |
| [20:06.78] | This pen' s getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn? |
| [20:13.72] | Where you going? |
| [20:14.89] | I' ve gotta go pick up Ben for a playdate this afternoon. |
| [20:18.36] | |
| [20:19.70] | Just this woman I met last night at the party. |
| [20:22.47] | There was a woman at? |
| [20:26.60] | The stripper? |
| [20:30.54] | You have a playdate with a stripper? |
| [20:34.21] | Man, I gotta get a kid! |
| [20:44.32] | We started talking after she did her thing... |
| [20:47.22] | ... and she' s got a boy about Ben' s age. |
| [20:49.63] | So we' re gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class. |
| [20:53.43] | ls that okay? Sure. Is she married? |
| [21:03.01] | Are you jealous? |
| [21:06.28] | I just don' t see why she has to play with you. |
| [21:09.31] | I mean, doesn' t she have any other strippermom friends of her own? |
| [21:17.79] | You are totally jealous! |
| [21:20.46] | I' m not jealous. |
| [21:21.93] | This is about... |
| [21:25.53] | ... people feeling certain things... |
| [21:28.93] | ... you know, about... |
| [21:31.20] | ... strippers. And, you know.... |
| [21:34.71] | I love you too. |
| [21:36.44] | Bye. |
| [21:37.81] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [21:39.38] | What? |
| [21:54.02] | Well, there' s a kiss he won' t forget for a few hours. |
| [21:58.66] | Either that or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper. |
| [22:08.37] | Is there a Julio here? |
| [22:11.41] | I am Julio. |
| [22:14.38] | Mr. Pretentious |
| [22:16.58] | You think there' s no one finer Your poems are unpublished |
| [22:19.88] | And you work in a diner |
| [22:21.89] | You' re no God' s gift to women That' s all in your head |
| [22:26.89] | You are just a buttmunch |
| [22:28.59] | No one likes a buttmunch! |
| [00:03.92] | nǐ men dōu jué de zhè shuāng xié hěn chǒu ma? duì |
| [00:06.69] | bié dān xīn, méi yǒu rén huì zhù yì de zhǐ yào nǐ chuān zhe nà jiàn yù jīn zhuāng |
| [00:12.62] | nǐ gēn tā shuō ba |
| [00:13.69] | zhè shì tā lǚ xīn zhí de dì yì tiān nǐ bù gāi yī zǎo jiù kāi tā wán xiào |
| [00:18.90] | hǎo ba, wǒ kě yǐ děng dào wǎn shàng zài shuō |
| [00:22.60] | nǐ xīng qī wǔ yǒu jié mù ma? gàn ma? |
| [00:24.60] | nǐ de lái cān jiā wǒ de guài táng gē ài bó tè de gào bié dān shēn pài duì |
| [00:27.54] | nǐ zhī dào, tā shì zhí wù xué jiā |
| [00:29.57] | lǎo tiān |
| [00:31.54] | zhí wù xué jiā dōu shén shén jīng jīng de |
| [00:34.88] | nà shi kǒng lóng lǐng dài ma? |
| [00:42.12] | zǎo ān |
| [00:43.46] | ruì qiū, wǒ ná pí bāo lái le |
| [00:47.56] | zhǎo yào shi jiù yào zhǎo lǎo bàn tiān ba |
| [00:50.73] | xiè xiè, fēi bǐ |
| [00:52.33] | bù kè qì, bài tuō nǐ yòng zhè gè wū guī bāo bāo |
| [00:55.67] | bù, wū guī ràng wǒ hài pà jīn tiān yóu qí bú shì shí hòu |
| [00:59.40] | qīn ài de, bié jǐn zhāng, méi wèn tí de |
| [01:02.24] | wǒ guò lái gēn nǐ yì qǐ chī wǔ fàn ba? |
| [01:05.01] | xiè le, dàn mǎ kè yào dài wǒ qù chī fàn |
| [01:08.65] | mǎ kè? jiù shì nà gè bāng nǐ zhǎo gōng zuò de mǎ kè? |
| [01:12.65] | duì, suàn shì zhù wǒ gōng zuò shùn lì |
| [01:15.59] | nà shi wǔ cān hé ma? |
| [01:17.79] | bù, shì pí bāo lǐ miàn hái yǒu gè rè shuǐ píng |
| [01:22.93] | nǐ xīng qī wǔ néng lái ma? shén me? |
| [01:25.53] | wǒ xiǎng kě yǐ ba kě shì nǐ wèi shí me yào qǐng wǒ ne? |
| [01:28.30] | xiǎn rán ài bó tè méi yǒu péng yǒu |
| [01:30.14] | tā duì gào bié dān shēn pài duì chōng mǎn qī dài |
| [01:32.30] | wǒ xiǎng tā shì wèi le kàn tuō yī wǔ niáng cái jié hūn de |
| [01:37.38] | qǐng tuō yī wǔ niáng cān jiā gào bié dān shēn pài duì nǐ men zhēn shì lǎo tào |
| [01:41.11] | wèi shí me bù qǐng mó shù shī? |
| [01:44.48] | rú guǒ mó shù shī kě yǐ yòng tún bù gěi wǒ kāi pí jiǔ, nà jiù xíng |
| [01:50.00] | běn jí bō chū:" jí dù de qíng rén" |
| [02:37.10] | tā yào gēn tā chī wǔ fàn? gēn tā chī wǔ fàn? |
| [02:40.27] | nǐ gāi kàn kàn tā bèi lù qǔ shí shì zěn me yōng bào tā de |
| [02:43.31] | ér qiě tā xiàng mào táng táng |
| [02:47.45] | wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? bù zěn me bàn |
| [02:50.15] | fàng zài xīn lǐ xué zhe yǐn cáng nǐ de gǎn qíng |
| [02:54.35] | bú yào dà hū xiǎo jiào |
| [02:59.59] | cāi cāi shuí dé dào le bǎi lǎo huì yīn yuè jù de shì yǎn jī huì? |
| [03:02.09] | wǒ běn lái yào shuō shì nǐ bù guò zhè gè dá àn hǎo xiàng tài róng yì le |
| [03:06.20] | jiù shì wǒ |
| [03:07.27] | zhè shì yīn yuè jù bǎn de" shuāng chéng jì" |
| [03:10.27] | wǒ xiǎng wǒ yào chàng" niǔ yuē, niǔ yuē" |
| [03:14.01] | hé" wǒ bǎ xīn liú zài jiù jīn shān" |
| [03:19.38] | qiáo yī, wǒ xiǎng lún bú dào nǐ lái tiāo chéng shì |
| [03:23.85] | shén me? |
| [03:24.88] | zhè shì dí gēng sī xiān shēng de quán lì |
| [03:28.35] | shuí? |
| [03:31.22] | wǒ ná kè lǐ fū shǒu jí gěi nǐ |
| [03:33.46] | shén me? |
| [03:35.79] | jiǎn yì wén xué dú běn |
| [03:40.67] | shén me? |
| [03:46.57] | xíng hào |
| [03:48.71] | fā huò hào mǎ hé chū huò rì qī |
| [03:52.91] | hěn hǎo, yǒu wèn tí ma? |
| [03:55.55] | wǒ men yǒu duō shǎo zhé kòu? |
| [03:58.05] | bā zhé |
| [03:59.68] | wǒ ài sǐ zhè fèn gōng zuò le |
| [04:03.59] | wǒ de dì yī tòng diàn huà lái, ràng wǒ dài láo |
| [04:06.82] | ruì qiū gé lín, xū yào wǒ xiào láo ma? |
| [04:08.83] | hāi, ruì qiū zài ma? |
| [04:10.36] | qǐng wèn shì nǎ yī wèi? wǒ shì luó sī |
| [04:13.57] | nǎ wèi luó sī? |
| [04:15.33] | luó sī hé ruì qiū" de luó sī |
| [04:18.54] | hāi, wǒ shì mǎ kè |
| [04:20.54] | Hey. hēi, mǎ kè hēi |
| [04:22.61] | děng yī xià hǎo |
| [04:26.51] | hāi, qīn ài de |
| [04:28.18] | mǎ kè zěn me huì tì nǐ jiē diàn huà? |
| [04:30.85] | tā zhǐ shì zài xiā hùn bà le |
| [04:32.85] | yǒu yì sī |
| [04:36.92] | tā gàn ma bù zài zì jǐ bàn gōng shì xiā hùn? |
| [04:40.09] | zhè lǐ jiù shì tā bàn gōng shì, wǒ shuō guò wǒ men shì qiáo ān nà de liǎng gè zhù lǐ |
| [04:44.80] | qiáo ān nà wèi shí me xū yào liǎng gè zhù lǐ? |
| [04:46.93] | tā hěn lǎn ma? |
| [04:50.07] | wǒ de tiān, wǒ zuò le shén me? |
| [04:52.44] | wǒ gāng bǎ sān qiān fù xiōng zhào sòng dào rén shì bù qù le |
| [04:54.87] | wǒ yào guà diàn huà le mǎ kè, wǒ xū yào nǐ |
| [04:56.77] | hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [05:02.28] | duì bù qǐ, tián xīn, wǒ zhǐ shì yào |
| [05:05.08] | wǒ zhǐ shì yào dǎ xià yī ge diàn huà |
| [05:20.50] | wǒ 30 miǎo zhōng huàn hǎo yī fú jiù shì ràng nǐ gēn tā dú chǔ |
| [05:24.40] | nǐ zuì hǎo gǎn kuài zhǎn kāi gōng shì |
| [05:25.84] | wǒ bú yào zhǎn kāi shén me gōng shì |
| [05:28.11] | nǐ bú yào de huà, wǒ yào |
| [05:29.81] | bài tuō nǐ zǒu ba? |
| [05:32.08] | wǎn ān, mó nī kǎ |
| [05:35.31] | wǎn ān, hú lì ōu |
| [05:48.13] | hú lì ōu, yǒu rén bǎ shū wàng zài zhè lǐ le |
| [05:50.83] | lǎo shí shuō, nà shi wǒ de shū |
| [05:54.27] | nǐ zài kàn shén me shū? |
| [05:55.87] | bō tè lái ěr de" è zhī huá" nǐ kàn guò méi yǒu? |
| [06:00.44] | wǒ kàn guò méi yǒu? |
| [06:03.51] | méi yǒu, nǐ xǐ huān ma? |
| [06:07.05] | wǒ běn lái yǐ wéi wǒ huì xǐ huān bù guò fān yì dé bù hǎo |
| [06:11.15] | nǐ shì shī rén, jū rán bù dǒng |
| [06:16.82] | qí shí, wǒ |
| [06:18.86] | wǒ shì shī rén |
| [06:22.66] | nà nǐ yí dìng dǒng le |
| [06:29.13] | nǐ dōu xiě xiē shén me? |
| [06:33.54] | xiě yī xiē ràng wǒ gǎn dòng de shì wù |
| [06:35.84] | pó suō shù yǐng |
| [06:38.88] | tóng zhì xiào róng |
| [06:42.15] | huò zhè piàn zuǐ chún |
| [06:43.92] | wǒ de? |
| [06:45.92] | zhè lǐ? |
| [06:48.85] | wǒ kě yǐ wéi zhè piàn zuǐ chún xiě yī bù shǐ shī |
| [06:58.83] | yào zěn me xiě? |
| [07:11.34] | suī rán méi yǒu yā yùn |
| [07:14.21] | bù guò wǒ xǐ huān |
| [07:18.22] | nǐ men dé bā yī liǎng gè qián bāo |
| [07:22.55] | hái zi men |
| [07:24.26] | nǐ dé bā yī liǎng gè |
| [07:27.53] | qián bāo |
| [07:34.57] | zhēn hǎo |
| [07:36.07] | tài hǎo le |
| [07:37.70] | zhēn de? xiè xiè |
| [07:39.27] | qiáo yī, wǒ men fēi cháng xī wàng xīng qī liù zài kàn dào nǐ |
| [07:43.21] | tài hǎo le |
| [07:45.04] | wǒ huì lái de |
| [07:46.38] | bié wàng le dài nǐ de jué shì wǔ xié lái cān jiā wǔ dǎo shì yǎn |
| [07:53.89] | wǒ de jīng jì rén shuō zhè gè jué sè bù bì tiào wǔ |
| [07:57.49] | suǒ yǒu de jué sè dōu yào tiào yì diǎn wǔ |
| [08:00.56] | dàn yǐ nǐ de wǔ dǎo bèi jǐng xiǎo yì sī bà le |
| [08:03.93] | zhuī suí tuǒ lā sà pǔ xué xí sān nián xiàn dài wǔ? |
| [08:08.27] | zài měi guó bā lěi wǔ tuán dài le wǔ nián? |
| [08:13.30] | shuí de lǚ lì biǎo bù guàn shuǐ? |
| [08:16.81] | wǒ yě méi yǒu yǎn guò ZOOM |
| [08:20.24] | nǐ dào dǐ huì bú huì tiào wǔ? |
| [08:22.75] | wǒ huì tiào wǔ, nǐ zhī dào |
| [08:37.70] | zhè shì gàn shén me? |
| [08:39.36] | xiàn zài kàn qǐ lái hěn chǔn yīn wèi méi yǒu fàng yīn yuè |
| [08:43.70] | wǒ dé qù jiē diàn huà bù guò, bú yào |
| [08:49.37] | hāi |
| [08:52.01] | tīng wǒ shuō, wǒ xū yào gè tuō yī wǔ niáng wǒ tīng shuō nǐ shì tiào tuō yī wǔ de |
| [09:00.38] | wǒ wèn nǐ, nǐ duō shōu yī bǎi kuài kě yǐ é wài tí gōng shén me fú wù? |
| [09:05.19] | nà wǒ yào tí gōng pú táo ma? |
| [09:09.46] | hāi |
| [09:11.-3] | nǐ zuó wǎn gēn hú lì ōu yuē huì de qíng kuàng zěn me yàng, xiǎo jiě? |
| [09:13.33] | jiǎn zhí bù kě sī yì, tā xìng gǎn yòu cōng míng zhè ràng tā xiǎn de gèng xìng gǎn |
| [09:18.24] | wǒ dé gào sù nǐ zuó wǎn wǒ men qīn rè de shí hòu |
| [09:21.-2] | tū rán zhī jiān, tā tíng xià lái xiě shī |
| [09:24.31] | shǎo lái le, wǒ jiù suàn bèi yǔn shí dǎ zhòng yě tíng bù xià lái |
| [09:30.01] | wǒ men qǐng le tuō yī wǔ niáng " shuǐ jīng diào dēng xiǎo jiě" |
| [09:35.00] | gěi xiǎo hái qǔ zhè zhǒng míng zì zhǎng dà le hái néng zuò shí mǒ? |
| [09:40.83] | dàn tā wàng le bǎ zhè shǒu shī dài zǒu |
| [09:43.76] | wǒ kàn bu dǒng shī bù guò wǒ jué de zhè shì yī shǒu hǎo shī |
| [09:48.50] | nǐ men kàn kàn |
| [09:51.94] | kōng huā píng" bàn tòu míng de měi |
| [09:55.21] | bú yào niàn chū lái |
| [10:00.71] | xiě de hěn hǎo |
| [10:02.78] | duì, wǒ yě jué de, fēi bǐ? |
| [10:05.25] | tài bàng le wǒ zhēn gāo xìng nǐ men dōu xǐ huān |
| [10:07.25] | wǒ dé qù shàng bān le wǒ hái méi kàn wán |
| [10:10.69] | kàn wán zài huán gěi wǒ |
| [10:13.-3] | huí tóu jiàn zài jiàn |
| [10:15.93] | wǒ de tiān kě lián de mó nī kǎ |
| [10:18.43] | zěn me le? |
| [10:20.93] | tā zài gēn tā qīn rè de shí hòu xiě zhè shǒu shī |
| [10:23.40] | wǒ de huā píng rú cǐ měi lì nèi lǐ kōng wú yī wù |
| [10:26.64] | rú jīn wǒ shēn shǒu chù mō nǐ kàn sì gèng jiā kōng dòng |
| [10:29.64] | tā jué de mó nī kǎ hěn kōng dòng tā shì gè kōng huā píng |
| [10:33.08] | nǐ zhēn de jué de tā shì zhè gè yì sī? |
| [10:35.11] | yì diǎn dōu méi cuò |
| [10:36.38] | lǎo tiān, tā kàn qǐ lái hǎo xìng fú |
| [10:39.65] | kàn wán le |
| [10:51.50] | nǐ yǒu shèng luó lán de dàng àn ma? |
| [10:54.13] | dāng rán yǒu, jiù zài |
| [11:01.47] | nà shi shén me? |
| [11:03.41] | shì luó sī sòng de, ài de jīn guī |
| [11:07.78] | tā xiǎng xiàng quán shì jiè xuān gào nǐ yǐ jīng míng huā yǒu zhǔ le |
| [11:11.82] | tā bú shì zhè gè yì sī |
| [11:13.78] | tā zhǐ shì fēi cháng làng màn bà le |
| [11:16.59] | duì bù qǐ, nǐ shì ruì qiū gé lín ma? |
| [11:21.79] | |
| [11:23.-3] | gōng xǐ nǐ lǚ xīn zhí de dì yī zhōu |
| [11:26.60] | yào bù liǎo duō jiǔ nǐ jiù huì dāng lǎo bǎn le |
| [11:29.70] | nǐ zhī dào dào shí hòu shuí huì zhī chí nǐ |
| [11:33.00] | jiù shì nǐ wéi yī de nán péng yǒu |
| [11:34.61] | yǒu nán péng yǒu zhēn hǎo |
| [11:36.34] | nǐ zhōng xīn shēn qíng de nán yǒu, luó sī |
| [11:46.85] | wǒ shāng xīn, wǒ zhēn dì hěn shāng xīn |
| [11:49.79] | nǐ jū rán yǐ wéi wǒ sòng nèi xiē dōng xī bú shì chū yú duì nǐ de ài |
| [11:53.92] | shāng xīn |
| [11:56.39] | hǎo, wǒ dǒng le, nǐ hěn shāng xīn |
| [11:59.20] | nán rén bù néng qǐng lǐ fà diàn sì chóng chàng |
| [12:01.63] | dào nǚ péng yǒu de bàn gōng shì ma? |
| [12:06.04] | bài tuō, luó sī zhè shí zài tài míng xiǎn le |
| [12:08.91] | nǐ hǎo xiàng zài huà dìng dì pán |
| [12:11.54] | nǐ gān cuì dào bàn gōng shì lái zài wǒ de zhuō zi zhōu wéi sā niào hǎo le |
| [12:17.25] | wǒ jué duì bú huì zhè me zuò |
| [12:21.72] | tīng wǒ shuō, wǒ zhī dào zhè shì zěn me huí shì |
| [12:24.00] | mǎ kè dōu gēn wǒ jiě shì guò le tā shuō nǐ men nán rén jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [12:28.46] | rú guǒ mǎ kè zhè me shuō nà mǎ kè jiù shì bái chī |
| [12:32.50] | mǎ kè shì gè tiān cái |
| [12:34.-3] | wèi shí me? zěn me shuō? tā wèi shí me huì shì tiān cái? |
| [12:36.33] | nǐ hái kàn bu chū lái ma? |
| [12:38.17] | tā méi yǒu gōu yǐn tā fǎn ér dāng le tā de shǒu pà jiāo |
| [12:41.51] | xiàn zài tā jiù huì pǎo qù gēn tā bào yuàn nǐ |
| [12:45.01] | wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [12:46.34] | hé bù sòng tā yí gè yīn yuè jīn guī? |
| [12:48.41] | bù, nǐ yǐ jīng sòng guò le |
| [12:53.02] | nǐ dé qīn zì guò qù |
| [12:55.92] | ǒu ěr ràng tā jīng xǐ yī xià |
| [12:57.66] | wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [12:58.82] | hěn hǎo, bú yào qīng jǔ wàng dòng zuò zhe gēn wǒ men liáo tiān |
| [13:01.33] | zhè shí hòu tā zhèng zài gēn tā tán nǐ |
| [13:04.16] | tā duì tā tǐ tiē rù wēi |
| [13:05.93] | tā zài xiǎng" yě xǔ tā jiù shì wǒ de bàn lǚ tā zhè me liǎo jiě wǒ" |
| [13:10.27] | nǐ hái méi gǎo qīng chǔ zhuàng kuàng tā jiù gēn tā zài yì qǐ le |
| [13:12.47] | nǐ jiù huì shuō" lǎo tiān" |
| [13:15.81] | tā huì shuō" tài bàng le" |
| [13:19.28] | wǒ men dōu huì shuō" shǎ guā" |
| [13:24.38] | hěn kuài nǐ jiù huì shuō |
| [13:27.12] | " hāi" |
| [13:29.89] | hái yǒu" wǒ bù néng qù ruì qiū hé mǎ kè kě néng zài nà li" |
| [13:35.46] | wǒ men huì shuō" wàng le ba yǐ jīng sì nián le" |
| [13:41.37] | tā shuō de huó líng huó xiàn, bú shì ma? |
| [13:47.17] | zhè shì xuě lì xí gé 12 yuè de shè jì |
| [13:49.57] | děng děng, wǒ yǒu dōng xī yào gěi nǐ |
| [13:52.91] | méi guān xì, ruì qiū zhī dào |
| [13:54.81] | duì, dàn jiù suàn shì zhè yàng |
| [13:57.15] | wǒ kòng zhì bù liǎo, wǒ wèi nǐ fēng kuáng |
| [14:00.52] | nǐ zhēn huì jiǎng huà |
| [14:05.36] | wǒ zhī dào wǒ lǎo shì zuò bù dé tǐ de shì dàn shì zhè zhēn de hǎo nán |
| [14:08.69] | kàn zhe nǐ zǒu lái zǒu qù wǒ hǎo xiǎng bǎ nǐ bào zài huái lǐ |
| [14:12.43] | lái, zhè lǐ méi yǒu rén, wěn wǒ ba |
| [14:15.03] | hǎo le, gòu le, fàng kāi tā |
| [14:17.43] | zěn me huí shì? |
| [14:18.77] | zěn me huí shì? wǒ gào sù nǐ zhè shì zěn me huí shì |
| [14:28.18] | wǒ zài nǐ men gōng sī zhǎo lǐng dài zhǎo le 20 fēn zhōng |
| [14:34.85] | yào zěn me yàng cái yǒu rén lái fú wù wǒ? |
| [14:39.52] | hāi, ruì qiū |
| [14:50.77] | qiáo yī tè lǐ bān ní |
| [14:57.11] | xiàn zài chū le wèn tí |
| [14:58.71] | wǔ dǎo lǐng duì dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [15:01.08] | tā gǎn qíng chū xiàn wēi jī bù néng lí kāi cháng dǎo |
| [15:04.38] | zhè biǎo shì shì yǎn qǔ xiāo le ma? |
| [15:06.62] | jì rán nǐ de jīng yàn fēng fù |
| [15:10.29] | wǒ xī wàng nǐ lái dài wǔ zhě dòng zuò |
| [15:15.49] | shén me? |
| [15:17.09] | hǎo la, hěn jiǎn dān ma nǐ zhī dào, jiù shì shǒu |
| [15:21.17] | ... tóu |
| [15:23.10] | tái qǐ lái bú yào jǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [15:25.00] | dà xuán zhuǎn tuǐ zhuàn quān |
| [15:27.94] | huá guò lái, yī bù, zài yī bù |
| [15:30.34] | jué shì shǒu shì |
| [15:34.91] | zhè me shuō shì tà bù wǔ bù hé jué shì shǒu shì |
| [15:38.25] | tiào dé gāo xìng diǎn |
| [15:40.45] | zài jiàn |
| [15:46.92] | nǐ zài bāo shén me? |
| [15:48.76] | kàn wǒ sòng hú lì ōu shén me? |
| [15:54.20] | shì gè huā píng |
| [15:57.-2] | jiù xiàng tā nà shǒu shī |
| [15:58.70] | bù wán quán gēn nà shǒu shī yí yàng |
| [16:02.34] | cǐ huà zěn jiǎng? |
| [16:03.84] | jì de nǐ shuō guò nǐ bú huì kàn shī ma? |
| [16:13.32] | zhè me shuō wǒ zhǐ shì gè kōng dòng de huā píng? |
| [16:15.65] | shén me? |
| [16:17.45] | hǎo, wǒ bù xiàng nǐ nà yàng cháng kàn míng zhù |
| [16:20.06] | wǒ yě bù xiě biǎo lǐ bù yī de guài shī |
| [16:24.73] | wǒ xǐ huān yú chǔn de dōng xī |
| [16:27.40] | jiù xiàng wǒ de shí rén zá zhì lái de shí hòu |
| [16:30.30] | hái yǒu" zhuā zhù yī qiè" de xíng lù lái de shí hòu |
| [16:32.90] | dàn zhè bù biǎo shì wǒ shì kōng dòng de wǒ guān xīn wǒ de jiā rén hé péng yǒu |
| [16:37.37] | nǐ méi yǒu quán lì pī pàn wǒ nǐ gēn běn bù liǎo jiě wǒ |
| [16:41.91] | zhè shǒu shī jiǎng de bú shì nǐ |
| [16:45.25] | shén me? |
| [16:46.38] | kōng huā píng" jiǎng de bú shì nǐ |
| [16:49.39] | wǒ qīn ài de bǎo bèi |
| [16:51.66] | nǐ jū rán zhè me xiǎng, wǒ hǎo nán guò |
| [16:56.86] | duì bù qǐ, zhè |
| [16:58.53] | wǒ péng yǒu fēi bǐ shuō |
| [17:00.93] | zhè shì jiǎng suǒ yǒu de nǚ rén |
| [17:04.60] | yīng gāi shì shuō |
| [17:05.84] | quán měi guó de nǚ rén |
| [17:09.91] | shì huái le méi yǒu? |
| [17:16.91] | hǎo, lái ba |
| [17:39.10] | nà shi shén me wán yì ér? |
| [17:41.14] | tā men zuì duō zhǐ néng tiào dào zhè gè chéng dù |
| [17:45.31] | gè wèi |
| [17:47.04] | gè wèi |
| [17:49.65] | wǒ men zài shì yī cì zhè cì dà jiā hǎo hǎo kàn zhe qiáo yī |
| [17:56.05] | jiào tā men zěn me tiào |
| [18:03.59] | tán qín, mài kè |
| [18:13.60] | " zhōng yāng kā fēi tīng" |
| [18:17.41] | nǐ zuó wǎn cān jiā gào bié dān shēn pài duì wán dé kāi xīn ma? |
| [18:20.34] | kàn wǒ ná dào shén me? kàn, tā chuān zhuó yī fú, duì ma? |
| [18:23.58] | rán hòu àn yī xià tā le |
| [18:28.79] | rán hòu zài àn yī xià tā yòu chuān shang yī fú le |
| [18:31.66] | tā shì gè zuò shēng yì de nǚ rén zǒu zài dà jiē shàng |
| [18:34.19] | tā zài guàng chú chuāng ó, tā le |
| [18:48.84] | wǒ yào gēn zhè zhǐ bǐ dú chǔ yī zhèn zi |
| [19:00.82] | duì bù qǐ, wǒ shì gè bái chī |
| [19:04.02] | dà bái chī |
| [19:05.62] | dà bái chī |
| [19:08.29] | nǐ bì xū liǎo jiě |
| [19:11.-3] | wǒ hěn nán jiē shòu mǎ kè zhè jiàn shì |
| [19:13.33] | wèi shí me? wǒ men zài yì qǐ kuài yī nián le |
| [19:17.73] | wǒ gēn kǎ luò zài yì qǐ bā nián le |
| [19:21.17] | ér wǒ shī qù le tā |
| [19:24.04] | xiàn zài, rú guǒ yǒu zhè gè kě néng wǒ xiǎng wǒ ài nǐ bǐ ài tā gēng shēn |
| [19:27.91] | suǒ yǐ wǒ hěn nán xiāng xìn wǒ bú huì |
| [19:31.01] | bié rén bú huì bǎ nǐ duó zǒu |
| [19:35.02] | ràng wǒ duó zǒu tā ba |
| [19:43.00] | qīn ài de, nǐ de huà hǎo wō xīn |
| [19:46.20] | wǒ zhǐ shì jué de rú guǒ liǎng gè rén bǐ cǐ xiāng ài |
| [19:50.23] | bǐ cǐ xìn rèn, xiàng wǒ men zhè yàng |
| [19:52.90] | jiù méi yǒu lǐ yóu jí dù |
| [20:03.-4] | wǒ dé zǒu le |
| [20:04.62] | zài jiàn, qián dé |
| [20:06.78] | zhè zhī bǐ yǒu diǎn wú liáo le kě yǐ bāng wǒ ná jǐ běn shǎi qíng zá zhì ma? |
| [20:13.72] | nǐ yào qù nǎ lǐ? |
| [20:14.89] | wǒ dé qù jiē bān dài tā gēn bié rén chū qù wán |
| [20:18.36] | With who? gēn shuí? |
| [20:19.70] | gēn wǒ zuó wǎn zài pài duì shàng rèn shi de nǚ rén |
| [20:22.47] | zuó wǎn pài duì de nǚ rén |
| [20:26.60] | tuō yī wǔ niáng? |
| [20:30.54] | nǐ gēn tuō yī wǔ niáng yì qǐ chū qù wán? |
| [20:34.21] | lǎo tiān, wǒ dé shēng gè hái zi cái xíng |
| [20:44.32] | tā tiào wán tuō yī wǔ zhī hòu wǒ men kāi shǐ liáo tiān |
| [20:47.22] | tā yǒu gè hé bān nián líng xiāng fǎng de ér zi |
| [20:49.63] | wǒ men yào dài hái zi qù shàng jiàn bǎo yuán |
| [20:53.43] | kě yǐ ma? dāng rán kě yǐ, tā jié hūn méi yǒu? |
| [21:03.01] | nǐ jí dù ma? |
| [21:06.28] | wǒ bù dǒng tā gàn ma gēn nǐ chū qù wán |
| [21:09.31] | tā méi yǒu qí tā dāng mā mā de tuō yī wǔ niáng péng yǒu ma? |
| [21:17.79] | nǐ jí dù de yào mìng |
| [21:20.46] | wǒ cái méi yǒu jí dù |
| [21:21.93] | zhè shì yīn wèi |
| [21:25.53] | rén men duì tuō yī wǔ niáng |
| [21:28.93] | dōu yǒu mǒu zhǒng |
| [21:31.20] | kàn fǎ, nǐ zhī dào |
| [21:34.71] | wǒ yě ài nǐ |
| [21:36.44] | zài jiàn |
| [21:37.81] | děng děng |
| [21:39.38] | gàn ma? |
| [21:54.02] | zhè gè wěn kě yǐ ràng tā huí wèi hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
| [21:58.66] | fǒu zé, nǐ gāng shān qǐ tā de huǒ lái fǎn ér pián yí le tuō yī wǔ niáng |
| [22:08.37] | hú lì ōu zài zhè lǐ ma? |
| [22:11.41] | wǒ jiù shì hú lì ōu |
| [22:14.38] | nǐ fēi cháng zì yǐ wéi shì |
| [22:16.58] | yǐ wéi zì jǐ hǎo dé bù dé le nǐ de shī dōu méi chū bǎn |
| [22:19.88] | nǐ zài cān tīng gōng zuò |
| [22:21.89] | nǐ bú shì shàng dì duì nǚ rén de ēn cì zhè zhǐ shì nǐ zì yǐ wéi shì |
| [22:26.89] | nǐ zhǐ shì gè mǎ pì jīng |
| [22:28.59] | méi rén xǐ huān mǎ pì jīng |
| [22:30.-3] | nǐ de chuáng shàng gōng fū yě hěn làn |